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2024.05.15 05:18 CheesecakeNo2542 BrandBaaz cheap guy

Some days back my gf got a call from this number +91875714327 (motice its only 9 digits) then he said “ main rahul bol rha hu brandbaaz se online kaam krke pese kamane he , meri gf ne naa bol dia to bolta he mere lie ldki dhund do phir shaadi krlo merese I mean kitne ghatiya log he “ phir meri gf ne mujhe kha mene try kia dial krke ispe gussa krne ka but 9 hi digit he to number nhi laga phir kuch din baad kal same number se call mujhe ayaa whi bola “brandbaaz se rahul bol rha hu mujhe yaad aagya to mene pucha konse city se bol rhe ho to bola mg road chennai pkka jhoot bola hoga phir me kuch nhi bola to bola ye bhosdika he gaali bak kr kaat dia” bhot hi cheap aur gnda tone tha us bande ka jor jor se chilla rha tha
Can anybody tell or help me koi action lia jaa skta he ky ispe kha complaint ki jaa skti he??
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2024.05.15 04:57 ArjunxFr ARE MY EXAMS RESCHEDULED?

ARE MY EXAMS RESCHEDULED?
bhai log ik delhi me jitne bhi centre h sbka postponed hogya and mai delhi me hii rehta hu but mera exam centre kal shaam 7 bje change hoke faridabad hua tha and ab ye dikhara hai NTA ke notice ke hisaab se faridabad centre walo ka aaj exam hai lekin fir bhi mere new admit card me esa kyu dikhara h ki reschedule hogya h mera
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2024.05.15 04:53 Shot-Researcher6386 Bhai weird situation kar di h inn dalle nta waalo ne, paper dene jaau ya nahi jaau ab

Mera address is Delhi hee, but jo centre aaya tha wo faridabad mei tha. Toh me prepared tha ki paper Dene jaana h. Ab bc subah subah utha and apna Naya admit card download kia uske according mera paper reschedule ho gya h. But faridabad mei toh paper h hee right???! Toh mai jaau ya na jaau??! And aise bhi nhi h ki pass mei h Ghar se 2-2:30 ghante ek taraf bina traffic ke bhi lagege
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2024.05.15 04:10 saimanka12thbaap My parents are trying to convince me to take a drop.

I know.Many of you will say "Tere kitne supportive parents hai".NO.Mere jee mains mai 90 percentile hai aur jee adv ke liye qualified hu(OBC).Aur Allen ke adv ke test mai 70-80 aarhe out of 360(I've always scored better in adv in terms of rank).Aur mh cet mai 94-95 percentile expected hai aur mujhe CS hi chaiye aur mh se hu toh mil bhi jayega kisi tier 3 mai.
Thoda lamba post hoga so plz have patience.So after my April attempt I knew ki kuch loda nhi Milne wala.Aur USS time pe Maine ye socha tha ki iss saal ki counselling Tak drop ka padhunga 11th complete kar dunga.Agar mains part tests mai 220 Tak pahunch Paya toh drop le lunga.Toh parents ke pass Gaya aur sab batane ke baat their response was"2 saal 11th strong nhi kr Paya toh 3 mahine Mai kya karega,abhi chupchap adv ke liye padh".And the thing is IIT mai CSE loda nhi Milne wala.So maine cet ki prep Kari.Cet decent gyi.
Now when they are realising ki situation is actually fucked up.They are saying "drop hi lele".Toh maine bola ki agle saal 17 lakh candidates hai aur CS mujhe nhi milne wala NIT or IIT mai.Aur agar kisi Karan padhai nhi Hui toh abhi Jo mil rha wo bhi nhi milega.Aur abb padhai nhi hoo paigi.Toh bol rhe hai ki"Tera vision hi nhi hai aur tera Target hi bohot chota hai,hamne toh kama liya,tujhe badme mai samaj ayega".
Ain't no fucking way I am gonna destroy my life because of parental pressure.And they always act like I am some idiot or something who doesn't know shit.All of this could've been avoided if I was preparing for drop from April so atleast I would've been in a good position to take decision for drop.And now,with 7 months remaining for jee.Loda kuch nhi hone wala. Bhai plz bss niche ke sawaloo pr apna opinion dedijiye.
1)Am I doing the right thing? 2)Will going to tier 2 or 3 gov college CS turn out to be good decision? 3)How do I respectfully tell them they don't know shit about jee.
Important Point-I don't hate my parents.I love and respect them.But they act like they know about jee more than me and my teachers.
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2024.05.15 03:27 saimanka12thbaap .

