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2024.05.18 14:42 Late-Law7437 Child Support and paternity fraud
Where do I begin. For the purpose of this post, I will use fictious names and locations as it is ongoing, and out of respect (even though she doesn't deserve any)
My name is Daniel. I am 35 years old, and i am dying. I have a disease called systemic sclerosis. I am currently on a supplemental disability plan, until I get approved for SSI (social Security). Until then, my income is about 4K a month. I own a home but after child support and bills, NOT INCLUDING gas, food, haircuts, medical appointments, and or emergencies like my fridge just broke. (which i never go out) I am left with $260 that has to last me a month. I also have three children who I have to take care of half the time per the 50/50 agreement.
Recently, I found out my oldest, (who is 13) is not biologically mine. I decided to look into it as I had concerns for a while since my divorce as her cheating was very rampant. I also had caught her in 2017 with a man in my house, which is what prompted the divorce. But FL being a no fault state, doesn't matter. I also had to pay child support since the beginning and WHILE LEGALLY Married since 2010 because she had applied for financial support like food stamps and government assistance then. I know what your thinking. Why didnt you stop it then? I tried. You cant take yourself off child support. I also never grew up with a father and wanted that two-parent household. I don't run from responsibilities, like he did. Its how I was raised. Anyways, I married her, tried to do the right thing, she lied numerous times. she never worked, and I worked 90 plus hours a week. To look into her cheating, was impossible at the time as I was never home. and to busy providing for my family.
fast forward to now. My disease started to become worse and over three years; it didn't reveal itself until last year fully to actually pinpoint what this was. for instance, I had in 2019 pain behind my eyes and horrible headaches to the point that I thought I had MS. following year, I had trouble swallowing for 3 months. next year itching in the skin for three months. But prior, I had visited various doctors to see what was going on, each time a flare up then would last 3 to four months, which again, when you don't understand what's going on, you need to take time off to go see doctors, run tests, but this illness was and still is very elusive. with that being said I had 5 jobs since its first flare up till last year to continue to support my family and to pay child support. as of last year. I'm having trouble moving on certain days, breathing and acid reflux and muscle atrophy. (disease progression) especially when this is going on, it worsens everything as this is flared up. I was working under the table to try and make ends meet as I was paying child support still. I should add that the child support with 50/50 custody was $1029 for three kids cause I was making six figures at the time of divorce in 2018. Last year however, I couldn't work anymore, and filed for disability.
In june of last year, I had asked Susan, to get the children school supplies, (which she never does) as I was still paying at the time $1029 in child support. She said she didnt have the money despite now making 70k and her new BF living with her and is working whom she cheated on me with. With me working under the table, I bought them clothes, haircuts, school supplies (ive done every year) but then, I noticed she went on vacation to puerto rico and got a giant leg tattoo. At the time, I had already known what I had, and I asked myself why the heck am I doing this? So i turned to an attorney to get it modified. Again, this is June 20th to be exact of last year. My lawyer, stated that this was only going to be a 90 day turn around for the temporary modification then we will go for the final.
Since then, I have gone for a DNA test. I had to know. I am dying. I wanted to know. And you may judge me for this. but i have filed for disablement for paternity, meaning I am removing myself from the birth certificate. However, in the state of Florida, a mother can deny this and so can the courts. before you judge me, I have many reasons none of which have to do with him other then his mental disability (Aspergers) This illness, as days go by takes more and more from me. As previously aforementioned, I am left with 250 a month. I cannot go get a drs appointment pay for groceries or start planning my funeral which I will start making payments on soon. He also eats three times the amount that we all collectively do (Not his fault) but I have paid enough both mentally and financially. He also has trouble communicating as my suspicions is, that he was born of incest (gross) which is why I was 'chosen' to be his father at the time. Before you ask how do you know? Lets just say she had an uncle 'leave' during that time.
anyways, in February, I had the temporary modification hearing for child support and needless to say it was a circus. My doctor was subpoenaed to be there by my attorneys request to better my argument, even though I felt we didn't need her, she advised me to have my doctor there. Well, he attorney attacked my doctor and me for an hour and 40 mins when the court case was only supposed to go for an hour. He said "you saw another dr Max so and so and they said it was all in your head" (again I had flare ups on a illness that hadnt revealed itself correctly since last year). So there argument was that I was doctor seeking to avoid child support. After I have paid for 13 years never missing a payment. Her lawyer also targeted people who are living with me. Now I'll admit that I said they were friends which is true but how else can I pay for my attorney? Cant work, cant sell drugs, cant rob a bank? So they want to take there income into consideration. BS. She also hired a private investigator to watch me exercise outside and stated that because I can exercise, I can work..... Ok. Where's the 23 hours of the rest of the day watching me in pain. or when do you have me on video of a flare up from this terminal illness? (that's what I wanted to say)
Although I was granted the temporary modification, of $209, I left the court thinking wow, this woman can cheat, commit paternity fraud, not give two craps about our children, live with her mom in a section 8 home, and here I am doing whatever I can and I've done nothing wrong but be lied to and this is how my government, my country treats me? No wonder men my age dont have children this is insane. The paternity issue wasn't even brought up they said that this isnt the place for this and that the disestablishment will be another trial for those wondering. My lawyer only spoke for 5 mins. Asking her about her income cause thats the only thing that has changed since 2018 since she didnt work at the time. Other than that, it was an attack on me and my disease arguing my ability to work.
after leaving that, I didnt eat for 96 hours. I have since been crying nonstop. Compilating suicide. I am already heart broken about my son not being mine. Sure does a terminal illness make me said, no question everyday. But a life wasted on another? Cause I decided to be a man and take up responsibility? thats soul crushing. And to say "well, there is a big chance the courts will deny your request' thats BS. If i go to prison because I was accused of a robbery for 13 years, and DNA evidence proves I wasnt there, I get out of jail and can sue. This is no different. If anything, DNA evidence needs to be more of a factor in family law than in almost every court of law if not as equally important. My bad for not investigating her infidelity not only in the beginning but also in the end. How about not being a POS. sorry rant over
gets better. Her mom and dad smoke in the section 8 house, kids reek of cigarette smoke and marijuana, all day. they dont take showers there, they were hand me down clothes, they live in the garage shared with there mother, that isn't air conditioned. and he makes only a few thousand less than I do a month. She stated in court that she pays her mom $500 in rent which is BS, she is only doing that now so that she makes herself look bad. I know she is doing pills, like oxy and what not. Id love to prove it.
after the temp hearing, in april, I had to go to court to contest my drivers license suspension as I hadn't paid child support since, august of last year. again, there is no way, I can pay my bills, feed my children, go to the doctor, pay my lawyer to end all of this BS and pay the current child support amount. and again, this final hearing is still not set yet. So they intercepted my tax return, even though the temporary modification was approved, the final is what gets it retro backed to the date of filing, so they took, a much needed 5500 tax return from me. I needed that cause one of the issues I failed to mention as well, hurricane Ian has destroyed my home and I'm still going through that process too. not to mention I am on payment plans with Mayo clinic and other various medical facilities. (no one cares) but the interest that accrues, makes it impossible to catch up. also, Florida department of rev is overstepping I feel, and asking for medical info to be sent to them as well as updated doctors letters to be sent saying that I am still on disability.
a few weeks ago, I got an email from my lawyer having a withdrawal notice from her lawyer. in the withdrawal, he stated that he cannot represent her, due to something she may have withheld or lied about (more or less wasn't worded like that but you can tell). In feb court appearance they never produced the PI report, or videos, they had medical info they shouldn't have had, and they had very outlandish comments about my lifestyle. So my lawyer filed immediately a motion to compel. meaning, we want to see everything you have on my client. this was filed almost immediately after court appearance on feb 20th. Susan has failed to provide any updated info requested by my attorney so on june 18th, we have that upcoming hearing.
in the mean time, I have sent my lawyer, a very heavily requested topics, such as "where did they get my medical records, if those were lies, what are the consequences if any"? What did exercising have to do with any of this despite various drs saying he has to or he will get worse.
I know wat you must be thinking, what about your oldest, how can you do that to him. Please listen. This woman has taken everything from me. And i mean everything but the roof over my head. I am seeing a therapist to help with the suicidal thoughts. it isnt enough. the reality of it is, I chose to be loyal and it bit me in the butt. This disease will rob me of everything, my teeth will fall out ( I had 5 cavities last time I went to the dentist) I haven't had a cavity since I was 30 and even then I was suspicious. And I am brushing 5 time s a day to save them. My skin is tightening, and my arms and muscles are wasting. I will literally be left with nothing. My organs will also start to harden, and I will have to start getting around the clock care.
I forgot to mention they (child support) recently, sent a letter to SSI (social security) saying that they would garnish my SSI before I even got it, totaling $1029. the incorrect amount. I sent this to my lawyer and she is looking into it. But it shows that child support will overstep and breaks every law or freedom you may think you have. I DO take care of my children. if they need a haircut i do it, school supplies clothes, anything I do it. And I do it, cause she wont. What I want to leave you with, is that woman can be dead beats too. Child support was designed to have woman off of government subsidized programs like section 8 food stamps and what not. Also to make the man pay for their children man or woman I should say, I know this. I am not running from my obligation. I just want Susan, to have to pay for what's she's done to me and the kids.
I would like to hear your thoughts on this, please comment and share, all names are fake, but everything else is unfortunately real. I know it was wordy, but I wanted to provide as much backstory as possible. And please. Respect my descions. When you are end of life, I hope someone would be kind enough to respect yours. You may not agree and that's ok, but I am asking you to respect them. Thank you for reading.
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My name is Daniel. I am 35 years old, and i am dying. I have a disease called systemic sclerosis. I am currently on a supplemental disability plan, until I get approved for SSI (social Security). Until then, my income is about 4K a month. I own a home but after child support and bills, NOT INCLUDING gas, food, haircuts, medical appointments, and or emergencies like my fridge just broke. (which i never go out) I am left with $260 that has to last me a month. I also have three children who I have to take care of half the time per the 50/50 agreement.
Recently, I found out my oldest, (who is 13) is not biologically mine. I decided to look into it as I had concerns for a while since my divorce as her cheating was very rampant. I also had caught her in 2017 with a man in my house, which is what prompted the divorce. But FL being a no fault state, doesn't matter. I also had to pay child support since the beginning and WHILE LEGALLY Married since 2010 because she had applied for financial support like food stamps and government assistance then. I know what your thinking. Why didnt you stop it then? I tried. You cant take yourself off child support. I also never grew up with a father and wanted that two-parent household. I don't run from responsibilities, like he did. Its how I was raised. Anyways, I married her, tried to do the right thing, she lied numerous times. she never worked, and I worked 90 plus hours a week. To look into her cheating, was impossible at the time as I was never home. and to busy providing for my family.
fast forward to now. My disease started to become worse and over three years; it didn't reveal itself until last year fully to actually pinpoint what this was. for instance, I had in 2019 pain behind my eyes and horrible headaches to the point that I thought I had MS. following year, I had trouble swallowing for 3 months. next year itching in the skin for three months. But prior, I had visited various doctors to see what was going on, each time a flare up then would last 3 to four months, which again, when you don't understand what's going on, you need to take time off to go see doctors, run tests, but this illness was and still is very elusive. with that being said I had 5 jobs since its first flare up till last year to continue to support my family and to pay child support. as of last year. I'm having trouble moving on certain days, breathing and acid reflux and muscle atrophy. (disease progression) especially when this is going on, it worsens everything as this is flared up. I was working under the table to try and make ends meet as I was paying child support still. I should add that the child support with 50/50 custody was $1029 for three kids cause I was making six figures at the time of divorce in 2018. Last year however, I couldn't work anymore, and filed for disability.
In june of last year, I had asked Susan, to get the children school supplies, (which she never does) as I was still paying at the time $1029 in child support. She said she didnt have the money despite now making 70k and her new BF living with her and is working whom she cheated on me with. With me working under the table, I bought them clothes, haircuts, school supplies (ive done every year) but then, I noticed she went on vacation to puerto rico and got a giant leg tattoo. At the time, I had already known what I had, and I asked myself why the heck am I doing this? So i turned to an attorney to get it modified. Again, this is June 20th to be exact of last year. My lawyer, stated that this was only going to be a 90 day turn around for the temporary modification then we will go for the final.
Since then, I have gone for a DNA test. I had to know. I am dying. I wanted to know. And you may judge me for this. but i have filed for disablement for paternity, meaning I am removing myself from the birth certificate. However, in the state of Florida, a mother can deny this and so can the courts. before you judge me, I have many reasons none of which have to do with him other then his mental disability (Aspergers) This illness, as days go by takes more and more from me. As previously aforementioned, I am left with 250 a month. I cannot go get a drs appointment pay for groceries or start planning my funeral which I will start making payments on soon. He also eats three times the amount that we all collectively do (Not his fault) but I have paid enough both mentally and financially. He also has trouble communicating as my suspicions is, that he was born of incest (gross) which is why I was 'chosen' to be his father at the time. Before you ask how do you know? Lets just say she had an uncle 'leave' during that time.
anyways, in February, I had the temporary modification hearing for child support and needless to say it was a circus. My doctor was subpoenaed to be there by my attorneys request to better my argument, even though I felt we didn't need her, she advised me to have my doctor there. Well, he attorney attacked my doctor and me for an hour and 40 mins when the court case was only supposed to go for an hour. He said "you saw another dr Max so and so and they said it was all in your head" (again I had flare ups on a illness that hadnt revealed itself correctly since last year). So there argument was that I was doctor seeking to avoid child support. After I have paid for 13 years never missing a payment. Her lawyer also targeted people who are living with me. Now I'll admit that I said they were friends which is true but how else can I pay for my attorney? Cant work, cant sell drugs, cant rob a bank? So they want to take there income into consideration. BS. She also hired a private investigator to watch me exercise outside and stated that because I can exercise, I can work..... Ok. Where's the 23 hours of the rest of the day watching me in pain. or when do you have me on video of a flare up from this terminal illness? (that's what I wanted to say)
Although I was granted the temporary modification, of $209, I left the court thinking wow, this woman can cheat, commit paternity fraud, not give two craps about our children, live with her mom in a section 8 home, and here I am doing whatever I can and I've done nothing wrong but be lied to and this is how my government, my country treats me? No wonder men my age dont have children this is insane. The paternity issue wasn't even brought up they said that this isnt the place for this and that the disestablishment will be another trial for those wondering. My lawyer only spoke for 5 mins. Asking her about her income cause thats the only thing that has changed since 2018 since she didnt work at the time. Other than that, it was an attack on me and my disease arguing my ability to work.
after leaving that, I didnt eat for 96 hours. I have since been crying nonstop. Compilating suicide. I am already heart broken about my son not being mine. Sure does a terminal illness make me said, no question everyday. But a life wasted on another? Cause I decided to be a man and take up responsibility? thats soul crushing. And to say "well, there is a big chance the courts will deny your request' thats BS. If i go to prison because I was accused of a robbery for 13 years, and DNA evidence proves I wasnt there, I get out of jail and can sue. This is no different. If anything, DNA evidence needs to be more of a factor in family law than in almost every court of law if not as equally important. My bad for not investigating her infidelity not only in the beginning but also in the end. How about not being a POS. sorry rant over
gets better. Her mom and dad smoke in the section 8 house, kids reek of cigarette smoke and marijuana, all day. they dont take showers there, they were hand me down clothes, they live in the garage shared with there mother, that isn't air conditioned. and he makes only a few thousand less than I do a month. She stated in court that she pays her mom $500 in rent which is BS, she is only doing that now so that she makes herself look bad. I know she is doing pills, like oxy and what not. Id love to prove it.
after the temp hearing, in april, I had to go to court to contest my drivers license suspension as I hadn't paid child support since, august of last year. again, there is no way, I can pay my bills, feed my children, go to the doctor, pay my lawyer to end all of this BS and pay the current child support amount. and again, this final hearing is still not set yet. So they intercepted my tax return, even though the temporary modification was approved, the final is what gets it retro backed to the date of filing, so they took, a much needed 5500 tax return from me. I needed that cause one of the issues I failed to mention as well, hurricane Ian has destroyed my home and I'm still going through that process too. not to mention I am on payment plans with Mayo clinic and other various medical facilities. (no one cares) but the interest that accrues, makes it impossible to catch up. also, Florida department of rev is overstepping I feel, and asking for medical info to be sent to them as well as updated doctors letters to be sent saying that I am still on disability.
a few weeks ago, I got an email from my lawyer having a withdrawal notice from her lawyer. in the withdrawal, he stated that he cannot represent her, due to something she may have withheld or lied about (more or less wasn't worded like that but you can tell). In feb court appearance they never produced the PI report, or videos, they had medical info they shouldn't have had, and they had very outlandish comments about my lifestyle. So my lawyer filed immediately a motion to compel. meaning, we want to see everything you have on my client. this was filed almost immediately after court appearance on feb 20th. Susan has failed to provide any updated info requested by my attorney so on june 18th, we have that upcoming hearing.
in the mean time, I have sent my lawyer, a very heavily requested topics, such as "where did they get my medical records, if those were lies, what are the consequences if any"? What did exercising have to do with any of this despite various drs saying he has to or he will get worse.
