Choose funny status

RandomDiscordProfiles

2019.10.26 20:03 Techestro RandomDiscordProfiles

A subreddit for random, funny, or extraordinary (or other) Discord Profiles! Funny, Dark, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Wholesome... you name it!
[link]


2011.10.23 15:13 tali3sin r/DadJokes - the best (and worst) Dad Jokes on reddit

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
[link]


2013.02.22 05:05 tara1 animals being jerks!

A place for sharing videos, gifs, and images of animals being jerks.
[link]


2024.05.14 19:14 Iveredditman Airtel WiFi installation

My point: Airtel refund takes 30 days!
I paid to get an Airtel DTH and Fiber connection. Apparently, you've to pay upfront for installation. After the team visited, after 1 hour in calls (at my residence) they said DTH is yet to be configured in my building. So since the package was DTH+Fiber, I paid 3300. They said I'll get the refund in 6 days. That's also long imo.
After the 6th day, they said since DTH was possible and not fiber. The refund will only happen after 30 days since DTH and Fiber departments are different.
This is not a rant but a friendly info for you guys to be aware before choosing a provider.
Funny thing is I asked the guys before paying if it is viable. I guess tough luck!
submitted by Iveredditman to Kochi [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 19:10 ElevatorExpress9194 6 Years at NVCC with 11 Ws, 5 Fs, 4 Cs, and Now Facing the Risk of Dropping Out and Homelessness

Unfortunately, I failed a class this spring semester, which means I will fail my second SAP attempt. As a result, I have to return over $11,000 for the Spring semester, which I currently do not have. It's sad to leave NOVA, but I need to transfer to another school to regain FAFSA eligibility. There are no nearby community colleges in Virginia that are not in the VCCS, so I plan to move to another state. I am considering California, but I will need to wait a year to qualify for in-state tuition status.
What steps should I take now to prepare for this move? How does the transfer process for classes work? Are all classes transferable, or can I choose which classes to transfer or even opt not to transfer any? Will my GPA reset? Should I retake the class I failed this spring before I move? I am looking to start everything again and begin a new chapter at De Anza or Santa Monica Community College in California.
Will the mentors at California universities give me a chance? Financially, I only have a couple of thousand dollars to my name. What can I do to avoid homelessness in California? I know for transfer, universities will look at all my transcripts, and some universities will give me a chance if my grades show an upward trend. My biggest worry is that I will not have the chance for them to look at my extracurriculars and essays because they will recalculate my GPA, which means adding all the Fs and Cs to find an average. I'm worried that even if I have a 4.0 at a California Community College, I will still have a sub-1.0 GPA if they do recalculate and do not meet the minimum GPA qualification. I'm afraid of repeating another two years at a California community college, only to potentially face transfer rejection due to my grades at NOVA.
submitted by ElevatorExpress9194 to nova [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 19:09 thegxd_ USPS keeps lying about attempted deliveries..

This is the third time in the past few months where they claim to have attempted delivery but no one was home. I have THREE doorbells (my family is on the first and third floor) and I guarantee he didnt ring any of these shits.
I’m working from home today, listening out closely for my package with my dog, and even my sister is home today. My doorbell is in the kitchen, and I was eating lunch at the supposed time of delivery. I heard my front gate though. Ran to check, only to see the USPS guy getting back in his truck. I figured i would give him a moment to update the delivery status. It goes to “attempted delivery.”
The amount of time he spent writing the note, he couldve just rang the bell and waited a moment, cus i wouldve flew down the steps.
I called my local post office and told them to stop doing this dumb shit and they just told me to schedule for redelivery or come pick it up.
How the FUCK am i supposed to trust the guy will ring the doorbell this time? And im bot going in there to pick that shit up because i didnt choose pickup. Honestly I wanna go to that USPS and beat the shit out of all of them.
What should I do? I kinda wanna call the police on them.
submitted by thegxd_ to usps_complaints [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 19:09 ElevatorExpress9194 6 Years at NVCC with 11 Ws, 5 Fs, 4 Cs, and Now Facing the Risk of Dropping Out and Homelessness

Unfortunately, I failed a class this spring semester, which means I will fail my second SAP attempt. As a result, I have to return over $11,000 for the Spring semester, which I currently do not have. It's sad to leave NOVA, but I need to transfer to another school to regain FAFSA eligibility. There are no nearby community colleges in Virginia that are not in the VCCS, so I plan to move to another state. I am considering California, but I will need to wait a year to qualify for in-state tuition status.
What steps should I take now to prepare for this move? How does the transfer process for classes work? Are all classes transferable, or can I choose which classes to transfer or even opt not to transfer any? Will my GPA reset? Should I retake the class I failed this spring before I move? I am looking to start everything again and begin a new chapter at De Anza or Santa Monica Community College in California.
Will the mentors at California universities give me a chance? Financially, I only have a couple of thousand dollars to my name. What can I do to avoid homelessness in California? I know for transfer, universities will look at all my transcripts, and some universities will give me a chance if my grades show an upward trend. My biggest worry is that I will not have the chance for them to look at my extracurriculars and essays because they will recalculate my GPA, which means adding all the Fs and Cs to find an average. I'm worried that even if I have a 4.0 at a California Community College, I will still have a sub 1.0 GPA if they do recalculation and not meet the minimum GPA qualification. I'm afraid of repeating another two years at a California community college, only to potentially face transfer rejection due to my grades at NOVA.
submitted by ElevatorExpress9194 to nvcc [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 18:47 leftuaseat Saw my ex again after 7 years

I saw my ex after 7 years, with his son.. And I felt idk.. meh .. For context We we’re together for 4 years and may anak kami, 7 years old na rin. When we broke up, 3 mos pregnant ako because nahuli ko siya with another girl which is yung nanay na rin ng anak niya right now. Nagsusustento naman siya, kahit maliit lang. Hindi na ako nagaask na dagdagan kasi may anak na rin naman siya. Anyways, hindi niya ever since nakita yung anak niya sa akin. And kahit nagsusustento siya hindi siya namimilit na ipakita ko kasi I know alam niya maling ginawa niya.. so back to the story, tumalikod ako kaagad pagkarealize ko na siya yun. Because I hate drama lalo na in public pero grabe kaba ko. But I believe he did see me. Ang strong ng feeling ko na nakita niya ako. Buti he ignored nalang rin my presence. He didn’t texted nor chatted me about the incident though. Funny how yung taong binigay mo yung buong ikaw, and kilalang kilala every inch of you, ngayon kahit makasalubong mo, wala na. Strangers nalang kayo kahit may anak kayo. lol. Yung gusto mong kausapin pero hindi nag-end yung relationship niyo ng maayos and you don’t want to go through the whole drama kaya you both choose to ignore each other nalang. lol. Just wanna let this out. Hayyyy.
submitted by leftuaseat to OffMyChestPH [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 18:29 makybo91 Reformer pilates studio Germany

