Main apne bhai se chudai
FU*K NTA!!!!
2024.05.16 15:14 snubbulle FU*K NTA!!!!
Bhai paper pyq se etna zayda hard kyu tha?!?!?! I was fucking preparing for cuet from past 2 months literally was studying 6-7 hrs everyday solved each and every pyq but jab exam hua ek toh baar baar teacher ajata ha aur uske bhi time se paper nai dete aur bc enka kya jara ha paper toh humara ha dimag ka bhosda bana dala ha en logo ne bhai upar se ghar wale baar baar bolte rahte ke kasa hua kasa hua tu toh sata din padhti rahte thi abh toh sahi hua hoga North campus toh pakka ess baar bc ma kya bolu ke teacher ne ghanta ka paper 40 min me leliya!?!??! (Science)
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2024.05.16 15:14 jamnalal_jenner My teacher recommendations (NEET)
So i am scoring marks that can easily land me in a govt college in my state Ik some ppl are gonna comment “puchha kisine” but it might help someone so here it goes
Physics : ASP sir allen ( teaches full mechanics+ modern physics ) PMP sir allen ( another god lvl mechanics faculty) HY sir allen ( best for thermal physics) AG ashish gupta sir ( eletrophysics , magnetic physics optics and semiconductor ki best faculty) (all time fvrt teacher love him so muchh🎀) ( all these allen faculty lectures are available on telegram ! None taught me offline, but mere phymain mere efforts k hisab se achhe bnre h ) Honorable mention: alakh pandey sir PW ST sir (phle allen / currently unacademy )
Chem Physical : Rahul kumar jain RKJ sir allen ( drop main poori physical inse padhi ) Vipin mittal sir allen (11th ki padhi thi , star faculty h allen ki , hmko padhaya tha , pta hi nhi top faculty h lol ) Inorganic : mujhe aaj tkk koi teacher se pyar mhi hua but amir mahajan sir achhe hai Organic: DN sir allen is a literal GOD , just inse start to end padha , mera org main bss ek hi galat hua ) Again allen walo k sbke lectures telegram prr hai maine wahi se padha hai
Telegram Bot link : https://amity18.carrd.co
Bio : tarun sir PW , ritu maam UA
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Physics : ASP sir allen ( teaches full mechanics+ modern physics ) PMP sir allen ( another god lvl mechanics faculty) HY sir allen ( best for thermal physics) AG ashish gupta sir ( eletrophysics , magnetic physics optics and semiconductor ki best faculty) (all time fvrt teacher love him so muchh🎀) ( all these allen faculty lectures are available on telegram ! None taught me offline, but mere phymain mere efforts k hisab se achhe bnre h ) Honorable mention: alakh pandey sir PW ST sir (phle allen / currently unacademy )
Chem Physical : Rahul kumar jain RKJ sir allen ( drop main poori physical inse padhi ) Vipin mittal sir allen (11th ki padhi thi , star faculty h allen ki , hmko padhaya tha , pta hi nhi top faculty h lol ) Inorganic : mujhe aaj tkk koi teacher se pyar mhi hua but amir mahajan sir achhe hai Organic: DN sir allen is a literal GOD , just inse start to end padha , mera org main bss ek hi galat hua ) Again allen walo k sbke lectures telegram prr hai maine wahi se padha hai
Telegram Bot link : https://amity18.carrd.co
Bio : tarun sir PW , ritu maam UA
2024.05.16 15:14 mamtabanerjeee Me(18F) felt bad coz of bestfriend (17F)
So it's not gonna be a post about bf/gf issues but bout my bestfriend of 12+years.. So lets call her A. So A meri bhot bhot bhot achi dost hai and we're more like sisters to each other but idk why voh beech beech mai aisi baatein bolti hai intentionally or unintentionally idk but Jo bhot zyada mean hoti hai (atleast to me) and they really make me feel insecure.. For example, 1.Once we both are looking in the mirror and she said ki ' agr mere pimples chle jaye toh mai terse zyada sundr hoon'(she's facing acne problems). 2. Few days ago we were talking about ki mere birthday par hum bodycon dresses phenenge and she said' Haan mai(A) itni achi lagungi aur tere bday par bas mai hi chmkungi tujhse bhi zyada' 3. previous month I had a haircut and when se saw me she said ki yaar tu meri limelight chin legi ab
I have a nature of always smiling and joking around so I never really said anything to her but yesterday I was dancing and enjoying and she said ki 'tujhe lagta hai ki tu achi lagti hai nachte hue par tu bhot moti lgti hai dance karte waqt , thighs dekh apni '( I was a bit Chubby or moti I would say 😂but my BMI is normal) and for the first time I thought ki agar ise vaise hi bolungi toh dekhte hai ise kaisa lgta hai so I said ki atleast my face is clear(which I regretted saying and apologized to her right away) still she said ki koi ni mai moti ni hu. And after some time I asked her what happened (she was looking sad) she told me ki tujhe nahi pata kitni badtameez hai tu kya kya boldeti hai bina soche toh maine kaha tune hi start Kara tha phle jiske reply mai usne kaha ki tujhe feel nahi hota(like girl are you serious rn) maine bola ki tujhe kaise pta hota hai ke nahi she said use kitna bura laga and feel hua but she knows ki mujhe feel nahi hota 🥰🥰wow
I really adore and love her from my heart and don't want to break our friendship ever. Just want to lighten my heart.. any advice is welcomed 💗
Sorry for the long ass post but this thing is really bothering me from sometime.
