Raunchy one liner

I have a 1990 Wrangler that I bought as a project, but was suppose to have a good running motor... Well, as is the case with jeeps, I drove it for a bit, one thing led to another and it now has massive blow by. it's a 2.5 engine and I don't think it's that big of deal to pull the engine to overhaul it. my only fear is whether or not I need to replace the cylinder liners also? Have any of you had a similar issue? What's the likelyhood that if I just replace the rings and all the bearings and cam bearing and seals that it will solve the issue?

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I'll start.
"Looks like we've got a wet fish on dry land."
And
"Something careless this way comes."
I can't with either of these. The wet fish comment is just in such very bad taste, and the forced way Bailey says the cheesy careless line makes me literally cringe every time.

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Looking to sell a few as quick as I can for some extra funds. No trades at this time unless you have something CRK born on 06/26/2023. Thanks for looking.
Benchmade Shootout
SV: $200
Red Grivory Handle w/ Black Coated Blade in CPM-Cruwear
Knife is in very good condition. I am original owner, purchased from my local shop earlier this year. See Video for action and condition. Lock up is pretty solid with nearly zero blade play. Action is snappy. Blade is factory edge still with almost zero use. It has seen very little pocket time. Includes box and baggie.
Microtech MSI
SV: $160 SOLD
Black Polymer Scales w/ Apocalyptic Blade Finish, M390MK Blade Steel
Knife is in very good condition. Lockup is solid, centering is perfect, and action is very smooth. Edge is factory and very sharp. I believe I’m the second owner. I purchased this here on the swap, and I am only selling to fund a bigger purchase. This has a fair amount of pocket time but has only seen light occasional use on tape, bubble mailers, and one cardboard box. It is my favorite large knife in hand that I’ve used for quite some time. Includes box and docs.
Divo Mash V2
SV: $75
Black Titanium Handle w/ Satin Blade in 14C28N Steel
Knife is in pretty good condition. Blade is sharp, but needs a touch up to cleanly slice paper. Lockup is solid with about 30% liner engagement. Centering is good and action is smooth. I blue loctited the pivot as it kept trying to loosen and back out. I purchased this here on the swap, but have only carried it occasionally and flicked it at my desk some. Includes box and microfiber cloth.
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Hiya I’m Ink! I’m not replacing anybody and will always be looking for somebody new.
~ Stuff about me!! ~ I’m in the CST Timezone
I roleplay mostly first person, but am more than comfortable to adapting to your style as I’m experienced in the other fields
I have roughly 5 years of experience
I roleplay on Discord strictly
I’m not super cool with one liners, and a paragraph can suffice, but I prefer longer texts
I’m pretty flexible and active daily
I love roleplaying with people new to roleplaying..! So if you’re inexperienced and shy to get into it, I’m more than happy to help be an easy step into the community.
I create completely new characters for nearly every roleplay
I’m looking for ANY non Fandom plot ideas!! I’m super open and easily excited to try something new :)
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My discord is: jxst_ink If you have any questions or are interested in discussing a plot idea you have, or coming up with something together, let me know!! You can best reach me there or leave a comment here or PM me. I look forward to hearing from you! <3

I got a Para 3 a little over a week ago in cruwear w/ natural canvas scales. It's already become one of my favorites, but I would prefer a slimmer pocket profile. I'd like to get a second Para 3 that I can mod, but I want to feel out available options first.
So, what are my best options? I'm thinking a Para 3 LW w/ liner delete scales from AWT? Anything even slimmer than that?

I'm completely new to the world of Traeger and smoking meat in general. I'll start out with basic burgers, steaks, and chicken lol... then will try pulled pork as my first slow cook.
What else do I need? I purchased a grill cover and picked up Thermapen One thermometer.
Does the Ironwood come with grease bucket liners or do I need to purchase those separately?
Any other accessories or tools you recommend?
Thanks.

