Bhai ne behan ko choda storey

Exam centre was in middle of nowhere and fans were barely working. 3 classes ko EIK SAATH baithaya. 2 bacche eik seat pe side by side 30 cm se kam duri. Mere room ke bahar 6A likha tha par andar 7A likha tha. Invigilators ke naam pe just college pass outs laga diye aur wo bhi gine chune gawar the. Unhone paper to time we diya par open cheating allow kar di. Like invigilators bagal me khade and bacche baat kar rahe hai.
Like not even kidding, open cheating chal rahi thi and they were just ignoring. Class me bahaut Shor Ho raha tha and I couldn't focus because of that. Lagbhag 30 minutes Baan Maine invigilator se Nola ki Shor knatam karwae paper Dene me dikkat Ho rahi hai
Us bande ne literally ja ke bola “Baccho shor kam karo bahar aawaj chali jaegi” 💀 I was speechless. Like bhai cheating kar rahe hai sab aur tu invigilator hai apna kaam to kar. Hame 1st exam khatam hone ke baad class me 20min baithaya aur usne pata chala ki mere se eik seat bagal wale ne mujhse and uske aage wale se copy kiya and kuch na aate hue bhi uske hum dono se acche Numbers aayenge like WTH.
Physics ke exam ke baad bahar nikla pani bharne to pata chala ki balti me se nikal ke paani peena hai jo obviously utna saaf nahi dikh raha tha and jo uncle nikal ke de rahe the wo bhi pure paseene me the. So mai to pyaasa hi wapas class me chala gaya.
Maths ke same cheez repeat hui. It’s baar sabko pata tha ki invigilators nikamme hai to kai baccho ne to group bana ke cheating ki.
And eik aur baat, BRO 2ND PAPER ME BIOMETRIC HI NAHI LIYA ! I am so fucking scared and angry at the same time. It’s just a shit storm
I can’t remember all the crazy shit (because trust me there was a lot) so I’ll add it when I get more free time.
Peace and the hell with you exam administration…

Maths ke paper me time waise hi 1 ghante ka(90 secs per question) usme bhi gadho ke bacho ne is type ke questions diye ki steps hojaye answer ke aas paas bhi na pohocho aur questions ko Kam lengthy nhi banaya retards ne.itna Ganda exam past life me kabhi nhi Gaya Aur inke sign wali bakchodgiri ne itna disturb Kiya na koi focus hi na kar ske upar se Bhai rough work ka kya Mai dang se questions kar hi nhi paa rha atleast sheets hi provide karwadete itni kya hi problem hai I feel so tired have to convince my parents to not take tomorrow's exam(fayda waise hi nhi hai kaun dega 18 attempts Wale ko DU)

Mai ek company mai job karta hu company mai mere do friend ha jo ki har baat pe kisi na kisi se ladne ki sochte ha aur company chordne ki baat karte h aur har baat pe mujhe koste rehte ha ki "saale tere se kuch nahi ho paayega ladna aana chaiye Varna koi bhi pel ke chala jaayega" mai maanta hu ki hame ladna aana chaiye magar iska matlab ye thodi hai ki hum Bina baat ke kisi se lade jaise ki vo ladte h. Ek baar ki baat h mere se inhi mai se ek ne 1000 rs udhaar liye aur 6 mahine Tak nahi Diya jab mujhe kuch paiso ki jarurat thi toh Maine bola message pe ki bhai mujhe paise chaiye mere 1000 rupees Dede toh Banda gaali deta h ki madarchod mood mat kharab kar kaha milega bata bande leke aarha hu Ghar se uthwadunga uss time par toh Maine kuch nahi bola par baad mai apne paise Lake unse bolna band kar Diya aur dusri company mai job Kari. Mujhe uss din bahut bura laga jis dost ko Maine Bina soche samjhe paise diye ussne paise dete time mujhe hi gaali dedi Jo usse apna bhai maanta tha Jo kabhi apne dost ka toh kya kisi aur ka bhi galat nahi sochta... Aur phir mujhe andar hi andar Aisa laga ki duniya madarchod h madarchod thi aur rahegi sb apne liye hi sochte hai isliye bura banke raho swarthi bano... Please aap log apne vichar bataye toh shayad mujhe behtar samajh milegi.

