Funny farsi jokes

I hardly got anyone to talk to, like really. I wish i could talk to someone abt the things that trigger me and just talk about shit. I dont like to vent, i get too much into my feelings and i’d feel terrible pouring all my problems on some of my friends so i just stay silent. But I just wish i could have someone to talk to abt sh, episodes, relationships and all of those very real things that make life.. life. Without putting up a tw or watching my mouth. Just to make jokes about it yk? Even if it aint funny a coping mechanism is still a coping mechanism. I wish i could spill all my drama to someone. And I wish someone would talk to me that way too. With no judgment, non needed advices or pity for one another.

Hey there. I am going to try to make this as short as possible (pun intended). I am looking to meet a girl who I can connect with on a deeper level. Someone who I vibe with and can joke/goof around with. Something genuine, you know. Ideally I would have liked a long term relationship but times like these make me feel like maybe it's just not meant to be for me. Nevertheless, I would still like to meet someone who enjoys spending time with me, even if we end up only as close friends.
A little bit about me: 25 year old latino, born and raised in NY. I am shy geek/introvert who loves chatting but loves to listen more. I'm still trying to break out of my shell so please bear with me. I have my moments where I'm funny, and I feel I'm sincere and easy to get along with. I prefer staying indoors but I love going out every now and then. Especially with the right company and definitely if there's food lol. Graduated in engineering and am currently working. My job's not too interesting but it's a living.
I love gaming (PC) with my bff/friends and watching anime/reading a manga. I also love drawing, martial arts, and a lot of other stuff. I started working out a little bit ago to keep in shape & build some muscle. Appearance wise, I am 5'2", with light-brownish skin, dark hair, and average build. Here is what I look like in case you're curious.
If you want to know more about me or see if we'll click, feel free to DM me. I'd appreciate it if you could sent more than just a simple "hey" though. To me, it leaves the impression that you're only reaching out because you're bored, rather than interested. I'm pretty much an open book so anything is on the table and I mean that. Aside from that, it would be nice if you're also in the U.S. Age wise, I'm open to chatting with someone older but feel I'd connect better with someone around my age so at least 21. Anyways, thank you for staying until the end and I hope you have a good one!

For context me and my ex had a long distance relationship. We dated for 6 months before he said hey Im having suicidal thoughts (this was actual not true come to learn about it yesterday the truth. He just didnt want to tell me he didnt want to be in a relationship not just with me but with ANYONE!) and another thing he had Problems and I mean MAJOR problems. He got hella jealous (I have an online group of just 4 guys and me and another girl - he HATED this group), he is insecure, Had trust Issues, is violent, and a mental abuser. I should also say that he had trust issues cause he got cheated on MULTIPLE times with his ex gfs. Anyway back to what happened this month :)! Its juicy 🥰💖
This was told to me a month ago against my will: My ex just made me HELLA sick to my stomach, He got fired from his job cause he cussed out a co worker, he got arrested for breaking a dudes car window WITH HIS HANDS?!? He was in jail for 24 hours. And the worst thing: He got a girl pregnant last month (cause apparently being 25 makes you stupid LMAO) Poor girl and her body :( But when he said that info my heart just sank. Just a fucking dumbass omg we did it raw!! WONDER WHERE THAT WOULD GET YOU A UNPLANNED BABY DUDE. OH also he made death jokes (he was being serious tho) about ghetting a motercyle and wanting to get hity by a truck or go 150 mph and die LIKE HELLO DROP ALL THAT ON ME AND MORE WHY DONT CHAT.
This happened and was said yesterday:
My ex just went off on me for like 10 mins saying how annoying I was to him and everyone in the server and how I was the cause of getting attacked cause of it. The funny thing is that he added me back a month ago to catch up, apologize, and to be friends Imao. He ended up blocking me on everything?? LMAOOOO. He kept saying how annoying I was, to kms, no one cares about me, and on and on. Then proceeded to ban me from his server and then starting saying rude stuff in DMs to "hurt" my feelings. He also said he only dated me cause of my personality, not my looks and how ugly I was like wtf??? OKAY???

Help a girl out with crush triangle
I (25 F) have had a crush on a coworker (29 M) for almost three years now. I am very reserved / shy and he is also reserved. We have interacted very little but I just can’t get his stares or voice out of my head. I thought he also had a crush on me but was maybe afraid to approach. A few months ago, I started to befriend another coworker (29 M), let’s call him E, and so far has been pretty casual. One day I find out they are friends. On that same day, there was a work breakfast and one of my workers took me around to greet everyone because “I need to get out of my shell”. I was talking to a work acquaintance (male) and my crush stared at me the entire time. Then it came my turn to greet my crush and I could barely look at him. I was joking that I wanted to run away from the greet tour and he leaned in and whispered about staying in his corner. A bit later I’m sitting at a table by myself and my crush is standing with view to the table and is chatting with other coworkers and E. I was looking at my phone and when I looked up, my crush was looking at me again. He looked away when I saw him. I felt a little happy and tried to muster the courage to get up and talk to them, and as I’m making my way, he walks away. Later during the event, I’m chatting with my new friend E and my crush is staring at me the entire time while talking to his other friend W. Fast forward a few months and E starts throwing hints that my crush, E, and W have been talking about me and are all curious about my age. I again assumed that maybe my crush liked me and E was being a wingman. Then a few days later E starts throwing hints that he has a crush on me. Yesterday he told me that he was talking to my crush and my crush told him to invite me to Es birthday dinner that they all go to or to ask for my number or he is going to regret it because another guy will eventually try to get with me. After telling me that, he hinted that he was afraid to ask me for my phone number for fear of it being weird, I said it wasn’t weird and since we were friends and handed him my phone. I don’t want to lead E on but I don’t know how to make it clear that I have a crush on his friend. Did I mess up by giving him my phone number? I do genuinely want to be his friend. Is there any chance that my crush likes me? Should I avoid the situation entirely? Im stuck.
A little background about the players Crush: it’s been a while since he has been in a relationship and he feels lonely (E has told me this). Has only had one girlfriend. He doesn’t seem like a very confident person and I assume being a shorter guy (approximately 5’3”) probably plays into that as well. E: also been a while since he’s been in a relationship. Not sure about the rest of his dating history. His recent relationship did not end well (I didn’t ask why as I don’t want to be intrusive since we just started becoming friends). I never asked him for any information on my crush or himself but he just volunteers it. Me: im always complimented on my looks or how kind I am. Been told I have a girl next door vibe. I’m not very confident so I struggle to interact with people and overthink everything. I’ve never been in a relationship or even kissed anyone and so some of the nicknames I have acquired over time with friends are “extra virgin olive oil” or “nun”. Which I think are pretty funny.

