Chhoti bahan ko choda
Taming a tiger
2024.05.20 14:48 halfhumanhalfgoddess Taming a tiger
Ek story sunati hoon. If you have not listened before. Ek woman hoti hai aur uska husband war se wapas aata hai. Toh woh pehle jaisa nahi rehta. Woh rude behave karta hai aur loving nahi rehta pehle ki tarah. War ka uske mental health pe asar hua hota hai. Toh uski wife ek hermit ke pas jati hai aur madad mangti hai. Ki uske husband ko pehle jaisa karne ke liye woh kya kar sakti hai. Woh hermit bolta hai ki jungle mein jao aur ek tiger ka ek whisker har roz tod kar lana. Toh woh woman ek tiger jo ek cave mein rehta hai wahan jati hai aur ek bowl of milk leke usko deti hai. Pehle toh woh tiger gussa hota hai baad mein, Woh tiger bhi uske saath peaceful rehta hai. Kyunki woh uske liye har roz aise hi bowl of milk lati hai. Toh phir jab woh tiger uske saath familiar ho jata hai toh woh ek karke whisker tod ke hermit ko deti hai. Toh itna karne ke baad hermit usko bolta hai, ki jaise tumne ek tiger itne fierce animal ko carefully aur bravely tumne apne saath friendly bana liya toh tum apne husband ko bhi pehle jaisa bana sakti ho. Phir us woman ne love, affection, aur patience se apne husband ko wapas pehle jaisa bana liya.
Last year mere class mein ek new ladki aayi thi. I teach her cause I'm the teacher. Yeh bilkul normal baat hai ki jab bachcha pehli baar school start karta hai, apne parents, yani Primary caregiver se seperate hota hai toh usko seperation anxiety hoti hai. Sab bachche different hote hain toh kuch bachche bilkul nahi rote, kuch bachche thodi der rote hain. Aur kuch bachche kuch dino ke liye rote hain, again absolutely normal Ki bachcha first time school aa raha hai toh thoda toh rota hai.
So, jo new girl mere class mein aayi thi woh pehle din ro rahi thi. Maine usko pacify kiya toh woh chup rehti phir thodi der baad woh phir rona start kar deti. Aur yeh bhi hota hai ki koi bachcha pure time roye ga nahi but jaise hi chhuti time pe mummy ko dekha they'll start crying. She also did the same mummy ko dekh kar rone lagti. Kuch dino tak usne yahi kiya. I talked to her mother and asked her to say nice things about school, like you'll get to make new friends there or you'll learn new things and your teacher is your friend type of things to her daughter. Her mother did tell me ki woh bachchi unke alwa kisi ke paas nahi rehti.
Phir us chhoti ladki ki yeh baat mujhe bohot alag lagi ki jab mein koi activity karvati thi class mein toh suddenly she'll say, mere samne muh kyun bigad rahi ho? To me. Aisa usne Kai baar Kiya toh ek baar maine keh Diya but I wasn't even looking at you.
She would suddenly start crying in the class and also cry when her mother dropped her off at school.
I was very nice to her, very kind to her. She would cry a lot in the beginning toh, andar se toh ek baar mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya tha. Lekin I was very calm and super nicely I would say that I was her friend and she can play with me, be with me and learn new things. She did this for 10 to 12 days then slowly she started asking me to make her do the activity that I had helped her do the day before. and slowly she started talking to me. The first time jab us chhoti bachchi ne mere samne smile Kiya aur mujhse kaha ki she wants to sit next to me.
Mujhe bilkul waise hi feel hua jaise us lady ko feel hua tha after she made the tiger gentle towards her. Bohot hi rahat mehsus hui, bohot Khushi bhi mehsus hui.
Edit- because I like dad jokes. Ek sunati hoon.
Tiger ke papa ko kya kehte hain?
Baghdad...
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Last year mere class mein ek new ladki aayi thi. I teach her cause I'm the teacher. Yeh bilkul normal baat hai ki jab bachcha pehli baar school start karta hai, apne parents, yani Primary caregiver se seperate hota hai toh usko seperation anxiety hoti hai. Sab bachche different hote hain toh kuch bachche bilkul nahi rote, kuch bachche thodi der rote hain. Aur kuch bachche kuch dino ke liye rote hain, again absolutely normal Ki bachcha first time school aa raha hai toh thoda toh rota hai.
So, jo new girl mere class mein aayi thi woh pehle din ro rahi thi. Maine usko pacify kiya toh woh chup rehti phir thodi der baad woh phir rona start kar deti. Aur yeh bhi hota hai ki koi bachcha pure time roye ga nahi but jaise hi chhuti time pe mummy ko dekha they'll start crying. She also did the same mummy ko dekh kar rone lagti. Kuch dino tak usne yahi kiya. I talked to her mother and asked her to say nice things about school, like you'll get to make new friends there or you'll learn new things and your teacher is your friend type of things to her daughter. Her mother did tell me ki woh bachchi unke alwa kisi ke paas nahi rehti.
Phir us chhoti ladki ki yeh baat mujhe bohot alag lagi ki jab mein koi activity karvati thi class mein toh suddenly she'll say, mere samne muh kyun bigad rahi ho? To me. Aisa usne Kai baar Kiya toh ek baar maine keh Diya but I wasn't even looking at you.
She would suddenly start crying in the class and also cry when her mother dropped her off at school.
I was very nice to her, very kind to her. She would cry a lot in the beginning toh, andar se toh ek baar mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya tha. Lekin I was very calm and super nicely I would say that I was her friend and she can play with me, be with me and learn new things. She did this for 10 to 12 days then slowly she started asking me to make her do the activity that I had helped her do the day before. and slowly she started talking to me. The first time jab us chhoti bachchi ne mere samne smile Kiya aur mujhse kaha ki she wants to sit next to me.
Mujhe bilkul waise hi feel hua jaise us lady ko feel hua tha after she made the tiger gentle towards her. Bohot hi rahat mehsus hui, bohot Khushi bhi mehsus hui.
Edit- because I like dad jokes. Ek sunati hoon.
Tiger ke papa ko kya kehte hain?
Baghdad...
2024.05.17 15:17 sagreyanmet Nehal Vadoliya ko Nanga Karke Choda
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2024.05.16 14:50 halfhumanhalfgoddess Farts are omnipresent!
Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like a dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
Edit- jab mein tuition mein Sanskrit mein parts of the body padhati hoon aur jab foot ko sanskrit mein ΰ€ͺΰ€Ύΰ€¦ΰ€ bolti hoon tab bachche bohot smile karte hain.
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Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
Edit- jab mein tuition mein Sanskrit mein parts of the body padhati hoon aur jab foot ko sanskrit mein ΰ€ͺΰ€Ύΰ€¦ΰ€ bolti hoon tab bachche bohot smile karte hain.