TLDR: bestfriend said few things which made me feel insecure. But can't take it when someone reply in her tone
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I have a nature of always smiling and joking around so I never really said anything to her but yesterday I was dancing and enjoying and she said ki 'tujhe lagta hai ki tu achi lagti hai nachte hue par tu bhot moti lgti hai dance karte waqt , thighs dekh apni '( I was a bit Chubby or moti I would say 😂but my BMI is normal) and for the first time I thought ki agar ise vaise hi bolungi toh dekhte hai ise kaisa lgta hai so I said ki atleast my face is clear(which I regretted saying and apologized to her right away) still she said ki koi ni mai moti ni hu. And after some time I asked her what happened (she was looking sad) she told me ki tujhe nahi pata kitni badtameez hai tu kya kya boldeti hai bina soche toh maine kaha tune hi start Kara tha phle jiske reply mai usne kaha ki tujhe feel nahi hota(like girl are you serious rn) maine bola ki tujhe kaise pta hota hai ke nahi she said use kitna bura laga and feel hua but she knows ki mujhe feel nahi hota 🥰🥰wow
I really adore and love her from my heart and don't want to break our friendship ever. Just want to lighten my heart.. any advice is welcomed 💗
Sorry for the long ass post but this thing is really bothering me from sometime.
TLDR: bestfriend said few things which made me feel insecure. But can't take it when someone reply in her tone
2024.05.16 15:07 surajjj_exe bhai maine mathematics ke attempt kre and flow flow me applied ke bhi Attempt krdie koi issue ni aega na?
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2024.05.16 15:07 justamanhehe Ve mahiya tere vekhan nu - what does the song mean.
Thank you so much everyone for showing love in my previous post. Link - https://www.reddit.com/indiasocial/s/hOHCamxGaC
So since I got many dms and many more comments, here we go with the translation of ve mahiya tere vekhan nu.
At this point, I must say this is one of the most difficult things I have written in my life. So if you disagree somewhere, please share your perspective in comments, that too in a way others can appreciate it. Let's start.
"Ve maahiya tere vekhan nu, chuk charkha gali de vich daawa"
This is a fairly easy sentence. A lover wants to get a glimpse of their beloved, and hence rather than spinning the yarn inside the house, they put it in the street.
Literally saying, Oh lover to be able to see you, I pick up my spinning wheel and put it in the street.
But it's deeper than that. Bulleh Shah loves God, and he finds a metaphor as if his body is like a spinning wheel, which he has put into this world (street) to get a glimpse of God.
"Ve loka paane main kat di, tang teriya yaad de panwa"
Ve loka paane main kat di means people think I'm spinning the threads of cotton. As in I'm spending time with my body, doing some actions. Remember how Bulleh Shah was a reformist and people didn't really understand his ideas at that time. They couldn't understand why bulleh did what he did. So they think he is just passing time and doing his deeds.
tang teriya yaadan de paawan means that in whatever action I do (spinning wheel) I put threads of your memories into it. so no matter what I am doing. dancing , eating, talking, writing, whatever I am doing, you are what I am thinking about.
"Charkhe di oo kar de ole, yaad teri da tumba bole"
charke di oo kar de ole means I put the spinning wheel aside, as in I no longer wish to do anything at all. so I keep my body aside, stoping my actions. Yaad Teri da Tumba bole means there is a very high pitched music of your memories (in Bulleh's heart). Tumba here doesn't refer to the drum but to a punjabi musical instrument, also called Tumbi. I don't know how many of you remember it, but there was a song, Baby Doll main sone di, There was a tumbi (or tumba) in that song. It's the same tumba.
This is important because when you play tumbi, the sound is not much loud (as compared to a drum) but it's high pitched similarly what Bulleh feels is not loud (not many people understand) but is very high pitched ( high intensity) of memories.
"ve nimma nimma geet ched ke, tand kat'di hullare khaanwaan"
Ve nimma nimma geet ched ke means singing but in low voice ( along with high pitched tumba, so again not many people hear it)
Tand Kat'di hullare khaanwaan means I'm spinning the wheel gently (like not that ambitious to do activities, just doing bare minimum) and I'm thinking about the time we would finally meet (basically daydreaming)
"Vasan ni dende saure peke, mainu tere pain pulekhe"
Vasan ni dende as in they don't let me settle and saure peke means the family and the in laws. Basically none of my relatives accept me or let me stay with them (because remember Bulleh Shah gave up everything). Pulekhe means an illusion. Mainu tere pain pulekhe means I get illusions of you, like you are here in front of me when you are actually not.
"Ve hun mainu das mahiya, tere baaju kidhar nu jaava"
Oh love now tell me, where shall I go except for you.
I hope I was able to share something new and make this song more beautiful for you all.