Game Information

Game Title: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Platforms:

• Nintendo Switch (May 23, 2024)

Trailers:

• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door – Overview Trailer – Nintendo Switch
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door — Our Story Begins — Nintendo Switch
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Nintendo Direct 9.14.2023

Developer: Intelligent Systems
Publisher: Nintendo
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 89 average - 100% recommended - 18 reviews

Critic Reviews

COGconnected - James Paley - 90 / 100

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Checkpoint Gaming - Edie W-K - 9.5 / 10

Nostalgia goggles haven't failed us: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is still a masterpiece. With vastly improved graphics, a great rearranged soundtrack, and a few tasteful gameplay touchups, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door for Nintendo Switch is now the best version of this fan-favourite classic. The only thing missing is extra content for those who have already played it, but for everyone else, there's no reason not to pick this one up.

ComicBook.com - Marc Deschamps - 4.5 / 5

All in all, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is an easy recommendation. For those that never got a chance to play the original game, there's no better time than the present, and the Nintendo Switch version is easily the best way to play it.

Console Creatures - Bobby Pashalidis - Recommended

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is a masterpiece that continues to enchant nearly two decades after its initial release.

Daily Mirror - Scott McCrae - 4 / 5

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Digitec Magazine - Domagoj Belancic - German - 4 / 5

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is a classic Mario role-playing game that every fan of the chubby plumber should play. If you've already played the original, it's worth taking another trip into this paper world thanks to the completely revamped graphics and soundtrack.
The simplified role-playing mechanics and the interactivity of the turn-based battles make the game accessible even to beginners and players who don't usually like RPGs. The numerous environments impress with their quirky humor, excellently written characters and a beautiful paper look. What I didn't like were the annoying backtracking passages and some tedious mechanics. They unnecessarily slow down the pace as the game progresses.

Enternity.gr - Nikitas Kavouklis - Greek - 10 / 10

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is a magical combination of parameters that make this title must have!

Game Informer - Kyle Hilliard - 8.3 / 10

Thousand-Year Door is now a series highlight. It marks the first instance of where I didn’t want a Mario RPG to go (I generally prefer the Mario & Luigi direction), but the constant fourth-wall breaking, myriad colorful and unique characters, and its willingness to just be weird all lead to a joyful journey.

Glitched Africa - Marco Cocomello - 9 / 10

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Remake is wonderfully crafted for modern hardware while still capturing the magic and love of the original 20-year-old game. There’s a reason this is a cult classic and now everyone can enjoy it.

Nintendo Life - Alana Hagues - 9 / 10

For 20 years, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door has been held as the best Mario RPG of all time, and the Switch remake proves it has earned that title. This is a fantastic RPG adventure, whether you're a Mario fan or not, with some best-in-class combat, brilliant writing, and a few little creases ironed out to make this the definitive way to play Thousand-Year Door. We wish there was a little more to do post-credits, but there's no doubt about it, this is a beautiful-looking Switch remake and a must-play RPG.

Press Start - James Mitchell - 9.5 / 10

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year-Door is a masterful remake that improves on the original in practically every way while keeping everything that made it a mainstay in the Nintendo canon. While its timelessness is reflected in the strength of its humour, wit and story, a major visual overhaul and much needed quality of life improvements make The Thousand-Year Door an adventure that can't be skipped.

SECTOR.sk - Michal Korec - Slovak - 8.5 / 10

It is not a full-blown remake with overhauled graphics or new episodes. But deep within lies truly one of the best parts of the series to be enjoyed even 20 years later with excellent gameplay, sharp-wit writing and funny dialogues for long evenings or short bursts.

Saudi Gamer - Arabic - 9 / 10

Behind its vibrant and cheerful appearance hides a great battle system and a memorable cast of characters and events in a world brimming with content. Just be aware that some patience is required to enjoy the ride fully.

Spaziogames - Gianluca Arena - Italian - 8.2 / 10

The Switch version of Paper Mario and the Thousand-year door is a rare delight, just like the GameCube one before it: it's a funny and clever mix between a turn based RPG and a platform game, full of jokes and memorable characters. The price might be a little bit steep and the frame rate is halved if compared to the original, but it's still worth to dip your toes into it even twenty years later.

