Bhai se gand marwai
bhai ye batao ki agar next year improvement do ge to jab JEE'25 form fill karoge tab passed ya appearing fill karo ge? bcz 75% se kam hai %age iss board exam me
2024.05.14 20:21 Brave-Durian2489 bhai ye batao ki agar next year improvement do ge to jab JEE'25 form fill karoge tab passed ya appearing fill karo ge? bcz 75% se kam hai %age iss board exam me
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2024.05.14 20:17 Orochimarux9 ADVICE From a Delhite:
FIRSTLY( ppl from other states)GAALI MATT DO BHAI HAMARI KYA GALTI HAI NTA KO DO GAALI
SECONDLY(Delhi ppl) bhai you can look at this from 2sides - ek taraf 10 din aur drag karke marke padhna hoga ( to the people like me who had legit studied hard asf and studied everything) it’s annoying for us because we wanted to get it over with but now THE OTHER SIDE‼️‼️ - EVERYONE ELSE will start their physics revision tomorrow thak haarke shaam ko marte marte, y’all can start it this very moment!! You have an advantage not only for chem / english / GT but also for physics!! Start revising- 24hrs se bhi zyada hai paper 3 baje hai parso bhai kardo sab kuch then after that 10 DAYS EXTRA- IT IS A LOT, I’ve done all syllabus and to the people who actually studied it’s a golden opportunity, cover any topic that was left, do mocks, questions and ace it. Lesssgoooo look at the greener side of the grass , stay motivated fellow Delhiites 🔥🔥🔥 Baaki sab other states waalo ko bhi best of luck
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SECONDLY(Delhi ppl) bhai you can look at this from 2sides - ek taraf 10 din aur drag karke marke padhna hoga ( to the people like me who had legit studied hard asf and studied everything) it’s annoying for us because we wanted to get it over with but now THE OTHER SIDE‼️‼️ - EVERYONE ELSE will start their physics revision tomorrow thak haarke shaam ko marte marte, y’all can start it this very moment!! You have an advantage not only for chem / english / GT but also for physics!! Start revising- 24hrs se bhi zyada hai paper 3 baje hai parso bhai kardo sab kuch then after that 10 DAYS EXTRA- IT IS A LOT, I’ve done all syllabus and to the people who actually studied it’s a golden opportunity, cover any topic that was left, do mocks, questions and ace it. Lesssgoooo look at the greener side of the grass , stay motivated fellow Delhiites 🔥🔥🔥 Baaki sab other states waalo ko bhi best of luck
2024.05.14 20:09 bahidalla Two uncles started fighting and almost kissed? Lol
This happened today while I was going back home and was at bus stop. Waiting for my uber. While I was waiting two uncles jo gutka mu mein rakhe hue the. Started fighting for politics maybe. But one uncle said "Tum jaise logo ke vajah se desh tsraki nahi kar pa raha" and then he looked and me and said " Sai kaha raha ho na bhai sahab". Uncle mereko land farak nahi padta mere se kyu puch rahe ho. So I replied "Pata nahi, kya pata, ho sakta hai" in an awkward way. Then other uncle started shouting "Tumse bade desh ke dushman hai kon, Tum batao bahi sahab hai ki nahi" Are bhai Iss equation mein mein kaise aa ja raha hoon baar baar.
So I said "Pata nahi, Sayad"
Then he turned to the other guy and touched his shoulder and said "Bahi sahab tum hamare bhai bandu ho, samaj rahe ho kya kaha raha hoon". Are uncle jiss tarike se app itne pass ake bol rahe sab galat hi samaj rahe hai aur kuch nahi.
Then other uncle come closer to the uncle said "Bilkul bhaiji sab samaj raha hoon, hai ki nahi" brooooo unke lips itne pass the ki my heart skipped a beat. Mereko laga yeh kiss kar hi denge. "Bass Pyaar muhambat bato aur kya" " Bilkul bhai sahab". Then they hugged.
Then first uncle looked at me and touched my shoulder and said "sahi kaha raha hoon ki nahi bhai sahab". Bro mereko bhi kiss kar dete vo uncle to mein thoda piche hata and said " Bilkul Bilkul bhai sahab vo dekho meri gadi aa gayi mode me chalo ram ram". Then I ran away.
