Behan ne choda

"Soo" refers to third person singular in Punjabi. (Used in Jatki/Shahpuri/WesternMajhi/Dhanni/Pothohari)
In all of Western Punjabi, either we say the entire "Soo" or shorten it as "Us"

1. Kii Naa'n Soo? (Kyaa Naam Hai Uska?)
2. Kar Dittaa Soo (Kar Diiya Hai Usnay)
3. Aakhyaa-Soo (Kahaa Usnay)
4. Mein Bateyraa Samjhaayaa-Hisoo (Mein Ne Boht Samjhaayaa Hai Usay)

Negative word for "Soo" is "Nisoo"
Jhang Punjabi Drama: "Dhammi KaDDHyas AaTaa Tey Ethaaii'n Rakkh ChaDDyaa Soo" (Subah-Sveyray Nikaalaa Hai Usnay AaTaa Our Yahee'n Par Rakkh Diiyaa Hai Usnay)
Sargodha Punjabi Reel: "Kay Hoyaa Soo?" (Kyaa Huuaa Hai Usay?)
Western Majhi: "Dil Tey Jaadoo Keetaa Soo" (Dil Par Jaadoo Kiiya Usnay)
Jhangochi Drama: "HuN KaNak Da RauLa BaNaa ChhaDDyaa Soo, KehRay De'ynh Tue'n Parnii Ke AavNaa Ae?" (Ab Gandum Ka Maslaa Banaa Diiya Hai Usney, Kis Din Tum Shaadi Karvaa Kar Aaogii?)
Punjabi Drama: "Kaalay Rang De BooT Paaye Hoye Soo" (Kaalay Rang Ke BooT Pehnay Huuay Hai'n Usnay)
Western Majhi: "Rabb JaaNay Kii Majboorii Soo" (K'hudaa Jaanay Uskii Kyaa Majboorii Hai)
Jhangochi Punjabi Drama: "Naalay AeDii Kaaii-Nhi LaRaaii Inhaa'n Dohvaa'n DIi Pata Nhi KeDaa Patthar Dil Ae, Ammaa'n Da BhaiN Vaastay Dil Ee Nisoo Aandaa" (Itni Bhi Nahi LaRaaii In Dono Kii / Pata Nhi Kitnaa Patthar Dil Hai Ammii Ka, Behan Ke Liiye Dil Hi Nahi Aataa Isay)
Same Drama: "Vichoo'n Dil Hisoo" (Andar Se Dil Kartaa Hai Iskaa)
Punjabi Comedy Drama: "Namoona! Eh Nisoo Aakhya Chaar Chhaliiyaa'n Chhil Lvaa'n Rann Naal Beh Ke" (Yey Nahi Kahaa Usnay Chaar Chhaliiyaa'n Chheel Loo'n Beevii Ke Saath BaiTH Kar)
Chakwali Punjabi: "Ali Naa'n-Us" (Ali Naam Hai Uskaa)
Chakwali Punjabi Funny guy: "Khabray Koi Tyfaaid Hoyis" (Shaaid Koi Typhoid Huua Hai Isay)

'mein Sachin ko respect karti thi isliye mene 10 chize nahi boli' bro we have watched the episodes and fake claiming things won't prove you right and jashwant Tum aakriti le naya pille ho jab 2 3 mahine dance wance karke reel banake thak jaegi woh Naya pille pallegi acha Hoga agar Tum chup hi raho toh aur agar aakriti NE nahi choda toh history will repeat itself jashwant ne Jo nandu ke sath Kiya hai wahi Hoga aakriti kendathi ish liya jyada uchlo aur socha tha isse jyada toh nahi giregi bandi ne phirse slut shaming, body shaming suru kardiya have you lost your mind?? Show pe Jo karliya toh karliya ab live peh bhi Naya #thereal the main the truthful the sab ka Raza kholdungi jashkriti show kholna Chalu Kiya hai Kya? Lagta hai Splitsvilla wallo ne diya huwa paisa kam padgaya Kya aur ab insta live pe bitching karke kamana chati ho?? shouting and crying won't prove you right and respectfully you deserve all the hate