Stevivor - Ben Salter - 9 / 10

The Thousand-Year Door remake is a triumphant return for Paper Mario. It turns back to an earlier chapter in the series that knows exactly what it’s trying to achieve and does it masterfully.

TheSixthAxis - Stefan L - 9 / 10

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is a wonderful remake of a GameCube classic. Now in a modern game engine, but with all the quirkiness and charm of the original story and characters, and with a return to the original Paper Mario combat style, it's great for Mario RPG fans and newcomers alike.

VGC - Andy Robinson - 5 / 5

Alongside last year’s excellent Super Mario RPG remake, The Thousand-Year Door is one of the very best Mario spin-offs on Nintendo Switch, whether you’re an old fan or discovering it for the first time.

Video Chums - Mary Billington - 9 / 10

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door is a classic RPG with a perfect blend of turn-based combat and adventuring complete with a rewarding unlockable abilities system that encourages you to explore every nook and cranny. Plus, its updated graphics, hilarious humour, and welcome gameplay improvements make it more accessible than ever. 🚪

I’m not the kind of person that thinks all things are related to personality, however it is fun to tinker around with thought processes in random places to make sense of it.
I am ISTP and I work in restaurants. I am around a lot of ISFJs. My dad is ISFJ. I’ve dated a lot of ISFJs. My dad likes dry humor and loves stand up comedians, sitcoms, all things funny. Even listens to the joke XM radio channels on car rides instead of music. The ISFJs I’ve dated were suckers for my humor and I’ve always noticed ISTJs don’t really jump on the dry humor “dad jokes.”
My question is do yall like dry humor?
I postulate that it’s the willingness to be dorky and share my true self that the ISFJs are really attracted to over the quality of the jokes. Nonetheless, I encounter a lot more ISFJs that enjoy lame jokes than ISTJs and it’s an itch in my brain I need to scratch.
What do you think?

so recently i came across a video of a black male beater being exposed for beating his gf. (can’t find the ss atm but i know he was wearing a bonnet) when choosing to respond to these allegations, he decided to talk about how he didn’t gaf and that he wasn’t sorry, he also said he would do it again. ofc the internet decides to make a joke out of it because women’s pain is just a joke to everyone. when i went into the quotes of a tweet showing the video, i saw a bunch of black men making jokes about it, saying that they had to respect him being honest, saying that they agree, or even that his gf probably deserved it. i know this community and people in general dont care about our pain but to see ppl bakery jot caring and egging on this behavior pisses me off. why do we have to be in a community with ppl like this? why do we have to stay with the black men that will either abuse, or laugh about our abuse? the black community is such a toxic disgusting place that enables, encourages, and defends abusers. and they’re trying to defend themselves saying it’s a joke, but it’s less funny when you see how they really will abuse their partners, or stay aligned with their homeboys who do. especially seeing the diddy case of him abusing cassie on camera, it just makes me mad seeing ppl defend and laugh about both men. the same black men saying diddy needs to go are laughing about this gamer unapologetically beating his gf. or they’ll stream ppl like rkelly and chris brown. it just pisses me off, they’re all disgusting. i don’t know if we’ll ever live in a world where black women are treated like humans

Hi Gang,
Not sure if anyone has a good suggestion, but I am writing a speech for my upcoming wedding and I am marrying a Nederlander. My speech is mostly going to be in English as that's where the majority of the guests are from, but I wanted a little welcome message in Dutch. My hope is in this welcome to drop a little joke, or funny mistranslation that the Dutch folk will find funny? My Dutch is pretty poor, but I feel confident I can deliver a line or two.
Any suggestions greatly appreciated!
D

🙏🏻 Help me out with some friendship! Send me a funny meme, send me a random photo in your camera roll, or tell me a funny joke!
Include your age and gender. Nobody under 20. Anoniminity is boring, so if you feel the need to “hide” yourself, please move on!
Hope to chat soon :) 🏳️‍🌈

As I try to figure out just what level of activity my back is going to be good for, I keep running back to my childhood haunts walking the shore, unitarian fishing. I like to think about the possibilities of catching fish. As such, I spend a lot of time in Choto. It's also my shortcut to some necessary places in Monroe County that fit into my life. I was up there Saturday and did a restaurant tour (including the general store on Beals Chapel that has an on premise license. I asked and he showed it to me and made me read it. I had to go behind the counter and get close because I'm old and I can't read from that far away, but when I got there, there it was). We were just talking about development (albeit, minimum septic drainage field development, yes that is a bar topic at Calhoun's at the dam) and figured at least 4000 houses and probably 15-20,000 new residents. We were talking about ingress and egress from the peninsula though, I didn't even know there was land up for rezoning until I turned on the TV.
I thought, "Lookey there. I know that space." and I watched. And I wondered what it all was about. Then I heard about self contained sewage processing facilities. And I noticed something odd. Virtually every single commissioner that voted for a development that was turned down (save one) was laughing. Was that developer set up? I've spent so far this morning looking up self contained sewage systems, and while in theory it's doable, without a functioning health department or the return of the Board of Health to monitor these systems and come up with regulations for public health, these systems have no business in this county. We don't have the human infrastructure and regulatiory ability to pass plans like this in Knox County, nor will we in the forseeable future. This is just too risky. It was a cholera outbreak waiting to happen. What was so funny? Was the developer in on the joke?

