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2024.05.15 02:51 Queenoftrying12 I’m back in recruiting hell from employment hell

Hello, I’ve never posted here before, but I’m a long time lurker. If I made a mistake with my post, I’m sorry mods, please let me know, so I can fix it. I’m on mobile so I apologize for any formatting issues.
I’ve been in recruiting hell since autumn. I graduated back in fall, and what I didn’t know until much later is that my field is ruthless towards fresh graduates. I graduated in a trade, and got lots of experience from school, but employers want someone who has years and years of experience. None of my classmates got jobs in our industry. I applied to jobs in and out of my industry, and for months I barely got interviews.
I finally got a call from a call center a while back, and I was so happy and relieved they hired me. But, I later realized they’ll hire anyone with a pulse so it’s not like they were impressed by me; I had no qualifications to work in a call center. The interview was recorded, both by audio recording and video recording. Which is weird, but the recruiter said it was for “quality assurance purposes.” I’ve never had a recorded interview before, so that was odd to me, but I was so desperate I could not say no. I, and everyone else who got hired got trained for 2 weeks. When the two weeks were over, we got thrown into taking calls.
If you needed help, all the managers would throw you a dirty look and one would reluctantly help you; They wanted to go back to talking to each other, I barely saw them work. The call center smelled like vape and cigarettes. The a/c worked when it wanted, and you were expected to be perfect and never make any mistakes. It was disastrous and gross. Bugs would fly and crawl around. We were barely allowed to drink water and use the bathroom.
After getting throw into taking calls, I did my very best, but of course made mistakes cause I’m not a robot. If you were on a call too long, you’d receive a lecture about only being able to be on a call for 3 minutes total. They wanted us to take 100 calls a day. We were encouraged to work 12 hours despite only being scheduled for 8 hours, and they wanted us to work on our days off. If you didn’t do this overtime, you wouldn’t get in trouble, but management would hate you. I don’t want to name and shame the company, but 3 minute calls for this company are unrealistic. The people who call in have issues where the calls would be at least 30 minutes long. I know I’m being vague, but just know it was a call center involving people’s personal information.
I feel so awful for leaving, I feel like a failure. I liked my coworkers, some I got along really well with. I felt like a failure working there, because it’s not related to my field, but at least I was getting paid. I’ve been applying to jobs since I walked out, I just hope I find one where pest control is a priority. Has anyone or does anyone else work in a call center this bad? Are they all this crazy? Thank you for reading, sorry this post is a mess, I’m just sad that I left this job, but it was too much. I hope I get an interview very soon, and that it is not recorded.
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2024.05.15 02:46 M4nt4r4y4 PVP Tips

Here's a couple tips on PVP: (1) Each time you win, it gets harder and harder (until you reload the game). These aren't real people you're playing against, they are bots. PVP is just a different game mode where you win by clearing all the other players (bots), rather than controlling every structure (the main game mode).
(2) When you restart the game, it restarts the PVP difficulty level to the easiest, so if you have a hard time getting a PVP 5 win streak, just restart the game before you do each PVP match and all 5 will be the easiest difficulty. That makes it much easier to get the streak.
(3) Bonus tip: if it looks like you're going to lose in PVP (or in main game mode), just close the game and restart it, it doesn't count as a loss that way. That also helps getting the 10 main game mode streaks.
(4) Bonus tip 2: In PVP, watch the extra spin ad EVERY time. Even if there aren't good rewards (gold and bombs), you need to remove the bad rewards from those slots so the game can put the good rewards (gems and items). You will advance faster in the game with more summons from gems that way.
And that's how you upgrade your units, by getting gems for lots of summons, and by getting and merging more powerful items.
The new Challenge Mode is different. It doesn't matter if you close the game or just lose, it's still a loss, so it's fine to just lose (and sometimes helpful to spend a little time analyzing your strategy). Still, every time you restart the game, you can watch an ad for another ticket.
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2024.05.15 02:32 Right_Parking_4538 Pesticide Skin Contact

Today I had pest control do a routine exterior spray to my property. I went outside to talk to the tech and as I was speaking he sprayed the patio roof area and I felt the spray reflect back on my face (it was windy). As ridiculous as it sounds I worry how toxic this exposure could be. Is this contact with the pesticide cause for concern? My fear comes from Round Up and the correlation to cancer. I’m wondering if the pesticide exposure to my skin could increase the likelihood of cancer.
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2024.05.15 02:31 SlightlySpicyyy Question/advice on how to approach situation with LL

