1sweetgreenbean is destashing tonight. She starts her live by threatening all of her customers saying basically if you waste her time, she’ll block you. Her over priced BP items that smell like cigarettes when you open the bag, don’t waste your money, you’ll have to just throw it away. Lots of other really good destashers available❤️

Hi,
I’m wondering how little I can spend on all new contents of a house that are decent but not luxury quality. I was planning to buy a house and spread its cost out over several years, such as five because I saw advanced decorators on YouTube doing that. And then I saw some who said their houses were finished in a year to 18 months.
I know we all have our own budgets and timetables but I wonder if I’ll get myself in over my head. This question is for people who bought all new houses and miniatures, not second hand.
I’m on a limited budget due to disability. It would seem that I’d have a lot of time to make items but I don’t have the nimbleness in my fingers to do much of that. For instance, I’m better off paying the $5-10 buying ready made books than trying to fold them from card-stock.
I can’t buy secondhand due to sensitivity issues. I’ve had bad experiences, some recent, with items smelling of cigarette smoke or perfume even though the sellers claimed otherwise. I’ve not found deodorizers to work, and they often just add more scent to trigger my asthma.
So if you don’t mind, could you tell me how much costs you to furnish your house including wallpaper, lighting, flooring, and furniture and well as tools and construction materials? Would you furnish your house differently depending on the price or quality of the house alone? I’m trying not to bite off more than I can chew.
Thanks so much for your help.
ETA; per suggestion by thethundersaid I’ll rephrase the question to your overall estimate of how much it costs to furnish your house and were you buying more or less expensive items altogether and not divided by yearly expenditures.
I do have more time than money, and I guess it won’t hurt to try to make some items such as beds or sofas. I’m pretty terrible at art and sculpting but you never know. Doesn’t hurt to try it. Does DIY furniture really save money versus regular neither luxury nor rock bottom items, or does it just add to the enjoyment of the hobby?
Is this doable at $750 USD? $1,000? $1,200? Can’t imaging spending more.
Thanks.

I was invited by a friend to play a round of golf at Winged Foot with his bachelor party. I have had a Dunlop set for over 10 years and probably golf once a year, which usually means I'm shooting around 100.
I sold that cheap set last summer but have yet to get new clubs. What are some drivers, irons, and putters that were top-of-the-line years ago but now discounted? I have a Golf Galaxy near me and would go there to buy clubs if that helps.
Price range: I'm not looking for crazy but for a bag and all the clubs I'm willing to spend, I dunno, $800?

Had a family get together yesterday for Mothers Day. One of the attendees was a former VP in the energy field. And holy hell. Now I know he and his wife can be out of touch, but haven't experienced it to the level of ridiculousness yesterday. His daughter works as an independent contractor in the entertainment field. They were chatting about taxes and such. She was trying to explain how it can be difficult to pay estimated taxes so you don't get hit all at once due to how her industry fluctuates. She's fortunate that most of her contracts pay her within 24 hours. But she has quite a few acquaintances who get paid every 90 days etc. It's difficult.
This led us into a discussion of the job market as a whole. Now... boomer retired in 2018. And he was very inconvenienced by covid. But it's over so everything should be back to normal. She was trying to explain the job market. Corporations realized they can get away with a much lower staff and just raise prices. That just because places say they are hiring doesn't mean they actually are. The daughter remained calm, stated her facts, came with receipts. Essentially coming back to- its all for corporate greed. Meanwhile, he's screaming and telling her she's wrong. That people just don't want to work. That's why he can't get his prescriptions timely. Or why restaurants don't have enough staff. Etc. I was truly impressed with her, but I had to walk away because he was just scary. Screaming and pounding his hands on the table.
Like dude. You WERE part of a corporation. Now you are retired. Take your $$ and go putter in the garden. You have no idea what its really like out here

We all get tired of that same guy who plays net 10 under at every tournament, right?
He's the one who's bought every $89 polo from the pro shop using "club dollars" from his winnings. He probably even sells the balls he gets on eBay.
Is he cheating? Maybe not! Instead, you have to think like a true sandbagger when playing all of those those non-tournament rounds.
Here are some sure-fire ways to pad the handicap on every round.

