Please forgive me for my mistakes poem

i lik the bred

2017.03.23 18:51 Hasnep i lik the bred

Poems based on this one about a cow licking bread by Poem_for_your_sprog: my name is Cow, and wen its nite, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed - i stay up late. i lik the bred.
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2015.04.22 06:28 SwagmasterEDP the thicker the skin, the better the roast

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!
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2010.10.27 18:02 gocoogs meow

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2024.05.14 13:51 SharkEva [Final Update] - AITAH for passing out during a family gathering meant to introduce our new baby?

I am not the OOP. The OOP is u/user posting in AITAH
Concluded as per OOP
1 update - Medium
Original - 5th May 2024
Update - 6th May 2024

1 New Update
Thanks to u/Small-Bodybuilder160 for finding the update
Final Update - 10th May 2024

AITAH for passing out during a family gathering meant to introduce our new baby?

So, recently I(27F) had a beautiful baby girl with my husband(29M). She's my pride and joy, I love her more than I love myself. But, taking care of her has taken its toll on me. My husband promised the work would be 50/50 when we agreed we wanted children, but I don't feel that's being reflected by his actions this past month.
It's gotten to the point where I can't even ask him to wash her up without him saying something along the lines of, "My paternity leave is short, I want to make the most of it by relaxing a bit. I'll help you out later." And I get it. His paternity leave is only 6 weeks while mine is 16 weeks, but my nether regions hurt like a bitch for a better part of two weeks after the birth and all he could do for me was occasionally burp her.
Now, my baby girl has gotten to a phase where she doesn't want to sleep. She'll sleep for an hour, but then she's up and back to crying and I have to get up and try to soothe her. It's been happening for a week now and I've gotten so little sleep that I'm nodding off while eating or doing tge laundry and stuff. Saturday was the month anniversary of my daughter's birth, so I decided to gather both sides of the family to meet her. (They hadn't met her prior because a)I wanted to rest as much as I could and b)I heard somewhere that you shouldn't be taking babies out and about when they're fresh out the womb cause they're more prone to illness then).
So, we had this gathering at my mother's house and all was well. Everyone was cooing over our baby, there was food, people were catching up or meeting for the 1st time. It was nice. But, I had gotten about 3 hours(generous estimate) of sleep in total the past week and I was starting to feel the effects of it. I was feeling lightheaded and clammy, but I didn't wanna make a scene so I tried to go to a bedroom to lie down. I didn't take 10 steps before my vision completely blacked out.
I wasn't down for long, but I had fallen over which drew some attention. I explained to everyone who was concerned that I was fine and that I was just not getting enough sleep and I could see my husband visibly frown at that. They gave me some of the dessert my aunt made to get my sugar up and the party continued. I felt embarrassed about the whole thing, especially since everyone was still looking over me til we left, but it's whatever
What bothered me is my husband's reaction. When we got home, he started going off on me about how I "made him look bad" and like "he wasn't taking care of me". I was confused on how tf me passing out made HIM look bad, but he refused to explain himself and had a pity party for himself in the kitchen.
I was still feeling bad, so I decided to leave him alone and just to go sleep, but he seems to have taken that as a sign that I don't care about his feelings. He's in my ear this morning about how I just ignored him to go sleep last night and how I didn't even put the baby to sleep before leaving. Is he right? AITAH here?

Update: So I've tried talking with him, but he's been ignoring me and the baby the last three hours. I'd usually wait longer, but I'm just too tired to deal with this right now. You guys were right, I do need help with this, and he's made it very clear he's not ready to help me yet, so I'm just going to go to my mom's place. I'm currently packing. I'm so done.

Comments

sophie_Mal
NTA and I can’t call your husband the names I want to because my comment will be deleted.
Paternity leave isn’t a time to relax, it’s a time you’re helping raise the baby and spending time together as a family. CLEARLY he is not doing either of these things as A. You’d be better rested and B. He’d have noticed you’re exhausted.
You passing out made him look bad because it was clear to everyone that you’re being left to raising your baby alone. It’s clearly not a partnership and the AH you’re married to is turning it onto you to shift responsibility and blame.
You need to seriously reconsider the relationships future and bring this up with him as it all comes down to him and his behaviour. If he gets his shit together, then things will be much better. But if he doesn’t, you and your daughter deserve so much better.

awaythrowers97
He doesn't know what "paternity leave" is and doesn't really want to take care of his family. Sadly, you can't seem to shake that loser.

ArticleOld598
This deadbeat of a father and husband is using his 6 weeks to laze around instead of using it taking care of his wife & child.
OP you said you love your baby more than yourself, would you want to let her grow up and think that it's normal for wives to push themselves while they're sleepless and in pain until they faint & husbands to berate them instead of worrying & taking care of them?
Tell your parents that your husband doesn't help you at all & blamed you for "making him look bad". You know what else makes him look bad? Being a deadbeat father and partner.

**Judgement - NTA*\*

Update - 1 day later

Hi all, your comments were really helpful, so thank you!
Yesterday, before I could Uber to my mom's house, my sister offered to help me, so I'm staying with her instead. She's taking PTA to help me out with my girl, which I'm very grateful for. She also gave me sleep medicine that knocked me out for hours (I'm not sure if that was a good idea or not, but I slept long and well so I don't care.)
I woke up a few hours ago to tons, and I mean TONS, of messages from my husband. Like, the little app icon had 99+ on it. Here are some of the things he said(copy pasted):


I would screenshot, but it says this community doesnt allow attachments, so i can't. And I know it's a bit weird to tell yall what he's been texting me, but I'm mad right now and this feels therapeutic lol. I already sent the screenshots to his mom though!
As for my baby, I have an appointment to a paediatrician for Wednesday, but for now she's on formula since my breast milk quality isn't the best for understandable reasons. My sister said she wasn't as fussy as I described, so I really think the problem is with my milk. That or my sister wanted to make me feel better for sleeping, who knows. I'll wait for the doctor's opinion.
I'm not feeling 100% but I feel a whole lot more better than before. Thank you to everyone who showed concern! I think this will be the last update since I wanna not think too much about my husband rn.

Comments

ZombieJoesBasement
I am sooo glad you left and got some help and rest. You definitely need and deserve it.
I still can't get over your husband's mental gymnastics here. He hasn't been a parent, hasn't helped you at all, and hasn't really spent any time caring for his daughter and only cares about what other people (besides you) think, but "misses his baby girl" and wants you to come back "so we can go back to being happy"?! Sounds like the only person who was happy was him--he got a 6 week vacation and didn't have to lift a finger. Let me guess-you were doing all the cooking and cleaning on top of caring for the baby? From what he is texting you, he thinks he did nothing wrong. He is being deliberately obtuse.
To add insult to injury he calls you a bitch and threatens you with the cops. Lovely. He is a real peach.
I really want to know what his mom has to say. Does she know he was mad at you for passing out?

Efficient-Cupcake247
Because it isn't about love. It is about control and image. Please keep strong. You have done a fabulous job doing what you need to for you and baby. Best wishes

blehguardian
To be clear, kidnapping is not involved. Until a custody agreement is submitted to the court, either married parent is legally permitted to take their child for any reason.

