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Blood pressure discussion

2013.01.31 14:41 butthurtnerd Blood pressure discussion

A sub for discussing blood pressure and individual experiences with dealing with it. Always speak to a doctor when attempting to treat your high or low blood pressure.
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2017.04.10 21:13 PittsburghChris Discussing and raising awareness of Pulmonary Hypertension

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2009.03.28 15:43 PAUL67 /r/Pearl

Pearl of the Crystal Gems.
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2024.05.14 15:29 geekitupsogood Candida/leaky gut functional doctors protocol

Candida/leaky gut functional doctors protocol
Hey guys I've been a long time lurker on this page. I tried using people's suggestions to help myself for a long time and my candida just kept coming back (had it about 2 years). I finally went to a functional doctor and they did a blood test which showed Candida and white mold causing inflammation in my body. This is how my functional doctor is treating me. I am not a doctor and this is not medical advice I just wanted to share my experience
My main symptoms: anxiety, brain fog, bloating and easily upset stomach, white/patchy sometime sore tongue, frequent yeast infections, fatigue, always hungry, trouble sleeping and waking up starving in the middle of the night.
Supplements:
GI Detox binder from Bio-Botanicals: Take one cap morning. If it makes you feel worse, then half the cap and start at that dose for 5 days. Then try to move back up to one whole cap.
If you feel improved or the same, then immediately go to 1 cap morning and 1 cap night. This one needs to be taken 2 hours before or after meds/supplements/foods.
Nasal Spray: Get one good spray up each nostril twice a day.
Biocidin: Move up to 10 drops 3x per day as fast as possible. If you feel a little queasy, then move down until you feel normal. Try to build back up after 5 days at that dose.
S. Boulardii: 1 cap morning and 1 cap night, with food. ViraCid: 1 cap morning and 1 cap night DHist: 1 cap morning and 1 cap night Orthospore: 2 caps with dinner. Take away from biocidin. SBI Protect: 1 scoop morning and 1 scoop night. Can be put into really anything.
Diet: no flours of any kind, no quinoa or buckwheat, no grains, No tropical fruit except coconut, mushrooms especially shiitake are okay, nuts and beans are okay in moderation, coffee is okay, sweet potatoes are okay in moderation, yogurt is okay, cheese is okay, no milk.
He says this protocol will be about 3 months. If you're using the "Now" brand of S. Boulardii throw it in the trash it's not helping you. The magnesium is for constipation. The nasal spray is specific for the white mold. And the SBI protect is for leaky gut. He said if you want to be perfect take the biociden away from the s boulardii but he hasn't seen issues with people taking it at the same time because it's such a strong probiotic.
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2024.05.14 15:28 jmpun2405 Will I die?

For context, I’m a hypochondriac but I’m convinced as to what I’m feeling right now. I was with my aunt looking at plants when I briefly touched an Orleander plant trying to sniff it. I didn’t know that it was poisonous until my aunt told me to back away. The tips of my fingers touched the plant from the bottom as I tried to sniff inside but I couldn’t smell anything. Once we got back home, I started feeling a lack of appetite, benign discomfort in my lower stomach, tactile hallucinations in my left arm, and a rush of panic. I also felt my forehead getting warm. I thought to myself, was this because I sniffed the plant? Did the pollen get trapped in my nose? My aunt isn’t convinced that I’m ill but I don’t know what to think. I checked my blood pressure and it was normal. Do you guys think I should call poison control or it’s all in my head?
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2024.05.14 15:28 healthmedicinet Health Daily News May 13 2024

DAY: MAY 13, 2024

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2024.05.14 15:26 Only-Landscape5251 i dont know what to do with myself

this post is just going to be big rant. if you reply, please be kind and don't send me threats or anything please im just trying to get my thoughts out in a healthy way.
anyway, its quite late at night when im writing this post. im supposed to be editing a literature essay for an exam i have in two days but im so anxious about it. im typically a high achiever in literary subjects but moving up a grade this year has sent me for a tailspin. my average percentage has decreased an insane amount and i dont know how to fix it. in addition, im feeling so stressed out by every other subject. i have a diagnosis for anxiety and take medication to treat it but i feel that with all this amounting academic pressure (and other things that i may or may not feel like writing about) its just not enough and im freakinng out a lot.
on top of all of this, i have no friends. my mother and therapist will say that its because i've purposefully isolated myself but i think thats just my self defense from how poorly they treated me. idk. i am a very sensitive person and feel things quite strong so perhaps it is all my fault... but i feel physically sick and scared whenever i try to approach them ! even thinking about it raises my heartbeat. honestly, there's not much that they've done to harm me and the things they have would probably be shrugged off by any normal person but thats just not my way of coping. this factor is probably just self sabotage.
furthermore, i absolutely hate my physical appearance. ever since i was able to recognise the reflection in the mirror as my own, ive spent so much time analysing all thats wrong with me. i fear that im fat and over the past few years i've developed a restrictive eating disorder. fortunately, or unfortunately depending on the way you look at it, i have family that was able to recognise this and set me on the right track before things got too out of hand. i still wish to lose weight but i know i cant get away with much as im currently sitting on a bmi of exactly 18.5 (at my most i was 19.8). i just dont know what to do to fix this issue.
planning to move schools soon in the hopes that i'll be able to reinvent myself and explore a whole new corner of the world.
i have such high hopes and optimism for my future. i just wish that i knew i'll get to where i want to with a strong support system and friends that i love and who love me back.
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2024.05.14 15:26 Fletcherrenn Smoking age raised to 21 but not vapes

Just want to preface this by saying I'm in support of this change but is it just me that thinks it's crazy that the age to buy cigarettes has been raised to 21 but the ages you can buy vapes at will remain at 18 ? While this doesn't come into effect straight away and won't effect people currently 18, it's going to be introduced soon. Most young people seem to be smoking vapes, not cigarettes or rollies. We banned menthol and other flavoured cigarettes as it made it appealing for young people to smoke but we are making no effort to ban flavoured vapes(which make it far easier for kids to smoke) or even to extend the ban to vapes. Why do vapes seem to be getting preferential treatment when a senior member in Ireland's healthcare system came out and said it's almost certain vapes have serious and long term effects on health.
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2024.05.14 15:26 Only-Landscape5251 i dont know what to do with myself

this post is just going to be big rant. if you reply, please be kind and don't send me threats or anything please im just trying to get my thoughts out in a healthy way.
anyway, its quite late at night when im writing this post. im supposed to be editing a literature essay for an exam i have in two days but im so anxious about it. im typically a high achiever in literary subjects but moving up a grade this year has sent me for a tailspin. my average percentage has decreased an insane amount and i dont know how to fix it. in addition, im feeling so stressed out by every other subject. i have a diagnosis for anxiety and take medication to treat it but i feel that with all this amounting academic pressure (and other things that i may or may not feel like writing about) its just not enough and im freakinng out a lot.
on top of all of this, i have no friends. my mother and therapist will say that its because i've purposefully isolated myself but i think thats just my self defense from how poorly they treated me. idk. i am a very sensitive person and feel things quite strong so perhaps it is all my fault... but i feel physically sick and scared whenever i try to approach them ! even thinking about it raises my heartbeat. honestly, there's not much that they've done to harm me and the things they have would probably be shrugged off by any normal person but thats just not my way of coping. this factor is probably just self sabotage.
furthermore, i absolutely hate my physical appearance. ever since i was able to recognise the reflection in the mirror as my own, ive spent so much time analysing all thats wrong with me. i fear that im fat and over the past few years i've developed a restrictive eating disorder. fortunately, or unfortunately depending on the way you look at it, i have family that was able to recognise this and set me on the right track before things got too out of hand. i still wish to lose weight but i know i cant get away with much as im currently sitting on a bmi of exactly 18.5 (at my most i was 19.8). i just dont know what to do to fix this issue.
planning to move schools soon in the hopes that i'll be able to reinvent myself and explore a whole new corner of the world.
i have such high hopes and optimism for my future. i just wish that i knew i'll get to where i want to with a strong support system and friends that i love and who love me back.
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2024.05.14 15:26 JohnSPeterson Hunting dogs roam the forest at night near Liepāja Latvia scaring the living daylight out of hikers