Behanchod 11th mein gym jana band kiya tha taki pura saal focus khali padhai mein karu ab saala saand jaisa ho gaya hu January mein behan chod 27s1 mila usme 86% aaye is baar bhi behanchod 6s1 isme 92% aaye ek percent se cutoff reh gaya behanchod par advance deke bhi kya hi kar leta mein aaj mera janam din bhi par kuch karne ka mann nahi kar raha papa ne subah se wish tak nahi kiya itna bura lag raha hai mujhe ya khud par hi gussa aa raha manipal mein bhi 100 marks aaye lund kuch milega utne mein vit mein saale rank manipulate karte hai ab bits bacha hai par saala sab 150+ wale bits de rahe kyuki utne mein acchi rank nahi aayi fuck yaar kya hoga ab

This happened around 3 years ago, my younger cousin Ahad was around 2 years old. Raat ke 1 baaj rahe the and Ahad wouldn't stop crying, he was with his mother (my chachi) and older sister who was 9 years old, Maria. My chachi tried everything to stop him from crying but he wouldn't stop.
Tabhi unke darwaze pe meri "behan" Sarah chachi ko darwaza knock karti hai bolti hai, "chachi mujhe dedo Ahad main usse chup karwa dungi, chachi dedo Ahad ko, chachi dedo na" wo jab tak Ahad Ko mang rahi thi utna Ahad roraha hai aur uske knocks zyda taiz aur strong hone lage. Mind you, the jinn was speaking in Pashto.
Pata nhi chachi ko kya hua tha that she didn't open her door but after a while Maria went outside to check if my sister was really there but no sign of her so she entered our room and saw that Sarah was sleeping. Maria went to her mother's room quickly to tell her mother that she was sleeping. Imagine chachi ne darwaza khol diya hota toh?
Do you guys have any jinn stories? I have alot but this one was the creepiest and most recent. Let me read yalls stories!

11th 12th me family, economical, issues to the hi (peak corona, papa cab driver hai so no work, and he is single earner and hamare paas pata hi lag gya hoga generational wealth to hai nahi) uske upar se gharwalo ne device aur wifi online lectures aur classes ke liye dilaya usme bas anime dekha( not like I hadn't studied but aur bhot achha ho skta tha)
Ended up with appeox 82%ile, boards ro rokar diye(literally, thought I'd fail in Physics exam ke ek raat pehle ray wave semiconductor chhue bhi nahi the), April me bhot uncertainty thi ki kab hoga exam uske chakkar me 1 mahina bhot kam padha Marks to +30 hogye, but percentile 78.
Drop liya, offline Institute join kiya (state topper last 2-3 saal se wahi se aarha hai + jaankari thi.) Coaching ki clases material ki. Fir Mid nov tak decide hogya classes jana kam karenge and 43 years ki PYQ book lake wo solve karenge, wo solve ki max chapters ki.
Jan attempt me bas P, C me Salt analysis, ionic, Optics(R+W), Liquids choda. Maths hamesha se weak thi to did selected chapters.
Fuck up kardiya, jaha 170 aane the, ~140 aaye (60, 60,20). Chodo koi nahi marks utne bhi kharab nahi hai 97 tak touch hojayegi percentile.
93.7
Dosto ke pooche, jiske number 104, uski bhi percentile zyada, jiske 145 uski bhi zyada apne peer grp me itne achhe laane ke baad bhi bhot peeche reh gya.
Mujhe apni galti hi nahi samajh aayi, Mene aisa kya galat kardiya jo mere saath hi aisa hua, sabke number kam ho ya jyada percentile zyada hi hai (why?) Ek hafta bhot roya, gharwalo ne bhi bhot samjhaya koi nahi aage focus karo but mujhe wahi janna tha ki bc 140 pe 95 bhi nahi aayi mere baski to nahi hai 2 mahine me 210 laane.
Uss depression se ubharte ubharte aaj padhunga kal padhunga karte karte March shuru ho gya. YPT grps join kiye, ek din padha wapas wahi, dekhte dekhte ab ek hafte pehle aankh khuli ki kaha fass gya. But thoda bhot I was revising to I can atleast finish revision with minimal q practise. Agar book uthake baithta tha to lagta tha ki bc bacha kya hai kya padhu saare to PYQ solve karliye ab kismat itni kutti hai usme meri kya galti hai?
But ab ubhar chuka hu, bhot baato ko let it be karke aage badhna hota hai wo zindagi ne dikhaya.
Ab 5th April ko JEE Mains hai zindagi ka final let's see how I'll do. But is week mai consistently long hours baith raha hu. I feel I have improved a ton, compared to if I had scored 97 in the first attempt.
Ab Ek hi aim hai.
The JEE Advanced.
Wapas wahi galti nahi hone dunga.
50 days.
Will make every minute count.
Even if I score 10k rank, I'll be well off (mere paas catagory hai, faaltu ka hate dena na dena tum par hai).
Pata nhi kyo likhdiya. Par ab to likhdiya padho iski🥰

