Funny things to say on someones bday

whenever he goes out usually out of country to have fun with his friends I get depressed and cry and wish I was there with him. I want to end my life,the thing is I suffer from depression and schizophrenia so I don't have friends, job and always stuck inside home alone. I feel like I have no purpose to live. how do I stop this behavior? I know it's wrong but no matter how much I try to ignore and be positive that feeling is clinging to my back. and another thing is my husband doesn't show interest in having sex with me anymore Like before..I always ask for it since I'm in my prime age 25 I am always turn on but he always says he's not in mood. does he not love me anymore? I end up masturbating alone at the end. I have dated him for 13 years since I was 13 and married him for 7 years. does he not love me anymore

Hi everyone.
I(28F) had an argument with my boyfriend (31M) of two years 10 days ago. It was about the fact that I didn't really feel like he was supporting me and was being mean. He admitted he was struggling with finding me overwhelming recently, as things have been tough in our personal lives: his mental health/physical issues and my recent traumatic incident where I had to call the police on a neighbour who tried to attack me with a knife. Throughout most of our relationship I have been supporting and helping him with his issues, but now I need a bit more support I haven't felt like he has been bothered. Usually this is not an issue, and he has always been there to talk to me.
I did end up crying, not shouting, but it wasn't pretty. He asked me to leave and I did after about 20 mins after I had gathered myself together. I asked him before I left when we could reconnect and we decided Thursday, when the argument was on Monday. Thursday comes about and I reach out, three calls, and he does not respond. On Friday morning he sent a text saying he needed more time, a kiss, and a funny video we both like, and I agreed.
The weekend comes and goes, and on Tuesday evening I reach out to say hope you're ok and ask if we can say when we will talk? I also asked to pick up my necessities as I have a key, and said I texted his brother who said he can let me in. The text to his brother was, hiya are you in on Wednesday? I need to pick up my hairdryer. This is not unusual as my bf works late and sometimes double locks the door. I called my bf once too. I mainly lived with him, even though I have my own flat. He read both messages but did not respond.
I went the next day and got my necessary stuff (skincare, hairdryer, work clothes etc), said hi to his brother and left within 5 minutes. I also packed my clothes out of our wardrobe as I started to have a bad feeling about the status of our relationship and put them in 'my corner' of the room. The house was a mess and very dirty, which is it not usually like, which worried me.
He has done this before when we broke up a year ago, for about a day. He asked for me back and we talked about everything. We never usually argue unless it is big, and he finds it hard to articulate his feelings in anyway in person due to his past. It is much easier over the phone. I am really sad about it, he is my best friend and I love him.
I have a feeling this is just over, but I can't make myself go over and ask what's going on, which I usually do when we argue. I think I need him to be the one to reach out this time. I am not sure what to do next. If we break up, we break up and thats really sad, but I don't want to leave things on bad terms. I don't think ghosting is something I could forgive. Does anyone have any advice?

