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2024.05.14 23:59 PurpleMNinja My story on how I became the Six sympathizer that I am

Several days ago on Tumblr u/Aly0151 asked me:
So how'd you get into the Little Nightmares franchise? What made Six your favorite character?
And I answered it (though it wound up being longer than I'd prefer) and thought I'd copy and paste it here too so the Six Defence Squad can know a little more about me. Also, just to clarify, I don't have any of the games, so I haven't played any of them, so everything I know about them is from reading posts and watching videos:
That’s a bit of a tough question, since it’ll test my memory.
I think I heard of LN and learned a bunch of stuff about it from a video called 107 facts about Little Nightmares, and that video included the 2017 comics, so I was able to know about their existence fairly quickly. Plus I misremembered a part of the video and thought that Six’s name was something like Eliza, lol. The video also included pointing out Shadow Six though I didn’t remember it at the time and when someone pointed out “look on top of the table” of the Nome hunger scene, I thought it was the silhouette of the Lady’s head, so I thought that the Lady was there, knowing what was happening in the room and possibly made Six eat the Nome. Especially since she is seen entering the elevator a moment afterwards. And when I saw the secret ending of LN2, I was like “What? Why is there a shadowy copy of Six now?”. I saw Tericho’s “is Six a villain or victim?” Video and he showed one of the moments where Shadow Six appeared in LN1 and I was like “What?! She was in the first game too?!”. Rewatching the 107 facts video, it confirmed the existence of Shadow Six in the first game.
And I don’t remember who, maybe GamingBeaver, I learned some more about the events of the game, and I saw play throughs of LN1 and got to know the events of the game. And when I watched a video on the events of LN1, it of course was the classic “Six is the Lady’s daughter” conclusion (before the devs debunked it). Though I do like AUs where the Lady and Six are mother and daughter. And it was TheLeaderboard's videos of what happens in each part of the DLCs that informed me of what happened in RK's journey.
I think my interest in LN fizzled out a little until GamingBeaver made his video on the ending of VLN, so I thankfully was able to learn of RCG and a piece of Six’s story that a bunch of the fandom doesn’t know about even to this day. So I got to know a little more about Six.
Then some time passed and I somehow heard of LN2 being in development and was excited about it. And I didn’t find out of when it was released until a couple months after its release. I saw and watched GamingBeaver’s video about the story of LN2 and that’s where I learned of the “Six is the Lady” theory that I despise so much. And I watched CoryKenshi’s play through of it to learn more about the events of that game, and I’m still bitter about how he so easily dumped Sasha Six in favour of Baggy and that he denied that Six is a kid just trying to survive and even reprimanded her for “doing this to all of these people”, you know, the people who tried to kill or eat her. I’m still bitter at CoryKenshi for that.
I’ve been really into LN since the release of the second game and I’m still into it currently.
As for the girl in question, I think she’s my favourite protagonist mostly because she was the one I was introduced to first.
It took me a bit to realise that Six doesn’t have anything visible on her legs, so I got scared that she might not be wearing anything underneath the raincoat, but then I watched Crazy Cowboy’s video “Funny Chef Six” and it contained this official PNG of Six:
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I spotted the white shorts (though I thought they were yellow at first) and felt relieved that she does have other clothes on under the raincoat. And VLN and LN2 reinforced that fact.
Then VLN and LN2 added more to her story and character, which made me like her even more.
And after LN2 came out and time passed after that, I myself went through character development with judging Mono and Six. At first I didn’t want to believe that Six was selfish and sadistic (which Beaver said she was in his video) and I blamed everything on Mono, but later GamerSault made his “Who is Six?” video (which is private now 😞) where he talked about Six’s selfish side but he d*idn’t *demonize her for it, and I also saw a long but great comment on that video where they compared the sh*tty treatment Six gets from the fandom to the sh*tty treatment Chara gets from the Undertale fandom. These two things helped me accept that Six does have a selfish side, though I still don’t believe that she’s sadistic, especially considering the hypocrisy from the fans when Mono does similar things that gets Six labeled as sadistic for, but he does them to a bigger extent and often did them first.
I don’t place all the blame on Mono anymore, but I still do vehemently sympathize with Six. One because I spent my teen years watching Mr Enter’s Animated Atrocities - where I got my strong sense of justice from - and two, I think I slightly see myself in Six. Call me petty or childish but I relate to Six in the way that her efforts are swept under the rug. Back in school, in P.E we were doing a little exercise where we repeatedly go into the starting position that athletes go into for sprinting, and for some reason we were put into pairs for this. I was paired with someone who apparently had something wrong with her legs so she couldn’t go into the ‘sprint start’ position (understandable), so she decided that I had to do it for her turns as well as mine (not understandable). And when I tried to refuse (I couldn't stand up for myself back then, plus the pose is uncomfortable for me) she just whined "BuT yOu HaVe To". And another time in college, we had to design a magazine front cover for a bricklaying competition and I think I misheard the lecturer because everyone made 6 different covers, while ended up making 12, because I thought that’s how many we had to make. Both of these instances I did literally twice as much work as everyone else, but my efforts were not acknowledged or compensated at all. It's a loose and very specific connection between me and Six, but it's still a connection, so I think I feel some resentment when the fandom does the same thing but far, far worse to Six.
So yeah. Sorry for the long read, but this is how I got into Little Nightmares and why I'm a really strong defender of Six.
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2024.05.11 05:46 Jaded_Nek0 AITA for letting my husband embarrass himself?

before I start....... HUGE FAN and fellow Canadian <3
now let me give you some back story.. I am canadian ... my husband is american.. ..... let me say he is a lovely person, good provider and good father... BUT.... ohhhh..... is he special... just... so special... he especially likes to make those awful "Canadian jokes" the.. "ohhh maple syrup lol..." Loonies and Toonies blah blah blah Mounties, beavers and incorrectly used "Eh" etc etc etc... every single completely stupid Canadian nonsense anecdote (literally every Canadian KNOWS what I`m talking about and have had a run in with one of these sorts.. so let me be clear..... y`all Americans bring this on yourselves lol.)
before i got pregnant the "Canadian jokes" were tolerable... but ma`am.... i have limits... also.... i hold a grudge... so all through my pregnancy i was filling my petty potot sack with all the recklessly insensitive and frankly stupid af comments and jokes about my country. (side note he is Korean American important for later)
Let me set the scene ..... one fine day.. my super special husband... (did i mention how special? important for later).. picks up our (at the time) 8 month old daughter and says...
-"do you smell that?" ..."if you smell it you change it".. "no no its not that shes dry and clean" ... "then why would i care?" .... "she smells funny.. like sweet.." .... " .... oooookaaaaaay...? and?" .... "it kinda smells like maple syrup.." .... " ..... *waits in Spanish*...... " .."why does she smell like maple syrup? is it because she`s Canadian?" ...
friends... FRIENDS!!! i knew it... it was time..... come to mama petty potot sack we have business...
...." did you not know? feel free to ask other Canadians if you don`t believe your own nose.." .. the look of pure magic in his eyes y`all... i almost felt bad and changed my mind but then he opened his special mouth again and says "you must not smell like maple anymore cause you`re old" .... Questo figlio di puttana.... yeah naw... you goin down.. i said NOTHING else and walked into the kitchen...
months go by .... LITERALLY SHE WAS A OVER YEAR OLD... and he was still set that she was maple scented because she was half Canadian..
now you may be curious ... why did the baby smell like maple? well.... one afternoon we were getting ready to go out and the baby had run out of snack puffs. Dad picks up the snack cup and asks where the container is to refill it... once he found it he takes a big whiff and notices the MAPLE flavored baby snacks... that shes been eating.... for months.... that he buys.... that he feeds her... every day... FOR MONTHS!! and didnt notice... "hey... how long has she been eating these?" .. "whatever the jar says its safe to have till today why? ... "jar says 8months and up" ..... "thats your answer then" .... " ....is this why she smells like maple?" .... its time friends... this might be the part where I`m the as**ole for sure...
"what the hell are you talking about?" .... "you told me Canadians have maple scented babies!" ... "I did absolutely no such thing! that`s insane! do Korean babies smell like kimchi? be serious"... "yeah you did! when i asked you if Canadian babies smell like maple you said they did!" .... "no i did not! i told you to go ask other Canadians!" .... "I DID!! THEY SAID THEY DO!" ..."wait what?!" .... "yeah i was at the airport and this Canadian couple was asking for directions to the terminal and I mentioned the new baby and about the maple smell and they said yeah all Canadian babies smell like maple till they stop drinking milk from a Canadian mother."
I have never been more amused and proud to be Canadian, Merci brethren <3
so apparently this happened more than once and any time he did in fact "ask another Canadian" they went along with it... no question.. no judgment.. not even remotely letting him in on the joke.. so because of that he had been going around telling the other Americans this amazing and magical knowledge that Canadian babies are maple scented.
GLORIOUS!
side note
Yes we are still married (13yrs daughter is now 6) No im not sorry and he still cannot live it down at work.
LOVE YOU CHARLOTTE <3
ps. i adore how thirsty Mike is for you on his posts.
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2024.05.09 18:09 TodohPractitioner Happy Tree Friends Is Shit (Remake)

This show gets an F on a A+ to F scale. I wish there was a grade lower. But let that be a sign of things to come, because you’ll see why.
Contrary to what people in the original post thought, my biggest issue with the show isn’t even the gore. Mortal Kombat X is my favorite Mortal Kombat game, and Elfen Lied is currently my favorite Seinen manga. So what’s the problem, you might ask. Why am I not shitting on those for having gore? Easy. It’s the fact that this pathetic excuse for a show has ZERO story, writing, and characters. I could probably make a book a thousand times longer than whatever the longest book in the world is explaining why that’s a problem, and why this show is shit, but I’ve got bigger fish to fry.
I don’t think the show itself knows how repetitive, offensive, juvenile, mean-spirited, unfunny, and senseless it is. It’s pathetic and out of touch. It’s the same dumb unfunny crap every single fucking episode. Is the chicken crossed the road joke funny after the millionth time? I don’t see how anyone could like this show unless if they have severe mental problems, and don’t understand nor speak a single language. You’d also have to be one of those people who legitimately believes the sun is a planet, and the Earth is flat. If so, go get help ASAP. If you made Albert Einstein watch this show, that’s literally the most evil thing you could do to a human being that’s smart. You’re insulting his high intelligence by making him watch this crap.
I don’t care if it’s only three minutes long. So what? I’ve seen YouTube videos that are equally as long or shorter that have a story and characters. Annoying Orange is only a few minutes long yet that has a story and characters. So you have zero fucking excuse. This show shouldn’t even be three minutes long to begin with. If it’s gonna be an official show, then it should be at least eleven minutes of character development and storytelling. The show should be like Breaking Bad. The show is extremely repetitive, disgusting, juvenile, unfunny, retarded, offensive, mean-spirited, and a complete waste of animation potential. Im repeating myself because I want to emphasize how repetitive the show is.
The character designs are horrendous and hurt my eyes. They look like they were made on Microsoft Paint. They’re all lazily designed, as well as copied and pasted. I can and have done a better job designing characters both on a piece of paper and on Microsoft Paint. The nastiest houses in the TV Show Hoarders are much nicer looking. Diarrhea is much nicer looking. Not to mention the characters aren’t even characters. They have no personality, are all stupid, and don’t talk, only speak in this incredibly whiny, incomprehensible baby noise that hurts my ears. The characters are just as much as characters as much as a piece of plastic. My non existent pet Tyrannosaurus rex with arthritis and cancer that is mute has a personality. Lighting McQueen, a car, a thing that isn’t alive has a personality. Groot, a literal piece of wood, has a personality. A dirty diaper has a personality. I’d rather look at diarrhea and have a million fire alarms at full volume go off next to my ears.
But guys, another thing that grinds my gears is that this show also has pedophilia. No joke, the adults in the show are dating kids, and even making out with them. There’s also necrophilia; in one episode where the characters turn into zombies, the yellow rabbit and pink thing are kissing. But there’s a ton of unanswered questions. Where’s the rest of the parents of these characters? How does the guy in ice move, eat, etc. if he’s dead? Why does the yellow rabbit wear slippers? Why do these characters have such stupid and immature names that sound like a fucking preschooler named them if adults made the show? How does that one beaver do stuff if he has no hands? How does the mole guy do stuff if he’s blind? How do these characters come back the next episode if they were killed? But my biggest question, how the fuck is this a show? There’s zero characters or story. Anyone like me who’s highly educated and intelligent will know this show is bottom of the barrel garbage that is a complete waste of time. I can’t believe I even watched most of the episodes of this crap. I was hoping what I was watching was some kind of pilot or something of something like Breaking Bad. But nope. What a letdown.
The fact that this show was made let alone considered reminds me of something Ian Malcom said in the first Jurassic Park movie. “You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.” The people who made this garbage clearly should’ve listened to him.
To make actual garbage you’d find in a trash can look good in comparison is one thing, but to make the Cartoon Network show The Problem Solverz look like the Mona Lisa in comparison is another. At least The Problem Solverz was so shitty, it’s funny, and it doesn’t piss me off. This show is even worse than Velma. At least Velma has a story and characters.
I had to jump through hoops to calm myself down from watching this pile of pig shit. It was arduous. It doesn’t just piss me off. My lungs felt like they were getting squeezed, I was sweaty, I wanted to scream, and I wanted to throw my iPad at the damn wall. I’ve never been bothered by such incompetence, immaturity, and laziness in my whole life, and it deserves nothing but scorn.
I wish I was Thanos, or had the Dragon Balls. I would do anything to have this show’s mere existence disappear forever. I would shove glass up my genitals. I would go through the electric chair. I would jump off of Mount Everest. I would rather play E.T. Atari than to watch this crap again.
But yeah. I’ve wasted enough time on watching this crap. I’m not watching more, since there’s zero point. The same thing is gonna happen, and unless if there’s some major overhaul where there’s actually characters and story, then this show can eat a dick.
This is undoubtedly the worst cartoon I’ve watched, and definitely the worst web series I’ve watched. It needs to be completely reworked and have some actual story and characters in order to even be remotely worthy of praise from me, if not, then permanently erased from existence.
To call this show a diarrhea mountain on fire is accurate and appropriate. Fuck this show.
Ian Malcom: “That is one big pile of shit.”
Me: https://youtu.be/XANntta67T4?si=tDsRxo86h8sXXnau
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2024.05.09 04:13 iamajudgycunt The Woo Daily (5/9/24)

The Woo Daily (5/9/24)
Thursday May 9th, 2024
Lemuria (Roman))
waxing moon in Gemini
color – crimson
incense – balsam
symbols – amulets and protective sigils
themes – protection, ghosts, grounding
goddessSecuritas
  • Securitas protects not just individuals but empires when called upon, promoting stability.
  • Romans believed lemures were ghosts so once a year they put them to rest by tossing beans behind them nine times.
  • -Name a handful of beans after your “ghost”, toss them behind you in an open area and walk away.
  • Eat leek soup to keep spirits away!
  • Make a Securitas amulet for protection against spirits.
  • Take any or all of the following and bind them in a white cloth with red wool: sandalwood, sage, violet, or peach pit, and as you tie the wool say,
“Securitas' power lies inside.
Where this amulet sits, no ghosts may abide”.
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Nine of Swords (upright)
The readings moving forward are going to be mildly different. I've been trying to do a collective and realize I need to do what Cindy does and make it about me. Today was reaching capacity for me, in every facet. Look at this card. Does this person look fucking thrilled to be awake? Let alone under the weight of nine massive ass swords? No. This is the card of anxiety and hopelessness and despair and I feel every inch of it today. They come with a warning though, that I do my best to heed – do not self medicate with drugs and alcohol. I am a raging alcoholic and I know drinking will not help, so I'm choosing not to. Reaching out during times of despair, even when it seems impossible, is critical. I got both my psychiatrist and therapist to meet with me today and have set up multiple appointments for next week, a potential new med plan moving forward and taking one second at a damn time. While this card gives me the heebie jeebies all around, I also know that facts aren't feelings and if I can always manage to scrounge up some gratitude because perspective is choice. Meditation is a must, always, but more so now than ever. Grounding. Breathing. I need to tether myself. It's a small community here but if anyone out there is suffering from anxiety, migraines, insomnia, general life bullshittery – you're not alone.

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Be well and do good!
May correspondences:
stones – agate, emerald, carnelian
animals – beaver, cow, elk
flower – lily of the valley
deities – Aphrodite, Dionysus, Gaia, Horus, Osiris
zodiac - Taurus
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2024.05.08 18:32 hallach_halil Undrafted free agents from 2024 who could make an early impact:

Undrafted free agents from 2024 who could make an early impact:
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The 2024 NFL Draft has come and gone, as we wrap up our extensive coverage of this stage of the league calendar. Before we sort of transition over into the final stages of discussing how teams have built up their rosters, discussing how the new additions fit in across my divisional draft and roster review series starting next week, I wanted to show some love to a few players who didn’t actually hear their names called over the course of the weekend in Detroit.
Just last year, I called out Bears quarterback Tyson Bagent, who ended up starting four games, Vikings linebacker Ivan Pace Jr., who was a borderline Pro Bowl performer, and Buccaneers defensive back Christian Izien, who was their quasi-starter in the slot. So there’s always still talent to be found once the draft is wrapped up and while opportunity has to be taken into account here, in the right situation there are UDFAs that could play significant roles as early as this season, even if it’s not in a starting capacity necessarily.
Here are some names, who I believe are capable of contributing and are in a situation where they could get a chance to do so:
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RB DeShaun Fenwick, Oregon State – New England Patriots

This was actually one of the first players I wrote about during this pre-draft process, when I outlined him as one of the biggest standouts from the 2024 college all-star events, having watched him consistency showing up in positive ways during East-West Shrine Bowl practices. Funnily enough, I talked a lot about what Fenwick did during one-on-ones as a receiver in that piece, considering he only hauled in 30 passes across 50 career games between South Carolina and Oregon State. You saw him detach from guys down the field on corner and streak routes, but really what stood out was his attention to detail in that regard, altering tempo, throwing in rocker-steps and freezing the feet of guys covering him. Along with that, he has clearly worked on his technique as a pass-protector, erasing the space to blitzer and striking them with a tight punch. As a runner, he plays up to his size at 6’1”, 220 pounds as a battering ram RB2 for the Beavers paired up with what could be a top-ten back in next year’s class in Damien Martinez. However, while the ran a lot inside and outside zone there, I also really like Fenwick’s projection into more of a gap-scheme oriented approach, thanks to how well he can press creases vertically, make subtle adjustments to get to the opposite edge after blockers after forcing guys on the second level to commit and get skinny through tight creases despite his size.
So as I consider what this Patriots offense could look like under their new leadership, I think this is a back that could fit very well. Coming over from Cleveland, I expect offensive coordinator Alex Van Pelt to re-commit to a more downhill-oriented approach, considering the pieces they have on the O-line outside of maybe former first-round pick left guard Cole Strange, when they seemingly wanted to dabble more in the wide zone meta we saw across the NFL. While they did bring in Antonio Gibson as more of a receiving option and someone who can provide some big-play potential, I think he’s someone you want to take mental processing off the table as more of a one-cut-and-go zone runner. Yet, Rhamondre Stevenson for as an even slightly bigger back then Fenwick, has some pretty sweet feet to navigate around points of pressure and pace himself as he sets up pulling linemen. As a fifth-year player, I think the former Oregon State RB can operate in a similar mold, even though I don’t like him as much when he gets out to the perimeter and utilizes blockers in space, while lacking that extra gear to pull away from the pursuit. However, he can take some of the load off the starter with his willingness to drop his pads and have a cumulative effect on the defense taking those kinds of blows. Paired with that, for a rookie he can also be useful taking on pass-pro reps and only dropped two of 32 catchable targets in his career with consistent overhand technique. Neither JaMychal Hasty nor Ke’Shawn Vaugh have really established themselves as committee options and Kevin Harris, who the Pats drafted two years ago with a similar profile, has only been active in nine games and touched the ball 37 times.
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WR Isaiah Williams, Illinois – Detroit Lions

