Quagmire fuking lois

I'm a man A family guy Fan episode In a Caffe Lois and bonnie are worried for Kevin and Chris. Bonnie: Lois, Kevin hasn't been as manly ever since after he left the war. Lois: Chris is still a baby, he even watches my little pony. Both talk about Peter and Joe not teaching the boys how to be men, because if they remain the same the boys will never find girl to marry with.The Caffe manager overheard their conversation and suggest to them that to send their son to a alpha male boot camp to whip them to shape
In the Drunken Clam Peter talks about going to the boot camping wanting his friends to come along also
Peter: Hey guys, we're going to an awesome camp!! Quagmire: Wait a camp that's actually cool?count me in!!
Cleveland and Joe are a little skeptical.
Cleveland: Wait? Why are you going to camp? We aren't children anymore? Joe:Yeah! Also why do you want to go to this camp, Peter? Peter: Lois said this camp will make us into body builders! Quagmire: Yeah! I bet a bet million dollars if this camp is awesome!
Wanting a million dollars Joe and Cleveland agreed to go to the camp.
The group, Chris,Kevin, Peter,Joe,Cleveland, and Quagmire arrive at the boot camp which is in the middle of the woods. The Manager came with a whip and insults the group.
C.Manager: What are you?Ladies?You will never be a man if not for me!
Chris: Hey hey, that's not nice!
The manager then whips Chris in the face with a whip made out of barbed wire. The rest of the group scared for their lives agreed to go into the camp. The manager takes Joe's wheelchair,melting it and splashes the metal on Joe for being a cripple. Kevin wanted to protest to save his dad but his cut short when the manager stared at him.
In the camp the other campers who signed up are shirtless, having suffered from frostbite and being whipped by the manager. The men are building some kind of structure or something. The manager then kicks Quagmire in the balls for thinking about something.
Quagmire: Ow What's that for! C.manager: No thinking about sex in my camp! Chris:(Thinking) how my God he can read our thoughts. C.manager: I heard that!
Then started whipping Chris
Then the manager then splashed Kevin with liquid nitrogen which freezes and shattered his arms into pieces.
The group were eating the meal but before eating they had to wash their hands with poop and gasoline.
Joe: Wait, is this poop! No way!
One camper then whips Joe multiple times for disobedience. The group are confused at why the other campers are whipping Joe. Kevin, who had been to war, realized that the campers had been brainwashed by the manager to the point where they were the only hollow shells.
The gang then eat their food which is some raw mistary meat. Quagmire realizes the meat tastes familiar.
Quagmire: Yuck! This tastes like the sandwich from I'm my Nigerian vacation that turned out to be gorilla meat. Chris: Wait, there aren't any primates in The US, Except.
The group realized that they were forced to feed the meat of the deceased campers. The manager hears the commotion. The brainwashed campers grab the group and throw them on the muddy dirt. To show that nobody can disobey him, the manager tells the campers to beat Cleveland while the others are forced to watch while being whipped.
Peter: This is a nightmare!!
Cut back to the home where Meg and Stewie are sitting on the couch. Meg asks Stewie to use his time machine, which should because Meg understands him now.
Stewie: You can understand me! Meg: Yeah, I knew it had been since the day you were born. Stewie: Okay, okay, can we see dad now I want to go to the yard making him wet.
Meg and Stewie then went to Lois and Peter's bedroom and only just saw Lois. Meg gets Suspicious.
Meg: Wait a minute, did Dad actually go to that boot camp? Stewie: The fat man went to adult kindergarten along with his friends? How lame. Meg: No Stewie! A boot camp is a place where boys attempt to become manly. Wait, did you say dad's friends went there? Stewie: Yes, why? Mr Quagmire betted a million dollars on it.
Next week in the camp. The group are starving, having eaten nothing but air since last week.
Peter: Guys! I'm so hungry that I want to eat the ground.
Peter then eats the ground and vomits it out.
C.manager: Okay you useless magnets! Go to the showers!
The group then goes to shower but instead of water they are sprayed with liquid nitrogen.
Cleveland: My god, Why is this guy so obsessed with nitrogen? C.manager: shut up the mustache! or else you have to deal with the ostrich. Chris: What's the ostrich? C.manager: Shut up! Tubby! Set him to Shark room! Chris: No! I don't want to be eaten!
The campers take Chris in a room with a Chair in the middle. They tie Chris on the chair and then play baby shark. The terrible music makes Chris cry in tears.
Meanwhile Peter and Cleveland are tasked by the manager of building him. The pair agreed because they don't want to be punished or become dinner.
The manager sends Quagmire to meet the Ostrich. C.manager: Hey! Loser! Drink this tea! Quagmire: AHH thanks. Hey, that's actually good. C.manager: Now go meet the ostrich!
Quagmire sees a hot woman and start flirting with her.
Quagmire: Hi there beautiful. Do you know the hottest place in the solar system…
Before Quagmire could finish, an ostrich attacked him. The ostrich attempts to brutally beat Quagmire until he is unconscious. It turns out that the woman he saw was actually an ostrich and the tea made the female ostrich look like a woman.
In home Home Stewie finds the location of the boot camp and shows it to Meg.
Stewie: Hey, Meg I would like to know where dad's kindergarten is. Meg: Let me see. Wait, I heard about this. This is a concentration camp! Stewie: Are those the places in North Korea where the people are brutally punished for the smallest thing? Meg: Stewie this is serious we have to save dad!
In the camp
Peter and Quagmire are tired to exhaustion by being starved. They collapse, the manager comes and tells them to go back to work. Peter and Cleveland say no, but the manger freezes a camper with liquid nitrogen then whips him which shatters him to pieces, to show them who's boss.
6 months later
Peter has had enough and confronts the manger. The manager has a gun, waring Peter he'll shoot him. But Peter assault the manager taking his gun and shooting his knees.
C.manger: AHH!Come on! Shot me! You Maggot! Peter: No, you don't desire a quick death. Hey, guys the manager is acting weak.
The campers then star whipped the manager, splashing liquid nitrogen at him, the finally splashing him with hot metal which explodes him
Peter and Cleveland then run to save Joe, Quagmire, Kevin, Chris. They found out that Kevin and Joe were being tortured for being dispelled, Quagmire is a comma by a ostrich, and Chris driven mad by baby shark.
They leave the camp with Meg Chris being the get away driver.
Meg: Dad get in! Peter: Thank god You here to save us.
They drove to the hospital to give Quagmire,Joe, and Kevin imidiet help. Peter and Cleveland then confront Lois and Bonniee of sending them to concentration camp
Peter: Lois, Why the F*CK did you send us to a Hell hole! Lois: Wait!You went the camp! Where's Chris!? Peter: Chris is in the hospital for listening to baby shark for 6 Whole months! Bonnie: Oh my god! Where's Kevin!? Cleveland: He and Joe and Quagmire were tortured by that camp! Peter:(crying in anger) Why did send us to that camp, Lois, why? Lois: We thought the camp would make Chris and Kevin into Handsome men! Peter: What! You wanted Chris to get tortured in a camp? Now you have a Man! Who is driven mad by You! Cleveland: Why didn't you tell Peter that Only Chris and Kevin supposed go theirs. Peter's an idiot.
The group leaves and tells the authorities about the camp. The campers are saved and they went home to their families.
Bonnie is near Joe and Kevin sobbing for harming them by a camp.
Bonnie:(crying) Joe, I'm sorry! I didn't meant for you to go to concentration camp. Joe:(struggling to talk) Bonnie, It's isn't your fault. The Caffe and camp managers were the same guy.
Joe then again fall back to the comma with bonnie releasing that the manger tricked them to sent the group to the camp
The end