i emailed this to agencies that deal with hunting and wildlife problems
pasts@varam.gov.lv
info@wildlifesos.org
reportmisconduct@undp.org
there is no obvious place to report this and expect a serious hearing from someone fluent in English and scientifically minded
the following is what I wrote a month ago after the event
i can't judge after hand how much danger i was in but i would treat it seriously
luckily has not happened again in this country for a month. hopefully never happens again. although the next time i will have the benefit of having experienced it already
when police arrived i demanded prison for the dog owner in clearest possible way i could. after my speach was done they did not ask me a single word. they could tell i was furious of fear. and better to talk another time. i am so drained from global security work that i can't follow up on this but this should be available for anyone to read that might experience it themselves or take upon their self to wander around this globe as i do
i will probably feel guilty if the owner lose his dogs or hunting permit or reputation in his community. i am not going to judge anyone extremely harshly
if they ask me to fill out a criminal report according to some kind of format standards i am not going to do it myself an experienced prosecutor that has done it before is free to report this or pass it along. just not going to fill in report fields in some kind of form. you do it for me if you want to. i am not doing it. should be enough information to find
http://geohash.org/u6p4gj36
is the exact location and anyone can guess where the dogs came from probably the nearest mansion two thousand metres away to the east across p111 near upsede. upsede mansion. good luck asking them about it they don't speak a word of English here development is seventy years behind the west

preface

this is so incredulous that it could be picked up by news
still in shock six hours later at dawn
just the title should give you the general idea
i have never heard of such outrageous neglect in dog keeping in my life
the dogs escape unnoticed at night and hunt without human supervision and presumably return in the morning without anyone doing anything about it
this dog owner would make the top ten list anywhere in history
the dogs occasional howl brought up pictures of wolf movies the grey with that guy from Schindler's list the guy that played Oscar Schindler fighting with wolves with broken glass and a big knife to his death but i can safely discard all theories besides a runaway hunting dog militia on four legs in a large pack sounded like at least ten animals
in that immense fear of a completely unfamiliar situation in a life of hiking around the globe thoughts whirled around all possible night mares before i realised it is obviously hunting dogs all else is pure fantasy wolves are absolutely ruled out
they did not retreat when they sensed my presence but stayed in full alarm perhaps as when they encounter prey on a supervised hunt to alert the humans. even though they knew they were alone and no one to alert, they knew i was probably not prey, did not know enough to EVER be alone unsupervised anywhere but home preferably inside, but did NOT know or predict the length of the prison sentence they just brought on their owner by this nightly escapade. whoops
the locals will predictably put the lid on but the power of the internet is a wonderful thing
i can not imagine any circumstance that would make this less than prison anywhere in the union or West europe. now this is the old east. no one understands English etc. one escaped dog barking in the forest. fine. slap on the wrist. possibly losing care of the animal...ten rabid hunting dogs in full alarm scaring the life out of a hiker resting at night. shake those bars for three months. watch that prison television. and there won't be any Marlborough or beers in prison

the entire report

the exact location is near the highest hunting tower on the old railway trail passing by upsede north east of liepaja that is used for hunting commonly judging by all the towers lining the road there
This began around Four hours after dark on the early night of Sunday 28 April 2024 or exactly 1:00 o'clock
I will first describe exactly what happened and after that separately my interpretation in hindsight when recalling these events three hours later when I can calm down
This is a rather long story so I will get to my point right here before the story
What can I do if I encounter a dog pack like this again except tell at them and calmly leave. What if they hunt me or behave like they are guarding a territory. However remotely that might seems. There is a reason this is a serious crime. Too much uncertainty
Can you confirm that this kind of incessant barking is absolutely impossible in any other animal
In no circumstance whatsoever would any wolf pack or any deer flock behave like this even if I stood right on their den with ten kids inside
The occasional howling is something that dogs still retain from their wolf origin not long ago
It is not unlikely that a pack of hunting dogs alone would howl occasionally
Despite yelling at them several times there was no yell back from a human. Very likely the dogs escape at night without anyone caring about it extremely dangerous and frightening to a hiker that need. Rest at night not the fright of a life time
I could not imagine that in a relatively rich country anyone ever would drive their dogs for a night hunt. Would be absolute insanity. Neglect and alcoholism depression (försupen dumhet Swedish) I can easily imagine. Not outright insanity. Even if night hunting permits are sometimes issued in Germany for "animal control" "population control" of wild pigs. This is a completely separate topic that I will not say more about than that I am working on these issues on and off. My view as a progressive world ambassador could not be further from the idea of shooting at anything anywhere for any reason. Except tranquilizer darts for humane population control of CAPTURED animals not hunted. Captured. It is clear in Sweden that shooting anything anywhere with fire arms does not belong in the future society. Now this is all I will say about this. We are working on this as fast as is possible. The education effort still left on this planet is still enormous and daunting
Regarding dog behaviour in detail I know very little despite inspecting a manuscript by the foremost scientist on the subject that work in Budapest that is most famous for working on the Philippine paradise fish ten years ago before they changed to dogs and removed their aquarium
Dogs in particular have very little room in the professional literature since most pros are not anthropo centric. All mammals share common traits like an early recognition of friend and foe. Dogs in particular has almost never been studied at least not dogs for guarding or hunting. There might be one single work perhaps by one single biologist or behaviour ist ethology biology for shepherds dogs that life with grazing livestock
All books cover territory selection and protection and pack hunting or other flock behaviour. But almost nothing has apparently been possible or interesting to anyone to publish as a professional seeking a career in science in ethology animal behaviour or population biology. so i am not the only one drawing a blank when trying to explain the behaviour with any satisfaction more than anecdotal that is hard to call science

what I experienced

A sudden bark that I expect to be a roe deer that bark and run away. happens all the time
Although the bark was not quite right. more like a dog which I have never encountered at night
Suddenly a roaring festival of barking and occasional howling
The distance is extremely uncertain but perhaps five hundred meters
The direction was towards road p111 to the east toeards Upsede. i am by the big tower. There is one house near the road that the dogs could belong to if they crossed p111
Now my primal instinct set in and I envision a pack, a large pack, of wolves near their den the core of their territory. Frothing over my intrusion and ready to approach in full alarm
In hindsight this is just the occasional howling that caused this and everything about this speaks against wolves
IF wolves can behave like this or has been observed or heard doing this in ANY circumstance whatsoever I absolutely need to hear about it because it would bear on my future expeditions
If there is this single wolf dog hybrid pack maybe only one in Europe that I happened to encounter I absolutely need more information. feral dogs that would possibly go unnoticed in Belarus has crossed over to Latvia?
I have never heard of anything like that
All wolf incidents as rare as they are in Poland or anywhere have been with lone wolves that are sick or hungry and have lost their feir of humans
I have never heard of an aggressive wolf pack in Europe or anywhere on the planet
I have seen wolf droppings so many times and spent so much time day and night in wolf territory that I would never expect them to be so aggressive about human scent or sound like that
I have certainly had wolves near me many times but never heard a peep. In Sweden and Norway on long expeditions all summer and even winter and on and off for years from Spain to France Belgium Germany Poland and now here in the Baltics for one month so far direction Finland
The pack was in full alarm with barking and an occasional howl that dogs will still use. But much less than wolves. Wolves never bark together like this in any circumstance I have ever heard it seen if
It is with near certainty the pack of dogs that have hunted there before that happens to live on the farm on the opposite side of the road and escaped west around thousand metres into the forest.
Perhaps they do this regularly but no one cares
And now I happened to be there
Hiking and trekking and wild camping is MUCH more common in Sweden and Norway than anywhere in the world even Finland that is a close second. It is the Scandinavian spirit. As has recently been proven paleo lithic pre farming humans breed into the farming population only in Scandinavian nowhere else in Europe. I am personally absolutely at peace in nature and hate combustion engines that bother few others
Without getting off track completely I am continuing my expedition around Europe and almost all ground breaking record breaking endeavour of exploration has come from Scandinavia specifically. First settlement of the new world five hundred years before another European country etc etc etc first man on the south pole endless list of did what no one else could ot would. I am not placing my breed on a pedestal just explaining that if anyone would encounter something like this most likely it would be a Swede and the locals are most likely entirely puzzled why I am not living my life in doors at home or in a comfortable guest house
But this is beside the point just a side track to explain my presence in this rare encounter

