Abu ne chori choda
Sharam, Lajja, Peedha.
2024.05.13 21:09 BubbleLion69 Sharam, Lajja, Peedha.
 | Aj cbse ka result aya hai, bohot kharab lag raha hai mujhe. Mere parents ne mujhe bilkul nahi daanta, mere father ulta aj restuarant se khaana pack karake laye thay. Mere kuch relatives ko lagta hai ki main retarted hoon, poore saal padha hai acche se tab jaake main pass hua hoon aur mere 72% aye hai (no offense), sach baat bolu to fir main Indian economics poori chodh ke gaya tha, bst ke 4 chapter chode hai, accounts mein partnership ka 1st chapter choda tha aur financial to almost poori chodh ke gaya tha except cash flow wo baat alag hai ki zyada kch aya nahi tha financial statements se, aur to aur mera accounts mein 68 marks ka attempt hua tha similar case tha Mera baaki subjects mein bhi except for English. Parso mera CUET hai kuch khaas taiyaari nahi hai. 10th mein bhi mera Aisa hi scene tha, same score tha 10th mein, maine socha tha ki 12th mein acche se padhai karunga, 90% ke aas paas launga par main chutiya moj masti karne laga. Ab mera MBA ka bhi plan bekar ho gaya, pata nahi apni life mein kya karunga main ab gharwale bhi shayad ummed harr gaye hai. Mujhe kisi ne nahi daanta ulta appreciate kiya, bhot ajeeb laga hai mujhe aur bohot boora bhi. Kaash main marr hi jata par suicide karne ki himmat nahi hai mujhme. submitted by BubbleLion69 to CBSE [link] [comments] Also, jinke acche marks aaye un sabhi ko dher saari badhayi 🎉💐 |
2024.05.11 20:38 RaisinCurious7483 title ne ye मेमे chori kiya hai
 | prakhar bhaiya हस lo . submitted by RaisinCurious7483 to prakharkpravachan [link] [comments] |
2024.05.11 13:25 Bringmethanos12 Mausam is Awesome
 | Ye line maine banaya hai aur please koi chori kare toh mera naam laga dena. Dekha san ne mausam aaj kya change hua saath hi saath mere saamne lightning hua abhi. Bhayankar tha yaar. Well off for a ride. Kisi ko chalna hai ? submitted by Bringmethanos12 to Jamshedpur [link] [comments] |
2024.05.10 03:06 barbie971 Pusateri’s produce bag $5.99
 | Sweet potato fries Yukon potato scoops X2 orange juice submitted by barbie971 to TooGoodToGoCanada [link] [comments] Not super satisfied with this as potatoes are literally the cheapest. Could’ve used some fruits or actual veggies. Orange juice is fine considering it’s fresh juice. Last time they dumped a bunch of bread loafs in my bakery bag. Not sure if this place is the best choice for me. |
2024.05.09 21:13 OneImpossible6169 Same but Different - Jeb Bush Presidency
 | submitted by OneImpossible6169 to imaginaryelections [link] [comments] |
2024.05.09 18:26 Marius_jar KET klausimas
 | Labai simple klausimukas. O gal ir ne.. submitted by Marius_jar to lithuania [link] [comments] Ar yra KET taisyklėse kurs nors aiškiai parašyta/išdėstyta iš kurios pusės, dešinės ar kairės, gali važiuoti tiesiai sankryžoje? Turiu omeny, kai nėra jokių ženklų ant stulpų ar subraižytų linijų ant kelio, bet sankryžoj savo juostoj lengvai telpa 2 automobiliai. Pridedu pavyzdį. Lygiai tokia pati sankryža ir situacija su žaliu ir tuo labai gražiai mano nupieštu geltonu auto. Kai nėra subraižyta rodyklių nei ant stulpų ženklų, nei ant pačio kelio, tik pagrindinis ir šalutinis ženklai, kas ir kuria kryptimi gali važiuoti? Aš visad tokiose sankryžose tiesiai važiuoju iš kairės pusės (prisiglaudęs prie skiriamos juostos) nes tiek tiesiai, tiek į kairę sukantiem auto kliūtys praktiškai tos pačios, t.y. kiti automobiliai iš abiejų pusių. Jei iš dešinės visi pradėtų važiuot tiesiai, tai trukdytų pravažiuot tiem, kurie nori sukt į dešinę, nes į dešinę sukantiem kliūtis tik iš vienos pusės. Dar labai įdomu būtų sužinot, kas liktų kaltas, jei abu žali ir geltonas auto važiuotų tiesiai ir susidurtų. LABAI SVARBU: atkreipkit dėmesį, kad kelias tiesiai už sankryžos nebeturi dviejų juostų, tik vieną. Ir abu geltonas ir žalias auto susiduria. Kas kaltas? |
2024.05.09 10:48 Puzzleheaded_Swan526 “So… where you from?” “The C.I.A.”
