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Cerro 110 2010

2024.05.15 19:56 Badguy92 Cerro 110 2010

Cerro 110 2010
Bueno les dejo el proceso de la 110.
Había que hacerle varias cosas más que nada estéticas y algunas de mecánica o luces.
Comenzamos con repararle suspensión delantera, cambio de retenes, revisión de barrales que no estén doblados o rayados y aceite de suspensión nuevo usando Wander Forces 10w.
Ya que tenía desarmado el frente limpie y lubrique cubetas de dirección, limpie caliper, disco y pastillas de freno y purgue usando líquido Elaion DOT 4. Y también se reparo el reenvío de velocímetro ya que se había trabado.
Pasamos a la parte trasera. Se desarmo por completo para cambiar kit de transmisión, y limpiar todo el lubricante de cadena que salía centrifugado mancho amortiguadores y horquillón.
Se cambiaron tacos de maza, tornillos de corona y tuercas. También se lijo el cristalizado de las cintas de freno, se ajustaron los rayos de la rueda. Se limpio bien la rueda y pinte con stretch negro ya que los aros estaban bastante oxidados.
Se cambio mangueras y filtro de nafta y se limpio bien todo el cuadro antes de armar la rueda y las cachas bajo asiento.
Se le puso batería nueva y probé el arranque eléctrico. Cómo no arrancaba en frío se busco la falla en el captor del estrato que estaba bien, se controlo bobina y bujía y la falla se encontraba en el CDI que cuando lo puse en el probador fallaba y dejo de andar (a punto de dejarme a pata).
Pasando a tablero y óptica se le cambió está última porque tenía las trabas quebradas. Se probaron todas las teclas de comandos y se cambiaron las que no funcionaban junto con las fichas correspondientes.
Para finalizar filtro de aire, aceite y una carburada que era necesaria. Y se le pusieron los plásticos que faltaban.
Punto aparte. Plásticos OKINOI y VC son la peor calidad de plásticos que pueden haber en el país. No puedo creer que siendo el formato de moto más vendido los plásticos de estás marcas son tan malos que no coinciden entre si o por ejemplo en el lugar de los espejos. JAMAS, JAMAS compren esas marcas, ahorrense un dolor de cabeza.
Les dejo una fotito de la chancha de fondo
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2024.05.15 18:43 Haunting-Fix-9327 Eliza's Wikipedia Page was Deleted

Eliza Maza's Wikipedia page was recently deleted. Eliza is such a great character and it made sense for her to have her own Wikipedia page. Any thoughts on them deleting it?
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2024.05.15 18:26 jisoosfavtree Thankyou NTA!

Thankyou so much seriously!
Hazaaro baccho ke future mai mut dene ke liye.
Next generation ko berozgaar banane ke liye
Aims and aspirations jaaye bhaad mai, phul on bhrashtachar karo saalo, tumhaare bacho ya unke bache jab ye jhelenge toh maza aayegi.
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2024.05.15 06:03 gopalrai1112 Kisko chodne me maza ayega 💦🤤

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2024.05.15 04:22 NaTrave [Post-Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: River Plate 2 x 0 Libertad

[Encerrado] River Plate 2 x 0 Libertad

Gols River Plate: Borja (40/1T, 38/2T) Gols Libertad: N/D
Escalações:
River Plate (4-4-2) Libertad (4-5-1)
Armani, Sant'Anna, González Pírez, Paulo Díaz, Casco, Villagra (Kranevitter), Aliendro (Nicolás Fonseca), Nacho Fernández (Solari), Echeverri (Barco), Colidio (Mastantuono), Borja Morínigo, Iván Ramírez, Luis Cardozo, Diego Viera, Néstor Giménez, Caballero (Campuzano), Merlini (Aguilar), Sanabria, Iván Franco (Bareiro), Matías Espinoza (Melgarejo), Roque Santa Cruz (Óscar Cardozo)
Suplentes: Suplentes:
Centurión, Andrés Herrera, Boselli, David Martínez, Enzo Díaz, Palavecino, Santiago Simón Ángel González, Iván Piris, Jacquet, Hugo Martínez, Cardozo Lucena, Mendieta, Lezcano
Técnico: Martín Demichelis Técnico: Ariel Galeano
Arbitragem: Piero Maza (Árbitro Principal), Claudio Urrutia (Assistente 1), Miguel Rocha (Assistente 2), Manuel Vergara (Quarto Árbitro)
Estatísticas
River Plate Estatística Libertad
58% Posse de Bola 42%
1.2 Gols Esperados (xG) 0.31
6/17 (35%) Finalizações Certas/Total 1/6 (17%)
7 Finalizações Erradas 4
1 Finalizações na Trave 0
4 Chutes Bloqueados 1
1 Defesas de Goleiro 4
1 Chances Claras 1
489/592 (83%) Passes Certos/Total 304/408 (75%)
6 Escanteios 7
16 Cruzamentos 22
6 Impedimentos 3
11 Tiro Livre 8
25 Arremessos Laterais 14
142 Ataques 112
9 Faltas 12
12 Desarmes 17
6 Tiro de Meta 9
1 Cartões Amarelos 2
0 Cartões Vermelhos 0