Assuming he's not a force ghost or Sukuna getting put the fear of god in his bones by Yuji, Gojo is back. Some of yall think this is a poor decision on the part of Gege but i disagree. I will put some links at the end of the post, check them out for a deeper exploration of things I will be talking about in this post.
Gojo is defined by being the strongest, this is both his blessing and his curse. He lost Geto in part because Geto felt he was falling behind and couldn't keep up with Gojo anymore. Yuta wanted to join the fight against Sukuna, only to be told not to because he would only be a hinderance to Gojo, which turned out to be correct, Gojo's final Hollow Purple would've blasted his ass, yet he may have stopped Fraudkuna sending the world slash. He even says (paraphrasing here) you can make a flower bloom but you can't expect it to understand you. He feels alone, the ultimate power of keeping everyone away is a double edged sword. Even against Jogo in their domain clash, he says "When you're given everything, you can do nothing". This is ironic since even though he has perhaps the best capability in the verse, he always loses when it counts the most. He is the strongest yet he can't enact change on the world.
Sukuna takes away this blessing and this curse, strips him of the title "the strongest" so that he can be just Satorou Gojo.There are a lot of allusions to Sukuna being the guard of the southern temple, or an asura, or even a Bodhivista guiding those who are weaker than him but being unable to move forward himself. Also remember, it was the six eyes that told Gojo Kenjaku being Geto but it was his heart that said he wasn't.
Now that this weight has been lifted off of Gojo and Yuji awakened his hidden potential THEY CAN FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE, TOGETHER AS TEACHER AND STUDENT. They will give us the Jump Kaisen of a lifetime. I'm assuming other students of his to join as well. They will kick this frauds teeth in hard enough that he will resort to starting the merger.
Make no mistake, this is not Yuji getting his kill stolen, it never was. From the very beginning Yuji has been tag teaming with; Higurama, Yuta, Maki, WIno, Choso, Kusakabe(?) and now Todo. This was never about him winning against the King of Frauds by himself, because as opposed to Sukuna he bears love for his fellow brethren.
Gojo wanted to train the next generation with good intentions, one of them was to raise pupils strong enough to keep up with him. He wants to share the burden so that he wouldn't be this fucking alone at the top. Gojo's character arc has always been about reaching enlightenment, only when he lost his last worldly attachment he could do such a feat. Just like Buddha himself, who only reached enlightenment when he gave up on it and accepted the passing girls gesture of a cup of rice pudding, Gojo lost his attachment to being the strongest there is. And now he will enjoy the fruits of his labour, fighting side by side with his students.
I might be wrong, next chapter might suck. But I'm willing to give Gege a chance to cook something beautiful,hope you are too. Here are some better written posts that i took many inspirations from, please check them out.
The Strongest Sorcerer perished so that Gojo Satoru could live
Gojo's actual hand seal and his connection to Buddha
gojo lost to every singles main villian
Sukuna is a fallen bodhisattva in a fatally damned world
There was also a post about how Gojo only doing a single handed domain was both a feat of genius and a symbol of his isolation. Since one hand symbolizes buddha and the other humankind. He only does it with his buddha hand, which shows us how alone he really is. But i couldn't find it so didn't talk about it. (it also shows us how fucked Sukuna is, since he now bears this burden himself) .

Why does it seem like everyone is focused on other countries when people are being abused right here in the states. By all means other countries should get help but even on a plane they say to save yourself first before your own kid.
It’s great that people are becoming more aware of the things going on in this big world but let’s be real, these things have been going on for as long as time, we just have faster access to information. But when people finally come together it’s always about bashing a celebrity or boycotting a company or two but when do we decide it’s not enough? When do we finally hold the system accountable for the crimes against the very people it’s supposed to be in place for.

Dr. K I desperately need your help. I am pleading if not begging for it. My boyfriend is suffering and so is our relationship. Things have gotten very intense and he is having suicidal ideations daily! I am so scared, confused & concerned. He is really struggling like most 25 year old men. His frontal lobe is closing and there’s been a drastic shift and change in him. With intentions for the better but results don’t yield that same outcome. He watches a lot of your content & like things but bringing awareness to your problems simply doesn’t fix it. His view of me has changed drastically and it’s almost as if im his number one enemy and I can tell he’s blaming a lot of what’s happening both internally and externally on me. I don’t know how to support him and when I ask him it almost frustrates him. He then used emotionally influenced logical reasoning with almost everything. In fact watching your videos recently made him realize that he doesn’t properly process emotions. Me on the other hand I am extremely emotionally intelligent and have been emotionally aware for many years but in his eyes im not. He watches a lot of videos based on higher reasoning and thinking (Jordan Peterson, modern wisdom, conversations with Coleman etc) which I love but I’ve noticed how now because I don’t use the jargon or vocabulary of these guys he is quick to not want to listen to me or discredit my opinions or perspective. We’ve both watched your video about conversations and how it’s really about reflection. I try to practice this when conversing with him by asking him questions like “how can I better support you” “can you give me an example” this sets him off! He replies with things like “this is what I’m talking about. , raise your emotional eq” and more statements about my deficiencies in his eyes. I will try to reply by saying “ I don’t want to assume I know what you’re feeling or what you need” this makes him even more mad. Our relationship has come to a very scary place and I really don’t know what to do. There’s so much more I could share and pray and hope that I can! I’m not sure if you’ve ever done a couple session but I would love to volunteer as tribute. We have one of the best relationships I’ve ever known but we’ve really hit a rock and hard place. I understand hurt people hurt people and I see him inflicting a lot of his past trauma on both himself and me. I watched a video of yours today saying don’t think about solutions when your dad wait until after because it will create more and more problems. I’m almost 100% this is all he does and he does A LOT of thinking. He’s watching things that make sense and trying ti make sense of it amplifying the problem tenfold. I practice this and it helps and I tried to share with him but I was ridiculed even though if he watched you say it he would eat it up! This ship is sinking very very very quickly. Dr K please please help me save my boyfriend and our relationship. He doesn’t have a friend group he feels is “on his level” or anyone he talks to about these things. Therapy is too expensive but he desperately would like help. He has an appointment with someone from you course but he is already skeptical bc it’s not you helping him. I’m watching the sweetest person I know turn into the most jaded person I know. This is my first Reddit post in hopes to reach you. DR K PLEASE HELP ME I DONTKNOW WHERE TO GO. This is a cry a desperate cry for help. Pls

