Chapter 8
Padawan Stocked part 2
Alycee/ Alya’s POV
It’s been about a week since me and my sister were sent to live with the Organas. And despite being targeted by some unknown threat, it’s been the best week of my life. I however had a sneaking suspicion that it was about to end.
I had been on edge ever since coming. I had no idea why, me and my sister were supposed to be safe, yet, we weren’t. My sister, Emma also felt the same way. Despite the extra clones, and security guards patrolling surrounding areas, we were paranoid. “Senator, there's good news, and bad news. We think that we’ve identified you and your sister’s stockers.” A clone said. Who had only ever known me as Alya, and only ever as a senator.
“Go on.” I urged. “Do you want the good news, or the bad news first?” “Preferably the good news.” “Well, we’ve found you and Senator Evylen’s stockers. However, what confuses me is they insest your commanders Emma and Alycee, who are temple bound on croissant due to a similar situation.”
“Did you get their names?” I asked.
“Yes I did, Senator. Harkan and Marta.” I nearly cursed under my breath. “They are my parents, who me and my sister had to run away from many years ago. They were physically and verbally abusive, let them know that their audience has been denied.”
Emma’s POV I cursed under my breath. Course it had to be mom and dad. I’m certain our masters would want to know. I walked up to her. “Alya, we should probably comm Senator Amadalla, let her know of the situation.” Code for ‘We should comm our masters who are hunting our parents’ My sister nodded. “Of course, could me and my sister have a few moments.”
“Not a problem, Senators.” Me and my sister went to find a private place. Pulling along a guard who knew our ‘true’ identities.
“Is everything alright girls?” Obi-Wan asked.
“Yes and no, we confirmed our stockers were our parents,” I said.
“This is not good. You girls will be staying on Alderaan until your parents are captured.” Plo-Koon stated. “I will be sending Wolffie to oversee searches.” “While I cannot spare Cody at the moment, I’ll find another I can trust from the 212’th.” “Thank you masters, when can we expect them?” Alycee asked. “Within the next day. Please, stay safe girls.” Obi-Wan said.
“We will.”

My name Is Joseph Reuben Shuck. I am 30 a father of 2 one being my own son and the greatest joy ever brought to my life the other is the son of my love and her firsthusband. I am a Mesianic Jew (someone deeply connected to Hebrew society and culture by birth who excepts the postulation of Jesus Christ being the messiah and God working as an omniscient omnipresent figure who took the form of man at the same time.) I personally was born into a Mesianic Hebrew family and My father taught me to read the Bible from the perspective of the traditional Hebrew belief system. Do to my Father never having the opportunity to visit Israel personally left a yearning to wander in him causing my family to move quite often when I was growing up and changing churches and denominations often. I have done the same in my life and have been to Baptist, Pentecostal holiness, Church of God, Church of God and profecy, Hebrew mysticism(it is a thing believe it or not), to name a few I currently transpire to One of the Church's of god( there's like 5 different denominations for them.)
To give a background as to why I state my name and my religious upbringing is to hopefully shed light on my mindset as I came to my theory and perception of Revelation. A book not normally looked at by Hebrew culture in large at least in my experience and viewed less often than I think it should be by the Christian churches I have frequented over my lifetime thus far.
So I have always looked to the book of revelation as an ingredient list more than a profecy. But I never figured out what the comperative operator for the dragon ( the warning or possible meaning beyond fire breathing flying lizard.) But I figured it out so Revelation was meant to be a warning for everyone but if an apposed power is present you have to get a little cryptic. So the closest translation for dragon in Hebrew is the Tannin. Now the translation of the meaning for tannin is one who twists. Now some of you are probably thinking the dragon doesn't directly interact with the world because it needs a champion in other words the beast. So the beast is in reference to the kingdom that rules over the earth or at least tries to. Or in other words the most powerful nation.
So the dragon I would surmise as being a eidiology that twist a nation or nations. Then you have the horsemen the first being conquest or the spreading of an idea in discourse from a position of power. Then war the spreading of the word in action and violence. Then the keeper of Scales which used to be equated to famine or pestilence which is more about production of food. But i like to think of it more aptly as a lack of prosperity for the masses. And for this one I give the king james version. Revelation 6:5 and 6.
6:5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, come and see. And I beheld and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. 6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
Now the 2 ways I tend to view this is 1. The inaccessibility of food specifically meat. 2. The inclination to stop selling or using alcohol and oil. In example 1. So it would look like don't eat meat to save the animals. So people switch to mass producing plants which limits the area in which animals can live killing them off. 2. Stop using oil which will harm the infrastructure of developing nations. Which the best way to restore or give a boost to the overall world economy would be to have developing nations join the world economy which they can't really do without fossil fuels. And switching from alcohol which removes people's inhibitions to speak out. With weed that makes you dossile.
And lastly death which I would view as the death of opposing ideas.
Then with deaths release the dominions of each horseman are divided umongst them. Now let me reiterate the order of the horsemen 1. White horse conquest 2. Red horse war 3. Black horse limit 4. Pale horse death Now the order is specifically not alphabetical so it's assumed by me at least that these things are divided in this order White horse conquest kill with the sword Red horse war kill with hunger Black horse limit kill with death Pale horse death kill with the beasts of the earth.
So the consequence of conquest is war The consequence of war is hunger The consequence of limit is death(ie the death of those who adhere or do not prevent the ideology) And with that death of the opposing views people behave as beasts without the moral adherence to godly principles.
The next major portion of this chapter the I feel a need to lay out is Revelation 6:9-11
6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the alter the souls (I believe the alter here is in reference to memorials or the Graves of those who died)of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony wich they held.(ie the bodies of those few who stood in the way and voiced there objections.)
6:10 And they cried with a loud voice, (which I don't think is the voice of those who died but of those they left behind) saying, how long, oh Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth? (In context here I prescribe this reference of on the earth not as a reference to the planet but to the land of the nation to be referenced.) The summery I would propose being the ones who where the families and friends of those who died will call for blood and the return of the land to them.
6:11 and white robes where given unto everyone of them, (n1.I would surmise thay the white in this represents the truthful ideas or those who do not live by the Tannin. And the robe representing the cloaking or hiding of your beliefs) and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until there fellowservants (n2.this is interesting word usage because by putting the words together in this suggests not 2 concepts but one. It makes me think of the fellow servant rule. This is a rule not used in a judicial capacity for a long time but it says the one who the servant serves is not liable for the actions of negligent servants. IE watch what your brother is doing to make sure he doesn't cause harm and expect your brother to do the same to you.) Also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were,(n3. so the assumption being sacrifice of life is necessary to remove the evils.) Should be fullfilled.(n4 the death of evil and those who follow it is necessary at this time)
So to summarize my understanding of the scripture and put it in simple terms as to what I believe it says in 6:10 and 11.
N1 hide yourself away so that those who are in the land that are evil will not know you to kill you but do not let your heart give way to the evil that brings your nation to destruction. N2. It's not the falt of the eidiology that the Saints hidden believe in fault. N3 and n4. The righteous not of the land and there brother nations will wage war at the cost of there own blood to destroy the evil nation.
The sixth seal is to take in those spoken of in the fifth seal and guard them from the tragedy your about to turn there nation into.
The seventh seal is the seven angels with trumpets which is the description of the means of force which should be implemented to destroy the nation from the outside and inside 1. Destroy only enough land that the force of the nation cannot be sustained. 2. A land war so that you can end the nation with blood of your kin so you feel the loss of those you are fighting. 3. What can only be described as tainting a third of the watersupply so non combatant people get more restless and upset with the ruling body and the eidiology that put them in this situation ie their own ideology. 4. Warn them you will use the most powerful force at your disposal. 5. Let loose your greatest weapons and means to destroy which from the description sounds like a missile silos.(a great pit by which smoke and fire and enough destruction to blot out a third of the sky.) War machines like tanks and Fighter jets and helicopters. Destroy the morality be which the evil people live there lives make sure everyone sees how bad this shit has gotten. 6. The people revolt against the ruling evil power. But do not repent for what they have done. 7. Things so unsavory are spoken when the last angel's trumpet sounds that it's not put into the Bible. A book that talks about insest, rape, death, murder, destroying the world twice, deviant acts. And literally the most graphic book ever written say yeah don't right that part down its really really bad.
And as I see it in world War 1 the nation was Germany and we didn't handle it correctly. World War 2 was Germany and Japan we got closer to handling it correctly so those places didn't do it again. The cold war made us have to deal with it all over the world and Russia had to handle themselves and see all the loss personally. If there is a world War 3 in our time and we the western world including America so not change course we will be the nation's facing the seals horsemen and trumpets and with Russia being a more brutal society that is currently righteous we will find out what the darkest of utterances are and we the western world will not survive.
The Tannin I speak of I didn't not want to say until people had the chance to read this in the hopes they would see the possible horrors that could be rot upon themselves if they do not choose a more sanctified path because no matter how much you get correct once you get enough wrong it's all over.
I personally believe the Tannin to be the works of those who see the group and not the individual those who think emotion and force will show you are righteous when in truth righteousness can be spread through peace without need of authoritative power and the evils of this world only spread through the manipulation of emotion to the exclusion of logic and force to silence the voices that speak out against you. And these things are only possible from a position and hierarchy of power.
For a long time almost my entire life I have heard people say the president of the United States of America is the most powerful man in the world but it is my hope that in my lifetime that description changes to being the Most Competent Person in the world.
I personally hope to hear a many differing opinions on this as possible I understand that it is very religious in nature but I tried to think of the text from the perspective of how could this be true to someone who is not of a religious background. Because I really do think that the current course of the western world is teetering on the brink of self destruction and subsequently external destruction.

