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Watermelon and summer fruit

2022.01.09 09:37 usefulservis Watermelon and summer fruit

A nutritious fruit that consists of vitamin C, antioxidants and beta-carotene, that's beneficial for recovery diseases consisting of acidity, stomach ulcers and urinary tract infections. Of course, this juice also helps to shed pounds. Yellow watermelon is discovered in all seasons, however in summer season it reaches its height. Summer watermelon and juice in normal watermelons have a pigment known as ” there's lycopene, which causes a red shade in them and has antioxidant homes, but pineapple watermelon lacks this pigment and is therefore yellow. Lycopene is also accountable for the pink colour of tomatoes and grapefruits.
Yellow watermelon is a superb source of citrulline: Watermelons, mainly yellow watermelon, are high in citrulline. Citrulline is an critical amino acid that participates inside the body’s nitric oxide gadget. As a result, whilst citrulline reacts with the frame’s enzymes, it's miles transformed to arginine. Arginine is an amino acid this is useful for cardiovascular and immune system fitness. Arginine intensifies the production of nitric oxide within the body. Watermelon and summer time fruit juice, which relaxes the partitions of arteries. In fact, watermelon has the identical impact as Viagra on men, to a point.Similarly to its advantageous impact on men’s sexual health, nitric oxide additionally enables deal with angina, high blood stress and different cardiovascular troubles. Of direction, I need to mention that yellow watermelon can solve guys’s sexual troubles. It have to be fed on at the price of 6 glasses an afternoon, which is a bit tough, due to the fact as we know, watermelon could be very diuretic. Yellow watermelon and eye fitness:
Dessert: Dip yellow watermelon, melon and cantaloupe in a sweet syrup or orange juice after which freeze. You can use this delicious dessert at your parties. To make this dessert look greater stunning, you could additionally decorate it with red watermelons. Fruit juice: blend a few yellow watermelon with some melon and cantaloupe in a blender. This mixed juice is very nutritious and scrumptious.Pickle: The skin of this watermelon is appropriate for pickling, as it increases appetite. Retaining: To save sliced ​​watermelon, put cellophane on the sliced ​​element and placed it in the refrigerator. To enjoy the taste, sweetness and freshness of sliced ​​watermelon Water melon and summer season fruit , do not hold it in the refrigerator for more than every week. Frozen watermelon can't be stored for a long time (much less than a month).
S.Nutrition A and vitamin C in yellow watermelon also can toughen the immune device and save you colds and fevers.This kind of watermelon has diuretic homes that assist detoxify the body via increasing urine and excretion and is useful for the prevention and excretion of kidney stones. Similarly, the water on this watermelon is beneficial for the kidneys, which always need water to accelerate their characteristic.Watermelons, mainly pineapple watermelon, are excessive in citrul line. Citrul line is an critical amino acid that converts to arginine if it reacts with enzymes in the body

Watermelon and summer fruit
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2022.01.03 17:55 joke_channel That little pill

A senior couple decides to try Viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines.
“Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines.
"The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
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2021.12.07 23:46 Sienna57 You should know - Grapefruit can mess up ADHD meds (among many others)

