Maa ko rand banaya

It’s been a year i have been living in my mamaghar. Foreign study ko lagi process garna lai ma mamaghar nei basirachu. I don’t have my dad they’re not divorced but separated for like some years now. That also makes me so not comfortable at home.
Suru suru ma thikei thyo i was treated well. It’s been like 4-5 months they’re changed. Mero thulmummu ko chora chori( my dai didi) they don’t like my mama maiju at all. Whenever they used to warn me about them, i always took mama maiju ko side. Aile their actions make me question myself.
I got two cousins (bhai ra baini) bhai used to treat me the same way like maiju does. Baini le ta saarei hepcha tyo feeling ta desribe garera saadye chaina.
Ma sutda i hear my maiju taunting me, i clearly hear each and every words she speaks. Her words hits me like an arrow repeatedly.
Maiju ra baini same chha. Boli ekdam chakku jasto dhaarilo chha. Afno ghar ma afno bahini le testo bhanda ris uththyo hola tara aba aruko ghar ma ta chitta dukhne raicha. Ris ta uthirancha tara ek sabda boldina. Game khelda nachahadei pani sathi harulai ris pokhna pugchhu. Naramilo lagcha realize garda.
Mama testo bidi hoisinna he does understand what i am going through tara maiju ko agadi yo ghar ma kaseiko kei lagdeina.
Ghar auchu bhanera mumma lai bhaneko chu ani ekkasi ghar farkinchu bhanepachi she got hints. That i am really having bad time here. Esto naramailo ra humilation maile maile feel garina.
Yo ghar maa ma nahuda ekdam hectic huncha Pasal jane nei mai ho sadhhei. Bhai lai kaseile kei bhanna sakdeina na tyo gwach lai kei thacha na kei. Dai gayera esto kinde testo kinde. Every fuckin thing. Mama maiju ko manchhe auda pani maile sab kaam ma help gardinthye. Hesitations nei thyena. Aile chei testo bidi paila hasto marihattey help gardina. Alikati ta feel hos ani sakey samma malai pathaidiye hunthyo jasto lagcha.
Tara mama ko atti maya lagcha malai he’s a sweetheart tara maiju has full control over him.
Kura garam ni ko sanga garam huncha. Mero sathi harulo mamaghar dekhya chu they’re so good. Afno herda chitta dukhcha.
I am sorry i took some space in your feed. Forgive me for it. Man halka garna thyo.

+2 maa main transcript maa maths ko score taa hudaina. Ma sanga feri math vako document chaina except for tyo online download garna milne wala. K garne aba?