So I have carpet beetles and after a week of trying to spray the inside of my house with pesticides, clean everything all over they still have not gone away. I cannot find a source and I am renting a studio place. I have all this anxiety that it’s my fault for having them and I’m not sure how to ask my landlord to see if they can do pest control. I don’t know if it’s my or their responsibility and if they are going to make me pay for it for them. I don’t have any extra income right now and I feel terrible for having this issue at all. Does anyone have any advice on how I should handle this as a renter and if this problem can even be resolved independently or if I should get some one here immediately? What should I expect from a professional as well? How is this problem treated and what would I need to do with my house to prepare for a treatment?
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2024.05.15 02:18 thegooddoktorjones My Review of the DLC, 13 years late

I played New Vegas a lot in the past but never did the DLC, usually got distracted by something else before I was tough enough to tackle it.
But I did a hardcore run with Viva New Vegas mods after the show came out and have been enjoying it a lot, especially the bits that are new to me. I just finished all the DLC, running them in order of release. Here's what I thought.
Dead Money: B+ some interesting ideas, creepy feel, repetitive, frustrating gameplay. Little sense of humor, grim. If it was 1/3 shorter I would have really liked it, but the horror vibe could not withstand that much maze running.
Honest Hearts: C-/Incomplete. As I complained at the time, the first NPC was aggro to me, I lost the main quest but was not informed of that and by the time I realized why it was so boring I did not want to go back and replay all that canyon trudging. Might be great, but seems poorly designed to have zero story and no recovery state if you happen to hit the wrong person with friendly fire.
Old World Blues: A I loved this one! I come to Fallout for black humor, scifi wackiness and satire. This had all that! Plus a hub-based location that made it feel like you were exploring something more than a hallway, some fun new weapons and upgrades, really good voice acting, funny writing, a base that made all the adventuring feel rewarding and some challenging enemies. I did all the side quests and found all the stuff and did not get bored. Only weak bit was the ending which did not quite hold together narratively and stretched credulity on some of the characters but it was still fine. Some quests a little repetitive, many runs through the same High School seems like someone pulling a prank.
Lonesome Road: B- Following OWB I was pretty excited to see the next direction but what I found was a bummer. I have not used Ed-E much this run, so it was fun to have R2D2 around for a while but otherwise it was a long hallway with zero-motivation enemies and a dickhead who kept throwing his half baked philosophical ramblings at me while I was just trying to slog on through. Some of the environmental stuff was impressive and showed they were getting better with the tools (blowing up warheads, crazy elevation etc.) but it was still just a hallway that I was only motivated to continue down because I wanted to find out what all this rambling was about. Turns out: not fucking much. As a Role Playing Game, this was 'Railroad: The Movie'. Several times, big nasty things just happen and you have no control over the situation or interesting decisions to make. Realistic storytelling? Maybe. A rewarding game? No. So I did something dumb/terrible in the before times that player & character have zero memory of and I had no control over and this wangrod is using that to justify his B grade Bond villain bullshit... and I get to be lectured about what an ass I am for this thing I didn't do? Screw you. You aren't Khan Singh going after his white whale, you are a dweeb wasting everyone's time. As a character Ulysses is a human eyeroll and this plot was dumb. Even assuming I had a bot that could set off nukes, why the fuck would they go off in their silos? Without a ton of work to make it happen? On the positive side, I had a good time turning that dick into a pile of ash and stopping his brain dead plan but it was not worth the slog to get there and I had no interest in searching out the optional side stuff. As a payoff to the intriguing hints left before it was a disappointment.
Back in normal New Vegas, things do seem a bit too simple and easy now. I got used to the upgraded production value and different environments. I miss the density of interesting things that OWB had, a lot. it feels more like a standard Bethesda fallout game even with all the mods and such. Glad I played them, don't know that I will repeat them again any time soon. But I will be using The Sink and Elijahs LARS, oh hell yeah.
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2024.05.15 02:01 AutoModerator WEEKLY WILD VENT THREAD

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2024.05.15 01:46 cody78987 Simple UDM Pro Client with Example Discord bot

Hey Everyone,
https://github.com/bigerman55/udm_pro_api/tree/main
Not sure if anyone will want this, but I spent some time building this over the last few days due to boredom and playing with my new UDM PRO.
Want to share my UDM PRO client class and an example discord bot that you can use to post monitor stats and other information.
If any questions or potentially improvements, feel free to bring them. It's a small thing, so please nothing too critical, did this in free time cause it's fun to play with the UDM API.
Because it took a while to find, I want to source this which I was able to collect a lot of the API endpoints from - https://ubntwiki.com/products/software/unifi-controlleapi
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2024.05.15 01:41 nolo1316 What’s the best way to seal this?