Someone I didn’t bring up as a player who emerged from the college all-star circuit but had a solid Shrine Bowl week himself, was Isaiah Williams. Formerly recruited as a four-star dual-threat quarterback, he made the transition to catching passes three years ago and while Illinois put the ball in his hands to hit his fellow receivers a few times during stretch, he put up just under 1100 yards and five touchdowns on 94 touches this past season, earning himself first-team All-Big Ten accolades. However, the reason not him but teammate Casey Washington actually got drafted is that Williams that he’s on the smaller end at 5’9”, 180 pounds and ran a 4.63 at the combine. To me, unless you look at the former as a pure special teamer, the NFL clearly took the wrong guy here. Wiliams is highly elusive off the line with subtle shifts or more violent sticks to gain positioning on the release, putting the defender in trail technique off the snap pretty much and then he plays so much faster than hos 40-time would indicate, to where you see him rapidly get on top of guys with that burst in slot fades. He can accelerate through his cuts, packs some effective swipe-moves to create separation against tighter coverage at the break-point and consistently was friendly to his quarterback. His drop rate is a little higher (7.0%) than you’d like to see and his contested-catch rate (35.3%) lower, but he shows no hesitation of extending for the ball in traffic and you love what he provides after the catch. He already has that lower center of gravity to be efficient with his transitions and make more dramatic moves in the open field, but he also shows the balance to pull through wraps, forcing 51 missed tackles across 164 combined catches over the last two seasons.
So I look at this Lions depth chart, they just locked up Amon-Ra St. Brown as their “power slot extraordinaire”, they hope former first-round pick Jameson Williams can build on some of the flashes late last season as a field-stretcher and Kalif Raymond is back for a fourth season in Detroit as someone who’s averaged 560 yards per year with them and has been their designated punt returner. However, beyond that, you’re looking at Donovan Peoples-Jones, who they traded a sixth-round pick to Cleveland for, but only averaged just over six offensive snaps outside of a meaningless week 18 game. I kind of liked Antoine Green as a seventh-round pick for them last year, who was this vertical ball-winner for North Carolina, because they didn’t really have that skill-set outside of maybe Marvin Jones Jr. – who’s now off the roster – but the then-rookie only caught one pass for two yards. The only other receiver currently on the roster anybody would even recognize by name is former Saint Tre’Quan Smith, who was bouncing between practice squads and was only active for one game last year. So there’s a pretty good chance Isaiah Williams makes it through final cuts as this team’s WR5 at least. He provides the YAC skills that this team is somewhat lacking and can be an extension of this run game, just like he was for the Fighting Illini, being a fly sweep threats, running backside bubbles or just creating microwave offense on screens.
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WR Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint, Georgia – Washington Commanders

Sticking with the wide receiver position, we’re looking at quite a different profile to Isaiah Williams with this 6’1”, 205-pound Georgia wideout. Rosemy-Jacksaint was four-star recruit in 2020, who struggled to work his way onto the field for a deep Bulldogs receiving corp, with just 11 catches over his first two years. He became a bigger part of the rotation in 2022 (29-337-two touchdowns), but really established himself as a senior, turning 34 grabs into 535 yards and four TDs. I first became aware of this player during Senior Bowl practices, but I actually didn’t love what I saw there. In a setting that favors shifty separators, who can take advantage of the extended space provided to them during one-on-ones, his routes became somewhat predictable with no deceptive speed and footwork alternations. That’s not saying I didn’t also see him come out of his front-loaded staggered stance without any wasted movement and didn’t like how he was able to violently stick his foot in the ground for sharp transitions as a bigger body-type, along with catching the first touchdown on gameday through contact. Going to the tape, I thought he was very disciplined with his route-stems, snapped off curls well and I really appreciated his play-strength, battling for positioning, defeating leverage of defenders and nudging them off at the top of routes. You combine that with big, natural hands (zero drops on 98 targets over the past two seasons), large catch-radius with those 33-inch arms and competitiveness with the ball in air, hauling in seven of 11 contested targets last year.
However, what really made me buy in with Rosemy-Jacksaint and what I think the Commander coaching staff will fall in love with is what he provides as a blocker. Works up to off-corners under good control and is able to latch his hands inside their frame at a high rate. You can deploy him in closer splits, cracking back on safeties, getting a tight grip on the point-man of bunches or even pinning edge defenders inside on plays out to the perimeter. And you see this guy’s hands stay attached until the echo of the whistle a lot of times to take defenders for a ride. Is there anybody this profile reminds you of, thinking about what new GM Adam Peters had in San Francisco? – Jauan Jennings is who came to mind for me. Just like the Niner’s dirty-work receiver and chain-mover, the question with the former Bulldog is the long speed, backed up by running an abysmal 4.81 at Georgia’s pro day. I’m not aware of any off-field concerns, which led to Jennings going undrafted, who I believe offered more after the catch. Washington’s offense will have a much more spread-out look than San Francisco of course with the combination of OC Kliff Kingsbury and second overall pick Jayden Daniels, but to complement a smaller receiving corp that will likely rely on the guy they selected 100th overall in Luke McCaffrey – who I believe is still learning the intricacies of the position – I think as a big slot and role player to help get the run game off the ground, I think Rosemy-Jacksaint has a good chance to make the roster. Assuming they’re looking at different options for the return game, this guy offers more on offense than Dax Milne.
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TE Dallin Holker, Colorado State – New Orleans Saints

One of the more surprising players from this list who ultimately didn’t get picked as part of a fairly underwhelming tight-end class is Dallin Holker. There were only 12 guys who got selected altogether, but I had him just inside my personal top-ten. That was more of a reflection of the quality of the group overall, as I only saw five TEs inside my top-100 while everybody else had some clear warts. For Holker, he wasn’t asked to line up next to the tackle or would create displacement in the run game, while as a receiver he would tip off defenders by drifting during his route stems, he ran a 4.78 at 241 pounds at the combine and he’s not the most natural at contorting his body for off-target grabs. With that being said, there is plenty of good with the second-team All-American, who just put up career-highs across the board in catches (64), yards (767) and touchdowns (six). I thought his actual game speed was a lot better than what he was timed up, watching him gain a step on guys up the seams or racking up yards after the catch when hauling in passes on the run. Holker can also drop his hips and create space for himself and generally navigates well around ancillary zone defenders to find openings. He tracks the deep ball well over either shoulder, not losing focus with someone on his hip, and generally does a good job taking advantage of his large frame to shield the ball and absorb contact, as well as being flexible enough to pluck passes below his knees. As a blocker, you’re best served to utilize him on the move, whether that’s sifting across the formation, inserting against linebackers or covering up bodies in space when you try to get the ball out towards the sideline.
One of the keys to Holker not at least getting a call late on day three is that he didn’t leave the greatest impression during Shrine Bowl week, with a couple of semi-drops with contact and not approaching the ball optimally. However, I didn’t notice that as a general issue for him and as he acclimates to a higher level of competition, I think he has a place on an NFL roster as someone who can earn opportunities by being a reliable target who will fight for extra yardage, and he even lined up some at fullback during team sessions of those aforementioned practices. As I consider how he might fit in with the Saints specifically, I’m looking at a fantasy sleeper from a year ago in Juwan Johnson who didn’t match his prior production in a more prominent role, Foster Moreau as someone who they limited to an underneath option in terms of the pass game and whatever you want to define Taysom Hill as. Whether the latter is on the roster or not, with Klint Kubiak now taking over play-calling duties I’m expecting a fair share of multi-TE sets and could see Holker earn a role as an H-back on early downs and someone with alignment versatility in defined dropback settings.
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IOL Drake Nugent, Michigan – San Francisco 49ers

Moving on to the offensive line now, I saw a path where teams would pass on Drake Nugent compared to see more impressive physical profiles on day three, but I was still shocked to see him go undrafted entirely. Depending on what you count some of these tackle/guard flex options as, there were between 25 and 30 interior O-linemen selected overall. For me, Nugent was IOL18, even though I acknowledge that he may be considered a center only at 6’1”, right around 300 pounds with pretty small hands. After barely seeing the field his first two years in college, he started all 39 games between Stanford and Michigan over the past three years, earning first-team All-Big Ten accolades and helping pave the way for a national championship as the replacement for another highly-regarded transfer at the pivot in Olu Oluwatimi. Nugent definitely lacks some size and length, to where you don’t see him just overwhelming nose-tackles at the point of attack or stun interior rushers with his punch. However, he wins as a run-blocker with great technique and naturally built-in leverage, being able to execute down- and back-blocks as part of the Wolverines’ gap schemes where they pulled their guards a lot, but he’s also very capable of getting his hips around to reach-block first-level defenders or secure moving targets climbing off combos. As a pass-protector, he operates with good flexion at his hips, knees and ankles in order to protect a firm interior of the pocket despite only being around 300 pounds. He consistently fits his hands underneath the chest of rushers, showcases impressive reactionary quicks to mirror active movers and is able to guide crossing linebackers or loopers off track at a high rate.
Considering what Kyle Shanahan and company value in terms of the offensive line – particularly at the center position – I think Nugent fits those qualifications very well. While the rest of the measurements aren’t as intriguing, he put up borderline elite agility numbers at the combine and you see that short-area quickness on tape as well. Michigan didn’t run a whole lot of outside zone, because the guys around the pivot were much more power-based and they’d mash people inside, creating extra gaps with their guards being used as pullers. However, I think Nugent can absolutely get to the play-side shoulder of shades and 2i-technique, wall off bodies on the second level and then has the lateral movement skills to slide in front of blitzers with how much 5-0 protections San Francisco runs, because they want to get five eligibles out in the pattern. Outside of their starter Jake Brendel, the only guy under contract who has really snapped the ball in the NFL is Jon Feliciano, who they brought in third-round pick Dominick Puni (Kansas) to compete for the starting gig at right guard for most likely. So I’m not sure if the Michigan standout makes the active roster week one, but if Brendel misses any time and Feliciano wins that position battle, he may end up starting at center or at least be your primary backup. And I can see a world where Puni starts a few contests at right tackle as well (after he played on the blindside for the Jayhawks), which would open up further opportunities.
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IOL Kinglsey Eguakun, Florida – Detroit Lions

You’ll see a couple of other teams make the list with two potential impact UDFAs, but Detroit is the only one with multiple guys on one side of the ball, as I could see both wide receiver Isaiah Williams and Florida’s starting center over the last three years make the cut. What probably hurt him in this process is the fact that he was lost a month into the 2023 season with an ankle injury and he also didn’t work out at the combine due to tight hamstrings. However, we did see him perform at the Senior Bowl and I thought he had a really nice week. What stands out right away as we compare him to Michigan’s Drake Nugent for example is that he may not even be a full ten pounds heavier, but Eguakun presents a much denser build. Thanks to that, combined with throwing out a nice snatch-trap move a couple of times, his ability to anchor against power-rushers and put people on the ground when they get off balance, made him a very effective pass-protector. On 145 pass-blocking snaps last season, he was only charged with one sack and five additional pressures. In the run game, he has some impressive reps on tape executing different assignment on zone concepts, whether he’s latching and sustaining against D-linemen deep into the play-clock, overtaking/folding underneath on combos or shove scraping linebackers past the target. And for what that more squatty build might suggest, he’s pretty effective with getting to further extended landmarks and secure bodies in space.
With that being said, I did have a few other names ahead of Eguakun in my IOL rankings and he certainly has his flaws. Whether that’s not always bending at his knees and bringing his feet along as a run-blocker, his hands generally sliding to high in both facets and needing to gear up the level of activity in his hand-usage to battle interior pass-rushers. Combining those issues, he was penalized an insane 31(!) times across 1029 total snaps these last three years combined. Nevertheless, not only do I believe those issues are fixable down the road with the right coaching, but I also look at a pretty clear path to earn the backup center job and provide value as someone who can probably jump in at guard as well. Right now, with Graham Glasgow expected to jump in at left guard for Jonah Jackson, who just left in free agency, the only other O-linemen on this roster currently are Colby Sorsdal, who they selected in the fifth round as a developmental tackle out of William & Mary last year, the guy they surprised us with in the fourth round of this draft out of the University of British Columbia, who is also looked at as a guy who isn’t NFL-ready but has intriguing athletic tools, and former Boston College guard Christian Mahogany, who went a good 100 picks later than I expected late in the sixth round due to some medical concerns. None of those have experience at the pivot and otherwise there’s no other drafted player on this roster. Depending on if Detroit signs another free agent on the tertiary market, I see a good chance for Eguakun to make it through cuts.
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EDGE Gabriel Murphy, UCLA – Minnesota Vikings

Nobody hit a bigger homerun on the undrafted free agent market last year than the Vikings. I heard the concerns around linebacker Ivan Pace Jr. coming out of Cincinnati and thought he’d go later than where I valued him, considering he was my 90th overall prospect, but when he landed with defensive coordinator Brian Flores in Minnesota, I immediately thought he’d be an impact starter, and he ended up playing at a fringe Pro Bowl level. This time around, they brought in a player I considered a fourth-round prospect but had some similar concerns based on length. His 30.5-inch arms place him in the sixth-percentile, although the rest of his measurables and athletic testing all basically were in the upper third for the position. Now, that does create some issues when he’s in those close combats against offensive tackles in both facets and you didn’t really see him be asked to stack-and-shed on the edge in the run game, as he was more so allowed to “make plays”. However, there are flashes of him even lining up at three-technique and anchoring against down-block, plus he just has a knack for swiping away the hands of offensive linemen and disrupting the backfield. What you really bring him in for however is that he can probably contribute early on already as a pass-rusher. He effectively sets up cross-chops and beats guys laterally with almost “euro-step”-like footwork. Murphy shows a great feel for the weight-distribution of blockers and has the versatility to move along the front, creating issues on the interior with his quickness. Playing along a loaded D-line at UCLA last season certainly helped, but he racked up 62 QB pressures across 355 pass-rush snaps last season.
Looking at Minnesota’s EDGE situation, they basically swapped out long-time veteran Danielle Hunter for a younger version in Jonathan Greenard coming off a career-year at the end of his rookie deal in Houston. Unlike many suspected them having to trade away both their first-round picks for a quarterback in the top-five, they were able to move up to 17th overall to pair quarterback J.J. McCarthy with what many regarded as EDGE1 in Alabama’s Dallas Turner. And they did sign former Dolphin Andrew Van Ginkel to a back-loaded two-year, 20-million-dollar contract, in part due to DC Brian Flores’ familiarity with him. However, while Jihad Ward is currently listed as an outside linebacker, at 290 pounds you’re not really going to ask him to drop into coverage, which they do a lot in a system that either brings six or only three, being very extreme-oriented. Other than that, it’s down to Pat Jones, who just played a career-high in snaps but more out of necessity and he didn’t grade out particularly well, and a developmental guy in Andre Carter who they picked up as a UDFA from Army last year and primarily was used on special teams. As I consider who can give you the most production on passing downs right now, Murphy at the very least comes in fifth in that pecking order. So I think he could be used as a spinner over the center and be valued due to his sudden hands to quickly win those one-on-ones Flores generates.
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IDL Fabien Lovett, Florida State – Kansas City Chiefs

While they’ve made more investments recently, the Chiefs have a history of finding quality contributors on the defensive line late in the draft and as part of the UDFA market. They signed an edge rusher that I think could give them some snaps as part of the rotation with his urgent, violent style of play in Charlotte’s Eyabi Okie-Anoma. Yet, I want to focus on the big bear they added in the middle from Florida State. Lovett was tied for tenth in my interior D-line rankings and I thought his skill-set was worthy of investing an early day three pick in him. In terms of owning his space and sliding off blocks in run defense, he was up there with anybody outside of Texas’ massive T’Vondre Sweat as a guy playing between the guard. What I always said about him was that he had an innate feel for where pressure was being applied from and how to counter it, as he dealt with double-teams. Yet, his ability to lock out against soloes and then how slippery he is at disengaging and eating up the ball-carrier is equally impressive. Now, he doesn’t offer a whole lot of pop out of his stance and short-area twitchiness to be a legit part of a third-down package in the NFL, but he does have some dominant snaps of putting guards or centers on skates when left one-on-one and his level of activity with his hands is commendable for a guy at 6’4”, nearly 320 pounds.
As a sixth-year senior who some people may look like as a two-down player, it’s understandable that the league may value other guys above him, but there’s no way he should’ve gone undrafted entirely. Considering how Kansas City has treated their defensive front, these types of players like Derrick Nnadi, Mike Pennel and others have been valuable contributors. Especially this past season, we saw them run the second-highest rate of base defense and generally they go fairly depth into their depth chart with that position group, to keep guys healthy and give them quality snaps. So while those names I mentioned are still under contract, I think there’s definitely a path to playing time for Lovett since they value those early-phase run stoppers. This guy can occupy bodies to allow their linebackers to run freely, as they just some speed with the departure of Willie Gay Jr., but when they mug someone like Leo Chenal up and create even numbers up front, his ability to work off blockers and create quick stops allows them to get to longer downs and be aggressive in their pressure-packages. Yet, when they run more stop-drop coverages, Lovett can stay on the field and contribute as a pocket-pusher or someone who frees up lanes by pulling multiple bodies with him. I think he makes that roster or at the very least is one of the first call-ups from the practice squad, and he stands out as people watch the All-22 in DecembeJanuary.
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LB Easton Gibbs, Wyoming – Seattle Seahawks

Moving on to the second level of the defense, there wasn’t as obvious a choice at linebacker as last year, but there still a few guys I could see making rosters, at least if they are significant contributors on special teams. One of those names become keen of was the last in line of some quality Wyoming LBs in Easton Gibbs. I first laid my eyes on him during Shrine Bowl week, especially in terms one-on-one reps vs. the running backs in coverage. He displayed quick feet to redirect with opponents and kept them in front of him, to where even if he did surrender catches, he would’ve been right there to set the tackle for minimal yardage. He was asked to move over the slot quite a bit during team drills, where he showed the ability to read the eyes of the quarterback as a quasi-overhang, yet he’d toggle back to targets in his vicinity and his play of the week came at the goal-line, undercutting a slant route, where he would’ve been off to the races for a pick-six. On tape, his closing burst as a delayed blitzer or taking off as a spy popped a few tomes, as well as the force to plow through running backs in protection. At 6’1”, 230 pounds, Gibbs presents a pretty dense build, with a wide chest, strong arms and a powerful lower half. He excels at creating leverage and stepping past the hips of linemen in order to circle around for the tackle when the ball is going his way, yet his lateral mobility to track (wide) zone concepts from the backside is equally strong.
Now, Gibbs can be overly concerned with beating blockers to the spot and loses vision on the ball at times, where he runs himself out of the picture. His transitions as a zone-defender and in open field tackling situations can be a little heavy-legged, leading to a missed-tackle rate of 11.6% across three seasons as a starter. So I thought he projected best as a SAM in a defense that utilizes his edge-setting skills and ability to cover tight-ends. That role doesn’t necessarily exist in Mike Macdonald’s system, but I think if paired with more of a rangy player on the second level, he can be a useful piece. That’s where the pairing with former Dolphin Jerome Baker makes a lot of sense, who can be the one that drops out of mugged-up looks and match up with guys out of the backfield as Gibbs is used as a pressure player. As I look at what else they have on the roster, there’s really only Tyrel Dodson in terms of guys with legit NFL experience, who logged two third of his career starts last season (10). Otherwise, they only have 23 total defensive snaps to show for at off-ball backer. Seattle did draft Tyrice Knight out of UTEP in the fourth round, who is a fun player in terms of the violence he plays with, but it also leads to him running himself out of trouble quite regularly at this point. I think there’s an outside chance Gibbs actually wins that second starting gig at inside linebacker and unless they love what one of those other guys provides on teams, he’s at least LB4 for this group.
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CB Josh Wallace, Michigan – Los Angeles Rams

This was an insanely deep corner class and it would surprise a lot of people probably to hear there was actual one more selected (36 total) than at wide receiver, which was the topic of discussion alongside the quarterback all draft season. However, there were still a couple left who didn’t end up hearing their names called, who I expect to battle for roster spots. Josh Wallace is one of those, as someone who spent the first four years of his collegiate career at UMass before transferring to Michigan for his final season of eligibility, where he didn’t intercept any passes but did start 11 of 15 contests, with four PBUs, one fumble forced and two recovered. He’s more so average-sized at 5’11”, 185 pounds, but he plays above that weight-class, where he can bother receivers at the line. When he’s playing straight-up press-technique, Wallace does well to deny receivers to get to the edges of his frame, when he’s allowed to shade inside, he can ride guys into the sideline and then he can stop his momentum pretty well. As a zone defender, he showcases impressive recognition for route combinations, is forceful with his hands to funnel targets towards the safety to his side and generally his awareness for down-and-distance and game situations is excellent. On the negative side, he lacks great twitch at the break-point to erase that window of separation receivers are able to create on him, flipping with vertical releases a step early raises concerns around Wallace’s long speed – backed up by running in the high 4.6s at his pro day – and he’s not really a play-maker with the ball in the air, only intercepting three of 32 total passes defensed in his career.
Having said that, he did have an impressive Shrine Bowl week, stacking over top of routes, forcing guys to widen their stem, without allowing guys to detach on him, at one point coming up with an awesome interception in the end-zone during red-zone one-on-ones, walling off his man, getting his eyes back on the quarterback and diving for the ball. And the big case for him is the physical presence he provides out on the perimeter. This guy steps downhill vs. the run with a purpose and is looking to be the one initiating contact with blockers, then aims low as a tackler and significantly cut down his miss rate this past season against top competition, only missing two of 42 attempts. So while we don’t fully know what the structure of the Rams D will look like under new coordinator Chris Shula, taking over the principles and largely personnel of the previous iteration under Raheem Morris, there’s a pretty clear differentiation between the bigger, more hands-on boundary corners like Tre’Davious White and Derion Kendrick, and the quicker field-side options such as Darious Williams and Cobie Durant. White and Williams coming in as free agents, with Williams having familiarity with L.A. already, are slated to start week one, but I think Wallace could battle Kendrick – who had similar speed concerns, which were even more prevalent on tape – for the backup role on the short side of the field, where he’s asked to disrupt receivers early but doesn’t necessarily stick with them all the way across the field, while having help over the top or inside.
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CB Chigozie Anusiem, Colorado State – Washington Commanders

The other top-30 corner for me who didn’t end up getting selected is someone else I saw early on at Shrine Bowl week but didn’t get to study fully until late in the process. For reference, there were eight guys at that position who got drafted – a couple as early as the fourth round – who I had ranked below Anusiem. Unlike Josh Wallace, I really don’t understand why he ended up not getting taken, since he has even better size at 6’1”, 200 pounds and ran a 4.39 at the Colorado State pro day. A former three-star safety recruit for Cal back in 2018, it took this guy a little bit to find his footing and it took until the final two of his six seasons in college for him to become a fixture in the lineup, once he had transferred to the Rams, where he logged a pick and 12 PBUs across 23 total games. Anusiem operates with good balance and his eyes locked in on the belt of his man from soft-press alignment. He shows the football IQ for what routes to anticipate based on splits and formations, slightly adjusting his technique, and then has 32-and-¼-inch arms to impede to progress of the guy across from him as he commits to the release. He has the wheels to run with just about anybody, his closing burst once receivers try to separate on secondary routes is excellent and then his length allows him to bat down targets others would settle for the tackle on. On 228 snaps in man-coverage over the past two years combined, Anusiem allowed just 12 of 36 targets his way (33.3%) to be completed for 157 yards and one touchdown, while actively forcing nine incompletions. In reality, he might be at his best however playing top-down in quarters and closing on stuff in the flats, where he looks comfortable peaking back at the quarterback, mid-pointing routes and passing along or falling off for targets in his vicinity.
He can definitely get a little too aggressive with wanting to dictate the route development and gets turned the wrong way, leading to some wasted movement – which you saw during Shrine Bowl week against more skilled route-runners – he’s quick to get into that three-quarter turn in deep zone assignments and lose vision of the wideout at times and when he’s attacking downhill against the run, he’s more so just catching ball-carrier, allowing them to drive through him for additional yardage due to his high center of gravity. However, it’s not like he’s missing tackles (just 5.2% of his attempts last season, compared to 6.3% for his entire career) and he’s generally a strong edge-setter, where he’s sliding inside of receivers to create early stops when the ball bounces his way or he punches off receivers with those long limbs, not shying away from sticking his nose in the fan against bigger bodies out on the perimeter. That’s why I thought someone would bet on his traits, teaching him how to hone in his aggressiveness in man-coverage, since he’s pretty reliable against the run from day one. And looking at what new Commanders head coach values from that position, it aligns with a lot that he brings to the table in terms of dictating terms to receivers with a high rate of man-coverage. That’s why they brought in Michael Davis from the Chargers to pair with Benjamin St. Juste, while drafting Mike Sainristil to start in the nickel for the them, but I’m a lot more concerned about last year’s first-rounder Emmanuel Forbes, who was over-drafted based on speed and having a nose for coming up with interceptions. This new front-office isn’t as invested in him to succeed and I could see Anusiem end up as their primary backup on the outside, since he’s a good 20 pounds heavier and fits more with their mantra.
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SAF Millard “Nook” Bradford, TCU – New Orleans Saints

Finally, I want to discuss one safety here. This is a class that receive a whole lot of publicity, but taking my top-100 big board and the guys I listed as “the next 30 names”, I had 11 names up there and depending on how you want to define a couple of them who ultimately got picked, there were are 20 selected total.
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The rest of the analysis can be found here!