Bhai to mein just 10th pass out kiya, April mein bemaar padh gaya tha to coaching join nhi kar paya, 29 April ko yahan pe poochne gaya PW VP khula tha unse poocha ki new batch kab shuru hoga to pehle bola ki 15 May, ab pichle 2 morning and evening batches month prior khul gaye the to laga ki cover up krna mushkil hojayega to 15 may tak ka wait krne ka hi decision liya. Thoda boht padha boht lazy hogya socha ki coaching shuru hojayegi to consistent hojaunga padhai ke saath aur ek streamlined routine bhi follow hojayega. 15 may aate aate bola ki 20 may se hoga wo bhi maan liya. Ab aaj bol rahe ki 27 may se naya batch shuru hoga 🤡🤡🤡
Im fked bhai competition ne to March April se padhna shuru krdiya tha aur mein abhi as of May 16 bas 1/3rd Mathematical Tools aur Atomic Structure ki full theory hi kiya hu. Meri G fattri ab JEE to dhoor ki baat mereko 11th ka canon event bhi 2x hit karega lagta.
Advice dedo should i be scared or not and what to do now?
Also never trust PhysicsWallah Vidyapeeth.

Sal tha Do-Sau-Chauda,
Or usi saal unhone hum subko pela!
Ghotalon ki barish thi, chaya tha andhkar
Anna Hazare baithe gaye anshan par, o nadiya par!
Pradarshan toh tab hua karte the! Hum sab tab andolan jeevi hua karte the!
Ab toh reed ki haddi humne sone ke sath bechdi, Kyunki unhone pyarse kaha "say no to muft ki revdi"
Jab anna daata bhi desh drohi kehla diya jaye,
Jab humari rakshe karne wala sainik hi mehenga lag jaye,
Jab Himalaya ki unchaiyon ko kam karne ki tadap lag jaye,
Tab ache din bohot yad aye!
Asli ghuspatiya toh woh mahamari thi - meri ma, meri hasi, meri roti - sab le gai!
Par jab Pradhan Mantri ne TV par akar do ansun bahaye tab tali bajakar hum sab dukh-bhaye mukht hoye!
Jab jata tha main pathshala,
Doston ki maa - kabhi ami, kabhi aai, kabhi bebe, kabhi amma, kehti thi "tu bhi toh mera beta hain!"
Yad ati hain tab sochta hun, kahan hain woh mera dost - meri ma ka dhyan toh rakh raha hain na?
Bhai, meri yad toh ati hain na?
Haye, ache din, bohot yad aye.

