Mga bagong jokes

Hello! idk tama ba yung flair ko.
I don't know if I can call myself a bloom na since I'm still new and my daily source of contents are from TikTok lang. My TikTok fyp right now are mostly AUs na. I already deleted my X/Twitter account (which I now regret kasi hindi na ako makabasa ng mga recommended AU sa X/Twitter). Planning to binge this for reference din hahaha https://www.reddit.com/bini_ph/comments/1c08bi4/for_baby_blooms_and_late_bloomers/
I'm looking for mutuals na I can talk about BINI and AUs related kasi wala akong makwentuhan ng mga recent ganap sa BINI, memes/inside jokes, AU and possibly makasama rin manuod ng mga upcoming events/gig/concerts nila. Gusto ko manuod ng STAR MAGIC ALL STAR GAMES 2024 since maglalaro si Mikha at may performance din BINI. (Late na ako naging fan nung nag announce sila ng concert lol)
Also, what do you think possible ba na makasama BINI sa line up ng mga artist sa QC Pride Event on June?

Labas ko lang nasa dibdib ko
"Piliin mo ang Pilipinas" masaya sabihin yan kapag sa gobyerno ka nagtatrabaho o kaya mayaman ka. Pero kapag ordinaryong Pilipino na nasa minimum wage ang sweldo, grabe napakahirap sabihin niyan. Mas gugustuhin mo na lang tumira abroad
Privileged lang naman ang nagkakapride sa bansa natin. Proud pinoy kasi di apketado ng corruption ng Gobyerno. Bulok na bulok ang sistema ng Pinas. Kada office may sistema na nakasanayan na ng panahon. Kahit may mga gustong itama, wala magawa. Kahit may mga iilan na tapat na naglilingkod, hamak ang dami ng kumukurakot. Kahit anong pagbalita sa mga korap, lalamig lang tapus nasa gobyerno na naman. Kahit sino Presidente natin wala magbabago hanggat yung mga sistema na yan sa loob ng mga office at department korap pa din. Kahit manalo yung gusto niyong kandidato noong nakaraang eleksyon ganiyan pa din kakalabasan niyan. Hindi lang isang tao ang gobyerno.
Tapus iba mga mambabatas less to nothing ang impact sa bansa.
Pasakop na lang kaya tayo sa China baka sakali maiba gobyerno natin hahaha joke.
Nakakainis lang at napakadaming makasarili, ang yaman na gusto pa magpayaman. Kulang na kulang sa pagmamahal mga korap na pulitiko hahaha.
Yun lang. Paalam

I never have a good childhood memories with my relatives especially with my Tito. Growing up he hates me and my brother, kapag may kinakain kami magagalit kasi wala mga anak niya. Kapag may bagong gamit hindi pwedeng ipakita kasi magagalit siya. I can't even laugh and be happy when he is around. We and our cousins never had a chance to be close growing up kasi tinuturuan na i-ridicule kami ng Kuya ko. Hindi ko malilimutan na kapag lasing nagwawala as in na maghahamon pa sa kalsada. Ang malala pa pati kami idadamay niya kesyo papatayin niya daw kami sa pagtulog namin. Susunugin niya ang bahay namin para mapalayas na kami, and all of that happened when I was still a kid around 8-12 years old. Trauma talaga ang naranasan ko sa kanya. So now that I'm old enough hindi ako masyadong pumupunta sa "family reunion" dahil ayaw ko siyang makita at makipagplastikan sa pamilya niya. But this one time na lasing siya, he tatked to me and say his sorry. I'm about to cry kasi parang after all this years of trauma he finally acknowledge his mistakes to us, pero I almost forgot as well how deceiver he is so sabi ko na lang "Okay lng po tito". My guard are still up and that wall I built got stronger for every traumatizing act you've done. So if my Tito asking for redemption sorry but your apologies are long over due.

Hello!
First time ko kasi mag apply sa US based company. Wala silang office here sa pinas. So ayun, top choice daw nila ako and they already ask my salary rate at starting date tapos iseset up na nila ako sa Gusto account. Nakapasa na rin ako sa exams at mga requirements for pc set up ganun. Nagsabi na rin ako sa current employer ko na may bagong work since nirerequire nila ako magstart next week.
Since avid reader ako dito, nadadagdagan ung fear ko. 😅 Madami ata nagghost na soon to be employees. Sabi ng company di daw nila covered mga mandatory benefits like SSS. Contract daw ako at they will pay me monthly.
Please send tips po if paano po ung set up kapag international company. Need ko pa rin po ba magbayad ng tax? I am confused. Help a newbie out. Thank you!