I know.Many of you will say "Tere kitne supportive parents hai".NO.Mere jee mains mai 90 percentile hai aur jee adv ke liye qualified hu(OBC).Aur Allen ke adv ke test mai 70-80 aarhe out of 360(I've always scored better in adv in terms of rank).Aur mh cet mai 94-95 percentile expected hai aur mujhe CS hi chaiye aur mh se hu toh mil bhi jayega kisi tier 3 mai.
Thoda lamba post hoga so plz have patience.So after my April attempt I knew ki kuch loda nhi Milne wala.Aur USS time pe Maine ye socha tha ki iss saal ki counselling Tak drop ka padhunga 11th complete kar dunga.Agar mains part tests mai 220 Tak pahunch Paya toh drop le lunga.Toh parents ke pass Gaya aur sab batane ke baat their response was"2 saal 11th strong nhi kr Paya toh 3 mahine Mai kya karega,abhi chupchap adv ke liye padh".And the thing is IIT mai CSE loda nhi Milne wala.So maine cet ki prep Kari.Cet decent gyi.
Now when they are realising ki situation is actually fucked up.They are saying "drop hi lele".Toh maine bola ki agle saal 17 lakh candidates hai aur CS mujhe nhi milne wala NIT or IIT mai.Aur agar kisi Karan padhai nhi Hui toh abhi Jo mil rha wo bhi nhi milega.Aur abb padhai nhi hoo paigi.Toh bol rhe hai ki"Tera vision hi nhi hai aur tera Target hi bohot chota hai,hamne toh kama liya,tujhe badme mai samaj ayega".
Ain't no fucking way I am gonna destroy my life because of parental pressure.And they always act like I am some idiot or something who doesn't know shit.All of this could've been avoided if I was preparing for drop from April so atleast I would've been in a good position to take decision for drop.And now,with 7 months remaining for jee.Loda kuch nhi hone wala. Bhai plz bss niche ke sawaloo pr apna opinion dedijiye.
1)Am I doing the right thing? 2)Will going to tier 2 or 3 gov college CS turn out to be good decision? 3)How do I respectfully tell them they don't know shit about jee.
Important Point-I don't hate my parents.I love and respect them.But they act like they know about jee more than me and my teachers.
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2024.05.15 03:21 Spiritually_decayed finally day 22 aur paper ki shuruat

good morning my fellow comrades, pata bhi nahi chala kab 3 hafte nikal gaye aur paper aa gaya. man im feeling really unprepared but koi na. jitna padhnna tha padh liye bas ab bina tension diye exam de aao. kuch tension na lo results ki na ki kya college milega vas paper deke aao aur apne end se saara kaam sahi se karo. best of luck aaj ke liye. jo hoga dekh lenge.
(fuck nta)
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2024.05.15 03:11 RuxxinsVinegarStroke Beatles Gear by Andy Babiuk is one of my favorite books related to the Fabs.

https://www.amazon.com/Beatles-Gear-Instruments-Studio-Ultimate/dp/1617130990/ref=sr_1_1?crid=QVRT195H5BON&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ePwiJ7KShZ-LvvUgmCgCs_unHo9JGM0-dwWtbzKiVIxBMNGmqCA5RMIipYREJas-B0qE9AoM7x5JoAmIdplB21gcyBsJkuteHA9iaGVN7YN8cKOkws3W-bnTs4e7PvSOMOVrSL-ewFbZxFl8oItcPG_VuGYCvwtGTdFWVEXxelmGd3s24ovZ6WgcBT8mbs0LXjWVreMGgoqQC6DWdnfV1WHRH1Ow3ZhlqNnCR0wNeo8.N-7D4LwgdMszjx2X3gnHu24U_fT9YTqzht4swtocl-0&dib_tag=se&keywords=beatles+gear&qid=1715733946&s=books&sprefix=beatles+gear%2Cstripbooks%2C129&sr=1-1
ALL the musical instruments and gear the Beatles used in their career with great photos of nearly everything.
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2024.05.15 00:53 aalu_ka_dost Moms are just different