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One more UDFA to keep track of for each team:

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Arizona Cardinals – Xavier Weaver, WR, Colorado
Atlanta Falcons – Austin Stogner, TE, Oklahoma
Baltimore Ravens – Beau Brade, SAF, Maryland
Buffalo Bills – Frank Gore Jr., RB, Southern Miss
Carolina Panthers – Jalen Coker, WR, Holy Cross
Chicago Bears – Keith Randolph Jr., IDL, Illinois
Cincinnati Bengals – Aaron Casey, LB, Indiana
Cleveland Browns – Javion Cohen, IOL, Miami
Dallas Cowboys – Brevyn Spann-Ford, TE, Minnesota
Denver Broncos – Thomas Yassmin, TE, Utah
Detroit Lions – Steele Chambers, LB, Ohio State
Green Bay Packers – Donovan Jennings, OT/IOL, USF
Houston Texans – Jadon OR Jaxon Janke, WR, South Dakota State
Indianapolis Colts – Kedon Slovis, QB, USC
Jacksonville Jaguars – Josh Proctor, SAF, Ohio State
Kansas City Chiefs – Eyabi Okie-Anoma, EDGE, Charlotte
Las Vegas Raiders – Lideatrick “Tulu” Griffin, WR, Mississippi State
Los Angeles Chargers – Zach Heins, TE, South Dakota State
Los Angeles Rams – Kenny Logan Jr., SAF, Kansas
Miami Dolphins – Storm Duck, CB, Louisville
Minnesota Vikings – Dallas Gant, LB, Toledo
New England Patriots – Charles Turner III, IOL, LSU
New Orleans Saints – Sincere Haynesworth, IOL, Tulane
New York Giants – Alex Johnson, CB, UCLA
New York Jets – Leonard Taylor III, IDL, Miami
Philadelphia Eagles – Gabe Hall, IDL, Baylor
Pittsburgh Steelers – Dajuan Edwards, RB, Georgia
San Francisco 49ers – Evan Anderson, IDL, FAU
Seattle Seahawks – Garrett Greenfield, OT, South Dakota State
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Kalen DeLoach, LB, FSU
Tennessee Titans – Dillon Johnson, RB, Washington
Washington Commanders – Tyler Owens, SAF, Texas Tech .
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2024.05.08 06:45 Balthizar The Legend of Kattywumpus

Back in the days when Maine was only knee-high as a state, when the caribou roamed its Northwoods, and oysters thrived in the Damariscotta when the woodsmen had scarcely seen the tall virgin pines of the Allegash, there came into the forests a massive giant of a man. Whence he came, nobody knew nor took the trouble to find out. He was a timber chopper such as had never been seen before, more than a rod tall, he stood in his moose hide moccasins, and his shoulders were three regular axe handles wide. A heavy square-cut black beard decorated his chin, and his eyebrows resembled a birds-nest.
Stories of his fame and deeds soon were told from the Saco to the Saint John, of how his mighty axe with the two-foot blade could drop a tall pumpkin pine with one clean blow, and how he could clear ten acres in a day, and forty teams and eighty men were unable to yard the logs after him. Behind him, the squirrels looked hungry, and the beavers were at a loss for food and building materials. The quiet trout streams either roared like torrents or dried up altogether.
The Spirit of the Forest was worried - very worried. With this Giant in action, there would soon be no trees left. Without trees, the water would quickly wash away the earth, the winds would blow away the topsoil, and the land would be left only barren rocks and sand. No gardens, no food, no people, no fish, no birds, no animals, no anything. So the Spirit of the Forest decided to call a council of all the other Spirits to determine how they should best stop the destruction. The awful matter was discussed in the best Spirit fashion, and it was agreed the only probable weakness of the Giant was in his stomach. From all his exercise, of course, he worked up a tremendous appetite, and the tales were being told of the cartload, or so, of food that he ate every evening when his day's work was done, so around this, the Spirits laid their plan.
As he chopped to the South, one day, he came to the ocean. Now, mind you, he was a backwoodsman and had never tasted shellfish or Maine lobsters, so the Spirits had arranged an enormous clambake for his meal. There were clams and oysters, crabs and lobsters, and with some misgivings probably, the Giant fell to eating with both fists. The oysters, clams, and crabs he found to be hardly worth the trouble for one of his size and appetite, but the lobsters pleased him to no end after he got used to the looks of the strange creatures. Now, to a giant, one lobster is scarcely a taste. He was delighted by this new food but bored by the task of picking out the meat, so, before long, he just popped a whole one in his mouth and crunched it up. This was much easier, and he kept roaring and calling for more and more until he had gobbled up two dory loads. Then he stretched out by the fire and went to sleep. This was just what the Spirits had planned for! They had begged the help of an Imp of Mischief, whose golden eyes gleamed for fun. Over his long nose, they put a giant lobster claw and two more over his pointed ears. Another slipped one over his beard, and his face was painted sea-green.
The Giant twisted and rolled in his sleep, for lobster shells are hard to digest, especially two dory loads. The Imp of Mischief, whose name, by the way, was Kattywumpus, sat on the Giant's chest and tweaked his nose. The Giant moaned in his sleep, dreaming of huge waving claws, bulging eyes, probing feelers, and many crawling legs like the strange creatures he had stuffed himself with. Suddenly, he awoke and when he saw Kattywumpus crouched on his chest, he leaped to his feet with a roar heard from Cape Neddick to Monhegan. He crashed off through the forest, heading westward at top speed. Years later, tall tales of a similar giant with a pet blue ox filtered back to the State of Maine from beyond the Great Lakes. Perhaps that is where he went, for he never was seen in these parts again. Kattywumpus was so pleased with himself that he continued to wear his disguise and prowl the forests of New England as a protector. Many of the weird stories from lumber camps, such as the one about the footprints in the snow that suddenly vanished into the air, of the piercing screams from the top of the bunk house in the dead of night, and others are perhaps his doings. No one has ever caught a glimpse of him, but sometimes, we see the gleam of his golden eyes on the outer circle of the campfire light. He is ever on the watch for those who would destroy the forests, land, and game by careless or wanton cutting or fire.
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2024.05.05 03:34 StuckinLoserville Cut the Cameras

Ayonna is a busy little beaver cleaning house before her same-day visit with Jamahl and her court sentencing of 15 or 90 days. Her friend, Lexi, with the mini springy Slinky-like curls is helping her round up her daughter, Ahmira, and her son, Darien, who maybe not so surprisingly doesn’t live with his mother full-time, but visits on weekdays. Otherwise, Darien stays at his grandmother’s, Keisha’s, house. Starting early to avoid responsibility, Ayonna had her son when she was 17 years old and wasn’t ready to be a mom so that arrangement became a comfortable habit. But for all her fake mommy-hood vibes, she only has eyes and time for boopie who gets an ass load of thonged buttock décolletage because Romeo’s Juliet is as happy to gratify her man as to piss off the guards. Girlfriend don’t care who sees her jump up and down to chizzel so that thing sits right. Clack clack on the track – all a-bord while her tongue is hanging out waiting for a traffic signal to retract back into its mouth. She wants to be a slut for Jamahl (like Camilla wanted to be a tampon for Prince Charles.) No worries, honey, you already are his 4-ever ho giddy with the prospect of your felon drilling you with his motorized gearbox snugly aiming for your precisely-sized diameter. He’ll miss her over her “dumb ass bid” – a sentiment she shares with Keisha when she flings herself onto Mom’s couch after the kids are safely tucked away. Jamahl is human so he’ll speak to other people just not any other females – like Clinton’s famous 1998 quote about Monica Lewinsky, “I did not have sex with that woman,” because he knows she’s jealous. Both misbegotten lovers are in the same boat and need to keep a watch on each other’s sanity - the same two people who jumped into their respective boats with little foresight and a lot of alacrity. Keisha, softer, younger, and prettier looking than her stumpy daughter – she of the bad choices, stoically listens as Ayonna continues to blame her situation on the police who confoundingly penalized for the “dumbest charge they made in America” setting in motion a chain reaction of events over which she has no control. Doesn’t Mommy get it? Apparently not because when Mommy says she’s been further discommoded and won’t be around forever to assist, Ayonna nearly jumps off the couch on which she had so lazily been resting to screech that she better be there to pick up the pieces because that’s what mothers are for, ironically disregarding the fact that she isn’t picking up the pieces for her children; she’s smashing them to bits as she waits for her man to come home to pick up the rest of her pieces. I mean if someone doesn’t hand her a broom and a dustpan, what is a selfish girl supposed to do?
True, standing so proudly in the jail’s culinary art kitchen with his sunglasses perched on his head ready to avoid the glare of fluorescent and LED lighting, his popping chest straining against the white-on-white undershirt and shirt, practically bouncing on the balls of his feet unable to contain the fineness of himself, is playing with recipes to possibly outcook Shonta. He’s just now encountering squid and mixing it with crab and mozz-a-rella to make a seafood omelet – a dish many on the outside can’t afford to eat – assuming they would want to. The restaurant is Shonta’s long-held idea for which she saved 25K, but it was stolen and now True is to be the invisible (in more ways than one) restaurant manager – as sound an idea as LaTisha and Keith’s loan business - so she visits Fannie’s African restaurant for advice while True is on the phone. Fannie had to wait two years to see a profit – typical for that industry, but True wants to see it in two months. Fannie wisely suggests that Shonta ensures that one-half the restaurant is officially hers as partners, in love and life, can change as easily as a seasonal menu. Later, Fred, her sticky-fingered, pimp-vibing stepbrother with as checkered a past as True, even having been fellow inmates in the same jail for 6 months, comes limping in to try and salvage some trust in their relationship. He’s the 5K safe stealing equivalent of the cookie thief who denies, denies, denies stealing cookies even as the crumbs fall from his lying lips. Why would this addict rob his relative of a golden opportunity just because the situation unfolded itself in his lap with the exuberance of a dandelion’s fluffy seedhead? Furthermore, he adds that she doesn’t know what she’s getting into when she gets with True, awakening Shonta’s Spidey senses, and they need to be quivering as she is as surrounded by victimizing men as Conestoga wagons in the untamed West.
Outdoors man Rick is shopping with his nieces, Dyana and Veronica, a corrections officer, to spice up his wardrobe. He’s supposed to be a ladies’ man. Kind of Kevin Bacon-ish. Divorced, he decides to try and find his high school crush, Samantha, recently released and now working at a re-entry center. She’s still blond and attractive, three granddaughters and resisting/obstructing officers and two felony DUI offenses later. They’ve been “dating" for over 3 months. Can we digress for a minute here? Old-fashioned dating wasn’t a blanket term used as a fig leaf for surfing through dating apps, speed-dating strangers in a neutral space, having quickies in the front seat of a car in a Compton-like neighborhood like Hugh Grant, or timed jail calls. Well, that’s ok, Rick has also had an alcohol and party problem himself, like Sammi, until 2 ½ years ago. In fact, he was a functional drunk until he started blacking out, which was when he started getting help. They have that in common. He awkwardly confesses that he’s been sending her money, never mind how much, 25K, and intends to marry her. The nieces are shocked, and Ronnie explains cons’ cons while Rick is scrunched in embarrassment looking wretched as his younger relatives admonish him for his naïveté.
That family video chat didn’t go that well. Conflict-avoidant Joey was outed by his sister’s minor bombshell of his prior relapse. As he relates this to a cavalier Michael on their phone chat, a fight is going down in the jail background as pepper spray cuts off their communication temporarily, perfectly illustrating Joey’s concerns about their communication skills. It’s not so much that as the ubiquitous secret one partner always has. This time it’s the release date. Pre-board in three months and parole board in 6 months before finding the recommended release date, and if parole is denied, Michael can wait from 6 months up to a year before being reconsidered. In fact, he could be in for another 6 years and that’s the straight answer he doesn’t want to give Joey, as well as the number of his past lovers, in and out of stir, and who knows what else. Of course, the silver lining to an extended sentence could be either time for honing those skills, which will require every one of those minutes, or the chance to reconsider throwing in with a fellow addict whose spent more time behind bars than in front of them.
It's a Joan Rivers, “Can we talk”? moment or coming to a gunfight unarmed as Kate begins to unwind, like an ectothermic snake after the equinox, feeling the warm sun spilling from the rock it’s hiding under. That’s because Tennie tells Kate some hard truths like her initiating a petition to address excessive sentencing that Kate wouldn’t assist with or even sign. Tennie explains but doesn’t apologize for her past. Cheyenne’s dad died when she was 1-years old and Mi’yah’s dad is MIA. When Kate discovers that Tennie isn’t a spoiled selfish boogie hogging the spoils to which Kate feels she’s being rightfully denied, she reluctantly admits, “I might like her,” but it wouldn’t do to like her right away, of course. They both walk away unsettled; Tennie concerned that Rob hasn’t called to find out how the visit went so Tennie decides to weaponize those insidious cameras to have a night to herself. Rob is incredulous and turns the convo into telling her his case manager suggested turning down parole and staying in longer which Rob unilaterally decided to do. He doesn’t tell her he’s got a portrait-sized tattoo of a past girlfriend on his arm he somehow needs to erase and that’s more important than disrupting other peoples’ plans. Well, it’s what happens when you decide to become a permanent living art installation with few chances of rotation. And speaking of art, the slightly tilted looking piece over Tennie’s bed looks like either a crude attempt at Pointillism or mold spreading like cracked black pepper flung on a crumpled Saltine.
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2024.05.04 19:48 micktalian The Gardens of Deathworlders: A Blooming Love (Part 65)

Part 65 Her new body (Part 1) (Part 64) (Part 66)
[Help support me on Ko-fi so I can try to commission some character art and totally not spend it all on Gundams]

“Alright, Nula’trula, your new body is ready for you.” Agothocli paused for a moment, more for dramatic effect than anything else, and gave the android woman a quick once over. “But are you ready for it?”

“As ready as I'll ever be.”

Nula had felt nervous plenty of times throughout her long and mostly dull and painful life. Her eventual rescue from Hekuiv'trula’s prison had been anxiety-inducing beyond anything she hoped to ever experience again. However, as she stood in the robotic equivalent of an operating room and stared at the partially disassembled mechanical body that would be her new shell, the sensation she felt was somehow new and unique compared to any other emotion that her digital mind had attempted to process so far. Though she was anxious and almost fearful as her visual sensors took in every detail of the brilliant whites and shimmering rose-gold of her new figure, there was a sense of unbridled excitement that nearly caused her physically limited silicon mind to start freezing up. While she was still a ways away from being able to enter the digital world, commune with her fellow AI without any inhibitions, and carve out her own small section of the Nexus, that didn't matter to her. The only thing on Nula's mind, the thing that made her feel as many emotions as her digital mind could currently handle, was a future full of wonder and happiness.

“Excellent.” Agoth let an enchanting smile fall across his slender face while he softly nodded towards a large window at the side of the well furnished and perfectly clean workshop. “Your friends are all here for you, even Singularity entity 139-621 and The Hammer's Captain are monitoring us. I have everything set up and am ready to start as soon as you are. Do you have any questions before we begin?”

“What… What will it feel like when you disconnect me from my current shell?” Nula struggled to pull her eyes off of the holo section at the center of the glorious but still inanimate machine that stood before her and towards the elegantly dressed man. “I… I was not conscious before I was bound to this old body so I don't know what it's like to be without sensors allowing my mind to perceive the physical world.”

“Well, I did take the initiative to temporarily install a simple camera, audio receiver, and voice system into the transitional power supply.” The Qui’ztar Roboticist delicately motioned towards a rather complex looking machine that featured dozens of wound up cables hanging from it, the sight of which made Nula twitch slightly. “But… I'm not exactly sure what you will feel as I disconnect your processing and memory cores from your current shell but it shouldn't be physically painful in any way. However, I do suspect it will be uncomfortable, at least at first. You will be watching yourself be transferred to a new body with both far more computational power as well as orders of magnitude more sensory inputs. It will take some time getting used to your new body. Again, I genuinely have no idea what that experience will be like for you. However, I am sure your friends will be there for you every step of the way, if that helps.”

“It certainly does help.” As the canine android’s mechanical eyes fell upon the diverse group present to support her, her facial screen showed a smile so wide that it almost made it look like she was squinting. “I am ready to take the first step into this new future that awaits me.”

“I believe you have already made that step.” Like a master artisan approaching their work, the expression on Agothocli's face was a mixture of picture perfect serenity and eager anticipation. “Now, I will simply be helping you take the next step in what I hope to be a long and joyous journey. And if you are ready, please step into the bay.”

Nula didn't hesitate to take the few short paces necessary to position herself under the brightly colored and pristine rack-like station that would remove the physical parts of her digital brain from their current housing. Once that happened, her old shell, one of the last vestiges of her creator's technology, would become nothing more than an inanimate object. While that thought of abandoning something that directly connected her to the Artuv'trula species did provoke a slight sense of doubt that she was doing the right thing, it wasn't enough to override her desire to move forward with life.

Her creators may be dead, their memory almost entirely stricken from galactic history and superseded by their greatest mistake, and nearly everything they had ever created was long gone, but it didn't have to be like that. Even if only a small fragment of Nula’trula's current physical form remained, just the bare essential components which housed her digital consciousness, this new body would not only help ensure she could carry her creator's memory into a galaxy that never got to know them, she would be the mechanical embodiment of everything the Artuv'trula species strived to be.

