ISO Classroom
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ISO Classroom - EPISODE 1 - The Chloroform Chronicles.
Then there was this day when it was really raining heavily. At first, it went really dark outside and then it suddenly started pouring. The hall's windows started banging against each other and the booming of the clouds reverberated across the hall.
The
ISO students had a tough time closing the windows and were ordered by
IndiaSocial to congregate at the centre of the room because the water was really streaming in through the windows.
As HeadMaster
I_killed_reddit aka
IKR8 was on leave because of honeymoon
uwu. Professor
infamousNirmal was asked to lead the students. He enters a science lab
cum gymnasium.
All of the
ISO students are asked to settle down.
The hall is divided into three sections.
- Section -(Left corner) Science Lab - There are a few apparatuses lying on the table. Each apparatus has harmful chemicals including Chloroform gas. Professor infamousNirmal strictly tells the_clueless_guy - the complaint box/teacher’s pet, to make sure no one loiters around this area and forgets about it.
- Section -(Right corner) Gymnasium - A small section where there are dumbbells, a bench and four kettlebells.
- Section - (Center) - There are benches, a small slide, two rocking horses and one rocking chair.
A few of the
ISO students SuccessfulStrain6322,
chimichangasguy, and
venus899 began to cry because they got scared of the loud thunder.
A few were happy
youngkrypto,
purplesapodilla,
grvdubey because no more studies.
A few of them
pumpkin_legacy,
Not-Atharva,
Tinyratsassss wanted to go out in the rain.
And a few actually succeeded in getting out for two mins
heisu_7,
manavhs. But were caught by the complaint box - you all know by now who he is. Yes,
that clueless guy. Since
heisu_7 and
manavhs were all wet, hence they were forced to remove their shoes. But they were wearing the same socks for the past three days which resulted in
ded fish odour in the classroom. Finally, everyone had found their spot in the room.
Prof. Nirmal as usual was in a happy mood and started throwing ink at everyone. His main target was actually
purplesapodilla. He got excited and played a reverse card with our Prof. But as we all know the Professor is a bit moody. Hence he got angry and asked
purplesapodilla to kneel down facing the wall.
the_clueless_guy was the chosen one - monitor of our classroom. And therefore he would often act as
ghar ka bada beta and try to maintain sakti. Unfortunately, his pants zip was open which he wasn’t aware of and everyone could see his pp or pimple. (We will soon know what it was)
SuccessfulStrain6322 is going to everyone and sneezing only to find his soulmate who will sneeze back and finally become a husband material.
fraud_female1205 and
Either_Part_8963 are secretly dating and are doing hanky panky behind the classroom curtain. Everyone can see it but they keep denying saying
humein khujali horahi hai confujeevan immediately walks towards the gym section and starts flexing his body by doing push-ups on the bench. Only to put in so much force that he ends up shitting in his pants.
ScienceKit_Guy01 accompanies
confujeevan to train/help him. Flexing his steel body wearing a tight white shirt. Our very own
saxy bouy. chimichangasguy sniffs the air filled with a stink (socks and shit) which reminds him of food and he is hungry now.
yungkrypto is sitting on one of the rocking horses.
iykykw. Throwing spitballs at everyone . Sees
grvdubey sleeping
Kriti Sanon ka poster gale lagakar with his mouth wide open and starts aiming for that.
Tinyratsassss is eating her own hair while
dariya,
Not-Atharva,
lehsunmartin find it attractive and are simping around her.
aadesh-aw3 goes under the bench
pencil lene ke bahana just to peep inside
venus899 skirt.
venus899 thinks no one’s looking at her while she digs her own nose and licks the same fingers.
heisu_7 is humping the leg of the bench. Thinking that someone will notice him but nobody gives a fuck.
No-Temperature-5931 is a newly transferred student. Nobody said to her
Welcome to ISO. She is sed and frustrated with life.
manavhs gives her
kandha.
Maanchitrakar02 trying to draw a map of
manavhs acting as a
kandha for
No-Temperature-5931 GoDFaTHeR_iS looking outside the window trying to figure out his exact age while caressing V
ellabot. Thinking about random stuff and says LOLOL.
mochihands00 is eating everyone's tiffin while rocking on another horse. Starts missing home already.
MlonEusk420 simps over
mochihands00 looking at the way she is eating.
aam__insaan,
Prawns-no-more, NeglectedSince-1994 trying to be the cool kids who wear Varsity jackets of similar colour but don't know to spell Varsity. It's V A R S I T Y. Yes, correct.
chotuchaiwala a wannabe cool backbencher sips chai from bottle feeling very cold so
milkiee_ thinks of sharing his shawl with her. Yes, they are now in one
chaddar sitting on the last bench.
pumpkin_legacy is watching hentai on the first bench. And keeps barking
Ja na lavde to whoever disturbs him.
theobservantof asking everyone to tell him something that he doesn't know but instead already knows and starts flexing.
short_herpes is tripping on Hari Chutney.
maanchitrakar trying to become friends with the complaint box to get gossip.
Cams2023 wants to flex her camera skills by taking
ScienceKit_Guy01 noodes. But he trying to maintain
sakti. conflicting_desires is sleeping with eyes wide open and
Ichbinalright is trying to poke a pencil.
