Bhan ke chudai

As I clearly mentioned only females. No males DM me. Ek hawsi chudasi maa chahiye ish hawsi madarchod bete keliyem. maa ek dum hawas se bhari hui chudasi ho. Ushe apne bete se chudna bahot pasand ho. Bete ke lund ki pyasi maa, din raat jo bete se lagatar chudti hi rahe...
Ghar me bhi maa nangi rahe or bete sath bahar jate time adhi nangi hoke jaye taki beta jab chahe tab chudai kre maa ki

It started with eye contact in the month of Ashar. Didn't even cared to know his name cause I thought myself to be anti lover. Just curiously social media profile search gareko thye, payina maole. Wasta Pani garin. Senior pareh college ma dekhda kheri heri rahnthye.After After 6 or more months laaaa Aba ta janchan bhane feeling aayo ni kura garna Thale.. online ma. Face to face Bolna na sakina. Aba bhani halnu paryo dhilo hunca ki bhanera bhaneko, "you deserve better" arey. Maya garxu bhanya thye, bf bhaideu thorai. Kura hudai garthyo, padhna motivate gare, boards ko time ni.Ma off nai Gai diye online Bata Taradisturb huncha ki bhanera. Ani aba bolda bolthe Haina Tara maile disturb gare jasto lagthyo . Ani mero Sathi haru ley ni dai dai bhanera bolne Haina., bani bani bhane. Feri maile ekdin Mero tadhako friend ko I'd magey Ra dherai din ta Haina kaile Kai tehi Bata bolne gare. Malai naramro ta lagthyo jhuto bolle bhanera. Feri tyo I'd ma ni yestai bhan thye., Meri arkai classmate crush xa aba uslai Bhanu parla Khai ke huncha . Ani last ko din asti ma nai actual yesto yo I'd Bata boleko bhaneko. Timiley thika grarnau bhane. Thaha xa Galat gare. Mafi ni magisakey .maaf na gare ni kei xainwa. Tara aba yeti bhayepachi Khai mutu aba sab bhanda Badi dhukhan thalyo ho.jyan ma tagat xainwa jasto bhayako xa. Sochda uni sochine garachan. Pohot Saal matra depression Bata niskya darr laggyo ho.my lord.