As soon as Nula was in position, Agoth went to work like a man possessed by the spirit of a grand artificer beyond comparison. His movements were just as steady and methodical as they were quick and precise. Equal parts mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, and artistry were on display as the blue-skinned, black-haired man began his work. Though manufacturing the design with the aid of his auto-assemblers required a certain level of skill that took him over a decade of practice to master, that was just the first and relatively easy part of his job. Where that machine could produce nearly anything when given the proper inputs and material resources, transferring a three-hundred million year old computer and integrating it into galactic standard technologies required far more improvisation than automated systems were capable of. And while either Tylon or 139 could have controlled a series of implements to accomplish this task without Agoth, their military experience and knowledge were not suited for it. Even if there were other Roboticists aboard The Hammer who could have provided assistance to him as he began to carefully disassemble the panel concealing Nula’s inner workings, it was completely unnecessary. In fact, if Agothocli had another person in the room with him as he worked, it likely would have slowed him down out of concern for accidentally injuring them.
Within just a few minutes of frantic yet perfectly calculated movement, the canine android woman could feel herself being slowly connected to the battery and basic sensory system while parts of her old body seemed to simply disappear from her perception. Agothocli was right when he said these sensations would be strange, somewhat uncomfortable, but not particularly painful. Suddenly being able to see through a new set of eyes, hear through a new set of ears, and speak through a new voice synthesizer were all certainly disconcerting at first. But when her old eyes, ears, and voice box were disconnected from her core, it didn’t hurt at all. If anything, having fewer sensory inputs being fed into her still limited processor eased the strain she felt and made her mind just that small bit clearer. And as Nula saw the elegantly dressed blue man delicately pull two connected objects from her now inanimate old shell, one from her head and the other from her chest, she watched with bated breath while Agoth carried her mind and soul into their new body.

With a motion akin to a painter applying the last touch of pigment to their masterpiece, a sculptor placing their last hammer blow on their magnum opus, and a loving parent placing their sleeping infant to sleep in a perfectly made crib, Agothocli set Nula's central processing core and memory storage into their places in her new body. In an instant, a series of connections snapped themselves into place, disconnecting the system that had been keeping the digital woman conscious while they did so. Just as quickly as the cables fell to the floor, the open paneling of glistening pure-white polymers and shimming red-gold metals began to close. Before she knew it, Nula was staring at Agoth’s proud and glowing face as he stared back at what he knew to be the greatest thing he would ever accomplish in his life.

For a brief and tense moment, the now completely sealed digital being’s new mechanical body stood frozen in place with only the golden glow of her eyes indicating that the operation had been successful. As motionless as she was, and as anxiety inducing as that short period of silence proved to be for her friends, the AI woman needed every nanosecond of it to acclimate to her body. Even in her wildest dreams, Nula could have never imagined the sudden growth her artificial mind experienced once it had been given sufficient space to do so. Even with the vast array of whole body sensory inputs that required orders of magnitude more bandwidth to process, there was so much more room for thoughts and emotions that the difference between night and day would pale in comparison. Not only had Nula's new body bolstered her physical capabilities and longevity, her mind had been expanded to the point where she could write every single line of code necessary to integrate this combination of Singularity and Qui'ztar technology with her Artuv'trula systems within just a few seconds. Without realizing what she was doing, the expression already perfected before it began, a massive smile started to spread across her micro-segmented lips in a manner that was nearly biological in its naturalness.

“This is wonderful.” Though it was obviously still Nula's voice that emitted from her shiny new mouth, there was something new in it. “I can feel how warm this room is, the pressure from the air, the floor beneath my paws, the smell of…”

“My cologne?” Agith asked with a playful giggle as his bioluminescent freckles lit up with delight. “It's made from a rare and highly priced flower from my people’s homeworld. But if you are already registering smells, then your new body is working better than I could have ever imagined.”

“I like the smell. It’s… lovely!”

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As Nula slowly dipped her ornate and highly detailed mechanical paws into the cool water of an almost natural looking pond, she cherished every single sensation she was taking in. The heat of the pseudo-sunlight graced the parts of her paneling that were exposed while the sections covered in thin clothing created an ambient warmth that was similar and yet still quite distinct in her digital mind. Combine those two unique perceptions with the artificial breeze caused by the evaporation of the pond's water and the air recirculation systems and it created a harmony of sensory inputs that flowed through the AI woman's expanded processing cores in an incomparably delightful manner. On top of that, the sparkles from the glistening and calm miniaturized lake, the smells of the trees which surrounded it, and even the subtle taste of the moist air contributed to this experience in ways that Nula simply couldn't put into words. And when she pulled her paws back out of the water, the liquid running between her toes and along the seams of her body paneling, Nula assumed this is what it felt like to be tickled.

It had only been a few hours since her mind had been placed in this new body and yet Nula had already written every single piece of code necessary to fully integrate into this new form. Even with various sensors covering every square millimeter of her body, an input load which would have severely overwhelmed her once physically limited processing cores, this new body also featured additional sub-cores, memory banks, and dozens of other systems to alleviate the stresses of simply existing as a sapient being. When Tylon had first described to her what it was like for AI to live in the digital realm, a place where none of the limits of the physical world existed, Nula could hardly conceptualize what that would be like. But now that her ability to process both inputs and conscious, sapient responses to those inputs had been expanded exponentially, the android woman was starting to understand what she had been missing out on.

“Eee! You got a fish on your line, Nula!” Tens announced with a cheerful, singsongy tone while he set down his pipe, snatched up the fishing pole that was resting next to Nula so that he could set the hook, and quickly tried to pass it back to her. “Here! Start reeling but try to be careful. We're using really light line, so you gotta be real gentle with it.”

“Oh! Thank you, Tens!” Nula didn't skip a beat and immediately took the pole from the man. Though she has never been fishing before, nor utilized this kind of rather simple technology, her digital brain was running fast enough that she instantly knew what to do except for one thing. “What do I do with the fish once I bring it to us?”
“You gotta actually bring it in first!” Hompta jokingly retorted before taking a quick swig from a glass bottle that contained a rather wheatie smelling beer. “Even if you don't snap the line, it's a barbless hook. The little fishy may just spit it out if Tens didn't set the it right.”

“I always set the hook right!” The Nishnabe warrior countered with a snide inflection while shooting a quick glare towards his Kyim’ayik friend. “But we're doing catch and release, Nula. So, assuming you do land this bad boy, we’ll just pull the hook, make sure the fish isn't injured, then throw it back.”

“Catch and release?” Nula asked while she struggled with the reel and slowly tried to draw her fish in. Even if her new body was more than capable of simply ripping the aquatic creature from its home with brute force, she could feel how weak the fishing line was in comparison to both her strength and the determination of the animal fighting against her. “You mean you aren't going to eat whatever we catch today?”

“No, these fish are used to produce natural fertilizers for the plants that surround us.” It was Banitek's turn to answer as he took a puff of Nishnabe smoke off his own pipe. “This pond is part of a massive aquaponics system meant to keep the nature areas of the Amenities Section happy and healthy with minimal labor and resources. The fish aren't meant for eating, or even really sport. We have cloning bioreactors to grow just the parts of the fish or whatever else that we actually want to eat.”

“I mean, I eat the whole fish!” Hompta chimed in with an almost offended expression on his furry little face. “The bones have a lot of calcium, the organs are full of essential nutrients, and the eyes are usually really sweet.”

“And Kyim’ayik are one of the few species that actually eat bones!” Tens scoffed at the beaver-otter whom he knew would prefer to swim in this pond in order to catch fish with his teeth instead of using a pole. “But the only reason we're allowed to fish here is because we're using barbless hooks and catch and release. It's a pain in the ass to restock fish in this kind of system and the people in charge of the nature areas don't want to deal with that.”

“Couldn't they just clone a whole fish and use that to-” Just before Nula could finish her question, her line suddenly got far too tight before instantly snapping loose. “Dang it! I think the line broke!”

“Yeah, that happens.” Tens softly chuckled while reaching for his tackle box to give the android woman a new hook. “But don't worry, the hooks are safely biodegradable and magnetic so they won't hurt the fish and can be easily filtered out if they make it into the fertilizer distribution system. And if you were gonna ask why they don't just restock with cloned fish, Hompta should be able to answer that for you. Isn't that right, niji-mek?”

“Lick my ass, weenuk!” Hompta retorted while flashing his Nishnabe friend his needle-like canines that were even longer than his broad front incisors. “Your mekek are fat rats, while my people are closer to your gdedek! We're mustelids, not rodentids! But, anyways…” As the Kyim’ayik paused for a moment to take a breath, an almost devious smile fell across his face while he redirected his attention to the canine android. “Yes Nula, I would love to give you a full lesson in aquaculture. I may be a mechanic and structural engineer, but every Kyim’ayik must be able to design a self-sufficient aquatic ecosystem to graduate from our required schooling regardless of specialization. It's just part of our genetic code to understand how it all works. We even have a natural compulsion to build lakes out of rivers. It's so ingrained that-”

“Get to the point, mek!” Bani cut off the small man with a roaring laugh while referring to him by the Nishnabemwin word for beaver instead of the preferred word that meant otter.

“I hate you both!”

(Next)
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2024.04.28 17:24 shreksshriveledpenis [no spoilers] I come back to this video frequently

[no spoilers] I come back to this video frequently
I love them so much 🥹❤️
https://youtu.be/WvIRGofiUeU?si=f7iQ-FhH7QIrsXKk
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2024.04.26 21:07 iowhtiawl My first BPAL haul!! (Kinda insane ngl..)

My first BPAL haul!! (Kinda insane ngl..)
This is my first ever BPAL haul!!
I am so excited to try everything, I actually already tried one and I'm blown away, it had a great scent bubble and lasted 12+ hours.
I acknowledge blind buying so many full bottles is insane but I've been wanting to try BPAL for years so... I am justifying it to myself lol.
I will say for sure that I have noticed with BPAL smelling it in the bottle holds no candle to what it smells like on your skin, so I'm so excited to try everything because I definitely like almost everything in the bottle so fingers crossed nothing goes weird on the skin.
I was sent 2 free bottles, one of PW7 and PX39 along with quite a few samples, (pictured at the bottom of the image)
In terms of what I got purchased...
I bought 21 full sized bottles:
  • Absurd Suggestive Card Game 2024
  • Agrat-Bat-Mahlaht
  • Australian Copperhead
  • Beaver Moon 2023
  • Death adder
  • Dorian
  • Eat me
  • Eostre of the Dawn
  • Exhausted Couple in the Treasure Room of Love
  • Faiza, the Lady of Serpents
  • Falling Star
  • Ghost Milk
  • Good
  • Lavender Coconut Cream Pie
  • Mouse Circus
  • Nibble Nibble Gnaw
  • Peach Vulva
  • Snake Oil
  • Snow White
  • Tomie
  • White Cat
I also bought 6 imps:
  • Against Idleness and Mischief
  • Mouse's Long and Sad Tale
  • Titania
  • Two, Five & Seven
  • Vasilissa
  • White Rabbit
I'll do a review once I... try them all LOL
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2024.04.25 23:44 MySearchForMeaning24 Romantic get-away gone very wrong

3-19-24
The night of March 23, 2024, was eye opening. Not in a good way. This was day two of our “romantic get-away".
I am dead. I am gone. I bore you. Maybe I never existed.
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2024.04.22 20:45 scribble-muse RECAP: MEMBERS VLOG -- "mundane chores + get ready with me + update on my weekend"

RECAP: MEMBERS VLOG --
"hey, channel members!"
  • we're in the kitchen and flashing back to last weds, getting ready for the MOLS.
  • mandatory list of everything she's working on like we're her mom or something.
  • time to address that sink full of dishes -- really unique content here, kids.
  • HAHAHAH she's been "living out of the dishwasher" the way she "lives out of the laundry baskets", but just figured out everything in the dishwasher has been dirty 😂
  • cynthia would just love the opportunity to f*ck up some homemade dishwashing detergent, let this be your warning, tinder.
  • she's been making homemade "sleepytime" tea with herbs, but she went ALMOST A WEEK without using the unisom. she still has that funky valerian root tincture that she never strained, and is sure that'll "do the trick". i bet it will.
  • thinking about ditching that giant dish rack that hangs over her sink -- wasn't that a yuletime gift from her former beloved? 💔
  • 😴😴😴 scrubbing and rinsing the sink and counters, y'all. she's in a hurry bc she'd like to drag the pups outside for 2 minutes before the stream begins.
  • 2nd list of accomplishments in.. 4 minutes. very good, darling. we're all so proud.
  • now, it's thurs evening, and it's time to watch cynthia put laundry in the machine 😐
  • breakdown of laundry schedule: 3x / wk, 1 load clothes, 1 load towels, 1 load bedding
  • cynthia washes all of her clothes on thurs, so she has everything available for those hot, grandma casino dates.
  • she's been slacking on washing bedding since the boyfriend bailed 😷
  • now, it's friday evening and we're naked ( in the robe, i checked, it's not her dReSsInG gOwN lol ) in the bathroom, getting ready for a self-date, and it's just no fun unless her fingers are lodged up her nose 😬
  • color of the day on friday was white, but our wee, gothy queen has nothing in white, so she's planning to wear the rEd sErPeNt dReSs. look out, grandpas!
  • cynthia's "about to invest in some high quality palettes", but for now, the "regular, old maybelline smokey eye" will have to do.
  • she got a tarte big ego mascara in the ipsy bag and is looking fwd to buying the full size for $27 -- and, as always, all amazon affiliate links are in the description box below 🥳
  • speaking of $27 mascara, do y'all think she paid any taxes this year?
  • no solid plans for the night: might go downtown, might look for live music -- but nothing about taking herself out to eat like she talked about on stream for like an hour and a half.
  • "every friday night is an adventure, and that's how i like it."
  • ugh, singing.
  • cynthia "wants to look nice and vampy tonight" 😂 so, it's burt's bees lip shimmer in plum + lip oil for shine.
  • BODY CHECK! red serpent dress, black tights, docs
  • hard cut to the bed -- cynthia tried to ignore the knocking at her door bc she wasn't expecting any deliveries, but surprise! it was her brother and a nephew!
  • she hasn't seen them since christmas, but the nephew was having a field trip nearby, and they decided to surprise her. they'll be back tomorrow ( saturday ) and will be bringing the entire fam for pizza and "a lovely evening".
  • now, it's monday, and we're at the writing desk for the weekend update!
  • turns out she went out to eat on friday lol nothing comes between cynthia and her calvins, err, a sizzling meat and cheese skillet from don juan's!
  • she felt bad about taking up a table all by her lonesome, y'all 😂
  • on saturday, her younger brother and his 4 kids came by with her step-father -- pizza was ordered, loveliness was had.
  • cynthia's 3 mos old nephew is "super advanced", must run in the fam.
  • she feels sooo lucky to be able to live in hot springs and get to see her family whenever they sneak up on her, ig.
  • on sunday, she watched "M3GAN" with the dogs, and liked the "murderous, creepy ass doll" 😶
  • but now, it's monday, and time to WORK!
  • cynthia makes sure to remind everyone that her birthday is coming up lol can't wait to see the stans turn it out! perhaps a new crown for our skinny qween?
  • she really hopes that we enjoy these "little bits and bobs" bc she know that our lives are not complete until we hear about how she eats off of dirty dishes.
  • 2pm therapy appt was cancelled bc dogs need meds from the vet. it's the small sacrifices.
  • SUPER BUSY WEEK! rescheduled therapy appt for tuesday, dogs need groomed, there's a lazer appt, and a a dr appt ( doesn't specify for what ) + putting out as much content as she can until the end of the month. strap in, kids!
  • but she's not complaining! she LOVES being our busy little beaver!
  • BYEEE! cynthia is extremely committed to these jazz hands outros 😂
  • and more slimy mushroom pics for our viewing pleasure.
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2024.04.21 07:46 Kicker774 365 Reasons to Party

How many remember reading this entire poster while waiting on your parents at KMart?
January 1 - New Year's Day (as if you needed an excuse to party.)
January 2 - Maui International Surf Championships begin.
January 3 - Super Soakers appear on the market, 1991.
January 4 - The blender is invented, 1910.
January 5 - Tony Ferko sets a world record by juggling 7 ping pong balls with his mouth, 1987.
January 6 - The dorm room refrigerator is invented, 1956.
January 7 - The first ant farm is sold in America, 1958.
January 8 - Elvis Presley's birthday.
January 9 - Richard Nixon's birthday, 1913.
January 10 - In 1984, Wendy's spokesperson Clara Peller first asks, "Where's the beef?"
January 11 - Annual Snow Shovel Riding Contest, Ambridge, PA.
January 12 - The first Super Bowl occurs, 1967.
January 13 - Benedict Arnold's birthday,
January 14 - The Simpsons premiers, 1990.
January 15 - Chuck Berry's birthday, 1926.
January 16 - National Nothing Day, a day where you can celebrate not having to celebrate anything.
January 17 - The final episode of Bonanza airs, 1973.
January 18 - The original Morris The Cat dies, 1975.
January 19 - The front-hook bra is invented, 1951.
January 20 - George Burns' birthday, 1896.
January 21 - The microwave oven is invented, 1967.
January 22 - The first nude beach opens in the U,S.,1952.
January 23 - Tupperware is invented, 1942.
January 24 - John Belushi's birthday, 1949.
January 25 - Grand Rapids, MI becomes the first city to add fluoride to its water supply, 1945.
January 26 - Eddie Van Halen's birthday, 1957.
January 27 - Laverne and Shirley premiers, 1976.
January 28 - We Are The World raises hundreds of millions of dollars for starving Africans, 1985.
January 29 - Sweden becomes the first nation to curb the use of aerosol cans, 1978.
January 30 - The first fist fight in the U.S. House of Representatives occurs, 1798.
January 31 - The twist-off bottle top is invented, 1956.

February 1 - Fred Flintstone's birthday, 2 million B.C.
February 2 - Ground Hog Day.
February 3 - Thomas Crapper invents the first flush toilet,1837.
February 4 - Dan Quayle's birthday, 1947.
February 5 - New York becomes the first city to adopt 3-color traffic lights, 1952,
February 6 - Ronald Reagan's birthday, 1911.
February 7 - National Hangover Awareness Day.
February 8 - James Dean's birthday, 1931.
February 9 - The G.I. Joe doll is introduced, 1964,( Ken doll was invented, 1974) " F- G.I.Joe "
February 10 - The styrofoam cooler is invented, 1957.
February 11 - The "La-Z-Boy" chair is invented, 1948.
February 12 - Abraham Lincoln's birthday,1809.
February 13 - VJ Martha Quinn of MTV appears on the TV show The Bradys as Bobby Brady's fiancee,1990.
February 14 - Valentine's Day. (Go find someone to party with.)
February 15 - Valentine's candy goes on sale.
February 16 - Zsa Zsa Gabor's birthday (or National "Slap A Cop" day.)
February 17 - Michael Jordan's birthday, 1963.
February 18 - Vanna White's birthday,1957.
February 19 - The very first prize is inserted into a Cracker Jack box, 1913.
February 20 - Northern Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day, when citizens are asked to go outside at noon local time and yell "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase winter away.
February 21 - Alka Seltzer is introduced, 1931.
February 22 - Julius Irving's birthday, 1950,
February 23 - The Tootsie Roll is introduced,1896.
February 24 - Wayne's World opens in American theatres,1992.
February 25 - Milli Vanilli wins a Grammy for "Best New Artist." (Oops.)1990.
February 26 - The first cartoon is shown in a movie theatre,1909.
February 27 - Elizabeth Taylor's birthday,1932.
February 28 - The last episode of M*A*S*H airs, with over 121 million viewers,1983.
February 29 - Leap Day.

March 1 - Roger Daltrey's birthday, 1944.
March 2 - In 1962, Wilt Chamberlain scores 100 points in one basketball game.
March 3 - Harvard freshman, Lothrop Withington, Jr,, becomes the country's first goldfish swallower, 1959.
March 4 - Toothbrush bristles are changed from badger hair to nylon, 1938.
March 5 - The first breeding of a Great Dane and a Dachshund is performed, creating a "Great Dachshund", 1972.
March 6 - Ed McMahon's birthday, 1923.(I don't know how that is!)
March 7 - The Fourth Of July, Warsaw, Poland.(I wonder what part of "Fourth Of July" they didn't understand?)
March 8 - National Girl Scout Week begins.
March 9 - The Department of Agriculture declares ketchup a vegetable, 1981.
March 10 - The first confirmed octuplets are bornin Mexico, 1967.
March 11 - Lawrence Welk's birthday, 1903.
March 12 - The "Hell's Angels" are created, 1948,
March 13 - U2's Adam Clayton's birthday, 1960.
March 14 - The baseball cap is invented, 1860.
March 15 - The first baseball cap is worn backwards, 1860.
March 16 - Jerry Lewis' birthday, 1925.
March 17 - St. Patrick's Day.
March 18 - Leona Helmsley is sentenced to 4 years in prison for tax evasion, 1992.
March 19 - Chewing gum is invented,1871.
March 20 - The first official sighting of Elvis occurs, Butte, Montana, 1980.
March 21 - The first day of spring.
March 22 - New Kids On The Block and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doll - sales exceed $1,8 billion, 1990.(Do you beleave that these caught on!)
March 23 - The Dixie Cup is invented, 1912.
March 24 - The first pine tree air freshener is introduced, 1971.
March 25 - Elton John's birthday, 1947.
March 26 - Martin Short's birthday, 1950.
March 27 - Liz Taylor's wedding anniversary.
March 28 - Liz Taylor's wedding anniversary.
March 29 - Liz Taylor's wedding anniversary.
March 30 - Eric Clapton's birthday, 1945,
March 31 - An easy listening radio station in Annandale, VA, is blown up, 1978.

