Ngentot mak mertua

For context, jadi gue tuh punya tante yg orgnya nosey, norak dan kepo ga ketulungan. Dia saudaranya nyokap yg paling tua dan katanya sih anak kesayangan opa dulu makanya belagu.
Dia ini selalu aja sibuk ngurusin urusan pribadi orang. Klo ga, dy slalu pamerin pencapaian2 anak2nya yg smua sukses kuliah, udah kerja, nikah, n punya anak depan org2. Makanya klo tiap Natal n mudik ke Manado tuh gue males sebenarnya diajak ikut acara makan malam keluarga krn pasti ketemu dia dan dikepoin yg sering ngejurus ga sopan ngomongnya.
Natal kemarin sumpah gue udah smp di titik gue udah habis kesabaran sama nih mak lampir. Jd gue pulang dan ajak pacar gue ikut juga. Pas acara ngumpul2 keluarga tuh tante gue mulai dah kepo nanya semua org mrk udah ada pencapaian apa aja. Kerja apa, gaji brp dll. Tiap kali gue ditanya gue jawab seadanya doang dan menghindar dgn sopan.
Dy bete kyknya ujung2nya nyerang gue terus. Nah sekali dia nanya gni "Kamu udah usia segini kok belum nikah2? Keburu tua kamu. Jangan2 kamu homo ya?"
Kaget gue. Nih nenek tua wtf sih? Jelas2 gue bawa cewek gue. Gue udah langsung jadi Bilbo Baggins mode pas lihat cincin Sauron lagi, mo lompatin tuh nenek kepo. Apalagi udah minum beberapa gelas alkohol tambah sinting deh.
Langsung deh gue jawab dgn attitude Jakarta gue.
"Ngapain sih tan, nanya2 gitu? Emang mo lihat gue ngentot gitu? Supaya tau gue homo atau kagak?"
Langsung semua diam. Ada satu oom yang langsung negur gue tapi gue udah kagak peduli. Nih tante malah mukanya senyum licik gitu kayak dia ngerasa gue udah kepancing emosi atau gimana terus ngomong "Habis tinggal kamu yang belum nikah, makanya tante nanya!"
Fuck. Itu dah titik kesabaran gue yg paling akhir. Gue jawab "Klo gue nikah dan ujung2nya jadi kepo dan suka ngurusin hidup orang lain yg ga ada hubungannya sama gue kayak tante, mending gue isep kontol aja dah!"
Deg! Tante diam. Trus nangis lantas minggat. Habis dah gue diomelin keluarga besar malam itu. Wkwkwk gue kagak peduli gue langsung cabut sm cewe gue. Untungnya ortu gue orangnya cool ya. Mrk g nyalahin gue dan dukung2 aja. Bokap emang dari dulu BT sm kelakuan kakaknya nyokap ini. Makanya dia ikutan ngakak denger gue ngomong.
Kalian pernah ga sih hadapin anggota keluarga model gini?

------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Afrikaans
​
Poes / Doos - Pussy
​
Fok jou - Fuck you
​
Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off
​
Hoer - Whore
​
Slet - Slut
​
Kak - Shit
​
Poephol - Asshole
​
Dom Doos - Dump Pussy
​
Gaan fok jouself - Go fuck yourself
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Arabic
​
Koos - cunt.
​
nikomak - fuck your mother
​
sharmuta - whore
​
zarba - shit
​
kis - vagina
​
zib - penis
​
Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass!
​
kisich - pussy
​
Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion
​
Mos zibby! - Suck my dick!
​
Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick!
