Baji ne chodna sikhaya

Hi Everyone. Today I want to share a very special journey with you – My JEE journey. This has been a roller coaster ride filled with ups and down, & I hope my story can inspire and help some of you who are in this same route.

So, We all know that JEE is one of the toughest exams in India. & It’s the gateway to some of the best engineering colleges I n the country. My journey began in around Aug 2022, after my 12^th boards. Yes, I have started my journey in my drop year. Usse pehle JEE ke bare me kuch khas malum nahi tha. So, after 12^th boards I have started my journey, being confused and lost in study materials and video lectures. Yeah. I don’t have any guide also :’).
So, charo taraf bhatakne ke baad JEE 2023 1^st attempt se 3-4 mahine pehle maine Vedantu channel ko discover kiya. Waha Arvind bhai, tamatar sir and dost ke videos dekhke samajh aaya main kitna peeche hu. So, piche tha but maine haar nahi maani. I have started again from scratch. Sach kahu, mere basics ekdum strong nahi the. Pura heela hua tha andar se . So dikkat to hui pehle, but jab vedantu ne rudra series ko launch kiya, tab thodi ummed jaagi ki nahi, abhi bhi picture baaki hai.
So, rudra seires ko follow karne laga, about 40-50% ke baad ekdum follow nahi kar paya, kyunki mere basics hi ekdum kamzor the. So, a free advice, pne basics ko kabhi kamzor mat rahne dena 😊).
Aisehi girte padhte Oneshots marathon sessions se guzar te huye JEE 2023 complete hua. Aur kuch khas results nahi aaye. Only 77%le. But luckily EWS category ki wajah se JEE adv ke liye select ho gaya. Tab socha jab moka mil raha hai, tab baithne me kya dikkat hai. So, I study only 1 month for JEE adv , and score only 24 marks. I know it’s low but I was happy ki maine koshish ki.
Phir moka aaya JEE 2024 ka, Ab maine than li, ki pehle ache se basics strong karunga then baki sab. Tab Arvind bhai and dost ne JEE Nexus youtube channel ki shurwat kari thi, to waha se Maths aur chem padhta tha aur vedantu se phy. Ayse karte karte kuch mahine beeta. Then, Ache se revision na karne ke karan pichle padha hua sab bhulta bhi ja raha tha.
Aur issi waqt mujhe yeh mauka mile, outlier banne ka. Maine Outlier 23 batch ka interview diya and luckily I had selected. Uske baad mera mindset badalne laga. Result oriented se process oriented zyada banne laga “Karm kiye ja phal ki chinta mat kar” wala concept build hone laga. Aur pehle se zyada discipline rahne laga. Pehle bohot padhai me din gap ho jata tha procrastination me, iss batch ke karan woh procrastination bhi kam hone laga. Ab ummed aayi ki iss bar to zarur acha result aayega.
I know aap log yeh soch rahe ho ki itna mehnat kar raha hu, to obvioiusly Koi na koi NIT to mil hi jayegi. But upar wale ko shayad kuch aur Manzoor tha. Mera JEE 24 me percentile bana only 83.7%le. I know pichle saal se thoda zyada hai, but Itna nahi ki NIT mil jaye. Sadly, I have failed again in JEE mains. And as a double dropper, I have lost the opportunity to give JEE Adv.
Sach me bohot dukh hua, itni mehnat ke baad bhi result kuch nahi aya. But isi tough time se larne ke liye hi to hume sikhaya gaya iss Outliers batch me. Iss batch me join hone ke wajah se mera mindset change hua, aur iss failure ko bhi ek +ve side se dekhne laga ‘Jo bhi hota hai, ache ke liye hota hai.’ Shayad iss kharab result ke piche bhi koi reason hoga jo mujhe abhi samajh nahi aa raha but baad me jake samajh aayega.

Ab 1 month me WBJEE tha. This was my last chance to prove myself. To show my potential. So, Inn akhir ke 1 month me maine jam ke taiyari ki. Pichla result bhulke maine present pe focus kiya. PYQs solving, mock test ache se diya. Aur WBJEE 2024 me maine 44.6 marks score kiya ( previous year ke according iss marks me 9-10K rank bana tha).
So, this was my JEE journey. Looking back to this journey taught me so much more than just rank and marks. It taught me the importance of hardwork, consistence effort. Shayad JEE me utna acha nahi kar paya. But I’m sure. Life ke har chote bare chunoti ke liye maine larna seekh liya.