in hindsight what happened

It is clear to me now that a pack of large hunting dogs. Not the small loud ones. Tax in Swedish. I have never owned a dog or hunted. I am a scientist. So I don't know much of anything about dog breeds. But presumably Large dogs that can hunt and kill on their own that have been trained to not kill the prey but only stalk it or drive it and make a loud alarm to draw the apes (not condescending just scientific classification of my species)
This is all speculation I just can't imagine what I heard to be a pack of tax (Swedish) small rabbit hunting dogs. These were large animals certainly with courage to act alone without humans
But I don't know anything about common hunting dogs in this region or anywhere so I can't suggest what breed it could have been that could behave this way
When I yelled at them they silenced for a moment then the roar continued
They had no intention to move back. I called for a police to meet me on road p111 and moved. I could hear the dogs for one thousand metres which gave me the impression that they moved after me at a safe distance perhaps curious about what I was
Again. If wolves can ever in any circumstance behave with this curiosity or aggressive confidence on human scent AND loud roaring. I yelled at them as a three hundred kilos silver back gorilla would try to show how big and powerful he was. No wolves ever no matter how big their biggest packs are in Europe would do anything but withdraw. These animals stayed at a distance and gave me the impression that they followed me on the road even. But not close
Distance is extremely uncertain but my best guess would be five hundred meters
This location has been used before for hunting and these dogs have been released during supervised legal (presumably) hunting in this exact location
They have smelled or sensed a wild animal and followed it into the forest where they have hunted before

will anyone stop this. how common is this

The police said they would call the nearest farms and ask about their dogs and the hunters that set up the hunting towers there in that old railway road where the dogs live that they bring to hunt there
But unfortunately I don't expect them to do anything when the response is "I know nothing". This is obviously a massive incident since I told them I am a scientist that will likely enquire with other scientist and if they cover this up it will explode big time. this is not s minor incident
Jägarna is a popular Swedish movie about the sad reality of this kind of stuff. anything related to mis management with hunting or dogs is so deeply rooted in human behaviour since the stone age that the local police do anything they can to forget about it. "Probably just a barking deer" or "wolves are common in the forest" and might bark despite my sincere explanation that this is hunting dogs not wolves and carries a prison sentence if heard in front of a magistrate
if you imagine "i like logic circuit design" the absolute opposite is "i like dogs and hunting". it's as different as a von Neumann machine is from sticks and stones in technological achievement. and a massive education effort is still needed for that population should they not cause a complete collapse of civilization like 1930s Germany. you might like NATURE you certainly don't like fire arms or dogs. has nothing to do with investigating nature. it is not conscious behaviour. but only photographers and hunters visit nature? you are obviously not a scientist ("what is this?" looking at bowling ball in small Lebowskis bath room. "you are obviously not a golfer")
I don't expect them to even ask anyone and just hope I forgot about it or they never have any other hikers near that spot at night
The "police report" that I received when they returned from the spot I told them to investigate was exactly that "it was probably just a deer and now I will go home and sleep". that only told ne that the pack had moved or did not respond to a car or they went to the wrong place or most likely could not be less motivated to find them
I gave the female officer that spoke English a stern explanation what would happen in Sweden. Prison. Absolutely nothing else than prison. Grave negligence in dog oversight. No hunting license and no dogs for the rest of his life
This is extremely serious that this is seen as a minor mistake that hunting dogs are stalking wild animals alone at night. Only in Sweden do we understand clearly that HUMANS are in the forest at night sometimes. We have palaeolithic blood lines and the world's foremost paleo biologist among other things. I am a renowned explorer. My father and uncle is one of the world's foremost wildlife photographer for WWF NG etc. Wild life is strictly monitored and controlled and this kind of neglect is absolutely treated with utmost sincerity
Our society is not in a state of civil war. Escaped hunting dogs hunting alone at night. Prison. Period. And the local police that tries to suppress it or treat it with a yawn will be investigated by internal affairs and released from service and prohibited from similar work with a responsibility to investigate seriously
We in sweden have the most aggressive policy in the world to combat this suppression of neglect related to hunting from the local community or any kind of coverup attempt or failure to investigate serious neglect, crime or not, we are not "paragraph riders" (paragraf ryttare) we investigate serious problems. anyone can understand how serious this is before digging after paragraphs

more about dog behaviour in general that might be relevant

Regarding dogs that hunt alone. I will not name any names but I have met a couple that lived in a remote valley in Portugal where their two large extremely aggressive dogs (even after ten minutes they were extremely uncomfortable with my presence and would not listen to their owner's calm regarding my encounter near their caravan on Canary islands) hunt together and bring home food. Literally drag it home to the family. Needless to say they have no kids and I will not say more about it more than the point that large dogs can easily on their own learn to hunt wild game. Possibly several breeds. They are still all close relatives of animals that do exactly that to survive. Guard territory identify intruder stalk and hunt prey is their basic behaviour anything else would result from actively counter acting instinctive behaviour that has become common to convert security staff patrol units and killers to social support animals because morons absolutely need to own a dog
Recall that in less developed countries like Chile dogs bark all night EVERYWHERE and run free in the day
I was in Chile for six months and never encountered dogs at night but had to suffer through the incessant noise if "guarding" at night. EVERYONE has night guard dogs. it is completely incomprehensible if you ever passed first grade with honours that they blindly follow a relict tradition for no other reason. Those dogs are GUARD dogs that have no experience of hunting ever. And when they encounter a human in the forest during their daily adventure they are never aggressive that far away from home
In western Europe outside Spain almost never dogs that bark all night. Same in Latvia. Two weeks in Lithuania don't think I ever heard a dog at night. A welcome serenity from Chile that I just arrived from after completing my record breaking expedition there
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2024.05.14 15:26 spiker611 Dishwasher removal help - blocked by new floor and copper feed issues

Dishwasher removal help - blocked by new floor and copper feed issues
Bracket under countertop with lip
Left leveling foot
Right leveling foot
Water feed line that wont budge
I'm trying to uninstall an old (1990's) dishwasher. The countertop has an lip that the dishwasher mounting brackets go under (see first picture). The leveling feet of the dishwasher are nearly inaccessible due to a new floor being installed around them (see second and third pictures). As such it seems impossible to get any tool around the feet to shorten them so I can pull the dishwasher out. I see a few options:
  • Cut the legs with a saw - this dishwasher is being trashed so that's an OK option
  • Cut the floor around the legs - seems tricky to do without damaging other things
Additionally I'm concerned about how the new dishwasher will go in if the floor is cut to precisely where the feet are on this washer. So maybe I'll be forced to cut the floor eventually?
Another problem is that I'm trying to take out the water feed line (picture 4) but the copper line coming from the right won't budge from the right-angle connector. I'm not sure how to apply pressure in a way that wont break something or damage the line. It definitely won't budge by hand without feeling like I might break something.
I'd very much appreciate any advice here. I'd be fine paying for DW installation but I'm afraid that the installers will see the clearance issue and not want to do what's necessary to remove the washer. Thank you <3
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2024.05.14 15:25 OrganizationGreat248 Unlucky Isekai Life (Part 2 of 6)

Ruby groaned as the alarm went off signaling that one of her charges had arrived back from their mission. While troublesome in its own right, what really got under her skin was that she only had one charge at the moment, and that edge lord piece of shit wasn’t supposed to complete his task for AT LEAST another 4 deca-cycles according to the prediction algorithm. Grumbling to herself, she rolled out of bed and poured herself a glass of water to offset the hangover she was trying to recover from.

A few moments later she was gliding down the hall to the meeting room. She knew Jason was going to pitch a fit that she had left him waiting, the self-entitled brat always did think the world revolved around him; but perhaps he should have thought about that before freaking dying so early. If he wanted her to be there to meet him upon death, he could at least have the decency to not die the morning after one of her binges.

Other staff members gave her a wide berth, even if it was a hollow title, she was still technically far above basically anyone else in the pecking order, at least those who had a physical presence within the Agency. She knew they all mocked her behind her back, even divine beings were sadly prone towards gossip. She put the anger at her subordinates/coworkers out of her mind for now; even if she didn’t particularly LIKE Jason, he still didn’t deserve her coming in with baggage.

Lost in her thoughts, she hadn’t noticed that she’d arrived in front of the conference room door. She had been mulling over her thoughts, just staring into nothingness, for several minutes before she finally snapped back to the present. With a soft rap on the door, she opened it and floated inside. Jason was lounging, sprawled out on the regally padded chair throne he so fancied.