1. Tell your foursome that you never want gimmes that are longer than 1 foot. Instead, tell them that you are "practicing your short game" and want to putt them out. This alone easily adds three strokes to every round.
2. On OB holes, always go for the hard cut shot around the trees. Why not? It's really cool when it works, and you get double bonus points for OB shots if it doesn't.
3. Consistently under club. You'll swing harder, knowing you have to stripe it to the pin. This will also earn you a few extra bonus strokes for the inevitable chunked water balls into the ditch in front of the green, and all of those way-off-target bunker shots.
4. If you're laying five on the fringe, just act pissed off, quit the hole, and then take your max score. Golf is frustrating. You might as well have a drink and go to the next tee box once you've wrecked the train.
5. ALWAYS do a "longest tee shot" side bet if you can. You'll maybe lose the bet, but that's a small price to pay for adding one or two strokes to the hole for a lost ball/unplayable.
6. This one is way too easy: Play from the tips, every round. No senior tees for this guy! Plus, you'll get to tell your own war stories at the bar: "Damn, I thought I could carry 210 over the pond. I used to!".
7. Putt from way off the green, especially out of the thicker shit. Occasionally, it works. Remember that time you putted one in for a birdie last year? But usually it's a guaranteed three putt, maybe even four if you chunk it really good with the putter and you are still laying in the thick shit.
8. Give long putts to your opponents, all the time. This lowers their handicap. In tournaments, it's all about the handicap differential, really. Pad yours and lower theirs at the same time!

Glad to help. Now go out and post some big numbers!

Hi, i wanted to ask about what kind of brands of cigarettes you can buy in Split, and what the prices are?

My wife & I are house hunting. We found one that is priced pretty decently, but has been on the market for awhile due to the smell of cigarettes as soon as you walk in. It's very clear the current owners smoke inside regularly, especially in the master bedroom. Is there a good way to remove that smell entirely or should we just write this house off and move on? Ultimately, we would want 0 trace of that smell left over.

I've spent over a decade slowly taking on more and more responsibility and having all my free time and hobbies evaporate. Letting go of things I like because he doesn't. Not doing something easier (like spaghetti for dinner) because he doesn't like it. But I can survive it day to day. The thing that I don't think I will survive?
This man would be the death of me if I had a severe or longterm illness or disability.
I am pregnant with our 3rd child and have been diagnosed with mild preeclampsia and put on bed rest. It started a couple weeks ago on Sunday evening with a headache. I took my blood pressure and it was 187/106. I tell my husband and he minimizes it. "It's probably just stress". I knew better but I was exhausted and felt like shit. So I went to bed.
Next day my pressure upon waking was 140/90s. I checked it again mid day and it was 160/100. So I called the nurses line and they never called me back.
I called my husband on his way home from work and told him I would need to go to the hospital. "How much is that going to cost us?" Queue the bad attitude. when my husband got home that evening, after he went to his friends house, after I cooked everyone dinner, after I had helped one of the kids shower, put the kids to bed, I told him I had to go. He snapped at me. "Why didn't I just go earlier?" As in take 2 kids to labor and delivery triage so that I would be stuck in a small room trying to entertain and control them, getting my blood pressure checked every 10 minutes trying to bring it down.
I asked if he wanted me to take his car or my truck. If he wanted me to leave the car seats. "Why would you do that?" I left the car seats. Truck wouldn't start. So he had to come out and fix it(the cable to the positive side of one of the batteries was loose). He told me I was dumb for not figuring it out myself in the dark feeling rundown and stressed and then went inside. I drove myself to the hospital 30 mins away.
My BP was 197/100 and stabilized to 165/90s. They gave me medicine and did labs, and NST(baby is good). They admitted me for 24hr urine. I called him at 3am to update him. "You need to call your mother later I don't have any PTO". A lie. He's already committed his PTO to hunting trips so he's technically out in the sense he would have to give up one of them.
I text my mom and sisters who are all concerned. My mom agrees to come to my home to help care for our girls. I get a call later that day from the school because the eldest was having a hard time so I let them know I was in the hospital and that dad had to get her up for the first time. Husband miraculously manages to follow my directions and picks up kiddos medicine at the pharmacy and drop it at the school and add my mom to checkout list.
He brings my girls and mom to the hospital to see me with the short list of things I needed (underwear, hair brush, Tooth brush). He didn't bring me dinner or snacks. He takes the kids out to dinner when he left.
Over the 2 days my BP gets down on bedrest and my protein in urine comes back in 400s. Mild preeclampsia. I'm discharged and drive myself home. Relieve my mom of duty and thank her immensely(eldest behavior report was much better that day). She even cleaned my house some.
Husband gets home, I cook dinner, he asks for sex(I decline). I get kids to bed and go to bed.
Husband doesn't understand bedrest, asks for sex every day(that'll be a no), and is very snappy and rude, hangs with his friend in the evenings, until the Sunday when he is slightly nicer. He denies being mean to me during this time, of course
Monday my doctor puts me on permanent bed rest, follow up with the MFM, and blood pressure medication because my numbers at my appointment were 160/100 and 150/110. I tell my husband. He still doesn't understand bedrest. But he's nicer as he expects nothing to change. It's when things impact him that he starts snapping at me.
And that's what I realize. This is the kind of man who leaves his wife when she has cancer. This is the kind of man who would stress me into a worsening medical condition and death to ensure I'm punished for stressing his life. And that's what his attitude is. He's stressed about the situation so he's making it harder on me as a way to punish me. He minimizes the situation because addressing it, helping and getting care might impact his life or day. He will not make a sacrifice on my behalf. He has to have something in it for him.
Now maybe your thinking he doesn't do well when people are sick or injured. The opposite. He's amazing for his friends or family when they or a loved one is sick or injured. Calling daily to check on them arranging to visit them in the hospital or their home. Seeing if they need anything. Just the other week a friend fractured his neck and he was there for them.
It's just me. It's me who isn't a person or someone to be cared for. I'm a thing that when it's broken he gets frustrated at and blames and takes it out on. The thing that's supposed to make his life easier by bringing in additional income(except he makes 3x as much as i do so i shouldnt forget that), doing all the child care including during my work hours(except he took the kids with him for 2 hrs the other weekend and they all came back grumpy), all the cooking(except he cooked himself breakfast the other weekend and gave the kids some of the bacon) all the chores(except he put away the dishes 3 weeks ago one time), every bath, every bedtime, all the grocery shopping and pharmacy runs(except when he had to go while I was hospitalized), and can I pick up truck parts from Advanced and drop off this drive shaft at one shop and pick up a transfer case at this other shop, and scan in this paperwork. And "no" isnt an acceptable answer. And bedrest isn't really a thing.
I've gotten no support post c section from him the last 2 times. I've been driving myself around basically the day after discharge both times. He went to work while I was still on the mag drip less than 24hrs after birth of my first. His boss and coworkers asked him WTF he was doing. After the 2nd(zero complications planned csection) I was vomiting in recovery and he "needed a cigarette" and was gone for 4 hrs, got himself food brought me nothing. He denies he was gone for that long but by the time he got back I'd already peed in the toilet twice.
But thats not what happened according to him. Just like he denies asking me for sex every day post hospitalization this time around(not 5 mins after he asked for sex, no less.) Denies that I do all the chores because he works on the vehicles. We have 5 running trucks. We do not need 5. But he's trying to sell a couple, for what he thinks is a fair price. He says at least.
He drives me nuts with finances. How can we both not have enough money for pizza 1 night a week but he can buy 2 parts trucks this month. I started making the pizzas myself for the kids. The cost is actuallythe same as takeout. I do personal pan pizzas. He says I should only make mine a half as I don't eat as much and only mine was left over the other week. The week I made pizza hours before being hospitalized and had no appetite post discharge. Apparently it was a waste.

