Family Members murdered

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Bill Cosbyson murdered
Kelsey Grammerfather murdered
Kelsey Grammersister raped and murdered
Michael Jordanfather murdered
Venus and Serena Williamshalf-sister murdered
Patrick Duffyparents murdered
Ice Cubehalf-sister murdered
Roman Polanskiwife murdered
Dave Navarromother murdered
Mark Ruffalobrother murdered
James Ellroymother murdered
DJ Khaledfiancee's younger brother murdered
Omarosa Manigaultfather murdered
Omarosa Manigaultbrother murdered
Charice Pempengcofather murdered
Duane and Gregg Allmanfather murdered
Malcolm Xfather murdered
Paul Harveyfather murdered
Eddie Murphyfather murdered
Sean "P Diddy" Combsfather murdered
Caroline Kennedyfather murdered
Caroline Kennedyuncle murdered
Robert Blakewife murdered
Lara Turnerboyfriend murdered
Sid Viciousgirlfriend murdered
**Brad Silberling (Director)**fiancee murdered
Charlize Theronfather murdered
**Melvin Mora (Athlete)**father murdered
**Judith Barsi (Actress)**murdered at age 10, mother murdered
Ashton Kutchergirlfriend murdered
Morgan Freemandaughter murdered
Henry Rollinsbest friend murdered in front of him
Sofia Vergarabrother murdered
Lil Waynestep-father murdered
50 Centmother murdered
Rihannacousin murdered
T-Paincousin murdered
Dwyane Wadecousin murdered
**Toya Wright (Author)**two brothers murdered
**Janelle Monae (Singer)**cousin murdered
**Juvenile (Rapper)**daughter murdered
Jennifer Hudsonmother, brother, and nephew murdered at same time
**Jake Zyrus (Actor)**father murdered
**Paul Harvey (Radio)**father murdered
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Burying children, Family Members committing suicide or suffering tragedy or untimely deaths

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Kobe Bryant and his daughter killed in helicopter crash at age 41 and 13
Marlon Brandoson murdered daughter's boyfriend
Marlon Brandodaughter committed suicide
Marlon Brandoson died of pnemonia at age 49
Woody Harrelsonfather is professional hitman/convicted murderer
Claudine Longetboyfriend died from her accidental gunshot
Johnny Lewismurdered landlady, committed suicide
Marie Osmondson committed suicide
Kelsey Grammertwo half brothers died in scuba accident
Kelsey Grammergirlfriend committed suicide
David Angall (Producer - Fraiser)he and wife died on 9/11
Bill Cosbydaughter died at age 44 from renal disease
John Travoltason died at age 16 from seizure complications
Sylvester Stalloneson died at age 36 from heart attack
Johnny Carsonson died at age 39 in car accident
Mike Tysondaughter died at age 4 from accidental asphyxiation
Charlie Chaplinson died 3 days after birth
Charlie Chaplinson died at age 42 from blood clot in lungs
Paul Newmanson died at age 28 from drug overdose
Keanu Reevesgirlfriend gave birth to stillborn
Keanu Reevesgirlfriend died in car accident 18 months later
Mary Tyler Mooreson died at age 24 from accidental gunshot
Jerry Lewisson died from narcotics overdose
**Rob Delaney (Actor)**son died at age 2 from brain tumor
Carol Burnettdaughter died at age 38 from lung and brain cancer
Princeson died on week after birth from Pfeiffer Syndrome
Joe Bidendaughter died at age 1 from car accident
Dr. Dreson died at age 20 from drug overdose
Will SmithJaden Smith
Mia Farrowadopted daughter died at age 19 from heart failure
Mia Farrowadopted daughter died at age 21 from heart condition
Mia Farrowdaughter died at age 35 from AIDS-related complications
**Loretta Lynn (Singer)**son died at age 34 from drowning
**Loretta Lynn (Singer)**daughter died at age 64 from emphysema
Lou Costelloinfant son died from drowning
Vince Neildaughter died at age 4 from cancer
Eric Claptonson died at age 4 from falling out of hotel window
Robert Plantson died at age 5 from severe stomach infection
**Anthony Quinn (Director)**son died at age 2 from drowning
OJ Simpsondaughter died at age 2 from drowning
Roald Dahldaughter died at age 7 from measles
Elon Muskson died at age 10 weeks from sudden infant death syndrome
**Dianne Ladd and Bruce Dern (married actors)**daughter died at 18 months from falling in pool
Roy Orbisontwo sons died in a house fire
Roy Rogersdaughter died at age 1 from mumps
**Bode Miller (Olympian)**daughter died at 19 months from drowning
**Ruthie Ann Miles (Actress)**daughter died at age 4 from car accident
**Nena (Singer)**son died at 11 months from medical mistakes at birth
Barbara Edenson died at age 35 from drug overdose
Usherson died at age 11 from jet ski accident
George H.W. Bushdaughter died at age 4 from Leukemia
Anna Nicole Smithson died at age 20 from drug overdose
Bobby Brownwife Whitney Houston died at age 48 from drug overdose
Bobby Browndaughter died at age 22 from medically induced coma
Pierce Brosnanwife died at age 43 from ovarian cancer
Pierce Brosnanstepdaughter died at age 41 from ovarian cancer
Ernest Hemingwayfather committed suicide when he was 24
Ernest Hemingwaysister committed suicide after Ernest did
Kanye Westmother died at age 58 from coronary artery disease
Nick and Aaron Cartersister died at age 25 from drug overdose
Dylan McDermottmother murdered when he was 5
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Murdered