I know wat you must be thinking, what about your oldest, how can you do that to him. Please listen. This woman has taken everything from me. And i mean everything but the roof over my head. I am seeing a therapist to help with the suicidal thoughts. it isnt enough. the reality of it is, I chose to be loyal and it bit me in the butt. This disease will rob me of everything, my teeth will fall out ( I had 5 cavities last time I went to the dentist) I haven't had a cavity since I was 30 and even then I was suspicious. And I am brushing 5 time s a day to save them. My skin is tightening, and my arms and muscles are wasting. I will literally be left with nothing. My organs will also start to harden, and I will have to start getting around the clock care.
I forgot to mention they (child support) recently, sent a letter to SSI (social security) saying that they would garnish my SSI before I even got it, totaling $1029. the incorrect amount. I sent this to my lawyer and she is looking into it. But it shows that child support will overstep and breaks every law or freedom you may think you have. I DO take care of my children. if they need a haircut i do it, school supplies clothes, anything I do it. And I do it, cause she wont. What I want to leave you with, is that woman can be dead beats too. Child support was designed to have woman off of government subsidized programs like section 8 food stamps and what not. Also to make the man pay for their children man or woman I should say, I know this. I am not running from my obligation. I just want Susan, to have to pay for what's she's done to me and the kids.
I would like to hear your thoughts on this, please comment and share, all names are fake, but everything else is unfortunately real. I know it was wordy, but I wanted to provide as much backstory as possible. And please. Respect my descions. When you are end of life, I hope someone would be kind enough to respect yours. You may not agree and that's ok, but I am asking you to respect them. Thank you for reading.
2024.05.10 16:57 dougyh Weekly New Releases - May 10th, 2024
It's Friday again, here is this weeks list of new releases across the alternative music scene, although we got new TSSF this week it is still on the lighter side of things pop punk wise, but big albums in metalcore. Spotify users, please check out my playlist for daily updates on new music! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Lms13s7L5pllq0gDJJ87s?si=UumP2Hf_RB6gxeHLLa3YQw&pi=u-NPbAqC0vTkC2
Pop-Punk:
Arcadia Grey - Casually Crashing (Album)
Northern Weather - Uninspired Pop Songs (Album)
The Story So Far - All This Time (Single)
Origami Angel - Fruit Wine (Single)
The Early November - Tired Of Lying (Single)
Super American - Manager Haircut (Single)
Stand Atlantic - LOVE U ANYWAY (Single)
Sueco - Mulholland Drive (Single)
Letdown. - Raincoat (Single)
DE'WAYNE - lightweight (Single)
Northbound - North Star (Single)
Jetty Bones - Sleeping with Snails (Single)
Oso Oso - all of my love (Single)
93FEETOFSMOKE (feat. thornskin) - i met the devil last night (Single)
Mascots - Vertigo (Single)
Cordiform - Sparks (Single)
Those Without - Serenity (Single)
Lake Mosaic - Together(Single)
ColourMind - Quarter Life Crisis (Single)
Lil Used - I Fell In Love With Princess Peach (Cover)
Protect Your Heart - Keepin' Us Alive (Single)
Number One Sons - Done With Everything (Single)
Squid's Got Jeans - CASTLEVANILLE (Single)
RODERIK (feat. Joshua Roberts) - Where'd You Go (Single)
Troubled Minds - Sun Song (Darker Side) (Single)
Yung Beathoven - MOST WANTED (Single)
From Here On Out - Wasted (Single)
Leave The Ghosts Behind - Remnants (Single)
As Always - Sewn Shut (Single)
Crossing i's Dotting t's - Strange Towns (Single)
Bad Year - Cerebral (Single)
The ALmas - Lifeline (Single)
We Are Not Robots - Queenie (Single)
Smrtdeath (feat. fats'e) - tryingto4getU (Single)
Other:
Knocked Loose - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To (Album)
Like Moths To Flames - The Cycle Of Trying To Cope (Album)
Hot Water Music - VOWS (Album)
Archers - All That I Have Left (Album)
The Dear Hunter - Act II: The Meaning of....(Live from Seattle) (Live Album)
Crooked Ways - No Design (Album)
The Plot In You - Vol. 2 (EP)
Iridium - Mortals (EP)
sunbreak - WORLDOFCHAOS (EP)
BLACKGOLD - Back With Another One (EP)
Coheed and Cambria - The Joke / Deranged (Singles)
Falling In Reverse (feat. Tech N9ne & Alex Terrible) - Ronald (Single)
Dance Gavin Dance - Straight From The Heart / Speed Demon (Singles)
Saosin - Seven / Pitiful (Live Covers)
NOVELISTS - Okapi (Single)
Bad Wolves (feat. Daughtry) - Hungry For Life (Single)
Secrets - Despair (Single)
Kittie - Vultures (Single)
Bleeding Through - Our Brand Is Chaos (Single)
Palaye Royale - Just My Type (Single)
Distant - Loveless Suffering (Single)
Will Ramos & Nik Nocturnal - Slow Dancing In The Dark (Single)
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster - Thrush (Single)
Convictions - Hurts Like Hell (Single)
Banks Arcade - Heartstop (Single)
Red Handed Denial - My Demise (Single)
Rising Insane - Burn (Single)
HANABIE. - GIRL'S TALK (Single)
Afterlife - Bleed You Dry (Single)
Intervals - circuit bender (Single)
Dark Divine - Burn The Witch (Single)
Bad/Love - 5AM (Single)
Vended - Nihilism (Single)
Demon Hunter - Black Stained Glass (Single)
Softspoken - I Against Me (Single)
The Oklahoma Kid - No Sympathy (Single)
LONG/LAST - Teeth (Single)
Pincer+ - Pulling Strings (Single)
LEYKA -Prisoners (Single)
Nocturnal Animals - Ashlee's Berceuse (Single)
Causality - Silicium (Single)
Quantum Drop Love - Iceolated (Single)
Sea Of Treachery - What's Past is Prologue (Single)
Promise Everything - Obscene (Single)
Downpour - Validation (Single)
Reliqa - Dying Light (Single)
MOTHICA - Red (Single)
Ultra Violence (feat. Wake Up Hate) - No One's Listening (Single)
Along Came A Spider - Let Go (Single)
East Capri - Not What They Want (Single)
Some Heard Trouble (feat. Enya Amaris) - Ghost CLub (Single)
Bear Witness - Medusa (Single)
Ephemerist - God Is Dead (Single)
My Only Escape - The Mover, The Shaker (Single)
Bullet to the Heart - FIGHT (Single)
AMORA - Sacraments (Single)
While Oceans Burn - Ex Inferis (Single)
The Fire & Fury - Keep the Pressure Up (Single)
Scarlet View - The Chase (Single)
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Pop-Punk:
Arcadia Grey - Casually Crashing (Album)
Northern Weather - Uninspired Pop Songs (Album)
The Story So Far - All This Time (Single)
Origami Angel - Fruit Wine (Single)
The Early November - Tired Of Lying (Single)
Super American - Manager Haircut (Single)
Stand Atlantic - LOVE U ANYWAY (Single)
Sueco - Mulholland Drive (Single)
Letdown. - Raincoat (Single)
DE'WAYNE - lightweight (Single)
Northbound - North Star (Single)
Jetty Bones - Sleeping with Snails (Single)
Oso Oso - all of my love (Single)
93FEETOFSMOKE (feat. thornskin) - i met the devil last night (Single)
Mascots - Vertigo (Single)
Cordiform - Sparks (Single)
Those Without - Serenity (Single)
Lake Mosaic - Together(Single)
ColourMind - Quarter Life Crisis (Single)
Lil Used - I Fell In Love With Princess Peach (Cover)
Protect Your Heart - Keepin' Us Alive (Single)
Number One Sons - Done With Everything (Single)
Squid's Got Jeans - CASTLEVANILLE (Single)
RODERIK (feat. Joshua Roberts) - Where'd You Go (Single)
Troubled Minds - Sun Song (Darker Side) (Single)
Yung Beathoven - MOST WANTED (Single)
From Here On Out - Wasted (Single)
Leave The Ghosts Behind - Remnants (Single)
As Always - Sewn Shut (Single)
Crossing i's Dotting t's - Strange Towns (Single)
Bad Year - Cerebral (Single)
The ALmas - Lifeline (Single)
We Are Not Robots - Queenie (Single)
Smrtdeath (feat. fats'e) - tryingto4getU (Single)
Other:
Knocked Loose - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To (Album)
Like Moths To Flames - The Cycle Of Trying To Cope (Album)
Hot Water Music - VOWS (Album)
Archers - All That I Have Left (Album)
The Dear Hunter - Act II: The Meaning of....(Live from Seattle) (Live Album)
Crooked Ways - No Design (Album)
The Plot In You - Vol. 2 (EP)
Iridium - Mortals (EP)
sunbreak - WORLDOFCHAOS (EP)
BLACKGOLD - Back With Another One (EP)
Coheed and Cambria - The Joke / Deranged (Singles)
Falling In Reverse (feat. Tech N9ne & Alex Terrible) - Ronald (Single)
Dance Gavin Dance - Straight From The Heart / Speed Demon (Singles)
Saosin - Seven / Pitiful (Live Covers)
NOVELISTS - Okapi (Single)
Bad Wolves (feat. Daughtry) - Hungry For Life (Single)
Secrets - Despair (Single)
Kittie - Vultures (Single)
Bleeding Through - Our Brand Is Chaos (Single)
Palaye Royale - Just My Type (Single)
Distant - Loveless Suffering (Single)
Will Ramos & Nik Nocturnal - Slow Dancing In The Dark (Single)
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster - Thrush (Single)
Convictions - Hurts Like Hell (Single)
Banks Arcade - Heartstop (Single)
Red Handed Denial - My Demise (Single)
Rising Insane - Burn (Single)
HANABIE. - GIRL'S TALK (Single)
Afterlife - Bleed You Dry (Single)
Intervals - circuit bender (Single)
Dark Divine - Burn The Witch (Single)
Bad/Love - 5AM (Single)
Vended - Nihilism (Single)
Demon Hunter - Black Stained Glass (Single)
Softspoken - I Against Me (Single)
The Oklahoma Kid - No Sympathy (Single)
LONG/LAST - Teeth (Single)
Pincer+ - Pulling Strings (Single)
LEYKA -Prisoners (Single)
Nocturnal Animals - Ashlee's Berceuse (Single)
Causality - Silicium (Single)
Quantum Drop Love - Iceolated (Single)
Sea Of Treachery - What's Past is Prologue (Single)
Promise Everything - Obscene (Single)
Downpour - Validation (Single)
Reliqa - Dying Light (Single)
MOTHICA - Red (Single)
Ultra Violence (feat. Wake Up Hate) - No One's Listening (Single)
Along Came A Spider - Let Go (Single)
East Capri - Not What They Want (Single)
Some Heard Trouble (feat. Enya Amaris) - Ghost CLub (Single)
Bear Witness - Medusa (Single)
Ephemerist - God Is Dead (Single)
My Only Escape - The Mover, The Shaker (Single)
Bullet to the Heart - FIGHT (Single)
AMORA - Sacraments (Single)
While Oceans Burn - Ex Inferis (Single)
The Fire & Fury - Keep the Pressure Up (Single)
Scarlet View - The Chase (Single)
2024.05.09 17:51 buckzor Good, cheap Barber?
 | I've tried several in the area.. I've gotten some great haircuts/beard trims here, but the price is around $50 now BEFORE TIP. I kinda feel like I have to tip at least $10 (20%). That's $60 every 3 weeks. With everything else going up, the budget is starting to feel the pinch! There's gotta be some old fella in town that does an average job for $10. This picture was from a small town in Oregon, taken a week ago. submitted by buckzor to stgeorge [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/nxyair7zafzc1.jpg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=938ba3579a802e749f73745800e128def784b6db |
2024.04.27 02:10 2x4_Turd 144 timestamped Youtube clips from 2019
2018 boy here. Watching the archives and saved these for making media share vids. Wanted to share with you all. Enjoy. Thanks for everything Wubby and crew. Feel better Wubby.
Wubby talking about an ex girlfriend, her wanting to put things in his ass. “My butthole is a one way street my man.” (maybe use with future streams, out of context clip)
Someone makes a dono asking for wubby cups, Whats a wubby cup? (maybe use with a future gamer supps clip)
Wubby says imagine being 34, that’s old as shit (save for when hes 34)
Wubby asks kid if he pooped his pants and describe it
Wubby asks if he looks good without glasses (before tiny eyes meme) no one spamming tiny eyes in chat
------- https://youtu.be/nVwKgyzaSYs?si=QaoQWCwfvjM70sd5&t=11976 (haircut stream, no glasses wubby, pre tiny eyes, still no tiny eye meme)
Wubby says one of his goals is to have ice come out of his fridge
Iconic. wubby doing the mod tier list, “oooohoh wwooowo owowoo oh fuck what was that?!” clip
Wubby talking about woman that has rabies when he was in the hospital. he stands up, pulls shorts down, still has green suit on (skip to 51:40 for more)
Leg wax stream. Alluux washes wubbys legs. (use for out of context)
Maybe a mod can help with this one. VPN doesnt work. Wubby super highpitch girly giggle (banned in the US now? Wasn’t like 2 months ago)
Wubby gets a bunch of $100 dono’s, pours booze in his mouth and spits it upwards and all over himself
Wubby gets even more huge dono’s, does a heroic speech, does a wedgie with his pants/green suit. “words are hard clip”
More big dono’s, running out of funny bits for chat, tosses gong, takes his pants off
Ploot.
Wubby interviews a 15 year old. Plays Marvin Gaye.
Wubby does fill kid Friday starwars bit, says he will not be using the force on a child today, cuz star wars
Wubby explains the kind of porn he wants to see. “poison from dick to butthole, only cure is her tongue”
Whole clip is so rough, fill kid with the girl from next clip. Shes 15.
He asks how old she is and dies inside
Wubby has green screen on, takes off his shorts, looks funny af, PP jingle
Media share, KealPlays donated a cameo of Chris Hanson to wubby
Wubby tells future wubby that hes gay and to quit denying it
Wubby 2019 birthday, has suit on, says “yoink, cover that belly up” stupid funny laughs. Wubby 2019 birthday, has suit on, says “yoink, cover that belly up” stupid funny laughs.
Wubby takes a swig of booze, spits it all over himself again
He gets a dono that says stop peaking your mic, wubby drunk af, talks into his mic peaking super loud for a minute straight. Chat livid. (VOLUME WARNING)
Wubby birthday stream, drunk, shows a sacred forbidden video of him lighting sparkler fireworks and he says “im a white girl, I like black dick” to the camera
Favorite - Wubby wasted dancing to song, trying to set up his decorations, one side falls, he turns around to set the other, first falls, then second, over and over. Yells “what the fuck is going on” (in my top 5 favorite wubby moments)
Wubby plays sub train, stands up, takes shorts off, dances with green screen on, PP swingin
Wubby talking about his dirty chair, shows chat, chat says cum stains, he says when he cums, he catches it all in his mouth, does funny ass trance thing
Wubby gets a dono from Frenchie that says “kiss me-“ he insta kisses before the dono finishes then it says “im 12”. Wubby yells “fuck you dude”
Wubby talking about where hes moving, super long drum roll, says San Diego
Wubby jizzed and killed a Finch story. Few minutes later, the term “wub cub” was born. Few after that “radar” outfit for twitch con. He says Mulan story but changes to finch story.
Wubby throws tiny hand at gong, hits bullseye, also wubby titty.
(VOLUME WARNING) Wubby lowers cost of “stay positive wubby” to 10 cents and chat spams it
Wubby talks about his room smelling like shit, its probably his chair, can use this for an out of context clip
Alluux makes 14 month (in 2019) dono about wearing diapers and stuff. Wubby says “get it out dude. Oh wait, was that allux? That’s why it was so sweet”
Wubby goes off about women putting cucumbers up their pussies, eventually says “how you gonna fuck a spectrum remote?”
Wubby does weird ass yoga and tases the gong (doesn’t do anything but had to try it) (few minutes of this is good but 14:39 in is funny af)
Cheeto hasn’t been feeling good, sitting outside wubbys room. Calls him in, cute af, the little arm twitch before he runs is the best
Wubby fades out his image, yells into mic if chat can see him, then he yells “I don’t have much time” as his voice fades away. Few mins before this, this all began we he watched a dude fuck a dog. But can use this out of context
Classic wubby screenshot. Laying down in his chaigreen suit, with his crocks in the hair, ass off screen.
Wubby says he’s looking lean, looking cut, raises the camera more and more so you can only see the top of his head.
Wubby talking about the Toronto meet up. Talking about how a chick said “shes going to meet up with her BF” then wubby fades away.
Wubby doing a heroic speech in just green screen suit. Does the “NYA NYA NYA NYA” meme thing.
Wubbys porn tier list. Incest porn. Makes imaginary story about step mom and step sister. Whole thing funny, at the end he says “youre so much bigger than your father!”
