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2024.06.09 10:36 GodOfSmore 5 Aspects of The Serpent
This innate cursed technique allows the user to imitate 5 different elements of a serpent. These 5 being their scales, fangs, flexibility, swiftness, and their connection to rebirth in Japanese mythology.
Scales - This aspect allows for the manifestation of scales. These scales can appear anywhere on the users body and while they may appear insignificant, they are extremely resistant to cursed energy.
These scales are specifically designed to defend the user against any spiritual threat, making attacking them with cursed energy lack luster at best. This effect works by absorbing the attacking cursed energy into the scales before reinforcing them with said cursed energy.
Once this happens, any future damage from that same cursed energy signature will be even less effective as cursed techniques and cursed energy are far less effective when faced with the users own cursed energy.
These scales do not have the same effect on physical damage however, being of little help when faced with the material instead of the spiritual.
Fangs - This aspect passively extends the users canines into teeth resembling the fangs of a viper. Once this is done, the user can choose to secrete venom from said fangs from the newly formed, vein like tubes which carry the venom through their fangs.
This effect makes the users bite much more deadly, even to cursed spirits. But this aspect carries a special use when the user is carrying a cursed tool. Once the user has formed a special bond with a cursed tool, they may use their technique to attach the tool to themselves using their venomous veins.
These veins then spread throughout the weapon before they become one with it. From then on, whenever the user wields the weapon, the blade of the tool will begin to secrete the same venom as their fangs. Thus creating their own fang.
Flexibility - This aspect is one of the techniques few passive abilities. Making the users body extremely flexible and agile. Giving them the ability to bend and twist in ways very few can.
But this aspects most important quality is its ability to prevent physical damage. It grants the user the ability to bend their body in such a way that they absorb the shock of a physical attack without taking much damage.
Similar to how a martial artist wouldn’t do much damage to a plastic bag in free fall or how a swordsmen would have a tough time cutting a napkin floating through the air. The users body would simply move with the blow and bend around it, nullifying much of the force in the process.
Swiftness - This aspect allows the user to snap forward with tremendous speed with very little build up. Like how a serpent can go from sitting completely still to attacking in a split second, the user can accelerate from standing still to near full speed just as fast.
This swiftness also carries over to the attacks of the user. The users sword can be resting still at their side one moment, and decapitating their opponent in the next.
Maximum: Rebirth
This aspect of the serpent is born from the Japanese people’s belief in the snake being a symbol of rebirth. This allows the user the ability to be “reborn” once every 8 days. This rebirthing process starts with a hot cloud of steam enveloping the user before curing them of all damage, exhaustion, and cursed energy drainage as well as any other negative effects inflicted by a cursed technique. Thus rebirthing the used completely free of harm and suffering.
Domain Expansion: Ama-ga-fuchi
In Japanese mythology, Yamata-no-Orochi, an eight-headed, eight-tailed snake or dragon monster, is said to have lived in Ama-ga-fuchi, a deep pool in the Kisuki area of Un-nan City where the waters of the Hii River slow. This is where this domain expansion occurs.
Once captured in this domain, the opponent will instantly be injected with a particularly potent and plentiful dosage of the venom seeping from the users fangs.
A large, 8 headed serpentine dragon will then emerge from the large pool of water inhabiting the domain. This dragon, Yamata-no-Orochi, has the power to transform itself into any creature it desires. This allows it to transform into the perfect creature to defeat the opponent as.
The transformation only transforms one of its heads into the head of the desired creature, leaving the remaining heads to transform into other creatures to further counter the opponent, never letting them get use to the same creature.
This almost impossible foe combined with the devising effects of the users venom liquefying the opponent’s internal organs, not to mention the user themselves, will surly spell the end of any combatant.
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Scales - This aspect allows for the manifestation of scales. These scales can appear anywhere on the users body and while they may appear insignificant, they are extremely resistant to cursed energy.
These scales are specifically designed to defend the user against any spiritual threat, making attacking them with cursed energy lack luster at best. This effect works by absorbing the attacking cursed energy into the scales before reinforcing them with said cursed energy.
Once this happens, any future damage from that same cursed energy signature will be even less effective as cursed techniques and cursed energy are far less effective when faced with the users own cursed energy.
These scales do not have the same effect on physical damage however, being of little help when faced with the material instead of the spiritual.
Fangs - This aspect passively extends the users canines into teeth resembling the fangs of a viper. Once this is done, the user can choose to secrete venom from said fangs from the newly formed, vein like tubes which carry the venom through their fangs.
This effect makes the users bite much more deadly, even to cursed spirits. But this aspect carries a special use when the user is carrying a cursed tool. Once the user has formed a special bond with a cursed tool, they may use their technique to attach the tool to themselves using their venomous veins.
These veins then spread throughout the weapon before they become one with it. From then on, whenever the user wields the weapon, the blade of the tool will begin to secrete the same venom as their fangs. Thus creating their own fang.
Flexibility - This aspect is one of the techniques few passive abilities. Making the users body extremely flexible and agile. Giving them the ability to bend and twist in ways very few can.
But this aspects most important quality is its ability to prevent physical damage. It grants the user the ability to bend their body in such a way that they absorb the shock of a physical attack without taking much damage.
Similar to how a martial artist wouldn’t do much damage to a plastic bag in free fall or how a swordsmen would have a tough time cutting a napkin floating through the air. The users body would simply move with the blow and bend around it, nullifying much of the force in the process.
Swiftness - This aspect allows the user to snap forward with tremendous speed with very little build up. Like how a serpent can go from sitting completely still to attacking in a split second, the user can accelerate from standing still to near full speed just as fast.
This swiftness also carries over to the attacks of the user. The users sword can be resting still at their side one moment, and decapitating their opponent in the next.
Maximum: Rebirth
This aspect of the serpent is born from the Japanese people’s belief in the snake being a symbol of rebirth. This allows the user the ability to be “reborn” once every 8 days. This rebirthing process starts with a hot cloud of steam enveloping the user before curing them of all damage, exhaustion, and cursed energy drainage as well as any other negative effects inflicted by a cursed technique. Thus rebirthing the used completely free of harm and suffering.
Domain Expansion: Ama-ga-fuchi
In Japanese mythology, Yamata-no-Orochi, an eight-headed, eight-tailed snake or dragon monster, is said to have lived in Ama-ga-fuchi, a deep pool in the Kisuki area of Un-nan City where the waters of the Hii River slow. This is where this domain expansion occurs.
Once captured in this domain, the opponent will instantly be injected with a particularly potent and plentiful dosage of the venom seeping from the users fangs.
A large, 8 headed serpentine dragon will then emerge from the large pool of water inhabiting the domain. This dragon, Yamata-no-Orochi, has the power to transform itself into any creature it desires. This allows it to transform into the perfect creature to defeat the opponent as.
The transformation only transforms one of its heads into the head of the desired creature, leaving the remaining heads to transform into other creatures to further counter the opponent, never letting them get use to the same creature.
This almost impossible foe combined with the devising effects of the users venom liquefying the opponent’s internal organs, not to mention the user themselves, will surly spell the end of any combatant.
2024.06.09 10:27 Wooleyty I met the Dogman at Raven's Nest and it took my sister. [Part two]
As if in response to his words, the rain began to pour down in torrents. I scanned the area frantically, searching for shelter from the deluge. My eyes landed on a nearby gazebo, its roof providing a semblance of protection from the elements. I pointed it out to Lily and Mark, and without hesitation, we hurried over and huddled together beneath its flimsy shelter.
As we stood there, trying to formulate a plan, I couldn't help but notice the water cascading down from the mountaintop, converging into streams that flowed ominously toward the town below.
"It's going to flood," I stated, my voice trembling with uncertainty. I racked my brain, desperately trying to devise a course of action in the face of impending disaster.
Lily shot me a look of concern, her brows furrowed with worry, while Mark's head whipped around in my direction, his expression a mix of shock and disbelief.
"What? How do you know?" Mark demanded, his voice cracking with anxiety.
"Look," I replied, pointing towards the only road leading in and out of the town situated atop the mountain.
As Lily and Mark turned to follow my gaze, their eyes widened in horror. The road had transformed into a raging torrent, resembling more of a waterfall than a thoroughfare.
"Fuck," Mark muttered under his breath, his voice heavy with dread.
"We have to find somewhere elevated, away from the ground," I insisted, scanning our surroundings for potential refuge.
"There!" Lily exclaimed suddenly, pointing towards the Library, which was not far in the distance. Perched on the side of the mountain, it was accessible only via a flight of stairs. Its elevated position promised some degree of safety from the rising waters, and its sturdy roof offered protection from the relentless downpour.
"Okay, let's go!" I declared, breaking into a sprint towards the Library. The building was within reach after just a few minutes of brisk running. As I reached the steps, water cascaded down from above, creating a makeshift waterfall that made the climb treacherous but manageable. Determinedly, I ascended the stairs, each step bringing me closer to safety.
As I reached the top of the stairs and glanced back down, my heart sank at the sight of Lily and Mark still struggling to reach safety. "Let's go! Hurry!" I shouted over the din of the storm, my voice barely audible amidst the howling winds and pounding rain.
Lily dashed towards me with determination, but Mark remained rooted in the spot, paralyzed by fear.
"Mark, come on! Let's go!" I urged, my voice tinged with urgency. But just then, a deafening roar echoed through the valley, freezing us all in our tracks. It was the same roar we'd heard earlier. Still, now it was closer and had a chilling amalgamation of animalistic cries and human-like roars, resonating with an eerie intensity.
Breaking free from the spell of terror, I shouted again, "Come on, Mark! You're almost here!"
As Lily struggled against the rising tide of the cascading water coming down the stairs, I reached out to her, my hand extended in a desperate attempt to pull her to safety. She stumbled, but I managed to grasp her arm and haul her up the rest of the steps.
Glancing down, I saw Mark finally lurch into motion, his movements labored as he fought against the now ankle-deep water. With every step, he seemed to expend what little energy he had left.
"Mark, you can do it! Just a little further!" Lily's voice echoed through the storm, urging him on.
But as Mark neared the stairs, the water flowing down the steps surged with newfound force, threatening to sweep him away. With a burst of adrenaline, he pushed himself forward, his fingers grazing mine for a fleeting moment before the current overwhelmed him.
Helplessly, Lily and I watched as Mark was carried downstream, his screams of terror echoing through the valley. And then, as if summoned by the chaos, a monstrous figure appeared out of the shadows in the street.
Standing tall and menacing amid the storm, it was like something out of a nightmare. A grotesque fusion of man and beast, its black fur matted and patchy, its human-like face contorted into a snarling, canine visage.
As the creature locked eyes with Mark, it lunged forward with terrifying speed, its massive form crashing down upon him in a flurry of claws and fangs. Mark's screams pierced the night air, a haunting symphony of agony and despair that sent shivers down my spine.
Unable to bear the horror unfolding before us, Lily turned away, her face twisted in anguish as she fought back tears. As the creature dragged Mark into the darkness, I felt a cold chill run down my spine, a chilling reminder of the darkness within the heart of the Raven's Nest.
As I watched in horror, the creature tore into Mark's body with savage ferocity, reducing him to nothing more than a bloody mass of flesh. Its eyes met mine for a fleeting moment, sending a chill down my spine as it snatched up what remained of Mark and vanished into the darkness.
With trembling hands, Lily pulled me into the Library and hastily barricaded the door with a bookcase. My mind reeled with shock and disbelief, unable to process the gruesome scene that had just unfolded before my eyes.
"Rory, Rory, snap out of it!" Lily's voice pierced through the fog of my mind, her words a distant echo as I struggled to regain my composure. Her soothing touch and gentle words slowly brought me back to reality, the weight of what had just transpired crashing down upon me like a tidal wave.
I found myself hyperventilating, gasping for air as panic threatened to overwhelm me. Lily held me close, her arms a lifeline amid the chaos, calming my racing heart and guiding me back from the brink of despair.
It wasn't the first time I had experienced such a paralyzing reaction to trauma. The memories of our parents' passing flooded back, the pain and grief still raw after all these years. And now, faced with the brutal reality of Mark's demise, I felt myself slipping into that familiar state of shock once again.
Lily's tears mingled with mine as we huddled on the cold library floor, seeking solace in each other's embrace. The distant sounds of the monster devouring its prey served as a grim reminder of the danger that lurked just beyond our makeshift barricade.
In that moment of despair, all we could do was hold onto each other, finding strength in our shared grief and determination to survive. But deep down, I knew that the nightmare was far from over and that the horrors of the Raven's Nest had only begun.
Lily drifted off into sleep relatively quickly. She needed the rest; despite being twenty-seven, she was still young, and the day's events had taken their toll on her. I couldn't help but reminisce about our childhood memories when I used to affectionately refer to her as "Lil Sister." Those memories brought a sense of comfort amidst the chaos, and as I dwelled on them, I felt myself being pulled into the embrace of sleep.
Before long, I, too, succumbed to exhaustion, the weight of the day finally catching up with me. As I drifted off into slumber, memories of simpler times danced through my mind, mingling with the events of the present in a surreal dreamscape. And as the tendrils of sleep enveloped me, I found solace in the fleeting moments of tranquility amidst the chaos of the Raven's Nest.
I bolted awake at the sound of crashing, instantly alert and searching for Lily in the darkness. My eyes hadn't yet adjusted, so I fumbled in my bag for a flashlight, my heart pounding with anxiety. As the beam of light pierced the darkness, I swept it around the room, desperately seeking any sign of my sister. Then, another crash echoed from the direction of the basement stairs, labeled ominously in the dim light.
Normally, I'd have hesitated to descend into such a foreboding place, but with Lily missing, I had no choice. Slowly, cautiously, I made my way down the stairs, the beam of light casting eerie shadows on the damp walls.
The sound of running water grew louder with each step, and when I rounded the corner, I was met with the sight of the flooded basement. Something stirred in the murky depths, a figure moving in the dim light at the room's far end. My heart raced as I approached, the water sloshing around my ankles with each step. And then, in the faint glow of the flashlight, I saw her: Lily, struggling against an unseen force, her movements frantic and desperate.
I waded through the waist-deep water, my movements sluggish against the pressure, trying to reach Lily as she struggled against something unseen. The rustling and grunting ceased as I pushed forward, the urgency building with each step.
"Lily, what's going on?" I called out, my voice strained with concern.
"Rory?" Lily's voice came from the other end of the room, surprisingly calm.
Finally reaching her, I found Lily hidden behind a stack of boxes, her attention fixed on a metal ammunition box she'd uncovered.
"What the hell are you doing?" I whispered urgently.
"Maybe there's something in here we can use against... whatever the fuck that thing is," Lily replied, her voice tinged with desperation as she attempted to pry the box open, to no avail.
"Bring it upstairs, and maybe we can find something to open it," I suggested in a hushed tone, my nerves on edge as I scanned our surroundings for any sign of danger.
Lily's frustration seemed to dissipate into resignation as she met my gaze. Together, we began to wade back through the flooded basement, our senses heightened by the impending danger. Suddenly, the tranquility of our surroundings shattered as the front door upstairs, our only means of escape out of the building, sounded like it was violently torn from its hinges, the sound echoing through the basement like a harbinger of doom.
The heavy, ominous footsteps of the creature reverberated through the air, accompanied by the unsettling growl of its breath. It was clear that our presence had been detected, and the beast was now descending into the basement, drawing closer with each passing moment. Panic seized me as I realized the gravity of our situation - we were trapped, with nowhere to run and the relentless pursuit of the unknown closing in on us.
"Shh..." I hushed urgently, motioning for Lily to hide behind the boxes with me as the ominous sound of the creature's approach grew nearer. Despite the impending danger, Lily remained fixated on the ammunition box, her determination evident in her efforts to unlock it quietly.
"Stop," I whispered with growing frustration, attempting to draw her attention away from the futile task. However, it seemed as though she was wholly absorbed in her mission, impervious to my attempts to redirect her focus. Desperation gnawed at me as I realized the precariousness of our situation, with the creature closing in and Lily oblivious to the imminent threat, likely due to the shock of the day's events.
The monster's presence in the basement sent a chill down my spine as I peered cautiously from behind the boxes, taking in its imposing figure. Despite the water being waist deep for me, the creature waded through effortlessly, its massive form towering over us. Its keen senses were evident as it sniffed the air, detecting our presence with unsettling accuracy.
As Lily's persistent efforts finally paid off and the box squeaked open, her triumphant expression quickly shifted to one of realization and dread as the monster roared in response. The deafening sound reverberated through the basement, causing me to instinctively cover my ears in a futile attempt to block it out. Amidst the roar, I could discern an underlying tone that chilled me to the core—a human-like cry buried within the beast's primal roar, as if someone were pleading for mercy.
With adrenaline coursing through my veins, I lunged to the side, pulling Lily with me as we narrowly avoided the charging monster. For a moment, I thought we had escaped unharmed, but my relief turned to horror when Lily's scream pierced the air. Glancing down, my heart sank as I witnessed the gruesome sight—her leg had been violently torn from her body, leaving a trail of blood that tainted the water around us, a vivid crimson. The agony etched on her face mirrored the shock and helplessness I felt at that moment.
The sight before me was a nightmare made real. My mind recoiled at the grotesque spectacle unfolding as the monster tore into Lily's severed leg with savage abandon. Blood sprayed in every direction, mingling with the water to create a chilling tableau of horror. Each crunch and tear of flesh echoed in the cramped basement, a grotesque symphony of violence.
For a moment, I was frozen in shock, unable to comprehend the sheer brutality of what I was witnessing. It felt like time had slowed to a crawl, trapping me in this macabre scene of primal savagery. The monster's inhuman appetite seemed insatiable as it devoured Lily's flesh from her forcefully amputated leg, indifferent to her screams of agony as she lay not even fifteen feet away from it, screaming in pain.
As I watched in horrified fascination, a sickening realization dawned on me: we were not dealing with a mere beast but a predator driven by an insatiable hunger for flesh. And if I didn't act fast, Lily wouldn't be the only victim of its ravenous appetite.
With grim determination, I focused on the task at hand. Ignoring the nauseating sight of Lily's mangled leg, I reached for her, gripping her arm tightly. She cried out in pain as I hoisted her out of the water, her screams echoing in the basement.
"Come on, Lily, we need to go," I urged, my voice tinged with urgency. Ignoring the searing pain in her eyes, she nodded weakly, her face contorted in agony.
Together, we staggered towards the stairs, every step a Herculean effort against the overwhelming tide of fear and despair. The monster continued its grisly feast behind us, the sounds of its feasting driving us forward with a renewed sense of urgency.
I stumbled over an unseen obstacle beneath the water's surface, sending Lily and me plunging into the cold, dark depths. The shock of the fall stole my breath, and for a moment, disorientation clouded my senses as we struggled to regain our footing.
Frantically, I reached out in the darkness, my hands grasping for Lily's form as water rushed into my nose and mouth. With a surge of panic, I managed to find her, clutching onto her tightly as we resurfaced, coughing and sputtering.
As we gasped for air, I felt the weight of Lily's body in my arms, and with every ounce of strength I could muster, I began to drag her toward the stairs as she floated.
Struggling to hoist her up, I noticed the severity of Lily's injury more clearly. Her left leg was missing from the knee down, torn off in a gruesome manner. Each time I dragged her up a step, her bloody stump thudded against the hard surface, eliciting agonizing screams from her. Finally, we reached the corner of the stairs, where I adjusted her position to navigate the new angle.
As we turned the corner and I struggled to hoist Lily onto the first step of this new and longer set of stairs, the thunderous approach of the monster echoed through the basement, intensifying with each passing moment. Though I couldn't see it, the sound of its sprinting footsteps through the water and heavy breathing grew louder, signaling its imminent arrival. Fueled by adrenaline, I tugged harder on Lily's collar, the urgency of escape overriding any concerns about her injury. All that mattered now was getting her to safety before the creature reached us.
As we ascended, almost halfway now, I caught sight of the creature turning the corner. Its rapid pace caused it to collide with the wall, the force denting the cement as it rebounded. The sight filled me with a surge of terror, propelling me to pull Lily with renewed urgency. For a moment, she felt weightless in my grasp as I almost dragged her completely up the stairs, driven by sheer determination. Yet, as my grip faltered, I felt her slipping from my hold.
The moisture from the rain and flooding had made my hands slippery. Everything seemed to unfold in agonizing slow motion as Lily tumbled down the stairs, her descent helpless and inevitable. In the blink of an eye, the monster pounced upon her, its ferocious hunger driving it to begin devouring her without hesitation. Frozen at the top of the stairs, I watched in horror, my gaze alternating between the gruesome spectacle unfolding below and my wet, pruned hands, feeling utterly powerless to intervene.
The monster's gaze briefly flickered toward me as if acknowledging my presence for the first time since it began its grisly meal. Another thunderous roar erupted from its throat, prompting me to instinctively cover my ears. Again, I could have sworn I heard a desperate man screaming when the thing roared.
With a surge of adrenaline, I dashed up the final step and slammed the door shut behind me, shutting out the horrifying scene below.
As I fled through the unlit and dark town, I encountered areas still very submerged by the flooding, forcing me to swim through the murky waters in a desperate bid for escape. As I sprinted through the town, the absence of rainfall struck me. How long had it been since the downpour ceased? How long had I been asleep? Time seemed distorted, the day's events blending into a surreal blur. I pressed on, my only focus now: finding a way out of this nightmare.
After what felt like an eternity of navigating through the flooded streets, with every step weighed down by the relentless rainwater, I finally reached the end of the main paved road, where it transitioned into the dirt path leading to the mine—the sole exit out of town. The dark, murky, muddy path stretched ahead, promising a treacherous journey. The thick sludge threatened to swallow any misstep, making each footfall precarious.
As I stood there, catching my breath and surveying the daunting path ahead, the distant echo of the monster's roar pierced the eerie silence. It was a chilling reminder that danger lurked nearby, urging me to push forward despite the obstacles ahead.
By the time I reached Lily's jeep, I had lost both my shoes to the road and was caked in the thick, clinging mud. I swung open the jeep door, my heart racing with the anticipation of escape, only to be met with the realization that I didn't have the key. Frustration boiled over, and I cursed loudly, slamming the door shut in a fit of anger.
Then, a flicker of memory illuminated my mind: Lily's old jeep, a '95 Jeep Wrangler. We had discovered soon after she bought it that, true to its shoddy nature, it could be started with nothing more than a screwdriver in the ignition.
In a frantic search, my eyes darted around the muddy surroundings, desperate for any sign of a tool or implement that could help me start Lily's jeep. The sound of the monster's roar reverberated in the air, closer now, sending shivers down my spine. Every second felt like an eternity as I scoured the area, my heart pounding with fear and adrenaline.
Peering down the muddy road, I spotted the lumbering figure of the monster struggling to ascend. Its massive form sank into the mud with each step, hindering its progress as its feet and hands became mired in the thick, sticky terrain. Relief washed over me as I realized this bought me precious moments, a brief respite in my frantic escape.
I decide to look inside the car as I frantically rummage through the cluttered middle console of the car, my heart pounding against my ribcage. Every second felt like an eternity as I searched desperately for anything that could start the engine. Amidst the chaos of scattered items—a map, an old CD case, a jumble of charging cables—I felt my fingers close around something solid.
Pulling it out, I found a weathered Swiss Army knife, its metal casing worn and scratched from years of use. I unfolded the blade with trembling hands and positioned it carefully within the ignition. The familiar weight of the blade grounded me amid panic as I turned it, hoping against hope that it would work.
The engine sputtered to life after a few tense moments, its roar filling the confined space of the jeep. Relief flooded through me, mingled with uncertainty about what lay ahead. As I glanced up, I caught sight of the approaching monster, its massive form looming closer with each passing second.
With a quick intake of breath, I slammed the car into reverse, the tires spinning in the thick mud before gaining traction. The jeep lurched backward, leaving deep tracks in its wake as I raced away from The Raven's Nest.
The memories of that fateful day haunted me for years, a constant reminder of the horrors that lurked within The Raven's Nest. I tried to seek justice and warn others of the danger lurking in that cursed town, but each attempt fell on deaf ears.
As the years passed, I became increasingly disillusioned with my futile attempts to bring the truth to light. It wasn't that no one believed me; I knew too much. The secrets of The Raven's Nest ran deep, intertwined with the very fabric of the town's existence.
Authorities dismissed my claims as the ramblings of a troubled mind, unwilling or unable to acknowledge the darkness that permeated every corner of that forsaken place. And so, I resigned myself to the fact that some truths were better left buried, that the secrets of The Raven's Nest were meant to remain hidden.
In the quiet moments of solitude, I ponder the events of that harrowing day, eight years distant yet still vivid in my memory. I often wonder about those cameras we had installed, silent sentinels bearing witness to the horrors of The Raven's Nest. Do they still perch in their hidden alcoves, their lenses trained on the dormant secrets within those cursed streets?
The temptation to return, to retrieve that footage and unveil the truth to the world, is a constant tug at the edges of my consciousness. If only I could lay my hands on that evidence, undeniable proof of the malevolent forces that lurk in the shadows. But with each passing thought, a shiver courses down my spine, a reminder of the dread that still clings to the very mention of that forsaken place.