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William Desmond Taylormurdered
Steve McNairmurdered
Marvin Gayemurdered by father
Sharon Tatemurdered
Phil Hartmanmurdered by wife
Tupacmurdered (unsolved)
Biggiemurdered (unsolved)
Sam Cookemurdered by mistress
Selena Quintanilla-Pérezmurdered
John Lennonmurdered
**Robert Johnson (Musician)**murdered
Gianni Versacemurdered
**Adrienne Shelly (Actress)**murdered

In the salsa episode Dina says to Amy "People won't buy salsa unless they think it's authentic. Put a little Vergara in it!" I'm 100% sure she is referring to Colombian actress Sofia Vergara who is known for her heavy Spanish accent.
But in another episode (not sure which one, if you know pls tell me) Dina and Amy are in the car and Dina offers to sing since her car doesn't have a radio. Amy asks her to sing something from Michael Jackson and Dina replies "you can't just name someone you went to middle school with! It has to be popular." implying she has never heard of Michael Jackson.
Which sure - if you have no contact with pop culture whatsoever you might not know who Michael Jackson is. But you would defenitely not know Sofia Vergara either.
Any explanations? Feel free to get creative haha!

Bruh since when did this sub just turn against Phil? I swear, like a couple months ago everyone was talking about how much they love Phil and what a good character he was, and all of a sudden I’ve seen like five posts within the last week where Phil is getting shit talked because he “flirts with other women in front of Claire.” For one, he doesn’t do that because he wants to cheat on Claire, because I don’t think Phill would ever actually cheat on Claire, it’s pretty obvious he deeply loves her. His “flirting” is written in for comedic value. Phil is a fantastic father, and he’s never ever made a move on any women, even if he does occasionally make comments that could be seen as flirty about other women’s looks. Phil calls Claire gorgeous and beautiful and he does things for her and compliments her all the time, despite a lot of his flaws. He’s an amazing father that clearly loves and supports all his kids. Give my man Phil a break. Also, I notice a lot of people mention Phil being flirtatious in his scenes with Gloria, but no one ever mentions the times where Gloria openly flirted with other men in front of Jay to get what she wanted. Even though Jay wasn’t usually bothered by it and even often encouraged it if it could benefit the both of them, it’s still no different than what Phil does, but no one ever talks about that. Let’s be fr, if someone as hot as Gloria constantly dressed like the way she dresses and paraded in front of you, you all would flirt with her too 😭 This sub criticizes Phil for flirting with Gloria, but please, don’t act like you all wouldn’t turn into Phil if Sofia Vergara walked up to you dressed like Gloria right now 💀

Mid 30's honeymooner here!
I want to buy nice outfits for our all inclusive resort in the Caribbean but I don't know what people usually wear at these resorts? Should i be expecting to see Housewives of Beverly Hills or Sofia Vergara in Modern family looks?? I don't want to look out of place 😔😊

