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2024.05.14 21:27 okayimcyclops Admit card released

Ho gya release site pe Mere bc 16 17 wale paper ke centres ab kal tk ayenge 🤡ab meri gand phat rhi hai ki yeh madarchod whi bakchodi hamare satth na kr de Jo ajj tum logo ke satth ki hai
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2024.05.14 21:07 Beautiful_Day356 NTA KE LIYE GALIYAA

kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja kuuteh saleh bhen ke laudeh teri maa ki chut bosdiwaleh teri mayiaa ka bur chodu badwa salaa madar chood ka pilla randi ka baal machr ki jhaat chipkili ke taate gobar putr kuttiya ka pila baapchoda betichod chachi chod mama chod randi ka aulaad sala haram zada suur jahnt ke baal bakri chod chua chod randhwa raand ja jaamai chut marikeh lavda lavdeh ke baal kutaa ke luli bakri ki chut chipkili ke aand randi baaz kukur chod maai ka choda tera bhen ka choda bur phtleh chud ke 100 baap ka chuda hua kutta ka pila hua naali ka keeda taateh massina bur ke chatel chodu bhagat chut mari ka chut ka pilaa gaand ka sodagar chucci chusneh waleh jhaat ka bhaaji land peh chdeh ja
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2024.05.14 19:59 Unfair-Tension-105 Fuck NTA

Fuck NTA
Haa NTA walo humari Gand hi maarlo BC pehle Admit card late phir site open nahi ho rhi phir sirf Delhi walo ki postpone ab BC subhe Uthke wapas check kro ke BHENCHOD center to change nahi ho gya NTA walo Tum logo apni maa chudalo BHOSDKWALO.
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2024.05.14 18:42 okayimcyclops Nta walo ke liye 2 shabd

Galli hai agge sorry
Mai delhi ka hu bhenchod inn nta walo ko nanga kr ke rod se marro beech sadak pe bhenchod ajj mai 12 ghante se gand ghis ke padh rha hu bhenchod aur inn dallo ne paper postpond kr diya are bhenchodo Naa tumhari site kamm krti hai naa madarchod tumhare yha koi randi ka phone uthata hai naa bhenchod tum baccho ko assurance dete ho are madarchodo tumhara Kam kya hai bhenchod baccho ka chutiya katna kya? Madarchod nta walo bhenchod koi kamm time pe nhi krte raat me info de rhe paper cancel ho gya hai bhenchod kutte raand salle
Accha yeh batana ki 16 may walo ka admit card same rhega yaa uska bhi nya admit card ayega ham delhi walo ke liye 🤡
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2024.05.13 21:21 Original_Pair_7529 Fuck this society

Why iit ? Matlab kya ha udhar? Good packege ? Wo to tum kahe se bhe le sakte ho with good hardwork Bhenchod iit ko itna hype kese ho raha what is so special about IIT Log bolte ha ke Beta iit karle jindigi set ha bhenchod 14 lakh bache de rahe ha 20 hazar seat ha bake kya Gand maraye ? Bhenchod private colleges se bhe kar ke bhout kuch kar sakte ho but ye bkl society ha na madrchod jinko ye tak nahi pata kya chal Raha ha jindike but iit ka Gyan date rahte ha
Ye bhenchod hum sabki galti ha ki har jaga iit ki backchodi karte ha. Humne he iit ko itna hype Kia ha. Society ne hype banai ha ke iit nahi to kuch nahi fir bacche sucide karlete ho bolte ha iske baski kuch nahi tha ya fir Randi rona karte ha
Fuck this world fuck everything everyone
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2024.05.13 21:09 BubbleLion69 Sharam, Lajja, Peedha.