1.........epic court scene 2.........tappu sonu balcony romance (1:55) 3.........om babita e namaha (1:00) 4.........bagha as child labour inspector 5.........entry of chempak 7........ Ram bolo bhai ram (6:06) 10......i love you message to komal (12:25) 11.......rasik bhai shareholder (11:30) 14........jetha kidnaped 18 .......champak as principle 20 .......jaisa aap kahe 28........shayri 33........ah shayog andolan 45 .......kidney...sheikh 58........sunder ladies scheme 1 ka 3 64........bagha as teacher 68........sweety aarop on jethalal 75........tappu shaadi 85........ Sodhi on terrace ..drunk 88........makarsankranti ...jetha vs sodhi 91........dr hathi stuck in auto 112......kaam wali bai 129......tappu paper leak 130......iyyer babita fake fight (april fool) 134......dental checkup 138......aye blue saree 139......minakshi washing powder 144......tiku jini wadi 151......kitty party...daya madhvi fight 162.......chor in society(tappu sena khujli powdr 167......Popatlal entry 175......GPL 1 188......bunty 190......babity bdy 200......london 230......keri 244......popatlal weds keri (actually not) 250......red cherry mobile 260......tappu sena ad on tv 275......champak jetha shoes 278......swimming 284......hotel blue queen ( baka palty entry) 294......ice tea...sharab 296......popat nanga balcony 300......tmkoc in ahmedabad 310......bhide computer 328......holi..mahabaleshwar 335......truck stuck 341......jal devta 346......parents meeting.sonu 355......saadi sale 362......garba andolan 368......games in society 374......chai piyo ..biscuit khao 378......builder..black money 384......sai bhakt mandal(10-10 balti se nahaya) 387......pani tanker 390......GPL 2 412......jethalal hair 416......bhootni 430......koyal 437......daya dahi handi 465......peter ferdnendis 500......credit card 507......Bagha entry 515......society me painting 538......tappu haircut (ganja) 546......World cup hawan 547.......babita miss call (popatlal) 555......bum bum bole (bhang episode) 568......sunder hide at jetha's house (holi) 576......iyyer transfer chennai farewell party 608......bhide mango buisnes 617......bhook hartaal 625......GKM 640......chaddi gang 642......nai nai to bhi ek crore ka turnover 650......popatlal chata bdy 687......Ganesh Utsav 3G 704......ghode ki murti...ft gokhuldam wasi 730...... Mehta/bhide lottery ₹500 750......mallika mobile ( babita fake friend) 765......mansik santulan 778......theme park 790......rann of katchh 801......jethalal in pakistan 810......popatlal sanorita 820......holi..farm house/ Kanji Manji 836......new society renovate (sundarlal) 839......dance competition (iyer wins) 851......abdul new shop 865......gandhi maidan 869......babita suitcase 881......jethalal tubelight 890......scooter bhangaar 910.....bol bacchan 920......jethalal rishwat 927......choco moco 932......Mukti maa 936.....Abdul upliftment episodes 946.....Jetha's phone in washing machine 947.....Jetha hit by motorbike, passport japt 951.....Tapu school Mahabaleshwar trip 954..... Daya Jetha Romance 960......la ula dance 963......Popatlal london rishta cancel 965......Ganesh utsav and antakshari 985.....Chanya choli box 994.....Mr Ching Chu Lee Tony Tv 997.....Sala Shanti Havan Dukhmanjan Maharaj 1010....donation for eyes 1022....jethalal in "tan man kudrati upchar" 1025....gulabo 1054....Jethanand sansar tyag 1059.....26th Jan Sonu as Bharat Mata 1060.....Popat Bhide Sodhi shouting Saibaa 1063.....Bagha removed from shop 1064.....Coffee On Iyer Laptop 1067.....Tapu friends call Jetha's mobile 1068.....Jetha lost ring Tapu mobile promise 1070.....Tapu sena Mobile 1072.....Bhide breaks Sonu's phone 1079.....Tapu sena expelled from school exposed 1084.....Girl on terrace locked 1095.....sheru 1125.....kachi keri gogi stuck on tree 1147....3 truck 1158.....khote classes 1179.....Mehta kavita Addair 1180.....Aree waa ye Fatakdi kon hai 1189.....mak associate 1200.....paris 1237.....dr hathi under tree 1257.....champak hichki 1266.....sachin retires 1270.....rakesh sithi 1280.....onion kalabazari 1290.....bulbul 1320.....bagha cooker bhide 1330.....fitness jethalal kamar lock 1365.....bandya beta (scooter) 1375.....old sodhi re entry 1385.....amitabh bachan 1390.....nariyal ka ped 1400.....sunder election 1410.....bhide nature camp 1425.....GPL 3 1445.....CID ajay deewaan 1470.....hong kong 1500.....mumbai darshan 1510.....cycle yatra 1550.....jeevdaya ben 1559.....statue statue 1573.....Bapuji drunk Natak 1590.....bhide 1 lakh new scooter 1600.....tarak anjali college 1650.....khushi 1668.....Paper stand paper chori 1670.....popatlal weds sapna 1690.....jethalal wear sweater 1700.....mk gandhi clg 1725.....tappu sena shopping 1735.....bawri mom dad 1760.....renovation 1830.....babita paan masala ad 1850.....tappu sena clg bunk 1860.....tarak jetha chai 1870.....bhide gold coin 1914.....iyyer babita talak 1940.....madhvi mango buisness ( cheap rate) 1950.....bawri sagai 1970.....miss cycle 1983.....jethalal ke hath me lota fasna 2000.....bawri ko chede 2005....10 Cr saari 2023.....Mahila mandal ganesh utsav aayojan 2031.....Wah wah kya baat hai promotion 2034.....Mr Sharma biwi ko secret 2040.....All in one bhai Navratri DJ 2051.....Popatlal Kaveri 2056.....Sonu home made chocolate business 2067.....nattu bagha pagaar andolan 2074.....50 lac cash old notes 2085.....Nakli sharab 2096.....Pagal aadmi 2107.....Tapu sena swachta abhyan 2111.....Bhide scooter chori by Don Baadal 2126..... Republic day celebration 2127.....Bhide Conch 2130.....Ganpat Tanvi school 2139.....Bapuji gayab for swachta 2145.....Swatch bharat 2148.....Tapu B'day 2153.....New Tapu entry 2159.....Holi popatlal baal gayab 2170.....ratnavali 2225.....tubelight popat shadi 2235.....GOA 2250.....Tumsang washing machine 2270.....komal weight loss 2290.....notice board chori 2296.....chai taka tak chai 2306.....cheda electronics 2320.....golmaal 4 2330.....paani ki tanki me purani notes 2344.....chintu in gada electronics 2350.....bandarpada jua adda 2360.....bapuji stuck on door 2372.....XYZ 007 2378.....Nimbu chori from tree 2385.....pinku parents series 2418.....iyyer holi colour 2445.....tappu sena scooter accident 2507.....jethalal in senorika island 2530.....daravni dulhan 2557.....new dr hathi entry 2576.....jethalal pani puri sceme 2590.....popatlal 1crore lottery 2602.....BYJUS (promotion) 2610.....jetha ki dukan bik gayi 2635.....Simba promotion 2644.....Tmkoc in gujrat (kite festival) 2657.....super X 100 mobile (gogi kaand) 2687.....sonu left tmkoc 2694.....tmkoc singapore trip 2711.....titto mobile neta sevaklal