padhai kara par tension me sab paper me hagdiya english main 10 marks choda chem organic bhulgaya max paper to relatable chize likhe aya .physics main formulae bhul gaya maths main bhi same just hoping sabme 75-80 avg ajaye overall aur abhi pe kara usme 90 launga (wish that will come true ). maine kal socha ki main padhai ke liye nhi bana hu but badme dhyan aya padhai aur reddit/lnnovels hi shanti dete mujhe kyuki sports main to hunhi achaa na fit hun bus genetic ke karan workout karta hun lagta hain but abhi to pet bhi nikal aya hai overall lg nhi raha but 80% ajaye bus god ne to kabhi help ni kri isi baar karde.bohot bada overthinker hu bus abhi 80% ajaye checker daya karde bus improvement dedunga june/july main aur abhi sidha drop lene ke plan hain itna consistent rahunga ki koi regret na ho .but sala sirf 12th ka ata hai wo bhi sirf 75-80%. ata hai zero se start karunga bus thoda board mujhe copium dede age badhne ke lie .abhi sirf samay ka intezar 80% ajaye aur bus agle saal isi time I got into NIT ki post karunga . cringe lagega but maine sirf moment ki feelings likhdi is baar sachme

मुझे लगता है की ये मेरा अंत है इसीलिए मैंने जो भी लिखा है यहाँ छोड़ के जा रहा हूँ मुझे नहीं पता की आप लोग इसे padhenge या नहीं ये सब मेरा खुद का लिक्खा है बस अब आज से सब खतम
Koi bhi vada pura nhin kar paya main
Use paas bulane ka vada ho
Ya uske paas jane ka vada ho
Usse yaad rakhne ka vada ho ya
Dil se bhool jane ka vada ho
Raat se jaagne ka vada ho
Ya neend se so jane ka vada ho
Ishq se rone ka vada ho
Ya behan se muskurane ka vada
Jindagi se sambhalne ka vada ho ya
Thokron se gir jane ka vada
Yaaro se jeene ka vada ho ya
Khud se mar jane ka vada
Koi bhi vada pura nhi kar paya main
. . . . Vahi Ek Shaks
Vahi ek shaks hai jo dard deta hai
Vahi ek shaks rone bhi nhin deta
Vahi ek shaks hai jo khwabon me hai
Vahi ek shaks hai sone bhi nhin deta
Vahi ek shaks hai jo jindagi hai
Vahi ek shaks hai jine bhi nhin deta
Vahi ek shaks hai jo maikhane me bithaye hai
Vahi ek shaks peene bhi nhin deta
. . . .
Vo rahe kamre mein to badli cha jati hai
Aa jaye agar chajje par to bijliyan girati hai
Ek hum hi nhi uske aashiqon mein
Ye main nhi kehta uski saheliyan batati hain
. . . .
Hum vo log hain jo logon ko mastiyon me dekhte hain
Khuli baharo paak chashtiyon me dekhte hain
Hum vo log hain jo kabhi kinare par na pahunche
Hum dubate log hain logon ko kashtiyon me dekhte hain
. . . .
Subah uthate hi pehela khyal tera aata hai
Kya tujhme bhi koi hissa hai jo mera aata hai
Ye tujhse ishq ke baad hi najuk hua hoon main
Choone ka bhi jakhm gehera aata hai
. . . .
Ek shaks tha jo dil ki har baat mujhse batata tha
Bada hi najuk tha chhoti chhoti baton pr ro jata tha
Ye duniya use buri lagti thi
Vo bas mujhse hi najarein milata tha
Fir ek din khoon se range haath apne humne
Maine hi mara vo ladka jo aaine me muskurata tha
. . . .
वो मेरे पास रहे मेरे साथ रहे ,
मेरे हाथों मे उसका हाथ रहे,
वो करीब रहे मेरे इतने
मैं आँखे खोलूँ वो दिख जाये,
मैं chumu उसे वो गुलाब बने
मैं chulu उसे वो खिल जाये,
मैं चलूँ अकेले रस्ते पे
वो किसी मोड पे मुझसे मिल जाये,
मैं रोकू खुद को गिरने से
उसकी आखों मे देखूँ मेरा दिल जाये,
किसी गैर की मैं बात करूँ
मेरी बातों से वो चिढ़ जाये,
मैं सोचूं उसके बारे मे
मेरे khayalo से वो घिर जाये
मैं आंखे खोलूँ वो दिख जाये
. . . .
Humne mar ke hi is dard se mohlat paayi
Humne becha hai dard aur ye daulat paayi
To kya hua agar na laut ke Humari jindagi me fir vo aurat aayi
Mohabbat se mila tha dard aur yahi dard dikha ke humne mohabbat paayi
Uski yaadon ke gumnaam panne ek kitaab bane
Aur usne humse hi ye kitaab likhvayi
Humne mar ke hi is dard se mohlat paayi
. . . .
Humne shabdo mein gham likha
Humpar gham the hi nhin
Humne jakhmo ko namak se bharaa
Humpar marham the hi nhin
Use kaise bewafa likhte hum apni kahani
Uski kahani me hum kabhi the hi nhin
. . . .
Tum chahte ho use sochna chod diya jaye
Yani saans ko rok diyaa jaaye
Tum chahte ho uska jikr na ho kabhi
Matlab har baat ko rok diya jaaye
Tum chahte ho uske khaab na dekhen
Yani aankhon ko tok diya jaaye
. . . .
Ek khamoshi chillati hai mujhme
Main shant sa reheta hoon
Lakhon ki bheed hoon pr ekant sa reheta hoon
Chehre pr muskurahat hai khush bhi hoon
Thoda akela hoon pareshaan sa reheta hoon
. . . .
हर दिल लगाने वाले का तो यही फ़साना है
उसे तो मर जाना होता है
बड़ी जल्दी में रहता है वो हमेशा
हमारे घर से निकल कर जाने उसे कहाँ जाना होता है
हमारे साथ रहना मंजूर नही उसे शायद
वो आज ही निकल जाता है
जब भी उसे कल जाना होता है
एक पतंगे की तो बस इतनी इस कहानी है
दीपक के पास जाता है फिर उसे जल जाना होता है
. . . .
मेरी आँखों में ये आँसू क्यों
वो रकीब के घर गया है क्या
हमसे नजरे नही मिला रहा इतना डरा हुआ है
जो नहीं करना था वो भी कर गया है क्या
हमारी मौत पर इतना हंगामा क्यों
कोई अपना मर गया है क्या
. . . .
Kuch sawal kar gya chand dhalte dhalte
Kuch ke jawab Tu abhi de kuch dhundh lenge chalte chalte
Suna tha ke ishq me log abaad ho jate hain
Hum to barbaad ho gye tupr marte marte
Humari aankhon ke band hone tak to ruk jate
Khaan ja rhe ho chodkar yunhi jalte jalte
. . . .
Log ruk jate hain raahein chalti rehti hain
Apne ghar laut jate hain lashe jalti rehti hain.
