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Unlucky Isekai Life (Part 2 of 6)
2024.05.14 15:25 OrganizationGreat248 Unlucky Isekai Life (Part 2 of 6)
Ruby groaned as the alarm went off signaling that one of her charges had arrived back from their mission. While troublesome in its own right, what really got under her skin was that she only had one charge at the moment, and that edge lord piece of shit wasn’t supposed to complete his task for AT LEAST another 4 deca-cycles according to the prediction algorithm. Grumbling to herself, she rolled out of bed and poured herself a glass of water to offset the hangover she was trying to recover from.
A few moments later she was gliding down the hall to the meeting room. She knew Jason was going to pitch a fit that she had left him waiting, the self-entitled brat always did think the world revolved around him; but perhaps he should have thought about that before freaking dying so early. If he wanted her to be there to meet him upon death, he could at least have the decency to not die the morning after one of her binges.
Other staff members gave her a wide berth, even if it was a hollow title, she was still technically far above basically anyone else in the pecking order, at least those who had a physical presence within the Agency. She knew they all mocked her behind her back, even divine beings were sadly prone towards gossip. She put the anger at her subordinates/coworkers out of her mind for now; even if she didn’t particularly LIKE Jason, he still didn’t deserve her coming in with baggage.
Lost in her thoughts, she hadn’t noticed that she’d arrived in front of the conference room door. She had been mulling over her thoughts, just staring into nothingness, for several minutes before she finally snapped back to the present. With a soft rap on the door, she opened it and floated inside. Jason was lounging, sprawled out on the regally padded chair throne he so fancied.
They exchanged pleasantries before she sat down to go over the mission summary. Upon seeing the cause of death, she had regrettably lost her composure and started to laugh uncontrollably. Her mighty subordinate had been felled by a goblin?! The mighty Jason Alexander Coyle, “mercenary extraordinaire”, had gotten his shit kicked in by a lowly goblin using what looked like a shiny butter knife. Oh, it was just too rich to not laugh at the absurdity.
It took her much longer than she would like to admit, to stop laughing. Jason of course wore a sour look through the entire endeavor. She shrugged it off, she had little doubt that if the same thing had happened to someone else, he would have been right beside her doubled over in laughter. Hell, once he was in a less pissy mood, she might even be able to get him to laugh about it later.
As luck would have it, it appeared that Jason’s actions had been enough to alter the tides of the war. The kingdom, and its divinity, would still lose many to the battles ahead, but Jason had done enough that the Agency could still bill the client for services rendered. As she spoke, she could see the disdain the man had for her, he always complained that she was drunk and reeked of liquor. Sure, that was often true, but he didn’t need to be such a stick in the mud about it all.
She went ahead and authorized the transfer of credits to Jason’s account. As soon as she did so, he opened up the store page and tuned her out. She watched him open up the back-channel site and purchase something, a small part of her wondered who was going to get roasted over the coals this time for allowing their admin privileges to be hacked. She toyed with the idea of bringing up his illegal actions, but truth be told she didn’t really give a shit. The other divinities were far too lax with their security, it had been child's play for one of her previous wards to hack into the Agency’s system and build the black site.
She’d ask him once about the whole thing, didn’t really grasp as much as she would have liked, but basically it functioned by spoofing a handler's credentials. This allowed the user to gain access to encrypted parts of the network, specifically access to certain privileged services that handlers enjoyed and most importantly, access to the mission assignment database. Users could buy and sell restricted or banned goods, and a part of the profits would be siphoned off to her ward’s personal account.
With Jason’s attention otherwise occupied, Ruby went ahead and reviewed the logs for his previous mission. Something about it was nagging at her. She couldn’t put it into words; however, the whole series of events just didn’t feel like ‘bad luck’. Using her divine authority, she rewound events, watching Jason’s lungs unfill with blood and refill with air.
The goblin skulked back to its den of corpses, resheathing the dagger at its hips, and reburied itself underneath the bodies. She let it rewind another few moments before stopping the feed and letting it run at normal time. She watched the goblin, slowly shifting the bodies out of the way, making sure they made no noise when it moved them. Slowly, carefully, it began to creep towards Jason’s exposed back. It drew the blade, again slowly and quietly. It closed the distance making sure to never let Jason see it or to give him any reason to think someone was behind him. Then in a flash of movement it leapt, burying the dagger right into a joint in Jason’s armor. The placement was perfect, no resistance, so the blade sank to the hilt. Allowing it to puncture Jason’s right lung.
Ruby rewound the log once more. This was wrong, very wrong. The goblin was way too good to just be some random grunt. Its movements were too smooth, its aim too precise. No, she was sure of it now, this was not a normal goblin. She focused her attention on the thing, aiming to scan the goblin for abnormalities, the dust covering it offering a surprising level of resistance to her scan. Not enough to stop her from doing what she wanted, but more resistance than she felt was reasonable for the anti-magic powder.
When she finally gained access to the monster’s stat block, her suspicions were proven correct. That was no normal goblin, that was a Redcap, a Redcap assassin no less. What in the dozen hells was a Redcap assassin doing in the middle of a freaking battlefield?! Such a valuable unit wouldn’t be used on the front lines, their skill set was terribly suited for the chaos that was an active battle. No, something was very wrong here and Ruby was going to figure out what.
As her mind raced trying to puzzle out what the actual fuck was going on, something else about the goblin flagged in her mind. It had come out of the corpse pile with the dagger already in its possession. She highlighted the various bodies that had made up the goblin's hidey hole, and then rewound the scene back. Every time one of the highlighted bodies met their fate, she froze the moment and pulled the scene into a separate window. It took a few minutes, but she eventually had all of the corpses frozen in the heartbeat before their deaths. She went through and scanned every single individual. Not a single one had been equipped with a magic disruptor blade. “So, where the fuck did the Redcap get a kingdom issued disruptor?”
Looking up, she saw that Jason was still fiddling with whatever it was that he bought. She tried to make idle conversation with the man, but he had gone full auto pilot, giving curt one-to-two word answers when asked a question or having to respond to a comment. She rolled her eyes, as much as she and him butted heads, she did have to admit that she did kind of like the guy. He had been going a little too hard into the whole dark and brooding edge lord thing recently, but that was hardly his fault. The human soul was ill suited to withstand the trauma of death, much less multiple deaths. The Agency usually did a memory scrub every couple missions, to prevent that kind of issue, but Jason had been dodging the screenings. For a moment she considered just letting sleeping dogs lie. Jason was dead and the mission was over regardless of what she might find, but the whole thing just rubbed her the wrong way.
Taking a little nip from her pocket flask, she once more focuses her attention on the Redcap. After scrubbing through the last several months of the creature’s life, she finally finds what she was looking for. The blade had come from one of Jason’s personal guards.
Ruby did a deep dive on the guard, and what came back made her blood run cold. The man had recently lost his lover. Jason had ordered a company to mop up a fleeing enemy force, before it could regroup and cause more issues. The entire thing had been a ruse and the company had been slaughtered to the last. The guard's lover had been part of that company. The loss had hit the man hard, driving him to the only rock left in his life. His deep belief in the kingdom’s divinity.