Percocet Guy.
(Peter is sitting on the living room couch and engaged with his laptop, Lois walks in)
Lois: Peetah, what are you doing? You've been in here for hours.
Peter: It's class of '09, Lois.
Lois: Class of what?
Peter: Class of '09, it's this game where I live out the high school years I've never had.
(Nicole's voice is heard from the computer): "Fuck, a pedophile took my percocet from me again. Emily, can I borrow some addys?"
Peter: See Lois? It's good old fun.
Lois: Peetah this game isn't good. It could harm our children.
(Nicole's voice is heard from the computer): "Fuck off and finish last virgin."
Peter: Yeah Lois, fuck off and finish last virgin!
Lois: (walks away grumbling under her breath)
NEW SCENE: (Lois is doing dishes, Peter walks into the kitchen)
Peter (angry): Lois, where's my percocet?
Lois: Your what Peetah?
Peter: My percocet, Lois. I need it to reach my zen, because zen is a good ass fucking feeling.
Lois: Peetah is this because of that stupid game? Class of.... nineteen or something?
Peter: Class of '09. Lois, you're not smart enough to understand the depths of sexed up abusive lesbians.
(Meg walks in)
Meg: Can I have some cereal Mom?
Peter: Ugh, Meg, you're such a Jeffery? Why do you talk like a cartoon?
Meg: I... what?
(Peter throws Meg into the wall and she hits it and falls over.)
Peter (yelling): Get that anime shit out of our house you Jeffery!
(The camera pans to Stewie)
Stewie: This is worse than the time the fat man did oxy at Red Lobster with Dan Schneider.
(Cutaway: Dan Schneider and Peter are sitting at a table with pill bottles strewn about.)
Dan Schneider: So when is it time for the feet?
Peter: This is the eleventh time you asked that. Jesus Christ, can't you go back to writing Drake and Josh?
NEW SCENE: (Peter arrives at the drunken clam to meet his 3 friends who are already there, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire)
Joe: Hey BeTeR, nice to see ya.
Peter (yelling): Ew uncircumcised, that's disgusting get it away!
Quagmire: Peter what the hell?! You're making a scene!
Peter: It's Class of 09, Quagmire. It's my new favorite thing.
Quagmire: Well it's weird. You just don't walk into a bar and talk about uncut junk.
Peter: But Jecka does and that's fine. Why not me?
Quagmire: Just... just leave Peter. You're being real fucking weird.
Peter (running away, crying): I have red lobster!
NEW SCENE: (Peter enters the house and sees Lois, who is dressed as Nicole and Quagmire, who's dressed as the Counselor)
Peter: Oh my god.... It's Nicole! And the Counselor! I'm a huge fan!
Lois (as Nicole): But I'm just a young lady. You are middle aged.
Quagmire (as the counselor): Now give me a twirl young lady, giggity.
Peter: Wait a second..... (he removes Quagmire's wig) you're frauds!
Lois: sigh Peetah, this game is making you crazy. Can you maybe just... not obsess over it?
Peter: sigh you're right Lois. I'm sorry. This scheme you and Quagmire cooked up helped me snap out of it. Maybe i shouldn't be obsessed with fictional characters.
(We see a shot of the house zooming out as the episode ends as Blink 182's all the small things plays.)

We all know that season 22 was pretty 🐶💩. Here is some ways they can make season 23 better.