I started exercising around a week ago and also dieting so today my mom and sister were having dinner. Now I was sitting there watching tv and I felt super hungry but I couldn't eat so when they both finished the food my sister left a roti she was not eating it and my mom offered me. I told her I'm on diet and she said koi baat nhi ek roti se kuch nhi hoga I was also hungry so I agreed and mummy mujhe vo roti me sabzi roll krke de hi as I told her ki mujhe kitni zyada bhookh lagi hai and she was like mujhe pta hai mere bete ko kitni bhookh lagti hai maa hoon teri at that very moment I cried don't know why but apne aap Mera mood bhi kharab nhi tha kuch bhi nhi bas I cried. Phir meri behen bhi mujhe chidhane lagi but kya karu control hi nhi ho rahe the aansu. I felt like mummy ne kitni jaldi pehchan liya ki mujhe bhookh lagi hogi i feel blessed mujhe aisi mummy mili hai. Other people eat food to live but I'm one of those persons who live for food aur ye dieting bohot mushkil hai aaj rone ke baad lga kuch bhi ho maa jaisa koi nhi hota na kabhi tha na kabhi hoga.
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2024.05.15 00:52 aalu_ka_dost Moms are just different

I started exercising around a week ago and also dieting so today my mom and sister were having dinner. Now I was sitting there watching tv and I felt super hungry but I couldn't eat so when they both finished the food my sister left a roti she was not eating it and my mom offered me. I told her I'm on diet and she said koi baat nhi ek roti se kuch nhi hoga I was also hungry so I agreed and mummy mujhe vo roti me sabzi roll krke de hi as I told her ki mujhe kitni zyada bhookh lagi hai and she was like mujhe pta hai mere bete ko kitni bhookh lagti hai maa hoon teri at that very moment I cried don't know why but apne aap Mera mood bhi kharab nhi tha kuch bhi nhi bas I cried. Phir meri behen bhi mujhe chidhane lagi but kya karu control hi nhi ho rahe the aansu. I felt like mummy ne kitni jaldi pehchan liya ki mujhe bhookh lagi hogi i feel blessed mujhe aisi mummy mili hai. Other people eat food to live but I'm one of those persons who live for food aur ye dieting bohot mushkil hai aaj rone ke baad lga kuch bhi ho maa jaisa koi nhi hota na kabhi tha na kabhi hoga.
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2024.05.15 00:11 Far_Technology9996 Nind nahi aarahi

3 baar try karli phone bhi off kardiya nahi aarhi. 3 din se nahi soi hu par bhi. Overthink kar rahi. Kaise sou?
Edit: acha laga dekh ke ki mai akeli nahi hoon. Ja rahi phir se try karne goodnight
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2024.05.14 23:47 OkRelief6090 Hindsight (long read)

