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The Village Hidden in the Memes

2016.03.06 05:12 theothersophie The Village Hidden in the Memes

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2012.02.08 18:38 turlockmike Anti Memes - Upvote some of the things!

For posting funny antimeme. What is an antimeme? 1. It either uses an existing meme template or looks like a meme. 2. It contains either an anti-joke or is uncaptioned but is not intended to be funny. 3. Still makes you laugh. Our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/6wBfj64qz8
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2011.08.03 22:24 Leotards

Girls in leotards and other spandex/lycra tight outfits. One-piece swimsuits, unitards, biketards, and others are welcome.
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2024.05.21 23:19 dimomonster [WTS] Tom Ford Decants in Luxury Bottles - 35 Fragrances to Choose From! Oud Minérale, Soleil Blanc, Costa Azzurra, Portofino Series, Resort Collection, Cherry Smoke and More! (Decant)

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Hi All,
I’m offering some new, discontinued and rare Tom Ford decants for sale. The image used on the post is of the actual bottles and labels I’ve prepared. - The 5ml and 10ml decants will come in a labeled glass bottle encased in aluminum for protection. This is how they will appear. - The larger 30ml and 50ml bottles will have a classic Tom Ford presentation with tinted, TF shaped bottles and metallic stickers. These larger bottles may be perfect for those who don’t want to spend retail prices but would still appreciate a luxurious decant to add to your collection. This is how they will appear. - Please note that pricing includes shipping. First Class shipping within the USA is included for all orders. If you would like Priority Shipping, please add $6.50 to your total. I’m willing to ship internationally as well. - All fragrances are 100% genuine and have been authenticated by the moderators. You can purchase with confidence! - Payment through PayPal F&F is preferred. Please feel free to reach out with any questions and leave a message here before sending a chat. Thanks!
5ml 10ml 30ml 50ml
Black Orchid EDP - A41 Verification Pics $16 $22 ---- ----
Cherry Smoke - A52 Verification Pics $20 $35 ---- ----
Costa Azzurra Private Blend - A36 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $16 $22 $60 $90
Ébène Fumè - A62 Verification Pics $16 $25 $70 $100
Fougère d’Argent - A58 Verification Pics $16 $22 $65 $95
Fougère Platine - A88 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $16 $22 $55 $80
Lavender Extreme - AB8 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $18 $28 ---- ----
Mandarino di Amalfi - A84 Verification Pics $16 $23 $60 $90
Neroli Portofino - A36 Verification Pics $16 $21 $60 $90
Noir Anthracite - A67 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $18 $28 ---- ----
Noir de Noir - B99 Verification Pics $16 $22 $65 $95
Noir Extreme EDP- A31 Verification Pics $16 $22 ---- ----
Oud Fleur - A14 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $16 $20 $55 $80
Oud Minérale - A63 Verification Pics $18 $26 ---- ----
Oud Wood EDP- A1Y Verification Pics $18 $28 $80 $125
Ombre Leather 16 - A66 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $20 $34 ---- ----
Plum Japonais - A36 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $25 $45 $125 $190
Rose d’Amalfi - A81 Verification Pics ---- $28 ---- ----
Rose de Russie - A81 (Discontinued) Verification Pics ---- $36 ---- ----
Sahara Noir - A33 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $30 ---- ---- ----
Shanghai Lily - B36 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $18 $26 $65 $100
Sole di Postiano - A27 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $16 $23 $60 $80
Soleil Blanc - AB6 Verification Pics $18 $25 $68 ----
Tobacco Oud - A14 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $20 $35 $96 $150
Tobacco Vanille- A13 Verification Pics $17 $28 $80 $125
Tom Ford For Men Extreme - A47 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $25 ---- ---- ----
Tuscan Leather - B47 Verification Pics $17 $25 $70 $105
Tuscan Leather Intense - A39 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $28 $48 ---- ----
Vanille Fatale - AA7 (Original PB Version 2017, Discontinued) Verification Pics $17 $22 $60 $90
Venetian Bergamot - A56 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $17 $23 $65 $95
Vert Bohéme - B46 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $17 $22 $65 $95
Vert des Bois - B46 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $17 $24 $60 $85
Vert de Fleur - B66 (Discontinued) Verification Pics $17 $22 $60 $85
White Suede - A81 Verification Pics ---- $26 ---- ----
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2024.05.21 23:11 Foolscap77 I think my house is haunted and figured I'll share my experience.

