Oh mama oh papa cerita

After seeing so many other people having fun with their McDonald's plushies, it looks like it'll be our turn here in the US soon!!
https://www.animationxpress.com/latest-news/yu-gi-oh-and-sanrio-team-up-with-mcdonalds-for-global-happy-meal-promotion/

Are you for fucking real??
Oh they're definitely after her, she's SHOOK SHOOK lmao

Haven't visited this place in 4 years. Around 2018, there was some prime jerking in this sub. Man oh man do I miss those days. However this place devolved into hiphop twitter memepage in 2020. The spirit wasn't there anymore, so I decided to retire. I remembered this shithole existed today so I checked it out. And I nearly shed a tear, some real jerking going on just like how I remembered.
Heh, the young jerkers are alright.

My roommates (XB & AR) and I signed a lease, effective from July last year to June this year. After we moved to the new property. AR drunkenly told me that they had the landlord draw up a new lease without me included because of an error with the first lease. An error that I can't find and she's unable to tell me anything about. I wasn't told any of this. I didn't get to sign the new leate, I guess the question is, is my lease valid even though they drew up a new one? She gets drunk and mad and tells me to move out "tomorrow" pretty regularly and I just need to know if I have any right to be there. I’m completely moved in and can’t move out at the drop of a hat. Oh and it might be worth mentioning that the landlord is XB’s Mom and stepdad. It’s a complicated situation that I’m trying to keep short. Any input is greatly appreciated. I don’t want to be homeless.

So I am quite a homebody. I have never travelled over seas before, but I just graduated college (woohoo!) and have this amazing opportunity to vacation in Europe for 3 whole weeks! We just got here and as excited as I am to be here, I have been in this constant state of mind of “oh my gosh I’m going to be away from home for the next 3 weeks in a foreign country” or “I think this is too long for a vacation” and just over all homesick to the point where I’m nervous I’m not going to enjoy it. Me and my parents are extremely close and so being so far away is just kinda hard. Once I am done with this vacation I move back home indefinitely and get my footing post-college. How do I overcome these feelings of homesickness and just enjoy this trip!
Psa: I know I am kinda a baby about these things and I have always been like this. Be kind ☹️☹️

I dont mean “how do you nicely say- “, no. I wanna hear the stories of you being blunt with no filter. (Maybe towards the people you don’t actually like).
“Oh, im sorry i couldn’t understand you with your mouth full of food”
“Oh, im sorry I was distracted by your food smacking”.

So first and foremost I’m not replacing any of my current partners just really want to try out this story that’s been rolling around in my head. A few things about me is I’m 30s male and looking for a female partner 25 and up preferably for this role play. As far as my role play preferences I can do 3 sentences to 5 paragraphs it’s whatever that works best for my partner. also 1st and 3rd person works and I prefer Discord because I like casual chatting and sharing stuff. Oh and also I’m not hard stuck on any idea so please bring your opinion and ideas too!
Ok so here we go:
Here is the text with some grammar corrections:
You are the princess of the most prolific kingdom on the continent. Word of your beauty and grace has spread all over the countryside. There is not a single girl who isn’t jealous of the life you live. Except this life isn’t the life you chose. Every decision has been made for you. What to eat, wear, say, and do has been carved into you since the day you were born, to the point where you have to sneak out of the castle just to feel a little bit like a human being.
But now you’ve reached the age to be married, and your father has found you a husband. A prince from a neighboring country is coming for you. He’s handsome, polite, and seems to be nice enough. So, after a quick matrimony, you're off to his kingdom to spend your days as the eventual queen.
Except this isn’t the kingdom you were heading to; this is a mercenary fort, and your husband isn’t some noble prince. He is a brutish mercenary who despises royal brats like you with all his heart. Turns out your original fiancé was robbed and stripped by these beasts, and they sent their man in your place to bring you. The question is, what do they want, but more importantly, what do you want? Go back to your life as a caged bird? Track down your real husband? Or find your own freedom in this world? Who knows. All you know is your new husband is handsome but also a jerk, but maybe he’s not so bad after all.
So there we have it. If you’re interested feel free to dm me and if there is anything you want to change hit me up and we can definitely discuss. Don’t mind making it modern or even a role reversal just let me know!