What’s the best way to seal this?
This used to be a basement window. The kitchen bump out was built over it 20+ years ago by the previous owner.
What’s the best way to seal it for insulation and pest control purposes, while still providing service access to the ductwork and plumbing?
Thought I might build a frame with some fiberglass and vapor barrier but figured I should consult the experts.
Tried posting this in basements, but didn’t get any helpful responses.
Thanks!
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2024.05.15 01:18 UnnameableWitch Bugs attracted to Red stratagem, Bots to blue Stratagem

Bugs attracted to Red stratagem, Bots to blue Stratagem
Okay! So here’s a wacky idea.
I really like the movie Wreck it Ralph. Just in case you’ve never seen it they have these bugs that are attracted to this massive light. (Picture included) In the movie that’s the way they control their numbers. I like that idea so here’s my take on it in Helldivers 2.
To start, my choice and reasoning of Terminids for “red stratagems” and Automatons for “Blue stratagems is quite simple.
The bots have evil red eyes and can’t see anything other than red.
On to other stuff!
(By my limited understanding)
Bugs have a higher spawn rate so calling down a “red stratagem” would attract the bugs to the “light point.” More bugs in the initial blast radius- more bugs die.
The bots have a slower but more aggressive ranged assault formation. So with a “blue stratagem” the bots aim 20% worse and begin to move in on the “light point” (I don’t know the exact fun technical words)
Things like turrets and mines would lead bots into their effective range, while backpacks and shield generators could pose as a distraction.
Orbital and eagle strikes could be more effective by grouping up swarms of bugs together and taking more of them out.
Let me know what you think! :3
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2024.05.15 01:16 Haunting-Band-2763 Hazbin Hotel - Episode 1, Season 1: Overture - (Genderswap)