You know, I used to think the world was great and dandy, but lately I’ve started to realize just how screwed up the world really is. Not just from violence and crime, but the world is just so sexual. It’s sad really, all these porn stars ruining their lives, and partaking in a profession that has done nothing good for the world. It’s just plain sad. And why? Why are these people doing this, why are they having their bodies defiled to heck. Is it some mental problem, or do these people just not give a flip about what happens to them. I’m betting on the latter, because it just doesn’t seem like these people have any self-respect anymore. Let me give an example. During my deep research I came upon a video where this naked woman had her… chest parts chained up to these two massive weights. This was obviously painful, super painful. And it looked so wrong, that her things were turning pink. I’m sure any doctor would tell you this is a problem, and this is unhealthy, but for some darn reason it’s legal because it is considered “art”. I assume the woman involved was totally fine with this because she participated. If she was forced into that situation, which is illegal, then why does this crap still exist. There are plenty of videos where people were getting tortured, one dude's balls were set on fire. I even saw a porn game where one of the warnings before starting was that the game could ruin your job, relationships, and livelihood. I haven’t the slightest clue why this is considered okay by the government, but it just is. There is much to unpack about this sexual world, so let me break it down.
First I want to discuss the whole issue about females in this situation. First off, before, I thought that women didn’t like being seen as sex objects. I always thought women wanted to be seen as humans, not toys, but Man!, these pornos are proving me wrong. If you haven’t noticed, there are way more women in the porn industry than men. Why is that? Why are there more women than men subjecting themselves to these vile acts? It’s probably because of society. Society has found a way to make women seem sexual at every turn. From innuendo to strange dress. Then again that might just be the oversimplified version. Truly the answer to this question is more complicated than just that. Still though, women outnumber men on porn websites 10 to 1. Now I am speaking to the women who don’t like being seen a sex objects. Ladies, don’t try and convince the men, not all the men are the problem. It’s all these porn stars who are to blame, they are the one’s perpetuating this idea. Most men wouldn’t even begin to think this if it weren’t for them seeing this first (Though I can’t prove this and am not 100% sure). But don’t get me wrong, men are also to blame for this problem as well. It’s honestly just disappointing.
Porn is nothing good. It hasn’t done a single good thing for this world. The only things I found were that people became more religious, and that a lot of people make a lot of money. Other than that, porn stars get killed, suffer depression, it influences people to commit sexual assault, and a number of other things. Another awful thing about porn is that it lacks morals. A lot of the things that are universally known to be bad, looked down upon, and hated, get thrown out the window when it comes to porn. For instance, racism. On most of these sites, they have categories for different races of people, and you commonly see videos like “white girl rides black *bleep*”. You can’t tell me that’s not racist in nature. I also searched up the word “watermelon” in one of their search bars, and I saw so many african americans. Honestly, has nobody noticed this crap. Another moral it breaks is violence. Porn videos are riddled with violence. People slapping each other, electrocuting each other, and yes, setting balls on fire. Porn might be the one place where actually choking someone is considered ok. As long as they don’t die, of course. In fact, they have a word for it. They call it S&M which means “Sadism and Masochism”. Honestly sick. Yet another moral that is destroyed by porn is most sorts of illegal sexual assaults. What I mean is, in the porn industry, sexual assault is considered ok. There are hundreds of videos where people were being forced into sex, or taking someones clothes off against their will and touching them in private places. And even if it was an act and not real, it still could influence people into doing it themselves. You don’t see these videos putting up an end card saying “by the way, having sex with someone against their will is illegal and should not be done in the real world”. And believe me, I’m sure people would believe this stuff is ok after seeing it, people can be imbeciles sometimes. I also saw a video where some dude drugged his wife without her knowing it, causing her to fall to sleep. Then he just had at her. Again, as I’ve mentioned, I know this is an act, but they are not putting effort into showing these things in a bad light.
Now I’m gonna talk about “Anime”. Oh crap, people are gonna be so triggered. Just bare with me. So, Anime, it’s sort of on a tipping point. Anime is one of the only animation styles where having things exceedingly sexual is considered ok, other than adult cartoons. Have you seen some of the most basic Anime? You usually can’t go five episodes without something “weird” happening with a female, or just someone wearing something… revealing. In fact they have a term for this. It’s called “fan-service”. Honestly, this is stupid. “Fan-service” is the kind of service that appeals to a very particular type of fan. They are called “perverts”. It honestly saddens me that anyone would want to make the perverts happy, though I have a feeling this has to do with money. Anyway, the fan-service, which I’ll call FS, can get wild. Literally some people will be butt-naked, but their private parts are just barely covered. I’ve seen FS go so far as to actually have the female chest parts, which I’ll call FCP, completely uncovered. (I’ll discuss FCP more in another paragraph). (The next thing I will talk about involves fans more than the actual Anime). We’ve all seen fan art, people drawing their own personal creativity down about a certain subject they are interested in. Well, the pornos like doing it too. We all know that child porn is illegal, right? Anyone under the age of 18 can’t participate, right? Well how does that go for art? Lets use a for instance. There’s an Anime called “My Hero Academia”. It’s also on the tipping point but luckily hasn’t gone overboard… much. And all of the characters are minors, right? Well guess what I saw during my research. Yes, the main character “doing it” with his female classmates. Not only that, but it was an animation. So tell me this, what are the rules about child porn when it comes to art? Is it just magically ok now. Not in my mind it ain’t. Then again, I don’t know much about this show, so I can’t say for sure that they’re minors. Hold the phone! HOLD THE FLIPPING PHONE! After a little more digging, I found actual anime art of a little girl getting a very exposing “medical examination” by a little boy. Worst of all, it was in google images, and I wasn’t even searching for it. Again I ask, what's the procedure, is it legal or illegal, because here’s the thing. One of the reasons why child porn is illegal is because kids aren’t at the age to consent, but when you're dealing with art, no one needs to consent because they’re not real. Does that mystically make it ok, because I personally don’t believe it does. Child porn is child porn no matter what form it takes.
Now I will discuss how close the everyday media is to the edge. Seriously man, this stuff is wild. I mean, if you’ve watched anything, and by anything I mean pretty much everything, You’ve probably seen people, man or woman, extremely close to naked just to turn people on or be some weird version of humor. Animated or IRL. I even saw the other day when I was scrolling through youtube that Teen Titans Go had something like that with Raven, though I really hope that was clickbait. That used to be my main show. Anyway, the point is, society is extremely lenient when it comes to skin and touching on tv. What do I mean by “touching”. Well, a while ago I watched the spoof titled “The Naked Gun”, and in one of the scenes the actor was hanging from the side of a building, and ended up touching (more like grabbing) a woman's FCP. And I don’t mean they made it look like he did. The actor was actually touching the actress’s FCP skin to skin. This really goes to show how thin the line is between tv and porn. I honestly couldn’t believe that lady signed up for that. Also you may be asking, “What about everyday media?” Glad you asked, I was just about to get to that. There are quite a lot of youtubers who do these crazy challenges to blow your mind and make hype or whatever, and guess what one of the challenges is. The “1 kill = a woman taking off 1 piece of clothing” challenge. How quaint (Is that the right word). I mean, of all the perverted crap. This was an actual trend, and I think it’s still going on. There was even this one dude who claimed to bring in his 13 YEAR OLD SISTER to do this challenge. Insest and pedophylia, you really booking a 1 way ticket to hell man. And what was this for, some views, some digital likes. Geez. Oh, and I saw this one girl who was doing the challenge herself, and guess what, she turned out to be a porn star (or an only fanner, all in the same to me). Speaking of only fans, they literally made a platform for people to go and bait people to buy access to pictures and videos of their naked bodies. It’s literally a porn website, and I know there might be people on there not doing that, but let's be honest. That’s a very small group of people. And even away from the challenge, in everyday thumbnails to videos they put a sexy lady on there. Even if the video doesn’t come close to having a sexy person in it, they still want to attract viewers, again, a very specific type of viewer. Like moths to a flame. Whether it be minecraft, or roblox, or just telling a story that involves a woman, but not like that. What some people will do for attention. Also, all these women who don’t want to be sexually assaulted, but take the picture seen in these thumbnails. You guys need to gain some brain cells. Seriously, you should be smart enough to know to not do sexy or sexual stuff around other human beings, cause people are crazy and not to be trusted. (And by “around”, I mean in general) Come on, you gotta be smarter than that.
