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I never considered myself to be smart, but I never thought I was stupid. As Artemis and I left Athena's oasis, I couldn't help but ponder the enormity of what had just happened. My mind was beginning to clear up and reflection set in as I followed Artemis through solid objects, down rabbit holes, through fire, sleet, and bodies of water.
The fire didn't burn me.
The cold didn't freeze me.
The water didn't drown me.
To think that my stupid human brain caused me to err in judgement to such a degree that I would step into the domain of godhood where I
didn't belong... all because I was horny. I cringed the thought away. Yes, it was the hottest thing that had ever happened to me, but the way Athena looked at me; it sent chills down my spine. There would surely be consequences for this, but Artemis had clammed up completely, and wasn't answering my questions.
"Artemis?" I whined. "Hey... I'm sorry. I didn't know this would happen."
She stopped in the middle of the woods. We stood surrounded by a captive audience of oak trees; it was eerily silent. She turned and cast me a long look before walking into one of the larger oaks. I sighed and followed her through it. On the other side, we were back in Thyra under a familiar violet menagerie of stars and planets. She had stopped, finally, sitting down and leaning back.
I stepped in front of her. "Artemis? What, umm... Whatcha doing?"
"Waiting," she said plainly.
I looked around at the desolate canyon.
"... Waiting for what?"
"Judgement," she sighed. "This will be the first place Father will look for me when he hears the news."
"Father?"
"You may know him as Zeus."
A little bit of sweat gathered around my temples. He was the main guy. Like
the biggest name in Greek myth. Everyone knows Zeus. But judgement... what was about to happen?
"I thought we were going to go hunt some beast in the Underworld or something." I looked down at my rifle and ran my hand along the length of the barrel. "I was scared at first, but now I want to see what a weapon kissed by Hephaestus can do."
I scoffed. I didn't know where that kind of verbiage came from. Kissed by Hepheastus? What was I, a poet all of the sudden? When I looked up, she looked sick. Her face was sagging and her eyes were lifeless. She leaned back and laid flat on the ground, her arms and legs outstretched as though she were dead.
"I too was eager to hunt," she said in a forlorn tone. "But that was before, in my miserable judgement, I welcomed you into divinity."
That was the first time she'd confirmed it with her own lips and it struck me for the first time that this was truly happening. The weight of it fell on my shoulders and did my level best to suppress it down. I didn't want to think about the implications just yet.
"I thought it was just a blessing," I said, sitting down next to her. "I didn't know there was a limit..."
"Athena tried to pry you from my breast, but you were stuck to it like a stubborn babe. You refused to listen."
"I didn't even realize it!" I defended myself. "Why couldn't you have just blessed me in a different way? Why did it have to be so weird?"
"Each god and goddess may bestow blessings, but for each it is different, and tied to their domain," she answered. "I am the goddess of the hunt, but also of nature, childcare, and birth. My blessing is bestowed as such that reflects my divine purpose." She cast me an annoyed glance,
"You are the one who has decided it is weird."
I set the rifle down in front of me and leaned forward, thinking carefully. I didn't want to dig my hole any deeper with Artemis. I didn't need
her mad at me too. "I'm sorry," I said finally. "But on earth it's kind of a sexual thing."
"Your species is perverse," she said, closing her eyes. "Am I to blame for that too?"
"No!" I said quickly. "I'm not blaming you for a
damn thing, but-"
"The blame lies with me entirely," she cut me off. "I brought you here. I took you to Athena's Oasis. I fed you the milk of the gods with my own breast. Who else is to blame but me? My father will certainly say as much when he finds us."
I swallowed. I didn't know what to do. I was in over my head; way out of my depth to such a degree that I wondered if maybe it was just a good idea to keep quiet and sit still. But I had one question that was burning behind my eyes.
"What's going to happen to you?" I asked.
She opened her eyes and stared at the sky as she contemplated. "... I suppose I'll be reduced to my base components and be remade a more capable daughter. They call it rebirthing."
"Artemis," I said softly.
"That sounds like dying." "There is no death," she refuted. "Only rebirth. I will be remade."
"Yeah, it still sounds like death to me," I pressed.