• Write the Brown-Tubbs family back into the show
• Make Bonnie divorce Joe (for an extended period of time)
• ADD CONTINUITY!
• Add a seasonal story line where Peter and Lois goes to marriage counseling, referencing old episodes
• Make Peter move out (Like in "Throw it Away") but during the season (or longer)
• Quagmire befriends a recurring character in S23
• Introduce a new character at Adam West High School
• Fire Wild Wild West and make an episode about an election
• Fire Preston

Cleveland left Loretta
Bonnie wishes Joe was dead
Joe slept with that rookie female cop
Bonnie runs away with Brian
Bonnie also goes to France to have an affair
Carter had an affair with that Asian chick (on the Yacht)
Carter also would choose to leave Babs for Tricia Takinawa
Peter and Lois constantly fight
Lois slept with Bill Clinton
Peter had doubts before marrying Lois and wanted to be with Gretchen Mercer
Tom Tucker has been through divorce
Principal Shepard has been through divorce
Quagmire regrets marrying the maid literally at his wedding reception
Al Harrington has been through a divorce (as mentioned in the Medieval Castle auction episode)
The only recurring character with a decent marriage is probably Consuela. What's up with that?

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Yes, there was a short version but this is the full one.

So, if Stewie destroyed the Time Machine one time that lead to the permanent death of Brian for a couple of episodes until he managed to get a way to bring him back using his past self who travelled into the future long after Brian’s death, does this maybe mean that all deaths or terminal illnesses are cured or prevented by Stewie each time an episode ends or starts? Take, for example, the time Peter gets cancer and after the camera cut to the house with all the family sitting together, Lois and Brian say “The damage you’ve (Peter) done to your heart and lungs is irreversible.” To which Peter says “Well, try cutting to outside of the house over some music. That usually works!” To which, the camera cut happens and he still isn’t cured and the episode ends.
I want to highlight the word irreversible as the show makes it very clear that even the writing magic doesn’t undo Peter’s cancer and the episode ends on his final word; “Sh*t!”. If all of the characters know that death is permanent for them as evidenced by “irreversible” and Peter’s massive concern for his cancer, then why do they end up all well and healthy the next episode?
I think that Stewie is constantly rewinding time to prevent any of his family from dying in whatever stupid or bizarre way they do in each episode alongside sorting out any variable disaster that may happen in each timeline such as Peter becoming a terrorist and blowing up a bridge which doesn’t have any consequences for the Griffin Family and isn’t mentioned again afterwards.
This would maybe explain why time doesn’t really move at all in Family Guy with all characters being the same age as they were in the 90’s. Furthermore, all of the times we see Stewie as an old man such as when Peter is dying and Stewie reunites the family but then kills them after his family plots to steal his riches gets turned over on it’s head and its back to the rewind point when they are in whatever time when the Griffins weren’t dead.
There is also of course, Kevin (Joe Swanson’s son) who pokes a few holes in this theory. First off, it is stated that he was in the army for five years before going AWOL. This means that while there is no definite rewind point for Stewie to constantly keep using, he does sometimes keep time moving along. This is all the more proved by the time he time travelled back to the first episode and sees himself which a laser machine and scolds himself for being so weird.
The answer: Stewie can take the past Griffins into the future and brainwash them similar to how he did with Brian, Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire in the episode where Peter plays laser tag and the whole human population of the world was gone in a virtual simulation to test Brian’s loyalty to Peter as a friend. In the episode, he managed to clear all of their memories to completely forget even their own names so it’s a definite possibility Stewie is capable of similar stuff. It’s either that, or he does what I said in the previous paragraph where he progress time a little bit, but making sure the Griffins don’t end up dead.
What do you guys think?

For example. There's 3 different episodes where the characters form an accoustic guitar duo. Peter and Lois. Peter and quagmire. Stewie and Brian. None reference the other.
I'm not talking about times when they intentionally repeat a joke, like having bird is the word play.
This comes off as lazy and makes the show boring. Any other examples?

Remember the Family Guy Original Trilogy? (Blue Harvest, Something Something Something Dark Side, It's A Trap!) Well, I made a cast sheet if Disney allowed Seth McFarlane & Fuzzy Door Productions to make the Prequel Trilogy. Here are the Family Guy/American Dad/The Cleaveland Show characters that will play the Prequel Characters.
First Off, Since Darth VadeAnakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Chewbacca, C-3PO, Artoo-Detoo, Yoda, Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious, Boba Fett, Luke Skywalker, Leia Skywalker, & Jabba The Hutt appear in the Prequels, but as younger versions, their actors will be the characters who played them in the OG Trilogy Family Guy Episodes. Stewie Griffin, Herbert T. Pervert, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Carl, Carter Pewterschmidt, Ernie The Giant Chicken, Chris Griffin, Lois Griffin, & Joe Swanson respectively.
Secondly, I'm Going Through Major Characters and Extremely Notable Supporting Characters.
Finally, I'm NOT going through the characters introduced in the Clone Wars Storyline. So NO WHINING about Commander Rex or Ashoka or Savage Opress, or Assajj Ventress, ect. If I disappointed you about this, 1, I'm not sorry, 2, I'll probably make another one for Clone Wars-related stuff soon.
Now let's get to the Prequel Trilogy Exclusive Characters.
Qui-Gon Jinn: Tom Tucker
Darth Maul: Roger Smith
Mace Windu: Jerome
Kit Fisto: Toshi Yoshida (American Dad)
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Jeff Fisher (American Dad)
Count Dooku: Avery Bullock (American Dad)
General Grievous: Stan Smith
Tarfull: Jasper
Jango Fett: A Chicken that looks similar to Ernie The Giant Chicken, but is not (I don't know any male giant chickens other than Ernie. I don't think there are any.)
Clone Troopers: A Chicken that looks similar to Ernie The Giant Chicken, but is not. Again. Cause Clones.
Commander Cody: See Jango Fett & Clone Troopers, but looking slightly diffrent.
Padme Amidala: Olivia
Shmi Skywalker: Barbara Pewterschmidt
Jar Jar Binks: Niel Goldman
Boss Nass: Principal Lewis (Not being racist, just want to hear Kevin Michael Richardson voice him)
General Tarpals: Jack Smith
Watto: Holt Ricter
Captain Typho: Lester
Nexu, Acklay, And Reek: Meg Griffin
Episode Titles:
Episode 1; The Phantom Menace: Short Negotiations
Episode 2; Attack Of The Clones: I Really F***ing HATE SAND!!!
Episode 3; Revenge Of The Sith: Excecute Order 69.
Do You agree or disagree? Would You Change anything of this list? Did I miss any characters? Cause TBH, I couldn't find the name of the "Is It Legal" Guy and the Grey version of "Is It Legal" Guy—list So In the Comments Below.

