Short jokes to cheer someone up

Hello Apes,
Here's another review of Roaring Kitty tweets, if you wanna check out previous days then links are below:
13th May
14th May
To reiterate, the description of each tweet is to the best of my knowledge the references made to allow you to make your own view in context and the speculation is pure speculation on my part, this is just for fun and shouldn't be taken as any financial advice, make your own decisions, I just like the stock. If you have anything to add feel free to in the comments and I'll do my best to update the post but given the amount of tweets now i don't have lots of time.
8:00am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790713748866371690
Description: This is taken from the film Easy-A and shows Emma Stone walking through school catching a lot of attention looking fine and what was an A sticker in the original clip has been replaced with the Gamestop play logo. The song is Sexy Silk by Jessie J
Speculation: The stock is sexy, particularly among the younger people. What was Easy-A is now Easy-Gamestop. Looking really great in the black.
8.15am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790717515523658119
Description: First we have a scene from the movie Prestige, with a Michael Caine voiceover about a magicians magic trick of making something disappear. The quote is "The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back." Meanwhile a person with a gamestop logo is being electrocuted to life a little frankenstein like and then a Gamestop logo bursts through an explosion. We then go to a fight scene with the song "back in the saddle again" by Aerosmith playing.
Speculation: The quote from the Prestige in full talks about the different parts of making something disappear. In full " Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"." The Aerosmith song also has some interesting lyrics, "Ridin' into town alone by the light of the moon" "I'm ridin', I'm loadin' up my pistol, I'm ridin', I really got a fistful, I'm ridin', I'm shinin' up my saddle, I'm ridin', this snake is gonna rattle"
8.30am - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790721293089964126
Description: Not sure what film this is from but essentially we have a group of people looking for someone who is messing with them, they come across the infamous meme of death looking for Gamestop and then they track down Roaring Kitty alongside 893489 CHIMP located in Boston. We then get a message of Prep mode and arm ready for transport, hold pattern until further notice and a message again on a watch saying the same with a Gamestop logo
Speculation: WS looking for DFV and just coming across more memes, not really understanding it. As pointed out by many, 893489 is the hexcode for purple https://www.colorhexa.com/893489 which could be a direct reference to people DRSing. Final message suggests it's a hold until further notice, potentially a gamestop announcement who knows?
8.45am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790725065585439065
Description: We have a scene from Ozark where the wife of the money laundering family is alone in her bedroom reflecting to the sound of The Daily Mail by Radiohead. Some Gamestop logos on the wall which i think replace a picture of her family in the original clip. More reflection.
Speculation: Not sure about this one other than the family in Ozark were right on the line of legality when it came to what they were doing, essentially they were money laundering and in the end it cost them their family. SHFs messing with Gamestop to the point of legality could be what costs them their family of investors?
9.00am - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790728848226521547
Description: This is a famous scene from Star Wars where Han Solo takes them through the asteroid field despite C3-PO's cry that the odds are so greatly stacked against them, approximately 3720-1 to be exact! "Never tell me the odds" says Hans Solo. The Song Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake comes on as the ship navigates it's way through.
Speculation: This play is a high risk play as we all know but DFV doesn't care about the odds, so many people have told him how crazy he is but that doesn't stop him absolutely nailing it. The song has some interesting lyrics to pick a few, "Don't let moments pass along, And waste before your eyes", "We'll be here when the world slows down, And the sunbeams fade away, Keeping time by a pendulum, As the fabric starts to fray" Full lyrics here
9.15am - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790732615022195139
Description: This is taken from The Chappelle Show "when keeping it real goes wrong". In this sketch Kitty replaces a lot of the words to relate to him and the scene ends with Wu-Tang being brought up.
Speculation: Really i think this is just DFV having some fun with this sketch, replacing the woofs for meows, it brings up Wu-Tang as well which was a talking point way back in the NFT marketplace chat.
9.30am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790736391124774975
Description: We have a clip of Moon Knight from Fortnite alongside the song Day and Night by Kid Cudi. This is the official fortnite music video.
Speculation: The Moon Knight in fortnite is considered a rare character. In fact the last time the Moon Knight was in the fortnite shop was Nov29, 2023. With that, it's a very valuable and sort after skin. Also worth noting about the Moon Knight, "For a quick run-down: Moon Knight is actually a former mercenary named Marc Spector. One day, when he's left for dead in the desert, the ancient Egyptian moon god Khonsu revives him. Along with a new lease on life, Khonsu gifts Marc with god-like powers to fight evil". Take from that what you will.
9.45am - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790740164848861227
Description: Not 100% sure on the cartoon being shown but the rap is Mr. Niceguy by Will Smith.
Speculation: I don't think DFV is liking the public dissing he is getting from various media outlets but really he doesn't care that much as he can just nail some memes he has lined up like this. If you want the full lyrics to the song, you can find it here
10am - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790743946764644659
Description: This is the epic reveal in fight club and DFV has replaced a lot of the words. In the original scene, if you haven't watched fight club, the main protagonist has put the pieces together to realise that he himself is actually the same person as the other protagonist in the film and it was him alone that accidentally setup a sort of movement against the financial elite. In this clip DFV plays off the two characters between DFV and Roaring Kitty.
Speculation: Roaring Kitty was the twitter handle and Youtube profile for Keith Gill where he would speculate on the stock because he just loved doing it. DFV was the reddit handle where he is associated to that other sub i can't mention here but you know where i mean. I think that DFV is saying that what started as a fun speculation of the stock became something bigger than himself with his other channel in DFV on reddit. Now the wheels have moved and in the film it ends with the financial institutions being blown up, perhaps something similar metaphorically is already in place right now. It's actually a great analogy from DFV about his situation.
10.15am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790747714440892825
Description: This is the scene in Breaking Bad where Walter comes clean to his wife Skylar about all the money he has made selling meth. Skylar sees him for who he really is in this scene and really it's the beginning of when Walter begins to really lose himself. There is a funny insert of Methamphetameme and a mention of Caroline who i believe is his wife in real life.
Speculation: I think this is just DFV having some fun and giving an idea of how nuts it probably was for him to talk to his wife about everything that has happened/is happening. I know to us DFV seems like some sort of oracle but to many people he would just seem like some of stock bro who is nuts, even his wife.
10.30am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790751492451754012
Description: This is from the oceans 11 film again where the gang are discussing about what they are and how they have come to be. DFV inserts "the Cohen crunch" as what everything could be called and also says "One could make the argument that because it was in fact Cohen joining the board that seemed to kick things off maybe it should be...". DFV then has a big reveal of the reddit user u/ avocado-in-my-anus.
Speculation: Is this all about Ryan Cohen? Is it about DFV? Is it about the Squeeze? Or is it about Avocado in my anus!? - If you follow to that reddit user you will see 3 posts, all on October 29th of each of the last 3 years, all saying Happy Cat Day posted to 3 different subreddits, "never tell me the odds", "next fucking level" and "woah dude". Why is october 29th so significant? See for yourself here
10.45am - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790755264733626879
Description: First we have a clip taken from CNBC where they say "is Roaring Kitty the one running this company?". It then cuts to a classic superbad scene of lots of dicks being drawn.
Speculation: I would imagine CNBC's angle here is that in their opinion Roaring Kitty is the one helping the stock so much with his influence that he might as well be running the company. Judging by the fact we go to a load of dicks after that I don't think DFV agrees with that opinion...
11am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790759048985612468
Description: This is taken from The Avengers Endgame and it's where Peter Quill and Thor are told they should fight one another for the honour of the leadership of the Guardians of the Galaxy. They reply they don't want to go against each other and then there is a little humored ambigurity over who is in charge.
Speculation: This could be about DFV and RC. Not 100% which one is which but DFV is saying they are on the same side and respect each other in their view on what is best for Gamestop. DFV conceding he isn't in charge here and sort of plays into the last meme.
11.15am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790762813868175516
Description: This is a scene taken from Love Actually and you will most likely recognize Rick from The Walking Dead. In the original clip he is filming his best friend (and it turns out he actually is in love with his best friends wife in this film). It then cuts to some memes of Ryan Cohen and a clip from his stream about updating thesis regularly.
Speculation: I think this is summed up pretty well by u/ starhammer4billion. "In 2021, DFV was mad, that R.C. did not push the button/do the buyback and told us clearly that he did not like R.C. anymore with this meme. Now in 2024, he rewinds that meme and tells us, that he thought that at the time in 2021, but that the investment thesis evolved over time and he now sees R.C. as a supermodel. So basically he saw what R.C. was doing in 2024, which he did not in 2021 and he likes R.C. again now. Probably because R.C. pushed the button and also did some plan with loopholes and stuff that DFV may not have thought about."
11.30am - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790766591526735887
Description: Here we have a clip from the music video Gossip Folks by Missy Elliot. Some of the lyrics have been replaced by Roaring Kitty. It tells the story of DFV and then there is a ton of emojis that read 😳💩😿🥜🐸🍦🤢👍👊💀🥸👀🤩⚡️🎮🚀🍄💥🍏🤨😵‍💫💜🫂👌🤝⛺️😼🎯👀🐶🇺🇸🎤👀🔥💥🍻
Speculation: DFV is saying this is going to go down again 3 years later after it all went down last time. The emojis i think tell the story so far too and maybe what's to come. I'll try my best to elaborate - it's really tinfoil but why not.