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So I said "Pata nahi, Sayad"
Then he turned to the other guy and touched his shoulder and said "Bahi sahab tum hamare bhai bandu ho, samaj rahe ho kya kaha raha hoon". Are uncle jiss tarike se app itne pass ake bol rahe sab galat hi samaj rahe hai aur kuch nahi.
Then other uncle come closer to the uncle said "Bilkul bhaiji sab samaj raha hoon, hai ki nahi" brooooo unke lips itne pass the ki my heart skipped a beat. Mereko laga yeh kiss kar hi denge. "Bass Pyaar muhambat bato aur kya" " Bilkul bhai sahab". Then they hugged.
Then first uncle looked at me and touched my shoulder and said "sahi kaha raha hoon ki nahi bhai sahab". Bro mereko bhi kiss kar dete vo uncle to mein thoda piche hata and said " Bilkul Bilkul bhai sahab vo dekho meri gadi aa gayi mode me chalo ram ram". Then I ran away.
2024.05.14 19:51 LegitLegillimens FROM A DELHIITE:
TO ALL THOSE SAYING KI DELHI WALO KE MAZE AA GYE, HUMARA BHI POSTPONE KAR DOO::: bruh, fuck up ho rkha hai, jo bande boards se padhte hue aa rhe the exhaust ho chuke hain, ab 29 tak le ke jana bhai dimaag ki maa behen ho rkhi hai, and and: delhi ka jo paper aayega 90% chance hai ki voh difficult hoga, so there is no advantage. bruh fuck NTA big time, saale behen ke lode gaandu bsdk
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2024.05.14 19:46 Limp_Cat1030 Rant
I don't understand wtf is going or nta chup kyu he ...itni shaanti kyu he nta ki taraf se?Kal exam hai bhai Kisi ka toh 10 baje se hai lekin abhi tak admit card access nhi ho pa rahe he what kind of management is this?? next about delhi postponed and aab normalisation hoga Bro fuck NTA 13 lakh bacho ke saath khel rahe he mc Guys me toh Beth ke padh leta hu kabhi bhi kuch bhi ho sakta he
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2024.05.14 19:42 Artrisk_1 Kitne bhi memes Bane banda apne teaching career ko side me karke sachme help karna chahta he
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2024.05.14 19:38 YogurtclosetOk5280 Hi guys double dropper story who failed....
So I gave my 12 boards in year 2022, scored decent percentage(86%) CBSE board so like every other aspirant I thinked let's take drop for 1 year... When I gave jee with 12 I scored around 50 percentile(was not taking any coaching or any sorts of tution,na hi 11 12 mai koi tuition lo boards ke liye yt se padhta tha sirf) so when I write exam after one year of drop I scored 62 percentile in my first attempt aur second attempt mai 69 percentile.... I was shattered whole year I think ki agar 130-120 bhi le aya to state ke nit mai easily ho Jayega kisi circuital branch mai(I belongs to HP, here a general male candidate can easily get any circuital branch if you score 96-97 percentile due to home state quota). So I thought ki ab to kuch nhi hoga but fir ek din ek dost ne bola ki Bhai tu second drop lele.. I thought is year 96 percentile 140 Tak bani hai moderate shift mai to agar ek saal acche se padha to 160-180 tk le aunga(My first mistake ki maine apna goal hi chota seat Kiya like 180 number) Second drop le liya.. starting mai sab sahi ja raha tha up to July scoring good marks in mock like 110-120ish.Iwas happy ki chalo last year se progress ho rhi hai exam Tak 160-180 ho ji jayega...I didn't join any offline coaching was preparing from my home by pw prayas batch( My second mistake ki maine apne comfort zone Mai reh kar padhai karna decide Kiya, I know ki most of log aap mai se bolenge ki Bhai online Ghar se padh kar bhi ho jata hai and I completely agree with you but the thing is if you are preparing online for such big competitive exam you need to be disciplined which In my case was lacking)cut to Second drop result I scored same percentile like last year... Fully fucked up I know ki kuch nhi milega is pe aur kismat itni acchi ki is year 2024 jab exam Diya to first attempt 27 Jan shift2 thi aur second attempt mai 6 April shift 1 which you guys know ki dono mai hi high marks pe low percentile bni hai due to several reasons but mai apni failure ko is se nhi excuse kar raha.. I didn't study properly and I failed that simple ... Jab se exam aya hai zayda tar Ghar pe hi rehta hun aur ab bas suicidal thoughts hi ate haii... Most of the time depressed rehna ... Mai apne aap ko koi bahut bekar student nhi manta agar mehnat krte lag ke to ho jata but ab vo time chala gya aur mai bas ye cheez is liye idhar likh Raha hun kyunki ye sab baate sab log nhi smj sakte ... I hope ki mai mar jaun jitna jldi ho sake taki ye sab baate sochne nhi pdhe
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2024.05.14 19:17 GhostlyGlobeExplorer Please HELP !!!
