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Are there any good quality companies that I could sell covered calls on with around $3,000 ? Plays that I could hold long term and not worry about losing a large chunk of my capital, I’m not into premium chasing but would like 1% a week (I’m new so not entirely sure if that’s wild to ask for ) I’m looking at Bank of America, but curious what y’all think. Thanks. 🙏

My company is contracting with several opera singers to create a library of operatic AI voices for composers and arrangers. There will be an advance-access email signup next week, but for now I wanted to get some feedback here. This is the demo of the first cloned voice, Marco. All voices will be available via our website, and later through ACE Studio and Synthesizer V.
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Hey good people of Bhonsor. I was looking to get a health insurance plan for myself. After going through the reviews, I'm even more confused than I was earlier as sabu companies ku loka sodhu chanti. Do you guys know of any particular plan/insurance company that has worked for you or something you can vouch for? 27 year old here. Primarily based in bhubaneswar and probably won't be moving out in the foreseeable future.
Thanks in advance!

The global legal services market reached a value of nearly $713.12 billion in 2021, having increased at a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of 2.52% since 2016. The market is expected to grow from $713.12 billion in 2021 to $998.73 billion in 2026 at a rate of 6.97%. The market is then expected to grow at a CAGR of 5.60% from 2026 and reach $1311.63 billion in 2031.
Growth of legal services market in the historic period resulted from strong economic growth in emerging markets, an increase in government initiatives and the deregulation of the legal industry. Going forward, increasing demand for civil legal services, growth in fraud and other economic crimes and increasing demand for transactional practice areas will drive the growth. Factors that could hinder the growth of the legal services market in the future include rising costs and decreasing margins and data security issues.
The legal services market is segmented by type of service into B2B legal services, B2C legal services, hybrid legal services and criminal law practices. The B2B legal services was the largest segment of the legal services market segmented by type of service, accounting for 54.8% of the total in 2021. Going forward, the hybrid legal services segment is expected to be the fastest growing segment in the legal services market segmented by type of service, at a CAGR of 9.0% during 2021-2026.
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The legal services market is also segmented by size of law firm into large law firms and SME law firms. The large law firms segment was the largest segment of the legal services market segmented by size of law firm, accounting for 64.2% of the total in 2021. Going forward, the large law firms segment is expected to be the fastest growing segment in the legal services market segmented by size of law firm, at a CAGR of 8.1% during 2021-2026.
The B2B legal services market is further segmented into B2B legal services - large law firms and B2B legal services - SME law firms. The B2B legal services - large law firms segment was the largest segment of the B2B legal services market in 2021 at 43.4% or $309.63 billion. The B2B legal services - large law firms segment is expected to be the fastest-growing segment going forward at a CAGR of 7.8% during 2021-2026.
The legal services market is also segmented by mode of online and offline. The offline segment was the largest segment of the legal services market segmented by mode, accounting for 97.0% of the total in 2021. Going forward, the online segment is expected to be the fastest growing segment in the legal services market segmented by size of law firm, at a CAGR of 12.0% during 2021-2026.
The top opportunities in the legal services market segmented by type of service will arise in the B2B legal services segment, which will gain $155.5 billion of global annual sales by 2025. The top opportunities in segment by size will arise in the large law firms segment, which will gain $216.5 billion of global annual sales by 2025. The top opportunities in segment by end user will arise in the financial services segment, which will gain $92.2 billion of global annual sales by 2025.
Competitive Landscape – This covers details on the competitive landscape of the global legal services market, estimated market shares and company profiles for the leading players.
· Linklaters LLP
· White & Case LLP
· Clifford Chance LLP
· Jones Day
· Sidley Austin LLP
· Beijing Yingke Law Firm
· Dacheng Law Offices
· Kim & Chang
· Amarchand & Mangaldas & Suresh A. Shroff & Co
· Nishimura & Asahi
· ZICO Law
· Tilleke & Gibbins
· Allen & Gledhill LLP
· Rajah & Tann
· Garrigues
· Loyens & Loeff
· Cuatrecasas Gonçalves Pereira
· Fidal
· BonelliErede
· Uría Menéndez
· Gleiss Lutz
· Luther
· Arendt & Medernach
· Flick Gocke Schaumburg
· Heuking Kühn Lüer Wojtek
· Mischcon de Reya
· Norton Rose Fulbright
· Egorov Puginsky Afanasiev & Partners
· VJT & Partners Law Firm
· Dentons
· Pepeliaev Group
· Osler
· Hoskin & Harcourt
· Cravath Swaine & Moore
· Hogan Lovells
· Demarest Advogados
· Lobo de Rizzo Advogados
· Pinheiro Guimarães
· Carpena Advogados Associados
· Al Sulaiti law firm
· Al Tamami & Co.
· Heskia-Hacmun Law Firm
· Alya Al Zeera
· ASAR Al Ruwayeh and Partners
· Menwer & Associates
· Elham Ali Hassan & Associates
· Afridi & Angell
· Garlicke & Bousfield
· Cliffe Dekker Hofmeyr
· Erward Nathan Sonnenbergs
· Webber Wentzel
· B M Musau & Company
· Bitala & Co Advocates
· Bowmans