And wouldn’t you know it, apparently the kingdom’s divinity had some issues with Jason that it couldn’t be bothered to address through the proper channels. So instead of letting Ruby handle the trainwreck that was Jason’s social skills, this little scum lord of a God, had taken upon themself to deal with the issue. Several months of holy visions were enough to convince the grieving widow to betray everyone and everything he had ever known.
Once the guard had been properly brainwashed into turning his coat, it had been a simple matter to worm his way on to all of Jason’s post-fight surveys of the battlefield. The magic scanners that were exclusive to Jason’s retinue, had allowed him to see that Jason’s inhuman ability to avoid taking damage was really just a creative use of high-level magic. High-level magic that could have easily been used to save many of the kingdom’s soldiers. But of course, Jason believed himself too good to give the common man a means to protect themselves and those they loved. All this knowledge was of course worthless to the guard, he was nowhere near skilled enough to actually challenge Jason. But wouldn’t you know it, the divinity had thought of that too.
The podunk worm had brokered a secret deal with the enemy he’d contracted the Agency to deal with. In exchange for getting rid of a thorn in the God’s side, it would use its powers to scale back the war. Instead of facing a war of eradication, the enemy would be allowed to keep some of the land it had conquered.
At the urging of his God, the guard held a series of clandestine meetings with the Redcap. Imparting all the information he had learned in the months of shadowing Jason. He also gave the beast two gifts, the first was a Disruptor blade the guard had swiped from a fellow honor guard; when Jason’s corpse was found the blade would be traced back to the unfortunate guard instead of the traitor. The second was a satchel of Grarothian powder that had been blessed by the divinity, to ensure that Jason wouldn’t see the attack coming. It had worked of course; Jason hadn’t even known he was in danger till the blade was already buried in his lung. Oh, she was going to have the wannabe God’s head on a pike after this.
It pained her to admit it, but Jason deserved the final say in how this was all going to go down. She attempted to grab his attention, but the man was lost in his own little world. She tried waving her hands, ignored. She tried snapping her fingers in his ears, ignored. She even went so far as to beat her wings, blasting his face with the wind force of just under a category 1 hurricane; again ignored. Her rage was starting to reach fever pitch. So, she defaulted to the most tried and true method of stress reduction she had in her arsenal. She decided the only way for herself and Jason, once he knew the truth, to calm down would be to relax with a drink of the finest Earth treats.
With a heavy heart she opened up her most beloved extra planer storage space. This place was used for the only two things Ruby really cared about anymore. It was where she kept her most prized and coveted liquor, and where she kept the last few mementos, she possessed of her fallen wards. Her eyes scanned the room, she needed to pick the right apology gift. As she carefully made her way towards the back, she saw it. Tucked in about two thirds of the way to the back wall, stood a single hogshead of ancient scotch whiskey. The second to last gift she had received from one of her dearest friends, all those years ago.
Yes, this was the correct one. She felt it deep within her chest, a proper atonement requires a proper level of sacrifice. With a heavy heart she lifted the barrel over her head and began to stride out of the extra dimensional space. As she neared the opening, the soft clink of something falling and a flash of gold caught her eye. Sitting on a tiny end table was a small pouch of coins, one of which had somehow gotten loose and tumbled face up onto the polished table face.
For a moment she hesitated, she knew exactly what those coins were; and knew how much trouble she would get into if upper management found out she had them. That said, she also knew a sign when she saw one. The artifacts that she held within this place were the last remnants of those she had failed most of all. She pondered the meaning behind the fact that two of her previous charges seemed to have taken a shine to Jason, offering up to him their most precious of gifts. With a heavy heart and a plea to those long lost, she grabbed the coin before closing the pocket dimension.
With a loud *CLUNK* She set the hogshead down. Apparently, the sound of the barrel had finally made enough noise to draw Jason’s attention away from his screen. From a much smaller storage pocket she produced two crystal glasses. Pouring a hefty serving into each glass, she set one down in front of herself and the other in front of Jason. Locking eyes with the man, she said a single word.
“Drink”
The man twisted his face up in disgust at the sight of the liquor.
“Thanks, but no thanks, I’m not inclined to degr...”
“I said, DRINK!” Ruby growl bellows, casting the Command spell on the last word. Jason, despite his best efforts to ignore the compulsion, is forced to do as he is told, and takes a hearty swig of his hundred-year-old Scotch. With a smile on her lips, Ruby takes the opportunity to sip the illustrious gift. The hours melt away as they both sip and savor the deep complex flavors of this legendary brew.
As the drink flows her recollection of events becomes just a tad bit hazy. She can’t really remember how long it takes, but she does eventually come clean about the reason for this impromptu bout of drinking. It comes as little shock that Jason is... less than pleased to learn about the events that led to his death. He downs the rest of his drink in a single gulp, a waste of grand booze in Ruby’s opinion, and demands she fill his next one to the brim. For the first time in FAR too long, Ruby gets to see the Jason she had known all those years ago was still in there.
As the festivities carried on, she would occasionally catch him fiddling with the token he had bought. Curiosity finally getting the better of her, she decided to ask him about it, deciding to NOT mention that she knew it was illicitly purchased. He was cagey about it at first, but eventually loosened up and told her the truth.
He had grown bored with the usual missions that he had been assigned. He was sick of always having to play support, always cleaning up someone else’s messes, always laying the groundwork for someone else’s story. So, he had decided to cash in his points, and finally make use of the vacation time he had accrued. He had picked out what looked to be a pretty basic Isekai mission. Ruby suggested not mentioning his luck to anyone else, even she was aware how rare and coveted those missions were.
As the night wound to a close, they said their goodbyes. Before taking her leave, Ruby remembered the other present she had for Jason. A sharp whistle was the only warning she gave him before flicking the coin at his head. Even drunk, the man’s senses were still a thing to marvel at as he caught it in midair .
“The fuck is this?”
“Think of it as a gift.” She snorts.
“Oh, how generous of you. A whole gold coin, whatever will I spend it on.” Jason responds as he jangles the large coin pouch at his hip.
“Oh, fuck off. I’ll take it back if you’re going to be a brat about it.”
Jason drops the coin into his wallet and shakes it again for good measure. “Oops, too late now. Guess you’ll just have to let me keep it.” He gives her a smug grin.
She scoffed before turning around and making for the door. She could hear him activate the token as she closed the door behind her. As she wandered down the hallways back to her room, she pondered the events of the day. The rogue client would need to be dealt with, but she still wasn’t sure if burying him in legal paperwork for the next millennia or two, or just giving him a good old fashion human curb stomping, was the better punishment for his actions.
The choices bounced around in her head till she finally reached her residence. Having made no real progress in deciding her actions, she elected to just table the decision till she woke up next. The God was small time, so it wasn’t like it was going anywhere.
She took her time getting ready to sleep. Being a divine being herself, she didn’t actually NEED to sleep, but she did so enjoy the human customs surrounding the whole process. She took a long hot bath to unwind, before summoning a pair of adorable pajamas. Her body clean, and her mind at peace she laid down in her oversized excessively fluffy bed.
She had barely closed her eyes and began to drift off to blissful sleep, before she was awoken once again by the sound of her alarm going off.
“You have got to be shitting me. HOW?!?!”
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A few moments later she was gliding down the hall to the meeting room. She knew Jason was going to pitch a fit that she had left him waiting, the self-entitled brat always did think the world revolved around him; but perhaps he should have thought about that before freaking dying so early. If he wanted her to be there to meet him upon death, he could at least have the decency to not die the morning after one of her binges.