Just reading a really interesting article on grapefruit and here are some meds that eating or drinking it can cause problems with:
Grapefruit destroys a particular stomach enzyme which usually destroy much of the drug before it can get into your blood stream. Therefore, if you have grapefruit at the same time, you could have multiple times your typical dose in your blood. Apparently there hasn't been enough work done to put on warning labels, but you should definitely consider it during grapefruit season!
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You grew up in New York and pursued a career in theater - can you tell us about your pivotal moment going from off-Broadway to falling in love with mixology?
"It probably happened before I was even a theatre nerd. My grandpa taught me how to make a Manhattan when I was 7 years old and I became obsessed with cocktails. I would collect diner placemats when I was a kid and save them in scrap books. By the time I turned 21, I would rather drink Gimlets and Gibsons than do kamikaze shots. But the moment I wanted to make the drinks myself was probably the first time I saw Audrey Saunders behind the bar at Pegu Club. That is when I knew I could be a mixologist too! No Mustache be damned!"
What's your favorite Broadway Play off all-time? And what would be your dream role to perform on Broadway?
"The first Broadway Musical I ever saw was Big River starring a young John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig from Hedwig and the Angry Inch) and I love the music in that show by Roger Miller. And give me a good old-fashioned Comden & Green musical like On The Town."
While I am known as a musical comedy actress, I always wanted to play Masha in Chekov’s Three Sisters.
In your opinion what's the best bar in New York City?
"Oh geee! That is too hard. Can I predict that the best bar will be Gage & Tollner Downtown Brooklyn? They were just about to resurrect this historical land marked Victorian era restaurant when Covid hit. When it opens, it will be the first NYC bar I saddle up to."
Where was your very first bartending stint?
"Working the interval at the bar in The Gate Theatre in Dublin, Ireland. See, Theatre and Bartending go hand in hand."
In 2012 you moved to New Orleans - landing as Head Bar Chef for SoBou and then Head Bartender at Compere Lapin - what was one of your favorite signature cocktails you created there?
"The Gentleman Caller. Women want one, Men want to be one. And its super good with oysters."
The Gentleman Caller
1 oz dry gin
1 oz fino sherry
0.5 oz Aperol
0.5 oz Dolin Génépy le Chamois Liqueur
6 drops Bittermens Burlesque Bitters
Stir over ice, Strain into a cocktail glass.
Garnish with a lemon twist.
Do you have a New Orleans' voodoo story you could share with us?
"New Orleans is a strong base for the sacred African diaspora. Voodoo is not just a traditional Afro-Haitian religion, it is a worldview encompassing philosophy, medicine, justice, and spirituality. It also represents a way of life that is a connection to your community. And I felt that connection every time I set foot in New Orleans. Some priestess must have cast a loving spell on me because when I am in New Orleans, I have never felt more sexy, witty, beautiful, happy, loved, etc... its just some great magic."
Give us your top three go-to cocktail lounges in New Orleans?
"Jeeze! Only three?!? Jewel of the South for new wave French Quarter goodness, Latitude 29 for tiki and The Columns Hotel for classic New Orleans."
Your go-to song that reminds you of New Orleans?
"Do whatcha wanna by Rebirth Brass Band and Big Chef (Professor Longhair version) is always the first song I listen to Mardi Gras morning." Listen HERE
Best mixing a cocktail scene in a movie?
"Nick Charles shaking a drink to Foxtrot in The Thin Man" SEE HERE
You've won many accolades throughout your mixology career - can you tell us more?
"I think the years I spent as a teacher and actor led to success in cocktail competitions. Often, they are looking for someone with talent, confidence and style to present their drinks in a precise and knowledgeable manner. And it helps that I have fun and my drinks taste delicious too! The true value in those competitions was not always the win, but being able to meet other like-minded bartenders from around he world and grow my community of people who are passionate about drinks and taking care of guests. I am so thankful that my work has taken me to distilleries in Ireland, resorts in Puerto Rico and even on the Today Show. Next I want to have my own show and be the Julia Child/Rick Steves of the Cocktail world!"
Now, as Bar Manager at Ben Paris in State Hotel, Seattle - Have you continued your New Orleans' influences in your cocktail profiles?
"How can I help it? Cocktails were pretty much perfected in New Orleans and the hospitality scene there is still know around the world as one of the best. And there are a lot of similarities between Seattle and New Orleans, both cities on the edge of America with thriving immigrant populations that adds culture and technique to the cuisine. It’s a very exciting time to be here."
How has Seattle influenced you as a mixologist?
"I have a deep love for sherry and sherry cocktails. They happen to pair well with fresh seafood, oysters and crab so the bounty of Puget Sound has certainly been an inspiration."
Can you share a cocktail recipe for a sure fire "LOVE POTION" to mix up on Valentine's Day?
"We have a cocktail on the menu that has some aphrodisiac properties. It has cinnamon, grapefruit and a spiced rum that contains Bois Bande, a popular Caribbean natural Viagra (it literally translates to Good Wood). The cocktail is called Seafair Shenanigans, so I fully intend on getting into some shenanigans this Valentine’s Day!"
Seafair Shenanigans
1 oz Spiced rum
1 oz Rhum Agricole
1 oz amontillado sherry
.75 oz cinnamon vanilla spiced syrup
.75oz lime juice
1 oz Grapefruit juice
Swizzle in a tall glass with crushed ice, serve with a wedge of fresh winter citrus and a crown of Peychaud bitters.
Come get some drinks…to go! Go drinks are now a thing in Seattle! Its this New Orleans Gal’s dream come true! Next can we get Go Cups?
Thank you Abigail!!!
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2020.07.25 01:12 Justiceforwomen27 Rey Rivera Timeline & Note PDF's

Edit: I couldn’t figure out how to attach my PDFs I exported, ugh. I have copy and pasted below!
Ive spent the past five hours compiling a timeline of the years leading up to Rey's death, and a recap of things discovered/ learned afterwards.
This is just something I did for fun and shared. Everyone is welcome to do their own research, use this timeline as much or as little as you want! You can also ignore it completely lol. Again, I made this myself, for me, and shared it.
And for full disclosure I have not read Mikitas book myself, and when I reference it I am going off of what other users have repeated or quoted.
The podcast I utilized is Crime Junkies “The Mysterious Death of: Rey Rivera”
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Also, big thank you to u/_Dr_Drangus_ & u/DetailGuru who compiled a lot of info & helpful links. And thank you to u/bee_liquid for deciphering the vast majority of Rey's note.