Aggravating-Pipe-903
Damn, this dude is crazy. Hopefully next update it’ll be ex-husband

**New Updates*\*

AITAH for passing out during a family gathering meant to introduce our new baby? LAST UPDATE - 4 days later

For all of you who wanted to know what his mother's reaction was, she yelled at him and he made that my problem. The things he's messaged me are vile. And even though MIL was mad at him and KNOWS what he's been saying to me, she still insisted that I go visit him face to face so we can work things out.
I don't really blame her. He's her son, of course she'd still want to help him, but still....With all the ways he's been threatening me and cussing me out, I really didnt want to see him, but I decided to go. Mostly because I needed the stuff that I left at our house.
I went with my sister for safety, obviously. We got there and he played with our baby, he offered to feed her (she wasn't hungry), just acting completely different from the man texting me about how much of a "heartless bitch" I am. I didn't really feel comfortable having him near me or the baby with how violent his texts were, but she's still his baby. I don't think the courts would favour him after I show his texts, but I thought I should rather be safe and allow him some form of contact before going to court. This was a mistake.
At the end of the visit, I decided I should go pack my stuff, since that was one of the only reason I agreed to come. But, I didn't feel comfortable not being there while he had my baby. Yeah, my sister was there and I trust her, but I'd rather watch her with my own eyes. So, my sister went upstairs to pack for me. As soon as she was gone, he started talking about "See? I'm good now I can take care of her." And other stuff but that wasn't the problem. Even if he became super dad, I wouldn't be able to see him the same. Not after all those messages he sent me.
I told him that and he got pissed at me. I was getting worried since my daughter was still in his arms, so I tried to deescalate his feelings. It didn't work and he started yelling at me for "being heartless" and "stubborn" and whatnot. I wasn't really focused on what he was saying, I was focused on my baby. I tried to reach out for her and he shoved me hard enough to fall back. My sister came down and tried to help, but he shoved her away too and ran to the guest room and locked himself and MY BABY in there. He refused to come out unless my sister left and i stayed behind. I can't tell y'all how scary it is to not know what's happening to your child.
It took officers almost 30 minutes to get him out, which pissed me off. Like I know they were probably trying to assess the danger or whatever but I just wanted my baby. In that 30 minute window he could've shaken her or threw her out the window or something and they were there asking him to come out like he was a child and not breaking down the door. She was fine, though, so I can't be too mad.
They didn't arrest him since "no harm was done" even though my sister and I have bruises to prove otherwise, but they held him outside while I packed my stuff. It actually bothers me that they didn't at least detain him, but there's not much I can do about it now. I don't think I'm going to go near him again. Not with my baby. I'm thinking of going to apply for that emergency custody thing yall were talking about.
This happened on Wednesday and I'm still shaken. It's really depressing, for a lack of better word, seeing how much he's changed. I really loved him and I felt he loved me too. How he's acting is crushing me. I feel deflated. My baby girl and my sister are really the only things keeping me going right now.
I'm sorry for the wall of text, it's just that texting this all out helps me feel better. But, I don't think I want to continue updating. Just know that we're splitting up. Thank you all for your support!!
Extra: after visiting the doctor, I've decided to just skip the hassle and formula feed. She seems happier with formula anyways.

Comments

JanetInSpain
OMG document everything. Take pictures of the bruises. Go see a doctor and tell the doctor you just need things documented to protect yourself and your baby. File a police report for assault and both you and your sister write detailed statements of everything that happened. Then apply for emergency custody.

georgiajl38
Go to the police station and file a report for assault. Screw those cops. They didn't have to take him but the assault report should have definitely been filed. Get in front of a magistrate asap!!!

I am not the OOP. Please do not harass the OOP.
Please remember the No Brigading Rule and to be civil in the comments
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2024.05.14 13:47 301bananas My GF(F19) broke up out of nowhere and now wants me(M19) back

I honestly don't know what to do. Yesterday, my GF called me over for a serious talk, she didn't specify anything, just that it is important and that we had to talk. We drove to a nearby Café as she wanted to talk in public. After ordering something small, she started to talk and said that she wants to breakup for the following reasons: - Our lives don't fit together, as she's working in a really competitive firm for a trade and I study electrical engineering while working part-time. She told me that she wants me to have a GF who wants the same life as me, the typical happy family life with a house and garden. - Time, she thought that I "stole" her time and chance of a proper social circle. - Family, our Families don't like each others, while my family does like her, her parents don't like me at all and tell her to break off things with me all the time.
After giving her reasons, she then began to cry while talking about this and just left. I told her to wait around the corner as I wanted to pay before continuing the talk. I had no choice other than accepting all of this. While I did still love her, I don't want to force anyone to love me. We did talk some more after that, but the ending was already clear, she told me to pick up my things tomorrow and delete all pictures of her and that's how she ended our first relationship of 3 years and 5 months. We were our first everything and she just threw it away for some bullshit manageable reasons.
I've gone home and just cried and screamed. I was angry, sad, confused and just wanted her back. But at some point it just stopped... There was this phenomenon of polar lights taking place at night in my country and I just couldn't stop staring at them. They were beautiful, but the crying didn't stop. I didn't feel my face anymore. Everything felt numb and I slept on the balcony that day.
The next started, I went to where she lived and wanted to pick my things up, she was waiting infront of her door, on a bench we loved to sit on and just enjoy our time together. We talked, she cried, I held her in my arms but honestly I didn't feel anything during that time... She told me that she wants to take back everything she said, because she made a mistake which completely shocked me but honestly I didn't care and just accepted it. She told me that every reason was bullshit and she was being dramatic and that it was an impulsive decision of hers. I don't want to throw everything away but I still feel numb and nothing feels the same about her anymore. She was willing to throw everything away for no reason at all but I trust her enough to know that she wouldn't cheat on yet I just don't get it, why would she do all of this? How do I go about with this feeling of numbness in my heart? Can everything be restored? How do I fully love her again? I want to try and I really do as I want her to be my future wife... I actually bought a ring 4 days ago but of course I'm not going to propose now, as it's definitely not the right time. I want the both of us to be happy and preferably together, but what can I do to go about this?
I apologise about my english as it is my third language,
I apologise for my bad english due to it being my third language, so please don't mind the weird wording.
TLDR: My GF of 3 years broke up with me for bullshit reasons, she wanted me back the day after and I accepted but I still feel numb when thinking about her. I want to let go of this numbness and need some advice on what to do.
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2024.05.14 13:45 --iO Cant someone tell me what flirting is?

Hi all, I am trying to figure out what flirting is. I have read through post here and I more confused than before, I just don't get it I guess. My take away from the reading is that flirting is simply just talking to someone. Which can't be right. lol.
Also what is dating? Is just hangout a date?? I ask because is hanging out and talking Dating and flirting or is it just hanging out sharing a lunch or dinner and talking as friends just that, friendship building?
I mean how do you learn about someone and become friends if you don't talk to them about them and yourself??
I hang out with a lady at my job from time to time (not much because I think she thinks I like her more then friends, So she is very stand offish even though my first words to her where that I am not hitting on you, just trying to get to know you or something along those lines).
I should not say she is stand offish. She is very engaging at work. But she is not 100% on board with hanging out outside of work in my view.
But am I flirting with her by just talking to her?? Just trying to understand why I get the vibe that she is worried that I will mistake her friendliness as something other than being friendly. I have said to her on many occasions that she should not worry that I know better to not mistake her being nice as anything other than her being nice.
We have been hanging out for about 8 months off and on meaning Like we may do lunch 2 to 3 times a month. We have hung out outside of work about 3 times in those 8 months. Nothing hardcore. We have done dinner, the mall, a play and the museum.
But dang if our conversation are not knocked out of the park! THey are great. We talk about everything. I mean everything. No topic is off limits. I have learned a lot about her in 8 months and I have told her a lot about me. Its been a blast as I really enjoy talking with her.
But now that summer is here I have asked her if she wanted to do more things where we hang out. She says sure she wants to do these things but when the time comes to do the things she says no she can't because of some reason. Again this if fine.
She does not hang out with me every time I ask so that's good I'm guessing but when she does say yes we have a great time.
Just want to make sure she does not feel I am flirting with her as I do not want to scare her away as I do like hanging out with her. I am starting to think she is thinking I am trying to date her or am flirting which may explain her reluctance to hangout.
Please note I get she has free will and no is a valid answer to a request to hang out . Just want to make sure I am not doing something that is making her say no more than yes. THanks!
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2024.05.14 13:42 TheHonorX Need help for a suiteable water softener (europe)

Hi guys, I’m reaching out to you since I’ve become desperate looking for a suiteable solution for softening my water. So my current situation is I’ve just moved in my new house and i decided not having a water softener since my contractor made a huge mistake. My sewage pipes are lower (70-80cm depth) than the sewer connection pipes on the street (50cm). This causes me for not having a natural gravitational flow and thus he installed a small well pump (360l) which contains a DAB FEKA 600 pump. The overflow of my sceptic tank and gray water collects in this well. For now it’s working very well but I was afraid for installing a water softener using salt for it’s regeneration process since I guess this pump is not salt resistant. Now I know I could install a salt water restistant pump but I was wonder if there are other workable water softening solutions. I read something about a zeolite water softener but it still needs 20-30% NaCl for it’s regeneration process which to my account is less aggressive than 99% water softening salt which will (I think) damage my pump. The water has a hardness of 30.1-37.5 french degrees ( 16.86-21 german degrees) Can you guys help me out or enlighten me please? Thanks!
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2024.05.14 13:40 Curious-Luck-3161 How to move on from past regrets? How to overcome fear ?