Anyone in the GTA have had their LC Coolant changed? Can you recommend a dealer that has done it?
I went to my local dealer for the ICCU recall update and asked about changing the Coolant. The service advisor has no clue what has to be done and says he'll call me after he looks into it.
15 minutes later he called back and says their technician recommend both coolants need to be changed and it'll cost $1100 (Cdn) to do.
Told him nope. Only the blue one that needs to be changed and I'll ask around and hung up. He called back less than a minute later and says oh yeah the technician has never done one before and misinterpret the requirement. WTH. And the blue coolant change will cost $600.
Don't trust these guys one bit especially if they have never done one before.
Thus the ask. Any one in the GTA has their coolant changed?. Where and how much. TIA.

So, a couple friends wanted to start a 5E game with mostly beginners at DnD, DM included (all of them very experienced at other games, though). As a forever GM, this was a godsend, so I pushed to get in and we start setting up, nothing fancy, fighter, rogue, cleric (me) and wizard.
I tell the DM I can set my character on my own, and I'll just ask him to double check when I'm done and let him focus on the others, meaning I don't follow what they are doing.
We get started and something feels off about the wizard. Like he's throwing a lot of spells around. A lot a lot. DM doesn't seem to flinch, and nobody else seems unfazed. Hell, everyone's having quite a bit of fun, so I decide against asking questions. Things gets weirder when he starts casting Guiding Bolt. Raised eyebrow, but again, not worth making a scene.
A fair few sessions later, the wizard asks me to check over his sheet because he feels like his skill ratings are weird. Nothing too big, a couple mistakes here and there. Then we start talking spells and the story begins to unfold as we compare our classes.
So, what they understood from the book is that the Wizard gets a number of spells [slots] at each level, and there is no limit to the number of spells casts per day. I realize how hilariously busted that is, but tell him that "if everyone's fine with your kinda-sorta-homebrew, you have your fun" and suggest he picks Fireball as soon as he reaches lvl 5 (which he did, to the DM's deep dismay).
A few weeks later, we start talking Counterspell and it becoming very important later (also even more hilariously busted with no cast limit), and I start talking about upcasting, since it's so important there. He does mention that Guiding Bolt has upcasting rules, and he didn't understand how it worked.
So we bring up the upcasting problem to the DM, whose answer had me struggling to not explode in laughter. "Oh. Okay then, you can always use the max level you can use."
That man has no idea what he just started, and I'm going to be giggling on the sidelines watching the fireworks. The best part is that the Fighter and Rogue don't mind being overshadowed in combat, so everyone's actually having a hella lot of fun! And if something doesn't melt instantly, I'll be right there using very normal Cleric rules to create the opening for Mr Wizard to throw another overpowered spell in :)

What a waste of $55 when I can’t even play like 5 minutes of either before they freeze or crash on my PS3. Oh well.. Fallout 4 was great. haha.