Now, time to talk about FCP. I feel like some people forget that those are private parts, they are! So why is everyone so lenient with them? Why are they allowed to just be partly uncovered in public? If I went around with part of my Male Crotch Part exposed, people would think I’m weird, or look at me in disgust. Heck, I might even get arrested. So why is it fine with FCP? Personally, I consider a private part to be a part of the body that's main function is dispensing some sort of substance, and believe it or not, that’s FCP’s main function. So why should a private part be uncovered, and why are these people not embarrassed by this? I know a lot of people would say that covering them up would be uncomfortable. Well guess what, wearing pants is uncomfortable, but I still do it, and I don’t do it because of the law either, I do it because of my own personal dignity. And I’ve seen people who wear stuff that cover up their FCP completely and don’t look uncomfortable. It’s honestly stupid. Can everyone just cover up their private parts from now on. I mean I know some women have large FCP’s, but usually when you have NATURAL ones, they are still small enough to be covered up. I honestly don’t know why some women get FCP implants anyway, they're just making their lives harder. Me being a man, has never had to deal with having FCP, but from the looks of it, they add weight to your body, hinder your movement, and getting implants damages the main function of FCP’s (that last one I’m pretty sure about). Not to mention the fact that you could get poisoned by them from a sickness called ASIA (Autoimmune Syndrome Induced by Adjuvants). What I’m trying to say is don’t get implants, it’s stupid and uneeded. Just love the way that god made you.
Now I will discuss what I’ve noticed about the beauty aspect of this industry, specifically in the face. I’m not 100% sure about this upcoming theory, but here I go. I believe that the porn industry is where all of the ugly women go. Now before you get mad, let me explain. It’s just that one would be hard pressed to find a woman who is an 8/10, a 9/10 or a 10/10. Sure there are a few, but the majority are 7/10 and below. It seems like all of the 8/10 and up become supermodels and as far as I've seen, they don’t go as far as the pornos do. Sure, they take revealing photos, but they never seem to take photos or videos “doing it” with other people if that makes sense. “Why do you bring this up?” you may ask. Well, it's my personal theory that women who look less attractive, and most likely have lower self esteem, want to market their worth in bed. They want to show how “fun” their body parts are instead of how beautiful they are. And I’m not saying there aren’t beautiful women on these sites, because of course there are. It’s just that the majority of women look unattractive. The grand takeaway from this paragraph is that you shouldn’t feel the need to destroy your dignity because of your looks, just love yourself and get an honest job (I’m not sure how well that point got across, but trust me that was the point).
There is a question which I have. I’ve had it for a while, what is holy intercourse? Because, I’ve seen a lot of sinful intercourse, no holy. So what would that look like? I'm assuming not ramming, which a lot of these pornos tend to do, and it looks very painful. I would assume that holy intercourse would be resting with the other person, maybe kissing. And fueling it with real, true, and genuine love rather than lust. Still, I have seen none of that so it's hard to tell, so I ask, what is holy intercourse?
Before I continue on to the end of this rant, I just want to say that the porn industry is riddled with drugs, and alcohol. I remember that on the main porn site “porn hub”, there was a literal button to “find weed”. They were literally advertising smoking, which has scientifically been proven to damage your health just so you know. Oh my god, I just remembered. They were literally advertising infidelity, and were condoning it. I literally saw an ad advertising some website where you could get with peoples wives. It literally said that. Can we all agree that cheating is bad, we can all agree on that, right?
Now I will talk about common objections to such ideas as I’ve put out there. There are a lot of people who say that the sex industry is ok because it’s some peoples final hope, the only job they can get. Well here’s what I say to that. I can understand someone turning to this because they are on the brink of poverty, maybe even in poverty, and they have multiple mouths to feed. I can understand someone doing that to get back on their feet. I’m not talking about them. I’m talking about people who got into the business and stayed, people who made it their main form of work, their career. The people who as soon as they turned 18 joined the industry. Those people I don’t understand, and they are the ones I disagree with. Also, a lot of people say that people should have the right to do with their bodies whatever they want. Well here’s what I say to that. You can do whatever you want when you're in private. When you’re in your house, you can do whatever the flip you want, but as soon as it reaches the public eye, that’s when it becomes a problem. I don’t care if you do it live in public, or on a recording, if it’s reaching the public eye, then it’s a problem.
Now I’m about to talk about a very sensitive subject during these modern times, LGBTQ+. But before I begin I just want to say that I feel that people should be allowed to freely talk about it. You may ask “Why? Why is it ok to say whatever you want about it? Isn’t it basically racism?” Well here’s the deal. Race is something you are born as and cannot control. Being gay, or changing your gender was a choice, it was something chosen. With every choice in life, there is criticism, and that’s ok. It’s been ok for quite some time now. Someone could do the most heroic thing ever, and there would still be people who criticize them, and I bet those people wouldn’t be “canceled” as they call it. I’m sure they would get push-back, and that’s ok as well. What I’m saying is, we should be allowed to criticize LGBTQ+ because it was a choice that the person made. Though I do not support anyone harassing, excluding, or committing violence on these people. Honestly, believe it or not, I think we should let people do what they want, live and let live as I always say. If someones gay or trans and it has nothing to do with you, than there truly is no problem with that person. And I know that everyone will say “Wow dude, you’re really contradicting yourself” and maybe I am ok, all I’m trying to say here is don’t harass the people. Ok, back to business. Now, honestly, I think this thing is pretty absurd, I mean, they’re going against the natural way we were supposed to be. Males are meant for females, and vice-versa. And, when some people try to do “business” with people of their same gender, particularly males, there is a high chance that they will get a sickness called HIV, which is incurable, and could kill you. So just in that regard, it doesn’t seem like the smartest decision. I mean, if you have to be in a gay relationship, just don’t have “business”, is it even necessary at that point seeing as procreation is impossible. I feel the reason all of this has sprang up is from humans having so much free will. It has led us to do strange things. Have you ever wondered why you don’t see a bunch of gay animals running around. It’s because they are bound to a sense of duty, they do what’s best to survive and thrive, and a normal relationship is what's best for that. Then again, I’m no biologist. Also, I know alot of people go around saying “they were born gay’, but that is complete b.s.. Unless there is a gene that controls what you are attracted to, then you can’t be born gay. The ony other way to be born gay is if being gay is a mental condition, and that’s more of an insult. Honestly, if anyone can prove the first option, I will take back everything I have said and say about LGBTQ+ or at least gayness. Now, about the transgender thing. There is no right or wrong gender. What gender you’re born as is what you are, and you can't change that. When they dig your bones up after you're dead and gone, they’ll mark you down as your true gender. This is because biology can not be truly changed, you may say you’re of the opposite gender and you may dress differently, but your body (organs, bones, that kinda jazz) will disagree wholeheartedly. The only real way to truly turn a man into a woman would be to put a man's consciousness into a woman's body or the other way around, but that kind of tech does not exist. Also, men making themselves women is like a big slap in the face to real women. Believe it or not, women are not equal to men. Women have to go through so much that men do not. Like periods, childbirth, extra body fat, weaker physique, and having to live without the blessing of peeing standing up. Add the fact that historically and currently they are often oppressed by men, you have a very rough existence. If anything, women are above men due to everything they go through. And now, men think they have the right to call themselves women without having to go through any of that. Gimme a break. And, not only that, but trans-men are allowed to enter female sports, and they’re beating all the records for obvious reasons. If it’s not obvious, it’s because they have the physique of a male, which is naturally stronger. In addition, trans-men are allowed to use women bathrooms, and I just feel like that’s a bad idea, dudes could literally say they were trans, and then go in the bathroom and do whatever. In fact, I was told by a friend that there was one guy who pulled this exact stunt and ended up raping a girl in the bathroom. Also, all those people who are gay but claim to be christian, in (Leviticus 18:22) it states “Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.” So, you might want to repent, or change religions. Also, through my research, I have noticed that a fair number (and by fair, I mean about 70%) of pornos are gay, or in most cases, lesbiens. I could never understand why. Also I think I’m wrong about the lesbien thing. They typically like both genders. Again I ask, why? There is an obvious pattern here. That pattern is that typically, a gay, or trans, or threesome, or fouresome and so on tend to be very sexual. They can never just exist. Well, I don’t know, again, I’m no expert.
Well, this is my ending. Honestly, this wasn’t too good of an article. I probably didn’t prove any case, I barely cited evidence, I’m no expert in anything whatsoever, and honestly I doubt it would make any difference no matter what I did. (I’m about to get spiritual) It was prophesied that all of this would happen. The second coming of Saudumn and Gamora and the final days. Nothing can stop it, not even me. So honestly, and I know I say “honestly” a lot, I just made this to get all of these thoughts off of my mind. It’s just been bugging me that this thing that I hate (I mean, strongly dislike) just keeps digging. It’s affecting the people around me. Still, I just hope I find a female companion that shares my ideals, but nowadays, that’s in short supply. If this changed any minds… neat. If it didn’t, I don’t blame you. I will be praying for everyone. If anyone wants to rip me a new one, go right ahead. I doubt this will last long anyway. I really can’t blame anyone for seeking their enjoyment, it’s the human condition. I just don’t like what they are seeking. Also, to all those people who are gay or trans, I don’t hate you. It’s the act of being gay, or trans that I disagree with, not the people themselves. And, if there was one point that I was hoping to get across, it is that we should all love ourselves and the way god made us, and we should respect ourselves enough to not sacrifice our dignity. Anyway, that’s it for me.
Adieu.