May kaklase ako na lalaki na nag-joke sa friend ko dahil gusto niya na maging ka-partner siya sa sayaw pero ayaw naman ng friend kaya nag-joke siya ng " Pinaptay ko mga natanggi sa'kin tapos nire-rpe" then he was like "RIP"pala hehehe. He is also a p*rn addict since may nakakita ng search history niya sa Chrome. Kumakaldag din siya sobrang random. Kaya lumalayo na ako sa kaniya. While, yung iba kong classmate ehh natutuwa pa sa mga malibog at creepy jokes niya.

hahaha joke totoo namang hindi excuse ang pera pero kung ikaw kasi palagi yung nililibre, kahit na ndi naman mabilang mga kaibigan mo, mahihiya ka. lalo pa't student palang naman kayong lahat.
wala lang, hindi na kasi kami ganon kadalas magkita ng mga kaibigan ko tapos tuwing gabi nalang para kumain together. lagi ko nalang nirarason ang school para ndi sumama pero ang totoo talaga wala akong budget for that hahaha namimiss ko lang siguro mga baliw na yun kaya ganito.
sa budget mo, kailangan mo lang piliin anong day ka makakasama. paminsan pa magtatampo ang iba kasi ndi ka nakakasama kapag andon sila pero kapag wala sila wala ka rin. bukod pa jan ang mga kaibigan mo sa school. sa orgs (kung meron, kasi ako drinop ko yung pagsali sa clubs sa school kasi wala nga pera hahaha)
ganun naman talaga, minsan iniisip ko mas okay para nakakapag focus ako sa goal ko at hindi ako puro pag"babarkada". pero minsan lang kasi ako maging bata hahaha isa pa, yung barkada ko naman ndi bad influence. sa katunayan kapag kasama ko mga to lagi akong motivated at mas clear sa pag seset ng goals ko. ewan, mga goal-driven din kasi sila eh so mas napupush ako.
andami kong opportunities na ndi nakuha dahil sa pera, ang sakit sakit hahaha. mga scholarships, training, etc.
well, ganon talaga. kanya-kanyang struggle sa bohai hahaha nag rant lang ako kasi sobrang nakakapagod mag-aral tapos nangungulila pa ako dito hHAHAHA

Bakit puro ganyan ang mga gawain jan? Kala ko ba nagrerelihiyon mga yan... bat mga dates, concerts ang pinagtutulung tulungan jan.. imbes punuin ang venue ng mga bisita para makinig ng aral, pinpuno para makinig ng mga kantahan, pati game showssss.. di ko geeeeettttssss.. haha
dati maiintindihan mo pa maging fanatic ang isang myembro kasi nangangaral talaga yung leader at sumasagot sa mga duda, pero maging fanatic ka netong pumalit, hindi matanong, dapat perfect faith mo kasi bawal ka magka duda or else lumayas ka sa samahan, bawas ka pa sa sakit ng ulo niya..
Like wth, complete opposite ni Cristo, sya na ba yung anticristong sinasabi? ewan ko lang

SKL. Incoming g11 student ako sa olfuqc sana HAHAHSH and syempre nag research ako and marami na akong nakitang bad reviews pero binalewala ko nalang since doon lang kaya namin e, wala naman na kaming pera para mag ibang private school. So sumali ako sa mga group about college admissions and nakita ko yung fb group na "Our lady of fatima University (olfu) friends" and gurl gulantang talaga ako, ewan ko para akong nasa isang Hood or Fb group ng mga rpi'er (iykyk) Naalala ko yung rp era ko nung elem ako😭 nagugulat ako tuwing may bagong post na nag hahanap daw ng ka fubu tas meron pa nag hahanap ka molmol at saan daw maganda mag molmol😭 meron pang nag tatanong saan daw magandang hotel/ motel 💀 IDK it's a bigg NOO for me pag ganyan yung mga students AHSHAHSHAH alam ko naman na di ganyan mga students pero STILL.