​
kelbeh - bitch (lit a female dog)
​
Muti - jackass
​
Kanith - Fucker
​
Kwanii - Faggot
​
Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Armenian
​
Aboosh - Stupid
​
Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot
​
Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother
​
Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your mouth
​
Esh - Donkey
​
Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick
​
Kuk oudelic shoon - Shit eating dog
​
Juge / jugik - penis
​
Vorig / vor - ass
​
Eem juges bacheek doer - Kiss my penis
​
Eem voriga bacheek doer - Kiss my ass
​
Toon vor es - You are an ass
​
Toon esh es - You are a jackass
​
Metz Dzi-zik - Big Breasts
​
Metz Jugik - Big penis
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Bengali
​
baing chood - sister fucker
​
chood - fuck/fucker
​
choodmarani - mother fucker
​
haramjada - bastard
​
dhon - dick
​
gud - pussy
​
khanki/maggi - whore
​
laewra aga - dickhead
​
tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Bulgarian
​
Gus - Ass
​
Coochka - Bitch
​
Pederas - Gay / Fag
​
Luyno - Shit
​
Luyno Guava - Shit Head
​
Peeshka Guava - Penis Head
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Czech
​
Do prdele - (literally, "In the ass"), "Up yours"
​
Mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "fuck,"
used only by the lowest of the low(whores, thugs, etc.)
​
Chces mrdat?
(ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to fuck?"
​
Hovno - "shit"
​
Prsa - Tits
​
Pinjor - Cock
​
Hovno Hlava - Shit Head
​
Peecha - Pussy/Cunt
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Chinese (multiple Dialects)
​
Cantonese (phonetic, more or less)
​
Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street", general purpose swearword
(ie can fit in any context, like "shit!" or "fuck you"
or "you bastard" etc etc etc. add words before and
after for effect
​
D'iu ne lo mo - Fuck your mom
​
sAY Baht Poh - bitch
​
tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
​
sek si - eat shit
​
hum kah chan - death to your family!
​
lok chat - dick
​
hamsap - horny person (not a swear word actually,
just an insult)
​
chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt
​
gai - whore
​
Mandarin (phonetic, more or less)
​
gun ni ma /
chao ni niang - fuck your mom
​
chao ni niang de zhu
zong shi ba dai - fuck your mom's ancestors
grandmas great grandmas
​
daH bien - shit
​
Liu mang - standard swear for bastard/assmunch/etc
​
Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.
​
Hokkien (Phonectic, more or less)
​
Cheeby - Pussy
​
Lan Jiao - Dick
​
Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair
​
Ni Na Bu - Your Fucking Mother
​
Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy
​
Lan Hoot - Balls
​
Neh - Breast
​
Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby
- Fuck Your Bloody Mother's smelly pussy
​
Ka Ni Na - Fuck Your mother
​
Ka Ni Lao Beh - Fuck Your Father
​
peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go fuck by someone
​
peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go fuck by dogs
​
and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt
​
keh - whore
​
Hakka (Phonectic, more or less)
​
diao nia meh - fuck your mom
​
chew hai - smelly cunt
​
bot nia meh see
tai lang - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
​
chap jong - bastard
​
guy - whore
​
nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog fuck your mom
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Dutch (Holland)
​
lul - dick
​
kut - cunt
​
kak, stront - shit
​
opdekontneuker - up-the-ass-fucker
​
hoer - hooker
​
eikel - dickhead
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Estonian
​
kuradi munn - (Lit. devil's penis)
​
kuradi puts - (Lit. devil's cunt) [strong]
​
kurat vo~tku - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)
​
kurat, saatan - devil
​
kusema/pissima (v) - to piss
​
mine persse! - (Lit. go into ass)
​
mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)
​
munn - penis
​
nussima,nikkuma (v) - to fuck
​
piss/kusi - piss
​
raisk - rotted
​
sitt - shit
​
sittuma (v) - to shit
​
vitt/puts - cunt
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Finnish
​
vittu - fuck(Lit. cunt)
​
helvetti - hell
​
vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
​
kusipaeae - pisshead
​
paskiainen - bastard
​
paska - shit
​
Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt
​
Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head
​
Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
French
​
merde - shit
​
manges la merde - eat shit
​
tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off
(Lit. you're shitting on me)
​
tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off
​
vas faire foutre
a la vache - go fuck a cow.