"words save our live's sometimes" I was a frustrated borderline feral child, who could not deal with reality. My parents taught me how to read and not much else. I was homeschooled and weighed three hundred pounds by the time I was thirteen. I remember one night unable to deal with any more abuse that I laid down and decided my dreams would have to be enough, I close my eyes and went away for a long time. Lettie Hempstock's ocean is real to me I almost drowned in it.
When I was a teenager the cult-like fundamentalist atmosphere of my home life became less extreme, but the damage was done. I was still in the ocean. it says something about my state of mind that the closest I came to getting traction on reality was starting a habit of reading insestently, my favorite book was Stardust by Neil Gaiman.
Once on Twitter, I told him "thank you" for writing it. I later after reading this book I wrote a short review of this book and sent it to him. He said "thank you" to me in a @ mention. It was nice. I later @ mentioned him in a playfully sarcastic way and he deleted his original comment.
I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia when I was twenty-four or twenty-five. I have been told I had childhood-onset schizophrenia. I have been told I milk it. I have been told that I self isolate.
I have been writing reviews tonight, going through my favorite books, and just live streaming my mind. Thinking about how they made me feel and what they make me think. Neil Gaiman's work always makes my brain retreat on itself. Possibly because of stardust. But more than that it is the wisdom he has. He knows that stories are true in a way that transcends a mere list of facts. communicating for those with an ear to listen that there is more than what we know, there is more than our understanding, there is more than us. More than you, more than me. There is an ocean that is healing for some while necessarily absent for others.
We forget, and we remember. Each other and ourselves. Cruelty and innocence. But there is an ocean and it is Lettie Hempstock's.