I am thinking about opening a reformer pilates studio in my home city in Germany. I am not an instructor, meaning I would have to hire instructors/trainers and I have a couple of questions which might vary as this sub is international. - what does an reformer instructor make per hour on average?
I would like to attract great people and offer a great work environment and would be very grateful for all tips/insights on the status quo and potentially what could be done better.
submitted by makybo91 to pilates [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 18:29 pagamesgames BDO is so unfair!! LOL

BDO is so unfair!! LOL
1st call took almost 1HR without getting anybody 2nd call only took 5mins to get someone to speak to
For context, 1st week of may may tumawag from BDO, offering AMEX Virtual Card as a partner to my current Amex Plat. Dinecline ko un Kinabukasan, tumawag ulit sila and offered 2 other cards, one of which was JCB and some other i forgot, which I agreed to… just because i dont have any JCB cards (MC at Amex lang). After that call, i received an acknowledgment text but no reference number…
Its been over a week and still no updated information mapa text or email, which made me curious kung legit ba un.
I checked online for BDO application status and sabi dun, if walang reference number, i need to call them and to follow the instructions, and so i did…
So I used my cellphone to call them, following the instructions to the T. It doesnt require me to enter my CC info but my TIN number - eto ung 1st screenshot. Dude… its taking forever!!
Tapos i remembered from here na ung mga higher tier cards daw ni BDO, may priority daw… i know my Amex Plat isnt a basic card so I called again SIMULTANEOUSLY using my globe’s wireless DUO landline - eto ung 2nd screenshot.
Since walang CC details sa walkthrough nung website instructions, i opted to choose the normal CS way using the disguise of account inquiry(which is technically true naman). IT ONLY TOOK ME 5MINS to speak to someone!!! (At this point i dropped the call sa CP ko at 58mins mark) Tapos na ung call in less than 13mins. (The call was legit and confirmed 2 CCs are still pending in status)
Hence nasabi ko na napaka unfair naman ni BDO!! I know it’s like a perk for premium card holders pero grabe naman!!! Ang laki ng disparity ng customer service!!
submitted by pagamesgames to PHCreditCards [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 18:28 theysaidthis_ I-797B counsellor processing please help

I came to US on F1 Visa, F1 Visa on - Dec 2019. H1B got picked - March 2022 and have Approval also.
My Employer filed for I-797B (no change of status yet)
I used my OPT even though having an approved I-797b notice. (Haven’t got I-94 in approval notice) I am currently on my STEM-OPT. My employer has now filed for my Amendment, Change of Status and Extension with premium processing, and it is still under case is actively being reviewed.
What is the convincing way to say why I choose counsellor processing during the interview?
submitted by theysaidthis_ to h1b [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 18:22 DVXC We've reached the point where trad-artists are now using AI in their work, and are then going out of their way to assert that AI was not used

Being publicly against AI image generation and then secretly using it anyway seems to be the next step in this journey between trad-artists and AI users, and honestly it's kinda funny to see:
https://twitter.com/Viexi_YT/status/1790411437786993084
I find it kind of funny that people will absolutely swear blind that they do not and will never use AI, only to then do it anyway. Bonus points to them for also using this to fool people into following them and bragging about it 😂
submitted by DVXC to StableDiffusion [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 18:12 boathouse_floats Meme Stocks On the Rise - Real Wealth Being Made - Boomer FOMO Inbound