​
encule - fuck you (anal style!?)
​
salope, ordure, conasse,
poofias - bitch
​
va te faire voir,
va aux diable,
aux pelotes,
fous la camp,
va te faire cuire un oeuf,
va chier,
te faire voir chez lez Grecs!
- go to hell!, Fuck off!
​
vas te faire foutre - go get fucked (lit: stuff you)
​
vas te faire enculé - fuck you
​
fils de pute - son of a bitch
​
tu m`emmerdes! - Fuck yourself!
​
une vieille bique,
il est becheur - an old bitch, pompous ass
​
le con, la conasse,
la chatte - cunt
​
baiser - to fuck
​
ce sont des conneries - that's a load of shit
​
leche moi et saire me renier
- lick me and make me cum
​
tete moi le dard, enculé!
- suck my dick,
you fucked faggot!
​
mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose
​
putain, pute - whore
​
cul - ass
​
bite - cock
​
pauvre con - asshole (lit: you poor cunt)
​
vas pisser dans
les fleurs - fuck off (lit: go piss in the flowers)
​
c'est rien que
de la merde - its just a bunch of shit
​
maudite vache - asshole/bitch/etc - (lit: damned cow)
​
va chier - go shit
​
tu mangeras le tas - you can eat the pile
(usually an answer to "va chier"s)
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
German
​
Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole
​
Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
​
Scheisse - shit
​
Fotze - cunt
​
Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt
​
Schwuchtl - faggot (noun)
​
Lesbe - Lesbian
​
Mutterficker - motherfucker
​
Hurensohn - sonuvabitch
​
Hure - whore
​
Depp - idiot
​
Drecksau - dirty pig
​
Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)
​
Fick dich! - fuck you
​
Fick mich - fuck me
​
(dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)
​
Schlampe - tramp or slut
​
das geht dich einen feuchten
Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
​
du verdammter
Arschficker - you damn assfucker
​
Auf Wiedersehen
Fickakopf - Goodbye fuckhead
​
himmeldonnerwetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)
​
Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass
​
mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself
​
scheissekopf - shithead
​
Lichten mein asch. - kiss my ass, Lit.- Lick my ass
​
Lichten mein
Hosenschlange! - lit. - Lick my trouser snake
​
schnoodle noodle - dick snot
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Greek
​
vlaca - stupid (noun), moron
​
Malacca - masturbator, harshest swear for a male
​
malaka wanker gamisou - fuck off
​
Ay gamisou - go fuck off
​
to mounee tis manas sou - fuck your mother's pussy
​
mounee - pussy
​
poutsos - dick
​
poustis - faggot
​
Fila mou to kolo - kiss my ass
​
As to thialo - Go to hell
​
Skila - Bitch
​
Boostie Mav-ro malaka
skit-tah - nigger dick sucking faggot.
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Haitian Creole
​
dan bounda ou - up your ass
​
kolan guete maman ou - fuck you
​
L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Hebrew
​
Zonah - whore
​
Zayin - cock
​
Harah - shit.
