Nailin palin for free
Watching Cat roast Edwina was pure GOLD
2024.05.05 15:59 annnnamal877 Watching Cat roast Edwina was pure GOLD
Doing a rewatch of DC on peacock and felt compelled to share. I haven’t been a big fan of Cat’s, she’s come across rude and pretentious. She’s so enamored by George Bush and couldn’t separate his person from his policy, recognize her privilege etc. I’ve been annoyed with her.
BUT OMG IM CACKLING at her going to lunch with conservative lobbyist Edwina. At tea she just goes on this unstoppable diatribe about how wrong it is we don’t have free healthcare in the US and just becomes this person Edwina can’t handle. Watching her become increasingly uncomfortable trying to defend Sarah Palin was gold. The whole thing was hilarious. Stonewalling rudeness for good.
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BUT OMG IM CACKLING at her going to lunch with conservative lobbyist Edwina. At tea she just goes on this unstoppable diatribe about how wrong it is we don’t have free healthcare in the US and just becomes this person Edwina can’t handle. Watching her become increasingly uncomfortable trying to defend Sarah Palin was gold. The whole thing was hilarious. Stonewalling rudeness for good.
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2024.04.11 08:13 ebisho Republicans on average are more informed than Democrats and on average have a higher IQ than Democrats, according to the research.
Pew research in 2012 (which is not that long ago) showed that Republicans are more informed than Democrats. You can see this in the section "Partisan Differences in Knowledge" in this article: https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2012/04/11/what-the-public-knows-about-the-political-parties/#partisan-differences-in-knowledge. Not only did "Republicans fare substantially better than Democrats on several questions in the survey," Pew says, but that's "typically the case in surveys about political knowledge." Republicans answered 12.6 of 17 questions correctly, versus 11.4 for Democrats, and Democrats only outperformed the GOP respondents on one policy question.
In addition to being more knowledgeable than Democrats, Republicans also have a higher IQ. A social scientist named Noah Carl found that Republicans have a verbal IQ 2-5 points greater than Democrats. In the abstract of his research paper he says: " ... I find that individuals who identify as Republican have slightly higher verbal intelligence than those who identify as Democrat (2–5 IQ points), and that individuals who supported the Republican Party in elections have slightly higher verbal intelligence than those who supported the Democratic Party (2 IQ points)." You can find his paper at https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0160289614000373.
I also want to mention how the research also shows that social conservatives (those that oppose abortion, oppose gay rights, and oppose secularism) have a lower IQ than those who are socially liberal (those who support abortion rights, support gay rights, and support secularism). So, the religious zealots are on the dumber side of the Republican party, but they are not the whole Republican party. There are socially liberal Republicans who believe in free markets, and they are called classical liberals. And so, as Noah Carl puts it, "My findings suggest that higher intelligence among classically liberal Republicans compensates for lower intelligence among socially conservative Republicans."
I think this is all significant because it plays into important public perceptions of the respective political parties we have in the United States. Many people are disposed to vote for Democrats because it is perceived that Republicans are the stupid party. If one were to base their political beliefs on late-night shows or left-wing media sources, they would no doubt come away with the conclusion that the Republicans are the stupid party. But the reality is that Republican voters generally know more about policy and are better able to think critically through issues (assuming that verbal intelligence translates into better critical thinking). Think about that the next time you hear someone insult MAGA voters, Republican voters, Sarah Palin sympathizers, or George W. Bush sympathizers.
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In addition to being more knowledgeable than Democrats, Republicans also have a higher IQ. A social scientist named Noah Carl found that Republicans have a verbal IQ 2-5 points greater than Democrats. In the abstract of his research paper he says: " ... I find that individuals who identify as Republican have slightly higher verbal intelligence than those who identify as Democrat (2–5 IQ points), and that individuals who supported the Republican Party in elections have slightly higher verbal intelligence than those who supported the Democratic Party (2 IQ points)." You can find his paper at https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0160289614000373.
I also want to mention how the research also shows that social conservatives (those that oppose abortion, oppose gay rights, and oppose secularism) have a lower IQ than those who are socially liberal (those who support abortion rights, support gay rights, and support secularism). So, the religious zealots are on the dumber side of the Republican party, but they are not the whole Republican party. There are socially liberal Republicans who believe in free markets, and they are called classical liberals. And so, as Noah Carl puts it, "My findings suggest that higher intelligence among classically liberal Republicans compensates for lower intelligence among socially conservative Republicans."
I think this is all significant because it plays into important public perceptions of the respective political parties we have in the United States. Many people are disposed to vote for Democrats because it is perceived that Republicans are the stupid party. If one were to base their political beliefs on late-night shows or left-wing media sources, they would no doubt come away with the conclusion that the Republicans are the stupid party. But the reality is that Republican voters generally know more about policy and are better able to think critically through issues (assuming that verbal intelligence translates into better critical thinking). Think about that the next time you hear someone insult MAGA voters, Republican voters, Sarah Palin sympathizers, or George W. Bush sympathizers.
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2024.03.07 21:22 gottacatchemsome The ABC's of DWTS - Contestant Style: B
Yesterday's winner, by a LANDSLIDE: Alfonso Ribeiro!
| Letter | Contestant |
|---|---|
| A | Alfonso Ribeiro |
| B | |
| C | |
| D | |
| E | |
| F | |
| G | |
| H | |
| I | |
| J | |
| K | |
| L | |
| M | |
| N | |
| O | Olivia Jade |
| P | |
| Q | No contestants with this letter |
| R | |
| S | |
| T | |
| U | No contestants with this letter |
| V | |
| W | |
| X | Xochitl Gomez |
| Y | No contestants with this letter |
| Z | Zendaya |
How does it work?
Each day, I'll reshare this board. With each day is a new letter (for example, Day 1 (Today) is A, Day 2 (Tomorrow) is B, Day 3 is C etc.). Similarly to past games u/IndigoWolf4711 has done like Dances of the Seasons and The Pros' Most Memorable Dances, for every day, you can all comment a response of your favorite contestant in that letter, going by their first name. If you have more than one favorite in a particular letter, make a new comment for each contestant. If someone has already posted your favorite contestant, upvote their comment! Before I post the next list, I'll check the results and update the list when I share for the next day!
Every reason for someone being your favorite is valid! Maybe they were the best in their season! Maybe you liked someone's personality! Maybe you just thought someone was hot! THAT'S ALL OKAY! Feel free to thirst in the comments if you want to, we don't judge!
Oh... since Xochitl, Zendaya and Olivia are the only people with their first initials, they're the automatic winners of X, Z and O. A WINNER IS THEY. And since there have been no contestants with Q, U or Y, I'll be skipping those days as well.
Today's letter is B
The contestant pool you're working from is: Billy Ray Cyrus, Brooke Burke, Belinda Carlisle, Buzz Aldrin, Brandy, Bristol Palin, Bill Nye, Brant Daugherty, Bill Engvall, Billy Dee Williams, Betsey Johnson, Bethany Mota, Bindi Irwin, Babyface, Bonner Bolton, Barbara Corcoran, Bobby Bones, Brian Austin Green, Barry WilliamsHave fun, y'all!
2024.02.21 17:55 MeghanClickYourHeels The 50 Worst Decisions in the Past 50 Years of American Politics: These are the historic blunders, scandals, machinations, and lies that have defined our times, by Andy Greene, Rolling Stone
January 22, 2024. Metered paywall.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-lists/worst-decisions-american-politics-1974-2024-1234940313/
When superstar musicians, Hollywood titans, and television power brokers make dumb decisions, the results are pretty negligible. We wind up with a free U2 album on our iPhone, an unfulfilling conclusion to the Godfather saga, or The Brady Bunch Variety Hour.
But when politicians make dumb decisions, the results are quite a bit more serious. If the political ruling class had just a little more sense, we might live in a world where Al Gore was president, Sarah Palin never became a national figure, and Donald Trump remained nothing more than a crooked real estate developer and reality-show host. And since we’re headed into a wild political year where anything feels terrifyingly possible, we’ve assembled a list of the 50 dumbest political decisions of the past 50 years.
We honed it down to the most disastrous gaffes, the most ruinous career-destroying scandals, the bone-headed miscalculations that drove enitre administrations into a ditch, and the strategic blunders that turned hopeful candidates into national punchlines (What up, Ron DeSantis?).
Obviously a list like this has to come with some major caveats. We focused strictly on political blunders, not policy mistakes. That means we aren’t talking about bad legislation like the Defense of Marriage Act or the 1994 crime bill, ill-advised domestic initiatives like the War on Drugs, or foreign-policy fiascos like the invasion of Iraq. We’re instead cataloging stupid machinations, lies, triangulations, acts of hubris, campaign screwups, PR debacles, and epic personal failings.
When ranking our selections, we tried to balance out the sheer stupidity of the decision with the impact it had on the country. Obscure figures like Todd Akin and Rod Blagojevich made the list for saying catastrophically dumb things that shredded their reputations and careers forever, but we didn’t rank them very high because the impact of their stupidity wasn’t that widespread. The top spots were saved for monumentally moronic decisions that changed the course of history, and truly defined our times
We also limited this list to the past five decades because this year marks the 50th anniversary of Nixon’s resignation during Watergate — what better way to honor the greatest presidential self-own of all time. Watergate should’ve been a wake-up call for our political class to start taking the high road. (Jimmy Carter got elected in 1976 on that very idea.) Instead the opposite happened. The media got more cynical and troll-y, politicians got more craven and opportunistic, and the atmosphere in Washington, D.C., became increasingly combative, venal, and polarized. This got even worse when the 24-hour cable-news cycle and online-takedown era kicked in. In a sense, the past 50 years of U.S. history seems like one massive bad decision. Chances are, it’s only going to get worse during the next 50.
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https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-lists/worst-decisions-american-politics-1974-2024-1234940313/
When superstar musicians, Hollywood titans, and television power brokers make dumb decisions, the results are pretty negligible. We wind up with a free U2 album on our iPhone, an unfulfilling conclusion to the Godfather saga, or The Brady Bunch Variety Hour.
But when politicians make dumb decisions, the results are quite a bit more serious. If the political ruling class had just a little more sense, we might live in a world where Al Gore was president, Sarah Palin never became a national figure, and Donald Trump remained nothing more than a crooked real estate developer and reality-show host. And since we’re headed into a wild political year where anything feels terrifyingly possible, we’ve assembled a list of the 50 dumbest political decisions of the past 50 years.
We honed it down to the most disastrous gaffes, the most ruinous career-destroying scandals, the bone-headed miscalculations that drove enitre administrations into a ditch, and the strategic blunders that turned hopeful candidates into national punchlines (What up, Ron DeSantis?).
Obviously a list like this has to come with some major caveats. We focused strictly on political blunders, not policy mistakes. That means we aren’t talking about bad legislation like the Defense of Marriage Act or the 1994 crime bill, ill-advised domestic initiatives like the War on Drugs, or foreign-policy fiascos like the invasion of Iraq. We’re instead cataloging stupid machinations, lies, triangulations, acts of hubris, campaign screwups, PR debacles, and epic personal failings.
When ranking our selections, we tried to balance out the sheer stupidity of the decision with the impact it had on the country. Obscure figures like Todd Akin and Rod Blagojevich made the list for saying catastrophically dumb things that shredded their reputations and careers forever, but we didn’t rank them very high because the impact of their stupidity wasn’t that widespread. The top spots were saved for monumentally moronic decisions that changed the course of history, and truly defined our times
We also limited this list to the past five decades because this year marks the 50th anniversary of Nixon’s resignation during Watergate — what better way to honor the greatest presidential self-own of all time. Watergate should’ve been a wake-up call for our political class to start taking the high road. (Jimmy Carter got elected in 1976 on that very idea.) Instead the opposite happened. The media got more cynical and troll-y, politicians got more craven and opportunistic, and the atmosphere in Washington, D.C., became increasingly combative, venal, and polarized. This got even worse when the 24-hour cable-news cycle and online-takedown era kicked in. In a sense, the past 50 years of U.S. history seems like one massive bad decision. Chances are, it’s only going to get worse during the next 50.
2024.02.05 16:35 Sortarican88 FREE HER! Porn Star Arrested at Matt Rife's Radio City Show
 | TMZ is reporting that we live in a POLICE STATE and not even HIGH ART THESPIANS are safe from their clutches. Famed actress Lisa Ann, star of the critically acclaimed Who's Nailin' Paylin' and Big Wet Butts 11, was arrested last night after officers claim she looked at her phone during Matt Rife's Radio City Show. submitted by Sortarican88 to DListedCommunity [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/t4lb1p6k9sgc1.jpg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c54dd40e88e8ed97565f4e092a3183d77a9687 If looking at your phone during Matt Rife's comedy is a crime, you can call me Al Capone (yawn). It's not like she committed a real crime, like texting during a Patti Lupone show. Lisa was seated second row and was caught futzing with her phone twenty minutes in . Eight ushers swarmed and booted her from the show. Police then escorted her out of the venue and gave her two choices. 5150 hold (72 hour mental health detention) or arrest. An ambulance came while they detained her in cuffs. She was not accepted by the hospital and police again gave her an ultimatum. Either leave without a peep, or go straight to jail. Lisa Ann is just as smart as she looks in those Sarah Palin porn librarian glasses, and opted to get the hell out. Some narcs who work at the venue have since accused Lisa Ann of acting erratically and having a few alcoholic drinks. I KNOW, SHOCKING BEHAVIOR FOR A COMEDY SHOW PATRON. While most comedy shows have a two drink minimum, it'll take me about 4 to laugh at that tragic himbo's material. Lisa has no plans to sue (yet), but wants an explanation from the venue or NYPD. Honey, don't hold your breathe. You'll regret this Radio City, in the words of another famous poon peddler, big, mistake, big. HUGE! |
2024.02.05 11:03 NottinghamBot Upcoming live music events in Nottingham (week starting February 05)
Mon 05 Feb 2024
| Time | Artists | Genre | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18:00 | PLANTOID (with Conchúr White) | Indie Rock | Rough Trade |
| 18:30 | The Wood Brothers (with Robbie Cavanagh) | Folk, Blues | Bodega Social |
| 19:00 | Florence Black (with James and the Cold Gun) | Hard Rock | Rescue Rooms |
Tue 06 Feb 2024
| Time | Artists | Genre | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 | Bombay Bicycle Club (with Coach Party) | Indie, British, Indie Rock | Rock City |
Wed 07 Feb 2024
| Time | Artists | Genre | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18:30 | The Vaccines (with The Divorce, Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers) | Indie Rock, Indie, British | Rock City |
| 18:30 | Jeff Rosenstock | Pop Punk, Punk, Power Pop | Rescue Rooms |
| 19:00 | The Purple Hat Mob | Jam Café | |
| 22:00 | (CLUB)Disco Bangs: The Garden Of Disco #008 | House, Funky House, Disco House | Secret Garden |
Thu 08 Feb 2024
| Time | Artists | Genre | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18:00 | Haiku Hands (with Arch Femmesis) | Electropop, Electronic, Indie | Rock City |
| 19:00 | King Nun (with Bloodworm) | Indie Rock, Garage Rock | Bodega Social |
| 19:00 | Nigel Price (with Mark Crooks, Marianne Windham) | Bonington Theatre, Arnold |
Fri 09 Feb 2024
| Time | Artists | Genre | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18:30 | Example (with Hayla) | Hip-Hop, Electronic, British | Rock City |
| 18:30 | As Everything Unfolds (with South Arcade, DARLAH) | Post-Hardcore | Rescue Rooms |
| 19:00 | Manu Delago | Hang Drum, Ambient, Experimental | Metronome |
| 19:00 | Hecate Enthroned (with Lost Brethren, Mordhau) | Black Metal, Symphonic Black Metal | Ye Olde Salutation Inn (The Sal) |
| 19:30 | MICKEY CALLISTO (with Baby Tap) | Indie Pop, New Wave, Synth Pop | The Chameleon |
| 20:00 | (CLUB)Antidote Friday @ Poison Bar Hockley | House, Deep House, Tech House | Poison Inc |
| 22:00 | (CLUB)Square One Nottingham: Camo & Krooked (360 special) | Drum n Bass | Stealth |
| N/A | Ye Woodbeast | JT Soar |
Sat 10 Feb 2024
| Time | Artists | Genre | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13:00 | (CLUB)Juicy - The Secret 6th Birthday | Hard House, Hard Dance, Bounce | Billy Bootleggers Bar |
| 18:00 | Enter Shikari (with NOAHFINNCE, Fever333) | Post-Hardcore, Trancecore | Motorpoint Arena |
| 18:30 | Evil Scarecrow (with INTHEWHALE, I Am Your God) | Black Metal | Rock City |
| 18:30 | Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican (with The Sweetchunks band) | British, Uk | Rescue Rooms |
| 19:00 | Big Country (with The Icicle Works) | New Wave, 80S, Rock | The Level, |
| 19:00 | Michael Cera Palin (with Lakes (UK), algae bloom) | Indie, Math Rock | Bodega Social |
| 19:30 | Our Man In The Field | The Chapel at The Angel Microbrewery | |
| 19:30 | The Bracknall | Rough Trade | |
| 19:45 | Burial Røt (with Silverburn, Haus Horo) | The Chameleon | |
| 20:00 | The Noise Next Door (with Jon Pearson) | Pop, Male Vocalists, Crap | Just the Tonic Metronome |
| 21:00 | (CLUB)Zealous: Club Return | Deep House, Tech House, Minimal Techno | White Noise |
| 22:00 | (CLUB)Garage vs Bassline - Nottinghams Biggest Genre Clash | UK Garage, Drum n Bass, Bassline | The Tunnel Club |
| 22:00 | (CLUB)Valentines Ball - For the Lovers & Friends | UK Garage, R&B, Dancehall | The Ghost Nightclub |
| 22:00 | (CLUB)SECRET GARDEN RAVE. Nottingham | House, Deep House, Disco House | Secret Garden |
| 22:30 | (CLUB)UK-Garage & Basslines | UK Garage, Drum n Bass, Bassline | Tunnel Nightclub |
Sun 11 Feb 2024
| Time | Artists | Genre | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 | Malevolence (with Pain of Truth, Rough Justice) | Hardcore, Metalcore | Rescue Rooms |
| 19:30 | Seek Warmth (with Content Provider, Jumper Boy) | Jangle Pop, Shoegaze, Noise Pop | Chameleon Arts Cafe |
Feel free to use these posts to share information regarding any other gigs.
2024.01.27 08:03 giancarlo-w MASTER POST: My imaginary elections
The American Third Republic
X, but it's Y
Royal America
Eureka-2 Timeline
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- The 2027 United States federal elections
- The 2027 United States Senate election in California
- The 2030 United States Senate elections
- A Second Convention and a New Constitution
- Political Parties in the United States Congress in 2030, and an Honorable Mention
- The 2022 United States gubernatorial elections, with states that flipped relative to our timeline
- The Republican Apocalypse in Virginia: The 2021 governors and Delegates races (after a more violent January 6)
- The January 2021 United States House of Representatives Speaker elections, plus what happened on January 6 in my American Third Republic timeline
- Blue Oklahoma? Almost, but not quite.
- The 2028 United States presidential election (full writeup)
- The 2024 United States presidential election in my American Third Republic timeline
- The 2031 United States House of Representatives elections
- Third Time's The Charm: Bobby Kennedy's Runs for the Presidency
- 1992: Bobby Kennedy runs for re-election
- A proportional representation US election based on the 2021 Pew Typology report
- BREAKING NEWS: The results of today’s snap US election (11/27/24) [all parties competing]
- The 2024 United States government formation, and concurrent leadership elections
- Parties with seats in the United States Congress in 2024
X, but it's Y
Royal America
Eureka-2 Timeline
- ALEXEI: The 2021 Russian federal election
- 1951: The Confederate States holds its first elections after its defeat in World War II (Feb 2024 contest winner!)
- Map of North America (1949-1990)
- Avoiding the Rematch: A Trump-Free, Biden-Free 2024, as Decided by this Sub (Dem primary; Rep primary; General)
- Electoral College Hell: An alternate 2012 where Sarah Palin wins, but Obama wins the popular vote by TWELVE percentage points
- Kim Jong-Un decides he's so popular he doesn't need to resort to electoral fraud. BIG mistake. (Mar 2024 contest winner!)
