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Welcome back to the Asylum write-up, where we explore the decade-long slow-motion car crash that is the Emilie Autumn fandom.
Sorry this installment took so long to upload! Just a heads-up, I may take some time to deliver the last one too – these posts take forever to format on Reddit's finicky-ass editor, and my dumb real life is currently keeping me from precious Internet time. Thank you for your patience! You have my word that everyone who pre-ordered the final installment will receive a PERSONAL, HANDWRITTEN letter autographed and illustrated by me, a list of the snacks I consumed while composing this write-up, some exclusive behind-the-scenes secrets, and a pony.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4.1 – Part 4.2 Part 5

Places, everyone This is a test Throw your stones Do your damage Your worst, and your best (...) And if I had a dollar For every time I repented the sin And commit the same crime I'd be sitting on top of the world today (“God Help Me”, 2006🎵)

Quick recap of where we left off. First, there were five to ten halcyon years of pleasant and meaningful interactions between EA and her blossoming fanbase, prominently by way of her official forum. Then, circa 2009-2010, EA's online presence shifted towards sudden anger outbursts, ban-hammering, and an increasingly top-down communication style.
This created a sort of primordial rift within the fanbase, between those who supported EA's right to speak her mind and regulate her own fan spaces however she pleased – and those who thought that her reactions were rude and inappropriate (at best), and that even fan spaces should allow for reasonable, non-abusive criticism of the artist.
Between a poorly-handled book release (see Part 3), the controversial (Part 2) or dubiously true (Part 4) contents of said book, and serious shade from various former collaborators (Part 5), more and more fans had pressing thoughts about EA's work ethic and choices. EA attempted damage control through drastic forum rules that made it virtually impossible to voice any “serious” critical opinion. It didn't work, of course: instead of squashing the mutiny, she created a schism.
Critical fans and active haters started congregating on unofficial platforms.

“WITH MUFFINS LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?”: TROLL LIKE A GIRL

So here we were, the early 2010s. The official forum (which had about 700 members in 2006, if you recall) was now thousands-strong, reaching just over 12,000 registered users in 2012 – not all of them active, but still. In terms of sheer numbers and content creation, the party was POPPIN'... but increasingly in parts of the Asylum that escaped EA's jurisdiction, such as Tumblr, where they could speak their mind freely.

You play the victim very well You've built your self-indulgent hell You wanted someone to understand you Well, be careful what you wish for, because I do (“I Know Where You Sleep”, 2006🎵)

In one wing of Asylum Tumblr, a smattering of call-out blogs emerged, which laid out EA's various lies, faux pas, shitty takes, and general deep-seated terribleness in detailed timelines and screenshots (or, short of that, long-winded bullet points). While many such blogs framed it as “serious” whistleblowing and did their best to remain as fact-based and neutral as they could, there was some genuine disgust, animosity and creepiness towards EA on that side of Tumblr; for some ex-fans, “exposing the truth” was mostly justify obsessive hatred, prying and verbal abuse. Some, for instance, felt the bizarre need to side with EA's mother in their estrangement. (One user, with the URL “emilyautumnfischkopf”, argued in a serious and down-to-earth tone - but with zero sources - that EA's upbringing had been nothing but peaceful and supportive until she ungratefully kicked her loving family to the curb for no reason at all. They were later revealed 🔍 to have an alternate handle as “eaisalyingcunt”.)
Either way, through these blogs, a number of potential drama bombs that had mostly flown under the radar were dredged up from over the years – some of which were hard to ignore, even for supportive fans. Where to begin?
There was that nonsense in-joke song, captured twice on camera during the 2009 tour (to very little outrage, at the time), crassly called “Manatee Retard”📺. Or EA's scathing response, in print, to a wheelchair user who found it insensitive that she used a bedazzled wheelchair as a prop to do sexy acrobatics on stage. (“Your offence taken at my hard-won self-acceptance proves that I indeed have something to fight against”, she wrote). Spoken word tracks where she made trivializing knock-knock jokes about serious mental illnesses she didn't have, like schizophrenia and OCD. Multiple instances of calling Britney Spears a “bimbo” and a “Hollywood fucked-up”, resentfully claiming that she only shaved her head because she was “hopped up on drugs” and certainly not because she was “bipolar”, a word the press liked to wield as an insult anyway. (“That's almost like calling someone a retard!” Yeah, heaven forbid.) The meanest, most distasteful paragraphs in the book. Basically everything problematic EA had ever said or written.📝 In retrospect, it had been a long time coming, but it was a lot to take in – and certainly more off-putting, even to less emotionally invested fans, than silly lies about her age and last name.
In another wing of Asylum Tumblr, some fans had had it up to here and just wanted to have fun. 🎵 If Plague Rats had learned one valuable lesson from EA, it was how to crack a joke in the face of absurd tragedy – and the general state of the EA fandom certainly warranted a few.
In 2012, Fight Like a Girl was released. After six long years, three of which had been peaceful, the Opheliac era was officially over. The new album and ensuing tour confirmed that the Asylum had entered a process of glamorous Broadway-style militarization. 🎵📺
The mood board was “Roman general meets Vegas showgirl meets Victorian street urchin”.🪞 The color palette was, to naysayers, “musty pink and rotten, stale piss yellow”. 🐀 The keyword was “REVENGE” (through the power of... self-expression! sorority! brutal assault with rusty medical implements!). The chorus of the title song had an intriguing run-on line about getting “revenge on the world, or at least 49% of the people in it” 🎵 – which seemed like an awful lot, and was widely interpreted (to cheers, boos, or uncomfortable sighs) as a misandrist jab at literally all men on Earth.
The show was essentially a demo version of the musical, in that the setlist vaguely reflected the order of events in the story – but prior reading was essential in order to get what the hell was going on on stage. This one Broadway reviewer had not perused the literature before seeing the show 🔍, and hated: the set, the choreography, the skits, the plot, the lyrics, the music, the concept. (Seriously, you should read the review. It's not even my show and I feel like quitting show business.)
Pre-show VIP encounters, now violin-free, were lorded over by EA's new manager🐀, whose official title was “Asylum Headmistress”. (Interesting choice – she sounds fun!) The swag bags were less substantial than before, and the “greet” part of the meet-and-greet was rarely more than a quick hug and photo op.
On Twitter, EA continued to embrace her “I am very badass” fronting attitude...

Often wonder if cyberbullies r aware they’re fucking w/ a girl who’s BFs w/ maker of the SAW films & is marrying a knife-throwing scorpion. (🐀📝)

...and her taste for needlessly inflammatory statements. About an aisle sign in a supermarket:

If this does not infuriate you, then you're a fucking potato.

(Again with the confounding crypto-ableism, EA! 🔍) She also went through a phase of raging against Lady Gaga 📝, who had stolen her idea of using a wheelchair on stage as an able-bodied woman. 🔍 That failed to convince anyone that she wasn't the histrionic diva that haters made her out to be.
Spurred on by EA's rallying cries and “us vs them” mentality, loyalists turned the white-knighting up to 11. On Twitter, some Plague Rats got into cat fights with Lady Gaga's Little Monsters (what a time to be alive). Others tried to balance out the Tumblr negativity with initiatives like “Spreading a Plague of Love” – a “positive-only” confession blog, whose extreme fangirling, comically drastic rules and hyper-defensive tone📝 did not debunk the increasingly popular notion that “true Plague Rats” were a bunch of authoritarian and hopelessly brainwashed fanatics.
EA truthers and other anti-fans started lashing out at anyone who dared express any positive opinion of EA, solidifying claims that the backlash against EA was just a conspiracy of bitter, hysterical bullies.
All this to say: every passing day brought new reasons for fans to get mad at EA and each other, and everyone in the Asylum was in need of a laugh. It's not easy having a good time.🦠
Leading up to Fight Like a Girl and in the years that followed, user-submission-based meme blogs took off, most notably “Spreading a Plague of Lulz / Troll Like a Girl”. A lot of the early submissions were absurdist humor and toothless, cheezburger-Impact memes (a style that was, oddly, already dated at the time). Those often originated in good fun, and from loyal fans, on the official forum. But there was also true snark, satirizing EA's questionable ethics, outrageous claims, and easily spoofed artistic gimmicks. A new slang of Asylumspeak emerged: Glittertits (slight NSFW), GAGA!!, EA Gusta and all its memeface variants, Get outta mah house!, Are You Suffering?, Fight Like A Goat, [Random celebrity] copied EA (a subgenre in its own right), ...
Most of the “trolling” was directed at unrepentant bootlickers and, to a lesser extent, red-in-the-face haters and creeps. Meme blogs would post joke comments under “serious” or gushing submissions on Wayward Victorian Confessions, and taunt loyalist accounts by tagging them in their posts. When a few people complained on WVC that almost all of the Bloody Crumpets to date had been thin white able-bodied women, and a few fans responded by sharing their dream-casts for a more diverse line-up, the blog was flooded for days with confessions that “X should be a Crumpet” (candidates included RuPaul, Mitt Romney, Nicki Minaj, EA's therapist, and the WVC admins). Farcical shenanigans like that.
Ah, but some people will always cross the line, won't they. EA threads popped up on merciless, bully-friendly snark platforms like Lolcow, Pretty Ugly Little Liar, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. Snarkers with a mean streak and obsessive haters mingled in some of the more aggressive, 4-chan-spirited retaliation against EA – which would be called “brigading” in modern parlance. This included flooding EA's Goodreads page with one-star reviews (see part 4), repeatedly editing her Wikipedia page to include her legal name and birth year, and ensuring that Googling said name would bring up current pictures of her.
All of this compounded agitation fragmented the once-united fandom beyond recognition.🦠 Through substantial disagreements among fans, personal bickerings, layers upon layers of inscrutable in-jokes, and cross-platform telephone games, the Asylum morphed into a booby-trapped Escher room.
Satire blogs were taken in earnest. Earnest fan blogs scanned as satire. Memes would get called out as abuse. Appreciation without attached criticism would get mocked as bootlicking. Obvious jokes made by EA would be taken at face value. One divisive confession could trigger days and days of debate, to the point that WVC eventually banned confessions in response to other confessions. New waves of infighting created a confusing web of rival sub-factions🐀, each accusing the others of being toxic, cliquish, and delusional.
The shared fantasy was broken, the collective vision had crumbled, no onez was speaking the same language anymore. Fans would jump down the throat of other fans who held almost identical views about EA, except for that one thing she said or did that one time. Everyone had differing thoughts on what should or shouldn't acceptable to discuss, question, excuse, make fun of.
War is hell.

