Day 30. I cummed during my sleep, I dreamed of faping /autofelatio. (weird shit ngl). My cum was yellow thick.
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Anyone else get annoyed with these commercials? Let's make up our own hypercore ad.
Unlock the secrets of autofelatio! Hyper Core!
Edit: here are some more -
Shrunken testicles and C-cups from steroid abuse HYPERCORE
Osteoporosis and kidney damage from consuming too much protein HYPERCORE
Torn aorta and fatal heart injury from lifting too much weight HYPERCORE
BMI so low that you instantly sink while swimming HYPERCORE

Supposedly this is a gathering of individuals. This it is not, for all gatherings influence the individual. Now what is the culture of this gathering? What is INFPnes, or rather the criteria of INFP affiliation (or given, the context, infp upvote dimensions)?
Does it not seem that what was once intended by, say, the posting of sky pictures has long since been forgotten and been replaced by the desire within to belong to a group instead of helping the group? To boost self esteem by compliance to popular infp aesthetic and unreflected popular infp thinking, as well as poisonous themes of depression beeing a defining feature of being infp, furthering the dellusion of the depressed that her and only her ("rare" subset) must be dealing with this.
Is it time to sit down and talk about the culture of this sub?
Should we not promote developmental content (psychological, humanitarian, spiritual, artistic) instead of sticking to the eternal circle of subreddit-subculture-autofelatio
E:typo

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The following is V2 of a segment I posted 2 weeks ago and to be honest did not receive any praise. But I'm here to improve, the disclaimer has been completely rewritten. If you care to view the previous post you can find it here: https://www.reddit.com/DestructiveReaders/comments/bjrhdx/577writing_excerpt_from_beginning_of_novel/

Some context for this piece

The segment posted today is a disclaimer from Book 2 which is a mock autobiography of a supervillain in prison.
Book 1 will serve as a collection of fake news articles, transcripts interviews etc. To establish the character as an infamous villian.
The disclaimer is his attempt to start off by acknowledging the criticism he has faced. He is also warning to the reader right in the beginning saying that his personality is vulgar, but he cares about the truth more than anything.
I wanted to tease events that will happen later, and give a sample of who the character is. Show his crude sense of humor and have him rationalize it.
I wanted him to be battling the perception from the companion book, but also be able to stand on it's own.

What I'm looking for in a critique

The good

The bad

Critiques

1) I want to see the character has a personality that encourages you to want to know more.
2) How is the character voice? (Last post people chastised me for not having one)
3) Please understand the function and context of this piece. It's role in the entire work.
4) Your general perception of the world building in this small segment.
5) Suggestions for phrasing to convey the characters objective, Grammar spelling etc.
6) Let me know what you think overall
7) If you don't agree with the wring to be willing to respectfully debate the issues.
Thank you for taking the time to read my writing.

The Disclaimer

Disclaimer: It's no secret what I've done. You can sit and judge me all you want, in fact I fully expect it at this point. The News has portrayed me as evil incarnate. I'm not here to deny my actions, but the perspective you've been shown is more contorted than Ron Jeremy performing autofelatio. Come to think of it I guess Ron could also be a metaphor of the News, you know seeing they both toot their own horns but you get my point it works in both cases. If those comments put you off, guess what? You're not going to make it very far in this book. I haven't even talked about my infamous puppet show yet, which yes I know you've heard about over and over before, I've heard it all before I'm psychotic, I'm going to hell blah blah blah, but guess “what?”... You haven't heard the real story yet. Yeah that's included in this book.
I describe the events in my life with a sarcastic dark humor because that's how my mind works. My brain equates pretty much everything to a euphemism of something you're 'not supposed to talk about in polite society’. I don't know all the philosophical mumbo jumbo to describe it but in layman terms you could say my mind is dirtier than a $2 hooker during fleet week. Let me tell you, while the analogies may be crude, lewd or rude my dude (heh that rhymed, totally by accident I swear) everything I say is either factual or my perception of the truth. I mean you can't really ask for anything else. If you did ask for more you'd be an unreasonable dick. Just saying.
Being a super powered person sentenced to life in prison for nothing but exposing the truth, I'm not the kind of person to hold back. So this book includes stories that make me look good as well as ones that I'm sure you'll think I'm an asshole. This is your fair warning. I'm bound to touch on topics that make you uncomfortable, because I've gone through way more than you can ever imagine. I always try to find the humor in every situation, whether it's appropriate or not. Ideas just come to me and my filter works about as well as an amputee hand model. So needless to say I will crack a lot of immature jokes. But behind all the dick and fart jokes, what I value most is truth and honesty.
I've been called a villain by the media for years. All I ever wanted was to get the truth out there. All I ever wanted was justice for those who have been constantly wronged day in and day out. These people they just accept it because they don't know how to fix their lives. All I ever wanted… all I ever wanted… seems so futile at this point.
I'm trapped in here, but it can't just be my wants anymore. I need you to see what I saw. Have it be that my efforts were not in vain. That you will all understand what I wanted to accomplish was for the good of mankind… even when it was at my own expense. Misinformation is a cancer that must be cured. They may have deplatformed me, but they can't stop the truth from coming out. They can't stop a collective who suddenly see the lie they have been living.
Putting your head in the sand won't fix your problems, it just makes you a bigger target for being fucked up the ass. You must know that it is absolutely necessary to perform swift action to expose the lies that permeate society. It is essential to care about facts even though society only seems to care when the facts are on their side. Facts are facts and liars are scum.
If you only take away one thing from this book, know that I'm not the villain, I'm just the villain you were told about. Superior-Man and the entire media machine behind him are the real villains. He's no hero, to be entirely honest I always strived to be the hero, but when the media starts you off with a shitty moniker like 'The Bedlam Skipper’ it's hard to be taken seriously. Hopefully reading this book will show you why I did the things I did to help the world.

