Snooki

Rewatching, it is SO annoying how much she wanted to be the next Snooki.
1.) Her little "catch phrases"
2.) OBSESSED with pizza like Snooki was with pickles
3.) Getting arrested and immediately after, making merch with the Free Nilsa T-Shirts
4.) "Barrel Chested Freedom Fighters... hmm sounds like Gorilla Juice Heads
5.) Getting pregnant and mentioning it every fucking episode.
6.) Damn she's just extra

So, omg the drama. Don’t get me wrong, I was also very dramatic in my early 20s. When I first watched I was like, omg yay drama! I also had very strong opinions on whose side I was taking in an argument. It reminded me of stuff at least people I knew had done, if not myself. Back then, Ron and Sam, I did not see how toxic they both were. I was on Sam’s side, because around this time an ex of mine had cheated. I was like, yeah girl, you do you! Call him out! How dare he??? Now? It’s omg why are you guys even bothering to be together. Can’t you see how miserable everyone is, even just roommates who have to listen to you? WTF!
Mike is so awful. He is a shit starter. Like constantly. He seems to have a lot of anger inside, and lashes out in weird ways. The whole c*** blocking when his girl isn’t dtf. He’s rude and obnoxious, calling himself the king of the house, being so butthurt when people leave the house without him, meanwhile he does whatever he wants and never cares about anyone else. But he cooks a lot, and he is still hung up on the fact Sammi rejected him season 1. (Halfway through season 3 now.) He’s such a tool, and that whole cheese prank in his bed was hilarious. Also, how did this dude make it to almost 30 and not know how stds are transmitted?
Jwoww. Not the best, not the worst. I totally get why she was mad at Sammi, but really, writing an anonymous note? There’s what, 7 other people, 6 assuming Ron wouldn’t write it, and even though they wrote “breasts” over whatever term, no one is going to assume it was one of the guys lol. But her intentions I understand now. Those boys will throw any girl under the bus, but will jump your butt for calling out a guy. She was trying to do this without having to admit she did, at least until the show aired. She was trying to do the right thing by Sammi’s perspective, but Sammi is a total “blame the messenger” kind of person. Also, that whole thing with Tom stealing her stuff, money from her PayPal, he is one messed up dude.
Snooki. Oh this poor girl. She just makes bad choices because she is so desperate to be loved. But you can see how genuine she is by her having all that drama and still trying to be friends with everyone. Also, she got decked in the face by a dude because she told him some shots weren’t for him. Girl has had a rough go of it.
Ron. Toxic af. Yeah, I think he wanted Sammi. But nothing about their relationship was healthy. Also, he swore he wouldn’t “fall in love at jersey Shore” and did a week later. Lied, bragged about how he cheated/hooked up with other girls and could end up in Sammi’s bed. Lied and lied. Did whatever he wanted, but got so upset when she did anything he didn’t like.
Sammi. She thought she was so much better than EVERYONE else. I saw maybe 2 decent moments from her, but I honestly don’t know that they were genuine. Like how Snooki came in upset, and she totally turned it into talking about Ron. Like a half assed “oh no that sucks” and next words were about Ron. Also, she did some shady crap and lied lied lied. Still claiming “I’m not like that” (and Ron said, but yeah you are lol) when there was proof. Blamed anyone else to take the focus off of her.
Vinny. Just a quirky dude. Decent and awful depending on the day. He’s like a wannabe Pauly. He loves his mom, because she does everything for him. Which he now expects for anyone woman he marries? But he will hookup with whoever, unless they annoy him. I’m pretty sure the only time he talked about a girl being relationship potential was that girl who stood him up.
Pauly. My absolute favorite. Not saying he’s wonderful, or even that great of a person. But dude is calm and hilarious. He’s quick witted, but not exactly bright lol. His whole personality is gtl with some random hookups, and several decent one liners. But, we aren’t exactly talking about the cream of the crop in humanity here. He was fun to watch.
Would love to hear other thoughts for those watching for a second time after the age of 35!