I have made poor choices that I really regret in the past. I asked for forgiveness many many times, especially during Ramadan and I do not doubt Allah Mercy even though I'm scared. I know He is the most forgiving and that He loves us. I stopped this bad behavior thanks to Him.
But I cant move on, the guilt and shame is constantly here 24/7, I even wake up in the middle of the night with fear of my mistakes consequences. It never goes away, no matter how much I seek for forgiveness, pray or make duaa. I try to learn more about islam, focus on good deeds too like being good to my family/parents. But even when I do it, I feel shameful, guilty and scared because of the past. I cant even look at people's eyes because I feel like as they don't know what I did, I'm a different person than what they think of me. I don't want to engage in changes or better things in my life because I'm scared, I feel like because of what I did, I cant do good.
I feel like I'm completely lost and can't move on.
Please, what can I do more ?
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2024.05.14 13:38 Curious-Luck-3161 How to move one from past regrets? How to overcome fear?

I have made poor choices that I really regret in the past. I asked for forgiveness many many times, especially during Ramadan and I do not doubt Allah Mercy even though I'm scared. I know He is the most forgiving and that He loves us. I stopped this bad behavior thanks to Him.
But I cant move on, the guilt and shame is constantly here 24/7, I even wake up in the middle of the night with fear of my mistakes consequences. It never goes away, no matter how much I seek for forgiveness, pray or make duaa. I try to learn more about islam, focus on good deeds too like being good to my family/parents. But even when I do it, I feel shameful, guilty and scared because of the past. I cant even look at people's eyes because I feel like as they don't know what I did, I'm a different person than what they think of me.
I feel like I'm completely lost and can't move on.
Please, what can I do more ?
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2024.05.14 13:24 Boltsnouns What's Happening in 2024: A Real Answer

What's Happening in 2024: A Real Answer

What's up regards?!

You don't remember me since I haven't posted here since the July 2023 boycott (when I deleted my entire post history).

Many of you are looking for an answer as to what's happening right now and I'll be honest, as much as I love seeing the memes.... it's time an OG like myself schools you all on market mechanics.

Let's get some admin stuff out the way real quick.
My credentials: my first buy order was Jan 18th, 2021 when I saw the hype on the Betz sub and used TA to check out GME. I saw the ascending triangle on the chart and invested $1000 expecting GME to go bankrupt. Imagine my surprise when a week later my account hit $80k before they shut off the buy button. You think TA doesn't work? Cool. Who cares. I'm here to make money, not argue over tea leaves. I now own xxxx shares and attempted to DRS my calls like a true regard. I've written 3 DD on Options and Market Mechanics which wound up at the top of the sub and all ~fall of 2022. How do you think I have all that karma without any posts?

Moving On.

The market is insanely complex, so forgive me for trying to simplify these complex mechanics into an easy to read social media post. People who understand, PLEASE... help me in the comments. All of this stuff can be found on Investopedia or a quick ChatGPT prompt.
There are four main mechanics at play right now driving the stock price: 1. options, 2. Direct Registration, 3. social media, 4. DFV.

Part 1. Options

Look, I get it. This sub hates options because 99% of us lose money on them. Fun fact, you aren't supposed to hold options to close. They are meant for quick plays where you get in and out, but don't want to tie up all of your capital waiting a week for the stock to settle. Here's the rub: Options drive the vast majority of the market. Considering the ENTIRE GLOBAL GDP is $109 trillion, from every country on earth. The estimated options only market: $12.4 trillion actual value, with a notional value of $600 trillion!!! Options alone are 6x the entire global GDP. If you don't think a handful of calls move the price.... well. Go back to school I guess and learn how to math.
Call contracts are worth 100 shares each, so options are like 100x leverage over shares for like 10% of the cost. So when the price swings drastically, options pay back way more money than shares, but unlike shares, they expire and go to zero. The way options were created, they also affect the share price 10x+ more than shares. Most retail (I.e. plebs like me and you) don't know this. Options (calls specifically) give the option to buy 100 shares of a stock at an agreed price, the strike price. The formula to calculate the price of an options contract is very complicated but consist of variables called the Greeks.
The two main Greeks are the delta and gamma. The delta says how much a contract will affect the share price, I.e. acceleration (up or down), and the gamma sets the impact on market makers who wrote the contract. Remember, someone has to sell stocks if a contract gets executed. So gamma is the rate of change for the delta (i.e. the higher the gamma, the faster the delta increases.) Since market makers have special privileges, they don't have to own the shares before they write (sell) the options contract to buyers. This is (one method) of naked shorting a stock. Most call strikes are out of the money (above the share price) so market makers don't own 100% of the stock to sell if a contract goes in the money. I.e. the share price goes above the strike price. So what happens? This is where delta becomes important. The market maker has to go onto the open market and buy the shares that they don't have. This is called delta hedging. Well, if the options delta is high when the MM go to the market to buy the naked shares, the price becomes volatile and starts to skyrocket. Now, since the gamma affects the delta, as a ton of people start buying options, each options gamma begins to grow, exponentially increasing the delta effect on the stock price.
In GMEs case, the stock has been extremely flat, with no volatility for months. This dropped the delta significantly over time and most options contracts were nearly worthless if they were more than $5 above GME's share price. Last week the price started moving up into low delta strike prices (which were un-hedged by MMs). As the price continues going up, more call strikes go in the money leaving the naked MM's at very high risk. Now the market makers have to hedge those calls since they are either in the money, or about to be in the money. Since each call is 100 shares, for every call bought, the MM has to buy 100 shares (oversimplifying). So if there's 16,000 calls that means 1.6M shares have to be purchased on the open market.
Joe schmoe isn't moving the share price with his $5,000 stock purchase. But if a MM has to buy $54.4m of shares at once (1.6m shares times $34), guess where the price goes? UP.
https://preview.redd.it/wfk4as7lhd0d1.jpg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e682d09b140f856b385d359a1ef6f6f06541a31c
So now the price skyrockets due to the MM massive purchases, putting even more calls in the money. Requiring more hedging. Requiring more purchases, requiring more hedging. This ramp is called the Gamma ramp. Eventually the loop stops and the price stabilizes at the top of the gamma ramp. Right now, the max strike yesterday was $34 for GME so the ramp can't go higher (which is why after market close the price moved up to $33). But today, when the new strikes are released (max strike is $57), if there's enough hedging required, the ramp continues until either 1. No more hedging is required, or 2. the stock hits max strike price again ($57, and the stock price is currently at $45 at 6am). Wait a day, rinse repeat. (FYI, MM have two days to hedge, so just because the price drops down to $28, does not mean the hedging is complete for today). Low supply + high demand = recipe for insane share prices as MMs fight to close out their naked shorts.
Check out this chart from 2021:
https://preview.redd.it/bv329dpnhd0d1.jpg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=069dfc38cdaf33cff6c514614ad999730b610799
This has happened so many times in the market and this is a GAMMA squeeze. GME is not being short squeezed right now. It's being gamma squeezed. However, if too many contracts are sold short, they still require a share to close the position. Too many shorts equals not enough shares. It becomes the hunger games on crack. A gamma squeeze is the predecessor to a short squeeze. If the gamma squeeze keeps going through this week, next week will be a blood bath as the short squeeze kicks off and Market Makers begin liquidating real companies like Apple and NVDA and TSLA to pay for the GME squeeze.