"It's the closest thing to death that goddess can experience," came a familiar voice from behind me. I turned to see Apollo walking slowly toward us. "Sister, sister," he chanted. "What have you done
this time?"
I wasn't overwhelmed by his beauty this time, but I still felt my chest tighten. It was the same feeling as seeing an ex from a long time ago in a public space like the mall or the grocery store. A flutter of something that once was there, but nothing substantial.
"Word will spread," Artemis said, her voice cracking. "And when Father has discovered what I have done, he will do what is right, I am certain of it."
"Will he?" Apollo asked. "Because Father has never been one to overreact, yes?" His tone carried the faintest hint of sarcasm.
Artemis didn't respond.
"I can't help but feel responsible for all of this," I said, getting to my feet. "I'll accept full responsibility."
"That will not be up to you," Artemis said, sitting up and hugging her knees.
"You may assume all the responsibility you like," said Apollo, turning to face me. "But there is not a single god or goddess on Mount Olympus that will accept that. You were a simple-minded human when you erred. It is what your kind
does. Would you curse an acorn for falling from a tree?"
"I get it, I get it," I rolled my eyes. "But it's not fair. Artemis didn't know I would fuck up the way I did. She doesn't deserve to die!"
"Make no mistake," Apollo said sternly. "It will not just be her, but Athena and Hephaestus for participating in this little charade." He turned his eyes toward the cracked canyon floor and sighed. "... And of course, I as well."
"No!" Artemis was on her feet.
"I will be punished for failing to alert Father to your wily machinations," he looked up at her. "I turned a blind eye. And I did it while Brian was still a human."
Artemis held his gaze for a second before turning and looking at me. "... The Fates," she whispered.
"The Fates?" I looked between the two of them. "What's going on?"
"Father will speak with the Fates," Artemis said as though in a panic, returning her attention to her brother. "They know all that is and all that will be."
"For humans," Apollo clarified, turning to me. "The Fates have no knowledge concerning the gods and goddesses. But everything that transpired around you while you were human will be a part of their knowledge."
"So Zeus will talk to them..." I began to put it together. "And you'll have no plausible deniability. They'll have seen you interacting with me here."
"Hephaestus and Athena as well," Apollo nodded. "None of us can deny what we've done here." He looked at his sister and scowled. "Because we trusted in
her to know what she was doing."
This was a mess. A complete disaster of my own making. I was such an idiot. I should have known better than to trespass against the gods. For had I known that Artemis would pay such a price, I would have never chased such an audacious undertaking. I held one hand to my head and felt that same nausea that had overtaken me back at the oasis. My inner dialogue was changing. I was thinking in a voice that wasn't really my own. I could feel myself slowly changing somehow.
"Forgive me," Artemis said to her brother.
"
He may," came another voice to her left. In the blink of an eye, a newcomer had manifested. "But
I will not. I trusted you to know better, Artemis."
After only a moment, I recognized him. It was Hephaestus, but human-sized and not all glowy and scary. He also bore a nasty scar across the right side of his face. I hadn't noticed it in the shadowy forge, but it was distracting. He stared daggers at Artemis, his strong arms folded across his chest.
Artemis buried her face in her hands. "I did not mean to risk you all alongside me," she sobbed. "I am so ashamed."
"As well you should be," Apollo spoke furiously. "Father
already detests Hephaestus. He will be rebirthed as well."
"He detests me," Hepheastus, turned to Apollo, "Because I
dared to suggest he was wrong about something. Though, if you ask me, the old man has hated me from the moment he laid eyes on me."
"Stop, stop, stop," I lifted my hands. "Just... let's just think about this for a second. Why do we have to wait around for Zeus to find out?" I asked. "We could just, y'know, get out of here. Nobody has to be killed over this, we can just leave, can't we? He doesn't know anything yet!"
"You imbecile," Apollo seethed, putting his face inches from mine. "You know nothing about
anything. Keep your moronic human notions to yourself for so long as they persist within you."
That broke my heart. I wrestled with the emotions that roiled within me. I took a step back and inhaled, holding the tears back. I wasn't going to cry. I was a grown-ass man. So why did I feel like a toddler in time-out?