To continue this liberating experience of publicly sharing what my mother would rather I keep secret, here are a few other stories.
I am still no contact with my mother, and I am now thinking of just making new social media accounts just to diminish my stress. Here are a few examples that concern Mother's Day.
As a young child, I was expected to remind my dad that Mother's Day was coming and ask for money to buy my mother something. Yes, my dad was a subpar husband. He wasn't a better son because my mom had to remind him on the day to call his mom. My dad would usually bring us to a dollar store and have us buy one thing. My mom would insist that it was enough to everyone. That gifts aren't important. "It's the thought that count." Weeks or months later, she would tell me things like: "You could have insisted your dad take you to (name a field or park) and pick me some flowers."
Ok. Next year was the dollar store gift, 1 for 3 kids. And I would ask to go pick flowers. My dad wouldn't drive it. So I would walk to an empty house lot and pick what was there. I gave that to her. That also wasn't good enough. "You could have made me breakfast."
Ok. Expectations are now a gift, flowers, and breakfast in bed. Gotcha! Next year? She didn't like what her pre-teen daughter made her to eat with her brothers, 1.5 years younger.
The year after? All of the above, plus a cake with dinner would have been nice!
The year after? Complete meltdown. No gift, no breakfast in bed, no flowers, no cake. My parents had divorced, and my dad had custody on that day. Her new girlfriend gave her the whole "you are not my mom" speech. I was still hearing about that after every Mother's Day since. It's been over 20 years.
The year after? Everything but the gift. My dad wanted nothing to do with. Asshole but understanding as the divorce was mean-spirited at best. Her girlfriend? Wouldn't bother. She needed every penny from her unemployment check to smoke cigarettes and weed. Well I should have used the money I got from my birthday or Christmas. I never received any money for those.
The year after? I was working. I got her a gift from my paycheck. "Nobody ever gets me jewelry." That was the comment after she opened the gift she discarded.
On snd on it went.
2 years ago, I was pregnant, third trimester, and hospitalized on the day. I had a massive drop in blood sugars. I was confused, hooked up to multiple IVs, an OR was kept ready in case I needed an emergency c-section, I was vomiting every other hours, and pumped full of meditation to try to get me from puking up my stomach. I did not do anything for her for Mother's Day. I did not even call her. My brother sent me a text a week later saying 'how unfair it is from you to send me scrambling at the last minute to pick up your slack.' How I had hurt my mom and could have made an effort. My husband had told her he was taking me to the hospital with very low blood sugars. She didn't talk to me until the birth of my son, where she insisted she needed to be there. I was feeling extremely guilty and allowed it.
Last year, my husband planned to take me to a small breakfast restaurant. It's really not the best most fancy place, but it's very kid friendly, and they have good, reasonably priced, gluten-free options. So perfect for breakfast with a less than 1 year old. My brother called me a few days before to ask what my nuclear family was doing on the day. I tell him the plan. A few hours later, he calls back. "It works for me and mom. What time?" Guess I should have seen that one coming.
My mom drove both of them to the restaurant, and she brought me flowers. I didn't get her anything, just told her I would pay for her and my brother. I knew neither of them would accept paying, and I didn't want to fight on my first mother's day.
Weeks later she told me that the flowers were all I deserved because she was the reason I was even here (alive) to celebrate in the first place and that I could have celebrated better and that we could have gone to that restaurant another day. Reservations somewhere better would have pleased her more.
She had also expected to be celebrated all day. We just did breakfast with her.
This year, I did nothing for her. Not a gift, not a call, not a text, not a thought.
This year was all about my little family. Eating at home, a few wonderful and thoughtful gifts from my partner, gardening all afternoon, calls to my MIL and my husband's grandmother in the evening, video games, and a drink until bed.
Maybe I'll get calls later. I decided that if they cone this time, I would just hang up.
Happy belated Mother's Day to all mothers reading this.
Sorry if this is hard to read, I am on mobile, and English is not my native language.