Part 2: DRS

Okay, so now we established that GME is undergoing a Gamma Squeeze, pushing the price high, very very quickly. Well, for literal years, this sub has DRS'd over 75 million shares, removing approximately 50% of the float, that we know of. This means that HALF the available shares on the market are locked away from MMs, who can no longer use them to hedge with. DRS was never going to cause the MOASS, but DRS is like pouring a thousand gallons of gas on a camp fire. It's going to go BOOM and there's nothing can stop it. Take the limited supply due to the gamma ramp, and get rid of HALF the remaining supply. It's making the gamma ramp problem exponentially worse.
https://preview.redd.it/bfcturw8id0d1.png?width=726&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6d2622586ac9a9bf40e00386a716b5616974dd1
It's possible that the DTCC failed to properly account for real shares, and let Market Makers use their liquidity fairy powers to create fake shares by naked selling them through brokers. If this is the case, then there are no actual shares for market makers to buy off the open market to fulfill their obligations during the gamma squeeze. Just like the old punch buggy squeeze in 2008, no shares alone will cause the price to skyrocket. This means that we are about to see Institutions blow up as their obligations exceed their assets with no way to purchase real shares off the market. When these banks, hedge funds, and market makers blow up, it's going to ripple across the market. Expect a lot of drama from everywhere including many unexpected places.

Part 3: Social Media

How does social media play in this? The spread of information. Remember the old bets sub, where people yolo'd tens of thousands of dollars into options contracts in order to make a fortune? Yeah, for every one person on that sub YOLOing their entire 401k into 0DTE calls, there are probably 10 more who dump theirs into the exact same stock options. Suddenly, those $10k YOLO posts are the equivalent of $100k+ for each one posted. $10k in share prices won't affect the price much, but $10k in high delta calls? Yeah, RIP to the Market Makers trying to buy and hedge shares.
Additionally, the 2021 squeeze spread massive awareness of these types of events. Add in GME's synonymy with meme stock, make me rich, and the non-stop reminded for the last three years by this sub, no one is going to miss this opportunity to invest again. Remember bitcoin and Apple Computer, and Amazon? Who wouldn't go back and invest everything in those stocks. Social media is driving people to invest in GME, not wanting to miss the rocket this time around. And that bring me to my last point....

Part 4: DFV, the man himself, returns.

Remember this guy?
He made like... ALL the money... Off of only $50k initial invest in 2019! Insane!
He's Back...
https://preview.redd.it/108r9cm4md0d1.png?width=987&format=png&auto=webp&s=2faeaec294fb2a86a763f294822c42a962b31c33
Time to get serious. All the OG's like myself are back, and we have 3 years of savings to pour into this thing. This is our (un?)intentional catalyst. And MOASS is about to start.
BUCKLE UP. The fasten seat-belt sign is on. We are number one for departure....
TO THE MOON.
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2024.05.14 13:22 throwawaylmao_57 can someone help?

Quick background info, Today my (16F) non blood related uncle (45M) came back from his month long trip from overseas. He came straight to our house to surprise our family. He's been like a father figure for the past 6-7 years, Dad isn't in the picture. Anyway, After sitting around for a while I had convinced him to let me drive his car, I do not have my licence and he agreed on the grounds that my mum agreed and he taught me first. I agreed happily andy mum and sister stayed at home while he drove me just around the block to teach me. Cue the problem, He went half way around the block before pulling over in a street where their was basically no houses that had view of that specific street, and started telling me about the side view mirrors and the adjustment of the seat etc. then without pause he looked over at me and said to 'sit in his lap' so I could 'practise the brakes, acceleration and the stick thing' (sorry, forgot what it's called.) I basically said "oh no, I wouldn't be able to fit, It would be too tight". I was trying not to sound rude (because I honestly thought this was intentions were pure) and he started being insistant and pushy about it, So I just agreed. Mind you, It was 8:30 on a school night so it was dead quiet, dark and I was alone with him. I walked around to his side of the car and tried and as I said, my leg wouldn't fit. I'm not overweight or anything just big thighs, so I stepped away and said "I'm not gonna fit" so he told me to just stand there and I stood there for the next FIVE MINUTES watching him (try to) adjust his seat just so I could sit in his lap. And after about another give minutes of failing he did something (I forgot) and said "Okay, sit now." And I did, My left led still didn't fit until MADE it fit. I sat awkwardly and he said "okay turn the car on" and I fully said nope. I opened the door and stepped out on his lap and the car. I said "yeah, I can't do that it hurts my leg so much" he just nodded and I shut his car door and walked back over to th passenger side and sat back it. The rest of the drive was a little awkward before he finally pulled back I'm front of the house and we actually swapped seats this time, He made me turn on the car, the lights, brakes etc and before he called my mum to unlock the door he looks at me and said "your not mad about sitting in my lap are you?" I said no awkwardly and he said "well your mom would be. Are you gonna tell her? Don't tell her."
So now I'm at home, he's been home for 40 or so now. (He left at 8:30 and it's 9:11 now) I just wanna know, Should I tell my mum? Should I do something? I'm scared of telling her. She's fairly religious and a common brown mother. But I'm scared for my 11 year old sister, Thought he's almost NEVER alone with her. I feel a little sick when I even think about telling my mum, I'm just scared. What should I do?
Sorry for any mistakes in spelling or grammar I'm just writing it rushed. If something seems odd please don't hesitate to ask!
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2024.05.14 13:18 ireallydon_tknowwhat How do we go from here?

This is a long story, so bear with me please. English is not my native language, so sorry for any mistakes. I don't by any means want to point a finger to anyone, just want to explain the background of our relationship.
I am together with my BS for 5,5 years. We know each other for 6.5 years. Our relationship started rather rocky. BS has commitment issues and didn't want a relationship at first. This has led them to cheating (kissing only) on me four times (that I know of). Three times during clubbing and under influence and one time while they were on vacation with family. This was during our first 1.5 year together. I found out and they confessed. They texted with some people and one of them was one who BS cheated on me with.
During our relationship they had a friendship with one of their coworkers. They told me them was interested in BS, but BS not in them. They had been friends before BS and I knew each other. During New Years Eve 2022 they said under influence: 'I met with coworker two times behind your back'. They said that I was too fragile and wouldn't understand them meeting with coworker, because I voiced that I was a bit intimidated with their relationship (they would spend long evenings together at each others house while being drunk and sometimes driving with their car). They met with coworker some other times and eventually I didn't hear anything from coworker again. I only met coworker once, they were drunk, but friendly. I went to a psychologist several times to discuss everything what happened.
Fast forward to New Year's eve 2024. I was clubbing with my BS, and two friends. There was someone who wanted my friends instagram, but my friend didn't give it to them. So I took their phone and entered my friends name. BS saw this and thought I was giving my instagram. I tried to explain what happened, but they wouldn't listen. They pushed me away so I went upstairs with said friend. The day after they barely remembered anything. I let them know that if this would happen again, I would leave (this wasn't the first time BS was acting not okay while drunk).
Fast forward to January 2024. We went on a ski vacation with friends. I had a really good connection with one of BS friends (AP). I have known AP for more than 4 years. We always had a good friendship, but it developed even more during the vacation. AP was very kind, caring and helpful. AP is in a relationship of 10 years, their partner was also there on the vacation.
Me and BS met a few times again with AP after the vacation, nothing happened. AP texted me beginning of March saying they would like to meet with me. I didn't say this to BS. We went for a run and had a very good talk about our relationships. They expressed their doubts about their relationship. AP texted me some time after again to go for a run. This time there was more tension in the air and they kissed me. We met five times in total and had foreplay once and sex once. I didn't know how to tell my BS, even though I should have told BS immediately. I made an appointment with my psychologist mid April to help me approach the situation. But on the 24th of april, AP's parner called my BS and told them they found evidence that we cheated on them. My BS' world collapsed. They would have never imagined I would do something like that and I completely understand BS. This is so out of character for me (I don't want to minimize what I have done, but when I go out there are people who will flirt with me, but normally I am very good at maintaining boundaries).
BS first wanted me to move out and didn't want to talk to me. But in the meantime we have met four time. The first two times were pretty heavy. BS was angry (understandable of course), sad and everything in between. BS was very harsh to me and told me I was a psychopath. Of course I understand that they were filled with anger. BS doubted everything about me and that I could lie so good. BS is also very angry that I, BS and AP met occasionally while the affair was happening.
AP and I cut off contact immediately.
I showed BS the mail I send to the psychologist that I made an appointment before it came out, but I don't think that it made any difference (understandable again).
The third time we met, we talked about the situation and how this could have happened. I had a meeting with the psychologist the day before and told BS about our conversation. I told BS about our sex life that was rather dead (I tried to work and discuss it several times before, but nothing changed), I told BS about our future perspective and that I was the one who always had to initiate talking about buying a home together (I lived in an appartment BS bought) and lastly our communication pattern. BS bottles a lot up and when BS finally says what bothers them, it comes out rather harsh. Because of that, I am hurt and it makes it difficult for BS to discuss something again.
We have met yesterday again. I was there for like nine hours. We discussed the situation again. BS had some questions and I answered them truthfully. BS says that I deal very well with the situation and that they see that I do my best. BS said that they feel 50/50 about our relationship. BS said that they don't know if they sees a future with me. BS says that I had the right reaction to see my psychologist again. BS, unfortunately, doesn't want to do counseling. BS says that they can block what happened sometimes, because the pain is too much. Other times BS let the pain come. BS said they miss me and still love me. I asked if I have to move within a certain period. BS said 'no'. I asked if they want me to move away and BS said 'I think it is better that you do.'
After the serious talk, we watched two episodes of a series and played some boardgames. I told BS that if they want me to go away or if it is too much, they need to tell me. But BS said that it was a fun day. I told BS that I am scared that we would rug sweep to much and don't talk about the elephant in the room. I also told BS that I am aware that BS can decide anytime not to talk to me again and that I know that one good day doesn't make everything right. BS said that they can see that I know that. I asked BS if they want to work on our relationship together, but I think this question was too early because BS deflected this question. I said I want to do everything in my power to make it work and even want to go to couple counseling.
When I left, BS gave me a big hug and we cried a lot together. They said 'maybe we can meet again this week.' BS asked me if I got home safe.
I really don't know where to go from here. I have hope that we can work on this together, but it is such a rollercoaster that I caused. Do you have any advice for me? Do I approach this the right way or not? Thank you so much in advance!
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2024.05.14 13:15 throwawaylmao_57 Something weird happened and I'm seriously stressed.