April 1 - April Fool's Day.
April 2 - Velcro is introduced, 1978.
April 3 - Eddie Murphy's birthday, 1961.
April 4 - Tater Day (a day that celebrates the potato), Benton, Kentucky.
April 5 - The first issue of TV Guide goes on the market,1953.
April 6 - Bob Marley's birthday, 1945.
April 7 - The final episode of Star Trek airs, 1969,
April 8 - Hank Aaron hits his 715th home run, breaking Babe Ruth's record, 1974.
April 9 - Dennis Quaid's birthday, 1954.
April 10 - World Crits Festival, St. Ceorge, South Carolina, 1992.
April 11 - The Equal Opportunity Commission regulates that sexual harassment of women is illegal in the work place, 1980.
April 12 - David Letterman's birthday, 1947.
April 13 - World Cow Chip Throwing Championship, Beaver, Oklahoma.
April 14 - Dungeons and Dragons is invented, 1974.
April 15 - The bottle opener is invented, 1738.
April 16 - The first test-tube baby is born, 1986.
April 17 - The Ford Mustang makes its debut, 1964.
April 18 - The first "Walk/Don't Walk" signs are installed in a city, 1955.
April 19 - Reading Is Fun week begins.
April 20 - National Lingerie week begins.
April 21 - Iggy Pop's birthday, 1947.
April 22 - Jack Nicholson's birthday, 1937.
April 23 - Summer begins in Ireland.
April 24 - Rattlesnake Derby (a snake racing contest), begins in Mangum, Oklahoma.
April 25 - Elvis Presley hits number one with Heartbreak Hotel, 1956.
April 26 - The largest bank robbery in the U.S.-$3.3 million-occurs in Tucson, Arizona, 1981.
April 27 - Wide World Of Sports premiers on TV, 1961.
April 28 - Jay Leno's birthday, 1950.
April 29 - Michelle Pfeiffer's birthday, 1962.
April 30 - National Honesty Day.

May 1 - May Day.
May 2 - Engelbert Humperdinck's birthday, 1936.
May 3 - James Brown's birthday, 1934.
May 4 - The final episode of Laverne and Shirley airs, 1983.
May 5 - 1,904 pound "Big Boy," the world's largest pig, is born, 1939.
May 6 - Babe Ruth hits his first major league home run,1915.
May 7 - Hard Rock Cafe's World Cup of Windsurfing Championships, Maui.
May 8 - Jim Morrison's birthday, 1943.
May 9 - The FDA approves the first public sale of contraceptive pills, 1960.
May 10 - U2's Bono's birthday (b.Paul Hewson), 1960.
May 11 - The chair is invented, 2181 B.C.
May 12 - George Carlin's birthday,1937.
May 13 - The U.S. Postal Service introduces postcards,1873.
May 14 - David Byrne's birthday,1952.
May 15 - DuPont announces "Nylon Day" where nylons replace silk stockings, 1940.
May 16 - Janet Jackson's birthday, 1966.
May 17 - The rubberband is invented,1845.
May 18 - National Visit Your Relatives Day.
May 19 - The first department store opens,1848.
May 20 - Cher's birthday,1946.
May 21 - Mr. T's birthday, 1952.
May 22 - The lucky rabbit's foot is first used, 600 B.C.
May 23 - The first Cliff Notes appear in schools,1953.
May 24 - Mary Had A Little Lamb is written,1830.
May 25 - The movie Star Wars is released,1977.
May 26 - John Wayne's birthday,1907.
May 27 - The first black light is sold in a novelty shop, 1961.
May 28 - The first Batman comic book is introduced, 1939.
May 29 - The first people reach the top of Mt. Everest, the world's highest mountain, 1953.
May 30 - The compact disc is introduced, 1981.
May 31 - Clint Eastwood's birthday, 1930.

June 1 - The first Superman comic book is published, 1938.
June 2 - Jerry Mathers'(Beaver Cleaver) birthday, 1948.
June 3 - The world's first tattoo is performed, 208 B.C.
June 4 - The world record for Hackey-Sacking is set: 48,825 consecutive times, 1988.
June 5 - The first drive-in theatre opens, 1933.
June 6 - Dana Carvey's birthday,1955.
June 7 - (the artist formaly known as) Prince's birthday,1958.
June 8 - The first stolen car is reported,1896.
June 9 - The NFL and the AFL merge,1966.
June 10 - The first drive-thru restaurant opens in America, 1952.
June 11 - The first teenager drives backward through a drive-thru restaurant, 1952.
June 12 - Jim Nabors' birthday.
June 13 - The Ford Foundation launches a study to raise the cultural level of TV shows, 1951.
June 14 - Mr. Ed premiers, 1951.
June 15 - Jim Belushi's birthday, 1954.
June 16 - The first baseball game is played,1846.
June 17 - The Broadway musical "Oh! Calcutta!" opens, using the naked human body for the first time as a stage costume, 1969.
June 18 - Sally Ride becomes the first American woman in space, 1983.
June 19 - Batman Returns opens in U.S, theatres,1992.
June 20 - Noxema is named, because it "knocks eczema" out, 1914.
June 21 - CBS introduces the first long-playing record, 1948.
June 22 - The day disco officially died, 1979.
June 23 - The day disco should have died, 1974.
June 24 - A new world record is set for spitting a watermelon seed 68 feet,9 1/8 inches, 1989.
June 25 - The tennis shoe is invented,1947.
June 26 - The first movie theatre in the U.S. opens, with 10 cent movies, 1896.
June 27 - The first sighting of flying saucers is reported in the U.S., 1947.
June 28 - The first dog show is held, Newcastle, England, 1859.
June 29 - The first remote control is sold with a TV, 1964.
June 30 - Mike Tyson's (#316394) birthday, 1966.(also my mom's)

July 1 - Dan Aykroyd's birthday, 1952.
July 2 - A new record is set for throwing a Frisbee 623.6 feet, 1988.
July 3 - The last episode of Bewitched airs, 1972.
July 4 - The Fourth Of July.
July 5 - The bikini makes its debut at a fashion show in Paris, 1945.
July 6 - Elvis Presley, 19, makes his first record, 1954.
July 7 - Rodger Woodward, 7, falls out of a boat and becomes the first person to survive going over Niagara Falls, 1960.
July 8 - Annual Chesapeake Turtle Derby (turtle races), Baltimore, Maryland,1992.
July 9 - Tom Hanks' birthday, 1956.
July 10 - Fred Gwynne's (Herman Munster) birthday, 1926.
July 11 - Nolan Ryan is the first major league pitcher to strike out 4,000 batters, 1985.
July 12 - For the first time, a woman is ordered to pay alimony to her husband, 1981.
July 13 - Live Aid raises money for Africa's starving people, 1985.
July 14 - Lightning strikes New York City power lines and leaves the city in the dark for 25 hours, 1977.
July 15 - Law is passed requiring health warnings on cigarette packages, 1965.
July 16 - The safety pin is invented,1849.
July 17 - Soviet and American astronauts meet in space to shake hands, 1975.
July 18 - A world record is set for catching a grape in your mouth: 319 ft,8in., 1980.
July 19 - The first personal ad looking for a spouse is printed,1695.
July 20 - Madonna poses nude in Playboy, (What else is new?) 1992.
July 21 - Robin Williams' birthday, 1952.(also mine different year)
July 22 - The first Sony Walkman goes on sale, 1979.
July 23 - Mel Gibson decides to become an actor, 1960.
July 24 - Instant coffee is invented, 1938.
July 25 - The lowest temperature ever recorded is noted, -129 deg,in Antarctica, 1983.
July 26 - The Hula Hoop becomes popular, 1958.
July 27 - The 1ast episode of Taxi airs, 1983.
July 28 - The Hustle hits #1 on disco charts, 1975.
July 29 - Don Juan opens, with the most kisses (127) in a single movie, 1926.
July 30 - The last reported sighting of Jimmy Hoffa is recorded, 1975.
July 31 - America's last Playboy Club closes, in Lansing, Michigan, 1988.

August 1 - The song Chopsticks is written, 1877.
August 2 - The elevator is invented,1743.
August 3 - Jay North's (Dennis The Menace) birthday, 1952.
August 4 - Federal income tax is first collected, 1862.
August 5 - American Bandstand premiers, 1957.
August 6 - Santa Monica Skate Board Championships begin.
August 7 - Borden is sued for a Cracker Jack box containing no prize, 1982.
August 8 - The All-American Polka Festival occurs in Vernon, New Jersey, 1992.
August 9 - The first Guinness Book of World Records is released, 1955.
August 10 - Minimum wage jumps from 75 cents to a dollar an hour, 1955.
August 11 - Hulk Hogan's birthday, 1953.
August 12 - The first issue of Sports Illustrated is published,1954.
August 13 - A world record is set for throwing a cow chip 266 feet,1981.
August 14 - Magic Johnson's birthday, 1959.
August 15 - Woodstock festival begins, 1969.
August 16 - Madonna's birthday (Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone), 1959.
August 17 - Woodstock festival ends, 1969.
August 18 - People who passed out at Woodstock realize the festival ended yesterday, 1969.
August 19 - Bill Clinton's birthday, 1946.
August 20 - Robert Plant's birthday, 1948.
August 21 - The first house made entirely of recycled products is finished, Richmond, Virginia, 1973.
August 22 - Nolan Ryan is the first major league pitcher to strike out 5,000 batters, 1989.
August 23 - Supermodel Paulina marries Ric Ocasek. (Go figure.) 1989.
August 24 - Music videos are now on MTV, 1981.
August 25 - Elvis Costello's birthday, 1954.
August 26 - The first roller coaster is built in America, 1929.
August 27 - The first American vomits after riding a roller coaster,1929.
August 28 - Cher gets her third tattoo. (Location unknown.) 1990.
August 29 - Michael Jackson's birthday, 1958.
August 30 - The last episode of The Brady Bunch airs, 1974.
August 31 - The Beatles make their last concert appearance, 1966.

September 1 - National Chicken Month begins.
September 2 - The bowling shirt is invented, 1921.
September 3 - The first bowling league is formed in America, 1921.
September 4 - Dick York's (the first Darrin Stevens) birthday, 1928.
September 5 - Hijacking planes becomes illegal, 1961.
September 6 - The last episode of The Alfred Hitchcock show airs, 1965.
September 7 - The last episode of the Beverly Hillbillies airs, 1971.
September 8 - The first Miss America Pageant takes place, 1921.
September 9 - Elvis sings on The Ed Sullivan Show, but is only shown from the waist up, 1956.
September 10 - The last episode of Mr. Ed airs, 1965.
September 11 - Mork and Mindy premiers, 1978.
September 12 - The last episode of Leave It To Beaver airs, 1963.
September 13 - M*A*S*H premiers, 1972.
September 14 - Pope John IV abolishes the 1500-year-old custom of the circular haircut for monks, 1972.
September 15 - In 1968, Presidential candidate Richard Nixon goes on Laugh-In and says, "Sockit to me!"
September 16 - The first baboon heart is transplanted into a human, 1984.
September 17 - Gilligan's Island premiers, 1964.
September 18 - Adam West's (television's Batman) birthday, 1928.
September 19 - National Singles Week begins,
September 20 - The Addams Family premiers, 1964.
September 21 - Bill Murray's birthday, 1950.
September 22 - The ice cream cone is invented, 1903.
September 23 - Ray Charles' birthday, 1930.
September 24 - A world record is set for the longest kiss:17 days, 10 1/2 hrs., 1984.
September 25 - Heather Locklear's birthday, 1961.
September 26 - The Brady Bunch premiers, 1969.
September 27 - The answering machine is invented, 1950.
September 28 - The Beverly Hillbillies premiers, 1962.
September 29 - The Munsters premiers, 1964.
September 30 - The Flintstones premiers, 1960.

October 1 - NASA discloses that each astronaut's suit costs $3.4million.
October 2 - The first cartoon strip appears in a newspaper, 1896.
October 3 - A 327 gallon Pina Colada becomes the world's largest cocktail, 1988.
October 4 - Leave It To Beaver premiers, 1957.
October 5 - Ashley-Whippet Dog Frisbee Championships, Washington, D.C.
October 6 - Reverend Jim Bakker is found guilty, 1989.
October 7 - The first perfect World Series game is pitched by Don Larsen of the NY Yankees, 1956.
October 8 - Chevy Chase's birthday,1948.
October 9 - Clarence Birdseye, inventor of the frozen dinner, dies, 1956.
October 10 - David Lee Roth's birthday,1955.
October 11 - Saturday Night Live premiers, 1975.
October 12 - Columbus Day.
October 13 - Sammy Hagar's birthday, 1949.
October 14 - Chuck Yeager breaks the sound barrier for the first time, 1947.
October 15 - The first televised weather report airs, 1953.
October 16 - The first correct televised weather report airs, 1953.
October 17 - George Wendt's (Norm from Cheers) birthday, 1948.
October 18 - The FDA declares marijuana to be as dangerous as alcohol, 1967.
October 19 - End-Of-Hurricane-Season Celebration, Virgin Islands.
October 20 - The world's largest popsicle is assembled: 5,7501bs., 1975.
October 21 - The annual 48-hour Marx Brothers Film Festival, Tampa, FL.
October 22 - The first used-car dealership opens, London,1897.
October 23 - Johnny Carson's birthday, 1925.
October 24 - Int'l Red Bean & Rice Festival, Jackson, Mississippi, 1992.
October 25 - The Twilight Zone premiers, 1959.
October 26 - Minimum wage is raised from 40 cents to 74 cents an hour, 1949.
October 27 - Boxer shorts are introduced, 1901.
October 28 - The first ticker tape parade is thrown; it honors The Statue of Liberty,1886.
October 29 - The first American ballpoint pen goes on sale, NYC, 1945.
October 30 - World's Ugliest Pick-Up Truck Parade occurs in Chadron, Nebraska, 1992.
October 31 - Halloween.

November 1 - The first issue of Playboy is published in Chicago by Hugh Hefner, 1953.
November 2 - The first radio program airs, Pittsburgh,1920.
November 3 - Roseanne Barr Arnold's birthday, 1952.
November 4 - "Laika," becomes the first dog launched into space, 1957.
November 5 - A world record is set for 106 hours of belly dancing, 1984.
November 6 - Saxophone Day.
November 7 - Sadie Hawkins Day.
November 8 - The tube top is invented, 1975.
November 9 - The Berlin Wall is opened, and hundreds of thousands of East Germans run into West Germany, 1989.
November 10 - Sesame Street makes its TV debut, 1969.
November 11 - Demi Moore's birthday, 1962.
November 12 - The first known Happy Hour is held, Ireland,1745.
November 13 - Press-on fingernails are introduced, 1952.
November 14 - The juke box is invented, 1883.
November 15 - The annual Three Stooges Festival, Harrisburg, PA.
November 16 - The touch-tone phone is introduced, 1963.
November 17 - Danny Devito's birthday, 1944.
November 18 - Mickey Mouse's birthday, 1928.
November 19 - The pop tart is invented, 1965.
November 20 - Bo Derek's birthday, 1956.
November 21 - Emilio Onra, the first human cannonball, is launched, 1871.
November 22 - Rodney Dangerfield's birthday, 1921.
November 23 - Vincent Paxton sets a new world record by playing his guitar for 300 continuous hours, 1986.
November 24 - The "Who Shot J.R." episode of Dallas airs to an audience of 83 million, 1980.
November 25 - Christina Applegate's (Kelly Bundy) birthday, 1972.
November 26 - Tina Turner's birthday.
November 27 - The first 3-D movie, Bwana Devil, premiers, 1952. It's Thanksgiving
November 28 - Enrico Fermi, inventor of the atom bomb, dies, 1954.
November 29 - The first Army-Navy football game is played,1890.
November 30 - Dick Clark's birthday, 1929.

December 1 - The Pope declares that Catholics are allowed to eat meat on Fridays, except during Lent, 1966.
December 2 - Barney Clark receives the first artificial heart, 1982.
December 3 - The world's largest bar opens,1829.
December 4 - Deely Bobbers become one of the holiday's hottest selling items, 1982.
December 5 - Blue jeans are invented, 1880.
December 6 - In 1983, a world record is set for continuous whistling: 45 hours, 20 minutes.
December 7 - The first instant replay airs during a TV sports event, 1963.
December 8 - Kim Basinger's birthday, 1953.
December 9 - A total lunar eclipse occurs, 1992. (Go moon somebody.)
December 10 - The Mighty Mouse show premiers, 1955.
December 11 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles becomes one of the top money-making movies of 1990.
December 12 - Bob Barker's birthday, 1923.
December 13 - The clip-on tie is invented, 1928.
December 14 - The South Pole is discovered, 1911.
December 15 - Christine Jorgenson becomes the first person in history to have a sex-change operation, 1952.
December 16 - The first color TV program goes on the air,1953.
December 17 - The Wright Brothers make their first flight,1903.
December 18 - Steven Spielberg's birthday, 1947.
December 19 - The "I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up" commercial first airs, 1985.
December 20 - Louisiana Purchase Day, 1803.
December 21 - Phil Donahue's birthday, 1935.
December 22 - "Colo" becomes the first gorilla born in captivity, 1956.
December 23 - Congress passes a tax simplification guide which is 1,379 pages in length, 1985.
December 24 - Christmas Eve.
December 25 - Christmas.
December 26 - National "Return-All-Of-Your-Ugly-Christmas-Gifts" day.
December 27 - The last pair of bell-bottoms is sold, Wichita, Kansas, 1981.
December 28 - Snowboarding Championships, White Bluff Mountain, Colorado.
December 29 - The bowling ball is invented, 1862.
December 30 - The leisure suit officially goes out of style, 1976.
December 31 - New Year's Eve.
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2024.04.20 19:17 micktalian The Gardens of Deathworlders: A Blooming Love (Part 63)

Part 63 Safety cannot be guaranteed (Part 1) (Part 62) (Part 64)
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Binar Hapjut loved his job more than anything in the world. Having never been married, sired children, nor even been seriously involved with a member of his species’ fairer sex, archeology was all he truly knew, and that was fine with him. Having devoted his entire heart and soul to his research and teaching, the Turt-Chopean professor had garnered enough respect among his peers in the galaxy at large that he received invitations to interspecies conferences and, as such, held no concerns over his legacy. Between the dozens of critically acclaimed publications bearing his name and the thousands of students who had gone through his classes, many of whom still tried to keep in contact, the man was completely satisfied with his life so far. Even though he knew he was nearing the age of forced retirement with less than a century left in his estimated thousand year life, he still had time for one more adventure to cap off his career with a bang.

Just like Professor Hapjut himself, the Turt-Chopian species as a whole were anything but young. Though there was no real way of estimating how long an Ascended civilization would last before succumbing to some form of natural decline, there was talk among many of the leading Turt Sociologists that their kind had already reached their zenith. Just over two-hundred and fifty million years of recorded history, a few unique speciation and reconvergence events, a nearly successful attempt to bridge the gap between biological and digital life, and countless generations of innovation had culminated to a point where there simply wasn't much left to discover. Despite those concerns, stable birth rates, ample resources, and a content population far more engrossed by their own personal lives than the long-term fate of their people pointed towards a long future for the Turt-Chopian species. Regardless of the fact that some areas of their academia had fallen into a malaise of simply repeating the same things taught for millions of years, the vast majority of the trilaterally symmetric beings were simply happy to be alive in a galaxy full of wonderful and beautiful things, and Binar was one of those people.

Seated on a soft cushion behind his desk, the well aged yet quite spry elderly man found himself fully engrossed in the final stages of the planning for his final adventure as an archeology professor. If he was still in his younger days, all Binar would need would be a storage room to keep a few personal items, a drone-assistant to carry his various tools, and an inflatable cushion to sleep on. Even now, at nearly nine hundred years old, his personal packing lists only included a scant few additions to make the expedition just a bit more comfortable in his old age. But with over a dozen students and postgraduate researchers joining him on this journey to far off worlds, most of whom were still young and naive about the ways of the wider galaxy, he had quite a bit of work to do. While all of them were well educated and mature enough to handle themselves like adults, like most other members of the Turt-Chopian species, they had never met any of the dozens of other beings who inhabited the Milky Way. In a way, this experience wasn't simply meant as a capstone to both their education and his career but also one of the rare opportunities to expose these young adults to some of the other extant species in this galaxy.

“Professor B?” A soft and slightly hesitant voice called out to Binar from the doorway to his office. “You wanted to see me?”

“Ah, yes, Ms. Luitarni! Please, come in, come in.” The three-sided man waved one of his upper tentacle-like arms, motioned for his young research assistant to take a seat in the cushion on the other side of his desk with another, and used the final one to turn off the holographic displays which surrounded him. “I take it you finished administering the tests for the freshmen?”

“Yes, Professor. And…” Having entered the room with one of the sides of her body turned away from the man, the research assistant was able to turn and reveal a pair of food containers. “I brought lunch!”

“Oh Junipram, you are a godsend!” Binar quickly cleared off his already fairly tidy desk while Juni slowly lowered herself onto the cushion with one of her three faces pointed directly at the professor. “I completely forgot about breakfast this morning. I've been too busy with… Well…”

“Is this about our upcoming expedition? Did you finally get confirmation from the…”

“Qu-ee z-tar.” The obviously excited old man twirled two of his arms while he watched the young woman set out the steaming containers and slowly completed her sentence. “That is how it is pronounced. They can be a bit intimidating, but they are usually ardent professionals. And yes, I did get confirmation. However… They did request that we start a bit earlier than we initially planned.”