Till 10th I was a good student like padhai mei bhi accha and all phir aise hi boards mei (state board) 91% ke saath socha tha arts lunga (ias Officer ban na tha ) but Ghar walo ne science pe laga diya Doctor banna padhega bolke, phir aise hi maine bhi socha doctor baan ke baad mei ias ke liye choose kar lunga, then phir start hua mera life ka downfall. I choosed a private college with a good reputation (nam nhi lunga) and many good students like state toppers etc. so humlog ka class, boards results ke lakbhag 10 din baad hi start ho gya tha, lekin mein late join karlia tha like 1 - 2months late (kyuki tab mei arts/science kaunsa loo chakkar mei phas gya tha) aur hamare classes like bohut aage chalegye, mein like blank kuch bhi samaj nhi aarha tha like teaches sab 11th ke motion in plane Tak pauch gya the aur muje tabtak units and dimensions bhi nhi aata tha. Phir aisehi mera 11th chala gya with 0 knowledge kuch bhi nhi aata tha like 0 Bhai 0 aur hostel mei rehta tha toh wah bhi utna padhai ka patner guide wagera nhi tha. And Ghar walo se pressure itna tha (because we are lower middle class ) ki acche institution ke bawajut tuje kuch nhi aata etc. and aisehi mera 11th barbaad ho gya, jab board aaya 11th ke mera percentage around 32 huwa aur school walo ne jaise taise pass kar wa Diya nhi toh 11th pe hi fail ho jata, phir Ghar walo nhi din raat pressure dena start kya, like kya hoga tera tu kuch nhi kar sakta etc. And 12th mei jab Aya toh meine socha liya tha acche se padhunga and all and was everything was going right mere marks bhi tode tode improve huwe like bohot mehnat kya bohot and like test marks bhi improve hone lage tution bhi laya liya tha. Phir jab 12th ke beech Wale din I got myself into a trouble. I fell in love with a girl (online) hum dono ke thoughts taste music and all same hone ke karan ek dusre se pyaar ho gya tha and like later I realised woh toh alag hi tha like usse baat karne ke liye mein apna padhai aadha adhura chor deta tha(kyuki usko sirf ek limited time phone milta tha and like mere padhai ke time hi milta tha aur baaki ke team ya toh mei tution jata ya toh woh) phirse mera marks girne suru ho gaya because of lack of time in studies and then aisehi days went by like I managed somehow todha marks kaam ho jata phirbhi i sticked to her and then aisehi karte karte mera boards aayga , and also I thought I was ready for everything, but ek or unfortunate event ho gya, wo ladki apne ex ke saath phirse chaligyi in between my boards exam she broke up with me (like she was with me for just time pass? Kya woh sab baatein was waste?) and uske wajah se mera boards bhi kharab ho gya kyuki usko time Dena padta tha and as result mere issaal ke boards pe 78 percentage ho gya 😭😭 how i am supposed to do now? My parents don't know a thing about this all they are just putting pressure like you don't want to study, tuje padhai karne nhi dega abse tu kaam karne jayega , etc kuch din pehle neet and jee ka exam Diya tha jo ladka 11th mei 0 tha woh neet ke kuch din pehle pure bio and physics ko 2 baar padh dala and uska expected score aa rha hai around 374 and maths aur physics karke (chemistry weak mera) jee mei uska aaya tha around 73 percentile aaya tha. And now the question is do I deserve it? Do I deserve a chance for the next year. A drop is it will be worth it? Kya mei woh kar paunga ? The pain in me is always hitting me guys please help I just want to kms parents ke expectations the acche karge but nhi ab boj ban gya hu ab toh woh unlog ko dekhne se bhi bura lagta hai😭 guys please help suggest me what should I do ? Should I just kms? I can't handle anymore failures

Bhai muje ise itni jealsuy hoti thi me iski video dekhta tha exam ke bad and mene iske 56 percent se better 71 score kia hai and mene to itna padha bhi nhi bhai mene to 2-3 ghante padha hoga gharwalo ko padhne bolke coding krta tha bc gharwalo ko muje fail hone ki umeed thi bc mere gharwale itne khush hai mere 71 se but muje is pr itna gussa a rha hai iske videos ne muje ek horror dia hai ki board exams itne tough hote hai bc halwa hai just thoda sa padhlo phir bhi acha score kroge this world is fake bc and me bimar bhi ho gya tha typhoid bhai board exams halwa hai halwa iski wahja se 1-2 hafte derpssion me chala gya tha

Mujhe GT ka paper mahi bhai ne banane ko kaha tha !! ~ aapka NTA

mere bhaiya neet ke exam se phele kota mei the unke papa ko phone aata hai aaur bolte hai ki mere bhaiya underage hai aaur unne bina licence ke bike chala rahe hai rat ko aaur unke bhai (scammer) ka accedent kar dia to vo log mere bhai ko unke ghar me rakha hai auur nahi jane deinge agar x amount nahi pay kia(1ya 2 lakh se jada tha kuch) aaur mere ki rone ki aavaj sunai aaur vo bolrahe the papa bachao sorry aaur phir bola jaldi paise transfer karo
vo log bhaut sidhe sadhe hai lekin mere bhaiya ke ghar me sabh log dady bolte hai
jab call kara to bhaiya ne nahi uthaya kuki usdin unka test tha
unhone phir se call kia center par faculty hai jinne known wale koi unhone kaha vo test de raha hai
aaur thori deer bad jab unka test khatam hua unhe sabse phele baat karwai aaur conform kia
mere bhaiya ne bata ye bhaut se logo ke sath ho raha hai vaha
any clue how they are getting the numbers my brother have a button and a smart phone (he never uses smartphone temper bhi nahi chadhaya yek bar rat ko ola karne box se nikala tha) so no he didnt signed anyvwebsite app or joined the telegram and after some days the number was unavailable
please beware and pass this info to the one who is staying away and his family