Rey Rivera Timeline - u/justiceforwomen27
Early 2004: Rey & Allison move to Baltimore from Los Angeles, where Rey will work for his best friend from high school, Frank ‘Porter’ Stansberry, at Stansberry & Assoc. (an affiliate of Agora Publishing). Rey will be editing financial newsletters called the Rebound Report, that identifies the best ‘turnaround stocks’. Rey intiially takes the job so he & Allison can get married and so that he can afford a ring. Rey spends the first three months in Baltimore alone, thinking it would be temporary. Allison joins him after these three months.
Rey at some point during this job expresses unhappiness to his friends regarding the job because some of the stocks are not rebounding. Allison recalls that the job was not a good fit for him, and that he was not a 9-5, work at a desk all day, kind of guy.
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Rey & Allison agree to give Baltimore two years.
Dec 2004: Rey & Allison purchase their home for $280k, monthly payments are less than rent in LA.
Summer 2005: After 18 months Rey leaves his job editing the newsletter, and instead focuses on starting and building a video production company called Ceiba Video Production. He takes a $15k cash advance from Allison’s credit card to buy equipment. He begins producing videos for Agora under contract. The name of Rey’s company is worth noting. Mikita puts a blurb in her book saying that ceiba is a tree with spiritual meaning. It is believed that the souls of the dead ascend to the top of the tree to go to heaven. There is also some connection between all three worlds - underworld, earth, and heaven.
Its also worth noting that within the FBI’s comments of Rey’s behavioral analysis they stated he was financially sound with minimal debt. They noted a $15k debt for production camera set up. Allison was unaware of this, and at the same time confused, because she had supposedly paid for this equipment on her credit card. I assume she is talking about the cash advance he took out, and this additonal $15k was unknown to her. I don’t know what their source was but i saw someone comment/write that Allison tracked and logged all of their expenses on an Excel spreadsheet. To me, this unknown $15k is a big missing puzzle piece. Is it possible Rey owed someone money or wanted to invest, took the cash advance to cover it, and then went out and put the equipment he claimed he bought with said cash advance, on a secret credit card/line of interest, in order to produce the equipment and receipts for Allisons spreadsheet? Later on Allison admits to Mikita that Rey actually died with $90k worth of debt, $70k of which was expenses to be reimbursed by the Oxford Club (Agora related company, also the same company that the three men who found the hole in roof, worked for.). No one (Agora, Oxford Club, Porter) ever reimbursed or helped Allison, and she spent 10 years paying the debt off. As DetailGuru points out, this conflicted with the FBI’s analysis/report.
Nov 5, 2005: Rey & Allison get married in Isabella, Puerto Rico.
Dec 27, 2005: Friend & Agora employee Thom Hickling dies in a car accident while visiting his daughter in Africa. Rey is ‘suspicious’ of his death. Thom is listed as one of the people in Rey’s letter who he hopes to restore life to.
Spring 2006: Rey & Allison return to LA to plan their move back. When they return Rey begins acting oddly - edgy and nervous. According to Allison he began to go everywhere with her, and wouldnt let her do anything alone. He was also said to be agitated, irritated, restless. His friends described him as a reckless spender and ‘terrible with money’. His family says hes frugal and often pays in cash.
A week before: Allison wants to go running at a nearby track. Rey insists on going with her. Allison assures him she will be fine but he goes anyway. According to Allison, Rey sits in the bleachers reading a book. A man entered the track area and Rey freaked out. The interloper left without incident but Rey was unnerved.
Weekend before: Rey spends time reading “The Builders”, a book about masonry.
May 14(Mothers Day): Rey & Allison go to church. Upon returning home Allison overhears Rey leave a voicemail saying “Hey man, give me a call back, I’ve finally got it all figured out.” Allison later learns the phone call was to Porter. When questioned by Angel, Porter says he didn’t know what it was about/what Rey meant.
May 15: Home alarm goes off at 1 AM. Police respond and deem it to be a squirrel or something. Allison is unconvinced because apparently you have to push back on the screens in the windows to set it off.
Early hours May 16: Home alarm goes off again at 1 AM. Crime Junkies podcast stated that the window downstairs looked messed with, to Allison, as if someone was trying to open it. No fingerprints were found on the window.
May 16, AM: Rey makes breakfast for Allison and helps take her luggage to the caa car. Allison leaves for work trip in Richmond, VA.
May 16, Mid-day: Some point during the day, Rey talks to a Maryland Free Mason member at a/the lodge about joining. WBAL TV 11 News questioned the member and he stated there was nothing unusual about the conversation and that it was typical conversation of someone inquiring about membership. [Note: i found an article stating he did this the prior weekend, but Mikitas book says it was this day, so somewhere in this week he talked to a member about membership, actual day is unclear.]
Some point that day (possibly week) he buys Free Masons for Dummies at a local bookstore.
Rivera phones Adam Gold, an employee of Chesapeake Systems, late afternoon, to book an video editing suite for the next weekend so he could edit a video of a conference sponsored by Rey’s former employer, Stansberry Associates. Gold says the call was ‘banal’, and Rey simply sounded like he was pressed for time. Rey was an occasional customer of Chesapeake Systems.