And so, the footage remains abandoned, lost to time and neglect, much like the town itself, swallowed by the unforgiving embrace of the valley. Perhaps some mysteries are best left buried, their secrets guarded by the silent guardians of the past.
I find myself consumed by a profound sense of guilt, particularly regarding Mark's tragic fate. I remember vividly the day we met at the museum, his genuine curiosity and eagerness to explore the town's history. Little did he know the peril that awaited us all. I can't help but feel responsible for leading him into that nightmare. It was a gruesome scene, etched into my memory with agonizing clarity. I watched in horror as the creature pounced on him, its razor-sharp claws tearing through flesh and bone with merciless efficiency. The sound of his screams still echoes in my ears, a chilling symphony of agony that pierces through the silence of my nightmares. At that moment, I was powerless to save him, gripped by a paralyzing terror that rendered me immobile. His death is a burden I carry with me always, a heavy weight that serves as a constant reminder of the price we paid for venturing into the heart of darkness.
I often find myself wondering about our parents' untimely departure, leaving behind a chasm filled with unanswered questions and aching longing. In the quiet of the night, I ponder how they would have reacted to my tale—of Lily's tragic end, of the nightmares we encountered in that desolate town. Would they have believed my words? Would they have comprehended the depth of my sorrow, the burden of guilt for failing to shield their cherished daughter?
In my heart, I carry the weight of my dear sister Lily's untimely demise. Her laughter, warmth, and unwavering spirit are now lost to the darkness that enveloped that cursed town. Each day, I long to see her smile once more, to hear her voice echoing in the halls of our shared memories. Yet, I know she is gone, forever lost to the merciless jaws of that insatiable beast. The memory of her screams, the sight of her torn body, they etch themselves into my soul, a painful reminder of the fragility of life and the cruelty of fate.
Lily's injury and her agonizing screams echo incessantly in the corridors of my mind, haunting me like a relentless specter. The memory of that moment is etched into my consciousness with vivid, excruciating detail—the sight of her torn leg, the gushing crimson of her blood staining the murky waters, and the raw, visceral sound of her screams reverberating through the air. Each time I close my eyes, I am transported back to that harrowing scene, unable to escape the overwhelming sense of helplessness that washed over me. Her pain, her fear, her desperation—all of it lingers like a scar on my soul, a constant reminder of the horrors we endured in that forsaken place.
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As we stood there, trying to formulate a plan, I couldn't help but notice the water cascading down from the mountaintop, converging into streams that flowed ominously toward the town below.
"It's going to flood," I stated, my voice trembling with uncertainty. I racked my brain, desperately trying to devise a course of action in the face of impending disaster.
Lily shot me a look of concern, her brows furrowed with worry, while Mark's head whipped around in my direction, his expression a mix of shock and disbelief.
"What? How do you know?" Mark demanded, his voice cracking with anxiety.
"Look," I replied, pointing towards the only road leading in and out of the town situated atop the mountain.
As Lily and Mark turned to follow my gaze, their eyes widened in horror. The road had transformed into a raging torrent, resembling more of a waterfall than a thoroughfare.
"Fuck," Mark muttered under his breath, his voice heavy with dread.
"We have to find somewhere elevated, away from the ground," I insisted, scanning our surroundings for potential refuge.
"There!" Lily exclaimed suddenly, pointing towards the Library, which was not far in the distance. Perched on the side of the mountain, it was accessible only via a flight of stairs. Its elevated position promised some degree of safety from the rising waters, and its sturdy roof offered protection from the relentless downpour.
"Okay, let's go!" I declared, breaking into a sprint towards the Library. The building was within reach after just a few minutes of brisk running. As I reached the steps, water cascaded down from above, creating a makeshift waterfall that made the climb treacherous but manageable. Determinedly, I ascended the stairs, each step bringing me closer to safety.
As I reached the top of the stairs and glanced back down, my heart sank at the sight of Lily and Mark still struggling to reach safety. "Let's go! Hurry!" I shouted over the din of the storm, my voice barely audible amidst the howling winds and pounding rain.
Lily dashed towards me with determination, but Mark remained rooted in the spot, paralyzed by fear.
"Mark, come on! Let's go!" I urged, my voice tinged with urgency. But just then, a deafening roar echoed through the valley, freezing us all in our tracks. It was the same roar we'd heard earlier. Still, now it was closer and had a chilling amalgamation of animalistic cries and human-like roars, resonating with an eerie intensity.
Breaking free from the spell of terror, I shouted again, "Come on, Mark! You're almost here!"
As Lily struggled against the rising tide of the cascading water coming down the stairs, I reached out to her, my hand extended in a desperate attempt to pull her to safety. She stumbled, but I managed to grasp her arm and haul her up the rest of the steps.
Glancing down, I saw Mark finally lurch into motion, his movements labored as he fought against the now ankle-deep water. With every step, he seemed to expend what little energy he had left.
"Mark, you can do it! Just a little further!" Lily's voice echoed through the storm, urging him on.
But as Mark neared the stairs, the water flowing down the steps surged with newfound force, threatening to sweep him away. With a burst of adrenaline, he pushed himself forward, his fingers grazing mine for a fleeting moment before the current overwhelmed him.
Helplessly, Lily and I watched as Mark was carried downstream, his screams of terror echoing through the valley. And then, as if summoned by the chaos, a monstrous figure appeared out of the shadows in the street.
Standing tall and menacing amid the storm, it was like something out of a nightmare. A grotesque fusion of man and beast, its black fur matted and patchy, its human-like face contorted into a snarling, canine visage.
As the creature locked eyes with Mark, it lunged forward with terrifying speed, its massive form crashing down upon him in a flurry of claws and fangs. Mark's screams pierced the night air, a haunting symphony of agony and despair that sent shivers down my spine.
Unable to bear the horror unfolding before us, Lily turned away, her face twisted in anguish as she fought back tears. As the creature dragged Mark into the darkness, I felt a cold chill run down my spine, a chilling reminder of the darkness within the heart of the Raven's Nest.
As I watched in horror, the creature tore into Mark's body with savage ferocity, reducing him to nothing more than a bloody mass of flesh. Its eyes met mine for a fleeting moment, sending a chill down my spine as it snatched up what remained of Mark and vanished into the darkness.
With trembling hands, Lily pulled me into the Library and hastily barricaded the door with a bookcase. My mind reeled with shock and disbelief, unable to process the gruesome scene that had just unfolded before my eyes.
"Rory, Rory, snap out of it!" Lily's voice pierced through the fog of my mind, her words a distant echo as I struggled to regain my composure. Her soothing touch and gentle words slowly brought me back to reality, the weight of what had just transpired crashing down upon me like a tidal wave.
I found myself hyperventilating, gasping for air as panic threatened to overwhelm me. Lily held me close, her arms a lifeline amid the chaos, calming my racing heart and guiding me back from the brink of despair.
It wasn't the first time I had experienced such a paralyzing reaction to trauma. The memories of our parents' passing flooded back, the pain and grief still raw after all these years. And now, faced with the brutal reality of Mark's demise, I felt myself slipping into that familiar state of shock once again.
Lily's tears mingled with mine as we huddled on the cold library floor, seeking solace in each other's embrace. The distant sounds of the monster devouring its prey served as a grim reminder of the danger that lurked just beyond our makeshift barricade.
In that moment of despair, all we could do was hold onto each other, finding strength in our shared grief and determination to survive. But deep down, I knew that the nightmare was far from over and that the horrors of the Raven's Nest had only begun.
Lily drifted off into sleep relatively quickly. She needed the rest; despite being twenty-seven, she was still young, and the day's events had taken their toll on her. I couldn't help but reminisce about our childhood memories when I used to affectionately refer to her as "Lil Sister." Those memories brought a sense of comfort amidst the chaos, and as I dwelled on them, I felt myself being pulled into the embrace of sleep.
Before long, I, too, succumbed to exhaustion, the weight of the day finally catching up with me. As I drifted off into slumber, memories of simpler times danced through my mind, mingling with the events of the present in a surreal dreamscape. And as the tendrils of sleep enveloped me, I found solace in the fleeting moments of tranquility amidst the chaos of the Raven's Nest.
I bolted awake at the sound of crashing, instantly alert and searching for Lily in the darkness. My eyes hadn't yet adjusted, so I fumbled in my bag for a flashlight, my heart pounding with anxiety. As the beam of light pierced the darkness, I swept it around the room, desperately seeking any sign of my sister. Then, another crash echoed from the direction of the basement stairs, labeled ominously in the dim light.
Normally, I'd have hesitated to descend into such a foreboding place, but with Lily missing, I had no choice. Slowly, cautiously, I made my way down the stairs, the beam of light casting eerie shadows on the damp walls.
The sound of running water grew louder with each step, and when I rounded the corner, I was met with the sight of the flooded basement. Something stirred in the murky depths, a figure moving in the dim light at the room's far end. My heart raced as I approached, the water sloshing around my ankles with each step. And then, in the faint glow of the flashlight, I saw her: Lily, struggling against an unseen force, her movements frantic and desperate.
I waded through the waist-deep water, my movements sluggish against the pressure, trying to reach Lily as she struggled against something unseen. The rustling and grunting ceased as I pushed forward, the urgency building with each step.
"Lily, what's going on?" I called out, my voice strained with concern.
"Rory?" Lily's voice came from the other end of the room, surprisingly calm.
Finally reaching her, I found Lily hidden behind a stack of boxes, her attention fixed on a metal ammunition box she'd uncovered.
"What the hell are you doing?" I whispered urgently.
"Maybe there's something in here we can use against... whatever the fuck that thing is," Lily replied, her voice tinged with desperation as she attempted to pry the box open, to no avail.
"Bring it upstairs, and maybe we can find something to open it," I suggested in a hushed tone, my nerves on edge as I scanned our surroundings for any sign of danger.
Lily's frustration seemed to dissipate into resignation as she met my gaze. Together, we began to wade back through the flooded basement, our senses heightened by the impending danger. Suddenly, the tranquility of our surroundings shattered as the front door upstairs, our only means of escape out of the building, sounded like it was violently torn from its hinges, the sound echoing through the basement like a harbinger of doom.
The heavy, ominous footsteps of the creature reverberated through the air, accompanied by the unsettling growl of its breath. It was clear that our presence had been detected, and the beast was now descending into the basement, drawing closer with each passing moment. Panic seized me as I realized the gravity of our situation - we were trapped, with nowhere to run and the relentless pursuit of the unknown closing in on us.
"Shh..." I hushed urgently, motioning for Lily to hide behind the boxes with me as the ominous sound of the creature's approach grew nearer. Despite the impending danger, Lily remained fixated on the ammunition box, her determination evident in her efforts to unlock it quietly.
"Stop," I whispered with growing frustration, attempting to draw her attention away from the futile task. However, it seemed as though she was wholly absorbed in her mission, impervious to my attempts to redirect her focus. Desperation gnawed at me as I realized the precariousness of our situation, with the creature closing in and Lily oblivious to the imminent threat, likely due to the shock of the day's events.
The monster's presence in the basement sent a chill down my spine as I peered cautiously from behind the boxes, taking in its imposing figure. Despite the water being waist deep for me, the creature waded through effortlessly, its massive form towering over us. Its keen senses were evident as it sniffed the air, detecting our presence with unsettling accuracy.
As Lily's persistent efforts finally paid off and the box squeaked open, her triumphant expression quickly shifted to one of realization and dread as the monster roared in response. The deafening sound reverberated through the basement, causing me to instinctively cover my ears in a futile attempt to block it out. Amidst the roar, I could discern an underlying tone that chilled me to the core—a human-like cry buried within the beast's primal roar, as if someone were pleading for mercy.
With adrenaline coursing through my veins, I lunged to the side, pulling Lily with me as we narrowly avoided the charging monster. For a moment, I thought we had escaped unharmed, but my relief turned to horror when Lily's scream pierced the air. Glancing down, my heart sank as I witnessed the gruesome sight—her leg had been violently torn from her body, leaving a trail of blood that tainted the water around us, a vivid crimson. The agony etched on her face mirrored the shock and helplessness I felt at that moment.
The sight before me was a nightmare made real. My mind recoiled at the grotesque spectacle unfolding as the monster tore into Lily's severed leg with savage abandon. Blood sprayed in every direction, mingling with the water to create a chilling tableau of horror. Each crunch and tear of flesh echoed in the cramped basement, a grotesque symphony of violence.
For a moment, I was frozen in shock, unable to comprehend the sheer brutality of what I was witnessing. It felt like time had slowed to a crawl, trapping me in this macabre scene of primal savagery. The monster's inhuman appetite seemed insatiable as it devoured Lily's flesh from her forcefully amputated leg, indifferent to her screams of agony as she lay not even fifteen feet away from it, screaming in pain.
As I watched in horrified fascination, a sickening realization dawned on me: we were not dealing with a mere beast but a predator driven by an insatiable hunger for flesh. And if I didn't act fast, Lily wouldn't be the only victim of its ravenous appetite.
With grim determination, I focused on the task at hand. Ignoring the nauseating sight of Lily's mangled leg, I reached for her, gripping her arm tightly. She cried out in pain as I hoisted her out of the water, her screams echoing in the basement.
"Come on, Lily, we need to go," I urged, my voice tinged with urgency. Ignoring the searing pain in her eyes, she nodded weakly, her face contorted in agony.
Together, we staggered towards the stairs, every step a Herculean effort against the overwhelming tide of fear and despair. The monster continued its grisly feast behind us, the sounds of its feasting driving us forward with a renewed sense of urgency.
I stumbled over an unseen obstacle beneath the water's surface, sending Lily and me plunging into the cold, dark depths. The shock of the fall stole my breath, and for a moment, disorientation clouded my senses as we struggled to regain our footing.
Frantically, I reached out in the darkness, my hands grasping for Lily's form as water rushed into my nose and mouth. With a surge of panic, I managed to find her, clutching onto her tightly as we resurfaced, coughing and sputtering.
As we gasped for air, I felt the weight of Lily's body in my arms, and with every ounce of strength I could muster, I began to drag her toward the stairs as she floated.
Struggling to hoist her up, I noticed the severity of Lily's injury more clearly. Her left leg was missing from the knee down, torn off in a gruesome manner. Each time I dragged her up a step, her bloody stump thudded against the hard surface, eliciting agonizing screams from her. Finally, we reached the corner of the stairs, where I adjusted her position to navigate the new angle.
As we turned the corner and I struggled to hoist Lily onto the first step of this new and longer set of stairs, the thunderous approach of the monster echoed through the basement, intensifying with each passing moment. Though I couldn't see it, the sound of its sprinting footsteps through the water and heavy breathing grew louder, signaling its imminent arrival. Fueled by adrenaline, I tugged harder on Lily's collar, the urgency of escape overriding any concerns about her injury. All that mattered now was getting her to safety before the creature reached us.
As we ascended, almost halfway now, I caught sight of the creature turning the corner. Its rapid pace caused it to collide with the wall, the force denting the cement as it rebounded. The sight filled me with a surge of terror, propelling me to pull Lily with renewed urgency. For a moment, she felt weightless in my grasp as I almost dragged her completely up the stairs, driven by sheer determination. Yet, as my grip faltered, I felt her slipping from my hold.
The moisture from the rain and flooding had made my hands slippery. Everything seemed to unfold in agonizing slow motion as Lily tumbled down the stairs, her descent helpless and inevitable. In the blink of an eye, the monster pounced upon her, its ferocious hunger driving it to begin devouring her without hesitation. Frozen at the top of the stairs, I watched in horror, my gaze alternating between the gruesome spectacle unfolding below and my wet, pruned hands, feeling utterly powerless to intervene.
The monster's gaze briefly flickered toward me as if acknowledging my presence for the first time since it began its grisly meal. Another thunderous roar erupted from its throat, prompting me to instinctively cover my ears. Again, I could have sworn I heard a desperate man screaming when the thing roared.
With a surge of adrenaline, I dashed up the final step and slammed the door shut behind me, shutting out the horrifying scene below.
As I fled through the unlit and dark town, I encountered areas still very submerged by the flooding, forcing me to swim through the murky waters in a desperate bid for escape. As I sprinted through the town, the absence of rainfall struck me. How long had it been since the downpour ceased? How long had I been asleep? Time seemed distorted, the day's events blending into a surreal blur. I pressed on, my only focus now: finding a way out of this nightmare.
After what felt like an eternity of navigating through the flooded streets, with every step weighed down by the relentless rainwater, I finally reached the end of the main paved road, where it transitioned into the dirt path leading to the mine—the sole exit out of town. The dark, murky, muddy path stretched ahead, promising a treacherous journey. The thick sludge threatened to swallow any misstep, making each footfall precarious.
As I stood there, catching my breath and surveying the daunting path ahead, the distant echo of the monster's roar pierced the eerie silence. It was a chilling reminder that danger lurked nearby, urging me to push forward despite the obstacles ahead.
By the time I reached Lily's jeep, I had lost both my shoes to the road and was caked in the thick, clinging mud. I swung open the jeep door, my heart racing with the anticipation of escape, only to be met with the realization that I didn't have the key. Frustration boiled over, and I cursed loudly, slamming the door shut in a fit of anger.
Then, a flicker of memory illuminated my mind: Lily's old jeep, a '95 Jeep Wrangler. We had discovered soon after she bought it that, true to its shoddy nature, it could be started with nothing more than a screwdriver in the ignition.
In a frantic search, my eyes darted around the muddy surroundings, desperate for any sign of a tool or implement that could help me start Lily's jeep. The sound of the monster's roar reverberated in the air, closer now, sending shivers down my spine. Every second felt like an eternity as I scoured the area, my heart pounding with fear and adrenaline.
Peering down the muddy road, I spotted the lumbering figure of the monster struggling to ascend. Its massive form sank into the mud with each step, hindering its progress as its feet and hands became mired in the thick, sticky terrain. Relief washed over me as I realized this bought me precious moments, a brief respite in my frantic escape.
I decide to look inside the car as I frantically rummage through the cluttered middle console of the car, my heart pounding against my ribcage. Every second felt like an eternity as I searched desperately for anything that could start the engine. Amidst the chaos of scattered items—a map, an old CD case, a jumble of charging cables—I felt my fingers close around something solid.
Pulling it out, I found a weathered Swiss Army knife, its metal casing worn and scratched from years of use. I unfolded the blade with trembling hands and positioned it carefully within the ignition. The familiar weight of the blade grounded me amid panic as I turned it, hoping against hope that it would work.
The engine sputtered to life after a few tense moments, its roar filling the confined space of the jeep. Relief flooded through me, mingled with uncertainty about what lay ahead. As I glanced up, I caught sight of the approaching monster, its massive form looming closer with each passing second.
With a quick intake of breath, I slammed the car into reverse, the tires spinning in the thick mud before gaining traction. The jeep lurched backward, leaving deep tracks in its wake as I raced away from The Raven's Nest.
The memories of that fateful day haunted me for years, a constant reminder of the horrors that lurked within The Raven's Nest. I tried to seek justice and warn others of the danger lurking in that cursed town, but each attempt fell on deaf ears.
As the years passed, I became increasingly disillusioned with my futile attempts to bring the truth to light. It wasn't that no one believed me; I knew too much. The secrets of The Raven's Nest ran deep, intertwined with the very fabric of the town's existence.
Authorities dismissed my claims as the ramblings of a troubled mind, unwilling or unable to acknowledge the darkness that permeated every corner of that forsaken place. And so, I resigned myself to the fact that some truths were better left buried, that the secrets of The Raven's Nest were meant to remain hidden.
In the quiet moments of solitude, I ponder the events of that harrowing day, eight years distant yet still vivid in my memory. I often wonder about those cameras we had installed, silent sentinels bearing witness to the horrors of The Raven's Nest. Do they still perch in their hidden alcoves, their lenses trained on the dormant secrets within those cursed streets?
The temptation to return, to retrieve that footage and unveil the truth to the world, is a constant tug at the edges of my consciousness. If only I could lay my hands on that evidence, undeniable proof of the malevolent forces that lurk in the shadows. But with each passing thought, a shiver courses down my spine, a reminder of the dread that still clings to the very mention of that forsaken place.
And so, the footage remains abandoned, lost to time and neglect, much like the town itself, swallowed by the unforgiving embrace of the valley. Perhaps some mysteries are best left buried, their secrets guarded by the silent guardians of the past.
I find myself consumed by a profound sense of guilt, particularly regarding Mark's tragic fate. I remember vividly the day we met at the museum, his genuine curiosity and eagerness to explore the town's history. Little did he know the peril that awaited us all. I can't help but feel responsible for leading him into that nightmare. It was a gruesome scene, etched into my memory with agonizing clarity. I watched in horror as the creature pounced on him, its razor-sharp claws tearing through flesh and bone with merciless efficiency. The sound of his screams still echoes in my ears, a chilling symphony of agony that pierces through the silence of my nightmares. At that moment, I was powerless to save him, gripped by a paralyzing terror that rendered me immobile. His death is a burden I carry with me always, a heavy weight that serves as a constant reminder of the price we paid for venturing into the heart of darkness.
I often find myself wondering about our parents' untimely departure, leaving behind a chasm filled with unanswered questions and aching longing. In the quiet of the night, I ponder how they would have reacted to my tale—of Lily's tragic end, of the nightmares we encountered in that desolate town. Would they have believed my words? Would they have comprehended the depth of my sorrow, the burden of guilt for failing to shield their cherished daughter?
In my heart, I carry the weight of my dear sister Lily's untimely demise. Her laughter, warmth, and unwavering spirit are now lost to the darkness that enveloped that cursed town. Each day, I long to see her smile once more, to hear her voice echoing in the halls of our shared memories. Yet, I know she is gone, forever lost to the merciless jaws of that insatiable beast. The memory of her screams, the sight of her torn body, they etch themselves into my soul, a painful reminder of the fragility of life and the cruelty of fate.
Lily's injury and her agonizing screams echo incessantly in the corridors of my mind, haunting me like a relentless specter. The memory of that moment is etched into my consciousness with vivid, excruciating detail—the sight of her torn leg, the gushing crimson of her blood staining the murky waters, and the raw, visceral sound of her screams reverberating through the air. Each time I close my eyes, I am transported back to that harrowing scene, unable to escape the overwhelming sense of helplessness that washed over me. Her pain, her fear, her desperation—all of it lingers like a scar on my soul, a constant reminder of the horrors we endured in that forsaken place.
2024.06.09 10:12 ButterscotchExpress1 PSA: Please don’t have multiple energy drinks a day
I feel like I should preface this by saying you’re entitled to do what you want with your body. What you do with your body is your decision
With that aside, having energy drinks is completely fine when you’re having them in moderation. Consuming multiple energy drinks a day is not safe on your body. There’s a ridiculously high amount of vitamin B2, B6, B12, etc in just one can of monster. Having multiple a day puts your health at risk. It adds up quickly. It’s very easy to overdose on vitamin B if you’re having multiple energy drinks on a daily basis. Too much vitamin B2 can cause liver damage
Again, what you do with your body is your choice, but I really do hope this post reaches people that want to prioritize their health & safety. Thanks for taking the time to read this
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With that aside, having energy drinks is completely fine when you’re having them in moderation. Consuming multiple energy drinks a day is not safe on your body. There’s a ridiculously high amount of vitamin B2, B6, B12, etc in just one can of monster. Having multiple a day puts your health at risk. It adds up quickly. It’s very easy to overdose on vitamin B if you’re having multiple energy drinks on a daily basis. Too much vitamin B2 can cause liver damage
Again, what you do with your body is your choice, but I really do hope this post reaches people that want to prioritize their health & safety. Thanks for taking the time to read this
2024.06.09 09:33 Hobosam21-C My college crush came back and I'm scared P.1
“Your girlfriend’s here” my brother and roommate called from across the house in an obnoxious tone. I didn’t feel like getting up see what he was talking about. I didn’t have a girlfriend, my social anxiety wouldn’t allow it.
With an exasperated sigh I got off the couch. “What are you talking about? Who’s at the…”
My brain froze, she was standing there. Her, Rachel. The girl. She had barely changed, she still had those big brown eyes that had pulled me in a decade ago. She was as beautiful as the last time I had seen her.
Oh God. No.
The memories came rushing back, the memories I had spent years repressing. I had all but convinced myself that night never happened.
I had been a freshman in college, away from everyone I knew for the first time. Making friends wasn’t easy but I was far from a loner.
Rachel and I had some class together, I don’t remember what it was for. We were bored and swapped each other others Snapchat IDs.
We talked occasionally over the next few weeks, commenting on each other’s stories and stuff. Then kind of out of the blue she asked if I wanted come over her place. Her and some friends were having a movie night.
“Heck yeah” I replied with a smiley emoji. “Awesome! We plan on watching the entire LOTR trilogy, pull an all nighter but you know how that’s probably gonna go lol”.
At the time I would have barely considered us friends, but if she wanted to explore things past that I was totally cool with the idea. She was fun, kind and really pretty.
The night came and sure enough the living room floor in the house her and her friends were renting was covered in mattresses.
She greeted me with a hug, it was nice. I think that was the first time we had had any sort of physical contact. After some introductions to the people already there we settled down to watch the movie.