Exams khatam hue, unhone sabke omr liye, maine socha ki admit card last me lenge, but saalo ne pucha bhi nahi. Tab Maine aamne se invigilators se pucha ki aapko admit cards bhi leke hain...unhone bola ki hame aise instructions nahi mile hai aap ab center se bahar jayiye...aur wo instructions wali page bhi pehle ne nikalwa li unhone, bc instructions mein likha tha invigilators ko admit card bhi dena hai..Bhai inki wajah se nuksaan wagera ho jayega humlogo ka...

heard some of them saying MBBS nhi mil rha toh BAMS lelo...nothing against BAMS but wht the fuck is this going on these days...'BAMS se surgeon ban jaoge' , 'Gov BAMS promote kr rhi hai' and the most stupid one 'Rural areas mein BAMS waale accha kamate hai' etc
First of all BAMS pseudoscience hai...bc aisi degree hi kyu leni jisme aadhi cheeze galat padhayi jaa rhi hai Jo tumko pata hai ki galat hai tum phir bhi padh rhe ho...evidence based cheezo ko bhi galat maante hai bhai ab tak Ayurveda mein
second tum surgeon bann skte ho...lol appendix aur piles ke operation krne waale ko surgeon nhi bolte bhai...aur khud logically socho tumhe yeh krwana bhi hoga toh tum BAMS ke doctor ke paas jaoge ya MBBS ke doctor ke paas
'rural areas mein bohot scope hai' bc mere baap-dada ne mehnat krke gaand ghis kr paise kamaye taaki hum dhang ki jagah pr reh paaye aur mein wapas wahi chala jau...kyu?kyunki meine ek degree leli jis se mai acchi jagah pr reh kr kama nhi skta
aur bc tum kabhi apni job kyu nhi batate ho alternate career mein...teacher banwao logo ko...tumhe bhi toh lauda padhana aata nhi hai bas wahi ncert ki lines mug-up krke baccho ko chutiya bana rhe ho(woh kaun hai Anmol krke uski baat kr rha mai)
Edit:aur yeh bkl BDS ko itna downgrade kyu krte hai...kam se kam bc usme science toh hai jo kaam krti hai kuch bhi toh nhi padha dete na

Bhai maine apni gaand NTA ko bechdi hai paise dekar. Ab mai inka slave hun. Raat ko bade sahab ne paper postpone kardia kyuki manpower nahi hai. accha bhala 17 ko free hojata . Admit card le aaya tha ab bkl centre change kardenge, oo iski maa ki chut yaar