"Actually," came a new voice from behind Artemis. We turned to see Athena caressing her chin thoughtfully. "While his primal human instincts compell him to flee... in this case, it might not be the worst idea."
"You've hit your head, yes?" Apollo asked. "You would take a human's side? So much for a goddess of wisdom. Take your council elswehere."
"Mind your manners, Brother," Artemis spoke up. "That is Athena you are addressing. You will hear her speak."
We all stood in a moment of tense silence. Athena began to pace around the gathered gods, patiently choosing her words before she spoke them.
"Father has had a hot temper as of the last few hundred years," she began. "Don't act like you all haven't been weary of him; that you haven't shared whispers of concern with your siblings."
Everyone turned their eyes away from her, as though unwilling to accept it. But I could tell from the expressions on their faces that she was telling the truth. Something was going on with Zeus, it seemed, but what? Why were his kids so afraid of him?
"He has been rebirthing gods and goddesses for small offenses as of late," Athena went on. "I, for one, have been living in fear of his ire for some time now. He is not the same as he once was."
"Do not speak ill of Father," Artemis came to Zeus's defense. "He is facing difficulties!"
"That is..." Apollo trailed off. "A hefty accusation," he said finally, staring the goddess down.
Athena stared back with equal ferocity. "Then why, Apollo, did you keep your sister's little venture to yourself?"
He remained quiet. I didn't know the gods bickered like this. I always assumed they were some big happy family just living in paradise, but it seemed like there was at least some degree of treachery afoot.
Afoot? I winced.
"Your silence says it all," Athena smirked before turning serious. "What little empathy Father once possessed is gone. We can all wait around to be rebirthed to Father's liking," she passed her eyes over us. "Or we can flee. The worst thing that can happen to us is rebirth either way."
"I have yearned to leave his gaze for eons now," said Hephaestus. "I will join in an escape effort."
"There would be little effort required," Apollo announced. "There has never been an attempt to leave the pantheon. It would likely be as simple as walking through an open doorway. But this discussion is traitorous; blasphemers, each and every one of you."
"I will run with Athena," Artemis announced.
"Sister!" Apollo scolded.
"Athena is more than my sister, she is my best friend," Artemis balled her fists. "If it were anyone else who suggested it, I may not have listened. But Athena's wise words have guided me through great trials."
"I am with them," Hephaestus said to Apollo. "You can stay here with the
accident," he eyed me angrily.
Artemis looked as though she wanted to come to my defense, but ultimately said nothing.
Another arrow through my heart.
"Hephaestus," I began my sentence without anywhere for it to go. "I... I might not be..." I flailed. Suddenly, I had a question. "Wait," I pointed at him. "Why can I understand you now?"
"Because, dear Brian," Athena answered for him, walking up to me and placing a hand against my forehead. "You are a god now. It doesn't matter whether Hephaestus likes it or not, you are divinity born of mankind."
"Well," I glanced around without moving my head. "What am I the god of?"
"She is checking," Apollo said. "Be quiet while she divinates your domains."
I felt a tingling sensation around my forehead. It tickled, and I couldn't help but giggle a little. It made Artemis smile and my heart soared.
"You are..." Athena spoke, closing her eyes, her concentration tightening. "The god of indulgence and isolation," she announced, opening her eyes and smiling at me. She removed her hand and stepped back, leaving me in a stunned silence.
"Did you just call me fat and lonely?" I blurted out.
Athena lifted her hand to her mouth and dimples manifested on her cheeks. Artemis did the same, but couldn't stifle her laughter. Apollo snickered and turned his head. I stood there with my mouth wide open as Hephaestus began to chuckle to himself. But he didn't look happy about it. He would smile and laugh before scowling it away, and then laughing again. The others adopted an expression not dissimilar to mine and stared at the god of the forge.
"I can't stop," Hephaestus managed between breathy laughter.
"By the stars," Athena murmured. "I don't believe I've
ever seen Hephaestus laugh."
"Nobody has," Apollo said in equal wonderment.
"
That is your sense of humor?" Artemis asked, aghast. "It is so... childish! So unexpected!"
"I have no sense of humor!" Hephaestus barked, finally getting his laughter under control. "He
did something to me!"
"I didn't do anything!" I threw my arms up.