SocialObeserver797 plans to watch star wars but there’s no network. Ends up socially observing everyone. (basically judging)
moon341__ is playing scribble and shouting I won in middle. And congratulating herself.
memberofuniverse is reading shayris to all the girls.
Less - Nebula & gand_mai_ungli are playing
fugdi in one corner.
Biryani-Man69 is playing a pen fight with
buttery. Fartofthefurious is trying his level best to not fast furiously.
Entcune is trying to get over his ex-girlfriend but
pyaar to pyaar hota hai. sparkheaded realises that he has forgotten to switch off his desktop at home when his mom sends him a text asking for the password - only to be terrorised by Prawn video on his screen.
Tushar1910 is just whining because krypto aimed a spitball into his yawning mouth and succeeded.
naadaanparinde and
DontCallMeCheems are making each other’s braids. Yes, Cheems likes to have two ponies as his hairdo.
South_Fix6911, orangecreamrollz, mmmmmjjjrrrrr are all gathered near the gym section. As they all have a crush on the guy wearing a tight white shirt. Yes, saxy bouy.
FantomFooji is asking everyone to say
Akli. Out of excitement
matthrwmurdock responds and says
Akli.
FantomFooji -
Teri girlfriend hai Takli. Yes, it hurts to hear this.
aj1898 and SkirtsAreLove are playing strip poker. Only to be stripped once they leave school.
pinegreenpistachio looking at heavy rains wants to go to do peepee*.* But he is not allowed. So ends up peeing in
lehsunmartin’s water bottle.
kyayaarbees wants to do hanky panky with
pumpyz_alt_. pumpyz_alt_. whose eyes are glued all this while on the chloroform flask since the minute the students were asked to not touch it. She wanted to know what would happen if it was let mix with the oxygen. Her curiosity had no bounds. She was waiting for the right time to pounce on it.
Just then
the complaint box was called by
maanchitrakar.
Realising that there was no one to stop her anymore
pumpyz_alt_. jumps towards the lab area and opens the lid of the chloroform and hops back to her sit as if nothing ever happened.
& in 3..2..1..
GoDFaTHeR_iS realises something is not right in the air when he
sighs realising his actual age and looks around. Only to find the whole classroom is acting a little weird - A few were going through sexual hallucinations and others were dancing like mad monkeys. Our
Professor was sound asleep having no idea what terror had occurred in the room. While
the complaint box starts dancing like a monkey while his pp hanging out.
GoDFaTHeR_iS covers his mouth trying to figure out who could have done it and how to save everyone. The classroom had turned into a mental asylum. A zoo would be a much better place to be in seeing what was going on at ISO. There was no help. Everyone was losing control. Some were laughing, and some were humping whatever they could catch hold off or
Nevla (Yes, Nevla who was asked to kneel down) from behind. A few of them who were sleeping had started to walk like zombies.
Godfather was losing his senses as well. It was a rampage.
It was the END.
The
ISO students were almost about to lose their lives just because of
pumpyz_alt_. Just when hope ceased to exist.
ENTERS. UnemployedTechie2021 the mighty of the mighty, sprints through the school gates and jumps the school corridor.
With background music of DHOOM going on. He tries to enter the Lab room only to realise our sleeping beauty principal had locked it from the inside so that no students get out.
{how did he get to know? - He is a techie - He knows everything}. He races towards the school playground to find the nearest window and crashes inside the room. He tries to understand the situation and realises that only by giving mouth-to-mouth breathing to everyone he can save his
ISO student. He rushes towards
the Godfather and gives him mouth-to-mouth breath. Since
the Godfather was not intoxicated as much as the rest of the
ISO students. He comes back to his senses and starts to move along with the
mighty of the mighty and kisses the rest of the students.
(I mean mouth-to-mouth breath) Everyone is almost saved. But our
mighty of the mighty is all drained and grasps for his breath when he was about to save our beloved
principal. He yells
GYHANKS & trips on our
principal and falls asleep on his lap.
Meanwhile,
the Godfather has almost puked twice while saving
aadesh-aw3 &
chimichangasguy because their mouth stank more than the air in the room.
FINALLY, ALL THE
ISO STUDENTS ARE SAVED.
The clueless guy has been removed from his position & the tight white shirt guy -
ScienceKit_Guy01 is our new monitor.
Pumpkyz alt is suspended for seven days for her curiousness.
And the rest of us? Well, we stay awesome as usual and head back to our homes.
NEXT DAY
It’s 8:00 AM. Enters
crazyindiancatlady in the science lab
cum gymnasium only to find
UnemployedTechie2021 &
infamousNirmal -
Bahoo mein Bahein Dalein Sorahe hai.
THE END ISO IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!! CREDITS : Creator – yungkryptonite Associate - pumpkin_legacy NEXT ON ISO CLASSROOM -
Our Headmaster is back from uwu. There is a spy amongst us, who is planning on taking revenge on our Professor. Who could that person be? Is it the one who farts furiously or the goddess of love, venus? Stay Tuned as this mystery unfolds next week.