Sharam, Lajja, Peedha.
Aj cbse ka result aya hai, bohot kharab lag raha hai mujhe. Mere parents ne mujhe bilkul nahi daanta, mere father ulta aj restuarant se khaana pack karake laye thay. Mere kuch relatives ko lagta hai ki main retarted hoon, poore saal padha hai acche se tab jaake main pass hua hoon aur mere 72% aye hai (no offense), sach baat bolu to fir main Indian economics poori chodh ke gaya tha, bst ke 4 chapter chode hai, accounts mein partnership ka 1st chapter choda tha aur financial to almost poori chodh ke gaya tha except cash flow wo baat alag hai ki zyada kch aya nahi tha financial statements se, aur to aur mera accounts mein 68 marks ka attempt hua tha similar case tha Mera baaki subjects mein bhi except for English. Parso mera CUET hai kuch khaas taiyaari nahi hai. 10th mein bhi mera Aisa hi scene tha, same score tha 10th mein, maine socha tha ki 12th mein acche se padhai karunga, 90% ke aas paas launga par main chutiya moj masti karne laga. Ab mera MBA ka bhi plan bekar ho gaya, pata nahi apni life mein kya karunga main ab gharwale bhi shayad ummed harr gaye hai. Mujhe kisi ne nahi daanta ulta appreciate kiya, bhot ajeeb laga hai mujhe aur bohot boora bhi. Kaash main marr hi jata par suicide karne ki himmat nahi hai mujhme.
Also, jinke acche marks aaye un sabhi ko dher saari badhayi 🎉💐
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2024.05.13 20:45 Glitterpengirlie Saba ke 🥭🥭🥭le aya, next vlog mein saba chilane vali hai🤣🤣aur free mein mile the voh aam. Saba se zayada toh sunny toh tha ki Maudaha lekar jana hai aam. Beti khala toh itna free ka khati hai inke ghar phir bhi bol rahi hai mere aam vapas la kar dena. Hadd hoti hai, zara bhi sharam hai ki nhi.

Saba ke 🥭🥭🥭le aya, next vlog mein saba chilane vali hai🤣🤣aur free mein mile the voh aam. Saba se zayada toh sunny toh tha ki Maudaha lekar jana hai aam. Beti khala toh itna free ka khati hai inke ghar phir bhi bol rahi hai mere aam vapas la kar dena. Hadd hoti hai, zara bhi sharam hai ki nhi.
Freeloader beti khala toh besharam hoti ja rahi hai din bhar din. Itna kuch milne ke baad bhi ye attitude hai, facial and spa, suit, Lonavala trip, JW aur Taj mein khaane ke baad bhi shoaib ko bol rahi hai aam vapas lakar dena.
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2024.05.13 15:38 coolkid0821 Title is sad

25tard hu, pls koi module type kuch physics ke liye batado (jisme solutions given ho(video soln preferred) ) zyada basic bhi na ho. Pg 700+ ke alawa, questions kam hone chahiye (zyada quesn dekh ke OP ki gand fat jati hai).
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2024.05.13 11:52 Waste-Bench6972 Result inquiries

Result inquiries
20 call agaye hai . 90 % hai meri commerce , aur mereko 10 se compare kar rahe hai kisi relative beti ki 94% hai .
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2024.05.13 11:34 Relative_Box_3460 Ga*d fatt rahi h

Aaj CBSE walo ka result tha, jis kisi ka bhi acha result aaya unko congrats, Bhencho ye HSC walo kab aayega 😭, PCM teeno hi subject mai hagg ke aaya tha ig..... Agar linient checking hui tho 80 tak aa jana, lekin agar usse niche aaya toh gharwale Gand maar denge, 10th mai 94 the, gharwalo ko lag rhaa h mai Maharashtra topper banunga 12th mai🤡... Aur 98% laaunga, ab unko kaun bataye yaha 75 bhi muskil h
Gand fatt rahi h fr... Koi itna batado ki paper liniently check hoga kya election ki wajah se
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2024.05.13 07:53 LooseOil7258 NEED HELP