Quick background info, Today my (16F) non blood related uncle (45M) came back from his month long trip from overseas. He came straight to our house to surprise our family. He's been like a father figure for the past 6-7 years, Dad isn't in the picture. Anyway, After sitting around for a while I had convinced him to let me drive his car, I do not have my licence and he agreed on the grounds that my mum agreed and he taught me first. I agreed happily andy mum and sister stayed at home while he drove me just around the block to teach me. Cue the problem, He went half way around the block before pulling over in a street where their was basically no houses that had view of that specific street, and started telling me about the side view mirrors and the adjustment of the seat etc. then without pause he looked over at me and said to 'sit in his lap' so I could 'practise the brakes, acceleration and the stick thing' (sorry, forgot what it's called.) I basically said "oh no, I wouldn't be able to fit, It would be too tight". I was trying not to sound rude (because I honestly thought this was intentions were pure) and he started being insistant and pushy about it, So I just agreed. Mind you, It was 8:30 on a school night so it was dead quiet, dark and I was alone with him. I walked around to his side of the car and tried and as I said, my leg wouldn't fit. I'm not overweight or anything just big thighs, so I stepped away and said "I'm not gonna fit" so he told me to just stand there and I stood there for the next FIVE MINUTES watching him (try to) adjust his seat just so I could sit in his lap. And after about another give minutes of failing he did something (I forgot) and said "Okay, sit now." And I did, My left led still didn't fit until MADE it fit. I sat awkwardly and he said "okay turn the car on" and I fully said nope. I opened the door and stepped out on his lap and the car. I said "yeah, I can't do that it hurts my leg so much" he just nodded and I shut his car door and walked back over to th passenger side and sat back it. The rest of the drive was a little awkward before he finally pulled back I'm front of the house and we actually swapped seats this time, He made me turn on the car, the lights, brakes etc and before he called my mum to unlock the door he looks at me and said "your not mad about sitting in my lap are you?" I said no awkwardly and he said "well your mom would be. Are you gonna tell her? Don't tell her."
So now I'm at home, he's been home for 40 or so now. (He left at 8:30 and it's 9:11 now) I just wanna know, Should I tell my mum? Should I do something? I'm scared of telling her. She's fairly religious and a common brown mother. But I'm scared for my 11 year old sister, Thought he's almost NEVER alone with her. I feel a little sick when I even think about telling my mum, I'm just scared. What should I do?
Sorry for any mistakes in spelling or grammar I'm just writing it rushed. If something seems odd please don't hesitate to ask!
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2024.05.14 13:13 _gschaftlhuaba No, you are NOT entitled to bring your kid.

Sorry for any mistakes, english isn't my first language.
So I, 28F, treated myself to some physical (electric) muscle therapy sessions to reduce my neck tensions and pain, plus other ailments. I work retail for 13+ years, which is why i desperately want and also need them. The therapist does a great job, so of course I also use them to decompress after a long, stressful day.
There's 2 cabins where 1 patient each is treated at the same time, seperated by a curtain.
Well, guess what.
When I arrived to my appointment yesterday, there's this woman, with a literal NEWBORN in a carrier. Of course she took it with her to the cabinet, as if it's the most normal thing in the world to do.
Maybe she assumed it would be quiet, but plot twist, IT WAS NOT.
"Ohh, maybe she's hungry, haha I'm so sorry", she said when it started squealing like it was being stabbed. It hurt my ears despite my headphones.
Lady, I don't give a shit. And you're not truly sorry. I pay a lot of my hard earned money for these sessions. If you can afford those too, you can as well afford a fucking sitter.
And no, I didn't stay quiet. I told the therapist that "I'm sorry, but I can't stay physically relaxed (which is essential for this therapy to work) with the screaming, maybe we should pause until baby feels better?".
The mom scoffed. And you guys, my therapist, she just.. understood lol. She asked the mom to please step outside and feed the baby, and come back after it calmed down.
Well, sadly it didn't. When I Ieft 20mins later, she was still outside the door, trying to make it work.
If looks could kill - I'd be pulverized by how she glared at me. 🤣.
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2024.05.14 13:09 ScribbleSnakee Any help finding an MP3? :)

Forgive me if i'm uneducated in this department, so please explain things like i'm in 3rd grade when it comes to stuff like this haha.
I'm looking for something pretty basic, my main concerns are as follows: - Easy to use (ui wise and transferring files) - Cheap(er) - Reliable - Ability to create playlists - Decent storage (nothing crazy)
I don't care about being able to access streaming apps or bluetooth, and I prefer second hand :D
I used to have a player that fit all this, it was the SanDisk clipjam (8gb). I would totally get one again, i'm seeing them retail at about $35. I don't mind that, but I figure i'd come here and ask if there's something better for me since you guys know this territory much better.
I was also thinking about trying my luck out at pawn/thrift shops, but I wouldn't know how to start looking there...
Any help is appreciated :)
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2024.05.14 13:07 TreadmillTreats Reinventing yourself

Reinventing yourself
So if you know me or follow me you know my story. I am far from shy about telling it as I hope it helps others. I was a drug addict and back in the day, I used to drink and get high with a good friend from high school.
We lost touch after high school, fast forward 35 years, and we both have had lots of hard times. We reconnected through Facebook.We started talking about our missing years. She told me she also fell deep into drug addiction but way farther than I did. She fell so far as to do unspeakable things for drugs, and she will be quick to tell you her story. After quite a few times of trying to get clean and relapsing. After losing her parents, getting cancer and taking care of her significant other through her cancer, and then having to bury her. After her struggles with food that replaced her drug addiction, she has come to a place of peace.
She is an amazing artist, and this weekend, she finally had her first gallery opening showcasing her art. Something she had let go of through her addiction. This is a full circle moment for her, and I couldn't be prouder.
I know from hours of speaking to her how much it took her to get here. To overcome her addiction to drugs and then to food. To work on her inner self to let go and learn to forgive herself and then others. To learn boundaries that keep her on this path. To come to a place that is hers with no apology for who she is or what she's done because she already made amends with everyone and everything.
This is a victory for her, but it is also for others to see that change is possible. You can hit rock bottom, and you can lose everything, but you can also pull yourself back up. You can fight your demons, and you can win. You can overcome any obstacle if you truly want it bad enough and are willing to put the hard work in it to achieve it .
So today, my friends, this is not just about the reinvention of my friend Hassina. This is about the possibility of reinvention for anyone out there listening. You can do it. If we did it, you could too. All you have to do is want to be the change you want to see. Please check out her art sinas_fine_art
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2024.05.14 12:33 Wirmaple73 I need clarification on why this simple equation has seemingly no real solutions