 | Bhai Jo bhiwandi se bus aati hai direct Thane tak to vo konse station chhodti hai?? Yaha 2-3 bus depot hain?? Mera centre RJ thakur me aaya hain. Jisko route ke bare me knowledge ho to pls. Guide krdo. submitted by GhostlyGlobeExplorer to thane [link] [comments] |
2024.05.14 19:15 sappy_sus Black magic
bhai kasam se jaa raha hu black magic sikhne, nta waalo ki mata ewam behen ek karni hai.
Itna mental exhaustion kar rahe hai ye. Even the site isn't opening since evening ki mai check karu centre change hua ki nahi
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Itna mental exhaustion kar rahe hai ye. Even the site isn't opening since evening ki mai check karu centre change hua ki nahi
2024.05.14 19:10 AnyArcher252 nta teri ma ka bhosda jhatu bkl
yaha gand phati padi hui hai upar se centre 50km dur aur admit card bhi download nhi hora
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2024.05.14 18:55 RayDalio2 Funny Story
 | (meme ke tag me dia, kyu ki bohot bhayankar comedy hui hai is story me) submitted by RayDalio2 to JEENEETards [link] [comments] The whole story starts on jee Session 1 result day, got a abysmal percentile really mood off ho gaya tha uske bareme kyu ki mummy ko usidin subha niche saraswati ke puja me jana tha and shab logo ke "result kaisa hua" question pe ashamed feel hoigi wo. In the mean time, mujhe khaba r atahai ki ek banda, lets calls his name C...uska 120 marks pe 90%tile aya hai wo bhi 29S1 me and I was totally shocked. Kyuki who C banda, parhai me itna fudu tha, ki pre boards me sab subject me fail tha (maths, phy and chem me uske single digit me marks the), conjure his prep level from the single fact kyu ki wo sara din mobile pe beta rehta tha, or parhai ke nampe larki bazi karta tha (wo bhi unsuccessful tha uska). Next din sham ko utra khelne ke lie, to wo C banda sabo bol raha tha ki wo baju wale bande ke side se copy kia tha pura paper, upar se wo banda that SC quota ka. Bhai....wo sunke mereko itna gussa aya, ghar jake me apna ap hi apne room me rant kar raha tha ki sala thik se par lia hota to us chutie se kam %tile nahi ata mera. Uske kuch din bad boards aya, wo complete hua to sab phirse niche walk karne kenie utre. Jabhi ata tha wo C banda mere samne me gala phar phar ke bolta tha ki "tui cheating karke jo nit jayga ab, guilty nahi lagta ki tere jaisa failu wa jake masti kare ga ?, ja mu mar kahi aur" (ik galat that, still the max rant were from my incompetence and inability to score any good in jee, usilie uske upar bharas nikal raha tha). Bohot bolta tha usko leke, aur wo C banda thora akal se hi gandu and baklol tha to usko bohot protective rakhte the sablog...to wo rants ke bad mujhe mere ek female friend ne bataya wo sab usko na bolne ko and all. Me kya hi bolu aur, chup ho gaya. Boards ke result ke age ke din mujhe bolta raha ki "mera nit dgp me civil ho jayga, me wahi chala jauga" (HS quota hai dgp ka), to uske wo statement me bola, "ha ha, good job bhai wo crack karne me" kyuki at that point of time I accepted my reality and started to grind for my drop year, kyuki isbar ke adv me hopes thore low hai. Fir flex kar raha that C ki "bhai 20,000 lage ge lock korene me jossa ka ek seat", wo bhi mu bandh karke sunlia. Fir aya, kal ta subha...me hw kar raha tha, mummy bolo boards ke result aya hai. Mera dekha mera result or mera mind ekbar ke lie socha, wo C ko call karu ?, kyuki wo har jee result ke bad phn karke puch ta tha and all. Is bar mee kardie phn usko, phn kat dia. Thora sus laga, but koi nahi. Sham hogai thi, tab mummy khabar deti hai ki C ka maths me 5/80 ayahai, uska compartment laga hai...... Sale ka kat gaya bhai, uske hat se nit bhi gaya Boards me aur compartment To guys, cheating karke zada dur nahi jate log. Ek na ekdin ata hi hai uska downfall |
2024.05.14 18:44 nosebreather73 Its over for me
9 hr baki hai..sleep deprived hu kal waha 9 se 6 tak ruknna hai..kuch padha nhi hai..ata hua bhi bhul gya hu ..admit card ka issues bhi aa rhe ..its so over for me ..i give bhai mere se nhi ho rha.. ifailed man..at the only thing i had to do 🥲
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2024.05.14 18:43 Haunting-Big-3711 Last 10 days left.