My first post on Theth Punjabi verbs My second post on some Theth Punjabi terms My third post on some Theth Punjabi terms My fourth post on many-many Theth Punjabi verbs My fifth post on many Theth Punjabi terms My sixth post on many Theth Punjabi verbs
As always, my posts have video examples. Please check the above linked ones as well!
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RassNaa / رسّنڑا
Urdu/Hindi: Maan Jaanaa / Raazi Hona / Sulaah Ho Jaani (To reconcile/Become friendly again)
In Jatki Punjabi "RassNaa" and "ManeevNa" are two words used for Sulah (from arabic, also in Punjabi)
Dohve'n BheNaa'n Rass Gyiiaa'n / RooTHay Yaar Aukhay Maneendin And the nouns are: "Rasaaii" (see video examples) "Maneyvaa" (often as "Rosa-Maneyva") ^{Rosa from RussNa meaning Naaraazgii}
Jatki Punjabi Drama "Es nek maheenay de vich bheNaa'n dohve'n rass jaavaN" (they fought) Sargodha Punjabi Promoter "Naviiyaa'n bhanDiiyaa'n vi baNdiiyaa'n n par puraaNiyaa'n rasaaiiyaa'n viiho veyndiyaa'n n, oh jehRay sir jhammday haan, oh vi rass baahndin" Song by Jhang's Talib Hussain Dard "Aapoo'n DaahDi Thaaray akhiiyaa'n chaa laayiiaa'n, injay rus pyosay hoiiyaa'n na rasaaiiyaa'n" Sargodha Comedy "Farz keetaa, ba kal unhaa'n dohvaa'n dii aaps ch rasaaii ho veyndi" Tiktok Famous Poet: "SaaDay Keetay Vaar Te Tang Aake, Tai'n-Aa'n (Tuu ee) Ak'heer Tey Rass VanjNaa Ae"
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ChammbRnaa / چمبڑنا
Urdu/Hindi: Chipaknaa (To stick to/To get attached)
Remember, the Punjabi for Chipkaanaa is "ChambeyRnaa/ChamboRnaa" (video example given)
(In all cases, the "b" may not be pronounced)
Chakwali Punjabi Promoter (low views sadly) "AsaaDi Punjabi da hikk akhaaN ae, Vaahiiyaa'n Unhaa'n Diiyaa'n Jinhaa'n De Huqay ChamboRay" Eastern Punjabi example: "Asii'n aapNay sareer te makhiiyaa'n chambeyRday aa'n" Jhangochi Punjabi comedy: "Tuu'n taa'n os beeba kol chammaR ke jo baiTHa hoyaa'n!" Jhangochi Punjabi comedy: "ChambbaR veyndi ai'n" Jhangochi Punjabi Drama: "Oh taa'n jehRi shae nu chammbaR jaavay"
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Usaarnaa / اُسارنا
Urdu/Hindi: Taameer karnaa / Nirmit karnaa (To construct/build)
(also Usarnaa)
Jhangochi Punjabi Drama: "Tuu chaahni ai'n bas kaddh ee usrii ravhay" (You want that a divide/wall should always exist) Mianwali Tiktok: "SaaDay kolo'n bas karkay, kehRay banglay usaaray nii...?" Shahpuri/Sargodha Punjabi Comedy: "Koi nahi deevaar-e-cheen usrii khali !" (great wall of china) Eastern Punjabi Song Example: "Saanu sufNay ch mehl taa'n usaar laiN de" Eastern Punjabi Video: "Ikk school kholaN naal, kayii jailaa'n usaaran da k'harch bach jaandaa ae"
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KhaRnaa / کھڑنا
Urdu/Hindi: Le Jaanaa (To take)
Used in almost all of Western Punjabi dialects In Eastern Punjabi only used by Eastern-Majhi dialect
KhaRnaa is also said as Laye-Turnaa, Lyii-JaavNaa, Lyii-VanjNaa, Ghin-VanjNaa, Ghin-JulNaa
Pothohari Drama Example: "MahaaRii Vii Sekal (Bicycle) Os Khassii-KhaRii" (Oh Khass Ke Lae-Gya/Woh Chheen Kar Le-Gya) Pothohari Dialect Drama Example "GaDDi ch bavho tuki ser karaa'aa'n, chaachay ni haTTi appar khaRsaa'n" (Lai-Ke-Jaasaa'n) Chakwali/Dhanni Punjabi Vlogger Example "Zara nu naal khaRna" (Lai-Ke-JaavNa) Western Punjabi Example "Menu vii naal khaRo (Lai Jaavo)" / "Kitthay naal khaRaa'n (Lai Ke Jaavaa'n) tenu?" Pothohari Drama Example: "Ethay bakrii bannhii gachhnay aa'n, muRii achhii-tey feyr kholi khaRsaa'n" ^\bannh-jaanay aa'n, muR aa-ke feyr khol ke khaRsaa'n] / Lai Jaasaa'n or Jaavaangaa) Eastern Majhi Punjabi Example: "Eh menu aahnda menu naal showaa'n tey khaRyaa kar" (Lai-Jaayaa-Kar) Eastern Majhi Funny Reel: "Ehnu Nhi KhaRnaa Aapaa'n!" (Lai-Ke-JaavNa) Mandi Bahudin Shahpuri Example: (1:12) "Do-Kilo GuR Mein KhaRnaa Ae Unhaa'n Vaastay"