- Hypothetical 2024 US presidential results (explanation in comments)
- A fifty-party US election with completely random results
- “The Last Shall Be First, And The First Last”: The 2020 US presidential election if every last-place finisher instead won the state
- Battle of the Perennials [poll]
- 1992: Ross Perot (Nearly) Ruins Everything (Jan 2024 contest entry)
- Red Moon Rising: The 2023 United Kingdom General election, based on a poll conducted in December 2022
- The 2019 Republic of Great Britain Presidential Election (With and Without Electoral College!)
- US presidential elections in a world where your vote is weighted by your annual income (2012 - 2020)
2024.01.24 01:35 theosamabahama Why Trump supporters are so loyal - A brief history of Trump voters
I wrote a comment responding to a user on the sub, who asked why Trump voters are so loyal to him. Why they dismiss any criticism as "fake news" and vote for him no matter what, even after all the evidence of what he has said and done. I decided to turn my comment into a post. And I want to preface by saying that I'm not blaming the left or liberals for MAGA. MAGA is responsible for their own beliefs and behaviours. I'm just explaining how the environment and the culture wars affect people's minds.
Edit: I edited the post to add some important stuff that were missing and rewrote some parts to better convey what I originally meant.
Before Obama got elected, there were already some seeds of Trumpism in the republican party. 9/11 led to an increase in paranoia and islamophobia. There were conspiracy theories that Obama was secretly muslim and that he wasn't a natural born citizen (which Trump himself espoused). At the same time, the disaster of the George W Bush's presidency made republicans turn on the party establishment and become more skeptical of getting involved in foreign wars and of big corporations like banks. John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his VP to appeal to the populist wing of the party.
Demographics, social media and culture wars
But regardless, Obama was elected and America started going through fast demographic, cultural and technological changes in the 2010's. In the same year that America elected their first black president, Christianity also started to decline rapidly, with a 1 percentage point decline of christians as a share of the population every year, while non-religious people grew equally fast. Immigration reached an all time high, comparable to the immigriation of the late 1800s (that also saw anti-immigrant sentiment, with the irish, italians, austrians and chinese).
Smartphones and social media became commonplace, leading to greater exposure of liberals and progressives, a new feminist wave, a rising LGBT movement, BLM and an emergent environmentalist movement, primarly led by the growing millenial generation. 2014 saw the Ferguson riots and gay marriage would be legalized in 2015.
This lead to conservatives feeling under attack and feeling like foreigners in their own country. The Tea Party starts immediately after Obama's inauguration, on January of 2009, leading to big wins for the republicans in the midterms in 2010 and significant change inside the party establishment. The Ron Paul campaign of 2012 had populist influences. Terrorist attacks by ISIS amplifies islamophobia.
Around 2014, a new edgy counterculture of the right started to emerge online, with with figures like Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson and Lauren Southern, and trends like SJW memes and Gamergate. It was small and mostly online, but it served as a thermometer of the culture wars.
Erosion of trust in institutions
Journalists, Hollywood, scientists, academia and social media moderators are overwhelmingly liberal and started being more vocal about their beliefs. This lead conservatives to lose trust in institutions, primarily the news, science and experts, which left them vulnerable to paranoia, misinformation, conspiracy theories and moral panics. Which is further amplified by social media.
The defeat of Mitt Romney in 2012 made republicans disatisfied in their own party's establishment for not being combative and right-wing enough.
The Edward Snowden leaks happened in 2013, leading to americans as a whole losing further trust in institutions, this time the government and a three letter agency (the NSA).
Trump gets elected, the culture wars go into full gear
Trump becomes their leader because he says exactly what they are thinking: The media lies; liberals, immigrants and the elites are destroying America; and the republican establishment is not doing what's necessary to stop this. He also brings working class white voters from the midwest into the party by going after free trade and China. He wins the republican nomination and becomes president.
But until 2016, the culture wars were still small in comparison to today. Which is why Donald Trump took people by surprise. His election only accelerated this trend, though. This time, it was liberal America full felt under attack and shifted even further to the left as a reaction.
The MeToo movement started in 2017. Minority representation in news media, movies, shows, and video games increased (DEI came a bit later). The trans movement got visibility. Environmentalist protests took the world by storm. The twitter and reddit crowd became even more extreme. Deplatforming became a common left-wing strategy. 2020 had the pandemic and BLM protests, it's also the year where "cancel culture" peaked at Google Trends. Moderation of social media became even more "hardline" with misinformation about the pandemic and the election roaming.
Brands also start to take part in the culture wars. Adopting rainbows in their logos during pride month, a black logo during the BLM protests, Disney with LGBT characters, as well as a variety of advertisements (Pepsi, Gillette, Budlight). This made republicans, who have always been more pro-business, lose trust in corporations as well. Add another institution that Trump voters lost trust in (corporations).
The liberal existential threat and the psychology of Trump as saviour
Now Trump voters start seeing liberal America as an existential threat and so hang on to authority figures to protect them. Trump is this figure because he is the one who is saying what they want to hear (and also because he was the president during that time, so he becomes the standard leader). They can't abandon Trump because of the crazy and illegal stuff he does, because that would mean letting Democrats win and surrendering to the liberal existential threat. This is why Trump says "If you don't vote, we are not gonna have a country anymore".
But admitting to themselves they wasted years of their lives (and possibly fought with friends and families) to support a racist crazy criminal would be too painful to them (sunken cost fallacy) and they would lose the community and purpose they've found with MAGA. So instead they convince themselves that every criticism of Trump is a lie or fake news (cognitive dissonance).
The Big Lie that Trump won in 2020 was genius, because it prevented Trump from being seen as a loser and it only turned him into a victim in his followers eyes. It further amplifies the fear of the liberal threat ("the elites even took over the elections!") which keeps them on his side. And it justifies anti-democratic measures as a way to preserve democracy ("because the Democrats are the ones cheating!"). The 2025 project of firing 50,000 federal workers is seen by Trump supporters as a way to take on the "deep state" that sabotaged his presidency while he was in office, instead of what really is: the first steps of a future coup.
This context creates the foundations of a cult: A baseless but unshakable belief of a threat from the outside world and a perfect charismatic authoritarian leader who is the only one who can save us from the threat. And once this mentality has been established, especially when it comes with a community and purpose, it's super hard to break it. Which is why MAGA continues strong even after Trump is out of office.
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Edit: I edited the post to add some important stuff that were missing and rewrote some parts to better convey what I originally meant.
A Brief History of Trump voters
The rootsBefore Obama got elected, there were already some seeds of Trumpism in the republican party. 9/11 led to an increase in paranoia and islamophobia. There were conspiracy theories that Obama was secretly muslim and that he wasn't a natural born citizen (which Trump himself espoused). At the same time, the disaster of the George W Bush's presidency made republicans turn on the party establishment and become more skeptical of getting involved in foreign wars and of big corporations like banks. John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his VP to appeal to the populist wing of the party.
Demographics, social media and culture wars
But regardless, Obama was elected and America started going through fast demographic, cultural and technological changes in the 2010's. In the same year that America elected their first black president, Christianity also started to decline rapidly, with a 1 percentage point decline of christians as a share of the population every year, while non-religious people grew equally fast. Immigration reached an all time high, comparable to the immigriation of the late 1800s (that also saw anti-immigrant sentiment, with the irish, italians, austrians and chinese).
Smartphones and social media became commonplace, leading to greater exposure of liberals and progressives, a new feminist wave, a rising LGBT movement, BLM and an emergent environmentalist movement, primarly led by the growing millenial generation. 2014 saw the Ferguson riots and gay marriage would be legalized in 2015.
This lead to conservatives feeling under attack and feeling like foreigners in their own country. The Tea Party starts immediately after Obama's inauguration, on January of 2009, leading to big wins for the republicans in the midterms in 2010 and significant change inside the party establishment. The Ron Paul campaign of 2012 had populist influences. Terrorist attacks by ISIS amplifies islamophobia.
Around 2014, a new edgy counterculture of the right started to emerge online, with with figures like Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson and Lauren Southern, and trends like SJW memes and Gamergate. It was small and mostly online, but it served as a thermometer of the culture wars.
Erosion of trust in institutions
Journalists, Hollywood, scientists, academia and social media moderators are overwhelmingly liberal and started being more vocal about their beliefs. This lead conservatives to lose trust in institutions, primarily the news, science and experts, which left them vulnerable to paranoia, misinformation, conspiracy theories and moral panics. Which is further amplified by social media.
The defeat of Mitt Romney in 2012 made republicans disatisfied in their own party's establishment for not being combative and right-wing enough.
The Edward Snowden leaks happened in 2013, leading to americans as a whole losing further trust in institutions, this time the government and a three letter agency (the NSA).
Trump gets elected, the culture wars go into full gear
Trump becomes their leader because he says exactly what they are thinking: The media lies; liberals, immigrants and the elites are destroying America; and the republican establishment is not doing what's necessary to stop this. He also brings working class white voters from the midwest into the party by going after free trade and China. He wins the republican nomination and becomes president.
But until 2016, the culture wars were still small in comparison to today. Which is why Donald Trump took people by surprise. His election only accelerated this trend, though. This time, it was liberal America full felt under attack and shifted even further to the left as a reaction.
The MeToo movement started in 2017. Minority representation in news media, movies, shows, and video games increased (DEI came a bit later). The trans movement got visibility. Environmentalist protests took the world by storm. The twitter and reddit crowd became even more extreme. Deplatforming became a common left-wing strategy. 2020 had the pandemic and BLM protests, it's also the year where "cancel culture" peaked at Google Trends. Moderation of social media became even more "hardline" with misinformation about the pandemic and the election roaming.
Brands also start to take part in the culture wars. Adopting rainbows in their logos during pride month, a black logo during the BLM protests, Disney with LGBT characters, as well as a variety of advertisements (Pepsi, Gillette, Budlight). This made republicans, who have always been more pro-business, lose trust in corporations as well. Add another institution that Trump voters lost trust in (corporations).
The liberal existential threat and the psychology of Trump as saviour
Now Trump voters start seeing liberal America as an existential threat and so hang on to authority figures to protect them. Trump is this figure because he is the one who is saying what they want to hear (and also because he was the president during that time, so he becomes the standard leader). They can't abandon Trump because of the crazy and illegal stuff he does, because that would mean letting Democrats win and surrendering to the liberal existential threat. This is why Trump says "If you don't vote, we are not gonna have a country anymore".
But admitting to themselves they wasted years of their lives (and possibly fought with friends and families) to support a racist crazy criminal would be too painful to them (sunken cost fallacy) and they would lose the community and purpose they've found with MAGA. So instead they convince themselves that every criticism of Trump is a lie or fake news (cognitive dissonance).
The Big Lie that Trump won in 2020 was genius, because it prevented Trump from being seen as a loser and it only turned him into a victim in his followers eyes. It further amplifies the fear of the liberal threat ("the elites even took over the elections!") which keeps them on his side. And it justifies anti-democratic measures as a way to preserve democracy ("because the Democrats are the ones cheating!"). The 2025 project of firing 50,000 federal workers is seen by Trump supporters as a way to take on the "deep state" that sabotaged his presidency while he was in office, instead of what really is: the first steps of a future coup.
This context creates the foundations of a cult: A baseless but unshakable belief of a threat from the outside world and a perfect charismatic authoritarian leader who is the only one who can save us from the threat. And once this mentality has been established, especially when it comes with a community and purpose, it's super hard to break it. Which is why MAGA continues strong even after Trump is out of office.
2024.01.15 17:18 MeghanClickYourHeels Fox News Isn’t A Kingmaker, by Paul Farhi
The Atlantic, January 14, 2023.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/fox-news-donald-trump-ron-desantis/677116/
As the 2024 Republican presidential field began to stir three years ago, Fox News tried to make Ron DeSantis happen. From the week of the 2020 election through February 2021, the network invited DeSantis to appear 113 times, or almost once a day, according to the Tampa Bay Times. In an email uncovered by that newspaper, one Fox producer gushed to a member of DeSantis’s staff, “We see him as the future of the party.”
Maybe, but the future isn’t now. After that early burst of attention, the DeSantis bandwagon never got out of the garage. DeSantis’s national support crested at about 30 percent in early 2023 before slipping to less than half that figure. His presidential campaign will be lucky to survive beyond an expected pounding in tomorrow’s Iowa caucus and further humiliation in the New Hampshire primary. That has much to do with his charisma-free persona and his party’s devotion to Donald Trump, but it also reveals something about Fox’s vaunted power to shape Republican politics—namely, that it’s a myth.
For at least two decades, Fox’s alleged Svengali-like control of Republican voters has been an article of faith among academics and in much of the mainstream media. One 2017 study in the American Economic Review, for example, suggested that Fox alone could explain the entire increase in American political polarization from 2000 to 2008, a stunning conclusion given the complicated dynamics at play among tens of millions of voters. Fox is, of course, indispensable as a platform for Republican candidates and conservative talking points. It has predictably savaged the Democratic candidate in every election since Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes launched the network in 1996. It has also helped promote a smorgasbord of conservative culture-war memes, such as the “War on Christmas,” dubious COVID cures, and attacks on critical race theory. And yet, for all its cultural clout and Nielsen dominance, Fox has never been able to direct the course of Republican electoral politics.
In 2008, Ailes and his network briefly swooned over Mike Huckabee, the genial former governor of Arkansas, an evangelical minister who was perhaps the most conservative candidate in the field. Huckabee won the Iowa caucus in an upset, but his campaign petered out soon after. Republicans instead chose John McCain as their nominee. (Huckabee went on to host a Fox show.) Murdoch went all in on Rick Santorum in 2012 (“Only candidate with genuine big vision for country,” he tweeted at one point); Santorum, a longtime Fox contributor, also won Iowa in an upset, but faded like Huckabee thereafter. Republicans went for Mitt Romney instead. In the interim, Fox tried and failed to resurrect Sarah Palin as a national figure, keeping her on the payroll as a talking head for five years. Even during the Trump boom in the 2016 cycle, Fox was arguably more favorable to Ted Cruz until Cruz finally capitulated, late in the primaries. Only at that point did Fox fully embrace Trump. (The most influential Trump media booster, arguably, was CNN, which turned over enormous blocks of airtime to the flaming spectacles that were his rallies.)
Whichever candidate Fox News might support at the outset of a primary, it reliably comes to support the eventual Republican nominee. This suggests that it’s less a kingmaker than a courtier, pledging support to those already on the throne. Rather than influencing its viewers, it is influenced by them. There is no clearer example of this dynamic than the financial and journalistic debacle that was the Dominion Voting Systems defamation lawsuit. Fox’s parent company paid $787.5 million to settle Dominion’s claims that Fox had smeared the company by alleging that its election hardware had flipped votes from Trump to Joe Biden in 2020. Depositions showed that Fox’s top personalities and executives, including Murdoch, were well aware that Dominion wasn’t at the center of a conspiracy to cheat Trump out of reelection, even as Fox hosts and guests continued to say so on the air.
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https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/fox-news-donald-trump-ron-desantis/677116/
As the 2024 Republican presidential field began to stir three years ago, Fox News tried to make Ron DeSantis happen. From the week of the 2020 election through February 2021, the network invited DeSantis to appear 113 times, or almost once a day, according to the Tampa Bay Times. In an email uncovered by that newspaper, one Fox producer gushed to a member of DeSantis’s staff, “We see him as the future of the party.”
Maybe, but the future isn’t now. After that early burst of attention, the DeSantis bandwagon never got out of the garage. DeSantis’s national support crested at about 30 percent in early 2023 before slipping to less than half that figure. His presidential campaign will be lucky to survive beyond an expected pounding in tomorrow’s Iowa caucus and further humiliation in the New Hampshire primary. That has much to do with his charisma-free persona and his party’s devotion to Donald Trump, but it also reveals something about Fox’s vaunted power to shape Republican politics—namely, that it’s a myth.
For at least two decades, Fox’s alleged Svengali-like control of Republican voters has been an article of faith among academics and in much of the mainstream media. One 2017 study in the American Economic Review, for example, suggested that Fox alone could explain the entire increase in American political polarization from 2000 to 2008, a stunning conclusion given the complicated dynamics at play among tens of millions of voters. Fox is, of course, indispensable as a platform for Republican candidates and conservative talking points. It has predictably savaged the Democratic candidate in every election since Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes launched the network in 1996. It has also helped promote a smorgasbord of conservative culture-war memes, such as the “War on Christmas,” dubious COVID cures, and attacks on critical race theory. And yet, for all its cultural clout and Nielsen dominance, Fox has never been able to direct the course of Republican electoral politics.
In 2008, Ailes and his network briefly swooned over Mike Huckabee, the genial former governor of Arkansas, an evangelical minister who was perhaps the most conservative candidate in the field. Huckabee won the Iowa caucus in an upset, but his campaign petered out soon after. Republicans instead chose John McCain as their nominee. (Huckabee went on to host a Fox show.) Murdoch went all in on Rick Santorum in 2012 (“Only candidate with genuine big vision for country,” he tweeted at one point); Santorum, a longtime Fox contributor, also won Iowa in an upset, but faded like Huckabee thereafter. Republicans went for Mitt Romney instead. In the interim, Fox tried and failed to resurrect Sarah Palin as a national figure, keeping her on the payroll as a talking head for five years. Even during the Trump boom in the 2016 cycle, Fox was arguably more favorable to Ted Cruz until Cruz finally capitulated, late in the primaries. Only at that point did Fox fully embrace Trump. (The most influential Trump media booster, arguably, was CNN, which turned over enormous blocks of airtime to the flaming spectacles that were his rallies.)
Whichever candidate Fox News might support at the outset of a primary, it reliably comes to support the eventual Republican nominee. This suggests that it’s less a kingmaker than a courtier, pledging support to those already on the throne. Rather than influencing its viewers, it is influenced by them. There is no clearer example of this dynamic than the financial and journalistic debacle that was the Dominion Voting Systems defamation lawsuit. Fox’s parent company paid $787.5 million to settle Dominion’s claims that Fox had smeared the company by alleging that its election hardware had flipped votes from Trump to Joe Biden in 2020. Depositions showed that Fox’s top personalities and executives, including Murdoch, were well aware that Dominion wasn’t at the center of a conspiracy to cheat Trump out of reelection, even as Fox hosts and guests continued to say so on the air.
