Seuss rhyming worksheet

Dr. Seuss only sounds better in Klingon because guttural grunting always rhymes

2024.05.13 06:18 AmbassadorWorf Dr. Seuss only sounds better in Klingon because guttural grunting always rhymes

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2024.05.13 06:14 OneChrononOfPlancks Dr. Seuss only sounds better in Klingon because guttural grunting always rhymes

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2024.05.11 09:35 KitsuneKid99 After Luke's Season 5 retrospective, I decided to make a ranking of my own.

All of these are my opinions. I don't expect anyone to agree with me, especially on a season as divisive as this.
Episode Ranking (From Favorite to Least Favorite, start at the bottom):

Sing a Song of Patrick - 10/10: ♪TWINKLE TWINKLE PATRICK STAR; I MADE MYSELF A SANDWICH; MY MOMMY NAMED IT FRED; IT TASTES LIKE BEANS AND BACON... THIS SONG IS OVER EXCEPT FOR THIS LINE: YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BROCCOLI!!♪ Ok, this may be my favorite, but Spy Buddies is a very close second for me. The song is unironically better than most modern songs in my opinion. The reason this is my favorite is because of its moral of there being people who like your work and others who don't. Not to mention the visual gags and reaction humor here give Something Smells a run for its money. It honestly deserves its divisive reputation in an already very divisive season.
Spy Buddies - 10/10: If you thought this season couldn't be a good one after a botched start with Waiting and Fungus Among Us, this one literally blows everything out of the water. The spy stuff is so awesome here too. What would you do if you could fire a laser out of your butt? Add in comedy on the level seen in Seasons 2 and 3, and you have what is one of the best episodes of not just Season 5, but of the entire series.
Krabs à la Mode - 10/10: This episode is simply fantastic. Coming from a place where it doesn't even snow, I love these types of stories. I probably shouldn't because for those who deal with snow know how much of a pain in neck it is. The creativity, humor and visuals make this episode such a COOL experience. Fun Fact: This episode taught little kid me that there are numbers below zero.
Roller Cowards - 10/10: For those who are terrified of going on roller coasters, this'll definitely encourage you to face that fear. The storyboard directors did their research by taking a trip to Disneyland and putting in elements from that to make Glove World feel more like an authentic theme park. Similar to the trilogy in Season 4, it explores how close Sponge and Pat's friendship is, and there's strong comedy.
Blackened Sponge - 10/10: You know those "If you laugh, you lose" videos on YouTube? Try doing that with this episode. I bet dollars to donuts you'll lose. Seriously, the ways SpongeBob makes up how he got his black eye are so hysterical. I could say more, but it's better if you see for yourself.
SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget - 10/10: Here we have a story about man versus machine. It isn't much, but now the theme is very routine. Ok, you know what? I'll stop with the rhyming before you think it's Dr. Seuss who's writing. All that aside, jokes, a great story and a relevant theme for these days make this the best short of the season.
The Battle of Bikini Bottom - 10/10: This is probably the best use of gross-out in this season, and more time is dedicated to the Sponge vs Pat fight than in Snowball Effect. If you were entertained by this, you'll be blown away by a certain episode in Season 6 with a similar premise to this...
The Inmates of Summer - 10/10: Everyone remembers this one because of the warden character. R. Lee Ermey of Full Metal Jacket fame gives a spectacular performance. Still, the episode isn't without its moments. For those who hated the songs in Atlantis SquarePantis, the "Together" song is a breath of fresh air for you.