So i have this friends na pinagtatawanan pala kami behind our back and ginagawang joke ang insecurities namin. Ilang months na namin nababasa mga conversations nilang dalawa na parehas naming kaibigan. Accidentally kasi naclick ng friend ko yung acc na hindi pala nalog out nung gay friend namin sa phone nya then saka lang namin nalaman na kami pala palagi ang pinag uusapan nila. We tried to confront them na before about sa mga nicknames pa na tinatawag nila samin saying na narinig namin yon from their mouth pero they denied everything and sila pa yung nagalit at nag walkout so kami pa nagsorry that time. Until now nakakausap ko parin sila and super friendly parin kahit na kita namin at the same time na tinatawanan lang lahat ng gawin namin. Idk pero gusto ko sila patigilin at gantihan. We’re planning to leak the screenshots using his account and papalitan namin password to be safe. Super below the belt yung words, jokes and even our professor nilalait nila. If ever sayo mangyari anong gagawin nyo?

Hello. Naofferan ako ng "supervisor" position. Bale yung mga role ay magtake ng supcall, contact yung team sa ibang bansa at magsupport ng mga bagong wave. Rinig ko, malaki daw yung incentives pero maliit yung actual na dagdag sa sahod.
Any thoughts? Hindi ko alam kung itetake ko ba. Gusto ko ng pera pero madali akong maajit at maging sarcastic pag mahirap kausap yung customer. 💀

hello sa mga fellow pwd's. kakakuha ko lang ng pwd id card from pasig pdao. sa sobrang excitement pina laminate ko agad di ko naman alam na need ng signature hahaha.
may issue kaya don if blank lang yung signature line? hassle kung kukuha ng bagong ID card eh. kung tatanggalin naman laminate baka matuklap lang.
thx sa mga may suggestions

i remmber when i was 16y/o way back 2015 may isang ministro na 53y/o ang nakipag close sa family namin dahil bagong lipat lang sya sa lokal and nag sabi sya na gusto nya kami turuan mag drive
so ayun dahil bata ako non at wala pang alam at mang mang habang tinuturuan nya ko mag drive humahawak sya sa legs ko tinanong nya kung okay lang
medyo natatakot ako pero ndi ko na lang pinakita kasi alam ko naman safe ako kasi ministro sya at may tiwala naman ako sakanya at hindi ko alam yung gngawa nya since virgin din ako at mangmang sa mga malilibog na bagay
yung ibababa na nya ako sa car pahatid sa bahay namin apaka kupal nung gago hinigit ung ulo nya sa ulo ko at dumikit ung lips ko:( at kumalas ako agad tinanong nya ako kung natakot na daw ako wag daw ako mag susumbong sa parents ko :(
at hindi ako nag sumbong kasi malaki respeto ko sknya simula nung nag teteskto sya hindi ako naiiyak or nabibiyayaan saknya
ngayon tiwalag na sya dahil nakabuntis ng babae panis kayo tinatayuan pa pala un!

Sa mga bisaya pa translate nalang po ubos na tagalog ko huhu
So before it all happened, parang mainit na talaga dugo nila sakin. Nakabantay ko ato sugod pag holy week ky gi pugos nako ako bf na mag confession which is di talaga nila ginagawa kase naniniwala sila sa mga pamahiin na di daw pwede lumabas pag holy week lol. Laking catholic ako at every holy week nasa simbahan talaga kami ng fam ko which I also wanted to bring my bf pero yun nga ayaw ng parents nya. So week before holy week sinabihan ko na bf ko na mag confession kami at mag sabi na sya agad sa parents nya kase last confession nya pa is grade 2 or 3 palang ata. Gusto ko din naman na mapalapit yung relasyon namin ky God para guided kami always. Pero ayun nga di sila pumayag kase nasa pamahiin daw. Nung time na pagkasabi ko na mag ask na sya ng permission sa parents nya ay narinig ng mama nya kase palabas ako ng pinto nung pagkasabi ko nun e tapos akala ng mama nya na sinigawan ko yung anak nya na hindi naman. Kwento ng cousin nya sakin sabi daw ng mama ni bf na sinigawan ko daw yung anak nya at kung wala lang daw sya sa cr nun baka sinigawan na nya din ako. Feeling ko nga baka gumanti yung mama nya sakin nun e hahaha
Matagal ko nang alam na red flag fam nya, feeling ko nga may ADHD din sila e kase one time nag init ng tubig yung papa nya tas pagka bukas nya ng lagayan ng mainit na tubig may laman pa kaya ayun nagalit sya kase di nya alam kung san ilalagay yung bagong nainit nya na tubig HAHAHA basta guys yung mga simpleng problema pinapalaki nila