2024.05.14 09:49 Physical-Sound-763 rant hi hai vaise toh!(thoda guide krdo)
so i was feeling a bit low (suicidal hi) but last time suicidal bola tha toh sab kehre thee choti choti baat pe suicidal ho jaate hai toh ab nahi bolungi..anyways i m considering bds but agr khuda na khaasta nhi mila toh bsc nursing b ho skta hai govt college se toh i want a suggestion that ki bds/bvsc/bams ya bsc nursing from a good govt college which is more preferred??...
also my reason for not taking a drop is basically mental stress... jitna 2 saal mei hua hai i dont wanna risk it one more time plus i dont think so i can increase my marks to that much level i mean mai thoda sa unsure hu toh mai kisi ko disappoint nhi krna chahti dubara(parents ko toh lgta hai sab bahane hai anyways)
also i am also looking for some online mental health counselling or something like that because i think i really need to talk to somebody varna mai aise hi toxicity mei reh reh kar mar jaungi...i m open to paid ones as well!
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also my reason for not taking a drop is basically mental stress... jitna 2 saal mei hua hai i dont wanna risk it one more time plus i dont think so i can increase my marks to that much level i mean mai thoda sa unsure hu toh mai kisi ko disappoint nhi krna chahti dubara(parents ko toh lgta hai sab bahane hai anyways)
also i am also looking for some online mental health counselling or something like that because i think i really need to talk to somebody varna mai aise hi toxicity mei reh reh kar mar jaungi...i m open to paid ones as well!
2024.05.13 19:50 Nighthawk80085 Lajja, Sharam, Peedha.
 | Aj cbse ka result aya hai, bohot kharab lag raha hai mujhe. Mere parents ne mujhe bilkul nahi daanta, mere father ulta aj restuarant se khaana pack karake laye thay. Mere kuch relatives ko lagta hai ki main retarted hoon, poore saal padha hai acche se tab jaake main pass hua hoon aur mere 72% aye hai ( no offense), sach baat bolu to fir main Indian economics poori chodh ke gaya tha, bst ke 4 chapter chode hai, accounts mein partnership ka 1st chapter choda tha aur financial to almost poori chodh ke gaya tha except cash flow wo baat alag hai ki zyada kch aya nahi tha financial statements se, aur to aur mera accounts mein 68 marks ka attempt hua tha similar case tha Mera baaki subjects mein bhi except for English. Parso mera CUET hai kuch khaas taiyaari nahi hai. 10th mein bhi mera Aisa hi scene tha, same score tha 10th mein, maine socha tha ki 12th mein acche se padhai karunga, 90% ke aas paas launga par main chutiya moj masti karne laga. Ab mera MBA ka bhi plan bekar ho gaya, pata nahi apni life mein kya karunga main ab gharwale bhi shayad ummed harr gaye hai. Mujhe kisi ne nahi daanta ulta appreciate kiya, bhot ajeeb laga hai mujhe aur bohot boora bhi. Kaash main marr hi jata par suicide karne ki himmat nahi hai mujhme. submitted by Nighthawk80085 to CBSE [link] [comments] |
2024.05.13 10:31 Historical-Memory-22 I failed in 12th cbse boards (im18) , I'm feeling like hell and what should I do now...
It's 13 may my result was announced at 11.50 am .. i was little nurvous bcause i thought i might have passed anyway.. I have seen many people passed exams who don't know anything.
First let me start my story since childhood
Mai bachpan se thoda sa padhayi mai nalayak tha school skip krne ke bahane bnata tha ()... Dheeere dheeere . 8th class tak avg student se achha ho gya tha padhne me aacha score kia 9th k kuchh mahino baad COVID aagya tha 9th v online exam deke nikal gyii..kuchh nhi padha saal bhar bass kuchh games khelta tha youtube chalata .. uss time thoda sa ethical hacking me thoda sa pair rakh dia... class 10th me April me mere dad ko COVID hua ..and he passed away (2021) it was the most painful moment but mai itna dumb/ch##ya tha, tab kya sahi h kya galat iska koi smz nhi tha , Papa k gurajrne ke 3 din baad hi mai gaming mai guss gya ye soch k ki youtube krunga aur paise se ghar sambhal pauga(first & worst decision of my life) .. uss time pubg m tha , papa k guzarne ke un 13 dino v mai 9 10 ghante game khelta tha rec krta achha video nhi nikalta delete kr deta tha...(Device 3gb + screen cracked) Itna time waste hua 59% score kia thodi bahut padke kyuki exam time me game khelta tha.. bolta tha sabko mai v scout ki trh lakho kamauga ..... 10th barbaad Hui 59%. Score kia ghar pariwar me case wase ka chakkar (family issue) toh ham 3no (mai , Meri bhen, mummy) ne hometown chhor dia 100 km door rhne lage fir meri... Kuchh din baad meri ek sabse badi bhn(didn't mention above) , unhone suicide kr lia zeher kha k (kisi ladke se pyar th) (June 2022) kuchh mahino baad meri 11th class start Hui aur mai nalayak tha kuchh aata tha nhi , aur sab teachers se argue krta tha .... Ki mujhe chemistry smz nhi aati , (ofc base clear nhi tha toh)... Unse yahi bolta rha mai apna dekh lunga aap musse mat kaho , aur sake samne bezzti marte the sir log , 11th me 25% attendance gyi jata hi nhi tha mummy ko mna kr deta tha Ghar baithke game khelta sabke taane sunta... Kuchh videos upload Kiye fir chhor dia upload karna( kuchh nhi hoga sochke). 11th me compartment (physics) . inn dinoo andrew tate , iman gadzi , kuchh podcast sunn leta tha... Ghar pe mummy ne support Kia kisi ko na bata k .. same 12th gyi Kam attendence , padhayi v nhi kia .. last month mai Thora bahut padhh let tha .... Exam time me 'pass ho hi jaunga' soch k Thora bahut game khel leta tha.....
Recently mai local mai digital marketing ka job krne lga tha Aaj 3rd day tha 10k/m pe AAJJ JAB RESULT AAYA toh dekha ki ESSENTIAL REPEAT (failed) abb kya kruu bahut ghabrahat ho rhi h ...
Private addmission ka process kya h bta dena , mai toh ek rassi(rope) khareedne jara π₯Ί
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First let me start my story since childhood
Mai bachpan se thoda sa padhayi mai nalayak tha school skip krne ke bahane bnata tha ()... Dheeere dheeere . 8th class tak avg student se achha ho gya tha padhne me aacha score kia 9th k kuchh mahino baad COVID aagya tha 9th v online exam deke nikal gyii..kuchh nhi padha saal bhar bass kuchh games khelta tha youtube chalata .. uss time thoda sa ethical hacking me thoda sa pair rakh dia... class 10th me April me mere dad ko COVID hua ..and he passed away (2021) it was the most painful moment but mai itna dumb/ch##ya tha, tab kya sahi h kya galat iska koi smz nhi tha , Papa k gurajrne ke 3 din baad hi mai gaming mai guss gya ye soch k ki youtube krunga aur paise se ghar sambhal pauga(first & worst decision of my life) .. uss time pubg m tha , papa k guzarne ke un 13 dino v mai 9 10 ghante game khelta tha rec krta achha video nhi nikalta delete kr deta tha...(Device 3gb + screen cracked) Itna time waste hua 59% score kia thodi bahut padke kyuki exam time me game khelta tha.. bolta tha sabko mai v scout ki trh lakho kamauga ..... 10th barbaad Hui 59%. Score kia ghar pariwar me case wase ka chakkar (family issue) toh ham 3no (mai , Meri bhen, mummy) ne hometown chhor dia 100 km door rhne lage fir meri... Kuchh din baad meri ek sabse badi bhn(didn't mention above) , unhone suicide kr lia zeher kha k (kisi ladke se pyar th) (June 2022) kuchh mahino baad meri 11th class start Hui aur mai nalayak tha kuchh aata tha nhi , aur sab teachers se argue krta tha .... Ki mujhe chemistry smz nhi aati , (ofc base clear nhi tha toh)... Unse yahi bolta rha mai apna dekh lunga aap musse mat kaho , aur sake samne bezzti marte the sir log , 11th me 25% attendance gyi jata hi nhi tha mummy ko mna kr deta tha Ghar baithke game khelta sabke taane sunta... Kuchh videos upload Kiye fir chhor dia upload karna( kuchh nhi hoga sochke). 11th me compartment (physics) . inn dinoo andrew tate , iman gadzi , kuchh podcast sunn leta tha... Ghar pe mummy ne support Kia kisi ko na bata k .. same 12th gyi Kam attendence , padhayi v nhi kia .. last month mai Thora bahut padhh let tha .... Exam time me 'pass ho hi jaunga' soch k Thora bahut game khel leta tha.....
