Should I give up and move on? I don’t really know why I’m even asking the question because deep down I know the answer. At the end of last year I (23 M) was dating this girl (20 F). She studies in a different city so we didn’t see each other that much but we connected very well, and very soon I was starting to fall hard for her. After a few parties together we were spending the weekend together. This went very well and for the first time in my life I was in love. I have to tell you also that I have never been in a relationship before and I was a virgin. She knew this but didn’t make a big deal out of it which I loved. This weekend was a week before Christmas. We verbally agreed that we would see each other on new years evening.
When the day finally arrived I hadn’t heard from her so I texted her saying where we could meet that night. She responded with this long text saying that I’m a fun and sweet guy but that she would rather be alone than to date with someone. I was completely shocked and my world was shattered. I stared at my phone for a half hour. I did’t text anything back feeling a little bit angry, why would she sent this to me on new years eve? So that night, I got really really drunk. I was drinking away my sorrow. I went to a club and got home with some random girl and we had sex. Need I remind you again that it was my first time. When I woke up I felt sooo bad. I only wanted to be with the girl I was in love with and now I’m laying here with someone random. I made up an excuse on why she had to leave and texted the girl I’m in love with that I appreciated her honesty but that I didn’t understand why. She texted me later that evening that she didn’t really know what she was doing and that she wanted to meet again. I was happy but in the back of my mind I was thinking about what I did on new years eve.
So we went on dates again but I couldn’t get it over me to tell what happened because I just got her back and was too afraid to loose her again. You also have to know that I had 6 exams in this period so I had to study hard. On the 5th of january she spent the night at my place and we also had sex. After this I felt extremely guilty. I made a vow to myself that after the exams I should tell her. Because I really loved her and any chance I had of a real relationship with her should be based on honesty. So after my last exam on february the 5th I went to her place and I told her. She was really angry and told me it was for the best to go away.
In the days that followed I gave her space and didn’t text her. After a while I texted her but she said she wishes me the best but wants to move on and that she doesn’t want to see me anymore. After that there has been no contact. I saw her twice since then on parties. When I saw her she was nice and the connection was still there but she refuses to sit and talk with me. Last time I saw her was a month ago where we talked for a bit. She was acting really weird. Like super nice one moment and then the other moment really angry. Then she was ignoring me the whole time and when I got to her to tell her that I’m leaving she is back to being sweet and asking me to stay. What bugs her the most is that in her eyes I faked my virginity.
It now has been almost 4 months (longer than we were together) but there hasn’t been a day were I haven’t thought about her. I can’t seem to let her go. I am still hoping that everything will be alright but I know it won’t. I just love her so much and regret everything that has happened. I just don’t see myself ever dating anyone else but her. I know that if she was still interested she would just text me but every time I see her it just feels like there is something still there. When I see her friends they tell me that they don’t understand why she won’t take me back. That has to count for something right?
In august she is going to study abroad for the semester. So I know the timing is all wrong but I feel like I have to try one last time. I know I am going to see her 1 last time on this festival we bought tickets for together while we were still dating. A week before the festival it’s her birthday. I am thinking now maybe I should sent her flowers on her birthday with a cute text but I’m not really sure.
Am I just being delusional? I really don’t know what to do…. Sorry for the big text, for anyone that gets to the end thank you very much

Well, I had a whole thing typed out a week ago & didn't end up posting because I hate asking for anything.
We welcome a baby girl, due June 10th but they're pushing her for 39 weeks because it's been rough pregnancy due to endometriosis and Hyperemesis gravidarum.
We have a son that will be 4 in July. We both work full-time. We actually had a good amount of stuff given to us. It was put in storage and recently when I went to pick it up there was mold on everything. Trying to do an insurance claim but no idea how long this will even take or how they value items.
My mother passed away in 2013 & since that I really have no family to reach out to. Her family is supportive as much as they can be, but not financially.
I put together an Amazon wish list real quick when I originally was going to post this. Honestly, tried keeping it cheap besides big ticket items which I am truly not expecting help with but added them just because we need them. I'm sure there's plenty we need that wasn't added, so if you're a parent to a girl or parent in general I'm open to adding things to the list that's not on there. (Don't expect you to buy it, just open to the suggestions). I have like $90 to my name till payday and just promised to pay my cell and Internet because it's past due so after finding the storage unit like it is, I'm scrambling.
I'm 39 (m) she's 35. As stated we have a son that will be 4 in July. He is pretty high needs but getting better. He is speech delayed which causes a lot of issues and frustration within himself. He currently sees a speech and a behavioral therapist. His daycare recommended for school next fall that we get outside help through a program to get someone that's there with him the whole time which was hurtful but I understand it. They can have everyone in a circle singing and he's the one running around not paying attention or off playing.
I appreciate all y'all do for each other, even if nobody buys us a thing lol. Long time lurker that don't remember my main login. Hope one day soon I'm the one helping, not asking for it.
Thank you
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2YDK9T8AGKZLA?ref_=wl_share

Before you attack me listen to me
The label keeps on Releasing these Repetitive annoying Sad songs but around mid 2019 till the end Juice Wrld was not making sad music like that…..Most of his Sad songs i songs he made in Highschool or when he was around 19
By mid 2019 Juice Wrld was making fire Rap music with Nba youngboy ,Graduation,Armed and Dangerous etc not these sad children songs
If he kept making these Songs about ohh “a girl left me” or “shes leaving” or “she has a new boyfriend”. HE WOULD FELL OFF EARLY 2020
THOSE TIME OF MUSIC ARE NOT RELATABLE FOR LONG AFTER HIGHSCHOOL SCHOOL YOU REALIZE HOW CORNY THAT IS ,EVEN HE KNEW THAT
The label needs to release fire songs like Big swag we need songs like that so it feels like we are growing with Juice Wrld

My boyfriend (26M) has been very sweet for the past 7 years. He has been consistently loving and caring, and we rarely fight. However, when we do, it's bad. He’s avoidant of problems and will often lie to avoid hurting my feelings, which I hate. We've had multiple fights where I felt like I wanted space and to end things, but I snap out of it quickly as I realize I truly love him despite his flaws. I have my own flaws too, and I’m working to fix them.
Recently, we've both been under a lot of pressure from life. His parents come from money and don't like the fact that I don’t. They oppose our relationship due to this and are pressuring him to break things off, even sending profiles of girls with better status.
We're both in the PR poll, and it's grim here in Canada waiting for PR. Additionally, his work permit is expiring, so he’s stressed about that. It's also getting harder to make a living and move forward.
Plus, we’re the complete opposite, and he worry that we might not match in the future.
He mentioned that because of all this stress, he's lost all feelings. He's lost interest in what he loves and doesn’t find joy in doing anything, even losing his appetite and the desire to do anything.
So, he told me that for the first time in 7 years, he's lost interest, feelings, and attraction to me. He's stopped touching me, hugging me, kissing me, and talking to me. He just wants to be alone.
We had a big fight recently, cause I noticed all these changes and brought it up to him. And he mentioned that He says he still loves me and some part of him does want to works things out, but he thinks it's better we take a break for him to figure out himself mentally and what he wants to do in the future, maybe with or without me. I’m scared that the space will distance us instead. My world feels like it falling apart. What do I do? Please give me any advices.