2024.01.08 18:43 FakeElectionMaker 2016 United States presidential election with my OCs as the five presidential candidates
 | The POD is that the Bayh-Cellar amendment gets ratified in January 2013, causing the United States' parties to split, which caused all potential 2016 candidates (other than the five eventual ones) to sit out of the race. submitted by FakeElectionMaker to imaginaryelections [link] [comments] Tickets
Cunningham won 5% of the vote, running on an identical platform to the paleoconservative, right-wing populist and George Wallace fan Andrews, outside of trade and foreign policy, where he is hawkish and supports free trade. His best state was Utah, where he finished third, squeezed between the two other right-wing candidates. Steve Welch is an atheist who believes the existence of any gods is impossible, and it was found he paid for his wife to have an abortion in 1978. In a divisive and negative second round campaign, Andrews was elected by running on tax cuts, tariffs and attacks on his "politically correct" opponent. Andrews would defeat Bernie Sanders for reelection in 2020, after taking advantage of the breakdown of the two-party system to begin democratic backsliding in the US. |
2024.01.07 22:37 FakeElectionMaker 2016 United States presidential election with my OCs as the five presidential candidates
 | The POD is that the Bayh-Cellar amendment gets ratified in January 2013, causing the United States' parties to split, which caused all potential 2016 candidates (other than the five eventual ones) to sit out of the race. submitted by FakeElectionMaker to GustavosAltUniverses [link] [comments] Tickets
Cunningham won 5% of the vote, running on an identical platform to the paleoconservative, right-wing populist and George Wallace fan Andrews, outside of trade and foreign policy, where he is hawkish and supports free trade. His best state was Utah, where he finished third, squeezed between the two other right-wing candidates. Steve Welch is an atheist who believes the existence of any gods is impossible, and it was found he paid for his wife to have an abortion in 1978. In a divisive and negative second round campaign, Andrews was elected by running on tax cuts, tariffs and attacks on his "politically correct" opponent. Andrews would defeat Bernie Sanders for reelection in 2020, after taking advantage of the breakdown of the two-party system to begin democratic backsliding in the US. |
2023.12.24 04:23 PJ-The-Awesome Masked Singer Birthdays: Season 1-10
(Spoiler tag for now)
The Host and Panelists:
Nick Cannon-October 8th
Robin Thicke-March 10th
Jenny McCarthy-November 1st
Ken Jeong-July 13th
Nicole Scherzinger-June 29th
The Contestants:
Season 1:
Hippo/Antonio Brown-July 10th
Pineapple/Tommy Chong-May 24th
DeeTerry Bradshaw-September 2nd
Poodle/Margaret Cho-December 5th
Unicorn/Tori Spelling-May 16th
Raven/Ricki Lake-September 21st
Alien/LaToya Jackson-May 29th
Lion/Rumer Willis-August 16th
Rabbit/Joey Fatone-January 28th
Bee/Gladys Knight-May 28th
Peacock/Donny Osmond-December 9th
MonsteT-Pain-September 30th
Season 2:
Egg/Johnny Weir-July 2nd
Ice Cream/Tyler "Ninja" Blevins-June 5th
Panda/Laila Ali-December 30th
Eagle/Dr. Drew Pinsky-September 4th
Skeleton/Paul Shaffer-November 28th
Penguin/Sherri Shepherd-April 22nd
Black Widow/Raven Symone-December 10th
Ladybug/Kelly Osbourne-October 27th
FlowePatti LaBelle-May 24th
Butterfly/Michelle Williams-July 23rd
Tree/Ana Gasteyer-May 4th
Thingamajig/Victor Oladipo-May 4th
Leopard/Seal-February 19th
Flamingo/Adrienne Bailon-October 24th
RottweileChris Daughtry-December 26th
Fox/Wayne Brady-June 2nd
Season 3:
Robot/Lil Wayne-September 27th
Llama/Drew Carey-May 23rd
Miss MonsteChaka Khan-March 23rd
Elephant/Tony Hawk-May 12th
Mouse/Dionne Warwick-December 12th
Taco/Tom Bergeron-May 6th
BeaSarah Palin-February 11th
Swan/Bella Thorne-October 8th
T-Rex/Jojo Siwa-May 19th
White TigeRob Gronkowski-May 14th
Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods-September 23rd
Banana/Bret Michaels-March 15th
Astronaut/Hunter Hayes-September 9th
Kitty/Jackie Evancho-April 9th
Rhino/Barry Zito-May 13th
Frog/Bow Wow-March 9th
Turtle/Jesse McCartney-April 9th
Night Angel/Kandi Burruss-May 17th
Season 4:
Dragon/Busta Rhymes-May 20th
Gremlin/Mickey Rourke-September 16th
Giraffe/Brian Austin Green-July 15th
Baby Alien/Mark Sanchez-November 11th
Lips/Wendy Williams-July 18th
Squiggly MonsteBob Saget-May 17th
Snow Owls/The Blacks-February 4th(Clint Black);June 1st(Lisa Hartman Black)
Serpent/Dr. Elvis Francois-September 28th(this info is courtesy of u/free_yams)
Whatchamacallit/Lonzo Ball-October 27th
Broccoli/Paul Anka-July 30th
Popcorn/Taylor Dayne-March 7th
Seahorse/Tori Kelly-December 14th
Jellyfish/Chloe Kim-April 23rd
Crocodile/Nick Carter-January 28th
Mushroom/Aloe Blacc-January 7th
Sun/LeAnn Rhimes-August 28th
Season 5
Snail/Kermit the Frog-May 9th
Phoenix/Caitlyn Jenner-October 28th
Raccoon/Danny Trejo-May 16th
Grandpa MonsteLogan Paul-April 1st
Orca/Mark McGrath-March 15th
Crab/Bobby Brown-February 5th
Seashell/Tamera Mowry-July 6th
Robopine/Tyrese Gibson-December 30th
Russian Dolls/Hanson Brothers-March 14th(Taylor);October 22nd(Zac);November 17th(Isaac)
Cluedle-Doo/Donnie Wahlberg-August 17th
Yeti/Omarion-November 12th
Chameleon/Wiz Khalifa-September 8th
Black Swan/Jojo-December 20th
Piglet/Nick Lachey-November 9th
Season 6:
Octopus/Dwight Howard-December 8th
Mother Nature/Vivica A. Fox-July 30th
Pufferfish/Toni Braxton-October 7th
Dalmatian/Tyga-November 19th
Baby/Larry the Cable Guy-February 17th
Cupcake/Ruth Pointer-March 19th
HamsteRob Schneider-October 31st
Beach Ball/Honey Boo Boo and Mama June-August 28th(Honey Boo Boo); August 10th(Mama June)
PeppeNatasha Bedingfield-November 26th
JesteJohnny Rotten-January 31st
Mallard/Willie Robertson-April 22nd
CaterpillaBobby Berk-August 25th
Skunk/Faith Evans-June 10th
Banana Split/David Foster and Katherine McPhee-March 25th(Katherine McPhee); November 1st(David Foster)
Bull/Todrick Hall-April 4th
Queen of Hearts/Jewel-May 23rd
Season 7:
McTerrieDuff Goldman-September 17th
Ram/Joe Buck-April 25th
Cyclops/Jorge Garcia-April 28th
Thingamabob/Jordan Mailata-March 31st
LemuChristine Brinkley-February 2nd
Hydra/Penn and Teller-March 5th(Penn); February 14th(Teller)
Armadillo/Dog the Bounty Hunter-February 2nd
Ms. Teddy/Jennifer Holiday-October 19th
Jack-In-The-Box/Rudy Giuliani-May 28th
Baby Mammoth/Kirstie Alley-January 12th
Space Bunny/Shaggy-October 22nd
Queen Cobras/En Vogue-September 5th(Terry Ellis); September 26th(Cindy Herron); May 10th(Rhonda Bennett)
Prince/Cheyenne Jackson-July 12th
RingmasteHayley Orrantia-February 21st
Firefly/Teyana Taylor-December 10th
Season 8:
Knight/William Shatner-March 22nd
Hedgehog/Eric Idle-March 29th
Hummingbird/Chris Kirkpatrick-October 17th
Pi-Rat/Jeff Dunham-April 18th
PantheMontell Jordan-December 3rd
Mummies/Brady Bunch-December 19th(Mike Lookinland), September 30th(Barry Williams), November 7th(Christopher Knight)
Fortune TelleDaymond John-February 23rd
Maize/Mario Cantone-December 9th
Mermaid/Gloria Gaynor-September 7th
Beetle/Jerry Springer-February 13th
Robo Girl/Kat Graham-September 5th
Walrus/Joey Lawrence-April 20th
Milkshake/Le'Veon Bell-February 18th
Venus Fly Trap/George Foreman-January 10th
GopheGeorge Clinton-July 22nd
Bride/Chris Jericho-November 9th
Avocado/Adam Carolla-May 27th
Scarecrow/Linda Blair-January 22nd
Sir Bug a Boo/Ray Parker Jr.-May 1st
Snowstorm/Nikki Glaser-June 1st
Lambs/Williams Phillips-February 12th(Chynna Phillips), October 16th(Wendy Wilson), April 29th(Carnie Wilson)
Harp/Amber Riley-February 15th
Season 9:
Gnome/Dick Van Dyke-December 13th
Mustang/Sara Evans-February 5th
Rock LobsteHowie Mandel-November 29th
Night Owl/Debbie Gibson-August 31st
Polar BeaGrandmaster Flash-January 1st
Wolf/Michael Bolton-February 26th
Squirrel: Malin Akerman-May 12th
Jackalope/Lele Pons-June 25th
Axolotl/Alexa Bliss-August 9th
Fairy/Holly Robinson Peete-September 18th
Moose/George Wendt-October 17th
Scorpio/Christine Quinn-October 14th
Doll/Dee Snider-March 15th
Dandelion/Alicia Witt-August 21st
Lamp/Melissa Joan Hart-April 18th
Mantis/Lou Diamond Phillips-February 17th
Gargoyle/Keena Allen-April 27th
UFO/Olivia Culpo-May 8th
California Rolls/Pentatonix-October 5th(Kevin Olusola), May 16th(Kirstin Maldonado), July 24th(Mitch Grassi), February 11th(Matt Sallee), September 17th(Scott Hoying)
Macaw/David Archuleta-December 28th
Medusa/Bishop Briggs-July 18th
Season 10:
Rubber Ducky/Anthony Anderson-August 15th
DiveTom Sandoval-July 7th
Pickle/Michael Rapaport-March 20th
Royal Hen/Billie Jean King-November 22nd
Hawk/Tyler Posey-October 18th
Hibiscus/Luann de Lesseps-May 17th
Cuddle MonsteMetta World Peace-November 13th
S'more/Ashley Parker Angel-August 1st
Husky/Ginuwine-October 15th
Tiki/Sebastian Bach-April 3rd
AnteateJohn Oates-April 7th
Candelabra/Keyshia Cole-October 15th
Sea Queen/Macy Gray-September 6th
Gazelle/Janel Parrish-October 30th
Donut/John Schneider-April 8th
Cow/Ne-Yo-October 18th
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The Host and Panelists:
Nick Cannon-October 8th
Robin Thicke-March 10th
Jenny McCarthy-November 1st
Ken Jeong-July 13th
Nicole Scherzinger-June 29th
The Contestants:
Season 1:
Hippo/Antonio Brown-July 10th
Pineapple/Tommy Chong-May 24th
DeeTerry Bradshaw-September 2nd
Poodle/Margaret Cho-December 5th
Unicorn/Tori Spelling-May 16th
Raven/Ricki Lake-September 21st
Alien/LaToya Jackson-May 29th
Lion/Rumer Willis-August 16th
Rabbit/Joey Fatone-January 28th
Bee/Gladys Knight-May 28th
Peacock/Donny Osmond-December 9th
MonsteT-Pain-September 30th
Season 2:
Egg/Johnny Weir-July 2nd
Ice Cream/Tyler "Ninja" Blevins-June 5th
Panda/Laila Ali-December 30th
Eagle/Dr. Drew Pinsky-September 4th
Skeleton/Paul Shaffer-November 28th
Penguin/Sherri Shepherd-April 22nd
Black Widow/Raven Symone-December 10th
Ladybug/Kelly Osbourne-October 27th
FlowePatti LaBelle-May 24th
Butterfly/Michelle Williams-July 23rd
Tree/Ana Gasteyer-May 4th
Thingamajig/Victor Oladipo-May 4th
Leopard/Seal-February 19th
Flamingo/Adrienne Bailon-October 24th
RottweileChris Daughtry-December 26th
Fox/Wayne Brady-June 2nd
Season 3:
Robot/Lil Wayne-September 27th
Llama/Drew Carey-May 23rd
Miss MonsteChaka Khan-March 23rd
Elephant/Tony Hawk-May 12th
Mouse/Dionne Warwick-December 12th
Taco/Tom Bergeron-May 6th
BeaSarah Palin-February 11th
Swan/Bella Thorne-October 8th
T-Rex/Jojo Siwa-May 19th
White TigeRob Gronkowski-May 14th
Kangaroo/Jordyn Woods-September 23rd
Banana/Bret Michaels-March 15th
Astronaut/Hunter Hayes-September 9th
Kitty/Jackie Evancho-April 9th
Rhino/Barry Zito-May 13th
Frog/Bow Wow-March 9th
Turtle/Jesse McCartney-April 9th
Night Angel/Kandi Burruss-May 17th
Season 4:
Dragon/Busta Rhymes-May 20th
Gremlin/Mickey Rourke-September 16th
Giraffe/Brian Austin Green-July 15th
Baby Alien/Mark Sanchez-November 11th
Lips/Wendy Williams-July 18th
Squiggly MonsteBob Saget-May 17th
Snow Owls/The Blacks-February 4th(Clint Black);June 1st(Lisa Hartman Black)
Serpent/Dr. Elvis Francois-September 28th(this info is courtesy of u/free_yams)
Whatchamacallit/Lonzo Ball-October 27th
Broccoli/Paul Anka-July 30th
Popcorn/Taylor Dayne-March 7th
Seahorse/Tori Kelly-December 14th
Jellyfish/Chloe Kim-April 23rd
Crocodile/Nick Carter-January 28th
Mushroom/Aloe Blacc-January 7th
Sun/LeAnn Rhimes-August 28th
Season 5
Snail/Kermit the Frog-May 9th
Phoenix/Caitlyn Jenner-October 28th
Raccoon/Danny Trejo-May 16th
Grandpa MonsteLogan Paul-April 1st
Orca/Mark McGrath-March 15th
Crab/Bobby Brown-February 5th
Seashell/Tamera Mowry-July 6th
Robopine/Tyrese Gibson-December 30th
Russian Dolls/Hanson Brothers-March 14th(Taylor);October 22nd(Zac);November 17th(Isaac)
Cluedle-Doo/Donnie Wahlberg-August 17th
Yeti/Omarion-November 12th
Chameleon/Wiz Khalifa-September 8th
Black Swan/Jojo-December 20th
Piglet/Nick Lachey-November 9th
Season 6:
Octopus/Dwight Howard-December 8th
Mother Nature/Vivica A. Fox-July 30th
Pufferfish/Toni Braxton-October 7th
Dalmatian/Tyga-November 19th
Baby/Larry the Cable Guy-February 17th
Cupcake/Ruth Pointer-March 19th
HamsteRob Schneider-October 31st
Beach Ball/Honey Boo Boo and Mama June-August 28th(Honey Boo Boo); August 10th(Mama June)
PeppeNatasha Bedingfield-November 26th
JesteJohnny Rotten-January 31st
Mallard/Willie Robertson-April 22nd
CaterpillaBobby Berk-August 25th
Skunk/Faith Evans-June 10th
Banana Split/David Foster and Katherine McPhee-March 25th(Katherine McPhee); November 1st(David Foster)
Bull/Todrick Hall-April 4th
Queen of Hearts/Jewel-May 23rd
Season 7:
McTerrieDuff Goldman-September 17th
Ram/Joe Buck-April 25th
Cyclops/Jorge Garcia-April 28th
Thingamabob/Jordan Mailata-March 31st
LemuChristine Brinkley-February 2nd
Hydra/Penn and Teller-March 5th(Penn); February 14th(Teller)
Armadillo/Dog the Bounty Hunter-February 2nd
Ms. Teddy/Jennifer Holiday-October 19th
Jack-In-The-Box/Rudy Giuliani-May 28th
Baby Mammoth/Kirstie Alley-January 12th
Space Bunny/Shaggy-October 22nd
Queen Cobras/En Vogue-September 5th(Terry Ellis); September 26th(Cindy Herron); May 10th(Rhonda Bennett)
Prince/Cheyenne Jackson-July 12th
RingmasteHayley Orrantia-February 21st
Firefly/Teyana Taylor-December 10th
Season 8:
Knight/William Shatner-March 22nd
Hedgehog/Eric Idle-March 29th
Hummingbird/Chris Kirkpatrick-October 17th
Pi-Rat/Jeff Dunham-April 18th
PantheMontell Jordan-December 3rd
Mummies/Brady Bunch-December 19th(Mike Lookinland), September 30th(Barry Williams), November 7th(Christopher Knight)
Fortune TelleDaymond John-February 23rd
Maize/Mario Cantone-December 9th
Mermaid/Gloria Gaynor-September 7th
Beetle/Jerry Springer-February 13th
Robo Girl/Kat Graham-September 5th
Walrus/Joey Lawrence-April 20th
Milkshake/Le'Veon Bell-February 18th
Venus Fly Trap/George Foreman-January 10th
GopheGeorge Clinton-July 22nd
Bride/Chris Jericho-November 9th
Avocado/Adam Carolla-May 27th
Scarecrow/Linda Blair-January 22nd
Sir Bug a Boo/Ray Parker Jr.-May 1st
Snowstorm/Nikki Glaser-June 1st
Lambs/Williams Phillips-February 12th(Chynna Phillips), October 16th(Wendy Wilson), April 29th(Carnie Wilson)
Harp/Amber Riley-February 15th
Season 9:
Gnome/Dick Van Dyke-December 13th
Mustang/Sara Evans-February 5th
Rock LobsteHowie Mandel-November 29th
Night Owl/Debbie Gibson-August 31st
Polar BeaGrandmaster Flash-January 1st
Wolf/Michael Bolton-February 26th
Squirrel: Malin Akerman-May 12th
Jackalope/Lele Pons-June 25th
Axolotl/Alexa Bliss-August 9th
Fairy/Holly Robinson Peete-September 18th
Moose/George Wendt-October 17th
Scorpio/Christine Quinn-October 14th
Doll/Dee Snider-March 15th
Dandelion/Alicia Witt-August 21st
Lamp/Melissa Joan Hart-April 18th
Mantis/Lou Diamond Phillips-February 17th
Gargoyle/Keena Allen-April 27th
UFO/Olivia Culpo-May 8th
California Rolls/Pentatonix-October 5th(Kevin Olusola), May 16th(Kirstin Maldonado), July 24th(Mitch Grassi), February 11th(Matt Sallee), September 17th(Scott Hoying)
Macaw/David Archuleta-December 28th
Medusa/Bishop Briggs-July 18th
Season 10:
Rubber Ducky/Anthony Anderson-August 15th
DiveTom Sandoval-July 7th
Pickle/Michael Rapaport-March 20th
Royal Hen/Billie Jean King-November 22nd
Hawk/Tyler Posey-October 18th
Hibiscus/Luann de Lesseps-May 17th
Cuddle MonsteMetta World Peace-November 13th
S'more/Ashley Parker Angel-August 1st
Husky/Ginuwine-October 15th
Tiki/Sebastian Bach-April 3rd
AnteateJohn Oates-April 7th
Candelabra/Keyshia Cole-October 15th
Sea Queen/Macy Gray-September 6th
Gazelle/Janel Parrish-October 30th
Donut/John Schneider-April 8th
Cow/Ne-Yo-October 18th
2023.12.06 23:17 The_Cheap_Shot Emo In My 2023 Top 100 Songs
Hey,
I'm sure everyone is tired of hearing about Spotify Wrapped, YT Music Recaps, etc. So I wanted to do a little something different. This year in Emo was huge for me; I made tons of new discoveries, earned newfound respect for old favorites and got into entirely new sounds.
I'm going to list all of the Emo / Emo-Adjacent / Screamo songs in my top 100 this year. I'll let you know the position it's on in the list, the artist, the song title and a brief description. Let me know what Emo songs made it to your most-played songs of 2023!
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I'm sure everyone is tired of hearing about Spotify Wrapped, YT Music Recaps, etc. So I wanted to do a little something different. This year in Emo was huge for me; I made tons of new discoveries, earned newfound respect for old favorites and got into entirely new sounds.
I'm going to list all of the Emo / Emo-Adjacent / Screamo songs in my top 100 this year. I'll let you know the position it's on in the list, the artist, the song title and a brief description. Let me know what Emo songs made it to your most-played songs of 2023!