 | Huh, small world. I work there. submitted by Puzzleheaded_Swan526 to americandad [link] [comments] |
2024.05.08 16:33 ExistentialCrisis1O1 Theft from flat, sector 46 Gardenia Glory
Hi everyone, ,
I live in a rented apartment in Noida sector 46, Yesterday in the morning between 4:30-6:30 am someone entered our flat and stole my office laptop bag having laptop phone wallet and 2 phones ,i called the helpline number 112 they said to check the cctv I couldn't believe that response from a emergency helpline number..
I went to the society security they said we cannot keep eye on every floor humara problem nhi hai and told us to go check the cctv in the maintenance office.
Then I went with a written complaint to the so called police Chowki in sector 39 the SI was literally sleeping, on a bed on duty with unbuttoned shirt, I handed him the complaint he said chori hui hai toh evidence kaha hai and then went on to say things like vo society me chori ho hi nhi sakti itne guards hai and my favourite ye batao chor ne itne floor Chhod ke tere flat me hi kyu aye. Bhai mujhe pta hota toh tere pass kyu aata!!!!!!! I asked him to give me sign/stamp on a received copy and he said bina evidence ke received nhi duga, nobody from the police every showed been more than 24 hours and in the end told me to file a complaint on upcop app which still shows pending.
I am not from this state, seeing the response from the police, emergency numbers and the society security staff I can see why the law and order is in such a terrible condition here.. If I need to provide the evidence to even register a complaint then why would I need the law,
I work in IT and have a decent education if these people are treating people like us in such a way , I cannot imagine what treatment they give to the less literate population.
submitted by ExistentialCrisis1O1 to noida [link] [comments]
I live in a rented apartment in Noida sector 46, Yesterday in the morning between 4:30-6:30 am someone entered our flat and stole my office laptop bag having laptop phone wallet and 2 phones ,i called the helpline number 112 they said to check the cctv I couldn't believe that response from a emergency helpline number..
I went to the society security they said we cannot keep eye on every floor humara problem nhi hai and told us to go check the cctv in the maintenance office.
Then I went with a written complaint to the so called police Chowki in sector 39 the SI was literally sleeping, on a bed on duty with unbuttoned shirt, I handed him the complaint he said chori hui hai toh evidence kaha hai and then went on to say things like vo society me chori ho hi nhi sakti itne guards hai and my favourite ye batao chor ne itne floor Chhod ke tere flat me hi kyu aye. Bhai mujhe pta hota toh tere pass kyu aata!!!!!!! I asked him to give me sign/stamp on a received copy and he said bina evidence ke received nhi duga, nobody from the police every showed been more than 24 hours and in the end told me to file a complaint on upcop app which still shows pending.
I am not from this state, seeing the response from the police, emergency numbers and the society security staff I can see why the law and order is in such a terrible condition here.. If I need to provide the evidence to even register a complaint then why would I need the law,
I work in IT and have a decent education if these people are treating people like us in such a way , I cannot imagine what treatment they give to the less literate population.