May 16, PM: Allisons day ends at 6-6:30, she checks into her hotel and calls Rey when she gets to the room. Allison calls houseguest Claudia. Claudia states that Rey got a phone call around 6:30, had a brief conversation, and then exclaims Oh!/Oh shit!, and runs out of the house. Rey returns a few minutes later for a moment, and then leaves again. Rey leaves his snack (grapefruit soda & sour cream and onion chips) and Invisalign on the counter. Allison checks in again a couple hours later but still no Rey. While Allison thinks this is unusual she does remember that he was on a hard deadline for a video for Stansberry that day. Mikita writes in her book that Rey had left a website up that gave the time of that days sunrise and sunset. Sometime in the past Rey had also talked with a different Chesapeake Systems employee about filming from the top of the Belvedere. However, no filming/video equipment is found on/with Rey or in his car. [Note: the time Rey left is disputed. Others report as early as 4 PM, and then 5:30 PM, 6, 6:30 PM]
Police state that the last phone call received by Rey originated from Fells Point. UM on Netflix says it came from a switchboard at Stansberry & Assoc. (could be both, someone couldve called in to Stansberry and then hit a number to be transferred to Rey’s personal cell phone). Allison told the news at the time that she reviewed the phone bill from that day and there were only four phone calls, all from Stansberry office.
According to the parking attendant, he left at 6 PM that day and the black SUV was not there. When he returns the next day (May 17) at 7 AM, he discovers Rey/Allison’s car. Mikita notes in her journal a loud sound outside around 10 PM. Mikita lives on the fifth floor, in an east facing condo that i believe over looks the lower roof that Rey presumably fell through.
May 17: At 5 AM Allison awakes and phones Claudia only to learn Rey still hasnt returned. Allison packs up and heads home. Rey’s brother, Angel, boards a plane that afternoon, and heads to Baltimore. Rey & Allisons other family members descend on Baltimore over the next two days.
When Allison comes home she finds Rey’s abandoned snack & Invisalign. The lights in the bedroom and office are on. Claudia left that AM. Allison is quoted saying that Claudia ‘had her own drama’.
May 20: Rey had a video editing suite booked for this day (a Saturday).
May 22: Rey’s car is found mid-afternoon in a paid parking lot by the Belvedere.
May 24: Two Oxford club employees run into another employee [Need to look up their names, I believe one was Steven/Stephen King] around lunchtime, who is looking for clues about Reys whereabouts near the Belvedere. The three employees go to search the parking garage utilized by the Belvedere (someone correct me if I’m wrong on that). While on the top level of the garage one of them looks over at the roof below, and notices a large flip flop. They then see another flip flop, glasses, a phone, a bunch of keys, and a hole in the roof. They immediately call the lead detective who comes to the Belvedere. All three employees go to the station to give statements.
Rey’s body is found lying face up, wedged against a wall, in an unused portion of the Belvedere. It appears he came through the roof, creating a 40” hole. Reys glasses, phone, and damaged flip flops are found near the hole. The phone has scratches but is not broken and still working. They do not find Rey’s money clip on him and its never been recovered. Some of Rey’s injuries are consistent with a fall, while others, like both of his tibias being fractured, are not.
Shortly after the body is found, Porter becomes uncooperative. He does not return the homicide detectives calls, and when the detective tries to contact employees/the office, he is told by company lawyers that employees are not allowed to speak with him [gag order]. Porter speaks to Allison and tells her that he doesnt want to speak to police and fears they will be against him due to his prior SEC investigation. David Churbuck, a publicist at Sitrick & co, a crisis management firm, recently hired by Stansberry Research, denies any gag order was ever placed on employees (July 2, 2020).
Aftermath: The lead detective on the case, who believed it to be a possible homicide, is removed from the case completely. BPD has come out to say that the detective was not purposely moved, but that he has actually requested to be moved to the SAFE Streets taskforce, and that request was granted. BPD also disputes that he was the ‘primary’ investigator.
Having a difficult time with BPD, Allison hires a private investigator (PI). She goes with the PI to the Belvedere to review the security cameras. When they go to review the footage the entire day is gone. May 15 is there, then it skips over May 16, and starts again at May 17. Somebody hit a literal ‘protect’ button. This button is located on a keyboard in the concierge area and another on a computer in the back. Police confiscated the hard drives.
Angel & Allison discover a bizarre, and possibly cryptic, note on the back of Rey’s computer in their home office. Allison believes it was cut, folded and attached the day he disappered as scraps of paper were in the trash nearby. It’s also important to note that the note was found alongside a blank check from his video production company. FBI examines the note and deems it not to be a suicide note, but that it could be the delusional ramblings of someone in the throws of a psychotic break. Allison tells Mikita that while odd notes and ramblings aren’t out of the norm for Rey (in UM she says that he even would jot down random phone #’s??) they were usually hand written and not typed up like that.
Rey’s toxicology report comes back clean. No drugs, legal or illegal, were found in his system. They did find a small amount of alcohol but are unsure if that came from something he ingested, or if it was present in his body due to decomposition.
No employee or resident of the Belvedere ever reprted or admitted to seeing Rey. Interestingly enough, no one has ever come forward claiming they had plans with Rey that night, or claiming to be the mysterious caller that initially caused Rey to leave his home.
Rey & Allison had a trip planned to visit New Mexico in the upcoming weeks. They also were planning to start a family. Rey had just completed his Midnight Polo screenplay and the couple were in the midst of planning to move back to LA. Their house was up for sale at the time of Rey’s disappearance.
Porter later gets married, moves to a $1.3 M home, and has two sons. I’m part of a pop cuture Facebook group. A woman who is married to Porter’s brothers best friend says Porter is now divorced/in the process of a divorce. According to a radio segment with Angel, Porter sent a cease & desist to Netflix but they had already fact checked everything and it was too late.
Rey’s mysterious death and case remains open, and was never officially ruled a suicide.