Meme Stocks On the Rise - Real Wealth Being Made - Boomer FOMO Inbound
Here's the deal.
There's a lot of chatter about the return of meme stocks and I'm sure you've all seen GME and AMC charts from today. Fucking rockets... but lets talk about meme projects and why I think there is going to be a brand new set of meme millionaires born from the meme action we're seeing today. (I'll save you some time if you don't feel like reading... they'll all be in KENDU).
As you all know, back in the good ol' days of 2021 when we were all face humping masks and rotting in our houses, some real fun was had and a lot of "New Money" millionaires were born. Some of these were from meme stocks, but a lot of people made fat bags on meme projects which they carry with them to this day.
First in Jan/Feb $DOG E pumped. Following this, $SHIB ($KENDU's Chad in Arms) pumped. These projects lost a bit off the top, but have sustained multi-billion dollar market caps to this day. But could they have done it on their own? Was this all just coincidence? Were market conditions so different that these pumps were just a factor of people being stuck at home with nothing better to do than sit there, thumb in ass, trading memes? Science says NAY!!
Please bear in mind that I'm wearing a helmet, which might have restricted some of the blood flow to my brain. This is NFA and you should DYOR... but I'm all in.
To prove my point, I am referencing the paper "The connectedness between meme tokens, meme stocks, and other asset classes: Evidence from a quantile connectedness approach" by Yousaf et al. from 2022. Please note that I only have access to the pre-print, so the peer-reviewed edition might be a little different, but I would muster a guess, not really.
These authors are using data from 2020-2022, which includes data outside of the range of what I would consider the "hard" meme squeeze (Jan. 2021 and the few months following). Given the analysis from this paper was done using data from August 2020 to April 2021, I posit that the conclusions the authors draw, can and will apply to meme events outside of the infamous 2021 meme run which some might say is the primary reason meme projects squoze. The HUGE meme project runs we saw in SHIB and DOG E might have been born of the "Funny Money" era, but lock-down degeneracy isn't the end all when predicting price movements.
The meat
"Why, Butt?" I hear you ask. "Why do you bring this paper up?". Surely it can't be because you wanted to "prove" that meme projects can run outside of the golden age of meme pumps? Well dear Redditor... yes and no. I bring it up also because of the interesting point it mentions about how predictive certain market events are for similar market events in other assets.
To do this, the authors use Quantile Connectedness (QC) to analyze Meme stocks, Meme projects, and some more traditional asset classes like USD, Treasuries and Gold. QC is a concept used in economics to measure the degree of interdependence (how connected things are) among different segments of financial markets. The method uses some fancy stats and math to do so, and the analysis done in this paper says some interesting things about the interplay between traditional assets, meme assets and meme pumps (summarized in the following screen grab).
Memes go brrrrrr... other things do too
Yousaf, 2022 - The connectedness between meme tokens, meme stocks, and other asset classes: Evidence from a quantile connectedness approach.
So... market events in the upper extreme quantile (or in laymen terms, extreme upwards market movements) in meme assets tend to cause spillover events into both meme assets and traditional financial assets. That's interesting... You know what we saw today? An extreme upward market movement. Specifically GME and AMC, which are both up over 100% (in after hours) from previous close.
Second, and perhaps more of a bull case for me... the spillover events are even more well predicted by movement in meme stocks than they are by movement in BTC (please see the useful red circle in the screen-grab below). Higher number = better prediction of spillover event. So, SO often, I hear people predicting runs in the smaller meme projects based strictly on what BTC is expected to do. But it turns out, there's an even better predictor!!! Meme stocks!
Please also note: The authors state "All meme assets are highly positively skewed, which reflects their price surges during short squeezing periods." Pretty sure this means, green begets more green for these spillover events.
The spillover effects from extreme moves in GME, AMC, and BTC as they relate to DOG E and SHIB.
The spillover effects from extreme moves in GME, AMC, and BTC as they relate to DOG E and SHIB
All this brings me to my last point. What does this all mean for meme projects and for $KENDU?
I hear you thinking "Why not just choose SHIB or DOG E, Butt?" and I get it... safe bets that will for sure "moon". Yes... "moon" :eye roll:
These projects are fine and good if you want to just grow the bags you've been holding and just keep, HODLing... but I know the real reason you all are playing meme projects, and it's that sweet, sweet alpha. You don't want to see the 2x, or 3x that these bigger memes might fetch during the next run. You're looking to eat zeros... and the only way to do that is to get in early with a project that is going to FUCKING RUN!
Enter KENDU INU... it's the project that "Can do"
Arguably, the most important fundamental for a meme project is the hype that it generates and how infectious its energy is. Well, you're not going to find a more hype community with a more infectious can do attitude than the KENDU community. The TG is wild, memes are on point, new art being made ALL THE TIME, and so much love and support for every single member in the Kendu clan.
Ignoring the fluffy feel good stuff though (NO DON'T DO THAT), what does this project really have going for it. I'm glad you asked.
  • We have strong support in the 40M range right now and are primed to run.
  • There are ABSOLUTELY (and we mean stay TF away if your looking to trade capital for services) no paid shills. Everyone is working hard to get this to project1BN+ and to get there organically! We know we can do it!
  • Shytoshi Kusama (the project lead for SHIB) has been following the project since 300 xitter followers. Shytoshi has also joined our Telegram community and said that he wants to feature KENDU in Shib Magazine (Look for the screen grabs in the comments).
  • The mega-chad developer, Kendu Miyazaki, has run multiple projects to 100M+ and is an incredibly active part of the community.
  • Kendu recently been listed on some BIG crypto tracking platforms like CMC.
  • 3 top 10 exchanges are lined up to launch KENDU when the time is right. One of these exchanges is a top 5 CEX !!!
  • The community! The community! The community!! (One more time for those who didn't hear: The Community!). This community is unhinged in the best way. So many people dedicated to the success of the and project to keeping positive vibes going ALL THE TIME in the Telegram.
  • What more sorta hype could you ask for!!
I will leave you with this. Dump those trash projects, put your M-Effin helmet on, and join the KENDU Clan!
Screw these JEET ass meme projects. KENDU is the only play
TLDR:
  1. Huge meme alpha was not strictly generated from pandemic lock-down funny money degeneracy.
  2. The GME and AMC pumps we saw today are a good predictor for what's to come with meme projects.
  3. You want alpha and to add to zeros to your portfolio. Bigger projects WILL NOT do that as well for you.
  4. Those other meme projects don't hold a candle to the dedication and spirit that all my fellow KENDU Chad's have!
  5. IT'S STILL FUCKING EARLY!!!
TLDR the TLDR: Meme projects are going to run and $KENDU is going to own the day!
submitted by boathouse_floats to WallStreetbetsELITE [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 18:10 europeanstudent1997 Must I register a foreign divorce in my country of residence?

Hello all,
I recently went through a very costly divorce process in the USA (the jurisdiction wasn't my choice by any stretch of the imagination). I am an EU citizen currently resident and registered in Germany. I am known as "married" in a few population registers at this point. I have been doing some research (including a few consultations with EU lawyers) and since the divorce decree is from a third country, I can only change my marital status in the population register after going through the courts to obtain an exequatur for the decree and doing so isn't particularly cheap, involving translations, court fees, potential lawyer's fees since I anticipate I might make a mistake or two if I choose to do this myself (I am trained in a very different field from the law). The costs would mount rather high, especially since I would have to do it in more than one country, and might need to continue to pursue this route if I relocate to another Member State. I am not an expat (I am on a local contract, and I am not particularly wealthy), but moving between EU countries is in itself actually as easy as the Treaties promise it to be, and I would really like to get to know more of the European Union. My preference would thus be to do nothing. I am not interested in ever marrying again; let's say that I learnt my lesson. I am aware that there might be certain consequences of keeping the civil status of "married", but none of the possible challenges seem particularly problematic in my case. My question is whether I would be comitting any adminstrative offence if I were to choose not to undertake any action and leave the American divorce decree unrecognised avoiding the current and future need for additional expenses? As one attorney I spoke to put it, "it's money you have to earn first".
Thanks for the help LegalAdviceEurope!
submitted by europeanstudent1997 to LegalAdviceEurope [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 17:32 pitchthrowdodge Classic Starter Guide: An In-Depth Look