rant #HopelessSystem
2024.05.07 09:31 GodseSupporter title ne pic chori kri hai
 | goes so hard tho submitted by GodseSupporter to MEDICOreTARDS [link] [comments] |
2024.05.07 08:51 Mudi_Xi Aaj story ni sunaunga, Aaj tehelka story sunaunga (img change krdi mods)
 | To all my regarded aspirants have some popcorn and sitback. Y ek aisi kahani h jiske baare m sirf main ar Mera dost jaanta h. The first time he heard this he was flabbergasted. submitted by Mudi_Xi to JEENEETards [link] [comments] To mods 🥺: delete mt Krna yaar I'm trying to cope a bit, also science h daba k story m to it's legal :) ~Love, TARS, love. It's just like Brand said. My connection with M*rs, it is quantifiable. I was 11-12 yr old. Ar jawani aane s pehle mene kudh ko applied science k torch-bearer ki mehtvapoorna zimmedari saunp di thi. Ab marte jeete mera ek hi kaam tha; motor khojke manuj-peedhi k liye zaruri avishkaar krna. Mere Ghar s kabadi wala kabhi ek tukde m saman ni le jata tha, kyuki jb bhi koi electronic appliance kharab hota tha to ghar ka ek zimmedar beta hone k naate, m uska purn roop s vishleshan krne k baad bolta tha ki Naya lelo ye to ni bnne wala. Ar ab vo lawaris device mere mazboot haatho m aa jati thi. Ar jb kisi ka dhyaan ni hota tha to pechkas, machis, hathodi, bhala-talvaar leke m usko shundar-shundar kr deta tha. Ek din aise hi purani tv m se ek bhi motor na Milne k baad, main apne agle sikhaar k talash m tha. Ghar p majoor lge the Jo Ghar m kuch fix krre the ar mauka sahi tha. Poore Ghar ka ghanto tk chkkr lgane k baad mujhe kuch kabaad ni mila.. Apun ko lga, aaj science ki haar hogyi h ar duniya ko apne avishkaaro s jagmagane ka sapna, sapna hi reh jayega... Har k seedhi p baithe baithe mujhe Curie ar Archimedes ki yaad aai. Ar mene khudko saameta ar paripakvata ka ek paath pdhaya. “Ni mere jeete-ji, science ni haarega. Ye kaam asan ni h, iss lone torch-bearer of science ki haar aisi choti rukavato s ni hogi.” Aisa smjane k baad ek baad firse mene Ghar scan mara ar apne beeshma pratigya ko safal krne m mujhe sirf maut dikh ri thi. Mujhe kuch aisa mil gya tha jisme sucess rate to find motor ar death rate maximum the. Mere haath peeche hore the tb firse mene khudko smjhaya ki brother soch agar Madam Curie bhi maut s dar gyi hoti to aaj hum manushya kitne peeche hote... Apne bahubali haatho ka prayog mene uss vish ko uthane m kiya jo meri maut ka karan bnne wala tha. Ar science ka naam leke mene bahar nikala vo kaala, bhaari, dhul m sana hua magar sbse sundar electric appliance: vo DVD player 📀. Hn vahi DVD player 📀 jo didi hath bhi lgane s mana ki thi. Mummy ne bola tha isko chuoge to taang tod denge. Maut ka dar ar jeevan ka moh chorke mene pechkas nikala ar fata fat us DVD player 📀 ko dekhte hi dekhte shundar-shundar kr diya. Ar usko kholne k baad smjho kayanaat palat gyi. 1 nahi 2 nahi balki 3 motors. Ab mujse control ni hora tha mene pechkas ki kabiliyat p zyada bharosa kr liya tha (fuck you do muh wale pechkas). Vo chote wale screw apne pe ad gye the, mene pyaar s unhe manane ki koshish ki magar vo mere ar mere namakool pechkas k incompetence p hasse jaa rhe the. “Bhaya binu hogi na preeti”, madam Curie lgataar mere dimag m ye chaupaai bole jaa rhi thi. Naa chahte huye mujhe vo kadam uthana pda jo m ni krna chahta tha. Mera plan tha: chup chaap kholo. Dheeme s motor nikaalo, motor kabze m aate hi chup chaap dhkaan lga k vapis aa jao jaise kuch hua hi ni tha. Magar un choote screws ne apni shudra-vyaktitva ko zaahir kr diya tha. Mene apne namakool pechkas ko choda ar apne har dukh k saathi; hathodi ko uthaya. Those screw saw the wrath of lone torch-bearer of Science that day. Trr trrr khatt-khattt. Aakhirkaar universe k is mushkil kasauti ko m paar kr gya. Ar ab vo teen motors sirf ar sirf mere the. Mene nazar-chakshu bagal m ghumaye to DVD player 📀 ka haal dekha ni jaara tha. Isse pehle koi ye murder dekhe, mujhe iss laash ko thikane lgana tha. Maine saare tukdo ko sametna shuru kiya. Ar DVD player 📀 ko antim vidaai di. Plastic k jhole m uss DVD player 📀 ki atim yatra hui ar boht door jaane k baad mene ek sahi location paai; ek koode ka spot jaha kisi ki nazar ni pdegi. Mitti khod k uss DVD player 📀 ki laash ko mene apne Bahubali haathon s thikane lga diya ar vapas Ghar aa gya. Ghar to aa gya tha but ldai khtm ni hui thi. Chup chap gate bnd krke m didi no 2 k pass gya ar ek plan sochne lga. Didi no 2 tv dekhne m mashroof thi ar bahar s majooron ki awaz aari thi. Mere shatir dimag m neurons shoot hue ar ek nayab plan soojha. Mene didi ko bola: 😾 ooye paagal! Kyaa krri h?? Ghar m majdoor lge h ar andr aise baithi h! Hosh khabar rkha kriye thoda! Abhi kuch utha k nikl jayenge sb to pta bhi ni chlega! Abhi hm ek bnde ko kal s dekh rhe h us ‘TV AR DVD PLAYER 📀’ k bgl m khada hoke kuch dekhra tha! Sochiye abhi hum ni hote to utha k nikal jata vo ‘DVD PLAYER 📀’! 