Big dono’s, we live in a society speech, strips with green screen suit on, hits the gong with his PP
Feel good clip one. Goes with next clip, wubby getting mad dono’s, makes goofy analogy, gets cute emotional with chat
Feel good clip two - “the stadium is full of lava, and the lava is full of love” context: he was getting tons of donos. earlier he said everyone is in a stadium, he has the mic and hes going to list off names and wants chat to scream and cheer in chat. Gets more dono’s, fake tases himself
Feel good - wubby talking about the rocks inspirational speech
Feel good - wubby talking about the rocks speech, saying he felt like a failure when he only got 500 views but when he really failed was when he gave up.
Wubby saying that the speech he just gave will resonate with atleast one person and that makes him happy.
2019 skinny wubby!
Favorite - Speed dating, german girl says “oh daddy” in german. Context: question was what porn category they didn’t agree with. Talking about incest porn. (stream before this was porn tier list.)
Speed dating, chick into fashion, wubby asks her if the guy were to stand up, could she tell him a better outfit, he stands up, has bullet proof vest on and red/black plaid pajamas on
Wubby playing mario sunshine, bets his twitch that he’ll hit a star, if he doesn’t, he deletes his twitch.
Wubby talks about how he blows his grandpa everyday
Mario sunshine. Wubby bets his stream again.
Wubby talking about if someone puts a finger in your ass
Wubby talks about AI driven sex robot in 2019 (relates to today maybe)
Wubby talking about the ending of breaking bad. The beginning of his bad takes
Sub train wubby wail
Giant german donates a shit ton of subs, wubby humps the camera
Wubby watches the wubby wail clip, laughs, at the end it plays a tiny clip of mario sunshine, he jump scares thinking it’s a naughty clip
Wubby watches him humping the camera, he listens closely, can hear his nuts slap
Twitch getting DDoS’d, wubby ending stream, blue wubby bit
Favorite memory of mine - first link is being a pain. It's the song that plays at the very beginning of the stream - This song played a lot at start of streams, chat asks what it is never answers, one of my earliest memories of wubby. ---- https://youtu.be/E4x6HJS2wn4?si=p0LJV4pVhm9-oOYW
Major hype, tons of huge dono’s from people, and then this is the first video of media share
Super wholesome community video. Keep watching after the first video ends for a second. Need more like this. Wubby was baited by the luigi
Wubby shits himself on stream
Wubby looking at animorph books. Says one looks like Peanut
Wubby driving, asks if chat wants to hear an orgasm sound, he hits the brakes and makes alluux scream
Wubby driving and TT adds sassy cop to his window
IMO, the cringiest wubby moment ever - (lowbit rate moment but you still get it) Wubby driving to the escape room with alluux and hes trying to find it, going through a alley and he just stops and stares down some guys. low bitrate moment, then awkwardness,
Escape room with alluux. Wubby gropes a mannequin.
Escape room. Wubby tells alluux to go inside a room, he watches on camera. Calls her a monkey cuz shes hopping around
Sub train. Giant german donates 100. Wubby blind throws a baseball bat over his shoulder and hits the gong.
Wubby asks hair salon lady to wash his hair, he says it really bad, she asks how long its been, he beats around the bush, he offers $100, she wants to cut the sides first, changes the subject to how he wants his hair done
(some muted spots, volume warning when you see the dragons) First stream after 2019 twitch con. Wubby does a top tier intro bit.
Carlos the gardener (with some of Jevins footage) made a compilation of wubbys stream. Had some twitch con clips. Met ash and few others for the first time. Wubby gets emotional.
Wubby talking about checking out new houses, shits in the bathroom to test the toilet, chat tells him to get a bidet, wubby says “a what? A BID-IT?”
Wubby shaving his beard to mutton chops, dono comes in that says “I know you wont see this but I love you” wubby responds by fake waking off and drooling
Double chin mutton chop wubby
Sub train, wubby shoots his paintball gun at his wall and draws a penis.
Wubby dancing with his green screen on and shorts down again to “drop it likes its hot”
Start of stream, wait screen is on, song playing, certain part of the song hits, wubby turns on cam and does retard goofy face and claps, with double chin
(fun fact, first 90 day stream) Wubbys dono’s got botched earlier, some replaying, this dono about wubby raiding last stream plays for a second time so wubby makes a funny, yelling at him as if he was mad about repeating the dono but actually complementing him
Wubby lost to the Wheel of Bad, alluux spanks him with a spatula
Another spanking, but with shitty eyebrows
Wubby shoots his camera while its on with a paintball gun
(NSFW click)Wubby got mad dono’s so he plays a twerk video for his chat, chick twerking, wubby pauses it, drags his image to her butt and sniffs.
(NSFW click) Same clip, wubby pauses while saying “if shes 15” at a super revealing part, he says hold on, unpauses to change the image. Eventually says “prison is just a room”
(NSFW click) Dude twerking this time, wubby tells chat a good way to bait him, crop the video and play it on mediashare, he’ll think it’s a chick, then zoom out.
Wubby talking about how dick size determines whether you can get women or not, disses himself good.
Wubby talking about his sex doll, makes the “pbk pbk pbk, fucking cums everywhere” thing. Keep watching and hes talking about flushing her vag out with a hydroflask/Gatorade bottle.
Wubby has to get spanked by alluux, she walks in with the biggest grin on her face, he turns music off, volume up, gain up, stares RIGHT at the camera, gets spanked, moans.
Wubby being goofy. Previous stream, he was watching twerk videos and he sniffed one of the chicks butt, his rep said he might get banned, rep came back and said just a warning, wubby talks about it on stream, as his talking, he takes his sub counter on screen and blows it up huge while talking
Wubby singing to a song “got a squirt gun, gonna point it at the squirt son(?), make my mom, squirt it on her only son” then awkward funny face
Start of stream, wubby turns off the BRB screen, fakes hes on the phone with another streaming platform, says "I can give up being a partner, I can give up twitch, but its gonna be 7 digits, 5 year contract, I don’t have any loyalty, with shroud gone…” then fakes noticing stream is watching
Wubby fucking PUMPED, first stream in new house, got a 100 gifted sub dono, does funny dance, shoots gong with paintball gun with no eviction notice
His dryer broke, wubby tells his dad hes doing laundry at his house, his dad says “okay bring your green screen suit” wubby says his dad wants to be one of the boys. Maybe use this clip with a few clips that his dad is in later.
Wubby talks about doing a price is right (scuffed) stream for the first time. Maybe use this with another clip
Someone donates another language version of Rap COD, fat guy in the video, wubby says “yall are gonna make me do it, my body type is not that fat” changes his cam view to just his head but you can see him in the mirror
Wubby hyping up stream for Halloween, says “it’s the day before Halloween! Its so easy as a pedophile…” and goes quiet and awkward
Wubby says he said the same thing hes about to say when this song by Eminem came out. “if Eminem calls you a goof, its over for you” (Idea: play this video again and see what he says.)
Wubby shoots near alluux with a paintball gun
Wubby dancing to Michael Jackson, has green screen on, his cam is showing up on his stomach so you see his head, he looks down, opens his mouth like hes sucking his dick
Wubby talking about no nut November, he says bunch of funny shit. “they’re gonna call me young gallows”
Wubby taps his mic on his chin really fast and it sounds glitchy as fuck
Wubby talking about the first price is scuffed. It just makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Im so proud of him.
Price is scuffed 1, contestant won, delayed winning sound effect funny
Same contestant wins some money, wubby offers her $200/$300 to change her reward to opening a box of his with a prize, she chooses the box, its lactate, she tells wubby he can keep it.
Price is scuffed 1 commercials, Handsome boi Peanuts commercial
Price is scuffed 1. Wubby wants to spin, changes him mind and has alluux do it, she spins and contestant wins $1000 dollars, alluux says “is anyone hiring”
Wubby talks about how he went to dinner with some streamers and twitch staff and had to leave early and sushidragon called him out on his stream so Wubby called him out on price is scuffed 1
Wubby has a good take on Joker.
Wubby was tossing back and forth the idea of getting a pornstar for an interview in a hottub, he DM’d Reily Reid and botched his message, “hey. Wanna come show? Hottub (answer question?) wrong pornstar lol? You? How it be?”
Just a crazy watch. Wubby had a youtube video and he wanted to put this guy in it but chose not to, instead he talked about it on stream, the wiafu pillow guy, managed to interview the guy live on stream. Goes for about 2 hours 11 mins to around 3 hours 15 mins in.
Wubby reveals his first tattoo
Lil Cheeto having some health issues but wubby being a champ and taking care of him, spending stream talking about him, shows clip of him holding Cheeto up as a lil boi and doing the lion king thingy
Someone makes a dono about being depressed, wubby makes a joke and says the cure to depression is “just be happy”, triggers some people in chat, use for out of context
Wubby and Alluux takes chat on a date, two perfectly lined dono’s, one asks to marry him, another asks to hold his hand, plays “that’s amore”, alluux holds out her hand like its chats
Date with chat, chat wants half a tendie and milk to go, wubby opens the to go box to find the half strip in there, funny af
Wubby clown skit, some muted audio at the start, Twitch shut down and banned wubby for his live stream in the restaurant, 5 days, then sent him an email saying they were wrong, wubby set up a skit where he dresses as a clown, some context: alluux comes out with cleavage because of the twitch streamers with there asses hanging out but don’t get banned, then there was that other twitch streamer that fed vodka to her cat and didn’t get banned, cant remember what the baby was about, also, on the phone call when wubby says “just two sentences”, hes talking about how his response from twitch was very short
Wubby bought chat cake for his 200k sub milestone, does a skit, drops lots of cake
Wubby explains and demonstrates how he poops and wipes
Someone dono’s that dragonball Z song, wubby hypes it up huge and it ends right before the build up
The iconic meme, wubby sits deep back into his chair and sticks his feet up at the cam
Amazing wubby laugh, chat goes Christmas shopping, chat tells him to read comments/reviews on sugar free gummy bears, wubby laughs super hard
Wubby says if you have a big clit, suck it like a baby dick
Someone plays a clip of wubbys favorite 16 year old, he drags his head to her at times it perfect, she says “we all know dennis hides kids in his basement, don’t you dennis?”
Wubby tells an emotional story of him playing some games with his friends and they heard him shit his pants, he lied, and destroyed a blanket, he plays the audio clip, you can hear it clear as day over the mic/discord
Wubby talking about how hes never had a wet dream, says unless his brother crawled into his bed and gobbled it up.
Wubby does a PO box, someone sent him a lifesize danny devito, sets it up behind him, he turns around and it scared him
Wubby and alluux in NYC, wubby calls Carolyn cornsnatch, super funny youtuber, tiktoker, etc, asks to hang out, he texts her “are you with your parents”
Carlos pays a slap, wubby kills a mini boss for calros, dark souls
Wubby asking chat to not be assholes with crowd control and reset the whole game, someone resets it
My dono: I used stopdrinking a lot and my name was u/wubbysandwubbysonly, I made a post and a random person made a wholesome comment to me and ended it with “wubby7” blew my mind - still sober
Wubby giving a speech to chat, hes back to where he was earlier (2 links above)
Priced is scuff 2 intro
Priced is scuff, wubby just being a goof, some context: synapse is sponsoring and twitch asked wubby to be pg-13/not cuss, wubby being wubby doing a little strip dance. Keep watching till after the Synapse add, funny bit with wub, midget and alluux, keep watching again, wubby and alluux do a cute dance to xmas music
Wubby sings rap cod
Wubby does Twitch Sings, sings freeze a poop and put it in my ass,
Carlosthegardener and wubby do twitch sings
Last stream of 2019, first time wubby talks about HP
Wubby shows the dopest piece of art that Alluux got commissioned for him
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Wubby talking about an ex girlfriend, her wanting to put things in his ass. “My butthole is a one way street my man.” (maybe use with future streams, out of context clip)
Someone makes a dono asking for wubby cups, Whats a wubby cup? (maybe use with a future gamer supps clip)
Wubby says imagine being 34, that’s old as shit (save for when hes 34)
Wubby asks kid if he pooped his pants and describe it
Wubby asks if he looks good without glasses (before tiny eyes meme) no one spamming tiny eyes in chat
------- https://youtu.be/nVwKgyzaSYs?si=QaoQWCwfvjM70sd5&t=11976 (haircut stream, no glasses wubby, pre tiny eyes, still no tiny eye meme)
Wubby says one of his goals is to have ice come out of his fridge
Iconic. wubby doing the mod tier list, “oooohoh wwooowo owowoo oh fuck what was that?!” clip
Wubby talking about woman that has rabies when he was in the hospital. he stands up, pulls shorts down, still has green suit on (skip to 51:40 for more)
Leg wax stream. Alluux washes wubbys legs. (use for out of context)
Maybe a mod can help with this one. VPN doesnt work. Wubby super highpitch girly giggle (banned in the US now? Wasn’t like 2 months ago)
Wubby gets a bunch of $100 dono’s, pours booze in his mouth and spits it upwards and all over himself
Wubby gets even more huge dono’s, does a heroic speech, does a wedgie with his pants/green suit. “words are hard clip”
More big dono’s, running out of funny bits for chat, tosses gong, takes his pants off
Ploot.
Wubby interviews a 15 year old. Plays Marvin Gaye.
Wubby does fill kid Friday starwars bit, says he will not be using the force on a child today, cuz star wars
Wubby explains the kind of porn he wants to see. “poison from dick to butthole, only cure is her tongue”
Whole clip is so rough, fill kid with the girl from next clip. Shes 15.
He asks how old she is and dies inside
Wubby has green screen on, takes off his shorts, looks funny af, PP jingle
Media share, KealPlays donated a cameo of Chris Hanson to wubby
Wubby tells future wubby that hes gay and to quit denying it
Wubby 2019 birthday, has suit on, says “yoink, cover that belly up” stupid funny laughs. Wubby 2019 birthday, has suit on, says “yoink, cover that belly up” stupid funny laughs.
Wubby takes a swig of booze, spits it all over himself again
He gets a dono that says stop peaking your mic, wubby drunk af, talks into his mic peaking super loud for a minute straight. Chat livid. (VOLUME WARNING)
Wubby birthday stream, drunk, shows a sacred forbidden video of him lighting sparkler fireworks and he says “im a white girl, I like black dick” to the camera
Favorite - Wubby wasted dancing to song, trying to set up his decorations, one side falls, he turns around to set the other, first falls, then second, over and over. Yells “what the fuck is going on” (in my top 5 favorite wubby moments)
Wubby plays sub train, stands up, takes shorts off, dances with green screen on, PP swingin
Wubby talking about his dirty chair, shows chat, chat says cum stains, he says when he cums, he catches it all in his mouth, does funny ass trance thing
Wubby gets a dono from Frenchie that says “kiss me-“ he insta kisses before the dono finishes then it says “im 12”. Wubby yells “fuck you dude”
Wubby talking about where hes moving, super long drum roll, says San Diego
Wubby jizzed and killed a Finch story. Few minutes later, the term “wub cub” was born. Few after that “radar” outfit for twitch con. He says Mulan story but changes to finch story.
Wubby throws tiny hand at gong, hits bullseye, also wubby titty.
(VOLUME WARNING) Wubby lowers cost of “stay positive wubby” to 10 cents and chat spams it
Wubby talks about his room smelling like shit, its probably his chair, can use this for an out of context clip
Alluux makes 14 month (in 2019) dono about wearing diapers and stuff. Wubby says “get it out dude. Oh wait, was that allux? That’s why it was so sweet”
Wubby goes off about women putting cucumbers up their pussies, eventually says “how you gonna fuck a spectrum remote?”
Wubby does weird ass yoga and tases the gong (doesn’t do anything but had to try it) (few minutes of this is good but 14:39 in is funny af)
Cheeto hasn’t been feeling good, sitting outside wubbys room. Calls him in, cute af, the little arm twitch before he runs is the best
Wubby fades out his image, yells into mic if chat can see him, then he yells “I don’t have much time” as his voice fades away. Few mins before this, this all began we he watched a dude fuck a dog. But can use this out of context
Classic wubby screenshot. Laying down in his chaigreen suit, with his crocks in the hair, ass off screen.
Wubby says he’s looking lean, looking cut, raises the camera more and more so you can only see the top of his head.
Wubby talking about the Toronto meet up. Talking about how a chick said “shes going to meet up with her BF” then wubby fades away.
Wubby doing a heroic speech in just green screen suit. Does the “NYA NYA NYA NYA” meme thing.
Wubbys porn tier list. Incest porn. Makes imaginary story about step mom and step sister. Whole thing funny, at the end he says “youre so much bigger than your father!”
Big dono’s, we live in a society speech, strips with green screen suit on, hits the gong with his PP
Feel good clip one. Goes with next clip, wubby getting mad dono’s, makes goofy analogy, gets cute emotional with chat
Feel good clip two - “the stadium is full of lava, and the lava is full of love” context: he was getting tons of donos. earlier he said everyone is in a stadium, he has the mic and hes going to list off names and wants chat to scream and cheer in chat. Gets more dono’s, fake tases himself
Feel good - wubby talking about the rocks inspirational speech
Feel good - wubby talking about the rocks speech, saying he felt like a failure when he only got 500 views but when he really failed was when he gave up.
