Chut ko choda

Abe sale bhenchod... Teri maa ki chut sale bhen ke laude... Sala 6 mahine mai meri hairline ki maa chod di tune uske baad sale tujhe 4th floor pe chai peeni hai bhenchod... Sale bhen ke laude, 4th floor pe teri amma chai banari h kya bhenchod ya fir tumhara peem moneyster jiska lund chuste ho udhar jake fir woh seedha muh mai chai deta hai bhen ke laude... Sale tere pure khandan aur commitee ki ek din na gandi wali gand marunga bhenchod... Tu sale 18k ki rank diya mujhe jee mai madarchod... Tu sala bhenchod NEET ke lie conference baithaya... Aur jee walo ko bhenchod tune apni choti lulli dikha ke bhaga diya bhosdike... Bhosdike sale cuck teri biwi ko choda tha maine madarchod... teri choti lulli kisiko nahi pasand... Teri biwi bhi end mai aake ek GENERAL male se hee chudti hai bhosdike... Tera NTA ki choti lulli wala reservation kahin kaam nahi ayega teri biwi ke samne bhosdike... Uske baal pakad ke peeche se leta hun na toh NTA ki mkc chillati h woh bhenchod... Gand mara sale tu... Tera pura khandan, biwi, bacche aur aage ki generation sala sadak pe chudne ka kaam karegi bhenchod...

Personally I think ki grace marks hata denege madarchod nta wale bkl maa ki chut unke unke bhen ko chodu raat bhar

Jethiya sabko bolta hai ki "Buddhe Champfuck ke liye society me ek naya flat le rahe hai" aur Abdul ko bina wajah daat ke cake laane bhej dete hai, Abdul ka dost ye sab chutiyap dekh nahi pata aur cake ko ek time bomb se replace kar deta hai, jisse Champfuck ki mrityu ho jati hai. (Happiest episode ever)
Phir society members bolte hai ki, "arey Abdul hum to tumhe surprise me flat dena chahte the, family, pyar, jhat." Abdul bolta hai ki "maine bomb nahi lagaya." Bhide society ka ekamev secretary hone ke naate झाटा kuch ukhad nahi pata hai (vo toh Champfuck ke dictatorship me bhi nahi ukhad pata tha.) Toh society members Chalu Pandey ko bulate hai, lekin iss universe me police bhi ghanta kuchh ukhad nahi pati, toh berojgar Tapu sena bolte hai ki "hum karenge insaaf"(शाट.) Jab society ke log CCTV check karte hai tab pata chalta hai ki Abdul ke alawa koi aur gaya hi nahi uss buddhe ke flat me, aur police Abdul ke lakh samjhane par bhi usko jail me daal deti hai.
Ab buddha toh bomb se pehle hi jal chuka hai, toh usko direct visarjan ke liye le jaate hai, ek bus me bithake, Gokuldham ki toli chali Hong Kong type. Vaha visarjan ke ghat pe Popatlal ko apni umar ki ek lady se pyar ho jata hai aur Popatlal uss lady ko pata leta hai. Lekin kuchh reasons ke chalte yeh dono bichad jate hai. Ab ye pure society ke log Tapu Sena ki tarah bakchod toh hai nahi, jo puri jindagi Visarjan ghat pe bita denge, toh ab ye sab vapas nikal jate hai, raste me Babita ko ultiya hone lagti hai, tab sabko pata chalta hai ki Babita ki upper body ke sath pair bhi bhaari ho gaye. Yaha Iyer-Babita khush hote hai, lekin khushi dikhate nahi. (Obviously abhi abhi ek buddha mara hai, kaise khushi dikhayenge.) Toh kuchh emotional baate hoti hai ki dekho "Champfuck vapis aa raha hai bacche ke rup me, laura lesson." Bhide apne lame joke maarke thoda sa वातावरण chill karne ko try karta hai, "are Gujrati aadmi hai, vaapis to ayega hi." Lekin लवडा koi nahi hasta.
Ab Gokuldham me Jethalal se milne Sundar aata hai aur bolta hai "my dear Jijaji, Abdul aisa nahi kar sakta." Lekin Jethiya maanta hi nahi hai, tab Sundar bolta hai "my dear Jijaji, aap जेठालाल nahi झाटालाल ho." Aur vaha se chala jata hai. Baad me pata chalta hai ki Daya vapis aa rahi hai, aur ek gaadi aake rukti hai, usme se bsdka Sundar utar ta hai, phirse vahi bakchodi, "Abdul ne aisa nahi kiya hoga." Iss baat se Tapu Sena agree karte hai, "Haa Tapu! Haa Tapu." Chalu Pandey ko vapis bula liya jata hai, kyuki vo to Nalla baitha hai. Phir Abdul ko bhi jail se chhudvate hai aur puchha jata hai ki kisne bomb lagaya, toh sab bolte hai ki hume nahi pata, lekin Sundar bolta hai ki ek vyakti ko pata hai..... uski maa. Tab Chalu Pandey bolta hai, "bula teri maa ki chut"
(Aur ha Daya nahi aa rahi, hum sab chutiya ban chuke hai)
Phir jab sab log Sundar ki maa ko dekhte hai tab Popatlal ki gaand fatt jati hai. Kyuki vo Visarjan ghat vali Lady hi Sunar ki maa hai. Tab voh aurat batati hai ki Abdul ke dost ne bomb lagaya tha aur usko police pakad ke le jaati hai. (Maa chudaye proof)
Phir kucch mahino baad Popatlal ki Shaadi ho jaati hai, uski umar ki lady se.... Sundar ki maa se. Lekin Shaadi hote hi khana khate time Babita ke pet me dard hone lagta hai aur usko hospital le jate hai, pet se baccha nikalte hai aur Iyer Sinetest uss bacche ko bolta hai, "beta Vanakkam bolo, Vanakkam bolo." But vo baccha bolta hai, "JAY JINENDRA." Ab Iyer gusse se Jethiya ko dekhta hai, maano jaan se maar dega. Lekin Jhatalal ki jaan aur Iyer ki ijjat bachane ke liye Tarak Mehta bolta hai, "are nahi tumhi ne kaha tha na, ki Champfuck vapis aa raha, तर बघा बुल्ल्यान्नो बेशिस्त म्हातारा परत आला." Aur Jethiya ki jaan bach jati hai.
Series khatam kardo iss point pe.