Hello ladies and gentleman, this is going to be a long post. I need to get this off my chest and I prefer using a throwaway (I hope the mods approve this)
Jo kahani mein bayan kerne jaa raha hun uss se shayad sab relate na ker sakein lekin apko aek naya perspective zaroor mile ga ke ese log bhi hote hain jo ese bhi sochte hain.
For the past 2 years, I lived a very weird life, I use the word weird because the more I think about it the more it doesnt make sense. Basically, I was living in the delusion that I had found happiness. Being a very emotionally stunted person meant I was taking everything at face value, never was too happy never was too sad, always expected a fluctuation in the the straight line that is life and treated every event as such. So when all of this started, I was stupid enough to let my guard down. Bohot bachaa ke rakha tha apne aap ko, aek dafa ki thi ye ghalti pehle aur socha tha ke ab phirse nahi kerni, lekin;
‎بہک کر باغِ جنت سے چلا آیا تھا دنیا میں، سنا ہے بعد مہشر پھر اُسی جنت میں جانا ہے، چلا تو جاؤں جنت میں مگر یہ سوچ کر چُپ ہوں، میں آدمذات ہوں مجھ کو بہک جانے کی عادت ہے
Coming back to my delusion, I found a girl 😂 How I found her is not relevant, but what is relevant is what I did after finding her. Initially, it was the same old story, boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy has red flags, girl has red flags, but the chemistry is there and they choose to work through them and make it work. Sounds nice right? Mujhe bhi soch ke kuch aesa hi laga tha 😂 Reality was different, tab socha nahi ke kitne barre imtehan mein apne aap ko daal raha hun.
Thinking back to it, I had to fight for my place. I had to fight other potential candidates, which at the time, felt like the right thing to do. Infatuation, it its most embryonic stage, has a way of blinding you with false hope. Wearing those blinds I fell into what broke me so much more as a human being that all of what I had built myself to become, I found in pieces. It was surprising to see how I had let something take so much control. I wont lie, in the moment, it was perfect, I had everything I wanted.
زلف بردوش کون آیا یہ کس کی آہٹ سے گل کھلے ہیں
مہک رہی ہے فضائے ہستی تمام عالم بہار سا ہے
A big mistake I would say would be that I trusted her with myself. When I say myself, I mean all my weaknesses that I had been hiding from the world to be this person that everyone around me depended on. I know what you must be thinking, a child is typing this and acting as if he has the burden of the world on his shoulders 😂 Unfortunately, Im an adult who is mourning what I believed to be maybe my happy ending after the endless suffering I had been through.
Another mistake from the list of many was that I made earning my forgiveness very easy. Its very normal to mess up, but messing up to a certain point is acceptable, past that point you have to set your limits, which I didnt. Sometimes its surprising to look back at how much I let someone walk over me, thinking that I am conducting constructive dialogue which will prevent this from happening again.
کوشش بھی کر امید بھی رکھ راستہ بھی چن پھر اس کے بعد تھوڑا مقدر تلاش کر
By the end of all of it I had woken up, I knew I was destroying myself. As I type this, Im not sure how to describe it, it was the best nightmare anyone could ask for, being awake I feel like I have been put back in the jail of my own thoughts. I live in isolation, I dont talk to anyone anymore, its like Im back to being myself after learning how to be so much more. I did not get closure, for a number of reasons, which Im okay with, one of us had to live like this, Im just glad it could be me.
I think my brain, due to its limited capacity to process a range of emotions, hid a lot of bad memories so I dont completely shut down. I am very thankful for that, I didnt shut down, and went through all of this to the point where the deep ache in my chest has slowly begun to disappear. It hasnt fully gone away, it has its moments.
میں تو منیرؔ آئینے میں خود کو تک کر حیران ہوا
یہ چہرہ کچھ اور طرح تھا پہلے کسی زمانے میں
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2024.05.14 23:35 Distinct_Garden_5504 help chahiye mains me kisi tarah 95 aagye lekin kuch mil nahi raha, lekin adv dene me dara hua hu kisi tarah 120+ aajaye lower iit me low stream bhi padh lunga

Parents ko bohot aashayein diye the , fiitjee k mocks me matlab part syllabus Wale mocks me almost 200 Lata tha
Lekin full syllabus me i really suck Formulas bhul jata hu aur bohot kuch Chemistry to mains se chudi pari hai Physics maths kar leta hu
Mains 1 attempt me bohot Ganda hua tha 90 only 2nd attempt me 95 aagye Adv k liye bohot dara hua hu bhai
FACED SO MANY FAILURES THAT MY HEART SANK MAINS 1 90 KUCH NAHI HOGA MAINS 2 ME 95 IIIT K LOWER STREAMS SHAYAD HO JAAYE WB se hu yaha to home state quota bhi weak hai WBJEE DIYA THA JADAVPUR ME ARCHITECTURE MIL RAHA KYA KARU LEKE
MY PARENTS WERE SO FUCKING DISSAPOINTED IN ME I CRIED
BOARS K RESULT AAYE 79 PERCENTAGE MAINS K LIYE BOARDS bhi doob gaye aur mains me bhi kuch ukhaad na paya
Fir pata chala bitsat deke faayda nahi kyuki pcm me 75% nahi hai Ghar me bataya nahi yeh advance nikal jaayega to bata dunga 🥲🥲
Se my physics is strong ( state topper hu physics Olympiad me😎) aur mains me bhi 80 laya tha My isise kaam chalta nahi chem bhi lagta hai 🥲🥲
Beech me hope aaya ISI ka exam diye 95% chance hai ki ho jaayega According to expected cut offs and all
But advance me abhi bhi Darr lag raha hai BRO PHYSICS ME UTH JAAYENGA MARKS
CHEMISTRY ME AB TO BASICS BHI SOLVE NAHI KAR PAA RAHA HU Please I need relief help
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2024.05.14 22:51 Chaotic_Penguin1 Chill life? What's that