​
Mishugena - freak
​
Hutzpa - balls (as in he's got a lot of nerve)
​
Beitsim - Balls
​
ben zonah - son of a bitch (son of a whore, actually)
​
lech zayen et
ima shelcha - go fuck your mom
​
zayin - penis
​
tahat - ass
​
mitromem mizdayen
batahat - gay assfucker
​
zayin al hakuss
hamasrihach shel
haima hamechoeret
shelcha - fuck your ugly mom's smelly cunt
​
lech lehizdayen - fuck off
​
lech timtzotz et
hazayin hakatan shel
aba shelcha me'onen
ehad - go suck your dad's small dick you wanker
​
lech zayen para - go fuck a cow
​
timtzotz li et hazayin,
hatichat hara
masriach - suck my cock you smelly piece of shit
​
lakek et hatahat sheli - lick my ass
​
lakeki li a hadagdegan,
zonah - lick my clit you whore
​
benzona - son of a bitch
​
lech tiezdayen - fuck you
​
ben sharmuta - like son of a bitch
​
manyak - just a cures
​
coos ima selha - your mother's vegina
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Hindi
​
chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)
​
gaandu - asshole
​
mah-der chod - mother fucker
​
tatti - shit
​
Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod - Sister Fucker
​
Madar Chhod
maa-duhr chod - Mother fucker
​
Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother Fucker
​
Chutiya choo-tia - Fucker
​
Gaand gaa-nd - Ass
​
Lund luh-nd - Cock
​
Chut choot - Pussy
​
Mammey mumm-aye - Breasts
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Indonesian
​
bangsat - bastard
​
bule - caucasian
​
gila - crazy
​
isep kontol - blow job
​
isep kontol gua - suck my dick
​
kontol - penis
​
memek - vagina
​
monyet - monkey
​
ngentot - fuck
​
ngentot lu - fuck you
​
ngewe - fucking
​
pantat - ass
​
pantat besar - big ass
​
peler - penis
​
pentil - nipple
​
toket - women's breast
​
toket besar - big breast
​
jembut - pubic hair
​
biji - testicles ( slang, lit. means "seed" )
​
pentil - nipple
​
palaji - ( slang ) foreskin
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Italian
​
puttana - whore
​
fungula / scopa - fuck
​
merda - shit
​
Vaffanculo - fuck off
​
No Skuche ala Gats! - what the fuck do you want from my balls?
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Jamaican
​
bumboclot - you are full of shit
​
teras - your ass
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Japanese (phonetic, more or less)
​
baka yaroo - stupid bastard
​
Chikushoo - oh Fuck! (literally: "Animal")
​
Kuso - shit
​
Imi imishe Kuso - Eat Fucking Shit
​
Urusai Kono Bakayaro - Shut up you crazy motherfucker!
​
ChingChing - penis
​
ketsunoana - Asshole
​
Pai Pai - Breasts, nipples
​
onara - fart
​
onara atama - fart head
​
onani - masterbate
​
anato wa onani o
shimasuka is - Do you masterbate
​
kin tama - golden balls
​
kisama - lord of the donkeys
​
Anata wa dame des - You are a nasty person
​
manko - pussy
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Korean (phonetic more or less)
​
Ssibal-seki /
Samanes-seki(?) - Son of shit
​
eemee sheemee pek
poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy
​
Geseki - Son of a bitch
​
Yumago - fuck you
​
shibseki - all the bad stuff combined, bitch, whore etc.
​
Ko-chu-pado - suck my dick
​
Kochu - dick
​
Dong-mogo - eat shit
​
K-sa-key - bitch
​
She-pa-nom - No exact translation but it is the worst
word you could ever say in Korean.
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Malaysian (phonetic, more or less)
​
pookih lang chiau pakalau mah bong
- may your ass, boobs, and penis all fall off
​
anak haram - bastard
​
cibai - pussy (?)
​
pantat - ass
​
puki/pepek - pussy
​
puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt")
​
saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
​
isap telur - Suck my balls
​
cor-nek / shuhana - dick
​
tetel - boobs
​
chin hooi - asshole
​
bodoh - dumb ass
​
celaka - idiot
​
puki-thiam - whore house
​
bohsia - young horny bitch
​
tet tet - breast
​
tah fei kei (TFK) - masturbate
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Macedonian (phonetic, more or less)
​
pitch-ga da mahl-a - literally "return to your mother's cunt"
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Norwegian!