I'd originally posted in another thread, and some of the commentors ( u/one85fortunes and u/Jeciew) had asked for elaboration as to the incidents that happened in my house.
I'll try to fill in as much as possible. This will probably be ridiculously long, so strap in.
My SO and I moved into this house a little under 2 years ago. It's an average looking rancher, built in 1990. We're the second owners of the house. The original owner was an older man, who'd cared for his wife after she had a stroke. She ultimately passed away (not in the house, but in hospice) and being in his late 70's he'd decided to move to Florida. We met him briefly during one of the inspections, and he wasn't creepy or anything. Nothing in the house seemed off. No signs of satanic rituals, etc. All jokes aside, I add these details because I assume some of these questions will come up.
There was a hurricane the night we moved in. Rushing back and forth from the AirBnB to get situated with our two cats that first night was stressful to say the least. We basically throw down an air mattress, got out the litterbox, cat food, and other basics and then passed the hell out.
When I woke up the next morning my cat Oscar was dead. As he was only 7, and not knowing if a danger existed that would harm his brother Max or us, I rushed and had an autopsy done. The vet said he basically threw a clot, probably because of the stress of the move. I miss him, he was a hell of cool cat. I think he's still around - his spirit or whatever, and I am almost positive he visits and plays with Max some nights. Just seeing Max start chasing (literally nothing) around, the way they used to chase each other. I'm probably crazy but I feel better believing it.
One of the first weird things that occurred was a few weeks in. I was in my office building some shelves. An idiot proof kit, with hardware in bags numbered, you open them depending on the step you're on. I was on the last step, which involved hammering in these four feet.. each one similar to a giant thumbtack. Just big enough to keep the shelf system from scratching up the floor. I hammered in the first 3, and the 4th was just gone. I stood up, searched the room. Searched the hallway (no clue how it could have moved, I was sitting immobile on the floor but who knows). It's nowhere. I check Max, he's a Maine Coon so maybe it got stuck in his hair. After an hour of tearing apart most of the house, I give up and stack some quarters where that foot would have gone. Told my SO to keep an eye out for it. We then found it 3 days later on the top shelf of my coat closet, under a ballcap. It's about this point I should mention it's just the two of us, no one else lives in the house, at least not full time. We do have a room over the garage that one of the kids calls home when she's not in college. As this was all around early October, she was away at school.
We'd start hearing things. The amount of times (to this day) we'll rush into one of each other's rooms only to find neither of us called each other, but one of us at that time had distinctly heard someone yelling for us, well it's not even scary anymore just annoying. Maybe the entity wants me to lose some weight and get my steps in *shrug*. Other times we'll hear crashing sounds. In the early days, with boxes and things scattered and being unpacked, I figured the cat just knocked something over. I'd go check and find nothing amiss.
Lights would start being on in rooms we hadn't used. Again, we chalked a lot of this up to confusion, or carelessness. It's a new house, neither of us had our routines yet, it was all a bit of a hot, sleepless mess, and I can't always swear I didn't go into that back bedroom and maybe turn the light on while on autopilot (even though I totally didn't). I'm a big fan of horror (post history proves that) and I don't spook easily. I'm also pretty pragmatic and realistic, so I'll try to find a rational reason for most things before jumping to the paranormal and metaphysical concepts.
Eating dinner one night we heard a weird noise, and we got up to investigate to find the bathtub running at full blast. Around this time we'd also find oddities like pictures on the walls being askew. Overall things started escalating. My SO and I promised to each other, on penalty of ending the relationship, that neither was pranking the other. That pact holds to this day.
At this point in the game, I'd started looking into metaphysical things that I could do to help. I'm talking amethyst and obsidian pieces in the house, saging, stuff like that. I honestly don't believe in it, but I also don't NOT believe, so what can it hurt. It didn't really do much that I could tell. Things continued to happen.
Twice in the same day, at vastly separate times and in different bathrooms, we both experienced an incredibly loud pounding in the attic over the bathroom as we were doing our business. I assume the ghost doesn't like whatever we ate that week. My bad, homie.
The locks had been changed at this point. I started looking throughout the house, wondering if someone was phrogging. I've seen a few horror movies about it. Nothing out of the ordinary. The attic has two entrances, one needs a ladder from the hallway, and the other is through an opening in the eaves, which you can get to from the FROG (Finished Room Over Garage). I stacked things in front of that eaves door, just to make sure nothing was coming and going. I did come to the realization that the attic was FULL of stuff from the previous owner. Luggage, clothes, random stuff. I still haven't cleaned it out, so maybe something up there is tied to an entity. No clue.
I've never felt anything malicious from the entity/spirit/energy/demon/whatever. My other half is terrified of it. Came home from the store one day to find the last rites crucifix in the bedroom turned sideways and half opened. Also felt every hair on my body stand up when I went in the room. The hair-on-end happens often when activity is spiked, I can't tell if it's energy literally raising my hair, or just me being creeped out.
I went to check the aforementioned stacked items in the FROG one night to find that all the LED strips the girl had put up were blazing red. She hadn't been home in weeks and never uses that color. I was up there just a few days prior and all the lights were off.
Halloween was fun. Giving out candy, talking with the cul-de-sac neighbors. One cute kid, maybe 4 years old turns to look to his right (my garage) and says you have a goblin in your garage. We didn't have any decorations on that side of the house. I'm sure just random kids being weird kids, right?
I have a habit of being flippant, and I started talking to the entity. SO also tried it once. At this point we'd started hearing breathing in the dark sometimes. One night she's in the hall, cleaning the cat litter. She felt something behind her, heard breathing. She calmly said "I'm busy right now, please leave me alone". The feelings and sensations instantly left, then all the doors in the hallway slammed shut. We both started wearing amethyst and obsidian jewelry, just in case.
I noticed movies I'd leave up on my computer (I watch stuff while I'm working) would be playing, or finished when I know I had them paused. I thought maybe if you are a ghost you're bored af, so I spoke to the ghost and setup a dozen books in the back bedroom. A mixture of my stuff and my SO's, not knowing what the thing might be into. I'm nothing if not a gracious host. The next day one of the books was turned upside down and opened, as if being put down after being read. I kept more books out but it never happened again.
For Xmas we had 6 different mini-nativity scenes throughout the house (yes, she has a problem lol). We found various pieces from the nativity scenes moved into scenes they didn't come with. We also had these little xmas gnomes that we sat on the curtain rods, we found one sitting upright in the middle of the couch one morning, a good 12 feet away from where it was before.
One night we were sitting out front having a smoke, came inside and heard music. There was a snowglobe that was playing music. It was an old heirloom, she'd forgotten it also could wind up and make music.
A box of kleenex that we keep on the living room end table was found in the garage one day.
One night, she sends me a video while I'm out - We have a first gen Alexa, that was playing Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran. She came inside from having a smoke and recorded it blasting away. I had unplugged it earlier that day when our new toaster arrived. FYI, first gens dont' have battery backups.
Another night we came back inside to find one of our butcher knives on the kitchen floor, instead of in the knife block.
One evening while getting ready for bed I noticed an earring on my night stand, it was part of a set her grandmother had left her, the other part was buried in a box under some clothes in a drawer.
One night I woke up to hearing knocking at the front door. I could see through the glass it was a decoration we had hung outside, beating against the door. I opened the door expecting to see a storm brewing but the night was completely calm, the trees weren't even swaying. No wind whatsoever.
The previous house owners smoked in the house at one point, that much we know. Weirdly, sometimes when you go into the back bathroom it'll smell like someone is actively smoking a cigarette.
There's been a crazy amount of times we've been outside and see movement, what appears to be a person in a window out of the corner of our eye. Friends and family who visit have also noticed this kind of stuff.
Things go missing, and reappear in random places far too often.
So those are most of the big things. I'll try to pre-emptively answer the common questions.
Last thing that might be worth mentioning, my SO is 95% positive her grandmother was a witch. The bonafide, keeps their baby teeth hidden away in a box so you can't be cursed, type witch. She often dreams of her when things start acting up in the home. It was HER jewlery mentioned before, and HER last rites crucifix. I don't know if that changes things or not, I've done some reasearch but I honestly learn more from episodes of Supernatural than what I find on the internet most days lol
If you've gotten this far thanks for reading, I'd love to hear your thoughts.
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2024.05.21 23:10 aznpersuazion Is Online Tutoring Worth it? Reviewing Online Tutoring Websites