Apne Dainik Awaran se insaan kabhi aage dekh he nahi sakhta, jab ki wo tap aur jap mai v maya ki prapti ka khoj karta hai. Ye sansar banaya he ese gaya, ki tum apne bare mai soch he na sako. Sansar ke banae jaal se niklo, toh dekhne ko milega ki Mai Bhaav se kuch karo toh apeksha ki kamna aur mann ki steerta dono he apne tak सीमित (limited) rehti hai.

Inlog bc roz subah 4 baje light kaat rahe hai. Aur dupeher ko teen teen chaar chaar ghanta waps se kaat te hai. Pure neend ki maa behan kar ke rakhi hai.

sun NTA, yeh kya circus chala rha hai?
JEE,NEET se bacche maar rha hai,
sapne dikha dikha ke unko tod rha hai
sapne dekhe they boht, lekin sabko bhulaya
padh-padh ke sirf tension ko badhaya
result dikhake tune sabko daraya
bachon ka sapna tune kyun udaaya?
720(saat so bees) number pe topper banae tune 67(sadsat)
kitna pesa khaya tune?, ee halkkat
NTA, NTA sun hamari awaaz,
bachon ka hasna rok ke, kyun kar rha hai yeh saaz
NTA, NTA yeh kesa hai khel,bachon ke future ko tune kara hai fail,
Bachhon ke sapne,tune kar diye hain derail.
Exam ka drama, tension ka zamaana,
System ne banaya sabko deewana
Forms mein error, website ka terror,
Time pe aaye na result, yeh hai sabse bada horror.
Padhne wale saare, ho gaye pareshaan,
NTA ne kara sabko hairaan.
NTA ne khaya time ka nashta,
Bachhon ka future, inke liye mazak tha.
Cheating, leaking, systum ke flaws,
Jawab maanga toh you showed us your claws.
Exam center tha dur, transportation ki jhanjhat,
Garmi ho ya thand, sab bhool gaye reh halkkat.
Paper tough ya easy, yeh sabka apna game,
Marking scheme pe bhi, chala inka blame game.
Parents pareshaan, samjhe na yeh riddles,
NTA ke sawaalon ne, sabko kar diya fiddles.
Future ka sawal, phir bhi inko farak nahi,
Bachhon ke sapne, inke liye kuch bhi nahi.
[this last para is that ending short speech rappers give after all the ending BGMs]
NTA bhai thoda chill kar,
future banana hai, khel kar
padhai ko thoda fun banao, tension ko tum aag lagao.
kuch questions pehele hi answer kar deta hun:

1. not a maharastrian
2. chatGPT ya Gemini se nahi banaya (ek do lines ko chodd ke, just for rhyming purposes)

woh toh achha h upper middle class wala hu, ab bas B.Tech ke baad ye desh chhorna h agla aim.
Ye maa ke ♥️day banate rahe apni kameeti aur chai pilate rahe reporters ko. Ghinn aa rahi hai India, oh sorry Bharat ka ye haal dekh ke. Ye sab dekh ke andar ki deshbhakti marte Jaa rahi hai.
NEET waalo ko bhi yahi salah dunga ki mat faso iss rat race mein, jinko sarkari mil gya congrats, aur jinka nahi hua please please ek baar dubara soch lena drop lene se pehle cuz Non Trustable Agency pe kuch bharosa nahi kar sakte ab.
Aur chaahe JEE waale ho ya NEET waale ho iss c#utiya system ke liye apni jaan se mat khelna. Aur jo already Jaan de chuke hai bhagwan unki aatma ko shanti de🙏
BEST OF LUCK aage ki journey ke liye♥️