Recently mai local mai digital marketing ka job krne lga tha Aaj 3rd day tha 10k/m pe AAJJ JAB RESULT AAYA toh dekha ki ESSENTIAL REPEAT (failed) abb kya kruu bahut ghabrahat ho rhi h ...
Private addmission ka process kya h bta dena , mai toh ek rassi(rope) khareedne jara π₯Ί
2024.05.12 13:13 halfhumanhalfgoddess Meri favourite!
Meri ek favourite student thi mere class mein. Mere class ke students promote hoke next class mein chale gaye hain. Unki new teacher mere jitni lenient nahi hai.
Main jab kehti thi mera class mein ki aap dusre teacher ki class mein chale jaoge woh aapko padhaenge tab meri favourite student mujhe dekh ke frown karti thi. It's cute when someone likes you, especially little kids who don't like because of greed, or because they want something from you. They just like you for you.
Ab woh dusre class mein chali gayi hai toh two weeks pehle woh recess mein mere class mein aayi thi, mujhse baat karne. Main apna kaam kar rahi thi.
And she started talking, she said, pata hai jab mein badi ho jaungi tab mere mummy, papa aur dada, dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Is liye mein chhoti hi rahungi. Aisa pehle bhi ek baar hua tha jab main class mein sab ko kaha tha ki agar aap apna lunch finish kar dete hain toh aap bade aur strong ho jayenge, tab bhi she said, mujhe chhota hi rehna hai bada nahi hona.
Maine usse kaha aap badi nahi bhi hogi tab bhi aapke mummy papa aur dada dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Agar aap padhai karengi toh aap unka khayal rakh sakti, agar hum padhai nahi karte toh bade hoke kisika khayal nahi rakh sakte.
Yeh sun ke she started saying, haan padhna toh padega, koi doctor ya engineer bana padega, school aana achhi baat hai, ghar pe baith ke bore ho jayenge aur school mein toh friends ke saath khel bhi sakte hain. Ghar pe toh kisike saath nahi khel sakte. School mein aane ke bad gate ke bahar nahi jaana chahiye warna dog noch leta hai. She then Said ki mein aapki class mein sirf tab aaungi jab meri padhai ho jayegi aur mere ma'am aane denge.
New class mein jaane ke bad uska man nahi karta tha school mein aane ka because she wanted to be in my class. So, her mother told her that she should study and go to school.
Ek baar recess mein woh bag leke, apni ma'am se chhupke mere class mein aayi. Mere class ke door pe thi toh uske ma'am uske pichhe khade the aur usko kaha ki woh wapas apni class mein aa jaye, she went.
Uske baad maine bhi usse samjhaya ki agar woh mere class mein aayegi aur uske ma'am ki baat nahi manegi toh uske ma'am ko bura lagega aur usko aisa nahi karna chahiye.
She used to ask me that why I don't bring lunch box and eat with her in the class when she was in my class. She used to ask me if I ate something or not.
She was also singing my name once in the recess.
She's my favourite. π₯°
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Main jab kehti thi mera class mein ki aap dusre teacher ki class mein chale jaoge woh aapko padhaenge tab meri favourite student mujhe dekh ke frown karti thi. It's cute when someone likes you, especially little kids who don't like because of greed, or because they want something from you. They just like you for you.
Ab woh dusre class mein chali gayi hai toh two weeks pehle woh recess mein mere class mein aayi thi, mujhse baat karne. Main apna kaam kar rahi thi.
And she started talking, she said, pata hai jab mein badi ho jaungi tab mere mummy, papa aur dada, dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Is liye mein chhoti hi rahungi. Aisa pehle bhi ek baar hua tha jab main class mein sab ko kaha tha ki agar aap apna lunch finish kar dete hain toh aap bade aur strong ho jayenge, tab bhi she said, mujhe chhota hi rehna hai bada nahi hona.
Maine usse kaha aap badi nahi bhi hogi tab bhi aapke mummy papa aur dada dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Agar aap padhai karengi toh aap unka khayal rakh sakti, agar hum padhai nahi karte toh bade hoke kisika khayal nahi rakh sakte.
Yeh sun ke she started saying, haan padhna toh padega, koi doctor ya engineer bana padega, school aana achhi baat hai, ghar pe baith ke bore ho jayenge aur school mein toh friends ke saath khel bhi sakte hain. Ghar pe toh kisike saath nahi khel sakte. School mein aane ke bad gate ke bahar nahi jaana chahiye warna dog noch leta hai. She then Said ki mein aapki class mein sirf tab aaungi jab meri padhai ho jayegi aur mere ma'am aane denge.
New class mein jaane ke bad uska man nahi karta tha school mein aane ka because she wanted to be in my class. So, her mother told her that she should study and go to school.
Ek baar recess mein woh bag leke, apni ma'am se chhupke mere class mein aayi. Mere class ke door pe thi toh uske ma'am uske pichhe khade the aur usko kaha ki woh wapas apni class mein aa jaye, she went.
Uske baad maine bhi usse samjhaya ki agar woh mere class mein aayegi aur uske ma'am ki baat nahi manegi toh uske ma'am ko bura lagega aur usko aisa nahi karna chahiye.
She used to ask me that why I don't bring lunch box and eat with her in the class when she was in my class. She used to ask me if I ate something or not.
She was also singing my name once in the recess.
She's my favourite. π₯°
2024.05.12 12:48 halfhumanhalfgoddess Meri favourite!
Meri ek favourite student thi mere class mein. Mere class ke students promote hoke next class mein chale gaye hain. Unki new teacher mere jitni lenient nahi hai.
Main jab kehti thi mera class mein ki aap dusre teacher ki class mein chale jaoge woh aapko padhaenge tab meri favourite student mujhe dekh ke frown karti thi. It's cute when someone likes you, especially little kids who don't like because of greed, or because they want something from you. They just like you for you.
Ab woh dusre class mein chali gayi hai toh two weeks pehle woh recess mein mere class mein aayi thi, mujhse baat karne. Main apna kaam kar rahi thi.
And she started talking, she said, pata hai jab mein badi ho jaungi tab mere mummy, papa aur dada, dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Is liye mein chhoti hi rahungi. Aisa pehle bhi ek baar hua tha jab main class mein sab ko kaha tha ki agar aap apna lunch finish kar dete hain toh aap bade aur strong ho jayenge, tab bhi she said, mujhe chhota hi rehna hai bada nahi hona.