Other staff members gave her a wide berth, even if it was a hollow title, she was still technically far above basically anyone else in the pecking order, at least those who had a physical presence within the Agency. She knew they all mocked her behind her back, even divine beings were sadly prone towards gossip. She put the anger at her subordinates/coworkers out of her mind for now; even if she didn’t particularly LIKE Jason, he still didn’t deserve her coming in with baggage.
Lost in her thoughts, she hadn’t noticed that she’d arrived in front of the conference room door. She had been mulling over her thoughts, just staring into nothingness, for several minutes before she finally snapped back to the present. With a soft rap on the door, she opened it and floated inside. Jason was lounging, sprawled out on the regally padded chair throne he so fancied.
They exchanged pleasantries before she sat down to go over the mission summary. Upon seeing the cause of death, she had regrettably lost her composure and started to laugh uncontrollably. Her mighty subordinate had been felled by a goblin?! The mighty Jason Alexander Coyle, “mercenary extraordinaire”, had gotten his shit kicked in by a lowly goblin using what looked like a shiny butter knife. Oh, it was just too rich to not laugh at the absurdity.
It took her much longer than she would like to admit, to stop laughing. Jason of course wore a sour look through the entire endeavor. She shrugged it off, she had little doubt that if the same thing had happened to someone else, he would have been right beside her doubled over in laughter. Hell, once he was in a less pissy mood, she might even be able to get him to laugh about it later.
As luck would have it, it appeared that Jason’s actions had been enough to alter the tides of the war. The kingdom, and its divinity, would still lose many to the battles ahead, but Jason had done enough that the Agency could still bill the client for services rendered. As she spoke, she could see the disdain the man had for her, he always complained that she was drunk and reeked of liquor. Sure, that was often true, but he didn’t need to be such a stick in the mud about it all.
She went ahead and authorized the transfer of credits to Jason’s account. As soon as she did so, he opened up the store page and tuned her out. She watched him open up the back-channel site and purchase something, a small part of her wondered who was going to get roasted over the coals this time for allowing their admin privileges to be hacked. She toyed with the idea of bringing up his illegal actions, but truth be told she didn’t really give a shit. The other divinities were far too lax with their security, it had been child's play for one of her previous wards to hack into the Agency’s system and build the black site.
She’d ask him once about the whole thing, didn’t really grasp as much as she would have liked, but basically it functioned by spoofing a handler's credentials. This allowed the user to gain access to encrypted parts of the network, specifically access to certain privileged services that handlers enjoyed and most importantly, access to the mission assignment database. Users could buy and sell restricted or banned goods, and a part of the profits would be siphoned off to her ward’s personal account.
With Jason’s attention otherwise occupied, Ruby went ahead and reviewed the logs for his previous mission. Something about it was nagging at her. She couldn’t put it into words; however, the whole series of events just didn’t feel like ‘bad luck’. Using her divine authority, she rewound events, watching Jason’s lungs unfill with blood and refill with air.
The goblin skulked back to its den of corpses, resheathing the dagger at its hips, and reburied itself underneath the bodies. She let it rewind another few moments before stopping the feed and letting it run at normal time. She watched the goblin, slowly shifting the bodies out of the way, making sure they made no noise when it moved them. Slowly, carefully, it began to creep towards Jason’s exposed back. It drew the blade, again slowly and quietly. It closed the distance making sure to never let Jason see it or to give him any reason to think someone was behind him. Then in a flash of movement it leapt, burying the dagger right into a joint in Jason’s armor. The placement was perfect, no resistance, so the blade sank to the hilt. Allowing it to puncture Jason’s right lung.
Ruby rewound the log once more. This was wrong, very wrong. The goblin was way too good to just be some random grunt. Its movements were too smooth, its aim too precise. No, she was sure of it now, this was not a normal goblin. She focused her attention on the thing, aiming to scan the goblin for abnormalities, the dust covering it offering a surprising level of resistance to her scan. Not enough to stop her from doing what she wanted, but more resistance than she felt was reasonable for the anti-magic powder.
When she finally gained access to the monster’s stat block, her suspicions were proven correct. That was no normal goblin, that was a Redcap, a Redcap assassin no less. What in the dozen hells was a Redcap assassin doing in the middle of a freaking battlefield?! Such a valuable unit wouldn’t be used on the front lines, their skill set was terribly suited for the chaos that was an active battle. No, something was very wrong here and Ruby was going to figure out what.
As her mind raced trying to puzzle out what the actual fuck was going on, something else about the goblin flagged in her mind. It had come out of the corpse pile with the dagger already in its possession. She highlighted the various bodies that had made up the goblin's hidey hole, and then rewound the scene back. Every time one of the highlighted bodies met their fate, she froze the moment and pulled the scene into a separate window. It took a few minutes, but she eventually had all of the corpses frozen in the heartbeat before their deaths. She went through and scanned every single individual. Not a single one had been equipped with a magic disruptor blade. “So, where the fuck did the Redcap get a kingdom issued disruptor?”
Looking up, she saw that Jason was still fiddling with whatever it was that he bought. She tried to make idle conversation with the man, but he had gone full auto pilot, giving curt one-to-two word answers when asked a question or having to respond to a comment. She rolled her eyes, as much as she and him butted heads, she did have to admit that she did kind of like the guy. He had been going a little too hard into the whole dark and brooding edge lord thing recently, but that was hardly his fault. The human soul was ill suited to withstand the trauma of death, much less multiple deaths. The Agency usually did a memory scrub every couple missions, to prevent that kind of issue, but Jason had been dodging the screenings. For a moment she considered just letting sleeping dogs lie. Jason was dead and the mission was over regardless of what she might find, but the whole thing just rubbed her the wrong way.
Taking a little nip from her pocket flask, she once more focuses her attention on the Redcap. After scrubbing through the last several months of the creature’s life, she finally finds what she was looking for. The blade had come from one of Jason’s personal guards.
Ruby did a deep dive on the guard, and what came back made her blood run cold. The man had recently lost his lover. Jason had ordered a company to mop up a fleeing enemy force, before it could regroup and cause more issues. The entire thing had been a ruse and the company had been slaughtered to the last. The guard's lover had been part of that company. The loss had hit the man hard, driving him to the only rock left in his life. His deep belief in the kingdom’s divinity.
And wouldn’t you know it, apparently the kingdom’s divinity had some issues with Jason that it couldn’t be bothered to address through the proper channels. So instead of letting Ruby handle the trainwreck that was Jason’s social skills, this little scum lord of a God, had taken upon themself to deal with the issue. Several months of holy visions were enough to convince the grieving widow to betray everyone and everything he had ever known.
Once the guard had been properly brainwashed into turning his coat, it had been a simple matter to worm his way on to all of Jason’s post-fight surveys of the battlefield. The magic scanners that were exclusive to Jason’s retinue, had allowed him to see that Jason’s inhuman ability to avoid taking damage was really just a creative use of high-level magic. High-level magic that could have easily been used to save many of the kingdom’s soldiers. But of course, Jason believed himself too good to give the common man a means to protect themselves and those they loved. All this knowledge was of course worthless to the guard, he was nowhere near skilled enough to actually challenge Jason. But wouldn’t you know it, the divinity had thought of that too.