Letter:
*Bulk of the letter transcribed by u/bee_liquid; anything italicized is by u/justiceforwomen27*
Brothers and sisters,
Right now, around the world volcanoes are erupting. What an awesome sight.
Virtus junxit mors non separabit. [Latin] “Whom virtue unites, death will not separate.”
That was a well played game. Congratulations to all who participated. I hope you enjoyed it.
But, it was time to wake up. So, here I am.
I’d like to welcome those who accepted our invitations for membership during the game. We couldn’t have done it without you.
I took on this endeavor to find the truth. But not for its own sake in accepting this quest for the truth, I hoped to make myself with the help of others into a man worthy and ready to receive it.
Members of The Council, please note, that I will lend careful consideration to the traditional responsibilities, in light of these proceedings and I will satisfy the standard request of the this council within the appropriate time.
Again, well done to all who participated. I expect the council has invited all the players who gave their lives to this pursuit back so they might join us here.
///Names///
Fare thee well, Rob Rosenberg
_
Before I continue with my instructions for the council and claim the prize for my service, I’d like to allow Porter Stansbury to claim his prize. Now, Porter don't ____ _____ _____ by claiming something I’ll just take back
-
Now that the game is finished I expect the council to ________ those who have given ___ ___ ____ (it looks like ‘time and talent’ but unsure) to this venture. Along with myself, these players should be made 5 years younger by the council.
///Names///
Porter Stansbury [if he didn’t do it himself]
Brothers and sisters, our land of attachments has seen many ideas become new ____ (looks like innovations?) since my game began:
Radio frequency identification
Digital music players [portable or otherwise]
____ _____
___ ____ ____
____ ____ ____
____ ____
____ ____
___ ___ ____ ____ ____ ____
CD, VCD, DVD, ____, HDTV
The Human Genome
Genetic Engineering
Cloning
Sudoku
Viagra
The Fuel Cell
Overnight express shipping
Wi-fi
Internet
Ethernet
Bluetooth
MPEG
JPEG
MP3
AIFF
Invisalign
The Davinci Surgical Robot
Muscle Milk
The rights, patents and proceeds for all of them should have been transferred to me by now. I know that our _____ Porter Stansbury has created a way for you to do so.
____ ____ for future transactions you should visit me at any of the properties that I resume control of:
My primary residence which includes a beautiful piece of property in Northern Argentina, and im told, the biggest mansion in Buenos Aries. Well done, Porter.
In Europe you can visit me at the flat in Nice or in Madrid. Although if I’m in Spain I’ll probably be at the castle(?). In Asia you will be able to find me in Thailand. Another job well done, Porter.
I will keep the two houses(?) in Los Feliz, California and the one house in San Francisco. Although I’ll be looking for a new place in Baltimore and perhaps some other cities.
I’d like to briefly mention some movies, books and music I found very inspired and compelling. I’d love to meet any of you who helped contribute to these works.
The Matrix 1, 2, 3
The Family Man
National Treasure
The Da Vinci Code
Eyes Wide Shut
Confessions* on a Dance Floor
Demon Days
10 Summoners Tales
November Rain ?
Home by Now - The Animators
Meet Joe Black
Minority Report
Star Wars 1-3
Lord of the Rings 1-3
Fight Club
Seven
The Game
Paycheck
And specifically let me say that I expect M Night Shamallan to continue coming up with great ideas and making great movies. I particularly enjoyed his movies:
Wide Awake
The Sixth Sense
The Village
The Others
Signs
Unbreakable
I’d also like to single out (full name). You had a good ____ ____ but what’s ____ is ____. The game is up. ____ ___ ____ ____, it’s time for some shuteye.
///3 paragraphs I couldn’t make out///
\*I will attempt these three paragraphs***
Lastly, I expect __ ___ myself and I __ ______ ___ ___ [blurred bit]
given the _____ _ ___ .
I expect ___ my ______ ___ _____ ____ ___ ____ _____ __ ____. I expect that ___ _____ __ ____ ____ again _____ ______. __ __ __ ____ you with a ______ ___ helps give meaning to the game.
_______ progress __ ___ ____. _____ __ _____ ___ ______ ____, ______ __ _______ ___ ______, and ____ ________ __ ____ ____ __ __ people everywhere __ ultimate goal.
Take care and enjoy the butterflies.
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2020.06.26 17:30 simonjall The Food and Drink of The Blacklist

