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As you draw up the net the ropes creak and groan under the strain. As the net is dragged onto the deck your hopes of large catch of fish are dashed. Roll a d120 to see what the net has brought.

Roll	Result
1	A rusty sword that seems to glow, but only when you look at it from the corner of your eye.
2	1d8 spiky green fruits. It will cause you to vomit sea water (and just sea water) if you eat it.
3	A perfectly intact but not fossilized dead animal that has been extinct for millennia.
4	The eggs of a kraken.
5	The anchor of a legendary pirate vessel.
6	A silver oil lamp. If melted down would yield 1d12 silver pieces worth of silver.
7	A blowfish. The poison can be extracted with a successful dc15 dexterity check. The poison does 1d12 damage and if the extraction fails the individual attempting the extraction is poisoned.
8	A painting of a pirate and his parrot.
9	A fine/expensive looking cloak that hasn’t begun to rot yet.
10	A carved stone talisman on a broken cord, tangled in seaweed.
11	A skull of the fishman species with noticeable gouges and cuts around the eye sockets.
12	A crossbow that is heavily corroded and covered in barnacles. If successfully mended or repaired will be a +1 crossbow.
13	A ship's intricately detailed figurehead.
14	A harpoon.
15	A sentient jeweled necklace which appears to be worth several thousand gp but tries to convince the wearer to kill themselves.
16	The net is empty, but coated with gritty, pitch-black oil.
17	A pirate's hook
18	A chum bucket.
19	A school of quippers.
20	A necklace of small, irregular pearls.
21	The tentacle of a kraken.
22	The skulls of Giants. 8 to be precise.
23	A corked glass bottle with a live crab inside. You have no idea how it has survived.
24	A broken leg bone.
25	Eggs of a Sahuagin.
26	An ornate wooden statue of some god or goddess, now covered in barnacles.
27	A chunk of meteorite that fell into the ocean.
28	An entire campfire, still lit, that doesn’t burn anything.
29	A concrete block with the remnants of two humaniod legs sticking out. If the players break the concrete, a ring of waterbreathing can be found on one of the toes. Kinda makes you wonder how the person died if it wasn't by drowning....
30	A sleeping human girl wearing barnacle/seaweed covered clothes that look incredibly old. Once she is relatively dry, she wakes up.
31	A key carved from bone.
32	A wagon wheel.
33	Driftwood.
34	A small gold trident, perhaps once belonging to a small royal sea creature. Worth 20 gold.
35	A sextant made of coral, covered in kelp.
36	A clam that’s sealed shut, with an unbreakable shell. If the shell is pried open, the clan starts signing sea shanties in the wrong key - very, very loudly.
37	A golden compass and astrolabe.
38	A bunch of crabs with weirdly shaped claws. Some look like they have hands, paws, knives, trident, etc.
39	Large orbs that appear to be made of pure water, which are slightly gesticulating (an aquatic variant of gelatinous ooze).
40	A pineapple with a sea snail crawling all over it.
41	A Demigod who had one too many to drink. Return him to their dad to get a reward.
42	A rune-covered iron flask sealed with a silver band.
43	A message in a bottle.
44	A grapefruit sized stone sphere that mysteriously floats in salt water.
45	A bottle with a map in it.
46	A reverse mermaid. (Top half fish and human legs).
47	A letter in a bottle. Written on the letter is a recipe for a very delicious sandwich.
48	A glass helmet that grants darkvision and waterbreathing.
49	Several large pieces of perfectly polished sea glass.
50	A 20ft. white lobster.
51	A wooden doll without clothes.
52	A school of fish that cause hallucinations when consumed.
53	A heavy chain with a large anchor attached.
54	A baby in a basket.
55	A pirate's eye patch
56	A whale screaming bloody murder.