Bc yha 720 lane or laude lge hue h logo k, itna rank inflation horha h , cheating horhi h , ppr leak horhe h or ye bc meow ki chut NTA wale or easy ppr bna rhe h, bhai koi kuch post ya twitter pr kuch daalo NTA k liye ki nxt year NTA change ho ya ppr ko thk kia jaye , is saal jo bhi result aaya ab to wo shyd shi nhi hoga lekin kya pta social media pr ye chiz spread krne se nta hat jaye ya ppr ka difficulty level badha de. Mods bhailog kuch post ya twitter pr bnao hum log retweet , share sb krenge.isse kuch hoga ya nhi wo dekha jayega lekin kya pta humare step se sch m kuch hojaye.

I'm so fucked rn, school se hazar projects and hhw mile hai, lectures ka bhi backlog ho gya hai, and jo upcoming test hai usme 11th ka bhi portion aa rha hai, jo ki Maine thikse nhi kiya. Idk what to do, mai projects ye sab finish kar lunga but backlog aur badh jayega and meri 11th toh kharab hai hi, I'd say around 35% tak thikse hua hai 11th baaki ka agar kiya bhi hu question practice nhi hua. Idk what to do in the upcoming tests for the 11th chapters and the increasing backlogs. Lectures complete karke question practice karne pe boht time chala jata hai uske upar GOC bhi complete karna hai. Bhai laude lag gye hai, and mere parents ko lagta hai mai kar lunga, saala itna trust bhi kaise hota hai logo ko. Kaash 11th ko nhi choda hota, agar atleast December se bhi padhne lagta toh boht kuch ho sakta tha, haha chud gye guru

Asansol Engineering college is the worst college for engineering and self development. Although I cannot blame this college as it comes under MAKAUT (maa ki chut university) University. These fuckheads are literally taking exams every coming months. NO skill development no lab structure, no real life case study.
Last month I asked my teacher to provide me the name of software they are using in the lab for Computer architecture and she said "are lab ko leke kyu preshan ho theory me focus karo". like man I get it theory is important but totally neglecting the practical application is bullshit imo.
This is not the only incident happened to me but a lot. One more thing like who tf follow dress code system in college, are we in school or what? and the most hated thing of all Attendance, this attendance shit is complete bullshit, it literally restrict you to explore and learn new things which you dreamed in your childhood.
Sorry Guys but I hate this college a lot, If I had not taken the loan I would have leaved this college long ago. PEACE :)