Hi guys, here is what I'd change if I were going to improve Helldivers 2, specifically with weapon balance changes. This'll be a long post and I can only balance what I have access to so the following weapons may only receive passing mention or observation.
Arc-12 Blitzer (Weak)
Eruptor (Gutted Completely)
CB-9 Exploding Crossbow (Seen in use once, player hated it)
GP-31 Grenade Pistol (No Observation)
Plas-101 Purifier (No Observation)
P-113 Verdict (No Observation)
Obviously, these are my opinions but I'd love to hear what other people think if I have over buffed or nerfed. I may do the Stratagems not listed here as well as go over the armours if people like this, no TLDR, sorry.
BALANCING:
PRIMARIES:
AR-23 Liberator: My favourite weapon that I feel is mostly in a good place. I would up the damage slightly.
Damage: 60 70
AR-23C Liberator Concussive: I rarely see this weapon used, the concussive effect is more annoying than useful, the slow rate of fire and high recoil sucks and it doesn't deal enough damage. If weapon customization isn't coming, I would personally give this a grenade launcher attachment that fires some form of stun grenade. Another option is to have the rounds effect enemies around the target in a small radius.
Damage: 65 75
Recoil: 28 22
Fire Rate: 320 480
AR-23P Liberator Penetrator: I'm unsure why damage seems reduced so much when a weapon is given medium armour penetration. It removes any effectiveness vs. lower tier enemies and still only tickles medium armour enemies. Make it over-penetrate smaller enemies and hit targets behind them.
Damage: 45 60
AR-61 Tenderiser: Needs more stopping power as per description.
Damage: 60 75
BR-14 Adjudicator: I actually think this rifle is in a really good place.
R-63 Diligence: The two Marksman Rifles don't offer enough in general. They need high damage and higher weak-point damage. I suggest that this weapon also be 'suppressed' in some way, alerting enemies less than it's counter-part.
Damage: 125 135
Weak-point Damage: +30%
R-63CS Diligence Counter Sniper: Same as above but it should have a louder profile and over-penetrate smaller enemies.
Damage: 140 150
Weak-Point Damage +35%
MP-98 Knight: A weapon I love to use, hindered by it's capacity.
Damage: 50 45
Capacity: 50 90
Movement Buff: 5%
SMG-37 Defender: In many ways superior to the current Liberator, with the buffs to the Liberator, I would simply give this weapon a player movement buff as above.
Movement Buff: 5%
SMG-72 Pummeller: Extremely good weapon, although not my personal favourite, I would also give this the movement buff.
Movement Buff: 5%
SG-8 Punisher: I find this weapon is in a pretty good place. It should damage limbs more effectively.
SG-8S Slugger: When compared to the Punisher, this shotgun is seriously lacking. The damage is too little, the medium armour pen doesn't feel there at all. It needs to blow holes in big things and over-penetrate small things. Needs a higher body weak-point damage (Hulk Face/SpeweChargeTitan butts).
Damage: 250 400
Weak-point: 30%
SG-225 Breaker: Needs it's capacity increased.
Capacity: 13 20
SG-225IE Breaker Incendiary: Pretty well used in most games I play, I think it's in a good enough place currently.
SG-225SP Breaker Spray&Pray: This weapon is so bad it hurts. It struggles to kill even the bottom tier enemies with one shot and anything bigger than a warrior takes practically a full magazine. it's a spray and pray and as such, should reflect that.
Damage: 192 280
Recoil: 45 70
Fire Rate: 330 500
Jar-5 Dominator: Generally I think this weapon is in a good spot, I'd maybe increase the damage slightly and give it over-penetration on smaller enemies.
Damage: 275 280
SG-8P Punisher Plasma: This is an odd weapon that feels pretty flaccid when shooting. I would assume plasma would melt armoured points but it doesn't seem to do that very well either.
Damage: 250 300
Weak-point damage: 30%
Melts armoured parts of enemies.
Las-5 Scythe: I actually really enjoy this weapon and feel it needs to simply do a bit more damage to limbs.
Las-16 Sickle: Also in a really good spot.
Plas-1 Scorcher: I would have this also melt weak points on enemies after a few shots, otherwise feels fine generally. I do think that when compared to the dominator, this is practically a down grade every time so it needs something the dominator can't do like melting carapaces etc.
SECONDARIES:
P-4 Senator: Great place now it has the speed-loader. I would let it over-penetrate smaller enemies.
P-2 Peacemaker: I would increase the damage slightly as the P-4 and P-19 always feel like superior options. Damage: 75 85
P-19 Redeemer: Great weapon, no adjustments.
Las-7 Dagger: Like the Scythe, this pistol needs to deal increased limb damage but is otherwise fine in my opinion.
GRENADES:
Impact grenades need to be less strong than their timed variants. Timed grenades are rarely seen in any of the games I play, similarly Smoke, Stun and Thermite are never used.
G-3 Smoke: It's obscuring effect needs to have some effect where enemies suppress, pause, and then search, completely losing the players position unless spotted or fired upon. Currently, they have absolutely no use other grenades can't compensate for.
G-6: Frag: The radius of the fragmentation needs to be higher and the damage slightly upped, dropping off over the larger radius. It also needs to suppress enemies more who are hit.
Damage: 300 dropping down to 200 on the Outer Radius.
Outer Radius: 8 -- > 12
G-10 Incendiary: Also needs a larger radius than it's impact counter-part, I think damage is fine.
Outer Radius: 7 9
G-12 High Explosive: Again needs a larger radius than it's impact counter-part, I also think the damage could be increased due to it's larger size and perhaps a slightly higher penetration.
Damage: 400 450
Penetration: 4 5
Outer Radius: 7 8
G-13 Incendiary Impact: I feel that due to their size and nature, impact should have a smaller radius and lower damage in some cases, fire is fire so this doesn't need a lower damage. If the other incendiary is buffed, this grenade needs no changes.
G-16 Impact: Needs a slight reduction in outer radius, otherwise fine. As above, if the timed grenade is buffed, I think this would be fine.
G-23 Stun: I actually think this grenade is fine. I think this is down to the player base and people preferring to blow stuff up than stun it.
G-123 Thermite: I think this grenade needs to activate slightly quicker. I feel that when attached to an enemy, the enemy should also lose track of the player and potentially attack whatever is closest in a sense of panic or confusion. If the idea is this grenade exposes parts, it's not doing enough and if the idea is it kills heavily armoured enemies, it's also not doing enough.
SUPPORT WEAPONS:
Obviously there are no stats on these weapons however I'd like to make some suggestions on some of them, the below weapons are in a good place.
AC-8 Autocannon
RL-77 Airburst Rocket Launcher
EAT-17
GL-21 Grenade Launcher
MG-43
LAS-99 Quasar Cannon
The following need buffs or changes.
M-105 Stalwart: It feels like this should be a primary. Other than that, it's fine.
FLAM-40 Flamethrower: I would like this to drop with a backpack option so you can either chose to roll with the smaller ammo, or the larger ammo count. The tank should let you should further and for longer at the cost of potentially exploding if shot.
MG-206 Heavy Machine Gun: I'd also like to see this with a backpack ammunition option, making it belt-fed. It should also have over-penetration on smaller enemies and rip chunks off the big boys.
FAF-14 Spear: Do I need to say anything? Lock-on issues aside, it needs to one shot basically everything. I'd also like it to be able to tag player marks including smaller enemies and the environment and I'd like a 'hold-R' option to switch the missiles to airburst or standard.
GR-8 Recoilless Rifle: As above, I would like this to have a fire-option to shoot HE/Flak or AP.
APW-1 Anti-Material Rifle: Needs over-penetration on small enemies.
RS-422 Railgun: With other stratagems being buffed, there is no reason that this can't be reverted with a slightly lowered capacity from 20 12
LAS-98 Laser Cannon: Needs to melt carapace and armour to expose them to weak-points and needs higher limb damage but is otherwise fine.
ARC-3 Arc Thrower: It needs a higher damage and a stun effect on enemies hit. Enemies dying could cause a miniature EMS cloud effect in a small radius.
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2Soulmates - Follow Me (Instrumental) [Chocs Pro Sound] / Key Ebm, BPM 120, 3:02, MP3 7.40 Mb
2Soulmates - Follow Me [Chocs Pro Sound] / Key Ebm, BPM 120, 3:02, MP3 7.40 Mb
A$K & Radiant Child - Easy (Original mix) [Kassetnik] / Key Am, BPM 138, 3:57, MP3 9.78 Mb
Alex Atmiks - Love For The Stars [Yeiskomp Records] / Key Eb, BPM 140, 7:05, MP3 17.22 Mb
Amer Bros - Champions (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Cm, BPM 125, 6:55, MP3 16.86 Mb
Amer Bros - Complex (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Cm, BPM 125, 7:57, MP3 19.33 Mb
Amer Bros - Dub Berlin (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Cm, BPM 125, 6:56, MP3 16.89 Mb
Amer Bros - House Spiraling (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Cm, BPM 125, 6:48, MP3 16.57 Mb
Amer Bros - Insanity (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Cm, BPM 120, 7:22, MP3 17.93 Mb
Amer Bros - Piano Deep (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Abm, BPM 128, 4:46, MP3 11.69 Mb
Amer Bros - Saxo (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Cm, BPM 125, 4:26, MP3 10.89 Mb
Amer Bros - Up Drop (Original mix) [Sound Recording Studio] / Key Cm, BPM 120, 6:09, MP3 14.99 Mb
Amon Tobin - Keep Your Distance (Edit) [Ninja Tune] / Key Fm, BPM 94, 2:10, MP3 5.78 Mb
Anton Dolgushin - Minimalisto [Nature Is Pure Love] / Key B, BPM 120, 3:42, MP3 9.00 Mb
Axel Knox - Feel The Sun (feat. Conor McLoughlin) [Dim Mak Records] / Key Cm, BPM 135, 3:40, MP3 9.13 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (Afro Dub Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key F#m, BPM 125, 6:09, MP3 14.87 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (Afro Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key F#m, BPM 125, 6:09, MP3 14.87 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (House Dub Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key Gm, BPM 125, 6:13, MP3 15.02 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (House Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key Gm, BPM 125, 6:13, MP3 15.02 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (Lel Dub Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key F#m, BPM 125, 6:09, MP3 14.87 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (Lel Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key F#m, BPM 125, 6:09, MP3 14.87 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (Oziriz Dub Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key Abm, BPM 125, 6:09, MP3 14.87 Mb
Big Bunny - Came to the Underground (Oziriz Remix) [ROOM ID] / Key Abm, BPM 125, 6:09, MP3 14.87 Mb
BioKoi - Eastern Lasers (Entangled Mind Remix) [The Rust Music] / Key E, BPM 93, 4:55, MP3 12.41 Mb
Brittanni, Emanuele Caponetto - Cyclic Obsession [Music Department] / Key Am, BPM 119, 4:09, MP3 10.09 Mb
Brittanni, Emanuele Caponetto - Fatten [Music Department] / Key Bbm, BPM 120, 3:01, MP3 7.39 Mb
Brittanni, Emanuele Caponetto - Happy Man [Music Department] / Key Cm, BPM 116, 3:09, MP3 7.69 Mb
Brittanni, Emanuele Caponetto - Hey Little Girl [Music Department] / Key Dbm, BPM 120, 3:32, MP3 8.61 Mb
Brittanni, Emanuele Caponetto - Lift Boy [Music Department] / Key Em, BPM 119, 2:58, MP3 7.28 Mb
Brittanni, Kiara B, Emanuele Caponetto - Alavanca [Music Department] / Key Abm, BPM 119, 3:11, MP3 7.79 Mb
Brittanni, Kiara B, Emanuele Caponetto - Blu Box [Music Department] / Key B, BPM 109, 2:56, MP3 7.17 Mb
Brittanni, Kiara B, Emanuele Caponetto - One Day for Fly [Music Department] / Key Dm, BPM 115, 3:32, MP3 8.61 Mb
Brittanni, Kiara B, Emanuele Caponetto - The Promise of Summer [Music Department] / Key Bm, BPM 118, 3:19, MP3 8.11 Mb
Bruno Fernz - Brazilian Fest [House Lab Recordings] / Key Gm, BPM 127, 6:03, MP3 15.17 Mb
Bruno Fernz - Tim [House Lab Recordings] / Key Cm, BPM 129, 5:59, MP3 15.02 Mb
Burak Özan - Mindreader [EYRA Music] / Key Cm, BPM 100, 3:35, MP3 8.96 Mb
Cafe De Anatolia, M i c h e l M e z h e r - Oriented Dialogue [Cafe De Anatolia LAB] / Key Dm, BPM 110, 4:42, MP3 11.55 Mb
Cafe De Anatolia, M i c h e l M e z h e r - Sands of Serenity [Cafe De Anatolia LAB] / Key Cm, BPM 120, 3:16, MP3 8.12 Mb
Chisari - Jazz School [RawTech Nation Records] / Key Abm, BPM 142, 4:35, MP3 11.20 Mb
Chisari - Santa Fe At Night [RawTech Nation Records] / Key Cm, BPM 140, 4:59, MP3 12.16 Mb
Coster - Freestyle [IPUNKZ MUSIC] / Key Bm, BPM 127, 2:56, MP3 7.37 Mb
Countryman Jim - Mitt hjärta [Bee Music] / Key Am, BPM 163, 3:36, MP3 8.91 Mb
Cyber Zero - Detail [Cyber Zero] / Key Dbm, BPM 95, 3:48, MP3 9.75 Mb
CØRDINATE - Listen To Your Heart [Forever Young Recordings] / Key Dbm, BPM 124, 3:18, MP3 8.17 Mb
DARCOS LIFE - In My Area [DARCOSLIFE RECORDS] / Key Cm, BPM 130, 3:23, MP3 8.28 Mb
Danny L Harle, Shygirl - encore [Because Music] / Key Fm, BPM 127, 2:49, MP3 6.97 Mb
Deep Deviant - Music Makes... (Nu Ground Foundation Beatappella) [Rushmore] / Key Gm, BPM 125, 1:50, MP3 4.49 Mb
Deep Deviant - Music Makes... (Nu Ground Foundation Classic Instrumental) [Rushmore] / Key Bbm, BPM 125, 8:29, MP3 20.46 Mb
Deep Deviant - Music Makes... (Nu Ground Foundation Classic Mix) [Rushmore] / Key Bb, BPM 125, 8:29, MP3 20.46 Mb
Detroit 95 Project, Rowland Dowens - I Wish (Dub Mix) [Love Is the Only Way] / Key Bm, BPM 131, 4:12, MP3 10.25 Mb
Detroit 95 Project, Rowland Dowens - I Wish [Love Is the Only Way] / Key Bm, BPM 131, 4:42, MP3 11.44 Mb
Double Shot - Homeless [Keep Control Records] / Key Dm, BPM 126, 4:20, MP3 10.59 Mb
Dr. Suds - Fresh Stepper [D3tergent] / Key Bbm, BPM 123, 4:20, MP3 10.60 Mb
Entangled Mind - The Seventh Sister [The Rust Music] / Key Cm, BPM 112, 5:12, MP3 13.13 Mb
Entangled Mind, Amy Naylor, R!llo - Orbit [The Rust Music] / Key Dm, BPM 114, 5:13, MP3 13.14 Mb
Entangled Mind, Delgira, Eric Fraser - Creation [The Rust Music] / Key Dm, BPM 110, 5:47, MP3 14.49 Mb
Entangled Mind, Janeth Gonda - Breakthrough [The Rust Music] / Key Dm, BPM 130, 5:02, MP3 12.70 Mb
Entangled Mind, Matthew Rennick - Tree of Life [The Rust Music] / Key Am, BPM 94, 5:12, MP3 13.09 Mb
Entangled Mind, Mattie Rosi - Ossicle [The Rust Music] / Key Dm, BPM 170, 4:00, MP3 10.23 Mb
Entangled Mind, R!llo, Eric Fraser - A Sunny Spot [The Rust Music] / Key F, BPM 116, 4:58, MP3 12.53 Mb
EthnoLink - Lost in Space [EthnoLink] / Key Em, BPM 124, 3:33, MP3 8.84 Mb
GSSPP - A fuego [Varitune] / Key Ebm, BPM 128, 4:00, MP3 9.83 Mb
HYPER MOOD - Empty Promises - Techno Version [Tikraudona] / Key Bm, BPM 138, 2:05, MP3 5.30 Mb
HYPER MOOD - Empty Promises - Techno Version (Sped Up) [Tikraudona] / Key Gm, BPM 146, 1:58, MP3 5.02 Mb
Howen, Max Vermeulen - Meant To Be [Forever Young Recordings] / Key Bbm, BPM 104, 3:14, MP3 8.08 Mb
J-Break - Euphoria (Alexandria's Genesis remix) [Docka Records] / Key F#m, BPM 126, 3:37, MP3 8.77 Mb
J-Break - Euphoria (Lord Of Light remix) [Docka Records] / Key F#m, BPM 138, 7:36, MP3 18.31 Mb
J-Break - Euphoria [Docka Records] / Key F#m, BPM 128, 5:00, MP3 12.09 Mb
JC Brown - Dance Floor [Mar de Fóra Records] / Key Gm, BPM 126, 6:23, MP3 15.57 Mb
JakoJako - Modus [novamute] / Key Em, BPM 142, 4:14, MP3 10.47 Mb
Jarl Flamar - Ayahuasca [Flamar Records] / Key Am, BPM 126, 6:40, MP3 16.64 Mb
Jason Rivas, Future 3000, Glitch Vuu - Hi Everyone [Electronic Potatoes] / Key Gm, BPM 128, 4:13, MP3 10.30 Mb
John Murphy - Bland Land [Bulabeats Records] / Key Bm, BPM 135, 6:52, MP3 16.69 Mb
Johnnypluse - Big In Your Own Town [Bulabeats Records] / Key Fm, BPM 110, 3:41, MP3 9.04 Mb
Johnnypluse - How Ya Friday [Bulabeats Records] / Key Fm, BPM 120, 3:59, MP3 9.74 Mb
Johnnypluse - Loike Loike You Loike [Bulabeats Records] / Key Cm, BPM 110, 5:21, MP3 13.03 Mb
Johnnypluse - M8x3 [Bulabeats Records] / Key Dm, BPM 130, 3:46, MP3 9.22 Mb
Johnnypluse - No Rivers (DJ Mix) [Bulabeats Records] / Key Cm, BPM 130, 3:50, MP3 9.39 Mb
Johnnypluse - Sloppy Beats [Bulabeats Records] / Key Am, BPM 123, 4:56, MP3 12.01 Mb
Johnnypluse - Slow Rave In Your 40s [Bulabeats Records] / Key Am, BPM 120, 2:55, MP3 7.21 Mb
Johnnypluse - Take It To The Top (DJ Version) [Bulabeats Records] / Key Gm, BPM 125, 5:55, MP3 14.41 Mb
Johnnypluse - The Dreamscape [Bulabeats Records] / Key Fm, BPM 120, 3:06, MP3 7.64 Mb
Johnnypluse - The Warriors (Dub Mix) [Bulabeats Records] / Key Gm, BPM 130, 2:54, MP3 7.15 Mb
Johnnypluse - You Are Home (DJ Edit) [Bulabeats Records] / Key G, BPM 130, 5:22, MP3 13.09 Mb
Kapote, Sam Ruffillo - La La Tune (Extended Version) [Toy Tonics] / Key Cm, BPM 123, 8:32, MP3 20.64 Mb
Kevin Borges, Buker - Bytebeat [Sound Kleckse GROOVES] / Key Gm, BPM 126, 5:20, MP3 12.93 Mb
KinAhau - me encanta mi gitana [Pocket Change] / Key Fm, BPM 118, 4:51, MP3 12.07 Mb
Kingbastard - GLAZE [Odd John Records] / Key Gm, BPM 110, 4:26, MP3 10.81 Mb
Kingbastard - NO TRICKS [Odd John Records] / Key Em, BPM 81, 4:15, MP3 10.38 Mb
Kingbastard - NOT GONNA LIE [Odd John Records] / Key Dbm, BPM 176, 5:26, MP3 13.24 Mb
Kingbastard - VEIL [Odd John Records] / Key C, BPM 116, 6:26, MP3 15.64 Mb
Kingbastard - WELL WELL WELL [Odd John Records] / Key Dbm, BPM 132, 3:31, MP3 8.62 Mb
Kmru, Kevin Richard Martin - Ark [Phantom Limb] / Key Bm, BPM 100, 4:33, MP3 11.33 Mb
Kmru, Kevin Richard Martin - Differ [Phantom Limb] / Key Ebm, BPM 132, 4:56, MP3 12.28 Mb
Langston - My Universe [Tama's Little Music Shop] / Key E, BPM 80, 2:15, MP3 5.51 Mb
Levantine - Ecstasy and Desperation (David Garcet Remix) [Mélopée Records] / Key Cm, BPM 126, 6:08, MP3 15.09 Mb
Levantine - Ecstasy and Desperation [Mélopée Records] / Key Cm, BPM 127, 6:39, MP3 16.35 Mb
Levantine - Fever [Mélopée Records] / Key Dm, BPM 129, 7:05, MP3 17.37 Mb
Levantine - Interdimensional Love Triangle (My Secret Playground Remix) [Mélopée Records] / Key Bbm, BPM 128, 5:39, MP3 13.96 Mb
Levantine - Interdimensional Love Triangle [Mélopée Records] / Key Ebm, BPM 128, 6:36, MP3 16.23 Mb
Lewinsky - Make It [Alveda Subject] / Key Abm, BPM 125, 4:17, MP3 10.36 Mb
Lizzie Statham - Come Back [Sunbird House Music] / Key Dm, BPM 144, 2:47, MP3 6.96 Mb
Loyae - Kauai [Chillhop Music] / Key Dm, BPM 95, 2:11, MP3 5.51 Mb
Luke Gibson - Unique Freak [Digital Delight] / Key Abm, BPM 122, 8:07, MP3 19.64 Mb
Luke Gibson - Unleash the Funk [Digital Delight] / Key Dm, BPM 123, 7:28, MP3 18.05 Mb
Luke Gibson - Why [Digital Delight] / Key Am, BPM 125, 6:53, MP3 16.65 Mb
MENDA - Expensive [Mark Music] / Key Am, BPM 105, 3:43, MP3 9.13 Mb
Marcus Corcoran - As Within, so Without [Marcus Corcoran] / Key C, BPM 132, 4:00, MP3 9.88 Mb
Markus Eden - Breaking Free [Digital Delight] / Key Em, BPM 120, 6:10, MP3 14.94 Mb
Markus Eden - Dancehall [Digital Delight] / Key Cm, BPM 120, 7:10, MP3 17.34 Mb
Markus Eden - Go with the Flow [Digital Delight] / Key Dbm, BPM 123, 6:24, MP3 15.50 Mb
Markus Eden - Unity [Digital Delight] / Key Bbm, BPM 122, 7:50, MP3 18.94 Mb
Matt Williams, Kavoosi - Descend [High Vibe Records] / Key Gm, BPM 130, 1:39, MP3 4.07 Mb
MeloShade - Dusk's Delightful Dance [ArkaniC Records] / Key G, BPM 87, 2:10, MP3 5.49 Mb
MeloShade - Elysian Echoes [ArkaniC Records] / Key Dm, BPM 83, 2:13, MP3 5.58 Mb
MeloShade - Ember Glow Serenade [ArkaniC Records] / Key Gm, BPM 87, 3:32, MP3 8.76 Mb
MeloShade - Enigmatic Euphony [ArkaniC Records] / Key Fm, BPM 80, 2:36, MP3 6.52 Mb
MeloShade - Ethereal Veil of Silence [ArkaniC Records] / Key F#m, BPM 88, 2:32, MP3 6.35 Mb
MeloShade - Lunar Luminescence [ArkaniC Records] / Key G, BPM 87, 2:23, MP3 6.00 Mb
MeloShade - Nocturnal Nostalgia [ArkaniC Records] / Key F#m, BPM 86, 2:58, MP3 7.40 Mb
MeloShade - Seraphic Nightfall [ArkaniC Records] / Key D, BPM 75, 3:10, MP3 7.88 Mb
MeloShade - Stardust Staccato [ArkaniC Records] / Key C, BPM 87, 3:13, MP3 8.00 Mb
MeloShade - Tranquil Treetop Twilight [ArkaniC Records] / Key B, BPM 83, 2:33, MP3 6.41 Mb
MeloShade - Willow Waltz [ArkaniC Records] / Key F#, BPM 78, 3:04, MP3 7.65 Mb
Midnight Steak, Lazy Noodles - Flying Crickets [Lazy Noodles] / Key Em, BPM 140, 1:50, MP3 4.71 Mb
Mikas - Hardwill [Progressive Grooves Records] / Key Eb, BPM 132, 6:33, MP3 16.25 Mb
Myxzlplix - HYDDYN [Techniche] / Key Cm, BPM 140, 6:10, MP3 14.91 Mb
Myxzlplix - SYSTM [Techniche] / Key Fm, BPM 93, 5:46, MP3 13.95 Mb
NikNak - 12000RPM [Accidental] / Key Fm, BPM 150, 5:13, MP3 12.92 Mb
NikNak - Break My Bones [Accidental] / Key Cm, BPM 141, 3:28, MP3 8.75 Mb
NikNak - Burning Bright [Accidental] / Key Bm, BPM 120, 3:46, MP3 9.44 Mb
NikNak - LOAD OUT [Accidental] / Key Am, BPM 106, 2:55, MP3 7.41 Mb
NikNak - More Life [Accidental] / Key C, BPM 136, 2:21, MP3 6.06 Mb
NikNak - This Pile Of Rubble Is More Human [Accidental] / Key Em, BPM 137, 5:00, MP3 12.42 Mb
NikNak - Within Cells [Accidental] / Key G, BPM 123, 5:24, MP3 13.38 Mb
NikNak, AGAAMA - Pandora's Box (feat. Agaama) [Accidental] / Key Dm, BPM 130, 4:54, MP3 12.16 Mb
NikNak, Cassie Kinoshi, Grifton Forbes Amos - You Were Supposed To Be Good (feat. Grifton Forbes Amos & Cassie Kinoshi) [Accidental] / Key Abm, BPM 146, 3:47, MP3 9.48 Mb
NikNak, Cassie Kinoshi, Chisara Agor - You've Never Seen A Miracle (feat. Chisara Agor & Cassie Kinoshi) [Accidental] / Key Bm, BPM 141, 5:41, MP3 14.06 Mb
NikNak, SlowPitchSound - Mere Data (feat. SlowPitchSound) [Accidental] / Key Bbm, BPM 137, 4:38, MP3 11.54 Mb
Olga Kouklaki - Hard Heart [Little Doll Music] / Key Ebm, BPM 118, 4:00, MP3 9.86 Mb
Olga Kouklaki - Haze (I Will Fly Club Remix) [Little Doll Music] / Key Bbm, BPM 124, 4:41, MP3 11.49 Mb
Olga Kouklaki - Haze (I Will Fly Remix) [Little Doll Music] / Key Bbm, BPM 124, 4:56, MP3 12.11 Mb
Opio I.D. Project - I Feel Alive [Candy&Smile Records] / Key Am, BPM 155, 3:50, MP3 9.42 Mb
PACCI - Aurora [Nyx Records] / Key Gm, BPM 145, 8:50, MP3 21.52 Mb
PACCI - Dawn of Time [Nyx Records] / Key Dm, BPM 142, 7:43, MP3 18.85 Mb
Pattern 1 - Mirage (Nu Ground Foundation Classic Edit) [RSI] / Key Gm, BPM 129, 2:30, MP3 6.39 Mb
Pattern 1 - Mirage (Nu Ground Foundation Classic Mix) [RSI] / Key Gm, BPM 129, 6:14, MP3 15.35 Mb
Pete Callard, Entangled Mind, Janeth Gonda - Feral Noodle [The Rust Music] / Key C, BPM 110, 5:14, MP3 13.20 Mb
Ralo - 1985 [Digital Delight] / Key Gm, BPM 121, 6:21, MP3 15.38 Mb
Ralo - Where the Party At [Digital Delight] / Key Bbm, BPM 120, 5:38, MP3 13.67 Mb
Ralo, Trill - Rollin' It Up [Digital Delight] / Key Am, BPM 119, 5:08, MP3 12.46 Mb
Ralo, Trill - Who's Bad [Digital Delight] / Key Gm, BPM 122, 6:03, MP3 14.66 Mb
Recardo - Accelerator [Sifting Sands] / Key Em, BPM 136, 4:25, MP3 10.69 Mb
Recardo - Aerosol [Sifting Sands] / Key Gm, BPM 118, 4:10, MP3 10.06 Mb
Recardo - Bleed [Sifting Sands] / Key Cm, BPM 133, 5:52, MP3 14.12 Mb
Recardo - Chance it to Leave [Sifting Sands] / Key Abm, BPM 134, 5:41, MP3 13.71 Mb
Recardo - Consume I [Sifting Sands] / Key Ebm, BPM 121, 6:40, MP3 16.08 Mb
Recardo - Consume II [Sifting Sands] / Key Dm, BPM 128, 8:37, MP3 20.75 Mb
Recardo - Consume III [Sifting Sands] / Key Dbm, BPM 134, 6:25, MP3 15.45 Mb
Recardo - Consume IV [Sifting Sands] / Key Fm, BPM 122, 6:58, MP3 16.78 Mb
Recardo - Consume V [Sifting Sands] / Key Am, BPM 120, 5:44, MP3 13.82 Mb
Recardo - Consume VI [Sifting Sands] / Key Gm, BPM 120, 7:47, MP3 18.75 Mb
Recardo - Consume VII [Sifting Sands] / Key Fm, BPM 133, 5:54, MP3 14.21 Mb
Recardo - Consume VIII [Sifting Sands] / Key Dm, BPM 128, 11:47, MP3 28.35 Mb
Recardo - Contain [Sifting Sands] / Key Bbm, BPM 110, 7:27, MP3 17.94 Mb
Recardo - Cut the Chord [Sifting Sands] / Key A, BPM 129, 7:00, MP3 16.87 Mb
Recardo - Deapocean [Sifting Sands] / Key Am, BPM 127, 5:34, MP3 13.46 Mb
Recardo - Fat Cat Go Hungry [Sifting Sands] / Key C, BPM 127, 9:36, MP3 23.13 Mb
Recardo - Fernax [Sifting Sands] / Key Cm, BPM 127, 6:00, MP3 14.49 Mb
Recardo - Festival [Sifting Sands] / Key Abm, BPM 134, 7:57, MP3 19.14 Mb
Recardo - Force the Future [Sifting Sands] / Key Ab, BPM 132, 9:22, MP3 22.55 Mb
Recardo - Get Clear [Sifting Sands] / Key F, BPM 126, 7:38, MP3 18.37 Mb
Recardo - Inf 48 [Sifting Sands] / Key Am, BPM 100, 1:45, MP3 4.28 Mb
Recardo - Limit [Sifting Sands] / Key Db, BPM 135, 5:44, MP3 13.84 Mb
Recardo - Mainstream [Sifting Sands] / Key Bbm, BPM 132, 7:01, MP3 16.92 Mb
Recardo - Minor Tweaks [Sifting Sands] / Key C, BPM 127, 7:44, MP3 18.64 Mb
Recardo - Oort [Sifting Sands] / Key C, BPM 127, 8:03, MP3 19.41 Mb
Recardo - Overseer [Sifting Sands] / Key F#m, BPM 140, 3:20, MP3 8.06 Mb
Recardo - Return [Sifting Sands] / Key Dm, BPM 128, 4:36, MP3 11.09 Mb
Recardo - Stanza Inter [Sifting Sands] / Key Am, BPM 133, 8:46, MP3 21.13 Mb
Recardo - Techno 365 [Sifting Sands] / Key Gm, BPM 125, 7:51, MP3 18.90 Mb
Recardo - Temple of Meh [Sifting Sands] / Key Gm, BPM 127, 1:56, MP3 4.71 Mb
Recardo - Trees [Sifting Sands] / Key Gm, BPM 123, 8:15, MP3 19.85 Mb
Ricky Chopra - Fly [Spectrum City] / Key Gm, BPM 122, 4:44, MP3 11.66 Mb
SG Lewis, Shygirl - mr useless (MK remix) [Because Music] / Key Em, BPM 132, 2:49, MP3 6.96 Mb
Saint Zurit, Matias Javier - AKU LIAR [08800 ROOM LABEL] / Key Dm, BPM 128, 6:30, MP3 15.82 Mb
Sinan Mercenk - Keep Movin [Strobe Records] / Key Bb, BPM 125, 6:59, MP3 16.90 Mb
Sinego - Mujer (Yulia Niko Remix (Extended)) [Higher Ground] / Key Am, BPM 126, 5:41, MP3 13.80 Mb
Soft Passage - Ascension [Friends of Friends Music] / Key F#, BPM 155, 3:34, MP3 8.76 Mb
Soft Passage - Gaia [Friends of Friends Music] / Key G, BPM 140, 3:19, MP3 8.16 Mb
Soft Passage - River Spirit [Friends of Friends Music] / Key F#, BPM 152, 3:34, MP3 8.76 Mb
Soft Passage - Tranquil Breath [Friends of Friends Music] / Key G, BPM 171, 3:29, MP3 8.54 Mb
TP One, D-Myo, DJ-Elven - Hypnotia [Ultima Audio] / Key Dm, BPM 140, 6:03, MP3 14.99 Mb
Taleesa, De La Cruz - My Love Is A DJ (Dance Mix Extended) [Previous Records] / Key Em, BPM 136, 6:30, MP3 15.79 Mb
Taleesa, De La Cruz - My Love Is A DJ [Previous Records] / Key Em, BPM 137, 5:29, MP3 13.35 Mb
Thaguima - Dreamscape [MODULI] / Key C, BPM 126, 3:33, MP3 8.62 Mb
Tiam Wills, Kinishao - Dreams & Stars at Dawn feat. Kinishao (Mercury 82 Remix) [Rockwool Records] / Key Ebm, BPM 85, 3:42, MP3 9.35 Mb
VeNt0Karma - Despondency [Multiza Distribution] / Key Fm, BPM 110, 3:10, MP3 7.84 Mb
Vince Vega Manchester - Industrial Nation (Electro Juno Mix) [Redd Recordings] / Key C, BPM 125, 4:22, MP3 10.78 Mb
WLADIMIR TEGARID - Just Feeling [Voko Records] / Key Abm, BPM 128, 6:00, MP3 14.70 Mb
Wan Symphony - 21 Hungarian Dances (Piano), WoO 1: V. Allegro (F♯ minor) [Classential] / Key F#m, BPM 140, 1:55, MP3 4.80 Mb
Wan Symphony - Harpsichord Concerto No. 1 in D minor, BWV 1052: III. Allegro [Classential] / Key Dm, BPM 120, 7:12, MP3 17.48 Mb
Wan Symphony - Invention in A minor, BWV 784 [Classential] / Key Am, BPM 132, 1:34, MP3 3.99 Mb
Wan Symphony - Lucia di Lammermoor, Act. 1: Verranno a te sull'aure [Classential] / Key Bb, BPM 141, 3:56, MP3 9.65 Mb
Wan Symphony - Piano Sonata No. 1, Op. 2 No. 1: II. Adagio [Classential] / Key F, BPM 120, 1:36, MP3 4.03 Mb
Wan Symphony - Piano Sonata No. 10 in C major, K. 330/300h: III. Allegretto [Classential] / Key G, BPM 178, 7:53, MP3 19.12 Mb
Wan Symphony - Piano Sonata No. 11 in A major, K. 331/300i: III. Alla Turca [Classential] / Key A, BPM 128, 3:34, MP3 8.78 Mb
Wan Symphony - Piano Sonata No. 5, Op. 10 No. 1: II. Adagio molto (A♭ major) [Classential] / Key Cm, BPM 116, 5:12, MP3 12.70 Mb
Wan Symphony - Piano Sonata No. 7 in C major, K. 309/284b: I. Allegro con spirito [Classential] / Key C, BPM 127, 14:55, MP3 36.00 Mb
Wan Symphony - Piano Sonata No. 9 in D major, K. 311/284c: I. Allegro con spirito [Classential] / Key A, BPM 143, 4:19, MP3 10.58 Mb
Wan Symphony - Rhapsody in Blue [Classential] / Key Abm, BPM 135, 15:50, MP3 38.21 Mb
Wan Symphony - Rondo a capriccio, Op. 129 [Classential] / Key D, BPM 90, 5:18, MP3 12.92 Mb
Wan Symphony - Sonatina in C major, Op. 36, No. 5: III. Rondo [Classential] / Key D, BPM 119, 2:57, MP3 7.27 Mb
Warren Leistung, Pua Jaiden - Full Support (Edit Mix) [Vullet Green Music] / Key Abm, BPM 124, 2:24, MP3 5.82 Mb
Warren Leistung, Pua Jaiden - Full Support (Extended mix) [Vullet Green Music] / Key Abm, BPM 124, 4:12, MP3 10.13 Mb
Whilhelmi - Anaisha [Misu Misu Records] / Key Abm, BPM 127, 6:56, MP3 16.85 Mb
Xenolinguist, Entangled Mind - Ghost Pipe [The Rust Music] / Key Gm, BPM 140, 4:06, MP3 10.45 Mb
Yudzhin Tech - Horse [Music Destinations] / Key Bbm, BPM 124, 3:16, MP3 8.10 Mb
Yudzhin Tech - Horse [Music Destinations] / Key Bbm, BPM 124, 2:11, MP3 5.53 Mb
dreamsoda - CHICHIRO [LABEL EATER] / Key Em, BPM 110, 5:03, MP3 12.35 Mb
dreamsoda - CHICHIRO (Sped Up) [LABEL EATER] / Key Em, BPM 121, 4:36, MP3 11.24 Mb
nielrow - Ad Astra [Nielrow] / Key C, BPM 145, 3:26, MP3 8.46 Mb
nielrow - Fleuve cosmique [Nielrow] / Key D, BPM 100, 2:28, MP3 6.16 Mb
מוסטיקה - LAVAN [Mobile1 Music] / Key Am, BPM 132, 1:44, MP3 4.29 Mb
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Hey, I will show the idea I've realised about changing the item order that I've usually done.
Explanation:
I was always the Null Talisman girl because - Hey.. damage, mana regen, stats! Awesome! On any Int hero I liked getting like 2 talismans.
However, I found out that well, my early lining isn't that strong on Muerta, some Q and double shots def can do some harassment but its all "balanced". I had problems with getting harrased too much and losing HP but I'm not that much into pots so I thought to myself, that maybe I'll get some HP regen...
Soo, I also found out I need some attack-speed asap to utilise the bonus damage from my ulti with quicker hits. So I kinda started thinking that I don't need the early damage items as much but more AS for the 6th lvl+.
It all clicked in my head suddenly about a quick item order that wouldnt waste money on these early toys.
To not spend money on some cheap HP regen, I left the base empty-handed with only Tangos..
I wasn't doing much untill I've gathered 1200 gold for Concoipeida aaand...
Rushing the HP regen and its other stats from it helped me laning and at the same time, followed the major item build order and didnt waste money on some minor HP regen.
So then, I could start buying the items for the Oblivion Staff because I still needed more mana regen to harras with Q and some AS so I got Orchid Malevolance + Threads.
The Silence from it was a pretty useful item to even help my team silencing some important guy etc xD
I always enjoyed Rod of Atos so having something similar of a helping clickable made me comfy
Theen, I've gained some gold and got Bloodthorn to get a big AS increase and start owning xD
So it combined pretty good laning experience with getting a major Item.
Buut, with that early no-item weak damage, I missed a good amount of last hits untill I got some levels and Cornucopia... So Im thinking about also getting a Quelling Blade and it would kinda pay for itself with better last hits I could score.
Also, ofc I didnt get any bonus HP so I had to be careful against Mages to not get caught by them. . Well, the silence helped against them, esp if we rushed them as a whole team they couldnt cast their spells before dying to nuke us.
The end