What should i do in these last 10 days. Bhai mere chem mai 70 aur phy mai 60 ate hai.. lekin maths mai 10-15 bhu mushkil se ate hai. 2023 wale mai 23 aye the bss
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2024.05.14 18:42 okayimcyclops Nta walo ke liye 2 shabd
Galli hai agge sorry
Mai delhi ka hu bhenchod inn nta walo ko nanga kr ke rod se marro beech sadak pe bhenchod ajj mai 12 ghante se gand ghis ke padh rha hu bhenchod aur inn dallo ne paper postpond kr diya are bhenchodo Naa tumhari site kamm krti hai naa madarchod tumhare yha koi randi ka phone uthata hai naa bhenchod tum baccho ko assurance dete ho are madarchodo tumhara Kam kya hai bhenchod baccho ka chutiya katna kya? Madarchod nta walo bhenchod koi kamm time pe nhi krte raat me info de rhe paper cancel ho gya hai bhenchod kutte raand salle
Accha yeh batana ki 16 may walo ka admit card same rhega yaa uska bhi nya admit card ayega ham delhi walo ke liye 🤡
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Mai delhi ka hu bhenchod inn nta walo ko nanga kr ke rod se marro beech sadak pe bhenchod ajj mai 12 ghante se gand ghis ke padh rha hu bhenchod aur inn dallo ne paper postpond kr diya are bhenchodo Naa tumhari site kamm krti hai naa madarchod tumhare yha koi randi ka phone uthata hai naa bhenchod tum baccho ko assurance dete ho are madarchodo tumhara Kam kya hai bhenchod baccho ka chutiya katna kya? Madarchod nta walo bhenchod koi kamm time pe nhi krte raat me info de rhe paper cancel ho gya hai bhenchod kutte raand salle
Accha yeh batana ki 16 may walo ka admit card same rhega yaa uska bhi nya admit card ayega ham delhi walo ke liye 🤡
2024.05.14 18:35 learningchallenges Story of a loser! Never won anything in life. Will probably commit suicide in june
Hear my story jeetards. I am loser. I am not good in sports. Have no confidence in life through childhood. I was in Seven Square Academy in Mira Road. My life is primarily been at home watching PC parts and coding. Have real passion in IT. Was never good at anything. For the first time though my village relative bhaiya I was able to do 10th well in COVID 2020. Then no exams happened due to game addiction I didnt gave internal exams well. For 10 + 2 years in school my life was hell in Delhi Nangloi. Fast forward my 12th results came in I got 62%. I knew I fucked that day because at exam hall I was getting stroke. What saved that day was invigilator. 1st drop year wasted. Started preparing for mht cet fucked my exam, fucked jee kyuki kuch pada hi nahi bhai -ve me number aaye the. Manipal exam me 10 din that ab 4 bache hai. Just destroyed my life. Sapna that ki kamse kam NSIT me toh jaunga. Ab meri behen ki shaadi hai agle saal. Per me total failure hu. Meri behen bhi mujse jyada smart hai Jo mujhse Kam padhti hai. Just could not take it. Bhai kese Bina guilt ke mar sakte hai batado. Aur buri baat suno comedk aur pessat aur vitee sab chut Gaya kyuki ye sab pata hi nahi tha. Total pure failure Aaj tak ek medal nahi jeeta. Chalo ab bata do ki june me 8 mahle ki building se jirne me maut miligi achi kya. suicidewatch or daala tha nahi post ho raha
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2024.05.14 18:31 GhostlyGlobeExplorer Please HELP !!!