Har jagah k log kuch na kuch ulti sidhi chije krte hai. Hum desi bhi krte hai. To socha ek post share Kru. Offend nhi krne ka mujhe kisi Ko, bs jo observe Kia hai vo likha.. sahi aur galat aap decide kro.
India Mai humne observe krke yahi sekha hai patiently wait nhi krna. Jaha place mile ghus jao.. chahe vo tum ho, ya tumari gadi. Bs ghusa do. Jaha free ka kuch mile tott pado..
Fortunately maine kuch countries solo ghumi hui hai and Starting ke time Maine kuch ese cheje observe ki dusare countries Mai mujhe thodi odd lagi. Fir logically socha to sense banne lagi. Abhi bhi I'm not perfect but Haan thoda control/change Aya hai. Ye post likhne ka idea es liye aya kyuki abhi Mai Apne parents k sath West Mai hu and firse Wahi cheje dekhne Ko Mili jo maine ki thi. But this time ye thoda alag hai. Abhi Kuch cheje India k Metro cities Mai Hoti hai kuch nhi. maine points likhe hai, Aajo samjhata hu..
Waiting in queue - example deta hu: ek line hai, aur counter hai do. But line counter 1 ke aage hai. To hum assume krte hai ki "yaha aja, dekh 2 no. ke aage Khali hai"
Humme na sikhaya hai na bataya kisi ne ki bhai patience kya Hoti hai. Chahe vo Line Mai chup chap khade hona ya apni turn ka wait krna, ye I guess India Mai sirf airport checkin counter par he hota hai.
Sidewalk/footpath - Hum bc chalte hai jese hum Malik hai eske. West mai mostly log will not utter a single word. They'll just patiently wait ki Kahi se thoda rasta mile to cross kre. Otherwise vo apke piche chalte rahege.
Constant stare - Ye wali chej to bhai.. ladki, ladka, gay, trans, lesbian, homeless, kutta, bili, raincoat wala kutta, rubber shoes wali bili. Humko dekhna he hai jee bhar k, ache se. (Yes, pets ke bhi yaha pakade hote hai) Bhahar se nikale but Restaurant ke andar kya chal rha hai Humme dekhna he hoga Ruk ke. lol.
Greetings - kisi cafe mai gye. Counter par ladki: "hi, how are you guys?". We: "2 cappuccinos double double".
Usse pehle menu dekhna hai apun logo ko ekdam bich Mai khade hoke. Rasta block ho rha ho, koi baat nhi.
Loud burp (डकार लेना)- tum khana kha lo ya beer pi lo. डकार to ese Lena hai jese bc dushman desh ka tank udana ho. Restaurant ho, train mai, plane mai ya kahi open area. Kya kare Maza nhi ata bina liye. 2-3 funny stores bhi hai burp ki mere pas bta Dena if interested Mai share kr duga
Fukare/bloddy show off - Rear windshield par for some reason 'haryana' ya 'punjab' likha hoga. I'm sure local must assume ye car owner ka Naam hoga. And Custom number plates Apne surname ya cast ki (concept mast lagta hai mereko)
Rules - vo kya hai ji. Road wale ya pedestrian wale. Road wale I can't explain to Brampton driving subreddit dekh Lena. Pedestrian wale simple hai, J walk krna. Sidewalk pr bhi yaha signal hota hai ki kab kare road cross. And people follow. Road chahe Khali bhi kyu na hu. Par you know sab log signal ka wait nhi krte.
Phele aap - 500m counter ke piche khade ho jao ya building ka darwaja open krna ho. Yaha log chup krke door pakad lege apke liye. Counter se dur khade ho ese he, par vo tumare piche khade ho jayege and sayad he ye puche ki "are you guys in line?"
We so emotional - this is something that make us special I guess. Recent Ek incident share krta hu.. city cruise par gaya tha parents k sath. Waha bar counter par Indian ladka tha. Naam se notice kra parents ne. To baate krne Lage. Maine bhi bhai Ko hello kra. 1 hr baad jab exit k time usko parents ne bye bola and usne mere parents k feet touch kre. Then I thought humare sanskar har jagah sath rehte hai.
Homeless people - Humare wale Gareeb hath jodd k paise ya khane k mangte hai. Yaha walo Ko to govt paise k sath fresh Syringes bhi deti hai. Lol.
Neverending Thank you and sorry - Har ek chej par tumko thank you bolege and sorry bolne ka to Act bhi nikal Dia hai. 'The Apology Act' in Canada.
So that's it. Sayad kuch cheje apko pta bhi na pata ho ki aap unintentionally kr dete hai. Jese Mere liye Line toddna tha, lol.
Let me know if you have observed similar behaviour ya kuch aur chej jo mere se miss ho gyi ho.
Ek aur chej.. paise jodo aur ghumane jao. Duniya bhut badi hai. Bhut kuch Naza sekhne aur dekhne Ko milta hai :)