Maine usse kaha aap badi nahi bhi hongi tab bhi aapke mummy papa aur dada dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Agar aap padhai karengi toh aap unka khayal rakh sakti, agar hum padhai nahi karte toh bade hoke kisika khayal nahi rakh sakte.
Yeh sun ke she started saying, haan padhna toh padega, koi doctor ya engineer bana padega, school aana achhi baat hai, ghar pe baith ke bore ho jayenge aur school mein toh friends ke saath khel bhi sakte hain. Ghar pe toh kisike saath nahi khel sakte. School mein aane ke bad gate ke bahar nahi jaana chahiye warna dog noch leta hai. She then Said ki mein aapki class mein sirf tab aaungi jab meri padhai ho jayegi aur mere ma'am aane denge.
New class mein jaane ke bad uska man nahi karta tha school mein aane ka because she wanted to be in my class. So, her mother told her that she should study and go to school.
Ek baar recess mein woh bag leke, apni ma'am se chhupke mere class mein aayi. Mere class ke door pe thi toh uske ma'am uske pichhe khade the aur usko kaha ki woh wapas apni class mein aa jaye, she went.
Uske baad maine bhi usse samjhaya ki agar woh mere class mein aayegi aur uske ma'am ki baat nahi manegi toh uske ma'am ko bura lagega aur usko aisa nahi karna chahiye.
She used to ask me that why I don't bring lunch box and eat with her in the class when she was in my class. She used to ask me if I ate something or not.
She was also singing my name once in the recess.
She's my favourite. π₯°
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Main jab kehti thi mera class mein ki aap dusre teacher ki class mein chale jaoge woh aapko padhaenge tab meri favourite student mujhe dekh ke frown karti thi. It's cute when someone likes you, especially little kids who don't like because of greed, or because they want something from you. They just like you for you.
Ab woh dusre class mein chali gayi hai toh two weeks pehle woh recess mein mere class mein aayi thi, mujhse baat karne. Main apna kaam kar rahi thi.
And she started talking, she said, pata hai jab mein badi ho jaungi tab mere mummy, papa aur dada, dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Is liye mein chhoti hi rahungi. Aisa pehle bhi ek baar hua tha jab main class mein sab ko kaha tha ki agar aap apna lunch finish kar dete hain toh aap bade aur strong ho jayenge, tab bhi she said, mujhe chhota hi rehna hai bada nahi hona.
Maine usse kaha aap badi nahi bhi hongi tab bhi aapke mummy papa aur dada dadi buddhe ho jayenge. Agar aap padhai karengi toh aap unka khayal rakh sakti, agar hum padhai nahi karte toh bade hoke kisika khayal nahi rakh sakte.
Yeh sun ke she started saying, haan padhna toh padega, koi doctor ya engineer bana padega, school aana achhi baat hai, ghar pe baith ke bore ho jayenge aur school mein toh friends ke saath khel bhi sakte hain. Ghar pe toh kisike saath nahi khel sakte. School mein aane ke bad gate ke bahar nahi jaana chahiye warna dog noch leta hai. She then Said ki mein aapki class mein sirf tab aaungi jab meri padhai ho jayegi aur mere ma'am aane denge.
New class mein jaane ke bad uska man nahi karta tha school mein aane ka because she wanted to be in my class. So, her mother told her that she should study and go to school.
Ek baar recess mein woh bag leke, apni ma'am se chhupke mere class mein aayi. Mere class ke door pe thi toh uske ma'am uske pichhe khade the aur usko kaha ki woh wapas apni class mein aa jaye, she went.
Uske baad maine bhi usse samjhaya ki agar woh mere class mein aayegi aur uske ma'am ki baat nahi manegi toh uske ma'am ko bura lagega aur usko aisa nahi karna chahiye.
She used to ask me that why I don't bring lunch box and eat with her in the class when she was in my class. She used to ask me if I ate something or not.
She was also singing my name once in the recess.
She's my favourite. π₯°
2024.05.11 09:11 muskey_ Should i join a library ?
I don't have a quiet environment at home aur online drop liya hu toh kaafi introverted lonely retarded bhi hu , i want to join a library but also i am a big big introvert agr mai library jayunga toh hamesha yehi soch mai rhunga ki mai thik toh lag rha kahi chuitya toh nahi dikh rha aur aas pass ke logo ko dekhne lag jayunga aur aise kaafi shant hokar padhta hu mai but knowing that library bilkul shant hokar padhna hota mujhe pata hai mujhe bhot chull machegi awaaz nikalne ke liye , smjh nahi arha library jaau yaa na jaau ghr pe shaant environment nahi hai kaafi disturbance hai plus online drop vaise hi kaafi lonely hota toh soch rha tha library ke bahane hi kam se kam bhr toh jayunga nahi toh din bhar ghr pe hi sadata rehta hu
Pls help guys, share your experiences with library , is it worth it ?
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Pls help guys, share your experiences with library , is it worth it ?
2024.05.11 07:10 Additional-Rub152 Re neet scam
Bhai ye bakchodi bahot ho gayi ye thode log aakar ek cheez bolte hai inse number poocho to 200 aate the aur 3 4 saal ke droppers hote hai aur random yt inst comment utha ke bolte hai leak hua har saal ye leak to hogai hi aur jab inse kabo un scammers ko pakdho to nhi ji scammers ko kyn pakhde wE wAnT ReNEeT humare 100 number isliye aae kynki leak ho gaya aur jab indian country chodte hai phir log popchte hai kyn choda
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2024.05.10 18:29 No_Mulberry1214 Rant of a Karachiite college student
Assalamualaikum
After watching Raftar documentaries on Karachi, I'm really keen in knowing the gruesome history of my lost Karachi.
I'm a college student urdu speaking boy aur Karachi se mohabbat he lekin yaar bohot dukh hota he. Phr jb mene documentaries dekhin karachi par (which are very less) itna dard hota ke kese talented lrke like Faheem commando who was like the epitome of bravery (was a champion in swimming, black belt in karate, profound in academics) was turned into a mqm hitmen. There were also talented people who were literally wasted because of this.
This ends not there. Even abhi tk, bhaiiii itne talented lrke milte hein yaar mjhe kasam se ke thori si support mill jaaye kahan se kahan pohonch jaayenge. Babu 7t, the infamous rider, thori si support milti international street racing wagjera kuch mein zindagi ban jaati usski but he ended up dying in a street race.
Why? Like why you did this to my city. Balochistan ke baad Karachi is the place that has suffered the most. We gave you beaurocrats, we gave you taxes, we gave you itne behtareen log like junaid jamshed, umer sharif, and whonot.