​
Helvete - Hell
​
Pule - Fuck
​
Faen - Damn
​
Dritt - Shit
​
drittsek - shitbag
​
Fitte - Cunt
​
fleskepanne - meathead
​
pikk - dick
​
hore - slut
​
din faens rompeslikker - you damn asslicker
​
din mor suger
pikk i helvete - your mother sucks cock in hell
​
ditt lusne, skitne,
stinkende,
raatne grisetryne - you lousy, dirty stinking, rotten pigface
​
dra meg hardt i rompehara /
knull meg hardt og fort - fuck me hard and fast (basically...)
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Persian (phonetic, more or less)
​
Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt
​
kosskesh - pimp (literal: "one who stretches pussy")
​
coony - Faggot
​
kesafat - you dirty piece of shit
​
beshoor - no brained
​
madar kharbeh - mother fucker
​
an - diarhhea
​
kos-khol - person who is crazy and obessed for a
girl's pussy
​
amale - dirty piece of shit labor worker
​
khar - idiot
​
an damagh - booger
​
khange khodah - screw-up of god
​
antareh gav - "annoying cow"
​
bee-sharaf - [bad insult]. def. (?)
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Polish
​
huj - dick
​
dupek - asshole
​
dziwka - whore (light)
​
kurwa - whore (hard), fig. "Oh shit!"
​
spieprzaj - piss off
​
spierdalaj - fuck off
​
pojebany - fucked up
​
pierdolec - fucker
​
Gówno (pron. GOOVnoh) - shit
​
zajebiste - "fucking awesome"
​
Coor-va - fuck
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Portuguese
​
foder - to fuck; Present Indicative: eu
​
broche - cock sucking
​
chupa-me a - suck my cock
​
foda-se - fuck (figurative)
​
pica, piroca, caralho - cock
​
puta, cabra - bitch
​
vai para o caralho - piss off vai-te
​
corno - faggot
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Russian
​
Sooka - Bitch/traitowhore
​
Yob - Fuck (verb root)(ie "I Fuck"="Ya Yebur"
​
baltattsya kak govno v prorubi
- to be flighty or indecisive (?)
(Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)
​
Yob tvoiu mat' - "Fuck you!" or "Oh shit!"
(literal: "Fuck your mother" or
"I just fucked your mother")
(perhaps the harshest insult in Russian)
​
poshol na khui - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick)
​
poshol v zhopu - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole)
​
tebya ne ebut,
ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
(Lit. you're not being fucked,
so don't wiggle your ass)
​
paashol v'chorte - go to hell
​
kooshi govno ee oomree - eat shit and die
​
ya eemay-you o-chen
balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick
​
tva-ya mama sa-seet
kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks.
​
per-ee-staan haameetca - stop bitching
​
yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother
​
bivneetca - showing off asshole
​
peesa - polite penis
​
govno - shit (literally)
​
bliad - "Oh shit!" (lit. whore)
​
Khui - cock
​
pizda - cunt
​
manda - cunt
​
zhopa - an asshole or an ass
​
sraka - an ass (extremely vulgar)
​
mudak - an asshole (a person only)
​
bliad' - whore
​
govniuk - shithead
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Serbian
​
Jebem ti mater u picku! - I fuck your mother in her pussy!
(Yebem tee mutter oo peetchqu)
​
Bog te jebo! - May God fuck you!
(Bog te yebo)
​
Jebo ti pas mater! - May a dog fuck your mother!
(Yebo tee puss mutter)
​
Crko dabogda stoko seljacka!
- May you drop dead, you redneck ox!
(Crko dubogda stocko selyachka)
​
Popusis mi kurac krasni!
- Suck my lovely dick!
(Popoosheesh me quratz krusnee)
​
Peecko smrdlyeeva - You smelly pussy.
(when you are a wimp, or afraid to do something)
​
Govno yedno - You piece of shit.
​
Peechka - pussy.
​
Sranje! - ohhh, shit!
​
Some! - you stupid ass.
​
Yebachu te! - I'll fuck you.
(have two meanings.

1. if you want to fight with someone.