The Food and Drink of The Blacklist

Red and Red
Please help me compile the Unofficial The Blacklist Cookbook by
  1. adding to my list of food and drink mentions in the show; and/or
  2. submitting recipes for any of the food and drink mentions listed.
I will update this list as people comment:
FOOD
  • Tom’s Pancakes
  • Ethiopian Porridge
  • Pasta with Carrots
  • Glen’s Prawn Cocktails
  • Jam Donut/rum-soaked, rose-petal Paczki.
  • Whatever Red was cooking in the kitchen recently
  • Mr Kaplin’s sandwiches
  • khorem baklava
  • Chicago double dog, no pickles
  • Brooklyn Baconeer with cheese
  • Chui’s Pecan Pie
  • Mum’s secret cucumber dip
  • Glen’s gluten-free Chicken Gorgonzola
  • Succulent roast goose
  • Brandywine tomatoes with a Dungeness crab and a seaweed-lemon granité (with perhaps a cheaper sticky than Château d’Yquem for those on a budget)
  • Katarina's risotto with tinned mushrooms
  • Bistecca alla Fiorentina, sourced from a breed of cattle in southern Tuscany. The ultimate expression of beef, with a bowl of fagioli, a ’96, ’97 Barolo.
  • Ho Kow crispy beef.
  • Criminally good wonton soup
  • Nick's Pizza special
  • the fertilized duck eggs in Prague
  • the Sacher Tortes in Vienna
  • Beef Stroganoff
  • Meal in Paris at L'Ambroisie (perhaps check a menu for inspiration)
DRINKS
  • Aviation Cocktail
  • Peach Bellini
  • Red’s viagra cocktail (no actual viagra obviously, feel free to use other lawful aphrodisiacs though)
  • Grapefruit Gusher
  • Hofbräu beers
  • Champagne
  • Red Wine
No owl recipes please.
I would like to acknowledge any contributions made to the Cookbook, however if you wish to remain anonymous please let me know.
If anyone who can help compile the Cookbook - that would be much appreciated.
If anyone is able to take or obtain a royalty free/open domain photograph of any of the dishes or drinks please get in contact too.
If dishes such as Dembe's pasta and whatever Red was cooking recently in a kitchen are a bit ambiguous, please come up with your best interpretation, you are free to be as creative as you like! Only caveat is if you come up with your own recipe, it would be great if you could test it to make sure it works (and take some photos too)! Recipes can be simple, homely cooking style or more fancy if you wish.
Veggie, vegan, gluten fee and other variations also welcome. As are mocktail versions of the drinks. Budget versions of more expensive dishes also welcome.
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2020.06.06 09:07 MensGrooming_UK Foods That Improve Your Sexual Health

Good nutrition is an important part of leading a healthy lifestyle. Combined with physical activity, a balanced diet can help you reach and maintain a healthy weight, reduce the risk of chronic diseases, and promote overall health.
But did you know that certain foods can affect extremely specific body parts? For example, sweet potatoes, apples, and carrots are found to be good for your prostate and penis health.
Now, that an increasing number of men are suffering from reproductive health issues such as prostate cancer, low testosterone levels, erectile dysfunction, and infertility, wouldn’t you be inclined to eat these penis-friendly foods more often? So if you are interested, read on as we list down food items that can help boost your sexual health.

Tomatoes
Start with tomatoes because this lycopene-rich vegetable is packed with reproductive health benefits. Lycopene in tomatoes helps prevent prostate cancer while antioxidants can help improve blood flow which results in stronger erections. Tomatoes might also be beneficial to male fertility and sperm quality as they seem to significantly improve sperm concentration, motility, and morphology.

