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White Whale Slime collection
White Whale Slime is one of my favorite small shops and this is my review for each slime in my collection. This shop is run by a single person, Chrissy. She sells 6 oz slimes for $12.50 each, which I think it incredibly affordable. She also offers a 10% off code for restock day or you can use the code NOEXTRAS10 any time to exclude borax and candy from your order (which is what I do). Every slime is made to order, meaning she does not pre-make slimes before her restock. The shop will be open for a couple of weeks for people to place orders, then the shop closes and she focuses on making, jarring, and shipping the orders. I have placed several orders and they have arrived anywhere between 13-29 days after ordering. Her slimes have a very artsy aesthetic with some of the BEST scents – very complex but subtle, and usually very accurate as described. She restocks a wide variety of slimes each month so there’s plenty of options to choose from. In my experience, she is very responsive to messages about orders and provides excellent customer service. I highly recommend this shop!
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Raindrop Cream
Raindrop Cream is a layered slime that includes a bottom layer of cloud, a middle layer of thick and glossy, and a top layer of clay. Amidst the cloud layer are glitter and cloud fimos. My first order was long before I ever joined the subreddit, so I regrettably did not take pictures of this gorgeous slime before mixing! However, you can see marketing photos on her website of every slime in her catalog. The marbled clay designs are very beautiful. It was really fun to mix these textures together to create what I would consider a cloud crème. The final mix is soft and dense, and I can feel the snow granules. There’s a small bit of snow residue that is left on my hands and play surface, but it’s very minimal and is picked up easily with the slime. The scent is rain and pear, and it is a fresh and floral scent. It is not perfumey or overwhelming at all. In fact, I wish the scent was stronger because I love it so much.
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Goat Milk Lotion
Goat Milk Lotion is another layered slime I got in my first order. Similarly, I didn’t get a photo before mixing. This slime includes a bottom layer of cloud, a middle layer of milky clear, and a top layer of clay. Even though the middle layer was different, the final texture feels the same as Raindrop Cream and is very holdable. The scent for this slime is floral milk and amber. It is another lovely, soft floral slime that I just can’t get enough of!
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Nudes
Nudes is a layered slime with a thick and glossy base and a marbled clay top layer. Again, I unfortunately didn’t get a photo before mixing but I recommend looking on her website! Once mixed, this becomes a creamy slay texture. I notice that each time I take it out to play, there is a wet residue and it needs some activator, but it comes back together very easily. The scent is vanilla musk and cake. It smells so dark and heavenly, like a perfume I'd like.
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Belladonna Nougat
Belladonna Nougat is one of Chrissy’s signature nougat textures. This texture is thicker, chubbier, and chewier than her slay textures, but it is not what I would call a butter slime. It is not clay heavy. I really enjoy it! The scent is moonflower nectar and marshmallow, which is fruity and floral. The scent is very pleasant and not overpowering.
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Bonfire Marshmallow
Bonfire Marshmallow is a cloud butter with gray and black swirls. The texture feels similar to the cloud crème texture of Raindrop Cream and Goat Milk Lotion, though this one may be a bit creamier. The scent is woodfire and marshmallow. It smells like a comforting campfire with a hint of sweetness. It reminds me of an Autumn candle I’ve had before (maybe BBW Marshmallow Fireside?), and I absolutely love it!
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Painted Lady
Painted Lady is a light blue thick and glossy slime with a bright, multicolored clay topper. Once mixed, the slime becomes a mauve, creamy slay texture. The scent is rose milk and cherries. I mostly smell fresh, sweet cherries but not much rose. The scent is not overly sweet and doesn’t smell like cherry medicine in the slightest.
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Buttercup Nougat
Buttercup Nougat is a bright yellow nougat slime with a little bit of clear slime on the bottom and cute little bunny fimos (I think the other fimos are bees). The clear slime doesn’t seem to change the texture, which is soft, creamy, and chubby just like Belladonna Nougat. The scent is yuzu, lemon curd and custard. It smells like a sweet and tart dessert.
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Proust's Madeleine
Proust’s Madeleine is a muted yellow cloud butter scented like lemon almond cake. The texture feels like Bonfire Marshmallow – a creamier version of the cloud crème. The scent is smells just like lemon cake and the accuracy makes me wish I had some to eat!
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Affogato
Affogato is a creamy slay slime that actually looks like a latte with light brown and white swirls. The sent is coffee ice cream and this is another incredibly accurate scent! I honestly think this may be the best coffee scented slime I’ve ever gotten (and I’ve had 4 others).
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Chai Cream Puff
Chai Cream Puff is a creamy slay slime with a marbled appearance with light brown, white, and lilac colors. There is also a bottom layer of lilac cloud slime. The final mixture is a taupe snow slay. Unlike the other snow/cloud slimes in this collection, I don’t feel the snow granules in this mixed texture. The scent is chai and this is yet another incredibly accurate and delicious scent. It reminds me of Autumn and makes me crave chai tea!
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Library Rose
Library Rose
Library Rose is a gorgeous, layered slime that consists of a pale pink, thick and glossy base and a blue, black, and white marbled clay topper. After mixing, it turns into a blue-gray slay slime. This texture is thicker and chubbier than the other slay slimes from my collection, but it may be that this one is just more activated than the others. The scent smells just like books and a light rose perfume. The rose fragrance really brings it all together for me and is strangely nostalgic. It’s a very unique scent.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this review and I encourage everyone to check out White Whale Slime!