• S1E9 Bay is a whiny child (which makes sense she’s like 16-17 years old) but goddamn she cries and whines a lot She has funny lines though (“you’ll thank me if we ever get invaded by Arkansas”)
  
• Fundraiser EP I would’ve punched Daphne
  
• Birthday EP She gets a car and still complains (bay is becoming my least favorite, only slightly beating out her WASP father) I like Kathryn in this season, essentially the mom everyone wants Bay reminds me of me when I was like 13 years old — “omg no one likes me wah wah wah” like grow a spine girl not everyone is gonna like you damn Daphne gets a well thought out gift from her her CHILDHOOD FRIEND and Bay is pissy her “audience present” wasn’t anything to show off but the actual gift is the billboard bombing (like stop whining and crying bitch, be happy he got you anything at all damn)
  
• Angelo’s First Appearance Daphne kissed Emmett Daphne saying “I don’t wanna see him, Bay can go somewhere else” like babe, it’s her house shut up Everyone has ooh’ed and ah’ed at Daphne and her deafness, Bay has felt out of place in her family her entire life (whereas Daphne has found community and belonging in her family and deafness) and everyone wants her to let it go because Daphne has her parents to get to know and fuck Bay getting to know hers because they don’t matter because the people whose opinions matter don’t want her biological parents there like… Daphne isn’t queen, I promise she’ll live (like she said, she was literally fucking two years old, bitch get over it)
  
• General show thoughts S1 Vanessa Morano cannot fake cry for shit it’s so terrible Both girls are so pretty in different ways (obviously on purpose) but it really drives home the “diversity” of European beauty standards Show really drives home what it feels like not being able to hear when everyone else can Also how unserious accommodations and basic logic are Highlights unhealthy and somewhat healthy parent-child dynamics (can often see when and how the breakdown of communication leads to hiding/sneaking/etc) Dislike the way characters are so flippant about family — like the people who raised you are your family AND so are Regina and the others, not just one or the other The Toby-Regina alliance in S1, I love it Wilke (A. Butler) is the perfect character of a dude who has never faced any consequences (”it would be a disservice to steal the consequences of one’s actions from another” or something similar to what Hax said) but who commits to things without having the full ability to actually commit (commits on a whim) Show doesn’t address the phenomenon where long lost relatives may experience the incest When Bay actually tries to do better, she’s side-eyed — no wonder kids don’t try Dummy Hoy — look up John is a very supportive husband to Kathryn and her whims — fully jumping on board with her running for Senate and backing her 100% (not dumbing down his SAH wife’s ambitions... yet like in future seasons)
  
• S1E11 Daphne still being a whiny brat about it Bay isn’t allowed to get to know her biological dad but Daphne gets all three parents and gets to solely cast away the fourth, just because she wants it Daphne is a whiny brat this entire episode — not everything is about you and your butthurt feelings, Bay deserves to know her biology too The vibe so far of the entire season is everyone dying to know Daphne and her story, but not Bay or give her the possibility Her trying to make everyone else around her think they’re weird she has no concept of boundaries with Emmett (good on Toby and Emmett for immediately pointing it out and for Toby standing up for Bay, his little sister) “Omg he thinks of the girl he was literally raised with and tells secrets to and sneaks around their parents with is more of a sister than me, ugh wah” like yeah bro, shut up Sitting on the lake with Wilke: the world won’t stop turning for me and everyone won’t do what I want so now I hate everything and everyone because I’m a petulant little child Emmett pointing out to Bay that others make accommodations, though it may take them a minute don’t rob them of that learning curve (that’s how ignorance is bred, no one is forced out of their learning bubble or uncomfortableness)
  
• S1E12 Melody is acting like a child, bullying a teenage girl who is the biological daughter of your best friend is a low for any adult The way Bay looks at Melody, has learned to sign, speaks slower for Melody YET Melody won’t consider “oh she’s trying, let me make this easier for her” Stop bullying your son’s girlfriend Yeah little miss guidance counselor sit with the fact you laughed at a girl trying, sit in shame in your dark living room all alone because you’re taking your stress out of a divorce out on a TEENAGE GIRL Yeah Daphne shouldn’t make out with randoms, but he’s the one in the relationship/with the girl so why was the girlfriend angry at Daphne bro Melody cannot blame her son’s girlfriend for his bad behavior — like Emmett says, he has a mind of his own and makes his own choices, blaming outside influence just lets your kid off the hook for the parent to say “see it’s not my kid it’s everyone else’s!” as if your kid isn’t making the same bad decisions as everyone else “I can’t believe you don’t think I want you to be happy” — then maybe reflect on how your actions have caused someone to come to that conclusion like hello???
  