• DFV a bit embarrassed by how much it all took off originally, he was the focus of the world in Jan21 (embarrassed)
• All went to poo as GME dumped with the cheating tactics of the elite (poo)
• Sad kitty had to go to court and defend himself just because he was right and liked the stock. (sad kitty)
• Showed he had absolute nuts by doubling down on the stock again. (nuts)
• Papa RC posted frog and ice cream just around the time he was announced as chairman, the turnaround well and truly underway (frog and ice cream)
• Not sure about the sick emoji
• GME looking good again and making gains later into 21 (thumbs up and fist pump)
• DFV gets killed off from communicating and stock tanks, bear thesis in full swing about GME (skull)
• DD research is in full swing over what's happening to the stock and DFV is looking at it like oi oi (invetigating and eyes)
• DD gets everyone focused again and loving the stock, GME, power to the players and convinced it's going to do great again (star eyes, lightning, game, rocket)
• GME grows in the dark without revealing it's plan for transformation (mushroom)
• GME runs big end of 2022, all anticipation about NFT marketplace etc etc (boom)
• RC buying into apple and people wondering about some sort of partnership (apple)
• Turns out nothing like that happening as people wait for announcements (straight face)
• NFT marketplace is a disaster and not what people were hoping for (dizzy face)
• People start DRSing (purple heart)
• Love in the community is in full flow again as post after post about DRSing shares (hug)
• Everything is ok and all agreed on the DD and DRSing, happy to wait it out (ok and handshake)
• Not sure about tent.
• DFV comes back (kitty)
• Sees an opportunity to target the shorts again (target)
• Looks to Ryan Cohen, former owner of chewy to make a move (eye emoji in original looks to the right, dog emoji)
• Big announcement (microphone)
• US market sees this and burns to the ground (US flag and fire)
• Squeeze happens (boom)
• Cheers everybody (beers)

11.45am - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790770363627921776
Description: We have a pizza being cut in too more and more slices and dubbed onto the pizza are reddit awards along with DFV's last position update post.
Speculation: The amount of awards that were constantly being given to this post got so out of hand i can't even think how many notifications and reddit coins DFV must have got back in the day. Definitely a joke on DFV's part and just a reminder to how funny it was the amount of awards he was getting.
12pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790774146994966570
Description: This clip is taken from Spiderman i think the one where Spiderman goes dark but i can't remember exactly. The music is The Black Swan taken from Swan lake and it cuts to the movie of Swan Lake with Natalie Portman as the Black Swan and Kitty being dubbed on her face as she transforms.
Speculation: Black swan events are defined as "A black swan is an unpredictable event that is beyond what is normally expected from a situation and that has potentially severe consequences". When GME does squeeze, it's going to have severe and brutal consequences for the market.
12:15pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790777913245421806
Description: First we have Snoop Dogg in his music video for Gin and Juice talking about drama in the GME then we cut to Scarlet Envy saying "is it me, am i the drama", "am i the villain?"
Speculation: Just DFV having fun with all the drama that is being caused through GME, through his memes and everything in a fun light hearted DFV meme of way.
12:30pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790781688848450012
Description: The first clip is taken from Oceans 12 where Ryan is bring the gang back together for an even bigger heist of casinos. Then we have part of the heist where he is stuck waiting in the dining cabinet and cannot escape until they let him out, then we cut to 2 people talking, "waiting", "for what?", "for this". Finally we cut to Batman, i think in the Dark Knight where the Joker is in the hospital and plans to blow it up.
Speculation: Bigger squeeze than last time, band back together, GME holders for the last 3 years could be like the guy in the box just let out in time by DFV, we say "where the fck you been?", he has been waiting, waiting for this.
12.45pm - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790785463118348420
Description: This is taken from The Dark Knight rises where Bane states "it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan", "no one cared who i was until I put on the mask", "was getting caught part of your plan?" "of course"
Speculation: This is taken online about Bane in this movie, "Everything that Bane did was never for himself, not really, we find out his real loyalty later and I think that is a big reason why he said who he is wasn’t important. He wasn’t there to impress the masses, he was there to execute a plan, to be the playmaker for a person he cared for. He wasn’t one who liked distractions and the concern over who he was, I took it as he saw as unimportant to what the plan was itself" DFV doesn't matter, the whole thing is bigger than him now, similar to the fight club tweet reference.
1pm - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790789242513433071
Description: This clip is the big reveal in The Usual Suspects. BIG SPOILER HERE TO THE FILM - The police chief realizes in the film that he has just been completely done by the person who actually committed the crime and he was right there all along in the station . In this clip the drawn sketch of the suspect is replaced with the 'ill do it again' meme.
Speculation: The mug has roaring kitty on it so I wonder if this really is DFV noticing a similar pattern to what is happening with the stock as to what happened before and has made that realization that it's time to come back and this is all on again. HF's digging the same hole for themselves.
1.15pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790793012936851665
Description: This is a clip showing Keith Gill and a narrator saying that investors were looking for someone to blame for losing big on Gamestop. Then it cuts to "shut up bitch" from The Rock in WWF.
Speculation: This is a lol meme and basically DFV saying people invest themselves it's not his problem. People did try to sue him if i remember so it's a bit of a fuck you to them.
1:30pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790796790360363016
Description: This is taken from Seinfeld and is about how George goes so far just to zing a guy. DFV replaces some words and makes this about the previous tweet, some more fun on his part.
Speculation: The episode i believe this takes place is called "The Money" and the episode in which George actually flies out is called "The Comeback", jokes aside that's some interesting references...
1:45pm - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790800562654691686
Description: This is taken from the Saturday Night Live sketch 'old friend'. It's about two old friends reconnecting, DFV expertly chooses this and only has to change the last name of the Keith in the sketch.
Speculation: Everyone thinks DFV is nuts, i mean the guy is posting a lot of memes and taking away my work mornings trying to understand them. Maybe he just loves memes, who knows?
2pm - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790804340673789978
Description: This is a video of beat saber to the song freaks by timmy trumpet and savage. "The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war", "the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor", "where the freaks at?". Big tune and then the vibing cat makes an appearance.
Speculation: Hard to say much about this other than it's a fun song and makes you vibe just like the cat. People are coming to twitter to see his memes and we are all vibing out off of it.
2.15pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790808112741630320
Description: Shows a man being followed around by a man in a suit with a red right hand. I'm not sure what this is taken from but the song is definitely Red Right Hand by Nick Cave and the Bad seeds. For me personally this song is most associated with The Peeky Blinders.
Speculation: The man could be anyone short on GME and the man following him making him scared could be DFV or whatever else is going to pound on those shorts. If you want the lyrics to the song then you can find them here
2.31pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790812277530034448
Description: Shows a bear on a pink recliner with a kitty sneaking in the background.
Speculation: This was a direct response to a Jim Cramer tweet who was essentially poking fun at DFV by saying he should make more memes as it's not working on helping GME. Worth noting that this doesn't look like a scheduled tweet and was probably not planned.
2:45pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790815662203617755
Description: Shows Jim Carrey not 100% which movie it is though i recognize it with a red graph overlayed showing the stock price going down. His smile deteriorates but he seems to have some sort of demented plan in a weird way.
Speculation: Stock might be going down and that might initially take the smile off but the creepy smile at the end shows that it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, they are going to get it by the end.
3:00pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790819440617033914
Description: This is taken from the Truman show where Jim Carrey plays a character who's whole life is a television show for everyone else to watch. He is unaware of this but starts to become more aware as the film goes on. This particular clip is where he is trying to get to the edge of the world to see behind the curtain and the director is trying to stop him with lightning strikes and storms and whatever else he can throw.
Speculation: They are doing everything they can to keep a lid on GME. Firing as many shots as they can but it's not working. Is this the best they have?
3.15pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790823211745063394
Description: This is a clip from Dunkey's best games of 2017 and here we see a game where it's just boss fight after boss fight and is really fun.
Speculation: This is a game for us, they can hammer down the stock and do what they want but GME holders just keep buying more and moving to the next level
3.30pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790826988019528035
Description: This is taken from Tenet and is about inverted bullets. It talks about being able to drop bullets and bring bullets back up and move bullets without touching them.
Speculation: I certainly don't understand even a little of what is going on with the stock, but you can still have a feel for what is happening with the stock and it feels good right now even with the dip. Could be something to do with inverse hedging but don't know enough about that to speculate.
3.45pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790830761542664192
Description: Firstly we have the Matrix where Neo is about to fight Morpheus and then we have Alice in Wonderland with Alice going down into the rabbit hole. (The rabbit hole is mentioned in the Matrix too when Neo is given the pill option).
Speculation: The scene where Neo fights Morpheus is really the first time we start to see Neo believe in his ability to be the chosen one but also understand the power being able to beat the matrix. With the Alice in Wonderland it's about seeing how far the rabbit hole goes, things will get more crazy for sure and we are going to find out just how deep this goes.
4:00pm - https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790834536403574936
Description: Here we have the music video for Karma police by Radiohead. A man is running from a car at a hobble speed and then stops turns around and there is a trail of fuel heading towards the car that has stopped. He pulls out a box of matches from his back pocket and is just before to set the car alight by dropping a lit match on the fuel.
Speculation: Another Radiohead song, you can find the full lyrics here but to pick a line out "this is what you get when you mess with us". Whilst being slowly chased down, there is going to be a flip reverse based on the trail left by the shorts only to blow it all up.
8:00pm - https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790894938277695671
Description: This is taken from the Shawshank redemption where the main protagonist has escaped from the prison after being wrongly imprisoned for many years. DFV has changed some of the narrators (Red) words in showcase his story of being wrongly accused in 2021 and having the flee out of the spotlight. He talks about pressure and time, he presents a lot of memes he has created over the years and then shows a particular screenshot of one of his streams.
Speculation: This tells DFVs story but also has some juicy parts. I think Red in this is a bit like the reddit crew (us) keeping tabs on his story but DFV is saying to escape like him it takes pressure and time (could be gamma squeeze, could be LEAPS, could be DRS, could be holding and buying, could be ALL of it) but all it takes is time and pressure. The memes he posted i wonder if some of those have found their way into various subs over the last 3 years without any of us knowing it came from DFV. The steam he screenshot has been spoken about a lot this morning but it seems to come from one of his youtube streams when GME last broke $30.
Hope you enjoyed these takes.
Love ya DFV