They exchanged pleasantries before she sat down to go over the mission summary. Upon seeing the cause of death, she had regrettably lost her composure and started to laugh uncontrollably. Her mighty subordinate had been felled by a goblin?! The mighty Jason Alexander Coyle, “mercenary extraordinaire”, had gotten his shit kicked in by a lowly goblin using what looked like a shiny butter knife. Oh, it was just too rich to not laugh at the absurdity.

It took her much longer than she would like to admit, to stop laughing. Jason of course wore a sour look through the entire endeavor. She shrugged it off, she had little doubt that if the same thing had happened to someone else, he would have been right beside her doubled over in laughter. Hell, once he was in a less pissy mood, she might even be able to get him to laugh about it later.

As luck would have it, it appeared that Jason’s actions had been enough to alter the tides of the war. The kingdom, and its divinity, would still lose many to the battles ahead, but Jason had done enough that the Agency could still bill the client for services rendered. As she spoke, she could see the disdain the man had for her, he always complained that she was drunk and reeked of liquor. Sure, that was often true, but he didn’t need to be such a stick in the mud about it all.

She went ahead and authorized the transfer of credits to Jason’s account. As soon as she did so, he opened up the store page and tuned her out. She watched him open up the back-channel site and purchase something, a small part of her wondered who was going to get roasted over the coals this time for allowing their admin privileges to be hacked. She toyed with the idea of bringing up his illegal actions, but truth be told she didn’t really give a shit. The other divinities were far too lax with their security, it had been child's play for one of her previous wards to hack into the Agency’s system and build the black site.

She’d ask him once about the whole thing, didn’t really grasp as much as she would have liked, but basically it functioned by spoofing a handler's credentials. This allowed the user to gain access to encrypted parts of the network, specifically access to certain privileged services that handlers enjoyed and most importantly, access to the mission assignment database. Users could buy and sell restricted or banned goods, and a part of the profits would be siphoned off to her ward’s personal account.

With Jason’s attention otherwise occupied, Ruby went ahead and reviewed the logs for his previous mission. Something about it was nagging at her. She couldn’t put it into words; however, the whole series of events just didn’t feel like ‘bad luck’. Using her divine authority, she rewound events, watching Jason’s lungs unfill with blood and refill with air.

The goblin skulked back to its den of corpses, resheathing the dagger at its hips, and reburied itself underneath the bodies. She let it rewind another few moments before stopping the feed and letting it run at normal time. She watched the goblin, slowly shifting the bodies out of the way, making sure they made no noise when it moved them. Slowly, carefully, it began to creep towards Jason’s exposed back. It drew the blade, again slowly and quietly. It closed the distance making sure to never let Jason see it or to give him any reason to think someone was behind him. Then in a flash of movement it leapt, burying the dagger right into a joint in Jason’s armor. The placement was perfect, no resistance, so the blade sank to the hilt. Allowing it to puncture Jason’s right lung.

Ruby rewound the log once more. This was wrong, very wrong. The goblin was way too good to just be some random grunt. Its movements were too smooth, its aim too precise. No, she was sure of it now, this was not a normal goblin. She focused her attention on the thing, aiming to scan the goblin for abnormalities, the dust covering it offering a surprising level of resistance to her scan. Not enough to stop her from doing what she wanted, but more resistance than she felt was reasonable for the anti-magic powder.

When she finally gained access to the monster’s stat block, her suspicions were proven correct. That was no normal goblin, that was a Redcap, a Redcap assassin no less. What in the dozen hells was a Redcap assassin doing in the middle of a freaking battlefield?! Such a valuable unit wouldn’t be used on the front lines, their skill set was terribly suited for the chaos that was an active battle. No, something was very wrong here and Ruby was going to figure out what.

As her mind raced trying to puzzle out what the actual fuck was going on, something else about the goblin flagged in her mind. It had come out of the corpse pile with the dagger already in its possession. She highlighted the various bodies that had made up the goblin's hidey hole, and then rewound the scene back. Every time one of the highlighted bodies met their fate, she froze the moment and pulled the scene into a separate window. It took a few minutes, but she eventually had all of the corpses frozen in the heartbeat before their deaths. She went through and scanned every single individual. Not a single one had been equipped with a magic disruptor blade. “So, where the fuck did the Redcap get a kingdom issued disruptor?”

Looking up, she saw that Jason was still fiddling with whatever it was that he bought. She tried to make idle conversation with the man, but he had gone full auto pilot, giving curt one-to-two word answers when asked a question or having to respond to a comment. She rolled her eyes, as much as she and him butted heads, she did have to admit that she did kind of like the guy. He had been going a little too hard into the whole dark and brooding edge lord thing recently, but that was hardly his fault. The human soul was ill suited to withstand the trauma of death, much less multiple deaths. The Agency usually did a memory scrub every couple missions, to prevent that kind of issue, but Jason had been dodging the screenings. For a moment she considered just letting sleeping dogs lie. Jason was dead and the mission was over regardless of what she might find, but the whole thing just rubbed her the wrong way.

Taking a little nip from her pocket flask, she once more focuses her attention on the Redcap. After scrubbing through the last several months of the creature’s life, she finally finds what she was looking for. The blade had come from one of Jason’s personal guards.

Ruby did a deep dive on the guard, and what came back made her blood run cold. The man had recently lost his lover. Jason had ordered a company to mop up a fleeing enemy force, before it could regroup and cause more issues. The entire thing had been a ruse and the company had been slaughtered to the last. The guard's lover had been part of that company. The loss had hit the man hard, driving him to the only rock left in his life. His deep belief in the kingdom’s divinity.

And wouldn’t you know it, apparently the kingdom’s divinity had some issues with Jason that it couldn’t be bothered to address through the proper channels. So instead of letting Ruby handle the trainwreck that was Jason’s social skills, this little scum lord of a God, had taken upon themself to deal with the issue. Several months of holy visions were enough to convince the grieving widow to betray everyone and everything he had ever known.

Once the guard had been properly brainwashed into turning his coat, it had been a simple matter to worm his way on to all of Jason’s post-fight surveys of the battlefield. The magic scanners that were exclusive to Jason’s retinue, had allowed him to see that Jason’s inhuman ability to avoid taking damage was really just a creative use of high-level magic. High-level magic that could have easily been used to save many of the kingdom’s soldiers. But of course, Jason believed himself too good to give the common man a means to protect themselves and those they loved. All this knowledge was of course worthless to the guard, he was nowhere near skilled enough to actually challenge Jason. But wouldn’t you know it, the divinity had thought of that too.

The podunk worm had brokered a secret deal with the enemy he’d contracted the Agency to deal with. In exchange for getting rid of a thorn in the God’s side, it would use its powers to scale back the war. Instead of facing a war of eradication, the enemy would be allowed to keep some of the land it had conquered.

At the urging of his God, the guard held a series of clandestine meetings with the Redcap. Imparting all the information he had learned in the months of shadowing Jason. He also gave the beast two gifts, the first was a Disruptor blade the guard had swiped from a fellow honor guard; when Jason’s corpse was found the blade would be traced back to the unfortunate guard instead of the traitor. The second was a satchel of Grarothian powder that had been blessed by the divinity, to ensure that Jason wouldn’t see the attack coming. It had worked of course; Jason hadn’t even known he was in danger till the blade was already buried in his lung. Oh, she was going to have the wannabe God’s head on a pike after this.

It pained her to admit it, but Jason deserved the final say in how this was all going to go down. She attempted to grab his attention, but the man was lost in his own little world. She tried waving her hands, ignored. She tried snapping her fingers in his ears, ignored. She even went so far as to beat her wings, blasting his face with the wind force of just under a category 1 hurricane; again ignored. Her rage was starting to reach fever pitch. So, she defaulted to the most tried and true method of stress reduction she had in her arsenal. She decided the only way for herself and Jason, once he knew the truth, to calm down would be to relax with a drink of the finest Earth treats.

With a heavy heart she opened up her most beloved extra planer storage space. This place was used for the only two things Ruby really cared about anymore. It was where she kept her most prized and coveted liquor, and where she kept the last few mementos, she possessed of her fallen wards. Her eyes scanned the room, she needed to pick the right apology gift. As she carefully made her way towards the back, she saw it. Tucked in about two thirds of the way to the back wall, stood a single hogshead of ancient scotch whiskey. The second to last gift she had received from one of her dearest friends, all those years ago.