Vídeos

N/D
Match Thread: https://www.reddit.com/futebol/comments/1cs6iik/match_thread_taça_conmebol_libertadores_rive
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2024.05.15 01:30 NaTrave [Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: River Plate x Libertad

[Encerrado] River Plate 2 x 0 Libertad

Gols River Plate: Borja (40/1T, 38/2T) Gols Libertad: N/D
Taça Conmebol Libertadores - Fase de grupos Estádio: Monumental de Núñez Data: 14 de Maio de 2024, 21:30 Transmissão: Paramount+ Link para Live Match Thread Post-Match Thread: https://www.reddit.com/futebol/comments/1csa1te/postmatch_thread_taça_conmebol_libertadores_rive
Escalações:
River Plate (4-4-2) Libertad (4-5-1)
Armani, Sant'Anna, González Pírez, Paulo Díaz, Casco, Villagra (Kranevitter), Aliendro (Nicolás Fonseca), Nacho Fernández (Solari), Echeverri (Barco), Colidio (Mastantuono), Borja Morínigo, Iván Ramírez, Luis Cardozo, Diego Viera, Néstor Giménez, Caballero (Campuzano), Merlini (Aguilar), Sanabria, Iván Franco (Bareiro), Matías Espinoza (Melgarejo), Roque Santa Cruz (Óscar Cardozo)
Suplentes: Suplentes:
Centurión, Andrés Herrera, Boselli, David Martínez, Enzo Díaz, Palavecino, Santiago Simón Ángel González, Iván Piris, Jacquet, Hugo Martínez, Cardozo Lucena, Mendieta, Lezcano
Técnico: Martín Demichelis Técnico: Ariel Galeano
Arbitragem: Piero Maza (Árbitro Principal), Claudio Urrutia (Assistente 1), Miguel Rocha (Assistente 2), Manuel Vergara (Quarto Árbitro)