Bonus Fact: This is a very unrelated unknown thing but I think if you have read this far, you might appreciate it too. So do you guys recall a guy "Bahadur Shah Zafar" from the first war of independence, 1857, a Mughal king who fought along with tatya tope and the likes. rings a bell? So he was also a poet and I recently read his poetry. I was IMPRESSED. I'm attaching his 3 shers that are simple to understand and I love them.
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So since I got many dms and many more comments, here we go with the translation of ve mahiya tere vekhan nu.
At this point, I must say this is one of the most difficult things I have written in my life. So if you disagree somewhere, please share your perspective in comments, that too in a way others can appreciate it. Let's start.
"Ve maahiya tere vekhan nu, chuk charkha gali de vich daawa"
This is a fairly easy sentence. A lover wants to get a glimpse of their beloved, and hence rather than spinning the yarn inside the house, they put it in the street.
Literally saying, Oh lover to be able to see you, I pick up my spinning wheel and put it in the street.
But it's deeper than that. Bulleh Shah loves God, and he finds a metaphor as if his body is like a spinning wheel, which he has put into this world (street) to get a glimpse of God.
"Ve loka paane main kat di, tang teriya yaad de panwa"
Ve loka paane main kat di means people think I'm spinning the threads of cotton. As in I'm spending time with my body, doing some actions. Remember how Bulleh Shah was a reformist and people didn't really understand his ideas at that time. They couldn't understand why bulleh did what he did. So they think he is just passing time and doing his deeds.
tang teriya yaadan de paawan means that in whatever action I do (spinning wheel) I put threads of your memories into it. so no matter what I am doing. dancing , eating, talking, writing, whatever I am doing, you are what I am thinking about.
"Charkhe di oo kar de ole, yaad teri da tumba bole"
charke di oo kar de ole means I put the spinning wheel aside, as in I no longer wish to do anything at all. so I keep my body aside, stoping my actions. Yaad Teri da Tumba bole means there is a very high pitched music of your memories (in Bulleh's heart). Tumba here doesn't refer to the drum but to a punjabi musical instrument, also called Tumbi. I don't know how many of you remember it, but there was a song, Baby Doll main sone di, There was a tumbi (or tumba) in that song. It's the same tumba.
This is important because when you play tumbi, the sound is not much loud (as compared to a drum) but it's high pitched similarly what Bulleh feels is not loud (not many people understand) but is very high pitched ( high intensity) of memories.
"ve nimma nimma geet ched ke, tand kat'di hullare khaanwaan"
Ve nimma nimma geet ched ke means singing but in low voice ( along with high pitched tumba, so again not many people hear it)
Tand Kat'di hullare khaanwaan means I'm spinning the wheel gently (like not that ambitious to do activities, just doing bare minimum) and I'm thinking about the time we would finally meet (basically daydreaming)
"Vasan ni dende saure peke, mainu tere pain pulekhe"
Vasan ni dende as in they don't let me settle and saure peke means the family and the in laws. Basically none of my relatives accept me or let me stay with them (because remember Bulleh Shah gave up everything). Pulekhe means an illusion. Mainu tere pain pulekhe means I get illusions of you, like you are here in front of me when you are actually not.
"Ve hun mainu das mahiya, tere baaju kidhar nu jaava"
Oh love now tell me, where shall I go except for you.
I hope I was able to share something new and make this song more beautiful for you all.
Bonus Fact: This is a very unrelated unknown thing but I think if you have read this far, you might appreciate it too. So do you guys recall a guy "Bahadur Shah Zafar" from the first war of independence, 1857, a Mughal king who fought along with tatya tope and the likes. rings a bell? So he was also a poet and I recently read his poetry. I was IMPRESSED. I'm attaching his 3 shers that are simple to understand and I love them.
- Tumne kiya na yaad kabhi bhul kar hame, Hamne tumhari yaad mein sabkuch bhula diya.
- Koi kyu kisi ka lubhae dil, Koi kya kisi se lagaye dil, Vo jo bechte the dava-e-dil Voh dukaan apni badha gaye
- Na dunga dil use main ye hamesha kehta tha, Voh aaj le hi gaya aur 'Zafar' se kuch na hua.
2024.05.16 15:06 Old-Boot-6518 Anybody want some books for jee mains and advanced physics only for people living in delhi
Bhai seedhi baat hai mere paas DC pandey ka understanding physics for jee mains and advanced ka set of 5 books jo puri class 11 and class 12 ke liye hoti hai vo hai aur HC verma ke dono volumes pade hai, koi delhi me rehta hai aur inhe in dono me se kuch bhi chahiye toh dm kare . sirf delhi me rehne wale aspirants dm kare kyuki courier karna hectic hota hai.