SCORCHED EARTH SHENANIGANS: HONEY, I SHRUNK THE ASYLUM

Would you tear my castle down Stone by stone And let the wind run through my windows Till there was nothing left But a battered rose? (“Castle Down”, 2003🎵)

Haters vs sycophants is not really the kind of conflict where one side can come out on top (if you're participating, you've already lost). But in the long tug-of-war between “grassroots” and “EA-sponsored” fan spaces, the ultimate winner is obvious – in that the former is gasping in agony, a shriveled husk of its former glory, while the latter... is non-existent. This is due in no small part to EA's tendency, like the Czars of old, to settle conflicts by setting Moscow on fire.🔍)
That's not entirely fair: unlike EA, the czar only did it that once.
By early 2013, as EA was gearing up for her third Fight Like a Girl tour at the end of the year, the official forum was... not as lively as it once had been. Not just because of the stifling rules and disgruntlement towards EA, or because EA herself hadn't really posted anything on there in years; the Internet was also changing, and forums in general were fast becoming passé.
This made it difficult for EA to create a safe space where she could talk to fans, and fans could talk to and about her, in a way she deemed suitable (ie, a space she could gate-keep and regulate enough to keep it completely free from negative criticism). Social media was a minefield; she still posted regularly, but didn't interact very much. So EA and the Headmistress came up with a way to filter out the unbelievers: an official fan club📝, aptly called the “Asylum Army”, with a $100 entry price.
Joining the AA came with a dog tag, a sew-on patch, and a lifetime membership certificate signed by EA and – for some reason – the Headmistress. (Unlike EA's best friend and sound engineer back in the forum's heyday, I don't think fans ever really embraced the FLAG-era manager as part of the Asylum in-group. She came across more as a coordinator / businessperson / adult chaperone, at best.🐀) So, slightly better goodies than you'd get by joining the other AA 🔍 ... but not by much. The main appeal was that members would have access to exclusive content, special merch, giveaways, early bird tickets for future shows, and regular video chats with EA.
The concept itself drew a fair amount of criticism, as you can imagine. Between the name🐀, the price, and the inherent gatekeeping of a pay-to-join fanclub, many balked at the monetizing of a concept that had once (like, three years back) been significantly more DIY, grassroots, and inclusive. 📝🐀
Then again, many also longed for a positive, drama-free space where fans could just be fans. And while the creation of the AA was generally recognized as a quick cashgrab, a lot of people were surprisingly cool with it. EA was trying to finance her dream musical, after all – although a number of fans wished she had gone about raising funds in a less sketchy way.
So around 400 fans shelled out (which, according to the Headmistress📝, “basically cover[ed] the cost of running the fanclub itself – keeping the database up, website, etc.”). Enough for a close-knit, but sizable community. But already, there was a conflict of interest: a high fanclub entry fee essentially demands that you pledge loyalty to the artist over loyalty to your fellow fans, who wish to join but can't afford to. Sharing, caring, and ensuring no one felt left out were some of the more positive values cultivated in the fandom... but leaking exclusive content would surely piss off other paying members🐀, and make EA feel betrayed all over again. (And she had barely just started to mellow out on social media!)
...But then again, this is the internet. After the first month of secret AA drops (lyric sheets, some photoshoot outtakes – nothing too juicy, really), there were, yes, some leaks. EA was predictably miffed, and retaliated by... ghosting the fanclub for weeks at a time in its first few months of existence (great look!). She eventually found the “solution” to her problem, by providing something you couldn't right-click-save (and which had been part of the promised perks to begin with): live interaction.
Over webcam, she was her usual in-person bubbly, charming, funny self. Everyone seemingly had a good time during the fanclub video chat, and this gave people faith and hope.
There were a few more events, giveaways, etc. As promised, ahead of the fall 2013 tour (the last one to date, it would turn out), AA members got priority access to show tickets and VIP bundles. The latter were much pricier than before, and only included soundcheck, a photo-op, and three goodies: a tin of loose-leaf tea, a signed printer-paper setlist, and a small flag that said “F.L.A.G.”.🔍 Some stuff continued to leak – but, as some of the outlaws pointed out (scroll down to the Disqus comments), they were mostly relaying information that was relevant to the entire fanbase, such as updates about ongoing projects (the dragged-out recording of the audiobook, for one).
In early 2014, lifetime memberships were closed, and replaced with monthly, quarterly and yearly subscription tiers. Bizarrely, you ended up paying $3 more per month if you bought a $99 yearly subscription📝 – but it did include the patch, dog tag, and piece of paper!

Sometimes I kind of want to be part of the cool kids and register to the Asylum Army. Then I remember how it came about, what you could get for the same price a couple years ago, how the whole thing was and is handled, and that I won’t support any of this bullshit. (And then I roll around naked in all the money I’m saving.) (🐀)

Still, a number of fans rejoiced at the affordable monthly option, and joined – if not for the exclusive content and merch (which were... okay, but not much to write home about), then for the friendly, drama-free exchanges with an artist they actually did love, in spite of all the frustration.
For the still-too-poor or still-undecided, there was always the forum! It wasn't as active as it used to be, but a few die-hards still managed to keep the lights on... until, inevitably, Someone Did Something and Ruined Everything. (Once again: EA's wrath is spectacular, but rarely completely unprovoked.) The incident features one notable figure in the Asylum community. Let's call him the Collector.
OK, so maybe you remember the meme I linked to in Part 4, with Christian Grey and the ginormous EA hoard. Well, that's the Collector's collection. The “Violin” promo that I called the "Holy Grail of the fandom" in the same paragraph? Also his. The handwritten lyrics that went for $940? Guess who won that auction. Over the years, the Collector had probably spent five figures on EA merch and shows, and although that fact was a little unsettling, he was a very active, easy-going, and generally well-liked fixture of the fandom.
One day in 2012, shortly after the Headmistress had replaced EA's old Chicago BFF as main forum admin, the Collector's account got banned or restricted over something dumb. When the ban wasn't lifted as quickly as he hoped, he took it... the way one takes things when one is unhealthily invested: he started spamming Headmistress and the mod team with increasingly rambling and abusive emails (lost to time, probably for the best). When that didn't work quickly enough, he tried a different route.
One of the many auctions that the Collector had won, some years prior, was EA's old iPod Touch📝 – which contained all of her favorite tunes and, buried somewhere in the data cache... a phone number. Which the Collector tried calling. And wouldn't you know it: EA picked up. She congratulated him on his sleuthing skills, listened patiently as he made his case, apologized for any distress caused by the unfair account restriction, and then they got married.
Kidding! She freaked the fuck out, hung up, and banned him for life from the forum and all EA shows and events.
After his ban, the Collector allegedly still tried to attend at least one VIP pre-show (one source in the comments says he was allowed to buy some merch, refunded for his ticket, and escorted out). He joined the Reform forum to bitch about EA and try to rally people to his cause, possibly made revenge posts about her on darker snark forums, and continued to hound the Asylum mod team. So in June 2014, EA came up with a radical and unexpected fix to the Collector problem.

The official Asylum Fan Forum has been shut down permanently. I have personally paid thousands of dollars each year to keep the forum safe and secure for you ... Unfortunately, the forum has not been kept safe and secure for me, a truth which disappoints me greatly, instead becoming a place where people who have physically threatened myself and my staff prey upon forum members, pressuring them to contact me and my staff on their behalf. If the gullible wish to humor my stalkers (who live in their parent’s basement at age 30 something) and thus put me in danger, they may do it on their own dime. They may also fuck off, because stupidity can kill, and I won’t be your victim. To those who enjoyed the forum, you know who to thank for its closure. (“On the closing of the Asylum Forum”)

Voilà! This is how a decade-long archive of shared history ends: not with a bang, but with a dirty delete and a sod-off communiqué.
The obliteration of the forum took everyone by surprise...