(An animation shows black and white clouds parting)
Charles: (Off-screen) Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil. Lucy was one of these angels. She was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But she was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt her way of thinking was dangerous to the perder of their world. So she watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Eve (I couldn't think of a female name that looked like Adam) and Lilian. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Eve demanded control and Lilian refused to submit to her will. He fled the garden. Drawn in by his fierce independence, Lucy found him and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Eve's new groom, Adam, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For the single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucy and her love into the dark pit she had created, never allowing her to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucy lost her will to dream. But Lilian thrived, empowering demon-kind with his voice and his songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilian's hope remained. And his dream was passed down to their precious son, the Prince of Hell. (The prince shuts the "Story Of Hell" book) (On-screen) Don't worry, Dad. I'll make you proud. (He holds a key)
Vagner: Charles?
Charles: Augh! (The key turns into a cat) Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?
Vagner: Uh... Yeah, I was right there.
Charles: Sorry. I get worked up after an extermination happens. This story helps.
Vagner: (chuckles) I know. Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?
Charles: I'm fine, just...Thinking, ya know, family stuff.
Vagner: Did you hear from your dad yet?
(Charles shakes his head saying no)
Vagner: Oof. How long has it been now?
Charles: Not that long, only...Seven...Years...Off something important, I'm sure. But this kingdom was something he really cared about. Something I care about.
Vagner: Well, at least you aren't alone.
Charles: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
Vagner: It will. I have faith in you.
(The cat hopes on Charles)
Vagner: All right. Come on. Alice says she has something to show us.
(Vagner heads to the door and Charles look out of the window and see Hell on fire and goes)
(A commercial plays)
Alice: Well, hello there you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell! But what would you say there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucy's delusional son Charleson Morningstar! Come place your fate in his inexperienced hands as he tries to work through his mommy issues by fixing you! Here, we offer fun thing! Such as somewhat functional staff! And 24 hour Pest Control! Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! You last desperate attempt at salvation starts here.
(The tv suits off)
Alice: So, what'd ya' think?
Vagner: I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?!
Charles: Uh, yeah, one note...Alice, I mean...First off, thank you so much for making this, seriously, amazing, but um...Maybe the tone is a bit...Off? We want people to want to come here, this makes it look...Ummm...
Vagner: Bad. The word you're looking for is "bad".
Alice: Funny, I was going for hilarious!
Vagner: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.
Charles: Vagner is right, Alice. The commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.
Alice: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time, and everyone remembers me from my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself! But YOU insisted on this noisy picture box adversiment! So I had a little fun with it.
Vagner: Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? (Stand on the sofa) Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run the hotel! Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's going to want to come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
(A demon on a sofa raises her hand)
Vagner: What?
Angela: If'n ya filmin' a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?
Vagner: Angela, you're a porn star.
Angela: A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in.
Vagner: We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
Angela: Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mistress fancy-talk-creepy-voice here, you'd rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.
Alice: Haha! Never going to happen!
Charles: Angela, I appreciate you wanting to use you special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but...I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!
Angela: Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity-- Oh-oh I got the legs! The gag reflex, the holes...
(Charles laughs uncomfortably and his phone rings with his mom calling)
Angela: The small tits that make everyone think I'm a man...
Charles: Uhhh, hold that thought. I'll be right back! (Walks away)
Angela: I could keep goin' all night, baby.
(Charles breathes and answers the phone)
Charles: Hello? Mom?
Angela: Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't she just make people stay here?
Alice: Oh, trust me, (ominously) I can!
Hisky: Why the hell do you think I'm here?
(The camera goes to Hisky at the bar)
Hisky: You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fuck's bitches moan all the time if she wasn't forcin' me?
Niffter: I like being forced!
Hisky: Keep that to yourself, Niff.
Angela: What, you don't like being here with me, Whiskers?
Hisky: Call me "Whiskers" again and I'll that bottle down your throat.
Angela: Kinky. But I like pussies. But keep talkin' dirty.
Vagner: Ugh, Angela, let Hisky do her job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to.
Angela: I'm choosing to be here, and I think is all stupid. We're in Hell, toots. It's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
Vagner: Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it before doesn't mean is not possible. (Angela pust her arm in his shoulder)
Angela: Hey, whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free. Crack is expensive.
Charles: (excitedly) Yeah, I can! Totally. Yeah, I'll head over there right away...Okay. (Turns off the phone) Hah! YES! YES!! Hahahaha!! Vagner! Holy shit!
Vagner: Ahh! What?!
Charles: (through closed mouth) Get over here!
(Vagner sighs and goes to where Charles is)
Vagner: What's going on?
Charles: (Inhales) My mom just called. She said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. She asked if I could go instead. (Breathes deeply)
Vagner: But... But...But the extermination just happened. What would they want this soon after...
Charles: (Singing) I can do this. Somehow, I know it I'll get Heaven behind my plan!
Vagner: Charles, hold on.
Charles: There's just no way I could blow it. Not this once a lifetime change!
Vagner: It's just a meeting.
Charles: To change their minds. And touch their hearts. Or whatever angels have.
Vagner: This could be bad.
Charles: Cheer up, Vagner. This could be swell. Something tells that today will be a happy day in Hell!
