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Bas kuch din pehle graduate hua hoon , college se placement nhi le paya.. due to lack of my skills , CSE AIML se hoon , data analyst ka kaam krna chahta hoon , roadmaps Wagera dekh rakhe hain YouTube pe python, SQL , tableu chahiye. Bas ab thoda Darr lag rha ki me apni first job kaise Crack kroonga , mujhe sahi se guide krne k liye koi nhi hai , soch rha hoon 6 months aaram se mehnat krk apne aap ko python and SQL me better krloon ... Bas 2 cheez me help chahiye

1. Better taiyari kaise kroon jisse industrial requirements k hisab se seekh paun
   
2. Job kaise search kroon .. usually sites me dalta tha resumes but ye to rejection aajata tha ya phir no reply , Zscaler meri kuch favorites companies me ek hai so agar koi ho wahan se plz guide
   

Thankyou... Koi mistake ho to kindly correct

Having been an overachiever all my life till 10th, i messed up in the last 2 years. My mental health was fucked up and i used to procrastinate, couldn't focus much. I still got 90.5%(best of 4 in isc commerce with maths). I was happy with my marks. My parents are happier than me but now that i heard that a few friends and classmates got more than me(which they obviously would have), idk i feel empty. I wasn't even expecting 90% lekin tab bhi kuch khaali sa lag raha hai. 10th me 97 laake bhi satisfaction nahi mila tha cuz i expected 98😂 I know 10th and 12th marks matter nahi karte. This is how i cope with it. Par mann ko kaise samjhaya jaye. Mujhe pata hai i am way luckier than other people. Mere parents bhi khush hai aur main chutiya hu kahin bhi khushi nahi milti. 10th aur 12th jo classes thoda sa matter karti, wahin number 1 ya top 3 nahi aay. Ye sochke aur padhai nahi ho rahi and cuet ke liye anxiety ho rahi. I feel like i haven't done enough for cuet. I've completed ncert once after boards, syllabus almost over hai. Firse revise karna hai cuz i've forgotten some things. Tab bhi confidence nahi aa raha. Accounts me bhi kam aaye boards me, mocks me theek thaak score ho ke bhi no confidence. How do i deal with all this? I can't keep crying because of boards. Scoring badly in cuet will hurt even more

Ya fir tumhari bolti tumhare mehar Wale vlog k comments ki wajah se band ho gyi..? Is baat toh tumhare so-called FRAANDDSSS b tumhe gaaliya de rhe h... Ghabrahat Hui kya chaalu? Karma is coming for you, girl.

meri chem chudi hui thi kind of, pichle 3-4 dino mein chem maxx karli puri organic aati thi. physical and inorganic nipta di, with pyqs. bas yeh do chapter bachte hai kaise karu jald se jald karna hai raat ko mock dene se pehle karna hai. kisi ke paas notes ho toh share kardo ya koi suggestion he dedo kaha se karu

So I just gave my board exams a week ago. Ab maine pcm le liya aur ek offline coaching join karli h. Abhi tak toh sab sahi chal rha tha kyuki maine pehle se yt se kuch lectures dekh rakhe the. But ab thode hard questions aate h nhi bana pata hu toh dikkat hoti h aur jab class mein kuch students answer kar lete h toh aur kharab lagta h. Upar se yeh maths ka teacher bhi thik se padhata nhi yt se lectures dekhne padte h aur class mein mein itna fast padhata h kisi ko samajh nhi aata aur questions nhi bante. Ab mujhe samajh nhi aa rha ki kaise manage karu. Kab padhna h? Kya padhna h? Like kya konsa subject padhna h? Aur uska konsa part? Lectures? Questions? Module? (woh bhi pata nhi kaisa h mere coaching ka). Baar baar bhul jata h kya kiya tha uss din kaise kiya tha. Aur itna time management ho nhi pata. (Guitar bhi bajata hu aur gym bhi jata hu current 6 times a week jata hu but summer vacation ke baad jab school khulenge tab 3 din hi jaunga). So guys I wanted your advice so that I won't get back log in future kyuki mujhe pata h ek baar piche chhoot jane ke baad bahot mushkil h cope up karna.