hi all! i'm a teenager in my 3rd year of high school and am thoroughly confused. in year 10, covid was ending but we were still coming back to school very slowly. i became friends with this girl in my class who is really popular.
in my school, or, in my life, popular people are friends with popular people. i am not popular. i have my little group of friends that i'm happy with at school and then outside i have a different one. at first i thought it was because we rly had no one else to hang out with, but even when school started full-time we continued to be good friends.
one more thing? she's barely close to anyone. she has friends, and she's really scary, but she's always stood up for me and claims me to be her closest/best friend. i just don't get it. it's the weirdest thing because i really doubted my friendship with her, she was known to be this person who would talk about her friends behind their back or even lightly insult them. she also has a ton of influence in our city.
but she never talked about me behind my back or anything. even at school, when people mention her and everyone goes "she's mean to everyone basically" they always say she's never mean to me. to add to the mix, she lies to me a lot, and not in the way that she lies that i look good when i dont or stuff like that. she makes up stuff about her life.
like, she has this "boyfriend" who i really don't think is real, it's a long story but 1000% sure (it'll take a while for me to explain why) that on multiple occasions she's faked being busy and "given him the phone" to speak to me while being her the whole time.
at the end of the day, i guess i just think it's kind of cool that she makes up all this stuff so elaborately, pretending to be multiple people all just to message me of all people...?
honestly have no clue what to make of this situation. because she has stayed up all night multiple times being these different people and it's just so... odd. any and all advice will be greatly appreciated :")

It's all the way you look at things
I know that I'm so positive it makes some people sick. Yes, I am “that” person who sees the best in everyone and everything. Yes, I do see the glass half full.
While talking to my best friend recently, I was saying that I was excited about going home for a multi year reunion. I was going to see many of our high school and grade school friends, and what a good time we are going to have. He said, “Ain't no one wants to see them, girl, I could care less about them!’
He doesn't keep in touch with many people besides me. We have very different points of view on the subject of childhood friends. I keep in touch with almost all of my friends and he keeps in touch with me.
He doesn't have friends where he lives. He works from home, and his mother lives with him. He hasn't been on a date in years and hasn't gone out to try to open his circle of life. For him, a vacation once in a while is enough. For me, it could never be. I, on the other hand, have many friends that I am constantly doing something with. I have church and other things that I do that I enjoy to keep me involved and busy.
I don't want to be this old person saying fuck this one or fuck that one. I don't know how much time I have here but I do know I want to live my life large! I want to leave the dishes in the sink to hang out with a friend. It's not an imposition for me to pick up a friend from the airport who flew in to visit me. This is life, these are the memories that I am making that are priceless, with people I love.
I don't want to be that person who is too busy or too self absorbed in their own life to share it with others. Life's for sharing, sharing memories, sharing love and sharing laughter. I want to forever keep doing that. I'm not going to be that miserable old person no one wants to see because they have nothing nice to say about anyone.
So today my friends, remember life goes by too fast. You never know when your time is up. Is it more important to have a clean house than a house full of friends? Is it more important to be rigid, to not let bygones be bygones, than to enrich your life with other people? I guess the question is up to you on how to live your life but for me nothing enriches my life more than to share it with people I love, doing the things I love. As I have told you before, I want to go to my grave screaming what a frigging ride!! “Be the change you want to see”