Yes, this was the correct one. She felt it deep within her chest, a proper atonement requires a proper level of sacrifice. With a heavy heart she lifted the barrel over her head and began to stride out of the extra dimensional space. As she neared the opening, the soft clink of something falling and a flash of gold caught her eye. Sitting on a tiny end table was a small pouch of coins, one of which had somehow gotten loose and tumbled face up onto the polished table face.

For a moment she hesitated, she knew exactly what those coins were; and knew how much trouble she would get into if upper management found out she had them. That said, she also knew a sign when she saw one. The artifacts that she held within this place were the last remnants of those she had failed most of all. She pondered the meaning behind the fact that two of her previous charges seemed to have taken a shine to Jason, offering up to him their most precious of gifts. With a heavy heart and a plea to those long lost, she grabbed the coin before closing the pocket dimension.

With a loud *CLUNK* She set the hogshead down. Apparently, the sound of the barrel had finally made enough noise to draw Jason’s attention away from his screen. From a much smaller storage pocket she produced two crystal glasses. Pouring a hefty serving into each glass, she set one down in front of herself and the other in front of Jason. Locking eyes with the man, she said a single word.

“Drink”

The man twisted his face up in disgust at the sight of the liquor.

“Thanks, but no thanks, I’m not inclined to degr...”

“I said, DRINK!” Ruby growl bellows, casting the Command spell on the last word. Jason, despite his best efforts to ignore the compulsion, is forced to do as he is told, and takes a hearty swig of his hundred-year-old Scotch. With a smile on her lips, Ruby takes the opportunity to sip the illustrious gift. The hours melt away as they both sip and savor the deep complex flavors of this legendary brew.

As the drink flows her recollection of events becomes just a tad bit hazy. She can’t really remember how long it takes, but she does eventually come clean about the reason for this impromptu bout of drinking. It comes as little shock that Jason is... less than pleased to learn about the events that led to his death. He downs the rest of his drink in a single gulp, a waste of grand booze in Ruby’s opinion, and demands she fill his next one to the brim. For the first time in FAR too long, Ruby gets to see the Jason she had known all those years ago was still in there.

As the festivities carried on, she would occasionally catch him fiddling with the token he had bought. Curiosity finally getting the better of her, she decided to ask him about it, deciding to NOT mention that she knew it was illicitly purchased. He was cagey about it at first, but eventually loosened up and told her the truth.

He had grown bored with the usual missions that he had been assigned. He was sick of always having to play support, always cleaning up someone else’s messes, always laying the groundwork for someone else’s story. So, he had decided to cash in his points, and finally make use of the vacation time he had accrued. He had picked out what looked to be a pretty basic Isekai mission. Ruby suggested not mentioning his luck to anyone else, even she was aware how rare and coveted those missions were.

As the night wound to a close, they said their goodbyes. Before taking her leave, Ruby remembered the other present she had for Jason. A sharp whistle was the only warning she gave him before flicking the coin at his head. Even drunk, the man’s senses were still a thing to marvel at as he caught it in midair .

“The fuck is this?”

“Think of it as a gift.” She snorts.

“Oh, how generous of you. A whole gold coin, whatever will I spend it on.” Jason responds as he jangles the large coin pouch at his hip.

“Oh, fuck off. I’ll take it back if you’re going to be a brat about it.”

Jason drops the coin into his wallet and shakes it again for good measure. “Oops, too late now. Guess you’ll just have to let me keep it.” He gives her a smug grin.

She scoffed before turning around and making for the door. She could hear him activate the token as she closed the door behind her. As she wandered down the hallways back to her room, she pondered the events of the day. The rogue client would need to be dealt with, but she still wasn’t sure if burying him in legal paperwork for the next millennia or two, or just giving him a good old fashion human curb stomping, was the better punishment for his actions.

The choices bounced around in her head till she finally reached her residence. Having made no real progress in deciding her actions, she elected to just table the decision till she woke up next. The God was small time, so it wasn’t like it was going anywhere.

She took her time getting ready to sleep. Being a divine being herself, she didn’t actually NEED to sleep, but she did so enjoy the human customs surrounding the whole process. She took a long hot bath to unwind, before summoning a pair of adorable pajamas. Her body clean, and her mind at peace she laid down in her oversized excessively fluffy bed.

She had barely closed her eyes and began to drift off to blissful sleep, before she was awoken once again by the sound of her alarm going off.

“You have got to be shitting me. HOW?!?!”
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2024.05.14 15:25 BravoFoxtrotZulu Advice for a UK citizen who is the target of a repeat offender (15 yo, male) chronically egging our house? What are the legal options available in the UK? The police have identified the boy's name and address, officially warned him, but he won't stop. It's escalating to more eggs and larger gangs.

More detail:
My house is has been egged 9 times to date by the same boy (15,M) since September 2023, approximately once per month.
All of these incidents have been captured on my CCTV and I have the footage documented. The footage is HD, and it's clear to see it is the same boy.
The boy has apparently had no previous criminal record.
Why he's targeting me: During first event in September 2023, the boy egged many houses in my street, but because I stepped outside and told him off and warned him, I've now become a target. (I know in hindsight I shouldn't have done this)
The first three or four times I sent the CCTV footage in to the police each time, but I was told that the facial recognition software wouldn't work on a zoomed in CCTV image because it was too blurry. As such, I asked if it was legal to film in a public place if I happened to see the boy in the local area so that he could be identified, I was told this is perfectly legal to do, so I considered potentially doing this.
On the fifth occasion a couple of months ago, I managed to go for a walk around my street and walked past him (I recognised him by his clothes). I took a video of his face and spoke to him about it and a few weeks later, from enquiring around the local schools with the image of his face the police identified him from the footage. On the video he admitted guilt, and also said the reason he was doing it was because he was "bored". He also said on the video that if he knew I was such a nice guy, he wouldn't have carried on.
Since then, his mother has been visited (who lives in another town) by the police to explain the situation and her response was "that's not how he was raised" and offered to bring him over to apologise, I said there was no need for that. This was around April 2024.
The boy came back roughly 24 hours after being identified and egged us again. From this, the police issued an official warning. I've been told that two warnings are needed before moving onto the next stage.
Since he was warned the first time, we had no further incidents for around a month. However two days ago, the boy returned and threw an egg attempting to get it through our open bedroom window but missed and hit the glass instead. He threw this particular egg from further away to try to get out of view of the camera (he doesn't realise my cameras are 180 degree lens so it still captured him). He is now trying to avoid being identified.
Yesterday, he returned again, this time with a group of 7-8 boys with hoods up wearing balaclavas, and they threw 9 eggs in total, completely covering our property. The original boy who started it all was identifiable, we recognise him by his frame and clothes.
Reddit, does anyone have any legal advice they can provide? Would be greatly appreciated.
If anything above isn't clear or more info is needed, let me know in the comments.
Thanks guys.
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2024.05.14 15:25 Snowball-XD Chinese Reaction to G2 VS TES