"Perhaps," Athena smiled at me. "He also holds the domain of humor. I didn't search for it."
"Great," I said angrily. "I'm 'Hilarious', the fat and ugly Greek god of comedy, I love it."
Hephaestus exploded in a renewed fit of laughter, once more prompting the others to laughter. I stood there in the center of it and frowned.
"Can we get out of here now?" I shouted.
They laughed harder.
This sucked.
Writing Prompt Submitted by u/
blablador-2001 My flatmate got into an accident, she wasn’t injured but her car was damaged. I consoled her saying it was a blessing in disguise as things might have gone worst looking at her badly damaged. Later in the night my boyfriend met an accident. He has got some bad bruises 😞and injuries but he’s in a good shape by god grace ♥️♥️ It feels to weird to be a coincidence. People around me met an accident the same day. Me on the other side was home all day as it was raining outside. Why do i think that my bad luck got distributed to people around me
I’m not sure if this is the right place for this story but I feel like fellow empaths would get it.
When I was driving home, I found this sweet dog running towards a busy intersection. I rolled down my windows and drove slowly calling to the dog so he’d follow me on a side street. I got out of the car and called animal control and tried to keep the pup engaged with me. This old man comes out of his house and starts screaming at me. Telling me it’s a private road (it’s not, I live up the same street), how I needed to get the hell out of there. I asked if it’s his dog and he just continues to scream. He wouldn’t listen, just wanted to berate me. So the dog runs towards him and the man loses it. Luckily animal control showed up and later on found the owner. But I’m not sure what pushes an old man to berate a young female trying to save a dog.
I know it’s such a small exchange but it left some weird yucky feelings in my system. I can’t shake it.
Saw a new doctor today who prescribed me some propranolol to try over the next few weeks, 40mg as an when, max 3 times a day. I'm starting uni in Sept, he seemed hopeful they might help me deal with the challenges of that.
I asked if they would make me feel nauseus like I was when trying SSRI's, he told me they wouldn't. (I have severe emetaphobia) The leaflet with side effects lists nausea and vomiting as possible side effects though?
I'm mainly hoping they could help me with my anxiety nausea, that being my biggest symptom, but if they make me sick, it kind of defeats the purpose..
Anyone have any experiences or tips from their first time with this medication? Should I try them at home or plan to go out, maybe half a pill first to test? Thank you for any help!
Hi, so I’m having an issue with my airdrop from my iPhone 11 to my MacBook Air M1.
My phone can send and receive airdrops to other iPhones no problem but for some reason my Mac isn’t showing up for anyone neither for me or my sisters iPhone 14.
Before anyone suggests, I have already searched the internet for solutions so of course I’ve done the obvious things.
Yes blue tooth is on. Yes both devices are set as discoverable. Yes they’re close to each other. And yes they’re even on the same network.
This was never an issue before and I was able to send things back and forth. I need to send my pictures onto my Mac to clear space before a trip and this is frustrating me so much as I can’t seem to find any solutions!
I’d appreciate any help and genuine suggestions thanks!
ive been on opill for about two weeks now, i started my first pack on the first day of regular bleeding on my period. it lasted like normal with my spotting days as well and now it seems like im starting my period all over again? i was spotting quite a bit which then turned to bright red bleeding and cramps. is it normal for the pill to do this when ive already had a period this month? im hoping that maybe its just my body adjusting to the pill but i heard that this irregular bleeding side effect is common and doesn’t ever really go away from some.
I’m a 26m who currently lives in Denver. Came from NYC at 24, def not going back east. It’s not that I don’t like it here but I just feel something is missing from what I want out of my living situation, have been trying to put my finger on it. Think I need to be around people who want to have a little hustle in them instead of chill all the time, more of a balance. Feels like a major bubble.
I have been financially insecure the past 8 months and have finally landed on my feet with a flexible remote job on East coast hours. I also work a side hustle at a restaurant that is kickstarting my savings back up in a major way. This puts me around low 6 figures.
I visited my buddy in Santa Monica and for the first time didn’t miss Denver when traveling. LA felt like if Denver was bigger, younger, and had more variety in outdoor activities surrounding it. It blew me away. Anyone from Denver go to SoCal and have a take? The tide is pulling me a bit, giving myself until summer to really try to foster life in Denver when financially stable.