• S1E13 Daphne is really getting on my nerves — Bay is allowed to want her father to want her and Daphne has to live with that, he didn’t fight for you because he didn’t believe you were his worth fighting for (which he turned out being biologically correct) but that’s not enough for poor, deaf Daphne because she didn’t get picked then no one can
  
• S1E24 6:43-7:08 Great example of how some people use groups to hide behind, when they’re called out for being asinine they have to defend it as a “joke”, and go after the dude that calls them out equally if not harder as the original incident Good on Toby — “real classy guys” Daphne can actually fake cry — good for her, Bay should learn and take notes Daphne grows to emphasize with Bay’s point she just wants to know her biological dad, but damn did it take a minute
  
• S1E25 Bay turns her entire family upside down to have her biological father then uses him and their relationship to do some stupid teen shit — literally what the fuck, you can’t fight that hard for something and fight everyone on it just to use that situation in the exact way you knew you could, especially that you know your parents already dislike your biological dad why would YOU, as the only person fighting for him to stay, give them an easy way out AND after he said no So now your parents have another reason and that has put their daughter at risk of things they don’t know — you’re insane And Bay’s dad wouldn’t feel this hurt about Angelo if he didn’t feel Bay was his daughter (and love control, but I do think he’s a rare man that truly loves his family)
  
• S1E26 John had a good thing going then he goes and is a WASP again — bro, your daughter is spelling out in plain ass words “SEE ME” and if you’ve never given credit to your kids’ dreams, then what? What about your baseball career and how going pro is often equated to music or the arts, that it’s farfetched for many and takes a lot to make enough to see the big profitable gains He treats his kids’ dreams like jokes so no wonder they feel constantly disrespected Paraphrased: it’s easier to yell about one thing when you’re actually upset about another Why is Bay using Emmett as emotional support — girl get friends!!! Simone is a great example that people who make bad choices aren’t bad people if they recognize they made bad choices means they can make good choices if given the chance and resources and support Angelo — great example of people who are so so smart in their language Cue Sofia Vergara’s Gloria: Do you know how smart I am in my language Why is the deaf girl just interrupting though — clearly two people were having a convo and you just pranced up with no social etiquette, bitch you don’t just walk in front of another person signing and start talking??? Poor hair dye got to her brain maybe Why is she lingering — girl walk away!! You just inserted yourself and then stood there….. leave! Robin is annoying — do not name your kid Robin or they’ll end up the annoying ass bitch on a show
  
• Chef, Scubba, etc storyline Scubba is a POS who needs to own up to his mistakes Chef is making out with a HIGH SCHOOLER Daphne is annoying
  
• S1E30 Shit hits the fan with Daphne dating Chef BUT IT TAKES UNTIL ANGELO TO BE LIKE “WHAT IS A 28 YEAR OLD DATING A 16 YEAR OLD” But Regina — allows him to walk out KNOWING he has a violent history when disrespected YOINK HIM BACK INTO THAT LIVING ROOM Chef sees how fucking wrong he is in the situation and Daphne is still being a dumb silly girl “Follow me” John sir why would you not want her driving in front of you to make sure she goes where you tell her she needs to Kathryn got to comfort her daughter when she was hurting — yay for Kathryn
  