😾 The idea was incepted. All I needed was it to ripe. Kuch mahine beete mummy diwali ki safai krri thi ar didi no 1 chilla k bulai. BAABUUU... m iss situation k liye m poorna roop s taiyaar tha. M saamne gya ar bola kya hua. Didi no 1 was on fire. KAHA H VO DVD PLAYER 📀??? I said: ni milra na! Hum bhi khoojre itne din s humko lga aap log chupa k rkhi h. Jeshtha purna roop s vismrit thi. Vo kuch ar kehti usse pehle bagal se didi no 2 aai ar boli hn hum bhi dekhre h itne din s. Humko lgra h vo last time kaam lga tha tbhi s gaayab hua h. Vo sb the bhi chor type k. Mauke ka faida utha k maine bola: hn hn aap to bolri thi na ki dekhi thi kisi ko tv bgl m kuch dekhra tha. And she thought and said: hn hn pta ni kaise kb utha k le gye... Itne m mummy aai ar boli: jaane do kon ab usme dekh bhi rha h movie voovie. And I ended the conversation: jaane dijiye tsk tsk le Jana hi tha to kamse kam humko bta diya hota hum us DVD player 📀 m s motor to nikal liye hote |
2024.05.05 19:31 ShaheerMeowchanic 21M (Yes, 21) based in Isb
Hi!
In case you're wondering, yes, I'm 21. I know you probably have TONS of questions, and I'll address them end mein. But for now, here's a not-so-little bit about me (get some popcorn, one heck of a post).
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Height & Weight: 5'10" & 54 kg
Marital status: Single (21 mein toh divorced hone se raha 😔)
Education: Pursuing mechanical engineering in a renowned university
Profession: Started a marketing agency recently so I can fund my startup In sha Allah
Hobbies: Haye, aik ho toh bataun. I've picked up almost everything under the Sun - Rubik's cube, skating, sketching, poetry, piano, consuming self-help + business stuff. But one thing that's been permanent is Bollywood rom-com (Dilwaale, Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania, uffff SIMP for these)
Do you want kids? Not in the next 5 years. After that, In sha Allah
Religion: This is a tough one. Alhamdulillah, I fast poora but I struggle with praying. As of now, I don't pray (which is something I need to work on). Other than that, I'm FAIRLY religious.
When it comes to matters dealing with people, I am extremely cautious - kisi ko hurt na karun. I refuse to take interest (and In sha Allah, never will). Although I myself listen to songs, but I don't put them on my publich social media posts (work related, more on that later).
I was recently working with a client (from Australia) and I was ultimately getting people to buy homes (which is done on interest over there), so I quit that (despite that being my only source of income). Allah had better plans (I kept on working with that agency on other clients though, so win-win).
Deal breakers:
1. Doesn't care about halal/haram income: I am obsessed with this. I would rather die hungry than feed myself and my family from haram earnings.
2. Emotional and can't hold discussions: I'm someone who's very calm when solving problems. I see it as "as vs. the problem" instead of "you vs. I", and I expect my wife to do the same. To communicate what bothered her, what problems she's facing so we can solve that instead of being emotional, taane maarna, behas karna.
3. Can't change her opinions on something: If you believe a Sun is a star, and I give you evidence to support that it isn't, and you still don't change your mind, can't happen. I'm always ready to learn new things and change my opinion on something (if I'm given the facts, evidence and logic) and expect my wife to to the same.
4. Is a "feminist": I cannot stress this enough. Although I crack a LOT of sexist jokes, I am a feminist, but not in the way you'd expect. I want to make my wife financially independent, so if we seperate or I die, she doesn't have to struggle. I also want to teach her how to do everything without me (for the said reason). I am NOT a fan of "mera jism, mera marzi" and pseudo-feminism.
5. A medical professional who plans on working: Doctors spend a lot of time hospitals aur patents ke saath, and I want a partner who's there for me. Not someone who works 12 hours a day and comes home too tired to do ANYTHING (not talking about chores).
6. Doesn't dress modestly: Definition - revealing clothes, no dupatta, jeans. You don't necessarily have to do hijab or niqab but still modest dressing.