My phone vibrated. As did my smartwatch. I glimpsed up from my laptop, which was sitting in my lap so I could go over my presentation again. I was in the car, my boss was driving and we were headed to a conference, where both of us were supposed to speak. We were traveling for more than 7 hours now due to numerous traffic jams on our way.
Looking at my watch, I saw, it was the doorbell which caused the vibration. Already distracted from my presentation I pulled out my phone. Opening the doorbell app, I just so see, that my wife asks Becky, our young black dogsitter with her DD boobs into the house. "Curious" I thought, my wife hadn't told me, she wanted to go out that evening. It was a Tuesday, so it was her usual day for her Zumba class, but that would have meant leaving the dogs alone for about 1 and a half hours, so no need for a dogsitter. However, judging from what little I had seen, Becky was wearing an extremely short black latex skirt and a minimalist latex crop top, the full outfit barely covering her tits, ass and pussy. In addition to a black leather collar, it looked like my wife had ordered her in with other stuff in mind than just watching the dogs, even if there was the possibility, Becky's outfit was just due to the 30+ degree heatwave we were having.
A few minutes later, my phone vibrated again. It was a text from my wife. "Heading out to Zumba". She followed it up with a picture of her in her sports dress. Due to the heat she only wore tight short pants, a very tight revealing top and her sports bra. So her petite size combined with her chubby figure and her big tits were easy to spot. "Looking great" I answered. "Have fun, love you". "You have any plans later?" She asked. "No" I answered. "I won't be able to make it to swimming today. I'm not even at the hotel yet. So just dinner with my boss and then I will head for the bed." I replied. "Ok" was the only answer I got.
My boss and I checked into the hotel and found a place to eat, when I got another message from my wife. It was a shower selfie from the gym, showing her having her tits soaped up. I had to make sure, nobody saw my developing boner below a napkin. And this was also unusual, as my wife normally prefers to shower at home. What did she have planned. "Going out?" I asked her. I didn't get an answer for a while. Then I got another selfie. My wife was now wearing a long, tight, black PU skirt, and a black leather corsage, which was barely able to keep her G-Cups inside. She also had makeup on and her black hair with a tint of red worked perfectly with her black lipstick. A second picture showed, that she did not wear panties, but a buttplug. "Gonna surprise Becky" was her answer to my previous question. "Let's check whether she obeyed" was the next text I got, before I had an incoming videocall from the group my wife had created for the three of us. I excused myself from the table and left the table, while keeping the lid of my phone case closed. I took a Bluetooth headset out of my pocket and went outside to take the call. As soon as I did, I had to hold my breath. My wife held up her phone in her car in a way, that Becky and I had perfect view of her cleavage, while Becky was clearly sitting on our terrace, wearing the earlier described outfit, her legs spread apart and her camera clearly showing that she also had inserted a buttplug and additionally a vibrator in her pussy, pleasuring herself. From her position I could see, that there was a very slim, but not zero chance she could be seen by a passing neighbor. "Good girl" I heard my wife's voice. "Expect me home in 20 minutes. Keep going with the vibrator but do not come before I'm home or you will regret it". "Yes Madam" was Becky's answer. "Now put on a show for my husband" my wife again commanded. I watched the vibrator going in and out her pink pussy, which contrasted nicely with her chocolate skin, before commanding her, to take down her top, revealing her double D's to the camera (and potentially the neighbors). She was hesitant at first. "I will tell my wife of your disobedience" was all I had to say. However, as much as I loved the show, I could not watch it till the end, as my boss now also came out of the restaurant, having paid the bill. So I cut the connection and we went on our way to the hotel.
When we arrived at the hotel, my boss asked, whether we wanted to go for a drink at the bar. At the same time, my wife had already sent me a selfie with our car on the garage and her playing on her pussy, presumably watching Becky somehow. "Are you ready to watch" was the caption. So I thanked my boss again for the dinner and excused myself to my hotel room. "Give me a couple of minutes" was my answer to my wife. "Hurry up" she wrote, accompanied by a picture below her skirt, showing her pink pussy and her fluids already flowing down her legs. I quickly setup my tablet and connected it to the WIFI. While I was doing this I received several messages from my wife. The first one was a picture, showing a top view into her corsage, showing clearly, that it was unable to really tame her tits, with her areolas already visible. If a neighbor saw her on the way from the car to the house, he would have quite a look. I was secretly hoping for that to happen. I know some of the neighbors had already checked out Becky or other visitors to our house when they arrived in playtime "clothes" but my wife so far had mostly gone unnoticed by the neighbors. The second picture was a screenshot from one of our bedroom cameras on my wife's phone, showing Becky, lying on her back, her tits once again hidden by her latex top, her legs spread wide open towards the camera. Her skirt had moved upwards and was lying on her hips. The buttplug was replaced by a vibrator, and she also had a vibrator inserted into her pussy. I admired once again the contrast of her pink flesh to the dark chocolate color of her body. "I have the remotes" my wife wrote with a winking emoji. "Hurry up, I'm horny". "Me too" I thought, "and it's not helping that you send me these pictures". Finally I had an internet connection ready and connected onto our home VPN to access the cameras. "I'm in" I wrote to my wife. "Going in" was her answer.
While I waited for my wife to appear, I watched Becky on the tablet. She was still pretty much in the same pose as before and I could only imagine, that she was in this pose, because my wife had ordered her so. She really loved to submit herself to both of us, what made the evenings with her fun. Suddenly I could see her shiver and heard hear moans getting louder. I could see her fighting, but ultimately losing the fight against her orgasm, induced by the two vibrators in her pussy and ass, controlled by my wife. Only a few seconds later I hear high heels coming up the stairs and my wife entering the room. She had added black, knee high leather boots to her already seducing outfit and held a small whip in her hand. I saw Becky's eyes widen, it was a mixture of lust and fear. "You know you can tell me to stop at any time if it is too much," my wife said ."It is fine, I dreamed about playing with a whip, just haven't done it yet. But please be gentle, "was Becky's answer. "Did I stutter, when I told you not to come?" My wife now said in a fake angry voice. She followed it up with a lash onto her top and the boob below. I could hear the sound and I saw Becky flinch for a split-second. But her eyes told, that she was okay with what happened. "Sorry Madam. It was just to much pleasure you gave me with the vibrators," Becky whispered. "So now this is my fault you cannot control yourself?" My wife asked while still faking anger, followed by a lash onto the other boob. "No Madam, I did not obey your orders. What can I do to make it up?" "That will be up to me, I already have some ideas." My wife said to her, while she positioned a few whiplashes around Becky's pussy. You could already see the mixture of pain and lust in Becky's eyes.
From the messages before, and the show I got on camera my cock was already more than rock hard and I hurried to get rid off my pants and boxers, to release the pain this was causing me. That was when I realized, the blinds were still open, so I corrected this mistake quickly. No need to be seen masturbating in a conference hotel.
On my screen the action now got more intense. "Why are you still dressed?" My wife asked. I laughed out, because the short top and the extremely short skirt that was already hanging on Becky's hips could barely be counted as dressed, as she didn't even wear any underwear. "Get these skimpy clothes of your body" was the next command. To reinforce this statement two whiplashes onto each boob were added. Becky quickly got up, robbing me of the view between her legs and wanted to pull her top over her head, her back to my wife and the camera. She was interrupted by a whiplash onto her ass, as the skirt still was hanging on her hips. This time my wife seemingly had put more force into it, as for a short time you could see the impact on Becky's chocolate skin. "No need to hide. Make it a show for me and the camera". Becky obeyed. She turned around and started pulling up her top above her DD tits, covering them with her hands, playing a little bit by pushing them left right and up and down before performing a boob drop and finally pushing her top over her head. She let it turn around one of her fingers before throwing it on the general direction of my wife. While her boobs are a lot smaller than my wife's G-Cups, due to her taller but skinnier stature and chocolate color, those were my second favorite boobs. Her areolas were forward facing and she had quite a gap in between them. And they looked incredibly sexy in the current lighting, bouncing with every of Becky's movements. My wife nodded approvingly. Afterwards Becky started pulling down her skirt while moving laszivly. Her boobs and her hips moving while she slowly hid her pussy before revealing it again. She got down on her knees, spreading her legs for my wife and me before she got out of the skirt, pushed it aside and got up again. Unfortunately for her, the vibrator fell out of her pussy during this movement. A second later she got another whiplash on her pussy. "Did I tell you to loose the vibrator?" My wife said in a harsh voice. "No Madam." Becky said, lowering her head. "Well, then pick it up and put it where it belongs again. Becky started bending her knees and lowering her back, when she was once again interrupted by a whiplash targeted at her right tit. "Not like that. Turn around and bend over, we want to see your ass." I think I caught a short grin on Becky's face. She definitely did not mind what my wife did to her. She turned around, spread her legs so I would be able to see her face and upper body between them, bent over, wiggled with her ass, which of course also caused her tits to wiggle in front of her face. This of course also revealed the vibrator in her butt. Just when Becky had her fingers on the vibrator on the floor I could hear her moan and saw her legs shaking. My wife now stood besides her, facing the camera holding the remote in the hand that did not hold the whip. With shaking hands from arousal Becky tried to take up the vibrator again, and just when her fingers were there, my wife increased the intensity with the remote again, leading to Becky losing control and collapsing on the floor. As soon as her body hit the floor another whiplash hit her ass. "Am I talking incomprehensibly? You are not to come without my permission and you are asked to get this vibrator into your worthless pussy while showing your fucking ass. What is so hard about that?" While talking, my wife added additional whiplashes onto her ass with a couple of them also hitting the pussy area. "I'm sick of this, now get your worthless body onto the bed and open your legs to the camera". "Yes Madam" was the only answer from Becky. When she got up I glimpsed a look in her face and saw it was pure lust, despite the pain.
Up until now I had started playing with myself. The view and sound on my tablet were just to arousing. I realized, that I was already close to cumming, but there would be more action for me to watch. Nevertheless I couldn't stop, and a few quick strokes and I came in 3 high squirts over my upper body. In the meanwhile the action on the screen continued.
As ordered, Becky lay down as she had been before only now her tits were also clearly visible on camera. My wife bent down herself, making sure I got a good show and picked up the vibrator Becky had failed to pick up twice. She shoved it into Becky's pussy again, before she used the remote again to set both vibrators in Becky's ass an pussy to their lowest setting again. Becky's pelvis moved, as the overstimulation was to much again. My wife once again addressed her: "This should be about me, not you! Time you put your body to some use. Now get me out of my skirt." She ordered, standing next to the bed, with her ass to the camera. Becky sat up, her open pussy still facing the camera and giving me a prime look at her tits. She undid my wife's belt and started pulling down the skirt. My wife supported this with very erotic moves and just a few seconds later I had the perfect view onto the greatest ass in the galaxy. The right roundness, perfect size, perfect shape and feel and just overall perfect for me. My wife pushed Becky back onto the bed, while at the same time bending over, revealing the buttplug and vibrator she had in herself. This movement was also to much for her corsage and her tits fell out. "Make yourself useful and suck on my tits!" was her next command, to which Becky promptly obeyed while my wife made quite a show out of removing the vibrator from her pussy. She spread her legs, shaking that great ass and slowly pulled out the vibrator millimeter by millimeter and pushing it in 5 millimeters in again for every 10 millimeters she had pulled it out. When she was done, she climbed onto the bed sat up and pushed Becky's upper body down. She then climbed over Becky's face and began riding on her face. Becky understood what to do and gave her best to luck my wife's pussy. My wife's boobs jumped around on her chest, which made her abandon her whip and she started massaging and playing with them, while leaning slightly backwards. This gave me a great view and made me hard again in an instant. Also due to my wife's movements on the bed, Becky's tits started to wiggle, but she needed her hands to ensure my wife's thighs had sufficient space in between for her not to suffocate. This got more and more difficult, as my wife quickly approached her orgasm. It took her less than 2 minutes before she collapsed forward, her face more or less falling onto Becky's pussy. My wife catched her breath for half a minute or so, before she pulled herself up again, grabbed her whip and climbed down from Becky. Becky's face was covered in my wife's fluids, it almost looked like my wife had squirted onto Becky's face. Becky also sat up and catched her breath.
My wife held up Becky's face by placing her whip below her chin. "Good girl, seems like you are good for something. I think you have earned some reward." She said and gave Becky two gentle whiplashes onto her nipples, which made Becky moan again. My wife bent down beside the bed, showing me her great ass with the buttplug again and opened our toy drawer. She grabbed a blindfold and tossed it to Becky. "Put that on, and get on your knees, face to the camera." Becky went on her knees and elbows, what resulted in a harsh whiplash on her ass. "On your hands, not your elbows" and as Becky took to long for her liking, a second whiplash followed. Now Becky obeyed and stayed more upright. Next my wife went, and repositioned the camera, so now the camera was low enough to look between Becky's legs. Next, my wife pulls out a dual vibrator we had bought recently. She inserted the short part as advertised into her vagina and went behind Becky. She then removed the vibrators from Becky's pussy and ass and slowly started to insert the long part of the double vibrator into Becky's pussy. I was able to see Becky's surprised look through the blindfold, as my wife's pelvis touched Becky's ass and she realized, what was happening. The next surprise came, when my wife activated the vibrations and started fucking her Doggystyle. I was almost in heaven. Seeing a pair of DD tits bouncing in the big picture, and my wife's G-Cups also bouncing in the background while my wife grabbed Becky by the hips and gave her a pounding was an absolutely fantastic view. This went on for about 10 minutes, with me wanking of in my hotel bed, my wife pounding the dogsitter Doggystyle and the dogsitter moaning loudly. It seemed, the double vibrator had some kind of burst mode, as both women increased and decreased their volume in regular intervals. After 10 minutes the two women collapsed over each other from their orgasm and I also came again.
After everyone had catched their breath again, my wife told Becky she could go home now, she would still make the last train even with some time to wash herself. After Becky was gone, my wife and myself had video call under our showers. After that we said goodnight. My wife told me, to have fun on the conference reception the next day, but to not forget my camera...