Hi everyone, I recently saw a post under the Latine Voices Only flair, and this is no disrespect to OP, I admire them for opening up a fascinating topic. I invite everyone of all cultures and backgrounds to voice your opinion on identity, and claiming/ connection to that respective identity, (how does connection to your culture work?), however this will be specific to Latinamerican identity, history, and culture. Also warning this is a long post because this is a complicated topic lol.
In OP's post, Rachel Zegler's claiming to be latina was discussed. As a latinamerican, in a predominantly US based website, I want to provide my input, and I am open to all ears, I think this is an important conversation to have in our community and diaspora. I want to preface this by saying that I am not here to police anyone's identity, your identity is yours, but I am here to call into question Rachel's intention and use of her connection to my country.
I am Colombian, born and raised in Barranquilla (the exact city her grandmother is from, and this is my perspective on the situation. I already posted a long explanation of how latin identity is viewed in latam on popculturechat, which was well received. I recommend reading this before commenting.
I wanted to reply to a lot of the comments and misinformation I saw on that post, first: being Latino is not connected to "blood" or "heritage", this is a common misconception I see go around. OP mentioned Rachel looking “mestiza”, and this is the exact issue i want to address. In the US this is the stereotypical look that is associated with latinidad, but in reality “looking mestizo” means nothing when it comes to being latino. Being Latino is a regional pan-ethnic term. I bring up examples such as Anya Taylor Joy, Alfred Enoch or Eric Fukusaki, who in the US would not be considered latino because they don't fit that stereotypical look, when in reality they are actually claimed by their respective countries, and are culturally integrated (speak the language, have a lived reality of the culture), while many US representative for latinidad quite literally do not. Being latino is simply a connection to the culture, many people don't realize that in latam we are incredibly diverse, and have latinos of jewish, arab, japanese, korean, indigenous, italian, german, etc. origin. Second: “gringo” is not a slur, nor do latinamericans use it as a slur towards americans. Hell, brazilians use it for anyone who isn’t brazilian, i am a gringa to them. Gringo is used in a wide variety of ways, from being rude, to a term of endearment, to neutral, to mocking. But it is not a slur. Insinuating that latinamericans on twitter were trying to use it as a slur is ignorant, we use it a lot on Americans because often they think they’re the center of the world.
As for Rachel Zegler, I'm going to be honest, her use of Colombian culture (when her only connection is a grandmother) in order to get a role meant for a puerto rican girl, was the wrong move. Her (and Ariana Debose's accent in WSS was a horrible decision by Spielberg and the producers. Her Spanish had American intonations, and this is my issue with the situation, using anyone who has the tiniest connection to Latam as Latino representatives in Hollywood. I would've left it at there, but Rachel's ignorance on the culture (and country) she claims a connection to sours the situation for me. Her recent comments on a "latina hair gene" was by far one of the dumbest, americanized view of latinamericans, and this isn't her first time. As we all know by now, latinas come in EVERY shade, color, hair texture, background, etc. it is SIMPLY a term to refer to people from latinamerica. Hair comes from 1a to 4c, from Gisele Bunchden to Shakira to Yalitza Aparicio, to Angely Gaviria, and THATS what makes our region so beautiful and unique, our diversity. For Rachel to continue to make these weird generalized comments show peak Americanism, no Rachel, we don't all want to look like Shakira or Selena, we don't have a "latina hair gene", and to Ariana Debose: YES, connection to language and food DOES matter, and for these girls who are born and raised to AMERICAN parents, to use their one distant connection to dictate what does and doesn't matter, what is and what isn't, is absolutely disrespectful.
That's not to say there isn't space for Colombian-Americans, or latino-americans, I am currently living in the US to study, and I greatly appreciate our diaspora community, you guys are literally our cousins, but the difference is the genuine CONNECTION, there is a complicated discussion of whether you need to speak spanish/portuguese/french (because Haiti is absolutely Latino), and in LATAM i think its obvious you do, and I understand in the US its more nuanced, so I don't have an exact view on that, but it would be ridiculous to ignore that the main part of latinamerica is the language you speak and communicate in, as that is how you consume the media, discourse, etc. But again, the US has its own distinctive latino cultures (Chicanos for example)
So to end my post, what breaks my heart is Hollywood's choice of who gets to be latino, because often it's just people who look stereotypically latino. Who gets to be at the forefront and represent. Is it colombian-americans like Moisés and Mateo Arias? Who have made a film on the Colombian-American experience? Who have a genuine connection to their culture? No. It's it an exploitative and stereotypical representation like Sofia Vergara, who has complained about not being able to secure roles because of her accent. It's poorly represented stories with actors who don't have a lived experience of being latino, speaking the language, or even visited the countries they claim.
This isn't to hate on Rachel Zegler, I think she's an incredible actress and singer, and the misogynistic hate train against her was cruel, so I do have a soft spot for her and wish her the best in the industry who abuse and destroy young women like her. I think Jenna Ortega has a much more humble and understandable view when she talked about her connection to the culture, and she didn't make herself seem bigger or a representative in an interview i read, i'm going try and find it and link it soon.
But as a latinamerican, our perspective also matters, and frankly her use of the Colombian identity, what it means to be Colombian, and latinamerican in a sense, is her watered down view of it, which I don't blame entirely on her as immigrant generations pass, so does the connection to the original culture. To latino-americans who i see many on this sub, I don't want this post to make you feel less or more latino, but I want to provide the latinamerican perspective which has been dismissed, ridiculed, and ignored on US-centric sites, your identity is personal to you, and that should be respected. Then again, you're not using every opportunity you get to represent young "latina" girls, so theres that.
I also want to highlight afro, indigenous, and asian latino voices in the comments, who rarely have their perspectives heard, and I understand the idea of latinidad has been and is racist and dismisses these voices.
Anyways, i'm here for every perspective, from all cultures. I also apologize for any grammatical mistakes I make, my boyfriend and google translate is helping!