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2024.05.16 15:02 okayimcyclops Depressed
Mai 2023 ka pass out student hu ajj first time cuet dene gya aur guess what physics bekar gya😃 Mai March se apne domains padh rha hu aur one shot me pura syllabus khatm kr diya safal batch se notes revise kre subah subah formula revise kre paper aya aur hag diya bc 34 ques kre aur usme se max tukke Maree hai idk what's wrong with me kitna bhi try kr lo yeh science padhne ka mere se nhi hota Ghar walo ke khene pe science le liya 11th me kyuki lockdown tha aur free meh mil rhi thi meri life ki sabse biggest mistake thi science background meh jana mera shurwat se interest social science meh tha lekin science leli🤡 Bc kal aur ajj itna padhayi ki sab chize revise marri aur bc paper bhi fuck kr diya idk ab du meh ba ke courses milenge ki nhi milenge north campus toh pakka nhi milega uske liye 750+ chahie hote aur mere 600 ajaye woh bhut baddi baat hai lekin ajj bhut bura laga tbh yeh physics ke paper meh 60 min kaise beet gye pata bhi nhi chala 💔😂 Bs kal physical ka phir legal phir eng gt and bio Anne wale papers me accha perform krna hai ab Thank you for reading 🙏
Chalo choro mai waise bhi du sol meh hu pichle sall ek pvt college me addmission kra diya tha mere maa bapp ne lekin maine woh college chor diya uske chutiyapa ke karan 🤡 Yeh waise bhi mere last chance tha iske badd se physics ko haat nhi lagaunga kya krunga agar iss sall admission nhi hoga waise Mai bhi 2nd year meh ajaunga lekin ha ek baat confirm hai ki cuet pg ya masters krunga toh regular hi krunga waise bhi mera science field me janne ka Mann nhi 22 ko legal ka paper hai agar llb ke course meh bhi admission mil gya toh mai bhut khush rhunga nhi krni yeh science madarchod rat race nhi hoti science bhenchod
Ajj pata nhi Aisa lag rha hai ki itni mehnat ke badd bhi paper bekar gya toh bura lag rha hai choro kya hi bolu 💔
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Chalo choro mai waise bhi du sol meh hu pichle sall ek pvt college me addmission kra diya tha mere maa bapp ne lekin maine woh college chor diya uske chutiyapa ke karan 🤡 Yeh waise bhi mere last chance tha iske badd se physics ko haat nhi lagaunga kya krunga agar iss sall admission nhi hoga waise Mai bhi 2nd year meh ajaunga lekin ha ek baat confirm hai ki cuet pg ya masters krunga toh regular hi krunga waise bhi mera science field me janne ka Mann nhi 22 ko legal ka paper hai agar llb ke course meh bhi admission mil gya toh mai bhut khush rhunga nhi krni yeh science madarchod rat race nhi hoti science bhenchod
Ajj pata nhi Aisa lag rha hai ki itni mehnat ke badd bhi paper bekar gya toh bura lag rha hai choro kya hi bolu 💔
2024.05.16 14:56 RadiantAd577 Is 90.4 in 10th really that bad?
13 MAY
Jis din result nikla to papa ne bola ki "Ki jyaada nhi but me bhot khush hu."
I was bamboozled that how is he so happy at me getting just 90.4 ( humare ghar me 95 se niche to ijjat nhi milti)
Ese eee chize khe rhe the ki
" mere to bas 60s me aaye the, tu to sidha 90 le aaya"
"puri family me bas tu hai jo 10th me 90 laaya"
" tu jonsa gift mangenga ledunga"
I was so happy
16 MAY
aaj mummy ne bola ki papa phone pe kehre the
" sab logo ke 95 aaye he, iske Sirf 90"
"isko agle saal ghar se nikalne dunga, Sirf padhai karega"
" Iss saal jitna ghumna hai ghumle, agle saal kahi nhi bhejdunga"
And yes, my suspicion was correct. The worst part is that he didn't say this to my face. Mummy papa ki gossip chal rhi thi mere baare me.
Aur boards se kuchh time pehle bhi yahi hua tha.
" hum ese hi vishwas kr rhe hai uspe, isne aage Jaake kuchh nhi krna"
This was the sentence he said, again not to my face but to my mom.
Bhai kamre me pada hua hu aadhe ghante se lock krke ro rha hu.
Samajh nhi aara kuchh bhi.
Log keh dete hai don't care what other people think about you. Kya btau unko ki woh other people mere mummy papa hi hai.
Bhai koi kuchh bta to please merko kuchh samajh nhi aara pleaseee.
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Jis din result nikla to papa ne bola ki "Ki jyaada nhi but me bhot khush hu."
I was bamboozled that how is he so happy at me getting just 90.4 ( humare ghar me 95 se niche to ijjat nhi milti)
Ese eee chize khe rhe the ki
" mere to bas 60s me aaye the, tu to sidha 90 le aaya"
"puri family me bas tu hai jo 10th me 90 laaya"
" tu jonsa gift mangenga ledunga"
I was so happy
16 MAY
aaj mummy ne bola ki papa phone pe kehre the
" sab logo ke 95 aaye he, iske Sirf 90"
"isko agle saal ghar se nikalne dunga, Sirf padhai karega"
" Iss saal jitna ghumna hai ghumle, agle saal kahi nhi bhejdunga"
And yes, my suspicion was correct. The worst part is that he didn't say this to my face. Mummy papa ki gossip chal rhi thi mere baare me.
Aur boards se kuchh time pehle bhi yahi hua tha.
" hum ese hi vishwas kr rhe hai uspe, isne aage Jaake kuchh nhi krna"
This was the sentence he said, again not to my face but to my mom.
Bhai kamre me pada hua hu aadhe ghante se lock krke ro rha hu.