MY STORY I WAS A AVERAGE STUDENT DID 10TH THROUGH CBSE GOT 85 PERCENT THEN FUCKING IDK WHY DIDNT GO TO ANY COACHING AND GOT ADMISSION IN DUMMY 11TH AND NO ONLINE COURSES THOUGHT WOUD DO WELL WITH TELEGRAM CONTENT FAST FORWARD 2 YEARS DIDNT STUDY SHIT SOMEHOW PASSED 12TH THANK G NOW INITIALY THOUGHT TO TAKE A DROP YEAR AND GAND FAAD STUDY KARENGE KUCH TO KUCH MIL JAEGA BUT AB NAHI LAGRAHA KYA PATA AGLE SAAL 17LAKHS JEE DE. SO I AM ASKING WHETHER SHOULD I TAKE A DROP OR NOT OR GO TO ANY PRIVATE COLLEGES BUT AGAIN GAREEB HU TO TATTI S COLLEGES HI MILENGE UPTO 6LAKHS ME KYA MILEGA. JEE DIYA THA TUKA BHI NAHI MARA KI NEGATIVE ME NA CHALJAYE MARKS APNE KABR TK LE JAUNGA. YA OTHER OPTION IS TO DO BSC YA BCA YA SOMEHING IN AGRICULTURE
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2024.05.13 05:18 Plane-Implement-9785 Make the right choice

So everyone here has given jee right(Not for neetards).
So basically i want to educate ya'll a bit so you don't regret later because im in NIT Bhopal CSE and most of you guys don't know the reality of colleges so i must give you an insight as a senior.
So i was a 2023 jeetard and at that time i had a choice of NIT bhopal Cse or NIT allahbad ece or IIIT Gwalior.
To basically NIT's me na purana syllabus follow hota h. For me mujhe apne first year me carpentry, physics, chemistry, environment studies jese gande subjects pdhne pde jbki me CSE me hu but IIIT me starting se hi coding krwaye h. So if you're interested in coding like me NIT is not that good for you.Also IIIT me kam bachhe hote h plus sablog coding krte h faaltu ki mechanical wgerah branch nhi hoti so achha environment mil jaata h. agar overall college experience chahiye. Life enjoy krna h so NIT jao. Placements dono jagah k achhe h bas NIT me mahol nhi milta pdhne ka distractions bhoooot zyada hote h trust me.
Aur IIT mil rha h to lelo(mere case me i was pretty sure mujhe IIT nhi leke NIT/IIIT CSE ya IT leni thi so mene wo li ,apna apna way of thinking hota h but yeah i hope i helped you gain insight)
Best of luck for advance
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2024.05.12 22:53 Professional-Rate604 Day 17 Of Depressed Dropper Grinding Till He Falls Off - 13 Days To Advanced, Anxiety Starts To Hit. I am really feeling it now. I am going to fail despite working hard.