Vagner: Okay, but just don't... sing to them.
Angela: That motherfucker is halfway down the street.
Vagner: Is he...
Angela: Oh, he's dancin'.
Vagner: Ugh, no.
Charles: There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air! Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare. It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere! If you don't mind the smell! It's a happy day in Hell! Hi, miss!
Demon: Go fuck yourself!
Dead Sinner #1: There's a endless trash fire that's burnig my soul!
Charles: Hello!
Imp: There's a lot of barbed wire to shove in her holes!
Charles: Uh, excuse me...
Executioner: Doing what is required we all have a role!
Dead Sinner #2: I'm not doing well!
Ensemble: Another shitty day in Hell!
Charles: If I can show them the dream I've dreamed, that any soul can change!
Vagner: Those angels minds are hard to change!
Charles: Then they know that everyone can be redeemed from the evil to the strange!
Vagner: They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
Charles: I can hear all their stories, the lost and the displaced! And I know that they're of an acquired taste! But if I open the door and give them a place at my Hazbin Hotel it'll be a happy day in Hell! (Jumps in the back of a truck) From the porn studio where the cinephiles go to watch award winning demon bukkake shows to the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown 'cause...Holy shit, ew, my gosh, why?! And I don't give a crow that her brains got in my eye! Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide! I can do this...
Dead Sinner #1: There's an endless trash fire...
Charles: I just know it! Dead Sinner #1: That's burning my soul!
Chorus: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Charles: I'll get Heaven behind my plans! There's just no way I could blow it!
Demon Sinner #3: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole!
Charles: Not this once in a lifetime chance! To change their minds!
Trenchcoat Demon: And touch my parts!
Charles: Oh...No, thank you. I'm just gonna...Fullfill my destiny!
Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss fucker!
Charles: I can already tell! Today is gonna be a fucking happy day in Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell! (Charles enters at the lobby) Hello? (echoes) Hello? Creepy...(He goes to the reception, rings the bell in the table and a paper and a feather pen appear in front of him) Oh, okay! Also creepy. (Signs the paper)
(Elevator doors open, Charles goes to them and enters in a dark room)
Charles: Hello? Is anyone here?
(The lights turn on)
Eve: 'Sup?
Charles: Holy shit! (Falls in the floor and gets up) Hi, I'm Charles. My mom asked if I could meet you.
Eve: Yeah, I know.
Charles: Okay, well, it's nice to meet you. (Stands his hand)
Eve: Totally. Nice to meet you, too. (Stands her hand)
(Charles hand passes through Eve's hand)
Charles: Ahh!
Eve: Ha! I fucking got you! Did you fuckin' see that?
(Luther shaves his head in yes)
Eve: Good shit!
Charles: Uh, so wait, you aren't here?
Eve: No, you think I'd come down there? (Laughs) No. I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fuckin' hardcore, don't get me wrong. But, it's such a bummer, man. Everything down there's just so "eugh" ya know? (Chuckles) Ew.
Charles: Right. So I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet. There's a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about...(Eve puts her finger in his mouth)
Eve: Hey, hey, hey, slow down. We got time. How about we get to know each other, mm? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you! (Shows a plate with ribs) Here's my personal favourite. You'll love it.
Charles: Uh, thanks! (His arms passes through the plate of ribs)
Eve: (Laughing) I got you again, fucker! Haha fuckin' hilarious! Haha!
(Back at the Hazbin Hotel, everyone is at the lobby)
Vagner: Okay, so Charles is dealing with something very important, so while he's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that representants his vision and what we're doing here. So we need a camera. Alice?
(Alice snaps her fingers and an old camera appears in Vagner's hand)
Vagner: A video camera.
Alice: Hmmm. (Snaps her fingers)
(A video camera appears in Vagner's hand)
Vagner: All right, let's do this!
(Vagner films Angela sitting at the bar)
Vagner: And...Action!
Hisky: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, can I help you with anything?"
Angela: "I've been a bad girl. And I need a big strong mommy to put me in my place...On the path to redemption!"
Hisky: Ugh! "Well, you come..."
Angela: "Oh yes!"
Hisky: (boredly) "To the right place!"
Vagner: Cut! Okay, Angela, I need you to be less horny, if possible. And Hisky, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?
Hisky: (Angrily) I ain't no actress, I can't memorize this shit!
Angela: Well, we could improve this shit, baby cakes! (Purrs seductively and Hisky push her out of the counter) Ahh!
Hisky: Whoops. (Drink a bottle)
Vagner: Hisky, come on!
(Meanwhile, Charles is bored)
Eve: So I was playing this gig, and for some fucking reason this virtue boy was digging on the drummer, and it's like, do you know who I am? I'm fucking Eve. I'm the original pussy! All pussies descend from me. You think you like a drummer pussy? No way, I'm the Pussy-fucking master! (Eats sloppily) So anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?
Charles: Wait, your name is Eve? Like the first woman? That means you...Ohhh...(Enlightened) That explains so much.
Eve: I know. I fucking rock.
Charles: Well, Eve, ma'am. Mrs. Eve, ma'am.
Eve: Call me Pussymaster.
Charles: Eve, you seem like a smart...well, stand up girl.
Eve: (With the finger in her teeth) Uh-huh.
Charles: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a bigger revolutionary, a...A genius!
Eve: I maen, your words, babe.
Charles: Who would really her name on something.
Eve: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!
Charles: It's a solution to our biggest problem!
Eve: Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.
Charles: No! Our other biggest problem.
Eve: Oh, uh...Ugly people? (Looks at the camera) Math? Global warming? Nah, wait that's Earth's problem. Umm...
(At the hotel, a bug walks in the floor and a needle tries to stab it saverel times)
Niffter: Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab.
Vagner: Alright Niffter. Niffter? Niffter! (Stops him) Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms". Okay?
Niffter: Got it. I'm ready.
Vagner: (Turns on the camera) Action!
(Niffter looks at the camera with his pupil constricted and Angela and Vagner look at him confused and he keeps staring weirdly)
Vagner: Uhh...Cut. (Turns off the camera)
(Niffter smiles again)
Niffter: (Giggles) How was that?
Vagner: Well, Niffter, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again.
Niffter: Okay!
Vagner: Action. (Turns on the camera)
(Niffter stares deeply at the camera)
Angela: You're doing great, Vagina!
Vagner: Cut! Alright, um, maybe wr can try to fix it in the post.
Angela: Do you even know what that means?
Vagner: (Angrily) I'll figure it out!