I think certain couples could be swapped. For example:
Peter with Bonnie: Peter loves Bonnie's cooking and Bonnie seems happy making food for him.
Quagmire with Lois: In the alternative timeline Lois seemed happy to be married to Quagmire.

its literary his complaints for brian, he hits on his best friends wife and daughter. Quagmire did the same thing with meg, brain only dates bimbos but its okay if i do it because i admit it. Quagmire just rapes, he even gave ruffies to meg after she even said she was drug somebody. Just because you had a shitting childhood doesnt mean its okay for you to be shitty. People say dont take it so seriously but i will if the creators are trying their hardest to make it more serious. I hate brian, i hate joe, i hate quagmire. And the whole thing with brian hitting on lois ended by season 2, the conflict was resaluted. All newer family guy shit sucks ass i hate this

Honestly the first time I watched it I wasn’t a big fan but now rewatching season 17-present I think it’s good.
Joe and Chris become much bigger characters and I enjoy that a lot. Cleveland and quagmire still classic funny. Stewie as we know becomes a lot more soft but his relationship with Brian is still better than Rick and Morty. Stewie has become a lot more witty which I enjoy
Peter is great but just less insane with his jokes
I really don’t like Lois in the later seasons but Meg gets better.
Liam Nissan episode made me realize this show still has great writing. Thanks

Peter and Lois hear something while in the living room and they become extremely excited and happy meg and Chris come downstairs and are excited too then quagmire crashes his plane into the roof excited as well I think they heard about something.