I'm glad I've found this Sub-Reddit, because I just need to get this off my chest.
So I work in a commercial industry - your typical 9-5. & have recently found out that my (Now no longer) friend has been sleeping with my boss. My boss is married with kids, my ex-friend is engaged. The worst part is, HR of the company is the bosses wife. So while it's none of my business - I couldn't say anything even if I wanted to.
Backstory: So my boss has a history of sleeping with staff members, many of us know about it (I'm sure his wife does too) and some have even caught them not quite in the act, but fooling around. Some staff have left over it, some staff have left due to it stopping, others he has fired. Now look, this is none of my business, it's not affecting me at all - so I couldn't care less. HOWEVER. When my now ex-friend started hanging out with him a little more outside of work, being invited into the office late at night and not going home until 5am, both snap chatting each other 24/7 and her getting mysterious raises at work while the rest of us (including myself) are stuck at barely getting by. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. Trying to ask for a raise (after 2 years of being there) as my role now has increased workflow/responsibilities, which is getting denied over and over, because as I've just found out, I was discussing it with a few work friends and guess who is running back to the boss with everything we say.. Bingo you guessed it.
My issue now is, I'm friends with my friends fiance. I'm sure he's aware, he's the sweetest soul. Do I hint at it with him? Do I let the world do it's thing?
I'm not in a position where I can call out this bad behaviour at work because I cannot afford to lose this job. However being such a small team, it's such a toxic work environment now. To the point where this ex-friend is adding clients from work on social media and being flirty with them too.
I'm sure eventually, just like everyone else, she will quit, or he will move on with someone else (cheaters tend to get bored easily) and leave her aside - but my mind is baffled by all of this happening. It's completely F*cked and not what I was expecting coming into this industry.. Even to the point now where she openly said (there was only 2 of us in the office) that she doesn't like being around her fiance, she only likes being around the boss because she feels good with him.
This world is fucked.

Greetings Guys, So i been manifesting this apartment that’s two blocks from my house! I have never been called for a apartment on Housing Connect for 12 years! I just had a baby 3 weeks ago, I was asked to submit documents for that building. I was so happy! Problem was my income was off by a couple hundreds but my boss is cool and filed out the paper for me saying i would get a raise in July. I submitted the documents in March and just received an follow up email saying I was being considered and was asked for paystubs & bank statements for April. I went on maternity leave in March and had my baby in April. I will be returning back to work in July. I do not wanna loose my chances on this apartment. I don’t want them to know i had another baby yet until I at least get sign or speak to someone. I now have 3 kids and don’t think i will fit the requirements for the apartment if they found out Can i possibly get my March paystubs edited for April?