I 17M have been close with two online friends for quite a while now, and I've started to develop feelings for them. (I'm gonna use fake names for this)
Peter 19M and Jordan 16M are both really close friends with me for quite a good while. It's been a few months that we have talked every single day however at the start of it all, I was dating a girl that I liked. However due to complications, we had to break it off. Prior to meeting Peter though, I was still dating her.
When I first saw and talked to Peter, I immediately had a crush on him, Jordan and I were close but I saw him more as a brother at the time. And after about 4 weeks or nightly calls and constant talking together, Peter and Jordan admitted they had feelings for each other to me. And naturally, I ended up setting them up, as I was still dating at that time.
During the time that Jordan and Peter were still admitting feelings to each other, Peter and I were making consistent flirty jokes with each other, and it never stopped even after the two started dating. However I feel now that due to that, it's caused me to start having feelings even more for Peter.
It's been a month that Peter and Jordan have been dating, and hearing the constant comments about Jordan from Peter, I really have started to notice how much I really like both of them. Like- I am messaging all the time, I have genuine feelings and it seriously makes me feel bad. And I've tried to push away all these things I feel, however it doesn't ever seen to work. I genuinely feel some sort of love towards the both of them, and each day it makes me frustrated even at the fact that I am unable to do anything about it.
So I have decided I would probably tell them, I know the likelihood of them feeling anything for me is quite low, however it is possible (maybe). And I don't know how I should approach it.
Jordan is someone who struggles a lot with mental health and I'm afraid I would annoy him or make him really not trust me if I said anything, however I feel that Peter would understand it and be more open however at the same time I don't know.
What do I do?
TLDR; I have feelings for my gay best friends and I don't know what to do.

I just looked up on swaggy's and Friday's Max Pain is $520
this is crazy! I remember reading some opinions on how the stock price is manipulated to close closer to MP so MMs make the max amount of $$
now, if this is true, and the Options writers attempt to move the stock to $520, that will have a sever impact on Shorts, possibly causing Marge to pick up the phone
I can't remember a time when the Max Pain was so far away from the current stock price
I need someone to enlighten me on the logic of having MP at $520, and wild amounts of puts
Thanks in advance!

So I have been eyeing up the unisex hoodie (the one with the green stripes around one arm). But I am hoping someone on here has bought it so I have a real world answer on the size.
I am 6 foot 2. Usually the clothing that fits me best is XLT. But I usually have to go 2X because XLT isn't carried regularly in most stores (and not an option on speciality merch like this.) And XL is usually too short lengthwise for me. So I usually suck it up and deal with the excess fabric on the sides when I buy 2X
Would I be safe size-wise ordering the 2x in this hoodie? Or is the clothing more like concert apparel sizing where you have to size up?

Since every other post here is about the challenges of finding a job, I thought I would share what has worked for me recently:

• Record a short video about your experience with Loom and include it on your CV. Don't just read your CV, but add a little "color" and personality about who you are, what you are good at and what makes you different from other candidates. This will help you stand out and show a bit of personality.
  
• Prepare better for interviews by asking yourself who they sell to, how they differentiate themselves from the competition, and prepare a 30-second pitch. Make sure to read at least two case studies before the first call with a recruiter.
  
• Check out their YouTube page. Every company has a couple of video case studies and summary video on YouTube, so this great for quickly gaining an understanding of the company.
  
• When someone asks you how you would do outbound, share your screen with a presentation that documents in detail how you create and run a campaign.
  
• Also prepare a slide with your plan for the first 30 / 60 / 90 / 180 days and how you would make sure to get up to speed as quickly as possible.
  
• You know how companies have "logo soups" where they present logos of customers? Make one for yourself! Think of all the deals you were involved with and put them on slide. Takes 10 minutes to make, but makes a great impression. Make sure you can tell a good story when you are asked to describe a deal in more detail.
  

Let's say you make it to the case study stage. In my experience, there are three types of case study.

1. Qualification call: The company wants you to run a mock qualification call. Here is how you do well in these. First, make sure to ask many questions. Companies pick this scenario because they don't expect you to pitch, but they want to see if you can ask many good questions. Use frameworks like SPIN or SPICED to come up with questions. DO NOT PITCH. One way to screw up this type of case study is by pitching too early or by pitching at all. Your goal here qualify and book another appointment where you promise to demo the product with their goals in mind. Side notes: Make sure to prepare a decent introduction so that the call starts off smoothly. Your biggest focus must be on the impact questions. You must understand the business impact and the personal pain of your prospect. Also check for timeline, budget, and decision-making process. Don't worry about asking too many questions. Nobody ever failed a mock qualification call by asking too many questions. EDIT: A common trap that companies set at this stage is asking you a technical question to see if you take the bait and give a technical answer. If you get a technical question, say "We will discuss the details of our solution during our next call, but I will make a note of this, so I remember to address it. Is that OK with you?"
2. Demo call: The company wants you to do a mock demo. Make sure they don't want you to do any qualification beforehand, because usually, they do. Don't worry about getting all the details of the product right, but be ready to say "I don't know" if you get a detailed question. Companies don't want you to lie about features. If they give you trial access to the product, great. If not, take screenshots of the website and present them in a slide deck. Crucial: Always end the demo on concrete next steps, even if you have to force it. Companies want to see you understand the importance of next steps. Super important: Use case studies from the website in your demo if it makes sense. Companies love it when you do research and when you notice a case studies that fits your mock scenario.
3. Go to markets plan and / or 30 / 60 / 90 / 180 day plan. The company wants you to prepare a go-to-market plan. After doing your research, you probably have an understanding what industry and persona they sell to. Come up with a mock cold email (rewrite one from your last job) and write a mock cold call script. In your onboarding plan, put a focus on learning the product, understanding the market and targeting an industry for outreach. Do not mention anything about inbound. Companies are looking for hunters, and anyone who relies too much on inbound will be disqualified. Nobody ever lost a sales job by focusing too much on outbound.