Context : Depressed dropper with insomnia taking melatonin gets 95.4 in first attempt, falls to 93.6 in second, with his last attempt being 2024, has no hope in himself and no confidence; in all darkness he unleashes anti trauma and starts being hyper optimistic. I could only study for 3 hours on day 1. 5 hrs 15 sth min on day 2. 5 hrs on day 3. 6 hours 7 minutes on day 4. 6hrs 11 min on day 5. 6 hrs 13 min on day 6. 6hrs 23 minutes on day 7. 6hrs 30 min on day 8. 6hr 10 min on day 9. 5 hrs 21 minutes on day 10. 7 hrs 33 min on day 11. 7hrs 3 min on day 12. 4hrs 16 min on day 13. 8hrs 10 min on day 14. 6hrs 8 min on day 15. 8hrs 1 min on day 16.
And.....today I studied for 8hrs 17min. First off, IIT Express of CHEMICAL bonding is absolute dogshit. Sakshi man is a good teacher and the rest of the videos are golden but her chemical bonding is pretty shit. Don't watch it please. I did not really revise definite integrals today. Kabbadi khel ke aa gaya uske sath. Revised rotation and holy fuck😭😭😭 I do not really have conceptual errors but the silly mistakes oh my absolute fucking lord. I CAN solve PYQs(most of the pyqs - source ABJ sir ka session part 2 vaise) par behenchod kaise revise hoga meri ma chud gayi hai. Maths mein cutoff na clear ho de. Chemistry mein madarchod kitna revise karna hai behen ki Lodi physics hui hai fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fukc fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fic ufckbcjskuwhe he bhagwan. New strategy. I am making chemistry my prime subject and aim for roughly 140 Mark's. Give me a day or too and I can absolutely have fuck organic in its ass and I would only need to read a few notes after that. Inorganic ho jayegi qki I have covered basically everything there I just gotta revise and I am revising like one hour of inorganic everyday so in 13 days pretty much sub rat chuka hoga (kafi had tak ho gaya hai). Same cheez merko organic ke sath karna hai. I am targeting 70 Marks in chemistry, 30 Marks in Physics and Maths (matlab basically cutoff par ho jaye). If I just focus on Physics main usko bhi kheench me 50 pe shayad le aun lekin fir that would jeopardize maths an possibly chemistry. I intend to fully hone in and do mock testing to be be sure of this stratagem. In chemistry it is enforceable and in physics to some extent as well(tho it may take 4-5 days for me to actually start mock testing physics) but maths bro.....yahan cutoff clear karne ke lale pade hain. Vector 3d kar liya hai. Definite integration kar hi liya hai(revise karna hai adha is madarchod ko) ab kya karun time hi kitna hai aur Roj madarhcod kuch naya ho ja raha hai. Aaj mehman bula liye and I had to entertain him and he is sleeping with me today snoring as hard as he can. Behenchod 8 ghante se jyada padhna hoga bhai 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I am going to fail and anxiety hits. But I will face the gut punch regardless. I am doing it to learn. I have to never stop working hard. Bros. Working hard is a skill. I have to be skillfully at that. Varna tukke se iit ho bhi gaya to vahan jake muth marna padega bas mehnat nahin chutni chiye to I will keep working hard as fuck. Advanced prep ka momentum I will carry over for iat, then bitsat. Varna lateral entry. Behenchod gate nikal dunga. Gand mar dunga behenchod. Peace out. 2:22 am, 13 may.
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2024.05.12 22:43 bhayankarpari8 Aangan - Apno Ka (SAB)

My parents watch this show. It's a load of drama and the basic premise is a tad bit unrealistic (a girl has a condition for her marriage - the groom should be willing to stay in her home instead if vice versa). I mean, I would love it to have an impact and it's actually a standard practice in some Indian cultures. A classmate of mine was from Meghalaya and had two sisters. Her parents lived in a four storied house. Each of her sisters was living on one story each and the plan was for her to shift in the vacant floor after marriage. I was thrilled to know this. Very refreshing.
But the problem, if not with society, but with Indian TV is that so much culture, dialogues and narratives are built around the 'beti ki bidai', 'dulhan ki doli', 'sapno ka rajkumar who will come and take the girl away' $h!t that it's quite an uphill task to have a discussion around this.
The show tried to do this, albeit in a very messy sledgehammer way.
Still, the show has a lot of interesting supporting characters including the Naamkaran fame Aditi Rathore who is playing a near innocent bimbo and a dedicated housewife and I have to admit it's quite charming and hilarious. First, it's a nice change from her usual characters (and off shoulder blouses - I'd had enough!). Plus her family dynamic is quite interesting. Husband is a mama's boy who hasn't been taught anything householdy by his mom but he dotes on his wife and clumsily tries to help her with the chores.
There's also Neetha Shetty and her reverse dynamic where she earns to support her unemployed husband is is interesting too.
Lastly, the FL - Pallavi Sharma. Blunt and feisty, she is a very unusual girl (although sadly, they seem to be mellowing her down now), who prioritizes her relationship with her father over anything else in her life.
Samar Vermani, who plays the ML isn't a brilliant actor but he has a pleasant chemistry with Ayushi (who plays Pallavi). His character Aakash is shown to be a good-intentioned but short sighted guy who falls head over heels for Pallavi and the pair has to navigate two sets of parents along with Pallavi's unusual condition.
I think the show has quite a bit of usual drama. But it's also light and funny sometimes. All the characters have nice backstreet (I hope they keep it consistent though!).
At the moment, they whole family is trying to pull a Khosla Ka Ghosla on someone. The track is a bit weird but nevertheless entertaining.
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2024.05.12 17:24 DespicableExistence1 MANSIK SANTULAN KYA HOTA HAI BE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ADV dene waale log aap log theek ho kya???

