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2024.05.15 08:57 Cheesy-Tube Chapter 2 is now ready with an image attached
Chapter 2 - Scouting and Selection submitted by Cheesy-Tube to httyd [link] [comments] On the ships, the vikings had reached the foggy place they went to before, in the previously failed attempt to take the nest the previous time. And while Stoick looked out on the blinded horizon, he would call out orders until he was approached by another viking. Phlegma: “Erm, Stoick?” Stoick: “What is it Phlegma?…” Phlegma: “Is everything alright?… You’ve had your nose incredibly out of joint after what Hiccup revealed and now this?… Is there any reason to it at all?” Stoick: “The plan is simple Phlegma… Find the nest, destroy it and kill the dragons off…” Phlegma: “I know but why attack now? It doesn’t seem… You know… Quite as planned out as the last few times we did this…” Stoick: “Why are you questioning me about this?” Phlegma: “You’ve hardly said a word besides barking orders at us, even Spitelout is getting concerned…” He just ignores her, and continues to stare out into the fog. Phlegma: “Did something else happen with Hiccup?…” Stoick: “Don’t ever mention his name again…” Phlegma: “What? Why?…” Stoick: “He’s nothing to do with me anymore…” Another viking on his ship who hears this, then approaches Stoick with a question. Hoark: “Stoick?… Did you disown your boy?… Over this?…” Stoick: “Well I’m not holding a banner about it but yes… He sided with the dragons and now my credibility here is just about ruined…” Spitelout: “Well good riddance I say, that kid’s been nothing but trouble, I just hope he hasn’t influenced my boy-o to do something similar.” Phlegma: “Hey! Don’t you start Spitelout, or I’ll toss you overboard!” Stoick: “Everyone shut up! This isn’t helping… Just get back to the search.” He barked out as everyone with disapproving, tense or frightened looks continue to manage their posts. Avoiding sea stacks, and keeping an eye out for any dragons that would try to approach. Meanwhile back on Berk, Hiccup and Astrid reach the arena, eyeing off a cage thinking about the dragon that would suit her best, as well as trying to look for Toothless. Astrid: “This is… Definitely crazy…” Hiccup: “Like I said earlier Astrid, crazy is what we do best here.” They then hears footsteps approaching, which Hiccup didn’t anticipate since everyone else had left the island. After a few seconds they stop, and as they turn around to look who it was, they see the other four dragon training students. One of them, Fishlegs, then starts to speak. Fishlegs: “If you’re planning on getting eaten, I’d definitely go with the Gronckle." Astrid: “What are you guys doing here? And why would you say something like that Fishlegs?” Fishlegs: “Sorry… Group anger makes me nervous and I’m just trying to fit in with it…” Hiccup: “Save your breath… It’s not like you’ll be using it much to curse me out anyway…” Snotlout: “What even are you planning?” Hiccup: “Self imposed exile… It’s better off this way given the circumstances, and don’t you guys try and talk me out of it… There’s nothing left for me here on Berk, I’m essentially just another mouth to feed and I’ve just eaten my last morsel…” Fishlegs: “Hiccup, I know what I said earlier may have come off as harsh, but we’re not here to ridicule you.” Hiccup: “You aren’t?” Tuffnut: “We aren’t?” Fishlegs: “Of course not guys, we talked about this earlier?” Ruffnut: “Oh right, we just tune out a lot of the time.” Snotlout: “Ugh… You two…” Fishlegs: “Anyway we’re here because we want to come with you both.” Hiccup: “Wait, what!?” Astrid: “And how do you know I’m going with him?” She asks in shock, as Snotlout then points to her basket of assorted items. Snotlout: “We figured it out as soon as you ran out of the house with that basket.” Fishlegs: “And after what we saw you attempt to do today, we connected the dots with the previous lessons we all had.” Hiccup: So… You knew?…” Fishlegs: “Yes.” Hiccup: “And you’re not upset at this? You don’t think I’m a traitor?” Fishlegs: “Absolutely not.” Snotlout: “Not really.” Ruffnut: “I’m actually very impressed by this.” Tuffnut: “I’m still slightly confused but it seems everyone’s in agreement with you here so, I’m with you little dude.” Hiccup: “Guys… I- I don’t know what to say…” Astrid: “Well you can start with what your plan is for us to leave here.” Hiccup: “Good point, but what I need to do first is find Toothless.” After he explains this, he hears Toothless’s trademark roar in a cage next to the Gronckle’s, and saw a flash of purple underneath the door. Deducing his best friend was locked up in there, he approaches the cage, opens the door and in a flash ends up on the floor with the Night Fury licking his face. Hiccup: “Aaahhhh! Agh, hey, I’m glad to see you too bud! It’ll be okay now that you’re out of there.” Toothless ends his lick barrage and lets out a purr, before seeing Astrid, and smiling at her. Eventually turning to the rest of the teenagers with a snarl, and charging up a fireball until Hiccup intervenes. Hiccup: Whoa, whoa, Toothless, Stand down! They’re not going to hurt you. The dragon then lets the fireball dissipate in his mouth, after letting out a cough and continues to stare at them. Fishlegs: “Oooh! A Night Fury! I never dreamed I’d see one in the flesh!” Tuffnut: “Um… What happened to his tail?” Hiccup: “Oh, er… Well you guys remember when I said to my father that I shot down a Night Fury and none of call believed me?