The podunk worm had brokered a secret deal with the enemy he’d contracted the Agency to deal with. In exchange for getting rid of a thorn in the God’s side, it would use its powers to scale back the war. Instead of facing a war of eradication, the enemy would be allowed to keep some of the land it had conquered.
At the urging of his God, the guard held a series of clandestine meetings with the Redcap. Imparting all the information he had learned in the months of shadowing Jason. He also gave the beast two gifts, the first was a Disruptor blade the guard had swiped from a fellow honor guard; when Jason’s corpse was found the blade would be traced back to the unfortunate guard instead of the traitor. The second was a satchel of Grarothian powder that had been blessed by the divinity, to ensure that Jason wouldn’t see the attack coming. It had worked of course; Jason hadn’t even known he was in danger till the blade was already buried in his lung. Oh, she was going to have the wannabe God’s head on a pike after this.
It pained her to admit it, but Jason deserved the final say in how this was all going to go down. She attempted to grab his attention, but the man was lost in his own little world. She tried waving her hands, ignored. She tried snapping her fingers in his ears, ignored. She even went so far as to beat her wings, blasting his face with the wind force of just under a category 1 hurricane; again ignored. Her rage was starting to reach fever pitch. So, she defaulted to the most tried and true method of stress reduction she had in her arsenal. She decided the only way for herself and Jason, once he knew the truth, to calm down would be to relax with a drink of the finest Earth treats.
With a heavy heart she opened up her most beloved extra planer storage space. This place was used for the only two things Ruby really cared about anymore. It was where she kept her most prized and coveted liquor, and where she kept the last few mementos, she possessed of her fallen wards. Her eyes scanned the room, she needed to pick the right apology gift. As she carefully made her way towards the back, she saw it. Tucked in about two thirds of the way to the back wall, stood a single hogshead of ancient scotch whiskey. The second to last gift she had received from one of her dearest friends, all those years ago.
Yes, this was the correct one. She felt it deep within her chest, a proper atonement requires a proper level of sacrifice. With a heavy heart she lifted the barrel over her head and began to stride out of the extra dimensional space. As she neared the opening, the soft clink of something falling and a flash of gold caught her eye. Sitting on a tiny end table was a small pouch of coins, one of which had somehow gotten loose and tumbled face up onto the polished table face.
For a moment she hesitated, she knew exactly what those coins were; and knew how much trouble she would get into if upper management found out she had them. That said, she also knew a sign when she saw one. The artifacts that she held within this place were the last remnants of those she had failed most of all. She pondered the meaning behind the fact that two of her previous charges seemed to have taken a shine to Jason, offering up to him their most precious of gifts. With a heavy heart and a plea to those long lost, she grabbed the coin before closing the pocket dimension.
With a loud *CLUNK* She set the hogshead down. Apparently, the sound of the barrel had finally made enough noise to draw Jason’s attention away from his screen. From a much smaller storage pocket she produced two crystal glasses. Pouring a hefty serving into each glass, she set one down in front of herself and the other in front of Jason. Locking eyes with the man, she said a single word.
“Drink”
The man twisted his face up in disgust at the sight of the liquor.
“Thanks, but no thanks, I’m not inclined to degr...”
“I said, DRINK!” Ruby growl bellows, casting the Command spell on the last word. Jason, despite his best efforts to ignore the compulsion, is forced to do as he is told, and takes a hearty swig of his hundred-year-old Scotch. With a smile on her lips, Ruby takes the opportunity to sip the illustrious gift. The hours melt away as they both sip and savor the deep complex flavors of this legendary brew.
As the drink flows her recollection of events becomes just a tad bit hazy. She can’t really remember how long it takes, but she does eventually come clean about the reason for this impromptu bout of drinking. It comes as little shock that Jason is... less than pleased to learn about the events that led to his death. He downs the rest of his drink in a single gulp, a waste of grand booze in Ruby’s opinion, and demands she fill his next one to the brim. For the first time in FAR too long, Ruby gets to see the Jason she had known all those years ago was still in there.
As the festivities carried on, she would occasionally catch him fiddling with the token he had bought. Curiosity finally getting the better of her, she decided to ask him about it, deciding to NOT mention that she knew it was illicitly purchased. He was cagey about it at first, but eventually loosened up and told her the truth.
He had grown bored with the usual missions that he had been assigned. He was sick of always having to play support, always cleaning up someone else’s messes, always laying the groundwork for someone else’s story. So, he had decided to cash in his points, and finally make use of the vacation time he had accrued. He had picked out what looked to be a pretty basic Isekai mission. Ruby suggested not mentioning his luck to anyone else, even she was aware how rare and coveted those missions were.
As the night wound to a close, they said their goodbyes. Before taking her leave, Ruby remembered the other present she had for Jason. A sharp whistle was the only warning she gave him before flicking the coin at his head. Even drunk, the man’s senses were still a thing to marvel at as he caught it in midair .
“The fuck is this?”
“Think of it as a gift.” She snorts.
“Oh, how generous of you. A whole gold coin, whatever will I spend it on.” Jason responds as he jangles the large coin pouch at his hip.
“Oh, fuck off. I’ll take it back if you’re going to be a brat about it.”
Jason drops the coin into his wallet and shakes it again for good measure. “Oops, too late now. Guess you’ll just have to let me keep it.” He gives her a smug grin.
She scoffed before turning around and making for the door. She could hear him activate the token as she closed the door behind her. As she wandered down the hallways back to her room, she pondered the events of the day. The rogue client would need to be dealt with, but she still wasn’t sure if burying him in legal paperwork for the next millennia or two, or just giving him a good old fashion human curb stomping, was the better punishment for his actions.
The choices bounced around in her head till she finally reached her residence. Having made no real progress in deciding her actions, she elected to just table the decision till she woke up next. The God was small time, so it wasn’t like it was going anywhere.
She took her time getting ready to sleep. Being a divine being herself, she didn’t actually NEED to sleep, but she did so enjoy the human customs surrounding the whole process. She took a long hot bath to unwind, before summoning a pair of adorable pajamas. Her body clean, and her mind at peace she laid down in her oversized excessively fluffy bed.
She had barely closed her eyes and began to drift off to blissful sleep, before she was awoken once again by the sound of her alarm going off.
“You have got to be shitting me. HOW?!?!”
2024.05.14 07:57 Kindly-Artichoke-637 Surviving Rockville!
Hey y’all! Just got home from Welcome to Rockville 2024… what a crazy, wild, fun, and HOT weekend! I’m gonna just list out some tips for the festival for anyone that plans on going in the future and some tips for concerts/festivals in general!
everyone is different and this is based on my personal experiences at concerts and festivals. Some tips may be super obvious, but if you’re a first timer, it’s good to have a reminder! There is no guarantee all these tips will apply to you/be allowed at every/future festivals. Make sure to check festival/concert venue rules and regulations before you go
• Sanitizer
• Lip balm with SPF
• Wet wipes
• Tissues (literally will be breathing in dirt/sand and will get congested… blow occasionally)
• Sunglasses
• Bandaids (I had so many blisters from wearing Docs lol)
• Ear plugs
• Power bank/charging cables (lunchbox packs has a great power bank)
• Towel/light blanket (use to sit on the ground if you don’t wanna stand in the crowd or seating in tents is full)
• Extra shirt/bottoms (best to keep in locker. Some stages had a dude with a firehose spraying the crowd and I got drenched. Also one night it got cold and I was able to put a tee on over my bikini and I almost had a bodysuit malfunction another day so having shorts to put on helped)
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everyone is different and this is based on my personal experiences at concerts and festivals. Some tips may be super obvious, but if you’re a first timer, it’s good to have a reminder! There is no guarantee all these tips will apply to you/be allowed at every/future festivals. Make sure to check festival/concert venue rules and regulations before you go
- Keep an eye on the weather! The weather was hotter than I expected a couple days, and cooler other days. Make sure to pack some back up outfits and FL in May… expect anywhere from 70°-95°… with humidity the first day, it felt like over 100°. They also delayed doors one of the days because of possible thunderstorms. Download the WTR app to get alerts right away!