So I gave my 12 boards in year 2022, scored decent percentage(86%) CBSE board so like every other aspirant I thinked let's take drop for 1 year... When I gave jee with 12 I scored around 50 percentile(was not taking any coaching or any sorts of tution,na hi 11 12 mai koi tuition lo boards ke liye yt se padhta tha sirf) so when I write exam after one year of drop I scored 62 percentile in my first attempt aur second attempt mai 69 percentile.... I was shattered whole year I think ki agar 130-120 bhi le aya to state ke nit mai easily ho Jayega kisi circuital branch mai(I belongs to HP, here a general male candidate can easily get any circuital branch if you score 96-97 percentile due to home state quota). So I thought ki ab to kuch nhi hoga but fir ek din ek dost ne bola ki Bhai tu second drop lele.. I thought is year 96 percentile 140 Tak bani hai moderate shift mai to agar ek saal acche se padha to 160-180 tk le aunga(My first mistake ki maine apna goal hi chota seat Kiya like 180 number) Second drop le liya.. starting mai sab sahi ja raha tha up to July scoring good marks in mock like 110-120ish.Iwas happy ki chalo last year se progress ho rhi hai exam Tak 160-180 ho ji jayega...I didn't join any offline coaching was preparing from my home by pw prayas batch( My second mistake ki maine apne comfort zone Mai reh kar padhai karna decide Kiya, I know ki most of log aap mai se bolenge ki Bhai online Ghar se padh kar bhi ho jata hai and I completely agree with you but the thing is if you are preparing online for such big competitive exam you need to be disciplined which In my case was lacking)cut to Second drop result I scored same percentile like last year... Fully fucked up I know ki kuch nhi milega is pe aur kismat itni acchi ki is year 2024 jab exam Diya to first attempt 27 Jan shift2 thi aur second attempt mai 6 April shift 1 which you guys know ki dono mai hi high marks pe low percentile bni hai due to several reasons but mai apni failure ko is se nhi excuse kar raha.. I didn't study properly and I failed that simple ... Jab se exam aya hai zayda tar Ghar pe hi rehta hun aur ab bas suicidal thoughts hi ate haii... Most of the time depressed rehna ... Mai apne aap ko koi bahut bekar student nhi manta agar mehnat krte lag ke to ho jata but ab vo time chala gya aur mai bas ye cheez is liye idhar likh Raha hun kyunki ye sab baate sab log nhi smj sakte ... I hope ki mai mar jaun jitna jldi ho sake taki ye sab baate sochne nhi pdhe

BHAI JINKA ADMIT NAHI NIKLA HAI ABHI TAK JUST BECAUSE IN BKL NE SHAAM KO CHECK KARNE KE LIYE BOLA, VOH KYA KARE. INKE DECISIONS LETA KAUN HAI BC

So well mere 10th boards theek thaak gaye
I am weak in maths so iss subject mein kuch pursue nahi karna mujhe and plzz mera ek doubt clear kar do ki kya hum computer ko maths se replace kr sakte hai as mere maths mein kam aaye so I have to replace it with computers
Baaki Agar computer ko replace karke percentage bane to meri 80% hai but revaluation karani hai English mein to maybe 81% bhi hojaye
So mere school walo ne pehele bola tha ki ek subject replace hojayega but now they r only taking the marks of core 5 subject that includes maths jisse meri percentage is going down to 72 and they r not even taking all 6 subjects jisme meri 77% ban rai hai. So they r not giving me pcb because mere well itne acche nahi ban rahe marks and they r not taking computers into accounts because according to them it will only gonna be replaced if someone has failed in that subject like tf bhai best of 5 core 5 kab se ban gaya.
So plzzz help me bhai as I am very confused ki kya karu,neet karna nahi jo dummy karne lag jau,commerce mein man nahi lagta