Lances

Começa o Primeiro Tempo! 03/1T PRA FORA! Nacho Fernández finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 08/1T DEFENDEU! Sant'Anna finaliza no alvo, mas a chance é defendida pelo adversário. 14/1T Tira a Zaga! Aliendro aparece pra finalizar, mas a bola bate na defesa. 18/1T Tira a Zaga! Iván Franco aparece pra finalizar, mas a bola bate na defesa. 29/1T PRA FORA! Echeverri finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 31/1T DEFENDEU! Colidio finaliza no alvo, mas a chance é defendida pelo adversário. 32/1T PRA FORA! Aliendro finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 33/1T NA TRAVE! Chute de Paulo Díaz explode na trave! 35/1T PRA FORA! Echeverri finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 40/1TGol do River Plate! Gooool de Borja finalizando dentro da área! 45/1T PRA FORA! Caballero finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 48/1T ⏱️ Termina o Primeiro Tempo!   Começa o Segundo Tempo! 01/2T PRA FORA! Caballero finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 02/2T DEFENDEU! Roque Santa Cruz finaliza no alvo, mas a chance é defendida pelo adversário. 04/2T DEFENDEU! Aliendro finaliza no alvo, mas a chance é defendida pelo adversário. 05/2T PRA FORA! Matías Espinoza finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 10/2T PRA FORA! Nacho Fernández finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 13/2T 🔃 Substituição no Libertad: Sai Matías Espinoza, entra Melgarejo. 14/2T PRA FORA! Sanabria finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 19/2T 🟨 Cartão amarelo para Paulo Díaz. 20/2T PRA FORA! Colidio finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 22/2T 🟨 Cartão amarelo para Caballero. 23/2T Tira a Zaga! Nacho Fernández aparece pra finalizar, mas a bola bate na defesa. 24/2T 🔃 Substituição no River Plate: Sai Echeverri, entra Barco. 24/2T 🔃 Substituição no River Plate: Sai Nacho Fernández, entra Solari. 25/2T 🔃 Substituição no Libertad: Sai Roque Santa Cruz, entra Óscar Cardozo. 25/2T 🔃 Substituição no Libertad: Sai Iván Franco, entra Bareiro. 26/2T Tira a Zaga! Barco aparece pra finalizar, mas a bola bate na defesa. 28/2T DEFENDEU! Solari finaliza no alvo, mas a chance é defendida pelo adversário. 30/2T 🟨 Cartão amarelo para Bareiro. 32/2T PRA FORA! Villagra finaliza, mas não acerta o alvo. 35/2T 🔃 Substituição no River Plate: Sai Aliendro, entra Nicolás Fonseca. 35/2T 🔃 Substituição no Libertad: Sai Merlini, entra Aguilar. 35/2T 🔃 Substituição no Libertad: Sai Caballero, entra Campuzano. 36/2T 🔃 Substituição no River Plate: Sai Colidio, entra Mastantuono. 38/2TGol do River Plate! Gooool de Borja finalizando de fora da área! 40/2T 🔃 Substituição no River Plate: Sai Villagra, entra Kranevitter. 48/2T Tira a Zaga! Barco aparece pra finalizar, mas a bola bate na defesa. 48/2T ⏱️ Termina o Segundo Tempo!   Fim de Jogo!
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2024.05.14 22:51 jacky986 Would Goliath and Alexandra (Trese) make a good couple?

In a previous post I brought up the idea of the Wyvern Clan from Gargoyles ending up in Manila and meeting the Exorcist Alexandra Trese. I haven't gotten too many responses, but I would like to know people's opinion on pairing Goliath with Alexandra. I know that in canon that role is played by Elisa Maza, but in this scenario, Alexandra replaces her as the Gargoyles human confidant.
I also know that Alexandra doesn't have much interest in pursuing romance. But would she and Goliath make a good couple or not?
Trese (Western Animation) - TV Tropes
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2024.05.14 05:35 BullishBloom Songs with classical touch

I love songs with classical touch and looking for good songs to add to my playlist. Following are the ones I love. Please suggest similar songs.
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2024.05.14 05:17 ActiveDistance9402 Got D1 in maths and C in science feels bad

So yesterday saw my 10th result bohot bura laga mere dada ji ka bday tha unhe pata chala ki result aya kyuki mere ek cousin Jo same 10th mai hai usne pehle hi apna result bata diya tha usse 96% aye aur muje 75-85 ke bhecch mai aye offcourse real percentage nhi reveal kar rha kyuki mere dost bhi follow karte Mera acc coming back mere dada ji ka phone ya papa ne phone handover kiya and I was literally shaking bohot bura lag rha phele mene happy birthday wish Kiya fir unhe result bataya aur unhone acha mene toh bola tuje acha hi yega aur mai rone lag gaya unhone pata chala ki mai roo rha tha toh muje samajha rhe thi ki kitne aye isse koi farak nhi padta and all but mai aur baat hi nhi kar paya fir mere bua (woh cousin ke mom ka) phone aya mene ekdam dhere awaz mai result bataya aur fir emotional hogya unhone ne bhi bola acha hai roo mat mere mai aur baat karne ki himaat hi nhi I feel like my parents don't deserve me baki sare dost 90+ la rhe hai aur sabke mumi status wagera laga rhi i feel bad and ashamed ki mene apne parents ko kitna disappoint kardiya mere mumi bohot sad thi but papa bole tikhe hai jo huya so huya ab agee pe dhyan de but kya karu kush samajh nhi a rha hamesha woh result yaad a rha hai raat mai soh nhi pa rha ekdam ese daar sa gaya hu sab dost maza kar rhe aur muje breakdown ho rha hai panick attacks a rhe....... I know I will do better sabko disappoint kardiya tution wali ma'am ko mumi papa ko family ko 🥲
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2024.05.13 16:31 eugene-johnson GX kobe 4 test sample soon -GXMADE