   
2. when you are about to fuck a chick.
   

​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Slovenian
​
Pejt u pizdu mater! - Go to (in) your mothers vagina
(Peyt oo PEEZ-doo MA-ter)
​
Preklet vosu! - Cursed donkey (literally "Bloody fool")
(Prek-LET voh-SOO)
​
kurac - penis
(KOOH-ratz)
​
pizda - vagina
(PEEZ-dah)
​
drek - shit
​
peder - faggot
(PEH-dehr)
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Spanish
​
Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mom
​
Mierde - Shit
​
Chupa me, puto - Suck me, asshole!
​
chupe me verga /
chupa me la peha - suck my dick
​
puta - (feminine) whore, bitch
​
puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole
​
joto - faggot (mex.)
​
pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.
​
Marricon - faggot
​
Mariposa (Mex.) - faggot (lit. butterfly)
​
chingar - to fuck
​
cagar - to shit
​
coger - to fuck, (lit. to catch)
​
chupar - to suck
​
verga - dick (lit. broomstick)
​
pinche - fucking (sp?)
​
chorizo - dick (lit. sausage)
​
panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar)
​
culo - ass
​
huevos - testicles (lit. eggs)
​
chichis - breasts
​
pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair)
​
me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers
​
Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.
​
beso mi culo - kiss my ass
​
hacete cojer - go and get fucked
​
hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches
​
metete un palo en
el culo - shove a stick up your ass
​
me cago en la puta
madre que te pario
hijo de puta - I shit on the bitch mother that gave you
birth you son of a bitch
​
chimba - pussy (colombian spanish)
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Swedish
​
fitta - cunt
​
kuk - cock
​
pattar - tits
​
fan - damn
​
mammaknullare - motherfucker
​
din morsa luktar
friterad getröv
i fittan - your mother smells like fried
goatass in her cunt
​
kuksugare - cocksucker
​
knullare - fucker
​
rövhål - asshole
​
helvete - hell
​
bög - faggot
​
jävlar - fucking
​
sug min kuk - suck my cock
​
hora - whore, prostitute
​
pess - piss
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Tagalog (Philippine)
​
TAE - Shit
​
Putanginamo - Fuck you
​
maliit ang titi mo - you got a small dick
​
magkantutan tayo - let's fuck
​
naninigas ang titi ko - I got a hard on
​
didilain ko ang tingil mo - I'll lick your clit
​
sipsipin mo ang titi ko - suck my dick
​
lunukin mo ang tamod ko - swallow my cum
​
malaki ang susu mo - you got big tits
​
anak ka nang puta - son of a bitch
​
puke nang ina mo - your mom's pussy
​
tukmol - ugly
​
Igao walang kang diti - you are dickless
​
Igao walang kang puit - you are buttless
​
Bi-HO KEE KEE - Stinky pussy.
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Turkish
​
Siktir lan - get fucked
​
Anani sikerim - i'll fuck your mum
​
got veren - ass giver
​
ibne - faggot
​
um - cunt
​
chukumu yala - suck my dick
​
ananin yara var,
ve baban jelos oldu - your mums got a dick and your
father jealous.
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Vietnamese
​
goo - dick
​
geeum - pussy
​
dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother
​
lo-de - asshole
​
du-ma-nhieu - go fuck yourself
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Ukrainian
​
Hivno - shit
​
Khui - cock
​
Sraka - ass
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Unique English
​
Anally retentive Pubic Louse
​
Cum Guzzling Fat Fuck
​
Gap Toothed trailer park discount whore
​
Lying sack of Siberian snake shit
​
gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin fucker
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------
​
Yiddish
​
Putz - dickhead
​
Yutz - asshole
​
Schlemeil - asshole (the one that "screws"
​
Schlmazel - asshole ("gets screwed" by the schlemeil)
​
Mishugena - freak
​
------------------------------------------------------------------------