Just got my first 1 star review on an item bought at full price and the buyer says the item smells like cigarettes. I don’t smoke cigarettes and the bag was never exposed to smoke and definitely did not smell. Do you respond to these types of people and tell them (politely and professionally) that there’s no way an item smelled like smoke or do you just block and move on? I have a feeling they have buyers remorse because it was a pricier item and didn’t know how to open a case.

Just like the title says I’m looking for a new putter. I golf only a few times a month and generally look to buy used equipment. Trying to keep my purchase around $100 and looking for a blade style. I’ve been reading that the Cleveland Huntington Beach model is a good pick for my price point. Anyone have any other thoughts?

Dream 1: I was sitting down with my two partners in an empty store, like future shop. I overheard my male partner tell my female partner that maybe she’s high because she took a shot of urine out of his belly button while he had weed in his system. I asked why she would do that and then remembered she wanted to explore with urine play. My male partner told me that he is trying a bunch of new things with her so he can get her where he wants her. He then mentioned that we were two different types of people and I called bullshit but then remembered what our experience was like. I was telling my female partner how it used to be with myself and my male partner and my male partner got upset about misinformation. I told him I was only talking about orgasms. My male partner and I started walking down one of the aisles and I was picking up cigarette butts. Suddenly I thought to myself, I don’t belong her, and I flew up and grabbed onto a light fixture. I thought to myself “don’t get drug back down there” and I went down to my male partner where he tried to dance with me and I with him and he fell or I fell, something happened where we couldn’t dance together
Dream 2: I was in a fitting room with my mom trying on clothes; she told me to pick whatever I liked and she would buy it for me if it was reasonably priced. I tried on a bunch of outfits and picked the ones I really liked and handed them to her to check the prices. As I was doing that I noticed one of the skirts had a hole in it, like a giant burn hole, and I almost didn’t get it but realized even though it had a hole it still looked good on me. My mom told me that the outfits came to less than $150 and she would gladly buy them for me. I started to clean up the fitting room of the other clothing and some drawings, paperwork, and documents that belonged to me

Gus the donkey.
Adventurers often obtain donkeys to carry extra gear or loot. Strong and sturdy, these beasts of burden are also remarkably efficient, able to forage almost anywhere, and needing only straw or hay and a little grass now and then when on the farm or in town. These un-sung heroes need a little love. Here's a d100 list of Donkey Details (I suppose you could use most of these for mules, too):