I'm currently an OJT student and 1 month nalang, matatapos na ako. So far so good pa naman sa umpisa, not until I was task to promote their raffle promo by registering the consumers account. 2 weeks ko na ginagawa to and I hate doin this actually since I have social anxiety but I have to push myself dahil OJT student lang naman ako.
Here's the thing, may 3 guards and head guard (hindi ko alam tawag dun sorry) na nagbabantay sa station kung saan nag babayad mga customers. Each day, may iba't-ibang guard na nakabantay. Yung dalawa dun ayos silang pakisamahan. I just like the fact na hindi sila nangengealam sa strategy ko ng pag approach at pakikipag usap sa mga customers dun. But the other guard and that head guard, ibang usapan na sakin yan. Yung guard na to kapag nag eexplain na ako sa kausap ko na customers about sa raffle, bigla bigla sya mag sasalita na "Oo na alam na nila yan." o kaya naman "Oo na, Sige na" na parang nang aasar. Hindi ko rin gusto yung mga immature jokes nila lalo na kapag nasa harap ako ng mga customers. I tend to act formally and politely in front of them pero yung guard at head guard na yun they always mock the way I spoke habang kausap ko mga customers dun. Example inuulit-ulit nila yung mga sinasabi ko in a mocking tone. Nakikitawa ako pero deep inside naasar na ako. And the more they do it, lalo bumababa confident ko.
Kanina lang hindi ko na kinaya yung pang-aasar nila. My trainee supervisor gave me extra task to do. Kung nung una ireregister ko lang sila at kukunin yung isang receipt nila, ngayun naman kailangan ko ng isulat yung consumers name, their cellphone numbers and account number. Dahil sa nag-iisang OJT lang ako, nahihirapan ako na ipagsabay-sabay lahat. Natatakot ako dahil sunod-sunod mga dumadating na nag paparegister at baka mainip na sila sa pag antay kaya nililimit ko lang talaga mga ireregister ko. But out of nowhere, nag volunteer tung isang guard na mag lista and sila din mismo nag tatawag ng mag paparegister (dahil may makukuhang benefit). But the problem here ay nag iisa lang ako na nag reregister using cellphone. May mga times pa na delay ang pag reload o pag send ng otp kaya habang tawag ng tawag ng mag reregister ang guard at naglilista, patambak naman ng patambak tung nagpaparegister sakin. Tapos ang mas nakakainis pa ang akala nung guard na yun ay picture lang ang ginagawa ko sa pag register. Pero hindi yun ganun lang! Time consuming kung walang qr sa receipt ng customers. May mga times pa na malabo na yung qr kaya mano mano pa ang pag log-in sa mga account nila. Kaya in the end yung guard na yun at yung head guard na yun pinag tutulungan na ako. I can hear them saying na ambagal ko daw, na nasasayang daw mga customers dahil nag sisialisan na sila at nung nag sabi na ako sa window nung trainee supervisor ko sa minor problem ng pag register which is yung hindi makareceive ng otp ang mga nagpaparegister, yung 2 dun sa likod tumawa na at inulit-ulit yung sinabi ko sa trainee supervisor namin in mocking tone. Hindi ko na kinaya ang ginagawa nila kaya sumagot na ako in sarcasm na "Sorry ah delay kasi sending ng otp eh... buti nga po kayo nag susulat lang. Palit po kaya tayo no?" Hindi sila nanahimik bagkus tumawa lang at pinagpatuloy pag mock sakin. I just focus myself sa mga customer and nag reason na ako bakit matagal mag send otp.
Alam ko na medyo bastos yung pag sagot ko pero deep inside wala akong pinag sisisihan na nasabi ko yun. I feel disrespected at feeling ko rin napapahiya na ako sa mga customers dun. Nag-ooverthink na ako at every time na pumipikit ako, naiimagine ko narin yung mga tao dun na tinatawanan ako. Naiiyak at ayaw ko na gawin to. Nasa point na ako na ayaw ko na pumasok pero wala naman akong choice diba... I'm questioning kung bakit nangyayare sakin yung mga bagay na ayaw kung gawin sakin. Kaya hindi ko yun ginagawa sa kapwa ko eh... ayaw ko na talaga... pero ojt lang naman ako eh... kaya wala akong karapatan mag sabi ng hinanakit ko...
Sorry kung mahaba and hopefully nagets nyo parin point ko... gusto ko lang talaga mag rant...
Thankyou for reaching this far and have a great day. 😊
🚫Kung maisip nyo man ito irepost, wag po sana thankyouu ulit ♡