So, sleep and I played a game of hide and seek last night, and let's just say sleep won... by not showing up. Now, I'm tired but a little determined to keep me going.
If you have any tips on staying lively after a night of ceiling gazing, I'm so down to hear your secrets. Or if you're in the same boat, how about we keep each other company and share some laughs to beat the sleepiness?
Let's turn this no sleepless night into a night of unexpected adventures. Anyone up for a virtual coffee date to fuel the journey?

My husband is starting his own business, he is a builder with 15 years of experience working in construction. He is a solo trader but thinking setting up Limited company. He will need liability insurance, Business account , Accountent , In terms of advertising, has anyone used Checktrader or my builder to get more leads . Any ideas and suggestions welcome

Hello! Anyone here na alam po kung anong job description ng payment variance sa Conifer? I applied for AR collection but I guess na re-profile ako for payment variance. Tried to search it on their site and other job hunting apps but walang lumalabas. Sa mga taga Conifer her please enlighten me po sa job description and if WFH po ba siya. Currently choosing companies po kasi sign with. Thank you!

Have a friend and we are fairly close, she is open with me and likes my company. She's been in a situationship for quite a long time now and from what I know, she is the one not willing to commit right now.
I have wanted to make a move for sometime but was willing to wait it out until the situationship situation resolved and she either got together or didn't (and accept whatever happened) but her situationship still persists.
Which got me wondering if I should make my move or do nothing....

I was told I can begin my internship immediately after graduating in June. and that they will now "send me my acceptance letter."
I asked "how long do I have to confirm this?" since I needed more time. I have applied to PwC and boutique consulting companies and have them as my priority.
They said I had 1 week before the start date. But they didn't send me the letter by email yet. Is it because I told them I'm not sure yet? I don't even know how much I'm going to get paid. Should I ask for it?