It's funny what your brain locks onto. Shit went to hell right after the troll is killed. Three guys and a girl abruptly stood and starting walking backwards until they were each against opposing walls. Their eyes were blank, almost clouded over.
Rachel was standing in the hallway, the Whiteclaw she was holding fell to the floor but she didn’t seem to notice. Her eyes were wide, she glanced at me for just a moment.
A few people kind of chuckled nervously, the room had a weird tension to it. Like we all knew something wasn’t right but we didn’t know what to do about it.
Each of the four took off their shirts, they threw them to the side never blinking those awful eyes.
Energy was surging through me, I needed to go. I needed out. The girl next to me screamed, I turned to see the chest of the guy standing nearest her bulging. His skin split up the center revealing writhing mass inside him!
Others began to scream and stand, all of the four who stood glassy eyed now had gapping chest cavities. With a wet squelch tentacle like appendages burst out from them!
My heart skipped a beat leaving me gasping painfully for breath. The girl next to me was lifted from where she sat and pulled towards the nearest tentacle monster.
I didn’t help her, I didn’t help anyone. Others tried running but were snatched up and entangled in those wet dark green arms!
Unlike the others I didn’t run for the door. I scrambled up the stairs, pulling myself up with my hands as my feet tried to keep pace. I lost my fingernails but I didn’t care, I needed out!
Rachel didn’t move, she didn’t so much as glance my way.
I didn’t have time to think about that. I reached the top of the stairs just as one of the creatures started up after me. I ran into the nearest bedroom and closed the door behind me.
Running on pure adrenaline I ripped open the window and climbed onto the roof. I stopped myself from jumping down, I was directly over the front door. I could see light spilling across the front yard, the door was open.
Grabbing the gutter and praying it would hold I pulled myself up above the window. I had just cleared the window when I heard the bedroom door shatter. I ran across the roof at a reckless speed.
I didn’t think, I just jumped. The house was on a hill, that fact might have been what saved me. I fell what was probably thirty feet but landed on my ass on an incline.
Rather than shattering my legs I slid down the hill. Until my foot caught something and sent me tumbling head first through the ferns and brambles.
Once I caught my footing again I ran to the bottom of the hill. I found a road and followed it. At some point I cried myself to sleep under a tree.
I never went back. I didn’t even pack my things. Somehow my car ended up back at my dorm. After searching it I climbed in and drove two states back to my parents house.
I told them I flunked out and couldn’t afford my dorm. They were pissed but I didn’t care. I should have gone to therapy but I felt like that would have been like admitting it was real. I just couldn’t do it. I buried the memories by self medicating. I lived by leeching off others for years before I started getting my life back together.
Before convincing myself that night had never happened.
“Dude, that was ridiculous”. My brother’s voice pulled me from my memories, my dream? I was back on the couch. Rachel was nowhere to be seen.
“Seriously man, she’s cute and all but passing out because a girl talked to you? That’s next level bro”. I sat up looking around “where is she?” I demanded.
“Chill man, you probably freaked her out when you went all limp. Don’t worry, not only did I catch you and drag your heavy ass to the couch I got a note from her”.
I ripped the paper from his hand. “She took off pretty quick, she looked spooked. Anyways I have to get going, someone needs to pay the bills around here”.
I ignored him, my entire focus was riveted to the hand written note.
“I’m sorry to barge into your life like this but we need to talk. It’s urgent”.
She left an address and said to be there Saturday at noon.
I don’t know what to do. My memories of that night have to be false, there was no police reports, no missing people. It had to have been in my head. Maybe Rachel can clear things up for me, give me the closure I need.
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With an exasperated sigh I got off the couch. “What are you talking about? Who’s at the…”
My brain froze, she was standing there. Her, Rachel. The girl. She had barely changed, she still had those big brown eyes that had pulled me in a decade ago. She was as beautiful as the last time I had seen her.
Oh God. No.
The memories came rushing back, the memories I had spent years repressing. I had all but convinced myself that night never happened.
I had been a freshman in college, away from everyone I knew for the first time. Making friends wasn’t easy but I was far from a loner.
Rachel and I had some class together, I don’t remember what it was for. We were bored and swapped each other others Snapchat IDs.
We talked occasionally over the next few weeks, commenting on each other’s stories and stuff. Then kind of out of the blue she asked if I wanted come over her place. Her and some friends were having a movie night.
“Heck yeah” I replied with a smiley emoji. “Awesome! We plan on watching the entire LOTR trilogy, pull an all nighter but you know how that’s probably gonna go lol”.
At the time I would have barely considered us friends, but if she wanted to explore things past that I was totally cool with the idea. She was fun, kind and really pretty.
The night came and sure enough the living room floor in the house her and her friends were renting was covered in mattresses.
She greeted me with a hug, it was nice. I think that was the first time we had had any sort of physical contact. After some introductions to the people already there we settled down to watch the movie.
It's funny what your brain locks onto. Shit went to hell right after the troll is killed. Three guys and a girl abruptly stood and starting walking backwards until they were each against opposing walls. Their eyes were blank, almost clouded over.
Rachel was standing in the hallway, the Whiteclaw she was holding fell to the floor but she didn’t seem to notice. Her eyes were wide, she glanced at me for just a moment.
A few people kind of chuckled nervously, the room had a weird tension to it. Like we all knew something wasn’t right but we didn’t know what to do about it.
Each of the four took off their shirts, they threw them to the side never blinking those awful eyes.
Energy was surging through me, I needed to go. I needed out. The girl next to me screamed, I turned to see the chest of the guy standing nearest her bulging. His skin split up the center revealing writhing mass inside him!
Others began to scream and stand, all of the four who stood glassy eyed now had gapping chest cavities. With a wet squelch tentacle like appendages burst out from them!
My heart skipped a beat leaving me gasping painfully for breath. The girl next to me was lifted from where she sat and pulled towards the nearest tentacle monster.
I didn’t help her, I didn’t help anyone. Others tried running but were snatched up and entangled in those wet dark green arms!
Unlike the others I didn’t run for the door. I scrambled up the stairs, pulling myself up with my hands as my feet tried to keep pace. I lost my fingernails but I didn’t care, I needed out!
Rachel didn’t move, she didn’t so much as glance my way.
I didn’t have time to think about that. I reached the top of the stairs just as one of the creatures started up after me. I ran into the nearest bedroom and closed the door behind me.
Running on pure adrenaline I ripped open the window and climbed onto the roof. I stopped myself from jumping down, I was directly over the front door. I could see light spilling across the front yard, the door was open.
Grabbing the gutter and praying it would hold I pulled myself up above the window. I had just cleared the window when I heard the bedroom door shatter. I ran across the roof at a reckless speed.
I didn’t think, I just jumped. The house was on a hill, that fact might have been what saved me. I fell what was probably thirty feet but landed on my ass on an incline.
Rather than shattering my legs I slid down the hill. Until my foot caught something and sent me tumbling head first through the ferns and brambles.
Once I caught my footing again I ran to the bottom of the hill. I found a road and followed it. At some point I cried myself to sleep under a tree.
I never went back. I didn’t even pack my things. Somehow my car ended up back at my dorm. After searching it I climbed in and drove two states back to my parents house.
I told them I flunked out and couldn’t afford my dorm. They were pissed but I didn’t care. I should have gone to therapy but I felt like that would have been like admitting it was real. I just couldn’t do it. I buried the memories by self medicating. I lived by leeching off others for years before I started getting my life back together.
Before convincing myself that night had never happened.
“Dude, that was ridiculous”. My brother’s voice pulled me from my memories, my dream? I was back on the couch. Rachel was nowhere to be seen.
“Seriously man, she’s cute and all but passing out because a girl talked to you? That’s next level bro”. I sat up looking around “where is she?” I demanded.
“Chill man, you probably freaked her out when you went all limp. Don’t worry, not only did I catch you and drag your heavy ass to the couch I got a note from her”.
I ripped the paper from his hand. “She took off pretty quick, she looked spooked. Anyways I have to get going, someone needs to pay the bills around here”.
I ignored him, my entire focus was riveted to the hand written note.
“I’m sorry to barge into your life like this but we need to talk. It’s urgent”.
She left an address and said to be there Saturday at noon.
I don’t know what to do. My memories of that night have to be false, there was no police reports, no missing people. It had to have been in my head. Maybe Rachel can clear things up for me, give me the closure I need.
2024.06.09 09:31 tonytoad915 Just got my 1st paycheck in 6 years. Blew almost half on stake.
I know a lot of people will say "why did you do it"? Also "don't gamble what you can't lose". I did it because I got my first part time check of 149.87$. I put gas in my mom's car (20$). I got a monster energy drink 2 for 6 (6$). Got my stuff outta pawn (55.78$). I felt good. Bought myself a 6 pack (6.99$) then proceeded to add 60$ to stake and got my oa account up to 96$ . Then lost it all. I now feel so bad I will never gamble again. I use to throw a 20$ in and didn't care after I lost it. Now I have my new job and had a small check and feel horrible after losing. Just thinking out loud.
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2024.06.09 08:59 LogicalSir9538 What am I found???
 | I found these chinese Monster Energy drinks in Hungary. Actual location: EMyStore, Budapest. It cost 790 Huf per pieces. submitted by LogicalSir9538 to energydrinks [link] [comments] |
2024.06.09 07:52 Bios91 A7III + Tamron 28-75 2.8
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2024.06.09 07:43 ihateabusers5 The abuse will never go unacknowledged, bullies
I can't stand the fucking demons. they're abusers and assholes. my whole life the asshole bullies constsantly lied on me. constantly lied to me, about me, for me. all of it was lies. lies lies. lies. lies . lies .lies. i hate those assholes. today was another one of those fucking lies. my eggdonor asked me to clean the microwave. i said 'okay' and went to go clean it. the delusion demon started saying "Why are you being so disrepectful?" I told her I was not b eing disrespectful. nothing was wrong. i didn't do anything. the ugly demon started saying I was being disresepctful that was when my sperm donor got in my face and started yelling on the top of its lungs. "WHY ARE YOU SO DISRESPECTFUL? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" Then the sperm donor slapped me across the face. My egg donor started yelling "SEE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T LET HER STAY IN MY HOUSE. WE HAVE TO PUSH HER ON THE STREET."
And this has been my whole life living with those demons. always lying on me. always spreading fucking lies. When I started defneding myself and telling the truth, telling them that there was no problem that I wasn't doing anything, the sperm donor told me to stop talking. to not say anything and go clean the microwave and stop causing problems. I told it that i wasn't causing any prolblems, that I had peacefully agreed to clean the microwave and they started attacking me. That's when the sperm donor started telling me to stop talking and go back to work. When I was crying because of the verbal attack and physical attack my egg donor pulled out its phone and started recording me crying. It started shaming me saying, "Look at this big grown woman crying all because we took her phone away" she said behind the screen.
Evil liars. I will always hate them for nothing else except for all the lies they've tried to convince me of. My entire life they've tried to convince me that I was a bad child, a problem child. Always tried to convince me that i didn't deserve anything. always tried to make it seem as though I was causing the problems. from when I was a young child it was always put on me. the lies. so much was taken from me. a normal childhood. a normal sense of self. i was always a smart kid who excelled in school, a good , nice, polite and gentle kid. My evil cowardace bully parents used my softness as an easy target for abuse. theyve tried their whole life to convince me i was some problem child but the problem is that it's not true to reality.
They never even let me defend myself. even against the most disgusting abuses. I was always suppoised to take it up the ass with a smile. and when it was all done the evil demons would gaslight and say 'nobody has ever done anything to you.'
YOU HAVE DONE NSO MUCH WICKEDNESS TO ME. YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH EVIL TO ME AND IT WILL NEVER GO UNACKNOWLEDGED. EVERYONE KNOWS. EVERYONE WILL KNOW. IT WILL NEVER GO UNACKNOWLEDGED. I hate the lies.
I will always hate them for the lies. for the late nights stahying up so they could bully and atack me for no fucking reason. screaming and yelling at me while beating me until 1, 2, 3 in the morning on a school night. it's a miracle i still got good grades. they were so selfish too. got angry at me for prioritizing my school work and my extracurriculars like my peers, they yelled at me and told me i should be lucky i have a home to do my homework in the first place. they wanted me to priortize doing housechores over my homework. the crazy part is that i always did my house work. i did everything i was supposed to do. they tarfetted me and abused me for no reason. and then they lied. the bullying and lies all went unacknowedlged. 'nobody no do you nattin.' what losers.
I'm not 'acting out' for no reason fucking bullies. stop bulling me. stop picking on me. stop provoking me like you've done my entire fucking life. youve already taken so much from me. i hate you. i will always hate you for what you've done to me. for gaslighting me my entire life and acting like it wasn't always abuse. i will always hate you for the anger you projected on to me. the neglect and aggression you put on me. for you harvesting my energy for your own wickedness (noticed when I left for college you evil assholes started falling ill, it wasn't until i got back things slowed down). I will always hate you for making me small and making me too scared to ask for anything. always depriving me. always deprving me of things i need. taking away things i need. making me too scated to ask for things i want and need. bragging about provindng the bare minimum. YOU"RE SUPPOSEd TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS> I DONT ASK FOR ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. wicked monsters. i will always hate you. youre not gonna ruin my life. i hate you.
I will never forgive them for their cruelty towatds me (always speaking negative on me and attacking me for no reason) and their crueilty towards my siblings as well. I hate bullies. I despise abusers.
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And this has been my whole life living with those demons. always lying on me. always spreading fucking lies. When I started defneding myself and telling the truth, telling them that there was no problem that I wasn't doing anything, the sperm donor told me to stop talking. to not say anything and go clean the microwave and stop causing problems. I told it that i wasn't causing any prolblems, that I had peacefully agreed to clean the microwave and they started attacking me. That's when the sperm donor started telling me to stop talking and go back to work. When I was crying because of the verbal attack and physical attack my egg donor pulled out its phone and started recording me crying. It started shaming me saying, "Look at this big grown woman crying all because we took her phone away" she said behind the screen.
Evil liars. I will always hate them for nothing else except for all the lies they've tried to convince me of. My entire life they've tried to convince me that I was a bad child, a problem child. Always tried to convince me that i didn't deserve anything. always tried to make it seem as though I was causing the problems. from when I was a young child it was always put on me. the lies. so much was taken from me. a normal childhood. a normal sense of self. i was always a smart kid who excelled in school, a good , nice, polite and gentle kid. My evil cowardace bully parents used my softness as an easy target for abuse. theyve tried their whole life to convince me i was some problem child but the problem is that it's not true to reality.
They never even let me defend myself. even against the most disgusting abuses. I was always suppoised to take it up the ass with a smile. and when it was all done the evil demons would gaslight and say 'nobody has ever done anything to you.'
YOU HAVE DONE NSO MUCH WICKEDNESS TO ME. YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH EVIL TO ME AND IT WILL NEVER GO UNACKNOWLEDGED. EVERYONE KNOWS. EVERYONE WILL KNOW. IT WILL NEVER GO UNACKNOWLEDGED. I hate the lies.
I will always hate them for the lies. for the late nights stahying up so they could bully and atack me for no fucking reason. screaming and yelling at me while beating me until 1, 2, 3 in the morning on a school night. it's a miracle i still got good grades. they were so selfish too. got angry at me for prioritizing my school work and my extracurriculars like my peers, they yelled at me and told me i should be lucky i have a home to do my homework in the first place. they wanted me to priortize doing housechores over my homework. the crazy part is that i always did my house work. i did everything i was supposed to do. they tarfetted me and abused me for no reason. and then they lied. the bullying and lies all went unacknowedlged. 'nobody no do you nattin.' what losers.
I'm not 'acting out' for no reason fucking bullies. stop bulling me. stop picking on me. stop provoking me like you've done my entire fucking life. youve already taken so much from me. i hate you. i will always hate you for what you've done to me. for gaslighting me my entire life and acting like it wasn't always abuse. i will always hate you for the anger you projected on to me. the neglect and aggression you put on me. for you harvesting my energy for your own wickedness (noticed when I left for college you evil assholes started falling ill, it wasn't until i got back things slowed down). I will always hate you for making me small and making me too scared to ask for anything. always depriving me. always deprving me of things i need. taking away things i need. making me too scated to ask for things i want and need. bragging about provindng the bare minimum. YOU"RE SUPPOSEd TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS> I DONT ASK FOR ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. wicked monsters. i will always hate you. youre not gonna ruin my life. i hate you.
I will never forgive them for their cruelty towatds me (always speaking negative on me and attacking me for no reason) and their crueilty towards my siblings as well. I hate bullies. I despise abusers.
2024.06.09 07:04 adulting4kids Subgenres...even more!
- Hogwarts Literature: Fiction inspired by or set in a magical school setting similar to Hogwarts from the Harry Potter series.
- Cubicle Punk: Blends the aesthetics of cyberpunk with the mundane reality of office or corporate life.
- Bizarro Fiction: Absurdist and surreal storytelling that often defies traditional genre conventions.
- Monster Erotica: Explores romantic or erotic relationships with supernatural or monstrous creatures.
- Cryonics Literature: Involves the preservation of humans at low temperatures with the hope of revival in the future.
- Decadent Movement: A literary and artistic movement that rejects societal norms and embraces excess and decay.
- Solarpunk: Envisions a future where renewable energy and sustainable living practices prevail.
- Fungipunk: Blends punk aesthetics with fungi-inspired technology or settings.
- Radium Age Science Fiction: Refers to science fiction literature from the early 20th century, marked by the discovery of radium and its influence on storytelling.
- Hopepunk: Emphasizes hope, optimism, and resilience in the face of adversity.
- Landscape Poetry: Poetry that vividly describes and explores landscapes, both natural and man-made.
- Femslash: Fan fiction or literature featuring romantic or sexual relationships between female characters.
- Mythopoeia: The creation of myths or mythic worlds through literary or artistic means.
- Hikikomori Literature: Explores the phenomenon of social withdrawal and isolation, often associated with the hikikomori lifestyle in Japan.
- Wuxia: A Chinese genre of literature focused on martial arts heroes in ancient settings.
- Tsundoku Literature: Fictional works that explore the practice of acquiring books and letting them pile up without reading them.
- Cattlepunk: A western-inspired subgenre with advanced technology and cattle-centric themes.
- Hogwarts Literature: Fiction inspired by or set in a magical school setting similar to Hogwarts from the Harry Potter series.
- Solarpunk: Envisions a future where renewable energy and sustainable living practices prevail.
- Digital Poetry: Poetry created using digital tools and technology, often exploring the intersection of language and digital media.
2024.06.09 07:01 adulting4kids Rare Subgenres For Writing
We have so many different ways to express our appreciation for things. This series is an expensive list of the subgenres you can use as a writer to describe the projects you are working with.
Respond with anything you think might be missing, or comments on whatever you have that may fit one, or more, of these awesome definitions of subgenres!
This is supposed to be fun, so no rude Dolphin hate!
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Respond with anything you think might be missing, or comments on whatever you have that may fit one, or more, of these awesome definitions of subgenres!
This is supposed to be fun, so no rude Dolphin hate!
- Ergodic Literature: Requires effort from the reader beyond typical reading, often involving non-linear narratives or physical interaction with the book.
- Bildungsroman: A novel that focuses on the psychological and moral growth of the protagonist from youth to adulthood.
- Eco-Horror: Blends elements of horror and environmental issues, often featuring nature as a malevolent force.
- Biopunk: Explores the impact of biotechnology, genetic engineering, and biometrics on society.
- Cli-Fi (Climate Fiction): Focuses on climate change and its effects on the environment and humanity.
- Chick Lit Noir: Merges elements of women's fiction, mystery, and noir, typically featuring a female protagonist.
- Solarpunk: Envisions a future where renewable energy and sustainable living practices prevail.
- Flintlock Fantasy: Features technology equivalent to the flintlock firearm era in a fantasy setting.
- Transrealism: Blurs the line between reality and fiction, often incorporating real-life events and characters.
- Splatstick: Combines slapstick comedy with elements of horror, often involving exaggerated and gory violence.
- Crunchy Noir: A subversion of traditional noir with added elements of comedy and irreverence.
- Kaiju Erotica: Involves giant monsters (kaiju) in explicit or erotic contexts.
- Gastrofiction: Focuses on food and culinary experiences as a central theme in the narrative.
- Biopunk: Explores the societal implications of biotechnology, genetic engineering, and biometrics.
- Dieselpunk: Set in a world where diesel-based technology is prevalent, often in an alternate history.
- Bugpunk: Blends steampunk aesthetics with insect-inspired technology.
- Rural Noir: Noir fiction set in rural or small-town environments, often exploring dark themes.
- Hopepunk: Emphasizes hope, optimism, and resilience in the face of adversity.
- Mannerpunk: A subgenre of fantasy that focuses on manners, social hierarchies, and etiquette.
- Clockpunk: Features clockwork mechanisms and Renaissance-era technology in a fantasy setting.
- Atompunk: Centers around the aesthetics and technology inspired by the Atomic Age and mid-20th century.
- Dreadpunk: A subgenre of gothic horror that emphasizes a sense of dread and unease.
- Decopunk: Set in the Art Deco era, often with a focus on sleek design and glamour.
- Dying Earth Subgenre: Takes place in the last days of a dying world, often with a sense of decay and decline.
- Mannerpunk: Focuses on manners, social structures, and etiquette in a fantastical setting.
- Slipstream: Blurs the boundaries between mainstream fiction and speculative fiction.
- Cattlepunk: A western-inspired subgenre with advanced technology and cattle-centric themes.
- Oceanpunk: Features maritime and underwater settings with a focus on oceanic technology.
- Dolphin Poetry: Poetry inspired by or featuring dolphins as a prominent theme.
- Cat Poetry: Poetry centered around cats as a significant subject.
2024.06.09 06:43 Local_Afternoon7035 Unicorns and dragons.
OHHH. I understand now, first you have magnificent steed, then perhaps wild mustangs, (?) then you have work horse, then peaceful times will awaken the magic which will come from so many times of whipping the slave to man, combined with stroking a man’s soft loving “heart” (ya right) will awaken a form of evolution in which there will be a buildup of magic that will not be easily understood and will remind us that even the most revolting things we encounter have a very specific job within society, cause I’ve learned a lot of already known secret rituals that have been kept secret cause we can’t have sustainable families if people are experimenting their outlandish desires with animals, yet ostracize homosexuality or “pegging”. Alright for a woman, but mention it to a redneck American, and OMG, everyone’s got their shotguns out and covering each others ass. Yet let’s try to create the perfect species cause we’ve already done this, already done that, already thought in ways that the rest of world never imagined possible, and now they understand why. Cause you don’t value your women enough to feel safe with them to search for new experiences together in the safety and privacy of your homes, you don’t believe your children telling you about the monsters under the bed, or in the closet or their imaginary friends. And those that do have the knowledge and have had access to freely share it with others, decided to use it to make the world a safer place from hardworking men who yell cause their tired and don’t live in a nation where spanking your wife and child is ok, so what? Tell the Chinese govt that you got bent over and your ass turned bright red for spending all the money, or for not following household rules or chores cause helping a family in need. His family is in need. Then you get a buildup of scared energy that produces UNICORNS instead of the GODDAMN DRAGON. Which is because their SPIRITS ARE WARRIORS. NO. I’ve not seen Mulan. Sorry.