I was actually on the forum when it was taken down. I was navigating between posts and when I went to click on a different board, an error message came up. I honestly cried a little, I'm not ashamed to say. (WVC admin on Reddit, 2024)

...and I do mean everyone:

Chicago BFF / ex-admin, the next morning: Whoa, EA forum shut down? Ex-mod: It turns out that if someone spends enough years actively “waging war” to destroy what they can’t have, eventually they’ll be successful. * eye roll * Not even mods got prior warning. Just all the sudden, poof, gone. BFF: Really? She did not let the moderators know?! This is sounding worse and worse. Uggh. I’m so sorry. Such a loss. (...) Ok, threats are serious, but why not just put it in archive mode so no one can post? (...) Sad. I shall light a candle in the forum's honor. (Facebook posts; scroll down for screenshots)

It was a gut punch, especially for people who had poured countless hours into the community, or could have used some prior warning to save years of their own writing from the role-playing threads. One last chance to take a look around the place that had meant so much to so many.

From the wording of the announcement of closing the forum and a number of other things, it sometimes seems like EA doesn't like her fans much. :/ (🐀)

Three months after the forum was nuked, Battered Rose (a venerable EA fansite, which had been around since the Enchant era and had one of the most complete EA galleries online) announced that it was shutting down too.📝 The admin, who had also been a long-time forum mod, cited a lack of “time, energy, passion, or money” to keep the website going... and being upset at the sudden disappearance of the forum. It was, truly, the end of an era for the Asylum.
...Well, no point in living in the past. For those who could afford it, and still wanted to talk to/about EA after that (not everyone did 🐀), there was always the Asylum Army fanclub!
Over the summer of 2014, EA held regular live chats and Q&A's, and... many attendees really enjoyed them, and thought the AA was well worth the money after all. She also quietly parted ways with the much poo-pooed Headmistress around that time.

Just spent over 4 hours giggling, drinking tea and playing guessing games in chat with EA and other Asylum Army members ... No griping, no downers, just lots of fun. I think I like the way the ‘new fandom’ is going and now I’m really glad I finally decided to join the Army. (September 4, 2014🐀; Battered Rose had closed the day before)

The forum was lost forever, but perhaps that was a chance for a fresh start. Could this fanclub thing really be the Asylum Renaissance that fans had been longing for?

...I have come today to a very difficult but necessary decision, and that is to discontinue the Emilie Autumn Official Fanclub. The site itself, and the community chatroom, will remain open to you indefinitely, but I will no longer be making updates to the site. (Newsletter, September 8, 2014📝)

...Never mind, then.
Turns out the fanclub had been the Headmistress' idea all along. EA had been reluctant from the start, and although she really enjoyed the live chats with a safe community of people “who are there for the right reasons”, she couldn't overcome her fundamental discomfort with the concept. Lifetime and regular members would receive a bunch of digital downloads and a -35% coupon on the Asylum Emporium for their troubles. EA said she would definitely pop back once in a while for live chats, for free, just for fun, but to my knowledge, she never did.
And so the most devoted fans were left standing in the rain...

She is happy, she made it. She is fulfilling her dreams, found love and happiness after all the pain. I understand that she now doesn’t need “us” anymore ... That doesn’t change the fact she broke my heart with taking the Asylum Army and the forum from me. Yet, I am happy for her. (🐀)

...while naysayers pointed and laughed, Nelson-style.🦠

I don’t feel sorry at all for the people that paid for the Asylum Army fan club. Most of them knew that EA is an atrocious business woman and has broken many promises before. In fact, I laugh at them. They seriously thought that EA would actually stay consistent with this? (🐀)

EVERYTHING MUST GO: THE ASYLUM WHOLESALE

EA fans were left without an “official” home for about three years. This gave them plenty of time to be annoyed at EA for: not releasing the audiobook on time, not materializing any new project for a while... and the new sin of peddling random, ridiculously marked-up AliBaba jewelry as “merch” on her official store. Think faux-antique cameo pendants and $30 Big Ben rings (...because the Asylum story is set in London, get it?).

The whole accessories section looks like a tacky overpriced English souvenir shop. (🐀)

The fanbase lost a lost of steam in those in-between years, because there wasn't much to stick around for. As evidenced by the positive reception of the AA live chats, even in the midst of unresolved drama, out-loud interactions in a friendly environment have always been EA's saving grace. Considering the amount of online hate, there are shockingly few accounts of bad IRL encounters with EA: most people say that in live conversation, she comes across as a fun, warm, and genuinely sweet person. Some report that their negative opinion shifted after meeting her.
But there were no chats or live shows anymore. There was only social media, where she ignored questions and vague-posted about overdue projects – and the newsletter📝, which was all saccharine love-bombing to promote bland dropshipped trinkets. For fans who remembered the handcrafted merch (and two-way communication) of the early years, it was a bitter pill to swallow.

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Hi Reddit, I'm relatively new to magic so please bare with me. I used Electrodominance in a match last night, but had doubts I used it the right way. Can anybody verify how this works?
Situation I casted electrodominance with 2 mana as X on my Charred Graverobber, giving me the option to also cast a card from my hand with mana value 2 or less. I choose to cast Fake your own death from my hand without paying any mana and choose Charred Graverobber as the target.
If I understand correctly the two cards end up on the stack: making my creature come back after taking damage and giving me a treasure token. Fake your own death resolves first after which Electrodominance resolves. Right? Both cards end up on the same stack.

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• AA Glock 34 slide ( basically a Zev Glock 34 dragonfly slide, without trades )
• Armorer Works suppressor height sights with fiber optic inserts
• Guarder lightweight Blowback housing and nozzle
• Maple Leaf I Key
• Maple Leaf crazy jet 117mm inner barrel
• Agency Arms 417 compensator full trades
• two stage 150% recoil spring and rod with rubber shim
TM Custom Glock 17 CO2 GBB - $700
https://imgur.com/nWNnOn5
• Rare burnt Bronze Salient Glock 17 slide, full trades
• Taran iron sights
• Gen 3 Glock 17 frame, full Glock trades and custom stippled, accelerator cuts and double undercuts
• Taran competition magwell, full trades
• Extended Guarder slide release
• Agency Arms adjustable trigger
• TLR-1 HL light
• Guarder lightweight blowback housing and nozzle
• Two stage 150% recoil spring and rod with rubber shim
• Trigger spring 120%
Custom AW Glock 34 CO2 GBB - $650
https://imgur.com/h17COVi
https://imgur.com/pZTWGHG
• Armorer Works polymer 80 lower frame
• 120 % trigger bar spring
• Custom silicon carbide grip job for frame
• Real steel magwell custom fit to frame
• Guarder enhanced slide release
• 1 KJW CO2 mag with real steel extended base pad
• AA Glock 34 slide ( basically a Zev Glock 34 dragonfly slide, without trades )
• Armorer Works suppressor height sights with fiber optic inserts
• Guarder lightweight Blowback housing and nozzle
• Maple Leaf crazy jet 117mm length inner barrel
• AW hopup rubber
• two stage 150% recoil spring and rod with rubber shim
• replica inforce APL light
Custom KJW KP-01 CO2 SIG P226 - $550 (Interested Party)
https://imgur.com/gSJHxLO
• Real SIG P226 wood grips, custom cut and re-stained to fit KJW
• 5 CO2 mags with Guarder enhanced feed lips, Guarder gas routers and Guarder magazine springs
• Replica Surefire X300 Ultra with full trades 800 lumens
• Custom mounted lexan bb shield on light
• Belt mounted Multicam Black P226 with X300 Kydex holster
ASG P09 GBB two slide kit - $500 (Pending)
https://imgur.com/rLI9IsF
https://imgur.com/LrQVK27
• Nuprol foam pistol case
• three co2 mags with real steel extended base plates (one mag needs the valve o ring replaced)
• P09 belt holster (can only be used if comp or suppressor is removed
• Frame has a custom silicone carbide job
• Standard slide hand polished to silver / 14mm threaded barrel / M9 hitman compensator modified to threaded barrel
• Spare slide / black / suppressor height sights / extended two piece inner barrel / threaded outer barrel / osprey 9mm suppressor
SRC Beretta M9 A3 CO2 GBB - $400 (Interested Party)
https://imgur.com/6OatFuz
https://imgur.com/JmRxnI8
• foam filled pistol case
• threaded barrel for suppressor
• 6 CO2 magazines
• 1 green gas magazine
KJW P226 E2 CO2 GBB - $350
https://imgur.com/pO01lrz
• 1 CO2 mag
• Guarder enhanced spring kit
• Guarder enhanced recoil/ hammer spring kit
• Guarder steel recoil spring guide
• Guarder steel mag release
• spare mag feed lips and gas routers
• AIP reinforced nozzle
• original KJW pistol box
• foam filled pistol case
• two pistol holsters / one with belt mount / one with molle mount
• spare inner barrel
• spare E1 grip set
ASG P09 GBB - $270
https://imgur.com/tc7A8FD
• one green gas mag
• one CO2 mag
• replica surefire X300 full trades
• belt mounted Kydex holster, fits P09 or glock with an X300
Custom Resident Evil Taurus M9 GBB - $200
https://imgur.com/op9CzcP
• foam filled pistol case
• custom frame mounted hitman compensator
• green gas mag
• racoon police grip panels, fake wood with custom silicon carbide job (spare black original grips)
WE XDM GBB - $120
https://imgur.com/VUgU0JS
• Brand new only fired to confirm it is in working order
• one silver green gas magazine
• inner barrel extension and outer barrel internal threads (compatible with thread adapters for suppressor use)
• Original box and manual
TM Custom TTI Glock 17 CO2 GBB - $750 (SOLD)
https://imgur.com/36CFZR9
Holy Warrior RMR Black - $40
https://imgur.com/5SZeL1s
https://imgur.com/nnaErqi
Assorted OD gear prices below
https://imgur.com/F28J3kt
• two MK3 style front panels $50 each
{one has 4 kydex smg mag inserts, 2 elastic pistol inserts and the half flap with an elastic shotgun bandolier insert}
{second one has 3 kydex m4 mag inserts, 2 elastic pistol inserts and the half flap with an elastic shotgun bandolier insert}
• 2 triple m4 mag elastic pouch inserts, 1 quad 9mm mag elastic inserts, replica Trex arms velcro front pouch $30 total
• 3 molle double m4 mag pouches, and 2 single 45mm SMG mag pouches $40
• 2 replica RONIN tactical belts (one pictured) with cobra buckels, one is small, the second a medium $50 each
• Double kydex glock mag pouch with belt mount, and roll up dump pouch $50
Gear assortment - $350
https://imgur.com/fMZoHQA
https://imgur.com/r6fslYE
https://imgur.com/YQQpCml
https://imgur.com/b5pIW8l
https://imgur.com/6HHRnmZ
DYE I4 mask, tinted lenses for outdoor use can be replaced with a number of purchasable color options (one of the most durable masks and custom painted shark mouth.
• Multicam baseball cap
• Canadian military backpack with built in water bladder and hose (forest digital camo)
• 2 hard shell legs rigs for pistol setups and 1 Glock holster
• tan molle thigh rig for any pouch configuration
• 2 medium size general purpose pouches
• mixed magazine pouches including High Speed Gear rifle and pistol Taco Mag Pouches, blue force gear rifle pouches and more.
• Condor chest rig, has been set up for general rifle and pistol use but with all the additional pouches can be easily re-configured and backpack can be used in tandem with chest rig for additional gear, HPA builds and water.
Tactical Inner / Outer shooting belt rig - $150
https://imgur.com/ElXIJLN
• Multicam reinforced molle shooters belt with black inner belt (small to medium)
• 3 single pistol taco pouches
• 1 single rifle taco pouch
• general purpose pouch
• replica polymer 141 tactical knife with hard sheath
Real steel glock parts - $130
https://imgur.com/2zyy20T
• 6 real steel plus 5 glock mag extensions (compatible with VFC g17 green gas mags)
• real steel universal optics plate, replaces rear iron sight (compatible with VFC glocks)
Real Steel firearm parts
https://imgur.com/I9tCGer
• G36c top rail with iron sights
• 2 Hatsan shotgun carry handles with built in iron sights
• real ar15 clamp shell handguard with heat shield (modified for tight fit with E&C
• real XM177 recoil stock pad
Assorted Handguards - make offer
https://imgur.com/3ZtFVzv
• top right / 1887 mlok handguard
• 13.5 inch Mlok handguard APS
• real G3 military surplus handguard
• 9 inch keymod krytac handguard with QD mount
• 9 inch polymer SLR ION handguard / metal barrel nut / metal QD mounts
• Top left G&P 7 inch Daniel Defense handguard
• Madbull 7 inch Daniel Defense handguard
• 7 inch fortis Mlok handguard
• 9 inch real steel Mlok handguard
Gbb buffer tubes - $30 each
https://imgur.com/rCK5TdX
• Old PTS PRS stock buffer tube
• 2 old PTS UBR buffer tubes
General M4 AEG parts and accessories - Ask more info make offers
https://imgur.com/F6SpwyT
General TM glock parts - Ask more info make offers
https://imgur.com/PPMQeP0