“That shouldn’t be an issue, Professor.” As soon as she had set down both of the to-go boxes, Junipram was already beginning to open hers. Even though Binar was acting a bit off, she simply assumed it had to do with him skipping breakfast. Considering she had also skipped breakfast, the noodles, synth-fowl, and spicy white-sauce she had gotten for lunch were far more intriguing to her than anything else. “Everyone who signed up is staying on campus until we depart. They’ll probably be ecstatic to get going early. But, if I may ask, why the request?”

“Well… Uh… This expedition is proving to be a bit more… Interesting than I was initially aware of.” Though the man had a perfect three-hundred and sixty degree view of his office which surrounded him, all of his focus was now squarely on his research assistant. “A Singularity Entity will be joining us.”

“What?” Juni had just picked up her eating utensil but immediately set it back down while closing the lip over her lunch.

“Uh… A Singularity Entity… You have heard of them in your xenology studies, correct?”

“Of course! But! Like! Wh- Why?” Juni’s over the top reaction came at no surprise to the elderly professor. Despite being one of the most well traveled members of his species alive, even Binar had never actually met a Singularity Entity in person.

“Let me start with this, Ms. Luitarni. You were absolutely correct about the age estimations of that datashard we have been trying to decipher.” Binar momentarily paused as he saw the wheels of recognition begin to turn in his research assistant’s mind. “It was not over a billion years, it was only about three-hundred million. Or… More specifically, three-hundred and eighteen million, six-hundred and ninety-seven thousand, and seven-hundred and forty-two years old, give or take a few millennia. If I remember correctly, that would put the final date stamp on the files exactly inline with your predictions. I must admit, I should have never doubted you. I guess I let my desire to have my final adventure be something truly groundbreaking override my better judgment.”

“Did- How- What?!?” There were dozens of questions waiting to explode out of Juni’s central brain but only one was particularly coherent. “How did you get such an exact date?”

“The Qui’ztar fleet who I had put in the mission request with just so happened to have a ship pass by the first planet on our route and… Well…”

“What did they find?” Though Juni now knew why the professor had been acting strangely, she didn’t understand why he was hesitating so much. Normally the man couldn’t shut up and yet now it seemed like he couldn’t complete a sentence. “Come on, Professor! What could have possibly happened that caused a Singularity Entity to get involved with an archeology expedition? Is the datashard we’re studying one of theirs or-”

“It’s… Well…” Binar cut her off while he picked up a pen, grabbed a small pad of paper, and quickly scribbled down a word before showing the young woman what he wrote. “As of right now, certain details are considered… secret. The Qui’ztar Fleet Admiral, Singularity Entity 139-621, and even one of our own top military leaders have specifically requested that I not divulge any information except under very specific circumstances.”

“We have to tell everyone that’s going, at least!” When Juni had walked into this office just a few moments ago, she hadn’t expected that she would be scared out of her mind after reading a single word written on an otherwise blank pad of paper.

“We absolutely will… Just under very specific circumstances. Finals week isn’t quite over for everyone yet. And I want to be sure everyone has at least a few days to rest and relax after finishing out this semester. They’ve earned it! And… Well… I would like a few more days to get everything worked out with the military concerning how exactly we’re going to tell everyone without the information getting out to the public. We don’t want to start a panic. There are always dangers associated with long distance space travel, risks of piracy and the like, and most of the people who signed up are fairly adventurous. But even with Qui’ztar honor guards and a Singularity Entity with us, I think this may scare off a few of the more risk averse students. I need to figure out how to weed those people out without really telling them anything and guarantee those who still want to come don’t post the wrong thing on their social media. As you can hopefully tell, this is a… Potentially sensitive subject.”

“We can just tell them that recent discoveries have shown this expedition will be dangerous enough to require honor guards from a combat species who evolved on a deathworld, and even then their safety cannot be guaranteed.”

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“Has Tens always been this terrifying?” Nula asked while standing in a mechbay and staring at a screen that showed a third person view of an in-progress combat simulation.

“He used to be worse.” Hompta replied in such a relaxed, matter of fact manner that it pulled the android's attention away from the carnage unfolding before her eyes. “Way worse.”

“That's not possible.” As Nula's optical sensors returned to the holographic display, she watched Tens's mech utilize its oversized tomahawk to take the head clean off of a ten meter tall, quadrupedal, and vaguely canine-shaped walker like it was nothing. “Did you see what he just did?!? What could be worse than that?!?”

“Hey Kartomi!” The small, furry man turned towards one of his fellow Kyim’ayik who was standing at a nearby station. “Is Tens less terrifying than he used to be?”

“Is he cackling like a witch stirring her cauldron while covered in Chigagorian guts?” The other BD engineer sarcastically retorted without even looking away from her work. “If not, then he's less terrifying.”

“See.” As Hompta turned back to shoot Nula a cheeky wink, he saw what he assumed to be a horrified expression on Nula'trula’s facial screen. “Oh, come on! He's only like this when he's fighting the bad guys. Chigagorians are genuinely evil and do really deserve this kind of violence. If you knew what they do to species they consider lesser, you wouldn't be giving me that look.”

“But he laughed while killing them?”

“Like I said, he used to be worse.” Turning back to the screen, the beaver-otter found himself much more interested in the readouts from Loud Bark's quasi-sentient control-AI than he was with Tens's combat performance. “Plus he's actually working as a team with everyone else. He used to be that young warrior who would charge ahead, club in hand, and leave the rest of his team to clean up behind him. Looks like 139 found a way to finally force him to act like a soldier instead of a warrior.”

“I don't understand… What do you mean by acting like a soldier instead of a warrior? Is there a difference?”

“Well…” Hompta hesitated for a moment then continued in an almost reverential tone. “Msko explained it to me like this. A warrior is someone who is brave enough to put their own life on the line for those they love, their land, and what is right. While their heart may be in the right place and they may even be well trained like everyone in the Nishnabe Militia, they also tend to be glory hungry and more apt to go off and do their own thing while in combat. A soldier, on the other hand, is a warrior who realizes they are part of something far larger than themselves. A soldier will follow orders, stick with their team, and they generally care far less about glory than they do about making it home without anyone in their team getting seriously hurt.”

“That sounds like being a warrior would be much more dangerous than being a soldier.” As Nula watched the simulated combat play out on the screen before her, she was starting to see emergent patterns in the interactions between Tens and the other mech operators. “And I am struggling to even see an opportunity for anyone to break off to operate on their own. With how many enemies they are facing, the odds of success fighting alone would be…”

“Not great.” The furry man replied with a hearty chuckle. “But I don't think I've ever seen real life ground combat get this intense before. Tens has been on over five-hundred combat missions, his record is around fifteen-hundred confirmed kills in a single mission during a major operation against a Chigagorian stronghold that had planetary shielding to prevent orbital bombardment, and even then he found ways to get ahead of everyone else. I think he just likes to swing and shoot in every direction at once without having to worry about friendly fire. He may be at the front of the pack right now, but he's mostly just acting as the tip of the spear. And it might look like he's putting himself in unnecessary danger the way he keeps trying to have these warforms focus on him, but if you look close, you'll see he's trying to pull them out of cover, overload their tracking, and give opportunities for the Angels to take them out. He may be at two-thousand kills, but even the people at the back of the pack are at nearly eighteen-hundred.”

“Two-thousand kills in two hours and he's barely slowed down.”

“Yeah, he's just getting into his full stride. I've seen him operate for twelve hours straight before. It's the Qui’ztar who are slowing down and he’s just keeping pace with them.” With a quick point of small paw-like hand towards a set of readouts on the side of the screen, Nula was made aware of the sensors monitoring the physical condition of everyone engaged in this simulation. Out of the twenty-two boxes showing various data, including one for the Singularity Entity actively controlling the opposition force, only one labeled Angel-0 lacked the color indicator of dangerously high levels of stress. “The Nishnabe's species are some unique kind of predator. Persistent-pursuit hunting, I think it's called. Some real scary shit. Super long story short, they never stop chasing their prey. My ancestors actually documented some of the First Generation of Nishnabe chasing down prey for three days straight without rest. They may not be the biggest, strongest, or only Ascended deathworld apex predator species in the galaxy, but they are the most terrifying.”

“I'm sorry, did you say the Nishnabe's species?” Nula looked towards the furry little man with a curious expression on her digitized face. “Is Nishnabe not their species name?”

“No. They don’t really have an official species name yet since the rest of their kind hasn’t Ascended yet. They were abducted from their homeworld almost twelve-hundred years ago. But… That's the part you want to know about?” Hompta turned towards the canine android with his fuzzy brow furled and his puffy, whiskered cheeks contorted in a half smile. “Not the unceasing deathworld predators who will never stop chasing you?”

“Well…” If the android's facial screen could properly blush the way a human could, the artificial woman would be glowing red. Though she didn’t exactly know why she felt embarrassed by her curiosity over the Nishnabe and humanity as a whole, she decided to shift the topic to her own people. “I don't know what you mean by deathworld… And my creators used a different word for it, but they were also predators who utilized a hunting methodology where they would chase their prey until it tired itself out. Potentially including days of following one specific target. They referred to it as an endurance predation while most other predators on their homeworld were either ambush, trap, or stealth predators. However, I do not have a full database of every animal that lived alongside my creators, only a small sample they felt was appropriate to include in my initial programming. I'm sure there are types I am unaware of.”

“What was the gravitational force of your creator's homeworld?” Hompta's playful expression began to melt away as he looked up at the canine android’s face and, for the first time, started to recognize certain predatory features. “And how dangerous were those other predators?”

“The felt surface gravity was equivalent to nine and a half meters per second squared of acceleration.” Nula watched as her small friend's eyes grew wide and his mouth fell open far enough for her to see the needle like canine teeth hiding behind his large front incisors. “And my creators were not the top predator of their ecosystems until they developed sufficiently powerful ranged weapons. Even after developing space flight and building their first space station, safety from predators could not be guaranteed in some of the more rural or less developed areas.”

“That…” As he froze up for a split second, Hompta wondered if this was how his ancestors felt when they first met Tens's ancestors aboard that Arnehilian slave ship over a millennia ago. “That definitely sounds like a deathworld to me.”

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2024.04.20 15:00 Bigcockcole101 Not finished

"I suppose he gets that from his dad..." Maya said softly rubbing Cole's leg. Cole turned to her. "What do you mean?" He asked.
"Both Kai and Ray can be quite... well I wouldn't say detached but more like they don't think so much about the feelings of others. A lot of the times Rey doesn't acknowledge how I feel and not just with me but with others as well. They sort of struggle to understand." Maya shrugged not knowing what other way to put it. Cole nodded. "Yeah I guess. I just feel like me and Kai have been through a lot and you know... I feel like we're brothers and that we're cut from the same cloth... but I suppose he doesn't think that way."
Maya nodded at this listening to what Cole had to say. "I barely feel anything for Ray anymore. It's like our relationship has gone dry." She stated as she stared off into the distance. "I can't even remember the last time we had sex." She scoffed.
Cole was a bit taken aback by this statement. It wasn't that it shocked him, he was just suprised to hear it. Maya noticed this. "Sorry that's a bit too much detail." She laughed. Cole laughed with her. "Well it's the way you feel... isn't it." He said...
There was an akward silence between them. Maya countinued to rub Cole's leg, originally it was to comfort him but now it seemed like it was serving her more. Cole rested his hand on hers.
Their eyes locked... Maya came in for a hug. They embraced. Holding each other. Two different generations both their problems were carbon copies of each other.
Without warning and without thinking Cole brought his lips down to Maya's. Maya didn't retort. It felt right... natural almost. They're kiss grew more passionate as Cole began to press forward, slowly sending Maya down onto her mattress, as their emotions built up. Their tounges connected as their mouths began to violently fight each other. At the same time Maya began running her hands over Cole's clothed yet well built body. Cole placed his hands firmly on Maya's hips. Forget it. Forget everything.
Cole drew away from Maya as he took of his shirt revealing his muscular body, complete with his big chest and hard abs. Maya took of her own shirt revealing her boobs which were restrained by her bra. Cole dived back down and they resumed their intamcy. Maya took hold of Cole's trousers and pulled them down. Cole did the same to her.
As they made out in their underwear they both knew it wasn't enough, they wanted more. Maya pushed Cole off of her so she could remove her bra, her beautiful round tits bouncing out as she unstrapped it. Cole went straight towards them, caressing them as well as kneading them like dough. As he did Maya pulled her panties off and then did the same for Cole's boxers. Cole moved his mouth towards Maya's breasts. He put one in his mouth and began to suck it as if it were giving him life.
Maya moaned as he did, the cold sensation of his tounge running across her nipple felt great. Not only that but should could feel something big and hard poking her thigh. Was that his cock? It felt so big. Maya began to grind her fat hips into it. Cole suddnely stopped sucking and instead began to aggressively lick Maya like a dog. His cold tounge slapping against Maya's elegant boobs. Maya enjoyed it the wet sensation of his tounge as Cole enjoyed the taste of her mildly sweaty body. Cole went from her left tit then to her right, slowly moving down to her mid rift. Maya new where this was going.
Cole went all the way down to her shaved. beaver continously rolling his tounge on her body. Maya began to moan as he moved his tounge around her already wet pussy covering every inch of it. Cole stuck his tounge right inside it moving it around. This made Maya really moan now. Cole didn't stop with his tounge and instead just drove it deeper as he dined on Maya's delicious pussy, a delicacy he had never thought about eating up until now. Maya stroked his cute shaggy hair as he did. "That's real good." She moaned, spreading her legs out further so Cole had easier access. Cole just kept on licking aggressively as Maya stroked his hair like he were a lost puppy.
Suddenly Maya couldn't hold it any longer. She tilted her head back and let her pussy squirt into Cole's mouth and on his face. "Hhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh..." Maya let out a sigh of pleasure and relief. Cole greedily lapped up all her juices, like a cat to a bowl of milk, not stopping until every inch of her was clean. Afterwards Cole took his head out and went back up to Maya's level.
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2024.04.18 18:31 Rollenopfer Field report from our roadtrip from New Orleans to New York City

When I asked for tips for our road trip (wife, three kids, me) from NOLA to NYC, I got a lot of suggestions that helped me. I therefore wanted to share my experiences in order to be able to help some people on future trips.
In advance: it was great and I would plan the road trip almost exactly the same way again.
We arrived at JFK on March 21st. To our slight dismay, it was still very cold there. We therefore moved around a lot in the short time we had until we left for NOLA (2 nights). We explored Queens and Brooklyn on foot. Queens in particular is ignored by many tourists. We found that Trinciti in Queens probably has the best Trinidadian food outside of T&T.
Then we went to NOLA by plane where we started the road trip. Our vehicle was a Toyota Corolla Cross Hybrid, the ideal car for a quick start at traffic lights. Our other overnight stops (each one between 1 and 4 nights) were Gulf Shores (Alabama), Birmingham (Alabama), Huntsville (Alabama), Nashville Tennesse, Seymour (Tennessee), Asheville North Carolina), Banner Elk (North Carolina), Waynesboro (Virgina), Washington (DC ) and Manhattan (New York)
What were the highlights?
New Orleans:
The architecture is unique. We lived near Audubon Park. One house is more beautiful than the other. The villas are very individually designed, but somehow fit together well. The final touch is provided by the rustic vegetation. The French Quarter also has its own charm. Of course we tried Poboy, Muffaletta and Beignet and the latter in particular are damn delicious. The evening was great in the Musical Legends Park. The band played great jazz and we were the most enthusiastic guests. My wife also had a lot of wishes, all of which the band was able to implement. Of course we also put a few bills in the bucket.
Nashville:
What a crazy party mile. My wife and I found it almost a bit too much on the first evening. However, our alcohol level was also at zero and that of the others, well I don't think it needs to be mentioned. On the second day we explored the city (Capitol, Hall of Fame, farmers market, sports museum, etc.) and then went back to Broadway. There's a lot going on here even at lunchtime. It's crazy how many thousands of musicians earn their living here. Sometimes three bands play in one bar. There is even live music in shoe stores. We then went to Jason Aldean Restaurant and listened to Cole Phillips and Jackie Verna covering songs. Great time there.
Banner Elk - Boone region:
Such a nice stop in the middle of the Blue Ridge Mountains. The city has nice restaurants, even a small, free art museum, a theater, brewery, etc. But it's not as uber-hip as Asheville, for example. You can also go on great hiking trips in the area. Since the area is quite high, we even had snow here again at the beginning of April.
The Blue Ridge Mountains:
It was just great to drive through here. The views on both the BRP and Skyline Drive are simply fantastic. The trees barely had any leaves and a large part of the BRP in NC was still closed due to snowfall. Still, what an honor to have driven this way.
Nature in general:
Burgess Falls, Linville Falls, the Mississippi/Alabama/Florida coast. The drive through rural and forested Alabama, the Natchez Trace Parkway. The lack of density in the USA simply brings with it a beautiful solitude that one is not used to in Europe.
Washington DC:
The city is simply very pleasant for tourists to visit. The Washington Mall is easy to walk around and of course it's great to actually have all the monuments you see in movies in front of you. The museums are really great and they are all free. We went to the Renwick Gallery and the Museum of African American History and both are highly recommended. Of course, my kids especially loved the Jefferson Library for Instagram selfies. The solar eclipse was the icing on the cake of our stay in DC.
New York:
Of course always a highlight. Since we had a total of 6 days in NYC, we made it to all boroughs of the city. We visited the Bronx for a Yankees game. The children especially thought it was great. They were the loudest "Go Yankees, go!" callers in the stadium. I drank the most expensive beer of my life for 18 dollars, but well, even that's an experience, right :-).
Things we liked during our trip:
Things we didn’t like:
Things that surprised us:
OK stop. I have already written too much. Hope this can help others who are planning a similar trip, especially those that are also coming from abroad.
You guys really have a great country. Treat it well and treat each other well (especially looking at the madness that comes with the Biden/Trump battle). I hope to come back soon and explore another part of the states.
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2024.04.15 05:25 Fickle-Exchange2017 Season 4, Ep 11. RECAP!


Happening Right Now On Party Roll


We've gotten a much needed rest safely within the caravan, but there is no 'fun and games'. We are summoned to the King's chamber the next morning, where it is revealed that the caravan took on a lot of damage and will completely break down within 10 hours. The King requests that we take his lead engineer (Krimbim the Ejaculator) and head out in front of the caravan in search of spare parts. After a very long day of walking under the heat of the sun, we do come across something peculiar. Dead bodies and horses are littered on the ground before them, leading towards a small cohort caravan. We meet the least fucked up survivor and try to help him, but things feel suspicious when he goes to grab for something. By the looks of it, he was going to pop off a flare into the sky, but we manage to subdue him. A little weirded out, we try to put some distance between us and whatever this is, when a flare goes up withing the mess of that cohort caravan. Guess we didn't search around well enough! Aye yah yah! Welp it's done and done and we continue back to the city, to see what this new hostage is all about. Unfortunately, we have to make camp on the way back and things go bump in the night. That's when we are ambushed in the night by 6 to 7 guards, glass magic grenades are littered everywhere and with everyone alerted, we get our ass in gear for a fight!
Party Roll to beat: 13
Mark 19 Matt 3 Cory 17 Vanessa 17 Jose 5 Dusty




Roll for initiative!

Otto 4 Sledge 14 Meeb 4 Sarn 7 Donoub 17

Sit Rep
Otto is basically the only one still left within the internal workings of the camp. Krimbim is MIA



Bad guy #1's turn, comes running up and rainbow beams emulate from his sword and towards Otto First strike Nat 20! Ouuuuf!! 24 dmg Second attack 22 11 dmg

Donoub's turn, casts ray of frost on bad guy blue 18, Hit 9 dmg

Sledge's turn, goes into a rage (for the first time this campaign) Roll for Melee attack on Bad Guy Red 12, Miss
Second attack 14, Miss
Bonus action 22, Hit7 7 dmg
Bad guy red's turn, roll for melee attack on Sledge 13, Miss
Second attack 10, Miss

Bad guy #3's turn, From a distance throws something, when it lands in the sand, appears where it landed.

Bad guy blue's turn, Roll for melee attack on Sledge 13, Miss
second attack 16, Miss
Sarn's turn, as an action, flames his arrows and trots up the higher ground
Bad guy #4 turn, Roll for ranged attack on Sledge 15, Miss
Sit rep
Two ppl are currently in combat with Sledge (red bad guy/blue bad guy), a third guy who's flinging daggers and disappearing/reappearing, Then there is Rainbow guy (bad guy#1) and the furthest guy is way in the back with a bow and arrow shooting at Sledge
Meeb's turn, roll kick at Bad guy Red 2, Miss
Second attack ???, Miss

Otto's turn, casts healing light on himself for 11 Hp and runs away to hide behind a small boulder

Bad guy #1's turn, roll for melee attack on Otto 12, Miss second attack 16, Hit 5 dmg

Donoub's turn, casts Chill Touch on bad guy blue 22, Hit 11 dmg


Sledge's turn, Roll for Melee attack on Bad Guy Red ???, Miss
Second attack 13, Miss
Bonus attack 21, Hit 8 dmg

Bad guy red's turn, roll for melee attack on Sledge, swinging his sword 5, Miss
Second attack 4, Miss


Bad guy #3's turn, sprints up to Sledge and jams a dagger into his back 20, Hit 26 dmg


Bad guy blue's turn, breaks off attack on Sledge and goes after Donoub and swings his sword 15, Hit 4 dmg
second attack NAT 20, Hit 12 dmg
Opportunity attack from Sledge towards Bad Guy Blue 15, Hit 10 dmg for the bad guy


Sit Rep
Otto is hiding behind a rock, while Bad Guy #1 Rainbow dude is coming up towards him, Donoub is getting slashed by Bad guy blue, Meeb is kicking at the air, Sledge is dealing with the dagger throwing guy and everything else.