Sorry wo adv aa rha hai toh thoda gand fati hui hai🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aaj physical chem kari🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aukaad pta chal gyi apni🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣saala bkl hu mai🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dhanka nit tak nhi mil rha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣chud gye bhai chud gye🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣baki adv aspirants ki tayyari kaisi chal rhi hai???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣140+ toh kafiyon ke dekhe, all the best aap logon ko🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰chhat se view bada sexy hota hai waise(kya matlab ghar hi ek floor ka hai)🤣🤣🤣🤣a b(hosad) c(hutiya) d e f JEE HAHAHA socha tha 12th ke saath karlunga🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lekin padhai toh theek thaak si hui bas kafi nhi kari🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣galti obviously meri hai🤣🤣🤣🤣external factors toh mai kitna bhi gin lu, marks toh mere aaye hai na🤣🤣🤣🤣chalo all the best🤣🤣🤣chud gye bhai chud gye🤣🤣🤣aur koi ulta seedha kuch mat karlena aap log🤣🤣🤣merese toh behtar hi honge
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2024.05.12 15:09 Prestigious_Cod_2719 Sach bolna hai ab.....

Yaaar this is just a vent u dont need to read it mei sabse jhut bol bol ke thak gyi huu ab bus ab sab sach likhna hai akhri baar So meri journey chalu hoti hai 9th se mummy ek din aise hi puchti hai konsi stream legi and i had no idea about it matlab ye sab cheezo ke baare mei pata hi nahi tha never ever cared to know about aage ka, meine kahan pata nahi dekhenge bhai ne bola arts le lena and mummy ne gusse se bola arts nahi legi ki wo option hi nahi hai and i am a very rebellious kid thus fir mei bhi bolne lagi ki haa arts mei kya problem hai blah blah but then 10th end ho gya and mera confusion bohot jyada badh gya i could not choose between sci,comm,arts i just couldnt say ki ye ek cheez karni hai my thinking was ki abhi tk inme se kuch try nahi kiya toh choose kaise karu it was also related to guilt nahi chahiye future mei so bohot bohot socha aur fir mummy ne bola sci safe option agar accha nahi laga to "stream switch" wala bahana diya and i was okay with it kyunki i couldnt choose then waise mujhe maths bohot pasand tha school se hi so 2nd reason mummy ka ye tha, then started 11th mei bohot serious thi ki jo bhi karungi best banungi ussme so isiliye i had decided i will give my 100% if not enough 200%, starting mei achhe se religiously padha marks bhi theek thak the the problem that happened in start was mei chutiya coaching mei chali gyi the problem was with the crowd it was so dumb and not serious, mere marks theek thak the fir bhi meri class mei rank 5-6 thi imagine and ye sirf start mei nahi hua pure do saal yahi hota raha mei gande marks laati thi but fir bhi wo mere peers se better the toh mei delusion mei rahi ki i am also topper jab ki mei nahi thi, 11th saare lecs attend kiya did not even miss a single lec and carefully listened all of them then aaya 12th it kind of gave me reality check ki mei kahi stand nahi karti and i aggressively started solving diff types of books like literally dc pandey hc verma and sbt ke ques karti thi of the same chap but again the problem was saare nahi kar paati thi only some sums i used to do and never did it in time bound manner, still uk what i got selected in the toppers batch i wasnt even a topper T_T it was just relatively i was better than my classmates for eg; mujhe mains wale mock mei 139 aaye the toh baaki ko 120-100 range mei so ofc i was not good but i was just better than others, ab iss toppers batch mei aane ke baad aukat pata chali i was constantly scoring less marks generally i was the 2nd last or