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2. And Then They Were Fewer (9.1) 10/10
3. Road to the North Pole (9.7) 10/10
4. Lois Kills Stewie (6.5) 10/10
5. Meet the Quagmires (5.18) 10/10
6. Dog Bites Bear (16.11) 10/10
7. Brian: Portrait of a Dog (1.7) 10/10
8. Death Lives (3.6) 10/10
9. The Courtship of Stewie’s Father (4.16) 10/10
10. PTV (4.14) 10/10
11. Dog Gone (8.8) 10/10
12. Back to the Pilot (10.5) 10/10
13. Blue Harvest (6.1) 10/10
14. Forget-Me-Not (10.17) 10/10
15. Let’s Go to the Hop (2.14) 9/10
16. Brian & Stewie (8.17) 9/10
17. Love Thy Trophy (2.5) 9/10
18. Brian’s Play (11.10) 9/10
19. Brian Sings and Swings (4.19) 9/10
20. Roads to Vegas (11.21) 9/10
21. Fast Times at Buddy Cinaci Jr. (4.2) 9/10
22. Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows (3.17) 9/10
23. Road to the Multiverse (8.1) 9/10
24. Untitled Griffin Family History (4.27) 9/10
25. The Story on Page One (2.19) 9/10
26. Brian in Love (2.4) 9/10
27. Peter’s Daughter (6.7) 9/10
28. To Love and Die in Dixie (3.12) 9/10
29. New Kidney in Town (9.8) 9/10
30. A Lot Going on Upstairs (14.15) 9/10
31. Rich Old Stewie (18.13) 9/10
32. The Man With Two Brians (7.5) 9/10
33. # JOLO (13.14) 9/10
34. Fifteen Minutes of Shame (2.12) 9/10
35. The Thin White Line (3.1) 9/10
36. The D in Apartment 23 (16.6) 9/10
37. The Splendid Source (8.19) 9/10
38. The Munchurian Candidate (21.4) 9/10
39. Back to the Woods (6.9) 9/10
40. Passenger Fatty-Seven (15.10) 9/10
41. It’s a Trap (9.18) 9/10
42. Big Trouble in Little Quahog (17.4) 9/10
43. PeTerminator (19.13) 9/10
44. Turkey Guys (13.5) 9/10
45. Better Off Meg (18.18) 9/10
46. Yug Ylimaf (11.4) 9/10
47. 420 (7.12) 9/10
48. Dearly Deported (15.19) 8/10
49. Chick Cancer (5.7) 8/10
50. Hell Comes to Quahog (5.3) 8/10
51. Da Boom (2.3) 8/10
52. From Method to Madness (3.18) 8/10
53. Don’t be a Dickens at Christmas (16.9) 8/10
54. Petarded (4.6) 8/10
55. Peternormal Activity (14.4) 8/10
56. Believe It Or Not, Joe’s Walking on Air (6.3) 8/10
57. Don’t Make Me Over (4.4) 8/10
58. McStroke (6.8) 8/10
59. Stewie Loves Lois (5.1) 8/10
60. Customer of the Week (19.15) 8/10
61. Patriot Games (4.20) 8/10
62. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas (3.16) 8/10
63. Joe’s Revenge (11.5) 8/10
64. All About Alana (20.17) 8/10
65. Death is a Bitch (2.6) 8/10
66. A Fish Out of Water (3.10) 8/10
67. Saving Private Brian (5.4) 8/10
68. A Hero Sits Next Door (1.5) 8/10
69. Chris Cross (11.13) 8/10
70. And the Wiener Is… (3.5) 8/10
71. Disney’s the Reboot (18.4) 8/10
72. Valentine’s Day in Quahog (11.12) 8/10
73. Death Has a Shadow (1.1) 8/10
74. Meg Stinks! (12.19) 8/10
75. North by North Quahog (4.1) 8/10
76. The Hand that Rocks the Wheelchair (9.12) 8/10
77. Brian Does Hollywood (3.2) 8/10
78. Hard Boiled Meg (20.15) 8/10
79. Cool Hand Peter (10.8) 8/10
80. Stewie’s First Word (19.1) 8/10
81. Halloween on Spooner Street (9.4) 8/10
82. Bend or Blockbuster (21.2) 8/10
83. Road to Rupert (5.9) 8/10
84. He’s Bla-ack! (12.20) 8/10
85. Baby Not on Board (7.4) 8/10
86. Hot Shots (15.6) 8/10
87. Ocean’s Three and a Half (7.7) 8/10
88. 3 Acts of God (12.13) 8/10
89. Crimes and Meg’s Demeanor (16.8) 8/10
90. Stewie, Chris & Brian’s Excellent Adventure (13.7) 8/10
91. Underage Peter (14.14) 8/10
92. Brian the Bachelor (4.7) 8/0
93. Spies Reminiscent of Us (8.3) 8/10
94. Mother Tucker (5.2) 8/10
95. Amish Guy (10.7) 8/10
96. Candy, Quahog Marshmallow (14.10) 8/10
97. Old World Harm (22.4) 8/10
98. Short Cuts (18.11) 8/10
99. Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) (16.10) 8/10
100. You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives (4.25) 8/10
101. I Dream of Jesus (7.2) 8/10
102. Stu & Stewie’s Excellent Adventure (4.30) 8/10
103. Switch the Flip (16.17) 8/10
104. Burning Down the Bayit (10.15) 8/10
105. Baby Stewie (18.15) 8/10
106. Peter’s Got Woods (4.11) 8/10
107. 12 and a Half Angry Men (11.16) 8/10
108. The Movement (18.14) 8/10
109. Grumpy Old Man (10.9) 8/10
110. The Perfect Castaway (4.12) 8/10
111. The Lois Quagmire (20.12) 8/10
112. The Woof of Wall Street (16.15) 8/10
113. Mr. and Mrs. Stewie (10.19) 8/10
114. Happy Holo-ween (21.6) 8/10
115. The Fat Guy Strangler (4.17) 8/10
116. Quagmire’s Quagmire (12.3) 8/10
117. E. Peterbus Unum (2.18) 8/10
118. First Blood (20.19) 8/10
119. The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (4.5) 8/10
120. Screwed the Pooch (3.13) 8/10
121. Single White Dad (21.13) 8/10
122. Stuck Together, Torn Apart (3.19) 8/10
123. Brothers & Sisters (9.15) 8/10
124. Breaking Out Is Hard To Do (4.9) 8/10
125. Killer Queen (10.16) 8/10
126. Baby Got Black (12.18) 8/10
127. Hot Pocket-Dial (14.7) 8/10
128. Bigfat (11.17) 8/10
129. Wild Wild West (19.7) 8/10
130. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father… Brother? (3.14) 8/10
131. A Bottle Episode (21.17) 8/10
132. Internal Affairs (10.23) 7/10
133. 80’s Guy (20.4) 7/10
134. Blind Ambition (4.3) 7/10
135. Into Harmony’s Way (12.7) 7/10
136. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (3.21) 7/10
137. Nanny Goats (16.3) 7/10
138. Thanksgiving (10.6) 7/10
139. The Simpsons Guy (13.1) 7/10
140. Prescription Heroine (20.16) 7/10
141. The Stewaway (21.7) 7/10
142. Papa Has a Rollin’ Son (14.2) 7/10
143. The Fatman Always Rings Twice (20.9) 7/10
144. Brian Writes a Bestseller (9.6) 7/10
145. Once Bitten (13.15) 7/10
146. Leggo My Meg-O (10.20) 7/10
147. Inside Family Guy (15.4) 7/10
148. The First No L (19.9) 7/10
149. FOX-y Lady (7.10) 7/10
150. A Shot in the Dark (14.9) 7/10
151. Stewie Kills Lois (6.4) 7/10
152. How the Griffin Stole Christmas (15.9) 7/10
153. No Giggity, No Doubt (17.15) 7/10
154. Into Fat Air (11.1) 7/10
155. Fore, Father (2.21) 7/10
156. Pal Stewie (17.3) 7/10
157. Dr. C and the Women (13.13) 7/10
158. The Finer Strings (15.13) 7/10
159. Bri-Da (18.2) 7/10
160. Teacher’s Heavy Pet (22.11) 7/10
161. Brian Goes Back to College (4.15) 7/10
162. Baking Bad (13.3) 7/10
163. Vat Man and Rob ‘Em (21.18) 7/10
164. You Can’t Do That on Television, Peter (10.18) 7/10
165. Send in Stewie, Please (16.12) 7/10
166. Throw it Away (17.18) 7/10
167. Friends of Peter G. (9.10) 7/10
168. The Old Man and the Big ‘C’ (11.3) 7/10
169. Family Gay (7.8) 7/10
170. House Full of Peters (15.20) 7/10
171. Must Love Dogs (20.3) 7/10
172. The Peter Principal (15.18) 7/10
173. Road to Europe (3.20) 7/10
174. Peterschmidt Manor (20.7) 7/10
175. Pawtucket Pete (17.9) 7/10
176. Take My Wife (13.18) 7/10
177. Scammed Yankees (14.12) 7/10
178. Christmas Guy (12.8) 7/10
179. CutawayLand (19.4) 7/10
180. Peter’s Lost Youth (15.17) 7/10
181. Meg and Quagmire (10.10) 7/10
182. Something, Something, Something, Dark Side (8.20) 7/10
183. Girlfriend, Eh? (20.18) 7/10
184. It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (5.17) 7/10
185. Are You There God? It’s Me, Peter (16.20) 7/10
186. Stew-Roids (7.13) 7/10
187. Chitty Chitty Death Bang (1.3) 7/10
188. Saturated Fat Guy (15.16) 7/10
189. Whistle While Your Wife Works (5.5) 7/10
190. Take a Letter (14.17) 7/10
191. Three Kings (7.15) 7/10
192. Family Cat (19.19) 7/10
193. Airport ‘07 (5.12) 7/10
194. The Griffin Family Winter Games (17.7) 7/10
195. The Big Bang Theory (9.16) 7/10
196. Old West (21.12) 7/10
197. American Gigg-olo (15.3) 7/10
198. Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (7.6) 7/10
199. Supermarket Pete (22.2) 7/10
200. HTTPete (16.18) 7/10
201. The Son Also Draws (1.6) 7/10
202. Absolutely Babulous (18.3) 7/10
203. From Russia with Love (21.19) 7/10
204. Bango Was His Name Oh! (4.29) 7/10
205. Snap(ple) Decision (22.7) 7/10
206. Mind Over Murder (1.4) 7/10
207. Gronkowsbees (15.11) 7/10
208. Life of Brian (12.6) 7/10
209. Christmas Crime (20.10) 7/10
210. Island Adventure (17.17) 7/10
211. He’s Too Sexy for His Fat (2.17) 7/10
212. The Book of Joe (13.2) 7/10
213. Adult Education (21.20) 7/10