With all the new players entering the game as of late, a lot of the same questions get asked - specifically, ones like "How can I make the perfect team for classic/endless/etc.?". The guide ahead is an attempt at answering more common questions on the former end, from the perspective of someone who almost exclusively plays Classic and many wins under my belt in doing so. Community feedback welcome; hopefully something like this can expand into something like a wiki/full guide so we can help new players down the line, too!
Classic and You: Starting Out
So you just picked up the game, but not sure where to start. "Which starters are best?" "What team should I go with first?" "I unlocked [x] - can I beat Classic with this?"
Let me reassure you: you can beat Classic with anything. (Yes, even something like Caterpie.)
That said, it's understandable to not know where to start, especially if you don't know all the starters, or maybe haven't played all the various generations of Pokemon through the years. Many of them have their own strengths and weaknesses, and some are built stronger than others. For example: Fuecoco is commonly the #1 recommended starter out of the base selection you get when first starting the game. Why? His final evolution, Skeledirge, naturally learns Torch Song, which is a hard-hitting fire move that guarantees a Sp. Attack buff each time it hits. This lets you snowball fairly quickly, as each attack makes you stronger and stronger during battles. Many starters have "specialty" tricks like this that give them an edge - Sprigatito's final evolution, for instance, gets Flower Trick, a hard-hitting grass move that always crits (and therefore always ignores opponent defensive boosts and/or your own negative debuffs). Even with all these being the case, though, there's no "perfect" team to start with that will guarantee a win - and in fact, getting a win on your first run can be exceedingly difficult. Your starters all only have 10 IVs, neutral natures, and no egg moves - they're the bare bones minimum to get going. And that's okay. But it means you need to temper your expectations.
Pokerogue is a rogue-like - and in classic rogue-like form, you build upon what you start with little by little. Your primary goal shouldn't be to get a Classic win at the start. It's certainly doable, but even if you win, you're still likely without any reliable starter to take on Endless just yet, so there's no sense in rushing there. Instead, focus on that concept of building - specifically, building your starter pool. Every time you catch something, you unlock it as a starter (if you don't have it yet). You also get candies, which can be used to power up those starters by either unlocking a passive ability (unlocking additional features) or reducing their point cost, letting you bring more starters to each run (or more powerful ones!). Catching things with higher IVs also make your starting stats better - catching a 31 Speed IV Pidgey, for instance, means your Pidgey starter now permanently has 31 Speed IVs. More stats = more power, and getting higher IVs on your starters is probably the biggest early jump you can get on pushing your team further.
With this in mind, making a "perfect" team is less important than just making A team, so that we can go out and catch some things. As for what to catch, though, here's a list of things I'd keep an eye out for:
This "starting out" phase doesn't have a specific length of time to get past - everyone progresses at their own pace, and some will get luckier with egg pulls and catches than others. Don't get discouraged. Just keep building on what you have - that's your initial goal, and it only gets easier as you do it.
As you start going through your Classic runs, the main resource you're looking to accumulate at first is egg vouchers - as many as you can get your grubby little new player hands on. Beating gym leaders, Elite 4 members, the Champion, and beating Classic all reward you with them. Doing the Daily Run each day also rewards you with a 10x pull voucher. Rarely, they can even show up after beating a stage in the item choice rewards - if so, pick them, usually over most anything else. Eggs build on your starters, and usually with either massively boosted IVs or egg moves to give them considerable bumps in power. Rarely, you can even get shinies from them.
And speaking of the egg gacha: only pull from the Shiny gacha at first. The entirety of your goal as a new player should be accumulating shinies. The legendary gacha is misleading - you only get increased odds for the shown legendary, not all of them (at least as of this post), and even then legendaries often have a huge starter cost tacked onto them, making teambuilding difficult early on. Once you build up your starter collection with a good few handfuls of shinies, and are cruising along in Endless vacuuming up vouchers, you can spend some on the other gachas for specific niches if you like (move gacha for egg moves, legendary gacha for legendaries), but for the most part the shiny gacha is where the money's at. Besides, the shiny gacha can hatch legendaries, too - so you're not missing out on legendaries by not hitting its specific gacha.
I Got a Few Shinies And Legendaries - What Now?
Alright, so you've been cruising along, catching everything you see and building your starter pool like the rockstar rogue-like player you are. Keep building from here, but now you have more options - you can start bringing shinies on your Classic runs to improve the quality of item rewards you get at the end of each floor; you can maybe even bring a legendary/ultra beast along to have an easier time against the end boss and get that first win. At this point, if you haven't gotten that first win yet, now's the time to start knuckling down and making a serious go at it. Some general points of advice for Classic success I haven't yet covered:
submitted by pitchthrowdodge to pokerogue [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 17:08 Your_Daddy_ "Inconceivable!"