last in the list eventually i got removed from it baadme aaya october syllabus was over and i was all set ki revision karungi oct mei and then mocks from nov onwards meine toh test series bhi le liye the allen and fitjee ke, but my procrastination kicked it i stopped studying uske baad classes bhi band ho gye the so puri tareeke se padhai band hogyi thi i mean ek sec bhi padhna chhod diya tha meine mujhe fomo hone laga tha kyunki literally i had given up on living life for 2 years meine padhai ke alawa kuch nahi kiya na movie dekhi na logo se baat ki na khelne gyi na kuch celebrate kiya no functions nothing pura isolate kar diya tha and one day mere friend ne status pe rakha tha ki uska bday hai and i was baffled kyunki mujhe toh yaad tha ki abhi kuch dino/mahino pehele hua tha naa 1 saal kaise hogya and that moment changed me, mujhe kuch jyaaddaaaa hi fomo hone lag gya tha i thought ki mei kya baat karungi logo se ki jab badi ho jaaungi mujhe toh pata hi nahi hoga kya hua inn do saalo mei(tabhi mujhe ye realise ho raha tha ki ye baate itni imp nahi hai but my inner self could not accept it it was enough for her) so meine movies dekhna chalu kar diya literally koi bhi bakwas si movie jo bhi youtube pe available ho kyunki mere pass koi prime ya netflix nahi tha then it was dec mei pura dec fifr movies and yt shorts scroll karte rehe gyi then jan same routine drr hi nhi lag raha tha mujhe idk whyy, kuch ig 3 din bacche the mere 1st attempt ko i started to get scarred i started to revise everything day and night mains ke pehele puri raat soyi nahi revise kar rahi thi and then gave mains got 75%tile and the main thing is nobody knows all this stuff thats happening they think i gave my 100% but the truth is i gave up in the end i didnt try at all in the last, then came the bad news uk what i started to watch porn yaa i am fully wasted person, so backstory i was introduced to porn by my friend in school and i told her i will never watch it and dusre dost ne bola tha ki wo mujhe porn dikha ke rahega and i used to tell him it wil never happen but unfortunately it did happen and the problem with it was it entered in my life at wrong time i was already lonely and miserable and thats why i started watching porn starting mei it wasnt addiction but lately it has started to affect me badly meine mains ke baad naa hi boards ke liye padha naa hi second attempt ke liye and i have not revised since so many months just counted 6 months i have not studied a single thing, i have no college and i have no backup, parents ameer bhi nahi hai naa hi business hai humara i am fucked in life i blame myself for it fully i deserve all the loneliness and isolation i am a toxic person who should not live i cant do one thing properly i cant control myself i cant do anything i dont have any talents but i do have many things that interests me but i have no hope from life currently, was suicidal rn so thought i could vent out all and feel lighter and yes i am feeling lighter idk kya hoga mera but lets see what happens i have alot of dreams which are unrealistic thats why i need to live to complete those, now slowly i am getting back on track although i waste alot of time still of reddit and youtube but still i am now consiously trying to reduce it and study again i need to get a college this year i cant take a drop my mental health wont support that decision of mine sooo peace out byee idk maybe i wont come on reddit after this or probably i will(99.999% i will itna self control built nahi hua hai) There's a lot more to this but i cant type each and every thing but atleast while writing i recalled those things thankss ps: there might be errors but who cares i aint going to read it again neither should u read it
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2024.05.11 23:06 Hot-Butterscotch-569 Mai chutiya hu