TL;DR I (14F) don't know what to do about my friend/classmate (15M) who has love-hate (this is kind of an exaggeration) feelings for me.
We're in the same class and graduating 8th grade in less than a month and I'm asking for help because I don't want to be the villain in his life. I'm always stressed about hurting people and I only ever tried to be kind and honest, but I was stupid and I messed up this time. I don't want him to remember me as the exact thing I am not. I hate conflict and being mean. I would rather compromise than hurt somebody's feelings, but now I am just at loss.
We started talking more in October and then got pretty close in November and December. We'll call him D. We went out mid December at the mall to buy a book for school and I ended up buying Christmas presents. He helped me pick stuff for all of my friends and then we ate. It was very much a date-like hangout and we even walked arm in arm to the bus stop at the mall. He also walked me from the bus stop to my front door.
Fast forward to a day before our school's Christmas event. I told my friends that I kind of liked him and they convinced me to tell him. I told him and we texted some more at home then we agreed to talk the next day after the event. That evening I thought about it all and I realized that I wasn't ready for a relationship. I am 14 after all and I have the most important exam of my life so far at the end of the school year (this is just the schooling system in my country). The next day I avoided him and then at home I explained everything through text because I was too anxious to do it face-to-face. I was a wimp and I wish I had the guts to actually talk to him. I apologized countless times. I felt horrible and I can't even imagine how it was for him. I still kinda hate myself for it, but at the time I believed it was for the best.
I thought about the whole ordeal and it made me realize I might have attachment issues. I'm so obsessed with being loved (I grew up very lonely) that I feel a certain level of romantic attraction towards anyone who gives me a little more attention (especially men which I know is terrible). I also don't mean this as an excuse, but rather as an explanation to why I acted the way I did. I liked how D made me feel about myself, not actually him (this is horrible, I know). After I explained everything I felt he was cool about it and I actually thought that maybe things were okay. I told him i wasn't going out until after New Year's because I was very busy with family (I wasn't avoiding him purposely I was actually busy) yet for about a week straight he asked me 2 times every day where I was which was kinda weird and made me not want to go out at all even after New Year's.
Fast forward to this March when a common acquaintance of ours (not in our class) talked to D because he'd heard from a friend of his that D still liked me. D told this acquaintance that he does indeed still like me, that I look good and that he likes my big breasts (he said this in a much less respectful way). I was shocked because I couldn't fathom D still liking me after I'd been a total witch to him. We'd been ignoring each other mostly ever since December and even though we agreed to stay friends and I was very confused.
A few days later I was talking to a good friend of mine, D's deskmate, and mentioned the acquaintance who told me D still liked me. I just repeated something funny he said. I didn't say anything about D because he was right there, but D got mad (he probably found out I knew stuff) and broke a pencil. I'd seen that he had problems with anger and jealousy (he used to read my texts to my online friend on the other side of the world who is also a guy and got upset when I'd say they're personal and we weren't even together), but I didn't think it was that bad.
My friend (we'll call her R) told me she found out from another friend in our group that I was driving D crazy with telling his deskmate (a very close friend of mine) about stuff like weird fanfiction about my favourite singer (Gerard Way) and my variety of dirty jokes. From what R understood, he didn't like me speaking about sexual stuff (I haven't done anything like that, it's just an interesting topic to me) around him. I didn't understand why it would bother him, but apparently it did. Maybe jealousy? I don't know.
Nothing much happened until this Saturday when our whole class was taking album photos. The basic and typically "popular" girl in our class invited my group (the 7 emo girls basically) alongside her group (her another 3 people) to the new Japanese restaurant in town. We get along fine with them, though they kinda gossip about us sometimes, so we gladly agreed to eat with them. A girl in our group (whom D liked last year; she was much harsher in rejecting him - she blocked him on all platforms) is a tad bit closer to the popular girl, so the two of them made the reservation for 11 people at the restaurant.
During the shoot, D and another classmate that we're not very close friends with (they're chill, we just don't talk all that much) overheard our sushi plans and asked me if we were going. I said yes and tried to kindly say that we have a reservation already for 11 people and that they can tag along, but sit at another table. I felt bad because I've been excluded countless times in social situations in my life and I didn't want them to feel that. Their parents who were also there questioned me and I was too ashamed to lie, so I said that yes, we had a reservation. D and the other person didn't come in the end.
That evening I texted D apologizing and explaining that I was just invited and that I wasn't the one making the reservation. He said that it's okay and not my fault and he said that the other person was also not mad at me. He asked me why i was so obsessed with apologizing and I made a sharp remark I didn't think through about being annoyed at my friends' insensitivity about excluding them. He asked me why I was telling him all that and I told him to forget it. He encouraged me to continue and just speak my mind. I said no and told him I only had a question. I asked "do you still like me?" and I proceeded to explain why that would be impossible. He said I was changing the subject and I didn't realize that he was the one doing it in reality. He told me again to just speak and that nobody else will know whatever I tell him. I refused, but he somehow convinced me and I made a small confession about being lonely and feeling like only 3 people truly like me. It wasn't as personal as it may seem because I have much deeper feelings I have never told anyone, but I was still shocked that he somehow made me spit out things it takes a lot of hard work to get me to say as I am a very introverted and closed off person. For some context I was literally shaking and hyperventilating from anxiety throughout the whole conversation. I asked him again if he still liked me and he responded in the morning, completely ignoring the question and asking about a math test we recently took.
Yesterday evening, on Sunday, I talked to another classmate and friend (again not very close, but he's nice) whom I'll call L. L told me D had sent the group chat with the other person who I apologized to for the sushi thing, L and another classmate (I presume) screenshots of our whole conversation (even though he promised he'd keep his mouth shut). L sent me a screenshot of D saying I played him before and after I rejected him and said I manipulated him and only pretended to be interested in the things he liked just to get close to him (for the record, I'm a big listener, I love hearing my friends talk about their passions and interests). He also said he hated me. I was shocked and very upset because while telling me everything is alright and that the mess in my mind will get better, he was talking nonsense about me to others and sharing private information.
I told my friends about all of this. R said it's all my fault and that I did give him false hopes even after I rejected him and that I give him too much importance. She basically said I'm a bad person because I told D I wasn't ready to date anybody after saying I liked him. She probably believes I did it for kicks, just like D thinks, but I swear on everything I have that I'm just very dumb and I have no idea how to navigate human relations. I'm a massive people pleaser and it shows. Two friends said that it is what it is and another four said that it is totally not my fault and that I did not give him false hopes after I rejected him and that I barely even acknowledged him during that time (I also think so, but R said I kept flirting with him - I ignored him completely and he ignored me just the same so I am very confused as to what she deems "flirting"). They said I communicated clearly that it's not him, but rather a personal issue and that I am very sorry and I will respect his decision if he doesn't want us to talk or be friends at all anymore. I am in a dilemma.
I feel like a bad bad bad person for what I did and how I acted and I have no idea if R is right and that I did keep giving him false hopes or if all of my other friends are right and it's not my fault. I never thought that my behavior (existing in his perimeter) would be considered as flirting, but apparently R thinks otherwise. In R's opinion sending him two TikToks in 3 months and talking to him 3 maybe 4 times through text and another two face-to-face from December to now was too much attention.
So, am I a horrible person who deserves unhappiness or is D just overreacting and being manipulative and toxic? Please help this is really messing with my mind.