The Two Faces of Squidward - 9/10: OMG HANDSOME SQUIDWARD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Ok, that aside, the rest of the episode is great, and what Breath of Fresh Squidward should have been more like. I don't have much else to say other than I love this episode.
20,000 Patties Under the Sea - 9/10: The three main formulas of each episode merged into one episode. Strange how we have rarely ever seen submarines as a way of travel in this show. Also, I can't talk about this one without bringing up the scene where Plankton roasts an entire family on an open fire.
Friend or Foe - 9/10: Y'all are probably getting sick of this, but more lore! One of the reasons why it's a 9 instead of a 10 is because I like ten more episodes more than this and it's not without its faults, such as Krabs and Plankton becoming enemies out of nowhere, but it's still a fan favorite that I can't give it a lower rating without being cancelled. Also, first time in the show we see Karen in mobile form.
New Digs - 9/10: Man, this is so relatable. Have you ever wanted to more into your school so you wouldn't be late for your classes? I have, and thankfully that never happened, as it inconveniences those who work there.
Mermaid Man vs SpongeBob - 9/10: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are here, and it was only a matter of time before Plankton teamed up with them. Another funny one with the first appearance of Mobile Karen... with arms.
The Krusty Plate - 9/10: SpongeBob vs A Spot that won't come off of a plate. It's simple, yet so funny because of how it escalates.
The Donut of Shame - 9/10: Patrick having a guilty conscience? This is pretty much the inverse of the Pink Purloiner from the previous season, and just like it, it has great jokes that all land.
Pest of the West - 8/10: YEEHAW, more SquarePants family lore! Ok, this western is clichéd to hell and back, but it has its charms and humor.
The Krusty Sponge - 8/10: Aaron Springer, welcome back! Anyway, this is probably the most meta and self-aware the main show has been, and seems like a precursor to those " portrayed by SpongeBob" videos on YouTube.
Slimy Dancing - 8/10: SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward in a dancing competition. Not much to say here, it funny and engaging. First of two times they show an epilogue, for those who care.
Money Talks - 8/10: Mr. Krabs befriends the concept of capitalism and they want to be spent. Good episode all around, and the Flying Dutchman appearing is always welcome.
Goo Goo Gas - 8/10: This episode is so stupid and written out-of-order, but it's hilarious, so who cares?
The Original Fry Cook - 7/10: More Krusty Krab lore? This one's good, and gives out more life lessons. I like how Squidward had a wig in the flashback. Kinda makes sense now why he didn't laugh at SpongeBob's wig back in Wigstruck.
Bucket Sweet Bucket - 7/10: Hey, Plankton's renovating the Chum Bucket, except no, he's using this to distract the Sponge, Starfish and Octopus while he tries to steal the formula. But there are some funny bits here and there that keep me from losing interest.
Boat Smarts - 7/10: This episode is actually good once you kick the "SqUiDwArD tOrTuRe PoRn" argument into a bottomless pit. I actually see this as a fact that the safest drivers aren't safe, especially from reckless drivers.
Picture Day - 7/10: The only time we see Mrs. Puff's Boating School in the entire season. The whole episode is fine, funny and based on Dani Michaeli's daughter's bad picture day in preschool.
Rise and Shine - 7/10: Ever wanted to know what Patrick's mornings are like? Well, this is it. Pretty funny, too.
To Save a Squirrel - 7/10: Don't let the title fool you, this one's actually about Sponge and Pat trying to eat each other... at least it's entertaining.
Banned in Bikini Bottom - 6/10: More Krusty Krab episodes... *yawn* I like how this is a parody of Prohibition and there are a couple of jokes, but otherwise, it's decent.
Night Light - 6/10: I used to like this one... when I was younger. This isn't bad at all. The last couple of minutes are rather messy, (what is Luke Skywalker of all people doing here?) but it's fine.