- Lockers are lifesavers! Who wants to carry extra weight all day?! I splurged on a 4 day locker and am so happy I did. Great meet up spot when you’re with friends and get separated, can throw a towel and extra clothes and sunscreen in it and grab what you need when you need it. Wanna go in a pit or crowd surf? Toss everything in your locker. Don’t want to be bringing things in and out of the festival? Leave it in the locker overnight!
- To avoid heat exhaustion and passing out, stay hydrated!! I did not drink any alcohol until sunset each day and drank lots of water during peak heat of the day. They ended up allowing hydro packs because it was so hot. I would bring one along just in case they say you can bring them in. I do not condone drugs but if you insist on taking them, be aware that Rockville had a police dog at gates and please be safe and don’t test your limits at a festival
- More on bags and hydro packs… www.lunchboxpacks.com has clear bags with hydro packs. If they don’t allow the hydro pack, you can remove it. These bags have anti-theft zippers and pockets, and with all the reports of lost phones and other items being literally stolen out of pockets and bags, this bag really helped keep everything secure. For me, this bag passed through security with no issue. Side note, DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK if they haven’t announced letting hydro packs in, you can hid the bag and tube in your clothes, it’s all plastic and won’t set off an alarm.
- List of helpful items to bring:
• Sanitizer
• Lip balm with SPF
• Wet wipes
• Tissues (literally will be breathing in dirt/sand and will get congested… blow occasionally)
• Sunglasses
• Bandaids (I had so many blisters from wearing Docs lol)
• Ear plugs
• Power bank/charging cables (lunchbox packs has a great power bank)
• Towel/light blanket (use to sit on the ground if you don’t wanna stand in the crowd or seating in tents is full)
• Extra shirt/bottoms (best to keep in locker. Some stages had a dude with a firehose spraying the crowd and I got drenched. Also one night it got cold and I was able to put a tee on over my bikini and I almost had a bodysuit malfunction another day so having shorts to put on helped)
- Dress “code”: wear whatever you want (ladies, nips have to be covered!). I saw people covered head to toe, in comfy clothes, costumes, and people wearing pasties and thongs. Anything goes! They are strict on spikes… do NOT wear anything with spikes. They allowed small chain necklaces, but no thick chains… however, day 1, walking to the entrance of the security line I had thick chain necklaces on and the security guard at the entrance told me to hide them in my bag… I got them through that way and then put them on. It seems like once you get through security, they don’t care unless some issue arises from something you’re wearing/brought in.
- Crowd safety! Careful in the pits! Remember the number one rule… if someone falls… PICK THEM UP. We are a family so let’s help each other stay safe. If you see someone acting up, tell security. If someone is stealing, tell security. If someone is about to/is passing out, get a medic. If you are near a pit and not in it, keep an eye on it so you don’t get knocked over. If someone comes at you, don’t freak out and shy away, just push them back in. If the pit is behind you, my best defense (I am a pretty small female so be careful with this one if you’re bigger) has been shoving my elbows back behind me to keep people from knocking me forward. Make sure you look back occasionally/pay attention to people around you because there will be an insane amount of crowd surfing… someone even went up in a wheelchair during Slipknot and ADTR told people to crowd surf on top of a crowd surfer… it got crazy and dangerous so STAY ALERT
- Finding your way around… you will have slim to no reception. Keep an eye on landmarks… stages, sound booths, entrances, rides, lights, tents, food trucks, etc. this will help you navigate and set up meeting spots for when you’re with friends. Keep screenshots of the set times and circle what bands you are going to. Set your lock screen to a screenshot of a note with info if your phone is lost or stolen (number of friend/family to call if someone picks up your phone or police catch a thief, your name, etc.) and change home screen to a map of festival.
- Food and drinks: look at all the food options before you pay… some booths give you a kiddie portion for $20+ and some give you more than a full size meal for $15. Try to eat proteins AND carbs since you will be walking a LOT. Protein is going to help with your muscles, while something with carbs will fill you up more so you don’t have to eat as much/often! The drinks are also pricey. The Heavy Tiki booth was definitely the best deal, frozen cocktails in a huge cup with a shot of dark rum on top… $22! Small mixed drinks were about $18.
2024.05.13 12:23 Buzziday Remote Sales Representative – SureGuard – Lakeland, FL
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2024.05.13 05:45 TaskTerrible7956 Manga/anime recs with more overt and obviously unhinged male yandere
Feel like most straight male yandere stories I’ve found have been the kind of suave, mysterious and smart yandere who’s super good at hiding his craziness until something doesn’t go his way.
I’m curious if there are any recs for a male yandere that’s more anxious, uncontrolled, feral, and bad at acting “normal”? Like right off the bat everyone or at least the FL can tell he’s kinda crazy in general and he doesn’t try to or fails horribly at hiding it.
He’s still obsessively attached to his darling but it’s in a more aggressive guard dog who’ll bark at anyone who approaches her kind of way instead of the cool schemer who catches their darling off guard and whisks them away if that makes sense? If no one is trying to take her away from him, he’ll probably just act like an overly attached boyfriend and be hovering around his darling 24/7 to make sure she doesn’t leave.
Guess as an example, Aba from guilty gear is kinda what I’m seeking based on posts I’ve seen on her online but male. Very obviously crazy, obsessed with her husband Paracelsus, sometimes violent and gets super anxious at the prospect of him leaving her.
Shinpei from Firefly Wedding is also kinda close to what I’m looking for but I think he’s usually pretty chill tbh. Would prefer more crazy but Shinpei level crazy is also cool if there’s more yanderes like him.
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I’m curious if there are any recs for a male yandere that’s more anxious, uncontrolled, feral, and bad at acting “normal”? Like right off the bat everyone or at least the FL can tell he’s kinda crazy in general and he doesn’t try to or fails horribly at hiding it.
He’s still obsessively attached to his darling but it’s in a more aggressive guard dog who’ll bark at anyone who approaches her kind of way instead of the cool schemer who catches their darling off guard and whisks them away if that makes sense? If no one is trying to take her away from him, he’ll probably just act like an overly attached boyfriend and be hovering around his darling 24/7 to make sure she doesn’t leave.
Guess as an example, Aba from guilty gear is kinda what I’m seeking based on posts I’ve seen on her online but male. Very obviously crazy, obsessed with her husband Paracelsus, sometimes violent and gets super anxious at the prospect of him leaving her.