(I know this post is probably similar to a lot of other ones, but I'd appreciate some advice)
I've (23M) had a constant struggle with myself and photos. I've heard people say that if you look bad in photos, then you're just unattractive, but I just can't help but think there are some cases where this is not true. I have good periods where I feel decent about myself, even good, and I've even had unsolicited compliments (although so does everyone), but sometimes I just cannot reconcile what I see in pictures vs in real life. I don't even necessarily always think I look great - but just how bad I can look in pictures depresses me to no end. People will tell you to get over it, but nowadays everyone is always taking pictures... online dating (especially as a gay man) REQUIRES good pictures. It's just awful. I'll match with someone, and then they'll want more pictures, but I just can't send anything - especially a front-camera selfie. I've met up with people before, and nobody seems to think I'm a catfish for choosing the pictures that I feel look good, but the fact that I'm so so limited in what I can show really depresses me. And maybe these people just have weird taste? That shouldn't matter in an LTR, but it makes me sad to think of the reduction in my potential pool (already small).
The weirdest thing, is that the bad (majority) pictures and even videos (especially selfies/mac camera ones) often contradict what people say. I've been told I have a square face, even with a 'defined jaw' (lmao - these people weren't joking either) but pictures will give me a round blob with no chin. I'm not exaggerating. I know my chin is small for a guy, but I just can't see how it's anywhere near as bad as how it looks in some selfies. I also have quite prominent eyes (one of my least favourite features), but they don't look too bad in the mirror (in all sorts of lighting), yet in pictures they make me look like a fish. This isn't just ordinary distortion. I also have what I'd say is slightly more asymmetry than average, which is just the icing on the cake. I know that pictures are known to exaggerate some features, or cause distortion, but does anyone know anecdotally of any of their friends for example who actually look so much different in pictures? Or do you think I genuinely look that bad? I find that most people talking about this are often exaggerating, but I promise you I'm not. I've been doing okay recently, and I've been to therapy (before anyone says), but every time I accidentally see myself or have to record myself... As I mentioned before, I'd be really interested in hearing if other people have similar experiences or especially if they know people who look good in real life, but whose pictures (or even videos) might say otherwise. It might sound silly, but this sort of evidence might really help me rationalise things and calm down beyond anything therapy has already achieved for me.

Hello all! It's been a while since I've last dabbled in written roleplay and I've been itching to get back into writing again. As such, I'm here today for that exact reason. While I don't have any concrete plot ideas in mind right now, I do have a few tropes / dynamics that I'd like to explore and play out with somebody. I tend to prefer coming up with the major plot points of a story together with whomever I'm writing with, and I really enjoy the process of collaborative world-building as well.
That said, below is a very short list of tropes / dynamics that I'm interested in. I'm open to them being set in either a medieval or modern setting, as long as it contains elements of the fantasy genre. If you don't see anything you like but you're still keen on discussing further, please feel free to make a suggestion.

• Warlock x Patron / Mage x Familiar
• Royalty x Commoner
• Royalty x Outlaw
• Royalty x Royalty (Arranged Marriage / Enemies to Lovers)
• Probably more, but I can't think of any off the top of my head right now

Now that's out of the way, here's a little information about myself and what I'm looking for:

• I'm 30 this year. Thus, I'm only looking for partners who are at least 25+.
• My time zone is GMT+2. While I would like to find someone in a similar time zone, I have no qualms about your location as long as time differences aren't an issue for you.
• Preferred writing platform is Discord.
• Third person, past tense writing style.
• My average response length is around 400-600+ words, but they can definitely skew in either direction depending on the current scene. I'm honestly not too bothered by your word count. Please just give me enough to work with and help move the story forward.
• I can post in-story replies once or twice daily, occasionally more, occasionally less. I don't expect you to reply daily. All I ask is for you to keep me updated should you need an extended period of time away.
• I personally do not like real life FCs, and prefer to use realistic art / semi-realistic / anime FCs, if using any at all.
• POC friendly.

That's pretty much it. If you're still interested after reading all of that, please send me a DM or chat request with a short introduction about yourself, as well as what you're looking for (type of character you'd like to play, story you'd like to see, etc.).
I look forward to hearing from you!

OK, so i've met someone, thanks to this sub, and we started talking a few weeks or maybe it was a month ago. Anyway, i finally asked her out yesterday and i would never have met such a kind, loving, amazing person without this sub! Her name is Addy, and she's always there when i'm at my lowest, Always looks out for and cheers me up when i need her. I can be myself without wondering if i sound weird, though i worry that she may think i apologise too much lol.
Anyway, u/spiralingay, you are the light of my life and i love you so so much!
That's all i have to say,
I LOVE YOU ADDYYYY!
Alex/Skull

i cant stop crying... i am 20 and my mom wants to get rid of me ...... secretly sending my photos to matchmaking aunties without asking me and even after me saying firmly no.......she keeps saying weird stuff like i cant keep u in my house all my life and that i wont get anything like property and stuff even though i never talked about it.... i said ill tell my dad he has to pay for me and if im a burden and she called him and told him about a fight i had about this marriage thing now he's against me .. idk if he knows about the marriage part or what she said im so scared she'll get me married to someone bad to "teach me a lesson" she wants to deprive me of everything and she's not at all interested in my education
a few days ago she revealed as a joke that she never got over the fact that my dad bought a car after i fell from his bike as a baby and not for her.. it was so bizarre to me i feel like that's the reason she hated me all my life because my dad loved me... she told me all my life im no longer as smart as i used to be and i believed her which obviously was a lie
she also sabotaged my last relationship by telling my dad and creating a scene, traumatising me for 2 years but in my country it was understandable because you're not allowed to date.
BUT THEN she found out about my brother's relationship and she didnt even scold him at all.. just showed mild disappointment and hid this from my father so i ended up realising she told about mine on purpose to make me look bad in front of him...
she keeps lying about my age to make me look older so someone takes me seriously and marries me
despite all this hate she has treated me like some trophy she owned, her property and her creation as in everything good i do is because of her and everything bad i do is because of being damaged.....

I'll try my best to keep this short as possible. Sorry I'm advance for formatting.
Recently became a family of 3 (10yr, 2yr, and now a newborn) a month ago, and needless to say it's thoroughly kicking my butt. Trying to be a good dad and husband but I feel like I'm struggling.
Not enough hours in the day to fully get anything done with making sure my wife has everything she needs to take care of the baby, bonding with baby and giving necessary breaks for wife, kids are okay, happy, and bedtime routines, pets stay alive and don't shit in the house, staying employed, keeping everyone fed and house isn't a complete disaster, and keeping up with my school work (taking online classes to complete bachelor's). Start my day around 4/5am, at work 6-230, pick up kids from school and daycare at 330, home by 4, in bed by 930/10, finally asleep around midnight, repeat.
During the night feeding when the toddler was a newborn-3ish months I changed the diaper, handed them off to the wife to breastfeed (or kept them and did bottle), stayed awake and took the baby after they were done feeding and put them back in the crib to ensure my wife got as much rest as possible. Our lives then were significantly less stressful and busy 2 years ago than what they are now. I'm not waking up or staying awake for our newest baby like I did last time and the wife feels like I'm more of a burden and is becoming increasingly resentful because I'm asleep, half awake, snoring, moving around in my sleep, and generally not getting the same help as last time.
This brings us to this morning, wife asked me to do something but I wasn't moving fast enough because I wasn't fully awake. She finally snaps, tells me I'm not helping enough and lists everything off that I said previously and tells me "I think you should sleep on the couch... You're no help and only get in the way, it's easier when you aren't here" and I'm crushed feeling like a failure. Don't know if I just needed to vent or what but that actually felt really good finally being able to tell someone something about the craziness that my life has become
What am I doing wrong? Any advice is welcome, feel free to set me straight and to suck it up.