Spinach
Spinach boosts Popeye’s physical might to the extreme, allowing him to even break the laws of physics at times. Spinach’s strength-boosting effect on the popular cartoon character might be exaggerated but not fictional. Spinach is a super source of folate, a known blood flow-booster. Folic acid plays a critical role in male sexual function and a deficiency in folic acid has been linked to erectile dysfunction.
Apart from folate, spinach also contains a fair amount of magnesium, which also helps improve and stimulate blood flow and has been shown to boost testosterone levels.

Arugula
Another dark, leafy greens that are also associated with improving your sexual health is Arugula. This green salad staple helps block the absorption of harmful environmental contaminants that could decrease libido.

Almonds
Almonds contain essential omega-3 fatty acids that can help increase the production of testosterone and its precursors, which could potentially influence the duration and quality of erections. These nuts are also rich in vitamins and minerals such as zinc, selenium, and vitamin E, which are found to be important for sexual health and reproduction. Selenium can help with infertility issues and, with vitamin E, may help heart health. Zinc is a mineral that helps produce men’s sex hormones and can boost libido.

Avocados
The Aztecs didn’t name the avocado tree the “testicle tree” for nothing. Apart from looking like your danglers, consuming avocados are found to be actually good for your sexual well-being! They are excellent sources of healthy fats, potassium, and vitamins, which are excellent for getting you in the mood.
This toast-topper favorite also has vitamin E and zinc, both of which have positive effects on male sex drive and fertility. Zinc has been suggested to increase levels of free testosterone in the body, while vitamin E may improve sperm quality.
The more avocado you consume, the more blood flow your body experiences ― which is useful when it comes to sexual performance and in turn, will also help lower the risk of heart disease. Overall, by lowering the risk of heart disease, you also lower the risk of erectile dysfunction because men with heart disease are twice as likely to experience erectile dysfunction.

Figs
Protect your heart and your sexual health by eating sweet figs. Figs are a great source of soluble and insoluble fiber, which improves your heart health. They have a history of boosting fertility and making a great aphrodisiac.

Grapefruit
For men, certain foods can enhance and protect their reproductive health. Grapefruit and other citrus fruits are full of antioxidants, vitamin C, and folic acid all support sexual reproduction among men.

Strawberries
Strawberries are rich in antioxidants that benefit your heart and arteries, promoting good circulation which is found to be crucial for sexual functioning in both men and women. Besides, they’re rich in vitamin C, which along with antioxidants, has been linked to higher sperm counts in men. For more exciting times, dip the berries in dark chocolate, which contains methylxanthines that may activate the libido.

Shellfish
Oysters are popular aphrodisiacs. This is because they are a great source of zinc, which boosts libido. Other seafood, such as shrimp, contains antioxidants and selenium, which has shown to lower the risk of depression by boosting your mood.

Watermelon
This refreshing summer fruit is low in calories but high in potentially libido-boosting phytonutrients. A 2008 research suggested that the lycopene, citrulline, and beta-carotene found in watermelon may help relax blood vessels, and provide a natural enhancement for revving up your sex drive.

Apples
The adage, “an apple a day, keeps the doctor away,” holds. This all-time-favorite fruit has some great all-around health benefits, including some advantages that specifically pertain to penis health. The active compound ursolic acid, particularly found on apple peels has been shown in cell studies to stop the growth of prostate cancer cells by “starving” the cells. Still, you should always follow a medical professional’s treatment plan when faced with prostate cancer.

Chili Peppers
Several studies have found that men who eat a lot of spicy foods have higher-than-average testosterone levels. While this doesn’t mean spicy food gives you testosterone, the chemical capsaicin, present in chili peppers, has been shown to have bedroom advantages. Capsaicin triggers the release of endorphins — the “feel good” hormone — and can rev up the libido.

Carrots
If you need to improve your sperm count, take a leaf out of bunnies’ book and chomp on carrots. According to research, the chemical carotenoids found in carrots, which are also responsible for giving the vegetable its orange color, are associated with higher sperm motility and have a positive impact on semen quality.

Sweet Potato
Another vegetable high in carotenoids is sweet potatoes, which is one of the 14 healthiest vegetables on earth alongside carrots. Sweet potatoes are a great source of potassium, which helps improve blood circulation and helps blood reach the groin region. This, in turn, helps men in prolonging the pleasure and maintaining the erection for a longer period.

Oats
The lowly oatmeal might not come off as sexy but it can be beneficial for reaching orgasm. Avena Sativa (wild oats) is a known aphrodisiac and a rich source of the amino acid L-arginine which has also been shown to treat erectile dysfunction. L-arginine is a natural Viagra that helps penile blood vessels relax, which is essential to maintaining an erection and reaching orgasm.