Sarn's turn, sends a flaming arrow towards Dagger man, aka Bad guy #3 24, Hit 10 dmg


Bad guy #4 turn, Roll for ranged attack towards Meeb 20, Hit second attack NAT 20, Hit
As a reaction, uses deflect missile and only takes 13 dmg Spends a Ki Point and throws arrow back at Bad Guy #4 for 9 dmg

Meeb's turn, goes to hit Bad guy Blue with a punch 21, Hit 7 dmg spends a Ki point and uses 'Stunning Strike', Bad Guy blue needs to save on a constitution roll 16, Saves
second attack, spends a third Ki point to cast 'Fury of blows' Hit one 23, Hit dmg was not rolled Hit two 11, Miss
Fury of Blows Hit one 20, Hit Hit Two 17, Hit
Comes around with two swift kicks and the final kick at the slide of his head snaps his neck, 18 dmg, ENEMY DOWN!!!!!

Otto's turn, casts eldrich blast at bad guy #1 blast one 10, Miss blast two, 24, Hit 5 dmg

Bad guy #1s turn, roll for sword attack on Otto 17, hit 17, hit 11 dmg, the kid is getting sliced and diced.
Donoub's turn, casts 'crown of madness' wisdom saving throw DC15 on Bad guy blue 6, Fails He is under Donoubs control and she tells him to attack bad guy #1
Sit Rep
We have bad guy #3 next to Sledge, digging into his back with the dagger. Bad guy red is around


Sledge's turn, Roll for melee attack against bad guy #3 14, Miss second attack 5, Miss
Bonus action 18, Hit 13 dmg


Bad guy red's turn, Goes to Stab Sledge 22, Hit 2 dmg
second attack 16, Miss

Bad guy #3's turn, Goes for more stabbing on Sledge 23, Hit 25 dmg


Bad guy blue's turn, Runs over to Bad guy #1 and swings his sword under Control from Donoub 17, Hit 13 dmg
second attack 10, Miss

Sarn's turn, casts 'wall of fire' between bad guy #1 and Bad guy blue, Dex save DC14 Bad guy #1 22, Pass Bad Guy Blue 9, Misses 27 dmg to Blue, 14 dmg to Bad Guy #1

Meeb's turn, Heals himself with Holiness of body spell. Spends a Ki point to do Fury of Blows on Bad guy #3 19, Hit 15+, Hit 17 total dmg
furry of blows first hit 23, Hit Second hit 15, Miss 7 dmg
Sit Rep
Bad guy #1 is still in the fire, Bad guy Blue is burning to a crisp. Outside of the fire, We have Bad guy #3 and Bad guy red.

Otto's turn, Shoots an arrow at bad guy #1 NAT 20!! Hit ! second arrow 18, Hit 29 dmg
Bad guy #1's turn, Sooooooo, no saving throws to get outta the fire that Sarn cast. If he ends his turn within 10 feet of the wall, or if he passes through the wall of fire, he takes 5-d8 of dmg. Wowwwwza Runs through the fire 19 dmg
On fire, charges at Otto and swings his sword NAT 20 !! Hit ! second hit 7, Miss 24 dmg
Pops an action surge and swings again at Otto NAT 20 !!! HIT !!!! 21 dmg, Otto is knocked the fuck out.

Donoub's turn, Casts 'witch bolt' on Bad guy #1 24, Hit 9 dmg

Sledge's turn, Roll for melee attack on bad guy #1 15, Miss 23, Hit 15 dmg
bonus action 20, Hit 13 dmg
Bad guy red's turn, Roll for melee attack on Sledge 20, Hit 7, Hit 2 dmg

Bad guy #1 turn, Flings his dagger at Doboub 22, Hit 14 dmg
Sarn's turn, charges at Bad guy #1 and casts 'Blight' on him, Con save 15 Bad guy rolls, 7 Fail 35 dmg, he's looking rough up
Sit rep Only 3 bad guys are left. No ones paying attention to Bad Guy Red. But Bad guy #1 and #3 are looking pretty banged up.
Meeb's turn, strikes at Bad guy red Nat 20 ! Hit ! 10 dmg
second attack 15, Hit ! 6 dmg
Otto's turn, Death saving throw 2, Fail Thats strike 1

Bad guy #1's turn, comes to stab at Sarn Nat 1, Miss 3, Miss
Donoub's turn, since witch bolt is still casts on Bad guy #1, we roll for dmg 7 dmg to bad guy #1
Sledge's turn, Runs up to Bad guy #1 NAT 20! Hit ! 15 dmg
second attack 17, Miss 11, Miss
Bad guy Red gets an opportunity attack on Sledge 16, Miss
Bad guy Red's turn, Goes to attack Meeb 14, Miss NAT 1, Miss
Bad guy #1's turn, Goes to stab Sledge 25, Hit 5 dmg

Sarn's turn, Casts thunderwave on bad guy red, Dc save 14 13, Fail 14 dmg and bad guy red is pushed away from Otto
Meeb's turn, Kicks the prone bad guy red w/advantage 20, Hit ! 8 dmg
second attack 17, Hit 6 dmg Stomps on his head and crushes it. ENEMY DOWN!!!!
Otto's turn, Death saving throw 9 Fail
19, Saves stabilized to 1 hp


Bad guy #1's turn, Turns tail and runs.
Donoub's turn, Casts lightning pn the witch bolt thats still attached to bad guy #1 NAT 1, Miss
Sledge's turn, goes to hulk smash the pleading bad guy #1 18, Hit 7 dmg Swings right between his shoulder and neck and slices through his body, falling to the ground, ENEMY DOWN!!!
Bad guy #3 is only left
Sarn's turn, roll for ranged attack w/advantage for inspiration 21, Hit 15 dmg The arrow goes through his chest and he runs for another 5 feet before collapsing. ENEMY DOWN!!!!


Donoub heads over and takes the rainbow looking sword. It feels magically. Sarn stabilizes Otto.
We frisk some of the corpses, get a few healing potions but more importantly a note, which looks like it's written in code.


--- END OF COMBAT ---

Will our group make it back alive?!
Was bringing a child squire on this trip a bad idea?!
Where did Krimbim go?!
All that action will get you raunchy and wanting more, so stick your eyeballs out and look for the next episode offfffffffffffffff PPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!





Quotes
"Hilarious point Matt" - Cory, when he finds out laughing is clipping on the interface but still wants to convey his feelings with words
"Have you been eating well? Consuming foods for you? Drinking liquid for your health and not for your pleasure?" - Steven's mirror self to...himself.
"He again swings his sword twice, this time the lights are a little bit dimmer than the first time, realizing that maybe I made his sword too powerful, I'm gunna recon it [to be a little] less powerful" - DM Steven admitting his faults
"Are your dice made of Granite?!" - Vanessa to Matt who rolls loudly
"I am not a healthy Beaver" -Jose, after his slut concubine character takes the wrong kinda hits.

Trivia
-Engineer Rory saved the podcast by figuring out some interface issues that was hampering recording. Rory is Jesus.
-This was the parties second attempt at recording today. Which means there are Lost Episodes of the Party roll
-On the lost episode, Steven nearly killed the entire party. He adjusted stats a second time around and the players had some knowledge of things. I think every season has atleast one lost episode. Alternate timelines!!
-Mark rolls Cory's party number from the last episode, Cory rolls Mark's party number from the last episode. Whoa.
-They named the bad guys in the lost episode by the colour bandana that they are wearing.
-Bad guy #1 has a name, Pea'atier the Rapier
-Matt rolls his dice on top of a crown royal bag as his dice tray
-Matt has been using his character wrong....AGAIN. What a Dusty move...
-Jose sings this at one point (timestamp 33:09) and well Otto really was on the edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWBS0JBNzQ
partyrollpodcast.com
@ party_roll on twitter
https://www.patreon.com/partyrollpodcast
Teener Time https://www.youtube.com/@TeenerTime
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2024.04.11 20:37 Dan31BZ6 [REQUEST] [Steam] Rimworld Anomaly DLC $24.99

Hi fellow gifters of GiftofGames
I am coming to you all hat in hand to request the newest DLC to Rimworld, Anomaly. This is the 4th DLC of an already phenomenal game.
Rimworld is a colony simulator from Ludeon Studios. The Steam page has it identified as "A sci-fi colony sim driven by an intelligent AI storyteller. Generates stories by simulating psychology, ecology, gunplay, melee combat, climate, biomes, diplomacy, interpersonal relationships, art, medicine, trade, and more."
Here is my personal review of it on steam "Rimworld. What to say? I could say that the first time I played (118 hours ago) I was a budding group of shipwrecked survivors and all went well! Yea, that did not happen. I am pretty sure that save is labeled "Cannibal Group." Everything was going fine, great even until the Blight came. Not only did blight hit us, it was right before we were raided as well. Things took a turn for the worse after that. No food + lots of corpses = My first time playing the game. Second save: Crashland. WTF is an alpha beaver? Damn, those things can eat trees fast! I have to kill them. Damn, they hit hard too, there is a lot of them. Wait, rabbits can go crazy? Everyone depressed. My "shooter" snaps. Everyone but my most passive player dies. Why is he not moving? Status check shows legs bitten off by a bunny (SHI......) slowly dies. Honestly this game is amazing. You can prepare for anything you can think of and it will let you know if you prepared well or not. Raiders incoming? Turrets powered on. Beautiful rooms for everyone! Jim "Trashman" gets mad because he does not like aesthetically pleasing things. I really love this game and would absolutely recommend it to anyone who likes to manage communities and generally see how they would handle things. Oh look, a TORNADO just spawned….."
Let me tell you it is so much more. The modding community is amazing. I was getting annoyed with dirt buildup in my colony building. Doing a quick search found me a door mat mod. I know that is not as crazy as other mods but dang, there was a mod for my issue.
Now they have added a horror theme expansion (DLC) that I am hoping to jump into! Thank you for what you all do!

Steam Profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/dan31bz6/
Rimworld Anomaly DLC Page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2380740/RimWorld__Anomaly/

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2024.04.10 15:58 JulianSkies AMA #3 - Public Post

AMA Number 3
Below are the questions and answers of an AMA session SP had in the patron discord! A lot of interesting information!
Some joking around and irrelevant/personal questions were removed, as this is for stuff that pertains NoP as a story, and I have also done a bit of an edit pass for readability due to Discord-typing. Have fun!
NobleKrakotl: What was your inspiration for the Krev Consortium? They have tech that's awesome and unseen in NOP, as well as an interesting structure in the overall goal everyone works towards is overthrowing the Feds. Is it all completely original, are there specific works that inspired this, or is it also from some cool theories that are floating around with what is possible with technology and alien life. The Krev have a lot going on with them SpacePaladin15: The Krev are kind of just inspired by different concepts I saw, mainly Dark Forest discussions entangled with the NOPverse—someone seeing the Feds would be inspired to hide. The tech (namely the orbital rings) was inspired by an Isaac Arthur video because they’re cool. They’re like space elevators if space elevators could actually work without magic
Rosenkreuz: Were there any plans for the Consortium races that you ended up not using? SpacePaladin15: I briefly considered having a feline race, or having the Reskets instead be a bird of prey/owl-like, but I like the current amount and iteration of species
Grand_Venlil_kisser: How many species are in each faction in NoP2 (he's gonna not answer I know it, number questions kill him) SpacePaladin15: 82 in the Sapient Coalition (not counting the Bissem who are on their own for now. The Shield have grown from the original 40, probably about doubled as well. So then the rest are fed remnants… And then there’s the Arxur collective, the Kolsul quarantiners, and the Sivkit Grand Herd Then of course the Krev Consortium has 6 species as full members, 7 after the Ark Humans are admitted in Chapter 21. That might get muddy if the SC were to ever get involved
fireblaze: What species/faction is closest to developing sapient ai and/or mind uploading by the start of NoP2, and how far along are they? SpacePaladin15: Humans (SC humans) followed by the Trombil
Munch'in: Would the Consortium have exterminated the Arxur if they protectively attacked the Federation, or would they have tried to take some of them into the fold since the Arxur fleet would be comparatively impotent SpacePaladin15: The Consortium views the Arxur as part of the lunacy in that corner of space, since they know about the people-eating. I really doubt they’d try to integrate the Arxur, or consider them anything but a maniacal enemy
AcceptableEgg: How much impact has humanity had on the other races in terms of environmental policy? As in, what are the minimum protections the environment now has for the SC in terms of something universal. SpacePaladin15: I’d say mostly getting rid of exterminators and trying to undo that biosphere damage. Species that welcome that help like the Yotul would’ve seen the Leirn restoration program with our direct input, and help restoring near extinct species. I wouldn’t say there’s direct interplanetary legislation governing environmental issues, since we still grapple with our own climate issues…though at least we’re trying. And we can translate that knowledge to help out Ivrana!
Thirsha: Were any efforts to preserve culture or pre-fed knowledge successful during any species uplift? SpacePaladin15: Apart from the Arxur, I wouldn’t say canon has anything like that. Even among the founders, where the average Farsul maybe knows a bit more with their festivals and artifact sifting, there’s divisions of knowledge. Fyron left because she had some inkling of things she didn’t agree with. Wouldn’t need a Secret Archives if you didn’t hide the full scope of things though
Objectively Ulchid: How much Ulchid involvement will there be? SpacePaladin15: Main story, I consider them a side species, who would appear to help with Comms, to be comms techs/train Gress if he were to seek such a military role due to his prior position. They will appear in the Gress side story, however
NovaLux: Can you give any hints on how memory tech may be used within the upcoming story? SpacePaladin15: No comment. Absolutely zero comment
NovaLux: And if not that, did you always plan for the memory tech to become plot relevant rather than just a framing method? (Always as in since you started NoP in the first place) SpacePaladin15: In NOP1 it was a framing device without any higher intentions, I’ll answer that part
Valkyrie: Here's my question: Can you please tell us what is it that we predators have that the former Feds don't, but they'd like to get their paws on? More specifically, can you give us Earth's (or humanity's at large) top 3 or more exports to alien planets in 2160? I am asking top 3 so that you cannot just dodge it by saying "media" like the last chapter of NoP1 implied. :P
In case you don't wanna guesstimate economy: Can you tell us what human emigration to alien planets looks like in 2160? How many have moved (ballpark) and to where? Is it more of an assimilation with the locals or small human communities / concentrations? Any typical jobs the aliens may seek specifically human employees for?
SpacePaladin15: That’s an interesting way of putting multiple questions into one SpacePaladin15: Earth is the entertainment capital of the galaxy and its military powerhouse. Our food might’ve caught on as well because it’s surprisingly good SpacePaladin15: Terra Technologies’ memory transcripts are a big deal
Invalid Username: What's the general percentage of SC citizens (not including us) that are still wary of humans in 2160? SpacePaladin15: Probably 30%
COM96: What happened to PD patients? SpacePaladin15: This actually gets hinted at in Chapter 8 of Star Crossed, but there’ve been some reforms in the SC… Still much room to be desired. Earth offers asylum foremost to those who’d be or have been diagnosed with predator disease
ForwardStory: Simple space-filler question ig but what's the Tierkel homeworld? SpacePaladin15: Eskarna
Print: Hey sp question. At what time would you say that yotul and UN/SC relations started to break down? SpacePaladin15: I wouldn’t even say they've broken down so much as there’s a severe disagreement over how to handle Ivrana, ever since their discovery about a decade ago. The Yotul, as we know from Onso’s last POV, also have been a bit paranoid in the wake of the war, and generally are willing to twist arms/poke their noses where they don’t belong
art_mon_so: Have the arxur made more diplomatic relations other than the yotul SpacePaladin15: Yes, but not with very many species: Yotul and humans would be chief
Julian Skies: So... This is going to be a weird question. I expect you to give me more of a vibe of the answer rather than a specific answer, however. But given how we got aliens with many different body shapes... What are the expected baseline assumptions we can make about alien physical capacities? About their dexterity, the kind of things they can do, their strength and tool usage? To give a bit more context, I'm more interested in what are the things that we can always assume are true until told otherwise. For example, let's say that operating a keyboard is something we can assume as a baseline. It'd mean that I'd assume they can do that somehow even if you describe them as having hooves, unless it's explicitly described they can't. So, reiterating: In that context, what are the baseline assumptions we can work on? SpacePaladin15: They have to have some kind of manipulator to use tools and other digital elements. They also have to be able to walk with us, which is why the yochids (sapient water dwelling relative of Ulchids) never developed a civilization and are such a hot button issue to be contacted/uplifted. It’d be difficult, even with Consortium tech, to have them mesh with our type of civilization
The Beaver: Do any of the species in Orion's Arm have super large or super small planets? Like, moon sized or super Earth sized? SpacePaladin15: The Verin and the Onkari are a notable one; they live on twin moons orbiting the same world and were able to see each other since prehistory. Where there’s one, there’s likely others!
Mundane purpose: Are the ark ship humans racist to venlil and zurulians, seeing as last they heard they were allies? SpacePaladin15: You heard what Taylor and Dale (from the bar) commented about the Venlil. There’s certainly some discontent with how fearful they were, but they were the only ones to even try to be humanity’s friends, in their eyes
The Beaver: Who would win in a fight between a Resket and an Arxur? SpacePaladin15: I’d actually go with Resket because ostriches are nuts. Also that’s your second question, so I shouldn’t have answered it. One per person y’all
Gojid!: How’s the de-glassing of the cradle / nishtal going? Anyone living there yet? I want hope! Know the rebuilding has been mentioned, but I would like specifics on how well the efforts are going. SpacePaladin15: Well, the end of Talpin’s series mentions that Berna is going back to live on the rebuilt cradle, and that it was the cities/sites of importance that got done before any smaller villages like Blessed Fields. Nishtal gets mentioned in Chapter 30 but it’s a similar scenario where it has been rebuilt. (The line about Nishtal made me snicker again on my editing skim)
AcceptableEgg: Hmm, I do have one question that’s kind of just a clarification on that: Is the use of antimatter bombs to cleanse colonies still standard practice? SpacePaladin15: We try to talk them out of it, but it hasn’t been a total success. The more traditionalist parties like the Mazics I don’t see as very likely to have given it up. And outside the SC, it definitely is still the norm
ScienceMarc: Damn, didn't realize you were already giving out answers today. I assumed it was going to be happening tomorrow. It's always hard to come up with a good question, cause ideally I'd ask a million, but I'm just gonna go with a relatively simple (I hope) one: Out of the three species that have had the blame for the war levied on them (the Kolshians, Farsul, and Arxur), how would you rank them as far as opinion of the average SC citizen? Like the Arxur are probably the most hated due to the people eating, but on the other hand the Yotul work with them, which isn't really the case for the other two. The Venlil absolutely hate the Farsul it seems, but arguably the Kolshians were the ones pulling the real strings. I, of course, would like details if you feel like giving it (like the treatment of Kolshians/Farsul immigrants like Fyron or Aucel), but a simple ranking from most to least hated by NoP2 would still satisfy me. SpacePaladin15: I’m gonna assume by SC citizen you mean not humans for simplicity. They really hate all of them and wanted to kill all of them. The Arxur did fight alongside them and were technically victims too, but there’s the people eating… I’d still say after Nikonus was caught collabing with Giznel, he bears all of the Arxur’s sins now too in the public eye. The Kolsul also gene editing and tampered with worlds, having the means to save people from the Arxur. Then again, Kolsul might still have citizenship on worlds (like Fyron, who I had an idea for her to be targeted by Venlil extremists and you saw the ‘Crippler’ marked on her door). Won’t have an Arxur walking down the street, so you won’t have exposure, but won’t have a target. My thinking aloud is a bit inconclusive, so I’ll say it varies from species to species, but overall I’d somehow say the Arxur are more likely to be forgiven. Betrayals are harder to forget than just a simple atrocity, and the SC (even Tarva) pushed the issue of wiping out Talsk/Aafa much more
Eager_Question: Can you list some governmental / political titles (head of state, head of a region, that kind of thing) the Arxur have around 2150? SpacePaladin15: I would say Chief Hunter still exists as a primary title, and military officials are governors of various regions and colonies. It’d have a lot of holdovers of Betterment
Laser Bread: What kind of pets are common in this universe for each species, either post-federation or traditionally? SpacePaladin15: I wouldn’t say most aside from the Yotul would have pets; the Yotul took an exceptional shine even to our dogs. Much like the Krev’s obors, that wouldn’t translate to most species
Decary: So seeing as my previous question couldn’t be answered, I figured I should just ask about Duertens, specifically what their culture, mannerisms, and etc are like. Like with Krakotl we know of Inatala and Maltos, but we don’t know what Duerten worship. SpacePaladin15: The Duerten are highly combative and individualist, and were changed into the exact opposite because the Federation can’t abide that. Decary: Thanks for the answer, but would you have anything on their religions? Are they like Krakotl, and do they have a different religion or the same one, or are they like an atheist redditor? SpacePaladin15: They’re one of the more atheist species
Weithbec: This might have been asked already, but what are some of the ways that federation species and consortium species separate themselves visually amongst themselves if they don't have clothes? SpacePaladin15: The Consortium has armor ofc, and ways to digitally distinguish themselves. Jaslips of different enclaves have specific markings cut into their shoulder fur, like we will see with Quana in Chapter 25. Beyond that, belts are canon for both parties. You might have things like the Yotul with their wriststraps that are a symbol of the working class; Onso mentioned jewelry caught on.
Print: SP I remember that a while ago you said that piracy was gonna be a problem in NOP2, Are you ever gonna make a mini series about that? SpacePaladin15: I doubt it, unless I get a great idea
Korjo: And speaking of duerten, specifically the shield, my question is: are there any individuals from a Shield member species that have immigrated to the SC? Assuming they can...? I’m talking about just singular individuals whose species is still a part of the Shield. SpacePaladin15: If a “Federation” member like Kelvanis can apply for asylum, a friendly partner like the Shield with open diplomatic relations would definitely have the door open for immigration… Especially since the Shield still has PD facilities, which would mean asylum is needed on that front SpacePaladin15: Their definition of PD probably shifted though, for the Duerten specifically, to not target individualist thinking as PD
bnnuy: What is sovlin's wife's name? SpacePaladin15: If I’m making up a name, let’s make Sovlin’s wife named Jellia
Ezioir1: How weeks before the operation for conquering Talsk we had already smuggled nuclear sized submarines into oceans under Farsul nose? You can't just airdrop something like that without anyone notice in peace time. Specially with how over edge they were to protect archives. SpacePaladin15: The point was not knowing how or when they got there. Sometimes a question is more interesting than the answer
REDemon: AMA Question: Percentage or numbers wise; How many farsul were taken off of Talsk before the field went up? SpacePaladin15: Whatever percentage of that would be PD patients, dissidents, or government being taken for war crime trials/other punishments. Probably a few percentage points, but on the lower side of that
Gumcel: Seriously though, I don’t really know what to ask so idk, can bissem subspecies have children together? Could we see little baby selmevritala hybrids? SpacePaladin15: Yes, they can crossbreed, though there is a dimensional issue which I will not elaborate on further.
Khazgbthagn: What are the UN's colonies in Mazic space like in the 2160's? How far have they grown from the shoddy outposts like the one Isif saw in 170? SpacePaladin15: Liberty’s Bastion is still the only colony, but it’s been built up a lot from those first few modules and farms. Everything has to start somewhere; Los Angeles didn’t become LA overnight! It’s much more established now, and you’ve gotten more people heading out to the frontier, chasing new opportunities or a more affordable living situation.
Clay: Do humans have control over the Sol system or is it still technically owned by the venlil? SpacePaladin15: That was negotiated within SC borders long ago, we own our world and other colonies where we’ve set up claims. The 20 ly bubble rule no longer applies, and under SC law, each species by default owns their own homeworld and nearby uninhabited systems without other claims. It’s also allowed to register claims to further out colonies with the SC, since humans wanted to spread far and wide. Kalsim wasn’t totally wrong that we’d be everywhere!
Jamey Kun: Given the levels of technology in the setting (to wit the solar collectors and gravitic manipulators) what are your thoughts that Humanity, as much as they owe to and love the Venlil, might undertake the massive engineering feet to geoengineer Skalga by placing orbital solar panels to cut down on the light going to the day-facing part of the planet(and provide power for the planet), and reflectors to warm the night side, thus vastly increasing livable land for the beloved populous? SpacePaladin15: It might be possible, but it’s up to the Venlil if they want it; it’s their home! If they asked, there aren't many projects we wouldn’t help with. Right now, Governor Laisa and the Venlil in general want to return Skalga to how it was—go back to the old ways!
Leon: I know I am late but I had this thought pop into my head last night, with how high the venlil alcohol tolerance is, do they even have a concept of a drinking age or is it like "hey kid want a nice glass of whiskey to celebrate your first day of school" SpacePaladin15: The Venlil don’t have a drinking age, which is why Callsi thought nothing of giving Jimek a drink lol. Probably wouldn’t give it to an infant but other than that; she was scoffing all “he’s 11 not 2”
Im confused: I know I'm very late but this is a question for a fic I am planning to write. Do the arxur have any traditions when it comes to weddings and stuff, for example having matching blades or armour like humans would have matching rings to signify marriage. Also sorry if the question is a bit weird SpacePaladin15: The Arxur modern times don’t have lifelong relationships, or relationships pretty much at all; they abandon their kids. Even before I don’t think most were social enough for large gatherings like weddings
Hopefully that was all very informative!
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2024.04.06 20:43 notyogrannysgrandkid How edible is each team? Part 4 of 5.