I watched a documentary about emojis and what they mean to people in different cultures so I'm wondering what the emojis you use mean to you. My most used one is probably the skull emoji cause you can really use it for a lot like you could use it for a sort of dumb joke that's ironically funny or you could use it for something embarrassing or to say that someone did something stupid but it's still funny

TL;DR I (14F) don't know what to do about my friend/classmate (15M) who has love-hate (this is kind of an exaggeration) feelings for me.
We're in the same class and graduating 8th grade in less than a month and I'm asking for help because I don't want to be the villain in his life. I'm always stressed about hurting people and I only ever tried to be kind and honest, but I was stupid and I messed up this time. I don't want him to remember me as the exact thing I am not. I hate conflict and being mean. I would rather compromise than hurt somebody's feelings, but now I am just at loss.
We started talking more in October and then got pretty close in November and December. We'll call him D. We went out mid December at the mall to buy a book for school and I ended up buying Christmas presents. He helped me pick stuff for all of my friends and then we ate. It was very much a date-like hangout and we even walked arm in arm to the bus stop at the mall. He also walked me from the bus stop to my front door.
Fast forward to a day before our school's Christmas event. I told my friends that I kind of liked him and they convinced me to tell him. I told him and we texted some more at home then we agreed to talk the next day after the event. That evening I thought about it all and I realized that I wasn't ready for a relationship. I am 14 after all and I have the most important exam of my life so far at the end of the school year (this is just the schooling system in my country). The next day I avoided him and then at home I explained everything through text because I was too anxious to do it face-to-face. I was a wimp and I wish I had the guts to actually talk to him. I apologized countless times. I felt horrible and I can't even imagine how it was for him. I still kinda hate myself for it, but at the time I believed it was for the best.
I thought about the whole ordeal and it made me realize I might have attachment issues. I'm so obsessed with being loved (I grew up very lonely) that I feel a certain level of romantic attraction towards anyone who gives me a little more attention (especially men which I know is terrible). I also don't mean this as an excuse, but rather as an explanation to why I acted the way I did. I liked how D made me feel about myself, not actually him (this is horrible, I know). After I explained everything I felt he was cool about it and I actually thought that maybe things were okay. I told him i wasn't going out until after New Year's because I was very busy with family (I wasn't avoiding him purposely I was actually busy) yet for about a week straight he asked me 2 times every day where I was which was kinda weird and made me not want to go out at all even after New Year's.
Fast forward to this March when a common acquaintance of ours (not in our class) talked to D because he'd heard from a friend of his that D still liked me. D told this acquaintance that he does indeed still like me, that I look good and that he likes my big breasts (he said this in a much less respectful way). I was shocked because I couldn't fathom D still liking me after I'd been a total witch to him. We'd been ignoring each other mostly ever since December and even though we agreed to stay friends and I was very confused.
A few days later I was talking to a good friend of mine, D's deskmate, and mentioned the acquaintance who told me D still liked me. I just repeated something funny he said. I didn't say anything about D because he was right there, but D got mad (he probably found out I knew stuff) and broke a pencil. I'd seen that he had problems with anger and jealousy (he used to read my texts to my online friend on the other side of the world who is also a guy and got upset when I'd say they're personal and we weren't even together), but I didn't think it was that bad.
My friend (we'll call her R) told me she found out from another friend in our group that I was driving D crazy with telling his deskmate (a very close friend of mine) about stuff like weird fanfiction about my favourite singer (Gerard Way) and my variety of dirty jokes. From what R understood, he didn't like me speaking about sexual stuff (I haven't done anything like that, it's just an interesting topic to me) around him. I didn't understand why it would bother him, but apparently it did. Maybe jealousy? I don't know.
Nothing much happened until this Saturday when our whole class was taking album photos. The basic and typically "popular" girl in our class invited my group (the 7 emo girls basically) alongside her group (her another 3 people) to the new Japanese restaurant in town. We get along fine with them, though they kinda gossip about us sometimes, so we gladly agreed to eat with them. A girl in our group (whom D liked last year; she was much harsher in rejecting him - she blocked him on all platforms) is a tad bit closer to the popular girl, so the two of them made the reservation for 11 people at the restaurant.
During the shoot, D and another classmate that we're not very close friends with (they're chill, we just don't talk all that much) overheard our sushi plans and asked me if we were going. I said yes and tried to kindly say that we have a reservation already for 11 people and that they can tag along, but sit at another table. I felt bad because I've been excluded countless times in social situations in my life and I didn't want them to feel that. Their parents who were also there questioned me and I was too ashamed to lie, so I said that yes, we had a reservation. D and the other person didn't come in the end.
That evening I texted D apologizing and explaining that I was just invited and that I wasn't the one making the reservation. He said that it's okay and not my fault and he said that the other person was also not mad at me. He asked me why i was so obsessed with apologizing and I made a sharp remark I didn't think through about being annoyed at my friends' insensitivity about excluding them. He asked me why I was telling him all that and I told him to forget it. He encouraged me to continue and just speak my mind. I said no and told him I only had a question. I asked "do you still like me?" and I proceeded to explain why that would be impossible. He said I was changing the subject and I didn't realize that he was the one doing it in reality. He told me again to just speak and that nobody else will know whatever I tell him. I refused, but he somehow convinced me and I made a small confession about being lonely and feeling like only 3 people truly like me. It wasn't as personal as it may seem because I have much deeper feelings I have never told anyone, but I was still shocked that he somehow made me spit out things it takes a lot of hard work to get me to say as I am a very introverted and closed off person. For some context I was literally shaking and hyperventilating from anxiety throughout the whole conversation. I asked him again if he still liked me and he responded in the morning, completely ignoring the question and asking about a math test we recently took.
Yesterday evening, on Sunday, I talked to another classmate and friend (again not very close, but he's nice) whom I'll call L. L told me D had sent the group chat with the other person who I apologized to for the sushi thing, L and another classmate (I presume) screenshots of our whole conversation (even though he promised he'd keep his mouth shut). L sent me a screenshot of D saying I played him before and after I rejected him and said I manipulated him and only pretended to be interested in the things he liked just to get close to him (for the record, I'm a big listener, I love hearing my friends talk about their passions and interests). He also said he hated me. I was shocked and very upset because while telling me everything is alright and that the mess in my mind will get better, he was talking nonsense about me to others and sharing private information.
I told my friends about all of this. R said it's all my fault and that I did give him false hopes even after I rejected him and that I give him too much importance. She basically said I'm a bad person because I told D I wasn't ready to date anybody after saying I liked him. She probably believes I did it for kicks, just like D thinks, but I swear on everything I have that I'm just very dumb and I have no idea how to navigate human relations. I'm a massive people pleaser and it shows. Two friends said that it is what it is and another four said that it is totally not my fault and that I did not give him false hopes after I rejected him and that I barely even acknowledged him during that time (I also think so, but R said I kept flirting with him - I ignored him completely and he ignored me just the same so I am very confused as to what she deems "flirting"). They said I communicated clearly that it's not him, but rather a personal issue and that I am very sorry and I will respect his decision if he doesn't want us to talk or be friends at all anymore. I am in a dilemma.
I feel like a bad bad bad person for what I did and how I acted and I have no idea if R is right and that I did keep giving him false hopes or if all of my other friends are right and it's not my fault. I never thought that my behavior (existing in his perimeter) would be considered as flirting, but apparently R thinks otherwise. In R's opinion sending him two TikToks in 3 months and talking to him 3 maybe 4 times through text and another two face-to-face from December to now was too much attention.
So, am I a horrible person who deserves unhappiness or is D just overreacting and being manipulative and toxic? Please help this is really messing with my mind.