Shinpei from Firefly Wedding is also kinda close to what I’m looking for but I think he’s usually pretty chill tbh. Would prefer more crazy but Shinpei level crazy is also cool if there’s more yanderes like him.
2024.05.12 08:20 ClueWooden6119 Eddie Jones Super Rave
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2024.05.11 23:15 Rogar561 [H] Almost 6k of DeathGuard [W] Army Trade, Paypal [Loc] FL
Hey all,
Reposting! Looking to see if there is interest in potentially trading away my death guard for another army that suits my play style more. Failing that I'd be happy to sell it for 2.5k.
I'd be interested in the following of equivalent size. The army is fully painted except for 1 of the terminator sorcerors.
Drukhari Blood Angels/Black Templars Sisters of Battle
Really only interested in painted armies that I could get on the table, so please don't reach out with unbuilt or grey armies. I'd also be potentially interested in selling the army, but would prefer a trade if possible.
Here the army list
3 bloat drones (2 magnetized with blight launchemower) 4 myphetic blight haulers 3 plague burst crawlers 15 blightlord termies (with magentized arms for when axes and swords mattered) 12 death shroud 40+ plague marines with assorted weapons, including 1 full set of the blind box marines 70+ poxwalkers 2 rhinos 1 contemptor dreadnought for use as a helbrute 1 daemon prince (finecast) is magentized wings Mortarion 1 converted chaos lord Lord of virulence 2 foul blight spawn 2 biologious putrifiers 3 chaos spawn (3d prints) 2 death guard sorcerors in Terminator armor 1 plague surgeon 1 tallyman 1 noxious blightbringer 1 Malignant plaguecaster 1 typhus 1 icon bearer 2 lord of contagion
Images here: https://imgur.com/a/0SSCgRr
PM me if interested!
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Reposting! Looking to see if there is interest in potentially trading away my death guard for another army that suits my play style more. Failing that I'd be happy to sell it for 2.5k.
I'd be interested in the following of equivalent size. The army is fully painted except for 1 of the terminator sorcerors.
Drukhari Blood Angels/Black Templars Sisters of Battle
Really only interested in painted armies that I could get on the table, so please don't reach out with unbuilt or grey armies. I'd also be potentially interested in selling the army, but would prefer a trade if possible.
Here the army list
3 bloat drones (2 magnetized with blight launchemower) 4 myphetic blight haulers 3 plague burst crawlers 15 blightlord termies (with magentized arms for when axes and swords mattered) 12 death shroud 40+ plague marines with assorted weapons, including 1 full set of the blind box marines 70+ poxwalkers 2 rhinos 1 contemptor dreadnought for use as a helbrute 1 daemon prince (finecast) is magentized wings Mortarion 1 converted chaos lord Lord of virulence 2 foul blight spawn 2 biologious putrifiers 3 chaos spawn (3d prints) 2 death guard sorcerors in Terminator armor 1 plague surgeon 1 tallyman 1 noxious blightbringer 1 Malignant plaguecaster 1 typhus 1 icon bearer 2 lord of contagion
Images here: https://imgur.com/a/0SSCgRr
PM me if interested!
2024.05.11 23:13 Rogar561 [H] almost 6k of painted DeathGuard [W] Army Trade, Paypal [Loc] FL
Hey all,
Reposting! Looking to see if there is interest in potentially trading away my death guard for another army that suits my play style more. Failing that I'd be happy to sell it for 2.5k.
I'd be interested in the following of equivalent size. The army is fully painted except for 1 of the terminator sorcerors.
Drukhari Blood Angels/Black Templars Sisters of Battle
Really only interested in painted armies that I could get on the table, so please don't reach out with unbuilt or grey armies. I'd also be potentially interested in selling the army, but would prefer a trade if possible.
Here the army list
3 bloat drones (2 magnetized with blight launchemower) 4 myphetic blight haulers 3 plague burst crawlers 15 blightlord termies (with magentized arms for when axes and swords mattered) 12 death shroud 40+ plague marines with assorted weapons, including 1 full set of the blind box marines 70+ poxwalkers 2 rhinos 1 contemptor dreadnought for use as a helbrute 1 daemon prince (finecast) is magentized wings Mortarion 1 converted chaos lord Lord of virulence 2 foul blight spawn 2 biologious putrifiers 3 chaos spawn (3d prints) 2 death guard sorcerors in Terminator armor 1 plague surgeon 1 tallyman 1 noxious blightbringer 1 Malignant plaguecaster 1 typhus 1 icon bearer 2 lord of contagion
Images here: https://imgur.com/a/0SSCgRr
PM me if interested!
submitted by Rogar561 to u/Rogar561 [link] [comments]
Reposting! Looking to see if there is interest in potentially trading away my death guard for another army that suits my play style more. Failing that I'd be happy to sell it for 2.5k.
I'd be interested in the following of equivalent size. The army is fully painted except for 1 of the terminator sorcerors.
Drukhari Blood Angels/Black Templars Sisters of Battle
Really only interested in painted armies that I could get on the table, so please don't reach out with unbuilt or grey armies. I'd also be potentially interested in selling the army, but would prefer a trade if possible.
Here the army list
3 bloat drones (2 magnetized with blight launchemower) 4 myphetic blight haulers 3 plague burst crawlers 15 blightlord termies (with magentized arms for when axes and swords mattered) 12 death shroud 40+ plague marines with assorted weapons, including 1 full set of the blind box marines 70+ poxwalkers 2 rhinos 1 contemptor dreadnought for use as a helbrute 1 daemon prince (finecast) is magentized wings Mortarion 1 converted chaos lord Lord of virulence 2 foul blight spawn 2 biologious putrifiers 3 chaos spawn (3d prints) 2 death guard sorcerors in Terminator armor 1 plague surgeon 1 tallyman 1 noxious blightbringer 1 Malignant plaguecaster 1 typhus 1 icon bearer 2 lord of contagion
Images here: https://imgur.com/a/0SSCgRr
PM me if interested!
2024.05.11 18:29 defiantlyperson 2023-24 All-NBA Classy Teams Day 10: 2nd Team Center
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2024.05.11 04:57 mrgibb I’ve heard the call of Khorne
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2024.05.10 23:38 -heavyturkey- The Tri-Force of Peat
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2024.05.10 00:54 Ultimakey Fl4 harder?
Just took fl4 and holy hell, it was hard. My brain literally refused to process B/B. I went from a 132 on fl3 -> 128 on fl4. Also felt like P/S was deceptively easy in that it gets your guard down and then you miss easy questions, or at least I did. Score dropped below fl average. Is this test any harder than the rest of the fls, or do I just have a lot of work to do before next week?
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2024.05.09 20:12 littlelyonsman Ordered my first Onewheel… a couple questions
UPDATE: The pint has arrived! Bumper and rail guards installed and already went for a short ride before heading on a trip for the weekend! So stoked!!
I’ve ridden a friends GT and pint in the past and finally made the commitment with the pint sale going on.
It arrives tomorrow and my first question is do they ship it with the tire flat? This seems logical to me but if I don’t have to go buy a pump today that save me time and money.
I also ordered a kush nug foot pad and lock from FL based on my friend’s recommendations.
Any other accessories I should be on the lookout for? Anything else I should know?
Stoked 🤙🏻
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I’ve ridden a friends GT and pint in the past and finally made the commitment with the pint sale going on.