57	A small red crab that speaks fluent Common with a melodic accent. Once in the boat it demands to be placed back under the sea.
58	The leftovers from a sauhaugin attack.
59	A shell inscribed with runes (a mermaid's love poem).
60	A giant 25ft oyster. Cracking it open reveals a Sea Dragon egg instead of a pearl.
61	The Kraken
62	A trident.
63	An octopus with a knife and a salty look in her eye.
64	A pirates peg leg. Made of two parts, a wide brim that attaches to the leg and the actual peg. Unscrewing it reveals the leg is hollow, with a map on the inside.
65	A shipwrecked sailor.
66	The kid of a mermaid & merman. Around 6 or 7 years old.
67	An old boot mimic.
68	Giant 30ft. clam. 50% chance for a pearl.
69	A fist-sized, segmented black metal pyramid that causes everyone around it to vie for possession of it with increasing violence unless it is submerged in salt water.
70	A Narwal tusk
71	A kraken toddler.
72	A coral/barnacle-encrusted magical weapon/armor.
73	Your net is torn from your hands: a DC 25 perception check from on the ship, or a DC15 from in the water, reveals an immovable rod that it got caught on.
74	A live crab, but made of solid gold and encrusted with gems.
75	A very large squid. Could easily be mistaken for a kraken.
76	A scroll case with a now-indecipherable treasure map.
77	A shark with half-formed legs.
78	A large cod. (Gold ring in its stomach)
79	A shackled live Triton.
80	Fragments of a wrecked vessel.
81	A sea-elf offering slightly damp sea scrolls for sale. Very handy during storms.
82	A shark with 2 heads and tentacles where its tail should be.
83	A pair of binoculars. They are encrusted with barnacles and debris but could be repaired.
84	A lobster trap containing a crab, a squid, a sea sponge, and a starfish.
85	A sack containing 1d120 goodberries, somehow still fresh.
86	A barnacle clad silver hand mirror, miraculously still intact. When you try to look at your reflection, you see yourself as a bloated dead corpse.
87	A brass oil lamp - maybe you should try rubbing it clean...
88	A wooden bucket covered in barnacles.
89	A glass ball containing a live squirrel.
90	Giant lobster being ridden by a sea goblin.
91	A school of singing fish.
92	A poisonous fish that deals 1D8 damage when eaten.
93	A skeleton with different gold bones.
94	An odd & very fancy looking coffin that is sealed.
95	An ancient bottle of wine, encrusted with barnacles.
96	A small brass bell. When rung it sounds muted, but if rung underwater it is very loud and the sound travels for miles.
97	A severed ear with an attached golden earring.
98	A bag of coins from different civilizations, not all of them are from recent civilizations, but all of them are covered in a black, viscous ooze.
99	An ornately carved walking stick made from some sort of bone or tusk.
100	A mysterious egg that doesn't belong to any known species.(undiscovered species).
101	A mermaid.
102	A bloated corpse that looks exactly like you.
103	A merman.
104	A treasure chest! Contains 1d120 silver, 1d120 gold, and 1d120 platinum.
105	A small jar of ambergris.
106	The net has been chewed through.
107	A bottle with a (d100)potion inside.
108	Gold coins that are (1d120 x 10) years old.
109	A bottle containing one copper piece and a note reading “spend it well”. The coin is too big to leave the bottle.
110	The most beautiful piece of driftwood you've ever seen.
111	A talking fish that offers to grant a wish in exchange for being set free.
112	A talking sea turtle.
113	A bottle of rum.
114	An ancient clay mask. Some of the paint is still visible.
115	A giant that was out for a swim. He got tangled in the net.
116	1d12 flint arrowheads that are razor sharp.
117	Dragon-turtle egg.
118	A sealed container with an important letter inside.
119	A strange stone tablet with a map etched on it, and writing in Aquan.
120	A locked chest.