Pothohari dialect famous film "Miki KhaRo England" (Lai-Jaavo)
Idiom: "Aap vii marsii, naal saanu vi khaRsii" (Will die himself and also take us along with him)
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PinnNaa / پِنّنڑا
Urdu/Hindi: Maangnaa / Bheek Maangnaa
In Punjabi there is a common phrase "Mangg-Pinn Ke" (O' Yraa Mangg-Pinn Ke Kamm Chalaa Lyaa Sii / Mangg-Pinn Ke Dangg Tapaa Lainday Haasay!) Means by asking around, begging, seeking help, we managed to get by.
In Punjabi a begger is called Mangtaa (MangaN Aalaa) or Peynaa (PinnaN Aalaa) In Urdu/Hindi a beggar is called Bhikaari
Jhang Punjabi Drama: "Meraa Puttar Tuu'n Menu G'halat Na Samjhee'n! Mein PinnaN Aali Nhi Aa'n!" (BeTaa Tum Mujhay G'halat Na Samjhnaa! Mein Maangnay Vaalii Nahi Hoo'n) Legendary Song by Mansoor Malangi of Jhang "Bahoo'n Aukhyaa Pinnyaa'e Rabb Koloo'n!" (Boht Mushkil Se Maanga Hai K'huda Se)
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VattNaa / وتّنڑا
Urdu/Hindi: Phirnaa (Also very much used in Punjabi)
In most of Western Punjab we say MuR or Vatt (both meaning Phir)
Both are common words. Notice how Phir (from Phirnaa) and Vatt (from VattNaa) both mean Then/Again/So/After My post on MuVatt
In the Jhangochi/Shahpuri/Dhanni Punjabi dialects "VattNaa" also means "Phirnaa" This is also used in East Punjab's Fazilka district (see example below)
Famous Poet from Nankana-Sahib, Rai-Muhammad Nasir "Bhunn Ke DaaNay VanDdaa Vaanaa'n, BeejaN VanDdo'n, Hor Hondo'n MuR!" (Bhoon Kar Daanay BaanTtay Phirte Ho Tum, Beej-Bo Kar BaanTtay, To Phir Aur Hotay Tumhaare Paas) Jatki Punjabi Comedy: "Oh Asee'n Karaaye BhaaNay LaiNay! Asee'n Bhajjay Nhi Vattay?!" (Woh Ham Karaaye Ke Liiye Lei'ngay! Ham Bhaagtay Nahi Phiray?) Jatki Punjabi Comedy: "KhaRaaii Vaanaa'n Panj Sau Aalaa Note" (Gumaaye Phirtaa Hoo'n) Tiktok Poem: "RuTTHay Vatto (Phiro), Asee'n Kyo'n Minnat Kareynday Vatiiye (Phiriiye) ?" Sargodha Punjabi Promoter: "Unhaa'n Aakhyaa BhanD Posi, Os Aakhya Ponda Ae Taa'n Ponda Vattay (Phiray) Same Vlogger: "Svaariiyaa'n Lainday Haan, THoh (Chheyti) Lae Ke Vaanday (Phirday) Raahnday Haan" Song from Jhang Moden: "Rondaa Vattyaa'n (Phiryaa'n) Kisay Chupp Karaayaa Vii Nhi !"
Also used in India's Fazilka district as they speak Jatki Punjabi: "Kive'n Bhaaoo? Kitaabaa'n Veychdaa Vaanaa Ee'n?" (Kitaabe'n Beychtay Phirtay Ho?)
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YabbhNaa / KhappNaa:
Urdu/Hindi: Tang Honaa
Mean the same thing, to struggle, khajjal-hovNaa, to get in some mess, to be troubled
Yabbh is Trouble/Issue (Museebat) Khapp is Noise/Problem (Maslaa)
Jhang Punjabi Drama: "Kyo'n Khappdii Pyi Ai'n?" Sargodha Punjabi Reel: "Aggay Bhukkhay Naal Yabbhday Paye, Utto'n Eh Peer Aa Gya!"
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ChaambhaLnaa / چانبھلؕنا
Urdu/Hindi: Shok'haa Hona / To show off / To act so highly of yourself
Malvai Punjabi Folk Song from East Punjab: "ChaambhaL Na Tuu'n BaahLi, MeyLNay!" East Punjabi Comedy: "KuRiiyaa'n Vyaah Ch Jaake ChaanbhaL Jaandiiyaa'n N" Mandi Bahudin West Punjab, Good Vloggers: "ChaamaL ChaRHyaa!" (7:00)
East Punjabi Film Title "ChaambhLya Siri, Tey Machhryaa JaTT!"
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Machharnaa / مچھرنا
Urdu/Hindi: Sharaarat Karnaa / Tez Bannaa (To be clever, mischevious, naughty)
In Punjabi we also say "Mastiiyaa'n Karniiyaa'n" / "Trikkhaa BaNnaa"
Mandi Bahudin Good Punjabi Vloggers: "O Eh Jaatak (MunDay) Injay Machhray Hoye No" (2:40)
East Punjabi Film Title "ChaambhLya Siri, Tey Machhryaa JaTT!"