Hello guys, I've been trying to typify myself but I always identify with different functions and maybe my compression is not the best in the subject.
I'm a girl and I'm 21 years old, English is not my main language so sorry for any mistakes.
Section 1
How do you work? Why do people go to work? Are there any parameters that determine whether you can do work or not? What are they?
I work because I have no choice, that's how the world I was born is and that's how I'm going to live, I admire those who try to change the course of things like a superhero but I'm a mere citizen.
Because people have dreams and goals and they can't achieve what they want without money unless they're lucky enough to be born into an elite family, if so they won the lucky roulette wheel of life.
I don't work well in heavy environments, I survived only 1 day in a factory because a woman keep screaming at me, everyone tried to convince me to try harder but I was feeling to overwhelmed.
How do you determine the quality of work? How do you determine the quality of a purchase? Do you pay any attention to it
Result.
I'm a bit picky with the quality of my stuff, especially the fabric of my clothes. It's because of comfort but also for aesthetics.
There is a professional next to you. How do you know they are a professional? How do you evaluate their skill?
They get the job done on time and well done. I don't think there's only one way to do things, we are all taught in a certain way but then we also adapt, we end up creating our own way of doing things that work for us.
If you struggle to do something, how do you fix that? Do you know if your performance is better or worse than others?
It depends, I usually learn by trying until it works but I can't always use this technique so I seek tutorials or ask for help.
Definitely, I'm very paranoid about my job, I hate feeling incompetent. If I have the conditions and knowledge to take the initiative to do something at work, I'll do it, but if I'm insecure then I'd rather stay quiet I don't want to mess things up.
How do you measure the success of a job? What standard do you use? Do you pay attention to it? When should you deviate from this standard?
I like easy jobs, constant stress is not for me. Easy, the money, the free time I will have, the responsibilities (few I expect) and the effort.
Section 2
What is a whole? Can you identify its parts? Are the parts equivalent to the whole?
I'm so confused, am I supposed to give a definition or come out with some abstract sentence?
What does "logical" mean? What is your understanding? Do you think that it correlates with the common view? How do you know you are being logical?
Logic to me is something that makes sense, when your actions and words are coherent and when you take into account all the factors to make a correct decision. Contrary to what the Alphas may believe, Logic is not coldness, in fact, to be completely logical you have to take the emotions of others and your own into account, otherwise you are just emotionally unavailable. For example, killing half the population just because someone killed your cat is not logical, you're actually being driven just by emotions.
What is hierarchy? Give examples of hierarchies. Do you need to follow it? Why or why not? Explain how hierarchy is used in a system you are familiar with.
In short, it's when you're on the first floor and need to climb the stairs to get to the second, you may be able to pay someone to build an elevator to get up there faster, or you can't afford it and you have to overcome all the conditions, shortness of breath, pain in your legs, the stairs that are old and falling apart...
Hierarchy is something natural and will always exist, no matter how much you hate it, the world is not a fair place and there will always be someone eating fried chicken in a lamborghini at the expense of a child who makes clothes for shein.
If you're ambitious you have to do it, but if you're like me who just want to have money to live a "basic life", then you don't need to climb so many stairs, just the necessary ones.
What is classification? How does classification work? Why is it needed and where is it applied? Give examples.**
Is when you take a product, tangible or not (e.g. a bread or skills) and give it a certain punctuation/category according to certain requirements.
Obviously, imagine that you built a building made of toothpicks (product) that would collapse 1 minute after being exposed to the wind because no one had the brilliant idea to take into account the meteorological conditions (requirement)
Are your ideas consistent? How do you know they are consistent? How do you spot inconsistency in others' ideas?
I'm usually an introspective person, so even when my ideas are incoherent I think about them at some point and "correct" the incoherence, unless I'm really emotional I think that during those moments no one is coherent.
Yes, but I usually prefer to keep quiet if it's none of my business.
Section 3
Can you press people? What methods do you use? How does it happen?
Usually no, first of all I don't like to force anyone to do anything because I don't like to be forced either, second that I'm not good at forcing people especially strangers and it's the main reason to have been bullied and still have problems with people walking over me.
What I do is that I tell the advantages of doing something the way I want or admit that it would be convenient for me.
What can happen is when I do something for a person over and over again and they never reciprocate, and there is when I can be a manipulative and childish (passive-agressive)
How do you deal with opposition? What methods do you use to defend your interests?
It depends on the situation, I react badly if it's the example I gave earlier. If someone starts trying to control me indirectly, I can react two ways, or I play dumb for the sake of peace or the manipulation goes directly against my interests and in that case I walk away (with strangers) or protest (people close to me).
When do you think it's ok to occupy someone's space? Do you recognize it?
When they occupy yours is the only situation I can think of right now.
Do others think you are a strong-willed person? Do you think you have a strong will?
I don't know what others think.
It depends if it's about something I'm sure I want, for example a lot of people say I'm crazy for wanting to leave the country but I made that choice for myself and that's what I'm going to do, if I don't change my mind until then (which usually doesn't happen). Otherwise I think I can be seen as lazy, I need a very strong motivation that comes from myself.
How do you satisfy your physical senses? What examples can you give? What physical experiences are you drawn to?
I really like hot baths and pleasant smells. I'm a bit paranoid about my own smell, I'm always putting on deodorant for example.
On the other hand I'm not very good with my internal health, I have to force myself to remember to drink water and food is optional, I don't usually eat breakfast and especially at work I only eat salty snacks or soup most time. I tend to eat more when I want to be greedy or have food available, if I have to do it then I don't eat or I make something simple. I have a friend who judges me for it (I think she has strong Si).
I like some extreme activities, for example I've done canoeing which I loved and every summer I go to the scariest carousels at the fair, I feel free.
How do you find harmony with your environment? How do you build a harmonious environment? What happens if this harmony is disturbed?
I like quiet environments where everyone is genuinely fine and not pretending, so if any of my friends are feeling bad I try to help them. I also like to go to beautiful places with friends or alone like organize a picnic, go to a waterfall...
What does comfort mean to you? How do you create it?
Being in a place alone where I don't need to be anxious all the time, where I can let my guard down, eat sushi while listening to the sound of the rain in warm pajamas and under my blanket creating some fake scenario on my head.
How do you express yourself in your hobbies? How do you engage yourself with those things?
When I was a kid I tried to start playing piano but I dind't last long because It requires a long time to get results and I didn't want to practice at home. I prefer simpler hobbies without commitments, for example playing video games, painting, reading books, and trying new hobbies.
I'd really like to start trying to go to craft classes, but short classes to then be able to try another one until maybe I find one that suits me.
Tell us how you'd design any room, house or an office. Do you do it yourself, or trust someone else to do it? Why?
If I had the money I would call someone to take care of the big part, I would tell them exactly what I want, then I would just take care of the details.
Is it acceptable to express emotions in public? Give examples of inappropriate expression of emotions
That's not a question of being acceptable or not, emotions can't always be controlled, you never know what someone is going through behind the scenes.
But I admit that I prefer people who don't show emotions in an dramatic way, for example in my work there are a lot of people who start screaming and who are clearly exaggerating and I have to control myself not to laugh.
I'm mostly touched by people who are more reserved with their emotions because I identify with them.
How do you express your emotions? Can you tell how your expressions affect others in a positive or negative way?
I never had emotional support so I like to deal with my emotions alone.
I don't know if I consider myself a very emotional person , I have my moments where I start crying for many different reasons because I kept a lot of things inside me, I also have days where I'm in a very bad mood without knowing why and I start being mean to close people.
I'm a very private person, I don't like exaggerated demonstrations, a lot of "i love you" and compliments make me bored and seem fake.
Are you able to change your demeanor in order to interact with your environment in a more or less suitable way? How do you determine what is suitable?
These questions make me think that I don't know myself that well.
I think so, I know how to dress up and not talk about inappropriate things even if I make some mistakes, like smiling in the middle of a funeral because my colleague told a joke or showing involuntary annoyance when someone try to do a lot of small talk with me.
In what situations do you feel others' feelings? Can you give examples of when you wanted to improve the mood of others?
I am fickle in many aspects of my life, empathy is one of them, sometimes I have a lot and sometimes I don't have any. It really depends on my relationship with people and how much I like their personality. I'm very suspicious of other people's motives.
My father doesn't usually cry a lot and he's not manipulative at all. I suspect he's a Lse or sli, so when he cries I know it's real and it affects me, in other hand my mother is manipulative and when she starts crying I always think it's fake or that she deserves it (maybe she is a iei).
Section 6
How can you tell how much emotional space there is between yourself and others? How can you affect this space?
Complicated, I wouldn't say I'm completely blind to how others feel about me, but I'm definitely very pessimistic and because of that I like to be reassured about what my loved ones think about me.
I'm very suspicious of others and sometimes I start overthinking that everyone hates me or wants to hurt me. As soon as a friend has a more negative reaction, sometimes because of their own problems that have nothing to do with me, I get hurt or I start trying to guess what they are thinking about me and as you can imagine it's almost always negative. Although now I'm starting to try to be less negative because you never know what others are thinking or feeling.
How do you determine how much you like or dislike someone else? How does this affect your relationships?
By personality, values, way of seeing the world, I like people I identify whit and I can trust. People with character that I consider dubious I try to not interact.
I have a very small group because I have a set pattern, at the same time they are different obviously but what unites us is that we are all very open-minded and we don't like to meddle in other people's lives.
How do you move from a distant relationship to a close one? What are the distinguishing characteristics of a close relationship?
We start talking, I like what they are about and it's that simple. Sometimes it takes me 3 months to consider someone a friend, other times I only see the person 3 times and I already know I can trust them.
It has happened once that I stayed in a "friendship" because I wanted company at school, but I stopped seeing him as a friend and started seeing him as an acquaintance.
How do you know that you are a moral person? Where do you draw your morality from? Do you believe others should share your beliefs on what's moral? Why?
I am a moral person in my own criteria. There are people who follow the morality of religion, others follow the morality of a group... Some of them I consider wrong and stupid, but I just don't make friends with these people and it's as simple as that.
The only thing that everyone should do is to respect others because it made life easier for everyone and it's such a simple thing if everyone does it.
Someone you care about is acting distant to you. How do you know when this attitude is a reflection of your relationship?
I don't know, it depends on the situation.
But I try not to take it personally (don't mean that I don't take it, on the contrary but I try to suppress it). What I do is that I ask what happened or i leave them alone. I don't like is chasing after others so I've ended friendships without knowing why, the person just stops talking to me and I take that as a sign.
Section 7
How can you tell someone has the potential to be a successful person? What qualities make a successful person and why?
I would say that one of the things is to have the ability to always be ahead of others, to have that special touch that some people have.
Where would you start when looking for a new hobby? How do you find new opportunities and how do you choose which would be best?
I already have ideas of hobbys that I want to try, so I would look in my internal library and choose the one that I felt like doing. I like manual and simple activities (I'm not an artist) I've done canoeing and I don't hate extreme activities, but I don't think it's considered a hobby and I don't know if I would do it that often either.
How do you interpret the following statement: "Ideas don't need to be feasible in order to be worthwhile." Do you agree or disagree, and why?
Ideas have to start somewhere, at first they may not make sense, but then when more ideas come up and they are molded, they can become a possibility. Or maybe people just want to come up with crazy ideas and that's okay too.
Describe your thought process when relating the following ideas: swimming, chicken, sciences. Do you think that others would draw the same or different connections?
I didn't make any connection, unlike the guy I took this questionnaire from. I just read the sentences and nothing else.
How would you summarize the qualities that are essential to who you are? What kind of potential in you has yet to be actualized and why?
The part that I fear the most, having to describe myself even more with qualities (gives me the impression that I'm bragging). This is going to feel more like a list than a text, sorry for the disappointment. I'm faithful, I like to make people's lives easier (if they haven't done me wrong), I strive to do what I promised, I hate being in debt.
I definitely have to improve my charisma and try to get along with new people more until I get used to it and don't get so bored.
Section 8
How do people change? Can you describe how various events change people? Can others see those changes?
Everything changes people, the personality you have today was the result of all the moments of your life and also of your brain (parts more or less developed and this also affects).
We're always changing every day, it's just that we're so used to the changes that sometimes we don't even notice it.
Sometimes I go through a similar situation that has happened before and I see how much I have changed in the way I deal with the problem.
How do you feel and experience time? Can time be wasted? How?
I think time is the most powerfyl weapon, you learn to deal with things with time, time brings peace but also chaos, time makes life evolve both positively and negatively, time kills you but also brings life. Time is truly the most important thing there is, when a certain moment passes you can no longer go back and fix things.
It all depends on the point of view, today you can consider it something important but later you see that it was a waste of time, the important thing to keep in mind is to think about the future because what has already happened cannot be changed.