Wubby saying that the speech he just gave will resonate with atleast one person and that makes him happy.
2019 skinny wubby!
Favorite - Speed dating, german girl says “oh daddy” in german. Context: question was what porn category they didn’t agree with. Talking about incest porn. (stream before this was porn tier list.)
Speed dating, chick into fashion, wubby asks her if the guy were to stand up, could she tell him a better outfit, he stands up, has bullet proof vest on and red/black plaid pajamas on
Wubby playing mario sunshine, bets his twitch that he’ll hit a star, if he doesn’t, he deletes his twitch.
Wubby talks about how he blows his grandpa everyday
Mario sunshine. Wubby bets his stream again.
Wubby talking about if someone puts a finger in your ass
Wubby talks about AI driven sex robot in 2019 (relates to today maybe)
Wubby talking about the ending of breaking bad. The beginning of his bad takes
Sub train wubby wail
Giant german donates a shit ton of subs, wubby humps the camera
Wubby watches the wubby wail clip, laughs, at the end it plays a tiny clip of mario sunshine, he jump scares thinking it’s a naughty clip
Wubby watches him humping the camera, he listens closely, can hear his nuts slap
Twitch getting DDoS’d, wubby ending stream, blue wubby bit
Favorite memory of mine - first link is being a pain. It's the song that plays at the very beginning of the stream - This song played a lot at start of streams, chat asks what it is never answers, one of my earliest memories of wubby. ---- https://youtu.be/E4x6HJS2wn4?si=p0LJV4pVhm9-oOYW
Major hype, tons of huge dono’s from people, and then this is the first video of media share
Super wholesome community video. Keep watching after the first video ends for a second. Need more like this. Wubby was baited by the luigi
Wubby shits himself on stream
Wubby looking at animorph books. Says one looks like Peanut
Wubby driving, asks if chat wants to hear an orgasm sound, he hits the brakes and makes alluux scream
Wubby driving and TT adds sassy cop to his window
IMO, the cringiest wubby moment ever - (lowbit rate moment but you still get it) Wubby driving to the escape room with alluux and hes trying to find it, going through a alley and he just stops and stares down some guys. low bitrate moment, then awkwardness,
Escape room with alluux. Wubby gropes a mannequin.
Escape room. Wubby tells alluux to go inside a room, he watches on camera. Calls her a monkey cuz shes hopping around
Sub train. Giant german donates 100. Wubby blind throws a baseball bat over his shoulder and hits the gong.
Wubby asks hair salon lady to wash his hair, he says it really bad, she asks how long its been, he beats around the bush, he offers $100, she wants to cut the sides first, changes the subject to how he wants his hair done
(some muted spots, volume warning when you see the dragons) First stream after 2019 twitch con. Wubby does a top tier intro bit.
Carlos the gardener (with some of Jevins footage) made a compilation of wubbys stream. Had some twitch con clips. Met ash and few others for the first time. Wubby gets emotional.
Wubby talking about checking out new houses, shits in the bathroom to test the toilet, chat tells him to get a bidet, wubby says “a what? A BID-IT?”
Wubby shaving his beard to mutton chops, dono comes in that says “I know you wont see this but I love you” wubby responds by fake waking off and drooling
Double chin mutton chop wubby
Sub train, wubby shoots his paintball gun at his wall and draws a penis.
Wubby dancing with his green screen on and shorts down again to “drop it likes its hot”
Start of stream, wait screen is on, song playing, certain part of the song hits, wubby turns on cam and does retard goofy face and claps, with double chin
(fun fact, first 90 day stream) Wubbys dono’s got botched earlier, some replaying, this dono about wubby raiding last stream plays for a second time so wubby makes a funny, yelling at him as if he was mad about repeating the dono but actually complementing him
Wubby lost to the Wheel of Bad, alluux spanks him with a spatula
Another spanking, but with shitty eyebrows
Wubby shoots his camera while its on with a paintball gun
(NSFW click)Wubby got mad dono’s so he plays a twerk video for his chat, chick twerking, wubby pauses it, drags his image to her butt and sniffs.
(NSFW click) Same clip, wubby pauses while saying “if shes 15” at a super revealing part, he says hold on, unpauses to change the image. Eventually says “prison is just a room”
(NSFW click) Dude twerking this time, wubby tells chat a good way to bait him, crop the video and play it on mediashare, he’ll think it’s a chick, then zoom out.
Wubby talking about how dick size determines whether you can get women or not, disses himself good.
Wubby talking about his sex doll, makes the “pbk pbk pbk, fucking cums everywhere” thing. Keep watching and hes talking about flushing her vag out with a hydroflask/Gatorade bottle.
Wubby has to get spanked by alluux, she walks in with the biggest grin on her face, he turns music off, volume up, gain up, stares RIGHT at the camera, gets spanked, moans.
Wubby being goofy. Previous stream, he was watching twerk videos and he sniffed one of the chicks butt, his rep said he might get banned, rep came back and said just a warning, wubby talks about it on stream, as his talking, he takes his sub counter on screen and blows it up huge while talking
Wubby singing to a song “got a squirt gun, gonna point it at the squirt son(?), make my mom, squirt it on her only son” then awkward funny face
Start of stream, wubby turns off the BRB screen, fakes hes on the phone with another streaming platform, says "I can give up being a partner, I can give up twitch, but its gonna be 7 digits, 5 year contract, I don’t have any loyalty, with shroud gone…” then fakes noticing stream is watching
Wubby fucking PUMPED, first stream in new house, got a 100 gifted sub dono, does funny dance, shoots gong with paintball gun with no eviction notice
His dryer broke, wubby tells his dad hes doing laundry at his house, his dad says “okay bring your green screen suit” wubby says his dad wants to be one of the boys. Maybe use this clip with a few clips that his dad is in later.
Wubby talks about doing a price is right (scuffed) stream for the first time. Maybe use this with another clip
Someone donates another language version of Rap COD, fat guy in the video, wubby says “yall are gonna make me do it, my body type is not that fat” changes his cam view to just his head but you can see him in the mirror
Wubby hyping up stream for Halloween, says “it’s the day before Halloween! Its so easy as a pedophile…” and goes quiet and awkward
Wubby says he said the same thing hes about to say when this song by Eminem came out. “if Eminem calls you a goof, its over for you” (Idea: play this video again and see what he says.)
Wubby shoots near alluux with a paintball gun
Wubby dancing to Michael Jackson, has green screen on, his cam is showing up on his stomach so you see his head, he looks down, opens his mouth like hes sucking his dick
Wubby talking about no nut November, he says bunch of funny shit. “they’re gonna call me young gallows”
Wubby taps his mic on his chin really fast and it sounds glitchy as fuck
Wubby talking about the first price is scuffed. It just makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Im so proud of him.
Price is scuffed 1, contestant won, delayed winning sound effect funny
Same contestant wins some money, wubby offers her $200/$300 to change her reward to opening a box of his with a prize, she chooses the box, its lactate, she tells wubby he can keep it.
Price is scuffed 1 commercials, Handsome boi Peanuts commercial
Price is scuffed 1. Wubby wants to spin, changes him mind and has alluux do it, she spins and contestant wins $1000 dollars, alluux says “is anyone hiring”
Wubby talks about how he went to dinner with some streamers and twitch staff and had to leave early and sushidragon called him out on his stream so Wubby called him out on price is scuffed 1
Wubby has a good take on Joker.
Wubby was tossing back and forth the idea of getting a pornstar for an interview in a hottub, he DM’d Reily Reid and botched his message, “hey. Wanna come show? Hottub (answer question?) wrong pornstar lol? You? How it be?”
Just a crazy watch. Wubby had a youtube video and he wanted to put this guy in it but chose not to, instead he talked about it on stream, the wiafu pillow guy, managed to interview the guy live on stream. Goes for about 2 hours 11 mins to around 3 hours 15 mins in.
Wubby reveals his first tattoo
Lil Cheeto having some health issues but wubby being a champ and taking care of him, spending stream talking about him, shows clip of him holding Cheeto up as a lil boi and doing the lion king thingy
Someone makes a dono about being depressed, wubby makes a joke and says the cure to depression is “just be happy”, triggers some people in chat, use for out of context
Wubby and Alluux takes chat on a date, two perfectly lined dono’s, one asks to marry him, another asks to hold his hand, plays “that’s amore”, alluux holds out her hand like its chats
Date with chat, chat wants half a tendie and milk to go, wubby opens the to go box to find the half strip in there, funny af
Wubby clown skit, some muted audio at the start, Twitch shut down and banned wubby for his live stream in the restaurant, 5 days, then sent him an email saying they were wrong, wubby set up a skit where he dresses as a clown, some context: alluux comes out with cleavage because of the twitch streamers with there asses hanging out but don’t get banned, then there was that other twitch streamer that fed vodka to her cat and didn’t get banned, cant remember what the baby was about, also, on the phone call when wubby says “just two sentences”, hes talking about how his response from twitch was very short
Wubby bought chat cake for his 200k sub milestone, does a skit, drops lots of cake
Wubby explains and demonstrates how he poops and wipes
Someone dono’s that dragonball Z song, wubby hypes it up huge and it ends right before the build up
The iconic meme, wubby sits deep back into his chair and sticks his feet up at the cam
Amazing wubby laugh, chat goes Christmas shopping, chat tells him to read comments/reviews on sugar free gummy bears, wubby laughs super hard
Wubby says if you have a big clit, suck it like a baby dick
Someone plays a clip of wubbys favorite 16 year old, he drags his head to her at times it perfect, she says “we all know dennis hides kids in his basement, don’t you dennis?”
Wubby tells an emotional story of him playing some games with his friends and they heard him shit his pants, he lied, and destroyed a blanket, he plays the audio clip, you can hear it clear as day over the mic/discord
Wubby talking about how hes never had a wet dream, says unless his brother crawled into his bed and gobbled it up.
Wubby does a PO box, someone sent him a lifesize danny devito, sets it up behind him, he turns around and it scared him
Wubby and alluux in NYC, wubby calls Carolyn cornsnatch, super funny youtuber, tiktoker, etc, asks to hang out, he texts her “are you with your parents”
Carlos pays a slap, wubby kills a mini boss for calros, dark souls
Wubby asking chat to not be assholes with crowd control and reset the whole game, someone resets it
My dono: I used stopdrinking a lot and my name was u/wubbysandwubbysonly, I made a post and a random person made a wholesome comment to me and ended it with “wubby7” blew my mind - still sober
Wubby giving a speech to chat, hes back to where he was earlier (2 links above)
Priced is scuff 2 intro
Priced is scuff, wubby just being a goof, some context: synapse is sponsoring and twitch asked wubby to be pg-13/not cuss, wubby being wubby doing a little strip dance. Keep watching till after the Synapse add, funny bit with wub, midget and alluux, keep watching again, wubby and alluux do a cute dance to xmas music
Wubby sings rap cod
Wubby does Twitch Sings, sings freeze a poop and put it in my ass,
Carlosthegardener and wubby do twitch sings
Last stream of 2019, first time wubby talks about HP
Wubby shows the dopest piece of art that Alluux got commissioned for him
2024.04.14 04:09 Bandersnatch_21 Reality Forming Algorithm and The Rules Behind It
Since about six years ago, when one day I had an intuition thought in observing my surroundings, I found how the complete algorithm, or maybe almost all of it, of how our reality is being formed, based on my daily observations of my surroundings moving objects, past-present-future experiences noted as memory segments set up in different time-stamps/time-segments linked to a 0 point, where the 0 point is represented as an under radar point being us, using a Pi Point Based (radar) memory holding algorithm from the point 0 (present-past) which acts like a magnet over our field of view, surroundings and interactions we have, such as sounds, colors we see, conversations, shapes we encounter or any memory altering stimuli and act furthermore as we move around our map-towards our destination as of retaining, removing and altering the above memory based interactions we had inside our brain, on these past-present-future time-memory stamps (segments).
It works similarly to how our dreams are being formed, based on altered memories we gathered in an amount of time, maybe a week, a month, or the last 3 days, where every stimulus acts like an alteration or retaining (remember-forget) factor inside our three-axis memory forming reality based on the interactions we had and the ability to retain interactions way longer by bringing these as memories in front of our present moment by expressing interest of these.
Much more like learning a skill, which requires dedication and practice, where practice and dedication form a longer segment of memory inside the past-present-future axis, becoming a predominant factor of the impending reality experience, and vice-versa by letting away a habit and eventually forgetting it by not expressing interest of it any longer. These are stored inside our brain in the left or right hemisphere and stick to our neuronal synapses which act like magnets and store memories. If the brain isn't trained on a specific interest, these synapses tend to dissolve, as part of forgetting things no longer being a habit, or evolve in alternative branches of the synapses based on alternate habits with similarities of a base habit, and so forth and on. As you know, the brain is parted into parts in which every one of them acts like storing different human skills and behaviors ( check a phrenology image on YouTube).
Speaking again of the Pi Under Radar, think of yourself as a point 0 or 1 inside a 3d model map where the surroundings are generated around yourself and the field of you by making use of the stored memories and stimuli. These surroundings change every three seconds, milliseconds, or minutes (you name the timestamp) by accessing the memory, where colors, shapes, auditory stimuli, and other factors are generatively changing while you move into space, giving you the experience of an ever-evolving medium you can walk in and move around, but keeping aspects of stored memories, such as of the above (shape, color, sounds, olfactive senses) and giving you a rerender of your field of you using parts of your past interactions, building the impending future and the further future coming along.
For example, you are in the middle of the street, during the day, you look around and observe the things around you, from people, how they are dressed, the color of their clothes, their accents, their smell, the cars and traffic around, the provider of the car, the color and the shape of it, the smell of the closest food restaurant or a bakery, the sound of some birds around or a dog with its owner walking by, so on and forth.
By observing each of these aspects and trying to memorize them, you'll come across a moment of the experience you have where you can stop everything for a moment and watch everything around you. If you are focused on the aspects above, such as noise, smell, colors, shape, and the figure of a person (you name and observe it), and restart(play) the experience, you'll eventually notice that by moving along and continuing your walk, more of these aspects will reoccur as a newly generative variant of your past moment, giving you a new mixing of shapes, colors, clothes, noise, brand, facial or other body features where this continuous reality experience is based on these memories and aspects (as past memories).
For you to practice start focusing on a day walk, only focusing on a person, the way it looks, the clothes he/she wears, what color she/he uses, the smell, or the accent of his/hers. Remember these, and afterward point your attention to the surroundings. What you'll find are similarities of the person you've observed in other people, ranging from the color and the type of their clothes to haircuts and their hair type to facial features linked to the surrounding people.
Do the same thing with a car. As you expand your observation view, you'll probably find how often these similarities occur from a point 1 or 0.
Edit: If you take the car example, observe the license plates as well, you'll find parts of these (numerical and letters) spawning in the surrounding car plates as well, along with letters and numbers used inside store or locations names around you as well.
Furthermore, everything occurs at an interval of three, six, or nine counts, either is based on timing, such as seconds and milliseconds, or objects around.
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It works similarly to how our dreams are being formed, based on altered memories we gathered in an amount of time, maybe a week, a month, or the last 3 days, where every stimulus acts like an alteration or retaining (remember-forget) factor inside our three-axis memory forming reality based on the interactions we had and the ability to retain interactions way longer by bringing these as memories in front of our present moment by expressing interest of these.
Much more like learning a skill, which requires dedication and practice, where practice and dedication form a longer segment of memory inside the past-present-future axis, becoming a predominant factor of the impending reality experience, and vice-versa by letting away a habit and eventually forgetting it by not expressing interest of it any longer. These are stored inside our brain in the left or right hemisphere and stick to our neuronal synapses which act like magnets and store memories. If the brain isn't trained on a specific interest, these synapses tend to dissolve, as part of forgetting things no longer being a habit, or evolve in alternative branches of the synapses based on alternate habits with similarities of a base habit, and so forth and on. As you know, the brain is parted into parts in which every one of them acts like storing different human skills and behaviors ( check a phrenology image on YouTube).
Speaking again of the Pi Under Radar, think of yourself as a point 0 or 1 inside a 3d model map where the surroundings are generated around yourself and the field of you by making use of the stored memories and stimuli. These surroundings change every three seconds, milliseconds, or minutes (you name the timestamp) by accessing the memory, where colors, shapes, auditory stimuli, and other factors are generatively changing while you move into space, giving you the experience of an ever-evolving medium you can walk in and move around, but keeping aspects of stored memories, such as of the above (shape, color, sounds, olfactive senses) and giving you a rerender of your field of you using parts of your past interactions, building the impending future and the further future coming along.
For example, you are in the middle of the street, during the day, you look around and observe the things around you, from people, how they are dressed, the color of their clothes, their accents, their smell, the cars and traffic around, the provider of the car, the color and the shape of it, the smell of the closest food restaurant or a bakery, the sound of some birds around or a dog with its owner walking by, so on and forth.