Chinese Reaction to G2 VS TES
Seeing someone are curious about chinese reaction to G2 VS TES,I translated some comments from HUPU and Bilibili with the help of translator (English is my second language) .
Yike:
  • You are so smart! Using Ivern and placing so many bushes in the rift to make TES think they're fighting in Vietnam! Who can tell the difference between you and Einstein? (TES lost to GAM before)
  • The 25 stacks is Mejai's limitation, not yours.
  • Sorry, bro, I may doubt Ivern, but I shouldnt doubt you.
Mikyx:
  • Seeing you show the FPX emote, I knew you still couldn't forget 2019.
  • Fed TES a kill in the GAME2, so they wont feel embarrassed. Your EQ is too high.Thank you!
  • Mikyx: Do you guys think I can only play Poppy?
  • BloodSong's spokesman.
  • Mikyx: Meiko, do you know I have defeated three champion support players before? (s9 skt mata,s9 tl corejj, s9 dwg beryl)
  • "Let's show you guys a Braum tutorial gameplay. The rank isn't high: MSI stage. The opponents aren't strong: LPL's second seed." (Imitating the introduction of the LoL teaching videos on tiktok)
BrokenBlade:
  • Bro are swimming in teamfights. ("swimming" means "moving freely and no one can stop")
  • Every time there is a game with Camille, it's always fun to watch.
  • Why can you play so many champs and play so good as well?
  • Top father!
  • 체력 4700 방어력 329 마저201 인 챔피언👤이 저지불가🚫, 쉴드🛡, 벽🧱 넘기는 거 있고요. 에어본🌪 있고, 심지어 쿨타임은 1️⃣초밖에 안되고 마나🧙‍♂️는 1️⃣5️⃣ 들고 w는 심지어 변신💫하면 쿨 초기화에다가 패시브는 고정피해🗡가 들어가며 그 다음에 방마저🥋 올리면📈 올릴수록📈 스킬 가속⏰이 생기고! q에 스킬가속⏰이 생기고 스킬 속도🚀가 빨라지고📈 그 다음에 공격력🗡 계수가 있어가지고 W가 그 이익-으아아아악😱😱
  • You are the engine of the team.
  • "Bin! Come out! Where are you!"
Caps:
  • Caps is the best Tristana player I've seen .
  • What year is this year?2019?
  • I thought Faker was too weak, turns out you're just too strong.
  • "I'm back from the hell, faker !"
    • Reply: not from the heaven?
  • Call T1 over!
HansSama:
  • Bro got nervous when hearing that Uzi was going to join G2, so he quickly put on a show. (G2 recently joked on CN website about inviting Uzi to join them )
  • G2.Uzi Disconnected.
  • Playing kogmaw is right, it solves your problem of not buying LDR.
  • [ALL] G2.HansSama : shoutu. (The meaning of "shoutu" in Chinese is similar to "ez")
JackeyLove:
JackeyLove,dont take the plane, time to swim
  • you tried your best, to lose.
  • There is a bug. AD on both sides have no passive skills. (means Jkl Draven cant kill anyone,and Hsama kogmaw has never died.
Meiko:
  • ON used three hooks to end the game, but you only used one.
  • How dare you fight Leona at level 2? Just like a silver player!
  • Now I know why you want to play renata. You want to fed kogmaw till six items and let him kill his teammates.
Creme:
  • Your Azir plays like Lee Sin.
  • Kamikaze will recruite you to be their pilot after watching the GAME3.
Tian:
  • You should retire when you finish the game in Iceland.
  • JKL: S8 Finals. IG3-0FNC,Time: 85 mins 49 secs
  • Tian: S9 Finals. FPX 3-0 G2,Time: 96 mins 54 secs
  • Caps: 2024.MSl. G2 3-0 TES., Time: 82 mins 30 secs
369:
  • "I miss the days with Kanavi, Ruler, missing and Knight."
  • You had the counter pick and still got solokilled by BrokenBlade.
  • How did you got hit by K'sante ult three times in the same spot???
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2024.05.14 15:25 OmegaGoober They Did Not Think Through Their Cunning Plan

This story was inspired by the following prompt: https://www.reddit.com/humansarespaceorcs/comments/1cqvbwk/humans_are_known_for_building_veryvery_large/
General Kim was awakened from a sound slumber by klaxons. Years of military training kicked in and he was out of bed in record time. Checking the data pad briefly while pulling on his uniform he saw something terrifying.
“Attack in progress. Launch in 10:34.”
An attack? Who? Where? How? What kind? General Kim was soon out the door to his quarters. He was at his battle bridge before the launch countdown had reached 10:00. Similar scenes were playing out throughout the ship, as generals checked in with their battle bridge statuses.
In the ship’s primary bridge, two kilometers from General Kim, Admiral Sol looked at her command display with satisfaction. 100% readiness in less than two minutes. She was pleased. She addressed the 10,000 soul the crew over the PA system. “An allied colony is under attack by enemies unknown. Wormhole travel will take approximately twenty minutes and thirty-four seconds. Prepare for battle.”
General Kim scrolled through the scant field assessment data. There wasn’t much. A large multi-species colony was being bombarded from orbit. No signs of enemy ground forces. The primary wormhole comms array was out, but an old Subspace system was still functional after 120 years of dormancy. “And THAT,” said General Kim, “is what preventative maintenance is for.”
“General, sir?”
“Sorry. Just thinking out loud. Their W23 system is down but they’re still in touch using an SB-Class 3.”
“I think I’ve seen one of those in a museum!”
“Our grandparents saw them in museums. You make do on the rim.”
Launch and wormhole transit went off with clockwork precision. Soon, the ship exited its artificial wormhole. It was immediately bombarded by the unknown hostiles. Explosions of varying kinds went off on the ship’s hull, ripping gashes in her armor.
“Damage report?” Admiral Sol asked.
“Ablative armor at 97%. No other damage reports.”
“Excellent. Inform me when the preliminary weapons analysis is in.”
Meanwhile, the Admiral's counterpart in the invading fleet, Imperial Agent Skrald, was still screaming, “What is that THING?”
“I’ve seen moons smaller than that ship,” said one of his lieutenants.
“We have to have a record of it. You can’t build something that big in complete secrecy!”
“Imperial Agent Skrald, I think it’s the, “Blade of Scoth.”
“That ship’s an old myth! It can’t possibly-“
“We've carved a notch!”
“Send the biggest we’ve got,” the Skrald replied.
A “notch” was a divot in the ship’s hull of the right shape to prevent weapons files from glancing off the armor.
“We’re being hailed, sir!”
“Tell them we don’t talk to burnt food and end the transmission,” the Admiral replied.
Imperial Agent Skrald watched with glee as the missile made contact with the notch and detonated.
On her ship, Admiral Sol asked for another damage report.
“Lower-port ablative armor section 374 at 40%, pinata layer is fully exposed.
“Can it take another direct hit?”
“It was only a gigaton blast. One more should make a perfect crack.”
“Excellent. Order the candy away from the blast point just to be safe.”
“Already done ma'am.”
“Make a note to find out who gave that order so I can commend them on their quick-thinking.”
“Yes Admiral.”
While the invading fleet pivoted their attention to the new ship, a second Terran vessel, the “Rule of Two Rogers” exited its artificial wormhole on the far side of the planet. A swarm of smaller craft flowed from the ship into the atmosphere below.
Imperial Agent Skrald, ignorant of the “Rule of Two Rogers,” was shouting with excitement. “Hit it again! Fire another!” The second missile flew through space, connecting with the underlayer exposed by the last missile. At first, it looked like the ship was spewing out debris, but the debris started flying in formations and shooting at his ships.
On the human ship, the Admiral smiled with satisfaction as she heard the report, “Piñata 86 has been breached. The candy is flowing. I repeat, the candy is flowing.”
“All stations, fire at will,” she replied.
The eyes of Imperial Agent Skrald opened wide as the surface of the massive ship lit up with a multicolored array of missiles, lasers, torpedos, and something that seemed to fire AFTER destroying one of his ships.
“It’s a rainbow of death,” he said, shocked into immobility by the way his fleet was being erased. He came back to his senses when his ship was rocked by debris impact from his erstwhile fleet.
“It’s too big to land!” He yelled. “All ships to the surface! I repeat, all ships retreat to the surface!”
The debris tore off one of his ship’s nacelles. “Did we need that to land?” He yelled.
“Only to get home sir,” an officer replied.
“Good.”
Admiral Sol watched the battle with satisfaction. This was the Blade of Scoth’s first battle in over 100 years. As a descendant of the famous Ambasador Sol, she took her guardianship of the BoS very seriously. A report came up on her screen. The hostiles had been identified. It was one of the Naga Imperium factions, or they were at least using the faction’s ships, weapons and known tactics. “Bastards,” she muttered.
“Admiral?” Lieutenant Cutter said.
“Analysis says it’s the ‘Naga Imperium of the Bone.’ The colony's 20% Naga. They’re slaughtering their own. Have we established direct contact with the colony yet?”
“Not yet Admiral. They don’t seem to have any short-range communications working. We’re still limited to what’s coming over their old subspace system.”
On the planet below, Sally McCool, a Naga hatched and raised in the colony, like her parents and grandparents before her, looked to the night sky. The missiles had come down, glowing brightly as the stars before they impacted. Now, the bright glowing objects had become larger, but many were breaking up and vanishing into nothing. Were these larger bombs, or was the enemy tumbling out of space?
She watched with growing horror as one approached the ground near the south okra field. She took a deep breath, and braced herself to be vaporized by whatever was about to land. Unable to watch, she curled into a ball on the ground, hoping death would be quick. She expected a nuclear flash, obliteration before hearing the blast. Instead, she heard a massive crash, crumpling metal and exploding components, and a long grinding sound as something huge cut into the soil. A rain of stones and soil covered her.
Sally looked up, and took several seconds to process what she was seeing. It hadn’t been a bomb. It had been a ship, and it had just crashed into one of their fields, carving a huge channel as it ground to a halt. A cloud of smoke was rising. Suddenly, a disk-shaped ship shot through the cloud of smoke. She recognized it from her history classes and old war movies. A flying saucer, painted with concentric circles of red, white, and blue. It was a Steve. A Steve class fighter. They were special. Why were they special?
Another saucer flew overhead. This one was red and yellow.
Sally remembered why the Steve battle saucers were special. They were exclusive to a ship called “The Rule of two Rogers.” The Steves were for battle, and this red and gold ship, as it landed she remembered, “It’s a Fred!” She yelled. She waved her arms, calling out to the ship. “We have injured! We have injured!” The side of the saucer opened up, and a multi-species crew of medics poured out.
While medics swarmed the colony providing aid, the best day of Skrald’s life had turned into the worst in a matter of minutes. He looked around his battered bridge. Even the emergency lighting could only manage flickering glimpses of the sparking wreckage around him. The only functional display was informing him the sewage system had ruptured and was pouring into what remained of the ventilation system.
“Is anyone else alive?”
“I TOLD you it was the Blade of Scoth you idiot!”
Skrald straightened his posture as much as the sharp pains in his abdomen would allow. “How DARE you speak to a member of the Imperium that way! I’ll eat you myself for that!”
“Good luck with that. I’m surrendering to the colony.”
“THEY’LL EAT YOUR FLESH AND MAKE SHOES FROM YOUR HIDE!”
“How’s that any better than you eating me?”
Outraged at the insolence, Skrald lunged in the direction of the taunting underling, smashing his snout against a hunk of metal he hadn’t noticed in the dim, flickering light.
Hours later, sunrise came to the battered colony. Most of the fires in the colony proper had been put out, but some of the Naga wreckage was still burning bright. Emergency contamination domes had been put up over the upwind wrecks, to contain as much of the toxic smoke as possible.
General Kim was on the ground, commanding the cleanup crews from both ships. He’d taken a brief break from those responsibilities to speak to one of the captured Naga.
“The guy in the fanciest duds tried to eat you when we took you into custody. Why?”
“I used to be a pilot,” she said. “Until that moron weaseled himself into enough power to do THIS!” She opened up her arms, as if to gesture at everything around her. “The only reason I’m even here is because I objected to this madness. That royal waste of scales wanted to personally mock me when he won. He even put that in writing on the paperwork for my ‘Away Without Leave’ warrant.”
“Weren’t you on his bridge?”
“Yes. You look confused, or at least that’s what my translator is telling me about your expression.”
“I don’t have a lot of combat experience. Nobody does these days, but hand-picking someone for your bridge crew because they have no confidence in you sounds like a bad idea to me.”
“This whole mission was nothing but bad ideas.”
“Please, tell me more.”
Meanwhile, in the darkness of space, a third ship of Capybara / Human design moved silent and unseen. Complex sensor arrays had been tracing the path the invaders had taken, seeking their origin. Data flowed in on interstellar communications problems, often evidence of ships passing though communications tunnels. The Starship Peggy Carter and her crew were on the trail, and the ship had a reputation to uphold. Latin mottos had fallen out of favor decades before she was built, so her motto was written in English.
“Those we fail to defend, we will avenge.”
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2024.05.14 15:25 Tadpole810 Project Madden Killer: A new simulation football Game to Dethrone Madden! Calling for all gamers' support.