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Backed by one of the best teams in the NFT space.
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A series of 8888 unique hand drawn ZIPS consisting of over 1000 unique traits drawn by Korea’s most famous artist Zipcy! https://instagram.com/zipcy Backed by one of the best teams in the NFT space. Andrew Choi, Tech-Lead at Coinbase & Co-Founder at Risu. https://instagram.com/_soir.ee
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//pr0xy, NFT development team behind Mad Rabbits Riot Club https://twitter.com/madrabbitsrc
AMAZING FUTURE ROADMAPS.

1. ZIPCY’S METAVERSE (ZMV) Purchasing and developing an exclusive estate in Decentraland. Exclusive parties and events. Season 2 wearable fashion inside the Metaverse?
2. FASHION GAME The game will introduce a Season 2 line of the SuperNormals.
3. AIRDROP / REWARDS Exclusive rewards to SuperNormal holders.
4. PHYSICAL MERCHANDISE SuperNormal merchandise exclusive to SuperNormal holders ranging from streetwear to signed posters.
5. CHARITY AUCTION Exclusive collaborations with; Twitter handles; u/pussyrrriot u/jfemiki u/LisaODT u/grelysian u/GreyRaydian u/orabelart u/emmavolou_ u/dielamaharanie u/nftfat u/ix_shells Proceeds will go towards various charities for womxn.
6. CHARITIES Partial proceeds of our community fund will be donated to various charities for womxn and the Asian communities.
7. ON-BOARDING Partial proceeds of our community fund will be put towards on-boarding new and amazing artists from Asia and more womxn to the NFT space by covering their mint costs.

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The Prestigious Bounty Hunter License adds all new infamous bounties (and a new BH buckle for completing 10 unique infamous posters).
infamous bounties posters -- After you've purchased the Prestigious Bounter Hunter License, you can find the infamous bounty on the right -most poster on a bounty board. You can cycle (with the d-pad up and down) between the normal 3-star poster, the infamous bounty, and the new legendary bounty: Gene Beanu Finley.
Each of the 13 bounty boards has a unique 3-part infamous bounty. List:

• Annesburg - Tobin Anderson's Wreckers
• Armadillo - The Butchers of Benedict Pass
• Benedict Point - "Los Pasajeros"
• Blackwater - Thaddeus Walter's Men
• Emerald Station - The Three Widows
• Rhodes - The Bellingham Brothers
• Riggs Station -Bartholomew Brown's "Gentlemen"
• Saint Denis -Hoare, Roache and Gault
• Strawberry - the "Initiates"
• Tumbleweed - Addison Wye's "Jailbreakers"
• Valentine - Allen, De La Mare and Fitch
• Van Horn - Bradshaw, Colt And Penn
• Wallace Station - Theodore Xavier's Hunt

It is sometimes hard to tell which poster is the normal 3-star one and which is the infamous bounty. This list should help, but often the picture is of the entire group together rather than individual mugshots.
What are they?: Each of the infamous bounties is a 3-part quest line (39 quests in total: 13 boards X 3 parts per board). These bounties are often more story-driven with some unique and great dialogue (similar to the bounties in the single player game). Some parts will feature more than one target (up to 4 bounty targets). It often only features one target, sometimes 2, and rarely 4 (for example, 3rd parts of Tumbleweed and Van Horn both have 4 targets). There are some recycled mechanics: like "cause damage to lure target", search areas with dead-end trails, and waiting until the target arrive to attack.
How they work?: Once you finished one part, when you return to the same board, you'll see an 'X' over one of the targets on the poster. For example, when you complete the 1st part of the infamous bounty in Van Horn, you'll see an X on Bradshaw's image on the bounty poster. This progression continues when you complete the second part (X on the second target on the poster).
There is a cool-down (1 hour; timed by AlleyneEdricson) between parts of the same infamous bounty, but you can still do another board's infamous quest. If you finish one part and leave the session, when you return the game remembers your place.
A good tip is to rotate between 3 or 4 boards, so by the time you get back to the first board, the cool-down is over. When you complete the third (and last) leg of a infamous bounty, you are paid an extra 75 RDO$. The infamous bounties are repeatable, once you finish the third part, it will restart, and it repeats the same order of the parts.
My favorites so far is part 1 of the Annesburg trilogy. I won't spoil it, but it is a fun one that you can easily roleplay with because it not overdone with too many enemies.