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2024.06.09 06:13 Odd_Bobcat_5915 I finally defeated typhon
 | I've finally defeated typhoon on level 33 with earth and nature masteries and I was a summoner and I'm very happy he only killed me 3 times 😁😁😁😁😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 submitted by Odd_Bobcat_5915 to TitanQuestAE [link] [comments] |
2024.06.09 05:29 Kelawesome Mythical UHC Statistics (S1-S12)
Mythical UHC Statistics (S1-S12)
Scenarios (Custom Coded are Bolded)
- Season 1 - To3; Bigfoot
- Season 2 - To2; Werewolf, Moved 0.0
- Season 3 - To5; Vampire
- Season 4 - To4; Wendigo
- Season 5 - To3; Bigfoot, Werewolf, Vampire, Wendigo, Quadrants, Timber
- Season 6 - To2; Yeti, Snowday
- Season 7 - To5; Slender Man, Half Smelting, Silent Night, Permanight, Split Spawn, Mumble
- Season 8 - To4; Loch Ness Monster, Kraken, Destroyed City World, Flooded, Custom World, Soul Brothers
- Season 9 - To3; Cerberus, Half Smelting, Team Inventory, Custom Resource Pack, Custom Worlds
- Season 10 - To4; Angels, Half Smelting, Custom Resource Pack
- Season 11 - RvBvGvY; Zombies, Half Smelting, Mystery Teams, Zombies Galore, Anonymous, Mumble
- Season 12 - To2; Chimera, Half Smelting
Monsters
- Season 1 - MemeDotJpeg as Bigfoot
- Season 2 - Kelawesome as the Werewolf
- Season 3 - Potsie, Aqualox, & ERHDude as Vampires
- Season 4 - kecleon & pigghetti as Wendigos
- Season 5 - Drake132667596 as Bigfoot, Kelawesome as the Werewolf, Potsie & Aqualox as Vampires, and kecleon & pigghetti as Wendigos
- Season 6 - omchris as the Yeti
- Season 7 - CipherKai as Slender Man
- Season 8 - Normoh as the Loch Ness Monster & RqDix as the Kraken
- Season 9 - Cyndic as Cerberus
- Season 10 - Drkrai as Death, Arich as the Messenger, FrostBros as Justice, SiahStone as the Captain, PokeMemes as the Healer, PresidentFleb as Wisdom, aalaan as Hope
- Season 11 - N/A
- Season 12 - Everyone
Winners (bold = alive, italic = dead)
- Season 1 - MemeDotJpeg
- Season 2 - PauloSSB, Codwhy
- Season 3 - JustNolan, omchris, Maia, Broseph
- Season 4 - kecleon, pigghetti
- Season 5 - pigghetti, kecleon
- Season 6 - JustNolan, 527Max
- Season 7 - JustNolan, GoldenNs, Brodator, aalaan, GreatGuyWill
- Season 8 - pigghetti, Bacan, Drake132667596, RiseGreekGamer
- Season 9 - ItsColinn, Chrissadilla, Ceije
- Season 10 - RqDix, ToontownOnline, ItsColinn, 78ford
- Season 11 - ItsColinn, omchris, DeluxeSniper, DKPMatt, Brodator, strategy, Ryfri, ArcticSeagull, Greeples
- Season 12 - ERHDude, JustNolan
Total Wins
4: JustNolan (S3, S6, S7, S12)3: pigghetti (S4, S5, S8), ItsColinn (S9, S10, S11)
2: kecleon (S4, S5), omchris (S3, S11), Brodator (S7, S11)
1: MemeDotJpeg (S1), PauloSSB, Codwhy (S2), Maia, Broseph (S3), 527Max (S6), GoldenNs, aalaan, GreatGuyWill (S7), Bacan, Drake132667596, RiseGreekGamer (S8), Chrissadilla, Ceije (S9), RqDix, ToontownOnline, 78ford (S10), DeluxeSniper, DKPMatt, strategy, Ryfri, ArcticSeagull, Greeples (S11), ERHDude (S12)
Runner Ups
- Season 1 - ItsColinn, hueLinkk, Wilsonkong
- Season 2 - RabidChipmunk, DomoDom0
- Season 3 - 527Max, Codwhy, Fra49, xCand, MemeDotJpeg
- Season 4 - Aqualox, xJosh427, Codwhy, Arich
- Season 5 - CipherKai, Wilsonkong, PedroLeGamer
- Season 6 - Arich, RqDix
- Season 7 - Greeples, pigghetti, PauloSSB, ElGavinoSupremo, Fcrm
- Season 8 - JustNolan, Greeples, Arich, 78ford
- Season 9 - Andrew512, pigghetti, Eluniel
- Season 10 - CrowJRC, Kelawesome, LittenTheScout, ArcticSeagull
- Season 11 - azoof, DJoee, benidk, Drkrai, ERHDude, SiahStone, Chrissadilla, idklyn, Eluniel
- Season 12 - Kelawesome, Brodator
Total Runner Ups
3: Arich (S4, S6, S8)2: Wilsonkong (S1, S5), Codwhy (S3, S4), Greeples (S7, S8), pigghetti (S7, S9), Kelawesome (S10, S12)
1: ItsColinn, hueLinkk (S1), RabidChipmunk, DomoDom0 (S2), 527Max, Fra49, xCand, MemeDotJpeg (S3), Aqualox, xJosh427 (S4), CipherKai, PedroLeGamer (S5), RqDix (S6), PauloSSB, ElGavinoSupremo, Fcrm (S7), JustNolan, 78ford (S8), Andrew512, Eluniel (S9), CrowJRC, LittenTheScout, ArcticSeagull (S10), azoof, DJoee, benidk, Drkrai, ERHDude, SiahStone, Chrissadilla, idklyn, Eluniel (S11), Brodator (S12)
Bronze Medals
- Season 1 - Louiwe, Andrew512, FrostBros
- Season 2 - JmcLFA, MannieDM
- Season 3 - Yveltql, EnergyPulse, PauloSSB, Microus
- Season 4 - CipherKai
- Season 5 - EnergyPulse, JustNolan, RabidChipmunk
- Season 6 - CipherKai, Brodator
- Season 7 - Cyndic, Potsie, Kiinako_, Harryb2000, Broseph
- Season 8 - Fcrm, SiahStone, Potsie, Chaingelx
- Season 9 - Kelawesome, Jordtim, Glarza
- Season 10 - pigghetti, Eluniel, Chrissadilla, Fcrm
- Season 11 - pigghetti, Kelawesome, Spongey, PresidentFleb, Cyndic, TheRealHagrid, Broseph, Prisma, MemeDotJpeg
- Season 12 - Fcrm, Greeples
Total Bronze Medals
3: Fcrm (S8, S10, S12)2: EnergyPulse (S3, S5), CipherKai (S4, S6), Cyndic, Broseph (S7, S11), Kelawesome (S9, S11), pigghetti (S10, S11)
1: Louiwe, Andrew512, FrostBros (S1), JmcLFA, MannieDM (S2), Yveltql, PauloSSB, Microus (S3), JustNolan, RabidChipmunk (S5), Brodator (S6), Potsie, Kiinako_, Harryb2000 (S7), SiahStone, Potsie, Chaingelx (S8), Jordtim, Glarza (S9), Eluniel, Chrissadilla (S10), Spongey, PresidentFleb, TheRealHagrid, Prisma, MemeDotJpeg (S11), Greeples (S12)
Participator List
(12 Seasons) 3: Brodator, ERHDude, Kelawesome (S1-12)(9 Seasons) 5: Broseph (S2-8, S11-12), omchris (S2-3, S6-12), kecleon (S2, S4-5, S7-12), pigghetti, RqDix (S4-12)
(8 Seasons) 5: Yveltql (S1-8), Codwhy (S1-5, S7-8, S12), FrostBros (S1, S3-5, S7, S9-10, S12), JustNolan (S3-9, S12), 527Max (S3-6, S8-11), Cyndic (S4, S6-12)
(7 Seasons) 6: Arich (S1-2, S4, S6, S8-10), SiahStone (S1, S3, S5, S8-11), ItsColinn (S1, S5, S8-12), aalaan (S5-11), Greeples (S6-12)
(6 Seasons) 6: RiseGreekGamer (S1-3, S5, S8-9), Normoh (S1-2, S4-5, S7-8), Drkrai (S1-2, S6, S9-11), Chrissadilla (S2, S6-7, S9-11), Drake132667596 (S3, S5-6, S8, S10, S12), Fcrm (S7-12)
(5 Seasons) 9: xCand (S1-3, S6, S8), Aqualox (S1, S3-5, S7), CipherKai (S3-6, S10), Potsie (S3-5, S7-8), Fra49 (S3-4, S6-8), Bacan (S5, S8-11), PresidentFleb (S5, S8, S10-12), Glarza (S8-12)
(4 Seasons) 9: MemeDotJpeg (S1-3, S11), Wilsonkong (S1-2, S4-5), strategy (S1, S3, S11-12), EnergyPulse (S2-3, S5-6), RabidChipmunk (S2, S5, S9-10,), Maia (S3-5, S12), GoldenNs (S5, S7-8, S10), Ryfri (S5, S9-11), Prisma (S7-9, S11), idklyn (S8, S10-12)
(3 Seasons) 13: Thermql (S1-2, S4), hueLinkk (S1-2, S5), DomoDom0 (S1-2, S12), PauloSSB (S2-3, S7), Abdalain (S2, S4-5), m4ku (S4-6), Vynil (S5, S10-11), Chasmic (S5, S10, S12), LittenTheScout (S6, S9-10), VioletSin (S8, S11-12), Eluniel (S9-11), benidk, DJoee (S10-12)
(2 Seasons) 26: colbay, MannyDM, (S1-2), Louiwe (S1, S8), Andrew512 (S1, S9), SoupestGlobe (S2, S6), DeluxeSniper (S2, S11), Microus (S3, S10), SPOOOD, xJosh427 (S4-5), PatCreeperBrown (S4, S6), ElGavinoSupremo, GreatGuyWill, ImCjYT (S5, S7), chloesad, MajorWoof (S5, S10), Spongey (S5, S11), Harryb2000 (S7-8), 78ford, CrowJRC (S8, S10), Ceije, Jordtim, lam59, ToontownOnline, (S9-10), ArcticSeagull, TheRealHagrid (S10-11), azoof (S11-12)
(1 Season) 21M/33G: DJ_Vapor (S1), JmcLFA, smilinkylan, Tneesh, Zahkari (S2), PotaTomas (S3), Mistic (S4), PedroLeGamer, scoobysnacks3, ShyGus (S5 Members), Birble, Bofishkix, buttergolem1, Caffeindiazepine, CHANGA, Chipzzy, Daffz, Emerric, Ezehh, Flouzemaker, FrozenBenny, HenryPlays, JaeDiesInConjure, JamestheDouglas, jamieNCL, Kahooter, katygoesuwu, Lighte, Lucarrio, OnlyCosmia, Psykl0ne, Rasguer, Sluggyg, swishduck, TonyEatWorld, TorinFBF, urboibrocko, Vetmire, WackoFlipper, warriorcat, Spacepod, XeR0x4, Zcin (S5 Guests), Eroe, Kiinako_ (S7), Chaingelx, Digdude (S8) Acadia, Fictional (S9), DianaB, GetNicked, PokeMemes (S10), DKPMatt (S11), MarcusWest (S12)
Kills
24 Kelawesome: Drkrai (S1), Drkrai, EnergyPulse, DeluxeSniper (S2), PauloSSB (S3), Greeples, SoupestGlobe (S6), ImCjYT (S7), ItsColinn, Brodator, RqDix, Normoh (S8), JustNolan, Ceije, Eluniel, Cyndic (S9), DianaB, Drake132667596, lam59 (S10), Bacan, Chrissadilla, SiahStone (S11), Broseph, JustNolan (S12)23 JustNolan: SiahStone, Codwhy, xCand (S3), Emerric (S5), xCand, omchris, Broseph, Chrissadilla, Drake132667596, Drkrai, EnergyPulse, CipherKai, RqDix, Arich (S6), Codwhy, Prisma, Kiinako_, Potsie, RqDix (S7), Glarza (S9), Glarza, VioletSin, MarcusWest (S12)
19 ItsColinn: DJ_Vapor, SiahStone, Andrew512, Louiwe (S1), 527Max, Brodator, Yveltql, scoobysnacks3, Wilsonkong (S5), Jordtim, Kelawesome, pigghetti (S9), 527Max, PresidentFleb, idklyn, Spongey, Drkrai, Kelawesome (S11), FrostBros (S12)
17 CipherKai: Kelawesome, RiseGreekGamer, PotaTomasTeamkill (S3), Kelawesome, PatCreeperBrown (S4), GoldenNs, Broseph, Daffz, Rasguer, Ezehh, Lucarrio, PresidentFleb, ItsColinn, GreatGuyWill (S5), pigghetti (S6), Ryfri, benidk (S10)
14 ERHDude: SPOOOD, Thermql, PotsieTeamkill , Mistic, JustNolan (S4), FrostBros, omchris, Kelawesome, pigghetti (S7), Ceije, LittenTheScout (S10), ItsColinn, Fcrm, Kelawesome (S12)
14 pigghetti: CipherKai (S4), Maia, ERHDude, JamestheDouglass, aalaan, JustNolan, EnergyPulse, CipherKai (S5), 527Max, Greeples, JustNolan (S8), RabidChipmunk, Chrissadilla (S9), strategy (S11)
13 Fcrm: ERHDude, Harryb2000, Prisma, kecleon, Louiwe, RiseGreekGamer (S8), Greeples, Drkrai, 527Max, ERHDude (S9), chloesad (S10), Fcrm (S11), Cyndic (S12)
12 omchris: ERHDude, Fra49, EnergyPulse (S3), 527Max (S6), PauloSSB, Chrissadilla (S7), LittenTheScout (S9), TheRealHagrid (S10), Eluniel, ERHDude, pigghetti, DJoee (S11)
11 kecleon: Abdalain, Wilsonkong, pigghetti, Yveltql, ERHDude, Aqualox (S4), Lighte, urboibrocko, FrostBros, Flouzemaker (S5), aalaan (S9)
11 RqDix: Codwhy (S4), Bacan (S5), m4ku, Brodator (S6), Arich (S9), MajorWoof, Vynil, SiahStone, Drkrai, Cyndic (S10), Drake132667596 (S12)
10 Brodator: ERHDude (S1), RiseGreekGamer (S5), ERHDude (S6), ElGavinoSupremo, Broseph (S7), Ryfri (S9), Prisma (S11), Maia, kecleon, benidk (S12)
8 527Max: m4ku (S4), idklyn, GoldenNs (S8), Fictional, delfino, ToontownOnline (S9), Microus, idklyn (S10)
8 PauloSSB: Arich, hueLinkk, smilinkylan, JmcLFA, RabidChipmunk, DomoDom0 (S2), Drake132667596 (S3), GreatGuyWill (S7)
7 Greeples: ERHDude, Brodator (S7), Chaingelx, Potsie, Broseph, Kelawesome, Cyndic (S8)
6 MemeDotJpeg: Arich, Normoh, Wilsonkong, ItsColinn, strategy (S1), strategy (S3)
5 Broseph: MemeDotJpeg (S3), ImCjYT (S5), Codwhy (S8), Broseph (S11), Brodator (S12)
5 CrowJRC: DJoee, 527Max, GetNicked, ERHDude, pigghetti (S10)
5 Cyndic: Eroe, Aqualox (S7), SiahStone (S9), aalaan (S10), Greeples (S12)
5 GoldenNs: Harryb2000, kecleon, Cyndic, Greeples (S7), Fra49 (S8)
5 MannyDM: RiseGreekGamer, Abdalain, Brodator, MemeDotJpeg, xCand (S2)
5 Potsie: FrostBros (S3), xJosh427, Maia (S4), Ryfri (S5), Arich (S8)
5 Yveltql : RiseGreekGamer, FrostBros (S1), Thermql (S2), Potsie (S3), Glarza (S8)
4 aalaan: ElGavinoSupremo, Caffeindiazepine, JaeDiesInConjure (S5), ArcticSeagull (S11)
4 Arich: Broseph (S4), Cyndic, Fra49 (S6), aalaan (S8)
4 benidk: Chasmic (S10), Glarza, TheRealHagrid (S11), Chasmic (S12)
4 DJoee: ArcticSeagull (S10), Ryfri, RqDix (S11), idklyn (S12)
4 Maia: CipherKai, Yveltql (S3), MajorWoof (S5), Codwhy (S12)
4 RabidChipmunk: Zahkari, SoupestGlobe, kecleon (S2), omchris (S10)
4 SiahStone: DomoDom0 (S1), 527Max (S3), Eluniel, GoldenNS (S10)
4 swishduck: Zcin, WackoFlipper, Vynil, OnlyCosmia (S5)
4 ToontownOnline: Arich, FrostBros, RabidChipmunk, CrowJRC (S10)
4 VioletSin: DJoee, omchris, DomoDom0, RqDix (S12)
4 Wilsonkong: Aqualox (S1), Broseph (S2), Abdalain, SPOOOD (S5)
3 Andrew512: kecleon, Brodator, lam59 (S9)
3 Bacan: Codwhy (S5), 78ford (S8), RqDix (S9)
3 Chrissadilla: LittenTheScout (S6), Andrew512 (S9), VioletSin (S11)
3 Codwhy: Kelawesome (S2), Brodator (S3), omchris (S8)
3 Drake132667596: Kelawesome, PatCreeperBrown (S6), Fcrm (S8)
3 Drkrai: Yveltql, aalaan (S6), Prisma (S9)
3 Fra49: Arich (S4), Normoh (S7), Yveltql (S8)
3 FrostBros: hueLinkk (S4), Yveltql (S7), Chrissadilla (S10)
3 Glarza: Greeples, CipherKai (S10), Brodator (S11)
3 GusDoesAKickflip: Normoh, RqDix, Kahooter (S5)
3 JamestheDouglas: FrozenBenny, Chipzzy, Sluggyg (S5)
3 Normoh: ERHDude (S2), Fra49 (S7), Digdude (S8)
3 PresidentFleb: Aqualox, chloesad (S5), Cyndic (S11)
3 Prisma: aalaan (S7), CrowJRC (S8), RiseGreekGamer (S10)
3 Rasguer: Psyklone, warriorcat, Drake132667596 (S5)
3 strategy: Brodator, xCand, Thermql (S1)
3 Vynil: Fcrm, PresidentFleb, ItsColinn (S10)
2 Acadia: FrostBros, Bacan (S9)
2 Aqualox: RqDix, Fra49 (S4)
2 CHANGA: HenryPlays, Bofishkix (S5)
2 Chasmic: pigghetti, PresidentFleb (S12)
2 DomoDom0: Kelawesome (S1), Normoh (S2)
2 Ezehh: Spacepod, PedroLeGamer (S5)
2 GreatGuyWill: m4ku, xJosh427 (S5)
2 hueLinkk: Codwhy (S1), SiahStone (S5)
2 idklyn: kecleon, Brodator (S10)
2 JmcLFA: Wilsonkong, Yveltql (S2)
2 Lucarrio: Potsie, Spongey (S5)
2 MarcusWest: strategy, azoof (S12)
2 SPOOOD: Vetmire, ShyGus (S5)
2 Thermql: 527Max, Brodator (S4)
1 Abdalain: colbay (S2)
1 ArcticSeagull: aalaan (S11)
1 Ceije: Glarza (S10)
1 Chipzzy: TorinFBF (S5)
1 chloesad: swishduck (S5)
1 colbay: omchris (S2)
1 Daffz: Birble (S5)
1 DeluxeSniper: benidk (S11)
1 Digdude: VioletSin (S8)
1 ElGavinoSupremo: XeR0x4 (S5)
1 Emerric: TonyEatWorld (S5)
1 EnergyPulse: hueLinkk (S5)
1 FrozenBenny: buttergolem1 (S5)
1 GetNicked: Kelawesome (S10)
1 Harryb2000: SiahStone (S8)
1 Jordtim: Fcrm (S9)
1 Kahooter: RabidChipmunk (S5)
1 katygoesuwu: jamieNCL (S5)
1 LittenTheScout: omchris (S9)
1 Louiwe: Yveltql (S1)
1 m4ku: FrostBros (S4)
1 MajorWoof: Jordtim (S10)
1 Microus: 78ford (S10)
1 Ryfri: Bacan (S10)
1 Spacepod: CHANGA (S5)
1 Spongey: kecleon (S11)
1 TonyEatWorld: Chasmic (S5)
1 TorinFBF: katygoesuwu (S5)
1 Vetmire: Kelawesome (S5)
1 xCand: Chrissadilla (S2)
0 DKPMatt (0/0) Birble, Bofishkix, buttergolem1, Caffeindiazepine, Chaingelx, DianaB, DJ_Vapor, Eroe, Fictional, Flouzemaker, HenryPlays, JaeDiesInConjure, jamieNCL, Kiinako_, Lighte, Mistic, OnlyCosmia, PedroLeGamer, PokeMemes, PotoTomas, Psykl0ne, scoobysnacks3, Sluggyg, smilinkylan, Tneesh, urboibrocko, WackoFlipper, warriorcat, XeR0x4, Zahkari, Zcin (0/1) 78ford, azoof, ImCjYT, lam59, PatCreeperBrown, SoupestGlobe, TheRealHagrid, xJosh427 (0/2) Eluniel (0/3) RiseGreekGamer (0/6)
PvE Deaths
- Season 1 - ColbayCreeper : MannyDMSuffocation
- Season 2 - TneeshCreeper : MannyDMGround
- Season 3 - MicrousCreeper : AqualoxFire
- Season 4 - NormohForfeit : CyndicCreeper
- Season 5 - NONE
- Season 6 - NONE
- Season 7 - FcrmGround
- Season 8 - xCandCreeper : PresidentFlebForfeit
- Season 9 - NONE
- Season 10 - PokeMemesGround
- Season 11 - GreeplesFire : MemeDotJpegGround : VynilGround : azoofGround
- Season 12 - NONE
First Blood
- Season 1 - MemeDotJpeg
- Season 2 - Colbay
- Season 3 - PauloSSB
- Season 4 - ERHDude
- Season 5 - ItsColinn
- Season 6 - JustNolan
- Season 7 - Brodator
- Season 8 - Codwhy
- Season 9 - Prisma
- Season 10 - Fcrm
- Season 11 - aalaan/ArcticSeagull
- Season 12 - JustNolan
First Death
- Season 1 - Colbay
- Season 2 - omchris
- Season 3 - Microus
- Season 4 - Normoh
- Season 5 - 527Max
- Season 6 - xCand
- Season 7 - Fcrm
- Season 8 - omchris
- Season 9 - RiseGreekGamer
- Season 10 - chloesad
- Season 11 - Greeples
- Season 12 - Glarza
First Damage
- Season 1 - strategy
- Season 2 - Colbay
- Season 3 - strategy
- Season 4 - Codwhy
- Season 5 - JaeDiesInConjure
- Season 6 - Chrissadilla
- Season 7 - Chrissadilla
- Season 8 - xCand
- Season 9 - Chrissadilla
- Season 10 - LittenTheScout
- Season 11 - ERHDude
- Season 12 - Glarza
Iron Man
- Season 1 - Drkrai
- Season 2 - Brodator
- Season 3 - Kelawesome
- Season 4 - Wilsonkong
- Season 5 - Birble
- Season 6 - Kelawesome
- Season 7 - Kiinako_
- Season 8 - VioletSin
- Season 9 - ToontownOnline
- Season 10 - CrowJRC
- Season 11 - Eluniel
- Season 12 - Cyndic
Most Kills
- Season 1 - MemeDotJpeg (5)
- Season 2 - PauloSSB (6)
- Season 3 - CipherKai, omchris, JustNolan (3)
- Season 4 - kecleon (6)
- Season 5 - CipherKai (9)
- Season 6 - JustNolan (10)
- Season 7 - JustNolan (5)
- Season 8 - Fcrm (6)
- Season 9 - Fcrm, Kelawesome (4)
- Season 10 - CrowJRC, RqDix (5)
- Season 11- ItsColinn (6)
- Season 12 - VioletSin (4)
Debutants
Season 1 (25) Andrew512, Arich, Aqualox, Brodator, strategy, Codwhy, Colbay, DomoDom0, Drkrai, DJ_Vapor, ERHDude, FrostBros, hueLinkk, ItsColinn, Kelawesome, Louiwe, MannyDM, MemeDotJpeg, Normoh, RiseGreekGamer, SiahStone, Thermql, Yveltql, Wilsonkong, xCandSeason 2 (14) Broseph, Chrissadilla, Abdalain, omchris, DeluxeSniper, EnergyPulse, JmcLFA, kecleon, RabidChipmunk, PauloSSB, smilinkylan, SoupestGlobe, Tneesh, Zahkari
Season 3 (9) CipherKai, Drake132667596, Fra49, JustNolan, Maia, 527Max, Microus, PotaTomas, Potsie
Season 4 (8) Cyndic, m4ku, Mistic, PatCreeperBrown, pigghetti, RqDix, SPOOOD, xJosh427
Season 5 (77) Bacan, GoldenNs, GreatGuyWill, PedroLeGamer, Ryfri, scoobysnacks3, ShyGus aalaan, Chasmic, ElGavinoSupremo, ImCjYT, PresidentFleb, Spongey, Vynil
Season 6 (2) LittenTheScout, Greeples
Season 7 (5) Eroe, Fcrm, Harryb2000, Kiinako_, Prisma
Season 8 (7) 78ford, idklyn, Chaingelx, CrowJRC, VioletSin, Digdude, Glarza
Season 9 (7) Acadia, Ceije, Eluniel, Fictional, Jordtim, lam59, ToontownOnline
Season 10 (7) ArcticSeagull, benidk, DianaB, DJoee, GetNicked, PokeMemes, TheRealHagrid
Season 11 (2) azoof, DKPMatt
Season 12 (1) MarcusWest
Draft Winners
Season 7: zac083Season 8: TehBaconBrawlerz
Season 9: flameorb
Season 10: TehBaconBrawlerz
Season 11: Shakster
Season 12: N/A
2024.06.09 05:03 stroml0 Dakar Truck build complete 💯
 | Almost a year after starting the first version, I've completed* my custom built 1:12 Kamaz Dakar truck !! submitted by stroml0 to rccars [link] [comments] Phase 1 was a 3d printed body and paint job, 3d chassis and running gear but I found the transmission was made of cheese, so I decided to build my own Phase II frame incl own scale suspension setup (leaf and dual damper) and make it 3s capable. It's around a 15" wheelbase... I used Ali sourced components to keep cost low but it was still $$. Inspo purely from online pictures and the 3d chassis I have. The biggest challenges involved designing my own axle mount and geometry to accommodate dual shocks (5+ iterations) AND leaf springs, mounting the body to line up cab/ backend liveries, getting the transfer case properly located to ensure drive lines didn't bind..... I learned how to CAD otherwise I'd have been stuffed! I also learned everything about glues. Plastic to plastic..pla to pla... Plastic to aluminium...pla to aluminium 😂. I have a glue, epoxy or solvent for everything! It's capable of over 15mph but I don't want it faster, that's enough and it can almost pop a wheelie lol. Specs: - Scx10ii clone axle housing with Boom racing axles - c-channel framerail - Scx10ii clone gearbox - Rc4wd clone transfer case - hobbywing bl120a esc - surpass 3100kv 3650 brushless + larger pinion - injora lightkit - body stl from mrPaul3D - lots of Tamiya paint - ESS soundkit It's as scale as possible incl leading front and rear links and aforementioned leaf and shock setup. I need to tune the suspension as it's not as plushy as I want, I have rc4wd soft red links to try. I also want to repaint the body in a totally new Monster Energy livery. I also have a prefixial gearbox to experiment with one day. My next project will be another Dakar truck, but a legendary one with all the lessons learned here poured into it 😎. Phase 1 links: https://www.reddit.com/rccars/s/xB2pLmy5xi https://www.reddit.com/rccars/s/Gopwz0KYfJ https://www.reddit.com/rccars/s/xmjhoMzLbq *I have a feeling this will never be done....on my shakedown I smashed into a branch and broke the windscreen 🫤 |
2024.06.09 04:55 godzillavkk How I would execute a Hasbro Cinematic Universe Phase 4
For phase one, see this. https://www.reddit.com/hasbro/comments/1d98069/how_i_would_execute_a_hasbro_cinematic_universe/
For phase two, see this. https://www.reddit.com/hasbro/comments/1d9gpqb/how_i_would_execute_a_hasbro_cinematic_universe/
For phase three, see this. https://www.reddit.com/hasbro/comments/1dalfmw/how_i_would_execute_a_hasbro_cinematic_universe/
Where we last left off: Unicron was finally defeated, the Enforcers grew in numbers, Cadence and Shining Armor have started a family, and The Fallen and Galvatron are scheming to revive Unicron, and this is where Phase 4 begins. Additionally, a multiverse is introduced. There are no new franchises this Phase, just sequels, but there will be hints to the next Phase. anyway, let's begin.