Attention: A big rant coming your way so dekh lena padhne hain ki nhi
Hah toh background about me I am class 12 student with commerce and maths student IDK it is the best place to talk about things like mental breakdown all. So let's start mere 11th ke exams 14th of March se khatam huye and uske agle din se maine coaching join kar li with all the peak levels of motivations that I could gain from earlier bahut maja ata tha 1-2 classes hoti thee accounts ki ata tha practice karta tha eak alag hi maja aa rha tha april start hote hi maths and eco ki class shuru ho gyi and even school bhi shuru ho gaye. Thoda sa pressure hua but somehow main kafi ressilient rha roj ache se padhta backlog nhi hone deta lekin fir aya mera official breakdoen ka point accounts me test hua lekin number bilkul chude hue aye jisme main padh kar bhi gya frustration hua but koi nhi lekin sir ko dekh ke aisa laga ki yar BC is admi ne toh mere kuch expectation rakhi thee woh bhi nhi puri kar pya coaching me main starting woh overexcited bacha tha joh sabse pehle answer nikalne ki koshish karta doubts puchta and eak alag sa CHIGMA male attitude aa gya tha shayd thodi ego bhi coaching ki ladkiyon se bhi bat hone woh momint hi alag tha jab unhone pucha Ansh itna kaise padh lete ho tum? main toh eak bar hi pigal gya lekin woh hi chutiya reply maine bhi diya arey kha lekin MKC test me gande numbers ane se pura self-respect ki amma behn eak ho gyi and main eak alag hi rha me nikal gya pichle eak mahine se mere me woh Richyard Fenyman wali vibe ane lagi joh koi bhi physics ka numerical aur ghand phad questions bar me jake lap dance lete hu karta tha yah BJ. Lekin BC woh kismat humari kha meyesain muthi baji ki rha me kuch jyada hi age nikal gya rat ko 12 baje muthi marta tha suabh 5 baje uth ke school jata lekin yar woh post nut clarity wala kuch scene hi nhi hua dimag maa ki eyes chal hi nhi rha ladkiyon ke bat karne me eak jijhak. Hah pta hain ki ap koi ayega niche loduuuuuu hilaya mat kar leikin BC 1 week hote hi tharak roof top phad dete hain hormones peak par aa jate hain. Us time pe mera dimag aise trick karta hain ki lodu sun dekh abhi badhiya lag rha hain hain top of the world coaching me ijjat bani hui hain muth mar aur stress bhula de afsos main apne is dimag ke sharyantra me aa hi jta hua (bhayankar rone wala emoji) . Lekin tum soch rhe hoge ki nhi yar isme toh sab kuch theek hain main bat yeh hain ki maine IPMAT ki class bhi join kar rakhi hain toh time ka pta hi nhi chalta aur coaching me downfall hi chal rha hain whi school me comeback lekin wah ka kya hain andhe ghante exam se cum karne se bhi cumbak ho jta hain don't ask me why. Lekin main problem hain coaching eak toh BC joh maine yeh nyi coaching join kari hain sare hi kuch jyada hi ammeri ke ghode lagete hain. BSDK maths ki class me 150 rupee ki coffee lake questions solve karte hain bolte hain "Bruh you know what coffee is the best invention of this humankind I can't fucking imagine a day without it" tab toh indeed bol deta hun lekin man me main bhi bolta hun in bhak bsdk ke. Main toh galti se eak vada pav hi kha ke aja toh mami ko pura explanation dena padhta hain hain ki kyon main is dhuvidha me fassa and ghar ake kyon nhi kha lekin fir woh hi mummiyon ke dialogue paise kya ped pe ugte hain toh jah mere liye bori bhar kar la kaun samajye. Age badhte hain I wish thoda sa mera balance bane and eak kafi possitivity aye academic comebak hoye and female interactions aur badhe. (Kash woh sote huye yeh sochti ho ki yar main kabhi zinadagi me Ansh ke sath betray nhi karungi eak bar uski bandi ban jau toh and Ansh kitna shi banda hain padhta bhi hain topper bhi hain and nerd bhi nhi aur top notch meme language me bat karta hain) Chalo fir bhai ke prathana karne DM karna ho toh thodi der backchodi karte hain stress relief ke liye

hamare teacher ne sikhaya ki agar constant term se multiply kar rhe toh ignore kar denge jaise perimeter ke formula mein seedha delta l + delta b add kar denge without multiplying by 2 , aisa kyu ji

Ek roz mere dil mein ek khwaab tha aya
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Socha ki shayad meri manzil ne tha bulaya
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Bekhabar maine usey khudko thamaya
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Kyuki usne to mujhe jannat ka bagh tha dikhaya
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Sochke kamyaabi mera dil tha lalchaya
Naadan ki tarah maine apna sab kuch ispe lutaya
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Nikal gya safar pe main leke apna kiraya
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In laakhon ki bheed mein maine apne aap ko daudaya
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Bhul ke sab kuch maine apne aap ko iss pe lagaya
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Kaafi lamba arsa maine iske saath tha bitaya
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Na nikla kamre se bahar na koi tyohaar manaya
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Maine to bas ek mashaal ki tarah khudko jalaya
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Saari khushiyon aur khwahishon ko maine tha bhulaya
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Na jaane kyon maine apne khwabon ka mahal sajaya
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Phir aa gya wo din jiska khwaab tha mujhe dikhaya
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Man hi man darr tha fir bhi main muskuraya
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Kaanpne laga tan, paseene se main tha nahaya
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Jod ke saari himmat, maine apne parinaam se parda uthaya
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Kho baitha hosh, samajh mein kuch na aya
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Kya itni qurbaani ka yehi anjaam maine paya?
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Maine ki thi shiddat se mehnat, jee jaan apna lagaya
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Ant mein mila kya? Ek haare hue insaan ka saya
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Bhola tha main, kismat ka jaal na samajh paya
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Moh maya ki iss duniya ne mujhe bedardi se phasaya
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Tut gyi saari ummeedein, iss khwaab ne tha bohot mujhe rulaya
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Iss qadar main tha tuta, ki dubara khade hone ki himmat na juta paya
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Maine apne chehre ko jhukaya,
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Kisi tarah maine apne ansuon ko chhupaya
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Iss duniya ne ek baar phir tha mujhe giraya
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Ek masum si jaan ko khun ka ghoot tha pilaya
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Iss safar mein maine khudko haara hua paya
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Jo kuch tha mujhe pasand wo sab maine gawaya
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Iss cheez se main dobara ubhar na paya
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Taqdeer ne ek baar phir mujhe haraya
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Par iss safar ne mujhe bohot kuch sikhaya
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Neend se mujhe dobara phir jagaya
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Khwaab to phir khwaab hi reh gya
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Na chaen se jeene diya, na chaen se sulaya…
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Khalid ne vlog mai ek bechare gunge insaan ka mazak udaya joh uske ghar pe kuch kaam karne aaya and bol raha thha k gungi se shaadi karlo tumhare baache bhi gunge paida ho ge kitni heartless baat hai yeh and saba aur ruksa a baji unki helper sab hass rahe hai uss innsan ki kya galti hai k voh baat nhi kar sakta. Yeh log saba k u healthy food habits k vajah se ussne joh weight put on kiya uss baat par yeh log bura maan gaye n bola ki joh log khali hai unhone aisa bola Khalid k papa sunn nhi sakte n heari g machine use karte hai agar koi unke father ka mazak udaye toh kaisa lagega itna bhi heartless mat hona kisi ki aisi haalat par hasso mazak banao n vlog bana k usse paise kamao. . ..