Hello fellow tutor aspirees, side hustlers, academic extraordinaires. I’m here to give you the scoop on the various tutoring platforms, how their services work, tutoring requirements, the types of students on each platform, and of course - how much you get paid for your time.
A little about me. I’ve tutored for a few months now on the following platforms: Varsity Tutors, Wyzant, and SuperProf. I’ve had a number of students on each platform, and it’s safe to say I’ve definitely realized the pros and cons of each one.
Wyzant
Money Info: You set your hourly rate. Wyzant takes 25% of it. If you set your rate to $20/hr you get paid $15/hr.
The Requirements: Each subject you tutor you have to take a 10–20 question multiple choice test on it. The test will be beginner to intermediate questions on the subject you’ve chosen. You only have one chance to pass the test.
The Pros:
The Cons:
Final Verdict
Wyzant is an easy to use platform that takes a while to build a student base. You’ll have to apply and reach out to students a lot at first before you start getting more consistent jobs. This can take a few months, so consider this before you start. The 25% fee is high, but certainly not unreasonable compared to other platforms.
Varsity Tutors
Money Info: Unless you’re tutoring GRE or LSATs, the flat rate is $15/hr, regardless of the subject. GRE and LSAT tutors make $28/hr. Varsity Tutors charges their students $50 - $75/hr.
Requirements: Most subjects do not require a test, however you do need to send in a video interview of yourself, mostly to confirm that you can speak eloquently.
The Pros:
The Cons:
Final Verdict
Varsity Tutors definitely has the lowest pay amongst all the platforms. $15/hr to teach is what you can make at some retail jobs in the US. The platform can be better if you need to start making money immediately, or if you live in a country where the cost of living is lower. The amount you are paid is better for people who are teaching subjects that aren’t too difficult.
SuperProf
Money Info: You set your own rate, SuperProf takes 10%. The caveat, SuperProf charges students $39 a month to use the platform.
Pros:
Cons:
Final Verdict
SuperProf is very similar to Wyzant in that students and tutors can openly communicate and set up time with each other. The 10% fee is lower than the other platforms. But because it’s already hard to get started as a new tutor, and there are less students on the platform, it’s one of the harder platforms to build a student base.
Additional Notes
While all these platforms have their pros and cons. You can always consider tutoring independently. You do not need any licenses or business registration for tutoring in most places. Once you get a student base through Wyzant or SuperProf, you can take them off-platform and teach independently. The best part? You keep the money you work hard for.
**If you found any of this helpful, consider checking out a referral link. You get additional sign up and welcome bonuses. Signing up and using Rakuten for cash back is free!*\*
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2024.05.21 23:04 msgirlfrom_mars looking for a female or queer roomie in the Mid-City LA area~

📣 roomie needed / 2 rooms for the price of 1, for $1500 in mid city
(bedroom en suite + bonus room for office, studio, etc // also modern design, parking and washedryer included)
hiii! me (26f), my roomie (26f) and my cat are looking for someone to be our 3rd roomie! our old roomie is moving out and are looking to fill ASAP on June 1!
i created a listing on a housing group with more pics and our bios, so if you're interested pls message me and I'll send you the link!
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2024.05.21 23:02 wilsongreer [TRADE] I HAVE ALL FROM PETER MCKINNON INCLUDING ALL THE PRESETS, LUTS, SOUNDS AND MUCH MORE!! >>> MY ONLY TELEGRAM USER: electronicdimension7

As it says DM for this assets:

- Peter McKinnon - LIGHTROOM V3 PRESET PACK 2019
- Peter McKinnon - MOTION GRAPHIC TITLE PACK for PREMIERE PRO CC
- Peter McKinnon - Lightroom Preset Pack FALL 2018
- PETER MCKINNON - SOUND PACK
- Peter McKinnon - Lightroom Preset Pack 2017
- Peter McKinnon LUT Pack
- Peter McKinnon - Lightroom Presets V4 (2021)

If you are interested in any of those, write me, it doesn't matter if you don't have anything to trade, just write me.

I'M ONLY TALKING TO PEOPLE THROUGH TELEGRAM, SEND ME A MESSAGE THERE!

THIS IS MY USERNAME THERE: t. me/electronicdimension7 (Remove the space between "t." and "me" for the link to work properly or search directly for my telegram name electronicdimension7)
Over there, I'll share more than +1150 comments with positive reviews from telegram users who have gotten assets from me in the past. And when I mean users I mean people you can ACTUALLY verify and message directly and ask... I am the only one on all of reddit and/or telegram that has all reviews 100% only from telegram, no fake review photos or reviews from reddit using bots or multiaccounts, like many scammers do. I'll also send you proof that I have what you're looking for in a way that NO ONE else on reddit will be able to send you.
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2024.05.21 23:02 GCiNdigo I have an online crush and I'm clueless on how to make the first move

Hi guys, I (24M) have an online crush on a (22F). I met this girl on TikTok and we've talked only a couple times, but I think she's gorgeous, smart, and funny. Recently, her instagram popped up in my "Who you might know list" but I haven't started following her out of fear that she might think I'm stalking her and I don't like making women uncomfortable, especially with today's social landscape.
I know it might be easier to just 'rip the bandaid off' and see if there is any interest from her side, but admittedly I'm afraid to put myself back out there since my last relationship left me with some trauma a couple years back. Beforehand, I was more confident and easygoing but now I tread lightly. Admittedly, I shrug off rejection quite well but if I am successful in my pursuit, I worry about what comes next.
I thought to myself that maybe following her, liking some posts, and sending her a music playlist might be a good way to break the ice since music is a love language for me. To be honest, thinking about her and messaging her gives me butterflies in my stomach and scorpions in my mind.
I'd like for some of y'all's thoughts and opinions and I'd be glad to read them :)
Any suggestions would be appreciated too. Take care and I look forward to your responses!
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2024.05.21 22:59 Bitter-Programmer-73 YURRR! I JUST STARTED MY FIRST EVER REDDIT COMMUNITY!

WELCOME TO THE SIN FAMILY!
In this community i will be reacting to you guys memes, quotes, funny clips etc.
you can say anything you want but if ANY harsh comments are made i feel like is not right will be deleted or banned from the community!
if you better ideas to improve the community pls send a message in my dm or message me on any platform @ Sosintreal !
FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW! - I am a Content Creator that goes by SoSintreal (sin) - i react, make music, go live on twitch, make tiktoks etc. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY!
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2024.05.21 22:58 GhelasOfAnza Indie games marketing guide — from someone who’s NOT an expert