Enforcers: Age of the Fallen
Phase 4 starts with an Enforcers story, in fact, I prefer this to be a sort of Rise Of Unicron Part III, seeing this takes place a couple weeks after the events of Rise of Unicron Part II. In this story, The Enforcers are cleaning up the mass of debris from when Unicron exploded, while Cadence and Shining busy raising their children. However, the plans of Megatronus Prime (aka The Fallen) and the newly-elected leader of the Decepticons, Galvatron, are falling into place as they plan to use Equistria's' sun as a means to create Dark Energon to revitalize Unicron, use Equistria as his new body, and help him continue his devouring of the galaxy and finally destroy Primus. When a battle between the Enforcers and the Decepticons leads to the death of one of the Enforcers, they must now find an ancient Cybertronian to help them revive there friend and stop The Fallen once and for all.
Notable events include
Magic: The Dragon's Curse
We find our wizard friends returning to the land of Amundus following the events of Enforcers: Age of The Fallen to find there home now under the rule of a resurrected Arcan and a long forgotten warlord named Karnous, who has plagued the land with a curse that turns anyone into human/dragon hybrids. So it's now up to our four young wizards to cure the land and stop Arcan and Karnous, while also learning of all of their parents' pasts and discover a secret that may connect them together.
Notable events include
Stretch Armstrong 3
After the events of Enforcers: Age of The Fallen, John is now working on finding out if there exist any alternate realities much like his own. Unbeknownst to him, a being calling itself "Techcore" has copied John's designs for a fully functional muti-dimentional portal and bring forth an alternate version of himself named Richard Armstrong who uses his stretching powers for committing crimes. Now John must stop Richard for besmirching his "Stretch Armstrong" persona's name and stop Techcore from continue use of the portal and save the world once more.
Notable events include
Action Man 3
When we last saw Duke and his Action Man team, not only did they just finish up helping stop Megatronus Prime and Galvatron, but earlier they were introduced to Matt Trakker and his M.A.S.K. team by Agent Jameson. This is where the story begins, with Duke and Matt building a device that can let the M.A.S.K. vehicles be able to go even faster so as to get to the danger quicker before it's too late. However, while developing it, Duke and Matt find out that the device can let them travel to alternate dimensions. This leads them to a world where C.O.B.R.A. has won and rules with an iron fist. Now, Duke, Matt, and the Action Man and M.A.S.K. teams must find a way to get home to their own universe, but must also free the other universe from Cobra Comander's reign.
The only notable event is
Transformers: Shattered Glass
Yes, you read the title correctly, this is an adaptation (sort of) of the Transformers G1 comics alternate universe, "Shattered Glass." In the Shattered Glass universe, it's sort of the same G1 universe, except the fact that anyone who was good in G1 is evil and vise versa for any of the G1 villains. Mostly, it tells the story of the heroic Decepticons, led by the mathmation Megatron, and the evil Autobots, led by the ruthless Optimus Prime. Anyway, the HCU version of this story is that the SG Autobots find a way in to the HCU and plan to take it over and steal all the galaxies resources. However, the SG Decepticons make contact with the HCU Autobots and they decide to team up to stop the SG Autobots, who have now ailed themselves with the HCU Decepticons, and send them back to the SG universe.
Notable events are
My Little Pony/Transformers: Shattered Reflections
Partially based on a IDW comic event, this story for the HCU is about Twilight and Optimus find out about that the Shattered Glass universe has a version of Equistria, but is similar to the Equistria from the Reflections arc in the IDW comics before the Mane Six arrived to it. Once there, they are greeted by Reflections Sombra, who remembers Celestia as if she had visited, leading to a tearful renuion. At the same time, SG Optimus Prime has ailed with Reflections Celestia and Luna, and they plan to find their universes Earth and plan to take it over, and reopen the space bridge to the HCU Earth. So now Twilight and Optimus must team up with Reflections Sombra and SG Megatron to stop SG Optimus and Reflections Celestia and Luna.
Notable events include
Battleship: Manhatten Project
When we last left Joshua Patrick and the crew of the U.S.S. Destiny, they had finished helping their fellow Enforcers stop The Fallen. Now, after a few missions, Joshua has rose to the rank of Commander and now leads a whole fleet of flying battleships called "The Arsenal." Josh then finds out that the United States Department of Defence and the CIA are planing to restart the Manhattan Project, to which Josh signs his fleet up for. However, during the tests, the fleet are whisked away to an alternate universe where the Axis Powers of World War II have won the war, but are in the mist of a super-Cold War. Now, with the help from an alternate version of Agent Jameson, must find a way back home and also to stop an immortal Adolf Hitler from getting the plans to create a flying battleship.
Notable events include
Enforcers: Crisis War Part 1
Yes, you read Twilight's line correctly, Unicron is back and is still alive after the events of the Rise of Unicron two-parter and Enforcers: Age of The Fallen. It's revealed that before Unicron's head was ejected into deep space, he hatched a plan to rebuild his body and get revenge on the ones who destroyed him, The Enforcers and their loved ones. His plan was to eject bits of Dark Energon across the galaxy and implant them into the smartest people in the HCU to construct devices and machines that can open to alternate universes, so that Unicron can send multiple Earths to the HCU, devour them for power, use some of the natural metals and other resources to rebuild his body to be even bigger and more powerful then before, and destroy the Enforcers and finally destroy Primus. So not only do the Enforcers and all of their allies need to stop Unicron once more, but also must face a brand new and mysterious Decepticon by the name of Dreadnaught. Also, some of the Enforcers do get killed off for good in this THREE PART EVENT.
For part 1, When The Enforcers and their allies learn of Unicron being still alive, they must not only stop the multiverse from tearing itself apart, but they must also stop Unicron from gaining a new body while also being stopped by a new and mysterious Decepticon named Dreadnaught.
Notable events include
Enforcers: Crisis War Part 2
Now to part II where we find out that Dreadnaught has formed his own team called The Destroyers, who are kind of an Anti-Enforcers. Meanwhile, Optimus meets up with Jandar and is now in the process of aquireing the Omega Lock (mostly because after the events of Enforcers: Rise of The Fallen, Optimus decides now is the time for Primus to finally be reawaken and up until now, in the background has been hunting down the four Cyber-Planet Keys.) Now, the Enforcers must find away to stop The Destroyers, Unicron (who right now, his head has devowered about 5 of the Earths and his new body is about 47-68% completed.), and still find away to defeat Dreadnaught.
Notable events include
Enforcers: Crisis Part 3
Well, the end of Phase 4, and ZOMG, Cadence is Unicron's new herald! How did that happen? Well, back in Part I, when Dreadnaught (aka Galvatron/Unicron) first appears, he attacks the Crystal Empire and Cadence and Shining Armor begin to protect their kingdom. However, it appeared that Cadence was annihilated when she was hit by Dreadnaught's (Galvatron's/Unicron's) Arm Cannon. However, the cannon actually teleported her the Nemesis, where Unicron injected her with Dark Energon, until she was under Unicron's control. However, what's going on with our friends. Well, now that Primus has been reawaken, The Enforcers now have a chance to stop Unicron once and for all and save the multiverse. However, they soon find out that Unicron's new body is 99% complete and Cadence has been brainwashed to become Unicron's new herald. Now, The Enforcers, with the help of Primus, must free Cadence and stop Unicron once and for all before his spark enters the new body.
Notable events include
To be concluded...
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For phase two, see this. https://www.reddit.com/hasbro/comments/1d9gpqb/how_i_would_execute_a_hasbro_cinematic_universe/
For phase three, see this. https://www.reddit.com/hasbro/comments/1dalfmw/how_i_would_execute_a_hasbro_cinematic_universe/
Where we last left off: Unicron was finally defeated, the Enforcers grew in numbers, Cadence and Shining Armor have started a family, and The Fallen and Galvatron are scheming to revive Unicron, and this is where Phase 4 begins. Additionally, a multiverse is introduced. There are no new franchises this Phase, just sequels, but there will be hints to the next Phase. anyway, let's begin.
Enforcers: Age of the Fallen
Phase 4 starts with an Enforcers story, in fact, I prefer this to be a sort of Rise Of Unicron Part III, seeing this takes place a couple weeks after the events of Rise of Unicron Part II. In this story, The Enforcers are cleaning up the mass of debris from when Unicron exploded, while Cadence and Shining busy raising their children. However, the plans of Megatronus Prime (aka The Fallen) and the newly-elected leader of the Decepticons, Galvatron, are falling into place as they plan to use Equistria's' sun as a means to create Dark Energon to revitalize Unicron, use Equistria as his new body, and help him continue his devouring of the galaxy and finally destroy Primus. When a battle between the Enforcers and the Decepticons leads to the death of one of the Enforcers, they must now find an ancient Cybertronian to help them revive there friend and stop The Fallen once and for all.
Notable events include
- The Fallen is revealed to be the original herald of Unicron.
- Optimus Prime is killed by Galvatron, to which Megatron assumes command of the Autobots. But he's resurrected later.
- The Matrix of Leadership was placed back onto Cybertron after the events of Enforcers: Rise of Unicron Part II.
- We learn that an Decepticon-turned-Autobot named Jetfire has the knowledge to bring Optimus back to life.
- Shining Armor is killed by Galvatron, but was somehow sent into the All-Spark and meets the twelve of the original Thirteen Primes. He is also resurrected later
- Optimus finds out it is his destiny to find the Cyber-Planet Keys and the Omega Lock and to reawaken Primus.
Magic: The Dragon's Curse
We find our wizard friends returning to the land of Amundus following the events of Enforcers: Age of The Fallen to find there home now under the rule of a resurrected Arcan and a long forgotten warlord named Karnous, who has plagued the land with a curse that turns anyone into human/dragon hybrids. So it's now up to our four young wizards to cure the land and stop Arcan and Karnous, while also learning of all of their parents' pasts and discover a secret that may connect them together.
Notable events include
- The wizards of Amundus are actually all related to each other by royalty and that they are destined to rule Amundus.
- Karnous is revealed to be the evil personality of the first king of Amundus, Gorgran.
Stretch Armstrong 3
After the events of Enforcers: Age of The Fallen, John is now working on finding out if there exist any alternate realities much like his own. Unbeknownst to him, a being calling itself "Techcore" has copied John's designs for a fully functional muti-dimentional portal and bring forth an alternate version of himself named Richard Armstrong who uses his stretching powers for committing crimes. Now John must stop Richard for besmirching his "Stretch Armstrong" persona's name and stop Techcore from continue use of the portal and save the world once more.
Notable events include
- Techcore is actually a former Decepticon who became one of Unicron's slaves and is forced to build the dimensional portal.
- John is almost arrested, until John reveals that Richard is from an alternate universe.
- Techcore is brought to the Autobots after his machine is destroyed.
Action Man 3
When we last saw Duke and his Action Man team, not only did they just finish up helping stop Megatronus Prime and Galvatron, but earlier they were introduced to Matt Trakker and his M.A.S.K. team by Agent Jameson. This is where the story begins, with Duke and Matt building a device that can let the M.A.S.K. vehicles be able to go even faster so as to get to the danger quicker before it's too late. However, while developing it, Duke and Matt find out that the device can let them travel to alternate dimensions. This leads them to a world where C.O.B.R.A. has won and rules with an iron fist. Now, Duke, Matt, and the Action Man and M.A.S.K. teams must find a way to get home to their own universe, but must also free the other universe from Cobra Comander's reign.
The only notable event is
- After defeating the alternate universe version of Cobra Commander, Duke asks Matt if he wants to be an Enforcer, to which Matt declines, citing wanting to form his own team.
Transformers: Shattered Glass
Yes, you read the title correctly, this is an adaptation (sort of) of the Transformers G1 comics alternate universe, "Shattered Glass." In the Shattered Glass universe, it's sort of the same G1 universe, except the fact that anyone who was good in G1 is evil and vise versa for any of the G1 villains. Mostly, it tells the story of the heroic Decepticons, led by the mathmation Megatron, and the evil Autobots, led by the ruthless Optimus Prime. Anyway, the HCU version of this story is that the SG Autobots find a way in to the HCU and plan to take it over and steal all the galaxies resources. However, the SG Decepticons make contact with the HCU Autobots and they decide to team up to stop the SG Autobots, who have now ailed themselves with the HCU Decepticons, and send them back to the SG universe.
Notable events are
- SG Megatron reveals that the SG Decepticons developed a weapon capable of removing a Prime's power.
- In a sneak peek of the 5th and final phase, SG Optimus finds out about the Inhumanoids after SG Perceptor hacks into the Autobots' database.
My Little Pony/Transformers: Shattered Reflections
Partially based on a IDW comic event, this story for the HCU is about Twilight and Optimus find out about that the Shattered Glass universe has a version of Equistria, but is similar to the Equistria from the Reflections arc in the IDW comics before the Mane Six arrived to it. Once there, they are greeted by Reflections Sombra, who remembers Celestia as if she had visited, leading to a tearful renuion. At the same time, SG Optimus Prime has ailed with Reflections Celestia and Luna, and they plan to find their universes Earth and plan to take it over, and reopen the space bridge to the HCU Earth. So now Twilight and Optimus must team up with Reflections Sombra and SG Megatron to stop SG Optimus and Reflections Celestia and Luna.
Notable events include
- SG Optimus reveals the existence of multiple universes to Reflections Celestia and Luna.
- Reflections Sombra is corrupted by a mix of Dark Magic and Dark Energon to the point Optimus is forced to encase him in solidified Energon.
Battleship: Manhatten Project
When we last left Joshua Patrick and the crew of the U.S.S. Destiny, they had finished helping their fellow Enforcers stop The Fallen. Now, after a few missions, Joshua has rose to the rank of Commander and now leads a whole fleet of flying battleships called "The Arsenal." Josh then finds out that the United States Department of Defence and the CIA are planing to restart the Manhattan Project, to which Josh signs his fleet up for. However, during the tests, the fleet are whisked away to an alternate universe where the Axis Powers of World War II have won the war, but are in the mist of a super-Cold War. Now, with the help from an alternate version of Agent Jameson, must find a way back home and also to stop an immortal Adolf Hitler from getting the plans to create a flying battleship.
Notable events include
- The alternate version of Agent Jameson reveals that his universe's version of The Enforcers was easily defeated by the Nazis.
- Hitler's immortality is revealed to come from this universe's Celestia after she was captured by an exploratory group in space.
- About 25% of The Arsenal is destroyed during the final battle with the Nazis.
Enforcers: Crisis War Part 1
Yes, you read Twilight's line correctly, Unicron is back and is still alive after the events of the Rise of Unicron two-parter and Enforcers: Age of The Fallen. It's revealed that before Unicron's head was ejected into deep space, he hatched a plan to rebuild his body and get revenge on the ones who destroyed him, The Enforcers and their loved ones. His plan was to eject bits of Dark Energon across the galaxy and implant them into the smartest people in the HCU to construct devices and machines that can open to alternate universes, so that Unicron can send multiple Earths to the HCU, devour them for power, use some of the natural metals and other resources to rebuild his body to be even bigger and more powerful then before, and destroy the Enforcers and finally destroy Primus. So not only do the Enforcers and all of their allies need to stop Unicron once more, but also must face a brand new and mysterious Decepticon by the name of Dreadnaught. Also, some of the Enforcers do get killed off for good in this THREE PART EVENT.
For part 1, When The Enforcers and their allies learn of Unicron being still alive, they must not only stop the multiverse from tearing itself apart, but they must also stop Unicron from gaining a new body while also being stopped by a new and mysterious Decepticon named Dreadnaught.
Notable events include
- Optimus relays a message that Unicron is still alive and is planing to destroy all of reality once he devours enough Earths and uses the energy to build himself a new body, and finally have the power to destroy Primus.
- Duke's Action Man team is killed during the first onslaught by Dreadnaught in the Crystal Empire.
- Cadence appears to have been killed as well when Dreadnaught's arm cannon appears to disintegrate her.
- Duke is reunited with the rest of the members of G.I. Joe and reforms the team.
- Starscream is killed after he tries to usurp leadership of the Decepicons.
Enforcers: Crisis War Part 2
Now to part II where we find out that Dreadnaught has formed his own team called The Destroyers, who are kind of an Anti-Enforcers. Meanwhile, Optimus meets up with Jandar and is now in the process of aquireing the Omega Lock (mostly because after the events of Enforcers: Rise of The Fallen, Optimus decides now is the time for Primus to finally be reawaken and up until now, in the background has been hunting down the four Cyber-Planet Keys.) Now, the Enforcers must find away to stop The Destroyers, Unicron (who right now, his head has devowered about 5 of the Earths and his new body is about 47-68% completed.), and still find away to defeat Dreadnaught.
Notable events include
- Dreadnaught forms an "Anti" Enforcers-type team called "The Destroyers."
- Optimus meets with Jandar to go to the edge of the Milky Way galaxy to acquire the Omega Lock and the last Cyber-Planet Key in order to reawaken Primus.
- Jandar sacrifices his life force in order to give his energy to the Omega Lock so it can fully power the Cyber-Planet Keys.
- The Enforcers all go to Cybertron as they witness Optimus reawaken Primus and see that Cybertron was escentualy Primus' alt mode.
- Dreadnaught is revealed to be an upgraded Galvatron under the control of Unicron's anti-spark until his new body was completed.
- It's revealed that Cadence was actually kidnapped and brainwashed to become Unicron's new herald.
Enforcers: Crisis Part 3
Well, the end of Phase 4, and ZOMG, Cadence is Unicron's new herald! How did that happen? Well, back in Part I, when Dreadnaught (aka Galvatron/Unicron) first appears, he attacks the Crystal Empire and Cadence and Shining Armor begin to protect their kingdom. However, it appeared that Cadence was annihilated when she was hit by Dreadnaught's (Galvatron's/Unicron's) Arm Cannon. However, the cannon actually teleported her the Nemesis, where Unicron injected her with Dark Energon, until she was under Unicron's control. However, what's going on with our friends. Well, now that Primus has been reawaken, The Enforcers now have a chance to stop Unicron once and for all and save the multiverse. However, they soon find out that Unicron's new body is 99% complete and Cadence has been brainwashed to become Unicron's new herald. Now, The Enforcers, with the help of Primus, must free Cadence and stop Unicron once and for all before his spark enters the new body.
Notable events include
- Cadence is restored to her normal self by Optimus by utalising an overcharged Matrix of Leadership given to him by Primus.
- Unicron's new body is finally completed and is about the size of Jupiter.
- While trying to distract Unicron from destroying Earth and giving Primus time to charge up his power, Joshua, the U.S.S. Destiny, Robert Banks and Joshua's fleet sacrifice themselves as Unicron crushes them all with his fists.
- With additional power from Optimus, the Mane Six, Sgt. Alexander, and Princesses Celestia and Luna, Primus is able to mortally injure Unicron and put him into a ten thousand year long sleep..
To be concluded...
2024.06.09 04:04 tep Anon might’ve killed someone
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2024.06.09 03:52 Thekokokommander Decided to show off my Crew of One Piece OC's: The Mythic Legend Pirates (These Designs are based on how they would appear later in their story after the whole crew gets together and then go training and this is how they would look when they meet up again)
First of course is the Captain, Thunderclap Raiba. He is a Wolf mink with the Inu Inu no mi: Mythical Type Model: Raiju. This naturally gives a large buff to his natural abilities. In fact, his natural synergy with his fruit is so great, he's naturally stronger than any other user of the fruit in history. His Signature move is 雷竜の猛牙 (thunder dragon's savage fang), where he forms the top and bottom of a wolves head made of lightning in each hand, then brings them together for a vicious tearing attack
After a extreme battle before the timeskip, Raiba accidently utilized his hybrid form and Sulong at the same time. Due to his natural synergy, the two powers became one, giving Raiba the power of Sulong at any time. Its more than just Sulong tho, it also has his arms covered in scales in reference to the draconic part of the raiju
Next Is Raiba's trusty First commander, Acid Blood Leore. Like his close childhood friend, Leore has his own highly synergistic DF. the Neko Neko no mi :Mythical Type Model: Manticore
Leore's Signature move is 酸性洪水が燃える雨 (Acid flood burning rain), where he launches a barrage of needles from his fur, all covered in the incredibly strong acid that makes up his blood
Next is the Helmsman and Second Commander, Stormshell Hōnenga. They have the Kaze Kaze no mi, a powerful logia that allows him to generate, control, and turn his body into wind. He is a turtlefolk, a race distantly connected to the fishmen that were almost entirely wiped out by the WG due to them being well known historians with knowledge of the void century. His signature move is 鉄の疾風激突弾丸 (Iron Gale Crashing Bullet), where he tucks into his shell, summons a tornado arround himself, and uses the momentum to fire himself like a cannonball (if your asking how he aims, observation haki)
The most complex of the group is the crews Rigger ,Blacksmith, And Third Commander, The Bandit of Heaven and Hell, Despro. He wields the absolutely bonkers Hito Hito No Mi, Mythical Type: Nephalem, Giving him the power of a angel and a demon
Despro's Abilities actually work slightly different than most users of the fruit. while normaly the weilder has the power to control a form of dark and light energy, Despro's manifest as fire due to his lunarian heritage. His angel form is achevied by focusing on \"Holy\" emotions like justice, love, and calmness. In angel form, he gains a large increase in speed and its holy flame can both burn enemies and heal allies, at the cost of it being far less destructive than his other forms
Feelings of hate, rage, and overall malice activates his Despro's demon form. In his demon form, Despro gains a significant increase in strength and durability, but the form lacks any real complex skills like the angel forms healing. The main power comes from his demon flames, a powerful dark fire that burns away any that dare face him, acting similarly to sasukes amatarasu from naruto, only stopping by either despro dispelling the flames, despro losing the form, or applying sea water or seastone to the flame.
By balancing feelings of both sides into a righteous fury, a anger fueled by a desire for justice, Despro unleashes his full power. As you can imagine, this form grants all the powers and strength of both previous forms, except even stronger. Normally this power would put despro far above his captain's fruit, but Raiba's natural connection with his fruit makes their power far closer than it would normally be. His signature move is 聖なる業火の二重燃焼 (sacred hellfire dual burning), an attack that launches a massive spiral wave of his two fires.
Finally past Despro, next comes the crew's navigator, Iron Rabbit Usio. A skilled user of black leg, his horns are a result of his DF, the Usa Usa no mi model: jackalope. its far from a complex fruit, it essentially just gives him choppers horn point, as well as increased leg strength and speed. His signature move is 月を割る鉄の足 (Moon cracking iron foot) where he jumps insanely high into the air, and comes crashing down with a haki infused axe kick.
https://preview.redd.it/b0ugwaxxbg5d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9ebd0dc78ab70d44e84789014af3ac99ce753f2
Next up is the teams Wotan Doctor, Iron Giant Hev. While Hev is strong and durable, he's far from the most skilled fighter on the team, his style is focused on keeping enemies from overwhelming his team. Such is clear with his signature move 鉄壁の警備担当 (Iron wall guarding charge), where he sprints at full speed towards any attackers.