Appreciate the time and any responses.
Good afternoon 😌 I am looking to create and cultivate a close friendship with someone. One where we talk about all the big things and all the small ones too. I have been searching for a while to find someone I could call my best friend. Sadly, I drifted apart from my previous best friend due to circumstances that popped up in his life. I would love to meet someone I genuinely click with. I know friendships like that are fairly rare and require effort on both sides. But it’s “work” I’m happy to do. I’ve been insanely depressed lately and could use a really close friend in my life. I don’t want to just kill time or converse for the sake of talking. I want something that is meaningful. I have a lot of varying interests that I’d be happy to discuss but I prefer to create a friendship where overlapping hobbies is just a bonus. I want to relate on an emotional level.
I have done OE as a SWD for 4 weeks now. So far so good. I’m handling it great. However just anticipating workload to increase every week from now.
For context: I’m in a senior dev role for j2 and mid-level dev role for j1. I have been at j1 for 2 years now and at this point, I’m just happy I’m still going. In 2 years I never got a pay rise but I’m really happy here. I just need money as my baby daughter is due soon. So went for j2 as a senior dev (world of unknown for me) and been here 4 weeks so far.
Personal experience: It’s so weird being a senior in 1 role and pretty much irrelevant in another role. Feel like Spider-Man. I kinda have to be a bit vocal in j2 but still enjoying it. I feel more respected because of the position I’m coming in as. It’s also a nicer culture as it’s fully remote and I have a very international team.
J1 is also great, I have no complaints about the people as they are super nice. I just feel they see me as an okay dev not great, my colleagues at j1 are very talented and I learn a lot from them. Again it’s quite an international team as we have a team in London and East Europe but more of a British work culture, which I also like to an extent. That good old saying comes to mind, ‘Always be the dumbest person in the room’.
Biggest issues: Mainly the meeting clashes. I have 2 days in the week where I will have meeting clashes between 9:30am-11am. I keep 1 earphone in for j1 meetings while muted / cam off. My team is usually cam off which is a plus and the meetings tend to finish early too. However, although j2 colleagues are pro cam-off, j2 meetings are a nightmare! It’s so unorganised, too many people in the call, too many unnecessary questions and you could get questioned at anytime. I’m more on edge with j2 meetings so I put more focus on it. It’s just about finding a balance. I feel like a “dev DJ” with both laptops side by side and having one hand on the volume, another one on the mouse ready to unmute.
You get used to it after a few meetings but as a tip to others, never lose focus!! A split second lapse in concentration and you could make a fatal mistake that will end your OE career, it’s nearly happened when I answered a question from a colleague in j2, my j1 meeting was ongoing and then I hear my name from my manager at j1… I didn’t respond and focused on j2. After I answered it, I unmuted j1 and said “sorry I was in the toilet, did I miss anything? And i managed to save it. Be careful! I realised as long as you keep your calm and don’t sound like someone’s got a gun pointed at your head; then you’re all good.
So yeh that’s my experience so far. If any new OEees wanna ask any questions, feel free!
P.S. This thread really helped me in making this life changing decision. There’s a lot of friendly and knowledgable people here. Thank you so much for all your contributions and good luck 💪
Speculation, first I’ll say that.
DFV’s return is not a coincidence, it is a Cohencidence. What do I mean by that?
He came back at a time he was certain there was going to be an ‘event’. This price movement wasn’t caused by his return, however he has exacerbated the situation for the short side.
Whether it’s the LEAP options, a company announcement/acquisition, or BOTH.
I’m seeing both happening at the same time.
Ryan cohen is going to do something crazy, imminently, and DFV just legally exacerbated the situation for the short side.
So be happy, and cheer, for the end is near.
God speed and enjoy the show. I’m a small fish in the sea, but I have 300 DRS. And some in my brokerage still.
This is the play which will ‘un-rig’ the stock market. This is only the beginning. See him still posting even though the price is coming down? Get your camping chair out and relax. When we get the big up, there won’t be a big down.
Edit: I am not insinuating DFV has insider knowledge, but that he is certain of an ‘event’ from external research. This edit is for potential shills