1 Short Fictions - “Fates Worse than Death Pt. II: Anthroposcene”
-Representing 5th Wave Emo in a big way, Short Fictions really introduced me to the genre-defying nature of newer Emo while also dipping into the sweet sounds that made the Emo Revival of the late 00s-early 10s so special.2 The Saddest Landscape - “The Temptation That Is You”
-A marquee 00s Screamo band, this is perhaps their most heartwrenching and dramatic piece. Taking the hard-hitting yet melancholy songwriting of early 00s screamo legends, The Saddest Landscape crafted a personal masterpiece with this track.3 awakebutstillinbed - “opener”
-awakebutstillinbed are 5th Wave Emo trailblazers, combining Punk-tinged Emo with rough Screamo, this dichotomous sound is exemplified in this track perfectly. Shannon’s passionate vocals should be enough to draw in anyone who finds that even remotely interesting.5 Jawbreaker - “Accident Prone”
-One of the best things I did this past year was dive deep into Second Wave Emo, my knowledge of which was pretty subpar. Back in the day, hating on Jawbreaker for Dear You might have been cool, but the album has aged exceptionally well and is an amazing example of that old-school Pop-Punk / Emo fusion. Find a more fitting track to represent this mid-90s sound than Accident Prone.7 The Appleseed Cast - “The Page”
-This one is on my sleeping list, so it gets a lot of plays. This song is stripped down but manages to capture that iconic Appleseed Cast atmosphere.8 Origami Angel - “Greenbelt Station”
-Another off the sleeping playlist, this song removes the frantic and bombastic sound that Origami Angel is known for and lays it all bare in this acoustic track.9 American Football - “Never Meant”
-The iconic track itself, of course it was going to make an appearance on this list! Irreverant, ironic intro, jazzy / mathy riffs, heart-on-your-sleeve lyrics and vocals, the somber beauty of that last sunset of Summer, no song really brings it all together the way American Football did.17 see through person - “change your name”
-see through person is another 5th Wave Emo band from Florida, exemplifying the heavy and mathy side of the genre in this absolutely killer track. If you like riffs, distortion and general songwriting chaos, this song is for you!19 Blowout - “Cents Cents Money Money”
-This track is admittedly more Emo-Adjacent than properly Emo, but damn is this song fun. A driving track with huge melodies, any Emo fan should be able to sink their teeth into this.22 Carly Cosgrove - “Freddie Benson”
-A very traditional and, dare I say, “safe” Emo track, but it’s got great bones! The melody is strong and the tones are on point. The ending is especially fun and catchy.23 vs self - “Yesterday By Beatles Or: Imagine By Yoko Ono As Sung By John Lennon”
-vs self is the kind of band brimming with enough potential to front an entire Emo movement. Along with some other contemporaries, such as Party Hats and Knumears, vs self are tearing it up with their brand of Midwest Screamo. If you like passionate vocals, mathy Emo riffs and distorted chord progressions, don’t miss out!24 Free Throw - “Andy And I, Uh”
-I got to see these guys live this past year! I was also fortunate enough to hear this hidden gem live. It’s one of the bounciest songs in their catalog and the playfulness of the guitar and vocals will have you singing along in no time.25 Khaki Cuffs - “caffeine cops” - khaki cuffs
-Another relatively simple and safe Emo release from the 5th Wave, but much like Carly Cosgrove, their songwriting fundamentals are solid. If you like Emo tropes, you’ll like Khaki Cuffs.26 Penfold - “I’ll Take You Everywhere”
-Penfold is a top 10 2nd Wave Emo band and songs like this exemplify just why this band is held in such high regard. The masterful songwriting chops shine through with gloomy atmospheres, excellent quiet-loud dynamics and strong vocal performance.27 Penfold - “Microchip”
-Everything I said about the last entry applies here. This song comes from Deep Elm Records’ deeply-underappreciated Emo Diaries collection, specifically from the third. To say that this is one of the best tracks ever released on any of those compilations would be an understatement.28 Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate) - “Keep What You Have Built Up Here”
-I challenge you to find a more passionate, emotional and dramatic Emo Revival track out there, taking everything that was great about the 2nd Wave and creating a poignant, very personal work of art like this. Emo’s hardcore backbone isn’t lost on this band and it drives this melodious beauty forward. If you’re into music as art, no matter your stance on Emo, check this out.29 Merchant Ships - “Long Term Relationships Were Only Cool When Divorce Wasn't”
-Apparently, I’ve accepted my own challenge and have found a worthy challenger. Jack Senff utilizes a Midwest Screamo approach to making music in Merchant Ships, his voice more exasperated as the track moves forward. As it crescendos, you feel as though you’ve been on this stomach-turning life journey with Jack and the rest of the band.30 Future Teens - “In Love or Whatever”
-This actually might fall into the category of Emo Pop, but it’s definitely Emo at its core. With this track, we find ourselves on a departure from the previous tracks’ drama and focus inward on the anxieties of getting your life together. If you like simple, catchy Emo, this is for you.31 Street Smart Cyclist - “Kiss Kitty”
-An excellent little slice of Emo Revival with energetic, twinkly riffs, chaotic rhythms and throaty-vocals, Kiss Kitty is what any punk-leaning Emo band should aspire to sound like. However, this band is one of the poster-children for the “beautiful music, horrible singing” sect of Emo.32 Algernon Cadwallader - “Look Down (Because The Ground Is Easier To Understand And Doesn't Take So Much Work To Figure Out But I'd Rather Not Know Where I'm Standing And Have An Idea Of What Life's All About)”
-Joining Pre-Revival bands like Look Mexico and Oh My God Elephant in the lonely year of 2006, the insanely-named Algernon Cadwallader released a Kinsella-inspired disasterpiece with strained vocals, jangly riffs and cheeky lyrics. Looking back, this track really helped shape the Emo Revival that was to come.33 Free Throw - “Randy, I Am the Liquor”
-Probably their most popular song not on Those Days Are Gone, this track showcases Free Throws strengths and their strongest. Riffs on riffs on riffs! Songwriting simplicity! Unbelievably catchy vocals.34 Michael Cera Palin - “Portrait of a Woman on a Couch With Cats”
-MCP is one of the finest bands of 5th Wave Emo, yet release music so infrequently and in such small doses that their popularity doesn’t seem to make sense! If you’re curious, just listen to this track. With the typical post-ironic irreverance found in newer Emo bands, this band takes what sounded good in Emo Revival tracks and puts a fresh-sounding spin on things. If this band ever decides to take their music-making more seriously, just watch out for their future.35 Street Smart Cyclist - “Pastor of Muppets”
-Had SSC continued on as a band, we may not have gotten Emo Revival bands like Snowing or Boy Problems, but perhaps that would be made up for by the amazing songs they could have released together. This track is as excellent as the first on this list.36 Mineral - “Parking Lot”
-Quintessential 2nd Wave Emo, Mineral has the kind of passion and fire that many derided Emo Revivalist bands of the 00s and 10s seemed to lack. Quiet-Loud dynamics are harrowing in this track, leading to a crescendo that’s one of the best moments in Emo history.37 Foxing - “Rory”
-I secured tickets to the FoxingHotelier full album show and I’m beyond pumped. Foxing is one of those bands I found randomly on the internet a decade ago and they blew me away. Who knew years later, I’d get extremely into Emo and this band would of course be a standout of the genre? Much like the Empire! Empire! And Merchant Ships tracks before, this song is overflowing with emotions and boils over by the end.38 Business Models - “When You Walked Off”
-A lively punk-influenced Emo song, this track is a quick breeze through the more fun and energetic side of Emo. Pop-punkers should give this a try!39 On The Might of Princes - “For Meg”
-2nd Wave Emo contemporaries of bands like Mineral and Penfold, On The Might of Princes takes the beloved genre and combines it with Post-Hardcore and Screamo influences, giving them a sound like no other. This track is an epic and showcases the different sides of this band immaculately.40 City of Caterpillar - “And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven”
-After immersing myself in all things Emo the first half of the year, I dug my claws deep into the Screamo / Skramz scene. Having never heard this band before this year, I can confidently say they’re the perfect blend of that chaotic Skramz sound with a brooding Post-Rock atmosphere. However, it differentiates itself from both European and Japanese Post-Rock Screamo in a way you just have to listen for yourself.41 State Faults - “Wildfires”
-Though in the very same genre as the last band, State Faults’ more straightforward approach is no less messy and discordant. Prepare for a simple but effective audio assault with some of the damndest screaming you’ve ever heard.43 The One Up Downstairs - “Rememories”
-Mike Kinsella finds himself on this list again, but with this really cool short-lived project that only released a few songs. Nonetheless, the signature jazz-style guitar and vocal delivery from Kinsella is present and accounted for in this snazzy song.45 Jail Socks - “Parting Words”
-More of that “safer” 5th Wave Emo, Jail Socks still rocks out with this fun and energetic song. If you’re anything like me, this song’s melodies will stay with you long after listening.46 Father Figure “this is my attempt at an apology”
-Plain and simple, this band is weird. They play Midwest Screamo with strong helpings of Emoviolence and bird screeches. That being said, if that at all sounds appealing to you, this is one of the greatest bands alive. Be prepared to go on a journey with this short song.47 Topiary Creatures - “Moving Target”
-Another banger from the 5th Wave, this song makes excellent use of synths. The rhythm section tends to get a little mathy and the singer effortlessly exudes melody from every lyric.48 Free Throw - “Weight On My Chest”
-Damn, I gave this album A LOT of love this year! I was so happy that Free Throw played so many gems from this album at their show. A lot of words I used to describe their previous songs on this list can be applied to this song, yet it’s quite distinct from the former two.49 Origami Angel - “The Title Track”
-Exemplary genre-defying 5th Wave Emo, Gami Gang combines Math Rock with both pop and hardcore elements somehow to get their unique sound. As you listen to this track, just be aware that there are only two members of this band, and then question how they fill the air with sound so effectively.50 Cliffdiver - “Lost in IKEA”
-Rhythmically simple with fun guitarwork, Cliffdiver launch forward with a hopeful song in this often-bleak genre. Interestingly, the singer has a much deeper voice than you’re used to when listening to the whine-defined genre.51 Khaki Cuffs - “wow, college sure is a lot harder the second semester”
-It’s easy to miss, but this song has truly effortless instrumentation, especially in the guitarwork. Some may deem this band a bit generic, but tracks like this show they have a lot of fun ideas that are executed well.52 Street Smart Cyclist - “Three Lane Cut”
-Okay, maybe you’ve guessed one of my favorite Emo Revival bands by now. If you’re this far in, I think you can tell why, though.53 William Bonney - “Leather Empire”
-This is another Jack Senff-fronted band on this list, and won’t be the last (spoilers!). Senff continues to define Midwest Screamo, this time with a stronger hardcore edge. Nonetheless, all of the emotion and melody is still here in spades.54 Jail Socks - “Jake Haplin”
-It’s interesting how many songs are just peoples’ names. Anyway, another fun and catchy track from Jail Socks. Get ready to sing this one out loud at their shows!55 insignificant other - “un mensaje” -
-Cute Emo-Adjacent stuff with melodic female-fronted vocals, this Emo-Pop piece is guaranteed to have you singing a lyric in Spanish, even if you don’t know one word!56 On The Might of Princes - “The Water vs. the Anchor”
-This song demonstrates this band’s ability to handle Quiet-Loud dynamics at an expert level, blending that 2nd Wave Emo melody with spastic Post-Hardcore. They’re easily one of the coolest bands I’ve discovered in this genre.57 Can’t Swim - “Your Clothes”
-This is definitely more Emo-Adjacent Post-Hardcore than anything else, but goddamn, this band rocks. This song is probably my favorite of theirs as it shows off their insane, sincere vocals juxtaposed next to some truly excellent Post-Hardcore.58 Stars Hollow - “As You Were Before.”
-Another 5th Wave Emo band, another combination of that jangly Algernon-like playfulness with a singer that’s ready to scream his entire throat away. This is a must-listen if you enjoy the twinklies that come with Emo but also enjoy the power of screaming vocals.59 Empire! Empire! - “How to Make Love Stay”
-Melancholy just isn’t the right word to describe this track, it’s far too cheery of a term. Perhaps funeralesque. In the end, it’s just Emo played at the highest caliber of artistic songwriting. This track contrasts perfectly with the previous mentioned Empire! song. That doesn’t make it any less dramatic and heartbreaking.60 Dogs on Acid - “Make It Easy”
-If you enjoyed Peter’s voice in Algernon and Business Models, here’s yet another band that he fronted. However, compared to the twinkly fun of Algernon and the Pop-Punk energy of Business Models, this track sounds like a Pinkerton-era Weezer song. Perhaps that makes this track more Emo-Adjacent than anything, but it sure does make me happy (ironically).61 Caracara - “Better”
-A low-key band of Emo’s 5th Wave, this strong is a strong contender for best song of the wave thus far. This finely-crafted tune takes you on a journey of sorrow and mourning, but with an upliftiing crescendo that feels earned.62 Tiny Moving Parts - “Always Focused”
-Math Rock fans rejoice! The Holy Riff has blessed us with an appearance on this list. If the Math Rock side of Emo is your favorite thing, this song might just be the best one on here. A memorable guitar hook and some time-signature hopping ensure this one is in the Emo / Math Rock Hall of Fame.63 Jail Socks - “Poplar Avenue”
-Just more fun! I really listened to the EP a ton this year.64 Newfound Interest in Connecticut - “Five Years of Work and We Built That Song
-During Emo’s commercial period in the 00s, a small but thriving network of underground Emo artists kept the ethos of the 2nd Wave alive. Among those bands is NIIC, whose track on this list is an utter masterpiece. Putting together 2nd Wave Emo with heavy elements of Post-Rock, the musicianship on display alone should be enough to hook you in. If not, try the bleak atmosphere or the ingenious song structure.65 Pianos Become the Teeth - “Hiding”
-Pianos is a band that helped me get into Screamo all of those years ago. I was lucky enough to see them in LA with Touche Amore AND La Dispute in the same show. I was never the same again. Anyway, Pianos shifted into a less Screamo-oriented direction with Keep You, but this song acts as a preamble to that sound. There’s still a chilling quality to the songs, but with more melody.66 Sunny Day Real Estate - “Pillars”
-An apt title for this album, Sunny Day Real Estate are about as close to Emo royalty as you can get. I’ve made attempts in past years to get into them, but I finally got the appeal this past year. Pillars is an iconic track that really needs no introduction. If you like Emo, listen to this song!67 Free Throw - “Pennsylvania Dutch”
-This is one of their earlier songs, coming out the same year as their debut LP. It definitely has the feel of one of their early songs with raw, stringy guitars. The band really manage a special atmosphere with this track.68 Algernon Cadwallader - “Casual Discussion In A Dome Between Two Temples”
-More twinkly, angular fun from Algernon. This song makes you feel like you’re living in a fever dream, especially if you listen closely to the lyrics. Regardless, this track is essential to those who love Emo and Emo Revival.69 Colossal - “The Serious Kind”
-If you love American Football but wished it had slightly more bite to it, then this band will be right up your alley! This Emo track features unique low-register vocals, jazzy instrumentation and the ethos of Punk. Colossal helped keep Underground Emo alive during its commercial peak.70 Business Models - “Companion Piece”
-More Pop-Punk inspired Emo here with interesting guitar riffs, playful vocal melodies and a very quick runtime.71 Pool Kids - “That’s Physics, Baby”
-Extremely catchy Emo-Pop styled with Math Rock elements, this is 5th Wave Emo at its best: combining elements from all eras of the genre, including the controversial 3rd Wave. If this is the future of Emo, we as fans are in good hands.72 Remember Sports - “Stunted”
-Representing the Soft-Grunge side of Emo, Remember Sports breaks Emo down to its core elements with this song, taking what might sound mundane in the hands of lesser musicians and crafting a bleak yet somewhat bouncy atmosphere.73 Algae Bloom - “Thorns”
-Speaking of stripping Emo to its barest elements, perhaps no band does it better than Algae Bloom. Serene guitar riffs, simplistic, pounding drums and a sad guy who’s screaming his head off characterize this song. For Midwest Screamo fans, this is a must-listen.74 Boys and Sex - “High Notes”
-A short-lived band that came out of the ashes of Boy Problems, Boys and Sex continue the tradition of solid Midwest Screamo. This song, released with other Emo Revival bands on an underrated split, truly belongs among the greats like Snowing and Algernon. Do not sleep on this song!75 The Appleseed Cast - “Fight Song”
-One of my favorite tracks of all time, I was so fortunate to see this very song live last year. This song embodies Appleseed Cast’s Post-Rock approach to Emo, with subdued (but passionate) vocals, ethereal guitarwork and truly excellent melodies. One of the true gems of 2000s Emo.76 My Head in Clouds - “Donut Run”
-It’s a shame this band didn’t release more material. Playing a frantic Midwest Screamo style with stringy guitars and lofi production, this band doesn’t do anything incredibly original but are an extremely solid listen if you like the genre.77 State Faults - “Cemetary Lights”
-State Faults proves again to be one of the best modern day Screamo artists, this time with a Post-Rock-laden masterpiece that features more frenetic musicianship than their previous entry on this list. An all-out audio assault, you cannot skip this if you like Screamo at all.78 Midwest Pen Pals - “Movies Like Juno”
-Senff’s final contribution to this list, this earnest song is the most Midwest Emo of his big three bands. This catchy track features a fun-as-Hell guitar riff, so much so that the Based God himself sampled it in one of his songs. If you like Emo Revival stuff, this is going to be up your alley.79 Pool Kids - “Arm’s Length”
-Contrasting this to the previous track. Arm’s Length is more straightforward but focuses all of its energy on its infectious melodies and unbelievable vocal performance. This song is going to get stuck in your ear, be warned.80 vs self - “Despair”
-I’m unsure which album this is on, but nonetheless, WOW! Unlike the straightforwardness of the songs on their debut LP, this track is raw, atmospheric and played at a simmering pace. The melancholy is obvious in this one.81 Slaughter Beach, Dog - “Acolyte”
-Finally a change of pace after tons of heavy hitters. This beautiful song is a romantic ode, best described as the kind of song you’d make up about your wife at 3am on a drunken Saturday night, and I say that in the best way. The acoustic guitar, the whistling and humming, the soft-spoken lyrics, everything about this song comes together to deliver a subdued song that’s filled with emotion.82 Free Throw - “Hey Ken, Someone Methodically Mushed the Donuts”
-This song conveys a very simple message - regret for having loved someone. This isn’t exactly groundbreaking for the genre, and the structure of the track isn’t anything special, but the slow crescendo to its heartbreaking conclusion is worth quite a few listens.83 Elliott - “Calm Americans”
-Elliott made a significant contribution to Emo’s Second Wave in its dying days with this album, and this song embodies everything that is good about this band. A unique lead piano flows through this song, accentuating the disparate dynamics and the incredible vocal performance.84 Free Throw - “Cloud Sick”
-Their final song on this list (I promise), Cloud Sick is definitely among the best of their newer songs from this decade. Catchy Emo riffs, that signature Cory vocal delivery and very memorable hooks define this song.85 Origami Angel - “Second Best Friend”
-This album was a vital part of the soundtrack to my Summer, and this song in particular is one of the best ones on the mixtape. Origami Angel’s energy remains unmatched and their catchiness is on a new level.86 Charmer - “Topanga Lawrence”
-This spirited Emo song is just good fun! It’s a deceptively simple and catchy song with all of the ethos you’d expect in a great Emo track.87 Proper. - “Curtain’s Down! Throw in the Towel”
-Proper. positions themselves in Emo’s 5th Wave, drawing a lot of influence from Punk to deliver sincere and confessional Emo. As the track drives forward, you’ll notice the melodic guitar riffs and blistering lyrical delivery.88 Foxing - “The Medic”
-Pain. This album is pain, and this song is no exception. With an overwhelmingly powerful vocal delivery, the rest of the band actually pops off during this song too, if not a bit more on the low-key side.89 Camp Trash - “Bobby”
-Outrageously simple, high production values and catchy vocals - perhaps this isn’t the most depressing Emo song of all time, but it’s at the very least Emo-Adjacent.90 Stay Inside - “Ivy”
-Post-Hardcore-tinged Emo. This song hasn’t done anything you haven’t heard before, but it definitely finds a way to stand out in this crowded field.91 Fiesta Bizarra - “¿Ya No Existes Más?”
-Fiesta Bizarra is a Midwest Screamo band that hails all the way from Peru, so right off the bat, they’re in a unique position. This song features really stringy Math Rock-like chord progressions and is overally a fairly light-hearted song, a weird feeling with all of the screaming around the clean vocals.92 You Blew It! - “Match and Tinder”
-With the Emo Revival winding down by 2014, You Blew It! crafted this wonderful Emo track. The raw emotions, the playful guitarwork, the excellent vocal melodies, you’re gonna find all of your favorite Emo tropes here in this song.93 Koyo - “Heaven So Heavy”
-Koyo is a relatively new band to the scene, but they’ve made a huge impact with their Post-Hardcore / Emo blend. Interestingly enough, this song sounds like if Jesse Lacey of Brand New was the frontman of Saosin. The harmonies alone are worth digging into.94 Colossal - “The Dusk of Us”
-This song in particular contains some truly otherwordly guitar playing, so based on that alone, I’d recommend this song.100 American Football - “The Summer Ends
-This song is absolutely serene. The trumpet is bliss, the guitar is sullen, the vocals are filled with hopelessness. This is Emo.2023.11.30 00:36 FakeElectionMaker Presidency of Amy Klobuchar (2017–2020, domestic policy)
Klobuchar took office with a Democratic trifecta, Senate supermajority and four consecutive congressional gains, as Donald Trump's endorsement of populist third-party candidates had split the Republican vote. Given this, she was free to pursue her modern liberal agenda.