Interesting facts about you:
Remember how I wrote I'm just 21? I'm a big advocate of early marriages. Why?
Not only do you stay away from haram relationships and zina, but your focus is just on one place - your person. You can really get ahead in life when you have that one person's support. I want to build my life with that person. I have big dreams. Shayad ho jayen, shayad nahi. Allah ki marzi. But mein ne apni taraf se efforts daalni hain, and I want my wife to support me throughout that.
And an interesting story
My aapi was a kid when she brought an eraser home. Apparently, her friend gifted her that. My mother got suspicious and thought aapi ne chori ki hai. She wrote a letter to her teacher asking her to make sure yeh gift hi tha.
She did that to make sure keh itni choti si bachi bhi chori na kar rahi ho.
That's the kind of family my family is. Hamari family mein people don't lie. We don't steal. Even taking a fruit from someone's tree without asking them is considered stealing.
Itna trust hai keh even if I get "caught" in a hotel room with a girl and I say keh I don't know the girl, toh my parents WILL believe me. Of course, I honour that just as much and would never do that.
City: Islamabad
Residence (Own/Rented): Government
Family details: Father is a civil servant, mother is a housewife, one married sister. Upper middle class
Requirements:
1. Supports me emotionally: I would say I'm an entrepreneur, and the stress in my life is fucking crazy. All I want from my wife is to hold my hand and tell me she's there for me and always will be by my side.
2. Values align karti hon: Honest, respectful (I greet even sweepers, kaam wali auntie and everyone bara, and I respect my teachers so much I don't talk about them naam le kar even behind their back), doesn't hurt others (would rather hurt herself).
3. Humour: Bohat lame dad jokes maarta hun. Bas don't say "lame" or "hasna tha" at my jokes and we're good to go ;)
4: Accountability: You can accept when you're wrong and don't let your ego get in the way
Upar upar se, that's mainly it.
Expectations from the partner:
Someone who's my safe place. The last thing I want is when I'm home, I have one more thing to worry about.
Timeframe in which you want to marry: 6-12 months
submitted by ShaheerMeowchanic to PakistanRishta [link] [comments]
In case you're wondering, yes, I'm 21. I know you probably have TONS of questions, and I'll address them end mein. But for now, here's a not-so-little bit about me (get some popcorn, one heck of a post).
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Height & Weight: 5'10" & 54 kg
Marital status: Single (21 mein toh divorced hone se raha 😔)
Education: Pursuing mechanical engineering in a renowned university
Profession: Started a marketing agency recently so I can fund my startup In sha Allah
Hobbies: Haye, aik ho toh bataun. I've picked up almost everything under the Sun - Rubik's cube, skating, sketching, poetry, piano, consuming self-help + business stuff. But one thing that's been permanent is Bollywood rom-com (Dilwaale, Humpty Sharma ki Dulhania, uffff SIMP for these)
Do you want kids? Not in the next 5 years. After that, In sha Allah
Religion: This is a tough one. Alhamdulillah, I fast poora but I struggle with praying. As of now, I don't pray (which is something I need to work on). Other than that, I'm FAIRLY religious.
When it comes to matters dealing with people, I am extremely cautious - kisi ko hurt na karun. I refuse to take interest (and In sha Allah, never will). Although I myself listen to songs, but I don't put them on my publich social media posts (work related, more on that later).
I was recently working with a client (from Australia) and I was ultimately getting people to buy homes (which is done on interest over there), so I quit that (despite that being my only source of income). Allah had better plans (I kept on working with that agency on other clients though, so win-win).
Deal breakers:
1. Doesn't care about halal/haram income: I am obsessed with this. I would rather die hungry than feed myself and my family from haram earnings.
2. Emotional and can't hold discussions: I'm someone who's very calm when solving problems. I see it as "as vs. the problem" instead of "you vs. I", and I expect my wife to do the same. To communicate what bothered her, what problems she's facing so we can solve that instead of being emotional, taane maarna, behas karna.
3. Can't change her opinions on something: If you believe a Sun is a star, and I give you evidence to support that it isn't, and you still don't change your mind, can't happen. I'm always ready to learn new things and change my opinion on something (if I'm given the facts, evidence and logic) and expect my wife to to the same.
4. Is a "feminist": I cannot stress this enough. Although I crack a LOT of sexist jokes, I am a feminist, but not in the way you'd expect. I want to make my wife financially independent, so if we seperate or I die, she doesn't have to struggle. I also want to teach her how to do everything without me (for the said reason). I am NOT a fan of "mera jism, mera marzi" and pseudo-feminism.