https://x.com/HimeshMankad/status/1779907055593365856
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Himesh has officially confirmed that Kareena will, in fact, star in TOXIC with Yash. She plays Yash's sister in what is said to be a story led by the two siblings with a drug-mafia backdrop. Love the fact that she's playing one of the two leads with a meaty role in a big blockbuster and not just a random romantic love interest!
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Although, I don't know if her and Yash's characters are struggling against the mafia or ARE a mafia family in the film themselves, I would LOVE to see her as a drug queenpin. Need her to play a morally grey mafia queen like Sofia Vergara did in Netflix series GRISELDA recently. The potential it has!!!!!!

I've just seen an Instagram Reel where it says "teenagers in (my home country):" and it's Sofia vergara saying"this is where the good times happen" in front of a cut out of the disabled bathrooms at a mall.
It didn't hit quite as harshly as it used to but nevertheless it is something that saddens me. I went through the comment section and saw mention of places I know.
I'd like to think I could've done things differently but what was I supposed to do? We were poor as shit and I was depressed as fuck. I was nothing but a pure mess in those years. It sucks to regret that which was beyond my control.
Perhaps taking real advantage of the state I find my life in now, will help. I've slacked a bit in that area to focus on other things but I guess it's rather important. I just need better structure tbh after my place has been cleaned and clothes have been folded I'm going to really strategise and attack things properly.

I was at the dress rehearsal for the Ryan Gosling episodes tonight (via standby) and can summarize what what was changed/cut to the best of my memory. If anyone else was at dress, feel free to correct or add anything I missed :)
Alien Encounter

• AFAIK this was about the same in dress and live. Ryan's vocalization of the alien language was different I think.
  
• There was also a lot less breaking at dress. Ryan only broke when Kate went between his legs, and not as badly as at live.
  

Monologue

• At the end, the candle did not relight itself at dress. Thanks u/Only-Refrigerator701 for the correction.

Engagement

• At the end, Ryan picked up the suitcase before going over and kissing Andrew on the head.

Cabo Grill

• Joke cut when Ryan's ordering his drink: After he orders a Cuba libre, Sarah says "so just a rum and coke with a lime?"
  
• Sofia Vergara was the first club guest mentioned instead of Eva Mendes.
  
• As a follow-up to the joke about Kenan's girlfriend baking, he also tells the guys that she knits. They ask "So she can knit you a sweater?" and Kenan says "No that's too big."
  

Beavis and Butthead

• There was also a lot of breaking at dress, but not as much as at live.
  
• After the cutaway to the King of the Hill lookalikes, Heidi had an additional line "Those guys look like characters from King of the Hill!" and Kenan replied "You know King of the Hill but not Beavis and Butthead?"
  

Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che

• Colin's joke about cocaine as medicine was worded a little differently. In dress, he said something like "[in 1864] the newest development in the medicine at the time was cocaine."
  
• Cut Joke from Colin right before the confiscated gun joke (paraphrased): "A fight broke out this week at a Chipotle over some guacamole. Everyone knows when guacamole is involved, things go bad quick." The audience did not laugh at this much (I loved it personally).
  
• And then during the confiscated gun joke after pulling out the gun, Colin ad-libbed "bet you wish you laughed at the guacamole joke!"
  