Sub chhorr kar if I become selfish and talk about my ownself, Mjhe aur meri family ko khud badle mein mila kiya he? Mere dada hijrat krke aaye, mere parents aur subne jado jahad krke apne balboote par aage barhe. Mere bhai ko junoon ki had tk shouq tha doctor banne ka 1 saal pehle mdcat itna corrupt he woh to alag baat, punjab se logon ne aa kar karachi ki seats khareed li thin. Mera bhai doctor nahi banega. Mere bhai ki classmate who had straight As and As usska tk borderline par jaa kar kisi uni mein hua. Mere abbu ke business par FBR ne penalty lagadi chhoti si baat par jo ke easily resolve jo skti but for the sake of *modern day bhhatta abhi tk abbu ke accounts seized hein. Na roads hein, na transport system, na koi poochhne waala. Kbhi bhi koi bhi aa kar mjhe goli maar kar chala jaayega. Police se shikwa krne jaao mjhe jail krdiya jaayega. Ek mqm bani thi awaaz lekin hamaari awaaz ne hi hamaara gala ghhont daala. Sub skilled urdu speaking are going abroad. Mere sheher ka kiya reh jaayega.
Mera sheher ek ghulaab ki maanind tha. Sub khushbu soongte rahe, kisi ne paani daalne ki zehmat nahi ki.
Aur kitna roun mein? Kon ponchne wala he? Kon poochhne wala he? Lgta he apne hi zakhamon se mein maara jaaunga. Mjhe marham ke bajaye zeher diya jaa raha. Mjhe haath ke bajaaye dhhakka diya jaa raha he. Mjhe galon ke bajaaye dhhoka diya jaa raha he. Karachi was a place where the princes used to spend their vacations at. Karachi was so beautiful, WHY??? JUST WHYY?
It was like a enchanting pearl in the shore of a black sea giving light to places far burried in the dark. As soon as the storm came in, everyone left. The pearl left all alone. Now that pearl has lost all its shine and glory; now it has become just a mere stone.
The bullet has penetrated. The fire has burnt. The dagger has stabbed. Ig this is where the baghdad gets sacked. There's no going to be revival. I think I might just also have to pack my bag and say my farewell.
Sub Karachi ke hein lekin Karachi ka koi nahi.
P.S. the only solution I realize now is Khilafat.
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After watching Raftar documentaries on Karachi, I'm really keen in knowing the gruesome history of my lost Karachi.
I'm a college student urdu speaking boy aur Karachi se mohabbat he lekin yaar bohot dukh hota he. Phr jb mene documentaries dekhin karachi par (which are very less) itna dard hota ke kese talented lrke like Faheem commando who was like the epitome of bravery (was a champion in swimming, black belt in karate, profound in academics) was turned into a mqm hitmen. There were also talented people who were literally wasted because of this.
This ends not there. Even abhi tk, bhaiiii itne talented lrke milte hein yaar mjhe kasam se ke thori si support mill jaaye kahan se kahan pohonch jaayenge. Babu 7t, the infamous rider, thori si support milti international street racing wagjera kuch mein zindagi ban jaati usski but he ended up dying in a street race.
Why? Like why you did this to my city. Balochistan ke baad Karachi is the place that has suffered the most. We gave you beaurocrats, we gave you taxes, we gave you itne behtareen log like junaid jamshed, umer sharif, and whonot.
Sub chhorr kar if I become selfish and talk about my ownself, Mjhe aur meri family ko khud badle mein mila kiya he? Mere dada hijrat krke aaye, mere parents aur subne jado jahad krke apne balboote par aage barhe. Mere bhai ko junoon ki had tk shouq tha doctor banne ka 1 saal pehle mdcat itna corrupt he woh to alag baat, punjab se logon ne aa kar karachi ki seats khareed li thin. Mera bhai doctor nahi banega. Mere bhai ki classmate who had straight As and As usska tk borderline par jaa kar kisi uni mein hua. Mere abbu ke business par FBR ne penalty lagadi chhoti si baat par jo ke easily resolve jo skti but for the sake of *modern day bhhatta abhi tk abbu ke accounts seized hein. Na roads hein, na transport system, na koi poochhne waala. Kbhi bhi koi bhi aa kar mjhe goli maar kar chala jaayega. Police se shikwa krne jaao mjhe jail krdiya jaayega. Ek mqm bani thi awaaz lekin hamaari awaaz ne hi hamaara gala ghhont daala. Sub skilled urdu speaking are going abroad. Mere sheher ka kiya reh jaayega.
Mera sheher ek ghulaab ki maanind tha. Sub khushbu soongte rahe, kisi ne paani daalne ki zehmat nahi ki.
Aur kitna roun mein? Kon ponchne wala he? Kon poochhne wala he? Lgta he apne hi zakhamon se mein maara jaaunga. Mjhe marham ke bajaye zeher diya jaa raha. Mjhe haath ke bajaaye dhhakka diya jaa raha he. Mjhe galon ke bajaaye dhhoka diya jaa raha he. Karachi was a place where the princes used to spend their vacations at. Karachi was so beautiful, WHY??? JUST WHYY?
It was like a enchanting pearl in the shore of a black sea giving light to places far burried in the dark. As soon as the storm came in, everyone left. The pearl left all alone. Now that pearl has lost all its shine and glory; now it has become just a mere stone.
The bullet has penetrated. The fire has burnt. The dagger has stabbed. Ig this is where the baghdad gets sacked. There's no going to be revival. I think I might just also have to pack my bag and say my farewell.
Sub Karachi ke hein lekin Karachi ka koi nahi.
P.S. the only solution I realize now is Khilafat.
2024.05.10 18:04 No_Mulberry1214 Rant of a Karachiite college student
Assalamualaikum
After watching Raftar documentaries on Karachi, I'm really keen in knowing the gruesome history of my lost Karachi.
I'm a college student urdu speaking boy aur Karachi se mohabbat he lekin yaar bohot dukh hota he. Phr jb mene documentaries dekhin karachi par (which are very less) itna dard hota ke kese talented lrke like Faheem commando who was like the epitome of bravery (was a champion in swimming, black belt in karate, profound in academics) was turned into a mqm hitmen. There were also talented people who were literally wasted because of this.
This ends not there. Even abhi tk, bhaiiii itne talented lrke milte hein yaar mjhe kasam se ke thori si support mill jaaye kahan se kahan pohonch jaayenge. Babu 7t, the infamous rider, thori si support milti international street racing wagjera kuch mein zindagi ban jaati usski but he ended up dying in a street race.
Why? Like why you did this to my city. Balochistan ke baad Karachi is the place that has suffered the most. We gave you beaurocrats, we gave you taxes, we gave you itne behtareen log like junaid jamshed, umer sharif, and whonot.
Sub chhorr kar if I become selfish and talk about my ownself, Mjhe aur meri family ko khud badle mein mila kiya he? Mere dada hijrat krke aaye, mere parents aur subne jado jahad krke apne balboote par aage barhe. Mere bhai ko junoon ki had tk shouq tha doctor banne ka 1 saal pehle mdcat itna corrupt he woh to alag baat, punjab se logon ne aa kar karachi ki seats khareed li thin. Mera bhai doctor nahi banega. Mere bhai ki classmate who had straight As and As usska tk borderline par jaa kar kisi uni mein hua. Mere abbu ke business par FBR ne penalty lagadi chhoti si baat par jo ke easily resolve jo skti but for the sake of *modern day bhhatta abhi tk abbu ke accounts seized hein. Na roads hein, na transport system, na koi poochhne waala. Kbhi bhi koi bhi aa kar mjhe goli maar kar chala jaayega. Police se shikwa krne jaao mjhe jail krdiya jaayega. Ek mqm bani thi awaaz lekin hamaari awaaz ne hi hamaara gala ghhont daala. Sub skilled urdu speaking are going abroad. Mere sheher ka kiya reh jaayega.