5. A medical professional who plans on working: Doctors spend a lot of time hospitals aur patents ke saath, and I want a partner who's there for me. Not someone who works 12 hours a day and comes home too tired to do ANYTHING (not talking about chores).
6. Doesn't dress modestly: Definition - revealing clothes, no dupatta, jeans. You don't necessarily have to do hijab or niqab but still modest dressing.
Interesting facts about you:
Remember how I wrote I'm just 21? I'm a big advocate of early marriages. Why?
Not only do you stay away from haram relationships and zina, but your focus is just on one place - your person. You can really get ahead in life when you have that one person's support. I want to build my life with that person. I have big dreams. Shayad ho jayen, shayad nahi. Allah ki marzi. But mein ne apni taraf se efforts daalni hain, and I want my wife to support me throughout that.
And an interesting story
My aapi was a kid when she brought an eraser home. Apparently, her friend gifted her that. My mother got suspicious and thought aapi ne chori ki hai. She wrote a letter to her teacher asking her to make sure yeh gift hi tha.
She did that to make sure keh itni choti si bachi bhi chori na kar rahi ho.
That's the kind of family my family is. Hamari family mein people don't lie. We don't steal. Even taking a fruit from someone's tree without asking them is considered stealing.
Itna trust hai keh even if I get "caught" in a hotel room with a girl and I say keh I don't know the girl, toh my parents WILL believe me. Of course, I honour that just as much and would never do that.
City: Islamabad
Residence (Own/Rented): Government
Family details: Father is a civil servant, mother is a housewife, one married sister. Upper middle class
Requirements:
1. Supports me emotionally: I would say I'm an entrepreneur, and the stress in my life is fucking crazy. All I want from my wife is to hold my hand and tell me she's there for me and always will be by my side.
2. Values align karti hon: Honest, respectful (I greet even sweepers, kaam wali auntie and everyone bara, and I respect my teachers so much I don't talk about them naam le kar even behind their back), doesn't hurt others (would rather hurt herself).
3. Humour: Bohat lame dad jokes maarta hun. Bas don't say "lame" or "hasna tha" at my jokes and we're good to go ;)
4: Accountability: You can accept when you're wrong and don't let your ego get in the way
Upar upar se, that's mainly it.
Expectations from the partner:
Someone who's my safe place. The last thing I want is when I'm home, I have one more thing to worry about.
Timeframe in which you want to marry: 6-12 months
2024.05.05 13:13 OwnBasis7143 So Kota factory wasn't lying 😭
 | Disclaimer: Kota factory se kuch Lena Dena nahi hai story ka wo to bas ese hi dialog match ho gae to socha dal du submitted by OwnBasis7143 to JEENEETards [link] [comments] Context: my tution has initially 6 director who were teachers also and all of the tution was running bc the bond of friendship (they were actually very good friends) but as time passes 2 teachers left and so on that at last only 3 teachers were left till November I knew they eventually gona crash so I started studying at home and occasionally just started visiting tution to show I'm alive and now biggest PLOT TWIST has been revealed that one of teacher was actually a imposter and he was the reason behind everyone leaving he manipulateed every teacher in convensing that he is with them no matter what,but when institute gets into more and more loan he just wanted to leave and a week ago he left . Our main director was so stun he didn't knew this could ever happen (also the person in recording is not him) , ab hamare tution me sare achhe teacher katam ho gae par mujhe fark nahi padta par phir bhi behencho absolute cinema jis cutiye ne choda or ye director dono madarchod the Bina mtlb gussa karte or syllabus hamesa late karate ab mera 11 hi cal raha tha abhi Tak behencho ab Aya kuch maja Mai to ab jata nahi tution isiliye ek dost ne beja recording |
2024.05.04 23:44 retroxspect Best mail week I’ve had in some time!
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2024.05.04 11:07 SaukstasProto Iš asmeninio dienoraščio. 20... m. gegužės 4 d.