Log nayi subah ki intezaar mein so jate hain
Aur khoobsurat shaamein dhalti rehti hain
. . . .
Main dariya hoon
dubota hoon to narm ya sakht bhool jata hoon
Tumhein yaad karta hoon to vakt bhool jata hoon
Yun to tumhari tarif mein likh saktaa hoon hazaaron kitaaben
Pr tumse baat karni ho to shabd bhool jata hoon
Jindagi kuch yoon guzari hai ki khuch bhula sakta nhin
Pr tumhein dekhta hoon to sab bhool jata hoon
. . . . Khud ko pannon mein utaar kar bhi kya mila
Vo to gairon ke sang ja mila
Mere saath chalne se kya kisi ko
Ye dariya shayad apna raastra bhatak gya hai
Jo mujhse aa mila
. . . .
Kyon ye aanchal odha hai
Kyon ye maang sindoori hai
Kyon pura ho gya tu
Abhi toh kuch panne khali hain
Kuch kahaaniyaan adhuri hain
. . . .
Tune hume jane se roka nhin
Jaan kya ye dhoka nhin
Haan main patthar dil
Mana main rota nhin
Lekin tujhe kandha dene se bhi
Kabhi toka nahin
Is baar jo jhagde to alag ho jayenge hum dono
Ye sard hawaye toofan hain
Koi jhoka nhin
. . . . .
Khud ko bhula baithe hain
tujhe khone se darne vale
Dane dane ko taras gaye
Tujhe mohabbat karne vale
Marte huye bhi tera chehra naseeb na hua
Ek teri aawaj se hi muskura diye marne vale
. . . . Rassi ke paas padi tasveer dekh ke thehar jata hoon main
Har roj chat par jata hoon aur laut aata hoon main
Roj maut ko kehta hoon kal aata hoon main
Jindagi bojh si lagne lagi hai har raat aaine me mar jata hoon main . . . . Vo jo akele baitha rehta tha yahaan
Vo to ghar gya kabka
Jise aap chhod ke gye the mere dost
Vo to mar gya kabka
. . . .
Gali me choron ki pad gyi killat , Chor sare sarkar me hain
Kishton me bik rha desh , Log khade bazar me hain
Vo ladka udaas kyun hai, Kyaa kisi ke pyaar me hai
Matlab jindagi khtm ho gai, Maut ke intezaar me hai
. . . . Padi rhi laash yun hi
Hame jalaya ya dafnaaya nhin gya
Rhe lawaris umr bhar
Kisi se apnaya nhin gya
Shehro shehar raakh kiye in haantho ne
Ek mitti ka ghar humse banaya nhin gya
. . . . Khud se khud ki dosti hai
Sub khamosh bane rehte hain
Teri aankhe behad pasand hain hame
Tere chehre diwaron pr roj bane rehte hain
Ishq karke bhi hume milega kya, Dard
Yaar kyun na hum bs dost bane rehte hain
. . . . Najar mat daal humare aankho ke aansu pr
Humari tanhai dekh, Ye sehra dekh
Najar mat daal humare surkh gaalo pr
Apni aankhe dekh, Unpr palko ka pehra dekh
Chal ghar kai najaare hain dikhane ko, Are nhin
Najar mat daal humare ungliyon k khoon pr
Mere ghar ki deevare dekh, Unpr apna chehra dekh . . . . Uske siva kisi aur ko khuda nhin kahaa
Rahe koso door pr use abhi juda nhin kahaa
Uske aane ki ummeed abhi bhi hai
Tabhi bichadte vakt alvida nhin kahaa
. . . . Sab rahe door humse hume pyar na de
Jo kar na sake pure to jhoothe ikraar na de
Ye khamoshi cheekhti hai mere kaano me
Ye akelaapan tujhe maar na de . . . . Mana tujhse lakh shikayat hai
Mana tujhe dil dukhane ki aadat hai
Mana tujhse ishq me ajiyat hai
Koi aur chehra kyun dekhe hum
Hum bs tujhse mohabbat hai
. . . . In day you are the sun that bathes me with warmth In night you are the moon that dulls the light of thousand suns In day you are the warm breeze that melts my heart In night you are the dizziness that hugs me tightly In summer you are the tree that cools me down In winter you are fire that makes me warm In rain you are the first drop that soothes on the ground In fall you are the new leaves on the tree So who are you Do I love you Yes of course I do But my love for you has crossed the humans For me you are the light of my eyes Tone to my ears And voice that I want to hear before I sleep Now that I see myself in the mirror I don't see my reflection you have become me. . . . . Shehar ki chakaa chaundh me akela hoon main
Sabne hi thukra diya mujhe
Aye maut shayad tera hoon main
. . . .
Koi aur hai uski aankhon me ab
Maikhane me baith ke sharab koi aur pi rha hai,
Jo jindagi bitani chahi thi uske sath
Humara ye khaab koi aur ji rha hai,
Koi aur pakad rha hai uske hath
Vo kisi aur ka naam le rha hai,
Koi aur uski hansi pr ab marta hai
Koi aur ab un hoto se jaam le rha hai,
Use ab kisi aur ki fikr rehti hai
Koi aur hai jo uske chehre se shaam le rha hai,
. . . .
कभी किसी खुशी ने दरवाजा ना खटखटाया,
सारी उम्र गम मे सना रहा हूँ मैं
तुझसे बिछड़ के कैसा हूँ?
बस आसू कमा रहा हूँ मैं
ख्वाहिशें कब की मर चुकी,
हर रोज खुद को जीने के लिए मना रहा हूँ मैं,
कहीं फिर ना तू दिल में दे दस्तक,
धुएं की दिवार बना रहा हूँ मैं
. . . .
The Last Ciggarette
Ye meri aakhiri ciggerate hai ab nhin piyunga
Ye meraa aakhiri din ahi ab nhin jiyunga
Har raat jalti rahi cigarette ho ya jindagi
Kalam uthayi to pannon par aag likha
Maine jo bhi sach likha tere baad likha
Ye meri aakhiri kavita hai ab main nhin likhunga
Ye raat sambhal lo ye shaam rok lo
Mujhe jitna dekhna hai mere chahne valon dekh lo
Main kal se nhin dikhunga
Janta tha anjaam hai raakh hona fir bhi
Ciggerate ho ya jindagi jalani padi
Par ab khtm hone ko hain dono
Shayd ab main so paunga
Socha tha ke sath lekar jaunga sari raten
Pr kisi ne pucha to batani padi sab baten
Chalo ab ye kissa yahin khtm krta hoon kyun ki Ye meri aakhiri ciggerate hai
नाम: shashank