Over the years, I’ve done a lot of different work in the games industry. I want to start this off by saying that I do NOT consider myself a marketing expert; maybe intermediate. I’m making this post to address the most common misconceptions my clients have had regarding marketing. Quite frankly, this is the biggest point of failure for indie games. Take it all with a grain of salt, share your own experiences, and please: correct me wherever you feel I may be wrong.
Marketing should start at the same time as development. You have a great idea for a game — awesome. Do you know who else is going to want to play it? Do you know how you can reach large numbers of those people? How can you make branding and messaging appealing to those people specifically? This should be day one stuff. It almost always isn’t.
Going viral on social media is an outdated concept. Social media wants you to pay for ads. That includes X, Reddit, and everything in between. Many will throttle you for unpaid self-promotion.
Don’t spend money on short-term engagements with content creators. Even if you catch them on a day when they are energized and having a blast playing, their first priority is their audience, not your sales numbers. A one-time payment will not change that.
Don’t hire unverified marketing help. Unfortunately, the indie games space is full of scams. Lots of people offering marketing help have no experience. Ask to see multiple case studies and successful campaigns.
We’ve gone over a lot of stuff that doesn’t work. Let’s cover a few things that do!
Know your ultimate goal. You should strive to create enough of a presence on multiple platforms to start getting noticed organically. Throwing a few hundred bucks at some ads isn’t going to do it. A somewhat successful post on Reddit isn’t going to do it. Align multiple marketing actions in such a way that they help amplify each other — make a new trailer, use it in your media outreach, promote it in various ways, use it to announce a demo and a contest — now we’re talking!
Optimize your Steam page. Make sure all of your art is high-quality, distinct, and gives a player an idea of what they can expect from your game (capsule art especially.) Figure out what the best tags for your game are. https://games-stats.com/steam/tags/ is a decent place to get some insights. Do this ASAP.
Create a community hub. I like to use Discord for this. All of your socials, Steam page, your game demo if you have one, and just as importantly, the game itself — everything should funnel players into one place. This will become an invaluable resource. The first committed members of your community will help provide insights into how to reach your demographic, help you find bugs and quality of life issues, and keep your team motivated. Don’t wait to do it — a year or more ahead of launch is ideal!
Reach out through content creator platforms. The ones I have personally had good results with are drope and lurkit. Your mileage may vary. If you’re lucky, you’ll find a few content creators that love your game and want to keep engaging with it.
Reach out to content creators for free promotion. This is really a numbers game — you might send out 100 emails and get 2 or 3 people who cover it. Focus on creators that absolutely love your genre, and love showcasing promising new content. Send them a free key along with a personalized message. The odds of success are honestly pretty low… Nevertheless, if a sizable YouTuber covers you and is genuinely intrigued by your game, this will be well worth your time.
Run contests, giveaways, or tournaments. Let’s face it — you have a lot of competition. If you want people to line up to try your game, a little extra incentive might help! Make sure that your prize(s) are hefty enough to overcome any barrier-to-entry. A caption contest would have a low barrier-to-entry, while a leaderboard competition would have a fairly high barrier-to-entry. Keep in mind that the likelihood of winning a prize is a barrier-to-entry factor as well. “Winner receives $100” < “10 random contestants receive $10.”
I hope someone finds this helpful. This is not a fully comprehensive guide, just an opportunity to compare notes. If you have questions about any of the things mentioned in this guide, feel free to DM me! If you have something to add or correct, please let me know in the comments.
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2024.05.21 22:58 CaptainCuddles_ 20-29 PST PC - Long term bestfriend/gaming buddy/gaming duo

Heya! I thought I'd make a post in attempt to search for [someone I can vibe with and play with, talk to, and hang out with often].
I currently play games such as: Valorant, League (mainly arams), DbD, CS2, OW2, and Minecraft (though I have a ton of other multiplayeco-op games in my library).
I am someone who likes to mess around/banter, and I'm very positive, upbeat, and outgoing (but not abrasive or obnoxious, more on the chill side). I'm quite playful and silly as I like to make jokes, and keep things lighthearted, and [I'm looking for someone similar who can also maintain a positive attitude] (i.e. outgoing, upbeat, etc.).
(Keep in mind, I don't rage or get upset at games, and I don't get along with those who do as it freaks me out and puts me off. Though if we play a competitive game, I'll still try my best and I won't get upset if we lose and I hope you won't either. - But please don't troll on purpose)
If you're interested, please feel free to send me a chat with your [discord tag] and [a bit about you] and [which games we share] (PLEASE NOTE: I will ignore low effort messages that fall short of this request). Also please be either PST, MST, CST, or EST at the very least, as I am not a fan of playing with high ping as I'm on the very west coast of Canada.
Thank you for reading, may you have a great day, and I look forward to hearing from you!
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2024.05.21 22:57 asianmushroom2 27[f4m] montreal looking mature patient intelligent people to voice chat with

hi, i am a lady who is very intelligent, and about to go on solo world traveling adventure soon. i like fishing, snorkling, play house like little kids, and trying new foods. i am very outspoken and not shy to be the few who speak their minds. i find conversing with people who do not share my mindset or intimidated by me very time wasting hence i am only looking for like minded people. have a look into my post history before messaging. also please do not hit on me if you do not understand the difference between a male and man. i am fine being friends and the fastest way to end a friendship is dusty men trying to play games and get nasty the second they get rejected. understand i do not seek a relationship because i am truly happy by myself and merely looking for good company during my down time. i really like cute emojis because it brings me back to my childhood where i assumed the world was a wonderful place. i like wholesome company without pressure from anyone. eventually if i like the vibe, id like to be on the phone while i sleep or watch scary movies.
if you would like to connect plz send a pic of a cute chicken in your response thanks
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2024.05.21 22:56 Bluelobster212 28 [F4M] #London / Anywhere - Looking for the love of my life

Hey :) Ultimately I want to find my best friend and lifelong partner. Open to chatting to guys in the UK and anywhere around the world. A bit of info about me:
My dream guy is:
Those things are core compatibility factors that are important to me. Other than that , I'd love to learn more about your interests and hobbies even if they aren't ones we share currently :)
Please send a message with your age, location a picture if possible in your message :)
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2024.05.21 22:56 Dawn_of_armaggedon „Ich schwöre , der Bundesrepublik Deutschland treu zu dienen und das Recht und die Freiheit des deutschen Volkes tapfer zu verteidigen, so wahr mir Gott helfe.“

What's up ? Want to join my campaign of death and destruction across space and time ?
18M , looking for fellow operators. If you're between 18 and 21 years of age , Male or Female , from anywhere in the world , and if you seek a satisfying friendship and want to meet someone different , someone that matches you're uniqueness or complements it , well then I'm glad that you're here !
I do not mind time zones as long as you're willing to put in real effort for a long term friendship and don't just send dry messages or ghost. Also no creeps/weirdos and NSFW accounts. If you message me , please do mention your age and gender , because I'd like to know who I am talking to !
Let'ssss goooooooo !!!!!!
What you waitin' for ?
Just hop on and see wherever this ride takes us !
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2024.05.21 22:55 tempmailgenerator Resolving Jenkins Pipeline Email Notification Issues

Enhancing Communication in CI/CD Workflows

Email notifications are a pivotal component of Continuous Integration and Continuous Delivery (CI/CD) pipelines, particularly when using Jenkins, a leading automation server. They serve as a direct line of communication, alerting teams to build statuses, failures, and successes, thereby facilitating rapid response and maintenance of software quality. Configuring email notifications within Jenkins pipelines ensures that developers and stakeholders are kept in the loop, enhancing collaboration and efficiency throughout the development process.
However, setting up and troubleshooting email notifications in Jenkins can present challenges. From incorrect SMTP configuration to authentication issues or script misconfigurations within the pipeline code, there are several potential pitfalls that can disrupt this communication channel. Understanding the common issues and how to address them is crucial for maintaining a smooth and effective CI/CD pipeline. This introduction aims to provide insights into optimizing email notifications within Jenkins pipelines, ensuring that teams can leverage this functionality to its fullest potential.
Command Description
mail Sends email notifications from Jenkins pipeline
pipeline Defines the Jenkins pipeline structure
post Defines post-build actions
always Condition that specifies actions to run after every build
failure Condition that specifies actions to run if the build fails
steps Defines a series of one or more steps to be executed in a stage

Optimizing Jenkins Pipeline Notifications

Email notifications within Jenkins pipelines are not just about informing team members of a build's success or failure; they represent a critical feedback loop that supports the agile development process. By integrating email notifications, teams can immediately identify and address issues, maintain high-quality code, and ensure that software deployments are done seamlessly. The effectiveness of these notifications, however, depends on their proper configuration and the ability of team members to act on the information provided. This involves not only setting up the right triggers for emails but also customizing the content of the notifications to include relevant information such as build status, logs, and direct links to the build results for quick access.
To further enhance the utility of email notifications, Jenkins allows for the configuration of conditional notifications. This means that emails can be tailored to specific events within the pipeline, such as failures in critical stages or warnings when certain thresholds are met. Advanced configurations can include scripting within the Jenkinsfile to dynamically adjust recipients based on the nature of the build or change, ensuring that the right stakeholders are informed at the right time. Moreover, incorporating best practices such as using email filters or integrating with collaboration tools can help manage the flow of notifications, preventing information overload and ensuring that teams remain focused on critical issues. Ultimately, a well-configured email notification system within Jenkins pipelines not only keeps teams informed but also enhances collaboration and the continuous improvement of development practices.