I'm a 35M dating a 35F. We've been together over a year now and there were several red flags at the beginning but being naive, I chose to keep going thinking she would change if I just talk to her about issues that I have with her, but now things have gone down hill and there's nothing but resentment and anger. My girlfriend has severe attitude and behavior issues such as becoming abrupt or short with me. Everything I do is wrong or I do it the wrong way. she can be very critical towards me (why did you do this? Why did you do that? Why didn't you do this? Where does this go when you're done with it? you always make a mess, don't wear that- wear this, etc.) I have to justify everything that I do as I get questioned for every move I make. She's incredibly hypocritical, deflects blame/ accountability We argue every week but it's because of how she talks to me and the disrespect that I feel and will often give a cheap shot here and there after a fight or just for the sake of doing it. It's become so emotionally draining that I've fallen back into a state of depression and high anxiety because of how badly I need to walk on eggshells around her. Anything can trigger her: a look, tone of voice, even her own thoughts can trigger her. One minute she's laughing and being silly, the next minute she could be giving me shit and stonewall me for hours for any reason (throwing away a dish sponge that's been heavily used for awhile and deteriorating.
Everytime I try to talk to her about something, she takes it as a personal attack. For example: if I say "I don't appreciate you talking to me like that." She'll say "Oh! You must be mister perfect and you don't have any flaws. I'm such a terrible person!" And then she'll gaslight me by saying I'm too sensitive or being over dramatic and if she gets loud I'll say " you don't need to yell at me. We can just talk about this" and then she'll do the immature thing and start whispering to men and ask if that's better.
My girlfriend often feels like my parent vs my partner with how she treats me. She has to take the lead with everything, only she can do things right, she needs to be in control constantly, she tries telling me what to do. I do all the housework while she naps or sits on the couch and I will be reprimanded if I didn't do something (you got home early, why didn't you get this done?). I've done what I can do to stand up for myself by trying to fight back and not take her crap and I've talked to her about this stuff many times with no change from her at all and I'm waving the white flag
I could go on for days about the things she's said and done but i want to keep it brief. In conclusion: I've felt this way for months and I have a hard time breaking the chains off these shackles. I need to put an end to this for my own mental health and well-being. Can anyone offer any advice on how to break things off with her and move forward? I'm having a hard time as I need to keep things civil so I can gather my belongings from her home. I feel helpless and I feel weak for not being able to ending it but I just don't know as there are so many emotions and feelings involved.
I appreciate all of you for taking the time to read this and any help you can offer.
TLDR

Lease law in PA, Harrison township
My roommates (XB & AR) and I signed a lease, effective from July last year to June this year. After we moved to the new property. AR drunkenly told me that they had the landlord draw up a new lease without me included because of an error with the first lease. An error that I can't find and she's unable to tell me anything about. I wasn't told any of this. I didn't get to sign the new leate, I guess the question is, is my lease valid even though they drew up a new one? She gets drunk and mad and tells me to move out "tomorrow" pretty regularly and I just need to know if I have any right to be there. I’m completely moved in and can’t move out at the drop of a hat. Oh and it might be worth mentioning that the landlord is XB’s Mom and stepdad. It’s a complicated situation that I’m trying to keep short. Any input is greatly appreciated. I don’t want to be homeless.

Pretty short story. I was at lunch with a friend and she said she couldn’t finish her drink so I offered to finish it for her and stopped a waiter to ask if there was any pineapple in the drink. He very confidently said no and I want to go take a sip. He went behind the bar and said oh actually there is pineapple in that but the damage was done. The drink had hit my tongue. I spit it out and try to rinse my mouth. I also took some Benadryl and proceeded straight to the emergency room where I was treated with several different medications to stop my reaction. I was lucky this time but my allergy is severe enough that I have previously been in the ICU for it. So I ALWAYS ask about pineapple whenever I go out to eat. Do I have a case here? Emergency bills are expensive and this could literally have killed me.

I might sound ungrateful and horrible here, but I'm 4 weeks into a new band 6 role (was a 5 for over 15 years) and I'm feeling a bit deflated to be honest.
My monthly salary is now £200 a month lower, due to being Monday to Friday now. I accepted that because not working weekends is a dream come true.
But the meetings... oh so many meetings...department meetings, meetings with my manager, staff meetings, etc etc.. in one day I had 3 meetings back to back.
And the lack of patient contact. I miss it so much. 😞
The management style I want to adopt is being undermined by the managers above me. I have a team under me who are motivated and skilled, but sick of being micromanaged. I want to change that but the managers above me seem to want to "rein them in" more. There's talk of people leaving and going off sick because they hate being constantly questioned and having their caseloads and waiting lists audited on an almost daily basis.
The final straw today was having my mileage taken away. My nearest office (where I worked before) is 2 miles away from my house, but our official "base" which I've never been to, is 8 miles away. I have to travel 16 miles before I can claim a single penny in mileage, despite the fact that I'm expected to be available to travel anywhere in a large city at a moment's notice. As a band 5 I was getting nearly all my mileage paid. This in itself is making me £80 a month worse off despite doing similar mileage.
Is career progression worth it? Feeling a bit regretful right now.

Hey,
I have a long weekend at the moment and making the most of the time off. I probably won’t be doing much today so it would be nice to have some conversations.
Anyway, a little about me. I’m 6ft, brown hair, blue/green eyes, athletic, love to stay active and outdoors. I’ve got back into my reading and gaming recently too. Oh and I’m a big fan of travelling.
Hopefully that’s enough for a start and tell me about yourself.