Hello! First time posting in this sub and I am basically a bird novice, but I *am* firmly pro-pigeon!
I live in a high rise with a balcony that I don't make much use of, so naturally, a family of feral pigeons has taken up residence there instead! This year they even built a nest and have hatched some babies there, peep peep peep peep!
Building management will fine residents for feeding them, so I don't, but I love my birb frens and am not looking to get rid of them. I don't want to be too invasive or scare them away, especially if they are nesting here...but I would like to clean the bird droppings off my balcony floor, railings, and windows from time to time. Not to mention my window A/C unit!
I mean, I'm fine with my balcony being covered in bird droppings pretty much perpetually - like I said, I don't really use the space, and if there are birds using it, it's only natural there will be bird droppings. I'm not trying to get/keep everything spotless out there or anything crazy like that! But I don't want to just let it go until it's inches deep and impossible to clean, either - and I definitely don't want it to turn into a situation that draws the ire of building management (from being "unsightly" or from causing damage to the concrete or something).
In the past I have gone out maybe once a year (with mask and gloves) to spray everything down and then sweep/scrape it up into a trash bag by hand. But that's a pretty massive effort and I feel like there has to be a more efficient way?
The biggest mess is on the balcony floor (painted concrete). I was thinking I could get some kind of inexpensive liner material that I could put down out there, and when it's time to clean, I can just ball the whole liner up and throw it away and replace it with a new one. But I also don't want to do anything that might be harmful to the birds - like, if I use a plastic drop sheet like I'm thinking of, would they end up eating it or trying to use it for nesting material, or getting their feet stuck through it, or other issues I might not be thinking about?
Any better ideas how to clean up after feral pigeons periodically, without harming them or scaring them too much? (Obviously I would wait until there are no babies in the nest, for starters!)

Timeline:
Positive pregnancy test 22nd April. Weeks indicator showed 3+ weeks. (I was around 5 weeks at that point)
Scan confirmed I was 7 weeks 1 day on 3rd May
I took Mife on 3rd May
Miso on 4th May (vaginally. 4, followed by 2 more a few hours later
11th May I was curious and took another digital weeks indicator test, fully expecting it to come back positive etc. It said 2-3 weeks.
I just took another today (21st May) and it still says 2-3 weeks.
Should this not be saying 1-2 weeks by now?
My MA was 16 days ago and I have a feeling it hasn't really worked as it should. I still have nausea at times and insane reflux. I do have an appointment with the clinic at the end of the week but just wonder if there's any info re the weeks indicator tests?
I only passed one white clot and just bled like a normal period. I am still spotting 16 days later, it ranges from red, to brown, to pink. Not even enough to fill a panty liner.
Thanks all

I (30f) met my dad (M 64) when I was fifteen years old. We have always been close ever since we reunited. Out of all my siblings on his side I’m the only one who graduated high school and went on a career and maternal/family path. My brothers are either in jail or rehab. And one of my brothers is also terminally ill now.
Fast forward to January of this year, I moved in with my dad because his health is declining majorly. He has COPD, sleep apnea, heart disease, alcoholism (12-18 pack every night), heavy smoker (almost 2 packs every day.) So moving in was more so to take care of him than anything else. My husband and children stayed back so my oldest can finish her school year and I can focus on my dad before he had his back surgery on March 1st, 2024.
At first my dad told me he only wanted us to take over the mortgage for him. Okay no problem. Well Then mortgage turned into every bill. (Cable, electric, water, sewage, AC, etc) and we even footed the bill to replace the liner in the pool ($999) and the installation for it ($250) and the bill to fill it (water bill) which honestly was cheaper than I thought it would be not gonna lie. And our recurring purchases for the chemicals for the pool. But he pressured us into getting that pool done, like would not shut up about it. And my dad has us buy his beer and cigarettes every day except the weekends when I don’t have to go anywhere all day.
On top of that we pay for all the groceries. And clean the house every single day. (Vacuum, mop, deep kitchen cleanup, bathroom cleanup, etc)
Now while hubby and I were on separate sides of the state we were splitting bills between two households. Supporting hubby’s parents as well.
Husband and kids moved in Late March. We bit the bullet of getting the kids over here early due to the treatment they were receiving from Hubby’s dad.
I’ve had my own room this whole time, and my dad was supposed to clear out the spare room so the kids can have their own room. My dad was supposed to do this since February and he barely worked on it.
Well hubby moved in without a job lined up and I’m still building my clientele over here and our money is tight. We can’t afford groceries and my dad’s bills at this time due to our own bills coming out with no income streaming in.
My dad is saying he can’t keep paying for us (mind you it’s been a week since we been tight on funds) and we are both job hunting like crazy, putting applications in everywhere. And last night he told me “since you don’t have the money to get the kids bunk beds I’m not in a rush to work on the spare room.” I never wanted to hit anyone as much as I did in that moment considering I spent their bed fund on groceries and gas for his truck because that was the last I had and I wanted to make sure we had groceries for awhile to sustain us.
Now aside from money and cleaning, I practically have to make two meals per night because of how Picky my father is. He likes very limited food as in beef, rice and corn. Kids and hubby like everything else under the sun. I tried combining my dad’s diet and my family’s preferences into one dinner and my dad still won’t eat it. So I have to do something else for him and since he eats around 9:30-10pm at night I get to have the pleasure of dirtying up pans that I just cleaned up all over again.
And all he does all day is sit in his garage and smoke his cigarettes and drinks his beer.
He comes up with new rules almost every single day. Like my dogs can’t sit on the couch on the patio but his dog can. Tried telling me the kids can’t run in the back yard??? Like wtf. And every time he’s on the phone with his sisters all he does is complain as if we don’t do anything for him. I literally heard my aunt say “does she at least cook for you” referring to me.
My dad says he’s scared that we are gonna pack up and leave him, but at the same time I’m at my wits end and I don’t want to leave him due to his physical health, depression and more.
What would you all do?