I might go into a bit of a rant , but I really need an outsiders opinion on my situation.
For a bit of a background I 21F have been going no contact for almost 2 years with my mother 40F.
Here’s some backstory,
My mother had me quite young, 19 and would later bring up to me how she had a VERY rough childhood and how poorly her parents treated her and her issues with SA at a young age. She never left home and lived rent free UNTILL this day my grandmother had a stroke and my mother took care of her for 1-2 years as her primary caregiver but afterwards my grandfather was the primary caregiver and my mother no longer helped. She claimed to not leave the house because “they needed her” when infact she didn’t provide anything that they “needed” she didn’t pay rent she didn’t help take care she was more of a roommate so to say.
I looked up to my mother very much as a child admired her achievements she was getting promoted at work and travelling to different places for work. When I was 13 she had lied to our family about going on “work trips” when in reality she was hooking up with a very wealthy co-worker . She ended up getting pregnant and lying to my dad and me and my sister saying that she had to go on work trips while she was visiting this rich man and going to baby appointments. She told my dad she cheated on him 1 month before she gave birth and me and my sister 1 week before. Now I should mention I saw my family as a near perfect family everything was very good.My dad forgave her and accepted this new baby like his own child.
My mom lied to her baby daddy (the rich guy) and said that my dad had left her, my sister and I and that my mom lives all by herself in her own home and has no job. This being the opposite of what’s being true. The man agreed to pay her to be a stay at home mom and pay all her “bills” my dad paid all the bills and they she lived rent and bill free. She would go to see the rich man for a 2-3 weeks at a time in a different city than come back to the house me and my sister and dad lived in with our grandparents for 1-2 weeks than repeat the cycle.
She ended up cheating on my dad again a year later with the rich man after promising they had nothing going on to me and my dad. I would beg her not to sleep in the same bed as the man when she would take the kids over to his house. As a 13 year old child.
She truly lived a double life. I never knew when she would come back and I was left to do all her motherly stay at home mom duties and raise me and my sister because my dad worked so many long days and nights.
Our relationship never got better and she expected me to help her out with the new children. She ended up cutting ties with the rich dude and would bring the kids to his house on weekends but return home always.
I had alot of personal trauma involving SA at the age of 14 and a lot of mental health challenges.
She tried to kick me out at 15 and when brining this up to a councillor they almost got me taken from the home. I was in and out of mental wards and picked up a drinking addiction from a young age because of the SA and how the treatment from my mom was.
She decided to take my debit card while I was in a mental hospital and spend 120$ on food for herself. When I came home she let the children break 300$ worth of my makeup and make the most disgusting comments.
She made me miss days of my school so I could watch my youngest sibling while she took my other sibling to school. I fed, washed and the youngest child even needed me to hold his hand while I put him to bed. She expected me to be another parent I even attended every single doctors appointment for the children she had with the rich guy when their own father never attended it was me who did.
There was a time where the baby daddy had cut off her money and she refused to get a job so I ended up paying for dinners gas coffee runs, outings and my younger siblings whole 5th birthday party.
This whole time she would taunt me when I was sad she would get almost excited to see me super sad one time I had overdosed and she kicked my limp body to see if I was dead. Terrible things.
No matter how helpful how supportive I was through her custody battle how much money I spent as a young girl to I was about 17 doing all these things btw, she never showed love to me she threatened to kick me out if I didn’t get a job but I did make very decent money doing online things for money I won’t disclose but it was nothing sexual.
I did whatever she wanted because I was so desperately looking to be loved and wanted.
I finally had enough of her toxic abuse and always blaming me for everything using me as the escape goat and threating that I would be on the streets so I moved out at 19 with nothing but a mattress and a fan no help from my parents at all.
3 months into moving out my grandmother had sadly passed away. My mother invited a women who no one in our family has ever meet before to my grandmas open casket. She was already bringing a friend for support but felt the need to bring a women she’d only known for 2 weeks. I told her how uncomfortable I would be sitting next to a women I never met since this was a private family matter and no outside people that didn’t know my grandma would be coming. She picked bringing this women over my feelings I was heartbroken and sad about my grandma and no one supported me. My dad later on told me if I had a problem with my mom brining the friend I wasn’t allowed to go. After this I cut all ties with my mom and whole family.
A year after I cut all ties and no communication my mother randomly showed up at my doorstep with my two younger siblings both under 8. Saying they wanted to play at the park with me . I hung out with them at the park because I didn’t want this to be a bad memory for them and it’s not the childrens fault. This went awful my sister saying “how many birthdays have you missed now” obviously a line fed to her by my mother. Since she’s to young to come to that conclusion.
I recently after almost 2 years got back in contact with my dad and he’s really wanting me to have communication with my biological sister but I really don’t want a relationship with anyone but my dad and my two younger siblings.
So the question is what should I do my mom is a very toxic person but apart of me just wants a mom and wants to feel loved and wanted by a mom but I don’t think she can do that I’m just so confused and need help. And I’m not interested in a relationship with my sister but my dad really wants one and I have a really goood relationship with him now and don’t wanna make him sad.
If you read this whole thing thank you so much

Hey guys! Let me just preface this by saying I’ve always wanted a desktop iMac since I was a child and was never financially in a position to get one, parents couldn’t afford one when I was younger and now I’m 31 with a fairly decently paid job (tattooer)
The mature part of my brain has been putting off getting one for about 4 years now because quite honestly I don’t believe I need one since I have an iPad pro for work and it seems to do the job.
On the other hand, my inner child has wanted this piece of machinery since I seen them on tv when I was growing up. They’re not as expensive in my eyes as they used to be but can anyone tell me is it worth having?
Do I feed the inner child’s wants and needs? The only reason I have for getting it is that it’s beautiful and would look great on my desk and make things a little easier with writing, recording numbers and possibly editing content for social media’s as an artist.
Looking for unbiased opinions, don’t need to be convinced just if there’s a sense of worthiness to such a big purchase.
Thanks guys looking forward to your responses!