Another teammate, another mythical zoan. Now we got the lookout of the crew, Iron Wing Avrial. He wields the mythical Tori Tori no mi, Model: Stymphalian Bird. This grants him a set of bronze colored wings made of razor sharp metal feathers he can use in many different ways. His main use of his feathers is his signature technique 斬撃鋼羽弾幕 (Slashing steel feather barrage) where he takes flight and rains down his feathers down towards the enemy. The feathers also make for solid shields and thanks to the immense heat of Despro's fire, his fallen feathers can be forged into weapons like his signature double edged spear and the bolts of his crossbow.
With all these DF users, the crew needs some more members that can prevent them from drowning, so here is their Quartermaster and Boatswain, The Monster of Land and Sea: Arnaq. Arnaq is Sea Mink who's design takes inspiration from the ahklut of inuit folklore. He's undoubtably one of the more serious members of the crew, very no nonsense. His signature move is 轟音月の潮汐衝突 (roaring moon tidal crash) a powerful technique of sea mink jujustu that has him launch towards the target with a massive tidal wave, able to wipe out huge groups of fighters.
Next is one of the Crew's Bounty Hunters and resident survival specialist, : The Huntress Of Icecap Mountain: Hyōkaze. Hyōkaze wields the mythical Ita Ita no Mi: Model: Kamaitachi. This grants her incredible speed and agility in base, but the real power comes from her hybrid form
Hyōkaze's Hybrid form grants insane agility and claws sharper than any blade (not really), though its real kicker is the power to create two physical copies, allowing for high speed rushdown attacks from multiple angles. Such is the nature of her signature move イタチ三匹 : 冷気斬り風の弾幕 (weasels three : chill slashing wind barrage) having all three versions dash and slash from every single angle, making for a blindingly fast attack that is sure to leave a mark.
Lastly is the Crews other Bounty hunter and Stealth Specialist, The Lord of Venom Dokuba. He weilds the very interesting Taso Taso no Mi: Mythical Model: Omukade. His power gives him a sturdy exoskeleton and a powerful venom that he coats his deadly chain whip with.
Dokuba's Hybrid form unleashes the power of the monster centipede (sadly heroforge dosnt have the parts i need, just pretend the snake lower half is more like the body of a centipede). This form gives his venom a boost, and the ability to crawl on walls with his many legs. His signature move is オムカデウィップ 地獄篇 (omukade whip: Hell's arc) a large swing of his lower half, covered in venom covered spines. if the move dosnt just split the target in two, the venom aint gonna feel good (its nowhere near as deadly as the venom from the doku doku no mi, but it causes unbelievable pain)
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After a extreme battle before the timeskip, Raiba accidently utilized his hybrid form and Sulong at the same time. Due to his natural synergy, the two powers became one, giving Raiba the power of Sulong at any time. Its more than just Sulong tho, it also has his arms covered in scales in reference to the draconic part of the raiju
Next Is Raiba's trusty First commander, Acid Blood Leore. Like his close childhood friend, Leore has his own highly synergistic DF. the Neko Neko no mi :Mythical Type Model: Manticore
Leore's Signature move is 酸性洪水が燃える雨 (Acid flood burning rain), where he launches a barrage of needles from his fur, all covered in the incredibly strong acid that makes up his blood
Next is the Helmsman and Second Commander, Stormshell Hōnenga. They have the Kaze Kaze no mi, a powerful logia that allows him to generate, control, and turn his body into wind. He is a turtlefolk, a race distantly connected to the fishmen that were almost entirely wiped out by the WG due to them being well known historians with knowledge of the void century. His signature move is 鉄の疾風激突弾丸 (Iron Gale Crashing Bullet), where he tucks into his shell, summons a tornado arround himself, and uses the momentum to fire himself like a cannonball (if your asking how he aims, observation haki)
The most complex of the group is the crews Rigger ,Blacksmith, And Third Commander, The Bandit of Heaven and Hell, Despro. He wields the absolutely bonkers Hito Hito No Mi, Mythical Type: Nephalem, Giving him the power of a angel and a demon
Despro's Abilities actually work slightly different than most users of the fruit. while normaly the weilder has the power to control a form of dark and light energy, Despro's manifest as fire due to his lunarian heritage. His angel form is achevied by focusing on \"Holy\" emotions like justice, love, and calmness. In angel form, he gains a large increase in speed and its holy flame can both burn enemies and heal allies, at the cost of it being far less destructive than his other forms
Feelings of hate, rage, and overall malice activates his Despro's demon form. In his demon form, Despro gains a significant increase in strength and durability, but the form lacks any real complex skills like the angel forms healing. The main power comes from his demon flames, a powerful dark fire that burns away any that dare face him, acting similarly to sasukes amatarasu from naruto, only stopping by either despro dispelling the flames, despro losing the form, or applying sea water or seastone to the flame.
By balancing feelings of both sides into a righteous fury, a anger fueled by a desire for justice, Despro unleashes his full power. As you can imagine, this form grants all the powers and strength of both previous forms, except even stronger. Normally this power would put despro far above his captain's fruit, but Raiba's natural connection with his fruit makes their power far closer than it would normally be. His signature move is 聖なる業火の二重燃焼 (sacred hellfire dual burning), an attack that launches a massive spiral wave of his two fires.
Finally past Despro, next comes the crew's navigator, Iron Rabbit Usio. A skilled user of black leg, his horns are a result of his DF, the Usa Usa no mi model: jackalope. its far from a complex fruit, it essentially just gives him choppers horn point, as well as increased leg strength and speed. His signature move is 月を割る鉄の足 (Moon cracking iron foot) where he jumps insanely high into the air, and comes crashing down with a haki infused axe kick.
https://preview.redd.it/b0ugwaxxbg5d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9ebd0dc78ab70d44e84789014af3ac99ce753f2
Next up is the teams Wotan Doctor, Iron Giant Hev. While Hev is strong and durable, he's far from the most skilled fighter on the team, his style is focused on keeping enemies from overwhelming his team. Such is clear with his signature move 鉄壁の警備担当 (Iron wall guarding charge), where he sprints at full speed towards any attackers.
Another teammate, another mythical zoan. Now we got the lookout of the crew, Iron Wing Avrial. He wields the mythical Tori Tori no mi, Model: Stymphalian Bird. This grants him a set of bronze colored wings made of razor sharp metal feathers he can use in many different ways. His main use of his feathers is his signature technique 斬撃鋼羽弾幕 (Slashing steel feather barrage) where he takes flight and rains down his feathers down towards the enemy. The feathers also make for solid shields and thanks to the immense heat of Despro's fire, his fallen feathers can be forged into weapons like his signature double edged spear and the bolts of his crossbow.
With all these DF users, the crew needs some more members that can prevent them from drowning, so here is their Quartermaster and Boatswain, The Monster of Land and Sea: Arnaq. Arnaq is Sea Mink who's design takes inspiration from the ahklut of inuit folklore. He's undoubtably one of the more serious members of the crew, very no nonsense. His signature move is 轟音月の潮汐衝突 (roaring moon tidal crash) a powerful technique of sea mink jujustu that has him launch towards the target with a massive tidal wave, able to wipe out huge groups of fighters.
Next is one of the Crew's Bounty Hunters and resident survival specialist, : The Huntress Of Icecap Mountain: Hyōkaze. Hyōkaze wields the mythical Ita Ita no Mi: Model: Kamaitachi. This grants her incredible speed and agility in base, but the real power comes from her hybrid form
Hyōkaze's Hybrid form grants insane agility and claws sharper than any blade (not really), though its real kicker is the power to create two physical copies, allowing for high speed rushdown attacks from multiple angles. Such is the nature of her signature move イタチ三匹 : 冷気斬り風の弾幕 (weasels three : chill slashing wind barrage) having all three versions dash and slash from every single angle, making for a blindingly fast attack that is sure to leave a mark.
Lastly is the Crews other Bounty hunter and Stealth Specialist, The Lord of Venom Dokuba. He weilds the very interesting Taso Taso no Mi: Mythical Model: Omukade. His power gives him a sturdy exoskeleton and a powerful venom that he coats his deadly chain whip with.
Dokuba's Hybrid form unleashes the power of the monster centipede (sadly heroforge dosnt have the parts i need, just pretend the snake lower half is more like the body of a centipede). This form gives his venom a boost, and the ability to crawl on walls with his many legs. His signature move is オムカデウィップ 地獄篇 (omukade whip: Hell's arc) a large swing of his lower half, covered in venom covered spines. if the move dosnt just split the target in two, the venom aint gonna feel good (its nowhere near as deadly as the venom from the doku doku no mi, but it causes unbelievable pain)
2024.06.09 03:49 xtremexavier15 TMA 19
Boys: Justin, Ripper, Topher
Girls: Anne Maria, Jasmine, MK
Episode 19: The Princess Pride
"Last time, on Total Drama Action! Just when the cast thought they were safe, I swung in to surprise – I mean, antagonize them."
"The cast were forced to use their creative sides while showing off their back sides. As they made superhero costumes out of spandex. And...some other junk. Nice tights!"
"Of course, they were foiled by the diabolical Pythonicus, evil alter-ego of the villainous Chef!"
"In a fight against evil, the cast proved they could be heroes. And also, loooseerrss!"
"In the end, the most diabolical of them all was MK, who twisted things in order to get Chase eliminated."
The recap footage ended, and the scene flashed to the control tent where Chris was waiting with a smile. "Will the Gaffer alliance recover from Chase being gone? Will Anne Maria and Topher keep going out?" he pressed a button on the keyboard to his side, causing a picture of the couple to appear on one of the screens behind him.
"Maybe you'll find out right now?" he shrugged impishly as the scene changed again and he walked towards the cast trailers. "Maybe you won't? On another, totally dramatic episode of," he stopped in his tracks and the camera zoomed out with each further word, "Total! Drama! Action!"
(Theme Song)
The episode began with, of all things, a close-up of some brown and beany mush plopping onto a plate. The camera panned up to reveal its source as burrito beans in the hands of Jasmine being put together. Shots of Ripper, MK, and Justin also showed them making burritos as well.
The camera zoomed out to show the four constructing burritos on the table next to the tent's entrance while Topher and Anne Maria were at the other table, the former overseeing the quartet as he stood on the table and the latter simply applying lipstick to her lips.
“Ten more seconds, guys! The biggest burrito wins!” Topher declared and looked at Anne Maria. “Do you think I'd make a good reality show host?”
Anne Maria put her lipstick away. “Can you excuse me? I'm working on my facial features,” she said.
“But you already worked on yourself in the morning,” Topher said.
“You'd do the same if your hair was lookin’ messy,” Anne Maria retorted.
“Touché,” Topher pulled back.
“And time is up, folks!” MK informed everybody with her watch.
"Ripper, what do you got?” Topher asked the burly boy.
“Allow me to demonstrate my beefcake burrito!” Ripper held up his plate - his burrito has no wrapping and simply consisted of beef shaped into a cake. “I actually managed to make a cake out of beef.”
“How interesting,” Topher observed after getting off the table. “Jasmine, how about you?”
“These are my twin burritos!” Jasmine said with a plate that had two burritos tied together with an elastic rubber band.
“You actually wrapped your burritos?” Topher inspected heavily.
“Of course I did,” Jasmine nodded. “Twins are sometimes inseparable, and it's a good thing that these burritos aren't Siamese, otherwise they would have tried to eat one another.”
Topher laughed at her quip. “Points for that quip,” he said and made his way over to MK. “MK, how did you manage to make your burrito?”
“I am proud to present the MK Whopper!” MK took her burrito out from under the table and presented it - the burrito was shaped to look like MK with the beans as the body, wrap pieces as the hat and clothes, a sliced piece of tomato as the mouth, and pieces of beef as the eyes.
“The burrito is self-serving, but quality effort regardless,” Jasmine commented.
“Quality? Check out the guns on these beans,” Justin objected as his leitmotif played and he whipped out his burrito shaped to look like a flexing bicep. He even flexed his own bicep and moved his eyebrow in order to impress the contestants, but they were unfazed. “Nothing. You feel nothing?”
“Nope,” Jasmine shook her head.
“I was never once into you, Justin,” MK added as well.
“Man, this scratched schnoz has destroyed my looks and my life!” Justin moped. “Why?”
“MK, your self-art and ego is unsurprising, but you did make the biggest and best burrito, so you win,” Topher told her.
“This isn't right,” Justin protested and was now out of his seat. “I demand a second neutral opinion.”
“I'm no doctor or anything, but we all have reality-show-itis, and it's making us turn things into a challenge,” Anne Maria spoke up.
“I'm not sure if that's a thing, but I can't help myself when this day is bland and boring,” Topher said.
Confessional: Justin
“When my good looks went, so did my winning edge,” Justin told the viewers. “But some people are still managing to kick butt, and they're not nearly as good looking as I am!” He paused to think about what he said. “Okay, as I was.”
Confessional Ends
Justin was now sitting next to Anne Maria. “You know, you're the only one taking the game seriously. I just wish I knew how you did it all. It's so inspirational.”
“I'm just playing the game the best I know how,” Anne Maria said. “And it's not by sabotage like Scott did to me.”
“Scott also sabotaged my chances in the game as well,” Justin continued. “Hey, we have something in common.”
“Yeah we do, now go away,” Anne Maria ordered. “I don't know if they'll be a challenge, and I'd like to relax in peace.”
A few off-camera footsteps gave everyone pause, and they looked towards the room's entrance as the shot moved to a side-view of the room. Chef Hatchet had entered wearing a faded purple Medieval-styled costume, complete with a simple horn bearing a flag marked with a simple black-and-purple shield.
He blew a few awkward notes, then the camera moved in for a close-up as he made an announcement. "Hear ye, and rise! For Sir Chris!"
"Sir?!" Jasmine repeated with disbelief. "This Bruce's ego is fussing me to heaps!"
The shot moved back out to show Chris McLean riding atop the same decrepit-looking horse that had been used for a much earlier episode. He was wearing a knight's helmet and holding what looked to be a boot made of glass, and dismounted once Chef laid out a small rug for him to stand on.
"Hold on," Topher said slowly. "Glass slipper. Medieval stuff. This must be a Fairy Tale theme!"
"Topher," Chris said with stern annoyance, "if you ever steal my intro again, I'll have to personally boot you off the show."
"Hey, you can't do that!" Topher protested. "You brought me onto this show!"
"This boot," Chris said happily, "will determine the Princess for today's Fairy Tale movie challenge! The rest of you," he added as the camera panned across the tent from right to left, "compete for the honor of rescuing the fair Princess."
Anne Maria immediately raised her hand eagerly. "I wanna be the Princess!"
"I said the fair Princess," Chris repeated. "And what we think is fair is that the candidates be the ladies who haven't had a win since the merge: MK," he looked at the unamused techno, "and Jasmine." The focus moved to the Outback girl, who merely raised an eyebrow.
Confessional: Jasmine
"Okay, I am not Princess material," Jasmine said in the make-up confessional. "Not only am I too tall to fit the role, but I'm not really interested in fairy tales."
Confessional Ends
A short drumroll preceded an even shorter chanted note as MK and Jasmine approached the end of the table closest to the tent entrance.
"Yeah, there's no way that I'm gonna be some Princess, McLean!" MK barked at the host who was standing nearby with the glass boot still in his hand. "And don't even try to jam that boot on my foot."
"Okay," Chris said slowly, "that's a no for MK. Jasmine, you're up."
"Well, I'm not fond of fairy tales," Jasmine said, "but I might as well."
"Hold on there, Thunder from Down Under," Chris told her. "You have to put the boot on first. Make sure you're actually Princess material."
Jasmine frowned. "Okay then." She sat on the end of the table, slipped off one of her shoes, and tried to force it on.
The host and other castmates watched as she grunted and began to sweat, trying to get the boot onto her foot. Eventually, she let out a disappointed breath and held the boot back up. "It's no use," Jasmine told the host. "I can't get it on, and even then, it would shatter to pieces."
"Well," Chris said blankly, "guess that's both candidates out, unless MK changes her mind."
MK just glared at him. "Not a chance."
Anne Maria immediately grinned. "Yo Chris!"
"Looks like we have to do another selection method," Chris grabbed the glass boot and began to turn, only for Anne Maria to dart forward and snatch the footwear away from him.
Anne Maria swiftly tossed aside one of her heels and replaced it with the glass boot. "There," she said with a smile, raising her leg to show the boot glimmering on the end of it, "I always knew that I was meant to be royalty!"
"Fine, Anne Maria can be the Princess," Chris said heavily. "Let's just get this over with. Chef?" he looked back over his shoulder, and the shot pulled back to show the hulking man arriving back on the scene. He had changed into a pale blue ballerina's outfit, and had strapped a pair of fake wings to his back that, along with the glittering 'wand' in his hand, gave him the appearance of a fairy godmother.
"I dub thee, Princess Anne Maria," Chef said shortly as a touching song played, waving the wand above the grinning girl's head and releasing a cloud of sparkling dust that nearly choked Topher, Ripper, and Justin.
Confessional: MK
"Anne Maria as the Princess?" MK told the confessional camera with a snort and a laugh. "I wouldn't want to be in that Fairy Tale. Along with any others out there."
Confessional Ends
A harp played in the background as an image of Chris' head and a large hardcover book appeared on screen in front of a yellowish stock background. "It's story time, with uncle Chris," the host's disembodied head said before the scene flashed to him seated in a large purple armchair with the same book in hand. His left hand was on a joystick built into the arm of the chair, and he seemed to be slowly rolling through the set.
"Once upon a time," he began slowly, the camera pulling back to show the host rolling up to the contestants minus Anne Maria on a wheeled platform, his chair joined by a matching footstool, pedestal side table, and even a fireplace. "Five brave knights went on a quest to rescue a Princess from her ivory tower." He pulled back on the joystick, and the platform came to a stop. "But, it wasn't gonna be easy! First," he looked at the staircase behind him, "the knights had to get past my very good friend," the shot quick-panned up and left to Chef, now dressed in a tattered vest and trousers with a long moss-green wig and beard, "the Terrible Toothless Troll!" The shot zoomed in on Chef as he quickly blackened a few of his front teeth with a sharpie. "And, his Bad Breaks Bridge!"
The camera zoomed out even further as a few ominous chants played in the background, showing a large mountainous set featuring a rickety rope bridge over a treacherous and craggy fake waterfall. The contestants gulped.
"To get past the Terrible Toothless Troll," Chris read on, "the knights had to wear disguises! There was the Frog Prince," he grabbed a vaguely frog-like great helm from behind his chair and tossed it to Justin, "and the Ugly Stepsister," he tossed a large wig of wavy red hair in a tall bun to MK. "Snow White," he tossed a pink sleep mask to Jasmine, "and one of her Seven Dwarves," he followed that up by throwing a tall wizard's hat patterned with stars, moons, and lightning bolts to Topher. "Aaand," the host finished by pulling out a bright red hooded cape, "Little Red Riding Hood."
He tossed it to Ripper, who raised an eyebrow as he caught it. "Seriously? Can't I just be Riding Red?"
"No dice dude. That's what it says in the script," Chris told him as an unseen intern delivered a plate of milk and cookies to the host's side table. He turned and grabbed one, saying "Good work, kid," before continuing his monologue. "And so, the Ugly approached the Terrible Troll."
"I can't see in this thing!" MK said.
"Oh yeah," Chris said to a dramatic rise in the background music, "for this challenge, each knight is blind." The five teens immediately began to protest, causing the host to snap at them. "Nowhere in this story does it say 'the cowardly knights complained'!" he told the cast with a brief glance at his book. "So get it together, steppy, and get crossing!"
The footage skipped ahead to show MK slowly inching her way across the bridge while holding on to one of the rope rails. "This ain't too bad," she said to herself. She was hit by several red apples in rapid succession, causing her to yelp in pain.
"Oh, also," Chris said as the shot cut back to him, "those are Wicked Witch's apples, so, they're poisonous and rotten. You might wanna watch..."
He stopped talking as the shot cut back to MK slipping on one of the apples and fell off the bridge to the rocky set below. The camera followed as she fell and bounced off of several outcroppings before landing onto the hard ground. The shot cut briefly to the other contestants as they winced in pain before cutting back to the techno girl lying awkwardly on the ground with an apple in her mouth.
"Well, looks like MK isn't fairy tale hero material," Chris commented, dunking one of his cookies into his glass of milk. The short girl writhed in pain.
Confessional: MK
MK had on a neck brace and bandages around her head and torso, "I'm having trouble remembering what happened after the fall. Does that mean I have a concussion?"
Confessional Ends
A harp was played as the footage cut back to the other contestants standing at the start of the bridge. "Next, the eighth dwarf," Chris said as he moved his platform around towards the far staircase. "He grabbed a fistful of courage and headed across the bridge."
Topher glanced over at Chef. The man had hunched over, and was slapping a cat o' nine tails against his hand with a wild grin. He took a deep breath, put on the wizard’s hat over his eyes, and charged forward with a battle cry. Chef raised his eyebrows and rushed out to stop him, but he jumped onto a rope rail and ran through it until he was past Chef.
"Did I make it?" Topher asked, having reached the other side.
Confessional: Topher
"Poise classes have taught me to always be aware of my surroundings, whether I’m blindfolded or not," Topher grinned. "And with Anne Maria as the Princess, I’m not botching this one."
Confessional Ends
The footage skipped ahead to Jasmine's attempt, the sleeping mask already over her eyes and her hands firmly on the ropes of the bridge as she walked forward at a steady pace. Chef squeezed a mother goose, launching a golden egg out of its rear like a bullet. It shot past the girl's shoulder. "What was that?" Jasmine asked as she moved her head to track it. A second egg hit her square in the chest, knocking her back a step and putting a grin on Chef's face.
Jasmine frowned for a moment, then took a cautious step that was apparently at the bridge's weak point. The camera zoomed in on the bridge as it rippled, knocking loose every plank all the way to Chef. With a gasp and a scream, the troll and his goose fell, and the scene cut to him as he grabbed something behind his back. "They don't pay me enough for this!" Chef yelled, pulling the cord of a hidden parachute and floating down safely.
Jasmine was unaware of the danger and took one more step, expectedly screaming and falling. The camera cut to Chris as he followed the Amazon girl's fall and winced at the sound of an impact. "Awesome!" he cheered. "You’re up, froggy." The scene cut to the start of the bridge where Justin stood. "Then Captain Hood after that."
Justin put on his helmet. "At least my face will be protected from further indignity," he said as he slowly moved towards the bridge. He walked right shoulder into one of the posts holding up the bridge.
Ripper laughed. "Tough break, pretty boy," he jeered. "Go a little to the right." The eye candy followed the advice and walked into the other pole, causing Ripper to laugh. "Sorry man!" the bully called before laughing again.
Chef was shown running past the center of the bridge with an ax raised and ready to strike, while Justin stayed at the bridge completely oblivious. Ripper laughed once more and pushed the model into the cook. "Let me give you a hand," he said as he did so. Chef brought his ax down and hit the hot boy's helmet, causing the eyes to spin comically and Ripper to laugh once more.
Confessional: Justin
“There I was, down dirty, and deafened,” Justin recapped his failure. “And I thought "W.W.A.M.D.": What would Anne Maria do? And then it came to me! She'd use her head.”
Confessional Ends
With a battle cry, Justin rushed the cook with his helmet and ran him over, safely making it to the other side. "Justin's still got it!" Chris said as the camera cut to him. "All right, the final knight attempting to enter Fairy Tale Land is," the shot cut to Ripper as he tied a blindfold over his eyes and faced away from the camera, "Riding Red! We're over this way!"
"My seeing is good," Ripper said as he turned around. The camera cut to his perspective to show that he could actually see Chef putting on a blonde pigtailed wig. "I'm able to see Chef as a female troll! Hilarious!"
"Rapunzel dude, let down your hair!" Chris called, and Chef lengthened one of the pigtails and began swinging it around. He cracked it like a whip at the bully, who dodged it.
The camera cut to Justin watching Ripper avoid every attack. "Hey! He can see!" he cried.
"How?" Chris asked sarcastically. "With his X-ray vision? That'd be cool."
Chef attacked one last time, but Ripper grabbed onto the pigtail and swung across to safety with a whoop.
The footage skipped ahead to a close-up of Chris's book as he began to narrate once again. "And so, the Terrible Toothless Troll knocked off two losers," the shot pulled back to show Jasmine, wearing a leg cast and her right arm in a sling, and MK sitting on the ground nearby. "But," the camera panned over to Justin, Ripper, and Topher on the right, "three semi-brave knights made it to the other side and continued on their noble quest. Whereupon I, in my wisdom, inspired them with a vision of Princess Anne Maria."
The shot pulled back even further, revealing that the group had assembled in front of a small stage with a pink-tinted backdrop depicting a large white castle off in distant hillsides. A slow piano melody began to play as Anne Maria, now dressed in a regal-looking pink gown and tiara, was lowered onto the stage by a few wires.
"When I was a little girl, I'd dream of my first kiss," Anne Maria began to sing in a rather mediocre voice the moment she hit the stage and the wired harness was reeled back up. "It would come from my perfect prince!" A number of tiny birds and chipmunks gathered around her, the birds even landing on her hands. "And in my dream, it went like this!"