meri reddit history dekh kar judge mat krna mujhe , jitna khush lagta hu , utna hu nhi + lambi post ho sakti h , par shayad aapka ek comment ek stranger ki mada ho jaye + mujhe pata reddit pe aese help ni mante , par mujhe koi to chahiye jiske sath discuss kr saku ( pls yarr )
so story goes like ..... meri family ( m , mera chota bhai , mummy and papaji) lower middle class hai , ek do rooms ke set me rhte h , rent pe , business ki vajah se kafi loss hua ( i mean kafi 40-50 lakh ) jab m 6-7th me tha , tab 10-15 lakh ke loan se aesi condition ho gyi . abhi recover kr rhe h , but still . Mere parents ne kabhi meri aur mere bhai ki padhai me kami ni aane di , chahe kese bhi fees arrange ki ho , apni aukat se badkar hume aache school me bheja . jab m 7th me tha , tab mujhe ek din yt pe albert einstein sir ki biography mil gyi , mujhe hamesha se brain , intellectual chizo , technical chizo me interest tha , us din vo video dekh ne baad pata ni kyu mujhe laga ki in jessa bana h , fir vohi jo har science nerd karta h , space aur science ka har channel dekhne laga yt pe . 10th tak ka math , science 9th ke 1st term exam tak kr liye , khud se , fir thodi bahut differentiation ( + papa ki help se , kyuki vo teacher h maths ke )
jab 9-10th me aaya , meri mosi ke ladke ( mujhse 11 saal bade ) saurav bhaiya aur unki puri family ( bahut aache insaan , only people jinhone hamesha hmara sath diya har problem me , financially aur emotionally , my favourite people ) ne bataya ki tu upsc kr , aur vohi ki ias ki power kitni h . mujhe bhi hamesha se power chahiye thi , mene dekha h ki bina power ke society kese dabba deti h . ( meri puri family govt job hi chahti h , mtlb papaji ne to kaha bhi h ki chahe govt peon bn ja par private ni ) aur mujhe interest tha science me , vaise to m research me jana chahta tha par govt job ka panga + meri family ko haad se haad 5-6 saalo me ek income earner chahiye ,m mere parents ko aur wait nhi krwa sakta , to maine isro jane ka socha , through IIST JEE ki tayari shuru , 11th barbaad ( meri galti thi , school + coaching + ha aalas kiya ) , 12th me macha diya , jab ek din tayari chodni padi , because school se nikal diya tha mujhe absence ki vajah se , fir parents se baat krke ye hua ki 7 se 3:30 tak school me hi rhna padega is incident ke baad mene tayari khatam ki aur boards me lag gya , aur drop ka plan baana liya , ab drop year shuru krne wala tha ki pata chala ki is saal ke ye jaruri ni ki ISRO IIST se hire kre , ho sakta h ki vacancy na ho aur m iist me hote hue bhi na puch pau isro ab kal saurav bhaiya aaye , unhe fir kaha ki UPSC kru , power aur paisa hi h sab kuch , interest to temparory h , aaj hoga fir ni ( though mujhe jee ki 1.5 saal ki tayari ke baad bhi physics aur maths interesting af lagte h ) sahi batau to mujhe pura roadmap pata h ki kese UPSC ki tayari kru , aur to aur polity aur economics me bhi bahut interest par maths se jyada ni , par fir UPSC me maths chodna padega ab m confuse hu , mujhe dono hi option badia lag rhe h ( + ab IIST jake ISRO ki bhi guarantee ni ) m thak gaya hu , confuse hu kuch chizo pe doubt aa gya ,kya ye sara interest bus illusion tha , jo yt dekh dekh ke aaya ? passion se jindagi chalti h ? kya m ek illusion me hu , or jab IIST jaunga to kahi pata lage ki ye sab to bus interest tha .
Kya pata ki JEE ho jaye , IIST puch jau , phir meri job hi na lag paye ISRO me , 5 saal barbaad ho jaye . Kya pata ki lakho ki hard earned fees barbaad ho jaye kya pata mera ye interest bus ek illusion ho ? kya pata isro bhi mil jaye par vo respect aur power thodi h isro ke scientist ke pass ? mera pura family ( papa ka to sapna h ) aur sabhi chahte h ki UPSC kru , par mere instinct kahte h ki IIST jau also mere instincts ne hamesha dokha hi diya h ( i mean hamesha , jab bhi dil ki suni ... coaching , module , books , friends ke mamle me , hamesha loss hi hua ) m IIST ke baad UPSC ki tayri ni kr sakta , because bus kitna pressure do family ko ?
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Everyone on this sub complains about Tapu Sena not being grown up and all retarded, and conceded, they are super cringe. But what everyone fails to consider is why this might have happened.
It is a well established psychological fact that children learn from their parents' behaviour and grow to be like them. Ab saala Gokuldham ke adults hi jab properly adulting nahi kar paa rhe, to yeh chhote chutiye kahaan se karenge? Halanki maine recent episodes nahi dekhe, par puraane episodes me bhi Jethalal or Bhide ka short-tempered nature, society me buddhon ka gyaan chodna, Gandhiji banna aur phir maara peeti ki baat karna. Saare adults jab society me nallo jaise ghumte rehte, to baccho se koi kyu expect kare ki woh zimmedaari uthayenge. Was rewatching the credit card arc recently, tab saala auraton ne yeh samajh ne ki koshish hi nahi ki ki credit card, credit score kya hota hai, kaise kaam karta hai. Bas jaake saala bank manager ke upar chilla rahi, ki aapko aapki biwi ki qasam, aapko aisa kyu lagta hai ki hum pay nahi karenge. Are bhosdiyoke un gawaron ko chhodo, unke patiyo ko bhi dhelle bhar ki aqal nahi hai ki credit card ki application wagairah kya hota hai. Bas chane ke jhaad pe chadha diya Jethalal ne or bhej diya manager ke pass (side point: ab kya Jethalal us manager se kabhi deal kar payega jeewan me aise randaape ke baad?). Goli bhalu apne baap ko hi to dekh ke seekha hai khaane ke peeche bhikmangi karna. Ek bhi well-functioning adult nahi hai society me.
TLDR, jab maa baap hi chutiye apni fairytale bacchon-wali-mindset wali duniya me jee rahe, to unke bacche kahaan se adulting karenge, kahaan se kaam karenge.