Ok, I'm going insane whilst writing this, this has been going on for the past 5 months and I still have no reason why this is happening.
I have a HP Pavillion pre-built desktop, which I upgraded to 16gb ram and SSD.
Problem is, mostly when gaming around 20 minutes in or sometimes even instantly I will recieve a BSOD, usually thats fine and caused by a driver or something, but it seems like I'm getting new BSODs most of the time. Sometimes I even get BSODs when using just normal desktop applications.
Product specs (note I upgraded ram to 16gb and to a SSD all from Crucial): https://support.hp.com/us-en/product/product-specs/hp-pavilion-gaming-desktop-pc-tg01-1000a/model/2100019028?sku=348P8EA&serialnumber=4CE1050FF9
Win 11 dumps: https://files.catbox.moe/f23y3i.zip
Win 10 dumps (OS i'm on currently): https://files.catbox.moe/eul3yx.zip
Here are the symtoms:
Sometimes It doesn't BSOD me, my system will just restart; screen will go black and my computer will reboot, most of the time I get a BSOD Message though.
At first I thought it may of been a RAM issue, all my minidumps pointed towards it, but I ran memtest86 twice full test and no errors was picked up.
I then thought it may of been a CPU temp issue or overheating, and I measured during peak gaming around 80 degrees, which should be fine for my CPU.
Also some important things to note:

• When reinstalling windows I noticed it would crash during the install process on the installer in the "Installing features", it took a couple of tried to install windows
• When I enable the memory integrity settings my windows crashes when booting up and freezes.

Here are things I've tried:

• Resetting Windows normally
• Reinstalling Windows 11 via USB
• Reinstalling Windows 10 via USB
• Memtest 86 passed twice, and used the microsoft memory test
• Reinstalling GPU drivers with DDU
• Installing new chipset drivers
• Replacing peripherals to see if it was one of my USB devices

Nothing has worked, if someone could try and help me it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Hi,
I'm adding some detail but in general: Imagine 2 BPD-People dating each other. How would it turn out for them?
Details:
BPD Guy
Mask/Thinks of himself as: Romantic, sophisticated, artistic
Behaviour: - Badmouthing people he never talked to, - Jealous but is promiscuous himself, - Rage outbursts (screaming and throwing things) - Social Media obsessed because of constant validation, - Party up to 3 times a week, - Can't be alone for 2 days, - Can't shut his mouth for two minutes,
BPD Woman
Mask/Thinks of herself as: Romantic, loyal beautiful princess with an heart of gold
Behaviour: - Smear campaigns, - Twists Reality so that it's never her fault, - Gaslighting in general, - Also Social Media obsessed like BPD Guy, - Fishing for compliments("I'm so ugly" until somebody says otherwise), - Artificial behaviour (fake laugh, fake sadness et cetera) - Superficial (Describing people as "ugly" who are better looking than herself), - Get's "sad" if she's not in the spotlight all the time, - Also has rage outbursts sometimes but acts as the victim afterwards with crying and so on.
Both are in their mid 30s.
Me and my friend were thinking what would happen if these 2 would date each other. Would they f*ck each other up completely or would they get along for a long time?
Best regards

I've seen people compare him to Snape, which I do get to some extent. Both grew up with a father who was very strict on them, and although I wouldn't say Lucius abused Draco, it came off like he put pressure on him. Both also had some sense of "good" with the Malfoys leaving Voldemort's side in the end and Draco becoming a better person (as much as I dislike CC, this is one of the few good things to come out of it).
However there are also comparison between Draco and James. Both were privileged and grew up in rich pureblood families, spoiled by parents (it's implied James was spoiled). Obviously they didn't share the same views, as James was clearly not a pureblood supremist, but both would bully other kids "beneath" them just because, but grew out of it once they grew up, unlike Snape who bullied children even in adulthood.
What do you think?

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I'm quite new to coding so please take it easy on me, this is my code right now.
import csv import math import numpy as np import pandas as pd def main(filename, filter_value, type_of_card): """Reads a file and stores the data""" filedata = pd.read_csv(filename) data = np.array(filedata) def task1(data, filter_value, type_of_card): """Returns a list of values after analyzing the data""" malicious = data[data[:, 11] == 1][:, 10] non_malicious = data[data[:, 11] == 0][:, 10] dot_product = sum(malicious * non_malicious) mod_malicious = math.sqrt(sum(non_malicious ** 2)) mod_non_malicious = math.sqrt(sum(non_malicious ** 2)) cosine_similarity = dot_product / (mod_malicious * mod_non_malicious) cos_dist = format(1 - cosine_similarity, '.2f')
main('CreditCard_2024_Project2.csv', 'Port Lincoln', 'ANZ')
obtaining data from a csv titled CreditCard_2024_Project2.csv we have to use numpy and pandas functions to find certain things..
this is what i have to input to test it.
cos_dist, var, median, corr, pca = task1(data, 'Port Lincoln ', 'ANZ ')
i've only done the cos_dist part so far and everytime i try to test it it just says data not defined and im really confused is it my def main function thats wrong? what am i missing? thank you