Samajh nhi aara kuchh bhi.
Log keh dete hai don't care what other people think about you. Kya btau unko ki woh other people mere mummy papa hi hai.
Bhai koi kuchh bta to please merko kuchh samajh nhi aara pleaseee.
2024.05.16 14:50 halfhumanhalfgoddess Farts are omnipresent!
Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
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Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?
2024.05.16 14:44 GuardNo4896 Khan sahab ne apne chutiyapo main Edhi ko bhi nahi chora
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2024.05.16 14:43 justanotherpickme ek aur exam mein hag di
so, mera bhai BHU se hi ug and pg kiya hai. and papa chahte the ki drop ya jo krna hai karo, but pehle iss saal BHU nikal lo. and mai mahan, pehle sirf neet mein hi lagi rahi, and neet deke aayi to jo slump aaya ki ab cuet mein bhi hag diya. ek to normalisation na hone ki vajah se aise hi cutoff high jaane wala tha, upar se mai pata nhi kya nasha krke exam likh di hu. ek do NTA bkl itna kam time diya hai omr ke liye, jo ques sahi bhi ho jaate vo bhi hadbadi ki vajah se galat krke aa gayi. ab ye log bol rahe ki sheher mein hi ek state uni mein admission le lo. but the thing is, vo uni ka environment itna zyada kharab hai, like for eg, mere bhai ke saamne uske saath ke ladke ek aunty ka purse chhen liye scooty se. baad mein jaake dekhe to uss purse mein sirf 20rs, ek dabbe wala phone and ek bachche ki doodh ki bottle thi. to bhaiya ro ke dilwaya unhe vapas unka saman. aise environment mein bilkul jaane ka mann nhi but bc kuch nikal hi nhi raha. socha tha partial drop leke neet karungi ab seedha 7th floor drop lungi ig🤡
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2024.05.16 14:28 Regular_Gift_4025 🤡☝🏻victim card
 | Just saw this person talking about "azan is ban" "we can't play it out loud" "bhajans are 1 hour long", she was even ranting ki bhajan din me 5 baar bajte vo bhi full volume mai😭😂. Mujhe nhi pta ye konse desh ki baat kar rhi hai but india ki to bilkul nhi kar rhi kyuki mai jaha se vaha pe din mai roz 3 baar azaan bajta hai vo bhi full volume mai kaan dard hone lagte hai bhai aur dusri baat ye ki maine aajtak koi mandir nhi dekha jaaha din mai 5 baar bhajan bajta ho full volume mai. I so fucking hate these type of muslims who spread misinformation bro submitted by Regular_Gift_4025 to indiadiscussion [link] [comments] |
2024.05.16 14:05 arjunn9 Last post before mains 1st attempt. 250 days baad milta hu.
Just saw u/lag-gai 's post, not gonna repeat his mistake. 11th poori barbaar nhi hai. Maths me question practice jhant barabar nhi ki maine. Phy aur Chemistry Okish hai. ORGANIC chudi padi hai. 250 days abhi bhi baki hai Mains 1st attempt me. Fk everything, aaj se bs padhai krni hai. Mai phone nhi chor skta kyuki isi me lectures dekhta hu. Sim Card nikal kr mummy ko de dunga. Aur lectures download krke dekhunga. 250 days km nhi hote. Hm sbko 750 days milte hai JEE prep ke liye 1/3 time abhi bhi hai. 3× mehnat karunga. All the best to you all.
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2024.05.16 14:05 GreedyPersonality390 Beautiful Amal For Love Back
 | Amal, the powerful spiritual practice, may be a factor that would help the individual himself /herself attract love. This particular technique, which dates back to ancient Islam, involves invoking the elements of the universe by reciting specific verses and praying as one pleases to get into a spiritual state of mind wherein their desires are in alignment with Divine will. A lot of people turn to amal when they are heart sick and longing to get back with a loved one or to meet a new partner. They hope amal makes things happen quickly so they will repouph. submitted by GreedyPersonality390 to u/GreedyPersonality390 [link] [comments] Amal For Love Back Amal for love back The practice of a love heart amal is based on the ability to concentrate on the goal, the targeted result and the removal of any obstacles and negative thoughts that may hinder the attainment of the desired objective. Through the art of prayers and affirmations with deep intentions, individuals are able to make themselves a rosary of positive energy system that calls in love and aids in favorable circumstances, starting from reconciliation to a new love connection. Online Free Consultation With Maulana Ji Please Visit: https://www.onlinemaulana.com/ Among the doctrines of amal is the teaching that thoughts and desires can conjure a lofi to become. Through concentrating their mind towards a positive nature, people can manifest their desire into real life by tuning the frequency with the universe, and this will help them overcome the negativity and bad mentality that are sometime holding back from them experiencing real love. Finding a cue of hope in the classical music, Amal for love back is a way in which people, who are going through a break-up or are facing other romantic relationship scenarios, tend to endure. These acts of amal rituals, when combined with the recitation of prayers intended for coupling, will assist in calling on the divine as a source of power to reinstall lost love or attract a new lover. It is said that amal is capable of assisting residents with completing such tasks as finding solutions for break-downs in communication, doubt and emotional difficulties which are precluding them from fulfilling their love. The combined result of this by the law of attraction many individuals can create an area of space filled with positive energy which will then draw love to them and finally solving