1. Laughing Donkey. This donkey's hee-haw sounds remarkably similar to human laughter. Makes this particular sound only when PC's do something stupid or risky.
2. Scared of open fire -- torches, campfire, etc; runs away. Can tolerate lanterns (but kinda iffy).
3. Practical Joker Donkey. Takes one step to the side when anyone tries to load anything onto it and the loader is not looking.
4. Union Donkey. If ever loaded over 3/4 normal carrying capacity, goes on strike, will only walk in circles until it gets a long rest.
5. Back-Peddling Donkey. When spooked, always tries to back up 60 feet, no matter what's back there.
6. Depressed. Need to talk to it and pet it for 10 minutes after each long rest (and on cloudy days) to get it moving.
7. Battle Donkey. This one loves battle and always charges straight toward any battle noises it hears. No holding it back. Ooh-rah!
8. Passenger Donkey. Happy to carry riders (bareback, without a saddle), but doesn't want anything tied / cinched around it (will try to scrape items off against a tree, wall, the ground, etc.).
9. Allergies. Donkey has allergies in spring and fall. Sneezing fit 2-in-6 chance each hour. Drops stuff.
10. Lie-Detector Donkey. This donkey can sense when a humanoid is lying. Likely via some sort of pheromone cue (?). Farts if a lie is told within 10 feet of it.
11. Marathon Donkey. This donkey has incredible endurance and can travel twice as far between long rests.
12. Will carry sacks, corpses, or other floppy things, but not wooden boxes or other things with sharp edges.
13. Scared of crowds. Simply WILL NOT enter a village / town / city.
14. Has tapeworms, must feed twice the normal rations until diagnosed and healed. Poop can give tapeworms to any humanoid. Heads up.
15. Streetwise Donkey. Grew up in a city, pulling a delivery cart. Knows all the streets of the city, how to get anywhere. You tell it where you want to go, it will slowly, at a plodding pace, lead you there. It can't talk or understand any commands other than place names in that one city.
16. Vagabond Donkey. This donkey will occasionally wander away from the group and stay gone a few days, but then it always returns. Where does it go? Why? No one knows.
17. Mother-bucker. Will attempt to buck any female humanoid who attempts to ride.
18. Nauseated, 2-in-6 chance of throwing up in a big way every 10 minutes for a day
19. Scared of its own shadow. On sunny days, freaks out every now and then.
20. Large Donkey. This donkey is a freak of nature and is twice the normal size. It can carry four times the normal load and requires four times the normal feed/rations. It won't fit in most stable stalls, through most doorways, etc. Commoner strangers are usually freaked out by it; they are often intimidated by it (2-in-6 chance), or try to kill it (1-in-6 chance) because they think it is a bad omen, enchanted, cursed, undead, etc.
21. Stealthy Donkey. This donkey walks in a way that is completely silent, even on cobblestones, and shifts its weight as needed to eliminate the sounds of any clanking gear it carries. Instinctively hides itself behind/inside/undearound any available cover, at all. You turn around, there it suddenly is, looking at you in the eye. Can freak a dude out.
22. Loves butterflies. Chases every one it sees.
23. Counting Donkey. Point at a group of objects and say "Count." Donkey will tap its front right hoof a number of times equal to the number of objects in the group. Counts about one item per second. Can't spell worth a damn, though.
24. Aqua-donkey. This donkey loves playing in streams/rivers/ponds/rivers. Runs to them. Likes to splash everyone else. Thinks it's funny.
25. Catches a parasite disease and will die in 3 days unless healed
26. Chip-On-Shoulder Donkey. If there are other donkeys / horses around, hates them, always picking a fight.
27. Blessed Donkey. This donkey enters the scene carrying a religious messiah, or so they say.
28. Talking Donkey. Amazing! But, a bit finicky, only talks 1-in-4 times you ask it to, and at other random times as DM deems appropriate. Also, only knows a few words/phrases: yep, nope, hungry, tired, idiot, run away.
29. Hates the heat. Half movement and half carrying capacity on hot days > 80F. Needs double water rations.
30. Ate some weird mushrooms along the way. Temporarily blind for 1d4 days
31. Hates elves, they're too self-absorbed and snooty, always making you walk through trackless forests, getting you stuck in the underbrush.
