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When I (28F) was 16, I was the weird girl with no friends. I thought I finally made a friend with a fellow nerdy boy who liked Naruto as much as me. Of course, I also had a crush on him. Until he told me that he thought my 10-year-old sister was "hot" and that he would "fuck her." I reported him to the principal for being a disgusting creep, and the last thing I said to him was, "Stay away from my fucking sister." Thankfully, I had made other friends before the end of high school.
I was on-and-off Facebook as an adult, only becoming active again to get in contact with old friends from high school. My very best friend from high school had been through a lot of abusive relationships, but thought she finally found "the one," so I friended her new boyfriend on Facebook. His profile had no pictures of himself, and although his real name was very generic (think "Michael"), his Facebook name was something silly like "Burger Bob." He seemed nice enough and posted a lot of funny memes. One of the memes he posted was about booty pics. I messaged him a picture of my butt in boy shorts, and sent the same picture to my friend. (Note: I was also in a relationship, so we were all just joking around.) My friend congratulated me on my "Mrs. Incredible ass." We all had a laugh. It was the only conversation I ever had with my friend's boyfriend.
Eventually, my friend posted pictures of herself with her new man. You guessed it: it was the creep from high school. I immediately felt so stupid, but I didn't want to shit all over my friend's newfound happiness, so I simply unfriended Burger Bob and said nothing. They didn't last much longer than that, anyway (thankfully).
By now, my 10-year-old sister is a teenager and has her own Facebook. I notice one day that she is friends with Burger Bob. Immediately, something feels very wrong about this. So I ask her how she knows him. She says he sells her pot. Then, she says that she slept with him once and he gave her chlamydia. I wanted to THROW UP. I told her that I knew him from high school, and that he said really gross things about her when she was a little girl, and he was not a safe person to be around. My sister was understandably disgusted and said, "I can't believe I gave him what he wanted."
I thought that was the end of it, but apparently my sister attempted to scorch Earth with Burger Bob. Instead, he claimed to not know who I was, and said that I was a liar and had been sending him nudes. He used my booty pic as "proof."
This is where it gets complicated, only because my relationship with my little sister had become more complicated as she got older. I hated her when I was a little girl, but we were very close when she was in elementary school and I was in high school. I took care of her more like a mother, and she really looked up to me. Like the sisters in "My Neighbor Totoro" (that was "our movie" when we were younger). Unfortunately, and I really don't know how else to put this, but she somehow turned into one of the most rotten people I have ever known. I was forced to cut contact with her multiple times due to her going nuclear at me at the drop of a pin and saying some of the most vile, evil shit that has ever been said to me. (i.e. When she was 14, she told me that she slept with 12 boys in 1 week, AND when she told me she wasn't using ANY protection, I freaked out and told her if she didn't tell her mother, then I would. She started blowing up my phone, screaming and cursing, and when she wouldn't stop, I soft-blocked her on Messenger. So she found my girlfriend's Facebook and started messaging her gay slurs. Because she was mad at ME.) It became especially difficult for me to maintain a relationship with her after learning that she was also abusing our youngest sister. But she was my sister too, and I still wanted to love her.
So obviously, my sister decided that she believed Burger Bob - the guy who gave her chlamydia - over her own sister, because Burger Bob had a picture of my butt. In shorts.
It is 4:00 AM, I am a CNA working 12-hour overnight shifts in an assisted living facility for individuals with memory impairments - DURING COVID - and my sister is now attempting to scorch Earth with me, as Burger Bob has apparently graduated from "pot dealer" to "good friend" and she is VERY personally affronted that I would LIE about one of her FRIENDS.
I messaged her, "I'm at work, I can't do this with you right now," and soft-blocked my sister on Messenger so she couldn't blow up my phone anymore. Then, I confronted Burger Bob, saved a LOT of screenshots of that conversation, and decided I would send them to my sister when I was at home. Instead, my sister went around me to our older brother and started a TON of drama because she was mad, but none of that is what this is about.
Either way, she got the screenshots that proved what really happened with Burger Bob, and I didn't speak to my sister again until our father died and she threatened to sue me because he didn't leave her anything.
(He didn't leave her anything because she told him, "I never loved you," on his deathbed after spending a week pretending like she still loved him.)