Mohit tyagi ki 200 vids ki playlist hai mai 12th mai aaya hu and it's too lengthy maths unplugged se Karlu kya?? Pls kuch suggestion dedo . Coaching teacher ne basics padha ke new chapter start krdia range wagera kuch nahi sikhaya hai pls help

I wish I could help all these overconfident people (26tards) realise that it isn't that easy. There will consistently be demotivation. There will definitely be times when you feel like you can't continue. You will see your friends move on, do better than you. You must remember: You are not at the top. You will never be at the top.
If I can climb 2 stories of stairs, do I start saying that I can climb Mount Everest? Do I say that Mount Kilimanjaro's peak is within my reach? No. Treat JEE as if it is a mountain, and you - yes, you - haven't even learnt to walk. The canon event is a reality. Tread lightly.
Yes, two years of hardwork is definitely enough for an average student. You need to pick some lectures/offline coaching and stay with it. Don't go jumping around, if you find your teacher has not taught some random thing. Find good friends, friends who are willing to help you. Learn from your friends. Compete with them. I am blessed to have found friends like this in my JEE Preparation.
Starting preparation in 10th grade and early will do you no good. Start learning the basics. There were many. I remember 2 years ago. It feels like yesterday. My first class in coaching was about physics, vectors. I also used to think: "I am above average. I can do this. I have also scored 97.6% in my 10th Boards. I am smart." Sir asks some question. I spend so long on it, and the kid next to me solves it in 10 seconds. That's when I thought, I wished, that I had started my preparation earlier. I thank God that I did not. That kid eventually burnt out. I left him far behind. Consistency is everything. Startig early will do nothing. You will be able to intimidate a few people at first, but then, people better than you will overtake you, surely. You will get tired. I highly advise that you take it slow. DO NOT attempt to intimidate others and start early. This advice is from my heart. Take it slow, understand everything. Ensure that your knowledge is not superficial.
Coming to schedule. 8 hours of self-study on weekdays? 10 hours on weekends? 6 hours of sleep? I applaud your efforts, I applaud how seriously you are thinking. This is actually a good step. But you need to be more realistic. I also used to think that I will study 9 hours a day. It hardly ever happened. My advice is to forget the number of hours you studied. Just start a timer and forget about it. Measure the day's productivity by the amount of chapter completed. The number of questions solved. Measure your day by how much you have learned, not by simply how many hours you have sat down. That is the correct approach. As mentioned earlier, make sure that your learning is not superficial.
To those asking if you can achieve/crack JEE without coaching and school both. I say no. I had offline coaching and an attending school. Those were some of the best days of my life. I joined a program called the World Scholar's Cup (You can search it up if you want to.) It is a competition focusing on debate, learning, and writing. I travelled to Bangkok for the Global Round (was in the top 20 out of 1000 students) and went to the Tournament of Champions at Yale University in November, where I was announced one of the gold champions. (tum log mat karne lag jaana ye sab, padhai pe dhyan do pehle.) I had a team, which consisted of two other people. Suffice to say I am extremely close to them (shared experiences tend to have that effect). Don't go into all of this until you are sure of your preparation level. My point being, I didn't leave school, and I somehow managed with coaching. Although the decision is entirely upto you, you will have a lot of memories from school (which is my point) which I am sure you do not want to forgo. Rest is upto you.
Now to those asking about which is better: IITD or IITB CSE. How is it that we haven't been able to score 99.99+ %ile? How are we all retards? Now let me tell you something. 99.99 percentile is equivalent to the top 120ish ranks (as per 2024 data). If you were at that level, you would already know you were at that level. You would have some insane talent. How will you know if you have this talent? Definitely not by judging JEE Questions subjectively, when you haven't even studied 0.01% of the JEE syllabus effectively. You will realise if you have this talent about halfway through your JEE preparation, at the end of your 11th grade. For this you will need to put consistent efforts (remember, don't start out early and burnout). Be consistent. That is most important.
In short, what I am saying is, "pankh aaye nhi hain, aur tum udhne se pehle hi zameen ko bhul gaye ho". Mere papa kehte hain, jitna marzi udho, ugo, but kabhi jis mitti aur zameen se aaye ho usko kabhi mat bhulna. Shayad mai yeh hi kehne ki koshish kar raha hu. Zameen par raho.
Rahi baat main kaun hu ye sab bolne wala? Pehli baat yeh hai ki main senior hu. Maine logon ko overconfidence mai dubte hue dekha hai. Mai khud kabhi duba hua tha. Maine logon ko ucche ucche aasano se girte hue dekha hai, aur neeche se upar aate hue logon ko bhi. Dusri baat, koi aisa senior hai hi nhi jo tumhara competition hai. bas thorra sa (for lack of a better word) jalte hain... we were once upon a time like you guys only, aur hamein bhi kisi ne sikhaya hi tha, guide kiya tha, jo hamare seniors the.
And woh 26tards, jo tab tak nhi manenge kuch bhi, saying that main nalayak hu aur tumhari baat kyu suno, meri percentile 99.83 hai, 29S1. Ab toh man jao. Main bhala hi chahta hu.
Best of luck to all my Juniors.