hi! im on my 3rd month sa bago kong work & nung una okay naman siya not until lately may mga nag-bago. Every time na papasok ako parang lagi na lang ako na-anxious, kasi alam ko sa sarili ko na im trying so hard kaso hindi talaga maganda yung training namin una pa lang. Tinuro ng isang beses ayun na, may mga times na may pinagawa samin kahit hindi tinuro, go sila. Although, pwede naman lagi mag-ask ng questions sa kanila. Pero nakakadown din kasi minsan pa-iba iba yung sagot, naguguluhan yung pattern ko sa pag work. Fast paced pa naman yung trabaho tapos ganun lang. Nakatanggap ako ng Job offer na mas mataas sahod ng kaunti at may possible na mag-WFH. Gusto ko nang lumipat kaso idk if I should render pa or mag-immediate resign. Feel ko kasi pag nag-render ako, kakantsawan ako or mag-tatanong lang lagi sakin kung bakit agad ako aalis. What should I do? Malapit na yung start date ko sa bagong company pero di pa rin ako resigned.

Heads up, long post ahead!
Nanghiram ako (F23) ng 30k sa friend ko (F22) para sana pambayad ng participation fee pampaayos ng sasakyan ko na nabangga ko sa barrier kakaiwas sa motorsiklo na walang ilaw. Nadamage yung right side bumper and first time ko sana magpaayos ng sasakyan under insurance so di ko alam magkano yung participation fee kaya ako nangutang. Meron naman ako funds pero iniisip ko sakaling magkulang at least, maoorder sana yung parts na kinakailangan asap.
Yung term namin, 20% 1 week so 36,000 pesos ibabalik ko. Nung araw na irerelease nya sakin yung pera, pumunta ako sa bahay nila, pinark ko lang yung sasakyan sa harap at di ko na pinatay since akala ko ready na yung perang hihiramin ko and may photocopy na akong dala ng ID ko. Pagkakatok ko sa bahay nila, binuksan nya pinto at sinabi nya need pala daw nya magwithdraw so ayun, sabi ko OK, pero bigla sya pumasok sa driver’s seat saka nilock yung pinto at sya daw magdadrive. Ilang beses ako nag NO, at hindi ako tumigil kakasabi na ako sana magdadrive kasi di ako comfortable may ibang hahawak ng manibela. Kaya lang, di nya ako pinapakinggan and since nagmamadali ako umabot sa cutoff ng casa, pumasok ako sa backseat (nasa passenger seat yung katulong ko na kasama ko that time). Kahit nung umaandar na yung sasakyan ilang beses ko sya sinabihan ayaw nya talaga ihinto at bumaba. Nainis pa ako kasi ang naiwan nya dawpala yung wallet nya and that includes SEVERAL stopovers sa mga kakilala nya sa lugar nila na binabati nya (she seemed to be showing off). Hanggang sa nag uturn sya sa isang street kung saan sumayad yung LEFT bumper ng sasakyan sa residential water meter. Ang lakas and rinig na rinig yung crisp ng pagkakasayad pero automatically dineny nya na wala lang daw yun. Pinagpark ko sya sa gilid at meron scratches and dents. Dito na ako nainis ng sobra sa lack of accountability nya huhu.. Sinabihan ko sya sana lang masama yung damage sa aayusin ng casa under my previous insurance claim sa right side bumper, otherwise I’ll let her know pag hindi.
Hindi ko na sya pinagdrive ulit pero sobrang TAGAL nya nirelease yung pera that it defeats the very purpose ng paghiram ko sa kanya. Alam nya na for repair ng sasakyan yung hihiramin ko and alam nya na hinahabol ko yung oras ng cutoff sa casa pero 4pm nya na binigay sakin yung pera after SEVERAL instances of SHOWING OFF sa mga kakilala nya.
Meron kaming agreement since emergency loan yung nature ng pagpapautang na kapag di ako nakapagbayad, magcocomment and magpopost sya sa Facebook account ko. I also explicitly told her that my husband knew nothing about this transaction and to keep it a secret kasi ayoko makaalam sya na nabangga ulit yung sasakyan tapos still inaccept ko yung pera pampagawa sa unang damages na tinamo nung sasakyan. (i know, medyo boppls ako)
2 days after the transaction, nagcocomment na sya ng reminders daw ng utang ko sa mga shared posts ko. That led to my husband knowing na pumunta ako sa city nya to loan money and nabangga ang sasakyan ulit. I also got nofitification a day before my due date sa loan ko sa kanya, from casa na dumating na yung ibang parts and when I went there to deposit the car, theyve given me separate quote for the left side bumper amounting to almost 35k and 3k lang pala yung participation fee for the 1st accident ko.
I told her na hindi karga ng insurance ko yung damages and will be going to take the service estimate sa kanya on the day of my due date (di ko po nagalaw yung pera).
Here is where I think PAANO AKO NAGING GAGO: On the day of my due date my husband told me to get a written agreement from her or at least a promissory note na willing sya ishoulder or ipaayos yung left side bumper sa casa since since casa maintained yung sasakyan and kakabili palang nung January 2024 before I pay my dues, so I went there and personally told her the same. I am willing to meet her halfway if diskumpyado sya sa figures na binigay ng casa, I can accompany her. Shes livid and dinala pa kuya nya. She demands her money back but I also need her to fix the car muna kasi 35k is not a joke.
For me, OK lang sana sakin if hindi alam ng asawa ko kasi I can just file another claim sa insurance but now he knows, hes telling me tataas daw premium namin next year which makes sense.
Here’s where I think hindi ako gago: she violated our agreement to keep it a secret first and she also did not honor our written agreement by continuously commenting and calling me out on social media just two days after nya niloan sakin ang pera.
Kaya nga ako nanghihiram kasi baka mag over sa budget yung perang nilaan ko for repairs tapos meron ulit repairs.
PS. She really insisted on driving. She's got a license too.
ABYG?