Life ke Lage pare hai, ye and I am not able to do shit about it.
I got 88% through main subjects and 90% through best of 5 rule, SURPRISE SURPRISE I HAVE A SISTER WHO JUST HAD TO GET 92%
The amount of side eyes, taunts referred to as "just jokes" that am getting is just unbelievable considering it is coming from my own mother. AREY NAHI SAMAJH AA RAHA MAI KYA KARUN BC, life mein nahi sujh raha kya karun
I don't even know ki DPS Ranchi mein mujhe finally admission milega bhi ki nahi, I don't even know how long am gonna hold the sight of those disappointed faces of my parents masked behind the fake "hum proud hai"
Ab kuch gyanni chode aayenge, bolenge "tu abhi bacha hai, hamare problems dekh" AREY I DON'T GIVE A F, NAHI SAMAJH AA RAHI MUJHE LIFE
maa ki aankh, arts liya hai Maine ek aise hi "so called geniuses" of science dimag kharab karte hai aur ab maa baap :/
Is community ke buddho se vinti hai ki aap meri madad karein 🙏🏽
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2024.05.14 22:34 dollyayesha Shiddat Ep 29 & 30

Shiddat Ep 29 & 30
Throw this book I swear just throw this book away if it’s around, cause all you need to do is watch narcissistic toxic red forest Sultan in Shiddat to understand all what is written in this book!
This man I swear… I can’t even talk I can’t even-
The audacity this man has to say “ye ladkiyan bhi na blah blah mujhse chat kar rhi h” abey andhe aadmi jab tu shaadi shifa h toh why are you responding to those girls..
Also who is this Alina chick who hangs out with Sultan despite knowing he is married. Also someone tell me what is Parizey’s backstory yaar all of those senti lines like “khule aasmaan mein Mann marzi se udne wale 🕊️ problems m gas jaate h blah blah bs” seriously went over my head!
Also why does Asra ki bhabhi call her husband “Sarwar bhai” like Aree aapa wo aapka sohar h, kuch toh khauf karo!
And lastly Asra bibi are you dumb or something like girl be so fr don’t you know your husband ek stupid lunch k lalach m you uglofied so much pichle alliances k baare m.. didi I saw it even before you stepped in that car ki aapka sohar apka kehkar lena wala h but aapko nhi dikha!
That’s all for today y’all I’m so tired I can’t even-
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2024.05.14 22:33 DamnJerry123 number nahi aarhe advanced me.

me dropper hu or bhut burnt out feel kr rha hu aakash se coaching ki h or unki FTS de rha hu mere number 80-90 100 se upr nhi jaarhe jitna try kar lu
kuchh hoga kya mera? ;-;
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2024.05.14 22:25 aadityavsingh999 Minor Doubt, 1 min bhi nahi lagega solve karne me pro logon ko!