I must first say this is my top three favorite series/authors. I love the details, the characters, the setting, the vast history, but most of all his writing style. I am pretty picky bout my authors. That said there are a few GLARING issues with his writing. Take note I am comparing a lot based on history around Europe 1200-1600 as this seems to be what he HEAVILY based the culture, technology, and government/class systems on.

1. He is a bit of a feminist. He constantly points out the horrible treatment of women, but then does not show things to be that way from what the characters experience. First he says women can not work except at home cooking and raising babies or selling their bodies... then he shows women working as weavers, tailors, farmers, servers, cooks... and even merchants and smiths. He goes on abut the healing house treating mostly children and women beat by their husbands and fathers. Yes he does cover the minor boils and such and some accidents, but that is not what he focusses on. In reality most would have been helping in childbirth.
2. Kind of with the first... forced marriages. They rarely happened accept for the wealthy and powerful because they used marriages as a tool to gain more wealth and power. Understand 90% of the population work in growing food with most of these working the farms. A child growing up might have only a handful of eligible boys and the parents would try to help things along... mostly to avoid insest. Parents of course never trust the judgement of their kids and want them to marry the right person, but few parents would stop a marriage of love. Marriages though back then were about survival. A married (or consorted) couple is 10x more likely to survive and prosper than a single person.
3. He does not care for religion. While he does have religion in his world it plays a VERY small part and ALL the characters opening think people that believe in god(s) are just wrong. Luckily he only makes minor comments in most of his books about it, but leaves it at that. The one flaw I see is most religions ar3e based around some sort of life after death because most people fear death. None of his religions seem to care about this and that seems VERY unrealistic.
4. He is definitely pro LGBT (at least the LG part), but he does it tastefully. It is only in a few of his books and does not throw it in your face, so even if you are uncomfortable with this subject you should still have no problems with it. Throughout history it was known of and in some cultures very accepted. Either way he handled it well for a book.
5. Population... He usually talks about how large a city is or gives the impression of them, but most of the time does not cover the crop land around them needed to support a city. He gets a bit better for some of his book or for some of the cities, but not often. He also does not understand that an army TYPICALLY only makes up about 1% of the population. A civil war though can be MUCH worse. If you have say a city of 10,000, then you likely have another 45-90,000 people outside the city. The city might be spread out in a 1 mile radius from the center, but the farms will likely go on for miles and miles (10-20 miles easy).
6. Life expectancies. Now he never directly talks about this, but many people have the false impression most people died in their 30s and 40s. This is not true and never has been except during maybe the worst plagues or wars... and I mean worst. The average life span for the last 2-3 thousand years has been 60-65. It was not until medical technology in the last 100 years started to significantly increase the average life span. Now when they say the average was 35... that is because they are including childhood mortality. Something around 40% of children did not live to age 5 and over half of those died within the first few months. With the use of magic and the effectiveness of some of the herbs and the fact that most of the illnesses seemed to be a form of flux and they lacked many of the plagues and illnesses that Earth suffered, the life expectancy might even be a bit closer to 70.
7. Also mothers dying during childbirth was a problem, but not as much as you would think. Yes during some periods it was as high as 25%, but that was without ANY help. With a simple midwife to help deliver the mortality rates drop to a fraction of that. Even 120 years ago the mortality of mothers was 1%. With many have more than one child this means the mortality rate per birth was even lower. The thing is there was no retirement system back then, so you children were your retirement. You usually got married young and had children soon after so a family might have 3-5 generations. Say you got married and had a child. You typically worked for your parents, the grandparents helped around the house and helped watch the kids and the great grandparents (if still alive) told stories and helped where they could. Children usually only moved out on their own were second and third child if the family farm or business could not support them. They still stayed close to family for the help and eventually one of your or your wife's parents or more likely grandparents move in.