context I (21 f) had two childhood best friends let's call them Mary and Anna for the sake of the story... We were inseparable we did everything together made sure we spend as much time as possible together, now there has been many red flags about Anna since the beginning of this friendship but we ignored them cuz "she was our friend she could never have bad intentions"... Both of Mary's parents had cancer and she only had a little sister who was a kid at the time and only one uncle so she was on her own... Two years ago unfortunately both of Mary's parents died within the same year only five months apart her mom first then her dad.. The friendship went downhill since that moment when Mary's mom died she was devastated and all alone at the funeral "her culture demands three days funeral at the church and then people would come to visit the family's house after".... We all had uni exams at that time but I didn't think much of that and just packed my stuff and went to help my friend out cleaning the house helping her out and kept doing that for the next few months.. Now Anna..she didn't show up at the funeral ,also she would go out partying shopping during the first three days ...and posting it all on her stories... And of course Mary noticed that and got really hurt.. When she confronted Anna.. Anna tried to defend herself by saying the worst things ever things like "my parents didn't want me to catch all the bad energy" and "they said we aren't gonna adopt you anyway so why waste my time instead of studying" when she realised that Mary was even more pissed off she tried turn things around and make me look bad I wasn't even there she said that I told her not to come and I was trying to sabotage the friendship between them and that's when Mary had enough and decided to just cut her off and leave this friendship... Since that moment and that girl took it upon herself to make my life a living hell she tried to make our friends cut me off and spread a rumer that I was sleeping with MARY'S FATHER and would bully me for the fact that I'm a hijabi I'm Muslim she's not I confronted her and then completely ignored her. Fast forward to last month at my work place I saw a familiar name we have clients and those clients we deal with for like six or seven months cuz we're an educational institute I told my manager the story and that I'm ready to quit my job that I love just to not deal with that person ever again. Now when she realized I work there I ghosted her in real life I wouldn't even look at her she went back to her old twisted games she bullied our employees who are just a bunch of teenagers and was talking shit about me saying she wouldn't do business with this place if they didn't fire me cuz a well respected place shouldn't hire people like me unfortunately for her my clients were there they stood up for me defended me and put her back in her place at that moment she went crazy..she made a big scene and called for the manager .. Who was there at the time and saw everything and instead of getting me in trouble she was kicked out and banned from this place and since we live in a very small town now everyone knows her as the psychotic karen and now alot of people are avoiding working or coming into contact with her .. Now her family is blowing up my phone with nasty messages her mom saw my mom at shop and told her that she raised a monster and even some of our friends said it was a dck move from me to tell on her and that I ruined her reputation... So was it really a dck move that I told my boss her story .. I did that just because I didn't want troubles and was lowkey worried that she'd try to do something.. So AITA or was is self defense?

Greetings Guys, So i been manifesting this apartment that’s two blocks from my house! I have never been called for a apartment on Housing Connect for 12 years! I just had a baby 3 weeks ago, I was asked to submit documents for that building. I was so happy! Problem was my income was off by a couple hundreds but my boss is cool and filed out the paper for me saying i would get a raise in July. I submitted the documents in March and just received an follow up email saying I was being considered and was asked for paystubs & bank statements for April. I went on maternity leave in March and had my baby in April. I will be returning back to work in July. I do not wanna loose my chances on this apartment. I don’t want them to know i had another baby yet until I at least get sign or speak to someone. I now have 3 kids and don’t think i will fit the requirements for the apartment if they found out Can i possibly get my March paystubs edited for April?