This will be a long one but please bear with me.
I own about 30 chickens that live in my back yard, I have silkies, peacans mainly bantams but I have had this illness that keeps killing off Mabey 6 or 7 silkies, the time they always get it is when they get to about point of lay and the same thing always happens, they lose a ton of weight, eat but not enough for them to put on weight, get a dirty butt and then die no matter how hard I try to take care of them. And it only ever affects the silkies. Please help, I have a silkie hen sitting under a heater right now that has the disease. First I thought it was worms but I have womed her every month and it just doesn’t seem to be helping. Please if any of you even have an idea let me know I can share some pics and videos too if you need.

Hi everyone, i’m about to get an appointment for my passport. As someone na walang valid ID at newly grad, hirap ak o magpakita ng ID‘s na meron ako. Actually i know some of the basic requirements naman na sa pagkuha ng appointment for passport. I’m really getting anxious kung itutuloy ko na ba this month magbook ng appointment. I know this might sounds funny but as someone hindi nabiyayaan ng magandang features eh isa to sa insecurities ko. Sobrang nipis ng kilay kooo, visible naman ang eyebrows ko butt sobrang nipis niya kung hindi ko naha-higlight ng kaunti using eyebrow pen, and I’m thinking if I should highlight a bit my eyebrows, for me to look a bit normal and not to look like a patient sa passport pic ko. I know it is allowed to have little to no makeup look, pero gusto ko din naman maging decent look ko sa passport as it is valid for 10 years…
Please do help me po, kung may alam po kayo, I know this is like a simple matter but for me it is big…..

I’ve had a bbl and I don’t have anymore fat left to take out for the butt and my butt is no where near as big as women who were half the size of me. They have skint bony arms and giant butt ? I saw one pic with bruises all over butt, what does this mean?

Pics attached but they’re quite bad, hard to get a camera there. Looks like a little rash as some skin has blotchy red with white in between maybe & there’s a couple sore looking points.
I got tested at 13 days after potential exposure for everything although I know nothing is conclusive at that point other than chlamydia & Gonhoereah is at 14 days, but the nurses said should be fine. I had an anal swab for both of those as well as urine & and they came back negative I did another urine test as well at 12 days which was also inconclusive. I was supposed to have a phone follow up but it took ages & I got a random text about an appointment a week and a half later and went in person.
The nurse basically said I’d been fully cleared of stds and they couldn’t do anything else for me and heavily insinuated I only was sorting as I vape weed.
I was fuming pointed out it wasn’t conclusive for things like hep b & HIV at that point & that they hadn’t tested for urea or myco or for herpes or trich. They said they only test for vaginal trich, herpes I had to have a swab & the sore bit I pointed out in my butt looked like I cut myself.
Not really sure what to do here hate the judgement and lack of care at the std clinics in my country. Had a similar experience a couple years ago.
I did have some other symptoms but they’ve all died down just leaving me with an incredibly itchy butt and I think some very transient pain maybe. Definitely don’t think it looks normal down there though.

Pics attached but they’re quite bad, hard to get a camera there. Looks like a little rash as some skin has blotchy red with white in between maybe & there’s a couple sore looking points.
I got tested at 13 days after potential exposure for everything although I know nothing is conclusive at that point other than chlamydia & Gonhoereah is at 14 days, but the nurses said should be fine. I had an anal swab for both of those as well as urine & and they came back negative I did another urine test as well at 12 days which was also inconclusive. I was supposed to have a phone follow up but it took ages & I got a random text about an appointment a week and a half later and went in person.
The nurse basically said I’d been fully cleared of stds and they couldn’t do anything else for me and heavily insinuated I only was sorting as I vape weed.
I was fuming pointed out it wasn’t conclusive for things like hep b & HIV at that point & that they hadn’t tested for urea or myco or for herpes or trich. They said they only test for vaginal trich, herpes I had to have a swab & the sore bit I pointed out in my butt looked like I cut myself.
Not really sure what to do here hate the judgement and lack of care at the std clinics in my country. Had a similar experience a couple years ago.
I did have some other symptoms but they’ve all died down just leaving me with an incredibly itchy butt and I think some very transient pain maybe. Definitely don’t think it looks normal down there though.