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2024.05.14 15:24 No-Satisfaction2404 don’t forget

don’t forget
I just wanted to come on here to clarify some things about the leaks for those that need a summary of what is going on, and comment that it’s not a widespread issue, they’re fake, etc. Everybody needs to have the same information so that IB can’t be sneaky and try to brush it all off.
Many of you know that pirateIB on subreddit was the one who posted the first leak so publicly. I didn’t put too much thought into it as they weren’t my subjects and didn’t believe any of them would be real anyway. Regardless pirateIB has been a clutch resource option due to so many expensive websites taking advantage of us. Revision village for $200!? Before pirateIB got banned he posted an RV archive link, basically a copy of the website for free.
Through the website there was an option to accept an invite to the discord channel RV Archive and joined since subreddits where taken down. Didn’t think much of it and the day of my exam somebody posted some questions, I was like eh whatever lol this can’t be the questions. But it was. And from there on pretty much every exam has had majority of questions leaked. Mind you that this is just the free ones, many people have payed to receive the rest of exam questions that were not made public.
Those in the Asian time zone take their exams 6 hours before Europe, have the questions memorised, and write a doc with questions, even including possible mark schemes. Papers come out approximately 2-3hrs before we have our exam. No. It’s not only “fake guesses” and “20min before an exam”. Mind you, this is only one server, there is a telegram and a guilded one too, each with over 1000s of students.
These are the same exams that people have studied for two years to take, exams defining whether or not people meet their conditional, exams taken at ridiculously expensive schools, for what, the one and only prestigious international baccalaureate diploma?
Controversial take, but I feel we all should be expecting more from the IB itself rather than highschoolers leaking. Also considering how many people I’ve seen just blatantly offer to send people things is wild, it’s not just student scammers looking to make a quick buck. It feels more like a fuck you to IB. Which is understandable, it is hard, if there are any other life circumstances that get in between your ability to focus purely on school (which obviously there will be, we are not machines!!) it is almost guaranteed that you will fall behind. The amount of people I know who have broken down crying due to pressure exerted on by IB is a problem. Maybe we should ask why so many students felt the need to take it this far? Perchance
Thanks for coming to my ted talk,
I hope this raises more awareness so that the IB give us reasonable grade boundaries.
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2024.05.14 15:24 NeighborhoodDear1392 #WashingtonFarm The New China Federation is an illegal organization for which Guo Wengui practiced fraud

If you have not yet realized that Guo Wengui is a liar, those who help Guo Wengui cheat money, your hands are also covered with the blood smell of the blood of the compatriots who have been cheated, if it is not for your intentional wilful behavior in virtual farms around the world, Guo Wengui's current face will not continue to deceive so many compatriots who are stranded in the scam. Helping to brag about the concept of worthless virtual coins all day long, confusing the quotas that make everyone confused, fiddling with the KYC forms that you are originally "reviewing", and the virtual coin cake that cannot be listed forever delayed, shamelessly helping to continue to cheat fellow citizens of money in a series of pretentiously cooperative questions and answers, I really do not understand. How can you greedy and bottomless scum come to Western civilized countries to harm the money of compatriots at home and abroad, and harm Western civilization!
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2024.05.14 15:23 Outrageous_Step_2048 Why Is Meme Coin Development Important?

Memecoins has taken the cryptocurrency world by storm, offering a fun and engaging way to participate in the digital currency space. If you're interested in creating your own memecoin, here are 10 easy steps to get you started:
Define your concept:
Start by brainstorming ideas for your meme coin. Think about what makes the meme coin unique and what kind of community you want to build around it. Your coin can be based on a popular internet meme, celebrity or popular topic.
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After considering the concept, choose a catchy name and design a fun and recognizable logo for the coin. The name and logo should reflect the personality of your meme coin and help it stand out in a crowded market.
Choose a blockchain platform:
decide which blockchain platform you want to use to create the meme coin. Ethereum and Binance Smart Chain are popular options for meme coin development due to their low fees and wide adoption.
Create Coin Smart Contract:
Use a smart contract to create your meme coin. You can write your own code or use a template to get started. Be sure to add features like token distribution, distribution, and any special features you want to use on your coin.
Launch your coin:
Once the smart contract is ready, it's time to release your meme coin. Use a platform like PancakeSwap or Uniswap to build liquidity and put your coins to trade.
Build a Community:
Building a strong community is essential to the success of your meme coin. Use social media platforms like Twitter, Reddit and Discord to connect with potential investors and enthusiasts. Encourage community members to share memes and contribute content to your coin.
Market your coin:
Develop a marketing strategy to promote your coin and attract new investors. Consider running social media ads, sponsoring content creators, and participating in cryptocurrency and self-related online communities.
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Keep your meme coin liquid by providing liquidity to the decentralized exchanges where it is traded. This helps avoid price volatility and makes it easier for investors to buy and sell your coins.
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Observe:
Make sure you comply with all relevant regulations and laws, especially if you plan to raise money through an Initial Coin Offering (ICO) or Initial Exchange Offering (IEO). Consult with legal experts to ensure your meme coin complies with securities laws and regulations.
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2024.05.14 15:23 throwaway383293848 How can I stop feeling towards a colleague who wants me to convert to Islam?