Mitro unexpected tha.... surprise Diya usne 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Internal chal rhe hai, dost se contact kr ke aagya college k pass samne aagya Bhai pehle to ignore Kia Maine kya pata kon hai firse mud k dekha to mujhe dekh k hass raha tha bhaiiiiii.......😭😭😭😭😭😭. Aisa bhagi mein uske pass hug krliya choda hi nhi bhai.....ek galti hogyi kisi ne record nhi Kia 🥲. Bhai sirf usse aur mujhe pata hai kitni yaad ati thi ro ro k sote the raat ko.....Bhai life mein kitne bhi problems ho patience aur wait Karo bhai ek din worth it hota hai.
Bhai pata nhi kitna time mein usse hug kr k rhi thi bohot royi Bhai...wo bhi roo Diya tha abh wo shant nhi baithega to Dona ka rone ka program chalu ho jata isliye wo ji chup baith gaya 😂. Direct station se aaya tha bags bhi the air bnb book kia tha...pehle to gye waha wo fresh hua....mein bhi gyi thi room 🫣. Baki aap samjhdar ho bhai jyada kuch nhi. Usne aapne haath se khana bhi khilaya mein aapna dhyan nhi rakhti wo bolta tha tujhe aapne hatho se khana khi launga. Abhi bol Raha hai next baar aauga to tere ghar hi AA jaunga tere mummy se baat kr k aapne saath le jaunga..... Jabh usne ye sabh bola mein to shock hogyi thi.... mujhe believe nhi ho rha tha aisa krne wala hai ye....ye din meri jindagi ka sabse special din hai....aur gajab ki baat to hum dono ki birthday ek hi din aati hai....bohot sare chije same hai bas gender alag hai dosto 😅. Is hi wajah se bohot jaldi connect hogye....
Fir hum 12 vje talak nikal gye bahar ghumne Khana to kha liya tha isliye dadar chowpatty chale gye beach PE waha pe bhi acchi hawa chal rhi thi sabh beach PE khel rhe the....acche vibes the .... college k pass hu beach hai waha pe ek gola Wale uncle hai mere pehchan k unse bhi bf ka intro karvaya.... paise nhi liya unhone harroj jati thi unke dukkan pe pr degungi kal 😁.
Fir beach ghumte ghumte 2 BJ gye abhi bhuk lag gyi.... dadar station chale gye, waha pe thodi obviously shopping kr Li usne karvai usko pata hai mere pass jyada kuch nhi hai....muje bhi uske paise waste krna nhi pasand usne jabardasti dilwa Diya 3 4 jhumke bhi leliye ☺️. Dadar station k pass famous hotel hai visawa waha pe khana kha k hum nikal gye bandra....itne sabh mein 3 BJ gye. Bandra mein mount merry ghum k aagye waha pe bhi beach k pass baithe k time spend Kia...sunset enjoy kia....6 bje gye...Ghar nikal ne ka waqt hogya tha Bhai jaise ye chij yaad aagyi rone lagyi mein bhayankar....wo tension mein kaise chup karvaunga 😂. 7 bje talak usko uske room k pass drop kr diya aur mein bhi ghar aagyi 8 bje talak... Abh soch rhe hoge tum log kiss wiss kuch nhi hua kya nhi bhai....baato mein itne busy the pata hi nhi chala Ghar se call alag aa rhe the kal firse milungi tabhi kr lungi kiss 🫣....
Thank you so so so so so much dosto sabhne bohot help ki thank you sooooooo much ye chij aapne jindagi mein nhi bhulungi mein
Arey haa...usse mara bhi tha Maine itna time lagaya milne k liye...chup chap maar bhi kha liya cutie hai mera 😘. Aur mujhe usse gift Dena possible nhi hua usne dediya accha nhi lag raha kal de dungi ☺️. Usne choclates laye the mere fav aur flowers ek rose alag se baalo mein laga ne k liye 🫶. Bas kisi ki Nazar na Lage meri cutie ko ♥️. Bohot precious hai, chupa k rakha hai Dil mein...yaa to shadi yaa life ki barbadi
Thank you so much everyone, unknown hoke bhi help krdi dosto love you all 🫶
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GNEM 99.34(9/8/7)