I fuck up every exam i sit for. Bc 96.×× aaya hai. Reservation hai bolke kuch mila hai nabh bc meri bhi gand lag jati. Fuck everything. Socha tha sala merit pe jaunga isliye hard work ki 27s1 pe shift lagi 192 mai bhi gandu 97-98 nhi bane (fuck NTA) 2nd shift mai allen k mocks pe 150-160 ban rhe the. Fucking gave AYJR phirse 96. XX ki predictions aagyi and puri confidence ki maa chud gyi. Behenchod exam mai tera vai physics mai 7 wrong karke aaya hai ( jisme se 4 aate the maine calculations galti kardi) jitna bhi try karu kuch hota hi nhi hai merese. Papa keh rhe Reservation hai isliye kuch mil rha hai nabh drop lena parta. Kuch keh bhi nhi sakta kehta hu ki papa adv k liye padhne do kehte hai "as if padhke tumne kuch ukhar liya".
Last mai college mai ragging hi leni hai toh akhir itna hardwork kyu kiya sala. 103 kg hochuka hu, diabetes k symptoms hai 2 saal sala mental health ki maa chud gyi thi. 12 mai genuinely 9-11hrs consistently diye only to fucking enter a college through Reservation.
I have extreme inferiority complex due to this FUCKING EXAM. Sala muh bhi dikha pata coaching k bando k samne
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2024.05.11 17:46 Putrid_Lab_7405 Rishi Uttank blew into a Horse's asshole and fire started coming out of all the holes of the Horse

Rishi Uttank blew into a Horse's asshole and fire started coming out of all the holes of the Horse
Rishi Uttank ne ek horse ki gand ke ched mein phook maara toh horse ke saare chedo se aag nikalane laga Mahabharat 1.3.151-152 महाभारत आदिपर्व अध्याय 3 श्लोक 151-152 (गीताप्रेस, गोरखपुर)
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2024.05.11 10:46 iammendakkkkk Covid batch manhoos hein bhai..

Hamari batch literally unlucky aur manhoos hein..sab experiment hamare saath hue..term 1 term 2 ka chutiyapa..na school attend kar paaye 10th ke vkt phir 11th late se shuru hua at least mere case mein toh school walo ne result ke baadh school shuru ki thi aur Bhagaya tha syllabus mein..abhi yeh "competency wala chutiyapa..paper mein gand mardi aur abhi result ka chutiyapa 🙂🥰
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2024.05.10 20:26 Dismal_Product5962 Kaise jeete hain wo jiske pass koi hota nahi hai? Kya reh jata hai zindagi me jeene k liye?

After some years of constant fights on petty issues, decided to get separated. Bahot Khali Khali sa lag raha hai, alag hone pe meri beti ki bhi sayad custody usko hi mil jayegi. Jo thoda bahoot savings hai wo bhi alimony k naam pe jayega, waise bhi de deta alimony na bhi lagta to bhi meri bachchi k liye.
Ab baat ye hai ki office se Ghar launtun kiske liye? Office se khali flat me ja k karun bhi kya? 24 ghante katun kaise? Some genuine suggestions only please and no mocking (already broken from inside).
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2024.05.10 16:35 himannii rant

Dear (bsdk teri ma ki chut) nta SALLE TERI GAND MEIN DANDA BSDK EK PAPER CONDUCT NHI KRWA SKTA SALLE SAAL MEIN EK BAAR TERI MA KA BHOSDA HO JATA HAI KYA … TERE DIRECTOR KI MA RANDI KHANDAN PE KEEDE PADEIN TERE BACHO KO KAHI ADMISSION NA MILE SADAK PE AAJAO TUM SAB BSDKWALO GAND MARAO thank you
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2024.05.10 15:29 Same-Cheesecake-7163 Loser hu🥲