TYPO IN TITLE IT SHOULD SAY HOW CAN I STOP FEELING ANGRY***
I’m born Christian and I will forever be a Christian and I absolutely love my religion.
Long story short, I have a white colleague who is dating a Muslim man from Palestine. She is slowly becoming obsessed with the Middle East and with Islam and I have a strong feeling he is behind it. She tells me she’s going to convert to Islam and often talks to me about leaving America to go live in the Middle East and raise her kids there. She’s often talks about how she’d like other people to experience Islam and today she said she had a dream that I was a hijabi woman (that’s just a few examples).
Unfortunately being middle eastern myself, I struggle with resentment towards Muslims because I have had family members killed by them in the Middle East. I am trying to work on becoming a more forgiving person but the topic of Islam and the Middle East makes me uncomfortable and angry.
I don’t talk about religion or politics at work and I feel like it’s not a place to talk about it (I am a government lawyer).
I’m stuck on what to do. She is overall a nice person who is being influenced by her boyfriend. I know I’m a bad person for being angry which is why I’ve come here for advice :(
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2024.05.14 15:23 folknepalisocialist Who are the real enemies of Nepal?

"The specific political distinction to which political actions and motives can be reduced is that between friend and enemy."
Carl Schmitt
Politics in Nepal, especially politics for change is aimless because they can't identify a enemy to fight against or struggle against and they run around aimless with vague or useless talk about helping everyone and being friends with everyone for "unity". Or a vague word like "corruption"
Of course that's not really how change is brought.
If the current system exists in Nepal then it exists because some people benefit from it. Not because our politicians are "stupid" (If our politicians were stupid how have they held power over us for so long?)
From one problem or another, someone in the country does benefit and profit and with that profit he buys Nepali politicians
Everyone from the private school owner looting students
to the contractor looting the public
to the private hospital owners looting patients
to the only billionaire in the country
All are members and funders of our political parties. They fund the parties and they get returns on their investment in the form of a free hand to exploit and suck people's blood.
Farmers protest because Indian products are displacing their goods, they are forced to throw their products away and protest on the streets. Did it just happen randomly or are their trader capitalists who are benefitting from all this by importing?
Nepal has problems for vast majority of people. But it isn't just because the politicians are incompetent. It is because there are people in Nepal who are benefitting and earning money from all our current problems. If you think about it even unemployment is a source of revenue for those who run the manpower companies.
And then we say stupid things like displace Oli or prachanda. In 20-30 years there will be no Oli or prachanda. But unless you fight the root of the problem. The Oligarchy which profits from the suffering of Nepali people then the problems will remain same.
The man in singhadurbar is a puppet of money and finance,the real ruler's of Nepal are Chaudhary,Agrawal,Golchha etc
If you are earning a healthy profit from importing goods from India and selling Nepali youth abroad it isn't in your interests to allow Nepal to industrialise or allow Nepali farmers to live.
So we can't take all Nepalis together with us and sing happy songs for change. There is a class of Nepalis who love this system and we have to struggle against them
We can't convince them either they are obviously going to defend their loot and exploitation as it's in their interests.
Uniharuko benefit xa hamlai dubauna, afno interest ma gariraxan, teso bhaye hami pani afno interest ma lagnu paryo ra uniharu mathi jhamtera ghoda bata jharnuparyo
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2024.05.14 15:22 lostdude2023 Do I see a urologist/push further?

My suspsicion is I have death grip/porn addiction. I have periods where I can get rock hard and erectile health is fantastic, then I probably overdo it and it gets bad again. Lately I had fantastic erections to porn in Jan/Feb with the help of ashgawanda. That's now worn off and I've tried to quit porn again.
I get morning wood but only at half mast and I only get a full erection when close to cumming, today I was horny and finished but the erection was not rock solid and went down very quickly after finishing. This was without porn after around 15 days of no PMO, lots of cum but erection quality poor.
I'm unsure whether I should push my doctor further, as they always say is physological and give me pills. Should I go back again and ask for blood tests etc.?
I try hims daily mints which only gave a limited impacted/improvement. Whereas the actual branded Cialis does make a difference but I save those for when I get a real girl.
Another big problem is I barely get the opportunity to be with real girls, so its hard to tell if my dick is broken but it feels like it and takes a mental toll. Its just depressing that when masturbating I know the erection I have wouldn't be able to last for sex, which makes me think death grip.
Erection quality consistently yo yoing, and when it returns it feels like a curse as it makes me return back to porn which is probs what got me into this mess!
Any advice appreciated.
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2024.05.14 15:21 adulting4kids I can't stop eating...on holidays

  1. Delve into the concept of intuitive eating during the holiday season. How can tuning into your body's hunger and fullness cues contribute to a more mindful and balanced approach to food, helping you navigate the festivities without the added pressure of weight gain concerns?
  2. Explore the role of support systems in managing weight-related challenges during the holidays. How can open communication with friends, family, or professionals provide encouragement and understanding, fostering an environment where your well-being is prioritized over external expectations or societal pressures?
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2024.05.14 15:20 Boring-Tangerine-347 Work Advice please!

Hi,
I’m sorry if this isn’t the right sub for this, but it felt like a supportive area to ask the question. This is a throwaway account in case the situation is recognised.
I’ve had someone senior to me make a comment at work to a colleague who is junior to me claiming that I’m not doing my job properly because I have “wedding brain”.
The complaint itself is not valid, as it’s based on me not getting back to someone, which I had done and have evidence to support this.
This is the most recent of a number of incidents which could be classed as bullying, but I felt this one crossed the line. The others were unprofessional and disrespectful but isolated didn’t seem worth raising as an issue.
From speaking to my HR rep, she’s suggested that this is borderline sexist, which I agree with, but can’t put my finger on why. It feels very close to the baby brain comments, but also feels less gendered. I’d love to hear other thoughts on this.
Thanks!
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2024.05.14 15:20 Poetic_dr A Pain that is worse than Childbirth ; Prolapsed uterus

A Pain that is worse than Childbirth ; Prolapsed uterus
Disclaimer ; This is a dreaded complication. This does not happen to all women.
Despite advances in medicine, some parts of childbirth remain crude, and violent. The pain of childbirth and its complications are normalized rather casually in medical textbooks. In social family settings, these conversations are non existent, so I thought I’ll share some medical facts.
I’m going to describe a pain that is worse than childbirth ; I’ll try to explain some anatomical & physiological facts before I get to the complication.
The uterus is a specialized muscular organ that hosts the growing fetus. It is ‘tethered’ or held in place in place by ligaments that hold it to bone and surrounding structures.
The placenta is a special tissue that forms only during pregnancy. Rather amazing. It is bound to the inner lining of the uterus through numerous blood vessels arranged in a manner to reduce blood pressure (the failure of which, in some women, can cause hypertension & death ; Eclampsia). Imagine it stuck to the uterus using numerous arteries that penetrate in and out of the uterus.
Arising out of the placenta is the umbilical cord which attaches to the baby. This is the means by which the fetus gets its blood supply ; Uterus—> Placenta—> Umbilical cord—> Baby.
After delivering the baby, it’s not over. The umbilical cord on the side of the baby is cut and the baby is free from mother.
The mother needs to deliver the placenta. Sometimes the placenta separates naturally with minimal blood loss. But the other times, the doctor has to pull it with traction. It’s a crude scene to witness. Tugging onto a cord.
Now the dreaded complication of this maneuver is that you pull the entire Uterus OUT through the vaginal orifice.
Imagine a huge pink lump of tissue sticking out of vagina. The pain of this is unimaginable. Women have screamed worse than when giving birth. An internal organ pulled out. There is SEVERE BLEEDING which can lead to hemorrhagic shock. The pain of traction conducted through the ligaments can cause a neurogenic shock.
For the physician, this is a medical emergency. He/She has to push it back manually immediately because once the uterus slips out, it starts to swell up with edema and might not go back inside. This is done manually—> pushing it back with hand and forming a fist while inside. Very crude.
If pushing it back manually fails, then an emergency laparotomy is done ; Open abdominal surgery in order to return the prolapsed uterus to its natural anatomical position. Hope there’s enough blood matched in the blood bank for this complication.
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