Mera sheher ek ghulaab ki maanind tha. Sub khushbu soongte rahe, kisi ne paani daalne ki zehmat nahi ki.
Aur kitna roun mein? Kon ponchne wala he? Kon poochhne wala he? Lgta he apne hi zakhamon se mein maara jaaunga. Mjhe marham ke bajaye zeher diya jaa raha. Mjhe haath ke bajaaye dhhakka diya jaa raha he. Mjhe galon ke bajaaye dhhoka diya jaa raha he. Karachi was a place where the princes used to spend their vacations at. Karachi was so beautiful, WHY??? JUST WHYY?
It was like a enchanting pearl in the shore of a black sea giving light to places far burried in the dark. As soon as the storm came in, everyone left. The pearl left all alone. Now that pearl has lost all its shine and glory; now it has become just a mere stone.
The bullet has penetrated. The fire has burnt. The dagger has stabbed. Ig this is where the baghdad gets sacked. There's no going to be revival. I think I might just also have to pack my bag and say my farewell.
Sub Karachi ke hein lekin Karachi ka koi nahi.
P.S. the only solution I realize now is Khilafat.
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After watching Raftar documentaries on Karachi, I'm really keen in knowing the gruesome history of my lost Karachi.
I'm a college student urdu speaking boy aur Karachi se mohabbat he lekin yaar bohot dukh hota he. Phr jb mene documentaries dekhin karachi par (which are very less) itna dard hota ke kese talented lrke like Faheem commando who was like the epitome of bravery (was a champion in swimming, black belt in karate, profound in academics) was turned into a mqm hitmen. There were also talented people who were literally wasted because of this.
This ends not there. Even abhi tk, bhaiiii itne talented lrke milte hein yaar mjhe kasam se ke thori si support mill jaaye kahan se kahan pohonch jaayenge. Babu 7t, the infamous rider, thori si support milti international street racing wagjera kuch mein zindagi ban jaati usski but he ended up dying in a street race.
Why? Like why you did this to my city. Balochistan ke baad Karachi is the place that has suffered the most. We gave you beaurocrats, we gave you taxes, we gave you itne behtareen log like junaid jamshed, umer sharif, and whonot.
Sub chhorr kar if I become selfish and talk about my ownself, Mjhe aur meri family ko khud badle mein mila kiya he? Mere dada hijrat krke aaye, mere parents aur subne jado jahad krke apne balboote par aage barhe. Mere bhai ko junoon ki had tk shouq tha doctor banne ka 1 saal pehle mdcat itna corrupt he woh to alag baat, punjab se logon ne aa kar karachi ki seats khareed li thin. Mera bhai doctor nahi banega. Mere bhai ki classmate who had straight As and As usska tk borderline par jaa kar kisi uni mein hua. Mere abbu ke business par FBR ne penalty lagadi chhoti si baat par jo ke easily resolve jo skti but for the sake of *modern day bhhatta abhi tk abbu ke accounts seized hein. Na roads hein, na transport system, na koi poochhne waala. Kbhi bhi koi bhi aa kar mjhe goli maar kar chala jaayega. Police se shikwa krne jaao mjhe jail krdiya jaayega. Ek mqm bani thi awaaz lekin hamaari awaaz ne hi hamaara gala ghhont daala. Sub skilled urdu speaking are going abroad. Mere sheher ka kiya reh jaayega.
Mera sheher ek ghulaab ki maanind tha. Sub khushbu soongte rahe, kisi ne paani daalne ki zehmat nahi ki.
Aur kitna roun mein? Kon ponchne wala he? Kon poochhne wala he? Lgta he apne hi zakhamon se mein maara jaaunga. Mjhe marham ke bajaye zeher diya jaa raha. Mjhe haath ke bajaaye dhhakka diya jaa raha he. Mjhe galon ke bajaaye dhhoka diya jaa raha he. Karachi was a place where the princes used to spend their vacations at. Karachi was so beautiful, WHY??? JUST WHYY?
It was like a enchanting pearl in the shore of a black sea giving light to places far burried in the dark. As soon as the storm came in, everyone left. The pearl left all alone. Now that pearl has lost all its shine and glory; now it has become just a mere stone.
The bullet has penetrated. The fire has burnt. The dagger has stabbed. Ig this is where the baghdad gets sacked. There's no going to be revival. I think I might just also have to pack my bag and say my farewell.
Sub Karachi ke hein lekin Karachi ka koi nahi.
P.S. the only solution I realize now is Khilafat.
2024.05.10 15:10 halfhumanhalfgoddess Girl :: Boy
Main jab chhoti thi tab meri dad mujhe ladkon ke kapde pehnati thi. Unko grandson chahiye tha par nahi mil Raha tha. Pehle main paida ho gayi. Phir mere uncle ko bhi beti hui, phir meri bua ko bhi beti hui. Par meri dad ko chahiye tha grandson toh woh mujhe hi bachpan se ladkon ke tarah kapde pehnate the, bal bhi cut karvate the. Almost nine years tak meri dadi ne mujhe ek ladke ki tarah hi rakha.
Jab main nine years ki ho gayi toh ek baar mujhe mere dadi barbar ke paas le jane wale the tab mere dadaji ne unko rok liya aur kaha ki, woh ladki hai, usko ladke ki tarah rakhna bandh karo. Uske bal nahi kutvana hai ab se. My brother was there but she still wanted to continue to keep me like a boy, I didn't like it, I didn't like having short hair and being dressed up like a boy, I just never said that to her.
My grandfather firmly said, no to her. She was upset about it. On the other hand I was very happy that I would get to grow my hair long and wear frocks and dresses.
I love my long hair. I like wearing dresses and looking feminine. I also learned how to do make up in 2023. I love doing make up and looking presentable.
If you wanted a son and got a daughter or got a son and feel like having daughter too but don't have the one you wanted then just let that child be the way they are. Don't try to make them something they are not. Just let them be who they are.
I hope these things will not happen in the future and parents/grandparents will understand and let their child being who they are.
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Jab main nine years ki ho gayi toh ek baar mujhe mere dadi barbar ke paas le jane wale the tab mere dadaji ne unko rok liya aur kaha ki, woh ladki hai, usko ladke ki tarah rakhna bandh karo. Uske bal nahi kutvana hai ab se. My brother was there but she still wanted to continue to keep me like a boy, I didn't like it, I didn't like having short hair and being dressed up like a boy, I just never said that to her.
My grandfather firmly said, no to her. She was upset about it. On the other hand I was very happy that I would get to grow my hair long and wear frocks and dresses.
I love my long hair. I like wearing dresses and looking feminine. I also learned how to do make up in 2023. I love doing make up and looking presentable.
If you wanted a son and got a daughter or got a son and feel like having daughter too but don't have the one you wanted then just let that child be the way they are. Don't try to make them something they are not. Just let them be who they are.
I hope these things will not happen in the future and parents/grandparents will understand and let their child being who they are.
2024.05.09 21:45 PainWorldly6862 Phirse need help in deciding
So now I'm pretty sure I'm taking a 2nd drop. Scoring around 550. Had planned ki iss baar toh aakash nahi hi jaana. Par yaar ek dost ne aake bola ki 550s mein aa rahe toh aakash free ka padhayega iss saal. Toh I'm more confused now.