Mere Nani mere Ghar rukne aaye hain. Woh keh rahe hain ki woh sab jagah jaate hain rukne. Par kahin nahi teek te. Bas mere ghar teek jaate hain.
Mere Nani reader hain. Woh kabhi school nahi gaye. Toh unko unki chhoti behan ne padhna sikhaya tha.
Hum dono debate karte hain. Main apni Nani ki seva bohot karti hoon, unki dekhbhal karti. Lekin argument bhi karti hoon unse. She's 80 something.
Hum logon ki debate har baat pe hoti nahi. Par ek baat pe debate ho jati hai. Jis baat pe debate reddit pe bhi hoti hai. Men vs women wali debate.
Toh mere Nani mostly men ki side lete Hain aur main women ki side leti hoon. Main tab hi women ki side leti hoon jab woh sahi hon. Aise hi nahi.
Toh mere Nani bol rahe the Aaj kal toh women. Apne husband pe cheat karte hain aur dowry ka case kar dete hain.
Toh Maine Mera monologue shuru kiya.
Aap jante hain. Is mein galti kiski hai?
Galti parents ki hai. Ek parent jab unka beta ya beti bade ho jate hain toh unse umeed karte hain ki woh ghar saari responsibility nibhayen kyunki woh ab bachhe nahi hain, ek adult ho chuke Hain. Ghar ka beta ya beti Ghar ki saari responsibility utha te hain. Kama ke dete hain, parents ki seva karte hain, Ghar chalate Hain. Par jab khud ke important life decisions lene ki baat aati hai toh unke parents unko bachhe ki tarah treat karte hain. Aur unke important life decisions khud lete hain. Especially woh kis se shaadi karenge.
Ek toh zyadatar logon mein himmat nahi hoti, apne parents ko batane ki, ki woh kisi se pyaar karte hain. Aur bata bhi diya toh parents accept nahi karte. Aur emotional blackmail kar ke kahin aur shaadi karva dete hain. Jab unke Dil mein koi aur hai toh kis aur ke saath kaise khush reh sakte hain.
Women ke saath Aisa men se zyada hota hai ki unki shaadi unki marzi ke khilaf unke na pasand ladke se karvaya jata hai. Toh jis admi se woh man se shaadi nahi kar rahe toh woh kaise khush rahenge aur dusre ko khush rakhenge?
Agar parents responsibility dete hain toh unhe authority bhi deni chahiye. Bina haq ke zimmedari sirf ek bojh hai. Jo India ke generations ke generations dho te ja rahe hain.
Unpad ho ya padhe likhe sab parents. Ek jaise hain. Kisi ko samjhna nahi.
Nani said, you are right.