their relationship problems. Amal for love back can be, a source of comfort and healing for your past experiences of love, by also giving you the power to move past any pain or hurt that have been stopping you to get the affection that you deserve. Allowing negative emotions and fears to go could help individuals find the space to love again and create more opportunities for a charming romance to arise. To make sure amal for love returned brings desirable results, it is significant to have a clear resolution and convictions in the power of the practice. Through fixing the goal in the mind and life a positive attitude, individuals will get spiritual ways that were controlling how relationships were made, and through that create the conditions that love will flourish. Amal for love back Amal fil Hureeet tak kee wajah se kuch aur logikon par hai. Yeh Loginator par angeezi ke mukallifon ke paas bitaega. For some, they might do recite prayers or verses from the Quran, however, the other may meditate or use visualization techniques for strong concentration. Whatever the method in question is, the main fact in acquiring the love back with amal's help is staying confident of the superability of this practice and thus doing like what you intend to do and be ready for the work of the world. Stressing people's pure intentions and abandoning all the bad emotions, allows to create the energy field which is a "seed" of appeal and an instrument of transformation of people's desires. Finally love-back contemplation is a mighty religious discipline that might assist you to stay with and attract the right loved one. Through the usage of spiritual energies that are common governors of relationships and by intending one’s intentions to comply with the divine will, it will surely be a lot easier in overcoming the obstacles and creating the proper context for the birth of love. Whatever the goal may be, be it to rekindle with an old lover or just meet a new romantic partner, amal can help put people in the manual-and eventually experience the love in their lives in a healthy and natural way. Online Free Consultation With Maulana Ji Please Visit: https://www.onlinemaulana.com/ AmalForLoveBack #LoveSpell #RelationshipAdvice #ManifestLove #HealingHearts #SpiritualGuidance #PositiveVibes #ManifestationMagic #Lovereturn #ManifestYourDesires #LoveEnergy #HealLove #AttractionSpell #ManifestingLove #CreateYourReality #DivineGuidance #PrayerForLove #EmotionalHealing #PositiveAffirmations #SoulmateConnection |
2024.05.16 13:54 PrestigiousCount8020 Cutoff
Bhai isbar cutoff thoda low jayega kya? Sabke hi paper ajeeb se jaa rahe hai, timing ka dikkat aur ye sab.
Like English main I saw so many people left questions, now I'm seeing that Eco didn't go well. Is humanities ka cutoff for NC gonna drop or something?
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Like English main I saw so many people left questions, now I'm seeing that Eco didn't go well. Is humanities ka cutoff for NC gonna drop or something?
2024.05.16 13:29 Impossible_task77 [SERIOUS] help a fellow online dropper
![[SERIOUS] help a fellow online dropper](https://preview.redd.it/bth11jxnxr0d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5212503eb6c4fa6e43518af9cbb53f2f0fed794f "[SERIOUS] help a fellow online dropper") | so maine kuch nhi padha h 11th and 12th mea literally kuch bhi nhi, but grind kiya last month of 12th so boards mea pass ho jau and that's it got pass with 60% but ab aanghe kya ? submitted by Impossible_task77 to JEENEETards [link] [comments] agle din unacademy ka dropper batch khared liya and socha waha se padhunga but the problem is voh teacher basics se nhi padha rhe,
[IMPT] i don't have any addiction (social media/phone/ mastrubaion) and attention problem and mea apna 100% dena chahta hu drop mea so pls help me |
2024.05.16 13:23 Icy_berojgaar Help Plz
A guy who wasted his 11th , So Actually I am Not a Procrastinater neither distracted I used To Study 8 hours Each Day (5 lectures + 3 hours Notes Making) + 5 hour offline Coaching ( left it) (majburi Mein jana Pdta Tha , parents Thought Online Se Nhi Hoga )
I thought I was Doing good , but my Ques Practice was literally negligible, I just Used To Solve Around 100 Ques a Week Only that Too On Coaching Holidays , this Continued Till September, after That I started having backlogs , I started sleeping 16 hours a day , Rest Day I spend In regret and Sorrow . Aisa January end Tak Rha , In February I regained myself , but realised I don't Know Shit , jitna Pdha Sab bhu gya , But In Feb and March I Did All The Core Chapters Of 11th In Hope That I will Study 12th Religiously and Will Get Into IIT(I still Had Hope ) , Now Coming To The Start Of 12th , I made A Schedule for 4 hours Lectures , 4 hours Homwork , 4 hours Solving (books) and 2 hours For Backlog , I studied 14 hours For straight 10 days ,
11th Day I Got Sick , Nhi Pdha Pura Din , Koi ni kal Se Padhunga (I did Study that Day ) but Only One Thing started to Become my downfall I stopped doing homework (tough lgta Tha bhot ) and Solving ke naam per bas solution dekhta Tha Aur Smjhta Tha , I gave a Mock On 1st may (scored 101/300) , That Because Of The First 10 days . Yesterday I Gave Second Mock (scored 53) , -ve in Maths , I am A Pretty average Guy , ab to Lecture bhi uper se jaate hai , I have The Capacity to seat for long hours , have that focus but only thing I lack is brain , Now IIT seam Unreachable to Me So I want to crack mains Very badly , Just I am In a Struggling phase , Hope I would emerge soon .