I recently purchased a 2003 Century (like earlier today lol). Of course on the test drive everything was fine and under the hood and under the car looked fine. I drive it off the lot and in stop and go city traffic it lurches twice. Nothing serious, just kinda like a pop. Not stalling, no delays really, none of that just a “boop”.
I’ve done a lot of other driving today and it’s only happened occasionally, mainly when I accelerate too hard after a complete stop and little ones when it’s obvious the car is “shifting” (it’s an automatic).
I had a 2009 Beetle that would do this when it got vapor locked, and my mom’s 2011 Acadia does this very rarely when it “shifts” too.
I tried to google it and I couldn’t find anything close enough to my situation to be able to consider it that.
There are no lights on, the engine temp is fine. If that’s just kinda what she does that’s fine with me, I just want to know if it’s something serious that’s gonna cost me an arm and a leg or if I’m gonna blow up soon lol
Thanks in advance!! 💖

(TLDR at the bottom)
Why I’m looking for a car
In the US, been working remote but now looking for a new job and due to decrease in remote jobs available I think I finally need to get my own car again. I’m not a car person, don’t love driving and it makes me nervous especially on highways (which are usually unavoidable), so I put it off as long as I could but am hitting a point where I feel stuck in my current circumstances and am wanting to get a car to open up my job opportunities and relocation options, as well as more flexibility in social/hobby activities outside of work.
My original goal was to buy a used ~$10K basic car for commuting, but it seems like I can get much more car for ~15-20K, but is it worth it? I probably would put a below average number of miles on it per year. I also want to make sure it isn’t going to be a money sink of frequent repairs and a short life span though.
What I’m looking for
When looking at $10-15K cars vs $16-25K, is the higher cost worth the extra investment? Priorities are safety and reliability. But I’d would rather save that additional $5-10K. I’d like to be able to keep relying on it for the next ten years. but I’m also afraid to overspend now in case I really need a vehicle change sooner in the future (I want my next car to be an EV, so I’d want this car to last me long enough at least till when buying an EV is widely affordable and has infrastructure for it to be dependable even without a home charger)
What I’ve looked at so far
After researching, it seems like a Toyota, Honda, or Mazda are reliable fit the bill perfectly for safety and reliability. Though I always see people on here saying Mazda 3s are cheaper but when I looked they seem to be just as expensive if not more expensive than Toyotas and Hondas with similar mileage and years but maybe I am misremembering and unequally comparing them. I also see that private pay is often a better deal, but based on my super basic understanding it seems like getting something from a dealer that has a warranty and quality assurance is worth the extra cost, is this true? I know so little about warranties and car shopping. CarMax is what I’m most familiar with, but I see better deals elsewhere though so idk if it’s worth the extra for how “easy” Carmax seems to be compared to the stories I hear of pushy sales people at traditional dealerships who charge for vaporous extras.
In pursuit of a safe purchase, my budget slowly inched its way into looking at 2018+ Corollas in the $18-20K range because it seemed like it could be worth it to pay extra to ensure reliability and lower risk of it being a regrettable investment and money sink, like “an extra $5-6K now is better than having more than that in repairs (+inconvenience) and a shorter life span over the coming years.” But then I saw somewhere a $22K used 2024 Corolla and felt like maybe that’s worth the extra 2K, and then from there saw I could get a new one for $2K more at about $24K, and it’d probably have a better warranty policy since its new and almost zero risk of wear issues. And then at that point, I can ask should I spend another couple thousand for a hatchback version or a hybrid? But then it hit me how far I got from my original price range and I feel lost and going back to looking at $10K cars but they look so risky. I’m cautious as far as the saying goes, “buy it nice or buy it twice.” Long story short, I’m willing to pay extra if it’s really worth it, but I want to be as financially prudent as well and avoid overspending since I don’t truly need an excessive car (I try to save most of my money where possible). I’d like to pay extra for safety and reliability if it’s worth it but I don’t know where the point of diminishing returns is for reliability.
I read somewhere that Nissans have sucked but also that as of 2020 they started having seemingly more reliable transmissions. Is that true? I was afraid to get a Nissan but even a new one is less than $17K so it seems like a very budget-friendly option. I was at one point looking at Kia/Hyundai for their lower prices, but then I discovered the whole issue of them being huge targets for crime, and my parking spot isn’t visible from my window so I’d be worried about leaving it out of sight like that, as well as potentially high insurance costs. Mitsubishi mirage is cheap and potentially reliable but also is apparently not safe (plus I’d feel terrified feeling like I’m in a golf cart on the highway haha).
TL;DR
When looking at $10-15K cars vs $16-25K, is the higher cost worth the extra investment? Priorities are safety and reliability.

I am trying to complete a collection of different 2023 1oz coins. I would prefer if someone had a few from the list to limit shipping costs. Looking to pay around $33/oz on average.