Good day everyone, I apologize if this question is too naïve, but I need some kind soul to help me break it down.
Here's the equation in question: sqrt(4x^2 - 2) / 2 = 0
At first glance, it appears to be a basic equation which can be simplified to: 4x^2 - 2 = 0 .
By solving the result equation algebraically with the quadratic formula, one can find 2 real solutions: ±sqrt(2) / 2.
Finally, we can put both solutions into the original equation - and both yield true results, and the equation is seemingly solved.
However, I've doubled-checked the equation and surprisingly, Google tells me that "The input is a contradiction: it has no solutions". Moreover, the graph plotted by Google shows that there's no intersection point with the x axis, even though both solutions (±sqrt(2) / 2) work algebraically! I've even checked Desmos graphing calculator and it implies the same thing, no real solutions (for those familiar with floating point numbers: I don't think if floats are the culprit here).
Here's a screenshot (please forgive the low image quality):
https://preview.redd.it/tipui9aqdd0d1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=011c293f2cc9eef4d3580c9994207a67f7b1137d
Furthermore, I calculated the domain of this equation and it turns out both solutions are perfectly valid.
In order to make sure, I told my math teacher about it and he said that the above solutions are indeed correct and that the graphing calculators are being wrong here.
So, what's the real answer? I'd be glad if someone can enlighten me. Thanks!
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2024.05.14 12:25 TheTimeWillPass_13 Should I break up with my bf?

I (F) love my current boyfriend, we have been dating for about 6-7 months. Earlier in our relationship we made plans for our future, but over time, I don't think we'll be able to meet those plans. And I've seen some guys that I think would be a better "fit" for me. I’m gonna do a "Reasons" list, Imk what you think. • Also he's not funny, and humor is a #1 priority for me 1. He doesn't speak English as a first language: It can be quite difficult for me to communicate with him due to his kind of poor English, and his family doesn't speak English at all. I don't think our families would communicate well. He also has trouble understanding my point in things 2. He's made the same mistakes over and over again: If he knows I won't like something, he does it, then tells me LATER, either if I found out or he accidentally tells me. An example is when I first met him he said that I was the first girl he's ever truly loved, and that he didn't LOVE anyone before me. Then 6 months later, recently, I saw his old messages with a friend from a few months before we started dating and basically, he said that he was in love with a girl, wanted her "so bad", wanted her to "be his so bad" and said he got teary eyed when his friend gave him advice for her. This REALLY hurt my feelings, as he lied to me and hid that from me for however long. So yeah there's that. And there's also other things. He just apologizes, says he'll fix it, but then doesn't. 3. I honestly don't find him that attractive: I know this sounds mean, but honestly... I've lost my attraction for him. He's just not my type 4. We have an age gap: It's not big, but at our ages it IS a big deal. I really don't think it would work out 5. I have my eyes on another guy. I've been considering breaking up with him for a while. And for the past week l've talked to this guy (in class only), he's funny, cute, smart, tall, and we have a similar childhood & background & our families speak the same language so there's no language barrier. I have imagined being with him instead and it makes me feel so guilty. 6. I really don't think it would work out. Not in really any aspect. Our families don't speak the same language, we come from different backgrounds (saying it may be harder for our families to bond and "understand" each other), I'm not that attracted to him, our age gap, and everything else mentioned above including other unmentioned things. Why I don't wanna break up with him: He is really sweet. I can see he WANTS to be the best boyfriend for me, but he just can't. He loves me a lot and cries a lot abt me when we argue or etc. I care abt him and don't wanna hurt him. He does try his best, and he still does make me happy sometimes, but he makes me sad too. Sorry for talking so much, it's just a big topic for me. I really do want to break up. I just don't wanna hurt him or regret it. Please Imk your thoughts asap.
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2024.05.14 12:23 MOOSEGRA Girlfriend kissed someone when we just got together, I found out by going on her phone. How can i learn to trust her again?

TL;DR tl;dr Girlfriend kissed someone when we just got together, I found out by going on her phone. How can i learn to trust her again? Its making me feel insecure and mental but I want to move on. I think she genuinely fucked up. But part of me cant see past her having fun and enjoying it. Its crippling me. Reasoning in full text but I want to move on.
I started seeing this girl in october, in december we’d been dating weekly, she went on a works night out.
Her behaviour on text was weird that night and I suspected she’d done something. For the next few months I was very insecure and quizzed her on this a few times a month, causing problems and arguments, gave her plenty of opportunity to admit something had gone on.
I was so insecure as she was starting to push away due to me constantly going on at her, i checked her phone. I shouldn’t have but I did. And it turned out she had kissed a coworker. This has obviously made me feel very very insecure as she had denied it for so long and had so many opportunities to admit she’d done this. And would she have even told me had I not sneaked around and checked her phone?
She said it’s because it was the beginning of us getting together and my ex was still trying to make contact. Would this cause women / people to feel insecure even though I told her at every opportunity my ex texted me and told her it was nothing to worry about? Is that a valid reason to go behind my back when we were clearly exclusive and I’d told her this was all I wanted, for her to kiss a guy from work?
She said he came onto her and then they said they shouldn’t. She knew this person it wasn’t random. However claims she doesn’t speak to him anymore. She wouldn’t block on instagram which is where they spoke to him when I’d shown insecurity, and noticed she was deleting messages from him. She says she hasn’t spoke to him on there since the morning after that night.
I kicked off the day after this happened, when i said she had acted strangely, not knowing she had kissed him but suspected it back in december. And i think this solidified that i was serious about her, she apologised and this was the first time I’d really shown i cared and been really emotional. To the point she introduced me to her parents the next week and showed genuine sorrow. We then spent 2 weeks together, still not knowing she had done this and it was the longest we’d spent together to date. And thats when it was serious,she told me how much she wanted this and how this was what she wanted, all she wanted. I think thats when she realised.
I understand people make mistakes drunk but can I forgive her? She says she won’t do it again, do you think it was to do with my Ex or did she want to do this for my attention, or just because she wanted attention from someone else? I can’t stop thinking about her being on nights out and further hiding things from me as she kept this from me for around 3 months til i checked her phone. Its less about the kiss but about her lying to me. She says its because she didn’t want to hurt me, thats understandable but can I trust her or should I trust her again?
Is if a valid reason that she thought my ex would crop up over christmas (a week after this happened) after texting me all the time, and that she thought i’d go back to her. Or is it a shit excuse
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2024.05.14 12:20 moustachelechon Help solve a mystery for a newby player?

Hi everyone,
this is my first time ever playing FNV and I haven’t played video games really much outside of this beyond Minecraft and some FPS so please forgive me if I lack knowledge. My partner convinced me to give it a try and I love it, I’ve gotten very addicted to looting and selling. Don’t worry about spoilers, I don’t mind and already have a bunch.
I’ve watched my partner play some and decided I wanted to try killing all of the legion on my first go after I saw what they did to Nipton (also I’m a woman so there’s some bias there).
When I got to Nipton, I killed all of the legion there and then decided I wanted to do some farming for loot and exp in the mountains (hills?) off to the side of Nipton. There, I encountered some raiders (vipers or jackals) and started fighting them near the abandoned trucks.
Suddenly, this huge explosion went off, bigger than anything I’d seen in the game so far! It was pretty far from me (I was moving around a lot so I figure they probably just missed because of that) but it still crippled both my legs and gave me rads. It even had a small mushroom cloud.
I killed the raiders near me and checked their inventory, found nothing that seemed to be able to cause such an explosion. I checked the mountains but found no further signs of human enemies. I told my partner about it and he said it sounded like a mini nuke. I looked at the smallest mini nuke animations for the game and it looked like what I saw.
But here comes the mystery: What the heck was I fighting at this level and in this area that could launch a mini nuke, how did it disappear, and why didn’t it just kill me with another one?
I don’t know why I care so much to find out but I can’t stop wondering and am unable to find an answer online. Thanks in advance to anyone for their input.
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2024.05.14 12:18 MagicalMusical1 Snow White vs Snow White Debunk