24jeetard here, from the last 2 weeks I'm receiving calls from bennet, Amity, lpu, some uni from dehradun aur pata nhi kitni universities and colleges. Kai par spam show ho jata hai par kai par nhi bhi hota. I didn't even fill up any personal details on any random websites. Kaise band Karu inn calls ko tang ho gyi hu, ek baar mana kar diya phir dubara call aa jata hai. Roz ke 3-4 calls paka hi aate hai
Yeh colleges iss data ko nta ki website se uthate hai kya? Saw a post where someone said it's easy to access nta website and get addresses and contact details if you know enough coding.

24jeetard here, from the last 2 weeks I'm receiving calls from bennet, Amity, lpu, some uni from dehradun aur pata nhi kitni universities and colleges. Kai par spam show ho jata hai par kai par nhi bhi hota. I didn't even fill up any personal details on any random websites. Kaise band Karu inn calls ko tang ho gyi hu, ek baar mana kar diya phir dubara call aa jata hai. Roz ke 3-4 calls paka hi aate hai
Yeh colleges iss data ko nta ki website se uthate hai kya? Saw a post where someone said it's easy to access nta website and get addresses and contact details if you know enough coding.

Class 11 ki padhai toh pura ignore karo I am not even talking about studies it is completely out of this world mujhe kuch samajh nehi aata kaise padhna hai kya karna hai and all. Mera social life ka bhi 12 baaj gaya. Pehle hum saare dost ek saath group mein rehte the tutions mein. Ek tutions se dusre tutions chalke jaate the eksaath, Tution ke baad dukan se eksaath paisa contribute karke khaana khaate the aur ghar jaake game khelte the. Class 11 mein pura badal gaya. Tution changed. Kisibhi dosto ke saath nehi milne ko milta abh. 11th ki padhai pareshan kardiya hai mujhe. I dont understand what should I do to somehow survive class 11 in this jee rat race, Humare tution mein kisise dosti bhi karna nehi pasand saare ladke no lifer never touched a grass in their life the only touch they felt is the touch of book pages aur yeh log 24 ghante padhai karne wale bachhe hai jinke paas koi life nehi hai except studying, Inke paas social skills bhi nehi hai. Inse dosti kaise karunga mein. Socha that 11th mein zindagi mein pehli baar girlfriend banaunga lekin tution ke saare ladki no lifer toppers. Mujhe pura 11th akele rehna padega bhagwaan kya karun mein is life kaaa

Beginner, need help !! JEE went bad, Will join tier 3 college...
So, this is my first post on reddit. My JEE went very bad and now I will join a tier3 college through UPTAC counselling.Last year, college started around mid October so i have 5 months from now. Maine kaafi saare roadmaps dekhe aur kuch terms samjhe jaise ki full stack dev, devops, software engineer hota kya hai aur mujhe kya aisa kya karna hai jisse ki mera career JEE ki tarah na ban jaye 🥲( btw I am very sad ).
So I am completely placement driven aur abhi maine jitni videos dekhi hain usse yhi lagta hai ki this should be my ideal initial roadmap :- 1) C/C++ with DSA 2) Web development( Frontend and Backend both) 3) Projects 4)Open source contrib. 5) Internships 6)Lots of practice
And yeah ,50 lpa placement 🤡🤡 just joking 1.2 CPA 🌝🌝
To please aap sabhi se meri ye request hai ki mujhe kuch suggestions dijiye aur mere kuch silly questions ka answers dijiye coz i dont want to do any mistakes in my Software engineer journey
1)JEE ki tarah isme bhi notes banane hote hain kya 🤡 Jaise agar main C/C++ seekh rha hun to uske notes ya fir DSA ke ya fir Web development ke ya koi online course or youtube se koi lecture dekhte hain to uske notes?
2)Leetcode,codechefs aur ye jitne bhi platforms hain ye sab kab use karne hote hain aur isme log karte kya hain 🤡
3)To maine abhi tak jo youtubers or mentors dekhe unme se mujhe ye 3 ache lage :- a)Harkirat Singh b)Codewithharry c)Shraddha Khapra
So,Initially mujhe lag rha hai ki main Shraddha Khapra (Apna college ) ka C/C++ and DSA wala course lekar start karu aur college se pehle khatm karke achi khaasi practice karlu (Mujhe bas ye pata laga h ki DSA ki practice karni h, but wo h kya aur usko practice kab , kitna aur kaise karna h ye nhi pata 🤡🙏🙏)
Kal maine Harkirat Singh ki kuch videos dekhi aur fir unka course dekha.To usme kuch advance cheeze dikhi ...yeah atleast yahan to kuch adv. level karu JEE adv to ho nhi paaya 😭😭 , well to ,mujhe ye doubt aaya ki ye course log lete kab hain ...like Jo student just college ke first year mein jaane wale hain , wo lete hain ya 2nd year , ya 3rd year...ya fir koi specific skills aur understanding build karne ke baad?
Aur unke course mein Devops , open source contrib. , MERN ...ye sab likha hai aur Full stack likhs hai to agar main course leke seedha dekhne lagu to kuch hoga 🤡 aur fir usse aage kya hoga...like DSA aur koi coding language?
Questions to bahut se hain jo ki obviously ek fresher ko honge, but I just want to know ki mujhe initially kya karna chahiye... 🫡🫡