The scene immediately cut to the three remaining knights as they watched the performance. Justin and Topher were both stunned by her display, while Ripper couldn't care less.
“She's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen,” Justin said.
Definitely,” Topher chimed in.
“I must've been so busy seeing her as a potential alliance member and extra vote that I didn't see her outer beauty. Wow,” Justin continued in amazement. “We'll be the best looking couple in the kingdom!”
The music came to a halt as Topher and Ripper were surprised by what just came out of Justin's mouth.
“Excuse me, but I am still dating her!” Topher objected heavily.
“And there's no way she'll ever be into you,” Ripper told Justin.
“I saw you cheat, Ripper,” Justin let him know. “You don't deserve to be anybody's prince.”
“And who died and made you the rule master?” Ripper faced the handsome boy threateningly.
"Guys, guys!" Chris said, stepping forward and getting between the boys. "No need to fight! At least not until after this break," he declared happily. "Will Ripper inflict any deformities on Justin? Or will Justin's ripped physique bring two tons of hurt down on Topher's head? Find out when we come back!"
(Commercial Break)
The footage came back to a distance shot of the stage Anne Maria was still singing on, her music resuming as the shot cut closer.
"My prince will be tall and handsome," she sang, the camera panning down to catch Justin standing straight and proud. "My prince will be tough as nails," Ripper flexed his biceps and then lifted a startled Topher over his head.
"My prince will have lots of money," Anne Maria continued, the camera moving back on her as she showered the stage with a wad of cash. "My prince will tame wild whales!" She flexed her own arms, Chris nodded to the beat, and the shot cut to Topher looking at a small and rather disoriented baleen whale on the floor in confusion.
The shot panned down to Jasmine and MK who were watching the performance with boredom on their faces.
"How are you feeling about the whole Fairy Tale thing?" Jasmine asked MK.
"Couldn't care less," MK answered bluntly. "I just don't know why we have to keep watching though."
A close-up was shown of Anne Maria reaching for a wary-eyed frog in a small crown, the Jersey girl pulling it closer to her as she finished her song. "When we kiss~, my prince will be you~!" As the music ended, she held up the frog and kissed it on the lips, but broke almost immediately in a fit of revulsion.
Anne Maria threw the frog away from her, and it landed on Justin's face. "Warts! Get it off!" he cried out as he ran around trying to get the frog out.
"Wasn't that song brilliant?" Chris asked as the focus moved back to him, Jasmine, and MK. "It was so brilliant, I know everyone wishes they could hear it over, and over, and over again! And now they can." He snapped his fingers, and a CD case bearing Princess Anne Maria's picture on the cover was placed in his waiting hand.
"Relive the magic of Anne Maria for only $12.99," he told the camera as a deep and theatrical tune began to play. "Call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Anne Maria CD," he added as the camera zoomed in on the case, "before everyone else downloads it illegally!"
"I'll take one!" Topher quickly begged, earning him a CD. "This will be worth spending thirteen dollars of my money."
Confessional: Topher
"My prince will buy me lots of hot dogs! My prince will love ponies too!" Topher was listening to the CD through headphones as his confessional began. "Her singing isn't the best, but I do want to support her," he told the camera.
Confessional Ends
"After risking my life for you, I have come to realize this!" Justin said as he approached the stage. "You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. And the smartest. What are the odds?"
He offered his hand to Anne Maria, but she didn't take it. "Thanks for telling me what I already know!"
"Uhh, aren't you going to compliment me on my bravery?" Justin asked.
"Nah! Princesses are supposed to be complimented in my world,” Anne Maria said, to Justin's disappointment. “It's not their job to give them out to anyone, but for me, I'll make an exception for Topher, the handsomest knight around!”
The camera moved to Ripper rolling her eyes and Topher smiling. “And you are the most beautiful princess around!” Topher complimented back before a sound caught the attention of both. They turned their heads at once and the scene followed their gaze over to Chef, still in his troll costume but now riding the same fly-ridden horse from earlier in the episode.
"How has that horse not died yet?" MK commented. "It can't be in good condition after all their time being used on this show."
"Just because it's a little old, doesn't mean it's not fighting for their life," Jasmine told her.
Anne Maria hopped onto the horse's back while Ripper and Topher came over. “Are we supposed to catch him?" Topher asked.
"No, it's a classic princess abduction," Chris explained calmly. "As the villain makes a whirlwind getaway on a swift steed."
Chef kicked the horse with his feet, but it didn't react. "Guess ol' Betsy here didn't read the script," he said gruffly.
"Kick harder," Chris commanded, and Chef promptly complied. A stronger kick caused the horse to kick backwards, hitting Justin – who had been standing closest - right in the face.
"That did it," Chef said as Justin was shown to have a few teeth knocked out and a bruised right eye.
"So, that's how the three knight dudes lost the Princess," Chris narrated, "But fate, aka me, wasn't finished with them." Chef and Anne Maria rode off behind him. "They followed the troll all the way to a fight to the death, because that's how I like my princesses saved."
"Sir Topher!" Anne Maria called out playfully as she was slowly abducted. "You better be the one who rescues me!"
"These two haven't even got a chance!" Topher replied arrogantly.
"As good luck, I'll give you my favor to carry into the battle!" Anne Maria tossed the glass boot, but it unintentionally hit Justin in the face.
Confessional: Justin
Justin was having his bruises covered up by make-up brushes from two unknown people while the glass boot was on the table.
“Falling for Anne Maria has been hard on the face. I think we'll have a no glass shoes policy if we start dating soon,” Justin informed and put the boot away. “I have no idea what Chase and Millie's policies are, but they're probably less dignified.”
Confessional Ends
The footage cut forward to a close-up of the old horse chewing on some hay before the camera panned over to a small castle archway propped up against a tower of some sort. "Sir Justin, Sir Topher, and Sir Ripper reached the ivory tower in which the troll had stuck the super tanned princess," Chris read as the three remaining competitors walked into the scene and he followed on his rolling platform. The shot panned up the towers, where several other pieces of crenelated wall had been attached here and there, and at the very top there was a pinkish spire and balcony where Princess Anne Maria waited.
"But there was only one way to rescue her," the host continued with a grin on his face and tense music building in the background. "One of the brave knights had to slay the dragon!"
"Dragon?!" Jasmine asked in alarm. "Tell me you didn't get a real dragon for this!"
"Seeing as dragons don't exist," MK told her, "I find that highly unlikely."
"She's right," Chris said as the music switched to something more ominously lurking. "We're reusing the alien monster guy."
Seconds later, a few tremendous mechanical footsteps were heard. MK and Jasmine looked to stage right and the camera pulled back, showing off the animatronic monster in all its glory. Chef was wearing the motion capture suit that controlled it, and it had been given a hood with horns, a scraggly 'beard', and two tiny wings in order to make it look more draconic. Chef raised his arms menacingly, and the monster echoed the pose and growled.
"Let the dragon slaying begin!" Chris announced, pulling out a trio of wooden swords and throwing them to the knights. Ripper caught the shortest, Topher the most slender, and Justin the broadest, and the three turned to face the tower and dragon.
"I'm counting on you, Sir Topher!" Anne Maria called from above, smiling at the fanboy and blowing him a kiss. He accepted it with a grin, and Anne Maria turned her attention to the other two knights and frowned. "As for you two, you'll need all the luck you can get."
"Yeah, cause I'll be the one who's going to slay today!" Topher boasted before turning and charging at the dragon.
"Not so fast," Justin charged at Topher and the two clashed their swords into each other's, only breaking when they noticed a foot-shaped shadow fall upon them. They rolled out of the way before the monster stomped them, and the camera panned over to Justin landing next to Ripper.
“You want Topher to win?” Justin faced Ripper.
“Like I care which one of you wins,” Ripper scoffed.
“Then help me take him down and I'll let you win,” Justin offered.
Ripper thought about it, and the viewpoint moved over to Chef guiding the monster in stomping and snapping at Topher. He was able to strike the dragon's head with his sword. “You are not going to stop me from rescuing Anne Maria!” the fanboy told the dragon.
“Just get them both chasing you,” Ripper suggested.
“And why?” Justin asked.
“Do you want to stop that monster or not?” Ripper glared. “Just do it!”
Justin sighed but complied, and both Topher and the Chef-controlled monster made moves to chase after him while Ripper watched from the sidelines.
“Are you going to fight me or run away from me?!” Topher asked with a taunt.
“Justin, you're going to stop running in 3…2…1!” Ripper ordered, and Justin paused his dash.
Topher also stopped chasing him as well, and the dragon, who was still trying to chase the others, caught its foot on Topher and somehow tripped. It flailed its arms humorously before crashing to the ground.
"A job well done," Ripper said as he ran over to the large red button on the side of the beast's neck. “Now to claim my second immunity win in a row!” he said as he readied his sword to finish it off, but Justin came up to push him off the dragon and onto the floor.
"Sorry Ripper," Justin told him. "If Izzy was the prize, I'm sure you'd do the same thing." He plunged his sword into the dragon's neck, causing it to fizzle and short out. "Anne Maria," he dramatically called out, "your prince is coming."
"Some prince," Ripper mocked.
The camera panned to the right to show Chris' moving platform as he arrived with Jasmine and MK in tow.
"Wanna rescue Princess Anne Maria too?" he asked the camera. "Now you can, for only $79.95!" he pulled out a pink-and-yellow striped box and held it up for the camera, a vaguely Anne Maria-shaped doll barely visible inside. "Order your very own Princess Anne Maria Limited Edition Glass Boot Doll! Playing with the Anne Maria doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the real Anne Maria. Guaranteed!" He finished with a cheesy grin.
The scene cut to the top of the ivory tower as Justin climbed up to the balcony where Anne Maria waited. "I have arrived!" Justin announced.
"Not the guy I was expecting, but a reward is a reward," Anne Maria grumbled and the two moved in for a kiss.
"Wait, wait, there's no kissing!" Chris interrupted the two from his chair.
“What?” Justin felt confused.
“Oh yeah!” Topher cheered from under the dragon.
"It says here that Prince Justin and Princess Anne Maria must sword fight to determine the true winner!" Chris explained while reading off his book.
"Which means I still have a chance at winning immunity?" Anne Maria asked quickly.
"You're much smarter than most princesses," Chris replied.
"Usually, most fairy tales end with a kiss," Jasmine said.
"Well, this is a modern tale," Chris explained. "Gals have to fight for themselves."
“You can say that again,” MK agreed.
“If that's how it has to be-” Anne Maria said.
“No,” Justin cut her off, now kneeling on one leg. “I am a noble gentleman. A brave knight. A handsome prince. I would never hurt a lady.”
“But you would hurt a guy working with you,” Ripper interjected after getting up on his feet.
“I said I was sorry, Ripper,” Justin told him with annoyance and focused back on Anne Maria. “I refuse to raise a sword to Anne Maria.” Anne Maria took the sword from him. “I give up any chance at immunity to spare her. And now…”
Justin puckered his lips and moved close, only for his eyes to widen. The camera pulled back to show the hilt of the sword buried in his crotch.
“Not sorry! I'm already taken!" Anne Maria declared before pushing Justin off.
Justin fell with a scream until he hit one of the 'towers' on his cheek. He kept on hitting one tower after another until he hit the ground on his back in severe pain. “I'm okay!”
The camera panned over to Chris and the other losers. "Anne Maria wins immunity! Again!" the host announced.
"Yes!" Anne Maria cheered.
The opening sequence of the Gilded Chris Ceremony came and went, leaving the scene focused on the tux-wearing host at his podium. "So," Chris began with an award already in his hand, "with immunity, Anne Maria is the first to win a Gilded Chris." He tossed the statuette to the girl, sitting on the left side of the bleachers, and she caught it with a smug grin.
"Immunity and my own dolls? How much better can this day get?" Anne Maria said.
"Well, it's not like you're getting the profits from the Princess Anne Maria line," Chris said plainly.
Anne Maria's eyes popped open in shock. "Uh, what?!" she said in outrage. “It's my line!”
“I’m saying that you're not going to get the profits because they’ll be sent over to your family for safekeeping, along with a Princess Anne Maria doll,” Chris explained. “I don't want any of my interns or producers to take what's rightfully yours. Lawsuits and all.”
“Oh!” Anne Maria said in relief. “I'm relieved, but I'm also upset that you made me act like an idiot!”
"Then you should have let me finish! Also still in the competish," Chris announced with another two awards in his hand, "MK and Jasmine." The former caught her prize in her lap with a confident grin, and the latter with a happy smile.
"And also Ripper," the host continued, the camera panning to the bully who smiled as he caught his award.
Spotlights were put on Justin and Topher, the former in a body cast. "Who will live happily ever after, and who will die penniless," Chris said as the music built dramatically. "And the last Gilded Chris goes to… Justin!"
"What?!" Anne Maria stood up. "You have to be joking! Justin should be going home!"
"Yeah, you're right. I was just kidding," Chris said. "Justin's actually the one who's been eliminated."
Topher caught his award. “I knew I would be safe.”
Confessional: Topher
“I told everybody to vote off Justin,” Topher confirmed. “He tried to move in on my girlfriend, and him getting booted would serve him right. The best part is, everybody was on board with it and I didn’t even have to try and convince them.”
Confessional Ends
Justin got up and started to head to the red carpet, but stopped to look at the contestants. “So is no one even going to miss me?”
“I never liked you,” MK shrugged.
“See ya,” Ripper said apathetically. “Get better soon, or sometime.”
“Okay, stop already! I'm going! But you'll regret it,” Justin told them and walked to the red carpet. Before getting into the limousine, he gave one last look to the remaining players. “With me gone, this competition just got eighty percent less handsome.” The eye candy turned around, only to hit his head on the roof. “All right, seventy-nine!” he groaned.
The footage paused there, and the camera pulled back to show it on one of the monitors in the control tent. Chris was sitting in his chair playing with a couple of Princess Anne Maria dolls, a few more scattered on the nearby desk.
"I know what I told Anne Maria, but marketing says that our target audience is too old for dolls," Chris told the camera as the footage on the monitor cut to static. "They're just not selling!" He looked to the side, and the camera panned to follow and show Chef playing with a group of Princess Anne Maria dolls dressed up as soldiers.
"Princesses, attack!" he said with a dark grin, lighting a miniature cannon with a match as the deeper and more dramatic ending theme began to play. The cannon fired with a puff, blowing the heads off two of the dolls.
Chris gave him an odd look, then turned back to the camera. "Hey target audience! Make sure you don't miss the next kiss-filled episode of Total! Drama! Action!" As soon as he finished saying the title, he mashed the mouths of the two dolls he was holding together and made kissing sounds. "Now you see, Chef," he told his companion, "that's how you play with dolls."
(Roll the Credits)
(Bonus Clip)
The scene opened to Justin sitting on the back seat of the limousine with the glass boot in hand. “What I've learned? Well, maybe that good looks won't take you everywhere you want to go,” he said wisely. “I mean, what have I ended up with? A wounded face, a bruised ego, and a shoe that I can't even wear. Maybe if I stopped modeling and threw all my energy into getting smarter, more girls could fall in love with me,” he thought. “But modeling pays. And Jesús, my booker, says that even with my severe facial wounds, he can get me a bunch of leg modeling and some celebrity kid's birthday party. So, love schmove.” He threw the glass boot out the window, and a shattering sound indicated that the boot was destroyed.
Eva - 15th
Geoff - 15th
Izzy - RETURNED
Trent - 13th
Sky - 12th
Brick - 11th
Scott - 10th
Izzy - 9th
Millie - 8th
MERGE
Chase - 7th
Justin - 6th
Boys: Ripper, Topher
Girls: Anne Maria, Jasmine, MK
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Girls: Anne Maria, Jasmine, MK
Episode 19: The Princess Pride
"Last time, on Total Drama Action! Just when the cast thought they were safe, I swung in to surprise – I mean, antagonize them."
"The cast were forced to use their creative sides while showing off their back sides. As they made superhero costumes out of spandex. And...some other junk. Nice tights!"
"Of course, they were foiled by the diabolical Pythonicus, evil alter-ego of the villainous Chef!"
"In a fight against evil, the cast proved they could be heroes. And also, loooseerrss!"
"In the end, the most diabolical of them all was MK, who twisted things in order to get Chase eliminated."
The recap footage ended, and the scene flashed to the control tent where Chris was waiting with a smile. "Will the Gaffer alliance recover from Chase being gone? Will Anne Maria and Topher keep going out?" he pressed a button on the keyboard to his side, causing a picture of the couple to appear on one of the screens behind him.
"Maybe you'll find out right now?" he shrugged impishly as the scene changed again and he walked towards the cast trailers. "Maybe you won't? On another, totally dramatic episode of," he stopped in his tracks and the camera zoomed out with each further word, "Total! Drama! Action!"
(Theme Song)
The episode began with, of all things, a close-up of some brown and beany mush plopping onto a plate. The camera panned up to reveal its source as burrito beans in the hands of Jasmine being put together. Shots of Ripper, MK, and Justin also showed them making burritos as well.
The camera zoomed out to show the four constructing burritos on the table next to the tent's entrance while Topher and Anne Maria were at the other table, the former overseeing the quartet as he stood on the table and the latter simply applying lipstick to her lips.
“Ten more seconds, guys! The biggest burrito wins!” Topher declared and looked at Anne Maria. “Do you think I'd make a good reality show host?”
Anne Maria put her lipstick away. “Can you excuse me? I'm working on my facial features,” she said.
“But you already worked on yourself in the morning,” Topher said.
“You'd do the same if your hair was lookin’ messy,” Anne Maria retorted.
“Touché,” Topher pulled back.
“And time is up, folks!” MK informed everybody with her watch.
"Ripper, what do you got?” Topher asked the burly boy.
“Allow me to demonstrate my beefcake burrito!” Ripper held up his plate - his burrito has no wrapping and simply consisted of beef shaped into a cake. “I actually managed to make a cake out of beef.”
“How interesting,” Topher observed after getting off the table. “Jasmine, how about you?”
“These are my twin burritos!” Jasmine said with a plate that had two burritos tied together with an elastic rubber band.
“You actually wrapped your burritos?” Topher inspected heavily.
“Of course I did,” Jasmine nodded. “Twins are sometimes inseparable, and it's a good thing that these burritos aren't Siamese, otherwise they would have tried to eat one another.”
Topher laughed at her quip. “Points for that quip,” he said and made his way over to MK. “MK, how did you manage to make your burrito?”
“I am proud to present the MK Whopper!” MK took her burrito out from under the table and presented it - the burrito was shaped to look like MK with the beans as the body, wrap pieces as the hat and clothes, a sliced piece of tomato as the mouth, and pieces of beef as the eyes.
“The burrito is self-serving, but quality effort regardless,” Jasmine commented.
“Quality? Check out the guns on these beans,” Justin objected as his leitmotif played and he whipped out his burrito shaped to look like a flexing bicep. He even flexed his own bicep and moved his eyebrow in order to impress the contestants, but they were unfazed. “Nothing. You feel nothing?”
“Nope,” Jasmine shook her head.
“I was never once into you, Justin,” MK added as well.
“Man, this scratched schnoz has destroyed my looks and my life!” Justin moped. “Why?”
“MK, your self-art and ego is unsurprising, but you did make the biggest and best burrito, so you win,” Topher told her.
“This isn't right,” Justin protested and was now out of his seat. “I demand a second neutral opinion.”
“I'm no doctor or anything, but we all have reality-show-itis, and it's making us turn things into a challenge,” Anne Maria spoke up.
“I'm not sure if that's a thing, but I can't help myself when this day is bland and boring,” Topher said.
Confessional: Justin
“When my good looks went, so did my winning edge,” Justin told the viewers. “But some people are still managing to kick butt, and they're not nearly as good looking as I am!” He paused to think about what he said. “Okay, as I was.”
Confessional Ends
Justin was now sitting next to Anne Maria. “You know, you're the only one taking the game seriously. I just wish I knew how you did it all. It's so inspirational.”
“I'm just playing the game the best I know how,” Anne Maria said. “And it's not by sabotage like Scott did to me.”
“Scott also sabotaged my chances in the game as well,” Justin continued. “Hey, we have something in common.”
“Yeah we do, now go away,” Anne Maria ordered. “I don't know if they'll be a challenge, and I'd like to relax in peace.”
A few off-camera footsteps gave everyone pause, and they looked towards the room's entrance as the shot moved to a side-view of the room. Chef Hatchet had entered wearing a faded purple Medieval-styled costume, complete with a simple horn bearing a flag marked with a simple black-and-purple shield.
He blew a few awkward notes, then the camera moved in for a close-up as he made an announcement. "Hear ye, and rise! For Sir Chris!"
"Sir?!" Jasmine repeated with disbelief. "This Bruce's ego is fussing me to heaps!"
The shot moved back out to show Chris McLean riding atop the same decrepit-looking horse that had been used for a much earlier episode. He was wearing a knight's helmet and holding what looked to be a boot made of glass, and dismounted once Chef laid out a small rug for him to stand on.
"Hold on," Topher said slowly. "Glass slipper. Medieval stuff. This must be a Fairy Tale theme!"
"Topher," Chris said with stern annoyance, "if you ever steal my intro again, I'll have to personally boot you off the show."
"Hey, you can't do that!" Topher protested. "You brought me onto this show!"
"This boot," Chris said happily, "will determine the Princess for today's Fairy Tale movie challenge! The rest of you," he added as the camera panned across the tent from right to left, "compete for the honor of rescuing the fair Princess."
Anne Maria immediately raised her hand eagerly. "I wanna be the Princess!"
"I said the fair Princess," Chris repeated. "And what we think is fair is that the candidates be the ladies who haven't had a win since the merge: MK," he looked at the unamused techno, "and Jasmine." The focus moved to the Outback girl, who merely raised an eyebrow.
Confessional: Jasmine
"Okay, I am not Princess material," Jasmine said in the make-up confessional. "Not only am I too tall to fit the role, but I'm not really interested in fairy tales."
Confessional Ends
A short drumroll preceded an even shorter chanted note as MK and Jasmine approached the end of the table closest to the tent entrance.
"Yeah, there's no way that I'm gonna be some Princess, McLean!" MK barked at the host who was standing nearby with the glass boot still in his hand. "And don't even try to jam that boot on my foot."
"Okay," Chris said slowly, "that's a no for MK. Jasmine, you're up."
"Well, I'm not fond of fairy tales," Jasmine said, "but I might as well."
"Hold on there, Thunder from Down Under," Chris told her. "You have to put the boot on first. Make sure you're actually Princess material."
Jasmine frowned. "Okay then." She sat on the end of the table, slipped off one of her shoes, and tried to force it on.
The host and other castmates watched as she grunted and began to sweat, trying to get the boot onto her foot. Eventually, she let out a disappointed breath and held the boot back up. "It's no use," Jasmine told the host. "I can't get it on, and even then, it would shatter to pieces."
"Well," Chris said blankly, "guess that's both candidates out, unless MK changes her mind."
MK just glared at him. "Not a chance."
Anne Maria immediately grinned. "Yo Chris!"
"Looks like we have to do another selection method," Chris grabbed the glass boot and began to turn, only for Anne Maria to dart forward and snatch the footwear away from him.
Anne Maria swiftly tossed aside one of her heels and replaced it with the glass boot. "There," she said with a smile, raising her leg to show the boot glimmering on the end of it, "I always knew that I was meant to be royalty!"
"Fine, Anne Maria can be the Princess," Chris said heavily. "Let's just get this over with. Chef?" he looked back over his shoulder, and the shot pulled back to show the hulking man arriving back on the scene. He had changed into a pale blue ballerina's outfit, and had strapped a pair of fake wings to his back that, along with the glittering 'wand' in his hand, gave him the appearance of a fairy godmother.
"I dub thee, Princess Anne Maria," Chef said shortly as a touching song played, waving the wand above the grinning girl's head and releasing a cloud of sparkling dust that nearly choked Topher, Ripper, and Justin.
Confessional: MK
"Anne Maria as the Princess?" MK told the confessional camera with a snort and a laugh. "I wouldn't want to be in that Fairy Tale. Along with any others out there."
Confessional Ends
A harp played in the background as an image of Chris' head and a large hardcover book appeared on screen in front of a yellowish stock background. "It's story time, with uncle Chris," the host's disembodied head said before the scene flashed to him seated in a large purple armchair with the same book in hand. His left hand was on a joystick built into the arm of the chair, and he seemed to be slowly rolling through the set.
"Once upon a time," he began slowly, the camera pulling back to show the host rolling up to the contestants minus Anne Maria on a wheeled platform, his chair joined by a matching footstool, pedestal side table, and even a fireplace. "Five brave knights went on a quest to rescue a Princess from her ivory tower." He pulled back on the joystick, and the platform came to a stop. "But, it wasn't gonna be easy! First," he looked at the staircase behind him, "the knights had to get past my very good friend," the shot quick-panned up and left to Chef, now dressed in a tattered vest and trousers with a long moss-green wig and beard, "the Terrible Toothless Troll!" The shot zoomed in on Chef as he quickly blackened a few of his front teeth with a sharpie. "And, his Bad Breaks Bridge!"