Currently I wake Up around 6:30 and Start studying by 7:30 , then Solve 25 Ques Of maths
(Only 40% i solve Myself , rest I see solution)
Then Have Breakfast
Then Watch Lecture for 2 hours
Then try to do homework (then I feel chod isko )
2 hours Lurking on reddit/youtube
Then I have Lunch + 30 minutes nap
And start Studying again by 4 pm
Watches 2 hours of lectures
Try to do homework (iski MkB)
30 minutes Dinner break
2 hours solving (40 Ques p+c)
2 hours Backlog
Then I Travel Tokyo with my imaginary friend and Gf ( nver interacted With a Girl In 17 yrs ) (6 hours )
Then Another Day Starts
This keep going and Going , Time Flewed very quick (these 1.5 months of me into 12th )
Ik Bhot lamba Hogya , but I just Felt Like Sharing my pain With someone
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I thought I was Doing good , but my Ques Practice was literally negligible, I just Used To Solve Around 100 Ques a Week Only that Too On Coaching Holidays , this Continued Till September, after That I started having backlogs , I started sleeping 16 hours a day , Rest Day I spend In regret and Sorrow . Aisa January end Tak Rha , In February I regained myself , but realised I don't Know Shit , jitna Pdha Sab bhu gya , But In Feb and March I Did All The Core Chapters Of 11th In Hope That I will Study 12th Religiously and Will Get Into IIT(I still Had Hope ) , Now Coming To The Start Of 12th , I made A Schedule for 4 hours Lectures , 4 hours Homwork , 4 hours Solving (books) and 2 hours For Backlog , I studied 14 hours For straight 10 days ,
11th Day I Got Sick , Nhi Pdha Pura Din , Koi ni kal Se Padhunga (I did Study that Day ) but Only One Thing started to Become my downfall I stopped doing homework (tough lgta Tha bhot ) and Solving ke naam per bas solution dekhta Tha Aur Smjhta Tha , I gave a Mock On 1st may (scored 101/300) , That Because Of The First 10 days . Yesterday I Gave Second Mock (scored 53) , -ve in Maths , I am A Pretty average Guy , ab to Lecture bhi uper se jaate hai , I have The Capacity to seat for long hours , have that focus but only thing I lack is brain , Now IIT seam Unreachable to Me So I want to crack mains Very badly , Just I am In a Struggling phase , Hope I would emerge soon .
Currently I wake Up around 6:30 and Start studying by 7:30 , then Solve 25 Ques Of maths
(Only 40% i solve Myself , rest I see solution)
Then Have Breakfast
Then Watch Lecture for 2 hours
Then try to do homework (then I feel chod isko )
2 hours Lurking on reddit/youtube
Then I have Lunch + 30 minutes nap
And start Studying again by 4 pm
Watches 2 hours of lectures
Try to do homework (iski MkB)
30 minutes Dinner break
2 hours solving (40 Ques p+c)
2 hours Backlog
Then I Travel Tokyo with my imaginary friend and Gf ( nver interacted With a Girl In 17 yrs ) (6 hours )
Then Another Day Starts
This keep going and Going , Time Flewed very quick (these 1.5 months of me into 12th )
Ik Bhot lamba Hogya , but I just Felt Like Sharing my pain With someone
2024.05.16 13:09 Ok_Arm5485 Kya maine itna acha likha hoga? (Poem)
Maine irshaad hi kiya tha ki tum vah vah karne lagi, Maine shuru bhi nahi kiya tha ki tumne aakho mai umeed jaga li
"Kya maine itna acha likha hoga?" Mai khudse yeh puchne laga, Jawab se pehle apki awaaz aagayi "jaldi shuruvat kijiye, hum sun ne ke liye bekarar hai"
Apke chehre pe muskaan dekh mai phir kho sa gaya, Shuruvat karne vala hi tha ki mai madhosh hi ho gaya
Mai apne lafz bhul gaya, Kyon Ki aapki muskan mein mai khud kho gaya
Ghazal toh apko sunani thi, Par kya sunau uski aab samajh na thi
Himmat karke kuch lafzo ko baya kiya par voh hume jamme nahi, Apne phir bhi has ke vah vah kardiya vaha hum Jame ke jame reh gaye.
Unn lafzo mein meri kabiliyat nahi mera pyaar tha Apki hasi mai kya chupa hua aaj bhi koi Raaz tha?
~Yash.
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"Kya maine itna acha likha hoga?" Mai khudse yeh puchne laga, Jawab se pehle apki awaaz aagayi "jaldi shuruvat kijiye, hum sun ne ke liye bekarar hai"
Apke chehre pe muskaan dekh mai phir kho sa gaya, Shuruvat karne vala hi tha ki mai madhosh hi ho gaya
Mai apne lafz bhul gaya, Kyon Ki aapki muskan mein mai khud kho gaya
Ghazal toh apko sunani thi, Par kya sunau uski aab samajh na thi
Himmat karke kuch lafzo ko baya kiya par voh hume jamme nahi, Apne phir bhi has ke vah vah kardiya vaha hum Jame ke jame reh gaye.