Hi readers, main Sunil apni kahani ka agla part leke aap sab ke saamne hazir hu. Aasha karta hu ki aap sab ko pichla part pasand aaya hoga. Agar aapne pichla part nahi padha hai, to pehle usko zaroor padh le.
Pichle part mein aap sab ne padha tha, ki mujhe apne ghar ke paas waale mandir ke pandit ki biwi bahut pasand thi. Wo hamare ghar ke saamne hi rehte the. Uski patni ka naam Anu tha, jisko imagine kar-kar ke main subha-shaam muth maarta tha.
Fir ek din maine usko bol diya ki main usse pyar karta tha, aur usne mujhe jawab mein thappad maar diya. Uske baad meri himmat hi nahi padi dobara poochne ki. Fir ek din achanak pandit ji chal base, aur meri Anu se baat ban gayi. Ab wo chudai ke liye ready thi. Chaliye ab aage badhte hai.
Anu mujhse milne ke liye aur sex karne ke liye tadap rahi thi. Mera bhi kuch aisa hi haal tha. Main ab agle din ki wait kar raha tha jab main usse milne wala tha.
Fir agle din main ghar se bike par college ke liye nikla. Main college nahi gaya, aur seedhe apne friend ke paas gaya. Maine uski shop par bike park ki, aur usko bola ki mujhe wapas chhodh kar aaye. Fir wo mujhe activa par bitha kar wapas chhodhne aaya.
Maine apna muh dhak liya tha, taaki kisi ko pata na chal jaye. Fir main pandit ke ghar ke saamne utra, aur jaldi se darwaza khol kar andar chala gaya. Maine Anu ko pehle se bol rakha tha ki wo darwaza khula rakhe.
Jab main andar gaya, to Anu meri wait kar rahi thi. Usne white colour ki kurti, aur maroon leggings pehni hui thi. Uska bhara hua badan un kapdon mein bahut sexy lag raha tha. Wo kisi cake ki tarah lag rahi thi jisko main aaj khaane wala tha.
Mujhe dekh kar wo smile karte hue mere paas aayi. Fir hum dono gale mile, aur jaise hi main usse gale mila, uske mote boobs meri chhati mein dabb gaye. Maza hi aa gaya doston usko gale se laga kar. Mujhe josh chadh gaya, aur main uski gardan par kiss karne laga. Tabhi usne mujhe roka aur boli-
Anu: Yaha nahi, upar chalte hai.
Fir usne baahar ke darwaze ki kundi lagayi, aur mere aage-aage upar jaane lagi. Main uske peeche tha, aur seediyan chadhte hue uski matakti gaand dekh kar uttejit ho raha tha. Upar jaate hi maine usko baahon mein bhar liya, aur apne honth uske hontho se mila diye.
Ab hum paaglon ki tarah ek-doosre ke honth choosne lage. Kya swaad tha uske hontho ka, ek-dum zabardast. Main honth chooste hue uske chootad dababe laga jisse wo aur uttejit hone lagi. Kya soft chootad the uske, dabane mein bahut maza aa raha tha. Uske badan ki khushu meri vaasna ko aur badha rahi thi.
Takreeban 10 minute tak hum dono ek-doosre ke honth chooste rahe. Jab hum alag hue, to hum dono ki saanse chadhi hui thi, aur uske hontho ki lipstick main khaa chuka tha. Fir maine usko deewar ke sath lagaya, aur uski kurti utaar di. Andar se uske bra mein kasse hue gore-gore boobs baahar aa gaye.
Main uski gardan choomne laga, aur clevage mein muh daal kar usko chaatne-choomne laga. Badi garmi thi uski cleavage mein, aur mujhe bada maza aa raha tha. Maine choomte hue usko ghuma diya, aur uski peeth choomne laga. Fir maine uski bra ke hook khol kar usko utaar diya.
Ab main uski nangi peeth choomte hue neeche gaya, aur uski leggings neeche kheench kar utaar di. Uske badan par ab sirf panty bachi thi neele rang ki. Panty mein uski gaand kya kamaal lag rahi thi. Fir maine panty ke upar se uski gaand par kiss kiya, aur panty utaar di.
Ab wo nangi doosri taraf muh karke khadi thi. Fir maine uske chootadon par kiss kiye, aur usko ghuma liya. Wo sharma kar mujhse apni chut chhupane lagi. Lekin maine uske hath hataye chut mein aur apna muh daal liya. Main uski chut ko chaatne laga, aur wo pagal hone lagi. Chut bahut paani chhodh rahi thi.
Fir maine usko bed par litaya, aur apne saare kapde utaar diye. Mera tagda lund dekh kar wo khush ho gayi. Main uske upar aaya, aur taange khol kar lund ko chut par ragadne laga. Wo ahh ahh ki siskiyan bhar rahi thi, aur gaand utha kar lund andar lene ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Tabhi maine zor ka dhakka maar kar poora lund uski garam chut mein utaar diya. Wo ahh ahh karke tadapne lagi. Lekin maine uske upar bhaar daal kar usko hilne nahi diya. Fir main dheere-dheere lund andar-baahar karke usko chodne laga.
Kuch der tak usko dard hua, lekin kuch hi minto mein uska dard chala gaya, aur usko maza aane laga. Ab wo meri taraf dekh kar smile kar rahi thi. Maine apne honth uske hontho se lagaye, aur tezi se dhakke deke uski chut chodni shuru kar di. Chut ke paani se chap-chap ki aur jaanghon se jaanghen takrane se phat-phat ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Jannat ka maza agar kahi mil sakta tha, to wo mujhe mil raha tha.
Fir hamne position change ki. Wo mere upar aayi, aur lund chut mein leke uchalne lage. Maine uske uchalte hue boobs pakde, aur neeche se bhi dhakke dene laga. Uske chehre par mujhe charam sukh nazar aa raha tha. Kuch der uchalne ke baad wo mere lund se utri, aur fir ghutno par aa kar apne aap hi ghodi ban gayi. Maine socha pandit ki biwi poori shaukeen thi.
Fir maine peeche se uski chut mein lund dala, aur ghapa-ghap usko chodne laga. Thap-thap ki awaazo ke sath main usko full speed mein chod raha tha. Wo ahh ahh karke mere lund ka maza le rahi thi. 10 minute aur chodne ke baad maine apna maal uski gaand par nikaal diya.
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Finally I will talk on this. In Western Jhangochi/Shahpuri/Dhanni dialects of Punjabi the Passive Tense is very vast and complex.
This feature is present in the following districts of Punjab. (Chakwal/Attok/Talagang/Khushab/Sargodha/MandiBahudin/Saqibabad/HafizpuJhang/Chiniot/Khanewal/Sahiwal/Pakpattan/Okara/Native Faislabad and Toba Tek Singh)
It is not present in Eastern Punjabi, nor in the Western dialects of Hindko and Pothohari It is also present in Saraiki belt, but to make things simple I will not use Saraiki examples.
Seeing my posts on "Kareyndaa" (Present Tense) and "Veyndaa" (Word for Jaandaa) will make this easier to understand. As always, video examples will be present, and links to further learning resources.
Verbs for example, SaddNaa, VartNaa, KaTTNaa, Maarnaa etc(calling, using, cutting, beating)
Sometimes verbs already have passive function, yet this tense still applies. (uTHeevNaa is the same uTHNaa, Diseenda is the same as Dissdaa, KaTeevay is the same as KaTTay)
Common Present Form:

1. Eh shae varteendi ae? (Is it used?) (Varti jaandi/veyndi)
2. Mein es graa'nh vich Shah sadeenda aa'n (sadaaya-jaanda) [Loki menu es graa'nh vich Shah sadeyndey/sadd'dey ne)
3. KaNkaa'n ajj kallh baRiiyaa'n saukhiiyaa'n kaTeendiiyaa'n hin (Wheat gets cut very easily these days) [KaTTdiiyaa'n/KaTeyndiiyaa'n means "Those ladies cut", this is active tense]
4. RuTTHay yaar nhi maneenday (Upset friends do not get convinced) (Remember "Nhi Mannday/Maneynday" means "do not agree")
5. Ehnu Punjabi vich kay aakheenda ae? (aakhya-veynda/aakhya-jaanda)
6. Raatee'n hikk 'vaaz suNeendi ae, pata nhi kay shae vay? (aavaaz suNaaii deyndi ae)
7. Inj nhi kareenda vay!
8. Kinj boleenda ae? (how is it said?)

Video examples: Sargodha Punjabi Youtuber: "Varteenday haan" (vartay jaanday si) Jhang legendary singer Talib Hussein Dard: (Dullh gyaa'n nu sahaaray deyveendin....bhull gyaa'n nu raah chaa daseendin) [dittay/dasse jaande ne] Chakwal Vlogger "Jaa bahoo'n short ae kyi vaar RagReendii vi ae koi shae" Jhang legendary singer Mansoor Malangi "Keetay hazaar chaaray RuTTHay yaar nhi maneenday" Another timestamp "Iss shehr dey cho-galliiye, chiTTay-de'ynh tey kyo'n luTeenday?" (Dey'nh is Jatki word for "din" along with DihaaRaa) Sargodha tiktok poem "Gallaa'n suN ke gall di vanD kareeyey, gallaa'n vaal hoveenda taa'n ae!" Jhang tiktok poem "PiR gallaa'n naal jiteenday nhi" (PiR = Maidaan) Jhang Poetry: "SaTTaa'n laggiN taa'n changgay changgay RaaTHaa'n dey kurlaaT suNeendin" (sunaai detey hein) "Laveendaa"
The "-eevay/eevan" form: (the "v" may be replaced by "j" in the following examples. e.g. "Varteejay")