This post is basically just asking for help on what I need to do to get more confident or pretty or whatever. Ive always been the ugly but smart and funny friend. My friends always got attention from guys and people calling them beautiful, and I was just in the background. when i was younger, maybe 4th grade, me and my friends thought it would be cool to pretend we were models. my mom took some cute pictures of us and posted them on her facebook saying "these girls are so cute" or somethinig like that. Now, i had really jacked up teeth before i got braces and this was before. i also have wavy hair and i would brush it out since i didnt know about wavy hair products in 4th grade (obviously) which would make it puffy. all my friends had gorgeous, silky straight hair that i'd always been jealous of. someone commented on it "beautiful girls! except the 3rd one, whats wrong with her teeth? and that hair..." and of course the 3rd one was me. In 6th grade, all my friends had boyfriends and of course I wanted one too, so I confessed to my crush over a facetime call. Surprisingly, he said he liked me back and said he wanted to date. I was so happy and finally felt like I fit in, but a few days later, low and behold: he had posted the facetime call on his snapchat story with the caption "this b***h is so gullible" with a laughing emoji. Everyone started reposting it from my school and saying "God shes so ugly" and other mean things and before you know it I was the laughing stock of the school. My own best friends even made a groupchat with some boys from our grade and sent a super ugly picture of me in it and the boys were all saying things like "damn she needs teeth whitener" and "not surprised shes never had a boyfriend." a while later I thought things had calmed down, but then a bunch of girls started texting me randomly and saying "dont worry youre beautiful in your own way" and I was super confused. Until I found out that a rating page that some popular boys had made got leaked and I was on there. I had a few 1/10s, a few 3/10s, and actually one 5/10. my best friends (the ones who sent the pic of me to the gc) all had 8/10s, 9/10s, and 10/10s. not to mention, im also indian, which has made me the victim in more bullying. my name is alex (which I hate because its a boy name) but everyone would call me alibaba and do indian dances when they saw me. They would ask me how often I eat curry, why I smell so bad, and tell me I should straighten my hair because it was ratty. ive been straightening my hair ever since. Thankfully, I switched schools soon to a private school and it got better. I wasnt bullied anymore, but still in the background. I am left out often, im "apart" of the friend group but i never get invited to things, and im not as close with the group as they are with eachother. Recently, I became best friends with one of the popular girls. She is the sweetest girl ever and is literally PERFECT. even though she is the light of my life, she sent me into a downward spiral. she does EVERYTHING better than me. she is so aesthetic and everything she does turns out perfect, while I screw up literally everything possible. she is so incredibly pretty and once had 5 guys in the class all fighting over her at once so I had to make a pros and cons list with her to help her choose what guy she wanted. also, i wear a shit ton of makeup and have always had acne problems (which ive been bullied for my whole life, but thats another story) and had to go on accutane twice while she ONLY wears mascara and has crystal clear skin and pin straight healthy hair and still looks 100x prettier than i ever will. one time i liked a guy and we started to get close and I actually thought he liked me back. he posted on his story that he liked somneone from school so swiped up and said who and he said the friend. I shouldve known by now that i am not the type of girl that guys have crushes on, but i was still sad. I joined the singing team at my school and thoght it was something special that only I could do, but then she started sending me voice messages of her singing, and wow. i quit the team not long after, because whats the point? they all hated me anyways. Shes so sporty and has joined every school sports team, while also getting MVP on all of them. she knows all about sports which is probably why the guys like her so much. I think that im pretty smart, i get straight As and distinguished honor roll every trimester, but so does she. I am a dancer, but I am pretty mediocre. there was "bring a guest to dance day" and so I brought her. Of course, she excelled in it naturally and I made a fool of myself. her family is the picture perfect