This is a comment I posted which I turned into a post for a better spread.
I wish I could help all these overconfident people (26tards) realise that it isn't that easy. There will consistently be demotivation. There will definitely be times when you feel like you can't continue. You will see your friends move on, do better than you. You must remember: You are not at the top. You will never be at the top.
If I can climb 2 stories of stairs, do I start saying that I can climb Mount Everest? Do I say that Mount Kilimanjaro's peak is within my reach? No. Treat JEE as if it is a mountain, and you - yes, you - haven't even learnt to walk. The canon event is a reality. Tread lightly.
Yes, two years of hardwork is definitely enough for an average student. You need to pick some lectures/offline coaching and stay with it. Don't go jumping around, if you find your teacher has not taught some random thing. Find good friends, friends who are willing to help you. Learn from your friends. Compete with them. I am blessed to have found friends like this in my JEE Preparation.
Starting preparation in 10th grade and early will do you no good. Start learning the basics. There were many. I remember 2 years ago. It feels like yesterday. My first class in coaching was about physics, vectors. I also used to think: "I am above average. I can do this. I have also scored 97.6% in my 10th Boards. I am smart." Sir asks some question. I spend so long on it, and the kid next to me solves it in 10 seconds. That's when I thought, I wished, that I had started my preparation earlier. I thank God that I did not. That kid eventually burnt out. I left him far behind. Consistency is everything. Startig early will do nothing. You will be able to intimidate a few people at first, but then, people better than you will overtake you, surely. You will get tired. I highly advise that you take it slow. DO NOT attempt to intimidate others and start early. This advice is from my heart. Take it slow, understand everything. Ensure that your knowledge is not superficial.
Coming to schedule. 8 hours of self-study on weekdays? 10 hours on weekends? 6 hours of sleep? I applaud your efforts, I applaud how seriously you are thinking. This is actually a good step. But you need to be more realistic. I also used to think that I will study 9 hours a day. It hardly ever happened. My advice is to forget the number of hours you studied. Just start a timer and forget about it. Measure the day's productivity by the amount of chapter completed. The number of questions solved. Measure your day by how much you have learned, not by simply how many hours you have sat down. That is the correct approach. As mentioned earlier, make sure that your learning is not superficial.
To those asking if you can achieve/crack JEE without coaching and school both. I say no. I had offline coaching and an attending school. Those were some of the best days of my life. I joined a program called the World Scholar's Cup (You can search it up if you want to.) It is a competition focusing on debate, learning, and writing. I travelled to Bangkok for the Global Round (was in the top 20 out of 1000 students) and went to the Tournament of Champions at Yale University in November, where I was announced one of the gold champions. (tum log mat karne lag jaana ye sab, padhai pe dhyan do pehle.) I had a team, which consisted of two other people. Suffice to say I am extremely close to them (shared experiences tend to have that effect). Don't go into all of this until you are sure of your preparation level. My point being, I didn't leave school, and I somehow managed with coaching. Although the decision is entirely upto you, you will have a lot of memories from school (which is my point) which I am sure you do not want to forgo. Rest is upto you.
Now to those asking about which is better: IITD or IITB CSE. How is it that we haven't been able to score 99.99+ %ile? How are we all retards? Now let me tell you something. 99.99 percentile is equivalent to the top 120ish ranks (as per 2024 data). If you were at that level, you would already know you were at that level. You would have some insane talent. How will you know if you have this talent? Definitely not by judging JEE Questions subjectively, when you haven't even studied 0.01% of the JEE syllabus effectively. You will realise if you have this talent about halfway through your JEE preparation, at the end of your 11th grade. For this you will need to put consistent efforts (remember, don't start out early and burnout). Be consistent. That is most important.
In short, what I am saying is, "pankh aaye nhi hain, aur tum udhne se pehle hi zameen ko bhul gaye ho". Mere papa kehte hain, jitna marzi udho, ugo, but kabhi jis mitti aur zameen se aaye ho usko kabhi mat bhulna. Shayad mai yeh hi kehne ki koshish kar raha hu. Zameen par raho.
Rahi baat main kaun hu ye sab bolne wala? Pehli baat yeh hai ki main senior hu. Maine logon ko overconfidence mai dubte hue dekha hai. Mai khud kabhi duba hua tha. Maine logon ko ucche ucche aasano se girte hue dekha hai, aur neeche se upar aate hue logon ko bhi. Dusri baat, koi aisa senior hai hi nhi jo tumhara competition hai. bas thorra sa (for lack of a better word) jalte hain... we were once upon a time like you guys only, aur hamein bhi kisi ne sikhaya hi tha, guide kiya tha, jo hamare seniors the.
And woh 26tards, jo tab tak nhi manenge kuch bhi, saying that main nalayak hu aur tumhari baat kyu suno, meri percentile 99.83 hai, 29S1. Ab toh man jao. Main bhala hi chahta hu.
Best of luck to all my Juniors.