Hi! I am a newbie coach. Currently building my portfolio of success stories from clients.
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We also aim for good energy so you actually get to live the life you want to live and pursue your passion.
Yung totoong rason naman bakit tayo malakas kumain dahil sa cravings natin. Kapag nawala na cravings natin, hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self-control kasi wala ka ng kailangan labanan. Effortless na ang weightloss kasi ikaw na mismo aayaw sa dating unhealthy habits mo. Gumawa kana ng bagong ikaw.
As a former fat guy that shared the same struggles with their relationship with food, I understand how hard it is sticking to a diet. But narealize ko kaya karamihan satin nag fefail or pumayat na dati tapos na-gain ulit lahat ng pinayat at mas tumaba ba, kasi hindi talaga natin na address yung root cause kung bakit tayo tumaba. A part of the reason is yung burn out ng pag pigil ng cravings. Kahit may cheat meal/day tayo sa diet, wala tyong ibang iniisip kundi yung oras na mkakain ulit natin yung favorite food natin. Ang naging problem ko din dati, after ko kumain ng cheat meal, minsan magiging cheat day, tapos cheat week. Hanggang sa tuluyan nakong hindi naka balik alindog. Balik nanaman sa dati. Pag natikman ko na yung paborito kong pagkain, hindi ko na kayang huminto.
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Hi! I am a newbie coach. Currently building my portfolio of success stories from clients.
If you're interested, I'll be happy and excited to work with you.
The goal of the program is to help you overcome your food addiction and binge-eating. Be craving free. Not be a victim and slave to your cravings and leaving you sedated and lethargic from binge-eating. Ending up demotived.
We also aim for good energy so you actually get to live the life you want to live and pursue your passion.
Yung totoong rason naman bakit tayo malakas kumain dahil sa cravings natin. Kapag nawala na cravings natin, hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self-control kasi wala ka ng kailangan labanan. Effortless na ang weightloss kasi ikaw na mismo aayaw sa dating unhealthy habits mo. Gumawa kana ng bagong ikaw.
As a former fat guy that shared the same struggles with their relationship with food, I understand how hard it is sticking to a diet. But narealize ko kaya karamihan satin nag fefail or pumayat na dati tapos na-gain ulit lahat ng pinayat at mas tumaba ba, kasi hindi talaga natin na address yung root cause kung bakit tayo tumaba. A part of the reason is yung burn out ng pag pigil ng cravings. Kahit may cheat meal/day tayo sa diet, wala tyong ibang iniisip kundi yung oras na mkakain ulit natin yung favorite food natin. Ang naging problem ko din dati, after ko kumain ng cheat meal, minsan magiging cheat day, tapos cheat week. Hanggang sa tuluyan nakong hindi naka balik alindog. Balik nanaman sa dati. Pag natikman ko na yung paborito kong pagkain, hindi ko na kayang huminto.
The goal of the program is not to manage cravings, but remove cravings. Hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self control kung ikaw na mismo aayaw sa mga guilty pleasures na pagkain.
"Food Freedom and Fitness" program
What can you expect in the program/ebook: 1) What is food addiction 2) How to overcome food addiction 3) My journey, struggles, and how I overcame my food addiction 4) Introduction to Running as a Hobby and How to Start 5) Training Schedule for Body Sculpting 6) Daily Journaling 7) Accountability Tracking
In this program, all of the knowledge I feel necessary is in here. Apart from the program, you get access to a support system to track your progress and accountability
Introductory Price : Php 500 with 4-week support/partner. You can message me 24/7 if you're having troubles with your cravings. Think of me as more of a sponsor and guide through your food freedom journey. And someone you can confide to in your daily struggles.
What to do after the 4 week period? Rinse and repeat the entire program. There are unlimited potential variety inside the program on how your day will be like.
Feel free to send me a DM if you are interested.