Jb result aaya mein udhas tha kyuki 550+ hi bn rhe the aur cutoff dekh ke dra hua tha bs itna tha ki wapas bdhayi nhi chalu kr skta jldi se. Raat mein mein mera bhai,mummy aur papa saath mein baithe the mein yhi bta rha tha ki kitni muskil hona rha mere liye start krna mein chahata tha koi smje itne mei baat boldiya ki ishe bdhiya math leleta shi rhta kyuki kmse km kbhi option khtm nhi hote yeh nhi toh ,toh mummy boldi kya krna h bms krna h mein bola krna mbbs hi h bs abhi deemag kaam nhi kr rha, mummy boli ki bhaiya ka bhi toh nhi hua math liya tha toh mein bola ki thik h n uske pass scope h abhi bhi jee nhi nikla toh koi private college end mein toh skill dekhengey mera neet mein mbbs nhi hua tb kya mtlb hua toh bhai maa baap ke samne ki gand mein dal lo Jo bol rhe (2 saal bdha h mujhse) us samay mujko pehle se Rona AA ri thi apni halat pe ki itna cutoff chla gaya aur phir uska aise bolna kyuki jb mein kuch bhi glti se boldu jaise abe,kya be toh bawal hojata h ki kaise bol rha pgl kaise boldiya lekin idhr kuch nhi hua jb yeh chiz bhaiya bola toh mummy hasne lgi mujko bekar lg gya aur thoda gusse mein chla gya phir papa aaye thoda gusse mein lene ki kyu aise gya darwaza kyu patka toh btaya unko. Papa bole sb glti mummy ki h mummy roni lgi aur out of nowhere yeh debate laa di ki chota wala toh kuch sunta hi nhi h yeh h woh remember pehli attempt mein 550+ bs sleep schedule bekar thi isliye mummy ko dikkat h ,bhaiya ka sleep schedule shi pdhayi bekar. Fir tbse leke aajtk papa toh aache se baat kiye mgr mummy bhai lg rha ghr mein hi boycott kr rhe koi nhi puch rha ki beta zyada pressure toh nhi h, kya chl rha deemag mein manlo agli saal nikal bhi liya kya bolunga ki jb sbse zyada zarurat thi koi puchne TK nhi aya itna bekar lg rha n khudke ghr mein aur bhai se bhtt umeed thi mujko kyuki 5 attempt diya jee ka kishi mein nhi nikla aur mein hmesa saath tha uske akhirkaar jitni bhi ldayi hojaye rhega toh bhai hi n mgr is case mein koi baat hi nhi kr rha mujhse akdam akela chorh diye h bs papa ko chodke I love you papaji lekin woh bhi office mein bsy rhte h bs raat ke time aapate h phir Sona rhta h joki mukko nind bhi nhi aa rhi yeh sb sochke

Guys chalu appi ka vlog aagaya hai she is definitely lying that Riza got 64% marks n was saying aap logone is cheez ka bahut mazaak banaya hai har bache ek jaise nahi hote. Aaj saare bacho ko studies karte hue dikhaya. Yeh nahi sudharne wali iska paap ka ghada kab bharega. No one wants to troll her par yeh jhoot itna bolte hai ki puri family annoying lagne lagi hai.

Kya kru bc .....pdhne jaa raha to ye khayal aa raha dimaag mei ki agle saal bhi yhi sab hogya to kya? Agr 650 waale drop lele tab to 25 mei aake maa chodh denge ...... kya kru ......mere 2 dost hai unn saalo ko farq hi ni pdd raha wo pddhe jaa rahe ussi speed se aur mei yha 3 din se bas yhi backchodhi krr raha hu ...... kya kru bc pdhna chalu krdu ? Prr phir wahi dimag mei aata hai agle saal cutoff 680 pahuch gayi tab ....mei to general hu +up