Configuring Email Notifications in Jenkins Pipeline

Jenkinsfile Groovy syntax
pipeline { agent any stages { stage('Build') { steps { echo 'Building...' } } stage('Test') { steps { echo 'Testing...' } } stage('Deploy') { steps { echo 'Deploying...' } } } post { always { mail to: 'team@example.com', subject: "Build ${currentBuild.fullDisplayName}", body: "The build was ${currentBuild.result}: Check console output at ${env.BUILD_URL} to view the results." } failure { mail to: 'team@example.com', subject: "Failed Build ${currentBuild.fullDisplayName}", body: "The build FAILED: Check console output at ${env.BUILD_URL} to view the results." } } } 

Enhancing Jenkins Pipeline Through Effective Email Notifications

Implementing email notifications in Jenkins pipelines plays a crucial role in maintaining continuous integration and deployment processes. These notifications serve as an essential tool for developers and operations teams to stay updated on the build and deployment statuses, facilitating immediate action when issues arise. Properly configured, email alerts can drastically reduce downtime and ensure that all stakeholders are informed of the pipeline's health. The configuration process involves specifying the SMTP server details, setting up authentication if required, and defining the conditions under which notifications should be sent, such as on failure, success, or unstable builds.
Moreover, the customization of email content to include specific details about the build process can significantly aid in troubleshooting efforts. By providing links to the build logs, summaries of the changes that triggered the build, and even metrics on build duration, teams can quickly identify and rectify issues. This level of detail is invaluable in fast-paced development environments where time is of the essence. Additionally, integrating advanced features like email throttling and failure analysis reports can further enhance the pipeline's efficiency by ensuring that teams are not overwhelmed with notifications and that they receive meaningful insights into the build process.

Top Jenkins Email Notification Queries

  1. Question: How do I configure email notifications in Jenkins?
  2. Answer: Configure email notifications in Jenkins by navigating to Manage Jenkins > Configure System > E-mail Notification, where you can enter your SMTP server details and authentication information.
  3. Question: Can email notifications be sent based on the build status?
  4. Answer: Yes, Jenkins allows you to configure email notifications to be sent on various build statuses, such as success, failure, or unstable.
  5. Question: How can I customize the content of the email notifications?
  6. Answer: Customize email content using the Email-ext plugin, which offers various tokens for including dynamic content such as build logs, status, and environment variables.
  7. Question: Is it possible to send emails to different recipients based on the build outcome?
  8. Answer: Yes, with the Email-ext plugin, you can configure conditional recipient lists based on the build outcome or other criteria.
  9. Question: How do I troubleshoot email notification issues in Jenkins?
  10. Answer: Troubleshoot email notification issues by checking the Jenkins system log, verifying SMTP server settings, and ensuring the Email-ext plugin is correctly configured.
  11. Question: Can Jenkins integrate with third-party email services?
  12. Answer: Yes, Jenkins can integrate with third-party email services by configuring the appropriate SMTP settings for the service you wish to use.
  13. Question: How do I limit the number of email notifications sent during a certain period?
  14. Answer: Limit email notifications by configuring the throttle settings in the Email-ext plugin, which can restrict the number of emails sent over a defined period.
  15. Question: Are email notifications supported in pipeline scripts?
  16. Answer: Yes, email notifications can be configured directly within pipeline scripts using the `mail` step.
  17. Question: How can I add attachments to email notifications?
  18. Answer: Attach files to email notifications using the `attachmentsPattern` parameter in the Email-ext plugin, specifying the file patterns to include.
  19. Question: Can email notifications include links to the build console output?
  20. Answer: Yes, include links to the build console output in emails by using the `$BUILD_URL` environment variable in the email body.

Final Thoughts on Jenkins Pipeline Notifications

Implementing a robust email notification system within Jenkins pipelines is more than just a convenience—it's a necessity for teams committed to agile development and continuous integration. Proper configuration and customization of these notifications can dramatically improve the development workflow, enabling teams to respond swiftly to build outcomes and maintain high-quality software delivery. As we've explored, Jenkins offers extensive capabilities for tailoring notifications to meet diverse project needs, from conditional alerts based on build status to detailed messages that include logs and direct links to results. However, the true power of email notifications lies in their ability to facilitate immediate and effective communication among team members, bridging the gap between automated processes and human intervention. By leveraging these tools wisely, teams can not only enhance their operational efficiency but also foster a culture of transparency and collaboration, ensuring that everyone is aligned and informed at every stage of the development cycle.
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2024.05.21 22:55 The-Side-Note I asked chat gpt to create me code for a app where you can find boxing opponents sadly i know nothing aha im wondering if anyone can tell me if this actually works

Frontend: HTML, CSS, JavaScript • Backend: Node.js with Express • Database: SQLite for simplicity
Step-by-Step Plan
1. Initialize the Project: • Set up a Node.js project. • Install necessary dependencies (Express, SQLite). 2. Create the Database Schema: • Design a table to store user information and boxing weight records. 3. Build the Backend: • Create routes for adding, retrieving, and searching user records. • Connect to the SQLite database. 4. Build the Frontend: • Create a simple form for users to input their boxing records. • Display the list of records. • Implement a search feature to find potential opponents. 
Pseudocode
1. Initialize Project: 
mkdir boxing-app cd boxing-app npm init -y npm install express sqlite3 body-parser
2. Create Database Schema: • database.js: 
const sqlite3 = require('sqlite3').verbose(); const db = new sqlite3.Database(':memory:');
db.serialize(() => { db.run("CREATE TABLE users (id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY, name TEXT, weight REAL, record TEXT)"); });
module.exports = db;
3. Build the Backend: • server.js: 
const express = require('express'); const bodyParser = require('body-parser'); const db = require('./database');
const app = express(); app.use(bodyParser.json());
// Add user app.post('/users', (req, res) => { const { name, weight, record } = req.body; db.run("INSERT INTO users (name, weight, record) VALUES (?, ?, ?)", [name, weight, record], function(err) { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(201).send({ id: this.lastID }); }); });
// Get users app.get('/users', (req, res) => { db.all("SELECT * FROM users", [], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
// Search for opponents app.get('/opponents', (req, res) => { const { weight } = req.query; db.all("SELECT * FROM users WHERE ABS(weight - ?) <= 5", [weight], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
const PORT = process.env.PORT 3000; app.listen(PORT, () => { console.log(Server is running on port ${PORT}); });
4. Build the Frontend: • index.html: 
Boxing Records