Meine socha tha ki agar iss drop lungi toh Mr sir ko pura ka pura follow karungi. Jo bhi bolenge wahi karungi.
Upar se hamare branch ke jo physics teacher ke wajeh se mera physics kharap hua hai toh kyun jaun udhar jabki I need work on physics only. But the only thing is aakash ka test series. Agar join karungi toh uss bahane mujhe test series free mil jaayega na. Par classes bhi karna padega. Toh mein kya karun ab
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Meine socha tha ki agar iss drop lungi toh Mr sir ko pura ka pura follow karungi. Jo bhi bolenge wahi karungi.
Upar se hamare branch ke jo physics teacher ke wajeh se mera physics kharap hua hai toh kyun jaun udhar jabki I need work on physics only. But the only thing is aakash ka test series. Agar join karungi toh uss bahane mujhe test series free mil jaayega na. Par classes bhi karna padega. Toh mein kya karun ab
2024.05.08 15:25 Subumeetaww Zyada kuch nahi, bass 2 se 4 ho gye π₯³
 | Hi guys! So I have new pets- a spotted dove couple! A dove couple made their nest outside my room's window and laid two eggs π Inke maaze hain yeh log sax sux krke 2 se 4 ho gye but now I can't open my window when the weather is nice outside π (issi bahane pet rakhne ko mil gya though π) submitted by Subumeetaww to ZyadaKuchNai [link] [comments] |
2024.05.08 13:46 Subumeetaww 2 se 4 ho gye π₯³
 | Hi guys! So I have new pets- a spotted dove couple! A dove couple made their nest outside my room's window and laid two eggs π Inke maaze hain yeh log sax sux krke 2 se 4 ho gye but now I can't open my window when the weather is nice outside π (issi bahane pet rakhne ko mil gya though π) submitted by Subumeetaww to indiasocial [link] [comments] |
2024.05.07 08:51 Mudi_Xi Aaj story ni sunaunga, Aaj tehelka story sunaunga (img change krdi mods)
 | To all my regarded aspirants have some popcorn and sitback. Y ek aisi kahani h jiske baare m sirf main ar Mera dost jaanta h. The first time he heard this he was flabbergasted. submitted by Mudi_Xi to JEENEETards [link] [comments] To mods π₯Ί: delete mt Krna yaar I'm trying to cope a bit, also science h daba k story m to it's legal :) ~Love, TARS, love. It's just like Brand said. My connection with M*rs, it is quantifiable. I was 11-12 yr old. Ar jawani aane s pehle mene kudh ko applied science k torch-bearer ki mehtvapoorna zimmedari saunp di thi. Ab marte jeete mera ek hi kaam tha; motor khojke manuj-peedhi k liye zaruri avishkaar krna. Mere Ghar s kabadi wala kabhi ek tukde m saman ni le jata tha, kyuki jb bhi koi electronic appliance kharab hota tha to ghar ka ek zimmedar beta hone k naate, m uska purn roop s vishleshan krne k baad bolta tha ki Naya lelo ye to ni bnne wala. Ar ab vo lawaris device mere mazboot haatho m aa jati thi. Ar jb kisi ka dhyaan ni hota tha to pechkas, machis, hathodi, bhala-talvaar leke m usko shundar-shundar kr deta tha. Ek din aise hi purani tv m se ek bhi motor na Milne k baad, main apne agle sikhaar k talash m tha. Ghar p majoor lge the Jo Ghar m kuch fix krre the ar mauka sahi tha. Poore Ghar ka ghanto tk chkkr lgane k baad mujhe kuch kabaad ni mila.. Apun ko lga, aaj science ki haar hogyi h ar duniya ko apne avishkaaro s jagmagane ka sapna, sapna hi reh jayega... Har k seedhi p baithe baithe mujhe Curie ar Archimedes ki yaad aai. Ar mene khudko saameta ar paripakvata ka ek paath pdhaya. βNi mere jeete-ji, science ni haarega. Ye kaam asan ni h, iss lone torch-bearer of science ki haar aisi choti rukavato s ni hogi.β Aisa smjane k baad ek baad firse mene Ghar scan mara ar apne beeshma pratigya ko safal krne m mujhe sirf maut dikh ri thi. Mujhe kuch aisa mil gya tha jisme sucess rate to find motor ar death rate maximum the. Mere haath peeche hore the tb firse mene khudko smjhaya ki brother soch agar Madam Curie bhi maut s dar gyi hoti to aaj hum manushya kitne peeche hote... Apne bahubali haatho ka prayog mene uss vish ko uthane m kiya jo meri maut ka karan bnne wala tha. Ar science ka naam leke mene bahar nikala vo kaala, bhaari, dhul m sana hua magar sbse sundar electric appliance: vo DVD player π. Hn vahi DVD player π jo didi hath bhi lgane s mana ki thi. Mummy ne bola tha isko chuoge to taang tod denge. Maut ka dar ar jeevan ka moh chorke mene pechkas nikala ar fata fat us DVD player π ko dekhte hi dekhte shundar-shundar kr diya. Ar usko kholne k baad smjho kayanaat palat gyi. 1 nahi 2 nahi balki 3 motors. Ab mujse control ni hora tha mene pechkas ki kabiliyat p zyada bharosa kr liya tha (fuck you do muh wale pechkas). Vo chote wale screw apne pe ad gye the, mene pyaar s unhe manane ki koshish ki magar vo mere ar mere namakool pechkas k incompetence p hasse jaa rhe the. βBhaya binu hogi na preetiβ, madam Curie lgataar mere dimag m ye chaupaai bole jaa rhi thi. Naa chahte huye mujhe vo kadam uthana pda jo m ni krna chahta tha. Mera plan tha: chup chaap kholo. Dheeme s motor nikaalo, motor kabze m aate hi chup chaap dhkaan lga k vapis aa jao jaise kuch hua hi ni tha. Magar un choote screws ne apni shudra-vyaktitva ko zaahir kr diya tha. Mene apne namakool pechkas ko choda ar apne har dukh k saathi; hathodi ko uthaya. Those screw saw the wrath of lone torch-bearer of Science that day. Trr trrr khatt-khattt. Aakhirkaar universe k is mushkil kasauti ko m paar kr gya. Ar ab vo teen motors sirf ar sirf mere the. Mene nazar-chakshu bagal m ghumaye to DVD player π ka haal dekha ni jaara tha. Isse pehle koi ye murder dekhe, mujhe iss laash ko thikane lgana tha. Maine saare tukdo ko sametna shuru kiya. Ar DVD player π ko antim vidaai di. Plastic k jhole m uss DVD player π ki atim yatra hui ar boht door jaane k baad mene ek sahi location paai; ek koode ka spot jaha kisi ki nazar ni pdegi. Mitti khod k uss DVD player π ki laash ko mene apne Bahubali haathon s thikane lga diya ar vapas Ghar aa gya. Ghar to aa gya tha but ldai khtm ni hui thi. Chup chap gate bnd krke m didi no 2 k pass gya ar ek plan sochne lga. Didi no 2 tv dekhne m mashroof thi ar bahar s majooron ki awaz aari thi. Mere shatir dimag m neurons shoot hue ar ek nayab plan soojha. Mene didi ko bola: πΎ ooye paagal! Kyaa krri h?? Ghar m majdoor lge h ar andr aise baithi h! Hosh khabar rkha kriye thoda! Abhi kuch utha k nikl jayenge sb to pta bhi ni chlega! Abhi hm ek bnde ko kal s dekh rhe h us βTV