By observing each of these aspects and trying to memorize them, you'll come across a moment of the experience you have where you can stop everything for a moment and watch everything around you. If you are focused on the aspects above, such as noise, smell, colors, shape, and the figure of a person (you name and observe it), and restart(play) the experience, you'll eventually notice that by moving along and continuing your walk, more of these aspects will reoccur as a newly generative variant of your past moment, giving you a new mixing of shapes, colors, clothes, noise, brand, facial or other body features where this continuous reality experience is based on these memories and aspects (as past memories).
For you to practice start focusing on a day walk, only focusing on a person, the way it looks, the clothes he/she wears, what color she/he uses, the smell, or the accent of his/hers. Remember these, and afterward point your attention to the surroundings. What you'll find are similarities of the person you've observed in other people, ranging from the color and the type of their clothes to haircuts and their hair type to facial features linked to the surrounding people.
Do the same thing with a car. As you expand your observation view, you'll probably find how often these similarities occur from a point 1 or 0.
Edit: If you take the car example, observe the license plates as well, you'll find parts of these (numerical and letters) spawning in the surrounding car plates as well, along with letters and numbers used inside store or locations names around you as well.
Furthermore, everything occurs at an interval of three, six, or nine counts, either is based on timing, such as seconds and milliseconds, or objects around.
2024.03.18 19:54 SwissCheese4Collagen Nostrils McBeardsley Power Hour Episode 25: Blasphemy! At The Cabin Might Be Addicted!
Hello, hello Snarkers! This week’s vlog had an interesting time and revealed what ultimately ended up being glitches in the McBeardsley Matrix. The vlog was originally uploaded on Friday as usual and then removed within 2 hours. Luckily, I had downloaded it so as to not give views if I needed to double-check something. This version was removed from the YouTube downloads when the newest version was uploaded. However, my notes survived and I will note what was changed later on in the recap. I have come to the conclusion that it was a technical issue and wasn’t a demonetization because they left the word “addict” in a couple times like the title and when Nostrils flat out said she was one. But I’m getting ahead of myself, so let’s jump in.
The thumbnail expounds upon the title and says “might be addicted to this life”. Oh, Christ, instead of drunk on the spirit, they’re drunk on exploiting their family’s life on the internet. How Christian of them. OfNostrils steps out on the porch and asks A.G., in a high chair what he is doing and calls him “big boy”. He laughs and slaps his high chair tray, before crying out as his mother walks off the porch. She walks out to the front yard to tell us that he is “cutting in” 4 teeth instead of “cutting” his teeth. She explains which teeth are coming in and I wish someone would explain to her this is YouTube, not a baby book. This is where the first glitch occurred in the original posted vlog. There was a part where the picture froze but the audio continued. It gave a “trying to watch Netflix when the internet is being sketchy” effect. OfNostrils spins around to face A.G. as she says he is miserable because of his teeth. Well, yeah. It’s not any fun. She cues him to say “hi” but he smiles instead. They are outside because of Austina’s obsession with flowers and the fact they are planting her favorite wildflowers in a porch pot. Not to split hares, but isn’t this a prime Easter basket gift? Sorry, they probably call them Resurrection Reminder Treat Baskets or something. Either way, OfNostrils tries to finish three sentences at once and then chuckles in Austina’s direction. Smooth recovery. She goes on to tell us about the weather, and it’s the same thing that was happening all over the country. A couple of warm days followed by a couple cold days. March is a downright rude month, weatherwise.
Anyways, back to the show. OfNostrils says her daughter “geeks out” over flowers. Well, good for her that she knows one of her children’s interests but it’s awful slangy. She doesn’t have the time or energy for a regular garden and instead is making these planters in some tote lids on the porch. She holds her fingers roughly 2 inches apart. She said Nostrils was using the totes for his tools but not the lids. What kind of heathen storage system…never mind. OfNostrils thinks this will work if she drills some holes in the lids. Why does this feel like a new show called Scavenger Hunt for Content? She is Rimmy J’s daughter after all, and comes by pushing nontent as entertainment honestly. OfNostrils blathers on to say that this will teach patience as the seed packets are planted. She says they are wildflowers from their area. Nice to know Ferry Morse made sure to send only Arkansas wildflowers to her local Lowe’s. Either way, they will take 50 days to sprout. She doesn’t know what a purple coneflower is and I guess the picture on the front isn’t purple or coneflower-y enough. She clarifies that the lids are for seedlings and repeats that she doesn’t know what she’s doing and she hopes it works for her kids. Yeah, maybe use the phone to do some research instead of saying you don’t know what you’re doing 83 times. She says planting flowers can’t be that hard.
Giddy-Up appears next to the soil filled tote lid along with Austina, who has adorned her face with blue cat whiskers. Even though Austina is the one who really, really wanted to plant flowers so she could geek out to something she grew herself, Giddy-Up gets to go first. After yet another “I don’t know what I’m doing”, she reads the ones Giddy-Up wants to plant first. The stationary camera shows Austina standing ready to plant in her own lid. Austina comes over to help read, and OfNostrils helps Giddy-Up hold the seeds in his hand. She uses her phone to get a close-up shot of Giddy-Up and Jesus Christ, Austina is the new Hank. Austina walks over to her side of the porch to wait for her turn. OfNostrils called her over for nothing as she spends another minute telling Giddy-Up where to plant the seeds in his lid. Austina is told to hold on before she can plant flower seeds, she wanders over to the edge of the porch and we see A.G. and his high chair holding open the door. OfNostrils finally notices her daughter’s face, asks what happened. She accepts that Austina wanted to be a cat. Austina is allowed to hold the packet as OfNostrils shakes her hand over the lid. Austina rakes her tiny hands through the soil and plants the seeds. When her mother tells her to water the seeds and leave them in the sun they will grow. Austina says they should take a big pile and plant the seeds in that to get more flowers. OfNostrils thinks that’s a good idea. Back in the house, she says again that she doesn’t know what she’s doing and finally answers Austina’s increasingly insistent “MAA-MAA” by saying “yes you can have that.” What “that” is isn’t clear. She goes on to say that the kids will be fine if only one or two grow. Who is she justifying this to? Did Nostrils really need those tote lids after all?
The scene cuts and Giddy-Up goes on about “ears” only to be called a crazy man by his mother. A backpacked Austina says “it’s a beautiful day in the teeth”. OfNostrils asks A.G. if he knows where they are going and Austina realizes this is a serious answer for the camera, not the zany “we’re normal kids, not YouTube props” answer and pipes up with “Sam’s Club”. That’s right, and Giddy-Up gets to supply the second errand location but draws a blank. OfNostrils says “Aldi’s and the post office” which Giddy-Up happily repeats. OfNostrils goes on to say that she is happy Nostrils is home, and shows us her “completely empty” fridge, with a carton of eggs and her condiments in the door. That means she’s probably about to drop $300-400 at Sam’s Club, if I was to guess. Nostrils holds the hands of Austina, complete with unicorn backpack, and Giddy-Up as they walk across the parking lot. OfNostrils films behind them.
Inside the store, Austina and A.G. share the seat in the cart, Nostrils pushes the cart and Giddy-Up jogs alongside on the way to the café. OfNostrils tries to keep up and get A.G.’s attention for the camera. In line at the café, A.G. is held by Nostrils as OfNostrils gets more non-tent. Austina and Giddy-Up sit in the basket area of the cart. Nostrils points out that he thinks A.G. needs a haircut because he has “scraggledy” hairs. Yeah, 7 of them, and if he’s joking then give him an Oscar. OfNostrils joins the rest of us in normal behavior land and says no. I get the feeling that Nostrils wants this baby to be his best friend so damn bad, I’m surprised he hasn’t gotten him a hunting license for 2035. Austina and Giddy-Up sit at a mini-booth and Nostrils flings a slice of cheese pizza at them both before instructing Giddy-Up to lead prayer. The prayer is deemed short and sweet as Nostrils swings the camera shot past A.G. unbuckled in the seat of the cart to OfNostrils with 2 slices of cheese pizza and a pretzel. Nostrils has a slice of pepperoni. I guess that’s why they didn’t just buy a whole pizza and take the rest back for leftovers.
OfNostrils takes over filming duties and walks behind Nostrils as he pushes the cart, with Austina and Giddy-Up hanging on to the basket part as A.G. turns himself around in the cart seat. OfNosrtrils warns that he is turning himself around before literally swinging the camera to a mirror that she likes and catches her attention. I hope I’m never on the same road as she is because she’s the literal definition of “oh look! A squirrel!”. Nostrils takes over the filming duties, zooming in on his favorite kid who is still unbuckled in the cart. He says A.G. is “chillin”. Could he be more like Books in making old slang uncooler? At least he didn’t add “like a villain”. In front of them, OfNostrils holds hands with her older children as she escorts them through the deserted meat aisles.
They switch filming duties again and Nostrils checks out blue pants. OfNostrils vetoes the threads, because “she’s not a fan of that color”. As Nostrils is resigning himself to the khaki end of the palette, Austina is asking to be up in the cart. OfNostrils is liking telling everyone “no” today at the store. OfNostrils ends the shopping footage with Nostrils pushing a cart with all three kids and the haul. The older two ride under the basket across the dark and wet parking lot.
A sleepy OfNostrils films herself walking down the hallway next to a text overlay that says Our Sunday Routine. Oh, goody. A.G. gets increasingly insistent with his cries as OfNostrils finally arrives in the TV/guest room where his crib is now placed. Apparently now he sleeps so much better as the first inhabitant of Planet G-Force. Does this mean that they are reloading the blessing cannon? Either way, she looks at the camera as she enters the room, sets it up on a tripod in front of the crib and picks up her now happy but snot covered youngest child. Grabbing the camera after an attempt to get him to say “Mama” instead of the “Aaam Ah” he has managed so far, she takes him back to the living room. Wait, why didn’t the 6 year old get his own room first, wasn’t that supposed to be the deal? Did Nostrils snore so the baby gets bounced to his own space? Was it Giddy-Up and Austina waking up to come in the room? The factors are endless. A.G. grunts happily as he sees they are approaching the living room. His mother explains that the other kids woke him up, so now everyone is up. This does come into play later. A.G. cracks a smile at the camera and is rewarded with a series of kisses on his cheek.
Next, OfNostrils wanders around and gets A.G.’s second ever taste of baby food. Guess he’s been teated and yeeted into the high chair under the Deer God. As OfNostrils uses a big spoon to feed A.G. what appears to be bananas. He happily eats them as the stationary camera shot changes from him in a high chair to a stationary camera shot of the living room couch. Austina jumps up and asks to have ice cream. OfNostrils calls her a crazy girl for asking for ice cream for breakfast, they just woke up. OfNostrils then goes full on show and tell over her pecan cheesecakes. She’s so proud of them, one is destined to be given as a birthday present to a friend at church, the other is for church group itself. She cuts into them later and they look okay. Not a lot of filling with a lot of crust and topping. I’d probably say it was more like a cheesecake layer dessert, but it doesn’t look bad.
She hurriedly walks past her laundry room, apologizing for it sounding “like an airplane” but she has a load going. OfNostrils is on a clothes related mission though and turns into Austina and Giddy-Up’s room to pick out her daughter’s clothes. Only after she sets the camera on the tripod does she go into the closet to pick clothes. Austina wanders over with arms in shirt so she can take it off, notices the camera and says “oh, hee hee hee hi” before the scene cuts to OfNostrils filming herself from behind in the kitchen. She is preparing food before a quick shot change shows the children sitting around the kitchen island eating the breakfast she prepared, as the shot changes to her phone and she hurriedly walk-runs up her hallway to take a shower. I hope she doesn’t have a tripod by the mirror so we can hear the water turn on and off. For no reason, she suddenly spins and tries to remember something and ends up going all the way back out to the living room. We never find out what she forgot as the next shot is a stationary shot of Giddy-Up rocketing across the living room to hug OfNostrils, seated by the front door.
The tripod moves to the kitchen island as Nostrils finishes dressing Austina in the living room. What’s wrong with her learning to dress and undress in her own room? And off-camera? In fairness, the scene cuts in when she is dressed in leggings and a white shirt, needing only a beige tulle tutu to complete the look. Giddy-Up runs in and rips off his shirt. Nostrils dresses Giddy-Up first in his shirt and then a cut to him pulling on Giddy-Up’s pants for the final pull. Again, why isn’t this in the privacy of a bedroom? And why is it being filmed and uploaded? This damn thing should have been taken down for that.
Anyways. The next shot is OfNostrils in a peasant-y prairie dress doing Austina’s hair in front of the tripod in the hallway. When she finishes, Austina is picked up and held in front of the stationary camera before OfNostrils shows us her makeup routine, but like we can’t see anything but her grabbing brushes and such. We then jump to her putting on Austina’s socks in the living room as Giddy-Up’s clothes and a diaper are strewn across the living room. After getting Austina’s socks on OfNostrils goes to film Nostrils drying off A.G. on a grey towel before taking him to living room to dress him on camera also. I guess using a cute cut shot to have them suddenly jump out of their closed room door with a new outfit but I guess we are stuck in the hellscape of a Fundie’s online baby book and her “non-tent footage or it didn’t happen” approach to earning a living. Nope, just her approach to living. They all run and stand together for a remotely taken family photo. Petition for this to replace The Gropening.
Remember when I told you that who got up first was important later? It’s later because OfNostrils starts patting herself on the back for getting everyone up and around on a Sunday. Time change Sunday no less. Pretty sure she said Austina and Giddy-Up got up first, and woke up everyone else, including A.G. If she wrote herself any notes she wouldn’t have such a messy contradictory vlogisode. But the credit for their earliness, or on-timeness should go to Austina and Giddy-Up. In the middle of this she tells a child that Nostrils “is getting the carseat”. She needs to parent or vlog because it’s blatantly obvious she sees no value in actually having a plan each week. This 1X Kids and Counting reboot suuuuuuuuucks. OfNostrils goes on to say they are usually late on Sundays. Could that be because you and your 3 children are finally on a time limit? Everyone knows getting kids ready for anything is the most time consuming event on the planet, primarily because they have to do it every weekday for school before they go to work. She also says getting up earlier helps. And water’s wet. What other pearls of wisdom will OfNostrils drop?
In the car, Austina sings as OfNostrils crows about how proud she is of them and Nostrils pulls into 7Brew’s parking lot. “This right here ya’ll”, she announces as she slowly swings the camera to Nostrils, who jauntily wiggles his eyebrows. I want him to stop that because…ew. He claims that OfNostrils lives here at 7Brew and says what we don’t know is that she is an addict. “Hahaha! I used to not b but now? I really enjoy coffee” and she gives the coffee shop a lusty gaze.
At church, Austina is picked up by the camera, I mean her mother at the Sunday School classroom. She excitedly shows her work and then, further down the hallway she unveils the candy she got. Giddy-Up is next and asked what he learned. He doesn’t know and don’t let Mr. We Choose Our Own Beliefs hear that or he will take over Giddy-Up’s class to make sure he learns something at church and doesn’t waste a Sunday school class. Nostrils’ niece is coming along to spend the day at the McBeardsley Cabin, so I’m guessing it’s their turn to bring snacks and a baby sitter to Bible Study later on. Nostrils helps his niece in through the back hatch as the three kids in their carseats block the side doors. He also puts A.G. in his carseat and tells him that there will be a bottle soon. OfNostrils interrupts herself to say she will make one real quick. Before she does, one last hit of non-tent as she asks the kids if they liked Sunday School. Silence is the unanimous reply.
Back at the cabin, it’s time to test the cheesecakes. Well, cheesecakey freezer dessert. It’s not too sweet, not a flop. She thinks it’s okay. Next, she has a workout on a tablet in front the dumbbells lined up on the coffee table. Nostrils says “Whoa Betsey” getting a camera sweep over him laying on the couch, cuddling with a thumb in the mouth Giddy-Up who kicks at the camera’s general direction. Nostrils’ niece sits in the chair in the corner of the living room. OfNostrils says they are watching MacGyver while she does something she has never done before, namely finishing the workout program.
The scene changes again and OfNostrils is running into the kitchen to get the cheesecake things before she forgets them, which would be “so” her. She is taking Austina, A.G. and Nostrils’ niece with her to choir practice/nursery time, while Giddy-up and Nostrils will be along later for Church group. She does her “cute” grimace and gets going. She checks back in at 8:40 from the driver’s seat. They have just arrived home and she starts to say it’s a TyPiCaL sUnDaY before suddenly saying “What?!” and cutting the scene. She comes back into the shot sitting at the kitchen table giving A.G. a bottle with a jar of baby food behind him on the table. She repeats it was typical and double checks with Nostrils. He asks what time it is, and since she says it’s 10, he agrees it was. Nostrils zooms in on his favorite child, and A.G. tries to grab at the camera. OfNostrils says that the cheesecake was delicious. At least the church friend liked it. Nostrils pouts that he wishes he liked pecans. I didn’t know he and Pecans had met…Just kidding folks. OfNostrils tells her husband there is an apple pie version of it and Nostrils “mmmmmmmm”s for a bit before asking OfNostrils to make it for him. She promises and before I know what’s happening, Nostrils says that’s just what he needs and turns the shot down to show his protruding gut. Ew. OfNostrils laughs before remembering something else. Nostrils thinks he’s funny and does his best Informercial voice “but wait, there’s more”. Ooooh is the Suburban done? Nope, she finished her workout plan. …checks notes…we knew that already. She blathers on that she didn’t lose any weight but that she built muscle and that burns more fat. Nostrils chimes in with a bro-ish “for sure”. This is her postpartum journey. Much like he asked Giddy-Up to do prayers in Sam’s Club, OfNostrils asks Nostrils to sign off. Almost as soon as the words leave her mouth she follows them up with “No, not the deer head”. Oh, the Deer God is making another appearance. The conversation goes as follows:
N: We’ve done the deer head already?