Hi! I am a newbie coach. Currently building my portfolio of success stories from clients.
If you're interested, I'll be happy and excited to work with you.
The goal of the program is to help you overcome your food addiction and binge-eating. Be craving free. Not be a victim and slave to your cravings and leaving you sedated and lethargic from binge-eating. Ending up demotived.
We also aim for good energy so you actually get to live the life you want to live and pursue your passion.
Yung totoong rason naman bakit tayo malakas kumain dahil sa cravings natin. Kapag nawala na cravings natin, hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self-control kasi wala ka ng kailangan labanan. Effortless na ang weightloss kasi ikaw na mismo aayaw sa dating unhealthy habits mo. Gumawa kana ng bagong ikaw.
As a former fat guy that shared the same struggles with their relationship with food, I understand how hard it is sticking to a diet. But narealize ko kaya karamihan satin nag fefail or pumayat na dati tapos na-gain ulit lahat ng pinayat at mas tumaba ba, kasi hindi talaga natin na address yung root cause kung bakit tayo tumaba. A part of the reason is yung burn out ng pag pigil ng cravings. Kahit may cheat meal/day tayo sa diet, wala tyong ibang iniisip kundi yung oras na mkakain ulit natin yung favorite food natin. Ang naging problem ko din dati, after ko kumain ng cheat meal, minsan magiging cheat day, tapos cheat week. Hanggang sa tuluyan nakong hindi naka balik alindog. Balik nanaman sa dati. Pag natikman ko na yung paborito kong pagkain, hindi ko na kayang huminto.
The goal of the program is not to manage cravings, but remove cravings. Hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self control kung ikaw na mismo aayaw sa mga guilty pleasures na pagkain.
"Food Freedom and Fitness" program
What can you expect in the program/ebook: 1) What is food addiction 2) How to overcome food addiction 3) My journey, struggles, and how I overcame my food addiction 4) Introduction to Running as a Hobby and How to Start 5) Training Schedule for Body Sculpting 6) Daily Journaling 7) Accountability Tracking
In this program, all of the knowledge I feel necessary is in here. Apart from the program, you get access to a support system to track your progress and accountability
Introductory Price : Php 500 with 4-week support/partner. You can message me 24/7 if you're having troubles with your cravings. Think of me as more of a sponsor and guide through your food freedom journey. And someone you can confide to in your daily struggles.
What to do after the 4 week period? Rinse and repeat the entire program. There are unlimited potential variety inside the program on how your day will be like.
Feel free to send me a DM if you are interested.