VIZZINI: So, it is down to you. And it is down to me.
The MAN IN BLACK nods and comes nearer.
VIZZINI: If you wish her dead, by all means keep moving forward.
VIZZINI pushes his long knife harder against BUTTERCUP's unprotected throat.
MAN IN BLACK: Let me explain...
VIZZINI: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
MAN IN BLACK: Perhaps an arrangement can be reached.
VIZZINI: There will be no arrangement [pauses, deliberately] and you're killing her!
VIZZINI jabs with his long knife. BUTTERCUP gasps against the pain. The MAN IN BLACK stops quickly.
MAN IN BLACK: But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
VIZZINI: I'm afraid so -- I can't compete with you physically. And you're no match for my brains.
MAN IN BLACK: You're that smart?
VIZZINI: Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
MAN IN BLACK: Yes.
VIZZINI: Morons.
MAN IN BLACK: Really? In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
VIZZINI: For the Princess?
The MAN IN BLACK nods.
VIZZINI: To the death?
The MAN IN BLACK nods.
VIZZINI: I accept.
MAN IN BLACK: Good. Then pour the wine.
VIZZINI fills the goblets with wine. The MAN IN BLACK pulls a small packet from his clothing and hands it to VIZZINI.
MAN IN BLACK: Inhale this, but do not touch.
VIZZINI: I smell nothing.
MAN IN BLACK: [Takes the packet back] What you do not smell is called Iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.
VIZZINI: Hmm.
VIZZINI watches as the MAN IN BLACK takes the goblets, turns his back. A moment later, he turns again, faces VIZZINI, drops the Iocaine packet. It is now empty. The MAN IN BLACK rotates the goblets in a little shell game maneuver then puts one glass in front of VIZZINI and the other in front of himself.
MAN IN BLACK: All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead.
VIZZINI: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's? [pauses to study the MAN IN BLACK] Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK: You've made your decision then?
VIZZINI: Not remotely. Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
MAN IN BLACK: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
VIZZINI: Wait till I get going! Where was I?
MAN IN BLACK: Australia.
VIZZINI: Yes -- Australia, and you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK: [beginning nervousness] You're just stalling now.
VIZZINI: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK: [nervously] You're trying to trick me into giving away something -- it won't work --
VIZZINI: [triumphant] It has worked -- you've given everything away -- I know where the poison is.
MAN IN BLACK: [fool's courage] Then make your choice.
VIZZINI: I will. And I choose [stops suddenly and points at something behind the Man in Black] what in the world can that be?
MAN IN BLACK: [Turns, looks] What? Where? I don't see anything.
VIZZINI quickly switches the goblets while the MAN IN BLACK has his head turned.
VIZZINI: Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.
The MAN IN BLACK turns to face him again. VIZZINI starts to laugh.
MAN IN BLACK: What's so funny?
VIZZINI: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink -- me from my glass, and you from yours.
And he picks up his goblet. The MAN IN BLACK picks up the one in front of him. As they both start to drink, VIZZINI hesitates a moment. Allowing the MAN IN BLACK to drink first, he swallows his wine.
MAN IN BLACK: You guessed wrong.
VIZZINI: [roaring with laughter] You only think I guessed wrong... [louder now] ...that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool.
The MAN IN BLACK sits silently.
VIZZINI: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!Ahahahaha, ahahahaha, ahahaha--
submitted by Your_Daddy_ to Xennials [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 16:30 kingOfMars16 ‘No easy answers’: LDS parents wonder if early morning seminary is worth the risks to teens’ health

https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2024/05/14/no-easy-answers-lds-parents-wonder
Might be behind a paywall, I have JavaScript turned off on the page so I can read it anyway 😅 I'll put up some quotes and give a tl dr: basically tons of research shows that waking up early as a teen is extremely bad for your mental health, but the church doesn't care.
A mounting body of evidence indicates that teens not only need more sleep than adults but also that hormonal shifts make it harder for them to go to bed before 10 or 11p.m. At the same time, researchers have gained a clearer picture of the risks associated with teenage sleep deprivation, among them serious mental health issues and substance abuse.
Tired teens, recent studies have discovered, are more prone to major depression and risky behavior, including drug experimentation. One study, published in 2023, found that sleep-deprived adolescents were about twice as prone to suicide ideation and consideration, even when adjusting for sexual identity, trauma, bullying and other related factors. Another, published the year before, suggested a possible link between poor adolescent sleep and an increased risk of schizophrenia.
The church won't make any changes, and the parents and kids are brainwashed into thinking it's worth the "sacrifice". They have other options, like online or late night classes, but since they're not the norm kids and parents still feel the pressure to keep the status quo and do regular seminary. It's a classic "cultural" problem where the church refuses to acknowledge the influence it has on the problems it causes.
My two cents: I definitely don't have any lasting sleep disorders exacerbated by seminary /s 🙄 Jazz band at my high school was before school, my freshman year I just went to seminary instead, but then we tried having seminary just for a handful of band kids after school. For whatever reason by my junior year we switched to extra early seminary at 5:45am (I know a ton of people that had it that early as well in other districts and states). I slept through every class that wasn't active (like band or drafting) every single day of that year and the next. I even had to drop out of honors pre-calculus because I just couldn't stay awake.
The kids in most classes referred to me as "that sleeping kid". Though to be fair it was pretty funny when I got the second highest score on the practice AP physics test and the guy who sits next to me was like "what?? He's asleep ALL THE TIME" (I didn't do as well on the actual test though 😅).
And now in my thirties it's almost impossible to even get out of bed without Adderall or a large amount of caffeine, and it's impossible to get to sleep without Ambien or a large amount of weed (and yes, that includes days where I didn't take stimulants, and vice versa). This research on how much sleep teens actually need is almost a decade old, and some high schools have even pushed back their start times because of it (and consequently saw a noticeable bump in their test scores). And the church still won't address this issue that's actually harming kids. They either don't care about the kids outside of Utah or really appreciate how much easier brainwashing is when you're sleep deprived.
submitted by kingOfMars16 to exmormon [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 16:27 maxikaz19 Is meme coins dead?

Meme coins have experienced significant volatility and fluctuation in popularity within the cryptocurrency space. While some may argue that meme coins are dead due to the decline in interest or hype surrounding them, others believe that they still hold potential for certain communities or as speculative investments.
The rise of meme coins, often characterized by their playful branding and communities rallied around internet jokes or trends, has been a notable phenomenon in the crypto market. Coins like Dogecoin, Shiba Inu, and others gained widespread attention, driven largely by social media and celebrity endorsements.
However, the sustainability and long-term viability of meme coins remain questionable. Many of these coins lack fundamental value or utility beyond their meme status, making them highly speculative assets prone to rapid price swings.
Regulatory scrutiny, market sentiment shifts, and changes in investor behavior can all impact the fortunes of meme coins. As a result, while they may experience periods of hype and price surges, they also face the risk of rapid decline or even becoming obsolete.
That being said, it's essential to recognize that the cryptocurrency market is dynamic and constantly evolving. New projects and trends emerge regularly, and what may seem dead or obsolete today could experience a resurgence in the future.
Ultimately, whether meme coins are dead depends on one's perspective and investment strategy. While some may choose to avoid them due to their speculative nature, others may still find opportunities for short-term gains or community-driven projects.
J0IN THE BEST CRYPT0 EXCHANGE
submitted by maxikaz19 to cryptoQandA [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 16:26 Disastrous-Clue-2473 Overseeing Meditation Retreats for All Expertise Levels: From Beginner to Harmony Expert

Overseeing Meditation Retreats for All Expertise Levels: From Beginner to Harmony Expert
No matter what your level of meditation mastery, going on a retreat might be a groundbreaking and unquestionably satisfying experience. Meditation retreats give an exceptional opportunity to foster care, upgrade your training, and advance inward harmony and prosperity — no matter what your degree of involvement. We'll talk about how to deal with meditation retreats here, giving guidance and guidance for both amateur and prepared specialists.