32. Prudent Donkey. Has 1-in-6 chance of perceiving a trap within 30 feet. Will look at the trigger mechanism, hee-haw loudly, and not take a step toward it. No matter what.
33. Mystical Donkey. Has some kind of weird ancestral donkey mind-meld with a caster in the group, constantly complaining (mentally) that "this s**t is too heavy, dude," "can't you give a donkey a break?," "how about carrying some of this s**t yourself, tough guy," etc. You can't concentrate.
34. Lucky Donkey. When within 10 feet of this donkey, you can re-roll one roll per day.
35. Somehow, loves smelly green ogres who sing. Tries to run off with any such ogres encountered.
36. Hates humans, they make you work too hard, usually in larger towns or cities where the cobblestones hurt your feet.
37. Needs a bath, smells very bad. Indescribable, really. No surprising any foe while this donkey is around until it gets a bath.
38. Shy Donkey. Always tries to move behind you when you encounter anyone new.
39. Keen smell. Can smell most enemies within 100 feet and will hee-haw loudly to warn you. False alarm 1-in-4.
40. Sprint Donkey. This donkey can run at twice the normal movement rate, but only for one minute between long rests.
41. Drunk Donkey. Will only work when slightly inebriated. Must feed it a wee flask of ale, wine or whisky to get any work out of it.
42. Has one very short leg. Walks unevenly. Kinda funny, but only 1/2 normal movement rate.
43. Beautiful Donkey. This donkey is a very fine specimen of a donkey. Highly desired by donkey ranchers to breed other donkeys. Sells for double the normal price. Bit of a prima donna. Must be fed one apple or pear per day, or refuses to work. Resents you.
44. Hates the cold. Half movement and half carrying capacity on hot days < 50F. Needs double saddle blankets.
45. Sneaky. When you're not looking, has 1-in-2 chance each day of pick-pocketing something off the back of a random PC. Might drop it, might eat it, might fling it to the side of the road, might just hold it in it's mouth. Hard to say with donkeys.
46. Scared of snakes. Snake within 30' causes total donkey freak out.
47. Always tries to eat/gnaw whatever it is carrying (especially food) whenever you're not looking, ruins stuff.
48. Freaked out by undead. If it sees undead, or smells them (can smell 60' away), RUNS in the opposite direction.
49. Narcoleptic Donkey. Falls asleep, often.
50. Critic Donkey. When others aren't looking, looks at you and rolls its eyes. You swear.
51. Foraging Donkey. Grew up in the wild. If there is any vegetation around, at all, it can find it, find enough edible material for a meal, and feed itself, no rations required.
52. Shoe-Throwing Donkey. One-in-four chance of losing a horse shoe each day, won't walk until found or replaced.
53. Small Donkey. Can only carry half normal carrying capacity. But has a scrappy attitude and is NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING (immune to fear and intimidation).
54. Repressed anger. Tries to bite (for real) anyone within 5' who is not its owner (considers only one person its owner).
55. Back-Row Donkey. If there are multiple four-legged animals in the group, this one must be the last, in the back, or it won't go/work at all.
56. Vertigo Donkey. Always dizzy, walks in circles unless carefully guided constantly by hand.
57. Hates carts, wagons, etc. Will not pull a cart or other wheeled vehicle.
58. Wallowing Donkey. Enjoys a good roll in a mudhole/puddle. Every mudhole/puddle.
59. Deaf. You bought/raised a deaf donkey. Should have checked. Anyway, can't hear any commands. Won't respond to visual commands. Must touch the donkey to give it a command.
60. Musical Donkey. Gets indigestion often, becomes VERY flatulent.
61. Flying Donkey. This donkey has been magically enchanted to fly, only once in its life, for one minute. The wranglemaster must speak the command word: "Esel-burro"
62. Addle-Headed Donkey. Once per day, has a 1-in-4 chance of running in a random direction for 1 minute.
63. Hates the rain. Won't work in the rain. *OR* Hates the wind. Won't work in the wind.
64. Say-My-Name Donkey. You must call it by name to get it to do anything. It answers with a loud bray each time.
65. Hates dwarves, always making you work underground in the mines, and their beards are (somehow) scary.
66. Often gets a leg cramp, limping for 10 minutes, 1/4 movement rate.
67. Smoking habit. Will work only if you let it smoke lit cigarette or pipe while on duty.
68. Smart and independent. Anticipates and does exactly what you want 5-in-6 of the time, but disagrees and argues 1-in-6 of the time.