• Don't typify me according to clichés, thank you.

Is there anything that cannot be described with words? What is it? If so, how can we understand what it is if language does not work?
Language is limiting, you can indulge feelings in others through sentences but you are never sure how others will interpret it.
I would say feelings and experience is one of the things, you have to go through them and let others go through too.
How do you anticipate events unfolding? How can you observe such unfoldments in your environment?
I don't really know, I think from what has already happened, from the people involved, from myself.
I sometimes tend to try to predict things and I like to be prepared for all eventualities because it makes me feel safer, but I also know that predictions are not 100% certain. I've missed opportunities because of this.
In what situations is timing important? How do you know the time is right to act? How do you feel about waiting for the right moment ?
It depends on when I've decided it's time to act.
I'll use the example of my driver's license, I started getting my license 1 year before the end of school but then I decided to finish school first to focus on my license after (also out of laziness I admit). My parents bothered me a lot because I needed to get the license but I only did it when I saw that I needed it to work and I couldn't leave it for later anymore (can expire). It was a bad choice, but I needed a reason to have motivation.
I finally finished this, I couldn't take it anymore. Thank you for reading this far ;)

pls don't judge me. not too short story lang and pls give me some advise po.
We've been together for 2 years in a long-distance relationship, so I had no idea about his every move. On my day off, pumupunta ako to his house, byahe ako from Rodriguez to Angono. My entire salary would get spent on our dates, which was okay with me dahil ako ang may pera. Fast forward to January, I saw him entertaining someone online. He stopped and promised not to do it again, but the truth was he wanted to break up with me for that girl. I scared him by saying I was pregnant because I hadn't had my period since December and nagpaultrasound ako, confirmed may bata. I went to the check-ups by myself, he didn't volunteer to come with me. I was embarrassed to ask him because I knew he would refuse. I was at his house for vacation. Then he bumped into me while I was holding his phone. I accidentally opened the app he uses to hide the apps he uses for flirting (Telegram and Discord). He entertains so many girls, it's like naghahanap sya for his true love, but at the same time, he's horny. he even sends picture of his private part like wth? so, that's when I decided to abort the baby. I always told him not to stress me out, not to overthink, but maybe my begging was enough. It's time to prioritize myself, to love myself. I don't want to live with or marry someone who doesn't value me and doesn't love me anymore. Abortion seems to be the only way to cut off our connection. I agree with it. He doesn't know yet that I know all the wrong things he's been doing to me and to our baby. After I aborted our child, exactly on our anniversary, I decided to break up with him. I told him all his wrongdoings and exposed him to the women he was flirting with. It's heartbreaking, but I know that's the right thing to do. He didn't respect me or our unborn child.
After a year, on the exact day our child passed away, he messaged me. He wanted to visit me raw at ang baby ko na nakalibing sa likod bahay. Then he asked me if I was okay because someone is there for me, na may nagttake care sa'kin now? tinutukoy nya yung current bf ko.
Do I still need to explain to him? Does he deserve my explanation? Should I allow him to visit the burial place of his child? Would I seem selfish if I refuse? pls help 🥹