Okay, so I may be the only one that thinks this… but Sammi is so annoying in season two when they were in Miami. She and Ronnie started off the season on the wrong foot, that’s fine what’s new? LMAO but when she got the note from Nicole and Jenni, instead of breaking up with Ronnie or being mad at HIM, they got closer and she started beefing with the girls. Like im sorry but WTF??
Now I understand that Snooki and Jenni should have told her in person but if you think about it, they were in a tough spot. They were cool with everyone in the house (aside from Angelina) and in my opinion thought of the guys as family… how do you chose between family like that. Either way they were going to lose sammi if they didn’t tell her or lose Ron for telling her. They were damned if they did and damned if they didn’t. So they opted for the note, something they thought at the time was the solution. Sammi should have been grateful they even did that for her. Sammi is not a girls girl what so ever, she’s the type to always chose a man before anyone else.
AND I’d like to say that Jenni won that fight, not Sam 😂😂 and then sammi had the nerve to be a jerk and cocky after that. Rant over lmao

How many people would love for Sammi to have her own podcast?! I have been a fan of hers since the OG days and would love for this to happen!! I have listen a few of Vinnies which were ehhh... and I love Snooki and Joey... Tried to give Angelina's a shot but I just don't like her as a person and I'm not super interested in listening to her play the victim for an hour each week.

I’ve came across so many sub reddits about the topic of Sammi and Jennie and it INFURIATES me how majority of people are team Sammie/ give excuses for her shitty behavior??? It was made CLEAR in the season 1 reunion that Sam was insecure about Jenni bc her and Ron had an initial attraction to each other. This was proven in season 2; when the whole note situation went down. I think everyone collectively agrees that Sam was dumb ASF for taking Ron’s side and turning on the girls the way she did even tho the note was a stupid idea. Nobody disagrees with that.
But for some reason, I’ve seen so many people pick and choose Jenni’s quotes within the show to push a narrative that Jenni always wanted Ron, that she never liked Sammie, and so forth to explain why Sammie made TEMPORARY amends with Snooki. Like no. Let’s be fr for a second. Sammie was a stuck up asshole from season 1. Like when Snooki got belligerently drunk in episode 1 and thew up. The next day Sammie was like “I don’t want your pukey breath on me.” Like girl what? What are we in middle school? Her being referred to as “Sammi Sweetheart” is an oxymoron tbh.
Jenni NEVER gave me stuck up vibes. She never gave me fake vibes, and was always VERY transparent about her feelings and opinions of others. I mean she only knew Snooki for like a few weeks and defended her against another girl at a club who was calling SNOOKI fat?? Idk why people were acting like Jenni wasn’t a girls girl? When Sammie was a guys girl through and through. Ron could murder someone and she’d defend him. And don’t even get me started on how horrible she was to Deena and the NASTY things she’d say about Jenni (which only further proves my point on how jealous of Jenni she was.)
I still have a bad taste in my mouth when it comes to Sammie. Jennie was my favorite in the earlier seasons so I guess I’m biased. But I just don’t get how people have managed to view Jennie as the villain?
Also: Not team Ron. He is the DEVIL. I feel like him and Sam were the worst people in the show.

What is going on, i go off the loop for a week and I find out that they’re separated!?!

Can someone tell me what Angelina said that embarrassed 2.0 on the Snooki’s birthday party episode. I’m watching it now and she mad some joke about how she doesn’t do it with him and everyone said stop embarrassing your man. 2.0 looked embarrassed but I couldn’t make out the joke because it kept getting bleeped out. What did she say that was distasteful in that moment?

They both seem like really genuine, mature guys, which made them seem even funnier on the dirty stay out night when they showed that they can have some fun, even at their own expense! I'd love to see some more of those two letting their hair down a bit together
Side note: hats off to Deena for picking Chris as well, out of all the girls she's the only one that hasn't had any issues with long term relationships (especially now that Snooki and Gionni are going through this Ashely Madison thing). Speaks volumes for their relationship

But now apparently they are living apart and he was reported in the docu series.
Jionni has always been horrible to her, I’m not surprised

Nicole is outrageous. Tells Vinny he can’t be near her but when he asks boundaries, she says stop talking about it & goes at jwows throat. I get Vinny be doing stuff but Nicole only speaks up about certain stuff. Weirdo. & when jwow speaks up for herself Nicole goes “don’t raise your voice at me” lol strange gal.

Why is the public so rude to Snooki? There’s random people they encountered while out that called her fat and a wh*re but nobody ever said anything remotely like that to the other roommates in public? Why did people just pick on her?

I now understand why Snooki comes to these trips and have a blast and then go home. The past 2 episodes has been so exhausting with the drama that is not even really drama. If I were Snooki and I had such a busy life at home, I would not want to come to the show and have a busy life there too. Angelina not wanting to take accountability for her actions and Mike continuously having amnesia on what he's done in the past will forever not be resolved. If those 2 weren't in the show then a lot of the drama that has happened, would not have happened.

The preview showed Snooki telling 2.0 (Angelina’s man) she thinks he’s using Angelina. Is that true? I wonder why he would be going through all of that for lol