 | Iš asmeninio dienoraščio. 20... m. gegužės 4 d. submitted by SaukstasProto to saukstasproto [link] [comments] Šiandien tyliai glostau vieną iš retesnių svečių - jausmą, kad niekur nereikia. Nereikia skubėti, niekas nekaba virš galvos, šarvai ir katanos ramiai sukabinti snaudžia. Yra ir mažas diskomfortas, vis tik neįprasta, ir akies kampas vis dirsčioja tai į kalendorių, tai į darbų sąrašą, tai lyg norisi nuveikti "kažką". Išsidėlioju sodinimui paruoštų svogūnų paradą. Gražu. Bet stropiai vykdysiu "vengti sunkaus fizinio darbo" instrukciją, ir sodinsiu iš lėto. Gal pirma tuos, o gal anuos. Žiūriu į prognozę ir matau, kad tikrai nevėluoju. Rikiuoju visus atgal į dėžutę. Jaučiu, kad ne paskutinį kartą paradas, nes labai jau smagu. Tada einu su pusryčiais į lauką. Lauke mišrus choras atlieka odę kasdieniniam džiaugsmui. Solistas Vyturys ypatingai gerai gieda, mintyse pasižymiu, kad minčių puokštę po mintinio biso reiks įteikti jam, gal net paspaus man ranką... Oda iš lėto šyla, ir vidinis serotoninometras guviai pildosi. Žiūriu, kaip saulėje žvilga lapai. Labai norėčiau pagooglinti, kas yra tas žvilgesys - beržų lapai tai tiesiog labai lygūs, o va ridikėliai lyg nusėti smulkiais kristalais. Vėliau, neskubu. Stebiu, kaip tose vietose, kurios seniau dirbo atramomis šarvams, kaupiasi kitokie jausmai ir emocijos. Paprastai ten nebūna tuščios vietos, paprastai ten verda darbas, bet šiandien kažkaip kitaip. Pamenu, kad seniau čia gimdavo ilgalaikiai planai ir keistos idėjos, eilėraščiai ir piešiniai. Galėčiau sakyti - kaip gaila, galėtų būti nuolat, bet taip pat nujaučiu, kad turbūt negalėtų. Gal atšaukus vidinę mobilizaciją, būtent pokyčio skersvėjis sudaro geriausias sąlygas eilėraščiams žydėti. Gal. Atsisėdu šalia šeštadienio darbus jau dirbančių katinų. Abu drybso pagilintu savaitgalio režimu. Katinas pakelia galvą, pažiūri į mane labai jau apmusijusiu žvilgsniu, matyt greitai kažką diagnozuoja, atsikelia, ir atsigula taip, kad nugara remtųsi man į ranką. Katinas šiltas ir murkia, ir čia yra geriausia instrukcija tam, ką reiktų veikti toliau. Kurį laiką tik sėdžiu priglaudusi ausį jam prie šono ir klausausi, kaip murkimas, kvėpavimas ir bosanova skamba kaip labai sklandi simfonija. Suku ratą, ieškau parkavimo vietos, ir manęs tai visiškai nejaudina, dainuoju toliau. Neįkainojamas jausmas. Esu tikra, kad jeigu lygiai tas pats vyktų darbo režime, tai stipriai erzintų, o ir muzika būtų ne ta. Bet šiandien viskas yra labai gerai. Į kavinę užeina jaunuolis su šunimi. Kažką perka jai, kažką sau. Negirdžiu, ką jis sako, "skaitau" jo gestus, lygiai tą patį daro ir šuo. Žiūri tiesiai jam į akis, kraipo savo švelnias ausis ir kantriai laukia išsipildymo savo fokuso smaigalyje. Galiausiai kažką iš tiesų gauna, ir man net per nugarą pereina šuns džiaugsmas. Rytas yra gražus, ir diena bus dar gražesnė, kitaip šiame gražiame pasaulyje tiesiog neišeis. saukstasproto #psichologija #dienoraštis |
2024.05.02 20:57 pudhinachutney Panick attack hogaya parents ke samne
Dinner kha rahe the and papa ne achanak pucha last mock mai kitne aye. Usually mummy ko hi batata hu but isbar unko bhi nahi bataya tha kyunki 400's mai aye the.
Jab unhone pucha mai blank hogaya. Pata nahi kaise rone laggaya jor jor se, saans nahi le paa Raha tha, bathroom me Jake lock kardia apne ap ko kuch der ke liye.
Nikla toh mummy ne mujhe hug karke bola kuch nahi hota, tu jitna kar sakta hai utna kar.
I am so fucking disappointed in myself, unhone mujhe ek chiz ki bhi Kami nahi chori aur mai itna bada downfall kargaya.
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Jab unhone pucha mai blank hogaya. Pata nahi kaise rone laggaya jor jor se, saans nahi le paa Raha tha, bathroom me Jake lock kardia apne ap ko kuch der ke liye.
Nikla toh mummy ne mujhe hug karke bola kuch nahi hota, tu jitna kar sakta hai utna kar.
I am so fucking disappointed in myself, unhone mujhe ek chiz ki bhi Kami nahi chori aur mai itna bada downfall kargaya.