AR DVD PLAYER πβ k bgl m khada hoke kuch dekhra tha! Sochiye abhi hum ni hote to utha k nikal jata vo βDVD PLAYER πβ! πΎ The idea was incepted. All I needed was it to ripe. Kuch mahine beete mummy diwali ki safai krri thi ar didi no 1 chilla k bulai. BAABUUU... m iss situation k liye m poorna roop s taiyaar tha. M saamne gya ar bola kya hua. Didi no 1 was on fire. KAHA H VO DVD PLAYER π??? I said: ni milra na! Hum bhi khoojre itne din s humko lga aap log chupa k rkhi h. Jeshtha purna roop s vismrit thi. Vo kuch ar kehti usse pehle bagal se didi no 2 aai ar boli hn hum bhi dekhre h itne din s. Humko lgra h vo last time kaam lga tha tbhi s gaayab hua h. Vo sb the bhi chor type k. Mauke ka faida utha k maine bola: hn hn aap to bolri thi na ki dekhi thi kisi ko tv bgl m kuch dekhra tha. And she thought and said: hn hn pta ni kaise kb utha k le gye... Itne m mummy aai ar boli: jaane do kon ab usme dekh bhi rha h movie voovie. And I ended the conversation: jaane dijiye tsk tsk le Jana hi tha to kamse kam humko bta diya hota hum us DVD player π m s motor to nikal liye hote |
2024.05.01 04:10 Adityadhamanya Bhai shi me krdo ye , players ko chhoti chhhoti baat pr ban mil rhe
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2024.04.29 10:29 Ok_Dependent6471 Aakriti and jashwant's live
'mein Sachin ko respect karti thi isliye mene 10 chize nahi boli' bro we have watched the episodes and fake claiming things won't prove you right and jashwant Tum aakriti le naya pille ho jab 2 3 mahine dance wance karke reel banake thak jaegi woh Naya pille pallegi acha Hoga agar Tum chup hi raho toh aur agar aakriti NE nahi choda toh history will repeat itself jashwant ne Jo nandu ke sath Kiya hai wahi Hoga aakriti kendathi ish liya jyada uchlo aur socha tha isse jyada toh nahi giregi bandi ne phirse slut shaming, body shaming suru kardiya have you lost your mind?? Show pe Jo karliya toh karliya ab live peh bhi Naya #thereal the main the truthful the sab ka Raza kholdungi jashkriti show kholna Chalu Kiya hai Kya? Lagta hai Splitsvilla wallo ne diya huwa paisa kam padgaya Kya aur ab insta live pe bitching karke kamana chati ho?? shouting and crying won't prove you right and respectfully you deserve all the hate
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2024.04.26 10:11 Ok_Lake_235 Aaj pata chala kitna lonely hu mai
Nhi choda ja raha mujhse reddit, but kam toh karliya hai, I am happy for that (before people say tu toh chorrne wala tha)
Mujhe pata hai is rant ka kuch ghanta nhi hoga, but I'd still like to put it out there
Result Mera bahut accha aaya, initially Mai bhi bahut khush tha. Kal ka din Puri Khushi Mai nikala. Aaj neeche walk karne gaya, pura Khali tha (usse koi farak nhi padha) but immediately mujhe realise hua ki bhai dost toh mere bahut Kam hi hain... Random log internet pe result puch rahe hain but not to congratulate they just want tips... Aur fir abhi Tak doston ka phone mere pas aaya tak nhi, they didn't ask kaisa gaya, logon ko apna fayda dekhne se fursat nhi, social skills Puri Mari padhi hain, Ghar pe lash ban chuka hu. Jabse school band dosto se baat band, coachig wale dosto se baat bahut kam hoti ha
Aisa lag raha hai ki dost hain hi nhi mere pas
Uske upar se I don't know but mujhe Aisa lag raha hai ki mere parents itne khush nhi hain... They just are like ek 2 din ho gaye na ab padhai kar, advanced ke liye, reference ke liye papa engineer hain... And I don't know bhai, is ko likhte waqt abhi fiitjee ki celebrations Mai ja raha hu just to feel like I belong somewhere.
Ik this hardly counts as a problem in my case compared to others massive problems, but thanks for listening. It means a lot.
EDIT: Lagta hai galti kardi aake saare AIR under 100 baithe hain aur yahan akela main jiske 700s Mai bhag Rahi hai bc Gonna die of embarassment
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Mujhe pata hai is rant ka kuch ghanta nhi hoga, but I'd still like to put it out there
Result Mera bahut accha aaya, initially Mai bhi bahut khush tha. Kal ka din Puri Khushi Mai nikala. Aaj neeche walk karne gaya, pura Khali tha (usse koi farak nhi padha) but immediately mujhe realise hua ki bhai dost toh mere bahut Kam hi hain... Random log internet pe result puch rahe hain but not to congratulate they just want tips... Aur fir abhi Tak doston ka phone mere pas aaya tak nhi, they didn't ask kaisa gaya, logon ko apna fayda dekhne se fursat nhi, social skills Puri Mari padhi hain, Ghar pe lash ban chuka hu. Jabse school band dosto se baat band, coachig wale dosto se baat bahut kam hoti ha
Aisa lag raha hai ki dost hain hi nhi mere pas
Uske upar se I don't know but mujhe Aisa lag raha hai ki mere parents itne khush nhi hain... They just are like ek 2 din ho gaye na ab padhai kar, advanced ke liye, reference ke liye papa engineer hain... And I don't know bhai, is ko likhte waqt abhi fiitjee ki celebrations Mai ja raha hu just to feel like I belong somewhere.
Ik this hardly counts as a problem in my case compared to others massive problems, but thanks for listening. It means a lot.
EDIT: Lagta hai galti kardi aake saare AIR under 100 baithe hain aur yahan akela main jiske 700s Mai bhag Rahi hai bc Gonna die of embarassment
2024.04.25 20:29 DesignerTask7243 Saar we piecephool peepal saar we belib in Om Shanti saar
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2024.04.23 06:46 Smart_Imagination_81 I am confused
I seriously need some guidance. . . I passed my 10th then my parent's forced me to take PCM for 11 12th and i told them ki nhi hoga muje smjh nhi aara ye sab then they said tu krlega krlega and somehow i managed to pass 12th and now they want me to study engineering. Unhone malum hi ki 11 12th kya halat hogyi thi pass hona mushkil tha but they are still forcing me..maine bola ki nhi hoga engineering but unka kehna h ki krne wale sab krlete h ye to bahane h na padhne ke and now they are blaming me for not scoring in jee jab ki mera boards pass krna mushkil tha ...my father is literally saying ki "mai paise lgaunga to tu wahi krega jo mai kahunga"... koi sunne ko tayyar hi nahi h and ab mera admission ek 3rd tier collg mai krware h just becoz i didn't score enough in jee..... . . PLS NEED YOUR GUIDANCE ON WHAT TO DO
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