It arrives tomorrow and my first question is do they ship it with the tire flat? This seems logical to me but if I don’t have to go buy a pump today that save me time and money.
I also ordered a kush nug foot pad and lock from FL based on my friend’s recommendations.
Any other accessories I should be on the lookout for? Anything else I should know?
Stoked 🤙🏻
2024.05.09 20:08 Interesting_Cause826 Stream Question about Red Squares
 | Why does H do this thing with the red squares? like what's the educational purpose in this case submitted by Interesting_Cause826 to HikaruNakamura [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/0m31bh39yfzc1.png?width=3326&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4e5015d407603d3a39040ae847310c21be0a557 see 2:08 of this vid https://youtu.be/nw6mk4vUdG8?si=EkJRn9FWMXEnSlHq&t=128 |
2024.05.09 18:49 TJRNYSInstructor Arm security guard training requirements
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2024.05.09 10:08 Round-Extent-3829 Fire tee sprinkler leak new home post remediation steps
 | All noticed the closet carpet was growing damp. We identified a water leak, ceiling on other side of closet in main bedroom was wet and moisture hits on various parts of drywall . Opened up a builder warranty claim immediately .Containment barrier set up. submitted by Round-Extent-3829 to Homebuilding [link] [comments] Team identified Fire plumbing failure at the Fire tee which was replaced with new. Mold remediation occured due to impaction and growth. Ran dehumidifiers for days, Removed sections of drywall,baseboards and carpet, but not adjacent bathroom floor tile...not sure how long pressurized system was leaking , but home is new and just moved in 2 months back. Post air clearance testing (single sample) passed. Now trying to assess if remediation work this far was adequate. Builder says they are ready to rebuild and restore back to initial condition.
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2024.05.08 22:39 Ok_District4689 Make Me Proud
I like a woman with a future and a past A little attitude problem all good, it'll make the shit last Don't make it too easy, girl, don't take it too fast Yeah, that's it right there, that's it, do it just like that Only you can do it just like that And I love it when your hair still wet 'cause you just took a shower Runnin' on a treadmill and only eating salad Sound so smart like you graduated college Like you went to Yale but you probably went to Howard Knowin' you Weekend in Miami trying to study by the pool Couple things due but you always get it done Might have been a time when I loved her too But you take that away and you've always been the one One, I wonder why the moon look nice, girl Maybe it's just right for the night You said niggas coming on too strong, girl They want you in their life as a wife That's why you want to have no sex, why you wanna protest Why you want to fight for your right 'Cause you don't love them boys Pussy run everything, fuck that noise
I know things get hard, but girl, you got it, girl, you got it, there you go Can't you tell by how they looking at you everywhere you go? Wondering what's on your mind, it must be hard to be that fine When all these mothafuckas wanna waste your time It's just amazing, girl, and all I can say is
I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you Everything's adding up, you've been through hell and back That's why you're bad as fuck and you-
B-b-b-b-bet I am All of them bitches I'm badder than Mansions in Malibu, Babylon But I never mention everything I dabble in And I always ride slow when I'm straddlin' And my shit's so wet you gotta paddle in Gotta r-r-row, gotta row ya boat It's Pink Friday Records and OVO Done did the pop tour, I'm the realest still The best legal team so the deals is ill It's MAC, OPI, and a fragrance too Apparel, I'm dominating every avenue Cobblestone, good view, little gravel too Gotta pay for the entourage travel too 'Cause I'm fl-fl-fly I'm flying high Ain't got time to talk, just hi and bye, bitch
But baby, if you ask me to take a break I'll give it all away, don't care what the people say I'll be a million, billion, trillion miles away (ha-ah)
He asked my sign, I said a Sag' I'm a star, sheriff badge What's the point if I'm guarding? Double D up, hoes, Dolly Parton
I know things get hard, but girl, you got it, girl, you got it, there you go Can't you tell by how they looking at you everywhere you go? Wondering what's on your mind, it must be hard to be that fine When all these mothafuckas wanna waste your time It's just amazing, girl, and all I can say is
I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you Everything's adding up, you've been through hell and back That's why you're bad as fuck and you know you are
And all I can say is I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you And all I can say is I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you Everything's adding up, you've been through hell and back That's why you're bad as fuck and you know you are
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I know things get hard, but girl, you got it, girl, you got it, there you go Can't you tell by how they looking at you everywhere you go? Wondering what's on your mind, it must be hard to be that fine When all these mothafuckas wanna waste your time It's just amazing, girl, and all I can say is
I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you Everything's adding up, you've been through hell and back That's why you're bad as fuck and you-
B-b-b-b-bet I am All of them bitches I'm badder than Mansions in Malibu, Babylon But I never mention everything I dabble in And I always ride slow when I'm straddlin' And my shit's so wet you gotta paddle in Gotta r-r-row, gotta row ya boat It's Pink Friday Records and OVO Done did the pop tour, I'm the realest still The best legal team so the deals is ill It's MAC, OPI, and a fragrance too Apparel, I'm dominating every avenue Cobblestone, good view, little gravel too Gotta pay for the entourage travel too 'Cause I'm fl-fl-fly I'm flying high Ain't got time to talk, just hi and bye, bitch
But baby, if you ask me to take a break I'll give it all away, don't care what the people say I'll be a million, billion, trillion miles away (ha-ah)
He asked my sign, I said a Sag' I'm a star, sheriff badge What's the point if I'm guarding? Double D up, hoes, Dolly Parton
I know things get hard, but girl, you got it, girl, you got it, there you go Can't you tell by how they looking at you everywhere you go? Wondering what's on your mind, it must be hard to be that fine When all these mothafuckas wanna waste your time It's just amazing, girl, and all I can say is
I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you Everything's adding up, you've been through hell and back That's why you're bad as fuck and you know you are
And all I can say is I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you And all I can say is I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you Everything's adding up, you've been through hell and back That's why you're bad as fuck and you know you are
2024.05.08 04:29 Icy_Accountant2021 [H] NIB Space Marines, SoB, PBC, Umbral [W] PayPal [Loc] Riverside, CA USA
UPDATED 5/11 @ 8:35pm
Longtime lurker on reddit, first post. I understand that may not inspire confidence here but being honest. Happy to provide whatever is needed to make anyone feel comfortable with a sale.
Finally leaving the hobby after multiple years of collecting/playing. With small kids it's much harder to fit in game and hobby time. This is the listing for all the New, unopened items that I have (aka the pile of shame) which you can see is quite substantial! These are all for individual sale but will consider bundling if there are multiple items desired. Item, condition and price are below. Will update as items are sold. Also open to shipping but will need to discuss beforehand. Prices reflect an average 15% discount from Games Workshop retail price.
I'm going through my collection in stages starting with NIB. Then will likely go NOS, assembled, and finally painted. Will take time to go through everything so those will follow in separate posts, but if there is anything Space Marines or Imperial Knights related, chances are I have it in some state. Please DM me. Happy to provide pictures and all that.