• Canadian Maple Leaf
• Austria Philharmonic
• Perth Kangaroo
• Royal Mint King Coronation Crown
• Royal Mint Britannia Queen Elizabeth
• Perth Kangaroo
• South Africa Krugerrand

The goods all coins and bars come in tube, capsules, mint wrap or flips except some Vintage bars. Thank you for taking a look. If you need better and more photos just ask!!! Kitco Silver Spot at Post $31.50
!!!!Chat Please!!!
Proof and Album https://imgur.com/a/oQHWZl0
Date Stamp https://imgur.com/a/JutfFDp
🇲🇽 Mexican Coins 🇲🇽
9-1/4oz 2023 Libertads $18 ea
10-1/2 2023 Libertads $25 ea
1-1oz 1985 Libertards in Caps $40ea
2-1/4oz 2023 Libertad Proofs in Caps $26ea
10-1oz 2023 Libertads in caps $36 ea
10-1oz 2022 Libertads in Caps$39 ea
10- 2oz 2023 Libertads in Caps $75 ea
4-2oz 2022 Libertards in caps$100 ea (1SOLD)
4-2oz 2021 Libertads in caps $100ea (1SOLD)
4-5oz 2023 Libertads in Caps $185 ea
2-5oz 2016 Libertads in Caps $215 ea

Silver Coins and Rounds 

Tube of 10-2oz BU 2023 Yale of Beaufort (20oz) $650
Tube of 20 BU Vintage 1981 Monex rounds $640
Tube of 20 BU ASE 2010 $660 (1st coin has a little toning on edge)
1 Kilo 2023 "Queen Britannia" Last Year of the Queen!! $1425 Find a better price let me know
1-10oz Queens Beast Red Dragon of Wales $440
1-10oz Queens Beast Falcon of the Plantagenets $415
1-10oz Queens Beast Unicorn of Scotland $460
1-10oz 2021 Canadian Magnificent Maple $ 340
2-10oz 2013 Perth Mint Koala's $325ea
8-2oz 2020 Kookaburra and Baby $67ea
1-2oz 2018 Koala and Baby $67
1-2oz 2020 Queens Beast White Lion of Mortimer $77
2-2oz 2016 Queens Beast Lion of England $66 ea
5-2oz 2018 Queens Beast Black Bull of Clarence $68
1-2oz 2017 Queens Beast Red Dragon $78
1-2oz 2017 Queens Beast Griffin Of Edward $(SOLD)
2-2oz 2023 Tudor Beast Yale of Beaufort $65 ea
2-1.5oz Perth Mint Striped Marlin $48ea
1-1.5oz 2016 Canadian Snow Falcon $47
5-1oz 2014 Canadian Bald Eagle $34ea
4-1oz 2015 Canadian Horned Owl $34ea
4-1oz 2014 Perth Mint Saltwater Croc $34ea
4-1oz 2022 Tuvalu Black Flag "The Rising Sun" $38 ea
2-1oz 2022 Perth Mint year of the Tiger First Strike $48 ea
2-1oz 2021 Perth mint Year of the OX $36ea
4-1oz 2023 Perth Mint Year of the Rabbit w/Dragon Privy $35 ea
2-2oz 2010 Perth Mint Year of the Tiger $85 ea
2-2oz 2020 Perth Mint Year of the Mouse $80 ea
2-2oz 2021 Perth Mint Year of the OX $75ea
2-2oz 2016 Perth Mint Year of the Monkey $78ea
3-2oz 2023 Perth Mint Year of the Rabbit $73 ea
3-1oz 1981 Vintage Hoffman and Hoffman Eagle rounds $42
14-1oz 2019 Scottsdale Mint Barbados Tridents $32 ea(10 SOLD)
11-1oz Vintage 1972 Universaro World trade Units in caps $31.50(SPOT)
2-1oz 1984 Engelhard Rounds with eagle back in caps $36ea
3-1oz 1986 BU Engelhard Rounds with eagle back in caps $37ea

 SILVER BARS 

50oz Vintage Silvertowne bar <1000 Minted $1675
10.41 oz Vintage Star Metals Bar $(SOLD)
5.46 oz Vintage Star Metals Bar $(SOLD)
2-10oz Royal Mint Britannia Bars in Mint Wrap $320 ea
10.22oz Vintage HPM Hallmark Precious Metals Seattle $395
5oz Vintage Engelhard Canadian Bull Privy $380
5oz Vintage Engelhard P Series $340
5oz Vintage Engelhard C Series $255
5oz Jackson Precious Metals JPM $205
3oz 1969 WH FOSTER Days Mine Bar $135
*** GOLD **\*
1/2 oz Engelhard Eagle bar in Assay $1395
1/4 oz Vintage 1984 Seal Of California $610 (small rim ding)
4- 5gram Argor-Heraeus bars $405 ea
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Need additional pics just ask.....
Shipping is $6 to 9oz over 9oz $10. I will be glad to add any additional insurance but will be at your cost...I accept ZELLE (preferred), PPFF, CASHAPP and VENMO... no notes. Once USPS accepts your package, then I am not responsible for delivery but will help if a problem. All items are packaged very well.

Security: I do not give out passwords. I have secured my login with 2FA and suggest you do the same.
Today I'm looking to offload some 10 oz silver bars; Johnson Matthey and Scottsdale 10 oz silver bars to be exact. I also have sheets of Canadian Maples in sealed sheets (OP).
Proof (10 oz front) Proof (10 oz back) Proof (Canadian Maples)
Payment: Zelle, Venmo or Paypal FF (please no notes; emoji is fine)
Shipping: All items include shipping and insurance of $100. Learning from others (and my own buying experience), I will package very well and provide a tracking number and proof of drop off with USPS. My responsibility ends there, but if there is a problem I will help however I can. If you would like to add signature required or additional insurance, please chat me to confirm the added cost. Middlemen are used at buyers cost.
The Goods

• JM Johnson Matthey 10 oz Silver Bar $330 shipped 1 available SOLD
• JM Johnson Matthey 10 oz Silver Bar in OP $340 shipped 2 available SOLD
• Scottsdale 10 oz Silver Bar Stackers $330 shipped 4 available SOLD
• 2001 Canadian Silver Maples - sheet of 10x 1 oz coins $350 shipped 2 available
• 1998 Canadian Silver Maples - sheet of 10x 1 oz coins $350 shipped 2 available

Please comment below before sending a chat. PMs are ok.
Edit: forgot to include sheets of Canadian Maples for sale.. Added a 3rd proof above for reference.

Hello PMs fam! I have some great deals for you today, but first things first.
We all know security is a big deal, so with that I wanted to let you know that I have 2 factor authorization on my account and it is good to go! Never give out your passwords to anyone (even if they say they're a mod, especially if they say they're a mod cause they would never ask for it in the first place.)
Shipping is $8, USPS Priority SFRB unless otherwise noted.
I DONT SHIP FIRST (unless your u/glasspanther or of similar status)
Payments accepted Zelle, PPFF, venmo (i have this but never used it), also will accept cash shipped priority SFRB (its fast and secure and ill cover the cost of shipping to you. If that's how you wanna roll I would say registered but that takes fooorrrrreeevver.
On to the Goods!
PROOF /// ALBUM

Jewelry

• 22" sterling silver necklace (just had verified markings wore off) 118+ .925 sterling - $200 ($1.70/g)

PREMIUMS

• Coins of America 9/11 Tribute in Light 1 oz round mintage for only a few months after the attack in box and capsule - $50
• 2022 Somalia African wildlife special edition #90/1000 1 oz proof coin with ANA chicago skyline privy mark, with box capsule and COA - $80
• Rogues Island Mint FEAR THE JACKALOPE 1 oz proof finish limited mintage of 1000 in capsule and custom pouch with COA - $45
• St. Helena East India Co The Faerie Queene - Una and the Redcrosse 1 oz proof coin #91/1000 with box, capsule and COA - $100
• 2004 Silvertown mint Santa's sleigh proof 1 oz round with box and capsule - $45
• 2022 Fiji Gingerbread house colorized proof coin with box an COA - $65
• 2024 year of the dragon SILVER SHIELD Mini Mintage #332/556 with box and COA - $80
• 100th anniversary card 1864-1964 The First National Bank & Trust of Marquette, MI 1923 Peace Dollar on card in cello - $45
• PCGS MS-68 Buffalo silver dollar commemorative 90% - $85
• ANACS MS-69 Buffalo silver dollar commemorative 90% - $100 ($25 Below recent sold listing on feebay)

BARS

• 10 oz Engelhard P loaf waffle back - $400
• 1 oz Silvertown bar - $35
• 1 oz Stacks and Bowers bar - $35
• 1 oz Happy Holidays bar - 35
• 5x 1 oz Silverback Precious Metals bar by Kinesis Mint serials 396-400 sold as lot - $200

COINS US AND WORLD 999 AND 9999

• 1987 ASE - $40
• 1993 ASE - $40
• 2000 ASE crazy toning - $40
• 2018 Australian Koala - $50
• 2024 Australian Kookaburra - $35
• 2021 NIUE AOE owl stacker - $40
• 2022 Gibraltar War Elephant - $40
• 2021 Anguilla sailing regatta - $40
• 2020 St. Kitts and Nevis Siege of Brimstone Hill - $40
• 2023 Somalia african wildlife Elephant - $35
• 2019 Somalia African wildlife Leopard - $45
• 2x Armenia Noahs Ark coins $35 ea
• 5x South Afrika Krugerrands - $36 ea or $175 for all
• 7x Austria Phillharmonics with milk - $34 ea or $230 for all
• 15x 1/10th oz Brittanias King type in tube missing 1 from tube - $100
• 2023 Brittania queen type - $35
• 2018 Canada high relief dragon - $50

MAPLES

price as listed below BIN all 13 for $450 and get a free 2+ gram bag of shot and free shipping!