Bhai is saal 75 nahi age to nxt year as a private candidate ke throw exam dunga to bhai ager kisi ne ese diya hai hai to plz mere ko dm ya is postbpe comment karo mujhe kuch information chahiye plzzzz🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Attention: A big rant coming your way so dekh lena padhne hain ki nhi
Hah toh background about me I am class 12 student with commerce and maths student IDK it is the best place to talk about things like mental breakdown all. So let's start mere 11th ke exams 14th of March se khatam huye and uske agle din se maine coaching join kar li with all the peak levels of motivations that I could gain from earlier bahut maja ata tha 1-2 classes hoti thee accounts ki ata tha practice karta tha eak alag hi maja aa rha tha april start hote hi maths and eco ki class shuru ho gyi and even school bhi shuru ho gaye. Thoda sa pressure hua but somehow main kafi ressilient rha roj ache se padhta backlog nhi hone deta lekin fir aya mera official breakdoen ka point accounts me test hua lekin number bilkul chude hue aye jisme main padh kar bhi gya frustration hua but koi nhi lekin sir ko dekh ke aisa laga ki yar BC is admi ne toh mere kuch expectation rakhi thee woh bhi nhi puri kar pya coaching me main starting woh overexcited bacha tha joh sabse pehle answer nikalne ki koshish karta doubts puchta and eak alag sa CHIGMA male attitude aa gya tha shayd thodi ego bhi coaching ki ladkiyon se bhi bat hone woh momint hi alag tha jab unhone pucha Ansh itna kaise padh lete ho tum? main toh eak bar hi pigal gya lekin woh hi chutiya reply maine bhi diya arey kha lekin MKC test me gande numbers ane se pura self-respect ki amma behn eak ho gyi and main eak alag hi rha me nikal gya pichle eak mahine se mere me woh Richyard Fenyman wali vibe ane lagi joh koi bhi physics ka numerical aur ghand phad questions bar me jake lap dance lete hu karta tha yah BJ. Lekin BC woh kismat humari kha meyesain muthi baji ki rha me kuch jyada hi age nikal gya rat ko 12 baje muthi marta tha suabh 5 baje uth ke school jata lekin yar woh post nut clarity wala kuch scene hi nhi hua dimag maa ki eyes chal hi nhi rha ladkiyon ke bat karne me eak jijhak. Hah pta hain ki ap koi ayega niche loduuuuuu hilaya mat kar leikin BC 1 week hote hi tharak roof top phad dete hain hormones peak par aa jate hain. Us time pe mera dimag aise trick karta hain ki lodu sun dekh abhi badhiya lag rha hain hain top of the world coaching me ijjat bani hui hain muth mar aur stress bhula de afsos main apne is dimag ke sharyantra me aa hi jta hua (bhayankar rone wala emoji) . Lekin tum soch rhe hoge ki nhi yar isme toh sab kuch theek hain main bat yeh hain ki maine IPMAT ki class bhi join kar rakhi hain toh time ka pta hi nhi chalta aur coaching me downfall hi chal rha hain whi school me comeback lekin wah ka kya hain andhe ghante exam se cum karne se bhi cumbak ho jta hain don't ask me why. Lekin main problem hain coaching eak toh BC joh maine yeh nyi coaching join kari hain sare hi kuch jyada hi ammeri ke ghode lagete hain. BSDK maths ki class me 150 rupee ki coffee lake questions solve karte hain bolte hain "Bruh you know what coffee is the best invention of this humankind I can't fucking imagine a day without it" tab toh indeed bol deta hun lekin man me main bhi bolta hun in bhak bsdk ke. Main toh galti se eak vada pav hi kha ke aja toh mami ko pura explanation dena padhta hain hain ki kyon main is dhuvidha me fassa and ghar ake kyon nhi kha lekin fir woh hi mummiyon ke dialogue paise kya ped pe ugte hain toh jah mere liye bori bhar kar la kaun samajye. Age badhte hain I wish thoda sa mera balance bane and eak kafi possitivity aye academic comebak hoye and female interactions aur badhe. (Kash woh sote huye yeh sochti ho ki yar main kabhi zinadagi me Ansh ke sath betray nhi karungi eak bar uski bandi ban jau toh and Ansh kitna shi banda hain padhta bhi hain topper bhi hain and nerd bhi nhi aur top notch meme language me bat karta hain) Chalo fir bhai ke prathana karne DM karna ho toh thodi der backchodi karte hain stress relief ke liye

So imma final year CS student, aur bhai mere job nahi lagi hai, par bhai kuch karne kaa jonoon hai, maa baap ko kush karna hai aur apna future bhi banana hai, so pls guid me...
Background : from tier 2 private cllg, know programming well, (typically mern stack ka 14 aur 200+ leetcode wala ) mere ek baar toc mei acche aye the to subject thoda acha lagta hai mujhe 🙂 ab yaad nahi kuch, maths to ghatna yaad hai mujhe shuru se padha hai sab kuch ( 12th ke bhi thode concepts revise karne honge), aur baki sab subjecta ka bhi same haal hai DSA ko chhod kar bas programming aati hai muze
1) How and where to start 2) What are some good resources 3) What best in your opinion ( offline/online) 4) What are good online classes in you opinion or experience ?
TLDR : launde ne bass backhodi ki hai cllg mei GATE ke liye guidance maang raha hai