Space Marines
Tactical Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap-$50, 2 available
Primaris Firestrike Servo-Turret-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $28
Primaris Eradicators-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $50
Devastator Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, small tear in plastic wrap - $50
Heavy Intercessor Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $50, 2 available
Bladeguard Veterans-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $50, 1 available, 1 RESERVED
Primaris Repulsor-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $75
Razorback-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $45, 4 available
Primaris Impulsor-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $60
Primaris Aggressors - NIB w/Plastic Wrap - RESERVED
Outriders-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, small tear in plastic, - $50
Storm Speeder (any variant)-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, - $60, 2 available
Captain with Master-crafted Heavy Bolt Rifle - NIB - $34
Space Wolves Primaris Upgrade Kit-NIB - $13
Officio Assassinorum
Operative Umbral-Six-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - SOLD
Adeptus Sororitas
Battle Sisters Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, small tear in plastic, - $50
Death Guard
Plagueburst Crawler-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - SOLD
Link for verifcation and photos. Will upload additional photos upon request.
Thanks!
https://imgur.com/a/biTvjFl
submitted by Icy_Accountant2021 to Miniswap [link] [comments]
Longtime lurker on reddit, first post. I understand that may not inspire confidence here but being honest. Happy to provide whatever is needed to make anyone feel comfortable with a sale.
Finally leaving the hobby after multiple years of collecting/playing. With small kids it's much harder to fit in game and hobby time. This is the listing for all the New, unopened items that I have (aka the pile of shame) which you can see is quite substantial! These are all for individual sale but will consider bundling if there are multiple items desired. Item, condition and price are below. Will update as items are sold. Also open to shipping but will need to discuss beforehand. Prices reflect an average 15% discount from Games Workshop retail price.
I'm going through my collection in stages starting with NIB. Then will likely go NOS, assembled, and finally painted. Will take time to go through everything so those will follow in separate posts, but if there is anything Space Marines or Imperial Knights related, chances are I have it in some state. Please DM me. Happy to provide pictures and all that.
Space Marines
Tactical Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap-$50, 2 available
Primaris Firestrike Servo-Turret-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $28
Primaris Eradicators-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $50
Devastator Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, small tear in plastic wrap - $50
Heavy Intercessor Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $50, 2 available
Bladeguard Veterans-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $50, 1 available, 1 RESERVED
Primaris Repulsor-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $75
Razorback-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $45, 4 available
Primaris Impulsor-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - $60
Primaris Aggressors - NIB w/Plastic Wrap - RESERVED
Outriders-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, small tear in plastic, - $50
Storm Speeder (any variant)-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, - $60, 2 available
Captain with Master-crafted Heavy Bolt Rifle - NIB - $34
Space Wolves Primaris Upgrade Kit-NIB - $13
Officio Assassinorum
Operative Umbral-Six-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - SOLD
Adeptus Sororitas
Battle Sisters Squad-NIB w/Plastic Wrap, small tear in plastic, - $50
Death Guard
Plagueburst Crawler-NIB w/Plastic Wrap - SOLD
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2024.05.07 06:19 Some_Star_6493 Day 1 of BodyGuard Mini
Friday might I placed the BodyGuard mini holter monitor that I’m supposed to wear for 14 days. Overnight it peeled a bit and one hour in the FL sun and it melted right off. I sweat profusely and live in FL and I also just had necrotic soft tissue infection where my glute muscle and surrounding tissue was infected, had to be surgically removed and stitched back together making mobility extra challenging so I’m sweating even more than normal. While I was in the hospital I was in a critical care unit and my vitals were taken every 2 hours. Some of my pulses were normal, others were pretty high considering I was in a hospital bed (about 50% were normal, about 50% were ranging from 115-150) I can’t shower properly due to my surgery so I am doing sponge baths. The heat from the shower humidity + sweating from the difficulty of washing myself without getting my 9cm incision wet caused it to peel off again. I replaced the bandage again (and rotated it sideways so it doesn’t get stuck in my boob sweat) but now I’m kind of feeling like this will not capture accurate readings due to how often it’s come off just within a short period. Is there another monitor option that is more likely to stay on? Or some kind of stronger way to affix this one? My echocardiogram isn’t til June and my doctor suspects I have endocarditis because I’ve had pneumonia, the flu and MRSA all within 3 months but I personally think it could be POTS since I get these episodes of extreme sweat and heart palpitations usually when I go from sitting to walking (noticeably if I take a phone call at my desk I’ll start standing and pacing and that’s when it happens although sometimes it happens spontaneously). I’m just trying to figure out a less stressful and more accurate way of getting this done. Appreciate any advice from anyone at this point.
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2024.05.06 22:03 DollaStoreKardashian Help With My First Uncoated Fabric Bag
 | I just ordered this gorgeous Classique Triomphe bag from Celine! It’s the absolute perfect complement to my wardrobe this summer, and I cannot WAIT for it to arrive. submitted by DollaStoreKardashian to handbags [link] [comments] HOWEVER: though I have quite a few coated canvas bags, I’ve never owned a luxury bag made of unprotected fabric. So how do I protect it? My first instinct is Scotch Guard (applied while the calfskin portion remains protected, of course), but I wanted to see what you fine people had to say before I bought a new can of the stuff. I’d just prefer not to have to baby it TOO much if there’s a relatively easy solution. Any thoughts and suggestions are very welcome, and thank you in advance. 💕 |
2024.05.06 03:29 Upbeat_Rock3503 Kids' slime on the carpet, now what?
I tried to blot some of it up, but it's probably been in there a couple days.
I read online to try ice cubes, did not really seem to help.
Don't know if the carpet has ever been scotch guarded... definitely has NOT in the last 5 years as we've never done it.
I have a carpet cleaner (read; oversized vacuum with watesoap option) that I could try, but wanted to find out here if that's a terrible idea or if there was something simpler.
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I read online to try ice cubes, did not really seem to help.
Don't know if the carpet has ever been scotch guarded... definitely has NOT in the last 5 years as we've never done it.
I have a carpet cleaner (read; oversized vacuum with watesoap option) that I could try, but wanted to find out here if that's a terrible idea or if there was something simpler.
2024.05.06 01:12 PersistingWill Review # 62 - Glenlivet 12
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2024.05.05 22:22 kirasmudge The Night without Shadows - Spoilers
Okay so I finally got caught up on this one and binge read it in three days. I'm sad I didn't read it sooner but also glad because it was a good binge read - now thoughts - spoilers ahead major
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- 1 I really like it, I feel like it does the role reverse very well, a little bit like lady beast but instead of the ML being stronger, he is actually weaker, he plays a role of healer and she is the one that is the fighter.
- I just know in the episode where she shoves him against a wall and says you smell very good (or along that line) he was thinking: take me now! And I kicked my feet screaming, it was such a good play out and gender role reversal. I'm not usually one for the guy being weaker and dom type girl but there are sometimes where I'm like YASSSS and this is one of those times. (Just a preference i think its because I'm not a fem boy type fan) Ricardis is beautiful and soft but he still looks like a man very much giving Alucard
- I love the FL, I feel very sorry for her past self that died, but I understand she kinda merged with the shadow.
- I get MLs pain and why he was so angry. Its a very rare instances where the MLs attitude is actually understandable and not just unreasonable hostility. Losing your sister like that and having the guard that was supposed to protect her come to you and be like I need to protect and will at all cost has got to be so painful. He has had to watch a lot of loved ones die and feels like its not worth it for them to die when he knows he will never take the crown.
- overall I'm really enjoying it and very sad that season 3 is not here already. I am rooting for this couple, I love their dynamic, I love the growth.