Monday is the first day of the work week that many people dread. Not all people dread it, but some. Let's take a look into the Numerology of Monday to decode the energy and what it can be used for to work with it and not against it.
M - this is the 13th letter of the alphabet vibrating at the energy of 4. The energy of 1 is action and the energy of 3 is connecting with others through collaboration. This puts a focus on responsibilities and for most people, it's a work or school day which connects with this. Although it is about being responsible, it's still the energy of 4 which is mellow and controlled energy. O - this is the 15th letter of the alphabet vibrating at the energy of 6 which is about using your creativity constructively to take care of the tasks or duties you need to take care of. 6 is the number of beauty, duty, and routine. N - 14th letter of the alphabet vibrating at the energy of 5. This is about using your energy to be responsible and making space for enjoyment while doing so. 14 is a karmic number, but not when used correctly. As a karmic number, 14 is about someone who ditched their responsibilities and now have to deal with some challeneges(5). Proper use of this energy is using it for creative purposes. D - 4th letter vibrating at the purest energy of 4 which is about calmness, caution, and security. A - vibrating at 1 as the first letter of the alphabet, this is about action and energy. Y - The 25th letter of the alphabet vibrating at the energy of 7, but through cooperation with others(2) and compassion for others(2) and with the use of creativity (5) or even humor(5). Big lover energy as 5 can point to romance and 2 can point to soulmates.
Monday full numerology comes down to 8 and 8 can represent long and drawn out processes, wait times, and pressure. The dreadful energy can be moreso due to this 8 energy. People can work with this energy by being patient as 8 points to tedious tasks. With this insight, you can now simply start expected a little time in between things and pacing yourself. It can seem like a long day or your duties may be plentiful.
This is a day best utilized in a constructive (8) way with the use of wisdom and calculation(7). The 7 is the soul urge influence of Monday based on the vowels. 2 vowels A and O which equals 7. Being calculating and seeking depth will allow you to master the energy of Monday. Use this day to get the most done with your projects or workloads.
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So, we're running a homebrew campaign that I like to call the "training wheels campaign" since it's my first time as a DM and my players are new to DnD. Everyone is on the same page that this campaign is meant for all of us to mess around a bit, get a hang of the game and find out what works best for us to make everyone have fun.
The original party was Karl-Otto, the human artificer (he's going to end up breaking us), who is basically Iron Man; Fern Witherbloom, the fairy barbarian; Makoto, a half-elf bard; Presley, another half-elf bard; and Sakaria, a tabaxi wild-magic sorceress (DMPC to balance the party a bit). Makotos player left the group after their little prequel adventure because they realized they're not interested in DnD. The prequels were my idea to have them play a little before session one and thereby having a better introduction than just "you're all at the same tavern at the same time". Presley will most likely be the next to leave because since his prequel adventure his player couldn't make it to any session we had so far. Next game night will be their final chance to show up.
So for pretty much all of the game so far the group was Karl-Otto, Fern and Sakaria. Now that I've given context let's take a look at what Karl-Otto did.
After hearing some business men complain about the lack of energy and enthusiasm some workers of theirs were showing lately the party headed out to interrogate one of the workers. He didn't spill the beans but the group just trailed him for the rest of the day. During the night this NPC snuck out and made his way to an old barrack that was left untouched since the civil war around 250 years ago. They managed to solve a puzzle to get access to the long forgotten catacombs beneath the city. There they had an encounter with some specters before finding a group of cultists in the main chamber.
Karl-Otto had Fern take place inside of his Handy Haversack playing dead to deceive any potential threat. Sakaria managed to sneak out of sight but Karl-Otto wasn't stealthy at all due to his heavy armor. The cultists noticed him immediately and confronted him about his motive for being here. He stated that he wanted to apologize to the NPC from earlier but he rolled low on his persuasion check. No one in or out of the game believed him so of course a fight broke out. It was the three PCs versus four cultists, a cultist leader and a hidden succubus I nerfed a little to better match the player levels.
After a few rounds Karl-Otto was paralyzed by the Hold Person spell but didn't take any hits due to his high AC. The NPC from earlier fled the scene and a few cultists were looking rough. That's when I decided to have the succubus show herself, tell the cultists they suck and then vanish into thin air again. It was just too fitting to not do it. We killed most of the cultists, leaving only the guy who fled earlier and one other alive. This last one was quickly interrogate but not after Fern in her rage tried to kill him too, accidentally killing Karl-Otto in the process (nothing a quick cure wounds spell couldn't handle).
When asked how they summoned that succubus the cultist reveals that they didn't actively summoned her. Their group was a bunch of incels and their combined sexual frustration is what attracted the succubus. With that information Karl-Otto and Fern were roleplaying a bit giving me time to rummage through my note to find what I had planned for after the combat. But I noticed someone asked me a question and it was Karl-Otto's player. He repeated what he asked but I still couldn't figure out what he wanted to know. Fern's player stepped in to give me context.
Turns out Karl-Otto wanted to know if the succubus would show up again if we force our prisoner to do nasty things to the corpses of his comrades. My mind went blank for a moment before I started to laugh and cry at the same time. We wrapped up the session shortly after but since he was staying at my place for the night I had a chance to talk to him afterwards. I still can't believe I actually had to tell him that Necromancy is okay at the table but Necrophilia isn't.
Now he rolled up a druid character since that's what he wanted to play to begin with but since he's new to DnD he just copied the Iron Man build from the YouTube channel DnDbuilds as his first character

Hello!
I hope we're all having a great week so far!
This is part 2 of... probably 2 when it comes to new and upcoming additions to my write ups. It is still very much a work in progress, so please, any feedback is very, very much needed. If this doesn't suit my writing style that much, then let me know and ill stick to what I do best!
The format of this write up is simple... After every write up I usually give you guys a primary parlay, since this is a betting subreddit of course so I kind of felt like I needed to implement some sort of betting thing. This is me breaking down reasons why I wanted to add x y z to the parlay. This will hopefully be a short write up and a short read as there's probably not a whole lot to say, but I also just generally wanted to expand on the parlays just because when I'm doing the main write up, there aint no time nor space in a reddit post to type everything.
I also generally feel like I'm not doing enough for this genuinely awesome community, so there's some slight pressure on me to step it up a bit, i think.
so, let me begin, feel free to criticize or give feedback, it's much wanted.
Leg 1: Ducote/Demopoulos o2.5 or GTD
This one kind of is a given considering the fact that both fighters have styles which do not have a quick path to a finish. Ducote's style is very boxing heavy, but it's also full of volume and short bursts of action, she does not necessarily sit down on her punches a whole lot, its "throw a combination and move". That steady pace has produced quite a few decisions on her record, which gives me the initial boost in confidence that she can fight at a steady enough pace to warrant a bet that this fight goes the distance. However, I am aware of some concerns given the fact that she has a few finishes under her belt. A lot of her finishes are based on ground action, she initiates ground and pound really quickly, and whilst I don't think Demopoulos is going to fare too well defending those punches, Demopoulos' highly active guard is going to most likely be enough to both mitigate the damage dealt by Ducote, and overall make Ducote waste her punches. I do think overall that this fight is going to take place mostly on the feet with Demopoulos throwing one to two punches per Ducotes 3 or 4. It is most likely going to be a game of volume and activity, and unless Demopoulos takes this fight to the ground and finds that submission real quick, I don't quite think that this is going to be a fight which results in a finish.
Leg 2: (optional Gatto/Vidal o2.5 or GTD)
Now, this one is optional, I usually only add optional legs to a parlay if I think there's a slight chance of it landing. Which usually means it probably won't land, but for those that perhaps want maybe some extra juice to their parlay, think of adding this one to it. This parlay is going to land depending on how Vidal fights, and that's always going to be a ridiculously tough thing to predict given the relatively short history of Vidal's fights in the UFC, but from the footage available, it is fair to say she is a fairly decent fighter on the feet, she has power in her attacks and if she looks for that quick KO early (something she has the propensity to do). The biggest threat for Gatto is going to be the right side attacks, the leg kicks and the overhand right. Those are the two main attacks that Vidal uses, and if she reads those attacks effectively and does not risk any exchanges, I do think this could be a slow and steady fight. Vidal's style is a prime reason why this is an optional parlay, whenever there is a power factor is completely shakes up the predictability of any fight, because if a fighter gets clipped, we are not sure how they are going to react. We have seen fighters swing back and get lost in the chaos, or level change and leave their neck exposed. This is going to be a chaotic fight and one that is going to be so fascinating to watch, but I do think that the chance of a finish is relatively low given the low volume of Vidal and the toughness and space that Gatto fights at. Her technique is limited to big attacks, and it should be those big attacks that are most easily readable by Gatto.
Leg 3: Nolan/Martinez ITD
This one to me seems self explanatory. Both fighters are extremely dangerous on the feet, they both have ridiculously exciting offensive attacks, but most importantly, pertaining to this bet, they both tend to have a little bit too much fun in the pocket, and it's during those seconds in the pocket that I see a finish happening from either side. There is also the additional concern on the side of Martinez that he lacks the defensive techniques and layers to avoid long attacks, and given that any fighter is going to enter the pocket, throw a little, then step back to reset, it's that "step back to reset" where I see Martinez getting exposed since he tends to leave his hand a bit loose, not quite in a tight guard position. Let's not forget that both fighters are coming off KO losses, they both have quite high finish percentages so I do think both are going to come into this fight looking for a quick finish in order to get back into the win column and build the momentum back after their devastating debut losses.
Leg 4: Hill/Pinheiro o2.5 or GTD
It was difficult to get a read on this fight given the style clash, and it is probably risky to even add Pinheiro's name to an o2.5/GTD bet given her history of slowing down substantially, but I do think that Ribas just really put it on her and it was the early power punches from Pinheiro which emptied her out a bit faster than you would otherwise see. Pacing is important for Pinheiro here, and whilst her threat of a quick KO/TKO is relatively high stylistically in the first half of the fight, I do think, as pointed out in my write up, that Hills ability to adapt to takedowns and trips is going to ultimately negate that threat. Now, there are two main threats here which might make this bet sketchy. Firstly, if Pinheiro has not improved her gas tank, than you are most likely going to see the potential of a Hill TKO skyrocket, in which case you better damn hope she finishes Pinheiro in the last minute of the fight (if you went o2.5). The second threat comes from the slick BJJ and grappling of Pinheiro, it probably won't take long for Pinheiro to try and get back control, lock in her hooks and try to drag Hill to the ground, and whilst Hill is generally a very sound MMA fighter who is good at defending grappling attacks, it only takes one mistake to get locked into a submission, and I think given that Pinheiro faced hell in the third round, she probably doesn't want to face that same kind of hell from a more cleaner kickboxer like Hill. Ultimately though, I think its going to be a back and forth and the fight will hit the scorecards. This one could be a parlay buster though given those two threats, so feel free to fade this leg. (is that even a term?)
Leg 5: Barboza/Murphy R3 Starts - Yes
This one probably doesn't need too much explanation. Barboza is an absolute veteran who is very hard to put away, and whilst Murphy is going to be looking very quick and slick on the feet during the first couple of rounds, I do think Barboza is more than capable enough to hang in there and wear the initial storm before adapting and coming back with his own attacks. Both fighters have excellent gas tanks too, and whilst we haven't seen Murphy in the championship rounds, the fact that he still fights at a high pace in the third round gives me hope that this bet hits. I mean, 10 minutes of action needs to pass anyway so it's a relatively safe bet in my opinion.
That's it!
Again, feedback is much welcome, I would love to hear thoughts on if this should be a main stay alongside my long and short prediction posts! If not, I will be absolutely more than happy to leave this on the side!
I have been thinking of adding my "confidence levels" system to this post, but then it would be fuckin weird like, imagine seeing someone put a leg in their parlay and that shit's low confidence lol. I might think of another system but for now, we'll keep it simple.
Thank you for reading this, have an amazing week and enjoy the incredible fights this weekend!