family, she had three older brothers and her parents are together and the whole family is close. meanwhile, my broken family consists of my dad (who is literally 75 while im 14) being a sugar daddy STILL to this day after cheating on my mom WITH a sugar baby (which im ashamed of), my sister (whos autistic) having a different dad than me whos currently in jail for tax evasion, and my mom (who is 51) trying her best to raise us. my friends dont even want to come to my dad house because a new sugar baby is there every night. ive ALWAYS been ashamed of having old parents and a weird family. im so jealous of my friend, she is so funny, sweet, beautiful, athletic, and just all around perfect. I try to be confident, but whenever I do something good, I always think "she could do it better, so it doesnt matter." I try my best to do my makeup,k straighten my wavy hair, and wear blue contacts since I want guys to notice me, but its to no avail. Have you ever read the book "best friends" or "real friends?" yeah, thats my life story. I recently went to six flags with her and some of my other friends and there was a group of guys following us around until they decided to come up to us. They all immediately went up to her, asking for her number and snap, but they eventually started hanging out with my other friends. except for me. there was only one guy not hanging out with a girl, and i thought he was kinda cute. I didnt want to embarrass myself though so i kept walking alone. one of the guys friends said to him "why dont you talk to her, shes alone" and he said "dude i dont wanna get stuck with the ugliest one in the friend group." After that, I said I needed to go to the bathroom and cried in the stall. when we were going on a ride, it was a two seater and he had to sit with me since all my friends and his friends had already chosen their people. he refused to go on the ride with me since i "smelled bad" so i ended up sitting with a random person. in my opinion, i think im average looking. theres nothing striking about me. ive got brown eyes, brown hair, fairish skin, and im average height. I wish I was shorter and skinnier with a better body type, but ive tried every workout and dance just makes me build more muscle and look more manly than ever. i also binge eat so much and watch movies for comfort, but regret it so much after. i look in the mirror and all i see is a fat pig. all i want is to look feminine and pretty but i look like a man. I have a boys name, i am so hairy that not even shaving can save me, i have a deep ugly voice that sounds like a clown, and i have ugly, manly features and a big nose. and HOLY SHIT, my laugh sounds demonic. i literally SNORT when i laugh, it so disgusting i immediately want to die after. and OF COURSE, my perfect best friend has a pretty girl name, grows very light body hair so she doesnt even need to shave, a cute voice and adorable laugh, and the cutest button nose and soft brown eyes and pretty straight brown hair. honestly, not even makeup can save me at this point. like, im so done with this "everyones beautiful in their own way!" "you are just different, and thats okay!" like no its not!! I dont want to be beautiful in my "own way" I just want to be beautiful! ive planned to get a nose job in the future and ive wanted to get blonde highlights to make myself look more interesting, but i doubt it would help. I also hate my personalty. im super weird which my perfect friend from before thinks is funny, but everyone else thinks im annoying. ive tried to be normal, but i just keep going back to my weird self. all i want to do is have guys pay attention to me to, and ive tried to wait for my "person" but im afraid they wont come. im going into freshman year of highschool with no relations with a boy whatsoever, not even a talking stage, while everyone else has boyfridnds and their first kiss. im so scared that i wont get a promposal, teenage love, a boyfriend, or even get married. i want all of these things so bad but i just dont think im pretty or cool enough or have any traits that a guy would want. ive been thinking that adopting kids or a sperm donor would be good, but its not the same. all i want is for someone to get me, and love me for me. i just dont know what to do, what is wrong with me? why am I always the butt of the joke, why am I always the forgotten one? i know im only 14, but im so done with this. ive been the ugly one my whole life. my whole life. ive gotten pretty comfortable with being by myself and ive grown to like it more than the company of others, but i wanna experience not being alone for once. i know this sounds pathetic, but i really just need help.