So I am currently rereading the series (again) and am on Cyador's Heirs. Things like the lack of help, especially when it comes to weapons, arrows, and trenches, embankments, and traps... the people would have helped a lot more. Their were looking at not only being conquered, but ground in the dirt and made slaves. Cyador had a population of 40,0000 and growing and the Verd was going to double this likely... That is a lot of people. Then they would have collected the metal to forge the arrowheads and used forges from dozens of villages and towns. They would have collected metal from wherever they could find it (hinges, knives, tools, plows...). Arrow heads do not need much metal and they are EASY to make and they said the Verd was known for its wood working. War arrows do not need to be perfect as accuracy is not a problem. They could have stockpiles thousands and thousands of those arrows as they trained the lancers. They could have built significant earthworks around the major towns and filled the field with trenches and spikes to slow the army and lame the horses. Being outnumber 10:1 is not that uncommon when defending and with enough preparations that should be able to handle a long siege.
Also in many books he says archer is not very effective against mages, but it seems black mages tire rather quickly and can not hold a large shield and white mages most have to burn them out of the sky. Just do not fire in volleys, spread the shots out and keep firing. It is better to have the mages burn out their strength trying to stop arrows then killing your troops. Militaries usually adapt rather quickly to simple issues like that. I also find it odd they do not often use armor. Even quilted armor or leather makes a huge difference. Armor was not abandoned until guns started becoming too popular. And typically if you only used a single handed weapon you usually had a shield. And usually horses will not charge a pike line. Cavalry is best used to flank o charge light units like archers.
Yes the world is not Earth and magic does change things a bit. Even physics and stuff seem to be effected by order and chaos and mess things up. This seems to have slowed technology greatly. What Europe did in 400-500 years took this world about 1500-2000 to develop. He did push steal hulled armored warships up a bit past many other technologies though. I also think woman are closer to men in strength or Westwind and Sarronnyn would not have done as well. I also think the sky is a greenish blue instead of just blue like on Earth. Most of the plants are the same as Earth, but not all. Pigs seem to be VERY rare in the world and chickens are not very common. And while sheep were pretty common in most of Europe, they are VERY common in his world. Some of the foods seem a bit odd and he makes comments like a oven in the kitchen in a luxury, but bread is VERY common. The armies seem to use mostly cavalry too. Very odd really. Everybody seems to know what time it is and never need an alarm either. Really odd.
That said... he actually handled most of this better than most other fantasy authors... except the way women are treated. He seemed to have some bone to grind there. I have yet to see one that really handled battles correctly and still have the book readable. Just understand these shortfalls and read the series. It is still a very good series... especially book 12 on. I think he really settled into his rhythm about there.

So much has been written about how the war against the Others will end in a truce. There is particular focus on the idea of a peace forged through marriage, harkening back to the Long Night and the historically unclear possibility that a Stark ‘Night king’ may have married into the Others in some way. Time and again, the suggestion is made that Jon Snow will be this lynchpin, the loading point through which a lasting peace can emerge.
The idea of a marriage pact is correct, but it’s backwards. As GRRM is so wont to do, what we have here is a case of mistaken gender.
The pertinent concept is family.
Family is the great theme of GRRM’s wider work. In ASOIAF, we focus on the relationship of loss within the family (the Starks), strife within the family (the Lannisters), abuse within the family (the last Targaryens), perverse mothers (in the Vale), murderous brothers (on the Iron Isles), a dead Stark father who died to protect his children and an undead Tully mother filled with vengeance for the deaths of her children.
Family is everywhere, but nobody seems to apply it to the White Walkers. If you do, the entire series folds together rather neatly.
Thinking back to the murky mysteries of the Long Night, there’s a connection to be made with Craster and the Night Fort. Preston Jacobs amongst others has argued that the passage beneath the Night Fort may have been the point where sacrifices were made, potentially even where children were given over to the Others.
Unless the TV show was way off, it looks like the White Walkers need human children to reproduce, so although there is a leap in reasoning made here, it’s a fairly small one. The Others need human children to survive, it stands to reason that any lasting peace would require giving them some children.
With Craster, again we have abuse within the family. More than the insest though, what is highlighted with Craster is abandonment; male children are given up, literally left for dead. The Others are a family without a mother, universally abandoned by their true fathers, raised solely by other men who themselves had the same abandonment thrust upon them.
Thematically, where does this end? How can this rift be healed? In a marriage pact -- but the the Stark will not be male. To complete the circle, to find true lasting peace, this time around the 'masculine' Others need a female queen. They want children, but they need a mother.
Who could fill this role? Which female character has been built through suffering, a political pawn passed around from marriage to marriage, only to come out intellectually clean on the other side? A Stark who, having gained so much political knowledge, will at last take it upon herself (for the good of all) to willingly walk into the most difficult political marriage of all time?
Sansa Stark -- the Queen of Ice.

Posting here because I have insestant thoughts of suicide. Things like gutting my self with a knife, slitting my own throat, buying a gun then blowing my brains out, or slamming my car into oncoming traffic, plague my mind day to day. I don't want to do these things, but I also can't cope with my life right now and would rather be dead. However, I have strong moral reasons to not go that route, yet the thoughts do not cease and more, or less, mock me.
Recently, I lost my savings of 60,000$ by a mistake of my own. It was the most money I ever had. I had quit my job and began to lease a house. Now I can't afford to continue the lease without a job. I recently just failed a drug test and need to do recovery to get my job back.
What's worse is I am 30 years old and have always wanted a career in music. I struggle with anxiety when it comes to my creative work and have been paralized to make anything new. I feel time slipping for me and I fear my dream will never come true. I feel that 30 years old is too late to be a successful artist. That money I was hoping to use for my music, like videos and the like, but now I am set back even further. It could take me a year or more of grueling hard work to get back to where I was. My profession outside of my dream of making music is trucking, hence the drug test failure.
I just can't deal with knowing I will never see that money again, right now.
I have little motivation to start from zero again, and I also can't bear to be where I am now. It's just pain and pain.
Not to mention a myriad of other things that have added up over time, that I am not comfortable to speak up about.
I don't know what anyone can say to ease my suffering and I know no one will make any of this go away.
I will say I am taking SSRI's from a mental health professional. She tells me to try and think positive, but I only see a dark cloud above me.
I am lucky to have supportive friends and they know my situation, but I feel like a burden when I reach out to them and I don't always get the understanding that I feel I need.
Thanks for reading.