yaar maine bohot bada chutiyapa kara, meri zoology almost poori chut gayi(OMR me mark karna chuut gaya,I am not sure maine kitne kare as soon as mera omr le liya tha ma rone lag gaya aur apna gala ghot kar suicide karne ka attempt kara, maine dhyaan hi nhi diya ma konse question par tha but if I were to guess maine 15 q attempt kar liye the). aisa isliye kyuki maine ek bkl jo vomit kar rha tha aur ro rha tha washroom me (woh washroom me tha aur mai bhi washroom exam ke beech me mootne ke liye chala gya) ma usse samhalne lag gaya. because of that I lost about 5-7 minutes. I know ye bohot chutiya decision tha magar maine bholepan chutiyepanne me kar diya. I thought ki this was something a certain religious person from the religion I believe in would do at that moment aur mere man me adhyatamik gyaan pura bhar gaya aur maine apna career uss ke chakkar me barbaad kar diya. But there is a sliver of hope ki mera ab bhi cmc Ludhiana me ho jaaye, magar problem ye ha ki ma nhi chahta reservation ke through mera admission ho, ma ab bhi chahta hu ki ma pura proper tareeke se drop lekar ke agle saal GMC ke liye prepare karu. Ma CMC ludhiana ki fees afford kar sakta hu magar mujhe tab bhi bohot guilt ha. Agar ma pura paper kar deta toh mere 630 aa jaate which is lower than my state's cutoff, I dont want reservation waali seat. magar papa maan nhi rhe, woh bohot gussa ha aur woh toh pehle se hi mere waha seat ke liye logo se baatein kar rhe the. When I told him what I felt about reservation, woh aur gussa ho gaye aur unko lag rha ha ki ma ungrateful hu aur mujhe jo privilege mil rha ha ma usko accept nhi kar rha aur ye bewkoofi ha, plus he put his sweat and tears meeting people for the sake of my admission. mujhe pata tha pehle hi ki mujhe tab hi rok dena chahiye tha papa ko magar ma sure tha ki mera ache se gmc ho jaayega. Woh bilkul bhi interested nhi ha mere drop me aur woh chahte ha ki ma iss saal cmc ludhiana me admission kara lu ma ussme bilkul bhi interested nhi hu because of the above mentioned guilt I feel ki mere unreserved friends ka nhi hoga magar mera ho jaayega. Magar mere paas ek plan ha ki ma suicide fake karu (ma apne daadi ke ghar jaa rha hu, mai waha par harpic ki bottle ko pura flush kar dunga aur voluntarily vomit karunga, phir harpic ki bottle jameen par hi gira dunga, woh definitely puchenge ki harpic ki bottle waha kaise aayi) aur papa ko emotionally guilt karke drop le lu, but obv moral reasons se woh karne se bhi ma darr rha hu. ma decide nhi kar paa rha between emotionally guilt tripping my father v/s getting GMC(meri self respect aur self image kabhi theek nhi ho paayegi agar mera reservation se hoga) PLEASE HELP ME