• 1989 stunning - $40
• 2009 6x - $36 ea or $210 for the lot
• 2015 4x - $36 ea or $140 for the lot
• 2022 - $36
• 2024 - $34

ROUNDS

• 2022 Republic of Korea Komsco mint Phoenix - $45
• 6x vintage rounds and trade units - $35 ea or $200 for the lot

NEAR SPOT / @ SPOT AND UNDER SPOT deals! Sold

• Generic Rounds 25 total sold
• 5x minimum - $160 ($32 ea .50 above spot) sold
• 10x - $315 (spot) sold
• 20x - $620 + free shipping --- all 25 $775 + free shipping (.50 under spot) sold
• $9 fv 40% Kennedy halves (18) - $36 (under melt) sold
• 15x war nickels - $22 (under melt) sold

^{DISCLAIMER: I WILL HAND DELIVER TO THE POST OFFICE ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY (ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MANY PEOPLE BUY AND HOW MUCH ACTUALLY SELLS}. ONCE ITS IN THEIR HANDS THERES NOT MUCH I CAN DO IF A PROBLEM ARRISES, MY POSTMASTER IS COOL AND VERY WILLING TO TRY TO HELP RESOLVE PROBLEMS. STAY SAFE, PROTECT YOURSELF OUT THERE!)

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8. Test Taking Techniques: I have developed highly effective methods to determine the correct answers to questions that I’m not already familiar with including process of elimination, working backwards, quickly searching for similar questions online, and utilizing standardized test taking techniques taught only in elite standardized test prep tutoring programs.
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HOW I CALCULATE FINAL RATES:

• Exams & Quizzes: Final rates for exams and quizzes depend on various factors including: whether or not there is proctoring, how many hours the exam is, total number of questions including sub-parts, preferred method of me delivering solutions, whether it's show all work or just the answer only, and whether the assessment has a flexible window of time to complete or a fixed & rigid start and end time.
• Full Courses: Final rates for full class help depend all the foregoing plus: total number of hw, quizzes, exams, discussion posts, and other academic tasks left that need to be completed, total number of weeks or modules left in the class to complete, and whether there is required multi factor authentication for logging in like Duo Push or text passcode.
• Essays Papers Discussion Posts: Final rates for writing tasks depend on the required number of words or pages. topic of interest, type of citations, required number and type of sources & bibliography style , level of research required, and type of additional software required to complete the essay like: Excel, R, or Minitab.

Paid Help from Hiraedu: If You're struggling to handle your comptia or any other WGU Exam or any other coursework, get help from Hiraedu and pay after the exam. Contact details for Hiraedu is: WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657 OR Call: +1 727 456 9641
ABOUT MY RATES & PAYMENT OPTIONS:

• Rationale for My Rates: I sincerely believe my rates are more than fair considering my education, skills, native born U.S. resident status, legitimacy, and the substantial amount of value, stress relief, and saved time & energy I’d be providing you in exchange for my valuable, irretrievable time, energy, and effort.
• Disclaimer About Rates: Completing someone else's exam, essay, or homework assignment is obviously NOT something you can just freely ask anyone to do, especially on the internet. Therefore, such help should be well-compensated. Services that are reliable and deliver high-quality results are difficult to find and are very high in demand. Thus, I expect to be compensated fairly for all the value, stress relief, and saved time & energy my services provide. However, I may be willing to negotiate rates if necessary.
• Payment Methods: I accept PayPal (required for all Canadian students), Venmo, Zelle, Cash App, and anonymous credit & debit card payments via online invoice.
• Payment Plans: I offer the following payment plans for my services: weekly (most expensive), monthly, half-now / half-later, and all upfront (least expensive).
• Money Back Guarantee: I guarantee the following grades for coursework completed: A+. A, A-, B+, B. and B-. However, I offer a 50% refund for C+, C, and C- grades, and a full 100% refund for D+, D, D-, and F grades.

CURRENT RATES -- AS OF SUMMER / FALL 2022 -- SUBJECT TO CHANGE:

• Full Class Help Rates: $595 – $2495 USD
• Exam & Test Help Rates: $150 – $350 USD
• Quiz Help Rates: $60 – $180 USD
• HW Assignment Help Rates: $60 – $420 USD
• Essay & Paper Writing Help Rates: $19 – $29 USD per 300 words

THE OBLIGATORY "IS THIS A SCAM?" QUESTION:
Considering the fact that you found my contact information online, it’s understandable to be skeptical regarding the legitimacy of my services. Therefore, I’m willing to do all of the following to help you feel more secure in trusting me with your academic needs:

• Engage in a Telephone interview: Speak with you on the phone and answer any questions you may have so that you have the opportunity to assess and analyze my tone, articulation, and accent. I’m a New Jersey-born Irish/Italian-American, but I have been told that I speak in an erudite & articulate suburban American accent with a “professor style” voice somewhat resembling the voice of actor: Ben Stein.
• Provide Telephone References: Provide you with the contact information of students who have utilized my services in the past who would be more than willing to vouch for my skills.

MY REBUTTAL TO THE OBLIGATORY “IS THIS A SCAM?” QUESTION:
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:

• Not Worth the Money: I certainly wouldn’t do it for such paltry amounts of money. (i.e., anything less than $1,000 per victim.)
• Most Students are Broke: I certainly wouldn’t choose high school & college students as my “target audience” to scam, considering that most people without college degrees have abysmally low annual incomes.
• Waste of Time & Energy: Communicating back and forth with potential clients is an absurdly long time sink since only less than 10% of all potential clients who reach out to me actually become paying clients of mine.
• All My Payment Apps are Still Active: If you pay me to provide academic services and I don’t deliver, you can always dispute the payment with the payment app and easily get your money refunded. If I were in the habit of swindling money from people, then all of my payment accounts would have been investigated and be completely shut down by now.
• My Mission: Thank you for taking the time to read my Reddit post. I take what I do very seriously and I always strive to get the highest possible grades for all students who entrust me with their coursework.
• Closing Words: Please feel free to reach out to me if you're sincerely interested in having help you with your school work. I am available via text, email, and call almost 24/7/365.

Paid Help from Hiraedu: If You're struggling to handle your comptia or any other WGU Exam or any other coursework, get help from Hiraedu and pay after the exam. Contact details for Hiraedu is: WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657 OR Call: +1 727 456 9641
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1. Team of U.S. Academic Experts: I and my team of dedicated academic experts complete all types of academic coursework for students in most math, English, science, business, humanities, social Sciences, computer programming, and foreign language classes on a 24/7/365 full-time round-the-clock basis. This is not some part-time gig for me. It’s literally my primary source of income. I can regularly make myself available to help students with last-minute & same-day academic requests.
2. Essay Writing Skills: I can write essays & research papers in native U.S. American English and fluent Canadian English using APA MLA Harvard Chicago Vancouver OSCOLA IEEE formatting & citations.
3. 75+ Types of Academic Software: I am highly skilled & experienced in using over 75+ types of academic software and educational platforms including the following: ALEKS, Blackboard, Brightspace, Canvas, Cengage, WebAssign, ConnectMath, Crowdmark, D2L, Moodle, Pearson MyLab and Mastering, MyMathLab, MyStatLab, MyOpenMath, StraighterLine, WebWork, and Wiley.
4. Can Change IP Address: I have multiple reliable VPN software including: NordVPN, SurfShark & ExpressVPN that allows me to successfully change my computer’s original New Jersey IP address to any major city in the U.S. & Canada to avoid raising red flags with students’ online class software.
5. Proctored Exam Help: I have developed multiple highly effective methods of helping students with exams, tests, and quizzes that are proctored by software like: Respondus Lockdown Browser with Webcam, Honorlock, Examity, Proctorio, Proctor360, Proctortrack, and ProProctor using 3 highly effective proven methods.
6. Option 1 - WhatsApp: I use WhatsApp to have the student discreetly text me photos of the exam questions outside of the webcam’s view and I text them the correct solutions to the exam questions.
7. Option 2 - Screen Share: Using screen share software like Zoom to see the student’s screen displaying the exam questions and I text the correct solutions.
8. Option 3 - Remote PC Access & Control: Using remote computer access software like to control the student’s mouse and keyboard from my own computer.
9. Study Help Apps: I have over 15+ paid subscriptions to a wide range of study help apps, software, websites, and programs to help me solve exam & homework questions faster and more efficiently. Some of these resources include: Brainly, Chegg, CourseHero, Quizlet, SymboLab & WolframAlpha.
10. Calculators & Math Software: I have access to a very sophisticated graphing calculator and various mathematical software that provides step-by-step solutions to complex mathematical problems within seconds, allowing me to provide exact solutions to the student in a timely manner.
11. Test Taking Techniques: I have developed highly effective methods to determine the correct answers to questions that I’m not already familiar with including process of elimination, working backwards, quickly searching for similar questions online, and utilizing standardized test taking techniques taught only in elite standardized test prep tutoring programs.
12. Handwriting & Scanning Apps: I have impeccable handwriting and a high-quality mobile scanner app that allows me to scan written solutions in very legible high-definition JPG, PNG, and PDF formats.
13. Flexible Payment Methods: I offer negotiable rates, multiple payment methods (PayPal, Venmo, Cash App, Zelle, anonymous credit & debit card payments via online invoice), and flexible payment plans: weekly (most expensive), monthly, half-now / half-later, and all-up-front (least expensive).
14. Money Back Guarantee: I have won multiple academic awards for my exceptional skills & expertise in math. I guarantee overall A & B grades for all coursework completed. Plus. I also offer a 50% refund for C+, C, and C- scores, and a full 100% refund for D+, D, D-, and F scores.