…” They all nod with scattered ‘yes’s and ‘uh-huh’s after he asks this. Hiccup: “Well that was the result of it…” Fishlegs: “And did you make that artificial one for him?” Hiccup: “Yes, because otherwise he wouldn’t be able to fly.” Snotlout: "Oh great, not just great, perfect even. The dragon lover has hurt one of his closest friends.” Astrid: “This was before he and Toothless became friends” Tuffnut: “Why does he call him Toothless? All dragons have sharp teeth.” Hiccup: “Show ‘em bud.” Toothless then demonstrates to them all his retractable teeth, forcing them into his jaw and allowing the group to admire it for a while, before unsheathing them again. Hiccup: “That is why.” Ruffnut: “That’s incredible! I’m very impressed Hiccup~” She responds in a strangely flirty tone, causing Hiccup to become nervous and Astrid to stare her down. Fishlegs: “So… Um… How do we get our own dragons?” Hiccup: “I’ll show you, just do as I tell you, and you could very well make a fire-breathing friend for life.” He begins to explain with a more confident smile, as he approaches the Deadly Nadder’s cage, and opens it. Back with the boats, Stoick’s crew ends up becoming more despondent as after a considerable amount of time they still don’t end up closer to the nest. Assuming they merely went in circles, he then orders the ships to split up and take other paths, causing more confusion in the soldiers. Stoick: “I don’t care if you don’t like it, I’m the chief, and my way goes!” Spitelout: “Stoick, we’ve done this once before and we never return with a full crew afterwards!” Stoick: “Oh would you like to be running this particular mission?” Spitelout: “I’m just pointing out that maybe-” Stoick: “Well you’ll have time to point things out when we get there, now keep your positions!” He goes back to eyeing out the fog, while Spitelout angrily informs the rowers to keep moving, and orders two ships to split from the main group and row further to the starboard side. Back at the arena, and Hiccup gently coaxes the last dragon to exit his cage, the Monstrous Nightmare. Hiccup: “It’s okay… We’ve done this once before big guy.” He leads him further out into the arena. Even though the teens had already seen him doing this with the Gronckle, the Zippleback and the Nadder, they still watch on in awe. Hiccup, then having lead the Monstrous Nightmare out, then leads him to Snotlout. Snotlout: “Wait! What are you-!?” Hiccup: “Whoa, just relax… It’s okay, It’s okay.” He replies to both Snotlout and the dragon, as he grabs Snotlout’s hand. Putting it gently on the Monstrous Nightmare’s nose, causing the dragon to purr, and Snotlout to have a small giggle in disbelief. Snotlout: “Okay, this is amazing! Hey, where are you going Hiccup?” Hiccup: “Well, you’re all going to need something to help you hold on for a while, because we’re going to be riding these guys, to find ourselves a new home. Now there has to be some rope in here somewhere…” He begins to look through the munitions trough, then hearing a voice by the gate calling out to them all. Gobber: “Actually Hiccup, you could make them their own saddles, you have the time after all.” Hiccup: “Gobber? How did you know about that? And why are you not with the rest of the village?” Gobber: “I heard there was a slight tiff between you and your father, and wanted to at least try and help you out.” Hiccup: “Well that’s an understatement… As far as he’s concerned he’s not even my father anymore…” Gobber: “So I heard, and that was wrong, so I didn’t join him on his insanely deadly mission. What I will do though is help you kids out, so what can I start with?” Hiccup: “Well if you insist Gobber, and we’re going to need measurements for everybody and their new dragons. Just to make sure we have enough material to make the saddles, and ensure they don’t come off while we’re flying.” Gobber: “Righty-ho, I’ll see if I can find the tape measure!” He replies with determination, as he and Hiccup rush off to the smithy to get the saddles ready, while the rest of the teens acquaint themselves with their new dragons. Tuffnut: “I still don’t get why we have to share one…” Astrid: “Because all the other dragons have been taken by the rest of us.” Fishlegs: “Plus, among certain disciplines you guys work far better together, instead of apart.” Ruffnut: “No denying that!~” Fishlegs: “The Zippleback is much the same way, and with you guys sharing him, it would be far easier for things like rescue missions, search and seize-” Tuffnut: “Ultimate destruction?” Fishlegs: “What!? No!-” Snotlout: “Leave it Fishface, they’re already engrained in it…” An exasperated sigh escapes Fishlegs’s mouth, as he, Snotlout and Astrid are forced to watch this spectacle go on. Hiccup meanwhile, ends up having another heart-to-heart with Gobber. Gobber: “So how long has this thing with dragons been going on?” Hiccup: “Er… Sort of on and off since the early morning, raid months ago.” Gobber: “When you said you hit a Night Fury?” Hiccup: Yeah… Anyway it turned out you and everyone else were right… I’m not a dragon killer… Not even a proper viking in their eyes… But what I became, was something more valuable. A dragon trainer.” Gobber: “Dragon trainer?” Hiccup: “Understanding their ins and outs, gaining trust with tossing away weapons and feeding them fish, and in Toothless’s case, helping him regain his ability to fly.” Gobber: “That’s quite the achievement.” Hiccup: “Heh, you must be the only adult here that thinks that… Everyone else had kind of deemed me as an outcast… No one looks in my direction just like they used to before all this, and now even my dad doesn’t want a bar of me…” Gobber: “Hiccup… I know you’re going through a rough time at the moment, but is this really the way to go?