Atlantis SquarePantis - 6/10: GODDAMMIT, WASTED POTENTIAL! But seriously, this episode does have a bad reputation among the cartoon community and I can see why, but if it was made as a TV Movie instead of an 11-minute episode without the Nickelodeon executives butting in, most of the problems wouldn't be there. All that said, the story is lackluster, but the visuals are eyecandy, no one acts out of character, some decent comedy is sprinkled in here and there and those, combined with the Patchy segments, make up for the flaws. This simply needed more time in the oven.
Le Big Switch - 6/10: I do like the exchange concept and this is the only time we hear Pearl in this season. I would say see, but she only appears in a phone call. I can't remember anything else.
Stanley S. SquarePants - 6/10: More SquarePants family lore? Cool. Oh, wait he screws up everything. At least there are some jokes. I like how Squidward hightailed out of the episode the instant he saw Stanley. "THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!"
SpongeHenge - 6/10: I am very mixed on this one. I do like the concept, but it could've been funnier.
BlackJack - 6/10: I like seeing more of SpongeBob's family, but why is BlackJack so tiny at the end? Did he get size reduction surgery so he could fit in the prison cells easier?
A Flea in her Dome - 5/10: The only major Sandy episode in the season. Whatever. Some chuckle-worthy bits here and there. A flea giving birth... Uh... I didn't need to see that.
Good Ol' Whatshisname - 5/10: What's it to ya? I don't remember anything from this one.
Breath of Fresh Squidward - 4/10: This isn't how to do a role-reversal story. At least SpongeBob tries to apologize after he makes Squidward leave, and I find Patrick and SpongeBob becoming Squidward at the end stupid but funny. Pat Hearts Squid is a better version of this.
Pat no Pay - 4/10: Patrick screws up tasks after he can't pay for his meal. At least it's short.
Waiting - 4/10: Okay, boring episodes like these aren't that bad because there's less bad material to talk about. SpongeBob = Selfish Asshat, but at least there's a couple of funny bits here and at least Squidward helps him in the end.
To Love a Patty - 3/10: In my opinion, this is the first episode that feels... wrong. And more unpleasant gross-out... and SpongeBob killing clams (I highly doubt one of them was Junior, but I digress). At least there are jokes here and I have an embarrassing secret about this episode I do not wish to share. LMAO
Fungus Among Us - 2/10 (Almost a 3/10): The only thing funny about this episode is its title; Just remove Fungus. Joking aside, while this episode is gross, my main gripe with the episode is that there are barely any jokes, but at least the story barely functions. If I'm being honest, Kwarantined Krab from Season 12 did this concept way better. It doesn't help that this episode led to people assuming that the entire post-movie era is all gross-out.
What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? - 1/10 (Almost a 2/10): The title kinda sums up the episode, huh? The only parts I like are the battle with the Bubble Poppin' Boys (They deserved more screentime), Patrick casually lifting an entire road in one scene and Squidward throwing away his brain at the end. Those aside, the episode's story is so messy. It's too mean-spirited (Squidward and Mr. Krabs aren't as affected by this as much as Patrick and Sandy though) with no emotional buildup which makes the conflict feel unnatural. Also, SpongeBob getting amnesia makes the story fall apart if you think about it, because if he can't remember anything, specifically his friends lashing out at him which was his motive for running away in the first place, and it doesn't change his personality either, so what was the point? At least Sandy, Patrick and Mr. Krabs realize the error of their ways even if it took them reading SpongeBob's note to do so and it isn't the worst thing in the world.