Just another rambling...
After listening to Family Ties and other songs like Rich Spirit, do you guys feel any desire or obligation to help fans of Aubrey? If we were to go as far back as TPaB, we can see how Kendrick has been trying to shed light into the inner workings of the industry and it hasn't been until now that more people are waking up to it. This may come across as a cultish perspective but if Dot, (and other individuals such as Katt Williams), haven't given up on spreading their message about the industry, should we give up on our fellow music lovers? Particularly those at Drizzy?
Even in Kendrick's music he's literally warning him to stop poking him in his music - time and time again. He makes mention of trying to help Aubrey multiple times:

• "IG will get you life for a chikabooya" - Rich Spirit
  
• "Only rapper who could offer you some help. Fuck a rap battle, this a lifelong battle with yourself." - Meet the Grahams
  

Dot also alludes to his connection with his family possibly doing nefarious things right in the title of Family Ties? (Might be a reach but strongly disagree given the whole song is dissing this man). I recall someone mentioning Aubrey's uncle as well at one point in this sub. Rich Spirit breaks down Aubrey's online antics even further and how he's doing it for the masses - "overnight activist" where he keeps talking about black awards and whatnot when he doesn't win one and how we should all be appreciated, yet he remains mum about black violence or anything else and only continues to glorify it in his music. His constant post with claims of prayers on IG yet he claims to be ordering hits on others in a wild juxtaposition as to who or what he claims to be.
If we are to believe Kendrick, (and I do given he didn't speak out until he became independent possibly), then this man is truly evil and always has been. Fuck rap as a whole, people are being swayed just cause boy's writers make catchy one liners. One-liners that get you trapped into this whole nihilistic lifestyle that's only propped up by this illusion of money.
I'm going to continue listening to Kendrick's catalog. I think we've all missed a lot of jewels tbh, but would love to know thoughts from this sub. Please delete as always u/ThermoNuclearPizza if this is outside of this sub's discussion. I get that it doesn't tie directly into the conspiracy. Also can we have some flairs for posts? Would help organize thoughts and posts so people know what they're clicking on. :)

I've read some of the bedliner posts on here, but just came away more undecided.
I got a quote from Line-X, but it was $625/$749 for standard/premium, which seems a little bit pricey considering the hit my wallet took buying the truck -- and learning how high my property taxes are for it!
I'm seriously considering the WeatherTech ImpactLiner https://www.weathertech.com/ford/2023/f-150-lightning/impactline?OrderItemId=2178898188 for about $200 (with taxes&shipping). Anyone here own it and willing to speak to its pros and cons? How's it hold up over time and to various loads and conditions?
Other than the WT, I like and dislike the idea of a full drop-in liner for various reasions. If I go this route, it looks like DualLiner is one of the better ones, but it's over twice as expensive ($479) as the WeatherTech.
I'm aware of Bedrug for about the same price as the DualLiner, but I'm not convinced of the durability of it. I occasionally haul wood, metal, or other sharp objects. And if I pick up mulch I can't imagine trying to get all the wood fibers out of the bedrug. And the last time I picked up bagged mulch, the wife chose red mulch and the bags were slightly wet. My driveway was stained red in spots for almost a year from the runoff -- we tried dawn, bleach, pressure washing... nothing removed it except time. I have to imagine red dye from mulch would ruin a Bedrug.!?
So, any advice or words of wisdom? The only thing I know I'm NOT going to do is a DIY spray-on.

Going from Vanilla to KotfE or KotET I notice Smuggler is very often regarded as the weakest non-force class from a story standpoint and I feel like this is based in some misconception as well as just flat-out disregard for what the Smuggler acquires throughout their story.
They are, by in my opinion a significant margin, the absolute wealthiest class including Force OR Non-Force Users having robbed imperial treasuries, found lost pirate fortunes, and hoarding ill-gotten gains from their service to the Republic as basically a legal pirate.
End of ACT 3 they basically control the galactic underworld for a good bit giving them connections to presumably any world, any industry, or any faction they particularly need if not directly than indirectly.
And so if we are to assume the other classes take full advantage of their positions, authority, and connections in the Galaxy? Why dont we assume that of the Smuggler?
They shouldn't be just some lucky guy or gal with a blaster and witty one-liners, its better to assume they're lugging around black market prototypes in weapons, armor, and augments! Almost certainly they can both afford and acquire equipment on par with or possibly even greater than Republic or Imperial Special Forces! They travel with(and are possibly married to) a Mandalorian, would mando-grade armor really be out of the reach of the Underworld Kingpin?!
It just baffles me that some people can see the transition of their JK from Padawan to Galactic Hero but still think that KotFE Smuggler is the same low-grade schmuck they were whilst chasing Skavak across the stars.