Hello there fellow players and GMs,
I'm a big fan of play-by-post games in discord, and I used Avrae for my dnd 5e games a lot. Being also a fan of Daggerheart, it is only natural what was my mission: create a bot that have a similar flavor to Avrae.
I present you Duality, a Discord bot designed to help you and your friends play Daggerheart online. Inspired by the game's mechanic where two 12-sided dice are rolled for each action, one for hope and one for fear, Duality facilitates game management and dice rolls directly from Discord.
This are the current features supported:

• Advanced Dice Roller: Uses the d20 library for advanced dice rolls, using!roll [expr] commands.
• Action Rolls: Ability to roll actions with hope and fear dice, using!action command.
• Demiplane Integration: Import character sheets from Demiplane, using!import command.
• Attribute-Based Rolls: Perform action rolls based on character attributes, using!agility or any other attribute command.
• Basic resources management: mark or remove slots of armor, hp, stress and hope using, for example for HP!hp to add or remove makrs (!hp +1d4) or !hpset to set the actual number of marks.

Invite the bot to your server using the following link: https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1239800716801998860
If you have any suggestion or need support, please, come to my personal Daggerheart West Marches PbPServer: https://discord.gg/hstRkJAK where we have a category for all the things related to the bot.
PD: take a look at the code, its free! https://github.com/Duality-Bot/duality

R4R, It's been a while. Looking to just get to meet someone and talk about anything wholesome under the sun.
Me:

• I travel a bunch (solo, with friends/family). Mostly Asian countries, but the goal is to head over to Europe to backpack too.
  
• My usual spots whenever I leave homebase are by the sea or on a specific island
  
• I'm a multimedia designer, former art director
  
• I love gardening (all kinds!), reading, snorkeling, creating, scootering a lot,
  
• I enjoy voice calls
  
• Wholesome, funny, I like asking a bunch of questions, going through a big life change recently, have a small creative business
  
• Southeast asian
  
• I've been listening to this on repeat lately.
  

So yeah, I'm just looking for someone who's a bit of a curious person and enjoys voice calls and getting to know people. If you're up to talk, just message! :)

Christopher Alvarez:

Going to do a quick live. If you haven't already, go to my stories and read the article I just dropped about the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef.
It's been a wild ride, a wild weekend, and today is Monday. Like we say in Spanish: [I don't speak Spanish.]
Today has been a day where I have been forced to reflect on many of the things that happened to what started on social media and it wasn't a very exciting weekend for my family because they were concerned for my mental health and well-being.
The article that dropped kind of explains that Drake and Kendrick and all of the other celebrities that I have had the courage to connect with, they are great moments that I've lived in my life and that was a time when we were -- I was a kid, you know, just being a fan, living life, meeting my idols.
But nothing happened that night. All these accusations that Drake raped me, that Drake paid off some big money to make me stay quiet or like the Post article. Like, on that I have nothing to hide. I'm an open book. That's what I've told everybody my whole life.
I kind of write down the struggle of being a disabled person and I would never put anyone in harm's way. I understand that these comments on social media have hurt a lot of people because they have messaged me and I'm sorry to them.
I'm sorry to the Mark Hotel for the bad publicity that they have, that they've obtained.
I'm sorry to the security guard at the Mark Hotel for getting fired.
None of this is fabricated. I don't have any intention to bash anyone. It's unfortunate that this is the reason that I have to go live, this is the reason that I have to connect with my fans because I have to apologize for something that I have no idea how I got involved in.
So, I wish everybody could just put this aside. Look forward. Because that's what life is about, you know? Life throws you a lot of curveballs but it's how you get around it and it's how you make the best of every situation and I hope this predicament is an example of how obstacles are never too big for me to overcome and this is just one of them.
Thank to anybody who's texted me kind words. Thank you to the Brooklyn Eagle for giving me the space, the opportunity, to share my side of the story. If you haven't already, go and read it. And I'm gonna go answer some questions in a little bit so go ahead and type whatever you want to know.
Okay, so, no, I was not on drugs. I'm not --
3 AM, yes, 3 AM. So what? It's New York City, baby. We party. It's the city that never sleeps.
No, Drake did not pay me. I'm okay. Nothing happened between Drake and I, nothing bad happened. We were just hitting it off, like a fan, as someone who likes music, and he’s got some great, great music coming out so stay tuned.
What else?
I guess that's pretty much it but I wanna say I know there have been some news outlets clearly like [???] who have tried to turn this debacle into something that it’s not. I don't think that's the right way to go about it. We should all reach out to the source before posting something. That's what I learned at Columbia journalism school. [Study to be right, to be best?]
What else do you want me to say?
It's been real. It's been real, guys. Thank you for the support. Thank you for everything. Keep reading. I'm gonna keep posting stuff as a journalist because that's what I do. I make people pay for doing bad things. So, those who are private entities or public officials, I make them pay. I make them own their word.
What other articles? I'm working on an article about [Miami pools?] shutting down so I think that’s my next article. I should have something coming out Friday night so stay tuned to that page, as well. If you don't follow me: journalvarez, that’s my professional page. Just like my Twitter handle which I think you guys, most of you guys, have figured out and started following so whether it's for the good reasons, or the right reasons, stay tuned.
I don't really keep up with what's being dropped by those Twitter users. I don't really know what else has been leaked so I can't comment on the audio of the puppy or the dog, whatever people are texting about.This is something that was brought to my attention by a friend. I don't follow beef. I don't really care about the beef from anyone because I live life happy, every day. Life is too short to hate. [So, gotta do that justice?]
I wish Kendrick and Drake all the best going forward. Hopefully they can hash things out. And keep reading the article. Thank you for this [?], I'm out.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[Moonshine?]

Woman:

Do you want to answer questions, or no?

Chris:

I’m out. [??] Everything goes so fast.

Woman:

I know. They're asking if you got paid. They're asking who came in the room, I don't know what that - I don't know where they got a room from. “Did you see the altercation with the security?” What puppy? That’s our dog. Okay.

Chris:

That's my dog.

Woman:

Let’s see… “Don't lie,” okay. “Was Drake kind to you?”

Chris:

Drake is always kind to me. He’s [??] guy and I can't say anything wrong about him or any other celebrities that I’ve come in contact with.

Woman:

“Did he slap you?” Answer’s no. “Were you paid?” No.

Chris:

I was not paid. I was not slapped. I was not abused. Nothing happened that night except just two guys enjoying some music.

Woman:

They want to know why you said to the person to DM you

Chris:

Yes. I will address that. That person said that there was a New York officer who paid Ebony Prince to make all this nonsense up. I just wanted to talk to her about what else she knew but apparently something is going on with her page so I never DMed her cause the page, the DMs weren't showing up

Woman:

Okay. “Why were you with him at 3 AM?”

Chris:

3 AM, I mean… it’s the morning. I know it's late, but New York is the city that never sleeps and people party hearty here in New York

Woman:

“Is Drake innocent of these accusations?”

Chris:

Drake is innocent and should not be slandered.

Woman:

“Why were you liking comments earlier?” Do you want me to answer that? You got it?

Chris:

I like… Everything I do on social media has a second intention and I like comments to create suspense, whether it's pertaining to, who knows what the comment is talking about.

Woman:

Yeah, they're asking about the comments. Okay. “The fact that the nurse answers those two means she's lying.” I don't know what nurse you're talking about. Okay. “Hospital after that date, everything okay?” Did you go to the hospital?

Chris:

I don't think so.

Woman:

I have no idea.

Chris:

I went to the [?] hotel in Brooklyn the night after.

Woman:

Yeah, okay.

Chris:

I like the ice. I like the cold.

Woman:

“He got a little girl as a present from…” I have no idea what that means.

Chris:

Wait, what?

Woman:

They said that you got a little girl as a present, which is fucking weird

Chris:

Stop, stop doing that.

Woman:

Stop what? Cursing?

Chris:

Don't curse.

Woman:

Okay, no cursing.

Chris:

I'm a [?] guy, I don't curse.

Woman:

He said “What's the benefit to answering crazy allegations like this?”

Chris:

There's no benefit, you know. I'm not a guy who likes to feed people what they like to hear but this was a specific scenario where my family and my friends would be harmed and I needed to come out.

Woman:

Okay, wait…

Chris:

What else, what else?

Woman:

“Someone talking in Spanish to him in the background…”

Chris:

I'm Spanish. I'm from Colombia. Colombia [???]

Woman:

Okay. Sorry. I think that's it.

Chris:

Wait, go back, go back.

Woman:

Oh, go back?

Chris:

To “the article do--”

Woman:

Oh, “the article doesn't seem consistent,” I guess

Chris:

What part of the article is not consistent? Let me know. Type your thoughts.

Woman:

Yeah, be more specific about this so-called inconsistency. “What's on the lobby video?”

Chris:

I have not seen the video. I have seen a screenshot of my face that's clearly me at 3:19 AM leaving the hotel after Drake and I had a good time listening to beats.

Woman:

“Chris, did you ever see Drake around any minors that night?”

Chris:

That night, I never saw him with any minors.

[Video freezes]

you let me know, okay? Because we’re [??] to tell them to get away from me because I like to be independent.

Woman:

Okay, good.

Chris:

What else?

Woman:

“What is she reading?” I'm reading the questions, guys.

Chris:

That’s my assistant. She'll be reading questions because y’all type too fast.

Woman:

Yeah.

[Video freezes]
Woman:

Okay.

[Video freezes]
Woman:

These are just comments.

Chris:

I don't know about the second guard. I know about one guard. [??]

[Video freezes]

I usually [?????]

Woman:

It says “You said it was just you two but we see multiple people in the picture?” Or in the video, I guess.

Chris:

I have only seen one picture and it’s me and this [blurred out?] guy in a red hoodie and I have no idea who that is.

Woman:

Okay. It’s too many questions. “Do you know who this Ebony person is?”

Chris:

I would like to find out who he is and trust me that the journalism guy in me will get to the bottom of it.

Woman:

Okay, they keep asking why the guard was fired.

Chris:

The guard was fired for letting me into the hotel. I had gotten to the hotel an hour before Drake arrived.

Woman:

They're also asking if you had to sign an NDA.

Chris:

I don't sign NDAs. Nobody controls me. I am my own man and I know when I have to speak up.

Woman:

Someone said “Where can I read the article?”

Chris:

Go to brooklyneagle.com. Go ahead, I'm on the front page.
“You’re making up your own questions to check.”

Woman:

I saw that, but I'm not. “Did you meet Drake’s dogs?”

Chris:

No. I did not meet Drake’s dog. I don't like dogs. I have a dog because it’s my sister’s but I don't mess with dogs.
[J???] get out of here.

Woman:

Oh, [J???]’s here.

Chris:

[J???], get out. You don't want to be here.

Woman:

Yeah, they're saying your ventilator sounds just like the beginning of 6:16. I will say I listened to that and it sounds nothing like the ventilator. I don't know where people are getting that from.

Chris:

The ventilator is the reason why I can't hear. It’a too loud.

Woman:

[J??] says “Hola.” Hi, [J??]
“Why were there police there?”

Chris:

Police are always there to protect the celebrity.

Woman:

“Why were you following underage kids,” you already answered that.

Chris:

Okay. I guess we’re done, guys. Thank you for keeping up. Thank you for following. Thank you for supporting, those of you who have [?]. Keep reading the article. Brooklyn Eagle, if you haven't already. I will be on my social media more, obviously, because you guys are commenting. So, I will be on the lookout for anything in the comments that needs to be answered. Thank you. Have a good night. I’m out.