214. Veteran Guy (16.14) 7/10
215. Family Guy Viewer Mail #2 (10.22) 7/10
216. Yatch Rocky (18.1) 7/10
217. Bookie of the Year (15.2) 7/10
218. Total Recall (11.18) 7/10
219. Family Guy Lite (17.14) 7/10
220. Boy’s Best Friend (19.11) 7/10
221. Boston Stewie (22.6) 7/10
222. Stand by Meg (17.6) 7/10
223. LASIK Instinct (20.1) 7/10
224. The Blind Side (10.11) 7/10
225. Pawtucket Pat (19.8) 7/10
226. Cabin Pressure (22.10) 7/10
227. And I’m Joyce Kinney (9.9) 7/10
228. Brokeback Swanson (14.8) 7/10
229. Emission Impossible (3.11) 7/10
230. Cat Fight (18.5) 6/10
231. ‘Family Guy’ Trough the Years (16.16) 6/10
232. Boys Do Cry (5.15) 6/10
233. Big Man on Hippocampus (8.10) 6/10
234. A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks (2.11) 6/10
235. Cop and a Half-Wit (15.15) 6/10
236. Adam West High (17.20) 6/10
237. Farmer Guy (11.20) 6/10
238. Holy Crap! (2.2) 6/10
239. Undergrounded (18.12) 6/10
240. The Giggity Wife (11.11) 6/10
241. Petergeist (4.26) 6/10
242. Space Cadet (11.9) 6/10
243. The Unkindest Cut (16.19) 6/10
244. Mister Act (20.11) 6/10
245. Stewie Goes for a Drive (10.4) 6/10
246. Barely Legal (5.8) 6/10
247. Adoptation (21.15) 6/10
248. And Then There’s Fraud (19.12) 6/10
249. The Boys in the Band (15.1) 6/10
250. Peter’s Two Dads (5.10) 6/10
251. Hannah Banana (8.5) 6/10
252. A Wife-Changing Experience (21.3) 6/10
253. One If by Clam, Two if by Sea (3.4) 6/10
254. V is for Mystery (16.13) 6/10
255. 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (4.8) 6/10
256. Who’s Brian Now (19.16) 6/10
257. Excellene in Broadcasting (9.2) 6/10
258. Mr. Saturday Knight (3.9) 6/10
259. Carny Knowledge (21.9) 6/10
260. The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (5.11) 6/10
261. Oscars Guy (21.1) 6/10
262. Model Misbehaviour (4.10) 6/10
263. The Most Interesting Man in the World (12.17) 6/10
264. Baking Sad (22.8) 6/10
265. The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz (4.18) 6/10
266. Go, Stewie, Go (8.13) 6/10
267. The Jersey Bore (20.20) 6/10
268. I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (2.8) 6/10
269. Boys & Squirrels (19.3) 6/10
270. Pilling Them Softly (14.1) 6/10
271. Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (7.11) 6/10
272. Young Parent Trap (19.17) 6/10
273. Quagmire’s Dad (8.18) 6/10
274. I Never Met the Dead Man (1.2) 6/10
275. Lethal Weapons (3.7) 6/10
276. Peter, Chris & Brian (14.5) 6/10
277. Jerome is the New Black (8.7) 6/10
278. Brief Encounter (20.5) 6/10
279. The Dating Game (15.14) 6/10
280. Road to Germany (7.3) 6/10
281. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (3.22) 6/10
282. Run, Chris, Run (14.19) 6/10
283. Stewie B. Goode (4.28) 6/10
284. Christmas Is Coming (18.9) 6/10
285. Boopa-dee Bappa-dee (12.5) 6/10
286. Tales of Former Sports Glory (19.20) 6/10
287. Petey IV (16.7) 6/10
288. Fertilized Meg (22.1) 6/10
289. Cootie & The Blowhard (20.6) 6/10
290. Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (15.5) 5/10
291. Lois Comes Out of Her Shell (11.6) 5/10
292. Unzipped Code (21.5) 5/10
293. Peter’s Sister (14.6) 5/10
294. Con Heiress (17.8) 5/10
295. Tiegs for Two (9.14) 5/10
296. White Meg Can’t Jump (21.14) 5/10
297. An App a Day (14.13) 5/10
298. April in Quahog (8.16) 5/10
299. Married with Cancer (17.1) 5/10
300. The Candidate (21.10) 5/10
301. Baby, It’s Cold Inside (22.5) 5/10
302. Be Careful What You Fish For (10.14) 5/10
303. The Bird Reich (21.16) 5/10
304. Baby, You Knock Me Out (9.5) 5/10
305. Family Goy (8.2) 5/10
306. Get Stewie (21.8) 5/10
307. Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song) (6.2) 5/10
308. Coma Guy (18.17) 5/10
309. Peter’s Def Jam (15.12) 5/10
310. Love Story Guy (21.11) 5/10
311. Livin’ on a Prayer (10.12) 5/10
312. Sibling Rivalry (4.22) 5/10
313. Welcome Back Carter (9.3) 5/10
314. Peterotica (4.24) 5/10
315. Guy, Robot (14.3) 5/10
316. If I’m Dyin’, I’m Lyin’ (2.9) 5/10
317. Padre de Familia (6.6) 5/10
318. Lawyer Guy (20.13) 5/10
319. Dammit Janet (2.15) 5/10
320. Meg Goes to College (19.18) 5/10
321. Brian the Closer (13.4) 5/10
322. Running Mates (2.11) 5/10
323. Prick Up Your Ears (5.6) 5/10
324. There’s Something About Paulie (2.16) 5/10
325. Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag (8.4) 5/10
326. Chap Stewie (12.21) 5/10
327. Shanksgiving (18.8) 5/10
328. We Love You Conrad (7.14) 5/10
329. Wasted Talent (2.20) 5/10
330. Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (2.1) 5/10
331. Fecal Matters (19.10) 5/10
332. No Country Club for Old Men (11.22) 5/10
333. Emmy-Winning Episode (16.1) 5/10
334. Jungle Love (4.13) 5/10
335. Peter & Lois’ Wedding (18.6) 5/10
336. Fighting Irish (13.17) 5/10
337. High School English (15.7) 5/10
338. You Can’t Handle the Booth (17.16) 5/10
339. Holly Bibble (18.19) 4/10
340. Road to India (14.20) 4/10
341. Peter’s Progress (7.16) 4/10
342. Meg’s Wedding (19.6) 4/10
343. Friends without Benefits (11.7) 4/10
344. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (3.3) 4/10
345. Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song) (18.20) 4/10
346. Trans-Fat (17.13) 4/10
347. I Take Thee, Quagmire (4.21) 4/10
348. Connie’s Celica (18.10) 4/10
349. This Little Piggy (13.9) 4/10
350. Play It Again, Brian (6.10) 4/10
351. Mom’s the Word (12.11) 4/10
352. Our Idiot Brian (13.8) 4/10
353. Start Me Up (18.16) 4/10
354. Carter and Tricia (15.8) 4/10
355. Trump Guy (17.11) 4/10
356. Ratings Guy (11.2) 4/10
357. Quagmire’s Baby (8.6) 4/10
358. La Famiglia Guy (19.5) 4/10
359. No Chris Left Behind (5.16) 4/10
360. The King is Dead (2.7) 4/10
361. German Guy (9.11) 4/10
362. The New Adventures of Old Tom (14.18) 4/10
363. Save the Clam (11.19) 3/10
364. The Marrying Kind (19.14) 3/10
365. Business Guy (8.9) 3/10
366. Deep Throats (4.23) 3/10
367. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (11.8) 3/10
368. Roasted Guy (13.16) 3/10
369. Long John Peter (6.12) 3/10
370. Foxx in the Men House (16.2) 3/10
371. Rock Hard (20.2) 3/10
372. The Heartbreak Dog (14.16) 3/10
373. Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream (10.13) 3/10
374. Brian Griffin’s House of Payne (8.15) 3/10
375. Heart Burn (18.7) 3/10
376. Quagmire’s Mom (13.10) 3/10
377. Love Blactually (7.1) 3/10
378. Bri, Robot (17.12) 3/10
379. Ready, Willing and Disabled (3.15) 3/10
380. HBO-No (20.14) 3/10
381. Finders Keepers (12.1) 3/10
382. Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey (5.13) 3/10
383. Turban Cowboy (11.15) 3/10
384. Secondhand Spoke (12.15) 3/10
385. Extra Large Medium (8.12) 3/10
386. Regarding Carter (17.5) 3/10
387. The Peanut Butter Kid (14.11) 3/10
388. The Return of the King (of Queens) (22.9) 3/10
389. No Meals on Wheels (5.14) 3/10
390. Follow the Money (16.4) 3/10
391. Hefty Shades of Gray (17.10) 3/10
392. Peter Problems (12.9) 2/10
393. A State from the Past (22.3) 2/10
394. The Kiss Seen Round the World (3.8) 2/10
395. The Birthday Bootlegger (20.8) 2/10
396. A Fistful of Meg (12.4) 2/10
397. Tea Peter (10.21) 2/10
398. Trading Places (9.13) 2/10
399. Dead Dog Walking (17.2) 2/10
400. Lottery Fever (10.1) 2/10
401. The Talented Mr. Stewie (19.2) 2/10
402. Partial Terms of Endearment (8.21) 2/10
403. Vestigial Peter (12.2) 2/10
404. Foreign Affairs (9.17) 2/10
405. The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin (13.6) 2/10
406. Three Directors (16.5) 2/10
407. Grimm Job (12.10) 2/10
408. Girl, Internetted (17.19) 2/10
409. Seahorse Seashell Party (10.2) 2/10
410. Dial Meg for Murder (8.11) 2/10
411. Encyclopedia Griffin (13.11) 2/10
412. The Juice Is Loose! (7.9) 2/10
413. Herpe, the Love Sore (12.16) 2/10
414. Call Girl (11.14) 2/10
415. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q (10.3) 2/10
416. The Former Life of Brian (6.11) 1/10
417. Brian’s a Bad Father (12.11) 1/10
418. Fresh Heir (12.14) 1/10
419. Peter-assment (8.14) 1/10
420. Stewie is Enceinte (13.12) 1/10