Well me studying in one of these well endowed coaching centres....these mfers be giving mental counseling as a side business other then their terrible teaching.
One of them asked me as to why I didn't attend class for like 4-5 months....I didn't really give him any explanation I just said I was depressed.... that's all.
Well now that I have realised us middle class students can't really AFFORD depression.
Came to my senses in Feb 5 started studying. Giving my best every single day.
I score good in bio...the marks range seem to be around 320-345. Chem and phy 0.
Well these na$ty ahh teachers be judging," HAAN! SIRF BIO KARNE SE GHANTA MILEGA GAWAR HAI YE EK NUMBER KA".
Tf u calling me illiterate u son of a होर...
Bhai maa baap ne sikhaya hai isliye chup tha....na maa Kasam wahin guddi phad deta $@@le ki bata raha huun....
These bachlors teaching in branded tutions and be showing attitude like they sum heavenly being par from human intervention.
Like bruv I came Outta depression I have started studying...I know I won't clear the exam this year but still I am giving my best. I didn't ask for your motivation so why tf u degrading me u filthy ahh bitc#..

Ao Guang, Dragon King of the Eastern Seas

Ao Guang is the Dragon King of the Eastern Seas in Chinese mythology and an ocean deity, known for generally being a gigantic dickhead who extorted locals for children as sacrifices or refusing to let it rain. He gets karma to smack on him a few times with Ne Zha (who I'll get to in a bit) or the Monkey King later also extorting him as well. From what I gather of the original story, Ao Guang does seem to have a hoard of magical items (which Wukong extorts him for). A few cartoons I've watched as a kid growing up in China also detail Ao Guang's more human forms either showcasing himself as a literal dragon person who is attended to by anthropomorphic sea creatures or the way WH currently depicts them as humans in disguise (The character on the left is not Ao Guang himself but his daughter, I couldn't find a picture of him from this cartoon due to my written Chinese being awful and not remembering the name of it)
Potential Inspirations: You probably would consider that as Yin-Yin is ruler of the Eastern Provinces and "Dragon King of the Eastern Seas" translates well over. I'd also consider borrowing some elements for Li Dao as well. 500 years after Wukong extorts Ao Guang for magic items, the two are on speaking terms again and even so much as ask favors for each other. How does this translate? Li Dao / Monkey King buddy cop duo anyone? A Vlad/Isabella situation where one person becomes a LH and the other person is the LL would be fairly entertaining as the two of them could constantly exchange passive aggressive remarks at one another.

Ne Zha

Ne Zha is the boy depicted from earlier who initially beefs with Ao Guang. The general basics is that he killed Ao Guang's son (Ao Bing, where 'Bing' means 'the third' so Ao Guang literally named his kid "Third") which causes Ao Guang to swear vengeance. I won't get too deep into the character's lore as much, but generally things Ne Zha has that can translate well into a LH.

• Ne Zha flies on flaming rings underneath his feet.
  
• Ne Zha can grow two additional pairs of arms and two heads to fight omni-directionally.
  
• Ne Zha reincarnated canonically after committing suicide when Ao Guang held his family hostage.
  