1. Eh pehlo'n varteevay taa'n sahi (vartya taa'n jaavay/vanjay) (koi ehnu vartay taa'n sahi) [First let it be used]
2. Tuu'n kii chaahna ain? Pehlaa'n kaNkaa'n kapeevaN, ke pehlo'n koi hor kamm mukaaya vanjay? (Kappiiyaa'n jaavaN/vanjaN) [Get cut]
3. Vay eDii DaahDi chhuri kyo'n ditti hyi? Tuu'n chaahna ain sabziiyaa'n naal mein aap vi kaTeevaa'n? (kaTTyaa javaa'n) (You want me to get cut?)
4. Mein taa'n aakhnaa aa'n inhaa'n saaryaa'n dey hatth vaDDHeevaN (vaDDHay jaavan/vanjan)
5. Teray kaaN asee'n kyo'n mareeveeye?! (maaray-jaaveeye) (Why should we be "killed" for your sake?)
6. Banda oohaa Shah sadeevay, jai'n (jis) koi kamm vii changga keeta hovay (sadaaya-jaavay)
7. Ajj kall da daur kujh inj-da vey jo (ke), banda bak'hseevay yaa'n mareevay, hikko gall ae! (is forgiven or is killed, doesn't make a different)
8. Abbay horaa'n di koi avaaz-shvaaz suNeevay (suNaai-deyvay) taa'n mein aavaa'n, na..
9. Mein chaahna aa'n, saariiyaa'n shevaa'n vanDeevaN,

Video Examples: Sargodha Punjabi Youtuber: "HeTHo'n Utto'n vaDHeeveeye, taa'n Dakk baNeenda ae" (Ooper-neechay sey kaaTay-jaae'n, tab soTa bana jaata hai) (If it was "VaDHeeye" that would mean "We cut", but "VaDHeeveeye" means "We get cut") Tiktok Punjabi Poetry: "Sabraa'n dey laazmi phall labbhdin, eh gall meri yaad rakheevay" (a few seconds later) "Na aukh to'n qadm haTeevay!" Mansoor Malangi legend from Jhang: "Banda g'hairat mand bhaavei'n dushman hovay ohdi qadar kareevay, haq baNda ae" (a few seconds later) "Banda eho-jiha dharti tey raaTH sadeevay, haq baNda ae" (keeta jaavay/sadaaya jaavay) Poetry: "SaTTaa'n laggaN taa'n VaDDay VaDDay de kurlaaT suNeendin!"
Continuous form "Present form + pya"

1. Eh bahoo'n chiraa'n to'n varteendaa pya ae (is being used)
2. Takko ji....Ethay ajay-taaee'n kaNkaa'n ee kapeendiiyaa'n payiaa'n ne (are being cut)
3. Kii puchhNa ain sehtaa'n da? Kaai shae nhi khveendi pyi (khaadi jaandi pyi)
4. Pata nhi kii likhya ve, paRHeendaa ee nhi pya (paRHya nhi jaanda pya)
5. Parhaa'n ho vanjo, vay nikkyo! PaaNi saTeenda ae pya ethay (is being thrown) (saTeyndaa pyaa/saTTdaa pya = is throwing)
6. Kaai loR nhi vairiiyaa'n dii ohnu, jehRa sajjNaa'n dey hatthoo'n mareendaa pya hovay! (maaryaa jaanda pya)
7. Ethay taa'n miTHyaaiiyaa'n pyiaa'n vanDeendiyaa'n ne, tey menu k'habar ee koi na
8. Oh-ho! BaRay dohRey paye likheenday hin ethay Punjabi dey! (poems are being written)
9. TuhaaDay khilaaf gallaa'n likheendiiyaa'n veyndiiyaa'n/jaandiiyaa"n ne tuhaan pata ee koi na?