(In the lobby, Vagner is watching the video with the camera connected to the tv)
Hisky: (On TV) Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
(Vagner groans, covers his eyes and Alice appears in his side)
Alice: Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hm?
Vagner: Ugh, esta pendeja...Why are you even here?
Alice: For the entertainment! I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly. Like you are doing now! Good job!
Vagner: (Turns on the camera) And here is Alice, the egocentric piece of shit that...
(Alice gets static on the camera and it starts to spark and Vagner screams and knocks the camera down)
Alice: I wouldn't try that, my darling. (Sinisterly) This face was made for radio.
Vagner: (Gets angry) That's it! I don't care who or what you are! If you are staying here you are going to make this work! Beause it won't be so "entertaining" to watch an empty hotel will it, shit ass?! (Turns around and walks away)
Alice: Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal.
Vagner: Pft! You think I'm that stupid? Making a deal with a demon like you.
Alice: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again. Or...Charles can come back to absolutely nothing! Your choice.
Vagner: (Sighs) Fine. (Gets the video camera and raises in Alice's hand and green ghosted skulls fly around it)
Alice: Now then! (Makes the camera disappear and snaps her fingers)
(Angela, Hisky and Niffter, a lot of filming materials and a ghost recording team appear in the lobby and everyone gets tailor clothes)
Vagner: Alright, everyone! Let's make a fucking commercial.
(Meanwhile)
Eve:...When you take him out for the fifth time and he still expects you to pay the check, but you're like, (In deep voice) "Hey I thought you wanted equality"!
Charles: (Frustrated) No! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!
Eve: (Normal) Oh! Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered! Luther, how many demons did you kill this year?
Luther: Got a good 275 this year, ma'am.
Eve: 275? Whoa, badass! Awesome job, danger dick! Pound it. (Punch fists with Luther)
Charles: Uh, no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that, right?
Eve: Ohhh, yeah...That must suck for you. Pft...Hahahaha! Charles: But these are souls. Human souls, just the same as the ones you have in Heaven.
Luther: They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.
Charles: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes.
Luther: Angels don't make mistakes.
Charles: You really think that?
Luther: I know that.
Eve: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fucking life.
Luther: The only reason you're still here is because Mommy gave you and your Hellborn-kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel? To know how little you matter.
(Charles shrinks back)
Eve: Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it...
Charles: Oh! Fuck!...(Get up from the chair) Okay. I've a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't really hearing before, so here goes. (Clears throat) (Singing) I know Hell's population is out of control. It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll. If we rehabe these sinners and cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel! (Normal) Wait I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! (Singing) I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year. And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here. If they join you in Heaven that trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell! (Deep breath) It'll be a happy day in...
Eve: (Singing) Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time!
Charles: (Normal) Okay?
Eve: If what you're suggesting is letting them climb! Up the ladder. Oh they rather cross the Pearly Gates? Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying in their fates! 'Cause Hell is forever wheter you like it or not! Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot! 'Cause the rules are black and white there's no use in trying to fight it! They're burning for their lives until we kill them again!
Charles: Okay, but...
Eve: Just try to chillax, babe, you're wasting your breath!
Charles: (Nervously) Hehe...
Eve: Did I hear you imply that they deserve death? Are they winners? Are they sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry!
Charles: Actually, if you take a look...
Eve: Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And when all's said and done! (Said and done) There's the question of fun! (Fun) And for those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment! (Imitates guitar) Guitar solo, fuck yeah! (Imitates guitar) Hell is forever whether you like or not! Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot!
Charles: Where all these people come from?
Eve: 'Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it! They're burning for their lives until we kill them again! (materializes a guitar and play it) Fucking Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot! So give up your dumb endeavor 'cause you don't have a shot!
(Charles groans, his paper gets on fire and his hair moves in the air and horns appear in his head)
Eve: Long as I've got your attention, I guess In should probably mention that we made a determination (Shows a contract) To move up the next extermination!
Charles: What?!
Eve: Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts! (Holds Charles' wrist) I know is just been a week, but we'll be back in six months! (Spins Charles out of the room and plays her guitar)
Charles: Um, wait, didn't you...(Goes at the door, but it closes) Awh, shit! (Punches the door)
(Charles returns sad to the Hazbin Hotel)
Vagner: Charles! (Hugs him) How did it go? Did they listen?
Charles: Oh, uh...They sure did...hear it! But, um...
Vagner: Oh! Come here. We have something exciting to show you! (Holds Charles to the living room) Alice pulled some strings, and it's about to air.
Alice: I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha!
Charles: Wait? The commercial? You all made a new one?
Angela: Yeah, one of my better performances, if I do can say so myself.
Charles: That's...That's amazing.
Angela: Shh! It's starting!
Vagner: (On TV) Welcome to the Hazbin Hot...
(The TV changes to the 666 News channel and everyone complains)
Kallie: (On TV) Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before! Do you know what that means, Tomita?
Tomita: No. What does that means, Kallie?
Kallie: It means we are all royally fucked!
(The clock in an hourglass changes to 176 with everyone screaming)
Angela: Wait...What? Why?!
(A drone laser scans a headless body of an angel laying in Hell and Eve and Luther see then from the ship)
Luther: We found the body, ma'am. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!
Eve: No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left to pull a stunt like this again. (Breaks the projector and her eyes and mouth glow in the dark)
(The end credits start playing)
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2024.05.15 00:49 MyPhoneSucksBad Government workers don’t work real jobs