Snow White vs Snow White Debunk
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Hey everyone, MuscialMagical-1 here. I’ve been noticing a lot of debunks recently, so that must mean that they’re really popular and that I should make one as well. And luckily for me, there’s some idiot named MagicalMusical1 who just so happened to make what I consider the WORST matchup ever, so I’m going to absolutely debunk it now.
I’ve wanted to do this for a while, since my original post on the matchup was when I was just starting out writing connections. It’s still my number one favorite matchup of all time, and I’m not going to stop pushing for it, so let’s run this back again.
Didn’t ask. Moving on.
Note: SINoALICE lore is confusing and there’s just straight up multiple different versions of Snow White. I’m getting all my information from what I believe is the main incarnation of the character (Character Descriptions of the original classes, and the Main Story of SINoALICE Though even in the main story there’s like three different versions of Snow White in the lore but shhhhh) Also, there’s going to be a lot of yapping, so take caution
Why are you debunking yourself not even a minute into your connections list. Are you stupid? Also, I am absolutely prepared to yap back, so you’re the one who should be taking caution
Core Theme: Two similarly named characters who fight for justice by taking down those who are evil after the loss of those close to them. As their journeys progress, both will struggle with being their ideal selves, and be filled with self-doubt. However, there’s a very notable contrast with their paths of justice and how they handle their flaws.
You’re already putting these connections on your connections list anyways, so I don’t have to debunk this part at all
Two major characters in series that are darker takes of their respective genres (Magical Girls/Fairy Tales) with the two taking direct inspiration from those older media (MGRP Snow White’s design is based on classic magical girl outfits/SoA Snow White is literally a stand in for the Snow White in the original fairy tale)
First connection in and there’s already so much wrong here. First of all, Magical Girls and Fairy Tales are not similar in the slightest. Second of all, bro have you seen magical girl and fairy tale shit dude. This weird girl named Minky Mono literally gets hit by a truck and in the original Snow White, The Prince literally orders the Queen to wear a pair of red-hot iron slippers and to dance in them until she drops dead. Those both are so much darker than whatever you’re trying to say here. And lastly (Yes I’m still not done yet), comparing clothing to in your words “literally a stand in for the Snow White in the original fairy tale” What an absolutely comparable connection
They were initially naive, believing in the good in others despite the many times they’ve been proven wrong (MGRP Snow White believed that magical girls were pure, righteous champions of justice, even as the death game was ongoing and after she’d been attacked multiple times by other magical girls/SoA Snow White didn’t recognize the seven dwarves treating her like a slave, and even after her mother tried to kill her, she still wanted to forgive her)
This one isn’t too bad, since at the very least you’re comparing people that tried to kill both, but then you decided to put slavery into this one, really?
However, their breaking point would come after the deaths of those they were close to (La Pucelle and Hardgore Alice/The Prince). Both would blame themselves for these incidents (MGRP Snow White would believe that she was useless as she didn’t take any action that could’ve prevented these incidents/SoA Snow White would blame herself for letting the death of her prince occur, exclaiming that she’ll never forgive what happened)
Okay and now we’re back to the bad stuff. See, MagicalMusical1 uses “those they were close to” to hide how incomparable these people are. The Prince is literally her lover and husband, while La Pucelle and Hardgore Alice are just her friends.
From there, both would swear to use their strong senses of justice to never let these events happen ever again, deciding to go out and defeat those who are evil to make the world a better place (MGRP Snow White taking it upon herself to capture rogue magical girls/SoA Snow White swearing to punish all evil and enforce justice).
Erm, actually one is only fighting a certain type of person while the other is punishing all evil. This isn’t comparable in the slightest
Their personalities shift into stoic fighters who are ruthless to their enemies, yet still kind to those they consider allies.
Generic as fuck.
While we would never directly see these characters administer their justice (It is only stated that MGRP Snow White was able to capture around 30 rogue magical girls/It’s implied that SoA Snow White ruled over her nation as an good enforcer of justice and changed some endings of stories for the better), we will see their paths changing as they go on a journey for another person important to them. (MGRP Snow White goes around trying to look for any clues regarding the whereabouts of Ripple/SoA Snow White goes around killing nightmares in order to revive her authors, The Grimm Brothers)
Firstly, MagicalMusical I know that you don’t actually have the evidence that SoA Snow White ruled her nation as a good enforcer of justice and only are getting that from her TV Tropes page. Secondly, bro why are you doing the “person important to them” shit again. The Grimm Brothers are literally SoA Snow Whites’ creators while Ripple is just MGRP Snow White’s friend.
On these new paths, they try to hold on to their ideals, but over time, their flaws become apparent, and they begin to doubt themselves. (MGRP Snow White continues to get roped up into deadly situations but unable to save everyone like she wants to, causing her to not believe herself to be deserving of her title of Magical Girl HunteSoA Snow White begins to doubt her justice as she continues the immoral path of killing sentient and potentially innocent beings in order to achieve her goal, with the voices of those she killed haunting her)
Ah yes, one is regretting not saving enough people while the other is regretting killing. I can absolutely see the connection there (Breaking character for a moment, holy shit that’s actually another badass contrast this matchup has now that I think about it.)
Extra connections that aren’t really about major story beats/are kinda a stretch thanks to the aforementioned multiple different versions of SoA Snow White in the main story, but still interesting to note the coincidental similarities these two share:
Again, please stop debunking yourself in your own connections list please. And these aren’t even safe either.
Both deal with manipulative mascot-type characters that try to drive both, and other characters like them to kill each other. (Fav, manipulating the events of Unmarked to turn it into a magical girl death exam/Parrah and Noya, who force the cast kill each other, most notably in Act of Elimination)
Parrah and Noya are puppets, please tell me where the “mascot-type” comes from.
While initially put off by these characters at first, both would eventually have a friendship with an Alice in Wonderland inspired character with a darker color scheme and a theme of obsession (Hardgore Alice, who is very focused on being with Snow White and protecting heAlice, who has a theme of bondage and feels heavily attached to her author)
Okay, not only are these characters obsessed with two different people, but one’s named Alice and the other is named Hardgore Alice. Completely incomparable.
Both are noted to be very beautiful (Magical Girls in MGRP are described to be “too beautiful to be human”/SoA Snow White, similarly to the story she’s based on, has incredible beauty that mesmerized everyone in her country)
Bro this connection is so generic that I literally cannot find anything to debunk about it.
Both would eventually be reunited with the person they were looking for, only for an unforeseen event to occur that caused them to lose said important person once again and cause the two to be broken once again (MGRP Snow White would be able to find Ripple, but in her mind control we state, Ripple would kill someone and run away once the mind control wore off, leaving MGRP Snow White to feel helpless and lose hope for a moment/SoA Snow White eventually revives her author in Act of Authors, only for Henrietta Dorothea Wild to be revived instead, and after Snow White killed her, her justice was put into question, leading to herself falling into despair)
Okay, I already said how the important people here aren’t comparable so I'll just say that MGRP Snow White’s friend is killing someone while SoA Snow White is the one doing the killing.
In different points in their stories, both get involved with deadly mobile games with the same name as their series. (The death exam that MGRP Snow White would be involved with would begin due to the Magical Girl Raising Project mobile game/Act of SINoALICE takes place in the real world, with the characters having to deal with nightmares that spawned due to the in-universe SINoALICE mobile game)
The death exam happens in the beginning of MGRP Snow White’s story while Act of SINoALICE happens near the end of SoA Snow White’s story.
Unsure about this one yet as MGRP: Red isn’t translated yet, but from what I’ve heard, both would battle, and lose, to another version of themselves who has less qualms with killing (Homunculus Snow White/Reality Snow White)
I’m skipping this one too as I haven’t read MGRP: Red either. It’s probably wrong tho.
Both have a connection to Batman of all characters (MGRP Snow White has been called the Batman of Magical Girls by the fanbase due to her backstory and the fact that she has a supercomputer assistant mascot/SINoALICE did a collab with DC Comics, with Snow White getting a class where she dressed as Batman) (Yeah this is a huge stretch, but the fact that you can make this stretch at all is the funniest thing ever)
Both are the fan-favorite characters of their respective series, even placing first on official popularity polls.
Oh yeah they have the same name.
Damn all three of these connections are actually solid (especially the Batman one) I have nothing to say here
Contrasts:
What? These aren’t connections. I don’t have anything to say here because the only thing that really matters are connections.
So that’s all for the connections, but the potential is bad as well. There’s literally no reason why MGRP Snow White wouldn’t just ignore SoA Snow White, and I don’t see why SoA Snow White would care about MGRP Snow White since she didn’t really care about Reality Snow White in Act of Elimination.
And the fight potential reeks as well, you’re taking SoA Snow White, a character with swords, bows, polearms, hammers, orbs, instruments, books, staffs, literal nightmares, against someone with only one weapon and then MagicalMusical1 then tries to say that Half-Nightmare Snow White will be used in the fight when that’s never happened in the main story of SINoALICE.
Debate:
I’m skipping this. I literally do now know what MagicalMusical1 is yapping about here.
So in conclusion, aside from debatability this matchup literally appeals to me on all fronts. A combination of good and funny connections, coupled with an amazing contrast. Interesting dynamics in both the fight and interactions. The potential for a very emotional story. And it uses obscure series and characters, one of whom is my favorite fictional character of all time and the other is also a strong contender. Yeah in my opinion this matchup is peak.
Nah bro, in conclusion this matchup sucks. It has bad connections, bad potential, and I forgot to say anything about the story but that probably sucks as well. And you’re using two obscure characters that will never be on Death Battle in the first place, so why even bother? So no, this matchup isn’t peak at all.
Besides, both have better anyways with Snow White vs Madoka Kaname and Snow White vs Kafka Hibano
…What the fuck did I just write?
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2024.05.14 12:15 Wildeply2960 My proposed ending to Beyond The Spider-Verse.