OfN: yes!
N:Only one time before
OfN: Oh, my word.
N: We’ve never named him. What about…we could name him “Whiskers”.
He zoomed in on the nose when he said this and…”Whiskers”? I’m offended for the Deer God. At least call him Buckley or something. Jesus Marimba.
OfN: I saw you look at him, that’s how I knew
N: You know me, huh? He’s got that stare, an all-knowing stare. “Hey family, I’m watching you, it’s okay”. He’s got a crooked rack. I never noticed before. Dude, you crooked.
He then zooms in and uses the nose to black out the screen and end the vlog. Now, this is where the original upload got weird. There were at least 7 minutes of no audio and a black screen and then a 45-ish second clip of them wandering around the kitchen earlier on Sunday, while Nostrils made a steak, cooked it to well, and called it a little over done. OfNostrils tried it and said it was overcooked but good. Also missing from the new non-tent was her mentioning she had to make more Goat powder for A.G.
Well, there we have it. The McBeardsleys guardian angel is a deer head with a crooked rack named “Whiskers”. Not sure where this fits in with their personal beliefs but their church would call it witchcraft. I hope everyone has a great day and a better tomorrow!
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The thumbnail expounds upon the title and says “might be addicted to this life”. Oh, Christ, instead of drunk on the spirit, they’re drunk on exploiting their family’s life on the internet. How Christian of them. OfNostrils steps out on the porch and asks A.G., in a high chair what he is doing and calls him “big boy”. He laughs and slaps his high chair tray, before crying out as his mother walks off the porch. She walks out to the front yard to tell us that he is “cutting in” 4 teeth instead of “cutting” his teeth. She explains which teeth are coming in and I wish someone would explain to her this is YouTube, not a baby book. This is where the first glitch occurred in the original posted vlog. There was a part where the picture froze but the audio continued. It gave a “trying to watch Netflix when the internet is being sketchy” effect. OfNostrils spins around to face A.G. as she says he is miserable because of his teeth. Well, yeah. It’s not any fun. She cues him to say “hi” but he smiles instead. They are outside because of Austina’s obsession with flowers and the fact they are planting her favorite wildflowers in a porch pot. Not to split hares, but isn’t this a prime Easter basket gift? Sorry, they probably call them Resurrection Reminder Treat Baskets or something. Either way, OfNostrils tries to finish three sentences at once and then chuckles in Austina’s direction. Smooth recovery. She goes on to tell us about the weather, and it’s the same thing that was happening all over the country. A couple of warm days followed by a couple cold days. March is a downright rude month, weatherwise.
Anyways, back to the show. OfNostrils says her daughter “geeks out” over flowers. Well, good for her that she knows one of her children’s interests but it’s awful slangy. She doesn’t have the time or energy for a regular garden and instead is making these planters in some tote lids on the porch. She holds her fingers roughly 2 inches apart. She said Nostrils was using the totes for his tools but not the lids. What kind of heathen storage system…never mind. OfNostrils thinks this will work if she drills some holes in the lids. Why does this feel like a new show called Scavenger Hunt for Content? She is Rimmy J’s daughter after all, and comes by pushing nontent as entertainment honestly. OfNostrils blathers on to say that this will teach patience as the seed packets are planted. She says they are wildflowers from their area. Nice to know Ferry Morse made sure to send only Arkansas wildflowers to her local Lowe’s. Either way, they will take 50 days to sprout. She doesn’t know what a purple coneflower is and I guess the picture on the front isn’t purple or coneflower-y enough. She clarifies that the lids are for seedlings and repeats that she doesn’t know what she’s doing and she hopes it works for her kids. Yeah, maybe use the phone to do some research instead of saying you don’t know what you’re doing 83 times. She says planting flowers can’t be that hard.
Giddy-Up appears next to the soil filled tote lid along with Austina, who has adorned her face with blue cat whiskers. Even though Austina is the one who really, really wanted to plant flowers so she could geek out to something she grew herself, Giddy-Up gets to go first. After yet another “I don’t know what I’m doing”, she reads the ones Giddy-Up wants to plant first. The stationary camera shows Austina standing ready to plant in her own lid. Austina comes over to help read, and OfNostrils helps Giddy-Up hold the seeds in his hand. She uses her phone to get a close-up shot of Giddy-Up and Jesus Christ, Austina is the new Hank. Austina walks over to her side of the porch to wait for her turn. OfNostrils called her over for nothing as she spends another minute telling Giddy-Up where to plant the seeds in his lid. Austina is told to hold on before she can plant flower seeds, she wanders over to the edge of the porch and we see A.G. and his high chair holding open the door. OfNostrils finally notices her daughter’s face, asks what happened. She accepts that Austina wanted to be a cat. Austina is allowed to hold the packet as OfNostrils shakes her hand over the lid. Austina rakes her tiny hands through the soil and plants the seeds. When her mother tells her to water the seeds and leave them in the sun they will grow. Austina says they should take a big pile and plant the seeds in that to get more flowers. OfNostrils thinks that’s a good idea. Back in the house, she says again that she doesn’t know what she’s doing and finally answers Austina’s increasingly insistent “MAA-MAA” by saying “yes you can have that.” What “that” is isn’t clear. She goes on to say that the kids will be fine if only one or two grow. Who is she justifying this to? Did Nostrils really need those tote lids after all?
The scene cuts and Giddy-Up goes on about “ears” only to be called a crazy man by his mother. A backpacked Austina says “it’s a beautiful day in the teeth”. OfNostrils asks A.G. if he knows where they are going and Austina realizes this is a serious answer for the camera, not the zany “we’re normal kids, not YouTube props” answer and pipes up with “Sam’s Club”. That’s right, and Giddy-Up gets to supply the second errand location but draws a blank. OfNostrils says “Aldi’s and the post office” which Giddy-Up happily repeats. OfNostrils goes on to say that she is happy Nostrils is home, and shows us her “completely empty” fridge, with a carton of eggs and her condiments in the door. That means she’s probably about to drop $300-400 at Sam’s Club, if I was to guess. Nostrils holds the hands of Austina, complete with unicorn backpack, and Giddy-Up as they walk across the parking lot. OfNostrils films behind them.
Inside the store, Austina and A.G. share the seat in the cart, Nostrils pushes the cart and Giddy-Up jogs alongside on the way to the café. OfNostrils tries to keep up and get A.G.’s attention for the camera. In line at the café, A.G. is held by Nostrils as OfNostrils gets more non-tent. Austina and Giddy-Up sit in the basket area of the cart. Nostrils points out that he thinks A.G. needs a haircut because he has “scraggledy” hairs. Yeah, 7 of them, and if he’s joking then give him an Oscar. OfNostrils joins the rest of us in normal behavior land and says no. I get the feeling that Nostrils wants this baby to be his best friend so damn bad, I’m surprised he hasn’t gotten him a hunting license for 2035. Austina and Giddy-Up sit at a mini-booth and Nostrils flings a slice of cheese pizza at them both before instructing Giddy-Up to lead prayer. The prayer is deemed short and sweet as Nostrils swings the camera shot past A.G. unbuckled in the seat of the cart to OfNostrils with 2 slices of cheese pizza and a pretzel. Nostrils has a slice of pepperoni. I guess that’s why they didn’t just buy a whole pizza and take the rest back for leftovers.
OfNostrils takes over filming duties and walks behind Nostrils as he pushes the cart, with Austina and Giddy-Up hanging on to the basket part as A.G. turns himself around in the cart seat. OfNosrtrils warns that he is turning himself around before literally swinging the camera to a mirror that she likes and catches her attention. I hope I’m never on the same road as she is because she’s the literal definition of “oh look! A squirrel!”. Nostrils takes over the filming duties, zooming in on his favorite kid who is still unbuckled in the cart. He says A.G. is “chillin”. Could he be more like Books in making old slang uncooler? At least he didn’t add “like a villain”. In front of them, OfNostrils holds hands with her older children as she escorts them through the deserted meat aisles.
They switch filming duties again and Nostrils checks out blue pants. OfNostrils vetoes the threads, because “she’s not a fan of that color”. As Nostrils is resigning himself to the khaki end of the palette, Austina is asking to be up in the cart. OfNostrils is liking telling everyone “no” today at the store. OfNostrils ends the shopping footage with Nostrils pushing a cart with all three kids and the haul. The older two ride under the basket across the dark and wet parking lot.
A sleepy OfNostrils films herself walking down the hallway next to a text overlay that says Our Sunday Routine. Oh, goody. A.G. gets increasingly insistent with his cries as OfNostrils finally arrives in the TV/guest room where his crib is now placed. Apparently now he sleeps so much better as the first inhabitant of Planet G-Force. Does this mean that they are reloading the blessing cannon? Either way, she looks at the camera as she enters the room, sets it up on a tripod in front of the crib and picks up her now happy but snot covered youngest child. Grabbing the camera after an attempt to get him to say “Mama” instead of the “Aaam Ah” he has managed so far, she takes him back to the living room. Wait, why didn’t the 6 year old get his own room first, wasn’t that supposed to be the deal? Did Nostrils snore so the baby gets bounced to his own space? Was it Giddy-Up and Austina waking up to come in the room? The factors are endless. A.G. grunts happily as he sees they are approaching the living room. His mother explains that the other kids woke him up, so now everyone is up. This does come into play later. A.G. cracks a smile at the camera and is rewarded with a series of kisses on his cheek.
Next, OfNostrils wanders around and gets A.G.’s second ever taste of baby food. Guess he’s been teated and yeeted into the high chair under the Deer God. As OfNostrils uses a big spoon to feed A.G. what appears to be bananas. He happily eats them as the stationary camera shot changes from him in a high chair to a stationary camera shot of the living room couch. Austina jumps up and asks to have ice cream. OfNostrils calls her a crazy girl for asking for ice cream for breakfast, they just woke up. OfNostrils then goes full on show and tell over her pecan cheesecakes. She’s so proud of them, one is destined to be given as a birthday present to a friend at church, the other is for church group itself. She cuts into them later and they look okay. Not a lot of filling with a lot of crust and topping. I’d probably say it was more like a cheesecake layer dessert, but it doesn’t look bad.
She hurriedly walks past her laundry room, apologizing for it sounding “like an airplane” but she has a load going. OfNostrils is on a clothes related mission though and turns into Austina and Giddy-Up’s room to pick out her daughter’s clothes. Only after she sets the camera on the tripod does she go into the closet to pick clothes. Austina wanders over with arms in shirt so she can take it off, notices the camera and says “oh, hee hee hee hi” before the scene cuts to OfNostrils filming herself from behind in the kitchen. She is preparing food before a quick shot change shows the children sitting around the kitchen island eating the breakfast she prepared, as the shot changes to her phone and she hurriedly walk-runs up her hallway to take a shower. I hope she doesn’t have a tripod by the mirror so we can hear the water turn on and off. For no reason, she suddenly spins and tries to remember something and ends up going all the way back out to the living room. We never find out what she forgot as the next shot is a stationary shot of Giddy-Up rocketing across the living room to hug OfNostrils, seated by the front door.
The tripod moves to the kitchen island as Nostrils finishes dressing Austina in the living room. What’s wrong with her learning to dress and undress in her own room? And off-camera? In fairness, the scene cuts in when she is dressed in leggings and a white shirt, needing only a beige tulle tutu to complete the look. Giddy-Up runs in and rips off his shirt. Nostrils dresses Giddy-Up first in his shirt and then a cut to him pulling on Giddy-Up’s pants for the final pull. Again, why isn’t this in the privacy of a bedroom? And why is it being filmed and uploaded? This damn thing should have been taken down for that.
Anyways. The next shot is OfNostrils in a peasant-y prairie dress doing Austina’s hair in front of the tripod in the hallway. When she finishes, Austina is picked up and held in front of the stationary camera before OfNostrils shows us her makeup routine, but like we can’t see anything but her grabbing brushes and such. We then jump to her putting on Austina’s socks in the living room as Giddy-Up’s clothes and a diaper are strewn across the living room. After getting Austina’s socks on OfNostrils goes to film Nostrils drying off A.G. on a grey towel before taking him to living room to dress him on camera also. I guess using a cute cut shot to have them suddenly jump out of their closed room door with a new outfit but I guess we are stuck in the hellscape of a Fundie’s online baby book and her “non-tent footage or it didn’t happen” approach to earning a living. Nope, just her approach to living. They all run and stand together for a remotely taken family photo. Petition for this to replace The Gropening.
Remember when I told you that who got up first was important later? It’s later because OfNostrils starts patting herself on the back for getting everyone up and around on a Sunday. Time change Sunday no less. Pretty sure she said Austina and Giddy-Up got up first, and woke up everyone else, including A.G. If she wrote herself any notes she wouldn’t have such a messy contradictory vlogisode. But the credit for their earliness, or on-timeness should go to Austina and Giddy-Up. In the middle of this she tells a child that Nostrils “is getting the carseat”. She needs to parent or vlog because it’s blatantly obvious she sees no value in actually having a plan each week. This 1X Kids and Counting reboot suuuuuuuuucks. OfNostrils goes on to say they are usually late on Sundays. Could that be because you and your 3 children are finally on a time limit? Everyone knows getting kids ready for anything is the most time consuming event on the planet, primarily because they have to do it every weekday for school before they go to work. She also says getting up earlier helps. And water’s wet. What other pearls of wisdom will OfNostrils drop?
In the car, Austina sings as OfNostrils crows about how proud she is of them and Nostrils pulls into 7Brew’s parking lot. “This right here ya’ll”, she announces as she slowly swings the camera to Nostrils, who jauntily wiggles his eyebrows. I want him to stop that because…ew. He claims that OfNostrils lives here at 7Brew and says what we don’t know is that she is an addict. “Hahaha! I used to not b but now? I really enjoy coffee” and she gives the coffee shop a lusty gaze.
At church, Austina is picked up by the camera, I mean her mother at the Sunday School classroom. She excitedly shows her work and then, further down the hallway she unveils the candy she got. Giddy-Up is next and asked what he learned. He doesn’t know and don’t let Mr. We Choose Our Own Beliefs hear that or he will take over Giddy-Up’s class to make sure he learns something at church and doesn’t waste a Sunday school class. Nostrils’ niece is coming along to spend the day at the McBeardsley Cabin, so I’m guessing it’s their turn to bring snacks and a baby sitter to Bible Study later on. Nostrils helps his niece in through the back hatch as the three kids in their carseats block the side doors. He also puts A.G. in his carseat and tells him that there will be a bottle soon. OfNostrils interrupts herself to say she will make one real quick. Before she does, one last hit of non-tent as she asks the kids if they liked Sunday School. Silence is the unanimous reply.
Back at the cabin, it’s time to test the cheesecakes. Well, cheesecakey freezer dessert. It’s not too sweet, not a flop. She thinks it’s okay. Next, she has a workout on a tablet in front the dumbbells lined up on the coffee table. Nostrils says “Whoa Betsey” getting a camera sweep over him laying on the couch, cuddling with a thumb in the mouth Giddy-Up who kicks at the camera’s general direction. Nostrils’ niece sits in the chair in the corner of the living room. OfNostrils says they are watching MacGyver while she does something she has never done before, namely finishing the workout program.
The scene changes again and OfNostrils is running into the kitchen to get the cheesecake things before she forgets them, which would be “so” her. She is taking Austina, A.G. and Nostrils’ niece with her to choir practice/nursery time, while Giddy-up and Nostrils will be along later for Church group. She does her “cute” grimace and gets going. She checks back in at 8:40 from the driver’s seat. They have just arrived home and she starts to say it’s a TyPiCaL sUnDaY before suddenly saying “What?!” and cutting the scene. She comes back into the shot sitting at the kitchen table giving A.G. a bottle with a jar of baby food behind him on the table. She repeats it was typical and double checks with Nostrils. He asks what time it is, and since she says it’s 10, he agrees it was. Nostrils zooms in on his favorite child, and A.G. tries to grab at the camera. OfNostrils says that the cheesecake was delicious. At least the church friend liked it. Nostrils pouts that he wishes he liked pecans. I didn’t know he and Pecans had met…Just kidding folks. OfNostrils tells her husband there is an apple pie version of it and Nostrils “mmmmmmmm”s for a bit before asking OfNostrils to make it for him. She promises and before I know what’s happening, Nostrils says that’s just what he needs and turns the shot down to show his protruding gut. Ew. OfNostrils laughs before remembering something else. Nostrils thinks he’s funny and does his best Informercial voice “but wait, there’s more”. Ooooh is the Suburban done? Nope, she finished her workout plan. …checks notes…we knew that already. She blathers on that she didn’t lose any weight but that she built muscle and that burns more fat. Nostrils chimes in with a bro-ish “for sure”. This is her postpartum journey. Much like he asked Giddy-Up to do prayers in Sam’s Club, OfNostrils asks Nostrils to sign off. Almost as soon as the words leave her mouth she follows them up with “No, not the deer head”. Oh, the Deer God is making another appearance. The conversation goes as follows:
N: We’ve done the deer head already?