Ham Pakistanio ko truck ki batti ke peeche lagne ka bohot shoq hai, they want someone to tell them what to do with thier life, and they expect that to work for them flawlessly.
Phele logou ko doctor engineer aur accountant ka kaha jata tha isme bohot scope hai, bohot paisa hai. Aur hamari awaam bagair sochay samjhe ya ye dekh ke isme interest hai unka uss field mei ghus jaati thi
Aur phir isse hota ye hai ke job market gets over saturated and employers give shitty salaries. Aur phir berozgaari ke RR karti hai awaam.
Aur ab nayi batti jiske peeche awaam ko lagaya hua hai is digital marketing, graphic design and other skilled based work ke isme paisa bohot hai. Thanks to so called gurus like hisham sarwar and azad chaiwala.
Aur iska end result ye hai ke har ek ghar chor ke ek digital marketer nikal raha hai, jaha pathar uthao waha se ek graphic designer nikal raha hai.
Aur isse hou kya rahay hai ke ye jahil awaam market kharab kar rahi hai by charging extremely low rates because they are so desperate for money.
Pakistani freelancers Facebook group is the prime example for that, jaha people are ready to do graphic work for literal 100 rupay. Aur isse phir hota ye hai ke client ki expectation ye hoti hai ke 100 rupay mei falana banda karke de raha hai mei apko 15k kyu doon logo ke?
I HATE HISHAM SARWAR AND AZAD CHAIWALA FOR THIS! MARKET KI MAA BEHAN KARDI HAI INHO NE AWAAM KO KHUWAB DIKHA KE
BHAI CHOOSE WHAT YOU ARE INTO! PAISA HAR FIELD MEI HAI IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!
People really need to understand ke they should do something that genuinely interests them and they like and try to capitalize on it as much as they can instead of jumping on the bandwagon cos some random YouTube guru said so.
Am so damn tired of this shit, the field of graphic designing is already saturated thanks to these YT gurus and I feel like digital marketing would meet the same fate in the near future.
Ik that mulk ke halaat theek nahi hai, everyone is trying to pay the bills, magar ap ek short term gain ke liye doosro ke liye long term mei industry barbaad kar rahay hou.
That's it, end of my rant.