My Critiques

[983] https://www.reddit.com/DestructiveReaders/comments/bmg0fp/comment/en0pyz7
[99] https://www.reddit.com/DestructiveReaders/comments/bly8i3/comment/emsziqh

Yes people apparently can suck their own dicks and all it takes is either some natural flexibility or specific and consistent stretching exercises (similar to exercises for splits for example).
I find this extremely disturbing yet I do admit that i did jerk off my own penis for more than 20 years.. until I thought of this paradox and suddenly stroking my own dick started feeling disturbing and noticed the act itself of self stimulation is disturbing. I just had gotten extremely proficient over time to splitting it (jerking is ok, sucking is not) and rationalizing it.
Because really... it's self stimulation and simulation (you're simulating a vagina/mouth during jerking off and a mouth with your mouth in autofelatio). In many situations you even end up ejaculating in/on your hand doing so... so why would you not be fine ejaculating in your mouth? Yes, it's deeply disturbing, that's the point. Hopefully you would not be fine with that at all.
So I'm wondering - how do you rationalize away this paradox?

Yes people apparently can suck their own dicks and all it takes is either some natural flexibility or specific and consistent stretching exercises (similar to exercises for splits for example).
I find this extremely disturbing yet I do admit that i did jerk off my own penis for more than 20 years.. until I thought of this paradox and suddenly stroking my own dick started feeling disturbing and noticed the act itself of self stimulation is disturbing. I just had gotten extremely proficient over time to splitting it (jerking is ok, sucking is not) and rationalizing it.
Because really... it's self stimulation and simulation (you're simulating a vagina/mouth during jerking off and a mouth with your mouth in autofelatio). [attention; a disturbing part is next] In many situations you even end up ejaculating in/on your hand doing so... so why would you not be fine ejaculating in your mouth? Yes, it's deeply disturbing, that's the point. Hopefully you would not be fine with that at all.
So I'm wondering - how do you rationalize away this paradox?

autofellatio
I made this post so I can get to the right one cause mobile sucks

Give me questions I'm bored af
(Can also do autofelatio so yeah)

Damn it, i've just relapsed doing autofelatio(it's so sick by the way). It was my 20th day and i did nofap for first time. Now i feel bad but motivated. I feel like i've learned a lot of usefull things during my NF. I will use them to beat my "record". Do u have some tricks or advices for begginer not to relapse again? I know it's almost all 'bout my mind(if not everything) but maybe there are some techniques. Have a nice day and do not fap, its not worth it. I know it may sound hackneyed but rly DON'T.
oh I almost forgot, do you thing having journal and write about my feelings caused by NF is good?

If you're curious in my political philosophy and background: My first election in 2004 I voted for Badnarick. '08 I voted for Obama because I loved McCain but the thought of Palin in the white house seriously gave me chills. Obama in 2012 because Romney seems ambitious above all else, wont release his tax returns and signed a pledge not to raise taxes. If I had to choose one reason, it's the last, because of the few powers given to the government from the constiution is to... you know... tax. I consider myself a federalist (go figure, right?) but until we reform elections in this country there's little I can do except vote for the least bad canidate. I'm sorry it isn't your guy but if that hurts your feelings, downvotes to the left.
Anywho, is the front page of /conservative usually graced with memes and reaction gifs or is this just euphoria? No offense, but I was reminded of /atheism when I visited this board - too much gloating and not enough substance. I know first hand how left /politics can be, which is kind of fun because they love posting about Assange and I love arguing with idealists without a brain. But at least /politics has mostly substanitive links instead of autofelatio.
This is a long way of saying: Is the current front page representative of conservative?