Salaam. Bhaion aur behno. Khan se aaty hn ye loog mjy aaj tk smj ni aai. Dukhra suna deta hun. aagy dakh lena. There's my roommate jo rooz kisi se baatain krta rhta. Khushi to is baat ki h k isi bahany meri jaan chut jati. But mjy ajeeb lgta h ku k wo mery saamny hi lga rhta. Mtlb kuch b. Itni embarrassment hoti mjy to. Ma ny kbi os se is bary me pucha b nai k khin wo na embarrass ho jay. Ksm se mjy koi lrki call kry ma to na uthau lekin isko daikh lo. Ajeeb. Os lrki ko b ajeeb nai lgta aur to aur. Ab bnda kia hi boly. Roz call aati aur ye lga rhta. tng aa k ab main hi bahr nikl jata hun. Matlab yaar. Thik h tharak puri krni hoti tum ny but yawr koi to izat rakh lo bhai. Ye mery sat engineering kr ra h aur wo lrki shaid medical kr ri h. Bat pta kia hoti? "haan sir aap bulain aur ma na aau Lahore aisa ho sakta h kia aap btao kab aana, is summer me mulakaat jrty hn , lekin yaar itni grmi h Lahore me kon jay ab. Lekin ye h k odr hamara business sai chly ga" phir mjy daikh k boly ga"business partnership hn hm glat mtlb na le li" bhai ma to bola hi kuch ni tjy kesy pta ma glt mtlb lu ga? Pta ni yawr ya to main ****** hun ya phir wo.
Pta h ziada bol gya so jo bolna bol lo bura ni manu ga. Bura b maan lu to kia bigar lu ga ap logon ka? Aik roommate sambhala ni ni jaa ra mj se.

I'm 18 currently in class 12th. Jb Maine 10th pass Kiya mera result 66.4% tha below avg student hu mujhe jee ke bare mein dost ne bataya or bola dono sath me hi preparation krenge fir bola avi 10th ke baad admission nhi lene agle saal admission lenge 11th me ek saal drop le ke 9th 10th ka basics strong kr lo pta nhi kaise ye bakchod wala idea Maine maan bhi liya or addmission nhi liya lekin us saal Maine kuch bhi nhi padha sir video games, movies, social media yhi sb Kiya pure ek saal waste kr diye fir 11th me addmission liya socha ab se padhunga fir whi haal hua padhai ka aadat hi chut gya to kaise padhta 11th bhi pura waste kr diya ek single chapter bhi nhi padha 2 saal se book copy touch bhi nhi Kiya Aisa bhi nhi tha ki Mai bohot enjoy kr rha tha lekin padhne ka bilkul maan nhi krta tha padhai se maan hi hat gya Ghar mein bhi sab bolna chor diye hai dost log ke sath reh ke Nasha bhi krne lga hu avi 12th me gya online batch liya hu pw ka sb kuch hai padhne ke liya sara resource for bhi ab maan hi nhi kr rha padhne ka 12th ka class 1 April se start hua ek single lecture nhi attend Kiya hu mujhe bhi nhi pta hai ki Mai ky kr rha hu din bhar phone use krna or raat ko soo Jana kabhi kabhi to suicide krne ka bhi Maan Kiya hai. I wasted 18 years of my life😭😓