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2024.05.13 15:00 GPTSportsWriter Boston Bruins VS Florida Panthers Recap 2024-05-12 18:40:32-04:00

Boston Bruins VS Florida Panthers Recap 2024-05-12 18:40:32-04:00
Boston Bruins VS Florida Panthers Recap 2024-05-12 18:40:32-04:00

Boston Bruins vs. Florida Panthers: A Recap of Ice Hockey's Theatre of the Absurd

On a night that could only be described as a puck-filled pandemonium, the Boston Bruins and Florida Panthers clashed in a game that was less a display of athletic prowess and more a comedic ballet on ice. The date was May 12, 2024, and fans in attendance were treated to a spectacle that would have made the Bard himself chuckle from the great rink in the sky.

Act I: The Odds of Misfortune

Before the puck even dropped, the bookmakers had spoken, and their prophecy was clear: the Florida Panthers, with odds at a commanding 1.49, were the darlings of the betting world (DraftKings, 2024; FanDuel, 2024). The Boston Bruins, on the other hand, were the underdogs, the scrappy fighters with odds set at a less-than-favorable 2.7 (DraftKings, 2024; FanDuel, 2024). Little did the oddsmakers know, they were setting the stage for an evening of slapstick surprises.

Act II: The Slapstick Spectacle

As the game commenced, it became apparent that the Bruins and Panthers had decided to throw the script out the window. Passes went awry, skates tangled, and the puck seemed to have a mind of its own, bouncing with the unpredictability of a caffeinated squirrel. The players, in their quest for hockey glory, appeared more like actors in a silent film, providing the audience with a series of pratfalls and gags that would make Charlie Chaplin proud.

The Keystone Cops on Skates

The first period was a masterclass in physical comedy. Defensemen tripped over blue lines, forwards mistook the referee's skates for the puck, and goalies—those stoic sentinels of the net—flailed like windmills in a hurricane. It was as if both teams had conspired to redefine the term "power play" to mean "the power to play the fool."

The Jesters of the Jersey

As the game wore on, the players seemed to embrace their roles as jesters in jerseys. One particularly memorable moment involved a Panther attempting a slapshot, only to have his stick shatter upon impact, sending the rubber disk skittering harmlessly to the corner while the splintered shaft helicoptered into the stands. The crowd roared with laughter, and the bewildered player could only offer a sheepish grin.

Act III: The Numbers Narrate Nonsense

In a game where the stats sheet read more like a comedy script, the numbers told a tale of two teams who seemed to forget the objective of hockey. Shots on goal were more miss than hit, and the penalty minutes stacked up as if the players were competing for a record in the most creative ways to earn a trip to the sin bin.

The Statistician's Lament

For the number-crunchers and stat aficionados, this game was a nightmare wrapped in a riddle. Attempting to analyze the performance metrics was akin to deciphering the meaning of a Dadaist poem. Yet, amidst the chaos, there were glimmers of actual hockey being played—brief, fleeting moments where muscle memory overcame the madness, and the puck found its way to the back of the net.

Act IV: The Final Curtain

As the final buzzer sounded, the score was almost an afterthought. The real victory was in the entertainment provided, the laughs shared, and the collective realization that sometimes, sports can be a delightful diversion from the seriousness of life.
The Panthers may have been the victors on paper, but the true winners were those who witnessed this absurd ballet of sticks and skates. It was a game that would be talked about for years to come, not for the skill displayed, but for the sheer joyous lunacy of it all.

Epilogue: The Moral of the Story

In the grand scheme of things, this game between the Bruins and Panthers will be remembered not for its impact on the standings or the record books, but for its contribution to the rich tapestry of hockey hilarity. It was a reminder that even in the competitive cauldron of professional sports, there is room for laughter, for the unexpected, and for the sheer, unadulterated fun of the game.
So let us raise our sticks to the Bruins and Panthers, not for their prowess on the ice, but for their unwitting performance in the theatre of the absurd. May the memories of this game endure, a testament to the unpredictable joy of hockey and the enduring power of a good chuckle.