Season Overall - 7/10: This used to be my favorite season as a little kid... But not anymore. The quality feels so turbulent. This season actually feels very different from Season 4, when a lot of people clump that and this season together. It feels more like a transition from the first four seasons to the so-called "dark era" of Seasons 6-9A. That makes more sense because a lot of the problems that plague those seasons started here after a couple of them were mostly laying dormant since Season 2. I still like the season in spite of all its flaws.
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2024.05.10 14:28 AcademicSavings634 A band where the lead singer rhymes every lyric like Dr Seuss

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2024.05.09 06:10 jordweet My longest and most ocd level perfect rhymes and syllables

With balanced rhymes and rhythms clear
with fleshed out thoughts belief sincere
A lesson taught by equal peer
Not preaching from some higher tier
Wont backseat drive, I trust, you steer
Wont slander diss insult or smear
Won't criticize insult or sneer
Cant help repeat till all can hear
I cherish sharing thoughts held dear
If I prevent a single tear
Ill shout success and jump and cheer
so into my dark mind lets peer
lets leave the past behind the rear
I'm grateful for your patient ear
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homo-genius rhyming scheme.
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sticking to my common theme.
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not as hard as it may seem.
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Coming from the source supreme..
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all are on the human team.
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life surreal seems like a dream.
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hard to find who doesnt scheme.
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Rare eyes twinkle wink and gleam.
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. Stacking stanzas, special style.
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Symmetry like perfect tile.
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Sacred order, single file.
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No one cares im not on trial
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Realization took a while.
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Signs all scattered in a pile.
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dawned on me and made me smile.
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All my past could reconcile.
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Dr Seuss inside my brain.
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repetition boring, plain.
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Words on tracks, a verbal train.
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rhythmic thoughts, a spoken chain..
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enough to drive a man insane.
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Mirages wrapped in cellophane.
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Illusions that confuse and drain. .
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lines that self describe and nod
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poets POV, how odd
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Love yourself, we all are flawed.
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souls connected, lightning rod..
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Getting through i poke and prod.
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conversation turned to God
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Way to wisdom long and broad.
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Stay suspicious spot the fraud.
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try to write to call you out.
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Scared of truth you hide from doubt
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What you're scared to talk about..
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purpose isn't worthless clout..
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uninitiated shout.
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And cry and moan complain and pout.
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A dehydrated soul in drought.
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They drive an unenlightened route.
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Let's try to fill that hole you feel.
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We all crave beauty, something real.
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A hungry soul seeks healthy meal.
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A wounded spirit scared to heal..
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You need a peace no thief can steal.
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A calm with no Achilles heel.
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A love of life you can't conceal.
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Suspense before the big reveal.
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The cynic guards his wounded heart,
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forgets his lines
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won't play his part,
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so stubborn, can't be taught, don't start.
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It's better to be kind than smart..
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The bullseye hit,
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the perfect dart.
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The doctor checks his patients chart,
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then fills his online shopping cart.
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These random words make works of art.
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Invest in what will never end.
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A given gift you couldn't lend.
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A kind of peace you can't pretend
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.A timeless grace always on trend..
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A currency that's yours to spend.
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A rigid calm that doesn't bend,
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that doesn't leave,
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a faithful friend.
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Eventually we all ascend.
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Rethink your preconceptions please.
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It comes in waves, in small degrees.
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Unlock your doors, no need for keys.
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I paid your debt, don't fear your fees..
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Don't trust my word, might be a tease.
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A heart once warm heartbreak will freeze.
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It's difficult it's not a breeze.
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He's let down by the hate he sees.
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You read this far, it's time to go.
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It's better felt, I couldn't show.
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Just take it easy, nice and slow.
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No deadline, take your time to grow..
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The amateur that taught the pro.
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The long dead light bulb he made glow.
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No critic enemy or foe.
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His half full cup will overflow.
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Surprisingly nobody's sure.
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We're all fucked up, No-one is pure.
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self love says you deserve the cure.
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There's not much left you could endure..
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Let go of how and where you were.
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Spit out the bait don't chase the lure.
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Cheap thrills aren't worth the shit they stir.
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These days God's name is a slur.
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2024.05.09 06:10 jordweet Syllables and rhymes

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2024.05.09 06:09 jordweet First post here

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2024.05.09 01:53 akaispirit What is the answer to this six year old's rhyming homework?

My friend posted her daughter's homework in the chat. It's a list of ten words and you have to draw lines between the rhyming words. We're all a bit stumped by 'spoon' though. Worksheet
edit: friend emailed teacher about it and was told "just answer it as best you can, I didn't know people would find it confusing."