 | Bhai Jo bhiwandi se bus aati hai direct Thane tak to vo konse station chhodti hai?? Yaha 2-3 bus depot hain?? Mera centre RJ thakur me aaya hain. Jisko route ke bare me knowledge ho to pls. Guide krdo. submitted by GhostlyGlobeExplorer to mht_cet [link] [comments] |
2024.05.14 17:46 RuinImaginary3035 Iiit Delhi help for choosing branch
i got 4k rank so i can get all the branches i also have HS i met with students from cse and csai mainly i want to prefer csss but i have read bad reviews here, i asked the students they said the that they get tooo many deadlines with csai and cse students said cse and csss both are good with manageable workload but csss has restrictions for placement. i am inclined towards csss because it has finance subject which can help in higher studies like mba
and pls dont say go for dtu/nsut , bhai ne dtu se cse karke chodh and its not fit for me
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and pls dont say go for dtu/nsut , bhai ne dtu se cse karke chodh and its not fit for me
2024.05.14 16:40 impracticallydope Koi help kardo. Please.
Bhai please help, meri boards pcm mei 45% banri hai. sochra improvement exam dedu wo July mei hota. Please colleges bta do jo June July mei exam admission lenge. Please bhailog I'm begging. 2 din se taane sun sun kar thak gya hu. Ab toh papa mummy ko bhi mujh par vishvas nhi ki aage jaake Mera kuch hoga bhi. Sochra hu suicide karlu lekin family ki financial condition dekhne k baad suicide karne ki himmat nhi hori. Please it's a genuine request please suggest some colleges.
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2024.05.14 16:15 nrowm Admit Card Link Not opening?
brah is the site crashing or what, we are supposed to download till evening cause there could have been changes in venue till evening but now the link ain't even opening🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 help Edit: NTA gets off on causing anxiety to kids, bunch of retards EDIT: ABHI BHI IT'S CRASHING BHAI, EK TO YE BITCHASS AGENCY UPAR SE MERE PARENTS MAKING ME MORE ANXIOUS EDIT: IF THEY DECIDE TO CHANGE THE VENUES NOW AFTER THE SITE CRASHING THEN THEY BETTER POSTPONE THE EXAMS RESPECTFULLY EDIT: IT'S BACK
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2024.05.14 16:07 depressed_soul3108 Bruh nta
Bhai admit card ki link open hi nahi horhi ab , ek toh bole h shaam ko download krne i thought inka "evening" raat ke 8 baje tak chalta h tabtak wait krleta hu kya pata exam centre change hojaye, but bruh ye website hi nahi chalrhi ab , upr se dukaan band hojayegi 9 baje tak, nta you .....🙂
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2024.05.14 15:55 Thala_for_a_reason7 OLD NUCLEUS TEAM DROPPER
 | Bhai koi old nucleus team (Anna sir, AKK sir, AG sir, SKM sir, VJ sir) se pdh rha ho aur dropper ho to bhai group bna lete hai thode doubts wgerah clear krna asan hojayega. Ma chem IIT school pe pdhrha, AG sir ke recorded lectures dekh rha aur maths Anna academy pe pdh rha hu. Thodi accountability bhi ajayegi aur baat krne keliye bhi log miljayenge. Whatsapp ya telegram kaise bhi chalega dekhlo but would prefer telegram. submitted by Thala_for_a_reason7 to JEENEETards [link] [comments] |
2024.05.14 15:33 saltypotato911 Tu bhot serious hai.
Bhai 10th grader (14M) mujhe log bhot attitude wala aur serious batate hai. Kehte hai shakal hamesha aisi rehti hai jaise pata nhi kya koi issue (like a serious one) to nahi hai. Close friends sare normal Banda hi batate hai ( shayad tassalli Dene ke loye par honest lagta hai) . Mei thoda Western humour wala hu to mere jokes bhi kuch logo ko ajeeb lagte hai shayad Aisa bhi lagtta hai kabhi kabhi. Andar se to ni lagta ki attitude hai mujhme but fir bhi cheeze improve krne ki koshish krta hu . Chehre pe fake smile bhot ajeeb lagti h isliye neutral lagta hu par shakal hi aisi hai. Yaha Tak koi teachers aur mere parents bhi serious or ki duniya ko apne se neecha samjhta hai waisa batate hai. Kya hi Karu dosto...
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