OfN: yes!
N:Only one time before
OfN: Oh, my word.
N: We’ve never named him. What about…we could name him “Whiskers”.
He zoomed in on the nose when he said this and…”Whiskers”? I’m offended for the Deer God. At least call him Buckley or something. Jesus Marimba.
OfN: I saw you look at him, that’s how I knew
N: You know me, huh? He’s got that stare, an all-knowing stare. “Hey family, I’m watching you, it’s okay”. He’s got a crooked rack. I never noticed before. Dude, you crooked.
He then zooms in and uses the nose to black out the screen and end the vlog. Now, this is where the original upload got weird. There were at least 7 minutes of no audio and a black screen and then a 45-ish second clip of them wandering around the kitchen earlier on Sunday, while Nostrils made a steak, cooked it to well, and called it a little over done. OfNostrils tried it and said it was overcooked but good. Also missing from the new non-tent was her mentioning she had to make more Goat powder for A.G.
Well, there we have it. The McBeardsleys guardian angel is a deer head with a crooked rack named “Whiskers”. Not sure where this fits in with their personal beliefs but their church would call it witchcraft. I hope everyone has a great day and a better tomorrow!
2024.02.27 02:27 TallShips92 Here it is, the completed Alphabeck! Thank you for participating in this little experiment with me, I hope that everyone has at least one favorite on this list. is. The link to the Spotify playlist is in the description below, along with some stats about the list.
Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/79Tb3GrvrO3TbI7NqRr5T6?si=50YkabxZQeC6OQFrHmmHyg&pi=u--LGrsyIKQ8OA
Stats: The albums most represented on this list were Odelay and Midnite Vultures, each making up 15% of the list with 4 songs.
Mellow Gold and Guero each made up 11.5% of the list with 3 songs each. One Foot In The Grave did as well, making a surprise comeback with the last two letters.
Some less-represented albums include Stereopathetic Soulmanure, Hyperspace, and The Information, each with only 1 song. (Although Satan Gave me a Taco is about the best possible one from Stereopathetic we could have picked).
Modern Guilt, Mutations and Sea Change only had 2 songs each on this list. You guys did Sea Change dirty.
No songs from Golden Feelings, Morning Phase or Colors made it onto the list. Neither did any B-sides or songs not on streaming.
Some of the closest ties on this list were for the letter G, where Girl narrowly stole the G Spot (haha) away from Golden Age and Go It Alone, and the letter K where Kellphone’s Dead beat out “K” Onda Guero (a song that was already going to be on the list) by one vote.
The biggest upsets were Debra winning over Devil’s Haircut, and Paper Tiger winning over Pay No Mind. For some, it was very hard to let go of these losses.
The song that won the most unequivocally was E-Pro, winning by a margin of 55 votes.
If you can think of any interesting statistics questions to ask, post them in the comments and I’ll answer to the best of my ability. Once again, thank you for participating in this experiment with me and I hope you enjoy the playlist.
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Stats: The albums most represented on this list were Odelay and Midnite Vultures, each making up 15% of the list with 4 songs.
Mellow Gold and Guero each made up 11.5% of the list with 3 songs each. One Foot In The Grave did as well, making a surprise comeback with the last two letters.
Some less-represented albums include Stereopathetic Soulmanure, Hyperspace, and The Information, each with only 1 song. (Although Satan Gave me a Taco is about the best possible one from Stereopathetic we could have picked).
Modern Guilt, Mutations and Sea Change only had 2 songs each on this list. You guys did Sea Change dirty.
No songs from Golden Feelings, Morning Phase or Colors made it onto the list. Neither did any B-sides or songs not on streaming.
Some of the closest ties on this list were for the letter G, where Girl narrowly stole the G Spot (haha) away from Golden Age and Go It Alone, and the letter K where Kellphone’s Dead beat out “K” Onda Guero (a song that was already going to be on the list) by one vote.
The biggest upsets were Debra winning over Devil’s Haircut, and Paper Tiger winning over Pay No Mind. For some, it was very hard to let go of these losses.
The song that won the most unequivocally was E-Pro, winning by a margin of 55 votes.
If you can think of any interesting statistics questions to ask, post them in the comments and I’ll answer to the best of my ability. Once again, thank you for participating in this experiment with me and I hope you enjoy the playlist.
2024.01.25 04:42 DismalHoney2068 Doing it again, but with the male student generator
 | 1) in-game info sheet and default uniform 2) alternative uniform 3) gacha 4) gacha w/alt uniform 5) description the site gave me with the name i put (Changed his personality to social butterfly bc i didn't know how to do indestructible character type) Ps: i can only put one flair so i put art submitted by DismalHoney2068 to Osana [link] [comments] |
2023.12.27 22:35 NewTorai Playboy Magazine, March 2013
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2023.12.06 05:34 namjoonsunset pls bffr
 | you want your kids to experience a different world than you bc people said they don’t like your haircut. you constantly make fun of your daughter’s weight. why are you calling a baby (when sl was a baby) morbidly obese especially as a someone who’s a PiCu NuRsE. i’m so sick of influencers being so dramatic about getting hate or people not liking them. guess what, people will hate on you and not like you. you’re literally showing off your life, exploiting your kids, and you think everyone else is the issue. if you didn’t want any negative feedback why isn’t your acc private or let alone don’t post anything on social media? oh wait you won’t bc this funds your new money lifestyle. being so dramatic. what about celebrities who get death threats daily? people who shit on them? they don’t do anything and move along. honestly it feels like desperation so she can get more views/followers. submitted by namjoonsunset to averyWoodsSnark [link] [comments] |
2023.11.26 17:10 wangus_tangus Who is the most out-of-regs Soldier you’ve known?
I’m procrastinating getting a haircut today and it started me thinking about joe’s, NCOs, and officers I’ve known who were always obviously not 670-1 compliant.
We had a brand new 2LT fresh out of ROTC, no prior service, who showed up with a WIDE Magnum PI mustache. Acknowledged that it was out of regs, agreed that he should fix it, and just never did anything about it. If he ever got serious flak for it, I never heard about it. He got promoted to CPT and left the unit with it still intact.
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We had a brand new 2LT fresh out of ROTC, no prior service, who showed up with a WIDE Magnum PI mustache. Acknowledged that it was out of regs, agreed that he should fix it, and just never did anything about it. If he ever got serious flak for it, I never heard about it. He got promoted to CPT and left the unit with it still intact.
2023.11.18 00:57 UniversalFreestyle I write when I get sad or high and I have no idea if it’s good or not but a lot of it has meaning. This is the first thing I’ve ever written that I will have shared.
If you’re the type of person who wanted to steam up the mirror so you could write in it and wanted to know if it would be faster with the shower door closed or open and instead of just forgetting about it you think since the door is closed the hotter air will maintain itself and reach it’s maximum heat, raise and naturally push itself down whereas if the door was open the air might start closer but is a lot cooler because it’s mixed with the cold air and limited in temperature so you shut the shower door and you think it’s working but you honestly have no idea. Doesn’t matter if the logic is correct, it’s more the process. This applies to your every aspect of your every day life. Whether you can’t shop without thinking of the expenses and cost issues because you’re so bad with money. And then thinking of the expenses and loving numbers so doing a bunch of useless, unrelated maths in your head. If you get told to go to the fridge and grab something and you’ve forgotten by the time you get to the kitchen door. If you can never sleep at night because your mind is racing, solving problems, thinking about issues - personal and global - and trying to figure out ways to solve them, Business ideas etc. If you learn how to do stupid things like learning 185 digits of Pi and how to solve a Rubik’s cube in 12 seconds (would highly recommend researching speedcubing, so incredibly mind-testing and challenging and stimulating), despite these skills having no useful life-application but simply work for you. If you sit in a lecture and miss out on chunks of it because you’re constantly phasing into focus and not out of focus but into thought, but also the complete antithesis of thought. If you talk to yourself in the mirror and cheers yourself for every drink and you cry but only for 15 seconds every few months and if you love Emeli Sandé but also Central Cee and if you hate certain germs but would also happily stick your hand down a bog to unclog it or clean out your work’s oil filter’s waste filter with your ungloved hand and if you love being alone but crave not to and if you long for love but bounce from craving love to craving a whore phase and if your hair is always rough despite using a good amount of decent quality conditioner and if you get criticised for loving Ed Sheeran and if you struggle to make friends because your personality is not annoying but not easy to deal with except for by other people similar to you and if you constantly feel like you smell but don’t and if you look at your body in the mirror but know that you can do better but so struggle to go to the gym and if you love sports but can never commit to them and if you love love but can never commit to it and if you only just found out how to properly use a toilet brush and are very apologetic to your parents because of that and you’ve just moved out for the first and last time and you’ve taken your last walk home from work where you truly go home and not to your Accommodation and you live alone but still shit with the door firmly locked and shower too and you know you need a haircut but don’t get it and you try every day so fucking hard to go to sleep that night in love with yourself that little bit more. You’re not alone, and hopefully neither am I. Much love.
This one’s meaning is 50% for me to get some emotion out and 50% for me to hope that people who may be going through any of the same issues or many many more, which can affect your every day life drastically, can have a little bit more hope knowing somebody else going through what they’re going through.
Open to criticism :)
Also I know there is a lack of punctuation it kinda felt like the right flow.
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This one’s meaning is 50% for me to get some emotion out and 50% for me to hope that people who may be going through any of the same issues or many many more, which can affect your every day life drastically, can have a little bit more hope knowing somebody else going through what they’re going through.
Open to criticism :)
Also I know there is a lack of punctuation it kinda felt like the right flow.
2023.11.14 04:35 Iworkformycat27 The Family Chantel, A Madness Most Discrete, An Episode Review
Divorcio es dramatico, la casa es dinero, dinero para dos, Pedro es full of mierda, poo poo, if you are, la familai de Chantel! Adios gaming chair, goodbye Chantel’s worries and cares, Pedro needs a break, lets go make a penis mistake! La Familia de Chanrel! Karen es karen, Karen es loca, karen tenga un espos-o, Thomas es aqui, suelemente, Thomas es un sidekick, la familia de Chantel! I ran out of lyrics, la Familia de Chantel!
In the America
Chantel and all of her designer bags have lost her damn shoes- and her parents won’t shut up! Who narrates bullion? It is a square of herbs! That is not a chefs hat, why DON’T you have a chef’s hat?
Chantel recounts her harrowing experience with the realtor- Pedro was, Pedro was himself, Karen was right, and she, Karen is laying out a plan- she is the higher power! And Karma, the Law of Reciprocity, did Karen get that law right? No she didn’t, Karen should stop citing laws.
Part 1 of Karen’s plan is selling all of his shit- the gaming chair specifically, shove that $1 up your culo bandito! Pedro comes over to get his stuff- his precious tools that he used on his precious yard his precious chair, he’s not going to be- where is his god damn gaming chair! Is that burning, what does burning smell like?
Karen generously left him an old hat- like a god damn serial killer, Pedro’s going to get a cipher with long, dramatic, pauses. In 1637 a war was started over a stool, just a little foreshadowing, that war lasted 13 years across England, Scotland and Ireland.
Pedro is also pissed that Chantel is using a realtor, affecting his bottom line! Why should she distrust him? Roll that beautiful- nope, cut that, Pedro is going into a Shakesperean Monologue about his gaming chair- he loved them both equally! My love for you is gone, so is my reputation- just look at his business Facebook page, I’m surprised his Instagram isn’t private, yes, I am being a stalker- for science.
Chantel is getting her name changed, unlike Danielle who, how long was Mohammit’s name? Damn, long may she reign. Karen is doing karate to prepare for this moment, her protective energy will get Chantel a pen, and protect her daughter from negative vibrations. Karen will protect her daughter by any means necessary- by being a meme.
Karen the Human Meme is going incognito hatless to a PI, who is very impressed with her Pedro impersonation- Chantel is going to love this. Do you think the PI is going to find Pedro’s father, Pedro? He is doing interviews- on the ground.
In the Dominican
Lidia is learning English- so she can marry an American, like her son, American men are not Dominican men, Dominican men- roll that beautiful red flag footage! I respect her game, what honesty, Nicole can marry a Canadian and get universal healthcare.
Lidia can get a haircut though, from Joel the best hair dresser in town, who knows all her secrets. Her new boyfriend Scott- her old, dear god the Roided Up Groundhog is back. He needed more of that TLC money. Lidia forgave him for it.
Pedro shows up to put a stop to this- right after he gets laid, with Coraima, because, the Dominican Wonder Twins are back! Be a slut Pedro, be free! By the way son, I’m a slut too, for money! Momma’s gonna buy her own sunglasses.
The Shiny Charizard vs Roided Up Gorundhog Cage Match is set for one fall! The winner can murder their opponent via pinfall, submission, or count out- or a machete, the first person to not die will be the, the, less worse person. The referee will be Pedro- with his tools.
I give this episode 4.7/5 stars the highlight was the saga of the chair, and all the players, someone give Karen a bonus, there were some great cameos but the hat the, what a sociopath. God forbid Thomas ever cheats on her, and Satan Forbid, and Krishna Forbid, and L Ron Hubbard Forbid, The Flying Spaghteti Monster Forbid- all the Forbids. This shit’s like a Shakesperean play, per the titles.
Speaking of titles, there will be an episode with a title next week- Chantel gets her groove back, until everybody ruins it! Pedro goes on a date and Scott is back, yay, the producers really went all out, which one of their children are they sacrificing to Satan?
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In the America
Chantel and all of her designer bags have lost her damn shoes- and her parents won’t shut up! Who narrates bullion? It is a square of herbs! That is not a chefs hat, why DON’T you have a chef’s hat?
Chantel recounts her harrowing experience with the realtor- Pedro was, Pedro was himself, Karen was right, and she, Karen is laying out a plan- she is the higher power! And Karma, the Law of Reciprocity, did Karen get that law right? No she didn’t, Karen should stop citing laws.
Part 1 of Karen’s plan is selling all of his shit- the gaming chair specifically, shove that $1 up your culo bandito! Pedro comes over to get his stuff- his precious tools that he used on his precious yard his precious chair, he’s not going to be- where is his god damn gaming chair! Is that burning, what does burning smell like?
Karen generously left him an old hat- like a god damn serial killer, Pedro’s going to get a cipher with long, dramatic, pauses. In 1637 a war was started over a stool, just a little foreshadowing, that war lasted 13 years across England, Scotland and Ireland.
Pedro is also pissed that Chantel is using a realtor, affecting his bottom line! Why should she distrust him? Roll that beautiful- nope, cut that, Pedro is going into a Shakesperean Monologue about his gaming chair- he loved them both equally! My love for you is gone, so is my reputation- just look at his business Facebook page, I’m surprised his Instagram isn’t private, yes, I am being a stalker- for science.
Chantel is getting her name changed, unlike Danielle who, how long was Mohammit’s name? Damn, long may she reign. Karen is doing karate to prepare for this moment, her protective energy will get Chantel a pen, and protect her daughter from negative vibrations. Karen will protect her daughter by any means necessary- by being a meme.
Karen the Human Meme is going incognito hatless to a PI, who is very impressed with her Pedro impersonation- Chantel is going to love this. Do you think the PI is going to find Pedro’s father, Pedro? He is doing interviews- on the ground.
In the Dominican
Lidia is learning English- so she can marry an American, like her son, American men are not Dominican men, Dominican men- roll that beautiful red flag footage! I respect her game, what honesty, Nicole can marry a Canadian and get universal healthcare.
Lidia can get a haircut though, from Joel the best hair dresser in town, who knows all her secrets. Her new boyfriend Scott- her old, dear god the Roided Up Groundhog is back. He needed more of that TLC money. Lidia forgave him for it.
Pedro shows up to put a stop to this- right after he gets laid, with Coraima, because, the Dominican Wonder Twins are back! Be a slut Pedro, be free! By the way son, I’m a slut too, for money! Momma’s gonna buy her own sunglasses.
The Shiny Charizard vs Roided Up Gorundhog Cage Match is set for one fall! The winner can murder their opponent via pinfall, submission, or count out- or a machete, the first person to not die will be the, the, less worse person. The referee will be Pedro- with his tools.
I give this episode 4.7/5 stars the highlight was the saga of the chair, and all the players, someone give Karen a bonus, there were some great cameos but the hat the, what a sociopath. God forbid Thomas ever cheats on her, and Satan Forbid, and Krishna Forbid, and L Ron Hubbard Forbid, The Flying Spaghteti Monster Forbid- all the Forbids. This shit’s like a Shakesperean play, per the titles.