So today I got inspected from the CA agriculture department. I work in pest control. So basically they are agents of the county and government. The government makes up rules on this industry they know nothing about. Change the rules every time they can. Then send these agents to see if us plebs are following all the rules. If not, we get fines and possible license suspension.
The lady that inspected me was nice but the guidelines were stupidly detailed. I had a near empty bucket of granules that apparently needed to have a lid. An old pair of gloves I don’t touch and have never used can’t be in the back of the truck with pestcides. The chemical I was spraying didn’t require me to wear goggles but I still got in trouble for not following CA compliance to wear them. I didn’t wear them cuz they irritate my eyes and I wasn’t required so why bother? I also didn’t lock my truck and why would I? Imagine every single stop I have to unlock everything and lock it up again every 15 minutes. 18 stops a day. Why so specific?
These people have never worked a real job and get off on tellling others how to properly do theirs. Can’t even just go about my day without worrying if I’m being spied on.
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2024.05.15 00:46 DefiantShallot7476 Apartment pest problem

Hey guys, please let me know if I’m posting in the wrong group. I (30M) am currently living in Alabama and have been in my apartment since April 2023. I have complained multiple times about the amount of gnats, flies, and mice. Pest control is supposed to be included but since they refuse to do anything about the problem, I have spent over $700 on sticky traps, light traps, mouse traps, fly traps, transparent window stickers for gnats, 2 bug zappers INSIDE and I still can’t get rid of them. I have used drain fly cleaner on every faucet drain, I don’t leave food or dishes out. I take the trash out regularly. This has to be a bigger problem. Neighbors also complain. We’ve joked about going to the news. Please tell me there is something I can do from a legal point. I feel like a prisoner in my own apartment- they’re getting in my drinks, my food, my fridge.
TLDR; My apartment complex tells me there’s nothing they can do about the amount of gnats, flies, and mice. What can I legally do?
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2024.05.15 00:44 ViewtifulGene RPGs with an episodic party/story structure like Dragon Quest 4 and Yakuza 4?