Choosing the Proper Retreat
Choosing the ideal meditation retreat in pokhara for you is the most vital phase in beginning one. There are a plenty of potential outcomes accessible, from directed retreats in metropolitan regions to quiet retreats in far off cloisters, so it's essential to contemplate your objectives, interests, and experience level. Experienced specialists might be attracted to additional thorough quiet retreats zeroed in on developing their training, while novices might favor a coordinated, directed retreat with a lot of guidance and backing.

Mental and Actual Arrangement
Both physical and mental readiness are essential prior to leaving on a meditation retreat. It's vital to intellectually go into the retreat with a receptive outlook and the status to acknowledge whatever comes up during the experience. This could involve relinquishing all assumptions and biases and fostering a liberal, tolerating mentality toward whatever happens. It's vital to ensure your body is prepared for the requests of the retreat, which could incorporate delayed sitting and strolling meditation meetings as well as other care works out. It's vital to contemplate any food prerequisites or changes you could have while on the retreat.

Perceiving Retreat Configurations
There are a wide range of kinds of meditation retreats, and each enjoys benefits and burdens of its own. For instance, quiet retreats allow members the opportunity to dig further into their training in an extremely serene and reflective climate, while directed retreats give rookies on the meditation way design and help. Themed retreats that focus on specific aspects of care practice, as careful eating or adoring consideration meditation, are instances of elective retreat designs. Choosing a retreat structure that suits your targets and tastes is significant.

Analyzing Meditation Strategies
A meditation retreat allows participants the opportunity to explore different avenues regarding a scope of meditation rehearses, for example, body checks, cherishing benevolence meditation, and breath mindfulness. Master professionals may be keen on exploring more complicated rehearses like knowledge meditation or vipassana, while amateurs could find it supportive in the first place simple to-learn techniques like breath mindfulness or body examine. It's critical to go to the retreat with a receptive outlook and interest in the different methods given, no matter what your level of involvement.

yoga classes in Pokhara
Finding Backing and Local area
Rehearsing with similar individuals cultivates a feeling of local area and backing that is one of the greatest benefits of going on a meditation retreat. Making associations with others who practice meditation might be rousing, inspiring, and a wellspring of having a place, no matter what your degree of skill. A ton of retreat offices incorporate opportunities for training, discussion, and partaking in gatherings, which empowers individuals to associate profoundly and support each other en route.

To summarize, meditation retreats are an incredible way for individuals of all expertise levels to improve their abilities, foster mindfulness, and advance internal quiet and prosperity. No matter what your degree of aptitude, you might explore the meditation retreat insight effortlessly by choosing the appropriate retreat, preparing both truly and mentally, finding out about retreat styles, finding meditation methods, and tracking down local area and backing. A meditation retreat might be a profoundly edifying and extraordinary occasion that has an enduring effect, no matter what your degree of skill. Whether you're a fledgling hoping to start your meditation process or an accomplished professional hoping to extend your training.
submitted by Disastrous-Clue-2473 to u/Disastrous-Clue-2473 [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 16:20 Manone_MelonHead If someone was facing a major decision, what would you tell them?

To clarify, here are some details:
I am working on a short film for a uni assignment and need as many answers to this as possible.
Let's say, there is a person you know, who is facing a major decision. This decision would have a big influence on their happiness, with no information that would favour either choice. They could choose to pursue their desire and get a possible positive outcome, but with high stakes and the risk of making everything worse. Otherwise, they could choose not to pursue and leave everything at status quo. Nothing would change, everything stays as it was and no one would hurt, except for the person making the decision. (From their point of view at least)
If possible, I'd also be happy if you could include if your answer would be different, depending on, if they are more masculine or feminine representing. Of course there will be no judging of you or your answer. This is for research purposes only.
Every answer is very appreciated.
Have a great day! :D
(If this kind of question already counts as a survey, I apologise and will not oppose a deletion of this post)
submitted by Manone_MelonHead to SeriousConversation [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 16:17 SERP_Forge Common Mistakes to Avoid in White Label Link Building

White label link building can be a valuable tool, but it's important to avoid these pitfalls:
Client Neglect: Understand your client's goals and SEO status. Prioritize their needs and maintain clear communication.
Lack of Transparency: Receive regular progress reports from your link building provider. Open communication builds trust.
Costly Services: Avoid overpriced agencies. Look for affordable options that deliver high-quality results.
Poor Communication: Choose a provider with reliable communication channels to ensure you can easily reach them when needed.
Quantity over Quality: Focus on acquiring high-quality backlinks that genuinely improve your client's SEO, not just a high number of links.
Neglecting Follow-Up: Maintain communication with your provider. Keep them informed of any changes and maintain a strong working relationship.
submitted by SERP_Forge to SERPForge [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 16:11 ComedianNew2079 Top 10 Tips for Hiring a Security Guard in Vancouver

Hiring a security guard is a crucial decision for any business or individual in Vancouver looking to protect their assets, maintain a safe environment, and deter criminal activity. Whether you're seeking to hire for a commercial property, event security, or residential safety, understanding the key considerations can help ensure that you engage the most competent and reliable personnel. Here are the top 10 tips to guide you through the process of hiring a security guard in Vancouver.

1. Determine Your Security Needs

Before beginning your search for a security guard, assess what your specific security needs are. Consider factors such as the size of the area to be monitored, the nature of the protection (e.g., theft, vandalism, access control), and whether you require armed or unarmed guards. Clearly defining your requirements will help you find a security guard who is best suited to your circumstances.

2. Look for a Licensed Professional

In British Columbia, all security guards must hold a valid security license issued by the Security Services and Investigators Act. Ensure that any guard you consider hiring is licensed and check the status of their license to confirm it is current and in good standing. This not only verifies their legitimacy but also indicates that they have undergone the necessary training and background checks.

3. Experience and Specialization

Experience matters when it comes to security. Look for guards who have experience specifically in the type of security you need. For instance, if you need event security, a guard with experience in handling crowds and emergency situations would be ideal. Similarly, expertise in residential security or corporate security can be invaluable depending on your requirements.