69. Lover Donkey. Wants to make baby donkeys, runs after opposite gender donkey (or horse) every time it gets the chance.
70. Has a drinking problem. Will always rush toward any water source to take a drink.
71. Is a hot head, always immediately charges and attacks any foe encountered. No holding him back.
72. Pregnant Donkey. This donkey is about to have a baby. 2-in-6 chance each day until baby is born.
73. Loves flowers. To eat. Will only do any work if given one bouquet to eat per day.
74. Pious. Has 1-in-6 chance each hour of stopping for 10 minutes, kneeling on front two legs, and praying to the donkey god "No Cargo Bob"
75. Death Wish Donkey. Is reckless, doesn't look where it's going, always running into things, chance of falling off cliffs, etc.
76. Dead pan smile. At the most dangerous / awkward moments, turns to a party member and gives the most ridiculous, hilarious donkey smile you have every seen. PC must make DC 10 Const saving throw or bust out laughing for 30 seconds.
77. Nervous Tick Donkey. This donkey kicks its left leg backwards randomly, every now and then. If anything/anyone is standing behind this donkey, there is a 1-in-6 chance that it kicks.
78. Cargo Donkey. Happy to carry items/supplies tied or cinched around it, but won't carry humanoid riders (bucks them off).
79. Homesick, always tries to run away and go back home (or to the place where you bought / found / raised him) every chance he gets
80. Perceptive Donkey. Has 1-in-6 chance of perceiving a secret door within 30 feet. Will walk up to it and put its nose on it.
81. Scared of water, won't cross a creek/rivepond/lake, etc. Definitely not getting on a boat.
82. Front-Row Donkey. If there are multiple four-legged animals in the group, this one must be the leader, in front, or it won't go/work at all.
83. Pacifist Donkey. Refuses to carry any weapons or ammo.
84. Glowing Donkey. This donkey glows faintly in the dark. Very dim light. No one knows why.
85. War Veteran Donkey. Missing one leg at the knee (maybe has peg leg). Opposite ear slashed off. Wears an eyepatch. Lots of scars. Can only carry half normal weight, but its kick does +2 damage.
86. Vagabond Donkey. This donkey will occasionally wander away from the group and stay gone a few days, but then it always returns. Where does it go? Why? No one knows.
87. Alert Donkey. This donkey has a 1-in-6 chance, on its own, independent of PC checks, of noticing an impending ambush. It will hee-haw loudly if an ambush is about to occur.
88. Ate some bad food / weeds, now has diarrhea, big diarrhea, 1-in-4 chance every hour for a day.
89. Expressive Donkey. Often has ideas and wants to share, "hee-haws" very loudly for 30 seconds. Sometimes indicates something important, sometimes not.
90. Large Donkey. This donkey is a freak of nature and is twice the normal size. It can carry four times the normal load and requires four times the normal feed/rations. It won't fit in most stable stalls, through most doorways, etc. Commoner strangers are usually freaked out by it; they are often intimidated by it (2-in-6 chance), or try to kill it (1-in-6 chance) because they think it is a bad omen, enchanted, cursed, undead, etc.
91. Hates halflings, their barn doors are too low and their generally cheery attitude is annoying.
92. Super-donkey. Can carry three times normal carrying capacity, but for only one-third the normal time between long rests.
93. Easily distracted by various things along the road ("Squirrel!"), constantly stopping to sniff / check out something.
94. Really thirsty today, requires twice the normal water ration for one day. Pees a lot. (I mean a lot.)
95. Wrong-way Donkey. Will only walk backwards. Half movement rate.
96. Ugly Donkey. This donkey is bow-legged, has a saggy back, missing teeth, ugly hair, warts, boils, is missing large patches of hair due to mange, somehow is always dirty, has flies, ticks, lice, etc. Nose usually runny. Eyes too. BUT, this donkey can Misty Step.
97. Shell-shocked Donkey. Scared of battle noises. Runs away from battle noises. Like, a quarter-mile away.
98. Hates strangers. When within 15 feet of an unknown/new humanoid, hee-haws loudly for 5 minutes. So embarrassing.
99. Picky eater, only eats store-bought straw/hay/whatever. Won't forage along the road/trail.
100. Loyal Donkey. Will not leave its humanoid wranglemaster unprotected. Will defend wranglemaster to the end. Will take an arrow or battle ax blow to defend wranglemaster. There to the end, no matter what.