Hello, I am a 12th class student of ISC board and aaj hame hamara result mila, 11 baje mene website kholi and mai dekhta hu ke mere English me 88 aaye hai(sabse upar report card me English hi display hota hai) and as soon as I saw that, I died inside. I used to be very good at English and people in my school called me "Professor". After that disappointment I looked further down and calculated my percentage best 4 leke blah blah and it comes out to be 87%(86.75). Now I know ki it's not a bad percentage at all but from my perspective I'm someone who's supposed to be a topper(10th me 95) and I'm good at studies since my childhood(6th tak topper) and then I looked around and I saw that all of my friends cracked the 90s benchmark, my bestfriend jiske sath maine poora 12th ka ek ek din spend kiya in school and after school, he scored 93 So I have been demotivated the whole day and cried a lot of time, although my parents have been supportive and haven't said much I can see it on their faces, the disappointment. Mujhe result se ghanta nahi farak padta but it's just the pain of not being able to fulfill your parents' hopes. Now the bigger problem is that I am a dropper for JEE-2025. It's been almost 2 weeks since I've been going to my coachings and studying for JEE, chem aur phy me to ek chapter bhi hogaya, but after seeing my result and after seeing how I failed but others around me succeeded, I can't help but be underconfident and feel that "bc ISC ki PCM nahi hui mujhse JEE kaise karunga". this is the lowest i been in my life and idk what to do, logo ko kharab result dekh ke josh aajata hai ke "bancho ab to crazy krdunga", yaha ulta hora hai mere sath mai I can't help but think of 11 AM today, how my heart dropped to my ass when I calculated my %age and it wasn't 90.

Hello JeeNeetard family,
(I request all the girls to skip this post..)
Over the past 4-5 years, I've made mistakes, wasted opportunities, and that's been holding me back: p*rn and m*sturb*tion addiction.
I a feeling that I've ruined my career due to this, I recently stumbled upon a youtube video by Premanand Ji Maharaj on this topic (ek dost ne share kiya tha). Now, I feel most of my problems will be solved If I overcame this habit, agar kisi ne is addiction ko overcome kiya h, toh please batao kaise kiya? Kya kya tricks the, kaise kiya resist aur kaise life ko track pe laaya?
I need to be brutally honest here – this addiction has made me lazy, demotivated, and it's robbed me of countless hours that could have been spent on productive tasks, in short, mujhe bilkul bekaar kar diya hai. Each Night I do have thoughts if I'll be able to wake up the next day.. raat ko hadd se zyada despressive thoughts aate h, ghrwalo se phele hee bahot zyada Ladaiyan hoti h (pichle post me bhi btaya tha)
Pata hai, yeh sab ek din mein solve nahi hoga, But I do want to improve myself for a better future.. Plz help krdo!!