Hlo Everyone So yeh mai apne baare mai bta rha kya mtlab rant hai🥲 So mai kbhi bhi padhai mai aacha nhi tha school mai na hi mujhe man krta tha padhne na hi koi seriousness thi ..fir 9th mai lockdown end hone ke baad seriousness aaya fir aacha se padha lekin sirf science padha aache se..aur sub mai interest nhi tha fir maine socha iit ka prep krunga books mangwa liya lekin pta nhi kaise start kru 9th mai yt pe search kiya mila nhi fir chor diya socha hatao bhencho fir 9th aise hi end hua mere 71 marks aaye out of 80 science mai aur sb mai average.. 10th aaya firse lockdown lg gya khub bakchodi kri padhai chor ke padhta tha lekin bhut kam ..... bgmi khela insta Chalaya ladkiyo ke chakkar mai nhi tha (mtlab tha thora sa) fir term 1 mai padha bhut ache se lekin sirf science 3sample paper khatam krdiye sirf science ke lekin baki subject bss 3 din pehle start kiya term 1 mai 80percent aagye Fir term 1 ke baad bkchodi ki us samay chutiya tha kuch nhi padha boards itne late se hone the phir bhi term 2 ke 20din pehle panic attack aaya bhut ganda wala and sexual compulsive thoughts aane lge bhut gande wale pta chla mujhe ocd hai phir term 2 26th April se hua us mai bhi compulsive thoughts aane lage jab mai exam dene jata aur ghar aata phir boards 18th may ko khatam hogye aur uske baad bgmi khela bhut kyuki mera interest bn gya tha mai socha tha tournament khelunga esports mai jaunga lund kuch nhi hua phir 3rd june ko jb train mai tha other city jane ke liye for 11th tab train mai delete krdiya lekin abhi bhi man krta tha khelu mai utna shi toh nhi khelta tha lekin aacha khel leta tha phir classes start hui toh maths and chemistry mai kuch smjh hi nhi aa rha tha physics aache se aa rha tha mujhe phir maine sir ko bola sir ne bola notes mai dekho fir maine yt pr search kiya mujhe nhi mila Sare jee mains level the us mai pta nhi tha ki jee mains level toh krlu pehle😓 or mohit tyagi sir ka channel ke bare mai bhi nhi pta tha aur kaise taise apna 1st diya 24th july ko 150 aaye usme maths attempt hi nhi kiya tha fir fever hogya uske baad ghar chle gya 10 days jab aaya coaching tb kuch bhi smjh nhi aaya sir log bole notes padho fir kha dikaat hai batao mujhe smjh hi nhi aaya kuch bhi fir yt pe oneshots dekhne lga kyuki detail mai nhi mila fir smjh nhi aaya tha toh frustrate hogya aur kuch nhi padha fir ghar aagya November mai chor ke socha bhi nhi kyu chor rha hun kya kya possible situations aa sakte hai chorne ke baad fir online kiya aur procrastination kiya bhut 12th start mai serious hua fir 15 din baad man hi nhi krta padhne ka push bhi nhi kiya fir oct mai dengue hogya fir november mai socha padhu lekin syllabus zero tha fir soche boards ka padhlete hai kaise taise phy and maths khtam kiye lekin bseb tha toh chud gye 68.6% aaya jan jee mains mai 60percentile the.. April nhi diya Ab drop liya hai ghar aane ke baad kuch nhi kiya insta bhi nhi chalaya naa hi utna movies dekha bss ghar pr hi thaa bss PROCASTINATION kiya boards mai aacha percentage lane ka opportunity tha miss krdiya ab bhut guilt and regret ho rha hai ki mere pass koi academic achievement nhi hai logo ne kitne olympiads phode hai lekin maine kuch bhi nhi kiyaa mujhe ghar nhi aana chaiye tha mai isiliye aaya kyuki backlog bn gya tha aur wha pr homesickness hone lga man nhi lagta tha lekin us samay ye sochta ki padh lete hai yeh 2 saal bhut important hai ab bhut bura lagra drop year mai aache se padhke apne academic records ko aacha krunga
Sorry itne lambe post ke liye agar nhi bhi padh rhe toh koi ni🙏😓🥲
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