• Another standout is the third part of the Valentine quest, featuring some great dialogue.
• Benedict Point 3 (third part of Benedict Point's infamous bounty quest line) is awesome. Great shootout in Armadillo (this town is just made for good shootouts) with a cool train sequence.
• Van Horn 1 has nice role play potential (a few enemies, so you can create cool action sequences like Pr0xy_Six 's post this afternoon
• Blackwater 2 has another cool train sequence.
• Rhodes 2 has a nice "interrogation sequence"
• Riggs 3 has a great ending shootout in the St Denis mansion
• Wallace 3 -- if you like Ambarino and snow -- the wolf man strikes again

Tell me your favorites!
The last tip: the 3rd part of the Van Horn bounty is agonizing as a solo player. You'll find the 4 targets in the cave complex behind the waterfall near Butcher's Creek, and you'll have to carry each out on your back to your bounty wagon; you'll be right up against the time limit if you are not careful. Good luck!
To put it all in one place:
The payout seems to be the same as the normal 3-star bounties. You definitely don't get legendary bounty money or XP. This is old but the payouts are based on the time scaling formula in the linked post, but now updated with the most recent patch notes.
These are the patch notes about bounty hunting payouts:

Free Roam Bounty Mission pay-outs over time have been updated:

• Pay-outs in the 0-5 minute completion range have remained the same
• Pay-outs in the 5-10 minute completion range have slightly increased
• Pay-outs in the 10+ minute range tail off considerably faster

It seems like you want to turn in all of your bounties in the 5 through 10 minute mark to maximize earnings. I believe the payout timer starts at mission start. Please correct me if I'm wrong on any of this.
edit: for grammar edit2: payout changes from patch notes edit3: some formatting for readable edit4: favorites edit5: added link to old payout chart

Click Here for Today's Top Songs from /Music

Title	Submitter	Reddit	Youtube
Screaming Trees - Nearly Lost You	Dr_Zol_Epstein_III	Permalink	Youtube
Captain Beefheart And His Magic Band-Electricity (Cannes Live 1968)	phyniox	Permalink	Youtube
Eric Johnson - Cliffs Of Dover - Live	Yaysuz	Permalink	Youtube
Alice In Chains - Down in a Hole (From MTV Unplugged)	morggin	Permalink	Youtube
Sly & The Family Stone - Dance To The Music (Audio)	cerrakin	Permalink	Youtube
Peaches En Regalia (Live At Fillmore East / 1971)	phyniox	Permalink	Youtube
Counting Crows - A Long December	najing_ftw	Permalink	Youtube
Bloc Party - Helicopter	Yaysuz	Permalink	Youtube
The Simpsons: Stonecutters Song "We Do"	Dr_Zol_Epstein_III	Permalink	Youtube
Flobots - Handlebars	DeveloperForHire	Permalink	Youtube
Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell (PCM Stereo)	IsThisActuallyReddit	Permalink	Youtube
The Allman Brothers Band - Ain't Wasting Time (Feb. 1972)	Brightwings73	Permalink	Youtube
The Cult - Fire Woman	morggin	Permalink	Youtube
Alice In Chains - Rooster (From MTV Unplugged)	morggin	Permalink	Youtube
Andrews Sisters - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - Live 1941	phyniox	Permalink	Youtube
Judas Priest - Living After Midnight (Official Video)	elfareversa	Permalink	Youtube
Grover Washington Jr - Just the two of us	Stupid-Pelican	Permalink	Youtube
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Live In Chicago/1978)	phyniox	Permalink	Youtube
Mark Knopfler - Brothers In Arms (A Night In London 1996)	Ste4lthPr0xy	Permalink	Youtube
I Walk on Guilded Splinters	flowerhoney10	Permalink	Youtube
Teach Your Children	Brightwings73	Permalink	Youtube
The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ♫)	Tristanio97	Permalink	Youtube
Daryl Hall & John Oates - Private Eyes (Official Music Video)	snapmares	Permalink	Youtube
Dayvan Cowboy	mytoeiscold	Permalink	Youtube
Martin Denny - Misirlou	DI0NY5U5	Permalink	Youtube