My first time posting and I just need to get this off my chest to have a better understanding. So buckle up this is going to be a long post… Names and dates have changed for protection of myself and others.
So back in 2013 I started college. I meet my core group of friends and one in particular had a very single good looking best friend. I was introduced to him. We hit it off! And ended up dating through college. We both graduated and got our degrees. There was a few hiccups that made the relationship rocky. Unfortunately we fell to the hiccups and our relationship ended in 2017. The years to follow I had asked my close friend about how he was doing and hoped all was well. I wished him nothing but the best and hoped he’d find someone to marry and have kids with. I had spoke to him once or twice after him and I had broke up. Once I found out he was dating someone I cut contact with him. By that I mean, I no longer texted him or reached out. We were more acquaintances than anything. I still had my ex’s family on Facebook after all these years. We ended things on good terms. The last thing he said to me was if you need anything give me a call. Well I would ask my friend how he was doing and what not. He told me he found a girl.(2021) I verbatim said I hope he is happy with her and hope she makes him happy. A year later they were engaged, married and had a kid all in less than a year.
I know I may sound odd/crazy for doing this. Hear me out. But when I heard they were expecting I sent them a baby gift addressed to the family. Note: I was also having very traumatic nightmares for like 2 years involving my ex. To the point I never thought they were going to go away. Also keep in mind by this point in our lives I have NOT spoken to or reached out in any way shape or form in nearly 4 years. So I thought for some dumb reason this would help the night mares go away. I boxed it up and mailed it. And I felt some type of weight lift off my shoulders. Why I couldn’t tell ya. Oddly enough nightmares stopped.
Fast forward to present day. I scrolled though my Facebook and notice my ex’s grandpa passed away on his moms side. I’m still friend with his mom on Facebook she is a very sweet kind Lady! She reminds me a lot of my own mom! Our friendship never really ended. We didn’t speak on a daily basis but still knew each other. So when I found out her father had passed away I reached out to her and shared my condolences and sympathy via private message. Note:(my own father has passed 2 years back. I can in a way relate to what she may or may not be feeling.) Everyone experience grief on multiple levels and in different ways. I kept the message very simple and to the point I quote “I’m so sorry to hear about your dad! my heart aches for you! Sending hugs!” Not but 30 min later I get a very unexpected nasty gram from my exes wife. In a very short sentence to sum up the whole “story” of her message is: “you have inserted yourself into our life multiple time on big events and it need to stop and you need to know your place. Have a great night. “ I have never spoken to this woman ever. Nor do I know who she is. And I know I haven’t inserted myself into thier life. she is putting me there and allowing the thought of me to take up space. I didn’t reply. Not because I don’t want to but because I don’t feel like wasting much more time on being nice to someone who doesn’t appreciate it. If you made it this far thanks for coming to by Ted talk.

I F24 messed up everything. I’ve been with my partner M35 for almost 3 years. I know the age difference is big, but in his defence I lied about my age on the dating app so that I could meet older men. He knew from the first date and decided to still give it a try. Anyways, we’ve always been perfect. Never a single argument, we always resolve everything. He’s bought a new flat and is waiting for the keys, which should’ve happened weeks ago but solicitors are awful. For the last 2-3 months we’ve been living at my mums house as he had to move out quickly of his old flat due to a crazy roommate and my mum was more than happy to have him here. This is where the issues started. My mum is very dependant on me emotionally, more than what is healthy, so is my younger sister. I’ve been struggling to be a daughter and a girlfriend. I’ve been feeling suffocated etc, whatever.
Anyways, thoughts started running through my mind about the relationship and doubts, I’ve never moved in with a man before, what if it all becomes a shit show? We usually have sex everyday but that’s been difficult at my mums. We always reconnect with each other through sex and without it, we’ve been tense. So to the cheating- he went on a business trip for 2 weeks. I meet up with friends on a weekly basis for an activity. I’d like to say my partner and I are very flirty with everyone, it’s just how we are together and separately. My friends know this and we always have a little flirt. It’s 2 girls and 1 guy. When we travel for dinner after our activity, the two girls go together as they’re closer and I go with the guy, someone I’ve known since I was 5. We were always flirty as kids and teens but were never close or anything. Anyways, in the car he kisses me and after a while I kiss back. I really enjoyed it, we were flirty all night. I knew it was wrong but it felt so good to have something new and exciting. I didn’t want him, I knew he wouldn’t be as good as my partner or anywhere near as fun, but for some reason I loved it. For the rest of the week I was excited about it. I don’t know why, I’m young and dumb and then it hit me how bad it all was. It wasn’t just a kiss, it was quite passionate, there was grabbing and touching and afterwards flirty messages that I’ve had to delete out of disgust and guilt.
The guilt is eating me alive. I know I need to tell him but I don’t know how. It’s his birthday in 2 days, we have a huge party on the weekend. Regardless of that, how do I tell him while he’s still living at my mums? What if he wants to go somewhere else, where will he go? I don’t know how he’ll react. He loves me so much. I love him so much, but clearly I lack respect. I can’t even use the drunk excuse as I was sober when I was texting the days after. Do I wait until he gets the new flat so he can make the decision to leave and have his own space? He’s my best friend, my confidant, my comedian, my sexy man, my home, and i fucked it all for what? A passionate kiss to make me forget my living situation?
This is no excuse, but it has been hard at home. My mum goes through a lot, I am basically a second parent to my sister who is now experimenting with drugs, things aren’t easy and I always went to my boyfriends as an escape at times. I think I went crazy without that escape and made a stupid mistake. The worst part is that I enjoyed the thrill when it happened. I’m so angry at myself. I still get butterflies for my boyfriend, I’ve been thrilled enough. Now I can’t believe I’ve done something to hurt him. I feel it’s best to not tell him and move on but at the same time it’s eating me alive and he needs to know so he can decide what to do. He’s said in the past he’d forgive me for cheating (it was a weird topic we were on) but I can’t hold him to that. I have to tell him, but when? How? If he does forgive me, how do I forgive myself? I can’t imagine him looking at me differently. I’ve been acting weird for weeks because I feel I don’t deserve him, and I don’t. He makes these grand gestures of his love, he genuinely loves me so so much and I’m about to ruin it all.. I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I’m descending into madness, all deserved, but I want it to stop. Please help me
TLDR- I doubted my relationship with my partner of almost 3 years and kissed an old friend, it’s eating me alive. Don’t know how to tell my bf as we are both currently living in my mother’s house until he gets his flat keys.