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just a poor girly working my life away ;-;

besides that, I love music of all genres! I love anime(my fav anime is tokyo mew mew, fight me) but i have tons of others as well. i play tons of video games, im super into league. im silver rn. i was plat last season, so if u wanna help me climb I AM DOWN, and if you don't play league, i respect that alot. butttt if you don’t play league about that good ole bg3? WHOS UR FAV COMPANION. i love to bake and do nothing if i get the chance to. lounging is one of my fav things to do rn since im always busy with school.

im looking for someone who's funny and honest. i do prefer ages 21 up preferably. also for the time zone to match up with mine.
APPEARANCE WISE im a black female who's hair is to my butt. im 5'8(I KNOW IM TALL FOR A GIRL I GET THIS COMMENT EVERYTIME). i wear harry potter glasses and uhhhhh. yeah thats about it for me. but feel free to send a pic and i will send one back!
shoot me a message if ur interested!

Okay, so we’ve all heard of Ozempic/sema butt. While we’re on this sema weight loss journey I think we all know it’s important to try and keep/build muscle tone, as losing muscle (along with fat) is common with any method of weight loss (semaglutide or not)…. But I’m just sort of wondering what this communities’ experience has been with keeping muscle tone — and therefore, butt? Most before and after pics I’m finding are of the front, or sides where the before pic didn’t have much of a butt to begin with. I’ve got a bubble butt, and Im just wondering how that’s gonna work out when I’ve reached my GW. Thanks! 🍑

I can take 50 selfies. 47 of them I look butt ugly. Like I’m not just saying that. I do. I can prove it. My face is fat, expression looks scary, eyebrows outta control, chin looks huge, forehead looks huge, whatever. And then 2 of the pics I look kinda cute and maybe 1 pic I actually like.
So I post that one pic on social media or even on Reddit. And I get a lot of likes and compliments and comments and whatever. But if I looked ugly in the other pics, doesn’t that mean I’m actually ugly and the one good pic is just an anomaly? Like I’m being a catfish somehow? Like how do I know which pics really look like me?
Also all the pics that are good pics of me, im smiling really big. My pics don’t look good if i try to have a neutral face. I think that means that in real life i can only be attractive when im smiling really big and i look ugly the rest of the time. And I can’t walk around grinning all the time. So I think that may mean I look ugly most of the time and then only occasionally look cute if I smile just right.
Any thoughts? Anyone else struggle with this?

Many problem gamers wear their red flags for all to see, allowing you to decide if you can handle those particular flags or not. Other problem gamers, like Albert, reveal their red flags slowly and casually. Like the proverbial boiling of a frog. By the time you realize they are the problem in your game, it’s too late.
The time is mid-2019, Gerard joins the group and is the ideal gamer. He wants to enjoy the game, comes prepared, doesn’t hog the spotlight, but is ready for when it’s on him. After a few months when Gerard asked to invite a person who was just hired on at his place of employment, we said sure.
Albert knew the 5E and was a positive addition to the game. Or so we thought.
His PC did not start off broken, but ended up a bit broken in time. Around double-digit levels his eldritch knight was becoming a bit unhittable. I, the DM, would need to roll 18’s just to score a hit thanks to his high AC. This was made worse when he got a Cloak of Displacement or cast Blur.
When it came to saving throws, he was nearly immune thanks to feats, decent Dex stat, and class features. And that is ok, I am not a new DM and know how to challenge the group. So, I designed a particular combat just to challenge him, that threw a lot of lightning bolts at him (the group’s tank). Some constructs that would start with a standard Lightning Bolt aimed at its target, and when it was reduced to 50% hp, the Lightning Bolt would recharge. Albert’s PC took a beating, but the party won, and Albert had sufficient healing to keep him alive without issue.
But he moaned and whined about it. I was a little irritated at that, because his PC was never truly in danger because he could easily make the saves and had easy access to heals.
That is when I started remembering the various little things he had been doing all this time and started noting more things that would pop up:

• He would find ways to be the center of attention as much as possible.
  
• Before we switched to a VTT he would carry on non-game conversations at the table during others’ turns.
  
• After we switched to a VTT, I had to ask him to stop drawing graffiti on the maps on the screen.
  
• When his PC would drop to 0hp, he would hound the healers to get him back up.
  
• All of his magic item attunements, on every character of his, were aimed solely at making him unhittable.
  
• When I debated (not decided) nerfing spells he exploited, he whined.
  