>Be me, Impetus
>Gravity nullifier who uses this to wear tank armor plating
>In a group of vying to topple the underworld in Portland
>Other partymembers include
>Yatagarasu, the """boss""" with a chaotic amalgam of powers and expertise
>Bad Blood, a batman-esque vigilante who doses people with his blood to debuff them
>Blackstone the Great, illusionist, party face, and part time telekinetic
>And Flatline, the obsessive-compulsive healer of the group
>Where last we left TEAM FRIENDSHIP
>Bad challenged a cowboy weeb named Hell Warden to a duel at high noon
>Of fucking course Hell Warden accepted
​
>It's time for the duel
>Everyone except me, BB and the GM are AFK or missing
>Fuck it, the show must go on!
>Bad and Impetus go to the meetup
>Hell Warden meets us, and he has some friends
>A few nameless Yakuza goons and someone with a name
>Unfortunately I forgot it
>Lets call him Hitman
>Hitman says he's not here to interrupt the fight
>But, win or lose, Hell Warden is to be killed afterwards
>Says by agreeing to the duel the Yakuza see him as a traitor
>Nobody really gives a shit, least of all Hell Warden
>Warden gives a lengthy monologue about his life
>Grew up a Jap immigrant in Texas, family sucked, found out he was a mutie
>Decided against being cured because life sucked and people needed justice
>Became a vigilante for a while and eventually joined up with the Yakuza
>He didn't like them but hated the corrupt government so enemy of my enemy etc
>Finally finishes and Bad Blood has a go
>Is also a Jap immigrant, fled to the US because his parents crossed the Yakuza
>Dad died, mom made it to the US but got deported to be butchered back in Japland
>Turned out to be a mutie and became a vigilante fighting for the weak
>Hates the Yakuza and other gangsters for obvious reasons
>Storytime finally wraps up
>They take dueling positions and I give the mark
>DRAW!
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>The duel begins
>Bad goes first
>Throws a slash of blood across at Warden
>Fails hit FORT save, is debuffed
>Tries to shoot at Bad but misses terribly
>Bad leaps through the air and slashes at Warden with a bloodied sword
>He makes both saves, Bad only got a glancing blow
>Warden makes his save against the debuff on him and is back to full
>Uses his power to black out the whole area
>Pitch darkness, can't see shit
>Fucker has maxxed out stealth and perception rolls
>He can see you but you can't see him
>Bad is good at perception and stealth but nowhere near maxxed
>Tries searching through the dark for a few rounds while getting shot at
>Miraculously is managing to dodge all the shots
>Eventually he says fuck it and just leaves the darkness and takes cover on a rooftop
>Warden flips the lights back on and conjures up a vicious windstorm
>Movement on the ground is hobbled
>Unfortunately for Warden though Bad moves by leaping everywhere
>Jumps off the roof and uses the wind to carry him and his sword right into Warden
>Both saves are made, he only gets another glancing blow
>Impetus remarks that this is a motherfucking mirror match
>Warden laughs and says they're like sun and moon
>Warden flips his power again and the area is engulfed in scorching heat
>Bad fails his save and gets debuffed
>The two exchange a few more ineffective blows
>Eventually Bad makes his save and removes the debuff
>He says it's time to end this, and challenges Warden to a showdown
>Of fucking course he accepts
>The two prepare themselves to land a decisive blow, and clash
>Bad crits Warden, who then proceeds to fail both saves by a mile
>Impetus winces as Warden is cut open like a can of beans
>He's still alive, but utterly incapacitated
>This fight is over.
​
>Warden looks up at Bad and tells him to kill him
>Bad grabs Warden, tosses him over his shoulder, flips off Hitman and bounds away
>I follow behind him
>We return to base with the first official hire to Team Friendship
>Warden's a little bitter for us dunking him but he's alive and on the team
>Not for a few days at least, though
>Bad did kinda just turn his innards into cottage cheese
>And even with Flatline making him whole again he's still not feeling great
>Plus, he's worried about the Yakuza
>He says that Hitman isn't just someone you leave in the dust
>Usually when you meet him, you die
>At mention of this I share some stuff I saw
>I was only even there for two reasons
>One, to see two muties engage in a glorious duel
>And two, to play defense in the extremely large chance the Yakuza tried some shit
>So thus I had my eyes on Hitman pretty much the whole fight
>Or at least PART of it, anyways
>20% or so
>Yeah lets go with that
>Curiously though, Hitman wasn't even watching the fight
>He was looking off in the distance, like he was waiting for something
>I figured it was a sniper or something but we never even got shot at once
>Apparently Warden has an idea who he was waiting for but won't share
>After sending Warden to an isolated cell because he's not fully our ally yet we watch some TV
​
>News!
>A bunch of normies are protesting outside city hall
>They want boring normie things like "actual rights" and "the police to stop being shitheads"
>Things are getting heated when a statue of some historic mayor is toppled
>Suddenly all hell breaks loose
>The protesters and police clash and the jackboots are tearing shit up
>Then the video feed is cut off and shunted back to the news room
>The reporter has nothing to say
>But we do
>Impetus and Bad are both pissed
>These damn protesters are stirring up the cops and making them mad
>Bad blames himself, if he hadn't been dueling he'd definitely have been there
>Ugh
>Suddenly the video feed on the reporter starts spazzing out
>The video corrupts and starts changing