Minor Doubt, 1 min bhi nahi lagega solve karne me pro logon ko!
11 me 2 possible values h x ki. 1 and 6.
Afaik
1 aaya observation se 6 aaya solving se (bahut easy working hai)
My doubt is ki observation ke alawa koi tareeka hai kya jisse answer me humko 1 bhi mil jaye???
Aise bahut saare question dekhe h, har baar sochta hun par poochhna bhool jata hun.
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2024.05.14 22:19 Outrageous-Seesaw838 I got RT in chem

My father isn’t supportive I didn’t tell him my result cuz I was scared mumma was the only one who knew about it due to panic I told one of relative that I passed didn’t knew it’ll spread out that quickly and my mother told my dad about my result that I got rt in chem and tbse he’s made my life a living hell I’m so fucking miserable rn my mother was there for me when he was shouting (Failure,nikambi,0,footpath wale gareeb bhi zyda le aaye isse, kaam kuch nhi krti ldkia ghar ke kaam bhi krti h saare ke saare and 90% se uppar bhi lati h and ye to failure nikli FAILURE) Then ata h papa ko relative ka call for wishes tbse mera downfall hota h ki isse kuch hoga nhi 10th me schl change krwa dia iska kyuki udhar sci nhi milli bola bhi tha commerce lelo tumhari bski nhi h science ye toh fail hogyi 11th me bhi isne ye hi kia tha sbme compartment le ayi maa ko haath jodne pdhe pass krwane keliye (normal meeting thi my mom didn’t do that she stood for me kyuki teacher was degrading me) and he went on and on shouting now relatives ke sth even neighbours know about it i was fucking depressed these 2 years after 10th result he fucked my mental health so bad Im thinking of sending my marks for reevaluation ( I got 8) still I didn’t think I’ll get this low I fucked up and ik it but do I deserve this torture? He’s making my life hell he’s shouting at me again and again I’ve been depressed 10th se abhi tk I feel like killing myself I feel like failure for wasting their money idk I really wanna clear jee ya something else to prove myself to him and to myself I didn’t even study for chem in do din hua hi nhi still I’m thinking JEE keliye I should do it and I’m fucking it up I don’t even use phone I’m just sitting blank half of the time ya phir I sleep out of nowhere idk if someone is going through the same abhi while writing he shouted at me ki bahar aao and marks btao and cuet ki timing btao 8 number kaise aye tumhare bski nhi thi to li kyu pcm This is what is happening in my life and I have no escape I’m going to commit suicide or ya phir I’ll stand up Pls take care of those who’re facing the same thing as me
KINDLY UPVOTE IT SO OTHERS CAN VENT OUT YA PHIR THERAPY MIL JAYE UNHE
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2024.05.14 21:54 Own-Apricot7871 Going to fail in audit (again in inter )

Sorry guys but I just wanna express my feelings here. I am shitscared for even attempting the damn "rattafication vala paper". It's all my mistake that I can't retain the content for even one damn day . Studied throughout the attempt . But I won't be able to make it tmrw (I know ). My parents are still saying "you will do it " . It's my third attempt at inter . I don't fucking wanna write inter again. I can't withstand this pressure anymore. Can't fail anymore. I'm so done with failures . I got two exemptions in my first attempt then passed other two papers but never felt happy because all my close friends passed in first attempt . Wanted to say much more . But will just say I am doing 1,2,6,7,8,11 chapters . Bhagwan dekh rha hai to madad krde bache ki . Tere bache se itna nhi ratta mara jata . All the best to those who have rattafied well. Bye .
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2024.05.14 21:40 slayyytherin Fuck this shit😭

Fuck this shit😭
15 ko raatko centre announce karenge 16 ko subha 8 baje ki reporting h Gharme printer ni h😭😭 Print kaha se karwaungi 😭😭😭
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2024.05.14 21:07 Beautiful_Day356 NTA KE LIYE GALIYAA

kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja
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2024.05.14 20:46 ConcentrateBoring755 Admit card

Guys Admit card kaisa dikhta hai....maine bhi download kiya tha doosre website se but log keh rahe hain ki woh poorna hai ....and net pe bhi I compared mera kaafi different hai....and site load bhi nahi ho rhi...please let me know jin logo ne download kar liya hai
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2024.05.14 20:37 Adventurous-Break633 Thapar vs MAIT

Bhai genuinely batana ki Placement ka kya scene hai dono college mei. 2 hafte se pareshan ho raha hoon Stats wise ho toh bohot badhiya
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