So, I remembered this story from a couple of years ago.
I used to work for a major tourist company as an overseas repressentative. That means that I lived abroad for most of the year and was the go between for the company, the tourists and the hotel. I did both hospitality and sales (of excursions), not to mention trouble shooting.
For this story it is important to note a few things:

• it takes place in Egypt, a few years ago
• I was not there for the entire story but some of it was relayed to me by my unfortunate coworker
• for this particular hotel there were to 'reps': me and my coworker
• Even now, years after it took place, I am still not sure if EP was completely sane

Kiki: Entitled woman Dunstan: coworker Elza: coworkers' boss me: take a wild guess
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Originally, Kiki and her boyfriend were clients/tourists of my coworker, Dunstan.
The story starts even before the plane landed in Egypt. Apparently, Kiki's boyfriend thought that the middle of the flight was a good moment to break to her that he would be moving out to be with another woman right after their holiday. This resulted in a massive fight (I do feel sorry for the people on that plane). It took the unhappy couple less then 24h to find Dunstan and demand a flight change for the boyfriend because he was going home. This took a couple of days since there were only 2 flights a week from that particular destination.
Somehow, in the time between the flight change and the actual flight the couple made up and were now crying bloody murder because he had to go home since Dunstan couldn't change the flight again.
The evening of the boyfriends' departure I found Kiki crying in the lobby (our first encounter). She was upset that her boyfriend had gone and was rapidly becoming unhinged. It got to the point that she threatened to jump out of the window of her room. I promptly discussed her options with the staff who insested on moving her to a ground level floor. I evantually managed to calm her down and get her to her new room.
The day after that she apparently spent around the pool area trying to extract sympathy from other tourists. The really sad part was that once she had their sympathy, she would actually turn on them. One couple, a mother and daughter, were accused by her of stealing her wallet. Which was later recovered from the bathroom next to the lobby, less then half an hour after she'd used it (according to the staff). All the money was accounted for.
The day after I came across her in the lobby and she actually looked sane for a change. I shoudl've known better. I asked her how she was and she told me that she had gone into town, shopping for a bikini. The next thing however, she says that the store owner tried to molest her when she was trying on the bikini. He came into the fitting area and tried to put his hands on her. I was thouroughly alarmed and had no idea what to do. At this point I tried to call Dunstan but he was not answering his phone. So, I eventually called Elza. Due to company policy we were obliged to help her file a complaint. We accompanied her to the station were the local police chief made a big show of arresting this guy. During the interview I quitly let Elza knew that I had serious doubts about the mans' guilt, seeing that she had already behaved unhinged. It was also clear that there were some things not adding up.
After we returned to the hotel, Dunstan got an earful from Elza for not bein available and Kiki apparently went around the hotel telling everyone of her woes. This apparently got her all the attention she had hoped for because everyone was all over her. She also told me, quite smuggly, that she was going to call her boyfriend and tell him what had happened and that it was his fault for leaving her alone. The rest of the day (and night) was a true shitshow. There was a cold war at the hotel between the guests with one half supporting Kiki and one half trying to hold a charity to pay for the guys' lawyer. Dunstan was forced to go to the main city with Kiki for a statement which took them the best part of the night apparently. (Somehow, according to Dunstan that was all my fault).
The only good thing that came from that night though: when Kiki heard that the guy was going to go to jail for assaulting a female tourist she immediately retracted her stroy saying she didn't want to send him to jail.

I am just finishing season 1, ned has just been executed but I think I may have missed something. Right before Ned was summoned by "king" Joffrey he sent a courier about what I thought was Cersei's insest and how Joffrey wasnt the true king. Can anyone explain what happened to this courier? Was he killed? Thank u for the explanation if u can help.

Hi I'm 16 from the UK and have Muslim parents my mum is bangali and very abuse to everyone in my family I believe she's schizophrenic because when since I was small my mum accused my of being in a insest relationship with my sister's (obviously that's not true but my mum believed she was right) I was 4-6 at the time so I did really understand what she was accusing me of because I was a child but she'd beat me with a wooden stick if I talked or hanged around my sister's without her supervising me at first she'd hit my older sister and blame her for corrupting me she then turned sights to my younger sister and accused me of being in a insest relationship with HR and she would start beating her aswell my dad tried to stand up for us but he's very timid and works long hours for little pay and we didn't tell him when our mum would hit us because we'd get shouted at by my mum if we did this is still going on to this day and because of this my family isn't close to eachother of any cousin's I've developed a inability to speak to girls because of getting beaten for being around my sisters my older sister has buried herself in school studies and my younger sister has buried herself in Snapchat and Instagram while I drown myself in gaming and computers we don't really talk to eachother anymore and don't really know eachother even though we live in the same house I work and go to school in a different city it takes a hour to get to school but I enjoy staying out of the house non of us in my family had been diagnosed with PTSD but I'm guessing we all have some due to our mums abuse she still accuses me of lust for my sister when I she sees me passing them in the kitchen or passage ways but I've just ignore it now and I'm waiting till I'm 18 so I can run away from this hell (you probably don't believe me since my situation is so abnormal but I saw a clip on a woman on Dr Phil that showed the same signs as my mum e.g accusing her husband of having sex with her daughter's )

So I was listening to the last episode of Not A Podcast by BryndenBFish and poorquentyn and they talked about a confusion that's created.
To refreshen everybody, in Eddard I AGoT, King Robert says that Lysa isn't coping well with Jon Arryn's death and that:

She has taken the boy against my wishes. I had hoped to foster him with Tywin Lannister in Casterly Rock.

Eddard I, AGoT

This seems innocent enough, but later in ACoK, Stannis offhandedly remarks:

“The boy is weak and sickly,” Lord Stannis objected. “Even his father saw how it was, when he asked me to foster him on Dragonstone. Service as a page might have done him good, but that da mnable Lannister woman had Lord Arryn po isoned before it could be do ne, and now Lysa hides him in the Eyrie.