bhaio scene aisa hain ki kal 930 se mera mock cbt mode mein and kal school valo ne preboard 2 bhi rkha hua hain abhi iss dilemma mein hu ki kya du coz pre1 to already de dia hain and mujhe mock nhi miss krna but moral satisfaction nhi mil rha aisa lag rha ki kuch galat hain (aaj tak koi paper nhi choda hain isliye)meri class mein 20 bache hain jo same coaching ke hain to maine bola ki hmara postpone krdo uske lie bhi nhi man rhe (unme se 8 hi serious hain)what to do

If this post by any chance looks bad about him, please let me know and i will delete this, because maybe this might sound wrong
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While ankita was talking to ayesha in today's episode(10-01-2024), she said ki Ye ladke aise he karte hai, nayi ladki ko patane ke liye apne ex ke bare me buri baate bolte hai, main ache se janti hu ladko ke baare me ye baat... she kept on talking for a while about boys and the boyfriend or boyfriends she had in her past, itni der boli ki cut he kardiya bhai makers ne.
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is she talking about Sushant? With all due respect i dont want to talk bad about him by any chance. But ab tak jo bhi ex ki bate ki he 90 days me she has talked about Sushant only. also said once or twice ki Sushant ne use choda and while talking she said something like "jo bhi reason se usne choda, i dont wanna talk about it"
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Mohit Tyagi sir ne mole concept me kuch choda hai kya ki pura padhaya hai First time learner hu

Now I think this is what makers want and Salman ko bhi wrong clips dikhake they change his perspective.
Itne hafto se everyone was hammering Munawar ki kyu pade ho mannara ke peche
Salman said so, Karan said so, his friends said so
When he finally did and mannara cried... Makers brought some sort of made up narrative and made Munawar the bad person here. Probably because she is the Chopra sister , they won't want their image to be spoilt or something like that, which is why they are making this narrative against Munawar, even though mannara is an attention wh* i mean an attention seaker , she is really dumb, they tried to say she is being manipulated.
Mannara has done 100 dumb things but Salman just told probably just one of the few things mature things "she" has done, now mature stuff is really something normal but coming from someone like Mannara ofcourse it is a big deal, so he told that story to scold Abhishek, which honestly I don't think was Abhishek's fault. Ofcourse this Mannara was overacting, and she also overreacted after he made fun of her.
Abey bhai Chopra sister he to kitna uski galtiya chupayoge , Mannara ke khilone ne use chod Diya wo royi aur ab uske khilone itna kyu dantre ho bhai
My main point was:
Karan : jo dosti nhi nibhate, usse Dosti mat karo
Salman : mannara ke peche mat pado
Munawar finally leaves her
Salman : Kyu choda be?
Mannara takes advantage the upper hand and just fight with munawar when he is genuinely speaking to her to sort what's happening
She won't get out any soon from the show , but I hope she does...