• Che made a joke about some news story about single people staying home, and the punchline was basically calling them ugly and the audience didn't go for it. Not surprised it got cut.
  
• For the Mike Johnson/Trump joke, the audience had a clear delayed reaction which turned to shock after 2 seconds. Colin ad-libbed to Che: "You'll have to explain that one to me later."
  

Michael Longfellow

• Cut joke about leaving dirty dishes out to dry instead of washing them.
  
• There was a second moment where Longfellow addressed the camera/women directly (but I can't recall what he said the second time).
  

Caitlin Clark

• After giving her jokes to Che, Colin chimed in and says he wrote one too which was the "Be Funnier Dumbass" joke. I think she had a different third joke, but I can't remember.
  
• The apron she gave Che at dress was a more standard unisex-looking red apron.
  

Surgeons (They posted the dress rehearsal version)

• "That's the way the cookie crumbles" was Bowen's motto for the cookie crumbles at dress.
  
• When wheeling Mikey in, Molly accidentally ran the wheelchair into Bowen at dress, surprising him and causing everyone to break (I think JAJ was in tears). Mikey ad-libbed something about watching where they were going.
  
• Ryan was much more consistently doing the tick of blowing his hair out of his face during dress.
  

Erin Brockovich

• Ryan saying "I thought you only had 2 daughters" I think was only at live.
  
• The Friends bit was longer, with Ryan adding a descriptor to each of the friends: "Chandler: the sarcastic one. Rachel: haircut. Joey: the hot but dumb one. Ross: Monica's brother. Monica: Ross's sister. Phoebe: Smelly cat."
  
• There was one more round of the sketch's joke before the end where Andrew Dismukes enters as a UPS delivery man. Someone says something like "We don't have time for this." And Andrew goes "Time? I know some times. 8:30. 7-ish. Lunch." (I think I'm missing one or two in his list).
  

Cut for Time
\1. Canada Commercial (live sketch)

• Ryan and Bowen speak directly to the camera in a commercial about Canada. "Not just America's hat." They say a list of things about Canada, with the last being that milk comes in a bag in Canada. They would then list some more things and then come back around to the bagged milk thing. They list famous Canadians like Shania Twain (photo), K.d. Lang (Chloe Troast stepping out), Martin Short (Chloe Troast stepping out in the same hair and costume). And they poke fun at the Canadian band The Tragically Hip. There's a quick bit where Ego and Longfellow curl across the stage. They go back to the bagged milk thing, showing how you put the bag in a pitcher and the cut the top open so you can pour and then you just kind of leave it like that. They also mention Canadian bacon and question why it is called peameal bacon in Canada.
  
• Was pretty funny, but the audience didn't seem to like it so not surprised it got cut.
  

\2. Papyrus Sequel (Pre-Tape)

• I'm not even gonna bother describing this now cause I assume they must be uploading it. ETA: Seems less cut-for-time and more an intentional digital exclusive.

\3. Weekend Update Correspondent: Kenan as O.J. Simpson (with Colin)

• Kenan comes out as OJ, dressed in white with one of those fluffy white halos over his head. OJ tells Colin about how he's in heaven now and it's great. Says how he's really hungry all the time, but any time he grabs any food it turns to dust. And he plays football in heaven, too, but whenever he gets to the endzone, he fumbles the ball and it rolls all the way down the field. And the audience just stares at him and points. Also mentions snakes latching onto his nipples. And periodically a black glove appears on his hand which "fits perfectly." (A crew member under the table would sneak the glove onto his hand and then Kenan gets shocked by it). Colin questions if he really is in heaven. OJ says it is heaven cause his lawyers are there and there's a lot of priests too (audience shock reaction to priests joke). And god is there too, but he doesn't look like he expected. He doesn't have a beard and has bat wings and every day he cuts his own dick off and eats it. OJ does want to admit to something: that all his cars were rented from Enterprise. At the end, there was a slight mishap where a voiceover from "God/Satan" played and simultaneously the crew member did the glove bit again which Kenan reacted to, which drowned out the voiceover. As Kenan left the desk he shouted to the audience that the glove came too early.