Huobi, once one of the largest cryptocurrency exchanges globally, has faced various challenges and developments in recent times. One significant event was the crackdown on cryptocurrency exchanges in China. As Huobi was founded in China, it had to comply with regulatory pressures and adapt its operations accordingly. This led to a period of uncertainty and restructuring for the exchange.
Furthermore, there have been reports of internal issues within the company, including rumors of its founder, Leon Li, being detained by Chinese authorities. While these rumors have not been officially confirmed, they have contributed to the overall atmosphere of uncertainty surrounding Huobi.
In addition to regulatory and internal challenges, Huobi has also faced increased competition from other cryptocurrency exchanges, both within China and globally. Platforms like Binance, Coinbase, and Bitfinex have expanded their reach and services, posing a threat to Huobi's market share.
Despite these challenges, Huobi has continued to operate and adapt its business model. It has expanded its services to include decentralized finance (DeFi) products, non-fungible tokens (NFTs), and other emerging trends in the cryptocurrency space.
Overall, Huobi's journey has been marked by ups and downs, reflecting the volatile nature of the cryptocurrency industry. While it has faced regulatory hurdles, internal issues, and increased competition, it remains a significant player in the global cryptocurrency exchange market.
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Market cap for FFIE is now $29.87M. Hedge funds shorted 95.3% of the total float, meaning they will need to buy back 95.3% of all the stock float back to close their position.
A short squeeze HAS NOT HAPPENED YET but with increasing buy pressure it will come soon. We can even see FFIE go up 5000%+ to $50+ during the actual squeeze (or way higher, depending on how fast funds close their positions), since buying back a whole market cap while there's not enough stock doesn't just double the price, it compounds it exponentially.
EVERYONE HERE WINS when a short squeeze happens, make sure to hold until that day. Days to cover is still low, which means we are not close to an actual squeeze yet. If price keeps going up, there will be more pressure on funds to close, which leads to an actual squeeze.
THERE WILL NEVER BE A MICRO-CAP COMPANY EVER AGAIN WITH 95.3% SI (the highest out of all companies).
FFIE is literally a once-in-a-lifetime insane opportunity for retail.

Serios, hai sa lasam caternica putin si sa discutam.
Am vazut recent toate postarile despre IBM Romania si toate plantatiile care dau cu biciul in angajati si ma intrebam: exista manageri printre noi?
Asupra tuturor deciziilor de management noi, pulimea, putem doar sa dam cu presupusul. Rareori stim adevarul.
Astfel, vreau sa cer opinia managerilor sau celor care sunt ft apropiati de manageri (sot/sotie/frate/sora/amic apropiat/etc)

1. Voi chiar credeti prostiile alea cu "valorile companiei"? Am lucrat in Big Tech o perioada si ni se bagau pe gat de catre manageri si nu-mi dau seama daca acei oameni de peste 40 de ani sunt dusi cu pluta sau joaca teatru excelent. Ce e mai groaznic este ca am vazut ca a inceput sa apara chestia asta si la parleli de outsorcing...
2. De ce nu sunt platiti angajatii corespunzator? Presupunem urmatorul scenariu: Gigel, senior dev, vine pe o anumita leafa. Gigel nu face niciodata probleme, livreaza task-urile in termenii stabiliti in peste 90% din scenarii, cunoaste deja produsul, etc. Dupa 3-4 ani in companie, Gigel nu mai este la fel de bine platit fata de colegii lui din alte companii care au mai schimbat jobul. De ce? Nu este mult mai scump sa angajati si sa faceti onboarding unui noi Gigel decat lui Gigel vechi? De cele mai multe ori Gigel vechi nici nu vrea cine stie ce averi, vrea doar sa tina pasul cu vremurile si piata... iar faza cu "nu sunt bani domle" nu mai tine.
3. De ce nu sunt tratati angajatii corespunzator? Am vazut acum la IBM Romania cum sunt tratati oamenii: ca niste vite (chemati fortat la birou, proiete dificile cu termeni nerealisti si echipe subdimensionate, decizii proaste de organizare, etc). Da, stiu ce o sa ziceti, decizia de chemare la birou vine de undeva de sus. Dar totusi, ati auzit vreodata de management sa protesteze? Mi se pare ca management-ul efectiv sta capra in fata celor de sus ca niste "yes men" si apoi trebuie sa se descurce cu rahatul. Nu am vazut niciun manager sa traga spre solutii de care sa beneficieze ambele parti: compania si angajatii, pentru ca doar asa poti, ca o companie, sa cresti PE TERMEN LUNG... dar mna, toata lumea vrea bonusul ala blanao next quarter si pleaca...
4. Voi ce faceti toata ziua? Ok, am inteles, vorbiti cu clienti, directori si alti manageri. Dar... asta faceti toata ziua? Sedinte? Planificari?
5. Care sunt scorurile in management? Imaginati-va ca ai o echipa din 3 seniori, 2 mizi si 2 juniori. Eventual mai colaborezi strans si cu alte echipe. ai "raspundere" (whatever that is...), ma indoiesc ca managerii, mai ales in companiile mari, accepta salarii de "senior dev" (adica o parleala de 15k ron net). Care ar mai fi scopul de a conduce daca nu esti platit baban? O alta chestie la care m-am gandit e ca in Big Tech (microsoft/google/adobe/amazon/uipath/crowdstrike/etc) salariile unui dev sunt gigantice (+20K + stocks)... ma gandesc ca acolo managerii, care probabil au "raspundere" si mai mare, castiga si mai mult... nu?