Coffee
Wash all these penis-friendly food with a cup of coffee for an additional below-the-belt pick-me-up! Studies have found that drinking two to three cups of coffee a day may prevent erectile dysfunction. This is thanks to coffee’s most beloved ingredient, caffeine. Studies have shown that caffeine helps in improving blood flow by relaxing penile arteries and muscles, leading to stronger erections.
We hope that this Food List can help improve your sexual health and enhance your sex life.

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2019.10.01 05:24 specklesinc living on love

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon & eggs, toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.” How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?” He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “really ruins my desire for food.”
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.” Would you like a juicy steak and some apple pie? Or maybe some chicken or tasty stir fry?” He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”
“Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m bloody starving.”
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2019.01.13 09:21 MadDany94 TIL that grapefruit juice counteracts Viagra.

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2018.10.30 07:24 JenniferMalone20 Five Facts Every Man Should Know About Viagra Generic

Five Facts Every Man Should Know About Viagra Generic
Erectile dysfunction (ED) is the most common type of sexual dysfunction in men in which a man is not able to get or sustain firm and strong penile erection during sexual intercourse, which causes a dissatisfaction among sexual partners. ED is also called as male impotence.
The various reasons for developing erectile dysfunction include diseases such as diabetes, heart diseases, hypertension, addictions such as smoking, drinking alcohol, drug abuse, medicines used in treatment of depression, penile injuries, obesity, surgery, and relationship issues with the partner. Certain psychological causes such as stress, depression, performance anxiety, frustration also can lead to development of ED.
Medicines belonging to class of drugs known as phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE-5) inhibitors like Sildenafil, Tadalafil, and Vardenafil are the most widely recommended medicines for treating erectile dysfunction.

About Viagra Generic
Viagra generic consists of Sildenafil Citrate as the active constituent. Sildenafil citrate was approved for the treating ED in the year 1998 by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).It belongs to the pharmacological class of phosphodiesterase type 5 (PDE-5) inhibitors.
Viagra generic is the generic equivalent of the brand Viagra, so is available at price lower than brand Viagra. The active constituent Sildenafil Citrate is a prescription medicine, so Viagra generic is only sold on prescription.


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Mechanism of Action
Viagra generic causes a rise in the levels of enzyme cGMP by inhibiting phosphodiesterase type 5 enzyme, which is responsible for its degradation. The function of cGMP is relaxation of smooth muscles and dilation of the blood vessels inside the penile area.
The dilated blood vessels increase the blood supply to the penile organ. The improved blood flow to the penile organ results in a firm and strong erection, giving a complete sexual satisfaction and sexual pleasure.

5 Facts every man should know about Viagra Generic
• The action of Viagra generic starts within 30 to 60minutes after taking the medicine orally.
• The onset of action may vary from person to person.
• The effect of Viagra generic lasts for an average duration of four hours.
• It should be taken 30 to 60 minutes prior to sexual intercourse to obtain the necessary effect.
• It is not an aphrodisiac; it works only when a man is sexually stimulated.

General Instructions for safe use
The most commonly prescribed dose of Viagra generic is 100mg once a day, as needed. Take Viagra generic as directed by the physician. Viagra generic can be taken with or without meals.
Tell your complete medical history to your doctor before starting this medicine. Viagra Generic should not be taken by the patients with a history of allergy to Sildenafil citrate or any other PDE-5 inhibitor.
This medicine has known to produce interaction with nitrates and blood pressure lowering medicines, so do not take them together. Avoid any outdoor activity that requires high degree of mental alertness while on treatment with Viagra Generic as this medicine can produce mild dizziness.
Alcohol, grapefruit products and meals rich in fat content should not be consumed with Viagra generic. Use of Viagra generic in men below 18 years of age is not recommended.

Common side effects
Common side effects of Viagra generic that diminish after the drug eliminates from the body include pain in head, back or muscles, indigestion, flushing, and nasal congestion.
Viagra generic is an excellent remedy for treating male impotence. It is available at cheaper rates online.

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2017.11.10 16:06 rudy_leapt_threefold A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever.

A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.
In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says,
"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
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2017.02.20 20:30 Footpeter Viagra

A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?'
He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'
He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'
He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry.'
'Well,' she says, 'I'm starving. Would you mind letting me up? '
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2015.06.30 22:45 teeheetiki Viagra and Appetite

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?"
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?"
Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes."
Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm STARVING!"
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2014.11.13 17:23 warlock1992 Viagra and Appetitie

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast, “Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?”
He declines saying, “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something, “A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?” Again he declines. “No, thanks. It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. “Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That’ll only take a couple of minutes…?”
Once more, he declined saying, “Again, thanks, but it’s this Viagra. It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
“Well, then,” she says, “Would you mind getting off me? I’m fucking STARVING!"
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