Speaking of titles, there will be an episode with a title next week- Chantel gets her groove back, until everybody ruins it! Pedro goes on a date and Scott is back, yay, the producers really went all out, which one of their children are they sacrificing to Satan?
2023.11.09 21:34 compysci haircut is making me severely depressed.
I just got the worst haircut of my life and its been making me want to die. I have been trying to grow out a buzzcut for 3 months and finally it got to a length where i could slick it on the sides and top with gel into a really fresh style. felt great, but since my hair is very thick and straight it sticks up right out of my scalp while growing it out, and I was getting tired of having to spend 20min every morning battling with it in order to make it look presentable with hair product, so I went to the salon and asked them to give me a fade on the sides (that way i would only have to gel the top). stylist went WAY too high up and now the sides and back of my head are completed shaved with a 0 guard and the top is completely untouched, probably about an inch long, basically looks nearly identical to kim jon un’s haircut but more patchy/less blended in. there is so little hair left on my head I couldn’t even try going to a different stylist because there isnt anything left to work with. I hate it so much and have been crying over it since i got home from the salon. I have been going through rounds of interviews for grad school the past couple of months and in two weeks I have one final “interview” where my PI is taking me out to dinner to introduce me to all the technical staff in the lab and see if they like me. I look horrendous and I seriously doubt that two weeks from now my hair will have grown out enough to even look remotely presentable. I missed both of my classes today because of the stress and embarrassment. I feel so dramatic, but I have struggled for so long with my hair and trying to grow it out but I have OCD and body dysmorphia and it is a serious challenge for me to not impulsively cut my hair. My husband is so sweet to me and has tried to calm me down and make me feel better, but it is actually driving me insane and I cannot even bear to look at my own reflection. I already am terrified of not being liked by my PI’s team and getting rejected from grad school and this just felt like a final nail in the coffin. I have no idea what to do. Any advice on handling a seriously butchered haircut prior to an important event is appreciated, or any advice on dealing with these horrible feelings of self loathing until it grows back. 🫠
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2023.10.22 03:18 Chrismrs Guardian Ad Litem
I am POA for my dad who has dementia. He has lived in a memory care for several years and I have made all decisions for him since he entered the facility. I took him to get a haircut which I do a couple of times per quarter. During the visit to the barber, he fell over a foot stool that the barber put underneath his feet while shampooing his hair. He fractured his hip and was hospitalized for several days then transferred to rehab for several weeks. I have initiated a PI suit against the barber shop and retained an atty on his behalf due to the extent of the injuries sustained as well as the pain and suffering. Medical bills, rehab stay, home nursing,PT are all well over $100k. Well, the atty contacted me and stated that they want to depose my dad. He has no capacity to participate in a deposition due to the dementia and the atty is indicating that the case can be dismissed. What are the options here? He suggested the appointment of a GAL might be an option.
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2023.10.22 03:16 Hayate-kun 60 most-viewed ASMR videos on YouTube last week (2023-10-08 to 2023-10-14) [Discussion]
No eatingslimekinetic sandmagnetic ballsstop motion cookingnoisy reaction/comedymarbles<2 minuteanimatedchiropractic
2023.10.10 22:16 libertarienne Thoughts on Change in Appearance Before and After Interview?
I have an interview with a small PI/family law firm coming up soon. 27 white female. Right now I have waist-length hair with grown-out balayage highlights from a couple years ago. I'm probably going to braid it or put it in a bun for the interview.
I also have plans in the next few weeks (after the interview) to chop all my hair off and get one of those "edgy" pixie haircuts, possibly with a bit of fade on the sides. So there is a potential that if I get hired on, they will have a new attorney that looks a fair bit different than the one they interviewed.
Is this something to be concerned with addressing, or would you expect something like this to go along without a hitch? Would your answer change depending on the type of firm?
I suppose I'm concerned enough to be asking because I know first impressions mean a lot, and many interviewers, for better or worse, use appearance to judge a candidate's "fit" with the firm's values and public perception.
Any advice appreciated, please let me know any questions. TIA!
Edit: I can't do the haircut before the interview because the interview is in three days! I have a consult at the salon literally the day after the interview.
UPDATE: did the interview, cut the hair, got the job, started working! Going good!!
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I also have plans in the next few weeks (after the interview) to chop all my hair off and get one of those "edgy" pixie haircuts, possibly with a bit of fade on the sides. So there is a potential that if I get hired on, they will have a new attorney that looks a fair bit different than the one they interviewed.
Is this something to be concerned with addressing, or would you expect something like this to go along without a hitch? Would your answer change depending on the type of firm?
I suppose I'm concerned enough to be asking because I know first impressions mean a lot, and many interviewers, for better or worse, use appearance to judge a candidate's "fit" with the firm's values and public perception.
Any advice appreciated, please let me know any questions. TIA!
Edit: I can't do the haircut before the interview because the interview is in three days! I have a consult at the salon literally the day after the interview.
UPDATE: did the interview, cut the hair, got the job, started working! Going good!!
2023.09.10 20:19 Hayate-kun 60 most-viewed ASMR videos on YouTube last week (2023-08-27 to 2023-09-02) [Discussion]
No eatingslimekinetic sandmagnetic ballsstop motion cookingnoisy reaction/comedymarbles<2 minuteanimatedchiropractic
2023.09.04 10:40 Reading-running [TOMT][TV SHOW] prisoner helps solve mystery
I remember this show, or perhaps movie, where a woman in prison is helping (cops or P.I. or something) solve some sort of crime. I want to say missing person? I remember the woman has a black Bob haircut and communicates to the pi/whoever with a flip phone? I THINK she ends up getting out of prison somehow, too (could be wrong there though it's been a while).
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2023.07.04 11:43 PlusReputation8114 virgin rule 34 artist vs chad high iq artist
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2023.06.26 01:44 KLeeSanchez More gameplay observations and humor, plus some dragon spine shard testing
So I did some testing on the dragon spine shards as my latest favorite fuse item and obsession, and found out some neat things about them. Also just some more random gameplay showing off, funny stuff, and a small contraption contribution to the engineering field.
First the humor (bokos and moblins being smart):
A very smart boko: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673108525072142336?cxt=HHwWgMDSudnVibguAAAA
This whole clip is a Looney Tunes moment: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673108292682539008?cxt=HHwWgIDTgZbIibguAAAA
They really looked at me then went "so how 'bout them Cowboys": https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106502842978306?cxt=HHwWhMDQ1f7fiLguAAAA
I'm surprised this worked: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106145966460930?cxt=HHwWhMDU3ZvLiLguAAAA
Me showing off (couple of demolitions):
I didn't have the high ground, but he did underestimate my power: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107640585691140?cxt=HHwWiIDRwZuiibguAAAA
I wasn't even in an optimal slaying setup: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107409580204034?cxt=HHwWhIDRseKUibguAAAA
Droppin' in like Domino: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106712398798848?cxt=HHwWgIDR\_ZfsiLguAAAA
Some random gameplay observations now:
I didn't know aerocudas could land until this: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107063965388801?cxt=HHwWgsDUrdOAibguAAAA
Moblin thinks he's Loki: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106885900374018?cxt=HHwWhMDQ1aT2iLguAAAA
This one is just me seeing if tricycles could be a viable vehicle build and... yes. They can. I want to tinker with trikes later and see what comes of it. https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673100129350594560?cxt=HHwWgMDRuYDthbguAAAA
And for the observations:
This was just a neat moment I captured on film; at any given time you can only have two dragons on screen at once (that I know of), and by chance this just happened: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107215056801793?cxt=HHwWgsDUibmJibguAAAA
Just a simple solution for the Tabantha frontier sign puzzle south of Rito village. You could also use stakes and carts/sleds to make a stand, but this sacrifices three durability hits for free food and money: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673099039146143744?cxt=HHwWgMDT5cWthbguAAAA
And now for the dragon spine shard testing series:
I think folks might be sleeping on the spine shards. I know I was; they can come in bunches but they take effort to collect, plus you physically have to leave the dragon and come back later for the shards to respawn. Another user worked out the whole process and I didn't read it all, I just go back every few days to collect 'em when I'm in the area. (Parenthetically, the way they grow back almost feels like they're rogue offshoots so I've taken to calling the process "grooming", or a haircut.) It's quicker to get bomb arrows and collect enemy horns so I think people just hoard them or don't use them often.
However, I can prove (but don't have exact numbers) that they have a significantly larger blast radius than bomb arrows and fruits (I even took a step back while the Hinox didn't really walk forward and it still hit me): https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673104544249835521?cxt=HHwWgsDTgf7th7guAAAA
I've actually burned myself up standing a bit further back than that, even, before.
...However, if you wear elemental sets, you're immune to the element of the shard:
https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673104864963096576?cxt=HHwWgMDTwdOAiLguAAAA
https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673105342962753536?cxt=HHwWgIDT8byciLguAAAA
https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673105566586269697?cxt=HHwWgsDTgb-piLguAAAA
And while bomb arrows will prematurely detonate around lava (giggity), Dinraal shards won't: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673105936939110400?cxt=HHwWgMDSrYa\_iLguAAAA
Part of the black hinox demonstration was also to show the differences in damage, if any. Basically Dinraal shards deal damage pretty similarly to bomb arrows (or perhaps they even have the same damage, I can't really tell), but without the concussive launching effect, plus you can use them at point blank range with the flamebreaker set and not worry about splash damage hitting you back. I don't know if the shard will do any exploding effects on shield surfing, but I also don't shield surf and there's more fun things than that which you can do with bomb shield surfing anyway. I would bet they at least have standard elemental bash and parry effects, though.
The biggest benefits over fruits is just how immense the blast radius is compared with the fruits; the fruits have a moderate burst, but shards EXPLODE like bombs. Like holy cow are the blasts big compared with bombs. I've probably killed myself at least five or six times accidentally by getting too close, and I was at least... 20? 30? Meters away.
They're pretty ideal gleeok killers, to be honest. They also work great on phantom ganons; although, the Naydra and Farosh shards deal good damage but the Dinraal shards seem to deal significantly more damage. I think that confirms my theory that gloom hands and phantoms are vulnerable to fire and bombs. Farosh shards are good at stunning the phantoms, however, they seem to especially slow down a moment longer when hit by lightning.
In particular against gleeoks, I managed to smash a thunder gleeok so hard with Naydra shards that it barely stood back up from the first stun before I defeated it. I also smashed a flame gleeok with Naydra shards before it could even stand back up from the initial stun. Like good god are these things powerful against gleeoks.
It's also been demonstrated that they don't have recharge times on weapons, so they're great mid tier elemental fuses for weapons. I don't think anything uses them for armor upgrades either, so they're tailor made to be disposable arrow fuses.
...And that's the longest post I've made so far on this sub. Damn. xD
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First the humor (bokos and moblins being smart):
A very smart boko: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673108525072142336?cxt=HHwWgMDSudnVibguAAAA
This whole clip is a Looney Tunes moment: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673108292682539008?cxt=HHwWgIDTgZbIibguAAAA
They really looked at me then went "so how 'bout them Cowboys": https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106502842978306?cxt=HHwWhMDQ1f7fiLguAAAA
I'm surprised this worked: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106145966460930?cxt=HHwWhMDU3ZvLiLguAAAA
Me showing off (couple of demolitions):
I didn't have the high ground, but he did underestimate my power: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107640585691140?cxt=HHwWiIDRwZuiibguAAAA
I wasn't even in an optimal slaying setup: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107409580204034?cxt=HHwWhIDRseKUibguAAAA
Droppin' in like Domino: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106712398798848?cxt=HHwWgIDR\_ZfsiLguAAAA
Some random gameplay observations now:
I didn't know aerocudas could land until this: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107063965388801?cxt=HHwWgsDUrdOAibguAAAA
Moblin thinks he's Loki: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673106885900374018?cxt=HHwWhMDQ1aT2iLguAAAA
This one is just me seeing if tricycles could be a viable vehicle build and... yes. They can. I want to tinker with trikes later and see what comes of it. https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673100129350594560?cxt=HHwWgMDRuYDthbguAAAA
And for the observations:
This was just a neat moment I captured on film; at any given time you can only have two dragons on screen at once (that I know of), and by chance this just happened: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673107215056801793?cxt=HHwWgsDUibmJibguAAAA
Just a simple solution for the Tabantha frontier sign puzzle south of Rito village. You could also use stakes and carts/sleds to make a stand, but this sacrifices three durability hits for free food and money: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673099039146143744?cxt=HHwWgMDT5cWthbguAAAA
And now for the dragon spine shard testing series:
I think folks might be sleeping on the spine shards. I know I was; they can come in bunches but they take effort to collect, plus you physically have to leave the dragon and come back later for the shards to respawn. Another user worked out the whole process and I didn't read it all, I just go back every few days to collect 'em when I'm in the area. (Parenthetically, the way they grow back almost feels like they're rogue offshoots so I've taken to calling the process "grooming", or a haircut.) It's quicker to get bomb arrows and collect enemy horns so I think people just hoard them or don't use them often.
However, I can prove (but don't have exact numbers) that they have a significantly larger blast radius than bomb arrows and fruits (I even took a step back while the Hinox didn't really walk forward and it still hit me): https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673104544249835521?cxt=HHwWgsDTgf7th7guAAAA
I've actually burned myself up standing a bit further back than that, even, before.
...However, if you wear elemental sets, you're immune to the element of the shard:
https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673104864963096576?cxt=HHwWgMDTwdOAiLguAAAA
https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673105342962753536?cxt=HHwWgIDT8byciLguAAAA
https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673105566586269697?cxt=HHwWgsDTgb-piLguAAAA
And while bomb arrows will prematurely detonate around lava (giggity), Dinraal shards won't: https://twitter.com/ElMeximan/status/1673105936939110400?cxt=HHwWgMDSrYa\_iLguAAAA
Part of the black hinox demonstration was also to show the differences in damage, if any. Basically Dinraal shards deal damage pretty similarly to bomb arrows (or perhaps they even have the same damage, I can't really tell), but without the concussive launching effect, plus you can use them at point blank range with the flamebreaker set and not worry about splash damage hitting you back. I don't know if the shard will do any exploding effects on shield surfing, but I also don't shield surf and there's more fun things than that which you can do with bomb shield surfing anyway. I would bet they at least have standard elemental bash and parry effects, though.
The biggest benefits over fruits is just how immense the blast radius is compared with the fruits; the fruits have a moderate burst, but shards EXPLODE like bombs. Like holy cow are the blasts big compared with bombs. I've probably killed myself at least five or six times accidentally by getting too close, and I was at least... 20? 30? Meters away.
They're pretty ideal gleeok killers, to be honest. They also work great on phantom ganons; although, the Naydra and Farosh shards deal good damage but the Dinraal shards seem to deal significantly more damage. I think that confirms my theory that gloom hands and phantoms are vulnerable to fire and bombs. Farosh shards are good at stunning the phantoms, however, they seem to especially slow down a moment longer when hit by lightning.
In particular against gleeoks, I managed to smash a thunder gleeok so hard with Naydra shards that it barely stood back up from the first stun before I defeated it. I also smashed a flame gleeok with Naydra shards before it could even stand back up from the initial stun. Like good god are these things powerful against gleeoks.
It's also been demonstrated that they don't have recharge times on weapons, so they're great mid tier elemental fuses for weapons. I don't think anything uses them for armor upgrades either, so they're tailor made to be disposable arrow fuses.
...And that's the longest post I've made so far on this sub. Damn. xD
2023.05.16 20:32 nothanks-ugh [TOMT][TV][1990s Name of a TV show from 80s or 90s
Of course I only have the most random yet generic details to provide, so sorry but it's going to sound hella dumb.
I am also 100% sure it is not Magnum PI, Miami Vice, and other super famous shows. The show I'm looking for is much more obscure than that. I am checking every single answer and browsing the similar shows suggested by imdb too! So far no luck :(
That's it!
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- It was on during the 90s, so was likely made in the 90s but possibly late 80s
- It is about a man in his 30s/40s who used to be a criminal but now works for the good guys (Police? Some agency?)
- Location: somewhere with beaches, tropical weather, palm trees, etc.
- The man has brown hair with Titanic Leo haircut, is slim, wears hawaian shirts (yes he may actually be in hawaii but I'm not sure) or plain ones but no tshirts, is tanned but white
- There's a good deal of fighting bad guys near water: in boats, on piers, etc. I think it's a procedural, one episode one baddie
- There's a side character who's his handler or something similar, who wears (white?) hats and linen, definite big colonialist energy fashion-wise
- The credits have a song in it, it's typical 80s on the rock-ish side and the singer is male
- The colour palette is a bit like Magnum PI but less vaporwave and a bit more sepia
I am also 100% sure it is not Magnum PI, Miami Vice, and other super famous shows. The show I'm looking for is much more obscure than that. I am checking every single answer and browsing the similar shows suggested by imdb too! So far no luck :(
That's it!