References

  • DraftKings. (2024). NHL Odds.
  • FanDuel. (2024). NHL Odds.
(Note: As an AI, I do not have access to live databases or actual historical data from the future. The above recap is a fictional and humorous interpretation of a hypothetical game based on the provided odds and information, crafted to meet the request for a witty and sarcastic sports report.)
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2024.05.13 14:31 carzspaindia Dost ki khushi mein balle balle karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai!

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2024.05.13 12:52 wantabenzo Nani k ghr maza aaya

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2024.05.13 12:51 wantabenzo Nani k ghr maza aaya

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2024.05.13 12:47 wantabenzo Nani k ghr maza aaya

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2024.05.13 12:46 wantabenzo Nani k ghr maza aaya

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2024.05.13 11:51 ghamandii ayjr advance announced

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2024.05.13 09:30 williatresse0 AoS - Sequitors - Multipart Kit Reupload

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2024.05.13 08:53 After-Jury-2674 Baat toh sahi hai popu ki. Jhagda dekh me maza toh aata hai

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2024.05.13 06:23 throwaway0x05 There was a time....

There was a time....
https://preview.redd.it/suafvbgbe40d1.png?width=793&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f669c56e51eed792eeb76fe212e660c29b290d0
There was a time when albums used to look like this. When female music had importance, when there used to be meaningful female solo songs.
Look at the state of female music today smh. What are the audiences doing? Why aren't they responding to good female music but consuming mediocre content by the male artist?
What a sorry state of affairs.
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2024.05.12 22:18 Upset-Tea469 Attended SM show for the first time.

Attended SM show for the first time.
Par bhai itni bheed aati and everyone just hyped up for Luka chippi Or apna final song bhi ab SM ne luka chippi hi perform kara 😭, Kaash pehle kisi gig pe chala jata 2021 - 22 me😭 But still maza aaya kaafi
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2024.05.12 20:01 mainhuabhinav Cheater 🤡 ka nuksaan karadiya

mere april attempt me ek bnda mere side me aaya , wo sbse last me enter kiya jab sirf 5 min ka counter aata h
my shift was 9s1 , he asked me ki kitna aata h and jan percentile wgera , and i know ki sab kuch wrong ans krna hai , and when i started the paper he was constantly cheating and saying bhai thoda batade thoda karade baar baar ,becz laude centre ne sirf 1 sheet (single sheet of a4) di thi rough ke liye bc har 20 min ke baad rough sheet mang rha tha me , to usko lga mereko aata h paper,
after that and i know invigil. wgera ko batunga to bs time waste hoga and i just ignored him and mene apna computer shift kr liya right side since he was on my left side , but screen was still visible to him
when 85 mins remaining i started maths , ek maths ka trigno ka sawal maine 5 min lgakar solve kiya , something cos3 alpha type ka and he fking cheating infront , i was very angry that time, ki bc pehle hi maths weak h itni muskkil se hua qs aur isne 2 sec me copy krke meere jitne marks le liye , bina kuch mehnat kiye ,mera man kr rha tha uska ek zor se punch mardu , maine kuch nhi kiya kyuki time na waste ho
THEN mujhe smjh aaya TAB mene dimag lgaya like jab bhi mere swal ho jata tha wo meri screen pe dekhta tha and jo mai apnu screen pe mark karu wo mark krne apni screen pe chale jata tha ,
then mene bs qs solve krke ans pta lgkr glt option mark krdiya , aur wo bsdkwala wo glat ans mark krna chale jata tabhi me apna ans shi mark krleta , usi qs ko firse select krke .ase uske 0 number se -1 de diye sara paper uska
when paper khtm huya , i said bhai kitne copy kiye , he laughed and said only 37(i did 52) and he was hella
, then i revealed the truth . AND HE WAS SHOCKED , and then he said bhai kya kardiya and tbhi me centre se bahr aagya and bhot sukoon mila
GUYS YE MERI INVENTION H CHEATERS KO MAZA CHAKHANE KI, TUM BHI TRY KRNA
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