Boxing Records

All Records

Find Opponents


4. • styles.css: 
body { font-family: Arial, sans-serif; margin: 20px; } form, div { margin-bottom: 20px; } input, button { margin: 5px 0; padding: 10px; width: 100%; } button { cursor: pointer; }
4. • scripts.js: 
document.getElementById('record-form').addEventListener('submit', function(e) { e.preventDefault(); const name = document.getElementById('name').value; const weight = document.getElementById('weight').value; const record = document.getElementById('record').value;
fetch('/users', { method: 'POST', headers: { 'Content-Type': 'application/json' }, body: JSON.stringify({ name, weight, record }) }).then(response => response.json()) .then(data => { alert('Record added!'); loadRecords(); }); });
function loadRecords() { fetch('/users') .then(response => response.json()) .then(data => { const recordsDiv = document.getElementById('records'); recordsDiv.innerHTML = ''; data.forEach(user => { const div = document.createElement('div'); div.textContent = ${user.name} - ${user.weight} kg - ${user.record}; recordsDiv.appendChild(div); }); }); }
document.getElementById('search-btn').addEventListener('click', function() { const weight = document.getElementById('search-weight').value; fetch(/opponents?weight=${weight}) .then(response => response.json()) .then(data => { const opponentsDiv = document.getElementById('opponents'); opponentsDiv.innerHTML = ''; data.forEach(user => { const div = document.createElement('div'); div.textContent = ${user.name} - ${user.weight} kg - ${user.record}; opponentsDiv.appendChild(div); }); }); });
loadRecords();
Full Code
// Step 1: Initialize the project mkdir boxing-app cd boxing-app npm init -y npm install express sqlite3 body-parser
// Step 2: Create database.js
// database.js const sqlite3 = require('sqlite3').verbose(); const db = new sqlite3.Database(':memory:');
db.serialize(() => { db.run("CREATE TABLE users (id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY, name TEXT, weight REAL, record TEXT)"); });
module.exports = db;
// Step 3: Build the backend
// server.js const express = require('express'); const bodyParser = require('body-parser'); const db = require('./database');
const app = express(); app.use(bodyParser.json());
app.post('/users', (req, res) => { const { name, weight, record } = req.body; db.run("INSERT INTO users (name, weight, record) VALUES (?, ?, ?)", [name, weight, record], function(err) { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(201).send({ id: this.lastID }); }); });
app.get('/users', (req, res) => { db.all("SELECT * FROM users", [], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
app.get('/opponents', (req, res) => { const { weight } = req.query; db.all("SELECT * FROM users WHERE ABS(weight - ?) <= 5", [weight], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
const PORT = process.env.PORT 3000; app.listen(PORT, () => { console.log(Server is running on port ${PORT}); });
Step 4: Build the frontend
index.html Boxing Records

Boxing Records

All Records

Find Opponents

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2024.05.21 22:54 Dawn_of_armaggedon „Ich schwöre , der Bundesrepublik Deutschland treu zu dienen und das Recht und die Freiheit des deutschen Volkes tapfer zu verteidigen, so wahr mir Gott helfe.“

What's up ? Want to join my campaign of death and destruction across space and time ?
18M , looking for fellow operators. If you're between 18 and 21 years of age , Male or Female , from anywhere in the world , and if you seek a satisfying friendship and want to meet someone different , someone that matches you're uniqueness or complements it , well then I'm glad that you're here !
I do not mind time zones as long as you're willing to put in real effort for a long term friendship and don't just send dry messages or ghost. Also no creeps/weirdos and NSFW accounts. If you message me , please do mention your age and gender , because I'd like to know who I am talking to !
Let'ssss goooooooo !!!!!!
What you waitin' for ?
Just hop on and see wherever this ride takes us !
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2024.05.21 22:54 tiffforever123 30 [F4M] Canada - Looking for someone to experience life with

Hey everyone (:
■ READ EVERYTHING BEFORE SENDING A MESSAGE ■
Young lady seeking a life partner to love and be loved in return . Dating apps are long and exhausting so I'd rather get straight to the point and be direct.
■PLEASE SEND AN INTRODUCTION AND PICTURE ■
●IF ITS SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH DONT MESSAGE ME
If you don't think we'd be a good match don't message if you don't have the capability to communicate and get to know me .
https://imgur.com/Okqs2IZ
Send message via chat ! My Dm/pm doesnt work (:
I'm black , 5'3 , born and raised in Montréal , Introverted, Demisexual. Healthcare worker .
I'm kind , loyal , supportive and looking for the same in a partner who also values honesty , communication, commitment.
I want to go through life with someone that's willing to grow , heal , learn , openminded , We accept each other for who we are but are open to criticism and respect, love , kindness is the center of our relationship.
Location: Montréal Canada
Interests : working out , concerts , hockey fan, romance novels .
Looking for : life partner 28-40 Someone willing to take things slow , open minded , emotional available and can communicate must be a good texter, phone calls , video call is a must
Religious beliefs : Christian but mostly spiritual / liberal views .I believe in God
Deal-breaker: I can't date someone without a job , doesn't take accountability, doesn't apologize, any form of abuse will not be tolerated . Men with children unfortunately.
Likes : Beards, sense of humor, family oriented, liberal views , British accents . Puts 100% in all aspects of their life ( friendships, job , Relationships, mental health , self care )
I take pride in communicating effectively, effort being reciprocated so I expect the same in my partner.
I don't see myself living anywhere else so if you're open to long distance relationship keep in mind I'm not moving and if you aren't either then there's no point in us talking .
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2024.05.21 22:53 Bluelobster212 28 [F4M] #London / Anywhere - Looking for the love of my life

Ultimately I want to find my best friend and lifelong partner. Open to chatting to guys in the UK and anywhere around the world. A bit of info about me:
  • A picture of me
  • 28 year old black female of African descent based in the UK
  • 5ft 6 and of an average weight
  • not religious
  • Non-smoker, non-drinker and drug free.
  • Works in the tech as a data scientist
  • I'm not looking to have kids
  • Love travel, books, deep chats and trying new activities
My dream guy is:
  • Kind and friendly and is not afraid of r
  • non-religious,
  • left leaning politically
  • doesn't see himself having kids/it's not important to him
  • non-smoke drug free
  • Has some interest in health and fitness/ living a balanced healthy lifestyle.
  • Like adventure and travel
Those things are core compatibility factors that are important to me. Other than that , I'd love to learn more about your interests and hobbies even if they aren't ones we share currently :)
Please send a message with your age, location a picture if possible in your message :)
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2024.05.21 22:53 True-Trifle4145 I’ve not seen anything like this, Scam or Legit?