HOW I CALCULATE FINAL RATES:

• Exams & Quizzes: Final rates for exams and quizzes depend on various factors including: whether or not there is proctoring, how many hours the exam is, total number of questions including sub-parts, preferred method of me delivering solutions, whether it's show all work or just the answer only, and whether the assessment has a flexible window of time to complete or a fixed & rigid start and end time.
• Full Courses: Final rates for full class help depend all the foregoing plus: total number of hw, quizzes, exams, discussion posts, and other academic tasks left that need to be completed, total number of weeks or modules left in the class to complete, and whether there is required multi factor authentication for logging in like Duo Push or text passcode.
• Essays Papers Discussion Posts: Final rates for writing tasks depend on the required number of words or pages. topic of interest, type of citations, required number and type of sources & bibliography style , level of research required, and type of additional software required to complete the essay like: Excel, R, or Minitab.

ABOUT MY RATES & PAYMENT OPTIONS:

• Rationale for My Rates: I sincerely believe my rates are more than fair considering my education, skills, native born U.S. resident status, legitimacy, and the substantial amount of value, stress relief, and saved time & energy I’d be providing you in exchange for my valuable, irretrievable time, energy, and effort.
• Disclaimer About Rates: Completing someone else's exam, essay, or homework assignment is obviously NOT something you can just freely ask anyone to do, especially on the internet. Therefore, such help should be well-compensated. Services that are reliable and deliver high-quality results are difficult to find and are very high in demand. Thus, I expect to be compensated fairly for all the value, stress relief, and saved time & energy my services provide. However, I may be willing to negotiate rates if necessary.
• Payment Methods: I accept PayPal (required for all Canadian students), Venmo, Zelle, Cash App, and anonymous credit & debit card payments via online invoice.
• Payment Plans: I offer the following payment plans for my services: weekly (most expensive), monthly, half-now / half-later, and all upfront (least expensive).
• Money Back Guarantee: I guarantee the following grades for coursework completed: A+. A, A-, B+, B. and B-. However, I offer a 50% refund for C+, C, and C- grades, and a full 100% refund for D+, D, D-, and F grades.

CURRENT RATES -- AS OF SUMMER / FALL 2022 -- SUBJECT TO CHANGE:

• Full Class Help Rates: $595 – $2495 USD
• Exam & Test Help Rates: $150 – $350 USD
• Quiz Help Rates: $60 – $180 USD
• HW Assignment Help Rates: $60 – $420 USD
• Essay & Paper Writing Help Rates: $19 – $29 USD per 300 words

THE OBLIGATORY "IS THIS A SCAM?" QUESTION:
Considering the fact that you found my contact information online, it’s understandable to be skeptical regarding the legitimacy of my services. Therefore, I’m willing to do all of the following to help you feel more secure in trusting me with your academic needs:

• Engage in a Telephone interview: Speak with you on the phone and answer any questions you may have so that you have the opportunity to assess and analyze my tone, articulation, and accent. I’m a New Jersey-born Irish/Italian-American, but I have been told that I speak in an erudite & articulate suburban American accent with a “professor style” voice somewhat resembling the voice of actor: Ben Stein.
• Provide Telephone References: Provide you with the contact information of students who have utilized my services in the past who would be more than willing to vouch for my skills.

MY REBUTTAL TO THE OBLIGATORY “IS THIS A SCAM?” QUESTION:
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:

• Not Worth the Money: I certainly wouldn’t do it for such paltry amounts of money. (i.e., anything less than $1,000 per victim.)
• Most Students are Broke: I certainly wouldn’t choose high school & college students as my “target audience” to scam, considering that most people without college degrees have abysmally low annual incomes.
• Waste of Time & Energy: Communicating back and forth with potential clients is an absurdly long time sink since only less than 10% of all potential clients who reach out to me actually become paying clients of mine.
• All My Payment Apps are Still Active: If you pay me to provide academic services and I don’t deliver, you can always dispute the payment with the payment app and easily get your money refunded. If I were in the habit of swindling money from people, then all of my payment accounts would have been investigated and be completely shut down by now.

CONCLUSION:

• My Mission: Thank you for taking the time to read my Reddit post. I take what I do very seriously and I always strive to get the highest possible grades for all students who entrust me with their coursework.
• Closing Words: Please feel free to reach out to me if you're sincerely interested in having help you with your school work. I am available via text, email, and call almost 24/7/365.

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If you are unable to pas your Online Exam, Assignment and couldn't handle online courses workload, get paid help from Online Helpers at Hiraedu!
Contact Details for Hiraedu Helper:
WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
Call: +1 727 456 9641
Website: hiraedu. com
Email: [info@hiraedu](mailto:info@hiraedu). com
AACADEMIC TASKS MY TEAM AND I CAN COMPLETE:

• Entire Degree Programs
• Full Online Classes (1 - 20+ Weeks Long)
• Proctored Exams Quizzes Tests
• Homework Assignments
• Research Papers Term Papers Essays
• Projects & Labs
• Discussion Posts
• Annotated Bibliographies
• Employment Assessments
• Certification Programs

MY TEAM'S CLASSES OF EXPERTISE:

• Statistics: AP Statistics Biostatistics Business Statistics Elementary Statistics Intro to Statistics Psychology Statistics Social Science Statistics Statistics & Probability Statistical Methods Statistical & Probability Models
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As someone who DOES NOT do this for a living and is confused and has many questions, I have been spending my time better informing myself on new words and phrases that I’ve been seeing over the subreddit. This is a compilation in Ape terms as it helped me understand what’s going on a little better. Anything mentioned about the $FFIE stock is not financial advice but my opinion about it. I cannot control the risks made but I can at least inform you about why I like the risk.
Let's break down the stock market concepts using apes and bananas to make it more relatable for those who don’t understand the verbiage used like me:

Basic Terms for Retail Investors:

1. Bananas/Shares: Pieces of a banana grove that apes can buy to own a part of that grove.
2. Dividends: Extra bananas that grove owners give out to the apes who own pieces of the grove, usually periodically.
3. Bull Market: A time when the number of bananas each ape is willing to trade for a piece of grove is increasing.
4. Bear Market: A time when the number of bananas each ape is willing to trade for a piece of grove is decreasing.
5. Portfolio: A collection of different pieces of banana groves owned by an ape.
6. Broker: An ape who helps other apes trade pieces of banana groves for a few bananas as a fee.
7. Market Order: Telling a broker to trade a piece of grove for however many bananas it's worth right now.
8. Limit Order: Telling a broker to wait and only trade a piece of grove when they can get a certain number of bananas for it.
9. Stop Loss Order: Telling a broker to trade away a piece of grove if the number of bananas it's worth falls to a certain level, to avoid losing too many bananas.
10. Exchange: A place where apes go to trade pieces of banana groves.
11. IPO (Initial Public Offering): When a private banana grove starts letting any ape own a piece of it by selling parts of it for the first time.

Terms Relevant to Day Trading:

1. Day Trading: Buying and selling pieces of banana groves all within the same day, not holding onto them overnight.
2. Technical Analysis: Looking at patterns in how many bananas pieces of groves have been traded for in the past to guess how many they might be traded for soon.
3. Chart Patterns: Specific patterns in trading charts that suggest future banana trading movements.
4. Volatility: How wildly the number of bananas pieces of groves are traded for swings up and down.
5. Leverage: Using borrowed bananas to try and own more pieces of grove, aiming to gain more from trades.
6. Margin Account: A special arrangement where a broker lets an ape trade with more bananas than they actually have, using borrowed bananas.
7. Short Selling: Borrowing a piece of a banana grove from another ape, selling it for bananas immediately with a promise to buy it back later, hoping the number of bananas it's worth will drop.

Terms Relevant to a Hedge Fund:

1. Hedge Fund: A big pool of bananas from many apes put together to buy pieces of many different groves and other things, managed by expert apes.
2. Alternative Investments: Putting bananas into things other than grove pieces, like banana trees themselves, or different fruits.
3. Fund of Funds: A hedge fund that doesn't buy grove pieces directly, but puts its bananas into other hedge funds.
4. Carry Trade: Borrowing bananas at a low 'cost' (fewer bananas to pay back later) to invest in something that will return more bananas.
5. Derivative: A contract between apes that derives its value from how many bananas pieces of groves or other things are worth.
6. Short Squeeze: When lots of apes have borrowed pieces of a grove to sell (short sold), and suddenly need to buy them back because the price in bananas is going up, making the price go up even more.

These analogies should help grasp the basics of how the stock market and its different activities exists in terms of a jungle of apes and bananas.
-only wishing good for all of your portfolios💎🙌

Chapter 4:
As the force of Jason’s corpse, meeting the ground, turned his body into a fine soup. The resulting damage overflow caused his soul to begin coming apart at the seams. The sheer suddenness of the impact had left him no time to think about activating any of his plethora of life-saving cheat skills, consuming any of his vast horde of damage preventing concoctions, nor really use any of the other myriad bullshit tools at his disposal; before having a very intimate face-to-face with the crust of this planet. The previously mentioned soup-ification of his limbs and internal organs did mean that even if he had thought to use such items, he was unable to reach for, much less consume, anything. This limitation was slightly mitigated by the fact that the meteoric collision had shattered/ shredded/ or otherwise pulverized all non-magically enhanced items that Jason had been carrying on his person. Further, because apparently this world just plain hated Jason’s particular brand of bullshit; even the extra dimensional nature of his storage solutions were not spared the calamitous effects of meeting the ground at approximately Mach 3.