Prologue, ACoK

The way in which Stannis so offhandedly remarks this is confusing, because we think that he was supposed to be fostered at the Rock with Tywin.
The fab hosts of Not A Podcast explain this thusly:

So what I (fab BryndenBFish) think what happened is that Jon Arryn agreed to foster Robert Arryn with Tywin originally, but later, when Stannis approached Jon Arryn about his suspicions over Jaime and Cersei's insest, and the evidence seemed to indicate that that was true, they made new plans to secure Robert Arryn's fosterage with Stannis Baratheon.

Not A Podcast Ep 5: Eddard I: "This is where she belongs"

BryndenBFish continues saying that it is a conspiracy on top of conspiracy, as they point out that the Lannisters we're almost surely going to depose Robert due to their swift invasion of the Riverlands, and that the Brave Companions had already been shipped to Westeros before the war begun. (Listen to the entire show, was a really interesting listening)
Well, I'm loathe to go against such marvelous people, but I have come to be the voice of reason.

What Probably Happened

The most reasonable answer to me is that when Stannis brought his suspicions up to Jon Arryn, they planned to send Robert to Dragonstone with Stannis. Cersei only convinced the King to send Robert to the Rock while Jon Arryn was on his death bed. She probably convinced him that it would be terrible for the boy now that his only father figure was going to die, and that separating him from his mother was the best idea.
Why didn't Robert know about the Dragonstone plan? He probably just didn't know. He was notoriously lazy and hated going to Small Council meetings, so if it was brought up there, nobody would have probably thought to tell Robert. Meanwhile Pycell tells Cersei, and when she sees her chance, she convinces Robert to send lil' Rob to the Rock. I think this because I seriously doubt that Cersei would have been able to win this fight with Jon still alive. Finally, Stannis left overnight when Jon died, in too much of a hurry to have told Robert anything about the plans he'd made with the poisoned ex-Hand.
tl;dr: Stannis and Jon Arryn planned to have Robert Arryn fostered at Dragonstone before Jon died, and afterwards Cersei convinces the King to send Robert to the Rock because he probably didn't know about the first plan.

Sad but true.
Gameplay:
Good: Scrum debates: Fantastic! Love em! Purjury: Like this too! Weak points in NSD: Why not?
Bad: Taxi driver has NOTHING on logic dive. Somehow they managed to make hangman's gambit even worse.... Didn't care much for the bullet time battles ending in stripped naked characters either. Dispair is best seen in proper clothing.
Story:
I'm a BIT biased here, because all my favorite characters died before the final showdown... Haven't actually SEEN the final showdown though so no spoilers on that!
Kaede: I was rooting for her, then when I found out she died, I was impressed. When I found out she was framed for a murder she didnt commit I was disappointed she didn't return as the mastermind.
Miu: Way too horny for my taste. Beleive it or not there is a limit. She did get a good case in though and she felt vital to the story.
Gonta: NOOOOOOOO! GONTA WAS GOOD BOY! WHY GONTA KILL?!
Ouma: My personal favorite character this time around. Glad he got a redemption arc after gontas case. Kinda disappointing how he went out though.
Kaito: Words can not describe the epic case he and Ouma stared in. He was doomed to die but damn if he didn't go out in style.
Ki-B0: Likely could have saved everyone from their executions in retrospect.... Stupid robot.
Rantaro: Tf is this guy? Idk... Because hes only important in case 6.
Shuichi: He's the boring character this time around. Shame.
Tsmugi: The ultimate cosplayedispair. Meh. I honestly think her talents were completely wasted. She just... Didnt do much.
Maki: Best bad ass girl. Nothing more to say.
Angie: Shut. The fuck. Up.
Himiko: I... Really don't have much to say about her....
Kirumi: This was my second favorite character. And tbh.... I don't think there's anything about her case that really pointed towards HER being the culperate for any means other than "hey we need to kill someone this trial".
Korekio: What the fuck. Loved this character as my 3rd favorite right before he became an INSEST OBSSESSED PSYCHO. WHY? Also the game would have been MUCH more enjoyable if someone else had committed the second killing, meaning korekio would have survived with blood on his hands.
Ryoma: Nice guy. Sad tale.
Tenko: No sympathy for unreasonable ultra feminists.
All in all the plot was a bit lacking so far, but I reserve judgment until I see the end.

• *Passive. *insert name here ** Each time Astra'oh damages an enemy with his abilities his weapons gather their life energy and gives astra'oh 1 stack of *insest name here). At 10/15/15 stacks, his next auto attack or abilitie against an enemy, will shred their will, reducing their armor and magic resist by 20%/30/40% for 3 seconds, if he keeps attacking them, it will last till 6 seconds. First hit Deals 30/70/140 True damage.
  
• Q. Divine Gods Cooldown 9/8/6/5/4
  

Astra'oh summons an electrical pheanix, which travels in a straight line, dealing 70/110/150/190/250 (+70% bonus ability power) and slows for 30% / 40% / 45 % /65 %/ 65 % , for 1/1/2/2/2. Leaves a mark on them for 3 seconds which can only be trigered by Speed of then chosen. If it's triggered, it gives 1 aditional teleport.

• W. Speed of the chosen. Cooldown 14/13/12/10/7

When activated, Astra'oh can instantly teleport at the place his cursor clicks (600 radius) dealing 60/80/90/140/190 (+50% / 60 % / 65% /70% / 70 % bonus ability power) magic damage. If he damages a monsteminion/champion, he can recast it . If he goes through a champ with it, it leaves a mark on them which lasts for 6 seconds. (the last dash that went trhough a champ leaves the mark)

• E. Swift Destruction Cooldown 10/9/7/6/6

Stops his movment briefly, after the channeling is done, (1 second) he summons 2 huge bolts of pure energy where his cursor is that deal 80/100/130/190/260 (+80% bonus ability power ). After 0.3 seconds, at the place which the bolf fell, it sends a shock wave around it (400 radius) , dealing 40/60/75/90/140 (+50% bonus ability power).

• R. The Wrath Of Sky Cooldown 90/70/60

His blades gather pure godlike energy (channels for 1.5 seconds), for 10 seconds his attack speed is increased by 40%/60%/90% and each auto attack brings forth electrical power upon his victims, each auto attack deals 190/250/400 (70% bonus ability power) (70% current physical damage), magical damage and curses the target.The target get's stunned for 1/1.5/2 if hited by Swift Destruction. Each succesful attack gives double stacks of insert passive name here.
Health points: 490 Health Regeneration: 5.5 (+0.5 each level)
Soooo, just for fun, i created dis<3, sorry for horrible english.