Received this via text. And am now having a convo on WhatsApp with another. “I'm Miranda from Glassdoor (USA). We offer quality remote online part-time/full-time jobs helping Costco merchants update their data and increase visibility and bookings with free training. Part-time and full-time flex jobs allow you to work 4 days a week, work simply, when and where you want (based on your own schedule), and earn daily bonuses of $50 to $500. Receive a base salary of $1,000 for every 4 work days worked. This job can bring a good income to the family. A formal employee contract will be issued after completing 4 working days. Benefits: Paid annual leave: in addition to statutory holidays such as maternity leave and paternity leave. Regular employees are entitled to 5-15 days of paid annual leave.If you would like to join us, please contact the employer for more information by sending a text message to the phone number:12062611053”
WhatsApp want to have a ‘meeting’ to ‘train’.
Thoughts?
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2024.05.21 22:53 The-Side-Note I asked chat gpt to create me code for a app where you can find boxing opponents sadly i know nothing aha im wondering if anyone can tell me if this actually works

Frontend: HTML, CSS, JavaScript • Backend: Node.js with Express • Database: SQLite for simplicity
Step-by-Step Plan
1. Initialize the Project: • Set up a Node.js project. • Install necessary dependencies (Express, SQLite). 2. Create the Database Schema: • Design a table to store user information and boxing weight records. 3. Build the Backend: • Create routes for adding, retrieving, and searching user records. • Connect to the SQLite database. 4. Build the Frontend: • Create a simple form for users to input their boxing records. • Display the list of records. • Implement a search feature to find potential opponents. 
Pseudocode
1. Initialize Project: 
mkdir boxing-app cd boxing-app npm init -y npm install express sqlite3 body-parser
2. Create Database Schema: • database.js: 
const sqlite3 = require('sqlite3').verbose(); const db = new sqlite3.Database(':memory:');
db.serialize(() => { db.run("CREATE TABLE users (id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY, name TEXT, weight REAL, record TEXT)"); });
module.exports = db;
3. Build the Backend: • server.js: 
const express = require('express'); const bodyParser = require('body-parser'); const db = require('./database');
const app = express(); app.use(bodyParser.json());
// Add user app.post('/users', (req, res) => { const { name, weight, record } = req.body; db.run("INSERT INTO users (name, weight, record) VALUES (?, ?, ?)", [name, weight, record], function(err) { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(201).send({ id: this.lastID }); }); });
// Get users app.get('/users', (req, res) => { db.all("SELECT * FROM users", [], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
// Search for opponents app.get('/opponents', (req, res) => { const { weight } = req.query; db.all("SELECT * FROM users WHERE ABS(weight - ?) <= 5", [weight], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
const PORT = process.env.PORT 3000; app.listen(PORT, () => { console.log(Server is running on port ${PORT}); });
4. Build the Frontend: • index.html: 
Boxing Records

Boxing Records

All Records

Find Opponents


4. • styles.css: 
body { font-family: Arial, sans-serif; margin: 20px; } form, div { margin-bottom: 20px; } input, button { margin: 5px 0; padding: 10px; width: 100%; } button { cursor: pointer; }
4. • scripts.js: 
document.getElementById('record-form').addEventListener('submit', function(e) { e.preventDefault(); const name = document.getElementById('name').value; const weight = document.getElementById('weight').value; const record = document.getElementById('record').value;
fetch('/users', { method: 'POST', headers: { 'Content-Type': 'application/json' }, body: JSON.stringify({ name, weight, record }) }).then(response => response.json()) .then(data => { alert('Record added!'); loadRecords(); }); });
function loadRecords() { fetch('/users') .then(response => response.json()) .then(data => { const recordsDiv = document.getElementById('records'); recordsDiv.innerHTML = ''; data.forEach(user => { const div = document.createElement('div'); div.textContent = ${user.name} - ${user.weight} kg - ${user.record}; recordsDiv.appendChild(div); }); }); }
document.getElementById('search-btn').addEventListener('click', function() { const weight = document.getElementById('search-weight').value; fetch(/opponents?weight=${weight}) .then(response => response.json()) .then(data => { const opponentsDiv = document.getElementById('opponents'); opponentsDiv.innerHTML = ''; data.forEach(user => { const div = document.createElement('div'); div.textContent = ${user.name} - ${user.weight} kg - ${user.record}; opponentsDiv.appendChild(div); }); }); });
loadRecords();
Full Code
// Step 1: Initialize the project mkdir boxing-app cd boxing-app npm init -y npm install express sqlite3 body-parser
// Step 2: Create database.js
// database.js const sqlite3 = require('sqlite3').verbose(); const db = new sqlite3.Database(':memory:');
db.serialize(() => { db.run("CREATE TABLE users (id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY, name TEXT, weight REAL, record TEXT)"); });
module.exports = db;
// Step 3: Build the backend
// server.js const express = require('express'); const bodyParser = require('body-parser'); const db = require('./database');
const app = express(); app.use(bodyParser.json());
app.post('/users', (req, res) => { const { name, weight, record } = req.body; db.run("INSERT INTO users (name, weight, record) VALUES (?, ?, ?)", [name, weight, record], function(err) { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(201).send({ id: this.lastID }); }); });
app.get('/users', (req, res) => { db.all("SELECT * FROM users", [], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
app.get('/opponents', (req, res) => { const { weight } = req.query; db.all("SELECT * FROM users WHERE ABS(weight - ?) <= 5", [weight], (err, rows) => { if (err) { return res.status(500).send(err.message); } res.status(200).send(rows); }); });
const PORT = process.env.PORT 3000; app.listen(PORT, () => { console.log(Server is running on port ${PORT}); });
Step 4: Build the frontend
index.html Boxing Records

Boxing Records

All Records

Find Opponents

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2024.05.21 22:51 UnknownCat246 I miss MTG