So I'm 25 and have grown up with autism / epilepsy and severe sensory processing, I don't know where to start I guess I just wanna rant about it. I've always had a hard time taking care of myself, getting teased bullied, for having poor motor skills, public meltdowns, poor social skills and being a wee bit awkward. I've been spending my last few months in a burn out - skill regression, it's made me be unable to eat, clean my place, remember where my things are or keep up my speech skills. I'm at the point of where I'm recovering and taking better care of my mental health now, starting ot therapy because of how bad my spd got I just can't hear I'm miserable in social settings. But within masking and not being understood, I did most of things alone or breaking the fuck down trying to fit in and just making it socially worse for myself , it's whatever, but it doesn't bring you much sympathy in the real world. While I didn't take care of myself and was untreated / and not taking care it genuinely made my life hell for months I've had on going sensory processing things, and I couldn't order food in high levels of stress now recovering I'm sticking it home until I see my specialists. Within this I was bullied with a co worker when I got a job ( whos self digoansed via much research on TikTok or ig) she treated me kinda like absolute garbage with her self digonised ass lamer self. Aslo upon this pepole don't believe me when I say I have autisum anymore, it's making me so lonely and miss understood, and its genuinely just not nice to have uncontrolled. It's not aslo quirky and roomy and emotional, it gets draining if you don't attend to that part of you, and can actually disable you more, it's hard to live with.

Me (18F) and my boyfriend (19M) have been together since december last year, after meeting each other senior year. This has been the best relationship of my life, we match interests, passions and can talk for hours, I truly felt like he understood me. That's it, until this morning. For context, I am a subtly ironical person, which that is no secret to friends and family, and I make sure that everyone understands me. So, yesterday I told him about a video trend and he asked me why I didn't send him those, as they truly match our situation. My response: the page refreshed, I said starting in his eyes holding a laugh. In my head that was funny, and I was just teasing him. I know that only reading it, you may not get it, but if you stay five minutes in a room with me, anyone can realize that half of what I talk is unserious. After that interaction, today, he came up to me and said I didn't need to actually lie about things, and that it's alright to just tell the truth. I was very confused and asked him what he meant, to which he replied he knew I was lying the day before. I certified to him that it was just irony, and that I thought it was clear as I was smiling and just playing with him. Following, he reiterate that, in his pov, I constantly lie for small things, and that he doesn't even bother anymore. Basically, l've been having a relationship with someone who doesn't really get my humor nor what I talk about half the time. I'm thinking of breaking up because how can we work if I can't talk normally and how come he stayed that long if, in his head if all I ever said was untrue?

Let me preface this by saying I adore my dog she means the absolute world to me, she's the best thing I've ever bought, I spend so much money on her buying her treats and toys just to keep her happy, I work from home so she's with me all the time and gets regular walks and always has a smile on her face and gets love every minute of the day.
However I've just had the RSPCA knock on this morning to do with a video my misses put on tiktok.
The video was me picking up my puppy while waving a buffalo tail like a wand and saying wingardium leviosa, as soon as I picked her up I put her down and she jumped back up at me with her tail wagging. It was taken down by tiktok within 2 minutes of it being uploaded and we thought nothing of it.
Fast forward a week later and here we have the RSPCA on my doorstep with screenshots and allegations I have been abusing my dog, they walked round the house to see if I had toys, water and asked how I was training her because they'd also heard I was tapping her nose with puppy pad training ( I genuinely have no idea where they have got this from as we haven't used puppy pads for about a month ).
Following these questions she asked my name then finished it after I said my first name so they knew it, also asked for my phone number and then left saying to give her positive reinforcement etc. I was left stunned, my pup is so happy all the time and for someone to say I'm abusing her as they removed the context from the situation is just wrong.
I wondered if anyone else has ever had any experience with the RSPCA?
I have no idea how they knew my address and details as it was from a tik tok video, it just shows be incredibly careful what you post on tik tok as the context could be skewed.

Hi Burlington. So I'm just posting here looking for general advice. My family has some land about an hour west of Rutland waaaayyyy out in cowtown and I wanted to start a music festival there. We have the basic we need, enough land, electricity and some helping hands. This idea started when I visited from CT during the eeclipse. I brought my banjo up and the people stopping by at my family's place said I should come back and bring some friends. They were saying crazy things like I brought a whole band and did a house show 100 people would show up. But is it feasible to start a music festival out in cowtown? I'm bringing my bluegrass band up on memorial day weekend to test out the waters and see if this feasible at all to do. Any advice or recommendations greatly appreciated!!