Daca mai aveti voi intrebari lasati-le in comms
Chiar vreau sa aud parerea managerilor...

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I've expanded and refined the below from a comment I shared in the daily today.
That comment seemed to strike a chord with many fellow GameStop Owners and I believe this is an important time for the community, old and new.
Morning all.
Anyone here who has built a position over the last few years, Drs'd (tapped that hammer on the cell wall) and shown patience knows that we are in fascinating times. It's been a wild week, and I suspect the weeks ahead will be wilder still.
DFV knows this and clearly knows there are wheels, forces in motion that will play out over the coming weeks - However things play out, whatever 'they' do, and you too - this is an active quest.
The whining and bitching I'm seeing here today in response to the inevitable tidal wave of shorting is in my view utterly pathetic - it misses the point entirely, and shows no appreciation of the dynamics at play, not least the evidently easy weaponisation of your own fear by shorts.
If you feel the need to cry because shorts keep picking up the bullet, or dropping the price, then please go and tell your mom- or whoever will validate your rage. Your bleating does only the work of those working against your investment.
Individuals on this sub and beyond have Direct registered or acquired elsewhere $billions of deep value in this company - watched it turnaround and grow.
None of this, our work or that of Ryan Cohen and the team at GameStop, has been achieved through passive expectation or entitlement. It's all been done actively, intelligently and bravely in spite of the powerful forces against the stock, not bent over to that force, wailing in fear as they chase us alone down the highway, wondering when the Karma Police will show - holding the matches all the while.
I'm fairly old. I'm a father of 4 and I do a heavy, serious job - I don't share that out of hubris, rather because I have perspective: Joyous and painful. DFV clearly has that too - in respect of real life and the market. I know many others do too.
The fate of this stock and company matters, it matters much, for myriad reasons. But it isn't the most important thing in life - or if it is, life hasn't taught you it isn't yet. Some will retort 'my life savings are in this' - and I say money neither is what matters most, unless you have lost sight of meaning, as this world can make us do. A Lamborghini is an empty place for the empty soul - and one need not look far to see the fallacy of financial wealth without foundation in meaning.
So to all of you long-standing, beautiful crew, enjoy the day and weeks ahead. To newcomers ready to buckle up too, welcome.
These are fine times indeed, so let's do all the things that make this sub and community a special, diverse and powerful force. No fighting, yes - but we can do so much that is positive too, for our individual investments in this stock and our lives too.
Let's also retain perspective: Zoom out on the chart, zoom out into your wider life, where the real deep value exists.
With love, passion and pride.