Title was a joke calm down.
Other infos abt me on other posts. Dm if ur a (baddie) funny, great personality, 6’5, blue eyes, trust fund, not weird, not gross, not horny, not old (20+).
If ur all of the above, here have a cookie 🍪
If ur boring and dry, then bye. Will rate opening messages so dont hmu with hey. Hmu with a pickup line or sum idk
Alr. Text me pookie🫶🏽

We are going to find the best and worst things done by every Danganronpa character. We continue our debate with Danganronpa 1; Byakuya Togami.
What, in your opinion, is the best and worst thing that Byakuya did throughout the whole Danganronpa series? This can be the actions done by him in the anime, manga, game, novel, etc. (Funny Jokes and Serious Comments are all acceptable)
Note: We won't count the killings done in the killing game for every character and ONLY the killing. Trying to kill someone count as an evil action.
The response with the most upvotes will be added in the next post.

• For Celestia, the majority of you chosed that she: "Gave Alter Ego back which ended up saving Makoto’s life" for her Best Action
• And that she: "She manipulated Hifumi to kill by lying that Taka SA’d her" as her Worst Action

(Note: If you disagree with something, you can always write that down in the comments, we might change if many people agree with that. But don't blame me, I'm only writing the majority)
You can find everyone here and what you guys voted for them: Best&Worst Danganronpa 1

Number 8:Ayane Matsunaga
That should be self explainitory she is a child I never got to meet her in my playthrough thankfully but anyone who picks her to date is honestly an opp. I find it funny that atlus can give us children as dating options but they refuse to let us date guys! ;^;
Number 7:yumi Ozawa
Now yumi in all honesty is a cool gal and a great friend but I just felt her story was a bit too what do you say cliche? It felt like a soap opera sure I felt bad about her family situation but I saw the ending and outcome fairly easy plus I don't like her png tbh
Number 6:ai ebihara
I don't have much to say about her considering I have yet to meet her in my second run but in my opinion having a fake dating option is extremely stupid tbh I would have rather the doctor from the hospital over her..
Number 5:Yukio amagi
You can flame me in the comments but I will stand my ground by saying she is and always will be in my eyes a wet blanket. Don't get me wrong she's funny at times and her reactions are cool n everything I just find her very bland and boring. I saw a clip of her valentines day and I didn't find much appeal in it compared to chie whom I dated first. I will say though she has the coolest looking persona!
Number 4:Marie
Now she's an interesting question in the fact of her story (spoilers ahead you've been warned) the fact she was part of izanami and the fog was a great twist in my opinion and the fact she was struggling and didn't want to be bothered really touched my heart. Hell even before that she was a very cute character but I always saw her more a friend than lover. Maybe I'll date her in my 3rd run but dating or not ill always save her
Number 3:rise kujikawa
If you've seen my previous post yes I'm dating rise she won the pole boysss!!!! Apart from that rise I think is the easiest romance considering she's the only character in the game that shows interest in you without needing a dialog option like chie or Yukio. Shes very cute and pretty mind you and I can see myself dating her which is why she's gonna be the one for my second run!
Number 2:Naoto shirogane
Probably the most underrated waifu in the persona series not only is she a complex character and is a total badass at that but she's also very shy and to herself alot. My type of girl is one who's very confident and smart but when around someone she's loves is very quiet and shy it's a type I find myself enjoying tons in games and in real life. Honestly Naoto would have been Number 1 if only the fact that you meet her extremely late in the game to the point where dating her isn't really that long. And by that point you've missed cute moments I love ya Naoto but If only they introduced you earlier
Which means it's time for the grand finale but first I'd like to put an honorable mention if atlus actually let us date men
Honorable mention:teddie
Teddie is always and will always be a very cute option for me in the fact with his bad jokes his personality and his innocence. (Again spoilers ahead) with the part where you could have kissed teddie man how fast I pushed that button. I won't forgive atlus for taking yosuke and teddie as options...
Now it's time for!!!!
NUMBER 1: CHIE SATONAKA!
If you have been paying attention I've made many mentions to chie satonaka throughout this listing mainly because well for me her romance fame out of left field for me.. when I started p4 I knew Naoto and was gonna date her but chie romance just...happend again if you've seen the rest of this post you'll see she fits my boxes shy badass cute the whole shebang but the thing that I think really solidifies her spot in Number 1 is this line in the valentines day romance is (spoilers again) "I still can't belive you chose me" that line hit me like a semi truck it's as if she's not just talking to your character but to the player itself because many pick Naoto Yukio or rise and rarely her and during my playthrough I felt slight regret for not waiting. But that line made me realize that I chose right.
Anyways that's all for today yall can hit me up in the comments give me your own thoughts opinions and list changes and as always have a great day! Byeeeeee