Jhang example: "Kyunjo deynde ee kaai shae nhi...."SaRak taa'n baNdi pyi ae?" Kaai shae koi nhi, paTeendiiyaa'n pyiiaa'n in" (PaTeendaa means to get worn down, ukkhRnaa, khraab hona on its own, while PaTTdaa [or PaTeyndaa] means to go and destroy it] [if we translate this as "PaTiyaa'n jaa rhiyaa'n" meaning changes a little] Sargodha Youtuber: (near end) "Ba call'aan nahi haan pyiiaa'n suNeendiiyaa'n" (nahi sunaai de rhee'n thee'n) Punjabi Comedy: "Nhi bhuneenday paye teray daaNay" Sargodha: "BaRaa puraaNa pya varteenda ae"
Future form:

1. Nhi taa'n kado'n varteesi? (vartya-veysi/vartya-jaasi/vartaya-jaavega) [istimaal hogaa]
2. JehRa tuu'n lafz dassyaa hayi Punjabi da, dassee'n bhalla kinj likheesi? (likhyaa jaasi/jaavega)
3. Hun sambhal sambhal qadm rakheesi ! (rakkhya jaasi/veysi....jaavega)
4. Eh dhabbay jehRay tuu'n lvaaaii aayaa ae'n, bahoo'n aukhay haTeesan

Video Example: Tiktok poem: "HuN sambhal ke qadm rakheesii, jitNi qadar saahab kareysan, tuhaaDi utNi qadar kareesii" (keetii veysi/jaaasi...jaavegi) Comedy: "HuN Ramzi phadeesi" (phadya jaasi/phaRya jaau/phakRa jaayega)
Form with Jaandaa/Veyndaa or Gya:

1. Eh kado'n varteesii? "AavaN aalyaa'n dehyaaRyaa'n vich varteee-veysi" (vartee-jaasi) (When will it be used? Will end up being used in the coming days) [istimaal ho jaaega]
2. MainDa hatth kaTee-gya...uff (Hatth kaTT gyaa)
3. Kam kareyndyaa'n koi ungal-shungal kaTee-vanjay taa'n kay karna chaaheeda ae?
4. Tenu kii laggda ae? Sirf namaazaa'n parhan aalay, bak'hshee-jaandey ne??? (bak'hseevnaa is the passive meaning to be forgiven, bak'hsnaa is the active meaning to forgive)
5. Bandaa maree-gyaa ae! (Has been killed)
6. Vartee-jaasi (will end up being used) (istimaal ho jaaegaa) Vartee-jaandaa (Kaday kaday vartee-jaanda ae) [sometimes ends up being used] (istimaal ho jaata)
7. Ustaa'jii!! JaNaa phaRee-gyaa ae!! (The man has been caught - [phaRya gya ae])
8. Hmm...saari kandhh paTee-jaasi... (ukkhaR jaaeygi)
9. PaaNi bharee-jaavay taa'n band kar chhaDDee'n...bharee-gya ae? Chal motor band keeti aa.
10. VanDee-jaasan, tusee'n tension na lvo (BaanT dii jaae'ngi) (Will get divided)
11. K'habar suNee-hyi? Chohdhry horaa'n da puttar Dakee-gya ae! (DakkNaa means to stop, DakeevNaa means to get caged, to be stopped, to be arrested)
12. Botlaa'n fridge-ay vich rakheej-gyiiaa'n ne (rakhiiyaa'n jaa chukiiyaa'n ne)

Video Examples: Okara District poetry: (1:02) Lajjaa'n naal hanDHee jaanday ne, loki sirf nimaazaa'n paRh ke...kii khyaal ae? Bak'hshee-jaanday ne?! (get forgiven?) Sargodha Punjabi Youtuber: BhanDi baN veyNi...BheyR (laRaai) ho veyNa, banda maree-veyNaa Sargodha Punjabi Youtuber: Bandaa maree-gyaa! (maaryaa-gya) Sargodha Punjabi Youtuber: Choochaa phaddee veyNaa (phaRya jaavNaa) Tiktok Punjabi Dohre: Dukkh sukkh taa'n hondin qismat vich, banda chaahvay taa'n partee-veyndin (ulaT jaatay hai'n/reverse)
Normal Gerund Passive form "-vNaa" (or -eeNaa, or -eejNaa)