>The reporter's face distorts into something resembling a drama mask
>Audio starts playing a lengthy monologue
>The police are corrupt, the government are liars, we are Pr0xy, etc
>Black lets out an angry groan
​
>Backstory time
>Team Friendship isn't actually our team name
>We're known as the Rogues
>The team as it stands right now is actually the second iteration
>The first Rogues were... unstable... and run by a guy called the Contractor
>They consisted notably of Pr0xy, hacker and shapeshifter guy
>And Hellion, the brute with devil powers who got stronger the more he hurt people
>There were others but I don't remember them and they aren't important
>The Rogues terrorized Portland for a while and did okay
>But one day Hellion got an offer for a job from someone
>If he did it he'd become a legally sanctioned mutie killer for the cops
>He was down, all he had was one little job
>Kill the Rogues
>It turned into one combat PC versus 4 or so semi-combat PCs
>It was a bloodbath and as far as Hellion knew everyone was dead
>Pr0xy, however, survived in some capacity
>The details are unclear, something split consciousness something something
>Basically Pr0xy is Yatagaratsu now and is marginally less of a crazy revolutionary
​
>Back to the story now
>Bad is pissed
>Pr0xy and him have some history
>The old Rogues kinda blew up his boss' lab
>And Pr0xy was generally just obnoxious to be around
>All the manipulating and hacking and "GLORIOUS NEW WORLD" monologues
>Bad did NOT like him
>But he's apparently got a copycat trying to continue his legacy
>Nobody is happy about this, not even Yata
>Speaking of Yata, he says if this is a copycat he's damn good
>Has his whole hacking style down to a T
>But Yata's still a pro and already got in contact with him
>He's meeting us at a night club, The Pulse
>I ask if we're killing or recruiting him
>Bad says kill
>Yata says recruit
>Warden says kill
>Everyone turns and I remark that I thought we just threw him in a cell
>He says we did, but to roll with the Yakuza you gotta be tech savvy
>Well okay then
>Yata offers him a burger to eat but he refuses
>Says he's more of a steak guy
>Yata offers to have one of his robots cook him one
>He refuses and asks Bad to go grab him one instead
>Goes into Yata's room, grabs a piece of paper and a pen
>Writes down EXTREMELY specific instructions
>Says that's the best steak in Portland
>Bad says fine and heads out
>Yata waits till he's gone and tells me it's time to go
>Well okay then, guess we're leaving Bad behind
>Head to The Pulse
​
>Arrive to our destination after Black throws a disguise illusion on me
>Place seems to be closed because of the riots
>Yata knocks on the front door
>A voice asks if we think the Snakes should die
>Yata asks why should they die
>The door opens and we see a man
>He's wearing a hoodie and balaclava, one half white one half black
>The balaclava has a drama mask motif in mirrored colors
>It's our man, Pr0xy
>Motions us inside
>We enter
>The room is pitch black
>The floor lights up as Pr0xy walks over it
>He starts a lengthy monologue about the riots
>About how they were all his doing
>The toppling of the statue was all it took to get things started
>One little spark and the situation ignited
>He goes on to talk about how corrupt the world and government are
>Says he has the power to play everyone against each other
>And then, after the dust settles, he'll lead the foundation of a new world
>I laugh
>Say Bad was right, your old self was intolerable
>He's got a lot of nerve preaching about lofty ideals and a better world
>How great a guiding light he'd be after tricking everyone into killing each other
>He points at me furiously and calls me a fool
>That if I'm so smart and wise, riddle him this:
>Was America itself not founded on the corpses of the British?
>That if the world runs off blood, how else will he bring great change?
>I'm about to answer when Yata tells me to be quiet
>Shrug and say fine
>Yata starts a lengthy rebuttal
>Pr0xy's getting beaten senseless by the flaws in his own ideology
>Impetus is cringing internally
>It's like talking to a younger version of yourself and going down a list of how shit they are
>He knows that feel immensely
>Eventually Yata's rebuttal approaches its conclusion
>Pr0xy's on the verge of crying
>Can barely stammer out anything in response
>Yata extends his hand
>Says that it's not too late, Pr0xy can still redeem himself
>He, with Yata's help, can make the world a better place for everyone
>Pr0xy takes his hand and shakes it
​
>Suddenly there's a quiet electric crackle behind Impetus
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>He turns and finds himself face to face with another Pr0xy
>Yata and Impetus act instantly
>Yata falls into his own shadow and teleports behind the doppelgangers doppelganger
>Impetus grabs at their chest
>Yata's blade and Impetus' hand pass right through it
>It's a hologram
>The laughter continues for a moment before tapering off and speaking
>Croc was right, Pr0xy, you ARE a fraud!
>HAHAHAHA!
>You fucked up your FIRST job.
>The voice sighs
>Well that's alright, at least two of the Rogues are gonna die.
>Yata runs over to the real Pr0xy and tells me to make an exit
>I nod and pick up a nearby table and throw it at the wall
>The table impacts hard, flickers a bit, and vanishes
>Pr0xy says it's already too late, we're in her power
>Several more Pr0xy's emerge from the dark and the voice speaks again
>Well then! Gentlemen, eyes forwards to the dance floor!
>I'm Dj Pixel, and I'll be your musician tonight!
>So...
>LETS DANCE!
>The lights flip on and illuminate a room full of several more Pr0xy's
>And in the center of the room is a woman dressed like a cyberpunk
>DJ Pixel
>Session ends