… You’ve got an entire lifetime laid out ahead of you lad. And I-” Hiccup: “What life?… It honestly feels like I’m no longer welcome here by anyone, especially my own father… I’ve mentioned to you before that he doesn’t listen to me… I just wish for once he would realise that I could have valuable insight into all this stuff about Berk, vikings and the dragons, but he’s just too… Stubborn and set in his ways…” Hearing this soliloquy, Gobber simply sighs and puts his hand on Hiccup’s shoulder. Gobber: “I’m sure things will turn around for you soon Hiccup… In the meantime at least you’ll have your friends around you… Speaking of which, we should make a start on their saddles, shouldn’t we?” Hiccup: “Yep, you’re right Gobber, now let’s get that forge lit-” Not realising Toothless had followed them there, he lets out a plasma blast reigniting the coals. Giving Gobber a surprised gasp, but Hiccup looks over at the both of them with confusing before turning into amusement. Hiccup: “Just so you know Toothless, you didn’t have to do that, because you’re not a tool, but thanks.” He replies to his best bud as he sets some old discarded metal on top of the hot coals, and begins pressing on the bellows. After some time, they arrive back at the arena with the finished saddles. And after putting them onto the dragons, get ready to set off. Hiccup: “Well I guess this is it Gobber, I’ll make sure to write every so often.” Gobber: “Och, I have faith in ye, lad. Don’t ye worry” Snotlout: “Yeah, but it’s going to be ages before the mail arrives at either location.” Hiccup: “But it won’t have to” He replies to Snotlout with a grin, as he unleashes another secret weapon, in the form of a Terrible Terror with a cylindrical container loosely tied around his neck. Snotlout: “Whoa!” Tuffnut: “What the-?” Fishlegs: “Wow.” Hiccup: “Gang, this here is Messenger. He’s going to be part of our new mail delivery service, or Terror mail as I like to call it” Gobber: “Terror Mail?” Hiccup: “Yep, this little tube around his neck, will be used to store telegrams and all sorts of written documents, and transport them to the recipient carefully without getting dropped, drenched, or torched” Astrid: “And what if Stoick were to see him arriving on or leaving Berk?” Hiccup: “Honestly, I can’t even try think about it… But that’s why Gobber when he arrives with anything, you are to keep him in the shop, hidden up in the back corners so no-one discovers him.” Gobber: “Er… Righty-ho, I’ll do my best…” Hiccup: “Good, ready to fly gang?” Teens: “Yes!” Hiccup: “Alright, now hold tight.” He informs them as he sets his leg into Toothless’s mechanical stirrups. Hiccup: “Let’s go bud.” With a mighty roar, Toothless rushes upwards into the air, the rest of the teens follow suit. Astrid taking the position directly behind Toothless and Hiccup, Snotlout close behind them, the twins slightly lagging due to another argument, and Fishlegs pulling up the rear with his Gronckle. Gobber watches them fly off, giving them a send off wave as he heads back to the blacksmith stall. And that's the last teaser I put out, the rest will be on Wattpad https://preview.redd.it/19yin686gj0d1.jpg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7618d0eed0a2586ac4998d507c32f0df171350b |
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I shower at night, pic is my hair in the morning after being washed... and it is usually even oilyer by the time I wash again at night submitted by ghostrodent to finehair [link] [comments] I have to wash my hair every day otherwise it gets oily and even flatter than the picture, but I'm losing color very quickly this way. I'm currently using Tresemme silky smooth shampoo and conditioner because I was hoping it would help with some of the frizziness I get with bleached fine hair. But it's not particularly color safe and surely there has to be something better that doesn't break the bank. Shampoo, conditioner and brushing my hair is all I currently do. My goal is to wash my hair less to keep more color, so I need it to be less oily. which sucks given that I have oily skin and thin fine hair. Less oil should equal more volume? I haven't had great experience with dry shampoo - I have texture issues and I hate how chalky, stiff and weird my hair feels with it. But I'm willing to give anything a chance. Please help me nuke my blue hair into submission! |
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Mario's head did not look like this yesterday when we went to bed. Then this morning he looked like this. We are going to the vet later this afternoon, but I wanted to see if anyone had any ideas. He is eating, can fly, and I don't see blood, but he looks like he is in pain. Anything I can do for him now? submitted by Full_of_Joy_1942 to parrots [link] [comments] |