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2024.05.08 13:36 alowester I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress!!

dr. seuss rhyme scheme goes incredibly hard

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2024.05.06 01:32 tonyyums The Cat in the Hat and Other Dr. Seuss Favorites by Dr Seuss Free Audiobook and Review

"The Cat in the Hat and Other Dr. Seuss Favorites" is a compilation of beloved children's stories written and drawn by the renowned author Dr. Seuss. The book covers some of Seuss's most recognizable characters and humorous tales, including "The Cat in the Hat," "Green Eggs and Ham," "Hop on Pop," "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish," and "Fox in Socks."
Each story in the anthology is distinguished by Seuss's unique rhyming rhyme, humorous vocabulary, and innovative artwork. Through bright characters and imaginative locations, Seuss takes readers on fascinating and educational journeys that celebrate the delights of reading, imagination, and creativity.
"The Cat in the Hat" chronicles the amusing adventures of a cat who brings mayhem to the home of two youngsters on a rainy day, while "Green Eggs and Ham" tells the narrative of Sam-I-Am's persistent efforts to get a buddy to eat a new and unique food. "Hop on Pop" offers humorous wordplay and simple rhymes, while "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" introduces readers to a colorful array of characters and ridiculous settings. "Fox in Socks" challenges readers with tongue-twisting rhymes and fun word games.
Overall, "The Cat in the Hat and Other Dr. Seuss Favorites" is a charming anthology that demonstrates Dr. Seuss's gift for amusing and engaging storytelling. With its unique characters, quirky artwork, and timeless morals, the book continues to engage and inspire readers of all ages. Whether enjoyed as bedtime stories, school read-alouds, or solo reading experiences, these timeless tales are sure to bring joy and laughter to generations of readers.
Free Audiobook with a free trial of Audible

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2024.05.01 07:36 eddielimonov Card of the Day - Madness of the Bard

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2024.04.29 02:34 Mechagoji75 The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T - the Dr. Seuss script (1951)

(https://archive.org/details/the-5-000-fingers-of-dr.-t-seuss)
Attached is a revised second draft by Seuss. Enjoy...
Synopsis: Young Bart Collins, lulled to sleep by the monotony of his piano lessons, dreams of a castle ruled by his piano teacher, the eccentric Dr. Teriwilliker. Dr. T is determined to prove that his "Happy Fingers Method" of teaching piano is the best method in the world. Having banished all other musical instruments to the dungeon, Dr. T lures 500 reluctant little boys to perform in a colossal concert on the grandest grand piano ever built. In his effort to escape, Bart comes in contact with some of the strangest characters imaginable - Siamese twins on roller skates, a human drum and the most memorable villain since the "Grinch". Filled with surreal landscapes and tongue-twisting rhymes, for which Dr. Seuss is famous, this is a movie children and their parents will love to watch again and again. THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T is fantasy entertainment at its best.

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2024.04.19 04:02 heyjoyhouse #1Love

In a world of wonder, where colors collide, I speak with a rhyme, like Dr. Seuss, with pride. I don't care about race, not one little bit, Or the gender you go by, not even a whit.
I love everyone, with a heart full and true, No matter the race, I'll accept and value you. Whether you're tall or short, or black or white, In my eyes, you're a star shining so bright.
No matter the gender, you choose to embrace, Be it male, female, or any other space, I'll stand by your side, with love in my heart, For acceptance and understanding, that's my art.
And as for love, the grandest of emotions, It knows no bounds, no restrictions, no notions. Whether it's man and man, or woman and woman, Love is love, and it's a beautiful human phenomenon.
So let's celebrate diversity, far and wide, With open arms, and love as our guide. For in this world, we're all part of a whole, And together, we'll create a harmonious soul.
In the spirit of Dr. Seuss, let's spread the call, To love one another, and embrace one and all. For in the end, it's love that will prevail, And together, we'll create a world beyond the pale.
✍️Yours Truly, Forever and Always, Joy Anne House
I've always loved Dr. Seuss. I grew up reading and absorbing his books. I thought a poem inspired by the way he writes would be a great way to show you all the way I think.