Klobuchar's first major bill, the Affordable Care Act, implemented a public healthcare option and protections for preexisting conditions. It was a major issue in the 2018 midterms, which saw a populist takeover of the GOP and small Republican gains.
Later in 2017, she signed an $100 billion initiative to connect rural areas to the Internet, federal funding for technical and vocational education, and tax hikes on the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Her first two years in office saw consistent and considerable economic growth, although Republicans argued it was inherited from Mitt Romney, and the economy crashed with COVID and the lockdowns.
During 2018, Klobuchar implemented an immigration reform bill that implemented gradual documentation for illegal immigrants, and provided for them to be repatriated if their committed crimes, and the closure of the boyfriend loophole in gun sales. However, the 117th Congress saw the loss of a supermajority and increased conflict with Congress.
Klobuchar named liberal judges in 2017, 2018 and 2020, maintaining the pro-choice majority in the Supreme Court.
As US presidents usually do after midterms, 2018 led to Klobuchar governing in a more moderate and bipartisan manner, dropping her goal to codify Roe v. Wade and authorizing the Keystone XXL pipeline, which was finished in 2021 under her successor Sarah Palin.
In spite of these successes, Klobuchar's controversial personality resulted in several White House incidents that damaged her reputation with swing voters. This and the poor economy due to COVID led to Sarah Palin narrowly defeating her in 2020, in one of the most controversial elections in US history.
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Klobuchar's first major bill, the Affordable Care Act, implemented a public healthcare option and protections for preexisting conditions. It was a major issue in the 2018 midterms, which saw a populist takeover of the GOP and small Republican gains.
Later in 2017, she signed an $100 billion initiative to connect rural areas to the Internet, federal funding for technical and vocational education, and tax hikes on the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Her first two years in office saw consistent and considerable economic growth, although Republicans argued it was inherited from Mitt Romney, and the economy crashed with COVID and the lockdowns.
During 2018, Klobuchar implemented an immigration reform bill that implemented gradual documentation for illegal immigrants, and provided for them to be repatriated if their committed crimes, and the closure of the boyfriend loophole in gun sales. However, the 117th Congress saw the loss of a supermajority and increased conflict with Congress.
Klobuchar named liberal judges in 2017, 2018 and 2020, maintaining the pro-choice majority in the Supreme Court.
As US presidents usually do after midterms, 2018 led to Klobuchar governing in a more moderate and bipartisan manner, dropping her goal to codify Roe v. Wade and authorizing the Keystone XXL pipeline, which was finished in 2021 under her successor Sarah Palin.
In spite of these successes, Klobuchar's controversial personality resulted in several White House incidents that damaged her reputation with swing voters. This and the poor economy due to COVID led to Sarah Palin narrowly defeating her in 2020, in one of the most controversial elections in US history.
2023.10.26 19:57 clearliquidclearjar TALLAHASSEE WEEKLY EVENTS, 10/26 – 11/1
HEADS UP. There won’t be an event list next week because I’ll be out of town. Go explore!
Events are listed by the day. Events that happen every week appear first, one time stuff after that. If you have anything you’d like people to know about, comment here or message me and I’ll add it in. If you’d like further info about any of the events, look it up! I usually don’t have any extra to add.
Large Scale, Ongoing, and Multi-Day Events
Guided Paddling Outings all around the area: https://www.facebook.com/hsmithoutdoors
Tallahassee Film Society Showings: https://www.tallahasseefilms.com/tickets/
Live Theater:
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Events are listed by the day. Events that happen every week appear first, one time stuff after that. If you have anything you’d like people to know about, comment here or message me and I’ll add it in. If you’d like further info about any of the events, look it up! I usually don’t have any extra to add.
Large Scale, Ongoing, and Multi-Day Events
- 2023 Tallahassee Greek Food Festival, Holy Mother of God Philoptochos. Join us for your favorite Greek foods, music, dancing, and culture! October 27 & 28 from 10am to 10pm. https://tallahasseegreekfoodfest.wordpress.com/
- 2023 FAMU Homecoming Parade! This happens on FAMU campus this year, with a viewing stage in front of Lee Hall. If you like marching bands, do not miss this. Hands down. 8am
- Bechdel Test Festival, Augusta Conradi Studio Theater. White Mouse puts women's stories center stage in the Bechdel Test Festival. Through seven short plays, we celebrate the diverse experiences of women across time and place, whether they be 19th century doctors, obsessive cat-lovers, wine-drunk aunts, or anything in between. With a mix of comedies and dramas, there's no shortage of captivating story lines, all with the goal of highlighting the infinite potential of women-focused works. Come see the Bechdel Test Fest on Friday, Oct. 27th at 8pm, on Saturday, Oct. 28th at 8pm, or on Sunday, Oct. 29th at 2pm in the Augusta Conradi Theatre!
- Terror of Tallahassee runs all month. Get scared! We are located at 1408 Lake Bradford Rd, Tallahassee, FL 32304. We are going to be open 10/20 from 7p to 11p, 10/21 7p to 11p, and 10/22 from 8p to 10p. Then the following week (Our Hell week) 10/26-31st 7p to 11p. https://www.terroroftallahassee.com/
- Mickee Faust is currently running Shakesparody After Dark. Check the site for dates and times. https://www.mickeefaust.com/show-list/
Guided Paddling Outings all around the area: https://www.facebook.com/hsmithoutdoors
Tallahassee Film Society Showings: https://www.tallahasseefilms.com/tickets/
Live Theater:
- Making Light Productions: https://www.makinglightproductions.org/
- Theatre Tallahassee: https://theatretallahassee.org/
- Mickee Faust Club: https://www.mickeefaust.com/
- Monticello Opera House: https://www.monticellooperahouse.org/
- FSU School of Theatre: https://theatre.fsu.edu/productions/
- Young Actors Theatre: https://www.youngactorstheatre.com/
- Quincy Music Theatre: https://quincymusictheatre.com/
- Tallahassee Hispanic Theater: https://tallahasseehispanictheater.wordpress.com/
- Lake Ella Grower's Market: Wednesday and Saturday, 11am-2pm. You can always find organic vendors, and foragers: The Holistic Cannabis Community, Artzi Farms, Hickory Nut Gifts, and others. Including Pita Queen! Farmer's Market Nutrition Program Coupons gladly accepted!
- Frenchtown Heritage Market: 524 N MLK Jr Blvd. Third Saturday of the month 10am to 2pm. Come grow community and support your local farmers and makers, while you get your groceries for the week! Don’t forget! We match SNAP/EBT, so you DOUBLE your money to go towards locally grown fresh fruits and vegetables! If the guy with the pineapple is there, get it. This is currently only happening on the third Saturday of the month for the next few months while road work is completed.
- Tallahassee Farmers Market: 2904 Kerry Forest Pkwy, Saturdays, 8am to Noon. Come see us at Tallahassee's longest-running farmers market! We are a year-round market, featuring local farms and vendors that provide the best seasonal produce, meats, baked goods, and more. We welcome you and your whole family (leashed pets included) to come out and meet your local farmers! Ample parking is available between our lot and the shopping center lot next door (by Red Elephant). Come early for the best selection.
- Tallahassee Downtown Market: Ponce de Leon Park, Saturdays, 10am-2pm. Join us for a stroll in the park among local makers, bakers, artists and farmers as live music is played by local musicians!
- The Hub at Feather Oaks: Bingo. 6pm
- Dreamland BBQ: Weekly Open Blues Jam. If you'd like to sing, please bring your own mic. 6pm
- The Rose Room: Open Mic Night. 6pm
- The Great Games Library: Solforge Fusion Sealed-Deck Tournament. Anyone interested in SolForge: Fusion, please come out! Thursday nights at 6:00pm to 9:00pm ish will be dedicated to SolForge Fusion gameplay and weekly tournaments. If you play or have played MTG but would like to spend less, this is a great alternative CCG with inexpensive entry and minimal purchases to enjoy playing competitively. In-store and online tournaments may be played with the same decks purchased at any store. SolForge was created by the same designer for MTG, Netrunner, and Key Forge, Richard Garfield, and the designer for Ascension, Justine Gary. 6pm/$35 Entry Fee for 4 Sealed Half-decks, Special Art Playmat Prize for 1st Place
- Blue Halo: Upside Avenue. 6pm
- Honest Living Vape: Chess-Master Thursdays . Beginners and experts, join us every Thursday from 6-9 for Chess-Master Thursdays. All ages. Bring your board or play ours! Tournaments coming soon! 6pm
- Oyster City Brewing Co: Open Mic Night! Join us on Thursdays from 6:30-9:30 PM for Open Mic Night hosted by the incredible Mike Ingram of The Brown Goose! This is your chance to show off your skills! Whether you're a musician, poet, comedian, or have a hidden talent, we can't wait to see what you bring to the stage. 6:30pm
- The Bar at La Casa: Tallahassee Thursday Comedy. 7pm
- Lake Tribe III: Trivia. 7pm
- Smitty's Taphouse: Trivia Lab Thursdays. Teams of 6 or fewer players can compete for $30 / $20 / $10 Prizes + The Golden MacGuffin prize table! New format! Interactive smartphone answering for your comfort and safety! 6 Fun Rounds - 42 Total Questions. 7:30pm
- Cap City Video Lounge: MST3K Thursday. Join us Thursday as we climb aboard The Satellite of Love along with Joel, Tom Servo and CROOOOW. Join us, won't you? Push the Button, Frank! 8pm/free but donations encouraged
- Studio D: Bachata Fever. We always have a bachata workshop at 8 pm before Bachata Fever. We dance afterwards to the sounds of DJ Bacharod. The class is at 8 pm and Bachata Fever will start at 930 pm. Many times people are learning in class and may feel uncomfortable social dancing while they are still learning moves. We have a welcoming environment so stay and have fun and dance with everyone. That is how we learn. 8pm/Class $5/Bachata Fever $5.
- Blue Tavern: Free Jazz Thursday with the Longineu Parsons Trio. 8pm
- Fire Bettys: Pride Night! Join us for a FREE night of pure fun, infectious beats, and unapologetic self-expression! Bring out your best and brightest outfits because this is the time to shine and show off your true colors! DJ Laust Music will be spinning the hottest tracks to keep the dance floor sizzling all night long. It's a celebration of love, diversity, and pure joy for EVERYONE! Let's dance, let's laugh, and let's have the time of our lives together! 9pm/21+/free
- 926: Karaoke. 9pm
- La Casa: Comedy Night! 9pm
- Bird’s: Karaoke with Nathan. 9pm
- Blue Tavern: Rick Redmond. 5pm
- 621 Gallery: Homecoming Paint ‘n’ Sip featuring Gem in 1. 6pm
- Tallahassee Nurseries: Taste in the Garden Benefit Dinner. Please join us at Tallahassee Nurseries on Thursday, October 26th from 6pm-8pm for the very first "Taste in the Garden" benefitting Second Harvest of the Big Bend. It will be an evening of sensory food and drink experiences inspired by colors, tastes, smells, sounds and textures of the Fall garden. All proceeds will benefit Second Harvest of the Big Bend to help provide healthy food for neighbors facing hunger and food insecurity throughout our Big Bend service area. As the region’s primary source for charitable food, Second Harvest acts as a storage and distribution depot for over 149 smaller frontline agency partners getting food to our neighbors. 6pm
- Square Mug: awakebutstillinbed, Michael Cera Palin, Lariat, and Animal Nineteen. 7pm
- TBL Performing Arts Center (1533 S Monroe): Samoht. 7pm
- Club Downunder: CDU Presents: Claud. 7pm
- Proof: Tails From the Crypt Dog Costume Contest. Think your furry friend has what it takes to win? Get spooky and join us on Thursday, October 26th to help raise funds for Animal Shelter Foundation. Prizes will be awarded to the best-dressed pet! 5pm
- Phipps Farm: Hot Club of Cowtown. Since its beginnings in the late 1990s, the Hot Club of Cowtown’s star has continued to rise as its reputation for jaw-dropping virtuosity and unforgettable live shows has become the band’s global brand. Lauded for its “down-home melodies and exuberant improvisation” (The Times, London), the Hot Club has always woven a combination of seemingly disparate styles together to its own magical effect, setting up camp “at that crossroads where country meets jazz and chases the blues away” (The Independent). 7:30pm/$45
- Retrofit Records: Black Pumas “Chronicles of a Diamond” Album Listening Event. 8pm
- The Bark: Night Witch (final Tallahassee show) with Theo Butts, Shucks, and Mephitic (first show, members of Murder Suicide and Brain Autopsy). 8pm
- 926: Noche Con Bad Bunny. Come party with Bad Bunny here @926bar! Best Bad Bunny costume wins $100! Tallahassee's hottest kings and queens will be taking the stage at midnight! Costumes encouraged! Bad bunny will not actually be here, but there in fact will be many “bad bunnies” and we will be playing all of his hits! 9pm
- Blue Tavern: Happy Hour. 5pm
- Hobbit West: Friday Night Dart Tournament. Anyone can Enter! Sign ups at 7:30, Darts fly at 8:00/$10 entry fee
- Ouzts Too: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 8pm
- The Bar at La Casa: Latin Night. 8pm
- Just One More: Karaoke with DJ Rah. 9pm-11pm/21+
- 926: The Hot Friday Night Party and Drag Show. 9pm/$5/18+
- Lake Tribe: Howl-O-Ween. Bring your four-legged best friend to the brewery in costume and treat them to a bag of specialty dog treats, and yourself to homemade cookies & one of our fall seasonals! 4pm
- Blue Tavern: Jack Quine. 5pm
- Cascades: Halloween Symphony Spooktacular! The park opens for trick-or-treating at 6pm, and the concert starts at 7pm. Dress up in your Halloween costumes and enjoy food and bar trucks, over 40 trick-or-treating stops, games, photo stations, and more. The TSO musicians and conductor get dressed up too! You can grab a seat in the amphitheater or bring blankets and sit on the green while you listen to the TSO play Halloween-themed music such as “Thriller,” “Ghostbusters,” and Mussorgsky’s Night on Bald Mountain (made famous in Disney’s Fantasia). 6pm
- Tallahassee Junior Museum: Zoobilee. It might be scary or full of delight, but you'll never know until Zoobilee night... Join us for the Museum’s annual “fun” raiser, Zoobilee! Costumes are encouraged! Featuring LIVE MUSIC with one of the Southeast’s hottest bands, The Brown Goose, DELICIOUS EATS from top-rated local restaurants, and an OPEN BAR! Proceeds from Zoobilee support the Museum’s education, preservation, and conservation services to our community. 7pm/$50
- House of Music: Halloween Karaoke and Costume Contest. 7pm
- Fire Bettys: Halloween Party with Soul Candy. 8pm/21+
- Blue Tavern: Lee C. Payton Birthday Bash featuring songs from the album “Good Thing”. 8pm
- Square Mug: Vasectomy Party & Fail with Old Creepy, Scraping, and Experimentations in Irritation. 8pm
- The Bark: Not Milk with Oceanic and Sofia Camille. 8:30pm
- Cap City Video Lounge: Halloween Spooktacular. Shaken not Stirred is back at Cap City Video Lounge Friday October 27th! Join us for our Halloween Spooktacular Show!! Start your Halloween weekend off right, with some gore, guts, glitz & glamour! Don't miss the dazzling devils, sultry spirits, & haunted hotties performing in this show!! *MASKS REQUIRED Don't forget cash tip your performers.* 8pm/18+/$15
- SoLook Tally: Danitza, Professional Businessman, Rockodillians, and Mourning Station (costumes encouraged). 9pm
- Dukes and Dotties: A Nightmare on Tobacco Rd. $100 Cash Prize Costume Contest. 9pm
- Brinkley Glen Park: Invasive Plant Removal. Join Master Gardener Volunteers at this weekly invasive plant removal event. This is a great way to learn to ID our invasive plant species and how to remove them. We recommend wearing long pants and sleeves, closed-toed shoes, gloves, a hat and mosquito spray. Bring gardening tools such as hand clippers, loppers, trowels, etc. if you have them. We are removing coral ardisia bushes and berries, nandina, tung trees, Tradescantia flumenensis, cat's claw vine, winged yam, Japanese climbing fern, skunkvine and more. Directions: The best way to get there is to take Meridian Rd to Waverly Rd, go to the next intersection and turn left onto Abbotsford Way, then turn left at the next road called Woodside Dr. At the stop sign turn left onto Lothian. Lothian ends in a cul-de-sac and there is a sign that says Brinkley Glen Park. 8:30am-11:30am
- Gamescape: Saturday Gaming. Gamescape has relocated from Railroad Square to the Huntington Oaks Plaza (Suite 302, next to the Library) at N Monroe St and Fred George Rd. Open gaming tables are available. Noon-6pm
- Blue Tavern: Old Time Jam. 4pm
- The Rose Room: The Rose Revue. Performances by your favorite entertainers and special guests! Shows at 8pm, 10pm, & Midnight! A unique cast EACH show! 7pm
- Duke’s and Dottie’s: Line Dancing Plus Lessons. 7pm/21+
- Bird’s Oyster Shack: Laughterday Night Fever. * Join us every Saturday at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack for a free comedy show!* 8:30pm
- La Casa Bar: Karaoke With Nathan. 9pm-1am
- The Bark: Sickening Saturday Drag Show. 10:30/$10/18+
- Perry, FL: 68th Annual Florida Forest Festival. Home to the World’s Largest FREE Fish Fry, the King Tree Parade and one of the largest Lumberjack shows and competitions in the entire state of Florida. https://floridaforestfestival.org/ for details and schedule. 8am-all day
- St Marks: St Marks Brewfest. Whether you're a seasoned beer connoisseur or just looking for a fun day out, the St. Marks Brew Fest: Crafts & Drafts is the place to be! Sample different brews, savor delicious food from local vendors, and enjoy the energetic vibe of live music performances. This event promises a memorable experience for all. 11am-4pm
- Jefferson Arts Gallery (Monticello): Annual Fine Arts and Crafts Festival. 11am
- Civic Center: 3rd Annual Drive-Thru Trunk-or-Treat. Noon
- Casa Tapas: Spooky Latin Night. Get ready for a spooktacular time! Join us on October 28th as we bring back the Latin legends for a night of great music, delicious food, and so much more! Best Costume wins a gift card! 6pm
- Oyster City Brewing Co: Halloween Costume Party. Wear your best costume to win some wicked prizes and enjoy thrilling tunes from Local Forecast! It’s going to be a spooktacular time. 6pm
- The Westcott Fountain: Talloween XVIII Alley Cat Bike Race! Talloween is the longest running alley cat bike race in Florida and in the Southeast! WHAT'S AN ALLEY CAT BIKE RACE? An alley cat bike race entails visiting multiple stops over the course of a 1-2 hour period. At the start of the race, you will be given a Manifest (map) with various checkpoints. Choose your own adventure and visit checkpoints at local businesses, homes, parks, and other locations around town to complete a fun activity and receive a stamp on your Manifest. Once you have visited all the stops (or as many as you want!) bike to the finish line and join the fun at the awards ceremony, followed by an after party! You can dress up in costume and ride just for fun with your friends, or ride to compete for prizes in various categories such as First Place or Dead Fckin' Last. We have a variety of prizes such as gift cards from local Tallahassee businesses and awesome bike gear. Note: If you are riding to compete in the race, visiting all stops on the Manifest before the allotted time runs out is required! REGISTER HERE: https://forms.gle/uH9LYpJ355tHBsfJ9 to play!* 6pm
- Civic Center: The Tally City Blues Festival featuring performances by King George, Calvin Richardson, Lenny Wiliams, Theodis Ealey, and Ronnie Bell. 7pm
- The Bark: They Came From The Same, Wiley Gaby, and Paisley Fields (costumes encouraged). 7pm
- 621 Gallery: Ghouls’ Gala costume party featuring music by DJ Enigumatic and performances by Fly Agaric, Dallas Aleea, Kill Core, Lq Flqme, and DJ I Upp. 7pm
- Square Mug: Gamble Cosmos with Chiia and The Vintalectrics. 7pm