• I placed an Inevitable as a guard to an extraplanar prison. When he found out the hard way that they auto-hit for 60, no matter your AC, he whined for several weeks.
  
• He would always choose PCs that could get the highest armor class possible. Nothing else mattered more than a high AC.
  
• He actually thought that the game should get easier as you leveled up and got more powerful. And gave me grief because I would use higher CR monsters as they leveled up.
  

Here are the less minor things that just show what a pathetic cowardly narcissist he truly was.
Gerard ended up getting laid off of work at the same time we switch to VTT. It turns out the Albert set up a situation to make Gerard look bad and Albert look good (promoted even). So, when layoff time came, Gerard had some ticks against him that made the choice easy for the higher-ups in the company.
Now this story makes several of us laugh. All except Albert.
Spoilers for Curse of Strahd
In Curse of Strahd there is a cart that says something like “Do not open!”.
Another player’s PC (a stereotypical half-orc barbarian) said “I ain’t gonna let no sign tell me what to do.”, and proceeded to open the cart.
The cart was full of alchemists’ fire and exploded for a heinous amount of damage. The party was low-level enough that a failed saving throw could kill.
Two PCs died. One of those PC’s was Albert’s.
The half-orc made his save and survived.
Now I knew that Albert would whine, so I took a pic of the trap and posted it in group chat.
Well rather than him being an adult (this was CoS after all, and was not going to be easy) making a new PC, he read every single word of that trap and caught one bit that I missed.
The person opening the door gets disadvantage to their Dexterity save.
Rather than letting it go, he decided to be a petty rat and pointed out what I missed.
The half-orc rolled again and made the save.
The rest of us love that story, because there’s some poetic justice in it.
Now this next story was based around an idea that’s been around the internet for a bit, that I modified to my needs for the story.
A wizard established a town where its initial townsfolk were constructs that he made, and they were regular people in all respects until the wizard died. The wizard just wanted a family, so the town became his extended family as he watched it grow larger with every year. And he was happy.
When he died, half a dozen townsfolk abruptly turned into iron golems. They were motionless and would remain so until the town was under attack. Then they would spring into action to save the town.
The party was in this town when it happened, and they were curious, but they had some world-saving to do on some islands nearby (getting a MacGuffin). There was also an evil red dragon, that had wanted the area around the town as its lair, but the old wizard kept him at bay for decades.
The party investigated an island that had some sad cyclops that had been reduced to the stone age. They had a nice little society and were able to smith weapons. But then the “oxidation beasts” (rust monsters) came and didn’t kill the cyclops, but destroyed everything of theirs made of metal.
The party was willing to help, though they were concerned about the risk of some of their nicer items. (Note: when I use rust monsters, I always give extra treasure to make up for what was lost.)
But Albert, he ran his cowardly butt back to the boat stayed offshore for the remainder of the session. He couldn’t risk his recently bought magical armor and weapons (which he’d be able to buy again later).
He refused to the point the rest of the party abandoned the cyclops to their plight and I had to toss that session’s planned encounters. I was content to have them go on with the adventure and leave Albert sitting on the boat.
I wasn’t irritated at the party, but I was extremely unhappy with the cowardice of Albert and his supposed hero. A double-digit level paladin afraid of some 0.5 CR monsters that the party could kill from a distance.
I debated booting Albert. I debated having his deity abandon his PC for cowardice.
Then I had a stroke of evil-DM genius. I had not even thought about the rust monsters versus the iron golems when I started the planning, but then I saw a painful opportunity.
While the party was successfully getting the MacGuffin, the red dragon made a deal with the cyclops and put the rust monsters to use.
The dragon made an appearance to the town and activated the iron golems, who ran into a herd of rust monsters released from bamboo cages on the beach. When the golems were gone, the red dragon, the cyclops, and other assorted baddies destroyed the town.
When the party headed back to town, the black smoke warned them something bad had happened. They figured out what happened, felt horrible, and wanted revenge.
Except for Albert. “Sucks to be them. I’m fine.”
And the final straw before I finally booted Albert from the group.
The same party, about a month later, needed one last MacGuffin for their world-saving quest and only one NPC knew where it was – a semi-sane lich who enjoyed taunting the party in evil, Joker-esque ways.
This time he had a carnival and all the party had to do get the clue for the last MacGuffin was to win every game of skill in the carnival in one hour.
I spent hours on preparing the various games of skill the party would have to win, looking at character sheets to ensure the right DCs were set to the right amount of challenge within the time limit.
I was looking forward to this because it wasn’t a “kill the monsters and take its treasure” kind of session. It was supposed to be a little silly and whimsical.
The party was cautiously concerned, but played along up until the point where the lich required them to put all of their magic items in a box so they could not be used during the games.
Most of the party was all “absolutely not”, the loudest being Albert.
And they were right, it could have been a trick to steal their stuff.
A couple of the party were fine with it, because it was different, but I was deflated.
I pushed forward and ensured the party that there was no trick to steal their items.
And Albert still refused because his PC “must wear his armor at all times”. He tried to hide behind a flimsy role-playing excuse of “It’s the way my order is”.
I had hit my braking point. I nearly ended the campaign right then and there.
I had to point out the work I had done for this session and they were taking a giant dump on it because of a coward and his armor.
The carnival went forward, but the fun was robbed from me.
A few days later I booted Albert from the group, took a two-month break from DMing while we played some other games. The newest campaign started at level 1 and the PCs just hit level 17.