Check it, bleed. This flick... was ON! Didn't trip. But the folks watchein' was freakin', man; callin' it Rehash, One Liners and claimin' confuse to the occupation of this mother. Hey, compared to the first they were laid to the bone, Homes. But the bloods hammered out and jammed jet flick sequel; tightened that bad sucker inside the editing room like a mother. Shit.
This movie is underrated; the moment it's brought up it gets shadowed by the first one (which is unquestionably one of the funniest movies ever made). But, this one (the sequel--even the title is funny) is a gem.
Some of my favorites: * Jimmy and his family are boarding the shuttle with their dog. Porter: Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm afraid Scraps will have to be shot. [pulls out a gun, shoots the dog and the dog falls to the floor]. The family is shocked, then the porter: Just Joking! Blanks! See, scraps is fine. They all start laughing * Danger Vacuum * They're launching the XR-2300! Do you know what that is, Doctor? The muffler bracket for a '79 Pinto? No, that's the XR-2200. The 2300's the Lunar Shuttle. * Of course Stephen Stucker (as Jacob) and Lloyd Bridges (as Steve McCroskey): I want to know everything. Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the A R A B S came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes; I couldn't believe it! He took her B E S T summer dress, put it on, and went to town; meanwhile McCroskey walks off: Things sure haven't changed.
\"Things sure haven't changed\"

Playing in a western-themed game soon and my character has a stunning intelligence stat of 6, so I thought it’d be funny if he had a bunch of one liners or catch phrases you’d normally hear from a cowboy character except they’re all wrong

DnD (and the other RPG systems D20 uses) isn't really a competitive game, but a cooperative one, and obviously a bunch of improv comedians are really good at yes-and-ing each other to tell a cool story.
But when you have a bunch of friends on opposite sides of the table, a little competitiveness is inevitable. Especially with Brennan "So competitive they made multiple Game Changer episodes solely on that premise" Lee Mulligan involved.
Personally, I think even at their most competitive, it's all in good fun, and that's what leads to these moments being so fun. So I've been trying to think of all the "competitive" moments in D20...

• Operation Slippery Puppet
  • Obviously has to top the list
  • "Am I getting Oceans 11'd on my own show???"
  • Siobhan: "WE READ THE BOOK BRENNAN. By which I mean Emily read the book."
• Same Fight: Ally provoking an oppy so Murph could finish the corn guy/
  • "Why did I think you were doing something ridiculous and not clever?"
• Gorgug's Mindless Rage
  • "Wait, no." "I fucked myself"
• Brennan being Brennan
  • "I'm gonna kill that dog!"
  • "I'm ALL the bad guys."
  • CC's: *rolls way too many dice*
• Lou on Murph rolling badly for the table
  • "This is ruining our real, actual friendship right now."
• Bad dice being taken SO seriously
  • Siobhan throwing dice, Emily moon cleansing Murph's, Lou being so particular about his "children", people yelling at each other for continuing to use "bad" dice, etc.
• The IH's forcing Brennan to eat awkward candy dice on certain rolls (Sophomore year?)
• Murph using Swirl Warden and Ice Feast to fuck up Brennan's Shit
  • "Don't homebrew spells kids."
  • "Wait, no, you can't use an item I made for you against me like that!"
• Hank vs. Brennan's trivia-off in Mentopolis
• Aabria: "You don't have to get ready if you stay ready!"

Honorable Mentions for being kinda PVP but not really:

• Aabria's "And here's what you don't see" and you can just SEE Brennan re-writing the rule book in his head. "Wait, you can do that?" as he said about it in an interview later.
• Brennan trying SO HARD to set up PVP in the Bloodkeep finale and the players metaphorically slapping back so hard with the power of friendship
• Zac is the king if swooping in and making freaking roleplay feel competitive with his one liners. Tell me this man isn't coming into these conversations to WIN:
  • "Where is your Bulb now?"
  • "Do you have a warrant?"
• Ally rolling Nat 20's in penultimate/final episodes and completely changing the game
  • Obviously Ally doesn't control the dice (or DO they???) but Brennan acts like they do it on purpose
    • "You can't do this to me again Beardsley!"

Can folks think of other "competitive" D20 moments? Which ones are your favorite?