1Love

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2024.04.16 06:07 Fit_Landscape8747 Not feeling confident in my lesson

Hi everyone. I’m student teaching in a seventh grade geography classroom this coming fall. However I taught my second lesson ever last week (we go once a week to our classroom this semester). My lesson was on the Cold War. We did a worksheet about the arms/space race and then read “the butter battle book” by Dr. Seuss and did a worksheet talking about the similarities between the book and the war. I feel as though my lesson was just lacking and like I couldn’t further expand on my answers. I’m overall just feeling very bummed about this lesson. Do you guys have any advice for when you feel like this? Appreciate it!

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2024.04.14 22:11 DKN117 [Misc] Need Great Big List of Clips Formerly Offered by Now-Terminated GameGrumpsHighlights YT Channel

With the Game Grumps Highlights channel terminated, there are lots of GG clips that I would frequently watch for the hell of it that I can no longer see. I am asking you all to provide me a link to an alternate way(s) to watch each and every one of the clips/scenes I am about to list, taken from looking through my browser history (along with, in parentheses, bits of them I remember):

Arin Sums Up Humanity's Problems ("You're not me, whoa!")
Square Shaped Clewd ("Change into a square, clewwwwd!")
Sugar Daddy Cummies ("That's my favorite snack!")
Arin Kills the Lakitu Cameraman
Danny's Creepy Clown Fantasy ("I'm gonna cum on yer tits!")
Berenstain Bears TAKE THE SHOT
Ohhh I Fell in the Toilet
Consume Prilosec! Larry the Cable Guy
The Zognoids ("THAT SHOW WAS ENJOYABLE TO MY HUMAN FACE!")
Laughing Fit Dora the Explorer ("Get the rice outta your ears, and go left!")
Man Door Hand Hook Car Door
Balogna/Baloney Man
Don't Even Get Me Started
Arin's Inappropriate Dr. Seuss Rhyme
Very Allergic to Cheese ("I'm a squid, if ya haven't noticed!")
Dan's Epic "NO!"
Arin's Worm Sound Makes Dan Laugh S... ("the silver challenge awaits you, Arin")
The Original Dane Cook Impression ("Pink, like the color of the sky when the sunset is going downnn!")
YMCA ("DEY STICK DE HAND IN DE ANOOS!!")
Laughing Fit: You're a FREAK!
I Fired and Then I Missed... I Had Anothe... ("Would you care for a popsicle?")
The Chickenpocalypse (Arin introduces Dan to the Cucco Revenge Squad)
Diddle Kid ("Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid is cheap as hell!")
Arin Hanson on Horse Track People
Dennis the Menace Rap ("My name is Mr. Wilson, and I'm here to say...")
Bienvenue Power Bottoms!
Roople Pooples...
Arin's Bane Voice ("If I had two dicks...")
Dan Wheel of Fortune Lose a Turn, Arin...
Hey Dan, What's a Henway?
Laughter Moment: Palpatine... DO IT!
Matt Watson's Funni Scream
Scatman Falling Down the Stairs
The Sonic Shuffle Face Glitch ("Lookat fuckin' Amy, dude!")
The Carbuncle Ate Itself
Old 45s ("PuUuUt a record on...")
Get the Coins
Every single individual clip from their "Sudden Laughter", "Uncontrollable Laughter", and "When Games Are Funny On Their Own" compilations

These are all clips/vids I semi-frequently watched for the LOLs, and I really, really, really want to be able to see them all again, so if you folks could please provide links to other vids with all of them...

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2024.04.10 17:46 Scrambled_Creature Well, he had beady eyes and teardrop tattoos, and two sizes too big red Reebok shoes...oh, ummm

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2024.04.07 14:36 Enzo_alarcon Sus

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2024.04.02 04:47 FranNBullets I'm sorry what now?

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2024.03.17 20:44 Gunnerbob101st Why are Legendary upgrades different colours?

Some are green and some are blue. Why? I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere (bonus points if you make it rhyme like Dr. Seuss) but seriously, why the different colours?