Potential Inspirations: These are probably concepts that would fit fairly well into the High Fantasy China that is Grand Cathay and can be worked in accordingly. Especially with the fire theme Ne Zha has, a character can certainly be created with his likeliness as a LH partner to Li Dao. Elements such as the flaming rings can even be incorporated into Li Dao himself.

Li Jing

Li Jing is Ne Zha's dad and another lesser known element of Chinese mythology. I don't really actually know the mythos of the character particularly well beyond the fact he showed up in a Journey to the West cartoon and summoned an army of dudes out of the tower he has in his hand, but you can probably see where I am going with this one.
Potential Inspirations: Li Jing having the tower on his hand (or as his wikipedia article suggests, capturing demons/gods) could be translated as a character that spawns units like the ancestral warriors or has vortex abilities meant to represent capturing people into his tower.

Those dudes Wukong traveled with:

From left to right: Bajie, Sha Wujing , Tang Seng
This is probably a harder one as we know canonically in the Warhammer setting that beastmen are a thing, and beastmen tend to have a specific function and appearance. I don't know if any pigmen are a thing (Orcs I guess?) but the non-pigmen of the two would also make generally good basis for LHs
Potential Inspirations: The ivory road offers a literal journey to the west scenario where LHs (or even LLs) can be themed around its usage.

(Dis)honorable mention

Lu Bu

I've seen a few times that people have likened the few descriptions we have of Li Dao to Lu Bu, and I would argue this should NOT be the way to go. Lu Bu isn't seen positively in Chinese culture in the same light westerners don't view the likes of Mordred or Benedict Arnold in popular lights. Lu Bu's propensity to betray people is his defining feature, and his short-sightedness is often seen that for all his traits as a skilled fighter, Lu Bu more or less threw away any potential he had chasing short term pleasures rather than the big picture. If you need a historical example of a chaotic evil character, Lu Bu is probably a good example.
What Lu Bu could be better off as is a Cathayan Lord of Khorne, but I feel like Cathayan themed Chaos champions are unlikely beyond just vague lore snippets.

BC jaisa trend lagra hai shayad nta ne fuck up kardiya hai galat results hai aur inke iss chutiyape main kisi bacche ne suicide krli na toh inn madarchodo ko chodna nhi hai bkl organisation band honi chahiye.

Mere Nani mere Ghar rukne aaye hain. Woh keh rahe hain ki woh sab jagah jaate hain rukne. Par kahin nahi teek te. Bas mere ghar teek jaate hain.
Mere Nani reader hain. Woh kabhi school nahi gaye. Toh unko unki chhoti behan ne padhna sikhaya tha.
Hum dono debate karte hain. Main apni Nani ki seva bohot karti hoon, unki dekhbhal karti. Lekin argument bhi karti hoon unse. She's 80 something.
Hum logon ki debate har baat pe hoti nahi. Par ek baat pe debate ho jati hai. Jis baat pe debate reddit pe bhi hoti hai. Men vs women wali debate.
Toh mere Nani mostly men ki side lete Hain aur main women ki side leti hoon. Main tab hi women ki side leti hoon jab woh sahi hon. Aise hi nahi.
Toh mere Nani bol rahe the Aaj kal toh women. Apne husband pe cheat karte hain aur dowry ka case kar dete hain.
Toh Maine Mera monologue shuru kiya.
Aap jante hain. Is mein galti kiski hai?
Galti parents ki hai. Ek parent jab unka beta ya beti bade ho jate hain toh unse umeed karte hain ki woh ghar saari responsibility nibhayen kyunki woh ab bachhe nahi hain, ek adult ho chuke Hain. Ghar ka beta ya beti Ghar ki saari responsibility utha te hain. Kama ke dete hain, parents ki seva karte hain, Ghar chalate Hain. Par jab khud ke important life decisions lene ki baat aati hai toh unke parents unko bachhe ki tarah treat karte hain. Aur unke important life decisions khud lete hain. Especially woh kis se shaadi karenge.
Ek toh zyadatar logon mein himmat nahi hoti, apne parents ko batane ki, ki woh kisi se pyaar karte hain. Aur bata bhi diya toh parents accept nahi karte. Aur emotional blackmail kar ke kahin aur shaadi karva dete hain. Jab unke Dil mein koi aur hai toh kis aur ke saath kaise khush reh sakte hain.
Women ke saath Aisa men se zyada hota hai ki unki shaadi unki marzi ke khilaf unke na pasand ladke se karvaya jata hai. Toh jis admi se woh man se shaadi nahi kar rahe toh woh kaise khush rahenge aur dusre ko khush rakhenge?
Agar parents responsibility dete hain toh unhe authority bhi deni chahiye. Bina haq ke zimmedari sirf ek bojh hai. Jo India ke generations ke generations dho te ja rahe hain.
Unpad ho ya padhe likhe sab parents. Ek jaise hain. Kisi ko samjhna nahi.
Nani said, you are right.

So mai(F17) dummy wali hu... abhi Mera practicals hone wale h physics aur chemistry ke kuch din mai...Aaj Tak school ne koi experiments bhi nhi sikhaya ..bol rhe the YouTube se dekh lena...aur viva ke liye mai kaha se padhu ...plz bta do koi