4. Consider the Guard's Background and References

Always take the time to check a security guard’s references and background. This includes previous employment checks, criminal background checks, and any disciplinary actions in their professional history. Speaking to former employers can provide insight into their reliability, work ethic, and effectiveness.

5. Evaluate Training and Certifications

Security guards in Vancouver must complete basic security training to obtain their license. However, additional training in areas such as first aid, crisis intervention, and advanced security techniques can be beneficial. Verify the training certificates and look for guards who are committed to continuous education in their field.

6. Interview Candidates Thoroughly

When interviewing potential security guards, pay attention to their communication skills, alertness, and professionalism. These qualities are just as important as their physical ability to manage security tasks. Ask scenario-based questions to assess their judgement and problem-solving skills.

7. Assess Their Physical Fitness

Depending on the nature of the job, physical fitness can be an essential requirement for a security guard. Ensure that the candidates have the physical capabilities required to perform their duties, especially if the job involves extensive patrols or responding to emergencies.

8. Observational Skills

A good security guard must have excellent observational skills. During the hiring process, evaluate their ability to quickly and accurately assess a situation. Guards must be able to notice out of the ordinary occurrences and act swiftly to resolve issues.

9. Technology Proficiency

In today’s security landscape, being technologically adept is increasingly important. Many modern security systems involve digital surveillance, electronic reporting, and the use of technological devices. Ensure that the security guard you hire is comfortable with using technology and can adapt to new tools and systems.

10. Choose a Security Guard with Strong Interpersonal Skills

Lastly, the ability to handle and interact with people respectfully and effectively is crucial. Security guards often deal with the public, and their manner can affect your business's reputation and the effectiveness of their role. Look for guards who are approachable, good communicators, and capable of deescalating tense situations.
Hiring the right security guard in Vancouver involves careful consideration of their licensing, experience, and skills. By following these tips, you can enhance your chances of selecting a guard who will effectively contribute to the safety and security of your premises or event. Remember to also consider how well the guard aligns with the specific cultural and operational aspects of your business or personal security needs.
submitted by ComedianNew2079 to u/ComedianNew2079 [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 16:04 toodelood_bootao [Megathread] 8th Anniversary Broadcast & PTB Version 8.0

[Megathread] 8th Anniversary Broadcast & PTB Version 8.0
https://preview.redd.it/77m59dmpce0d1.jpg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de42b267ea7ab09e80260ec04fddd52175663110
Hey guys!
Today is gonna be a busy day and this Megathread is intended to keep up with the amount of information about the upcoming DLC, the anniversary and the year ahead.
Enjoy the broadcast and see you in the fog!
_____________________________________________________________________________________

Where to find the 8th Anniversary Broadcast?

Important Announcements:

_____________________________________________________________________________________

8th Anniversary Broadcast Livestream Recap

New Game: "What The Fog"
  • Available now!
  • Free for BHVR Account holders (limited free keys though)
  • otherwise exclusively on Steam for 4.99
  • 2-person co-op roguelite set in the universe of Dead by Daylight
Year 9 Roadmap
https://preview.redd.it/emft6s3vre0d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ed8a29a4e27382977f9b6033d83718d0f92f352
  • July: new time-limited Game Mode - 2vs8 (2 Killers, 8 Survivors)
    • Focus is more on it being a party-mode than something competitive
    • 5 maps were made bigger, gens and exit gates are still present
    • Survivors don't have perks but preset classes (healing focus, looping focus, ...)
    • Killers can choose between the first 5 original killers (for accessability reasons as they're all free)
    • Hooks are replaced with entity cages, working like Pyramid Head's cages
Gameplay Improvements
  • New Challenge Reward System
    • Passive progression (don't have to "go out of your way" to select challenges)
  • New In-game Inbox for announcements, patch notes etc.
  • Finisher Mori got improved and gets added in a future update
    • Killers can mori the last survivor of the match
    • Mori offerings changed to give more bloodpoints
  • Cross Progression (PC & consoles) is coming to DBD!
    • Coming later this summer
    • Players need to own the base game and a BHVR Account
    • Exceptions to what can be shared between platforms
    • Detailed Q&A available later
New Chapter Reveal - Dungeons & Dragons
  • Release Date: June 3, 2024 - Official Trailer
  • New Content: Vecna (Killer), "The Bard" Baermar Uraz/Aestri Yazar (Survivor) and a new map (Borgo realm)
What Lies Ahead
Pre-Anniversary Event - "Before the Masquerade"
https://preview.redd.it/wpi6uoq16f0d1.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5c3b73ab4487b88e043c07cb46c13c00b63a93
https://preview.redd.it/w4a99ft66f0d1.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9c273b8135ebbdfb17d358585e5e9b065c96bd
https://preview.redd.it/kpqbepf76f0d1.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e1cfe245444f9080ea39161a08de88d4e05d25
https://preview.redd.it/1bv0gddl6f0d1.jpg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72fde8cb53b597642888bf5082e09f585e4f7eb
8th Anniversary In-game Celebrations
https://preview.redd.it/ui76qdiw9f0d1.png?width=952&format=png&auto=webp&s=2265021dbce5d948b9f6e9dadec09fffe0b1c23b
  • Release: June 13
  • Masquerade Host makes an appearance ingame with voicelines etc
  • Event gameplay has a separate Event queue, core gameplay still has Party theme though
  • Event Tome with Community challenges, Skins for Bill and The Unknown
  • Paid Pig Event Skin in the store
End of the Show Surprise: Castlevania DLC
_____________________________________________________________________________________

PTB Version 8.0 - Dungeons & Dragons DLC

Release in 20 minutes
submitted by toodelood_bootao to LeaksDBD [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 15:45 Dynasty__93 Detail how you think the collapse of the American market will take place?