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2024.03.16 18:29 Ghost_of_Kurt_Cobain Something borrowed something new

--- This is an exploratory concept ---
( using movie quotes as a theme, last word of each stanza rhyming, with last word of each quote being the scheme. The storyline crescendo towards the end is pure Freeform fun, using the same movie quote premise I really hope you guys enjoy this. I could use any kind of feedback you have on it. Cheers, )
"Something Borrowed Something New"
Sometimes late at night,
when I'm all alone, staring into the iridescent glow of my cell phone
I find,
" My mind is a glow with transient thought careening through a cosmic vapor "
-- blazing saddles
So, I start composing a poem,
in notes on my phone,
I'm too lazy to look for a pen and paper.
" life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get"
-- Forrest Gump
This is why, never write an entire poem at one time,
I make notes of key phrases and verses of rhyme,
if I don't, i'll forget them and be upset.
" talk to me goose " -- top gun
Ok,
listen close to what I say,
try to think in timeless terms,
Something iconic,
with a hint of comedy,
but nothing regular,
It would have to be ironic.
try to create something fresh,
something new something..brilliant yet unassuming,
filled with genius,
but not the kind that's looming..
the kind thats lurking,
leaving the reader, hurting, burning, yearning, desperate for more..
unable to let loose.
"Surely you can't be serious. I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." -- Air Plane
I've always said my inspiration, or whatever you wanna call it..
comes to me from the ether,
beyond the time fog somewhere between Dr. Seuss and Jackson Pollock.
Although..
I do really like me some Rod Serling and Edgar Allan Poe.
Lest I forget,
Tennyson, Dickinson, and Frost.
My bad, my train of thought got lost.
Now, where were we?
Oh, yes, we were brainstorming, to create something witty, an instant classic, playfully surly.
Away we go,
" here's Jonny "
..the door was unlocked.
" frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn ".
Im not shocked..
your crazy as a loon,
you made out with an ugly old naked girl in the bath tub in 237
an trader your soul to the devil for some booze in the gold room.
" I see dead people "
Yea..no shit,
That was that bald headed waiter Grady,
an the creepy old skank in the bathtub.
You're seriously fucked up in the head Bub.
" you talkin' to me "
Yes, but I'm not sure who you are though..
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Really..
What gave it away?
Was it the clairvoyant / telepathic hotel keeper who was kicking off all the creeper vibes when we first arrived?
Or maybe its your kid with a haunted finger.
Here's a thought,
instead of running outside, where it's freezing cold, and you're sure to die..
why don't you and the kid find somewhere else in this gigantic fucking hotel to go and hide?
Lay low an stay out of sight.
" Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night"
With this in mind,
perhaps you should hold tight to that butcher knife, and be ready to fight !
" You ever dance with the devil in the pale Moonlight".
Not yet,
but before it's over with, you're gonna get your chance,
that wacko with the axe has you in his sight,
get it together Wendy or he's gonna cut you an the kid into so many pieces there'll be nothing left at all..
A couple of frozen corpses until spring thaw. Not a single mourner..
Remember,
" nobody puts a baby in a corner "
Fin.
I. W. Cain 1-10-2024
https://www.reddit.com/OCPoetry/s/UhtvwkMcqM
https://www.reddit.com/OCPoetry/s/OeDDkfvc99

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2024.03.09 04:26 KennnDrake YEEZY FLOW ON EM