Hi! I am a newbie coach. Currently building my portfolio of success stories from clients.
If you're interested, I'll be happy and excited to work with you.
The goal of the program is to help you overcome your food addiction and binge-eating. Be craving free. Not be a victim and slave to your cravings and leaving you sedated and lethargic from binge-eating. Ending up demotived.
We also aim for good energy so you actually get to live the life you want to live and pursue your passion.
Yung totoong rason naman bakit tayo malakas kumain dahil sa cravings natin. Kapag nawala na cravings natin, hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self-control kasi wala ka ng kailangan labanan. Effortless na ang weightloss kasi ikaw na mismo aayaw sa dating unhealthy habits mo. Gumawa kana ng bagong ikaw.
As a former fat guy that shared the same struggles with their relationship with food, I understand how hard it is sticking to a diet. But narealize ko kaya karamihan satin nag fefail or pumayat na dati tapos na-gain ulit lahat ng pinayat at mas tumaba ba, kasi hindi talaga natin na address yung root cause kung bakit tayo tumaba. A part of the reason is yung burn out ng pag pigil ng cravings. Kahit may cheat meal/day tayo sa diet, wala tyong ibang iniisip kundi yung oras na mkakain ulit natin yung favorite food natin. Ang naging problem ko din dati, after ko kumain ng cheat meal, minsan magiging cheat day, tapos cheat week. Hanggang sa tuluyan nakong hindi naka balik alindog. Balik nanaman sa dati. Pag natikman ko na yung paborito kong pagkain, hindi ko na kayang huminto.
The goal of the program is not to manage cravings, but remove cravings. Hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self control kung ikaw na mismo aayaw sa mga guilty pleasures na pagkain.
"Food Freedom and Fitness" program
What can you expect in the program/ebook: 1) What is food addiction 2) How to overcome food addiction 3) My journey, struggles, and how I overcame my food addiction 4) Introduction to Running as a Hobby and How to Start 5) Training Schedule for Body Sculpting 6) Daily Journaling 7) Accountability Tracking
In this program, all of the knowledge I feel necessary is in here. Apart from the program, you get access to a support system to track your progress and accountability
Introductory Price : Php 500 with 4-week support/partner. You can message me 24/7 if you're having troubles with your cravings. Think of me as more of a sponsor and guide through your food freedom journey. And someone you can confide to in your daily struggles.
What to do after the 4 week period? Rinse and repeat the entire program. There are unlimited potential variety inside the program on how your day will be like.
Feel free to send me a DM if you are interested.

Hi! I am a newbie coach. Currently building my portfolio of success stories from clients.
If you're interested, I'll be happy and excited to work with you.
The goal of the program is to help you overcome your food addiction and binge-eating. Be craving free. Not be a victim and slave to your cravings and leaving you sedated and lethargic from binge-eating. Ending up demotived.
We also aim for good energy so you actually get to live the life you want to live and pursue your passion.
Yung totoong rason naman bakit tayo malakas kumain dahil sa cravings natin. Kapag nawala na cravings natin, hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self-control kasi wala ka ng kailangan labanan. Effortless na ang weightloss kasi ikaw na mismo aayaw sa dating unhealthy habits mo. Gumawa kana ng bagong ikaw.
As a former fat guy that shared the same struggles with their relationship with food, I understand how hard it is sticking to a diet. But narealize ko kaya karamihan satin nag fefail or pumayat na dati tapos na-gain ulit lahat ng pinayat at mas tumaba ba, kasi hindi talaga natin na address yung root cause kung bakit tayo tumaba. A part of the reason is yung burn out ng pag pigil ng cravings. Kahit may cheat meal/day tayo sa diet, wala tyong ibang iniisip kundi yung oras na mkakain ulit natin yung favorite food natin. Ang naging problem ko din dati, after ko kumain ng cheat meal, minsan magiging cheat day, tapos cheat week. Hanggang sa tuluyan nakong hindi naka balik alindog. Balik nanaman sa dati. Pag natikman ko na yung paborito kong pagkain, hindi ko na kayang huminto.
The goal of the program is not to manage cravings, but remove cravings. Hindi mo kailangan ng discipline at self control kung ikaw na mismo aayaw sa mga guilty pleasures na pagkain.
"Food Freedom and Fitness" program
What can you expect in the program/ebook: 1) What is food addiction 2) How to overcome food addiction 3) My journey, struggles, and how I overcame my food addiction 4) Introduction to Running as a Hobby and How to Start 5) Training Schedule for Body Sculpting 6) Daily Journaling 7) Accountability Tracking
In this program, all of the knowledge I feel necessary is in here. Apart from the program, you get access to a support system to track your progress and accountability
Introductory Price : Php 500 with 4-week support/partner. You can message me 24/7 if you're having troubles with your cravings. Think of me as more of a sponsor and guide through your food freedom journey. And someone you can confide to in your daily struggles.
What to do after the 4 week period? Rinse and repeat the entire program. There are unlimited potential variety inside the program on how your day will be like.
Feel free to send me a DM if you are interested.