1. Eh ajay varteevNii ae (it is yet to be used) [ehnu ajay vartNaa ae] (vartya jaavNaa] Changgi shae ae...varteevNii vii chaaheedi ae.. (istimaal honi)
2. Bahoo'n kamm raahnda ae, kaNkaa'n vii kaTeevNiiyaa'n ne (are to be cut)
3. Banday da mareevNaa koi nikki gall ae? (maaryaa-jaavnaa)
4. Tuu'n nhi bak'hsheevNaa huN! (You will not be forgiven!)
5. Eh miTHyaayi saaray gvaanDH ch vanDeevNi ae (to be distrubted)
6. Us kehRa pyo sadeevNaa?! Jainday baal ohday naal dilay di gall ee khull ke na kar sakaN (baal = children, common Western Punjabi word)
7. Eh taa'n trailer ay meryaa bhiraava! Ajjay taa'n bahoo'n kitaabaa'n likheevNiiyaa'n hin! (likhiiyaa'n jaavNiiyaa'n)
8. NikkRay day vaal vii kaTeevNin (hin), bahoo'n lammay hoye payin.
9. Eh do trae shevaa'n no jehRiiyaa'n badleevNiiyaa'n hin...yaad naal.. theek aa?
10. JeDay khullam-khullhay vikhaalay kareyndin, inhaa'n di har shae luTeevNi ae

Video Examples: Sargodha Punjabi Youtuber: "Othay koi na raheeNaa, koi na vaseeNaa" Jhang singer interview:"Eh bavhNaa-uTHeevNaa" (behNaa-uTHNaa) Shahpuri poem: Jadaa'n saaDay damm badleevNay ee nhi Jhang poem: Teray naal maneevNaa mein nhi "Kidday rakheevNa ae hor?" "PadheevNaa" (PhaReevNaa = PhaRyaa jaavNa)
Past Passive form. "-eejaa"/-eeyaa" (In Dhanni-Chakwal it is "-eetaa")

1. Kado varteenda ae? Meray k'hyaal ch taa'n ajj taaee'n nhi varteejaa
2. Kii aakhyaa ? Menu suNeejaa nhi (SuNaai nhi ditta)
3. Haye Rabbaa! Eh vekho huN, saarii kanddh paTeejii pyi ae! (ukkhRi/khraab/latthi)
4. Hei'n ve? KaNkaa'n taa'n dey'nh (day) diiyaa'n kapeejiiyaa'n payiaa'n no, tuu'n kehRay kammay lagyaa hoya ain??? (Have been cut)
5. Band kar chhaDD vay motor! PaaNi kado'n da bhareeya pya ae!
6. Eh lafz Punjabi vich taa'n baahLa varteenda ae, koi shakk nhi, par eh muDDhoo'n-pichhoo'n Farsi to'n kaDHeejaa ae (kaDDHya gya)
7. Haye, meraa puttar jail-aa'n ch Dakeeyaa hoya ae! (DakkNaa means to stop, DakeevNaa means to get caged, to be stopped, to be arrested)

Video Examples: Shahpuri dialect Punjabi comedy: "Kii aakhyaa hyii? Dobaaraa aakhee'n? Menu suNeejaa nhi" Shahpuri dialect comedy: "Dhammi uTHeeji aa'n" (Sveyray uTHii aa'n) Dhammi is pure Punjabi for morning Chakwal/Dhanni dialect Punjabi vlogger: "Kayi vaar etho'n koi shae ragReendi vi ae, eh takko ragReetiiyaa'n ne" (ragRiiyaa'n gyiiaa'n) Sargodha Punjabi Youtuber: "Chablaa'n pya mareynda ae'n, Jitlay banda mareevya ae, taa'n muR parcha nhi hoNa bhalla? Haunslaa kar!" (maarya gya) Punjabi comedy: KhaReejaa, Badleejaa Sargodha Youtuber: "Metho'n nhi langheevya" (langhya gya) Sargodha: Varteevyaa (use hoya, vartya gya)
Passive Continuous:

1. Eh lafz kaday varteendyaa'n suNya nhey? (Eh lafz tusee'n kaday vartay jaandyaa'n suNya ae?)

Example: "Lajj kaaN hyaat taleendyaa'n vatNaa" (izzat ke leeye saari zindagi talay jaatey rehna - talna means burn, fry, detroy)
Further Learning:
Shahpuri or Jhangochi Wikipedia pages
Wilson's Shahpuri Dictionary
Some examples from Iqbal's awesome online Shahmukhi Dictionary, has passives for most verbs. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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