She got up in the dark, with only the dim ambience of soft blue lighting to accompany her. She stretched all four arms, her two legs, and rolled her neck. It struck her as mildly interesting in that moment, how something so small could connect them to humans, The thought was fleeting as she took another step forward to kneel down on the floor. There, in a little alcove in the wall, she had set a volcanic rock from Anin, dried moss, and other paraphernalia from her home world. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath resting her hands together.
Praise and respect to the spirits of Anin. Praise the fathers and mothers of war gone to their rest below the moss and the earth. Praise their spirits that watch from the sky and peer through the ether down upon us.
She continued the slow mantra in the style of Prayer learned from Naktan and pulled her concentration to her core, ignoring anything and everything around her. A deep state of meditation overtook her. She would never have done this if she thought there were any chance that she was in danger, but below she knew Earth glowed like a sphere before their orbiting ship. There was no worry of invasion.
She thought she heard something at one point, but chose to ignore it as she continued her mantra.
Eventually, and after an unknown amount of minutes, she stood and turned slowly to find-
She stopped, and crossed her arms over her chest.
"What are you doing?”
Adam burrowed his way further down into her blankets, nuzzling his head up against her pillow,
"So warm, and comfy!"
She tried not to smile,
"You dumbass."
He pulled the blankets tighter around himself,
"You know, I did come here to talk to you, but now I actually am really comfortable, so come back in two hours."
"I- This is MY home!"
He closed his eyes and pretended to snore loudly.
She rolled her eyes as she watched him theatrically pretend to sleep. She looked around mildly for a moment, before picking up another pillow and glancing at the door. She casually walked over, dropped the pillow on his head and then held it down as if she intended to smother him.
”Die human scum!”
That got him up and moving.
Before long the two of them were grappling for the upper hand, him trying to put her in a choke hold, and her using her lower arms to pinch him.
He yelped,
"Ouch! Pinching is illegal!”
"Sissy."
He clamped his legs around her lower arms, pinning them in place.
She struggled for a minute and then went limp.
She could feel his smug smile,
"I win, I beat the saint of Anin. Everyone bow at my feet."
"You say that, but if this were a real fight, since you’re a human male, you're the one with a self-destruct button."
"Self-destruct button...?"
"Meaning if this were a real fight, I would have punched you in the balls."
"Yaoooutch… Oh god… Please don't."
Finally, he let her go, leaving the two of them to lay on her bed, sheets scattered on the floor around them, and her pillows in disarray. Adam put his hands behind his head and sighed.
She glanced over at him,
"I don't suppose you came to just hang out. Here on Admiral-ly business?"
He groaned, pulling one of her pillows over his face,
"Please smother me for real this time."
She leaned up on one of her elbows,
"Why?"
"I don't wanna be an adult anymore!"
She tilted her head to the side, watching in amusement as he attempted to throw a childlike tantrum, but only really had the energy to kick his feet once,
"It's boring and lame and they won’t let me wear heelies to important meetings... also children don't have to pay taxes."
She laughed, pulling the pillow from his face,
"Adam you are many things, but 'adult' is not one of them."
He grinned slightly,
"True enough."
He sighed again and rested his head back against the pillows,
"I just want to get back to what we are supposed to be doing, exploring the universe and making cool alien friends."
He threw up his hands in frustration,
"But suddenly I find myself embroiled in stupid annoying politics that I don't understand, being used by people who are, let’s face it, WAY smarter than me, constantly finding myself getting manipulated."
She huffed,
"They aren't smarter than you Adam, they're just manipulative, and you aren't."
He sighed,
"Fair enough."
Then he looked at her, bright green eyes reflecting the soft ambient blue light,
"I just, I miss this, I miss us, I miss hanging out and doing stupid shit, and all of the things I could do when I wasn't so important and this operation was smaller."
She smiled rather sadly reaching one hand over for his, lacing the four of her fingers through the five of his,
"Well someone has to do the hard things, who better than you?”
He glanced over at her, raising an eyebrow,
"Or you, miss saint?”
She rolled her eyes again,
"Can't seem to get you off of that. I'm still the same person I used to be."
"But with power."
She elbowed him gently and he grinned,
"But really, I am proud and impressed and... Let's be honest super super smug that 'I' know you personally."
"I know, I am pretty terrific."
The two of them laughed for a minute before settling down again. He glanced over to her little shrine on the wall,
"What were you doing just then?"
She looked up at the ceiling, following the lines of metal and rivets with her eyes,
"Praying to the spirits of Anin."
Embarrassed, he shifted,
"I didn't know you were... Well I didn't think you were all that religious?"
She shrugged,
"Don't feel bad, it's sort of a new thing. Back before all this, it was sort of just stories to me. Like I believed it because that was what everyone believed, but I didn't really accept it, or feel it the way I do now. After everything with my mother, it was hard to feel connected to something I felt I wasn't a part of... But then after visiting my mother, after becoming a saint for a religion I never really followed... Well, it started to make more sense. It feels real now in a way that it never did."
She turned to look at him, finding him watching her, the UV blue stripes in his skin glowing blue.
"I believe in the spirits of Anin more than I ever have."
He smiled at her and squeezed her hand,
"I'm glad to hear it."
They lapsed into silence for a long moment, staring up at the ceiling before, inevitably he broke it,
"So this makes you like, space Moses right?”
She frowned and turned to look at him,
"What is a “Moses”?"
He grinned,
"A guy from one of the Earth Religions. You know, guy follows god's directions to lead his people away from slavery, climbs a mountain, receives the word of god, comes down to give it to the people, that sort of thing."
Sunny tilted her head slightly to the side,
"Are you religious?"
He paused, frowning,
"I... well I... don't really know. My family has been some flavor of Christian for a long time."
"Christian?"
"Uh yeah, the general idea is that there is one all-powerful deity who created everything. He has rules and laws that you are supposed to follow, the general tenants of this specific religion mostly boil down to: love everyone and don't be a dick, which humans are notoriously bad at. You sin you go to hell, a very bad place after you die, and if you are a good person you go to heaven. Problem is everyone is a sinner and breaks the rules, so really no one was going to get into heaven."
"That sounds bleak..."
"Well, that's where the other stuff comes in. Basically, this all-powerful deity sent down his son in human form to live a perfect life, so when he was martyred he took on the sins of all of humanity and paid for them in the greatest act of mercy to open the gate for the rest of us into heaven."
Sunny shifted as he tilted to the side to lay in the crook of her arms,
"Of course that is just one religion among tons on earth, we aren't really as cohesive in our beliefs as Drev are... As for me... I'm not really sure."
She tilted her head to the side, cheek resting against his hair,
"After seeing space, I become more and more convinced of some... Thing that created everything, but beyond that it's sort of a tossup."
She ran one hand through his hair, coarse but still soft somehow.
"You know my name comes from that religion?”
She turned her head to look at him,
"Oh, really?”
"Adam was the first man."
"What do you mean!?”
Adam shrugged,
"He was supposedly the first man that god created, from the dust of the earth... I think?"
She gave him a sidelong glance,
"Look, and you get to be the first idiot in space."
He snorted and poked her in the ribs.
"There were PLENTY of idiots in space before me, believe you me."
"Mmm I don't know, you are pretty dumb."
He laughed, grabbing a pillow and hitting her with it. She rolled over so she was lying on top of him and then went limp.
He struggled,
"Get your big ass off me."
"Oh no, I have been attacked by a sudden acute case of the “my spine doesn't work anymore”-disease."
"If you don't move, you'll suddenly find yourself with a case of “fist in your face”-disease."
She laughed and rolled off him, making sure the hard parts of her carapace were sticking down for maximum discomfort.
He grunted.
They returned to lying down next to each other in the half darkness. Sunny reached over and turned on some quiet music in the background as the two of them sat and talked, and laughed.
"I can't wait to get back to deep space."
He closed his eyes and hummed softly at the thought,
"Just the crew and the darkness and nothing ahead of us but an endless frontier."
Surprisingly, she found the thought to be more than a little comforting, and closed her eyes thinking about the vast reaches of blackness and the endless spinning galaxies.
"And while we are out, we can drop Conn into a pulsar."
He snorted,
“Why? Well first of for scientific reasons! If a marshmallow causes a nuclear blast, I wonder what dropping Conn would do… but at least he’d be dead.”
"That billowy bastard would survive and you know it."
She huffed,
"Still though, if I have to hear one more smug lecture how he has a child with you, I'm gonna wring his scrawny neck."
He grinned teeth flashing blue in the light,
"Is someone... Jealous?"
Sunny laughed, almost tipping him off the bed and onto the floor with her mirth,
"Yes Adam, I am totally jealous, really I am, ‘kay?. I mean who wouldn't want to have a child with YOU, big dumb, dork. Really the perfect place to put my superior genes."
"Superior genes, says someone who can't reach the top shelf."
She kicked him, foot clanging off his prosthetic,
"I am a foot taller than you."
He placed his hand next to his ear,
"What was that, I can't hear you over how short you are."
Sunny shook her head,
"At least I have binocular vision and both my knees."
"So we are gonna ignore that that binocular vision is due to a prosthetic now after the whole “your mom” incident? And also, veeery important: weird neck nostrils, don't forget about those!"
"Oh yes, so I can’t house them on my face like you and your bigass nose."
"Low blow, low blow."
"There are... Lower things... I could make fun of."
He snorted,
"Can't make fun of it if you've never seen it. You on the other hand, walking around in the nude..."
"You're welcome. Who wouldn't love…"
She gestured to herself,
"This."
"Mmm yeah... chitin, very sexy."
"I am a gift to the universe, and should be appreciated by everyone."
He brushed a hand through his hair,
"Well I find that real gifts are gift wrapped, so jot that down."
"Oh yeah, like a prank gift when you put something lame in a box for something cool."
He frowned at her,
"You wound me. My feelings are so very very hurt. I might even cry."
"I drink human tears."
"That… that's really gross.'
She laughed and then they lapsed into silence. She could hear him breathing quietly next to her in the darkness, his chest rising and falling under the ambient blue light. She looked across the room to where her saint armor was hanging in its climate-controlled case illuminated to a pearly sheen.
"Adam?"
"Yeah?”
"You know I'm just kidding about calling you dumb right?"
"Yeah I know."
"I'm proud of what you've been doing."
Adam turned to look at her rather incredulous,
"Me, of what? I haven't been doing shit."
"So, we are just going to ignore you overthrowing a maniacal politician while simultaneously piloting a 2,000 year old spacecraft?"
"That was more Conn and Eris than it was me."
"It was your idea."
"Let’s not forget Admiral Kelly."
Sunny pulled him closer,
"I am sorry, I will not be accepting anything other than you acknowledging that you did a good job."
"Screw you!”
"You'd like that wouldn't you?”
He sighed,
"You've been talking to Ramirez WAY too much."
She was only slightly smug as she rested her head back against the pillow,
"I really should get up and train..."
"We should yeah..."
Neither of them moved.
"Alternatively, we could just... Lay here... All day and do... nothing."
She looked up at the ceiling for a long moment and pretended to be in deep contemplation before…
"Well it's official, you have convinced me. You and your silver tongue."
"I am a master negotiator."
He shifted position putting one arm behind his head,
"Think about it, by this time tomorrow we will be back to space exploring and doing what we should have been doing all along. I can't wait."
"That makes two of us."
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She got up in the dark, with only the dim ambience of soft blue lighting to accompany her. She stretched all four arms, her two legs, and rolled her neck. It struck her as mildly interesting in that moment, how something so small could connect them to humans, The thought was fleeting as she took another step forward to kneel down on the floor. There, in a little alcove in the wall, she had set a volcanic rock from Anin, dried moss, and other paraphernalia from her home world. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath resting her hands together.
Praise and respect to the spirits of Anin. Praise the fathers and mothers of war gone to their rest below the moss and the earth. Praise their spirits that watch from the sky and peer through the ether down upon us.
She continued the slow mantra in the style of Prayer learned from Naktan and pulled her concentration to her core, ignoring anything and everything around her. A deep state of meditation overtook her. She would never have done this if she thought there were any chance that she was in danger, but below she knew Earth glowed like a sphere before their orbiting ship. There was no worry of invasion.
She thought she heard something at one point, but chose to ignore it as she continued her mantra.
Eventually, and after an unknown amount of minutes, she stood and turned slowly to find-
She stopped, and crossed her arms over her chest.
"What are you doing?”
Adam burrowed his way further down into her blankets, nuzzling his head up against her pillow,
"So warm, and comfy!"
She tried not to smile,
"You dumbass."
He pulled the blankets tighter around himself,
"You know, I did come here to talk to you, but now I actually am really comfortable, so come back in two hours."
"I- This is MY home!"
He closed his eyes and pretended to snore loudly.
She rolled her eyes as she watched him theatrically pretend to sleep. She looked around mildly for a moment, before picking up another pillow and glancing at the door. She casually walked over, dropped the pillow on his head and then held it down as if she intended to smother him.
”Die human scum!”
That got him up and moving.
Before long the two of them were grappling for the upper hand, him trying to put her in a choke hold, and her using her lower arms to pinch him.
He yelped,
"Ouch! Pinching is illegal!”
"Sissy."
He clamped his legs around her lower arms, pinning them in place.
She struggled for a minute and then went limp.
She could feel his smug smile,
"I win, I beat the saint of Anin. Everyone bow at my feet."
"You say that, but if this were a real fight, since you’re a human male, you're the one with a self-destruct button."
"Self-destruct button...?"
"Meaning if this were a real fight, I would have punched you in the balls."
"Yaoooutch… Oh god… Please don't."
Finally, he let her go, leaving the two of them to lay on her bed, sheets scattered on the floor around them, and her pillows in disarray. Adam put his hands behind his head and sighed.
She glanced over at him,
"I don't suppose you came to just hang out. Here on Admiral-ly business?"
He groaned, pulling one of her pillows over his face,
"Please smother me for real this time."
She leaned up on one of her elbows,
"Why?"
"I don't wanna be an adult anymore!"
She tilted her head to the side, watching in amusement as he attempted to throw a childlike tantrum, but only really had the energy to kick his feet once,
"It's boring and lame and they won’t let me wear heelies to important meetings... also children don't have to pay taxes."
She laughed, pulling the pillow from his face,
"Adam you are many things, but 'adult' is not one of them."
He grinned slightly,
"True enough."
He sighed again and rested his head back against the pillows,
"I just want to get back to what we are supposed to be doing, exploring the universe and making cool alien friends."
He threw up his hands in frustration,
"But suddenly I find myself embroiled in stupid annoying politics that I don't understand, being used by people who are, let’s face it, WAY smarter than me, constantly finding myself getting manipulated."
She huffed,
"They aren't smarter than you Adam, they're just manipulative, and you aren't."
He sighed,
"Fair enough."
Then he looked at her, bright green eyes reflecting the soft ambient blue light,
"I just, I miss this, I miss us, I miss hanging out and doing stupid shit, and all of the things I could do when I wasn't so important and this operation was smaller."
She smiled rather sadly reaching one hand over for his, lacing the four of her fingers through the five of his,
"Well someone has to do the hard things, who better than you?”
He glanced over at her, raising an eyebrow,
"Or you, miss saint?”
She rolled her eyes again,
"Can't seem to get you off of that. I'm still the same person I used to be."
"But with power."
She elbowed him gently and he grinned,
"But really, I am proud and impressed and... Let's be honest super super smug that 'I' know you personally."
"I know, I am pretty terrific."
The two of them laughed for a minute before settling down again. He glanced over to her little shrine on the wall,
"What were you doing just then?"
She looked up at the ceiling, following the lines of metal and rivets with her eyes,
"Praying to the spirits of Anin."
Embarrassed, he shifted,
"I didn't know you were... Well I didn't think you were all that religious?"
She shrugged,
"Don't feel bad, it's sort of a new thing. Back before all this, it was sort of just stories to me. Like I believed it because that was what everyone believed, but I didn't really accept it, or feel it the way I do now. After everything with my mother, it was hard to feel connected to something I felt I wasn't a part of... But then after visiting my mother, after becoming a saint for a religion I never really followed... Well, it started to make more sense. It feels real now in a way that it never did."
She turned to look at him, finding him watching her, the UV blue stripes in his skin glowing blue.
"I believe in the spirits of Anin more than I ever have."
He smiled at her and squeezed her hand,
"I'm glad to hear it."
They lapsed into silence for a long moment, staring up at the ceiling before, inevitably he broke it,
"So this makes you like, space Moses right?”
She frowned and turned to look at him,
"What is a “Moses”?"
He grinned,
"A guy from one of the Earth Religions. You know, guy follows god's directions to lead his people away from slavery, climbs a mountain, receives the word of god, comes down to give it to the people, that sort of thing."
Sunny tilted her head slightly to the side,
"Are you religious?"
He paused, frowning,
"I... well I... don't really know. My family has been some flavor of Christian for a long time."
"Christian?"
"Uh yeah, the general idea is that there is one all-powerful deity who created everything. He has rules and laws that you are supposed to follow, the general tenants of this specific religion mostly boil down to: love everyone and don't be a dick, which humans are notoriously bad at. You sin you go to hell, a very bad place after you die, and if you are a good person you go to heaven. Problem is everyone is a sinner and breaks the rules, so really no one was going to get into heaven."
"That sounds bleak..."
"Well, that's where the other stuff comes in. Basically, this all-powerful deity sent down his son in human form to live a perfect life, so when he was martyred he took on the sins of all of humanity and paid for them in the greatest act of mercy to open the gate for the rest of us into heaven."
Sunny shifted as he tilted to the side to lay in the crook of her arms,
"Of course that is just one religion among tons on earth, we aren't really as cohesive in our beliefs as Drev are... As for me... I'm not really sure."
She tilted her head to the side, cheek resting against his hair,
"After seeing space, I become more and more convinced of some... Thing that created everything, but beyond that it's sort of a tossup."
She ran one hand through his hair, coarse but still soft somehow.
"You know my name comes from that religion?”
She turned her head to look at him,
"Oh, really?”
"Adam was the first man."
"What do you mean!?”
Adam shrugged,
"He was supposedly the first man that god created, from the dust of the earth... I think?"
She gave him a sidelong glance,
"Look, and you get to be the first idiot in space."
He snorted and poked her in the ribs.
"There were PLENTY of idiots in space before me, believe you me."
"Mmm I don't know, you are pretty dumb."
He laughed, grabbing a pillow and hitting her with it. She rolled over so she was lying on top of him and then went limp.
He struggled,
"Get your big ass off me."
"Oh no, I have been attacked by a sudden acute case of the “my spine doesn't work anymore”-disease."
"If you don't move, you'll suddenly find yourself with a case of “fist in your face”-disease."
She laughed and rolled off him, making sure the hard parts of her carapace were sticking down for maximum discomfort.
He grunted.
They returned to lying down next to each other in the half darkness. Sunny reached over and turned on some quiet music in the background as the two of them sat and talked, and laughed.
"I can't wait to get back to deep space."
He closed his eyes and hummed softly at the thought,
"Just the crew and the darkness and nothing ahead of us but an endless frontier."
Surprisingly, she found the thought to be more than a little comforting, and closed her eyes thinking about the vast reaches of blackness and the endless spinning galaxies.
"And while we are out, we can drop Conn into a pulsar."
He snorted,
“Why? Well first of for scientific reasons! If a marshmallow causes a nuclear blast, I wonder what dropping Conn would do… but at least he’d be dead.”
"That billowy bastard would survive and you know it."
She huffed,
"Still though, if I have to hear one more smug lecture how he has a child with you, I'm gonna wring his scrawny neck."
He grinned teeth flashing blue in the light,
"Is someone... Jealous?"
Sunny laughed, almost tipping him off the bed and onto the floor with her mirth,
"Yes Adam, I am totally jealous, really I am, ‘kay?. I mean who wouldn't want to have a child with YOU, big dumb, dork. Really the perfect place to put my superior genes."
"Superior genes, says someone who can't reach the top shelf."
She kicked him, foot clanging off his prosthetic,
"I am a foot taller than you."
He placed his hand next to his ear,
"What was that, I can't hear you over how short you are."
Sunny shook her head,
"At least I have binocular vision and both my knees."
"So we are gonna ignore that that binocular vision is due to a prosthetic now after the whole “your mom” incident? And also, veeery important: weird neck nostrils, don't forget about those!"
"Oh yes, so I can’t house them on my face like you and your bigass nose."
"Low blow, low blow."
"There are... Lower things... I could make fun of."
He snorted,
"Can't make fun of it if you've never seen it. You on the other hand, walking around in the nude..."
"You're welcome. Who wouldn't love…"
She gestured to herself,
"This."
"Mmm yeah... chitin, very sexy."
"I am a gift to the universe, and should be appreciated by everyone."
He brushed a hand through his hair,
"Well I find that real gifts are gift wrapped, so jot that down."
"Oh yeah, like a prank gift when you put something lame in a box for something cool."
He frowned at her,
"You wound me. My feelings are so very very hurt. I might even cry."
"I drink human tears."
"That… that's really gross.'
She laughed and then they lapsed into silence. She could hear him breathing quietly next to her in the darkness, his chest rising and falling under the ambient blue light. She looked across the room to where her saint armor was hanging in its climate-controlled case illuminated to a pearly sheen.
"Adam?"
"Yeah?”
"You know I'm just kidding about calling you dumb right?"
"Yeah I know."
"I'm proud of what you've been doing."
Adam turned to look at her rather incredulous,
"Me, of what? I haven't been doing shit."
"So, we are just going to ignore you overthrowing a maniacal politician while simultaneously piloting a 2,000 year old spacecraft?"
"That was more Conn and Eris than it was me."
"It was your idea."
"Let’s not forget Admiral Kelly."
Sunny pulled him closer,
"I am sorry, I will not be accepting anything other than you acknowledging that you did a good job."
"Screw you!”
"You'd like that wouldn't you?”
He sighed,
"You've been talking to Ramirez WAY too much."
She was only slightly smug as she rested her head back against the pillow,
"I really should get up and train..."
"We should yeah..."
Neither of them moved.
"Alternatively, we could just... Lay here... All day and do... nothing."
She looked up at the ceiling for a long moment and pretended to be in deep contemplation before…
"Well it's official, you have convinced me. You and your silver tongue."
"I am a master negotiator."
He shifted position putting one arm behind his head,
"Think about it, by this time tomorrow we will be back to space exploring and doing what we should have been doing all along. I can't wait."
"That makes two of us."
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Should I give up and move on? I don’t really know why I’m even asking the question because deep down I know the answer. At the end of last year I (23 M) was dating this girl (20 F). She studies in a different city so we didn’t see each other that much but we connected very well, and very soon I was starting to fall hard for her. After a few parties together we were spending the weekend together. This went very well and for the first time in my life I was in love. I have to tell you also that I have never been in a relationship before and I was a virgin. She knew this but didn’t make a big deal out of it which I loved. This weekend was a week before Christmas. We verbally agreed that we would see each other on new years evening.
When the day finally arrived I hadn’t heard from her so I texted her saying where we could meet that night. She responded with this long text saying that I’m a fun and sweet guy but that she would rather be alone than to date with someone. I was completely shocked and my world was shattered. I stared at my phone for a half hour. I did’t text anything back feeling a little bit angry, why would she sent this to me on new years eve? So that night, I got really really drunk. I was drinking away my sorrow. I went to a club and got home with some random girl and we had sex. Need I remind you again that it was my first time. When I woke up I felt sooo bad. I only wanted to be with the girl I was in love with and now I’m laying here with someone random. I made up an excuse on why she had to leave and texted the girl I’m in love with that I appreciated her honesty but that I didn’t understand why. She texted me later that evening that she didn’t really know what she was doing and that she wanted to meet again. I was happy but in the back of my mind I was thinking about what I did on new years eve.
So we went on dates again but I couldn’t get it over me to tell what happened because I just got her back and was too afraid to loose her again. You also have to know that I had 6 exams in this period so I had to study hard. On the 5th of january she spent the night at my place and we also had sex. After this I felt extremely guilty. I made a vow to myself that after the exams I should tell her. Because I really loved her and any chance I had of a real relationship with her should be based on honesty. So after my last exam on february the 5th I went to her place and I told her. She was really angry and told me it was for the best to go away.
In the days that followed I gave her space and didn’t text her. After a while I texted her but she said she wishes me the best but wants to move on and that she doesn’t want to see me anymore. After that there has been no contact. I saw her twice since then on parties. When I saw her she was nice and the connection was still there but she refuses to sit and talk with me. Last time I saw her was a month ago where we talked for a bit. She was acting really weird. Like super nice one moment and then the other moment really angry. Then she was ignoring me the whole time and when I got to her to tell her that I’m leaving she is back to being sweet and asking me to stay. What bugs her the most is that in her eyes I faked my virginity.
It now has been almost 4 months (longer than we were together) but there hasn’t been a day were I haven’t thought about her. I can’t seem to let her go. I am still hoping that everything will be alright but I know it won’t. I just love her so much and regret everything that has happened. I just don’t see myself ever dating anyone else but her. I know that if she was still interested she would just text me but every time I see her it just feels like there is something still there. When I see her friends they tell me that they don’t understand why she won’t take me back. That has to count for something right?
In august she is going to study abroad for the semester. So I know the timing is all wrong but I feel like I have to try one last time. I know I am going to see her 1 last time on this festival we bought tickets for together while we were still dating. A week before the festival it’s her birthday. I am thinking now maybe I should sent her flowers on her birthday with a cute text but I’m not really sure.
Am I just being delusional? I really don’t know what to do…. Sorry for the big text, for anyone that gets to the end thank you very much!