The last game I finished was Yakuza 4, but I need to reset before I dive into the long slog of Yakuza 5.
Dragon Quest 4 and Yakuza 4 differ widely by gameplay, but they have very similar story structure. The main plot is episodic, with each episode involving a completely different main character. In the finale, the different heroes unite and you pool their strength for the final bosses. It's a breath of fresh air from games where you pick a character for start to finish, or you start with a hero and add party members over time. The other characters feel more fleshed out because you directly control them for a sizeable chunk of the game- they aren't just attack bots for the dude you started as.
Are there any other games with a party structure like these two games? The only ones I can think of didn't really click with me.
-Live-A-Live has an episodic party, but the combat is dogshit and some of the chapters are mind-numbingly boring.
-Octopath Traveler has 8 separate character questlines, but It's still a Hero Snowball type RPG. Your starter ends up hard-carrying everyone else.
Anything else I can play? I have a PS5, Switch, and Steam Deck. I can emulate PS2 and earlier. Thanks in advance.
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2024.05.15 00:40 Ogbananaman Bonus code bot

Who’s got the telegram bot? I want it this new channel is out of control fast.
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2024.05.15 00:38 The_Comanch3 Pesticide use and aquariums

Hi all, I do my own home pest control. I just sprayed Bifen xts around the exterior perimeter of my home. Obviously, I didn't directly spray my hands, but it's naive to think no overspray got on me. I thoroughly washed my hands, took a shower, new clothes, etc. I'm justly paranoid that there may still be residual on my hands. In this situation, how long would you wait before messing with your aquarium? (as a cooling off period)
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2024.05.15 00:37 shatcat69 grey blob on karachi

grey blob on karachi
had this happen as i was shooting bots trying to get used to controller, i layed down on the umbrella outside p3 to look down at my phone and reply to a text, when i looked back up there was a small blob forming, it started the size of my gun then grew taking over the whole screen, i tried to grab my phone to record as fast as i could but this is all i got of it. i tried a couple times to get it to happen again with no success.
apologies for the terrible quality, my pc isn’t good enough to run clipping software at the same time.
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2024.05.15 00:37 greenlotuspod Pest control spraying entire house but one room

Say you have one room that no one sleeps in and is not used much by people at all. It is next to a bedroom but is separated by a door. If you were to get your entire house treated except for that room and did not go in that room at all in the months following, would that be safe? Or does it have to be treated as well to ensure no bed bugs are hiding there?
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2024.05.15 00:34 Jellikaja Rocky path ahead, but Im finally not alone anymore!

Hey yall! So a few days ago I wrote a big post about my current state of mind and my definetly not healthy copeing mechanisms, but it got taken down by a bot for what I assume was "implied self harm".
Today I want to tell this story in a more positive light. Since my diagnose in late 2021 I had lots of ups and downs regarding my mental health. I applyed for therapy after getting diagnosed with moderate depression, but there werent any open spots around ANYWHERE. Well, fast forward to this february and I started falling into the darkest place so far with me most of the time not feeling strong enough to leave my room for weeks on end, started smoking regularly and started drinking all alone.
UNTIL TODAY! I opened up to two of my friends about all of this and for the first time since my first ever TC in 2021 I felt like things would get better for my mental health.
I had my llast seizure more than a year ago and my body is handling my dosage of 400mg lamotrigin pretty well, so the physical aspects of my epilepsy seem to be very well controlled. And now Im feeling confidant that with the support of my friends Ill eventually leave this last symptom behind me aswell.
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2024.05.15 00:29 NotACyborg666 Poway - mosquito control?

Hey I’ve been in Poway for the past year and last year was pretty awful for those ankle biting mosquitoes. From November - April we got some relief from the itching… but as of yesterday my ankles are all bitten up and itchy. So it’s time to try to do something about the mosquitos again.
Last year I tried the Tougher than Tom TNT - that was totally worthless. I also tried one of the “Bucket of Doom” homemade larvae traps. That definitely got mosquitos to lay eggs in the trapped water… but also definitely didn’t really even make a dent in stopping mosquito bites lol.
So this year, to avoid feeling itchy and to be able to enjoy being outdoors in our beautiful summers… I want to take some more aggressive steps that’ll actually stop me from getting bitten.
Any good pest/mosquito control companies? Any safe sprays or anything?
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2024.05.15 00:25 Muted_Exercise5093 Companion Plants?

What do y’all grow with your roses as companion plants both for looks or to help control pests? I’m in 10b and have been told geraniums and marigolds… curious what’s out there? Currently have small white tea roses and new lady of shallot as a rose hedge.
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2024.05.15 00:23 NimrodYanai Pest Control achievement doesn’t unlock?

I have spent the last 2 hours killing the spider matriarch in 5-6 different ways: I made her fall to the chasm then killed her quickly when she teleported back with fewer hit points, I snuck around destroying the eggs with Astarion, I even destroyed all the eggs with spells like burning hands at the same time… But the achievement doesn’t unlock. I am using some minor mods, but I have the enabler, and I haven’t had issues with any of the other achievements so far…
Anyone know what’s going on? I’m doing this playthrough specifically do get the last 3 achievements I need for 100%…
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2024.05.15 00:19 ISGolds757 PHL Terminal F

Gate lice infestation. Pest control needed.
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