Could anybody acquire me some official Game Trials from the Sony servers using "SKFU's pr0xy"? I found out that with developer tools enabled, you can enable a setting and you can run trials as if they were the full game and that means even updating from the official sony servers and earning trophies. Ive already tested it out with a few links that are already available to the public, but the list seems sorta out of date. If anybody could contribute to this, It'd be very much appreciated. Maybe sometime in the future, we can get a tool that decrpyts .pkg files without extracting so we can just install full game backups... A pirate can only dream!

Hello! If you play Garry's Mod, you may MAY (when I say "may" it means most likely not) notice me as the original creator of the "MGS - Snake Death Sound" addon, adding the nostalgic "AAAAAGH" to a player experience just for laughs and fun. However, I need a bit of a hand.. I'm pretty much crap at ripping audio, and the likes, and I really want to make separate versions for each game - starting at MGS... but I can't do it on my own. If anyone could be kind and lend their skills just for this little favour I would be rather indebted and so grateful. I unfortunately have nothing realistically that I can give back to you who contribute other than being put in the "Contributors" list on the Steam Workshop.. I really do wish that I had something to give back to you but I currently have to give back.. Thanks again, --IwakuraPr0xy

UPDATES

1. (3rd of April of 2015) As of this day there have been no reports about people bricking their cartridge, getting banned or having anything bad happen to them by doing this, although capcom just posted an announcement saying they will perform maintenance for the DLC servers on the Saturday. While they don't explicitly state they are going to fix this exploit, it's rather implied.
   