TLDR: I haven’t played in like 3 months. It’s not because of work, but the husband won’t go with me. I can’t go by myself. He won’t play. Every experience I’ve had screams I cannot go alone.
The first shop I ever went to I got hired by, when the owner realized I wasn’t gonna sleep with him I got fired. Had a boyfriend. Was very clear.
The next store a dude flipped a f**kin table and accused me of cheating because there was “no way” I’d get lucky enough to draw the same card that won me the game twice in a standard game where you can run 4 of each of the friggin cards. I lost every other game that night. Same shop had a drunken brawl happen in the middle of Friday night magic. Decided place was not for me.
The next store a guy literally yelled at me in a casual game of commander where we were teaching a new guy to play. He’d brought his “ultra CEDH deck that makes everyone cry” and because me and the other dude were helping the new guy he won. This angered Mr ultra high power CEDH. Why I was the only one who was yelled at in the scenario I have no f**kin clue, the new guy was just as confused, the other guy tried to tell him it wasn’t my fault, but it honestly made me cry so I just left and never returned. Why? Because he is a regular there and the other regulars agreed I was just being a baby. Since that’s the player pool I want nothing to do with it. Didn’t want to be part of that psychotic echo chamber.
Next shop was just to far away. I can live with no one respecting my opinion unless my husband repeats it when it comes to magic, but I can’t drive 4 hours round trip to go play.
Next shop a dude seriously misunderstood our friendship and I had zero idea until we were on a trip outta town to go to a magic shop for some singles we needed. He suggested a restaurant and I said sure till we got there. Highly romantic couples place and I had to drag him back out and ask what the actual FK, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, YOU KNOW HIM, WE HANG OUT TOGETHER, WHAT THE FK?! An his response was well you’re always at my house. CAUSE WE PLAY MAGIC TOGETHER! WERE FRIENDS! Just because a chick hangs out with you doesn’t automatically mean y’all are dating or that she wants to sleep with you! When I say I have no idea I mean NO IDEA. I’m autistic. High functioning, but I am not good with social queues at all. I missed ALL A THAT HOT MESS and wound up on the most awkward car ride home of my life.
The last shop that caused me to lose ALL HOPE in the male gender I got to be friends with the shop owner who I thought was entirely safe to interact with cause the man’s married. He got me into Pokémon and I was happy to just have an actual friend. I took every dmn precaution I could. No hanging out alone, no hanging out at his house, made sure my relationship with the now husband at this point was 100% evident and mentioned previous mishaps. Everything was fine for a while. I noticed his wife getting kind of testy(?) with me, so I stopped coming around the shop as much after she “accidentally” dropped her actual live dog on my board state during a commander game. Cut back on contact. I assumed I was doing something that made her upset. I had to be. Like half a year passes then this man starts sending me random roleplay texts while we’re planning to meet up to play Pokémon and I was like ??? The fk is this ??? He said he was sorry and he just liked to do the asterisk roleplay with people and I told him yeah I’m not into that. Then one day we’re having a conversation about the next pre release of mtg and he throws a *spanks you for your naughty talk in because I disagreed that a card would be played a lot in standard and I just blocked him until the husband got home. Didn’t go back for months and randomly got a text from an unknown number and all it said was 2 texts. “Hey it’s Arseface” and “I really miss you.” I responded to fkin neither of them because I. AM. MARRIED. That owner is gone now and it’s run by another dude who isn’t fond of me cause he was friends with the previous owner. Apparently a rumor circulated that I was trying to get with a married man even though I NEVER HUNG OUT WITH HIM ALONE. NEVER. Not one god forsaken fkin time.
I literally cannot go alone, in the 8 or so yrs I’ve been into this game it’s NEVER gone well and my husband doesn’t want to go now because he’s tired of dealing with the “oh I would have beat you if I drew this card” people. He won’t play with me because he “doesn’t like beating his wife” even though he hasn’t beaten my new test deck once….i honestly feel like he’s secretly spiteful that my first attempt at a CEDH deck that he said wasn’t going to work it just crushing his decks.
Magic is the one place I feel like being a girl is actually genuinely looked down upon or like an object. I never see many girls play. The few I do see work in the stores, but don’t play, are much older and can’t play often or too young to be friends with and are eventually driven off by dudes literally hitting on an actual child. I had to step in at a previous shop when a 30 something was asking a 17 yr old about her favorite sex positions. Was she into it? No idea, but I knew it was beyond inappropriate. The only other consistent girl I see I do not believe is there for magic. Is she playing? Yeah, but all she’s doing the whole time is trying to get people to go to her onlyfans or come to the strip club she works at and she flat out told me she doesn’t like my “housewife ascetic” whatever the hell that meant.
I feel hated and/or used. I have no fkin clue what I’ve done to people who do hate me. I have no idea why no one will respect my fkin marriage. My literal Xbox bio was just “I AM MARRIED” until I ran out of characters. Do I need to staple that sht to my god dmn forehead??? I love magic, but this community is just full of awful people.
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2024.05.21 22:50 Cool_Personality_636 My wife has vaginismus

Please can someone read and share their thoughts. Would really appreciate it.
I’m a young 21 male who got married at 19 to a beautiful woman the same age as me. From the very start, we were unable to have sex as it would just be really painful to the point where I felt bad looking at her go through the pain so I stop every time we try (we used to try at the start but not anymore). Before marriage, there was a lot of chemistry between us and we would both get turned on from just being close to each other. When we got married, we would try and try but it wouldn’t get anywhere at all. We tried to seek help from doctors who say that it is a psychological problem rather than a physical one. My wife and her ex boyfriend were having fun one time and he put it inside of her which she didn’t want to happen but didn’t exactly say for it not to happen at the time however she did state previously to him that she did not want to have sex before marriage for religious reasons. When she was explaining it to me, her words were “before I had even got the chance to say no, it was already in and I didn’t even feel it. As soon as I realised, I told him to get off.” I don’t really agree with that part because she was naked infront him at the end of the day. I know men and when they’re in a relationship in that situation, shit will happen because the tension is so high from both sides. I understand it was a mistake from her part and she understands that too which is why I’m not hung up about it.
Anyways, she had opened up to me about it during our talking stage, which I appreciated and accepted her for it but did not realise how badly it was going to affect our relationship.
We’re now coming up to 2 years into our marriage and we haven’t tried doing it for the past 5 months.
I’ve always wanted to flirt with my wife and send dirty messages and pictures but it’s like what is all that for if we cant have sex? I really do love her and can’t see my life without her but at the end of the day, I have urges which are not being fulfilled. Can I really go my whole life in a marriage without sex? Am I just expecting sex to be this amazing thing as I haven’t had it before? If I leave her, it’ll make me feel like shit leaving her out to dry by herself.
We’ve been through therapy for a short while which only got a conversation going but didn’t really help the way I expected it to. We’ve spoken to a couple people who have had vaginismus about our situation but they say the usual things like oh it will get better and you guys will be able to have sex. How will that happen if there’s no effort being put into it? We’re both tired of trying and using dilators all for it to just be painful and not get any improvement whatsoever.
It’s messing me up inside. I’ve become soo moody to a point where I don’t want to go out. I would rather just stay at home and do nothing. My friends ask me all the time how marriage is and I have to lie and say it’s going good because our situation is so messed up. They even joke about sex and I have to go along with it because I can’t just tell them oh we haven’t had sex yet because they wouldn’t understand.
I haven’t cried in the past 6+ years even during family deaths but I cried about this. Shows how messed up I am inside about this whole situation.
I’m not the type of person to go out of my way and speak to someone about it because I’ve always been a reserved person. I keep things to myself which isn’t turning out good because it’s all just being bottled up. How long can I keep this up for? My wife and I have questioned how long will we last like this?
We’ve talked about divorce about 3-4 times and she has told me many times that she’ll leave me if it makes me feel better as I will just get married again and be able to have my needs met. I don’t want that but I want that. Somehow it makes sense to want both. I want her in my life and to be able to have sex. It feels like I’m asking for too much but isn’t that just the basic needs of men?
There’s a surgery called Botox or something which numbs the muscle that contracts in the vagina which has 100% success stories. It’s costing £3,000 but we can’t afford that. Both our families can’t pay for it. Seems like it’s costing £3,000 to fix our marriage but it’s something no one can afford. I don’t want to cry for help and beg for money.
Can someone tell me something. Anything please.
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