\4. Escape Room (live sketch)

• Ryan, Bowen, and Sarah are three friends led into a new section of an escape room by the host (Mikey) and are accompanied by Heidi, who is a "hot stranger" who they let join their escape room group. The trio reference a "tone" issue they had in the prior room. As they start on the new room, Ryan says something like "Guys, get it together!" and Bowen and Sarah immediately chastise him for yelling at them and then they proceed to have a back and forth with him about exactly what tone he used when he spoke to them, with Ryan saying "Guys" in various ways, eventually melodically, until they agree again. The same thing occurs except Bowen is deemed the aggressor. Mikey gives them a three minute warning, at which point Heidi admits that she's been sabotaging them by going around and swallowing keys. I think that's about where it ended.

\5. Pokemon Pitch Meeting (live sketch)

• Ryan and Punkie are in a conference room pitching new Pokemon to Bowen and Kenan. They have an easel pad with a layout similar to a Pokemon card with at picture of a Pokemon in the top middle, with an attack listed below and below that a description. (The text on the "cards" seemed to match what Ryan and Punkie would say more or less). The first Pokemon: Pikachola, described as "Pikachu, but chola." with an image of Pikachu in stereotypical chola clothes. The rest of the Pokemon (about 3 or 4) all have some kind of existential issue. Pomobolo a mushroom Pokemon. Bobledon(?), basically just a rock with eyes, but it gets weird at parties, drinks too much, and then sends unsolicited nudes on the way home. Bowen and Kenan ask how this would battle Squirtle for instance. Ryan then describes Squirtle using water gun, Bobledon using send nudes, and then Squirtle screenshotting the nudes and sending them all to its friends and ridiculing Bobledon. Another Pokemon looks like a bunch of grapes each with a face. Two are green while the rest are purple. The two that are green are soul mates but are cursed to be on opposite sides of the bunch and never see each other. The last one was just a drawing of a woman in a skirt suit with a big hat named Miss Bianca. She is a surprise witness, so just when you think you are going to win the trial, she stomps in and ruins your defense. Bowen says all the Pokemon are approved and ready to be unleashed on the world.

I'm shocked they cut the Papyrus sequel. I also think all of the cut material was better than the Cabo Grill sketch. Perhaps they didn't want to shut out Marcello since that was his only role all night.

OUTSTANDING LIMITED SERIES:

1. Shogun (FX)
2. Fargo (FX)
3. Masters of the Air (Apple TV+)
4. The Regime (HBO Max)
5. The Sympathizer (HBO Max)

Possibilities: True Detective: Night County / Lessons in Chemistry / Ripley
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OUTSTANDING ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES:

1. Anna Sawai, Shogun
2. Kate Winslet, The Regime
3. Jodie Foster, True Detective: Night Country
4. Juno Temple, Fargo
5. Brie Larson, Lessons in Chemistry
6. Sofia Vergara, Griselda

Possibilities: Naomi Watts (Feud) / Emma Corrin (A Murder at the End of the World)
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OUTSTANDING ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES:

1. Hiroyuki Sanada, Shogun
2. Tom Hollander, Feud: Capote v. the Swans
3. Andrew Scott, Ripley
4. Jon Hamm, Fargo
5. Ewan McGregor, A Gentleman in Moscow
6. Tony Shalhoub, Mr. Monk’s Last Case

Possibilities: Michael Douglas (Franklin) / David Oyelowo (Lawman: Bass Reeves)
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OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES:

1. Jennifer Jason Leigh, Fargo
2. Sandra Oh, The Sympathizer
3. Kali Reis, True Detective: Night Country
4. Diane Lane, Feud: Capote v. The Swans
5. Aja Naomi King, Lessons in Chemistry
6. Andrea Riseborough, The Regime
7. Fiona Shaw, True Detective: Night Country

Possibilities: Chloe Sevigny (Feud) / Dakota Fanning (Ripley)
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OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES

1. Robert Downey Jr., The Sympathizer
2. Hugh Grant, The Regime
3. John Hawkes, True Detective: Night Country
4. Joe Keery, Fargo
5. Lewis Pullman, Lessons in Chemistry
6. Christopher Eccleston, True Detective: Night Country
7. Treat Williams, Feud: Capote v. the Swans

Possibilities: Barry Keoghan (Masters of the Air) / Hugh Laurie (All the Light We Cannot See)
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