Should I give up and move on? I don’t really know why I’m even asking the question because deep down I know the answer. At the end of last year I (23 M) was dating this girl (20 F). She studies in a different city so we didn’t see each other that much but we connected very well, and very soon I was starting to fall hard for her. After a few parties together we were spending the weekend together. This went very well and for the first time in my life I was in love. I have to tell you also that I have never been in a relationship before and I was a virgin. She knew this but didn’t make a big deal out of it which I loved. This weekend was a week before Christmas. We verbally agreed that we would see each other on new years evening.
When the day finally arrived I hadn’t heard from her so I texted her saying where we could meet that night. She responded with this long text saying that I’m a fun and sweet guy but that she would rather be alone than to date with someone. I was completely shocked and my world was shattered. I stared at my phone for a half hour. I did’t text anything back feeling a little bit angry, why would she sent this to me on new years eve? So that night, I got really really drunk. I was drinking away my sorrow. I went to a club and got home with some random girl and we had sex. Need I remind you again that it was my first time. When I woke up I felt sooo bad. I only wanted to be with the girl I was in love with and now I’m laying here with someone random. I made up an excuse on why she had to leave and texted the girl I’m in love with that I appreciated her honesty but that I didn’t understand why. She texted me later that evening that she didn’t really know what she was doing and that she wanted to meet again. I was happy but in the back of my mind I was thinking about what I did on new years eve.
So we went on dates again but I couldn’t get it over me to tell what happened because I just got her back and was too afraid to loose her again. You also have to know that I had 6 exams in this period so I had to study hard. On the 5th of january she spent the night at my place and we also had sex. After this I felt extremely guilty. I made a vow to myself that after the exams I should tell her. Because I really loved her and any chance I had of a real relationship with her should be based on honesty. So after my last exam on february the 5th I went to her place and I told her. She was really angry and told me it was for the best to go away.
In the days that followed I gave her space and didn’t text her. After a while I texted her but she said she wishes me the best but wants to move on and that she doesn’t want to see me anymore. After that there has been no contact. I saw her twice since then on parties. When I saw her she was nice and the connection was still there but she refuses to sit and talk with me. Last time I saw her was a month ago where we talked for a bit. She was acting really weird. Like super nice one moment and then the other moment really angry. Then she was ignoring me the whole time and when I got to her to tell her that I’m leaving she is back to being sweet and asking me to stay. What bugs her the most is that in her eyes I faked my virginity.
It now has been almost 4 months (longer than we were together) but there hasn’t been a day were I haven’t thought about her. I can’t seem to let her go. I am still hoping that everything will be alright but I know it won’t. I just love her so much and regret everything that has happened. I just don’t see myself ever dating anyone else but her. I know that if she was still interested she would just text me but every time I see her it just feels like there is something still there. When I see her friends they tell me that they don’t understand why she won’t take me back. That has to count for something right?
In august she is going to study abroad for the semester. So I know the timing is all wrong but I feel like I have to try one last time. I know I am going to see her 1 last time on this festival we bought tickets for together while we were still dating. A week before the festival it’s her birthday. I am thinking now maybe I should sent her flowers on her birthday with a cute text but I’m not really sure.
Am I just being delusional? I really don’t know what to do…. Sorry for the big text, for anyone that gets to the end thank you very much!

**Fujimaru Ritsuka, the Last Master of Humanity, Enemy of the Crypters, Ammo of the Black Barrel, Feller of Goetia... is batshit insane.
Let me explain.
...

Lack of Basic Understanding of Causality

Fujimaru's bizzare tendencies show up from the very beginning of FGO. According to the game, he joins Chaldea after seeing a poster and deciding to take the job on a whim.
However, Chaldea is in Antartica. The implication is thus that Fujimaru abandoned his family, abandoned his life, abandoned everything he'd ever known and loved, to go to Antartica for a job that he had no idea what was, with zero guarantee of getting the job, with no certainty of a return trip-
On a whim.
Immediately after this, while getting lectured by his potential boss, being told everything he needs to know to pass the entry test, he decides now would be a perfect time to take a nap. Understandably, his boss is miffed by the new intern with zero experience taking a nap right in front of her while she's explaining the most important part of their job, and she decides to fire him.
Fujimaru reacts to this with... nothing. He's a little concerned and stressed per his dialogues, but you'd think he'd be significantly more horrified about needing to walk back home through the Antarticas or join an oil mine at the bottom of Chaldea. Instead, he just... chills with the doctor?
When he finds out Chaldea is on fire and even all the skilled, significantly better Masters than him are dead, his reaction isn't terror or fear. Instead, he remembers a girl he talked to ONCE, and immediately rushes over to the literal origin site of the fire to check if she's alright. Then he sees that she's buried under a building. As a regular guy, he has no prospects of saving her. And the longer he stays, the lower his chances of survival get. His response?
Ignore everything to hold her hand and stay there till no hope of getting out remains.
Presumably CHALDEAS itself is impressed by what is either the tremendous love of Ciel-lookalikes or the complete lack of basic understanding of consequence in this man, and it sends him to Fuyuki presumably in hopes to unite him with fellow madman Shirou so that their collective insanity can open a path to the Root or something.
...

What's Self-Preservation? Can I eat it?

Fujimaru is teleported to a hotter fire surrounded by skeleton upon skeleton. Fortunately, the girl he held hands with turned into super servant Galahad. She can protect hi-
Ritsuka why the hell are you throwing yourself into danger when you have a LITERAL SHIELD at your side?
No Fujimaru do not sacrifice yourself trying to protect someone WHO LITERALLY WEARS ARMOUR AND HAS A SHIELD!
Fujimaru taking a page from the book of Shirou Emiya has a violent martyr complex and nearly dies dooming all humanity in the first twenty minutes of the game. Very fortunately, Cu Chulainn notices this and not wanting to be outdone by someone else dying before him, saves the day.
Ritsuka later proceeds to instantly grasp the concept of Shadow Summoning and turn it into his technique which further raises the question of if brain damage in the Nasuverse just lends you power somehow when we consider the strongest techniques in the series:

• Unlimited Bladeworks (manifested by swordtism)
• Tsubame Guashi (manifested by fightingtism)
• Strong Punch (manifested by Soujuuro)

Ritsuka then acts normal for some time till we reach the end of Singularity-F. He finds out about the END OF HUMANITY.
He is somehow barely fazed by this and determines to save it all himself. This random chump with no mage skills, no Master experience, nothing at all, is entirely confident. This is presumably the true reason why Servants keep being summoned - not by Mash's roundtable shield - but because Fujimaru's balls are just so big they've developed their own gravitational fields and draw in Servants from the Throne like a blackhole.
...

Psychopathy in the Singularities

Fujimaru Ritsuka, Humanity's Last Asylum Escape, then goes to Orleans, sees several thousand dragons, ignores the terror of that sight, murders a fanfiction OC, murders his way through Septem without going insane in the process despite interacting with Nero, and finally we reach the madness that is Fujimaru in Okeanos.
Fujimaru in Okeanos:

• Volunteers to race against HERACLES
  
• He WINS this race against HERACLES
  
• He, a completely inexperienced magus, fights a woman WHO HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED POSEIDON AND IS BEING POWERED BY A HOLY GRAIL and wins?????
  
• Fujimaru also wouldn't have full understanding of Shadow Summoning at this point, so the implication is that Fujimaru just half-assed it and then made up the difference by fistfighting her? What sort of gym is this kid going to?
  

We continue on to London. Fujimaru sees a Goddess, the human equivalent of a God, a fragment of Amaterasu, one of the Heavenly Kings, all back to back and is completely uninterested.
He trusts Mordred, literally known as the Knight of Treachery and Jekyll whose best known myth is him pretending to be another person to get out of the consequences of his desire to be evil and betray all his friends.
From this we conclude Fujimaru Ritsuka has no understanding of basic human minds and operates on some greater level of humanity known only to him and Soujuuro.

Train him wrong as a joke? Wait, we were supposed to train him?

Fujimaru walks across the entirety of America on foot in less than a month. In Lord of the Rings, this took over a year. Now, this wouldn't be surprising for a mage. They can boost their physical capabilities so-
What do you mean Fujimaru doesn't know how to enhance his body?
Yeah, as it turns out, contrary to a number of doujins and... basic expectations, not a single person taught Fujimaru Ritsuka, Last Master of Humanity, the guy on whom the entire world depends, basic f***ing magecraft. You know, Da Vinci, maybe some things are more important than making fun of Romani for liking Vtubers? Maybe you could have taught the kid literally the most important fundamental to keeping up with Servants?
This is shown in Lostbelt 1 where Kadoc is surprised that Fujimaru can't enhance his eyes before Fujimaru reveals that he doesn't know anything about enhancement at all, which is... C'mon, Paracelsus, Avicebron, Circe, Medea, they're all literally part of the team. Did not one of them consider "huh, I wonder if I should teach the Last Master of Humanity, the guy on whom ALL HUMANITY DEPENDS, magecraft?"
Shirou was trained wrong. Ritsuka? Somehow Chaldean staff are even more negligent than Kiritsugu. He wasn't trained at all!
...

Fujimaru tells God to eat Shit

Fujimaru goes to Camelot. He's almost normal for most of it besides a tad too deep sense of social justice shared by Mash.
Then he confronts the Lion King. The Lion King who could smite him with a single thought. The Lion King who wields the Pillar of the World. He looks at her, this terrifying force of nature, an actual divinity, God to mortal.
...And he tells her she's a dumbass.
"Humans aren't butterflies you can put on a board!" says Fujimaru Ritsuka, having for unknown reason decided to try to refute a GOD. And flabbergastingly, this works as Lion King takes brain damage presumably from the sheer bafflement that a child with no special abilities is talking down to her, causing her to go berserk and lose when Bedivere activates his Bitch-Slap Airgetlam.
...
Then he goes to Ancient Uruk/Babylonia/I still have no clue where this is. He meets Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, several tiers beyond what Fujimaru will ever be.
"I'm going to skip the line to talk shit to you and ask you to join me," decides Ritsuka. Gilgamesh, unimpressed tries to make him do housework. Fujimaru reveals that in addition to being Humanity's Last Master, he's Humanity's Last Housewife and perfectly does everything till Gil is forced to respect his impressive janitorial skills and they go off to Literal Hell together.
Fujimaru's insanity then makes him befriend several people he shouldn't including:

• God known for betraying everyone she knew (Ishtar)
• God trying to kill them (Gorgon Lily )
  
• Other God trying to kill them (Jaguar)
  
• the Grim Reaper (King Hassan)
  
• The Grim Reaper if it was an anime Waifu (Ereshkigal)
  
• Merlin, who if you've studied Arthurian mythos, you know is the LITERAL ANTICHRIST.
  

Somehow, he gets all of these to work together including mortal enemies Gilgamesh and Ishtar, and inspires King Hassan to give up his Grand title to become a different Grand- a Grandfather.
Fujimaru Ritsuka fights with Lucha Wrestler God trying to kill him by attempting to... suicide tackle her by being air dropped for some reason instead of just breaking the damn magic stone powering her because Fujimaru has offscreen developed telepathy and knows exactly what Lucha Goddess wants.
Having befriended a fourth god trying to kill them, they go to befriend Mom by beating her to death. The gang cheers as they succeed and Waifu Grim Reaper is outed as a tsundere.
...

Coughing Baby vs Omnipotent King of Seventy Two Demon Gods (the baby wins)

Fujimaru goes to outer space. He meets unsurmountable odds. Seventy-two immortal Demon Gods. His reaction?
"Nah, I'd Summon."
Fujimaru transforms the game into a Kingdom Hearts story as the bonds he formed along the way act as a catalyst to summon EVERY SINGLE SERVANT IN THE THRONE to fight for his ass. Goetia screams like a baby as Fujimaru performs the ultimate JJK beatdown by calling in every damn person to ever do anything of note to kick Goetia in the balls through the sheer overwhelming power of friendship.
Goetia reveals himself to be a fraud and pulls "with this treasure I summon Ars Almadel Salmonis: The Time of Birth Has Come, He Is the One Who Masters All!"
Fujimaru calls in additional support from Archetype Eggplants to block an attack that destroyed seven humanities. Following this, he calls in Goetia's dad to put his omnipotence on timeout.
Then, Fujimaru Ritsuka, this untrained regular human with zero enhancement skills, solos Goetia with a Shield he's never used, beating him in a straight boxing match.
Combined with the Francis Drake thing, it makes me wonder if he's secretly the FGO version of Soujuuro.

Conclusion

You liars told me he was a regular ordinary human and the most boring Type-Moon protagonist with no mental problems like the rest.
What the hell did you mean? I have never met a man more on the spectrum, insane, off the walls, unhinged, bonkers and genuinely weird than this guy.
How did I let myself be fooled? He's a Type Moon protagonist! It should have been obvious from the get go!

Fujimaru Ritsuka is Completely Insane.

FIN.

You may want to grab your strongest drink available, because well... I'm going to take you on a ride. Join me, 12 years ago. And yes what you are about to read is still running, it's purring along right next to me.
The big beautiful blue Apevia X-Jupiter-BK RT case. You could fit a child in this thing with room left over.
A GTX 550TI, it's since been retired and a very shiny RTX 6600 has taken it's place.
4 sticks of 4 gig Corsair 1333 DDR3, has since been upgrade to 32 gigs of Yongxinsheng DDR3 1600.
Running a 700w something psu, it's a bestbuy grab just to see if this old girl would live again and she does. With how this case is I can't see the information on the PSU but it's a decent enough one that I know.
The Mobo is an ASUS M5A88-V EVO 880G RT
And this will hurt but I was one of the ones who got caught in this semi-scam. She's an 8 Coreish FX-8120 3.1G. The notorious bulldozer.
Now yes I know she's beyond old, but let me preface this with two things I am currently designing a new computer but it's a next year type idea since in two months my second child will be born and I just turned 41 on the 20th. Money for new toys is gone, specially something that will be around a grand.
The question I have is what would be the absolute max CPU this board could handle, I know the gains would not be massive at all I'm just trying to get a feel of price point and what I would gain from upgrading the CPU. Yes I know the feasibility of doing this is insane but 200-300 bucks for a CPU is alot better then 1k. I'm not even saying I will go this route I would just like help from all you fine people. And I know running triple A games is a non-starter, I run STO, BSG Deadlock(Stupid fun.), my kid loves Minecraft she this computer acts a server for our shared world. I'm not looking at massive intensive games here, just what the max CPU this thing could handle. And/or any other upgrades you would throw at it that would be an improvement. With the GPU, Arctic cooler and ram she's running so much better then she was.

Heyyy everyone Writing down my problem here was one of the latest resorts I could possibly think of but here I am… mind me it will be a long post but bare with me I am 25 Y/O and also my lets not call him bf but a date Let’s name me Sara and him Kim We met back in 2022 during the last year of uni (internship cause we are both in the medical field) We both are arab and muslim Kim is a skinny type of guy who’s also a super nerd in med and other tech stuff and an extreme introvert, me Sarah an average person in life who genuinely is very nice, kind and very approachable and easy to get along and get to know too. Also to add to that I am a person who has interests and life and hobbies which I like to do and a bright person in general The story started in that year when we started talking from time to time and it was my first time putting effort in someone who was really shy to get to know me so I had for multiple times to give green light and help him get close and open up to me. We started dating meeting out doing kind of things together This is the scene we go out all what Kim talks about is his family, latest AI, his friends in uni and never asks me a single question literally not a single question ( he is a middle child, who takes care of his ill sister, his dad is very tough on him and this is his attitude in general ) at first I thought ok he is an introvert who’s trying to open up. Then this kept on going that he never asks me back even meanwhile we text… never a good morning… never how was ur day… never how are you doing. Like as if I am not a part of this whole thing. 😕 And it really did hurt me a lot so I opened up to him and told him how I felt and he was like this is my way of introducing u to me and bla bla
Socially he is kind of weird.. even if he wants to ask me out he would never say it straight… wud play around that for days to ask me out and never in a straight matter.
After a year nd something…. I woke up one morning feeling angry that Its been too long nd I am still in this whirlwind with him ( never labeled our relationship or called me something or talked to me about future or marriage) he would text me according to his pace and availability and would never make me feel like the female or the beautiful girl I am …. I wrote him a pretty big message that I want nothing to do with him and I want him out of my life To which he responded saying he loves me n wants me in his life and wants to marry me.
Few days after that we had discussed marriage and future plans and then boom he ghosted me!
If I talk to him pointing lets say at the moon he wud talk about food or any other thing… like he wud answer according to what’s in his head and not what the conversion is about
Also sometimes I feel like he really does have low testosterone levels… like he’s not man-ing up or offers me help or solutions like he feels delicate that’s the word ( but I won’t deny he always paid for our dates) but never minded where I walked or like put effort to text after the date or any of that things u feel coming from a man that gives u feeling of security.
I have a lot way more to say and write but I will keep it this way… now we will meet soon cause we talk over texts all the time ( of course he never calls me) how should I address the matter ?