Unn lafzo mein meri kabiliyat nahi mera pyaar tha Apki hasi mai kya chupa hua aaj bhi koi Raaz tha?
~Yash.
2024.05.16 12:49 persephone1122 Help!!
so maine galti se omr mein ek do question mein cross karke then doosra option fill karliya... so like woh questions consider honge ya woh consider hi nhi honge? Also, agar consider honge toh negative marking hogi?
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2024.05.16 12:34 Impossible_task77 [SERIOUS] help a fellow online dropper
![[SERIOUS] help a fellow online dropper](https://preview.redd.it/1cmgl4atnr0d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7f62490ac2969793f57f3e195628b57ed58749af "[SERIOUS] help a fellow online dropper") | so maine kuch nhi padha h 11th and 12th mea literally kuch bhi nhi, but grind kiya last month of 12th so boards mea pass ho jau and that's it got pass with 60% but ab aanghe kya ? submitted by Impossible_task77 to JEE [link] [comments] agle din unacademy ka dropper batch khared liya and socha waha se padhunga but the problem is voh teacher basics se nhi padha rhe,
[IMPT] i don't have any addiction (social media/phone/ mastrubaion) and attention problem and mea apna 100% dena chahta hu drop mea so pls help me |
2024.05.16 12:24 arielsharon2510 Revaluation karwa lu kya?
So mere maths mei 10th boards mei 89 aaye. Par mereko doubt tha ki galat checking Hui hogi to maine recheck Kiya paper aur mere 96 aa rahe hai. Agar Maan bhi liya ki 5 marks ka chhut gya hoga ya galat hoga to bhi 91. Par mere khayal se Aisa nahi hai. Ab meri percentage overall theek thaak hai (93), par mere papa bol rahe hai, aur marks kaat liye to? Papa Maan to jaayenge par ab dar baith gaya hai man mei to Dene ka man nahi kar raha. Help 🥺
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2024.05.16 12:18 may-ormaynotbeapanda Is the "all for one, one for all" sentiment even fair for graduation?
(Please excuse the format, I am currently typing on mobile.)
Reason for this? The teachers do not want to sign until everyone is done. Worse, there are classmates of ours who have not passed projects and tasks since the last quarter, despite the constant reminders from teachers. Due to this, so many in the class are behind—and it is mainly fueled by laziness. They only want to hang around all day and not accomplish anything, as seen by how they would ditch individual and group projects for hangouts. This would not have been an issue if they were already finished.
Due to the overwhelming missing tasks of some students, teachers refuse to sign the clearance of even those who are done. Like a domino effect, we are now essentially "soft locked" into getting nothing done regarding clearance. To make matters worse, we were strongly warned we may not even be able to march for graduation.
I cannot help but think this is unfair—especially once our own teachers and principal said that it is a "damay-damay" scenario and nothing could be done about it, other than to do the others' missing tasks for them.
I feel defeated, because I know I'll be in deep trouble if I do not graduate on time. So much money has gone into my education that graduating late would only break me, my friends, and our families. They expect much from us, and I already know they are not going to like this set up at all. I do not know what to do anymore, is this even normal?
(tl;dr: crappy classmates do not pass—we do not get clearance signed because it's a by section thing, and now our graduation might be delayed)
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I study in a private school, and I am not exactly in a good class per se. My classmates have plenty of missing requirements and are the slacker kind of students (they do not contribute in group projects, do not pass on time, rarely accomplish their works unless forced at the last minute). As a result, my section is not very well-liked in the school. In actuality, the teachers and our other batchmates dislike us vehemently. It does not help that there had been a myriad of issues circulating in our class from major rules being broken to straight up uncouth behavior. This took a toll on our reputation as a whole.We are currently graduating students. Additionally, we are doing clearance right now, except I, alongside other classmates who are already finished with requirements, cannot get most of the subjects signed.
Reason for this? The teachers do not want to sign until everyone is done. Worse, there are classmates of ours who have not passed projects and tasks since the last quarter, despite the constant reminders from teachers. Due to this, so many in the class are behind—and it is mainly fueled by laziness. They only want to hang around all day and not accomplish anything, as seen by how they would ditch individual and group projects for hangouts. This would not have been an issue if they were already finished.
Due to the overwhelming missing tasks of some students, teachers refuse to sign the clearance of even those who are done. Like a domino effect, we are now essentially "soft locked" into getting nothing done regarding clearance. To make matters worse, we were strongly warned we may not even be able to march for graduation.
I cannot help but think this is unfair—especially once our own teachers and principal said that it is a "damay-damay" scenario and nothing could be done about it, other than to do the others' missing tasks for them.
I feel defeated, because I know I'll be in deep trouble if I do not graduate on time. So much money has gone into my education that graduating late would only break me, my friends, and our families. They expect much from us, and I already know they are not going to like this set up at all. I do not know what to do anymore, is this even normal?
(tl;dr: crappy classmates do not pass—we do not get clearance signed because it's a by section thing, and now our graduation might be delayed)