i passed my +2 2012 ma...sarai psychology padhna maan thiyo, sanai dekhi it was my dream...but family and friends suggested(compelled) me...na padh,scope chaina...ani i just went with the flow just like a dead fish....joined IT...was doing well, testo ramro ni haina ma padhai ma..average thiye, still chu....11 class ma ma rusticated bhako thiye, dherai kura haru le garda..tara i passed akkai choti... 8 class ma i smoked a joint for the first time, this was back in 2008.. tara not for long..2 3 months ig....tara from 2011 i've been smoking more than a pack of cigarettes every day.....ma trekking dherai janchu,,,like 3 times a year minimum...ahilay samma testo health problem kehi ako chaina;luckily....tara i was diagnosed with bipolar when i was 15 years old and been taking mood stabilizers since...doc says i've to take it life bhari...fast forward few years 2012 bata...IT join gare pachi, 2 sem dekhi i stared doing a job...garnu parne thena tara khai i just needed extra money to do drugs so my main motive for earning was to do drugs...ani auta point ma atti bhayo ani finals aunu bhanda 6 mahina agadi i admitted myself into a rehab...kasailay jabarjasti ja bhaneko thena malai..i just wanted to change..so i did...i still dont have a bachelors degree...2015 to 2021 i was sober...never took a drop of alcohol or any other substances...i had a girlffriend when i was 17 years old..it lasted for 6 years..ghar ma aune jane sabbai hunthiyo teti khera dekhi nai...tara testai k k bhayo...hami chutiyem...uu bidesh gayo without even telling me,...break up bhako 1 mahina ma bihe garera...now she is divorced with a kid...karma hola sala...tespachi i never fell for anyone...tara i was and still addicted to sex...sex and drugs...6 barsa i was sober..tara sex ma chai i was addicted..still am...2021 ma i lost my sister whom i cared and had deep regards and always put above me..uslai kehi bhayoo bhane malai pain hune jastai thiyo...i could not cope that...we were inseparable,family never wanted us to be together..yini haru sngai bhayo bhane na sutchan na khanchan guff nai matra garera baschan....j hoss..i was a father figure to her, an idol as one may say...tara i lost her...then i started using again 2021 ma....yetti dhereai khaye ki i lost all my savings and earnings...i earn good enough;still..enough to sustain me and my family....tara tyo period ma i was earning even more, kina ki i needed drugs...and the price was high...alik besi nai high..i started working day and night...khane high hune ani kaam garne just for the money to drugs...i just wanted to numb myself anytime..could not cope that my sister was gone forever...after 2 years hoss ayo...i forgot about her...hoss nai thena 2 barsa yaad ta kaha bata aoos....ani to quit drugs i could not do it myself ani no one knew ki i was using again...everyone sees me as a cheerful guy, but only i know ki how bad of a guy i am....its kind of impossible to quit after 2 years of continuous abusing that thing...so i went for methadone treatment...tapered it quite fast...like 6 months mandatory khanu parthiyo tara i have this strong will, which i feel lucky to have...mailay less than 5 months ma tapper garera methadone ni chode...ani being sober for almost 6 months hola..i had this nightmare about my sister...feri reality hit hard...i promised myslef.. last aak choti khanchu ani i'll never do it again.. tara being an addict sanai dekhi ani on top of that being mentally unstable...again tehi phase start bhayo...drugs and meaningless sex....just to cope with..which is an excuse; i can rationalize that part... ani about a month ago.. auta kt ko abortion garnu paryo, worst part i dont know mero ho ki haina...kina ki she has a boyfriend too...ani being a rich spoiled girl..24 ki 25 age ho...she asked me for money natra ghar ayera tamasa gardinchu bhanna thalyo...mailay abort ni garidiye ani paisa ni magyo as a compensation re...tyo ni diye....i dont even remember having sex with her ma tetti high thiye,,later found out ki even she did not know usko bf ko baccha thiyo ki mero ani sala shyal kt, testo dhani bhayera...bf sanga ni paisa magecha,,,ma sanga ni..ani usko 2nd abortion raicha tyo...stri charitra daiba na jane...testai testai life chalirako cha, i really have a nice happy life/family.. tara ma chai atti naramro bhaye.. saabb lai khusi parna khojchu, chahine bhanda dherai responsibility linchu and i am quite good at it too..tara addiction is killing me....last 8 days malai 2 din biteko jasto lageko cha..tara 8 din bitecha...i even dont know k k khaye ko ko sanga gaye, k k gare....katti lai jepayo tehi bhane... i lost my friends, brother yo 8 din ma ani i dont know the reason...mailay k k bhane hola jhagada paryo hola..i just have these txts that i dont recall typing...lost as in the sense..relationship bigyo...now i have literally no one to share my feelings with..i am empty..ani going through withdrawals;severe withdrawals....yesterday, i tried to hang myself, tara my dog saved me...khai kasari tha bhayo teslai...mero dhoka agadi ayera bhukeko bhukai garyo, scratch gareko garai garyo..ani baba mamu curious bhayera dhoka dhyan dhyang hanna thalnu bhayo khol khol bhanera...i hid the rope but could not hide my tears...they did not suspect i was literally about to hang myslef...tara they cried ani i realized ki i was doing a bad thing,...not only i was about to kill myslef ki i was about to emotionally murder my parents.......aba i dont know what to do...k garne kaso garne...kaslai bhanne.......i feel nothing..i cut different part of my leg yo sochera ki physical pain bhayo bhane mental pain jancha bhanera, tara jadaina raicha,,,...ma pagal huna atisake...so this is it.....i have nothing more to say...thank you for reading, kasailay padhyo bhane,, yetro lamo post ma padhdina thiye hola...tara kasailay padhyo bhane thank you for you time...be well...have a happy life...thank you