The OP compiled an alphabetical list of prophetic invitations Rusty has made and then invited everyone to share it anywhere. It’s useful because every quote is cited.
https://docs.google.com/document0/d/1d1TxTo-mV8T5AqIJUIJKoPMcSlMsyOh-nILMGC3LrOU/mobilebasic

When I was about 11 I moved to a new house with my dad and step mom. I had three step sisters and one biological sister. We all were interested in ghosts and Bloody Mary etc.
Our parents didn’t believe so, to them, buying us an ouija board was no big deal. We played with the board and possibly spoke to spirits or maybe one of us pranked the rest and never fessed up.
Anyways, while we lived there so many things happened that couldn’t be explained. I can only speak of my experience and possibly throw in a couple of my sisters stories, she still lives there and says it’s still haunted.
My room upstairs at the end of the hall. My parents always told me I feel from my bed every single night and that I paced the hallway or living room for extended periods of time. I never remember falling or walking around I never have been a sleep walker and they never really checked to see if it was me just assumed by sound of footsteps. A little off, but nothing crazy.
I used to hear my dad walking down the hall in his heavy work boots I would open my door to nothing. I would feel pressure as if someone sat on me or my bed often, especially at night. Often times things would move. In particular I had a glass jar of sand and shells on top of a box tv. This jar several times would fly toward my bed stop directly in front of my bed and fall. My cousin visited and witnessed this on our way out of my bedroom one day.
My sister still to this day and always has said that she feels someone sit on her bed, open her door, or pull her blankets often. Sometimes even touching her legs. I always used to think I saw a shadow figure in the bathroom when it was dark, across from our large mirror.
I used to have a best friend who swore she could see ghosts and had some insane interaction stories. She swore that there were ghosts in the home after she started visiting. She stated there was a man in black who seemed evil, a young boy, and my mother. She had names but I don’t recall them. She explained the dynamic between them and it was unsettling but I can’t attest to truth behind her claims with certainty.
This is where I feel it gets weird, at one point when I was young I was downstairs doing dishes in the kitchen. I made my sister come down with me and talk to me while I’d do them I was talking to her and swore I still saw her from the corner of my eye. My sister is a soft walker so when she ran upstairs I had no idea. I looked up because she wasn’t answering. When I looked up I saw a little girl no older than 8/10, dark hair like my sister covering her face and long. A very old fashioned dress with frills and it was white and pink. To get up the stairs I had to run by her. I ran as fast as I could and hurried to close the door to the top of the stairs behind me. She was sitting with her head between her legs behind the door. I ran away down the hallway to my room and locked myself in my room.
Now, recently my daughter myself and my sister and her daughter had a sleepover at this home. My sister and I got to talking about my nieces imaginary friend who she speaks to all the time. The imaginary friend is named Stella. When my daughter heard us say the name Stella she said “I know Stella!” So we said “oh really who is she what does she look like?” She described exactly the little girl I saw word for word when I was a teen in the same home. I had never spoken about this in front of her before. This made us all feel uneasy. But the girls swear she’s nice to them. Needless to say my daughter and I have not been back.

Dont get me wrong, I love the game. Ive been playing it for hours straight. But its so gosh darn frustrating to get through. Getting gols is so hard and everything is so expensive??? I was doing the waterwheel quest thinking “oh itll just be this one and then ill be done” but then there were five more to put in place?? It took me five days just to do one waterwheel and i dont want to think about how long itll take me to do the other ones. And i was doing the quest broke bc i spent all my money on upgrading my yard to make more space and the market would not go up for me to sell things. Are there any tips and tricks that could help me out here bc i am seriously this close to quitting. I dont even think I’ll get the sandrock game when this one is frustrating me this badly.

Well we have an 8 month old and my wife just informed me that she is pregnant again. We are both kinda terrified. We did want another baby, but not this soon! Dads out there with kids close in age how did you handle it? Where there any tricks you picked up with 2 kiddos? What stuff did you struggle with? Any thoughts, stories, or general comments are welcome.