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For me it’s been a while now because I wake up late around 8 so I miss the opportunity to witness a sunrise because of my work but 2 years ago I was at my girlfriends place and we had a small argument which then escalated further into a big fight so I left.
It was around 5 when I left her place I rode my bike I noticed the horizon getting bright so I then arrived at best price and that was the first time I sat down on the footpath and lit up my cigarette. That’s my best memory of a sunrise I just sat there smoking a cigarette in my solitude with a quiet atmosphere unlike other big cities.

Timestamp: https://imgur.com/a/6J7Qn6V
Help me level up! Price drop!
Brian Brown Yeager-M v2 with golf putter milling. M390 steel. At least the second owner, purchased here on the swap. Great shape, small mark on the clip. Nice action and sound, super fidgety. Putter milling done by The Daily Carry. Comes in pouch with COA.
SV $375 $350 SOLD
https://imgur.com/a/5GxQkEF
Peña Lanny Damasteel Copper Fat Carbon. Won this used in a raffle a while back. Beautiful knife, great action. Only marks I can see are a couple snails on the copper backspacer. Carried a few times, never cut or disassembled. Added the Lynch deep carry clip. Comes in box. https://cranescutlery.com/product/enrique-pena-lanny-cranes-exclusives-damasteel-gold-dark-matter-fat-carbon/
SV $325 $300
https://imgur.com/a/MxImIlB
Tactile Maverick Titanium Magnacut. 2nd owner. Great condition, only carried a few times. Perfect action. Centering is slightly off. Comes in box with COA.
SV $275 $250
https://imgur.com/a/ICs5XIN
Microtech Stitch RAM-LOK OD smooth G-10. M390MK serrated. Mean. Original owner. Like new, never carried or disassembled. Bought this and an MSI, decided to keep the MSI. Comes in box.
SV $250 $225
https://imgur.com/a/ZHz0fpu
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Hello Swappers! Let me help you get rid of those pesky paychecks! For your consideration some excellent knives that will be sure to love you and give plenty of affection. All Knives have boxes and OG Packaging (except Rhino which came to me naked). Have some baby expenses on the way so prefer to sell but I’m a sucker for a good trade (Add $50 for TV, will prob try to sell a few first before entertaining trades but shoot yo shot!)
WinterBlade Co. Mirage $300 Withdrawn - This knife is close to new and was never cut only carried a bit because I love the size and shape (like a Oz from the Future). Second owner, just some wear around the pocket clip. A bit of lock stick every now and again when flipped out hard, but breaking in nicely and according to Brian from WC some dry lube will clear that up and is normal. CRK Large Sebenza 31 Tanto Magnacut - $425 - DOB 1/25/2023. Second Owner. Not cut or carried according to previous owner, sat in box since I got it. Feels brand new however one tiny blem on the show side near the Tanto edge. Tried my best to show in last pic.
Trade pending Curtiss F3 in Magnacut - $400 - At least second owner. Previous owner sharpened the blade. Action very good on this one and shows signs of use and wear.
Knife Joy BBK Yeager - $300 - Very good condition. Second owner. Previous owner said they did not use but there are some super light surface scratches you can see in the right light (tried to capture best I could). Edge looks factory and very sharp. I believe this is on skiffs too from previous owner and should include OG bearings.
Microtech Stitch Ram-LOK G10 - $245 - Second owner. Not cut or carried but previous owner did dye the G10 black previously OD green. Gives it a cool grainy black look and not just solid black. Just can't justify keeping this and my MSI and I already have scales ordered for my MSI.
Some trade interest (+/- cash if needed): Mini Arius, OZ Rosie (PutteDLC Radial Frag perferred), Morrish Mini Mariner, River Otter, DUK(ling), Chaves 228, Null Voodoo, Herman Dragonfly/Sting (maybe others), Zt 0600, Zt 0392, Spyderco Nirvana, Serge Rook, TW Price Reyne, Microtech Tachyon 2, Les George mk3, Grismo Rask, Holt specter, Grayman Satu/Tiga, Jack Gunslinger, cool Imamba, Shamwari and IDK cool high-end folders or newer golf Iron sets/fancy putters.
Yolo > Chat, but feel free to ask questions before calling knife. Feel free to shoot a reasonable offer if there is something you like and it hasn't sold in a while. Shipping to the US, possibly CA (PM me). PP F&F, Venmo and Zelle, NO NOTES!!! Please pay within 30 mins or you may loose your claim.
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Hope everyone is good. Been a bit since a little update post so here we go. What a masters release. Still pretty bitter the website shit out on me and I was left bagless. Also jealous of you bastards who keep hitting on tour putters. Happy for you at the same time though. Cinco release, while not my cup of tea was rock solid. Best in years.
Gotta say, the BST has been doing better than I thought. I appreciate most of you following the rules. We’ve also seen most of you following legit check rules. As it’s mostly one person doing them, for the love of god please check the archives first. There are some really obvious legit putters in there that would take five minutes to check the archives yourself. I’ve said it a million times, the scam is almost always never a fake putter; rather it’s a fake seller.
Regarding BST, the one issue we have is people continue to, “fish,” without following BST rules. They’ll call it a value check, or just post the putter and we’ll see in the comments they’re trying to sell it. Please don’t do this. If you want to sell it, ask for it and ask a price. Good rule of thumb is eBay sold minus 15-25%. The list price on eBay will not help you. Half those listings are borderline a scam if you were to buy at that pricing. The other BST issue that comes up a bit is spamming the page. If you’re posting BST stuff more than once a week, please don’t. We’ve mentioned before this is not a business. This is becoming a pretty solid place to buy or sell but we don’t want that to be the primary function of the page.
As always, please reach out with questions or concerns. Please be cordial while doing so and you’ll get cordial responses back. If you’re not, please don’t expect us to respond. The last pay cheque any of us received for this job was back in nevruary.
We appreciate the great content we’ve been seeing. All of us just love this place and the brand. Thanks for spreading the word and hope everyone is able to get out there on the course and roll some tweeters with a Scotty putter.