The camera zoomed out even further as a few ominous chants played in the background, showing a large mountainous set featuring a rickety rope bridge over a treacherous and craggy fake waterfall. The contestants gulped.
"To get past the Terrible Toothless Troll," Chris read on, "the knights had to wear disguises! There was the Frog Prince," he grabbed a vaguely frog-like great helm from behind his chair and tossed it to Justin, "and the Ugly Stepsister," he tossed a large wig of wavy red hair in a tall bun to MK. "Snow White," he tossed a pink sleep mask to Jasmine, "and one of her Seven Dwarves," he followed that up by throwing a tall wizard's hat patterned with stars, moons, and lightning bolts to Topher. "Aaand," the host finished by pulling out a bright red hooded cape, "Little Red Riding Hood."
He tossed it to Ripper, who raised an eyebrow as he caught it. "Seriously? Can't I just be Riding Red?"
"No dice dude. That's what it says in the script," Chris told him as an unseen intern delivered a plate of milk and cookies to the host's side table. He turned and grabbed one, saying "Good work, kid," before continuing his monologue. "And so, the Ugly approached the Terrible Troll."
"I can't see in this thing!" MK said.
"Oh yeah," Chris said to a dramatic rise in the background music, "for this challenge, each knight is blind." The five teens immediately began to protest, causing the host to snap at them. "Nowhere in this story does it say 'the cowardly knights complained'!" he told the cast with a brief glance at his book. "So get it together, steppy, and get crossing!"
The footage skipped ahead to show MK slowly inching her way across the bridge while holding on to one of the rope rails. "This ain't too bad," she said to herself. She was hit by several red apples in rapid succession, causing her to yelp in pain.
"Oh, also," Chris said as the shot cut back to him, "those are Wicked Witch's apples, so, they're poisonous and rotten. You might wanna watch..."
He stopped talking as the shot cut back to MK slipping on one of the apples and fell off the bridge to the rocky set below. The camera followed as she fell and bounced off of several outcroppings before landing onto the hard ground. The shot cut briefly to the other contestants as they winced in pain before cutting back to the techno girl lying awkwardly on the ground with an apple in her mouth.
"Well, looks like MK isn't fairy tale hero material," Chris commented, dunking one of his cookies into his glass of milk. The short girl writhed in pain.
Confessional: MK
MK had on a neck brace and bandages around her head and torso, "I'm having trouble remembering what happened after the fall. Does that mean I have a concussion?"
Confessional Ends
A harp was played as the footage cut back to the other contestants standing at the start of the bridge. "Next, the eighth dwarf," Chris said as he moved his platform around towards the far staircase. "He grabbed a fistful of courage and headed across the bridge."
Topher glanced over at Chef. The man had hunched over, and was slapping a cat o' nine tails against his hand with a wild grin. He took a deep breath, put on the wizard’s hat over his eyes, and charged forward with a battle cry. Chef raised his eyebrows and rushed out to stop him, but he jumped onto a rope rail and ran through it until he was past Chef.
"Did I make it?" Topher asked, having reached the other side.
Confessional: Topher
"Poise classes have taught me to always be aware of my surroundings, whether I’m blindfolded or not," Topher grinned. "And with Anne Maria as the Princess, I’m not botching this one."
Confessional Ends
The footage skipped ahead to Jasmine's attempt, the sleeping mask already over her eyes and her hands firmly on the ropes of the bridge as she walked forward at a steady pace. Chef squeezed a mother goose, launching a golden egg out of its rear like a bullet. It shot past the girl's shoulder. "What was that?" Jasmine asked as she moved her head to track it. A second egg hit her square in the chest, knocking her back a step and putting a grin on Chef's face.
Jasmine frowned for a moment, then took a cautious step that was apparently at the bridge's weak point. The camera zoomed in on the bridge as it rippled, knocking loose every plank all the way to Chef. With a gasp and a scream, the troll and his goose fell, and the scene cut to him as he grabbed something behind his back. "They don't pay me enough for this!" Chef yelled, pulling the cord of a hidden parachute and floating down safely.
Jasmine was unaware of the danger and took one more step, expectedly screaming and falling. The camera cut to Chris as he followed the Amazon girl's fall and winced at the sound of an impact. "Awesome!" he cheered. "You’re up, froggy." The scene cut to the start of the bridge where Justin stood. "Then Captain Hood after that."
Justin put on his helmet. "At least my face will be protected from further indignity," he said as he slowly moved towards the bridge. He walked right shoulder into one of the posts holding up the bridge.
Ripper laughed. "Tough break, pretty boy," he jeered. "Go a little to the right." The eye candy followed the advice and walked into the other pole, causing Ripper to laugh. "Sorry man!" the bully called before laughing again.
Chef was shown running past the center of the bridge with an ax raised and ready to strike, while Justin stayed at the bridge completely oblivious. Ripper laughed once more and pushed the model into the cook. "Let me give you a hand," he said as he did so. Chef brought his ax down and hit the hot boy's helmet, causing the eyes to spin comically and Ripper to laugh once more.
Confessional: Justin
“There I was, down dirty, and deafened,” Justin recapped his failure. “And I thought "W.W.A.M.D.": What would Anne Maria do? And then it came to me! She'd use her head.”
Confessional Ends
With a battle cry, Justin rushed the cook with his helmet and ran him over, safely making it to the other side. "Justin's still got it!" Chris said as the camera cut to him. "All right, the final knight attempting to enter Fairy Tale Land is," the shot cut to Ripper as he tied a blindfold over his eyes and faced away from the camera, "Riding Red! We're over this way!"
"My seeing is good," Ripper said as he turned around. The camera cut to his perspective to show that he could actually see Chef putting on a blonde pigtailed wig. "I'm able to see Chef as a female troll! Hilarious!"
"Rapunzel dude, let down your hair!" Chris called, and Chef lengthened one of the pigtails and began swinging it around. He cracked it like a whip at the bully, who dodged it.
The camera cut to Justin watching Ripper avoid every attack. "Hey! He can see!" he cried.
"How?" Chris asked sarcastically. "With his X-ray vision? That'd be cool."
Chef attacked one last time, but Ripper grabbed onto the pigtail and swung across to safety with a whoop.
The footage skipped ahead to a close-up of Chris's book as he began to narrate once again. "And so, the Terrible Toothless Troll knocked off two losers," the shot pulled back to show Jasmine, wearing a leg cast and her right arm in a sling, and MK sitting on the ground nearby. "But," the camera panned over to Justin, Ripper, and Topher on the right, "three semi-brave knights made it to the other side and continued on their noble quest. Whereupon I, in my wisdom, inspired them with a vision of Princess Anne Maria."
The shot pulled back even further, revealing that the group had assembled in front of a small stage with a pink-tinted backdrop depicting a large white castle off in distant hillsides. A slow piano melody began to play as Anne Maria, now dressed in a regal-looking pink gown and tiara, was lowered onto the stage by a few wires.
"When I was a little girl, I'd dream of my first kiss," Anne Maria began to sing in a rather mediocre voice the moment she hit the stage and the wired harness was reeled back up. "It would come from my perfect prince!" A number of tiny birds and chipmunks gathered around her, the birds even landing on her hands. "And in my dream, it went like this!"
The scene immediately cut to the three remaining knights as they watched the performance. Justin and Topher were both stunned by her display, while Ripper couldn't care less.
“She's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen,” Justin said.
Definitely,” Topher chimed in.
“I must've been so busy seeing her as a potential alliance member and extra vote that I didn't see her outer beauty. Wow,” Justin continued in amazement. “We'll be the best looking couple in the kingdom!”
The music came to a halt as Topher and Ripper were surprised by what just came out of Justin's mouth.
“Excuse me, but I am still dating her!” Topher objected heavily.
“And there's no way she'll ever be into you,” Ripper told Justin.
“I saw you cheat, Ripper,” Justin let him know. “You don't deserve to be anybody's prince.”
“And who died and made you the rule master?” Ripper faced the handsome boy threateningly.
"Guys, guys!" Chris said, stepping forward and getting between the boys. "No need to fight! At least not until after this break," he declared happily. "Will Ripper inflict any deformities on Justin? Or will Justin's ripped physique bring two tons of hurt down on Topher's head? Find out when we come back!"
(Commercial Break)
The footage came back to a distance shot of the stage Anne Maria was still singing on, her music resuming as the shot cut closer.
"My prince will be tall and handsome," she sang, the camera panning down to catch Justin standing straight and proud. "My prince will be tough as nails," Ripper flexed his biceps and then lifted a startled Topher over his head.
"My prince will have lots of money," Anne Maria continued, the camera moving back on her as she showered the stage with a wad of cash. "My prince will tame wild whales!" She flexed her own arms, Chris nodded to the beat, and the shot cut to Topher looking at a small and rather disoriented baleen whale on the floor in confusion.
The shot panned down to Jasmine and MK who were watching the performance with boredom on their faces.
"How are you feeling about the whole Fairy Tale thing?" Jasmine asked MK.
"Couldn't care less," MK answered bluntly. "I just don't know why we have to keep watching though."
A close-up was shown of Anne Maria reaching for a wary-eyed frog in a small crown, the Jersey girl pulling it closer to her as she finished her song. "When we kiss~, my prince will be you~!" As the music ended, she held up the frog and kissed it on the lips, but broke almost immediately in a fit of revulsion.
Anne Maria threw the frog away from her, and it landed on Justin's face. "Warts! Get it off!" he cried out as he ran around trying to get the frog out.
"Wasn't that song brilliant?" Chris asked as the focus moved back to him, Jasmine, and MK. "It was so brilliant, I know everyone wishes they could hear it over, and over, and over again! And now they can." He snapped his fingers, and a CD case bearing Princess Anne Maria's picture on the cover was placed in his waiting hand.
"Relive the magic of Anne Maria for only $12.99," he told the camera as a deep and theatrical tune began to play. "Call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Anne Maria CD," he added as the camera zoomed in on the case, "before everyone else downloads it illegally!"
"I'll take one!" Topher quickly begged, earning him a CD. "This will be worth spending thirteen dollars of my money."
Confessional: Topher
"My prince will buy me lots of hot dogs! My prince will love ponies too!" Topher was listening to the CD through headphones as his confessional began. "Her singing isn't the best, but I do want to support her," he told the camera.
Confessional Ends
"After risking my life for you, I have come to realize this!" Justin said as he approached the stage. "You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. And the smartest. What are the odds?"
He offered his hand to Anne Maria, but she didn't take it. "Thanks for telling me what I already know!"
"Uhh, aren't you going to compliment me on my bravery?" Justin asked.
"Nah! Princesses are supposed to be complimented in my world,” Anne Maria said, to Justin's disappointment. “It's not their job to give them out to anyone, but for me, I'll make an exception for Topher, the handsomest knight around!”
The camera moved to Ripper rolling her eyes and Topher smiling. “And you are the most beautiful princess around!” Topher complimented back before a sound caught the attention of both. They turned their heads at once and the scene followed their gaze over to Chef, still in his troll costume but now riding the same fly-ridden horse from earlier in the episode.
"How has that horse not died yet?" MK commented. "It can't be in good condition after all their time being used on this show."
"Just because it's a little old, doesn't mean it's not fighting for their life," Jasmine told her.
Anne Maria hopped onto the horse's back while Ripper and Topher came over. “Are we supposed to catch him?" Topher asked.
"No, it's a classic princess abduction," Chris explained calmly. "As the villain makes a whirlwind getaway on a swift steed."
Chef kicked the horse with his feet, but it didn't react. "Guess ol' Betsy here didn't read the script," he said gruffly.
"Kick harder," Chris commanded, and Chef promptly complied. A stronger kick caused the horse to kick backwards, hitting Justin – who had been standing closest - right in the face.
"That did it," Chef said as Justin was shown to have a few teeth knocked out and a bruised right eye.
"So, that's how the three knight dudes lost the Princess," Chris narrated, "But fate, aka me, wasn't finished with them." Chef and Anne Maria rode off behind him. "They followed the troll all the way to a fight to the death, because that's how I like my princesses saved."
"Sir Topher!" Anne Maria called out playfully as she was slowly abducted. "You better be the one who rescues me!"
"These two haven't even got a chance!" Topher replied arrogantly.
"As good luck, I'll give you my favor to carry into the battle!" Anne Maria tossed the glass boot, but it unintentionally hit Justin in the face.
Confessional: Justin
Justin was having his bruises covered up by make-up brushes from two unknown people while the glass boot was on the table.
“Falling for Anne Maria has been hard on the face. I think we'll have a no glass shoes policy if we start dating soon,” Justin informed and put the boot away. “I have no idea what Chase and Millie's policies are, but they're probably less dignified.”
Confessional Ends
The footage cut forward to a close-up of the old horse chewing on some hay before the camera panned over to a small castle archway propped up against a tower of some sort. "Sir Justin, Sir Topher, and Sir Ripper reached the ivory tower in which the troll had stuck the super tanned princess," Chris read as the three remaining competitors walked into the scene and he followed on his rolling platform. The shot panned up the towers, where several other pieces of crenelated wall had been attached here and there, and at the very top there was a pinkish spire and balcony where Princess Anne Maria waited.
"But there was only one way to rescue her," the host continued with a grin on his face and tense music building in the background. "One of the brave knights had to slay the dragon!"
"Dragon?!" Jasmine asked in alarm. "Tell me you didn't get a real dragon for this!"
"Seeing as dragons don't exist," MK told her, "I find that highly unlikely."
"She's right," Chris said as the music switched to something more ominously lurking. "We're reusing the alien monster guy."
Seconds later, a few tremendous mechanical footsteps were heard. MK and Jasmine looked to stage right and the camera pulled back, showing off the animatronic monster in all its glory. Chef was wearing the motion capture suit that controlled it, and it had been given a hood with horns, a scraggly 'beard', and two tiny wings in order to make it look more draconic. Chef raised his arms menacingly, and the monster echoed the pose and growled.
"Let the dragon slaying begin!" Chris announced, pulling out a trio of wooden swords and throwing them to the knights. Ripper caught the shortest, Topher the most slender, and Justin the broadest, and the three turned to face the tower and dragon.
"I'm counting on you, Sir Topher!" Anne Maria called from above, smiling at the fanboy and blowing him a kiss. He accepted it with a grin, and Anne Maria turned her attention to the other two knights and frowned. "As for you two, you'll need all the luck you can get."
"Yeah, cause I'll be the one who's going to slay today!" Topher boasted before turning and charging at the dragon.
"Not so fast," Justin charged at Topher and the two clashed their swords into each other's, only breaking when they noticed a foot-shaped shadow fall upon them. They rolled out of the way before the monster stomped them, and the camera panned over to Justin landing next to Ripper.
“You want Topher to win?” Justin faced Ripper.
“Like I care which one of you wins,” Ripper scoffed.
“Then help me take him down and I'll let you win,” Justin offered.
Ripper thought about it, and the viewpoint moved over to Chef guiding the monster in stomping and snapping at Topher. He was able to strike the dragon's head with his sword. “You are not going to stop me from rescuing Anne Maria!” the fanboy told the dragon.
“Just get them both chasing you,” Ripper suggested.
“And why?” Justin asked.
“Do you want to stop that monster or not?” Ripper glared. “Just do it!”
Justin sighed but complied, and both Topher and the Chef-controlled monster made moves to chase after him while Ripper watched from the sidelines.
“Are you going to fight me or run away from me?!” Topher asked with a taunt.
“Justin, you're going to stop running in 3…2…1!” Ripper ordered, and Justin paused his dash.
Topher also stopped chasing him as well, and the dragon, who was still trying to chase the others, caught its foot on Topher and somehow tripped. It flailed its arms humorously before crashing to the ground.
"A job well done," Ripper said as he ran over to the large red button on the side of the beast's neck. “Now to claim my second immunity win in a row!” he said as he readied his sword to finish it off, but Justin came up to push him off the dragon and onto the floor.
"Sorry Ripper," Justin told him. "If Izzy was the prize, I'm sure you'd do the same thing." He plunged his sword into the dragon's neck, causing it to fizzle and short out. "Anne Maria," he dramatically called out, "your prince is coming."
"Some prince," Ripper mocked.
The camera panned to the right to show Chris' moving platform as he arrived with Jasmine and MK in tow.
"Wanna rescue Princess Anne Maria too?" he asked the camera. "Now you can, for only $79.95!" he pulled out a pink-and-yellow striped box and held it up for the camera, a vaguely Anne Maria-shaped doll barely visible inside. "Order your very own Princess Anne Maria Limited Edition Glass Boot Doll! Playing with the Anne Maria doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the real Anne Maria. Guaranteed!" He finished with a cheesy grin.
The scene cut to the top of the ivory tower as Justin climbed up to the balcony where Anne Maria waited. "I have arrived!" Justin announced.
"Not the guy I was expecting, but a reward is a reward," Anne Maria grumbled and the two moved in for a kiss.
"Wait, wait, there's no kissing!" Chris interrupted the two from his chair.
“What?” Justin felt confused.
“Oh yeah!” Topher cheered from under the dragon.
"It says here that Prince Justin and Princess Anne Maria must sword fight to determine the true winner!" Chris explained while reading off his book.
"Which means I still have a chance at winning immunity?" Anne Maria asked quickly.
"You're much smarter than most princesses," Chris replied.
"Usually, most fairy tales end with a kiss," Jasmine said.
"Well, this is a modern tale," Chris explained. "Gals have to fight for themselves."
“You can say that again,” MK agreed.
“If that's how it has to be-” Anne Maria said.
“No,” Justin cut her off, now kneeling on one leg. “I am a noble gentleman. A brave knight. A handsome prince. I would never hurt a lady.”
“But you would hurt a guy working with you,” Ripper interjected after getting up on his feet.
“I said I was sorry, Ripper,” Justin told him with annoyance and focused back on Anne Maria. “I refuse to raise a sword to Anne Maria.” Anne Maria took the sword from him. “I give up any chance at immunity to spare her. And now…”
Justin puckered his lips and moved close, only for his eyes to widen. The camera pulled back to show the hilt of the sword buried in his crotch.
“Not sorry! I'm already taken!" Anne Maria declared before pushing Justin off.
Justin fell with a scream until he hit one of the 'towers' on his cheek. He kept on hitting one tower after another until he hit the ground on his back in severe pain. “I'm okay!”
The camera panned over to Chris and the other losers. "Anne Maria wins immunity! Again!" the host announced.
"Yes!" Anne Maria cheered.
The opening sequence of the Gilded Chris Ceremony came and went, leaving the scene focused on the tux-wearing host at his podium. "So," Chris began with an award already in his hand, "with immunity, Anne Maria is the first to win a Gilded Chris." He tossed the statuette to the girl, sitting on the left side of the bleachers, and she caught it with a smug grin.
"Immunity and my own dolls? How much better can this day get?" Anne Maria said.
"Well, it's not like you're getting the profits from the Princess Anne Maria line," Chris said plainly.
Anne Maria's eyes popped open in shock. "Uh, what?!" she said in outrage. “It's my line!”
“I’m saying that you're not going to get the profits because they’ll be sent over to your family for safekeeping, along with a Princess Anne Maria doll,” Chris explained. “I don't want any of my interns or producers to take what's rightfully yours. Lawsuits and all.”
“Oh!” Anne Maria said in relief. “I'm relieved, but I'm also upset that you made me act like an idiot!”
"Then you should have let me finish! Also still in the competish," Chris announced with another two awards in his hand, "MK and Jasmine." The former caught her prize in her lap with a confident grin, and the latter with a happy smile.
"And also Ripper," the host continued, the camera panning to the bully who smiled as he caught his award.
Spotlights were put on Justin and Topher, the former in a body cast. "Who will live happily ever after, and who will die penniless," Chris said as the music built dramatically. "And the last Gilded Chris goes to… Justin!"
"What?!" Anne Maria stood up. "You have to be joking! Justin should be going home!"
"Yeah, you're right. I was just kidding," Chris said. "Justin's actually the one who's been eliminated."
Topher caught his award. “I knew I would be safe.”
Confessional: Topher
“I told everybody to vote off Justin,” Topher confirmed. “He tried to move in on my girlfriend, and him getting booted would serve him right. The best part is, everybody was on board with it and I didn’t even have to try and convince them.”
Confessional Ends
Justin got up and started to head to the red carpet, but stopped to look at the contestants. “So is no one even going to miss me?”
“I never liked you,” MK shrugged.
“See ya,” Ripper said apathetically. “Get better soon, or sometime.”
“Okay, stop already! I'm going! But you'll regret it,” Justin told them and walked to the red carpet. Before getting into the limousine, he gave one last look to the remaining players. “With me gone, this competition just got eighty percent less handsome.” The eye candy turned around, only to hit his head on the roof. “All right, seventy-nine!” he groaned.
The footage paused there, and the camera pulled back to show it on one of the monitors in the control tent. Chris was sitting in his chair playing with a couple of Princess Anne Maria dolls, a few more scattered on the nearby desk.
"I know what I told Anne Maria, but marketing says that our target audience is too old for dolls," Chris told the camera as the footage on the monitor cut to static. "They're just not selling!" He looked to the side, and the camera panned to follow and show Chef playing with a group of Princess Anne Maria dolls dressed up as soldiers.
"Princesses, attack!" he said with a dark grin, lighting a miniature cannon with a match as the deeper and more dramatic ending theme began to play. The cannon fired with a puff, blowing the heads off two of the dolls.
Chris gave him an odd look, then turned back to the camera. "Hey target audience! Make sure you don't miss the next kiss-filled episode of Total! Drama! Action!" As soon as he finished saying the title, he mashed the mouths of the two dolls he was holding together and made kissing sounds. "Now you see, Chef," he told his companion, "that's how you play with dolls."
(Roll the Credits)
(Bonus Clip)
The scene opened to Justin sitting on the back seat of the limousine with the glass boot in hand. “What I've learned? Well, maybe that good looks won't take you everywhere you want to go,” he said wisely. “I mean, what have I ended up with? A wounded face, a bruised ego, and a shoe that I can't even wear. Maybe if I stopped modeling and threw all my energy into getting smarter, more girls could fall in love with me,” he thought. “But modeling pays. And Jesús, my booker, says that even with my severe facial wounds, he can get me a bunch of leg modeling and some celebrity kid's birthday party. So, love schmove.” He threw the glass boot out the window, and a shattering sound indicated that the boot was destroyed.
Eva - 15th
Geoff - 15th
Izzy - RETURNED
Trent - 13th
Sky - 12th
Brick - 11th
Scott - 10th
Izzy - 9th
Millie - 8th
MERGE
Chase - 7th
Justin - 6th
Boys: Ripper, Topher
Girls: Anne Maria, Jasmine, MK
2024.06.09 03:39 Thekokokommander Part 2 Of The Mythic Legend Pirates
2024.06.09 03:24 UnovanEngineer Dogs or lizards?
 | Hello folks, im back, and the question i ask today is the following: Does your world have kobolds? If so, are they more dog-like or lizard-like? submitted by UnovanEngineer to worldbuilding [link] [comments] Im sure we all seen the debate regarding wether kobolds are dogs or lizards and im here to share my opinion on it. I'll start with my world because i really like my explanation for it. So a little bit of context: My first ever encounter with kobolds was in Sword Art Online, where we have this guys: https://preview.redd.it/iayanh0o4g5d1.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d124007af5680abdc7204908cde44eafda6ef0a7 So, obviously very lizardish right? Well then we have the boss: https://preview.redd.it/97j505vr4g5d1.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b8a30e1281a27d6dca49ae94c77e057157c3eb Yeah, this guy is more dogish. So when i actually found out kobolds as a fantasy trope i of course went to dnd-ish descriptions and get this: "Kobolds are minions created by the dragons to help in their affairs, they have draconic and reptilian features with the distinction being their dog like faces." Ever since i read that, i usually focus on exactly that: Dog-like features, but also lizard features because they were created by dragons, so my final awenser is: Both. Now: in my world every monster that is not naturally created by the gods, are corupted versions of already existing creatures that suffered a process called "Manamorphosis" In short when you force your body to use more magic than it can handle, you start to get corrupted and mutate, so in my world, dragons are escentially big lizards that abused fire magic and become monsters. Where does this leave kobolds then? Well, werewolves exist in my world, and they are usually either a wolf who abused its mana, or a druid or other primal magic user who also did an oopsie. So they cant be fully dog, but they are also not fully dragon since i established they werent created by dragons because dragons weren't created in my world. So in my world, kobolds were from a specific tribe of nomadic druids who used to travel in caravans and steal from others they deemed less strong, that greed led them to try and steal from a dragon's lair, and in the fight, the dragon's fury unleashed a manamorphosis that combined with the druidic primal magic, turned the tribe into half lizard half dog creatures: "The overwhelming surge of magic, combined with the dragon's wrath, triggered a catastrophic Manamorphosis. The tribe was caught in a maelstrom of arcane energy. Varkos and his people began to transform; their bodies twisted and reshaped in grotesque ways. Their humanoid forms became distorted, merging with the essence of the dragon's magic and their own primal heritage." TLDR: in my world, kobolds like the ones i used to like as a kid, are half lizards half dogs, not pending to much to either side, How about yours? |