2. (5th of April of 2015) After the 12h Maintenance on the DLC servers, it appears that the exploit has not yet been fixed, as people are able to use this method to continue to download the japanese DLC, some reports contradict but it's not hopeless to attempt.
   
3. (6th of April of 2015) Confirmed that the USJ download zone exclusives have been patched out to be inaccessible using the method below and that it is impossible to obtain the Colorful Feast quest using this method. However, arandomhunter has archived the .mib file that is required to download the quest, as well as other relevant files. Await further announcements. Nevertheless, the parts of the guide that I haven't written off seem to work still.
   
4. arandomhunter has made his guide. Linked below.
   
5. Reports are coming that the japanese DLC method is not working anymore, Capcom probably fixed it, I will confirm, but we probably will have to resort to local hosting the files to get this stuff now.
   

DISCLAIMERS!

1. All credits go to an anon on /vg/ /mhg/ who posted both the pictures in which he was playing the unreleased DLC, and the how to in German (Vuze is that you?) Also you are all blacklisted.
   
2. Credit to arandomhunter for the method to access the USJ directory of the DLC servers and the method to download both the Star Knight Armor quest and the Star Sword quest.
   
3. Credit to Firon for the method to download all of the content.
   

DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE...

You will need the following program: SKFU pr0xy
The instructions go as following:

1. Install SKFU pr0xy and run it as administrator
   
2. Obtain your computer's local IP address (something like 192.168.1.10 or similar)
   
3. input your PC's local IP address onto SKFU's "proxy IP" field at the bottom of the program.
   
4. Go to your 3DS, go to system settings>internet settings>connection settings>press on the connection in which your PC is also on>press on the arrow at the right>proxy settings>YES>detailed setup
   
5. as proxy server, input your PC's local IP, as port, input the port given by SKFU on the field right next to proxy IP, "pr0xy port"
   
6. go to your PC and on SKFU pr0xy, press on "start"
   
7. Save the 3DS connection settings and test it, see if you gain internet access, if you do, continue, if not, ensure you did all steps right and keep trying until you gain internet connection.
   
8. Go to MH4U into the DLC menu, into the quests menu
   
9. Go to your PC, go to SKFU pr0xy and go to "HTTP(S) Rules +" tab, and then into the raw data modification tab.
   
10. In this tab, you have a section to add a new rule, add the following rules:
    

• String A mh4g_us In Any traffic to be String B mh4g
  
• String A mh4g_eu In Any traffic to be String B mh4g
  
• String A OtomoInfo_eng in Any Traffic to be String B OtomoInfo
  
• String A mh4g/ot in Any Traffic to be String B mh4g/dlc_ot
  
• String A _eng.otb in Any Traffic to be String B .otb (note there is a dot at the start)
  
• String A _eng in Any Traffic to be String B _jpn
  

Now you can download quests, challenge quests, palicos, extras and episodic quests at your leisure.
Alternatively you may download the following rule list and on the HTTP(S) Rules+ tab press on Import rule and open this file: https://www.dropbox.com/s/2wen9do9dwp5htl/sksfu-rules.rawrls?dl=0
Before you can play the quests though, you must close down SKFU's proxy, revert the changes made to your 3DS connection on system settings, and host the quest from the respective hall (Val Habar for high rank quests, Elder Hall for G rank quests)

Addendum: USJ Download Zone Exclusive quests

A guide has been made on reddit, on this thread: http://redd.it/31o176