I wanted to pass along some knowledge after a $1700 trip to the vet, in hopes that someone else can avoid the same pain my baby went through. She is home and resting now, but it was a really scary few days!
My bird has been a chronic egg layer all four years that we have had her. Every year in the spring without a partner, she will lay egg after egg after egg. These eggs are unfertilized, and she has no interest in tending to them, she usually just tosses them onto the floor of her enclosure. We have done every single thing the vet has recommended. Light reduction, dummy eggs, diet change, no nesting boxes or coconut toys, nothing that could even remotely be mistaken for a place to lay. No mirrors, no dark places to hide, no mushy food... I could go on and on.
Because I have gotten so used to her laying eggs without issue, I think it was very apparent this time that something was wrong. I can usually tell when she gets "egg butt." Her little butt will become distended, and she will lay one egg every other day. But this time two days had passed and nothing. On day three I noticed that the distention was darker in color, almost like bruising, and her cochlea seemed to be prolapsing.
Right away, I got her in to our fantastic avian vet. They did a physical exam and said her breathing looked OK and were encouraged by the fact that she was perching. They wanted to get her in For an x-ray. When I saw the images I was shocked by how large the egg was that was actually stuck. They started administering oxygen, fluids, liquid, calcium, and kept the box nice and warm. They also did a blood draw to see how her calcium levels were.
Overall, despite having calcium supplements, cuttlebone, lights, AND mineral blocks available to her, her calcium levels were still low. She required two calcium infusions to help her pass the egg. She was also prescribed liquid calcium which isn't available commercially anymore, for $85.
The vet team wanted her to pass the egg naturally with supportive care, rather than go in and try to surgically remove the egg. Budgies typically do not do well in surgical situations, and I was beyond relieved when finally after 4 days, she passed a very bloody egg. I am so thankful she was being given regular pain medication during her ordeal!
The vet visit in total was $1600 for two overnight stays in a heated oxygen tank, blood work, and an X-ray, a hormone shot to prevent egg laying for 2-4 weeks, and $130 for prescription medications. All of this to say, if you have a female bird PLEASE do your research and do everything you can to prevent egg laying altogether, because eggs lead to potential binding. Please make sure you are getting your bird enough calcium. I was positive I was doing everything perfectly, and my bird still became egg bound. If I had not gotten her to the vet or had the money to save her, she would have died a horrible and painful death. Budgies are determined egg layers, and sometimes that can't be helped, but do NOT purposefully breed your birds! There are plenty of budgies in the world who need homes already, and for the mama birds, it's so rough on them physically.
Pics of my beautiful angel attached!
My baby waiting for the vet https://i.imgur.com/pR0PiAH.jpg
The $1700 egg https://i.imgur.com/7hKAWYa.jpeg