So for context I met this man on a dating site. Interactions have always been through text, we’ve never met in person. First we stopped talking was bc he said something super sexual and I told him I’m not like that but then a couple months later he reached out again. So this is where it actually got like idk, crazy. After he reached out a second time we talked a bit, then me and my friend pranked called him. He knew it was me and he laughed about it. Them he texted me like something funny,forgot what it was, and then I made a joke and said “wow you’re not as boring as I thought you were” Then he got heated and said I lack communication skills and that I’m not trust worthy?? So then we went back and forth a bit(I think I was just calling him a baby man child for getting mad at me calling him boring and then he called me slurs??? He also said he hopes I die for his country (bc I’m planning on joining the military and I told him this).But I was having fun making him angry so I was kinda trying to fuck with him a little more. Then we stopped talking and I reached out to him this time and then it was cool. He even apologized and said he just in a bad head space that’s why he went off.
My friends already don’t like him, and idk if he’s gonna start talking to me like that just bc he’s in a bad mood that’s not good. But as a girl who’s never been in a relationship or gets attention from cute guys, when he messages me I get so giddy. He likes to do the Irish goodbye shit tho which is pretty annoying, idk if him doing that is him talking to another girl? Which shouldn’t matter bc me and him aren’t dating

Hey everyone! I've never made a post on reddit before so bear with me friends. This is also gonna be long because I physically cannot restrain myself from overexplaining.
Ok, SO me (24F) and my guy best friend (25M) have known each other since about sophomore year of college. Let's call him Tony alright. I met him through my college roommate and best friend, we'll call her Tina (Tony is Tina's cousin's husband's best friend). He went to a different college in a city about 2 1/2 hours away, but he came and hung out with his friend a lot and he lived with them during COVID. I'm a pretty socially awkward and shy person so it takes me a while to get comfortable around someone and be myself so I didn't really engage with him at first. It should also be mentioned, I've never been in a relationship or in love befoe; I've been on dates and done a thing or two here and there with some people, but I've always been shy so I'm kind of a late bloomer in the relationship aspect. He is not and he's been in relationships before and has experience doing the horizontal tango; an activity I do not have experience in!
Fast forward, tail end of junior year or beginning of senior year of college we start actually interacting and I open up a bit more. I then develop a small "schoolgirl" kinda type crush because he was a new friend and funny and nice, and I never really had any guy friends growing up so it was new to me and you know the daddy issues of it all. Ok so BOOM spring break senior year right (March 2022), we go on a vacation to NOLA with our friend group. My crush is in full swing at this point and during said trip, my bff Tina and I share a hotel room with Tony and his best friend Ted (sharing bc we are poor). So we get a lot of quality time and get a lot closer as friends. Skip to May 2022, we graduate college and my BFF Tina moves to the bigger city in the state we live in (where he lives) in June (we went to college in a small town). So, naturally I go to the city a lot to visit her and so in turn we start hanging with him more frequently since he's closer now. At this point, I'm over my crush and he's just my really good friend (I promise). Fast forward to December 2022, I move to the city as well and my bff Tina and I move in together so we see him even more, and he's spending nights at our place (on the couch). We get a lot closer and the main thing we do in our friendship is talk. He's a level 100 yapper, and I didn't used to be at all until we became friends honestly, but he just brings out the yap in me. We talk about anything and everything; we even argue about a variety of topics, but it's not with malice or rudeness at all; we're just talking. He's just genuinely the easiest person to talk to I've ever met; strangers just talk to him all the time.
So now we're gonna jump to December of 2023 (sorry for the jumping around, I'm an ADHD warrior). I've had mental health issues off and on since high school, but they got worse around this time. Around this same time, he started getting depressed as well as a few months prior he had been fired from a job and his car got towed amongst other things. My BFF is also going through it.We are all just going through some trials and tribulations lemme tell ya. So, we've all been leaning on each other emotionally pretty heavily lately. Recently, he spends multiple days in a row at our house. So, I've been working through the prior mentioned mental health issues these past months and I'm think I'm finally coming out the other side. I've actually been the happiest I've been in a very long time, but I'm also still struggling a