1. Doctor Hartman is the worst doctor in Quahog or Rhode Island and a vaginoplatsy transition is when you turn the penis inside out not cut it off and make a vagina afteror just leave the part mutilated after with ice., She can't even get it wet, Ida got mutilated because Doctor Hartman is too braindead to do a vagionplatsy and he tried to flirt with a nurse and hates a worker which isn't the worst but it is creepy and innapapropriate and should be illegal to flirt with a worker or coworker in the work place who is not your partner or is not in a queer platonic relationship with you or friends with benefits with you. he can't read and has untreated Dyslexia to the point he cannot read diagnosises right, (not saying dyslexic people can't be doctors but to be a doctor you need to read some stuff) and needs a skeleton and a name list to tell simple body parts apart and was lazy and took illegal breaks and let his hair out and smoked in a hospital setting or left his jobs to unqualified people like Peter or Meg and needed a How To vid for Joe's leg surgery, and let his cat play on Lois' face and scared Lois and Peter about Peter's health and almost considered using dog kidneys to help Peter although that'd kill Brian and Peter, and didn't know if dogs had kidneys, and refused to treat Peter despite his oath because Peter messed up television and put the worst doctor on him on purpose which could hurt or permanently mutilate or kill Peter which is murder over a television change which is petty and illegal and he wanted to operate outside which would kill and never called the police or took or got Jeff taken out of the room and/or hospital after Quagmire's hospital visits when he saw Brenda being abused physically and emotionally and verbally by Jeff neglects his surgeries, letting people die or be in pain or wait longer or have long or short or long lasting or permanent scars bodily external and internal damage or amputation and when Scotty had cancer, instead of calling the police on those nutjob parents after they left or saying he can or he can help Lois in court he pretended he got their key and did nothing although Scotty can die and Doctor Hartman either is too uneducated to know that or knows but is too unexpierienced and untalented and uneducated to know or he does not care that stage 3 or stage 4 or stage 5 CanceLeukemia or Hodgkin's Lymphoma in Scotty's case or if any stage untreated could rise and kill Scotty and anyone or any animal or species quick or give the victim a slow and painful death Ida wasn't given a safe and ethical vaginoplatsy, she was mutilated instead, Dr Hartman should have his license taken away and arrested for years or for life or given the death penalty./sentence, hanging or electric chair executed alone or in front of the Quahog citizens or police and/or his family and wife/gf, the Librarian.