I was reflecting about the themes of the first two movies, and I wondered what the third one's theme could be.
If the first movie's theme was about "Anyone can wear the mask,
And the second film's theme was the question, "Can my individuality co-exist with the demands of the mask?"
The answer could be the theme of the third film, "Yes, and if the demands of the mask don't fit you, then make your own demands. I wear the mask. The mask doesn't wear me."
Here's how I feel like the ending of "Beyond" could be, with Rio and Jeff knowing his secret identity by now:
(Voice over)
"My name is Miles Morales, I was bitten by a radioactive spider. I am New York's one and only Spider-Man. I was once told that it meant letting those closest to me get hurt. However, I think the opposite is true. Spider-Man doesn't have to be a curse. It doesn't have to be a burden. If you need sleep, then sleep. (Show Miles having fallen asleep in his costume). "Let others take the weight off you." (Show Jeff as a cop running to his police car, showing that Spidey can take a night off). If you need a break. Take a break. (Show Miles and Gwen together). It's okay. The city won't fall apart. Spend time with those you love. (Show Rio, Jeff, Gwen, and Miles on the couch together). "You see, being Spider-Man means a lot to me." (Show him swinging through the city). "But so does being Miles Morales." (Show Miles reconnecting with the other neighborhood kids from the start of the first movie). You can do both. You CAN have your cake and eat it too. (Show Miles presenting Jeff with another cake saying, "I'm proud of you, Dad. I love you"). What good is being Spider-Man if you can't share it with the people you love? (Show Rio and Jeff watching Miles leap off the roof as Spider-Man, and they both yell, "Hey, be careful!!")
(Show Miles yelling faintly through the mask, "I always am!")
Rio and Jeff as they stare at Miles swinging into the sunset sky. Rio leans her head on Jeff.
Rio, "You think he'll be okay?"
Jeff- "Yeah. We did a good job raising him."
(As Miles swings into the city, he sees Spider-Gwen swinging with him).
They're shown swinging farther and farther away into the sun, as Miles narrates:
"I think the other Spider-people made the mistake of thinking they had to suffer. That it somehow made them into better heroes. But Peter didn't become Spider-Man because his Uncle Ben died. He became Spider-Man because of what his Uncle Ben taught him, and I didn't become Spider-Man because I watched Uncle Aaron die. I became Spider-Man because of what he taught me when he was alive. Just keep fighting. You're the best of all of us. Just keep going. And I always will.
Oh and Uncle Aaron, that girl I told you about?
It worked out."
(End of Beyond)
Something similar would be the ultimate mic drop.
I suppose I could include what happens to Hobie and the gang, but since I haven't actually seen Beyond, I really can only guestimate the following things:
1.) Jeff and Rio will find out Miles' secret identity.
2.) Miles and Gwen get together.
3.) Somehow Miles has made peace with his Earth-42 version prior to this.
4.) Miles adopted Gwen's mentality of "finding their own band."
5.) My theory is that Miguel will realize he was wrong about his calculations and eventually apologize to Miles. It'd take Miles a moment to forgive him, but he'd ultimately accept the apology--even if not becoming friends with the guy. Miles would say something like, "We're cool. Give you advice though? You need to get some help, man. Some serious help."
(That would be the end of their interaction)
6.) Not sure where Jessica Drew ends up. She's the biggest mystery to me.
7.) Miguel would get some kind of chastising from Rio. Not sure how, but Rio would go OFF on him. Especially if Miguel tracks Miles down, fights him, and his secret identity gets revealed by accident. In some way, Rio would cuss this dude out in Spanish, likely after Miles and Miguel make peace with each other.
8.) How Dark Miles and Spot get involved will be a mystery.
9.) Spot will die by getting stuck in some sort of eternal loop. He would basically keep falling into an infinite number of holes and not be able to stop it.
10.) Rio and Jeff accept Miles' secret identity. Jeff would be like, "So you're the one who gave me the advice ----whaaa?"
11.) Near the movie's end, Rio would make an offhand comment about having contacted Vision school administration to complain about the guidance counselor profiling their son. "Poor immigrant family."
These are my theories for how this movie will end. Thoughts? Additions?
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2024.05.14 12:10 JimmymfPop What work to do now ?

Here is a little prose poem I wrote for myself, wanted to show it to you, what do you feel ? :
What work to do now ? Messages have been sent, they have been heard and they are prayed on.
I have not attained anything but new questions and they need answer. Stay humble, discerning, loving and armed against evil.
I am of the world and I will stay of this world. From dust we go to dust. Nothing is ever-lasting in the world and God's intelligence is ineffable.
I am but a mortal that has his mind renewed in God's Word. Rejoice, for there are many like me, and many closer to God.
I will go back to my house, and I will sin. Lord forgive me for things I do not understand.
Let us be tools of your mercy and let you work your justice.
I must pray, confess, contemplate and give alms to the needy.
I must follow what I was meant to do here on earth. I must paint the angels, sing their songs, write their stories and shape something good in the clay of this world.
Contemplate enough, it will not move mountains. Move what you can, and strive for the mountains. Live your journey, be a simple and humble pilgrim. This is where you will find God.
I have many tasks piled up, I must attend to them.
There are many to love, and only one to love.
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2024.05.14 12:04 Instability-Angel012 Is Filipino unconstitutional?

Forgive me for my use of the flair if ever it is wrong. I was watching someone explain the Austronesian alignment (as I want to explain it more effectively to my foreign friends and returning members of the Filipino diaspora) and somehow there are a ton of Bisaya people in the comments triggered by the fact that the video said that Tagalog is the most widely spoken language in the Philippines (the top comment even said it was a dialect lol) and said that Bisaya, in fact, is the most spoken because it is spoken in the Visayas and Mindanao areas (with Bisaya, I presume they mean Cebuano?).
One brought up the 1987 Constitution and went to say that Filipino in its current state is, in fact, unconstitutional since it is "not made up of different Philippine languages" and "closely resembles Tagalog rather than a collective of Philippine languages" to the extent that Tagalog and Filipino are still confused with each other, which would not exist if Filipino is somehow a separate language. Is this really a valid case to be made against Filipino? And if so, should we change our language policy?
I know these are just Cebuano speakers trying to insert themselves into everything, but still. As a Bikolano, I believe we are neutral in the Tagalog-Bisaya rivalry (we just minding our own business here), so please spare me any hate 😭
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2024.05.14 11:54 Odd-Camel3801 It’s been 3 years Daddy…

It’s been 3 years Daddy…
I really really miss you, Mommy says you went to the store to get milk, anyways I'm failing all my classes and Mommy hits me very frequently and she changed my name to Tickle Tipson, anyways Daddy I forgive you for abusing me Please come back…😭
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