I am aware of the market and the economy not being the exact same thing. For the purpose of this post I will call the market as if the economy was totally intertwined because in many ways in a capitalist system it actually is very much intertwined. We are seeing in 2024 the reality of what a capitalist world has brought us. We have over $30 trillion in national debt and have it appear everything is on the up and up. People are in fact making more than they were 4 years ago. The price of most things we need has outpaced our wages but we are certainly making $26 an hour when we were making $18 an hour 4 years ago.
I see the collapse of the USA's market probably in the following order:
(1) Workers (*the bottom 60%) will not be able to sustain the standard of living they are adjusted to without a substantial increase in wages to make more than the other people in the country (mathematically impossible to do this if everyone gets this). The demand for increase in wages will become great and will cause a transition of people leaving their job to find a slightly higher paying job and will force employers to increase wages while more than increasing the cost of goods and/or services which are passed on to the consumer. This will cause small businesses to collapse and cease to exist and the only companies to survive will be those who can sustain a low enough cost of goods and/or services by having additional funnels of capital (i.e. the corporations who have the ability to be listed on the stock market). Small businesses that do not go extinct from this happening will go extinct when enough workers demand a full time position which requires health insurance - and the cost of health insurance will go up far above the cost of already high inflation. That is unless the health insurance companies are willing to take a loss (they are not btw).
(2) One way to offset no. 1 from happening and causing a collapse too quickly is to increase the population enough to create enough consumers of capital goods and to have enough low paid workers for the corporations. This will not happen because as we have seen since 2020 many do not see a benefit of working an $8 an hour job and are better off not working if the wage is too low. If I was given the choice of working an $8 an hour job or not working at all right now I would choose the latter. You are better off not working and trying to get the skills and education to make a $30 an hour job even if it means not working for an additional year than working for $8 an hour. These corporations will turn to robots doing as much work as possible and there eventually will not be enough jobs once robots take more than just the low paying jobs. For the sake of this post I will call AI and robots just robots.
(3) As no. 1 and 2 unfold the reality that capitalism is a self destructive system will show more as more capital will be needed to return enough revenue to those who are not in the workforce. This would include people who are in retirement and those who cannot work and are on programs such as SSDI. It is not the fact that a program like SSDI can go bankrupt that I am talking about. Instead it is the fact that we will see the cost of everything - because the cost of everything is connected in a capitalist system - go up so substantially that those who are in a fixed income setting that are no longer in the workforce will face high levels of homelessness. This could lead to many different things happening: People being forced to put as many expenses as they can on credit to be able to use actual capital to pay for rent and other needs they cannot put on credit - which we are seeing now. It also could and highly likely will cause a capitalist "crunch" of the bottom wealthiest bourgeoisie to exit being landlords and corporations that can be on the stock market to take over renting. Once this occurs and the monopoly begins of only a few big players owning too much of the rental market the prices of rentals will in fact drop until there are not enough renters to sustain profit, from what I covered in no. 2 regarding the population not going up enough. People are not having kids because... They cannot afford them. The number (percentage wise) of bourgeoisie will decrease substantially since real estate is one of the ways to sustain bourgeoisie status.
There are a no. 4, 5, 6... I have a list of over 15 things and I feel they are in order of what will happen. No. 1, 2 and 3 are basically already happening. No. 15 is the final stage of capitalism that I expect to see in/around 2035-2045 which will be when enough people realize capitalism was always unsustainable and the debate is over if we can utilize a capitalist system. By this time AI and robots will be performing enough of the labor that a transition not a common sense system will be possible. That is if global warming (caused and accelerated mostly by capitalism) has not caused enough damage by then to even live normally anymore.
*I am dividing the USA into the 5 categories of net worth (these are not what you have probably seen for net worth categories in the past but this is a more accurate grouping of net worth ranges since more people now than ever have a negative net worth and this pulls the bottom 20% down from most graphs shows since most graphs assume those with a negative net worth as having a zero dollar net worth):
The bottom 20% being people who have a net worth of below $5k;
then the next 20% being $5k-$60k net worth;
then next 20% being $60k-$200k net worth;
then next 20% being $200k-$1.5 million net worth;
then next $1.5 million+ as the last 20%.
submitted by Dynasty__93 to LateStageCapitalism [link] [comments]


2024.05.14 15:27 MrLaheyLover [ANNOUNCEMENT] Randy's Trailer Park Official Announcement Trailer!

[ANNOUNCEMENT] Randy's Trailer Park Official Announcement Trailer!
Welcome to Randy's Trailer Park!
https://preview.redd.it/m4234qt27e0d1.png?width=862&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e1c053399b0f76d3fee17ad03e5c8115d5495e2
Today we have officially launched our new and unique custom community server and want to share it with you all. We understand that Mordhau is declining in player-population, so we want to revitalise the game by providing a fun, unique and never seen before custom (vanilla) server for everyone to enjoy. That's right, VANILLA. All of our mods are built in to our server so it's literally plug and play. No need to download any mods!
https://reddit.com/link/1crs4h3/video/3ni5xdy47e0d1/player
Why Choose Us?
  • Passionate, dedicated, and active staff team.
  • Massive community.
  • Dedicated FFA Zones on every map for our community to go ham!
  • Removed all invisible barriers/ kill-zones for full access around our maps.
  • Custom horde commands.
  • Daily Events such as Deathruns, Custom Big Team Events, Parkour Events, VIP Events and many more!
  • Duel with confidence, our dedicated team will make sure your duels are uninterrupted.
  • No need to download any mods, everything is server-side.
VIP System
  • Multi-tier VIP roles.
  • Access to hundreds of custom commands including transforming in to horde bosses.
  • All proceeds go straight back in to upgrading and maintaining our server.
  • Spare money will be put in to a pot and used to host Cash Prize Events for our community.
Not only this, but we are officially the first Mordhau community server to implement custom server-side horde commands in the way that we have. Our main focus with all of this is to build a fun environment for our fellow Mordhau lovers to have fun whilst the game still has an active player base. We put a huge focus, and dedicate most of our time to creating this fun environment with our strong staff team. We run events every single day and are constantly coming up with fun and cool ways to evolve our amazing community.
Feel free to join our DISCORD and say hi! All updates and news on upcoming events will be posted here, you can also send in funny clips or chat with the community.
https://preview.redd.it/83e274r58e0d1.jpg?width=2383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9b09950d4aca134ad855ee65f3ff11f5089c02
Much love, Randers.
submitted by MrLaheyLover to Mordhau [link] [comments]


http://rodzice.org/