2024.05.02 04:10 averageredditcuck I AM HERE TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS
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2024.05.01 11:47 Drakmamman Reject their disdain for happiness and enjoying life. We want to feel like human beings.
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2024.05.01 08:08 GytisI Lemon gym ar Gym+
Kaip jau indikuoja pavadinimas: kuris jum arčiau širdies ir kodėl? Gal teko abiejuose pabūti? Planuoju išbandyti abu, bet noriu išgirsti ir kitų įžvalgas, nes per vieną kartą galiu ne viską pastebėti.
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2024.04.29 19:56 AliciAngel Brauch Weisheit
Ich, F19, bin so zerrissen. Gerade mach ich meine FOS in Bayern im Zweig ABU weil ich mal mein Master in Zoologie haben will und bis jetzt nur ne Mittlere Reife mit 2,7 hab. Allerdings scheiß ich akademisch so rein obwohl ich mein bestes geb (Ich steh in Mathe auf 0 diggaa und in Deutsch und Chemie auf 3 Punkten). Ich bin am überlegen Ausbildung anzufangen obwohl ich Schule schon echt gern weiter machen will und ich keine Ahnung hab was ich für ein Beruf machen will.
Morgen schreib ich halt auch ne Mathe Kurzarbeit und ich hab echt keine Ahnung davon, meine Nachhilfe hat keine Zeit und habs mir schon von 3 Leuten erklären lassen und immer noch kein Plan, wenn ich da ins Fettnäpfchen tret is es eh vorbei mit dem Jahr da ich nur in 2 Fächern auf 10 steh.
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Morgen schreib ich halt auch ne Mathe Kurzarbeit und ich hab echt keine Ahnung davon, meine Nachhilfe hat keine Zeit und habs mir schon von 3 Leuten erklären lassen und immer noch kein Plan, wenn ich da ins Fettnäpfchen tret is es eh vorbei mit dem Jahr da ich nur in 2 Fächern auf 10 steh.
2024.04.29 10:29 Ok_Dependent6471 Aakriti and jashwant's live
'mein Sachin ko respect karti thi isliye mene 10 chize nahi boli' bro we have watched the episodes and fake claiming things won't prove you right and jashwant Tum aakriti le naya pille ho jab 2 3 mahine dance wance karke reel banake thak jaegi woh Naya pille pallegi acha Hoga agar Tum chup hi raho toh aur agar aakriti NE nahi choda toh history will repeat itself jashwant ne Jo nandu ke sath Kiya hai wahi Hoga aakriti kendathi ish liya jyada uchlo aur socha tha isse jyada toh nahi giregi bandi ne phirse slut shaming, body shaming suru kardiya have you lost your mind?? Show pe Jo karliya toh karliya ab live peh bhi Naya #thereal the main the truthful the sab ka Raza kholdungi jashkriti show kholna Chalu Kiya hai Kya? Lagta hai Splitsvilla wallo ne diya huwa paisa kam padgaya Kya aur ab insta live pe bitching karke kamana chati ho?? shouting and crying won't prove you right and respectfully you deserve all the hate
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2024.04.27 15:35 sabki-bajaungi Madam, plz learn something from dabba..the way she made her mother special during her bday.. lots of her favourite stuff was gifted by saba..and pipika celebrated her mom's bday so thanda..even though her mom moved to Mumbai especially for her..
I loved the way dabba bought all the favourite stuff for ammi..but pipika didn't lift a finger for her own mother..jiske bharose ruhaan pal rha h..m sure as soon as ruhaan grows up, pipika would again send her mom back to pune..
Also why would janab wanted ammi's bday bringin content on his channel? What does he do for ammi as such?
Just paying bills doesn't make you good son or daughter. Spending time with your parents make you good son and daughter..and janab and madam both are worst son and daughter respectively.
Bas janab ko content chori aata h..tbhi is bar dabba ne apna vlog evening me 4 baje daal Diya
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Also why would janab wanted ammi's bday bringin content on his channel? What does he do for ammi as such?
Just paying bills doesn't make you good son or daughter. Spending time with your parents make you good son and daughter..and janab and madam both are worst son and daughter respectively.
Bas janab ko content chori aata h..tbhi is bar dabba ne apna vlog evening me 4 baje daal Diya
2024.04.26 15:32 AtmAll1 Lets play the dating game with these Better Homes and Gardens Globe Maps. See my prior post about this Meredith (?) Replogle Better Homes and Gardens globe. I believe that the globe can be dated to a ten month period. What say you? Hint; Meredith bought Replogle Globes in 1959.
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