- Wakulla Springs: Friends of Wakulla Springs and Cap City Video Lounge Present “Creature Feature”: Screening of “Creature From The Black Lagoon,” “Return of the Creature,” and a second feature-length film. (It’s Frogs. The second movie is Frogs.) 7pm
- Fire Bettys: "Bad Blood" Tswift inspired Halloween Dance Party. 8pm
- Blue Tavern: Halloween Party featuring a screening of Young Frankenstein with live musical accompaniment. 8pm
- The Bark: 2nd Annual Halloween Fashion Show. At our Halloween Fashion Show/Costume Contest, you’ll get the chance to show off your costume where it belongs: on the runway! There are 5 categories to compete in: Witching Hour (Witchy, Occult, Spooky), Monster Mash (Monsters & Fantasy), Blood Bath (Gore & Horror), Movie Madness (TV & Movies), Double Feature (Duo/Group). Our panel of judges will choose a winner for each category, so from chic to scary, everyone will have a chance to shine!10:30pm
- Bicycle House: Sunday Ride. Ride at 10:30 AM from Bicycle House. We will ride the Cascades trail to the St Marks trail and down to Wakulla station and return, about 31 miles. Ride speed is 12 to 14 mph, with periodic regroups. Vernon Bailey is the ride leader. Vernon is a new CCC member who’s been biking for 50 years enjoys riding with small groups and weekend touring. 10am
- Halisi Africa: Soulful Sundays. Join us for Motherland Brunch at Halisi Africa. We'll be serving our brunch special including an appetizer, main course, a sweet, and our signature African mimosas we call ukwaju. The event will also feature an art exhibition by Christopher Barnhart and live entertainment by local artists. 11am
- Flippin’ Great Pinball: $25 Sunday Funday. Every Sunday spend a fun-filled time with the family for only $25 plus tax at the arcade! Our normal all-day family admission of $34.99 is just $25 and that includes up to a family of 6 (two adults and four kids). Experience affordable family fun that everyone will enjoy. Noon-8pm
- E Peck Greene Park (Behind the LeRoy Collins Library): Food Not Bombs Free Mealshare. We offer free vegetarian/vegan food, water, coffee, personal care & hygiene products, bus passes, and clothing when we have some available to those in need. Contact foodnotbombstally@gmail.com to find out about getting involved. Noon-2pm
- Gamescape: Pokémon League. Come learn, play, and trade with the Pokémon Trading Card Game and the Pokémon video games! We LOVE seeing new players, so come learn how to play! We play both the Trading Card Game and the Video Game casually and competitively. The store offers lots of different seating arrangements to meet our group's needs, as well as food, drinks, and Pokémon products for purchase. We are also hold regular, officially sanctioned tournaments for Pokémon Trading Card Game and Video Game Competitions! 2-4pm
- Lake Tribe: Colby Scheib. 3pm
- House of Music: Songwriter Sunday. Songwriters of Tallahassee hosted by Rachel Hillman. Bring your original songs on Sunday - sign up is at 4:30. No Cover Songs please - this is an event celebrating original music. Accompanists and Bands Welcome - you must be able to set up within two minutes, so no crazy pedals or amp shenanigans. No Backing Tracks - Please find someone to play your song with you. 5pm
- The Plant: Open Jam. All instruments, all players welcome. 5pm-9pm
- House of Music: Perkins Street Pickers. 5pm
- Black Dog Cafe: Tallahassee Go Club Meetings. Come play the captivating ancient game of Go, also known as Baduk, with some friendly games and discussions. Beginners welcome. Visit https://www.tallahasseegoclub.com for more information. 6pm
- Oyster City Brewing: Comedy Night. Come have some laughs with us on Sunday nights! If you are interested in participating in the show, reach out to therealsleepypfloyd@gmail.com 7:30pm
- The Rose Room: Synful Sunday. 8pm
- Goodwood: Halloween Family Fun Day. Come out to Goodwood Museum & Gardens for an afternoon of FREE trick-or-treating, FREE crafts for the kids, FREE face-painting, FREE hay rides, and a whole lot of fun! 3pm
- Lake Tribe: Field Day Kickoff Party. SAVE THE DATE for Field Day 2024’s Kickoff Party ~ with live music by local favorite, REVIVAL, Rich Rob’s Philly Stop food truck & Lake Tribe brew. Bring the family + enjoy this FREE event to officially kickoff Field Day Music Fest 2024 {Feb 25th}. 3pm
- Cascades: 25th Annual Oktoberfest! Immerse yourself in an unforgettable German experience at Elder Care Services' 25th Annual Oktoberfest! Experience the vibrant sights, sounds, and flavors of this cherished tradition as we come together to raise our steins and celebrate, all while making an impact on the lives of seniors in our community. You’re not only guaranteed to have a great time but will also help provide vital nutrition, companionship, and personal care for seniors in need. So mark your calendars for Sunday, October 29, and join us in a fun-filled celebration where the spirit of Oktoberfest and the joy of giving back unite to create a meaningful difference for seniors! 3pm
- Potbellys: Soulja Boy. 6pm
- Just One More: Bingo. 5pm-6:30pm
- Finnegan’s Wake: Midtown Market Monday. Every Monday from 5pm - 9pm, discover a world of local talent selling art, jewelry, crochet, vintage clothing, and more. This is the beginning of a new weekly tradition, and we're thrilled to have you as part of the journey. Grab a drink, explore our cool vendor tables, enjoy free swag, and savor delicious dinner options while you help us build something amazing. Let's make Mondays memorable together! 5pm-9pm
- American Legion Hall: Cha Cha - Weekly Lessons. 6:15pm/$5
- Hangar 38: Bingo. 6:45pm
- Vino Beano: Tipsy Trivia. 7pm
- The Rose Room: Karaoke Night. 8pm
- The Bark: Church Girls. 7pm
- Square Mug: Moving Targets with Subpotent and Degenerate State. 8pm
- Blue Tavern: Happy Hour. 5pm
- The Rose Room: Drag Bingo and Open Stage Night ft. Britney T. Foxx! 6pm
- The Getaway Grille: Tuesday Night Bikes and Trikes. 6pm
- Oyster City Brewing Company: Tuesday Night Beer-go! 6pm
- The Rose Room: Queer Dinner and a Movie! 6pm
- Crafty Crab: BOOMIN' Karaoke. 7pm
- Gamescape: Hobby Night. Slay the grey together! Join your fellow gamers and turn your pile of grey miniatures into a battle ready army. Need some painting tips? Feel free to ask at hobby night. You can bring any miniature for any game to paint. 7pm
- Ology Midtown: Jazz Jam Sessions. 7pm
- Island Wings: Trivia. 7pm
- House of Music: Tuesday Trivia & Karaoke. 7pm
- American Legion Hall: Tallahassee Swing Band Tuesday Night Dance. 7:30pm
- Burrito Boarder: Karaoke with DJ Roldus. 8pm
- Poor Pauls: Trivia. 8pm/21+
- Blue Tavern: Bluesday Tuesday with Bill Ricci. Every Tuesday is Blues Day @ the Blue Tavern and Blues Meets Girl is a Tallahassee favorite. This perfect, intimate venue provides just what you need for both a mid-week break and authentic blues music experience. 8pm/$5
- 4th Quarter: Professor Jim's Tuesday Night Trivia. Popular for a reason! 8pm
- Argonaut Coffee: Trivia Tuesday. 8pm
- Fire Betty’s: Open Mic Comedy Night. 8pm/21+
- 926: Tacos and Trivia. 9pm
- Birds: Karaoke with Nathan. New night! 9pm
- Blue Tavern: Halloween! Songs from the Bone Orchard with music by Frank Lindamood, The Little Mercies, Hepzibah Jones, and more. 5pm
- House of Cars: Old Fashioned Halloween. Join us for an old fashioned Halloween Party. Taking place Halloween night, we will have candy, old fashioned treats, games, a costume contest and prizes. Fun for all ages! 6pm
- Tally Cat Café: Spooky Jackbox Party. Join us in the cat lounge for some Spooky Jackbox Party games! Winners of each round have the opportunity to win prizes such as Tally Cat Café merch and cat themed prizes! Includes any drink! Bring a fully charged phone or tablet so that you can participate. 7pm
- The Fuzzy Pineapple: Halloween Costume Party. 9pm/$15
- Rose Room: Women's Wednesday. Featuring Our Rose Roulettes and drink specials all night long. A night for all of our female-identifying friends to enjoy a safe space and an awesome happy hour! 6pm-2am
- Blue Tavern: The Wednesday Night Lab Session. 5pm
- Sugar and Spice Tally: Game Night. Join us every Wednesday Night for community game night. Bring your own or use ours! Let me know if you need to reserve space for a large group. Free to attend! 5pm
- Tara Angel’s Magic: D&D Experience - Adult (18+) Group. Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition - Candlekeep Mysteries. A one-shot is a D&D event that starts and finishes in the same session, typically lasting 3 - 4 hours. We have pre-generated characters for players to choose from. WHAT TO BRING: Pencils, Dice (can be purchased in store), Mask (encouraged for unvaccinated participants), Enthusiasm! Please sign up in advance to reserve a spot in this campaign. Tickets can be purchased in-store, over the phone, or on the website. For more information, please email sales@taraangelsmagic.com, or call: (850) 878-4555 6pm-9pm
- Goodwood: Wonderful Wednesday. 6pm/$5
- Level 8 Rooftop Lounge: Trivia. 6pm
- The Great Games Library: Open Game Night. 6pm/free
- American Legion Hall: Sue Boyd Country Western and More Dance Class. Session 2 - Beginner 6:30 to 7:45 pm What: East Coast Swing and Waltz. Cost: $8.00 per person. Wear comfortable shoes you can turn in. 7:45 to 8:15 - Practice dance with paid admission. 8:15 to 9:30: Intermediate - 2 Step and WCS. $8.00 per person or $13.00 for both classes. Vaccines are required. Face masks are optional. Changing partners is optional. 6:30pm
- Perry Lynn’s Smokehouse in Quincy: Wed Night Open Mic w/ Steven Ritter and Friends. 6:30pm
- Hangar 38: Trivia. 6:45pm
- Oyster City Brewing Tallahassee: Trivia. Teams up to 6 players for three rounds with 10 questions and a tie breaker each round. Winners are by round so don’t worry if you need to come late or can’t stay the whole time! Prizes include a round of beer, a 6 pack and a gift card! 7pm
- Proof: Trivia. 7pm
- Vino Beano: Wine Bingo. 7pm
- Fermentation Lounge: Trivia. 7pm
- Blue Tavern: Wednesday Open Mic with Doc Russell. The open mic night that has run continuously for almost 20 years, once housed at the Warehouse, lives on at the Blue Tavern. Doc Russell continues as the host with the most. Sign up starts at 7:45pm/free to attend
- House of Music: Bar Bingo! Free to Play & Late Night Karaoke. 7pm
- The Bar at La Casa: MidWeek KARAOKE! 7pm
- Fire Betty’s: Karaoke! 8pm/21+/free
- Dukes and Dotties: College Night and Line Dancing Lessons. 8pm
- South Station: Summer Movie Nights. 8:30pm/free
- The Bark: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 9pm
- Peppers: Karaoke. 9pm
- 926: Dragged Out Wednesday. 10pm
- The Moon: Broadway’s Next Hit Musical is… The PHONY Awards! Have you heard of the TONY awards? Well, Broadway’s Next Hit Musical is… The PHONY Awards! Audience members write down made up song titles and master improvisers gather these suggestions and present them as “nominated songs” for this coveted award. The cast then creates spontaneous scenes and songs filled with great dancing, catchy melodies, and tons of laughter. The audience votes for their favorite song and watches as the cast turns that song into a full blown improvised musical – complete with memorable characters, witty dialogue, and plot twists galore. Dress in your best "red carpet" attire, pose for the paparazzi, and arrive early for the pre-party lounge for drinks, food, and fun! $50
2023.10.21 17:07 RandomParts Part II - The rest of the free Craigslist tapes
 | Beyond the ~100 exercise tapes that I got in my free haul, there were dozens of sealed movies and TV specials. I have tons of unsealing to do! submitted by RandomParts to VHS [link] [comments] Of these, I’m particularly excited to check out some of the tapes of the old Michael Palin travel series he did for the BBC, and there’s a sealed tape with old footage of the “early days of the motorcar” in Boston. An that cool-looking tape about the space program in the clamshell. The three Travolta movies in the first image are a box set, and I stuck in the Jane Fonda Betamax tape to show off even though it’s not VHS (I do have a Betamax VCR, so I can bear witness to the retro fitness). I found someone local who I can unload most of the exercise tapes on, so now I can get my garage back 😂 The fourth image is just a tape I found under a bridge a couple months ago that I haven’t watched yet but am hopeful is going to live up to the cover art. What catches your eye from this stack? |
2023.10.16 07:15 wsppan Today In Phishstory - October 16th
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Phish, Saturday 10/16/2021 (2 years ago) Chase Center, San Francisco, CA, USA
Gap Chart, Tour: 2021 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Possum , Halley's Comet > 46 Days -> Slave to the Traffic Light , Simple > Shade > Winterqueen > Meat > Run Like an Antelope
Set 2 : Bathtub Gin > Everything's Right > Frankie Says > The Wedge , The Moma Dance
Encore : Carini
Jamchart Notes:
46 Days - Around the 5:00 mark the jam enters a more dynamic space, allowing for flourishes by all four in a strong collective effort. Mellows out in the final minutes for a very pleasant ending and -> "Slave".
Slave to the Traffic Light - A mostly smooth -> in from "46 Days". The first Set 1 version of "STTTL" in over five years is a gem. This jam peaks and peaks again, and just when you think it's peaked for the final time, it peaks once more.
Simple - A kaleidoscopic outro of interweaving delay riffs then shifts at 7:00 to a pumped-up syncopated groove, drawing similarities to "Simple's" 1996 heyday.
Bathtub Gin - While the jam becomes more serene and contemplative, Fish keeps things moving at a decent clip with a snappy beat, eventually leading to a more rocking conclusion bolstered by swelling synths.
Frankie Says - Kicking off the back half of a monstrous set 2 and busting out after a 196 show gap, what seems like a quick breather instead grows sea legs and takes a walk. Roughly 3:30 in, Mike and Page drive the jam to open flowery pastures, as Fish propels with cowbells and Trey searches for jam grooves. The groove washes out to sea and coasts on gentle waves upon Fish's ride, slowly building momentum to a characteristic melodic theme of fall '21. At the 8:30 mark the jam takes heavier rhythmic cues and a dance party throw down starts building. "Manteca" tease at 9:35. Thick effect-laden Trey and the cymbal-snare dance of Fish propel the back half of this jam to a start-stop "woo" passage. "Bathtub Gin" teases at 13:00 and 15:15.
The Moma Dance - The first "Moma" to serve as set-closer fills the role admirably with an atypically hard-driving, intense outro over shouts of "Monkey Man" from Fish.
Carini - This massive version shows up in the Encore, and anyone who decided to leave early truly missed out. Trey's nimble playing and Page flourishing on the piano kick this jam off. By 11:15, it turns into an effects-fest, with Fish laying down a cool texture for the exploration. The band eventually works its way back to the song proper to, officially, close the show out.
Show Notes:
Frankie Says was performed for the first time since August 8, 2015 (197 shows), contained Manteca teases from Trey, and ended with Bathtub Gin teases. Moma Dance contained a Monkey Man jam with quotes from Fish. This was the rescheduled date from the show that had been postponed due to the coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak in 2020.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Phish, Tuesday 10/16/2018 (5 years ago) Times Union Center, Albany, NY, USA
Gap Chart, Tour: 2018 Fall Tour
Set 1 : The Moma Dance > Tube , Theme From the Bottom > Free , Army of One , Halley's Comet > Everything's Right -> Cities > Walls of the Cave
Set 2 : Ghost > No Men In No Man's Land > Piper > Twenty Years Later > Show of Life > Also Sprach Zarathustra > Character Zero
Encore : Harry Hood
Jamchart Notes:
Tube - Page digs into his bag of tricks at 4:15, layering synthesizers on top of the groove, and later Trey takes charge as the jam becomes more rocking and peaks.
Everything's Right - Retains an understated intensity throughout and after 7:30 takes on a graceful, ethereal feel, coalescing at 9:30 with a truly beautiful sequence of soaring guitar and deep impact bass. Around 11:30, a Page-led groove is introduced which brings things to a close with a slick -> "Cities".
Twenty Years Later - A sick and twisted, evil monster. At first, it sounds like the band is content to tinker with the basic song. But at about 8:00, Fish and Mike hook up and develop a high-power, pulsing and driving base. Chaos ensues, as spacey effects, unusual keyboards, and sick Mike create a throbbing, mind-blowing sensory assault.
Show of Life - Regardless of your impression of this song generally, this version deserves a listen. Featuring heartfelt, emotive play and strong communication and interplay, the band, especially Trey, is clearly "in the zone" here, and fans are rewarded with an exceptionally strong version, a cathartic relief following the insane "Twenty Years Later" which immediately preceded.
Show Notes:
Trey teased Under Pressure In Piper. Page teased Rhapsody in Blue at the end of Harry Hood.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Phish, Sunday 10/16/2016 (7 years ago) Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, Jacksonville, FL, USA
Gap Chart, Tour: 2016 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Kill Devil Falls > The Moma Dance > Back on the Train , Undermind , Nellie Kane , Stash , Petrichor , Mike's Song > Bouncing Around the Room , Weekapaug Groove
Set 2 : Crosseyed and Painless > Steam > Piper > Wingsuit , Sparkle > The Wedge , Wading in the Velvet Sea > Run Like an Antelope
Encore : The Ballad of Curtis Loew , Character Zero
Jamchart Notes:
Piper - After rolling through solid in-bounds territory, the jam fractures into several sections, including "Woo"-like stop/start play, some nice upbeat playing with a swinging vibe, and a return to more rocking action with "C&P;" vocal quotes, before settling to percussive transition space.
Show Notes:
Crosseyed was teased in Steam, Piper, and Antelope.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Phish, Saturday 10/16/2010 (13 years ago) North Charleston Coliseum, North Charleston, SC, USA
Gap Chart, Tour: 2010 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Kill Devil Falls , Guelah Papyrus , The Curtain With > The Mango Song > Sand , Limb By Limb , Sneakin' Sally Through the Alley , Uncle Pen , Pebbles and Marbles , Cavern > David Bowie
Set 2 : Crosseyed and Painless , Dirt > Fluffhead > Also Sprach Zarathustra > Tweezer > Show of Life , You Enjoy Myself
Encore : I Been Around , Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn) > Tweezer Reprise
Jamchart Notes:
Crosseyed and Painless - Opening a killer 2nd set in Charleston, this one is a straight-up rocker! After a blazing jam, they hit another vocal refrain before dipping into a spacier jam. Then they build back into another vocal refrain, after which they make a move for a funkier jam before hitting one final spacier passage.
Also Sprach Zarathustra - Excellent high energy version with a few outstanding minutes from Page in the second jam.
Show Notes:
The YEM vocal jam contained Guy Forget quotes.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Phish, Wednesday 10/16/1996 (27 years ago) Olympic Center, Lake Placid, NY, USA
Gap Chart, Tour: 1996 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Cars Trucks Buses , Down with Disease , Wilson > Buried Alive > Poor Heart , Billy Breathes , Mound > Sample in a Jar , It's Ice , The Horse > Silent in the Morning , Character Zero
Set 2 : Wolfman's Brother , Taste , Train Song , Simple > Swept Away 1 > Steep 1 > Prince Caspian , Run Like an Antelope , The Squirming Coil , Johnny B. Goode
Encore : Waste
1 Debut.
Jamchart Notes:
Simple - With Trey on the "mini-kit" Page grooves around quite a bit on organ.
Show Notes:
Swept Away and Steep debuted at this show.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Phish, Sunday 10/16/1994 (29 years ago) Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Auditorium, Chattanooga, TN, USA
Gap Chart, Tour: 1994 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Rift , Horn , Foam , Fee 1 > Split Open and Melt , The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday > Avenu Malkenu > The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday , Axilla > Possum
Set 2 : The Landlady > Poor Heart , Julius , Fluffhead > Big Ball Jam , Run Like an Antelope , Dog Faced Boy 2 , Sweet Adeline 3 , Sample in a Jar
Encore : Highway to Hell
Encore 2 : Harpua 4
1 Trey sang verses through megaphone. 2 Acoustic; without microphones. 3 Without microphones. 4 Narration told of Jimmy attending a Bootsy Collins concert.