I have a laptop wich I have a warranty on. Before the insurance expired (I have it 3 years) my laptop suddenly refused to go on (after 2,5 years). I thought hmm. Could be the power. So I bought a new charging cable. Didn’t work.
I sent it to the store for repairs, they changed the motherboard and the next time I got it back, it worked. Paid by insurance. But I started having black screen/bsod issues. I sent it back to the store. I got it back. According to them, there was nothing wrong with the laptop. So I took it back and put my phone as a camera on it as soon as I put it on. I had a few black screens/bsod’s but I ignored them as everything was still updating/windows/driver. After that, after exactly 23 minutes, it kept either giving a black or blue screen everytime I started it up again. I had camera proof now.
So back to the store. 3rd time. The guy told me they had a policy they would refund the buy value if after 3 times it still didnt work, so I had to rest assured. I was not so sure about that. I know how company’s can be.
I got it back and they replaced the SSD. I tested it. I got 2 bsod’s and 1 black screen in one evening again.
So I went back to the store. The first thing the guy was looking for was when the insurance date was over, he told me I didn’t have it anymore(excuse me? I have the paperwork right here? And it’s in the pile of papers I got from when I sent it back and forth). Then he went like, oh well we can take it in, then they will destroy the laptop and you get the money it is worth at that time. He kept saying that its up to the warranty company to repair it. But the shop is making all of these claims at their website when you took a warranty with them. And I took my warranty with them, on their site. And now they try to distantiate themselves with their warranty company. Because they are not connected with them anymore since a year ago. But that should not be my problem.
I was not going to let them taxate my laptop. My insurance is still there. Its worth more than the 175 euros they will probably taxate it for as it has been repaired multiple times with high bills for the insurance. Because as soon as they have the laptop and taxate it themselves, you can’t prove anything. Because then they have the laptop. They even tried dodging paying the 2nd repair of the laptop.
Like why say things you can’t promise? It’s even on their site! I was patient. I waited 3 months total worth of repairs and I’m still in my warranty time. They are really mistreating me in my opinion. My patience is gone now. I will go to take a lawyer in hand because this is outrageous. And I’m angry as hell. I had a really hard time not hitting them in the face while they said that and I’m someone that never fights/gentle person as I don’t like violence. 3 months no laptop and still not repaired or a proper solution.
I have also seen many colleagues there. There was this girl and guy who were like the most genuine and sweetest people ever. The girl was polish and the guy was surinam I think.
The turkish person helping was not a kind person at all. Everytime I go there and one of those turkish people help me, they are really cold and distant, and act like they are better than you. Not racism, just general people knowledge. Probably because I’m gay. He was focused on not giving me a proper solution at all. It had to be in the interest of the shop in any way.
The first time I got my laptop back with damage on the sides (clearly someone dropped the laptop) and there were fat stains on my keys. I cleaned my laptop before giving it to them lol. And they clearly made sure in their policy that small damage during repairs is expected.
I guess this is more a vent than anything. But I’m so furiated. I want to be done with this for once. It almost makes me want to study ICT so I can repair my laptops myself from now on.

Some stats: Married, 3 kids. HHI: 1.3mil. Potential to move up to 2 mil+, but would sacrifice lifestyle House: 5mil (paid off). Super: 1.5mil. ETFs: 650k in trust, 150k in bucket company
500-600k to invest per year. What would be your next moves: ETFs, investment property (commercial/resi), crypto, increase income. Any advice on structuring?

This is regarding the CMF watch pro. I ordered it the very day it was launched (I know it's stupid). As much as I liked the design and build, my joy of buying new watch started to fade the moment I logged in. Google fit integration missing, (ok small hikkup), then contact names didn't show, connection issues etc etc you know the rest of the problems. Hoping they'll fix it in coming updates I waited and finally in Feb 2024 I wrote for return and refund.
Few standard replies later I decided to wait for couple of more days. While few issues are resolved, many are still there.
Fade up with these I wrote them today, enough is enough, I need to return the product. After same standard replies later, I asked them to state clearly, " If I can return the product and get the refund"
(I know it's 6months since the purchase but still)
I was expecting, reply on the lines of "it's not valid now etc etc"
But CMF support point blank stated, "Return or Refund is not applicable in our company policy and I need to visit the service center to get the watch checked, if issue is not resolved, then they will escalate it to higher authority"
Just an FYI before you buy any of CMF product.
Mind you I have NP (1) and Ear Sticks both a very good product. Watch pro it's just an expensive digital watch.
PS: They are also launching Watch Pro 2 soon.