The hospital is corrupt for not firing Doctor Hartman or getting him anatomical lessons or dylexia treatment.
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I know Doctor Hartman is meant to be a bad and unethical and dumb (not knowing anatomy and having dyslexia isn't dumb', he's dumb for never wanting to imrpove or grow or learn despite knowing he needs help.) doctor who for some reason never decided to get and the hospital didn't suggest dylexia treatments and never was fired and he never gets consequences for his actions except for his mom telling him to complete his surgeries or no cookie which is just a wrist slap or scolding to us and Doctor Hartman. and less bad than he deserves.

Santa Killer Hayley 500 gems Score 3.0
Hayley Armed combo made with Candy Cane Gun, Long Stick and Nanny Natalia lines of objects. Comes up in Winter Clash. Trait only motivate, bodyguard and payback, all in medium/low amounts. Edit: now part of the Holiday Clash
Cinderella Lois 500 gems Score 0.0
Lois Disguised combo made with the Roger’s Closet line of objects. Medium cheer and medium/low show only heal all. Too old to really be too useful
Falcon Attack Quagmire 1000 stones 5.5
Quagmire Animal combo made with Iraq Lobster, Mr. Business, Buck’s Stud, Sheldon and Reverend Ping Ping lines of objects including mythic Cuddles. Medium crazed, jab, and bomb. This combo is decent but not great, can be good depending on the bge effects, like it when there is a bge shield. Few generations retired though his current combo is decent too.
Groupie Francine 1000 stones Score 0.0
Francine Music combo made with Fart School for the Gifted and Red Shirt/Blue Shirt. Low show only Shield and low Cripple.
Scale:
9-10 Top of the Top: I’d spend 2250 in gems for cm2 if I had to. Type of combo I would pursue CM5 on
7-8 Still Darn Good: I’d drop 4500 in mastery stones for cm2 or 500 gems for cm1. Ideally I get this to at least cm 3-4
5-6 Good: I’d throw 1000 mastery stones for cm1, maybe take it to cm2 at a later date
3-4 Average: If I was loaded with mastery stones I would think about
1-2 Poor: There’s something there, but I’m not spending resources on it
0 Lousy: Really Kong, take it out of the game