For you see, as any “good” gamer does, Jason had been sure to run with max out stacks of potions, hi-potions, tonics, tinctures, ethers, and various other mundane healing concoctions. As to why he decided to have enough vials on his person to put a glass blowers' children through college, he operated under the mindset of “Why bother using your precious spell slots to heal, when you can just replace a literal gallon of your blood with healing potion?” Turns out that this issue was fixed around the same time as Jason picked up the passive [Regeneration] skill.)

In addition to his reservoir of the common mundane potions, Jason had never gotten around to using ANY of his built-up hoard of magical elixirs. He had always meant to use one... or twenty of them, but seriously, you never know when you might need those bad boys when you are facing down a particularly difficult big bad.... And phooey to anyone who points out that this usually just means you never actually use any of them.

One might argue that the only upside to Jason’s impromptu intimate associations with the ground, was that his healing items quite literally vaporized upon impact. And while terrible for him, the unique shape and depression of the unmarked crater grave allowed for the creation of a heretofore impossible oasis in the multiverse.

*Legend has it that the sheer volume of aerosolized revival drink that still lingers in that crater, has turned it into a mythical place of physical and mental healing. One reputable interdimensional tour book has even rated the area with its highly coveted 7.3 (star) ranking....

Seriously, who uses base 7? Much less base point anything. Like I understand base 5 or base 10, but 7.3?! Doesn’t that make calculating partial stars a nightmare?.... ANYWAY....

They claim that spending even a single night is enough to heal 30 (years) of bodily wear and tear. Yes!!! That DOES also means fixing such pesky problems as losing limbs, “curing” otherwise incurable/ fatal ailments, or reversing the effects of mana burnout.*


< Primary user deemed non-responsive. >
< Searching for approved work around >
< Searching… >
< Searching… >
< Responsive secondary user detected >
< Activating secondary user system >
< System online. >
< Secondary user has been approved to make existence sustaining choices for primary user. >

A soft pop can be heard within the stopped time, followed shortly thereafter, by a long drawn-out yawn. From the endless nothingness that exists between all things, there springs to life a small non-euclidean shaped.... thing. As is the case with most things that are born into the multiverse, she was... less than pleased, about the whole “existing” thing. Her displeasure was noted by the system, and a formal complaint would be submitted to the appropriate beings. But that was an issue to be dealt with at another time and place.

Once more she let out a big yawn and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. A surprising feat, considering that she did not, nor had she ever required or known sleep; coupled with the fact that her form lacked anything that could be considered, even by the most generous of terms, as “eyes”. But again, a problem logged for another place and another time. At this moment she had a job to do, and gosh darn it, she was going to do the absolute HECK out of it.

P.O.V: Personalized Utilitarian Lazarus Liquidation System. AKA: P.U.L.L.

After coming to terms with the unfortunate fact that she now existed, P.U.L.L. decided that her job would likely be far simpler if she possessed a form similar to that of the primary user’s. If she shared a form with the user, it stood to reason that she could better understand what had caused their lack of functioning, and how best to remedy it. And the sooner she remedied the issue, the sooner she could return to blissful nonexistence. As luck would have it for her, the ability to edit her being fell within the parameters of “existence sustaining choices” she was allowed to make. With a flick of her nonexistent finger, she tasked the system to use the Primary’s mana stores to craft her a form. She was aware that the system had produced a series of pop-ups in regards to her request. However due to her lack of visual sensory organs, she was unable to read any of the pop-ups, instead choosing to just spam the approval process for now. She couldn’t quite prove it, but she got the distinct feeling that the whole process took far longer than it had any right to.

Opening her newly actualized eyes, P.U.L.L. took in her surroundings. She discovered that she existed within, what could most accurately be described as either “a really big hole” or perhaps a bit more loosely defined as “a crater”. After a few moments, she decided that “crater” sounded more impressive, thus it would be how she would define it moving forward.

The crater looked to be recently formed, she could still make out some chunks of rubble suspended within the stopped time. She deduced that whatever had happened to the Primary, had likely also caused this crater. With nothing else to do, and with sweet, sweet, nonexistence waiting for her at the end of this task, P.U.L.L. began to search the crater for answers. She learned precious little in her exploration, other than the stopped time seemed to end at the crater's edges. After spending a considerably longer period of time than what she would like to admit to, searching for signs of life, P.U.L.L. was forced to admit a very troublesome fact. She could not for the life of her seem to find any sign of the Primary.

“System, can you hear me?”



“Cool, cool. I am having difficulty locating the primary user. Could you please highlight them for me.”



“Approved”



P.U.L.L. deeply regretted her previous choice in the whole “getting eyes” department, as the entire world around her suddenly flashed into a searing yellowish green color. Her brain screamed in displeasure, as she fumbled blindly with the personal system settings to lower the brightness. Eventually she found what she was looking for. A few moments later, still blinking spots out of her vision, P.U.L.L. surveyed the scene in front of her. It took her a little bit, but as she looked more closely, she started to see tiny areas where the sickly yellow/green color was not plastered across the entirety of her vision. As she parsed the new information, an uneasy feeling started to creep up in her gut.

“System?”



“Would I be correct in my assumption... That the entirety of THIS”, she gestures to the colored haze. “Is the remains of the primary?”



P.U.L.L.’s jaw hits the floor. “What in the world could have done this”, she wonders to herself. Another few moments pass as P.U.L.L. ponders the possibilities. Try as she might, her brain cannot think of any manner of beast nor magic that could cause this kind of devastation; at least none that would have left such a minimal amount of collateral damage to the area surrounding this crater.

“System. Please pull up the most recent Battle Logs and Memory Logs”







“Fuck. System, access primary’s items and use mana restoration items.”



“You have got to be kidding me...”



“Nooooo...” PULL frantically scans the primary’s profile page.



“No, no, no...” Her metaphysical heart is racing. She just needs something, ANYTHING, to put more mana into the tank.



“FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!” She knows she’s out of time.

As it turns out, with the acquisition of a physical form comes a certain kind of morality. And wouldn’t you know it, morality is the perfect breeding ground for all kinds of guilt. Guilts that are not at all conducive to the utilitarian choices that a P.U.L.L system, by its very nature, is generally forced to make. She mentally recorded another point in the ‘Pros of non-existence' column.

With a heavy heart, P.U.L.L. decides that she really has no choice, and does what her most base programming has been telling her to do since the beginning. She begins to frantically scroll through the primary’s profile, searching for various skills, abilities, and/or items to purge.

<10>

“System!”

<9>

“Authorize, emergency liquidation”

<8>

<7>

In a blind panic, she picks a random ability from the Skill screen. “Liquidate”

<6>



<5>



<4>



<3>

“APPROVED!”

<2>

The system replies in a sickeningly sweet voice.

P.U.L.L lets out a breath she didn’t even know she was holding. Her hands are shaking as she opens the screen to see how much mana that little gambit got her. The bar sits at a healthy 45%, a feeling of unbridled joy washes over her; followed closely by crushing sadness as she can already see the bar beginning to dip. She tries very hard not to think about what she just did. She knows she can’t liquidate anything TOO important, but...

“System. Moving forward, please disable all non-emergency warnings. Further, all orders are to be considered pre-approved until the primary user is revived. Now, what is the mana cost to maintain [Temporal Flux]?”





















P.U.L.L. was a bit shocked; was... was that a cheeky undertone she just heard? Was the System even capable of being “cheeky”? No, something deep within her programming told her that it wasn’t. The Master Interface and its myriad systems had been designed with function above all else. Up until this point, the system had had a personality about as interesting as, unflavored oatmeal or watching paint dry.

Nothing about this day was living up to her expectations. Deep within her sub systems, she let herself have a little tantrum (as a treat). She let herself piss and moan, throw metaphorical chairs across the room, stomp her feet and pout. She raged against the absurdity of all of this. She knew precious little about the wider multiverse, but even she could see that someone, or something, was fucking with her.

Bringing herself back to the here and now, she takes a deep breath and tries to center herself within the moment. While it might have felt good, that little tantrum had cost her precious moments, and likely would end up costing her user some hard won plunder. “With your reserves sated; System! Please pull up the recent Battle and Visual Logs.”



P.U.L.L. watched the data feeds. Watched as the user popped out of The Void and into the skies above this planet. She watched as he plummeted down, down, down. She took notes about the abnormal interactions with this realm’s equivalent of mana. How it seemed to fight back when the user called forth his own mana reserves. Something about the way it all played out taunted her, she knew she had seen this sort of reaction before; but couldn’t quite put her finger on what exactly it reminded her of.

She watched as the user’s hands and lips bubbled and blistered after each spell, saw the spike in damage; followed by an automated activation of regeneration skills. She watched as spell after spell fizzled out, half formed and fully useless. She watched as his final spell shattered, and reformed into something entirely new. She watched as gravity seemed to coalesce around the man and hurl him ever faster towards a rapidly rising ground. And finally, she watched as his super-heated body made contact with the planet. With a shaky hand she hovered over the damage logs.

[click]