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Gather around you regards and degens, this is going to be an EPIC fucking prediction. I'm highly regarded and nothing here is confirmed, but I don't give a shit what you think, this is what I believe, not financial advice.
Let me start by saying that I was originally forged in the meme stock rally. I've stayed up months and years lamenting why tf I didn't invest sooner, buy more FDs, but enough about the goddamn past. We're here to make some fucking money for the present, and I believe I have cracked the enigma code behind the sudden return of u/deepfuckingvalue tweets and his regularly timed memes.
It all started out as a hunch late last night when I was looking at DFV's tweets to find some material to jack off myself to, and counted that there were 12 tweets in total for the day. Something itched at my brain after post-nut clarity, because... what do the fucking numbers mean mason? Strap the fuck in boys, I think I found out.
First, Check out this rule change from the SEC that was announced on 3/27/2024:
https://www.sec.gov/oiea/investor-alerts-and-bulletins/new-t1-settlement-cycle-what-investors-need-know-investor
Typically, trades in securities are settled in a T+2 settlement cycle. Everyone knows this, it's what results in a GFV if you are regarded enough to buy and sell shares with unsettled funds. you might be one of the regards calling up your broker asking "why is my account restricted??????" atleast That's how I found out.
DFV's original thesis, prevailing into today as is assumed by his recent activities and memeing about his favorite stock, is that there is an unreasonable amount of negative sentiment on the stock, where short sellers could have potentially sold short massive amounts of shares that they could possible not deliver. I'm not going to get into the whole details about the short interest or the funky pictures because all I end up doing is just start jerking to it.
Short sellers short, never deliver on actual shares, buyer is now holding "phantom shares" that no longer exist in the market place, yadayada read about it here if you're willing to take a break from jerking off:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/failuretodeliver.asp
DFV was holding 3 years ago because he was convinced that his shares were worth a lot more than what is being shown on the ticker. He posted and I quote:
"Dude everyone thinks I’m crazy, and I think everyone else is crazy. I’ve dealt in deep value stocks for years but have never endured bearish sentiment this heavy."
"What volatility? It’s been trading in an impressively tight trading range between $5.40-$6.40 for three months now. That’s a swing of only 15-20% - that’s noise for a deep value stock."
"Well as a longer-term investor I have the benefit of heavily discounting daily moves. I care much more about the longer-term charts, and these have been fairly constructive for months now. Even today, after the typical quarterly sell-off, the longer-term chart still looks decent so there’s been nothing to panic over. Let’s see what the price does over the next few weeks.
Of course charts are only a minor part of the equation in my opinion. The fundamentals are much more important in a situation like this."
If you need more jacking material, here's some fucking posts you can read from way back when:
https://www.reddit.com/stocks/comments/lbuhp0/gme_short_squeeze_what_comes_next_part_2/
All this came to me last last night, and I predicted last night that he will tweet EXACTLY 11 times today:
Check my comment history if you doubt, but it's self-explanatory at this point: DFV tweeted 12 times on 5/13, DFV tweeted 11 times on 5/14. It's a motherfucking countdown.
Keep in mind you regards, his tweets are timed and set to post automatically. He has put in work to make these meme reels, and he's been methodical about posting his tweets. It's not the timing, it's not the content, it's all in the goddamn numbers Mason, and there's a BIG game changing rule that totally fucks up the FTD schedules across the map for all short sellers with a potentially huge short position they cannot possibly cover unless.. they buy a huge goddamn amount.
I'm sure you're all thinking: So What's fucking different this time you regard?
I believe the market conditions have changed. Equity market liquidity is more tight than we ever were since the post-covid world. Interest rates are elevated and will stay elevated for longer. Treasuries yield an impressive 5%, but that's not even the fucking main point. We have indications that GROWTH is slowing, which is why earnings were so wack for Q1, investors are becoming increasingly worried that there is a growth slowdown, while the disinflation process has stalled, and the Fed is busy un-printing dollars. There is a deterioration in growth momentum that's becoming more and more evident in the recent weeks, which makes treasuries look better for the risk/reward. I'm bullish for treasuries, even if the yields drop for whatever reason, I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a gay bear, that's not the point I'm making here.
I'm not a genius and even I know that It's not a great time to be short in a low liquidity, high-interest rate market with QT. SPY volume is holiday-time lows at the moment. I wonder why...
Will DFV tweet again? can he possibly pump out 55 more fucking scheduled meme videos for you regards without interference for the next 10 days? Who the fuck knows. Doesn't mean I'm wrong, and according to my regardation there are 8 more trading days to slap the nuts on the table and say if he's still in, I'm fucking in.
TLDR:

• DFV is tweeting equal to the number of days before SEC rule change from T+2 settlement to T+1 settlement for securities (5/24). This shortens the timeline for deliveries of shares that were sold short. Fed is unprinting dollars, and it's time to unprint some phantom shares.
  
• The current market conditions are poising to drain liquidity from equity markets to treasuries. This makes it tough for short sellers to stay short, potentially causing massive sell-offs in the broader markets, and squeezing shorted stocks.
  
• It is too early to tell, but the indication of a stalling broader market volume, and increasing GME volume is more than evident, even if you discount the daily moves.
  
• Fuck your puts.
  

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