Aight, raplyrics, you're like a Kanye Pest-icide
Your bars are suicide, I'm the Kanye Best-icide
You're just a Kanye Mess-inside, no Kanye Zest-inside
I'm the Kanye Crest-inside, brush y'all aside, I'm set to ride
You're like a Kanye Jest-er, court jester, just a tester
I'm the Kanye Investor, rap harvester, you can't best her
Kanye Confessor, professor, V-neck sweater dresser
You're under pressure, lesser, Kanye Suppressors
I'm the Kanye-ac, cardiac, y'all just some zodiac
maniac, tiny raps, you're just being phony acts
I'm the rap Hemingway, Faulkner, Fitzgerald and Steinbeck
You're Dr. Seuss, Mother Goose, your rhymes just some whack payback
From "The College Dropout" to "Graduation"
I bring the "Late Registration", y'all just late to the occasion
I'm "Bound 2" greatness, you're bound to hate this
You're "Runaway" like a stray pup, I'm the rap Cruella de Vil
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips
You roll in a Hyundai, you're the Hundredth Monkey flip
of a typical SoundCloud rapper, wow, how profound
I was lost in the world, now I run laps around
VERSE 2:
Yo, raplyrics, you're like a Kanye Infestation
Your rhymes are a manifestation of your Kanye Desperation
I'm the Kanye Sensation, a rap interpretation
of Picasso, Escobar, innovation across the nation
You're just a Kanye Imitation, a fraud, a fabrication
A lacklustation, no imagination, you're just bassin'
in mediocrity, hypocrisy, atrocity, you're lost at sea
I'm the Yeezy McConaughey, alright alright alright, you see
I am a God, hurry up with my damn croissants
You're like a "Gold Digger", 18 years, 18 years got one good girl, and she's my idea
I'm like Warhol, you're a mall cop, Paul Blart y'all
From "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" to "Yeezus"
I'm a rap genius, Kanye West visas to the Kanye West biz-ness
You're Kanye Listless, a Kanye Distress, I'm Kanye Peerless
Fearless, tearless, I'm the Nietzsche of this rap shit
"808s & Heartbreak", I innovate, y'all just some dummies
Kan-yay or Kan-nay? I'm like Laurence Olivier
in Othello, Iago, I will outsmart and outplay
Your verses like Wingstop, all flats, no drums, no DJ 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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2024.03.08 06:13 AbhishekT1wari Hue Potter

Once upon a time, in a magical world where whimsy and wonder danced hand in hand, there lived a young wizard named Hue Potter. Unlike any other wizard in the realm, Hue had a special knack for blending the colorful magic of spells with the enchanting rhymes of Dr. Seuss.
Hue Potter resided in the quaint village of Rhymetown, where every building and street corner was adorned with rhymes and riddles. Hue lived with his eccentric aunt, Matilda McGonawho, who was renowned for her potions brewed with ingredients sourced from the whimsical forests surrounding their home.
One foggy morning, as Hue Potter was practicing his spellcasting with his trusty wand, a mischievous creature known as the Grumpumpaflump appeared. This peculiar creature had a habit of causing chaos by rearranging words and spells, much to the dismay of the villagers.
Determined to put an end to the Grumpumpaflump's mischief, Hue Potter embarked on a fantastical journey through the Enchanted Forest of Nonsense, guided by his faithful companions, Ron Rhymer and Hermione Hex.
Together, they encountered all manner of whimsical creatures, from talking trees with tongues made of licorice to flying pigs that belted out rhymes in harmony. Along the way, Hue Potter cast spells using Dr. Seuss-inspired incantations, like "Zigzag Zipperoo" and "Whizbang Whoodledee," to overcome obstacles and outsmart the Grumpumpaflump.
After a series of trials and tribulations, Hue Potter and his friends finally cornered the mischievous creature at the heart of the Enchanted Forest. With quick thinking and a dash of Seussian rhyme, Hue Potter concocted a clever plan to trap the Grumpumpaflump in a vortex of nonsensical verse.
As the last rhyme fell into place, the Grumpumpaflump vanished with a pop, leaving behind a trail of confetti and giggles. With peace restored to Rhymetown, Hue Potter and his companions returned home, celebrated as heroes of the realm.
From that day forth, Hue Potter continued to use his unique blend of magic and rhyme to spread joy and wonder throughout the land, proving that sometimes, the most powerful spells are cast with a sprinkle of whimsy and a dash of rhyme.
PART 2

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