I feel like forever "dirty". As if it lowered my value for ever. Is it even possible to not feel of less value? I thought I will never do such a thing as sending nudes to someone. And not only I did it but did it even twice. The first time it wasn't so revealing up but only down. The second time it was all... As if I lost the boundaries with the first time, even tho I promised myself I won't do such a thing again. The first time it was guy from my country and he manipulated me into it by pretending he is into me and want relationship. The second time it was guy from different country - online friend. We were friends for year and half. He had the whole time these sexual jokes. Joking about seeing my boobs and so on. I had my firm boundary and I knew that will never happen. But by time we got close. Actually he wanted to exchange pics and then it was more and more (normal pics) and then he kept saying how hot I am, and joking even more in sexual way. He even before used "future faking" (narcissist's manipulative tactic) to make me feel pressured as if he will come to my country to meet. Ofc he ONLY AFTER sharing nudes, said that he would need visa to travel. He didn't even send me his pic the night I sent mine.... Like awful experience. There is a lot to it what was effed up, but now it bothers me because of being used like this. I valued my "purity" and these guys ripped off what was making me feel valuable. I feel dirty now. I feel like cheep h_e, dirty, used, fooled. Someone who lied about so many things saw my body what he had no right to see. I can't stop feeling like trash. How can I get my self worth back?

Please tell me if i'm crazy or if i have a right to be mad.
So, I'm dating someone (also 19NB), and have been for nearly 2 years. I started getting close to this friend last summer. Since then, they've done a number of things that really rub me the wrong way.

• I was in the same friendgroup as this person for years before we started getting close. They made no effort to befriend me or try to talk to me despite us being in the same circles. However, once they met my partner, they started texting them near daily. Still didn't text me or make an effort to befriend me any closer.
  
• After that, they started joining more activites with me, my partner and my partners best friend. This is when we started to get close.
  
• They would talk about extremely inappropriate topics in front my partner, such as "leaving their huge dildo that they were jacking off with in the shower" .....
  
• They also walked in on my partner changing once and brought up the fact that they saw them "naked" for months after, like it was a brag.
  
• Me and my partner briefly broke up after a spat for just a little while, we got back together not too long after. However, during the time my partner was single, my friend was deadset on leaving their boyfriend. When we got back together, and i brought up that they said they were going to leave him, they got incredibly angry. (??)
  
• They bring up points of contention between me and my partner that they're aware of in groupchats that we're both in, seemingly for no reason other than to cause us to fight.
  
• They also make constant jokes about having threesomes or "cuddle piles" with me and my partner.
  

There's been other examples of their inappropriate behaviour towards my partner, but thats what i can think of off the top of my head. I already told them once to knock it off with the threesome jokes and other general inappropriate things, but they're still continuing to do it. What do i do about this? Or am i crazy for thinking this is weird?

[LONG POST AHEAD]
So there’s this guy that I consider as my “happy crush” ever since I started college. Saw him first during our orientation week and immediately thought na he’s cute. Turns out pala, we’re taking the same program and are enrolled in the same section (talk about tadhana nga naman, chos!)
I read somewhere na a crush is basically a lack of information raw, and I totally agree with it. Hence, why I refer to him as my “happy crush” lang. I never intended to get to know him and just planned to take him as my motivation na umattend ng class everyday. Pero months passed, we surprisingly got close and we vibe reallyyy well. Our personalities, morals, and even our perspective on things match. We tend to exchange ideas on social issues rin and learn from each other’s views/opinions. In short, he’s a great catch. He’s academically smart, responsible tsaka very respectful din.
This is basically the first time na I don’t feel like my heart is racing every time I talk to him despite liking him. Everything’s calm with him kumbaga. Now, I’m starting to question if happy crush pa ba ‘to or am I actually starting to genuinely like him. How do you know ba if talagang gusto mo yung tao?😭
P.S. he opened up na he likes someone daw, and I respect that. I know where I stand and learned not to assume things na rin. I don’t have plans to tell him rin about my feelings, I just really want to figure this thing out on my perspective.

How do i switch agencies as someone who is a caregiver? As in i live with them and rely on this money to pay bills etc.
I have absolutely had it with the place im at, got shorted a few times, had to call and call for weeks to get SOME, of my money back (still missing like $70). I just need to get as far away from this place as possible. I wake up every thursday wondering what or IF im getting paid, and once again, the direct deposit is late.
Honestly i fear that im absolutely stuck here. Because i have a feeling if i leave, it involves doing the paperwork with the insurance company alllll over again, which took weeks. Probably involves the agency and insurance rep coming out too to reevaluate my mom. You know the usual bullshit, but since i need this money to actually pay rent and bills, i cant really afford to wait it out.
Is there a way to SEAMLESSLY switch agencies?

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This is the text I sent my husband so I don’t have to retype it.
Basically, we all were at my parents house, there was some extra random people there for a mix of family friends.
Well, someone had just bought an item from a thrift store. It was possessed with a demon. it was slowly possessing everyone and making them very violent. I figured out that if we were outside it was okay and the effects stopped. So we were all camping outside and realized we left keys inside, diapers inside, etc so we had to keep strategically going inside.
Well the demon adapted and eventually slowly spread to outside but in a smarter way to where by the time we realized it, it was too late.
I was trying to call 911 and talk to them through the possession to ask for help and an exorcist. I was relieved when someone was trying to help me until they revealed that they were a medium. They told me that I wasn’t talking t0 911 and that she often received dead people and helped them realize it and pass through.
Long story short, almost everyone ended up possessed and killing themself or another person.
So I realize what was going on and travel to the afterlife all of us that was there was reunited, and we were reunited with family that had died us before too. So it was a happy reunion. There was a baby there that we had a miscarriage of that we were reunited with too, and I was so happy to see the baby and (kids name) but realized you (husband) weren’t there and I couldn’t find you.
I started freaking out and like turned into a ghost. And you and a couple other people that survived were sitting on neighbors porch steps while the cops and everyone was at the house trying to contain what happened. I’m watching you so glad you survived but sad you weren’t with me. So I started following you around, seeing what you were doing. You got into a truck, it was your old black truck you sold lol, I somehow leaned against your arm and tried to make you realize I was there. Somehow you did. You couldn’t see me but could feel me and I was hugging you and loving on you and telling you about how I was with everyone and (kid) was okay, and that we had our miscarried baby with us and she was beautiful and that I loved you so much. And then we tried to have sex while I was a ghost.
Then my alarm went off.
What the hell???