Bc yha marks aa nhi rhe aur subah se 4 bar call aa chuka h coaching k teacher ka. Mere m himmat nhi h ki unse baat kru. Voi puchhenge ki kaisa gya kitne ban rhe h, itna guilt aur lgta h na, sharam aati h yr ki kaise phele itne achhe marks aate the fir dheer dheere Kam hote gye aur ab ye haal h ki teacher ka call tak uthaya nhi ja rha.
inhone hi mujhe bola tha jab mere bht achhe marks aate the ki ese hi padho, bht kam time h ab, bas ek saal Varna drop lena pad jayega and guess what? Lena pad jayega drop lol.
Itne relatives ka bhi call aa chuka h ki kaisa gya paper and sabko disappointment hogi result k bad (close relatives, not those evil ones).
Papa ko bhi itni umeede thi, bht bura lag rha h unki saari umeede Todd di

Jabse college khatam hua , ghar aayi hu kyunki gov job ki tayyari kar rahi. Maut aati hai itna sara akelapan suddenly. For the past 9 years, I’ve constantly been in relationships (long term, serious wale) par 2 mahina pehle jo breakup hua uske baad se single hu. Acha bhi lagta headache nahi hai par akela bhi. Padhai to kar leti but raat ko akelapan. Gym bhi jati hu, kal back muscles dekh ke acha laga hehehe. Valo bhi khel leti, driving bhi seekh rahi par phir raat ho jati aur 12 baje sone jao to 1 baje nind aati.
Ye tanhai se kaise deal karte? Kya karoon ki fulfilled lage? I question myself daily at night that what am i unable to provide myself that I miss my ex but answer hi nahi milta.

Having been an overachiever all my life till 10th, i messed up in the past 2 years. I still got 90%(best of 4 in commerce with maths). I was happy with my marks. My parents are happier than me but now that i heard that a few friends and classmates got more than me(which they obviously would have), idk i feel empty. I wasn't even expecting 90% lekin tab bhi kuch khaali sa lag raha hai. 10th me 97 laake bhi satisfaction nahi mila tha cuz i expected 98😂 I know 10th and 12th marks matter nahi karte. This is how i cope with it. Par mann ko kaise samjhaya jaye😭 Mujhe pata hai i am way luckier than other people. Mere parents 90 pe bhi iphone dilane ko ready hai aur main chutiya hu kahin bhi khushi nahi milti. Why tf do i always want to be no. 1? 10th aur 12th jo classes thoda sa matter karti, wahin number 1 ya top 3 nahi aay

Is barjo inbrahims ne kiya mehar ke sath it's disgusting... request ap sab se hai to mass report her channel for child abuse... People are calling out her for her own love story,for bhabhis daughter ,for Nani ,for ammia everything... people are commenting ki ye sab bhi batao on the other hand log unhe ye tak keh rahe hai jaise sare questions which is related to ibhrahims personal life ignore karte hai to mehar ki ma sach kyu nahi kiya...thanks to those people atleast some of their viewers have mind... Now as multiple people are commenting ki apni love story ka sach bhi batao... Neha faizi it's request please give Saba the taste of her own medicine...what she did with a child is extremely cheap...inke bhi sach batao Jo ye samaj ko bata Rahi hai ki mehar ka sach Aisa tha phir bhi hm usko paal rahe hai..or achaa ban Rahi hai..just reveal each and every truth with proofs ...just reveal their past present future everything...