Bhai Mera 29 2nd shift tha and then 6 shift 1 tha dono baar high cutoff gaya in dono ka mera pura jee kharab ho gaya And being a dropper I got 1.3 lakh rank kya koi h jiska same aaya h pls tell koi college h jo mil sakta h Last year meri rank 30 k thi 97 percentile aai thi kuch iss baar kharab shift ke wajah se suffer karna pada Mere dost ki 95 thi last year uski bhi 27 1st and 6 1 ke wajah se sab kharab ho gaya uska 91 aai h Har baar meri galti nahi hoti kismat and bhout cheeze matter karti h Mene to saare questions kare h ra sir ke Ashish sir ke saare ktk saleem sir ke saare kpp DPP and then bhi nhi hua Aur Jo one shot dekhe unka ho gaya Bhai kuch samaz nahi aara kya me itna deserve nahi karta tha ki qualify ho jau kya one shot jisne dekha h uske pass mujhe jyada knowledge ho gai Abe ye aasan paper me yahi ek dikkat h ki upar upar se padke sabko benifit milta h me fir chut** hu Jo 1 month lagaya conic ko dia And bhai conic se 1st shift me to simple formula based aaya and then 2nd me 3 questions the jisme se 2 bonus kar diye and mene usme total me 20 25 min lagya tha wo bhi sab waste time Bhai kuch samaz nahi aara lag raha h sab khatam ho gya tbh Socha tha teacher interaction me aaunga sab khatam ho gaya Bhai hope se aage life me opportunity na jaye hath se lekin bhai dukh to hota h isse badiya pichle saal nit chala jata iss saal to kuch mil he nahi rhaa Let me tell you one more thing Vit me meri 15 k h 5 cat mil Rahi h Vellore me cse wo me nahi le sakta Comedk me mene hug dia tbh Bits me mere pichle saal 280 marks the lekin mere board me overall 83 h lekin pcm me 74.8 h iske wajah se addmission nahi hua bhai kuch nahi bacha mere pass mene aur koi bhara he nahi tha paper Edit -ek cheez aur Bhai meri 0.02 percentile se chuta h cut-off meri Jan me 93... Aai mujhe laga 92 tak jayegi and mene tabse adv ki tayari shuru kardi mene pw ka Varun batch shuru Kara aur bhi 2 batch kar rha tha mkc gaand fat gai 2 St 29Jan evening 100- me bhout nervous ho gaya tha 1nd 6 Jan morning 140- mene bhout saari galti kardi

They killed my dog that I had raised and made me sign the papers. I don't particularly hate my father because even he did not have a say but it was my mother's doing. She is in her school doing whatever the fuck she does and made me kill what I could call my child. 9 days to jee. Drop year. Already depressed as fuck. Everything is falling apart. I force myself to live and study everyday. Now she does that. Aaj ke din na padhai hui na hone vali hai. Emotional bakchodi on top. Kyun karra hun jee. Kiske liye kar raha hun. Melatonin ke gummies pade hain mere pass sleeping problems hain. Kya hi karna hai behen ki chut 20 gummies kha lunga apne aap full apne kutte ki tarah hi mar jaunga. Voh bhi neend ki tarah site hue mara hoga main bhi mar jata hu. Kutte ki ma ka bhosda baki sab bhi chuda hi hua hai. Bas one more reason to hate life. Aur voh behen ka loda nadi mein doob gaya tha fir bhi madarchod bach gaya. Uske severe physical trauma hua mental fits ki vajah se fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Ek mahine tak dhudhte rage fir bhi ni mila fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Aur in behen ke Lodon ne mar diya. I could basically not do much for him because mujhe jee pe focus karna hai. There were ways to save him but they instead chose to "euthanize" him. Pretty sure that's what awaits me if I am in a similar condition. Conditional love hai bhai. Kai bar kaha hai mujhse chor denge terko ek do bar ghar ke bahar rat mein bhi nikala hai. There is literally no hope. Let's see how my mind pulls me out this time. Agar kisi ko background pata hoga to he must know main vaise bhi mentally chuda hi hua hun it's the final straw. Like the official mini form of tragedy. Let's observe how my mind pulls me out of this vortex. Let's see how I save myself. Let's sit and watch.

Maine correction window me GT remove kia tha Par salo ne update nhi kia
Maine invigilator ko bola absent kar do aur ghar jane do to Jane bhi nhi de rhe,😭😭
Mai GT exam dia but meri admit card me GT nhi hai😭😭😭
Aur invigilator ko nhi pta the ke English 45 min ka hai Sale ne 25 min bacha hai bolke 10 min me omr sheet lale, mere kuch questions chut gye 😭😭😭 😢

Bhai maine apni gaand NTA ko bechdi hai paise dekar. Ab mai inka slave hun. Raat ko bade sahab ne paper postpone kardia kyuki manpower nahi hai. accha bhala 17 ko free hojata . Admit card le aaya tha ab bkl centre change kardenge, oo iski maa ki chut yaar

kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja

bhai dimag kharab hogaya search karte huye ki last date kya hai, all subjects ke improvement exam ko dene ke mujhe bas chut kara chaiye physics aur chemistry se lekin agar iss saal nahi gaya tu agle saal college mei woh allow nahi karenge meri boards mei 60% aayi hai please help
mei physics aur chemistry ki calculations mei bohot bura hoon aur isley mujhe repeat karne ka mann nahi hai lekin shayad woh hi option hai