Jamchart Notes:
Fluffhead - Right from the start, this excellent version is loaded with sprinkles of improvisation, well worth the visit despite minor flaws. Unlike most '94 performances, this one seems less intense and high power, and instead, adopts a more experimental approach. From Fluff's Travels to little spots in Clod, this "Fluffhead" is just a bit different than most. Page's piano solo in Clod is wild and crazy, while Trey's guitar efforts in Arrival seem to visit some slightly new territory.
Run Like an Antelope - Dissonant and improvisational jam that gets way out there at a couple of points, and has a little Trey solo in the "Marco" section.
Show Notes:
Trey sang the verses of Fee through a megaphone. Dog Faced Boy was acoustic and was, along with Sweet Adeline, performed without microphones. Before Dog Faced Boy, Trey introduced Fish for a "balloon and emotion solo...that will reach into your soul and rip your heart out of your body." Harpua included a Stonehenge quote and Flash Light jam and told of Jimmy attending a Bootsy Collins concert.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Trey Anastasio, 2020-10-16 Beacon Theatre, New York, NY, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/phish-october-16-2020-beacon-theatre-new-york-ny-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes:
This performance was part of The Beacon Jams series and featured the debuts of Evolve and The Greater Good and the TAB debut of I Never Needed You Like This Before. Divided Sky was only Trey accompanied by Jeff Tanski on piano, Trey teased No Men In No Man's Land in Back On The Train. Trey teased Back in Black before Strange Design. Strange Design through Wolfman's Brother featured The Rescue Squad Strings (Katie Kresek and Maxim Moston on violin, Rachel Golub on viola, and Anja Wood on cello), with Strange Design and Water in the Sky featuring just Trey on acoustic guitar, The Greater Good with Trey only on vocals (no guitar), Greyhound Rising and Wolfman's Brother with the full band, and Wolfman's Brother with Trey on acoustic guitar. Trey quoted Rescue Squad when introducing The Rescue Squad Strings at the end of Wolfman's Brother. Trey teased Let It Grow in No Men In No Man's Land. Trey quoted a line from Poltergeist before and during Ghost's intro.
Trey Anastasio, 2019-10-16 Victoria Theatre, Dayton, OH, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/trey-anastasio-october-16-2019-victoria-theatre-dayton-oh-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: This entire show was performed by Trey solo acoustic and featured the first Trey acoustic performance of Mr. Oysterhead.
Trey Anastasio Band, 2015-10-16 Kings Theater, Brooklyn, NY, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/trey-anastasio-october-16-2015-kings-theater-brooklyn-ny-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: This show featured the TAB debuts of Soul Rebel, 49 Bye-Byes, and MacArthur Park.
Trey Anastasio Band, 2008-10-16 Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/trey-anastasio-october-16-2008-roseland-ballroom-new-york-ny-usa.html
Tour: TAB - Classic TAB Fall 2008 Tour
Show Notes: After Alaska, referencing the then recently introduced GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Trey noted that he wrote the song before she came along, and “to be clear I did not have sex with that woman.” Trey performed Brian and Robert and Chalk Dust Torture solo acoustic.
Mike Gordon, 2003-10-16 Irving Plaza, New York, NY, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/mike-gordon-october-16-2003-irving-plaza-new-york-ny-usa.html
Tour: Mike Gordon - Fall 2003 Tour
Show Notes: Kaki King opened. Peter Apfelbaum sat in on tenor saxophone for the entire show.
Pork Tornado, 2002-10-16 The Odeon, Cleveland, OH, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/jon-fishman-october-16-2002-the-odeon-cleveland-oh-usa.html
Tour: Fish - Pork Tornado Fall 2002 Tour
Show Notes: Seth Yacovone Band opened.
Jazz Mandolin Project, 2001-10-16 Student Union Auditorium, CSU-Chico, Chico, CA, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/jon-fishman-october-16-2001-student-union-auditorium-csu-chico-chico-ca-usa.html
Tour: Fish - Jazz Mandolin Project Fall 2001 Tour
Show Notes:
Spin Doctors, 2011-10-16 Higher Ground, South Burlington, VT, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/guest-appearance-october-16-2011-higher-ground-south-burlington-vt-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: Mike sat in on bass for Refrigerator Car.
Benevento/Russo Duo, 2008-10-16 Higher Ground, South Burlington, VT, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/guest-appearance-october-16-2008-higher-ground-south-burlington-vt-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: Mike sat in with the Duo for the encore. Both Becky and the preceding jam featured Dave Grippo on saxophone.
Widespread Panic, 2001-10-16 Paramount Theatre, Seattle, WA, USA
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/guest-appearance-october-16-2001-paramount-theatre-seattle-wa-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: Trey sat in for "Fixin' To Die," "Wish You Were Here," and the subsequent jam; Trey and John Bell shared vocals on both songs.
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Phish
Gap Chart, Tour: 2021 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Possum , Halley's Comet > 46 Days -> Slave to the Traffic Light , Simple > Shade > Winterqueen > Meat > Run Like an Antelope
Set 2 : Bathtub Gin > Everything's Right > Frankie Says > The Wedge , The Moma Dance
Encore : Carini
Jamchart Notes:
46 Days - Around the 5:00 mark the jam enters a more dynamic space, allowing for flourishes by all four in a strong collective effort. Mellows out in the final minutes for a very pleasant ending and -> "Slave".
Slave to the Traffic Light - A mostly smooth -> in from "46 Days". The first Set 1 version of "STTTL" in over five years is a gem. This jam peaks and peaks again, and just when you think it's peaked for the final time, it peaks once more.
Simple - A kaleidoscopic outro of interweaving delay riffs then shifts at 7:00 to a pumped-up syncopated groove, drawing similarities to "Simple's" 1996 heyday.
Bathtub Gin - While the jam becomes more serene and contemplative, Fish keeps things moving at a decent clip with a snappy beat, eventually leading to a more rocking conclusion bolstered by swelling synths.
Frankie Says - Kicking off the back half of a monstrous set 2 and busting out after a 196 show gap, what seems like a quick breather instead grows sea legs and takes a walk. Roughly 3:30 in, Mike and Page drive the jam to open flowery pastures, as Fish propels with cowbells and Trey searches for jam grooves. The groove washes out to sea and coasts on gentle waves upon Fish's ride, slowly building momentum to a characteristic melodic theme of fall '21. At the 8:30 mark the jam takes heavier rhythmic cues and a dance party throw down starts building. "Manteca" tease at 9:35. Thick effect-laden Trey and the cymbal-snare dance of Fish propel the back half of this jam to a start-stop "woo" passage. "Bathtub Gin" teases at 13:00 and 15:15.
The Moma Dance - The first "Moma" to serve as set-closer fills the role admirably with an atypically hard-driving, intense outro over shouts of "Monkey Man" from Fish.
Carini - This massive version shows up in the Encore, and anyone who decided to leave early truly missed out. Trey's nimble playing and Page flourishing on the piano kick this jam off. By 11:15, it turns into an effects-fest, with Fish laying down a cool texture for the exploration. The band eventually works its way back to the song proper to, officially, close the show out.
Show Notes:
Frankie Says was performed for the first time since August 8, 2015 (197 shows), contained Manteca teases from Trey, and ended with Bathtub Gin teases. Moma Dance contained a Monkey Man jam with quotes from Fish. This was the rescheduled date from the show that had been postponed due to the coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak in 2020.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Gap Chart, Tour: 2018 Fall Tour
Set 1 : The Moma Dance > Tube , Theme From the Bottom > Free , Army of One , Halley's Comet > Everything's Right -> Cities > Walls of the Cave
Set 2 : Ghost > No Men In No Man's Land > Piper > Twenty Years Later > Show of Life > Also Sprach Zarathustra > Character Zero
Encore : Harry Hood
Jamchart Notes:
Tube - Page digs into his bag of tricks at 4:15, layering synthesizers on top of the groove, and later Trey takes charge as the jam becomes more rocking and peaks.
Everything's Right - Retains an understated intensity throughout and after 7:30 takes on a graceful, ethereal feel, coalescing at 9:30 with a truly beautiful sequence of soaring guitar and deep impact bass. Around 11:30, a Page-led groove is introduced which brings things to a close with a slick -> "Cities".
Twenty Years Later - A sick and twisted, evil monster. At first, it sounds like the band is content to tinker with the basic song. But at about 8:00, Fish and Mike hook up and develop a high-power, pulsing and driving base. Chaos ensues, as spacey effects, unusual keyboards, and sick Mike create a throbbing, mind-blowing sensory assault.
Show of Life - Regardless of your impression of this song generally, this version deserves a listen. Featuring heartfelt, emotive play and strong communication and interplay, the band, especially Trey, is clearly "in the zone" here, and fans are rewarded with an exceptionally strong version, a cathartic relief following the insane "Twenty Years Later" which immediately preceded.
Show Notes:
Trey teased Under Pressure In Piper. Page teased Rhapsody in Blue at the end of Harry Hood.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Gap Chart, Tour: 2016 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Kill Devil Falls > The Moma Dance > Back on the Train , Undermind , Nellie Kane , Stash , Petrichor , Mike's Song > Bouncing Around the Room , Weekapaug Groove
Set 2 : Crosseyed and Painless > Steam > Piper > Wingsuit , Sparkle > The Wedge , Wading in the Velvet Sea > Run Like an Antelope
Encore : The Ballad of Curtis Loew , Character Zero
Jamchart Notes:
Piper - After rolling through solid in-bounds territory, the jam fractures into several sections, including "Woo"-like stop/start play, some nice upbeat playing with a swinging vibe, and a return to more rocking action with "C&P;" vocal quotes, before settling to percussive transition space.
Show Notes:
Crosseyed was teased in Steam, Piper, and Antelope.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Gap Chart, Tour: 2010 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Kill Devil Falls , Guelah Papyrus , The Curtain With > The Mango Song > Sand , Limb By Limb , Sneakin' Sally Through the Alley , Uncle Pen , Pebbles and Marbles , Cavern > David Bowie
Set 2 : Crosseyed and Painless , Dirt > Fluffhead > Also Sprach Zarathustra > Tweezer > Show of Life , You Enjoy Myself
Encore : I Been Around , Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn) > Tweezer Reprise
Jamchart Notes:
Crosseyed and Painless - Opening a killer 2nd set in Charleston, this one is a straight-up rocker! After a blazing jam, they hit another vocal refrain before dipping into a spacier jam. Then they build back into another vocal refrain, after which they make a move for a funkier jam before hitting one final spacier passage.
Also Sprach Zarathustra - Excellent high energy version with a few outstanding minutes from Page in the second jam.
Show Notes:
The YEM vocal jam contained Guy Forget quotes.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Gap Chart, Tour: 1996 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Cars Trucks Buses , Down with Disease , Wilson > Buried Alive > Poor Heart , Billy Breathes , Mound > Sample in a Jar , It's Ice , The Horse > Silent in the Morning , Character Zero
Set 2 : Wolfman's Brother , Taste , Train Song , Simple > Swept Away 1 > Steep 1 > Prince Caspian , Run Like an Antelope , The Squirming Coil , Johnny B. Goode
Encore : Waste
1 Debut.
Jamchart Notes:
Simple - With Trey on the "mini-kit" Page grooves around quite a bit on organ.
Show Notes:
Swept Away and Steep debuted at this show.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Gap Chart, Tour: 1994 Fall Tour
Set 1 : Rift , Horn , Foam , Fee 1 > Split Open and Melt , The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday > Avenu Malkenu > The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday , Axilla > Possum
Set 2 : The Landlady > Poor Heart , Julius , Fluffhead > Big Ball Jam , Run Like an Antelope , Dog Faced Boy 2 , Sweet Adeline 3 , Sample in a Jar
Encore : Highway to Hell
Encore 2 : Harpua 4
1 Trey sang verses through megaphone. 2 Acoustic; without microphones. 3 Without microphones. 4 Narration told of Jimmy attending a Bootsy Collins concert.
Jamchart Notes:
Fluffhead - Right from the start, this excellent version is loaded with sprinkles of improvisation, well worth the visit despite minor flaws. Unlike most '94 performances, this one seems less intense and high power, and instead, adopts a more experimental approach. From Fluff's Travels to little spots in Clod, this "Fluffhead" is just a bit different than most. Page's piano solo in Clod is wild and crazy, while Trey's guitar efforts in Arrival seem to visit some slightly new territory.
Run Like an Antelope - Dissonant and improvisational jam that gets way out there at a couple of points, and has a little Trey solo in the "Marco" section.
Show Notes:
Trey sang the verses of Fee through a megaphone. Dog Faced Boy was acoustic and was, along with Sweet Adeline, performed without microphones. Before Dog Faced Boy, Trey introduced Fish for a "balloon and emotion solo...that will reach into your soul and rip your heart out of your body." Harpua included a Stonehenge quote and Flash Light jam and told of Jimmy attending a Bootsy Collins concert.
Listen now at Phish.in!
Trey Anastasio
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/phish-october-16-2020-beacon-theatre-new-york-ny-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes:
This performance was part of The Beacon Jams series and featured the debuts of Evolve and The Greater Good and the TAB debut of I Never Needed You Like This Before. Divided Sky was only Trey accompanied by Jeff Tanski on piano, Trey teased No Men In No Man's Land in Back On The Train. Trey teased Back in Black before Strange Design. Strange Design through Wolfman's Brother featured The Rescue Squad Strings (Katie Kresek and Maxim Moston on violin, Rachel Golub on viola, and Anja Wood on cello), with Strange Design and Water in the Sky featuring just Trey on acoustic guitar, The Greater Good with Trey only on vocals (no guitar), Greyhound Rising and Wolfman's Brother with the full band, and Wolfman's Brother with Trey on acoustic guitar. Trey quoted Rescue Squad when introducing The Rescue Squad Strings at the end of Wolfman's Brother. Trey teased Let It Grow in No Men In No Man's Land. Trey quoted a line from Poltergeist before and during Ghost's intro.
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/trey-anastasio-october-16-2019-victoria-theatre-dayton-oh-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: This entire show was performed by Trey solo acoustic and featured the first Trey acoustic performance of Mr. Oysterhead.
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/trey-anastasio-october-16-2015-kings-theater-brooklyn-ny-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: This show featured the TAB debuts of Soul Rebel, 49 Bye-Byes, and MacArthur Park.
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/trey-anastasio-october-16-2008-roseland-ballroom-new-york-ny-usa.html
Tour: TAB - Classic TAB Fall 2008 Tour
Show Notes: After Alaska, referencing the then recently introduced GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Trey noted that he wrote the song before she came along, and “to be clear I did not have sex with that woman.” Trey performed Brian and Robert and Chalk Dust Torture solo acoustic.
Mike Gordon
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/mike-gordon-october-16-2003-irving-plaza-new-york-ny-usa.html
Tour: Mike Gordon - Fall 2003 Tour
Show Notes: Kaki King opened. Peter Apfelbaum sat in on tenor saxophone for the entire show.
John Fishman
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/jon-fishman-october-16-2002-the-odeon-cleveland-oh-usa.html
Tour: Fish - Pork Tornado Fall 2002 Tour
Show Notes: Seth Yacovone Band opened.
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/jon-fishman-october-16-2001-student-union-auditorium-csu-chico-chico-ca-usa.html
Tour: Fish - Jazz Mandolin Project Fall 2001 Tour
Show Notes:
Other
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/guest-appearance-october-16-2011-higher-ground-south-burlington-vt-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: Mike sat in on bass for Refrigerator Car.
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/guest-appearance-october-16-2008-higher-ground-south-burlington-vt-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: Mike sat in with the Duo for the encore. Both Becky and the preceding jam featured Dave Grippo on saxophone.
Setlist: https://phish.net/setlists/guest-appearance-october-16-2001-paramount-theatre-seattle-wa-usa.html
Tour: Not Part of a Tour
Show Notes: Trey sat in for "Fixin' To Die," "Wish You Were Here," and the subsequent jam; Trey and John Bell shared vocals on both songs.
2023.10.12 00:11 Downtown-Table-4872 A timeline of Lauren Boebert's romantic life
Circa 1996 - A pre-orange Trump is first glimpsed by a young and impressionable Lauren, thanks to a VHS copy of Home Alone 2
1998-2000 - A Dairy Queen, a dumpster, and the kid who called in a bomb threat to get out of a math test.
September 2001 - 9/11 changes everything.
Circa 2003 - Lauren meets Jayson (with a 'y') - the pedophile of her dreams! - when she is 16 and he is 23
January 2004 - Jayson Boebert arrested and charged with public indecency and lewd exposure after exposing his penis at a bowling alley. This is unquestionably HOT.
February 2005 - Lauren gets a 'green light' when the townspeople agree that it's not THAT bad to expose yourself when you're a white man and definitely not gay.
March 2005 - Lauren's uterus / vagina becomes a glorious vessel of our Lord and Saviour when she gives birth, at age 18, to her first son, who will then auspiciously go on to impregnate a 15-year-old girl when he is 18. Praise Jebus and his glorious plan.
June 2005 - Lauren and the beloved Jayson (with a 'y') get married, avoiding an embarrassing baby lump at the alter and instead arrange for a babysitter during their honeymoon at Cracker Barrel, Orlando.
June 2006 - Posts on Adultjobs.com result in several interesting offers.
March 2007 - Sarah Palin look-a-like porn becomes a thing and Lauren becomes a Western Slope '8'.
January 2008 - Jayson, feeling all of his strength as a man, shows Lauren his copy of Guns and Ammo. She has a definite 'O'.
May 2013 - Shooter's Grill is launched and the happy couple hire waitstaff who carry handguns as they serve food-items to Rifle Colorado's healthy and attractive population.
July 2013 - Jayson (with a 'y') is seen playing with waitress Kelly Anne's pistol.
June 2015 - Trump's inspiring 'Escalator Speech,' in which he identifies Mexicans as rapists and murders is unquestionably HOT.
December 2017 - Somebody is cheating on someone.
November 2020 - Boebert's lifelong goal of humbly serving the public as a respected lawmaker is rewarded as she is elected to congress. Washington DC trips give various Boebert's a chance to "poll the constituency".
December 2021 - A memorable Christmas tree picture with the kids holding assault rifles celebrates the loving relationship of God, guns, mother, and husband - who is literally not in the picture, for some reason.
August 2022 - Jayson Boebert destroys a neighbor's mailbox, indicating he is a virile man.
March 2022 - Lauren's FarmersOnly.com profile gets 12 messages in one hour
May 2023 - Lauren confirms she is separating from Jayson.
September 2023 - Distraught from the 22nd anniversary of 9/11, Lauren gives her date to Beetlejuice the Musical something to talk about the next day at the watercooler.
October 2023 - Lauren is officially divorced! She is now free to imbibe the Christian bliss of grandmotherly dating.
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1998-2000 - A Dairy Queen, a dumpster, and the kid who called in a bomb threat to get out of a math test.
September 2001 - 9/11 changes everything.
Circa 2003 - Lauren meets Jayson (with a 'y') - the pedophile of her dreams! - when she is 16 and he is 23
January 2004 - Jayson Boebert arrested and charged with public indecency and lewd exposure after exposing his penis at a bowling alley. This is unquestionably HOT.
February 2005 - Lauren gets a 'green light' when the townspeople agree that it's not THAT bad to expose yourself when you're a white man and definitely not gay.
March 2005 - Lauren's uterus / vagina becomes a glorious vessel of our Lord and Saviour when she gives birth, at age 18, to her first son, who will then auspiciously go on to impregnate a 15-year-old girl when he is 18. Praise Jebus and his glorious plan.
June 2005 - Lauren and the beloved Jayson (with a 'y') get married, avoiding an embarrassing baby lump at the alter and instead arrange for a babysitter during their honeymoon at Cracker Barrel, Orlando.
June 2006 - Posts on Adultjobs.com result in several interesting offers.
March 2007 - Sarah Palin look-a-like porn becomes a thing and Lauren becomes a Western Slope '8'.
January 2008 - Jayson, feeling all of his strength as a man, shows Lauren his copy of Guns and Ammo. She has a definite 'O'.
May 2013 - Shooter's Grill is launched and the happy couple hire waitstaff who carry handguns as they serve food-items to Rifle Colorado's healthy and attractive population.
July 2013 - Jayson (with a 'y') is seen playing with waitress Kelly Anne's pistol.