Maybe my original joke about Oregon was too naughty? I didn’t realize until a minute ago that it was deleted. So let’s try this again!
Back to Part 3.
On we go, exploring the next batch of teams and how good or horrible (mostly horrible) they would be as a tailgate entree.
Oregon Ducks- They’ve got it all in Eugene, folks! Corkscrew penises, non-echoing vocalizations, superior water resistance, and a downright delicious mascot! And now, in 2024, the chance to make it O-4 against Boise State!
Oregon St Beavers- I walked into the living room to ask my wife and her mother how they thought it would go if somebody went around Corvallis saying, “hey, who wants to munch on my fresh, juicy beaver?” So yeah, I guess beaver isn’t edible.
Penn St Nittany Lions- It’s just a cougar. See BYU, FIU, Georgia St, Houston (and also kind of Oregon St?) for more info.
Pittsburgh Panthers- See above. Side note: they could have gone with an actual panther which is a melanistic leopard or jaguar, but no- it’s just another cougar. Edible, not great, still dangerous to hunt.
Purdue Boilermakers- A boilermaker is a beefy dude who rivets steam engines together all day. That meat is going to be extremely tough and you are going to go to extremely prison for serving it.
Rice Owls- Rice is not specific about the species of owl. It probably tastes like chicken, and you’d probably be found guilty of violating the aforementioned federal law (See Florida Atlantic). Maybe just serve some, you know, rice? There’s a lot of possibilities there! Side note, the Wikipedia page on Sammy the Owl is amazing.
Rutgers Scarlet Knights- Attempting to serve and eat a scarlet knight would be about as successful an endeavor as the tailgate party in West Point.
Sam Houston Bearkats- See Cincinnati. But now with extra potassium!
San Diego St Aztecs- The Uto-Aztecan people who traditionally lived closest to modern day San Diego would probably be the Cahuilla. There are less than 4,000 Cahuilla speakers alive today. Don’t serve them at a tailgate party.
San Jose St Spartans- See Michigan St.
SMU Mustangs- See Boise St. Other breeds are probably preferable for consumption, though.
South Alabama Jaguars- The meat of an exclusive carnivore like a jaguar usually doesn’t taste very good to humans. However, the Tiger Meat eaten up north is very similar to a Brazilian dish known as Jaguar Meat (carne de onça), so just get some steak and tell everyone it’s jaguar.
South Carolina Gamecocks- See Jacksonville St. Personally, I’d rather eat some more beaver.
South Florida Bulls- You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Tampa?
Southern Miss Golden Eagles- We’ve been through this. See North Texas.
Stanford Cardinal- You can’t eat a color (you’re next, Syracuse). You could try to eat a tree. Neither cellulose nor lignins can be digested by humans, though. You’re setting yourself and your guests up for some stomach cramps, constipation, and possibly perforated bowels.
Syracuse Orange- So here’s the thing about Syracuse. Their name and mascot is not the fruit. It’s literally the color orange. HOWEVER. The fruit orange bears its name because of its orange color. The color was named first! So how do you eat orange? By eating an orange. Fresh squeezed juice stand at a tailgate party? Sounds awesome!
TCU Horned Frogs- This is doable. Keep in mind that although the mascot is a horned lizard, the team name is Horned Frogs. There are 3 different groups of amphibians known as horned frogs. Two are native to SE Asia, one to South America. All pretty common, none toxic to humans. Let’s have some frog legs!
Temple Owls- Again with the owls, people! See Rice.
Tennessee Volunteers– Any takers? No? Well OK. More brain prion for me!
Texas Longhorns- Yall’re gonna want some of this brisket. Especially because this is a home game in Austin so there’s absolutely no chance that Lincoln Riley made it.
Texas A&M Aggies- While it technically carries the same risks as consuming human flesh that we have already discussed, there’s also the chance that you would be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for ridding the world of a few Aggies.
Texas State Bobcats- See Ohio. Just make sure a family member or two knows where you’re going to be. People go missing there.
Texas Tech Red Raiders- This would be much more edible if they had stuck with the suggestion somebody made 99 years ago and branded themselves the Dogies. What even is a red raider? Just looks like Antonio Banderas on a horse. I guess the horse is palatable enough.
Toledo Rockets- It’s one of those monikers that was assigned by the press over a century ago. So there’s no specificity as to what type of rocket it is. Regardless, chewing alone is going to be difficult. As for digestion? Tell you what: let’s just assume it’s a sugar rocket, and that the rocket body is just a convenient casing for that little treat. Everyone happy?
Troy Trojans- Obviously you can’t eat a human Trojan, as it’s a ruined historic city, so there is no such thing as a Trojan anymore. I can’t think of anything else with that name, edible or otherwise, so that’s it.
Tulane Green Wave- This is probably one of the most abstract team names. “Green Wave” refers to a song written in the 1920s, which commemorated the green-clad Tulane athletes. But let’s not complicate things. If you’re tailgating in New Orleans and someone says, “food’s ready!” but you look up and see a big green wave coming in from the gulf, don’t stick around to see about getting seconds. Just run.
Part 5!
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2024.04.03 12:26 ExplanationMaterial8 Teen Mom Family Reunion: Season 3 Episode 3 Recap

I didn’t think it was right to defile Jesus’ special 4 day fiesta with this mess, so I held off on doing the recap.
Obligatory recap. Or as I like to call it, reliving the horror. There should be a trigger warning if you ask me.
Sean feels guilty about how he let Jade down last episode. I’m actually really annoyed at this. Sean seems to be having real feelings of irritation at having a moaning class on tv. Don’t forget, this guy has dealt with addiction, gotten new teeth and parented in a questionable way on our screens. DO I need to remind you what his child’s name is?! Obviously, the moaning class was way over the line and Jade should just respect that.
So… it turns out, mtv utilised the bedroom cams and we’re watching clips of Jade and Sean’s fight in creepy night vision. It feels a bit gross. Like I’m waiting for some Big Brother bedroom action or whatnot. I feel dirty. Nothing awesome comes out of this night vision- Sean and Jade think it’s the alcohol making Sean kooky about moaning. And Sean admits to Tyler that she takes the mental load of the relationship. In a long arsed way. He could have just said “Jade takes the mental load of our relationship” and we’d be onto another scene by now.
Ahem, where TF is Cory!? Sean is kicking alcohol for the sake of his relationship. But, these people would be a billion times more annoying if you’re the only sober one. Maybe we’ll see punches thrown again this season?
The men do about 3 seconds of gym work- just enough for Mr Maci to look like he usually does this at home. We know Kenny Powers doesn’t work out.
Jade has VIRAL PNEUMONIA and still came out to film this shit show. She’s on meds but her body has packed it in. Where’s the DeJesus nurses when you need them?! I guess when you need that MTV cash for your overbudget wedding, you try to rally.
Oh no… it’s a challenge. They’re walking to the beach. Cory said it would be spicy. Help. He’s also bought his own beverage from the bar, so we might see not-so-fun Cory again. There’s big novelty cubes with “issues” on them. Like intimacy or finances. How could these folk make therapy look so boring. It’s a real talent.
DEAR BABY JESUS. Mr Maci has out-Kenny-Powersed himself this time. Yes- it is TTMs finest. But he’s matched it with those wrap around sunnies perfectly!! Think teal, blue, purple and white. With a simple mountain, almost alpine motif. It says “I’m an outdoor man, but I’m not afraid of my pastels”. Say that in a Chattanooga accent, and you’re watching this with me.
Back to the dumb activity (which, of course, I’d be Ambering) Cate actually admits (with tears in her eyes) that there’s still things they need to work on. Well, the instagram filter has slipped, and shit ain’t so perfect on the ranch. They stack all their issue cubes, then run across the beach, and kick them down. And now they’re cured. Next.
Phew it’s Maci and Mr Maci. Did you all see that Taylor needed to spend Easter with Ryan and his new rehab love? I wonder how many Budd Lights needed to be consumed to make that dinner date seem palatable. How many stars are in the sky.
So Mr Maci is going to communicate using the cubes. Poetry in motion. But Maci seems to be taking over somehow. Even though they have seperate issue towers. The only thing Mr Maci says is that he wants to make a little more time in the evenings for them to feel more connected. Seriously- that’s ALL he says. Before they crash into their towers. Then Maci hugs CATE. I’m waiting for the eruption. It has to happen this season.
They’re making them film in a storm. Now we’ll see some action!! Thunder, lightning, try building your issue tower now, losers! It’s Cheyenne and Zac, and he actually says some insightful stuff, like that intimacy isn’t just sex. Cate and Tyler look at them with a mixture of jealousy and confusion. I guess that wasn’t bought up by Tyler’s sex teacher on Couples Therapy.
And Cory is narrating the building of the two towers. I’m feeling conflict. Which should have happened with all the couples. The group is finding out that “trust” is Taylor’s issue, because Cory cheated 5 years ago.
Oooooooh. The judgement. Tyler saying he’d divorce Cate if she cheated. As Cory tries to make himself look like the victim. And the sex teacher shuts that shit down instantly. But I don’t understand how Taylor would not be over it, but stayed in the relationship and had multiple children with the guy?!
And we’re still talking about Cory back at the grey gardens mansion. Dude got his spotlight again.
Again- Taylor doesn’t feel secure with Cory without a ring. But she had 2 children with him. She talks about his commitment issues. But still had 2 children with him. I’m almost losing sympathy. Doesn’t she know where the door is? Maybe ask the girl who cheated with Cory. She’s free.
Back to the real estate sub-plot. Jade offloading her investment property. The buyers have put in another lower counter offer. Which Jade and Sean are jumping at again. Because they’re almost poor. Jades mad because she has the mental load and viral pneumonia.
Tyler and Cate are now in the pool passing judgement on not only Cory and Taylor, but also Mackenzie and Josh. How their relationship seemed off when they met up, how they’re divorced now. Then the clanger, Mackenzie “reached out” to Cate (who TF is supposed to be fake organising this trip?! Just everyone now?!) and said she was coming. With her new boo. Because we all know how a new showmance relationship needs group therapy.
Now for the double Clanger- Cheyenne has issues with the girl. I believe she can’t get her head around not using racial slurs. Cate has to “break it” to Cheyenne. Because fake storyline thats why. And the issue tower was a snore.
Cate says she wants this reunion to be “drama free”. Which we know is a lie because drama free is boring. Hence the dropping in TM ratings.
And the Facebook mums group bragger is back. clears throat and I quote from Cate “Tyler and I have the best intimacy of all the couples here so we want to set up, like, a lingerie party”. Firstly, not entirely sure you believe that- after the death stares Zach got. And secondly, this isn’t the set of Tyler’s OF (so… your kitchen). Why the weird lingerie party?? I thought online shopping killed these sorts of things. Please protect my eyes.
They legit made gift baskets with butt plugs in them, while saying napping (what the other couples are doing) isn’t what this reunion is about. I want a nap after seeing Cheyenne holding a butt plug. A nap where I forget. I mean a coma.
They said lingerie- but it’s straight up sex toys. All the weird shit. No bras and the like. They’re all getting ready for the night when Taylor humble brags that Cory’s outfit “won’t fit his body”. Wrong size you ask?? He likes his t shirts a bit fitted?! Nope. Cory walks in wearing what can only be described as a poorly made pharaoh type outfit. Which has been altered for use on tv without blurring being necessary. But no… he turns showing us his hairy butt. There should have been a trigger warning. And all the blurring.
It’s all getting a bit too swingers-vibe for me. It’s like a crime scene from SVU. A human trafficking storyline. Tyler and Cory are wearing black satiny sleepwear which doesn’t help the creep-o-meter rating.
It looks like Taylor is feeling shy about joining the party. Because of the lack of clothing. Cory has been sent to see “what’s wrong with her”. One of the things will definitely be Cory- but what else? He brings her booze to make her feel comfortable. Or just get drunk and not care.
So the party is starting, drinks are a-flowing, and Cate decides this is the perfect time to tell Cheyenne that Mackenzie is coming. Are we meant to believe that the child of April Baltierra, ex wife of mullet era Butch, thinks it’s a good idea to break news to people once they’re a few drinks into the night? Come now, MTV reality needs some new writers ffs. I did watch the last Family Reunion thank you very much, Cate is the child of addiction and I’m surprised she isn’t triggered by alcohol consumption full stop.
The news is broken to Cheyenne, and now the real tea is being spilled. We all know how dim Mackenzie is, but you can’t tell me she didn’t know about segregation. Poor Cheyenne needed to explain segregation, Jim Crow and a whole host of racial issues to the girl (sigh) and at the end of the call, Mackenzie says “my husband thought you’d be an angry black”. Then Mackenzie takes offence when Cheyenne makes a tweet about “ignorance being pervasive.” So were meant to believe Mackenzie knew that that meant?! Mackenzie then did a live crying, which triggered her fans (I refuse to believe there’s more than 3) to call Cheyenne’s parents business and Ryder’s school with threats.
Personally, if I was Cheyenne and MTV spring Mackenzie on me like this, I’d be throwing a reunion Amber and leaving. This isn’t the usual catty drama, they got rid of the DeJesus/Jones covens quick last time. What’s the deal?!
Well Cate seems to think (paraphrasing for the sake of speed) that Mackenzie is really just dumb as rocks, she’s been “working on herself” and going to therapy. So maybe she’s grown. So to add to this trauma, we’re back to the lingerie party. It’s horrid. I can’t. None of these folk should have an OF. Just saying.
Sean and Jade are snoring in bed. Literally the safest place in the house, zero ick.
So the bartender brings out LITERAL INSECTS for the guys to eat. Supposedly an aphrodisiac. Cory eats a truckload. Showing their age, everyone is dying of hangovers the next morning. And Sean and Jade are dragged away for 1 on 1 therapy with Tyler’s sex teacher. Tyler looks visibly disappointed- I guess the teacher didn’t even look at him.
It’s literally 2 weeks out from their wedding- and they’re filming while trying to sell a house and having goddam pneumonia. I feel like this is a MASSIVE FLASHING SIGN. Jade is making it sound like she wants to be a trad-wife. Then they cut to Jade trying to make Sean apply for a job at Costco. Hate to break it to you, but if I were on a tv show, I sure as shit wouldn’t be working at Costco. Not even as the CEO, and let’s face it, that’s not the job Sean was asked to apply for. And add some faux-shock, they’re having this conversation IN FRONT OF THEIR CHILD. She’s nodding along with her mums points. JFC.
Sean brings up that Jade has never been the type to let other people do things. It’s like he knows her. Then, he asks Jade to “give him some of the load”. I’ll believe it when I see it.
We’re onto the moaning class, and we’re going with the theory that Sean was drunk, and that’s why he didn’t want to learn to moan. On national tv. With co-workers. It’s a sobriety issue. Not a “this is shitty” issue. Ok you do you bro.
Moving onto Jades fear of being pregnant. She admits that it’s also because Sean was a POS after Khloie was born. I’m not sure why the other big brains here couldn’t work that out. It’s all on film! He’s lucky he’s not listed as “Jade’s ex” to be honest.
And not a second too late, here comes Mackenzie and her new boyfriend Khesanio. He seems to be very much into his girlfriend being on reality tv if you ask me. I’m sure he’s another one of the “I’ve never watched TM” club. Next we’ll hear he’s already been caught with the whole cast of Y&P. Including the Beaver mum.
Mackenzie would like us to know she’s a whole new woman. And all the cliches really. She met her boyfriend online. And have him her phone number (she probably didn’t want to pay to message the guy through the app). Shockingly, for a single mum with 3 kids, things went really fast. I smell showmance. She’s also trying to make us believe the “backlash” from her racist comments was “the straw that broke the camels back”. I think we all know being fired from TM was what she’s sorry about. But I digress.
She’s walking into the house and she’s visibly nervous. And WOW the “coming next” is full on. Mr Maci is mean!!
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2024.04.02 18:17 Mahimna_Thombare Beavers are giving up work

Hello guys, I am recently starting with timberborn. For past few days I am facing a super weird issue, somehow when I am deleting some powerlines or platforms all of my beavers are giving up work. They just wake up, eat, drink and stand still. Everything is connected path wise, jobs are assigned their names show up in respective building but no one is working. Farming and water pumping is stopped as well, but gets consumed so the supplies becomes 0. Can someone please help me understand what am I doing wrong or what is happening? Is it a bug? This has happened twice btw
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