first they create NONEXISTENT maslay and BAGHER WAJA KE start getting angry and start scolding for smth THAT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST WHERE TF IS THEIR BRAIN AT???
and then the typical victim blaming, dunya mai kuch bhi ho jaye tou ghalti kiski? bachon ki. PAIDA BHI HAM APNI HI ghalti ki waja se hoye. baba mama ke aapas mai maslay bhi saaray kiski ghalti hain? ofc ham bachon ki. WORLD WAR 3 BHI START HO JAYE NA tou inhone hampe daalna ke puttar tuadi waja naal hoeya.
i'm ALWAYS on my toes it feels like i'm CONSTANTLY walking on eggshells the way i'm terrified of anything going wrong or me doing anything wrong, literally every second of the day ke ab dubara cheekhna shuru ho jayengi mama. am i breathing right? am i walking right? am i talking right? THERE IS NOTHING THIS WOMAN DOESN'T LEAVE TO YELL AT US FOR and we'd never know ke kab kya cheez would make her blow up again.
you do one thing correct in one way except for another, expecting mama won't blow up cuz we did it right, but then the next second she's yelling at us ke iss tarha kyun kiya uss tarha kyun nai kiya. while we know FULLY WELL ke uss tarha karte tou iss tarha NA KARNE pe bhi daant hi pitni thhi.
and then the badduaen?????????? i don't give two fucks agar mama tahajjud mai uthh ke ro ro ke duaen maangti hain jab hamare saamne unke mun se har choti baat pe badduaen nikalti hain. some were SO horrifying that they randomly TO THIS DAY trigger me and give me anxiety attacks and i'm like how can any mother have the guts to even think like that, let alone say it to her children on their face? sometimes i BEG Allah ke ye sab badduaen mere liye qubool ho jayen cuz only then will mama realize the damage she has done.
OR MASHALLAH SE BACHAY MAA BAAP KE SAAMNE UFF BHI KAREN TOU JAHANNUMI?? chaahe maa baap mentally emotionally tabah o barbaad karke rakhden bachon ko. yea lol, sure Allah pak. i'd rather then go to jahannum cuz ain't no way i'm keeping my mouth shut infront of these people. it's out of my bardasht atp.
THIS IS A MAJOR REASON WHY I'VE STOPPED EVEN PRAYING. Allah says He loves us more than 70 mothers, how the fuck am i gonna feel anything about that or know what it feels like when the way my mother "loves" me is thru psychological and emotional torture?? is that how Allah loves me too then, just 70 times worse?? makes sense, must be the reason why everything keeps falling apart.
i'm so exhausted of these doors banging, these cheekhum pukaar, these threats and what not. dil karta to cut my ears off with a kitchen knife. ab rona bhi nai aata, seedha cheezain pakar ke tornay ka dil karta cuz i go completely PSYCHOTIC at what goes on at home. thora sa 🤏🏽 itna sa bhi ghalti ka margin nai hai and it's just constant pain and suffering without even any escape. i kid you not i'm gonna suffocate TO DEATH one day. mental peace and emotional security is non-existent in this household.
whatever, i'll be fine. end of rant.

It's a fucking competitive exam, Banda keh rha hai log 500+ aim kr rhe the private ke liye, inflation se nhi milega, to bhai NTA ne bola tha tujhe 500+ ka aim krne ko? What about those who got 650+ because they were aiming for 650+? Maa chudaye kya hum log. Dusri side ka bhi argument sunlo re neet bolne se phele

I dont know ye kitna valid hai but .. agar kisika baap bhai behen maa tau chacha koi bhi student union k head ya kucj bhi colleges ka ya jahaka bhi .. unse PROTEST organize karane ko bol skte hi !!! Pls contact them

Where were the NEETARDS when the same shit happened to JEETARDS. 27s1 ka shikar hu mai do saal padhke 192 pe 99 nhi bana. Uss time adv tak confidence ki maa chud gyi. 2nd session i couldn't improve( made errors) , adv pe 120 ban rhe( fucked it up) ,WBJEE pe 1.1k rank aur BITS pe 270( 2nd session k liye padhkne ka man nhi kar rha). Thankfully merepe reservation hai so kuch mil rha hai but still i have bad inferior complexes. The time when we needed support the NEETARDS weren't there for us. Behenchod muh pe boldete the "aur ache se padh lena chahiye tha" and sidhe sidhe rank inflation acknowledge nhi ki. tumlog ko toh atleast acknowledge kar rha hai NTA. Humlog ko kisine acknowledge nhi kiya sala bas 'equal distribution' bolke turn down kardiya. Tabh bhi i m pretty sure JEETARDS r supporting u all. To those who didn't support us during our bad times and now need our support you all should be ashamed of urselves. So many of you made fun of us and when u r rn in our shoes u need our help. You sat in our exams "For FUCKING FUN" whn humare bande log ki literally life and death situation thi. I saw so many fucking suicide posts during our results. Pls know tht those who sat for JEE.. u have blood in ur hands. And those who didn't we JEETARDS are with u

Hijo 8th sem ko result aayo. Aba transcript, provisional nikaalna laai minimum 3 weeks jati laagxa reyy!! Ali agadi nai result nikaaldeko vaye atleast yo Asar maa exam dina paauthyo nii!!
Aba Kartik samma kurnu parne re NEC license exam ko laagi. Reasons not to choose TU as your university. Esto paat university ta jindagi maa kasaile jhelna naparos.

Personally I think ki grace marks hata denege madarchod nta wale bkl maa ki chut unke unke bhen ko chodu raat bhar