June 2015 - Trump's inspiring 'Escalator Speech,' in which he identifies Mexicans as rapists and murders is unquestionably HOT.
December 2017 - Somebody is cheating on someone.
November 2020 - Boebert's lifelong goal of humbly serving the public as a respected lawmaker is rewarded as she is elected to congress. Washington DC trips give various Boebert's a chance to "poll the constituency".
December 2021 - A memorable Christmas tree picture with the kids holding assault rifles celebrates the loving relationship of God, guns, mother, and husband - who is literally not in the picture, for some reason.
August 2022 - Jayson Boebert destroys a neighbor's mailbox, indicating he is a virile man.
March 2022 - Lauren's FarmersOnly.com profile gets 12 messages in one hour
May 2023 - Lauren confirms she is separating from Jayson.
September 2023 - Distraught from the 22nd anniversary of 9/11, Lauren gives her date to Beetlejuice the Musical something to talk about the next day at the watercooler.
October 2023 - Lauren is officially divorced! She is now free to imbibe the Christian bliss of grandmotherly dating.
2023.10.02 16:24 NYCIndieConcerts October 2023 Shows
Friday October 6
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| East Williamsburg Econolodge | 9pm, $10 | The Gracie Resurrectionsingle release + Castle Black + The Planes |
| Irving Plaza | 9pm, $30 | Everything Everything + Pierre Kwenders |
| Kings Theatre | 8pm, $60+ | Nick Cave |
| Trans-Pecos | 7:30pm, $25 | Bonzo + Horsegirl + Carl Stone + Anastasia Coope |
| Warsaw | 8pm, $25 | CHAI + font |
| Webster Hall | 8:30pm, SOLD OUT | The New Yorker Festival feat. Paramore + Amanda Petrusich |
Saturday October 7
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| ALPHAVILLE | 9pm, $12 | Grim Streaker + Gloin + Pamphlets |
| The Knitting Factory at Baker Falls | 8:30pm, $18 | The Red Pears + Mexican Slum Rats + 60 Juno |
| Beacon Theatre | 8pm, $125+ | Nick Cave |
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Explosions in the Sky performing The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place |
| Our Wicked Lady | 8pm, $15 | Slut Magic + Tayls + Um, Jennifer? + Carissa Johnson |
| Purgatory | 7:30pm, $15 | Ronnie Stone + Primitive Heart + Batsbatsbats Ghostghostghost + Ryder Houston |
| The Rockaway Hotel | 6pm, $35 | Whitney + Rahill |
| Sleepwalk | 8pm, $20 | HNRY FLWR + Drew Citron + Rare Form |
| Unruly Collective (200 Cooper St) | 9pm, $10 | Ghostie recordings presents Phantom Signals Breakdown EP release show + King Bug + Shadow Monstersolo |
| Webster Hall | 9pm, SOLD OUT | The New Yorker Festival feat. Michelle Zauner (of Japanese Breakfast) + Hua Hsu |
Sunday October 8
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Beacon Theatre | 8pm, $50+ | Nick Cave |
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Explosions in the Sky performing The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place |
| The Sultan Room | 8pm, $18 | Pons The Liquid Self LP release show + Pure Adult + Sweet Baby Jesus |
| Warsaw | 8pm, $35 | Frankie Cosmos + Good Morning |
Monday October 9
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $25 | Molly Burch + Christelle Bofale |
| Brooklyn Made | 8pm, $20 | Cayucas + Matt Costa + Scoville Unit |
| Saint Vitus | 8pm, $15 | Slut Magic + Frida Kill + Wifeknife + Beeyotch |
Tuesday October 10
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Bar Freda | 8:30pm, $10 | Safe Houses + Mean2Me + Big Head + Penny |
| Bowery Ballroom | 9pm, SOLD OUT | Metric performing Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? |
| Brooklyn Made | 7:30pm, $20 | Holy Fawn + Caracara + lowheaven |
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, $30 | Amigo the Devil + Tejon Street Corner Thieves + Nate Bergman |
| Purgatory | 9pm, $18 | The Sonder Bombs + The Ophelias |
Wednesday October 11
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Berlin | 8pm, $12 | Minaxi + Balloon Snake + Iceblynk |
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $20 | Hannah Jadagu + Miloe + Raavi |
| The Broadway | 9pm, $15 | Joudy + SORRYNOTSORRY + Whaaat + Femcel |
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, $20 | Cut Worms + Molly Lewis + John Andrews |
| Purgatory | 8pm, $15 | The Toxhards + QWAM + Girl Scout Cookies |
| The Sultan Room | 8pm, $15 | Imaginary Tricks EP release show + Looms EP release show + Short Porch |
Thursday October 12
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| ALPLHAVILLE | 9pm, $15 | Aisle Knot + Boon + Gorgeous + Castrated Caligula |
| National Sawdust | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Courtney Barnett + Stella Mozgawa |
| Webster Hall | 7:30pm, $30 | Vacations + Last Dinosaurs + Eliza McLamb |
Friday October 13
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| ALPHAVILLE | 9pm, $15 | Slight Of + The Meeks + Smooth McDuck + Sha Sha |
| The Bowery Electric | 7pm, $15 | The Moon City Masters + Faze Wave + Deep Sea Peach Tree + Not Enemy |
| The Meadows | 7pm, $20 | Electric Six + The Surfrajettes + Wiped Out |
| National Sawdust | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Courtney Barnett + Stella Mozgawa |
| Palladium Times Square | 7:30pm, $30 | GWAR + Negative Approach + Cancer Christ |
| TV EYE | 10:30pm, $15 | WEEDIAN presents Friday the 13th feat. KIND + The Phantom Eye + Trip Villain + Astrometer |
Saturday October 14
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| ALPHAVILLE | 9pm, $12 | The Big Easy + wakelee + Le Big Zero |
| The Broadway | 7pm, $18 | Worriers + Talking Kind + Tami Hart |
| East Williamsburg Econolodge | 9pm, $10 | Trash Boy + A Very Special Episode + The Rizzos + QWAM |
| Littlefield | 7pm, $15 | Lily Mao + Trophy Wife + Talon |
| Our Wicked Lady | 8pm, $12 | gobbinjr + Raisalka record release show + Bummer Camp + Anna Altman |
Sunday October 15
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Mercury Lounge | 5:30pm, $15 | mssv + Shellshag |
| Mercury Lounge | 8:30pm, $15 | Dog Date + Corker |
| Webster Hall | 8pm, $25 | yeule + Sasami |
Monday October 16
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Elsewhere - Zone One | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Camping in Alaska + Michael Cera Palin + Riley! |
| Our Wicked Lady | 8pm, $15 | Nite Music 1 year anniversary show + Quartz Casino Band + Brook Pridemore + Opera |
| TV EYE | 8pm. $15 | Ceremony East Coast + Tremours + MØAA |
Tuesday October 17
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| The Knitting Factory at Baker Falls | 8:30pm, $12 | Dead Tooth + partygirl |
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $25 | Say She She + Salt Cathedral |
| Elsewhere - Zone One | 8pm, $25 | Crawlers + Big Girl |
| Gold Sounds | 9pm, $12 | Glimmer single release show + Big Bliss + Percocet |
| Kings Theatre | 8pm, 50+ | The Walkmen + Rostam |
| (le) poisson rouge | 7:30pm, $20 | Messa + Maggot Heart + Weeping Icon |
| Mama Tried | 8pm, FREE | Love, Burns + Skirting + Safe Houses |
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, SOLD OUT | The Beths + Disq |
| The Sultan Room | 8pm, $15 | Laura Galindo + Fish House + Roofers Union |
| TV EYE | 8pm, $15 | Teen Mortgage + Pink Mexico + RADAR + Autumn Rhythm |
| Webster Hall | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Violent Femmes |
Wednesday October 18
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Bar Freda | 8pm, $10 | Balaclava + Ouster Nash + Plant Fight |
| Knockdown Center | 6pm, $30 | The Chats + Cosmic Psychos + The Schizophonics + Gymshorts |
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, SOLD OUT | The Beths + Joanna Sternberg |
| Saint Vitus | 7:30pm, $20 | Love Gang + Overdose + 95 Bulls + Slashers |
| The Sultan Room | 8pm, $15 | A Giant Dog + Komodos + Dregs |
| Terminal 5 | 7:30pm, $40 | The Darkness Permission to Land 20th Anniversary tour + Paris Monster |
Thursday October 19
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Barclays Center | 7:30pm, SOLD OUT | Ms. Lauryn Hill + Fugees |
| Beacon Theatre | 8pm, SOLD OUT | My Morning Jacket It Still Moves 20th anniversary show |
| Bowery Ballroom | 9pm, $25 | Palehound + Empath |
| Brooklyn Made | 7:30pm, $18 | Sincere Engineer + Cliffdiver + Canadian Rifle |
| The Gutter | 8pm, $10 | Ranch Ranch single release show + Ilithios + Persons + Roomtones |
| Main Drag Music | 9pm, $15 | Upper Wilds + SAVAK + Milliseconds mbrs. of Dismemberment Plan |
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, SOLD OUT | The Beths + Disq |
| Pianos (Showroom) | 8pm, $12 | Namesake + Forty Feet Tall + Fat Trout Trailer Park |
| The Sultan Room | 8pm, $15 | A Giant Dog + Skorts + Dregs |
| TV EYE | 8pm, $15 | MILLY + Rocket + Bedridden |
Friday October 20
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Arlene's Grocery | 7pm, $15 | Two-Man Giant Squid + Softcrush + Duel Ferns + Leo Sawikin |
| Beacon Theatre | 8pm, SOLD OUT | My Morning Jacket It Still Moves 20th anniversary show |
| The Broadway | 8pm, $15 | Mercy Union + Lone Wolf + Borderlines + Heavy Lag + Wifey |
| The Brooklyn Bowl | 8pm, $35 | Bahamas + Fortunate Ones |
| The Madison Square Garden | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Billy Joel |
| Mona Liza Studios at The Brooklyn Monarch | 7pm, $15 | Thank you I'm sorry Growing in Strange Places release show + Mint Green + Kerosene Heights |
| The Sultan Room | 8pm, $15 | Brooklyn Vegan present Girl Ray + Blue Mena |
| The Windjammer | 9pm, $15 | Awful Din + Tired Radio + Original Sharks |
Saturday October 21
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Maria Hernandez Park | 3pm, FREE | Show Brain presents Spook Fest feat. Miranda & the Beat + Skorts + Chico Romano + TBA |
| Stone Circle Theatre at Ridgewood Presbyterian Church | 3pm, $20 | Save The Cat presents Deathwobble NYC feat. Survey Monkey + Soft Idiot + Charlie (FL) + Hello Shark + Shep Treasure + Air Devil + Nara's Room + Joyer + Her New Knife + Bedside Kites |
| The Knitting Factory at Baker Falls | 8:30pm, $20 | Horse Jumper of Love + Fraternal Twin + Carol |
| Barclays Center | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Depeche Mode + DIIV |
| Beacon Theatre | 8pm, SOLD OUT | My Morning Jacket It Still Moves 20th anniversary show |
| The Broadway | 8:30pm, $15 | Programmique + Forty Feet Tall + Docents |
| Brooklyn Steel | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Del Water Gap + Kristiane |
| Elsewhere - The Hall | 8pm, $25 | Be Your Own Pet + Birthday Girl |
| Littlefield | 7pm, $15 | Fever Dolls + The Vaughns + Maya Lucia |
| Main Drag Music | 8pm, $15 | Locations EP release show + Monarch single release show + Blanket Approval single release show |
| Misfit Kava Bar | HALLOWEEN cover show | |
| Racket | 8pm, $20 | Pile + Spring Silver |
| TV EYE | HALLOWEEN PUNK COVER SHOW | |
| Warsaw | 8pm, SOLD OUT | The Beths + ?? |
| Baby's All Right | 11:30pm, $10 | Del Water Gap & friends |
Sunday October 22
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Baby's All Right | 7pm, $17 | Subsonic Eye + Pet Fox |
| Brooklyn Steel | 8pm, $60 | Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade + Hunt for Green October |
| The Brooklyn Made | 8pm, $25 | LPR presents A Place to Bury Strangers + Xiu Xiu + High. |
| Elsewhere - Zone One | 8pm, $18 | Teenage Halloween Till You Return LP release show + TVOD + High Waisted |
| (le) poisson rouge | 7:30pm, $25 | Ben Ottewell & Ian Ball of Gomez Bring It On 25th anniversary tour + Buddy |
| Our Wicked Lady | 8pm, $15 | Miranda and The Beat + Biblioteka + Black Maracas |
| Rainbow Room | 8pm, $20 | Rough Trade x Rockefeller Plaza presents indieballroom volume III feat. PVA + Wiki + Hotline TNT |
Monday October 23
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, $35 | M. Ward + Lostines |
| Purgatory | 8pm, $15 | Croaker + Percocet + The Onlys |
| Webster Hall | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Kings of Convenience |
Tuesday October 24
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $75 | The Dresden Dolls |
| Broadway, The | 8pm, $16 | Lip Critic + STUY + Mothercell |
| Mercury Lounge | 9pm, $15 | MØAA + Ceremony East Coast + Tremours |
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, $25 | Vagabon + Nourished By Time |
| Webster Hall | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Kings of Convenience |
| Baby's All Right | 10pm, $16 | PVA |
Wednesday October 25
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $75 | The Dresden Dolls |
Thursday October 26
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| ALPHAVILLE | 9pm, $12 | Psymon Spine + Tilden |
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $23 | Squirrel Flower + Truth Flower + Knifeplay |
| The Capitol Theatre | 8pm, $35+ | Blues Traveler + Jono Manson |
| The Gutter | 8pm, FREE | Gutterween Night 1 |
| Elsewhere - Zone One | 8pm, $17 | A Beacon School + S.C.A.B. |
| Rubulad | 8pm, $15 | Favorite Friend Halloween feat. Bend as The Strokes + Le Big Zero as Built to Spill + Navel Grazr & friends as Souxsie & the Banshees + W.A.P. as Paramore + Murder Mystery Party |
| Saint Vitus | 7pm, $15 | John + Tunic + A Deer A Horse |
| TV EYE | 9pm, $20 | Hotline TNTCartwheel LP release show + Blazing Eye + Protocol + Ordinance |
| The Windjammer | 9pm, $15 | Hypemom 10th anniversary bash + Cryspot + Minaxi + Power Trash |
Friday October 27
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Adler Hall at The New York Society For Ethical Culture | 7:30pm, $75+ | The Zombies |
| The Knitting Factory at Baker Falls | 8:30pm, $15 | P.E. Nope Tapes Vol. 3 LP release showP.E + Public Practice + Matt Evans |
| The Broadway | 9pm, $15 | The Kid Acute & Bowery as The Kinks + Angela in Chains + Certain Death as Neil Young & Crazy Horse + Susana Fatima as The Sundays |
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $75 | The Dresden Dolls |
| Brooklyn Made | 8pm, $15 | The Great Rat Summoning feat. Evolfo + Castle Rat + The Pale Hand + Bats Bats Bats Ghosts Ghosts Ghosts |
| Gold Sounds | 8pm, $12 | Monica Bang + SKORTS + The Bum Babies |
| The Gutter | 7:30pm, FREE | Gutterwen Night 2 |
| Music Hall of Williamsburg | 8pm, SOLD OUT | A Great Big Pile Of Leaves |
| Our Wicked Lady | 8pm, $15 | OWLoween Madness feat. Mary Shelley as Fleetwood Mac + Butthole University as Billy Idol + Wifeknife as The Breeders + Charmania & Friends as It's Britney Bitch + Viner as Portishead |
| Racket | 8pm, $25 | Buck Meek + Joanna Sternberg + Natalie Jane Hill |
| TV EYE | 8pm, $22 | Spencer Krugof Wolf Parade / Sunset Rubdown + Eli Browning + Jordan Koop |
| The Windjammer | 9pm, $15 | Ridgewood Ghoul-o-Rama feat. W.A.P. as Paramore + Lie About as Everclear + Lunch Cult as The Screech Boys + Rosemary Kennedy's Baby as The White Stripes |
| 99 Scott St | 10pm, FREE | A F$KING WEEKEND feat. Momma + Junior Varsity + Push-Ups + Maddy David + Porches (DJ) + MGNA Carta (DJ) |
| Baby's All Right | 10:30pm, $20 | YOU MISSED IT feat. RXK Nephew + LUCY + They Are Gutting A Body Of Water + Olth |
Saturday October 28
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Bowery Ballroom | 8pm, $75 | The Dresden Dolls |
| The Broadway | 9pm, $15 | Halloween cover show feat. Annie Collette as Black Sabbath + Nara's Room as Mazzy Star + Trinket as (TBA) + Public Circuit as (TBA) |
| Brooklyn Made | 8pm, $23 | Hex Appeal feat. Big Girl as ABBA + Tetchy as Charli XCX + Maya Lucia as Kate Bush + LEONE as No Doubt + Vivian Girls/Nevva as Britney Spears |
| East Williamsburg Econolodge | 8pm, $5 | Econoween feat. W.A.P. as Paramore + Black Sugar Black Magik + Roomtones as The Kinks + Climates as Halloweezer + Gum as Black Sabbath + Nite Music @ Bruce Springsteen |
| The Gutter | 7:30pm, FREE | Gutterween Night 3 |
| (le) poisson rouge | 7pm, $30 | Mudhoney + Hooveriii |
| Madison Square Garden | 7:30pm, $250+ | Depeche Mode + DIIV + Stella Rose |
| Rubulad | 8:30pm, $35 | Pet Sematary costume party feat. Undertow Brass Band (fka What Cheer? Brigade) Art Grey Noizz Quintet Goblynne |
| The Sultan Room | 8pm, $20 | A Great Big Pile of Leaves |
| Sundown | 8pm, $20 | Yee-Halloween feat. Wetsuit as Fleetwood Mac + Majorette as Shania Twain + His Pioneers as Connie Smith + The Sundown Salooners as Willie Nelson |
| Union Pool | 8pm, $15 | Scout Gillett No Roof No Floor 1 year anniversary + "Hush Stay Quiet" premiere + special guests |
| Warsaw | 8pm, $25 | The Nude Party + Tall Juan |
Sunday October 29
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Arlene's Grocery | 7pm, $15 | Bands Do BK does Halloween feat. Mary Shelley as Fleetwood Mac + Two-Man Giant Squid as Talking Heads + Charmaine Querol as Britney Spears + Kira Metcalf as Heart + O. Wake as The Smiths |
| The Meadows | 7pm, $20 | Can't Swim + Belmont + House Parties + Family Dinner |
| Our Wicked Lady | 8pm, $15 | OWLoween Madness feat. Cult of Chunk as Jay Reatar + Maya Lucia as Kate Bush + Uncle Skunk as The Replacements + LEONE as No Doubt + Ousternash/Karabas Barabas as Ween + Angela (Alice) in Chains + Jeerleader as Oasis |
| Union Pool | 8pm, SOLD OUT | Spiritual Cramp + Big City + Glom |
| Baby's All Right | 10pm, $20 | Warmduscher + Slow Fiction |
Monday October 30
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Brooklyn Steel | 8pm, SOLD OUT | The Hives + Olivia Jean |
| Saint Vitus | 7:30pm, $17 | Pony + Rare Candy + Jobber + cool dead woman |
| Warsaw | 7pm, $45 | The Damned + Fucked Up + Baby Shakes |
Tuesday October 31 - Halloween
| VENUE | TIME / DOOR PRICE | EVENT / LINE-UP |
|---|---|---|
| Brooklyn Made | 8pm, $23 | Vinyl Williams + Spirits of Leo + SHE'S A VAMPIRE |
| Hart Bar | 8pm, $15 | Hart-O-Ween feat. Cometa Negra as Sunn O + Cult of Chunk as Jay Reatard + Bad Faces @ Bread + Sankeys as Green Day + Nite Music @ Bruce Springsteen |
| Irving Plaza | 7pm, $45 | The Damned + Fucked Up + Baby Shakes |
| (le) poisson rouge - in the round | 8:30pm, $25 | Zombie Prom feat. Too Many Zooz + Ghost Funk Orchestra |
| Knockdown Center | 7pm, $30 | NY Night Train 18th Annual Haunted Hop Halloween Spooktacular |
| Murmrr Theatre | 8pm, SOLD OUT | The Voidz |