bit because I feel as though my personality has changed drastically since this ordeal or maybe I'm finally feeling secure enough in myself to show my true personality idk, but in a nutshell I'm feeling open and brave which are qualities I don't have experience in whatsoever. As I'm finding myself, I think I'm also becoming more in touch with my feelings which is how I realized I had feelings for him, but anyways back to the nitty gritty. So I'm feeling all these new feelings and all, and my crush on Tony comes back with a terrible new twist: 100% real uncut feelings 😔. But, I am terrible at reading social cues and understanding other people's feelings so I genuinely can't tell if he feels the same or not. But, ever since I've realized my feelings, I've been noticing things more. Me, Tina, and Tony have always been very open with each other in the sense that we talk about anything and everything. We talk about sex, relationships, our bodies, etc. But, lately, I feel like him and I talk even more about sex and relationships and he makes more jokes or funny remarks about sexual or romantic things between us. To be fair, I have too (😝), so it may just be in response, but come on, it's to the point like, we jokin anymore?? So, the other day, I was joking about how I was gonna be a virgin at 40, and he said, "Nah, we'll figure something out before then." like what you mean by that?? And another time, we were riding in the backseat together, and the whole car was talking about eating a girl's kitty cat and I had made a joke about not knowing the feeling and he said, "What?? That's so sad bro" and then under his breath said, "we'll have to do something about it" like huh???? And I also have this crop top with butterflies on it that may be a lil revealing (🙈) that he complimented when he first saw me wear it. And now, whenever I wear it, he'll say something about it like, "Ohhh, return of the shirt" or something along those lines. Also a while back, I had told him about how my late grandpa would always sneak me Ho-Hos as a kid and how I missed him a lot, and in the next few days, he brought some over when he came to hang out like brooo 😩. He didn't say that was the reason or anything, but that would be a crazy coincidence I feel. He's also always showing me something on his phone like a video he thought was funny, a movie he liked, pop culture we talk about, music he likes, etc. He'll just appear in front of me with his phone 2.3 cm from my face saying, "look 👁👄👁". Also, we've both been talking a lot lately about how lonely we are and how we miss sleeping and cuddling with another person in the bed. I feel like I've been dropping hints, but I'm also scared to tip him off so the hints I think I'm dropping could be more like office friendly chit-chat in reality!
It should also be noted that after I got over my initial crush, I didn't find him attractive. I really didn't find him attractive when I had a crush tbh. He's definitely not my usual type at all; I'm a fat bi girl who usually goes for masc women or feminine men and he's a short skinny lil fella with a permed mullet 😭. I'm definitely not his usual type either which is another reason I have doubts about his interest in me. He usually dates skinnier girls. I'm finally okay with my body, but if you're a fat person, you know how absolutely anxiety-inducing it is thinking about shooting your shot and someone rejecting you because of your body. I don't think he would do that, but there's still that fear there. He's also mentioned recently how he doesn't care about looks and body and I'm like 🤨 you hinting at something?? Cause I've talked to him before about struggling with loving my body so he knows im self-conscious about it at times. I'm also hesitant because besides Tina, he's my best friend in the world. I would never want to do anything to jeopardize that friendship. I've been trying to get over it and/or ignore it. But, God, idk what to do anymore. It's driving me insane, and I hate that I'm looking for things and reading into things. And I feel like I'm acting weird or changing my behavior which sucks cause it's hard to control cause I'm nervous. But, I really don't think it's all in my head. I don't even know if I want to pursue anything and change our relationship forever, but I feel like I'm going crazy. If anyone has any insight or advice, it would be much appreciated. Thanks a bunch!
TL;DR: I (24F) think I'm in love with my guy best friend (25). We met when I was 20, and I think he may be flirting and secretly feel the same, but I truly can't tell. We hang out almost everyday, but I don't want to be seeing things that aren't really happening. I also don't want to ruin our friendship. I would really just like some insight on the situation or advice on how to tell if he's also interested. TIA! 🫶

I will continue to update this post as reviews come in.
Rotten Tomatoes: Certified Fresh
Critics Consensus: A deceptively dark thriller that's also loaded with laughs, Hit Man is an outstanding showcase for leading man Glen Powell -- and one of the most purely entertaining films of Richard Linklater's career.

	Score	Number of Reviews	Average Rating
All Critics	96%	81	8.30/10
Top Critics	93%	27	8.00/10

Metacritic: 82 (21 Reviews)
Sample Reviews:
“Hit Man” is studded with delicious moments, but as amusing as the movie is it has a plot that sprawls forward in a rather ungainly fashion, and it goes on for too long. - Owen Gleiberman, Variety
Smart and steamy screwball fun. - Leslie Felperin, Hollywood Reporter
The comedy is a deliriously entertaining star vehicle for actor Glen Powell. - Ben Croll, TheWrap
“Hit Man,” Linklater’s latest film, falls into the fun-with-a-heart (and brain) category. It’s got a lot going for it. For one thing, there’s Linklater’s deft touch, particularly when juggling comedy and romance (with a little crime drama thrown in). 4/5 - Bill Goodykoontz, Arizona Republic
A smartly written, sublimely comedic, and sexy human-scale relationship story with a touch of just enough suspense and hints of criminality to prove that its title is not a complete misnomer. 4/5 - Cary Darling, Houston Chronicle
In the hands of a lesser director, Hit Man would surely have felt rather thin and disposable. But Linklater is a pro, and he manages to make the film’s fripperies feel borderline profound. 4/5 - Xan Brooks, Guardian
An intelligent comedy that contains plenty of laugh-out-loud moments and references Kant and Nietzsche, it is also a thriller that is darker than it first appears. - Jo-Ann Titmarsh, London Evening Standard
Hit Man trips along on great writing, Linklater’s witty, light-touch direction and a rich sense of place, but what makes it especially pleasurable is Powell and Arjona’s naturally steamy rapport. 4/5 - Robbie Collin, Daily Telegraph (UK)
... An effervescent comedy from Richard Linklater that simultaneously snubs its nose at the entire genre while easily nabbing the honour of most purely entertaining film to grace the Lido so far. 4/5 - Kevin Maher, Times (UK)
Another, crueller writer-director would have pivoted to scenes of bloody violence, but Linklater prefers to ponder the question of whether you can will yourself into becoming a different person. 4/5 - Nicholas Barber, BBC.com
A sorta-true story about an average guy who finds himself caught in a web of crime and deception, Hit Man is a cute and clever (sometimes overbearingly so) showcase for Powell’s magnetic charm. - Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair
The police scenes are just light enough to be funny, the screwball sequences are just dark enough to keep you on the edge of your seat, and Powell... is obviously elated to be handling such twisty material. - Shirley Li, The Atlantic
This genial comedy/noir is a genuine crowdpleaser – funny, sexy, clever and confident in building a low-key humour which hits the target over and over again. - Fionnuala Halligan, Screen International
It’s a genuinely riotous time at the cinema and concrete proof Powell is perhaps our brightest hope when it comes to keeping the notion of the movie star alive. - Hannah Strong, Little White Lies
Hit Man is hot and hilarious, a winning combination amplified by a story that gets knottier at every turn. - Nick Schager, The Daily Beast
Powell’s ability to power through some dull material on charm alone only reaffirms the credibility of his stardom, and the film’s general lack of ambition keeps things from going awry whenever a joke doesn’t land. Aim small, miss small. B- - David Ehrlich, indieWire
I’s just fun to watch good old-fashioned comedy in which love, danger, and happy endings are all part of a damn fine evening at the movies. - Alissa Wilkinson, Vox
With Richard Linklater’s Hitman, the charismatic Glen Powell has been offered a plum opportunity to shape his image into something more complicated and often poignant. 3/4 - Zach Lewis, Slant Magazine
[A] light-and-lively comedy. - Jordan Hoffman, The Messenger
Comfortably Linklater’s best movie since Boyhood, Hit Man stands alongside School of Rock for big laughs and good vibes – albeit with a darker streak that slowly kicks in. 4/5 - Philip De Semlyen, Time Out
Powell and Linklater would have done better to take Johnson’s story as a launching point and then spun off into their far more complicated version of his life without literally tethering the movie to a real person. - Alonso Duralde, The Film Verdict
Linklater has long had a gift with playful humor, and he nails the tone here without turning “Hit Man” into the slapstick it could have become. - Brian Tallerico, RogerEbert.com
A comedy/thriller that’s in equal parts charming, nerve-wracking, and ethically challenging. - Glenn Kenny, RogerEbert.com
Every interesting aspect of the true story and the imagined story are smoothed out. - Drew Gregory, Autostraddle
The smoldering, wily, wild-but-true Hit Man returns Linklater to his loquacious take on romance, with a man using his gift of gab to shrug off himself. - Charles Bramesco, Inside Hook
A witty, relaxed, and cheerfully fictionalized comedy-caper-romance; in the bargain there’s some light philosophical meditations on the impermanence of personality. 4/4 - Ty Burr, Ty Burr's Watch List
It’s as if Linklater is playing posthumous wingman for his subject, giving him the rom-com-slick Hollywood ending he never got in life. - Keith Uhlich, (All (Parentheses))
SYNOPSIS:
Oscar-nominated director Richard Linklater’s sunlit neo-noir stars Glen Powell as strait-laced professor Gary Johnson, who moonlights as a fake hit man for the New Orleans Police Department. Preternaturally gifted at inhabiting different guises and personalities to catch hapless people hoping to bump off their enemies, Gary descends into morally dubious territory when he finds himself attracted to one of those potential criminals, a beautiful young woman named Madison (Adria Arjona). As Madison falls for one of Gary’s hit man personas — the mysteriously sexy Ron — their steamy affair sets off a chain reaction of play acting, deception, and escalating stakes. Co-written by Linklater and Powell and inspired by an unbelievable true story, Hit Man is a cleverly existential comedy about identity.
CAST:

• Glen Powell as Gary Johnson
• Adria Arjona as Maddy Masters
• Austin Amelio as Jasper
• Retta as Claudette

DIRECTED BY: Richard Linklater
SCREENPLAY BY: Richard Linklater, Glen Powell
BASED ON THE TEXAS MONTHLY ARTICLE BY: Skip Hollandsworth
PRODUCED BY: Mike Blizzard, Richard Linklater, Glen Powell, Jason Bateman, Michael Costigan
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Stuart Ford, Zach Garrett, Miguel A. Palos Jr., Shivani Rawat, Julie Goldstein, Vicky Patel, Steve Barnett, Alan Powell, John Sloss, Scott Brown, Megan Creydt
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY: Shane F. Kelly
PRODUCTION DESIGNER: Bruce Curtis
EDITED BY: Sandra Adair
COSTUME DESIGNER: Juliana Hoffpauir
MUSIC BY: Graham Reynolds
MUSIC SUPERVISORS: Randall Poster, Meghan Currier
CASTING BY: Vicky Boone
RUNTIME: 115 Minutes
RELEASE DATE: May 24, 2024 (Limited Theatrical in US; Wide Theatrical in Canada) / June 7 (Netflix)