Bhai aur bahan ki chudai

Ye bande ne mere dost ki dost ki gaadi thok di aur bhag gya. Bahot mushkil se mila uska number!

So it's not gonna be a post about bf/gf issues but bout my bestfriend of 12+years.. So lets call her A. So A meri bhot bhot bhot achi dost hai and we're more like sisters to each other but idk why voh beech beech mai aisi baatein bolti hai intentionally or unintentionally idk but Jo bhot zyada mean hoti hai (atleast to me) and they really make me feel insecure.. For example, 1.Once we both are looking in the mirror and she said ki ' agr mere pimples chle jaye toh mai terse zyada sundr hoon'(she's facing acne problems). 2. Few days ago we were talking about ki mere birthday par hum bodycon dresses phenenge and she said' Haan mai(A) itni achi lagungi aur tere bday par bas mai hi chmkungi tujhse bhi zyada' 3. previous month I had a haircut and when se saw me she said ki yaar tu meri limelight chin legi ab
I have a nature of always smiling and joking around so I never really said anything to her but yesterday I was dancing and enjoying and she said ki 'tujhe lagta hai ki tu achi lagti hai nachte hue par tu bhot moti lgti hai dance karte waqt , thighs dekh apni '( I was a bit Chubby or moti I would say 😂but my BMI is normal) and for the first time I thought ki agar ise vaise hi bolungi toh dekhte hai ise kaisa lgta hai so I said ki atleast my face is clear(which I regretted saying and apologized to her right away) still she said ki koi ni mai moti ni hu. And after some time I asked her what happened (she was looking sad) she told me ki tujhe nahi pata kitni badtameez hai tu kya kya boldeti hai bina soche toh maine kaha tune hi start Kara tha phle jiske reply mai usne kaha ki tujhe feel nahi hota(like girl are you serious rn) maine bola ki tujhe kaise pta hota hai ke nahi she said use kitna bura laga and feel hua but she knows ki mujhe feel nahi hota 🥰🥰wow
I really adore and love her from my heart and don't want to break our friendship ever. Just want to lighten my heart.. any advice is welcomed 💗
Sorry for the long ass post but this thing is really bothering me from sometime.
TLDR: bestfriend said few things which made me feel insecure. But can't take it when someone reply in her tone

(I am not punjabi, to fir mai hindi mein hi question puch rha hoon)
•Bi*ch I'M Back(sidhu ne insta story pe play kiya tha older version ek baar)
•Signed To God(prod. by intense, sidhu bhai ne jab poster dala tha iska tab bhi prod. by intense tha lekin moosetape mein banglez&kidd vala version release kiya tha + I think Byrd ke paas bhi ek aur version hai iska)
•GOAT(complete older version with malton's verse)
•Brown shortie(with mist's verse, poster ke caption mein bhi likha tha ki isme mist ka feature hai)
•Burberry(aka Versace bag, 100 times better than Burberry)
•Moosedrilla(prod. by harj nagra)
•These days(video phele hi bnake gye hain sidhu bhai,lekin older version ki)
•G-Shit(with AR Paisley)
•Power(with nseeb,as he already mentioned in an interview ki isme uska bhi verse tha)
•IDGAF(prod. by Byrd)
•inke saath saath aur bhi songs ke alternate versions present hain jo ki vo isme add kr skte hain like DRIPPY(aka Hitman 2 Hitmaker, idk why they changed tracks name), Athra Style(with Jenny johal)
•inke saath kuch leaked tracks bhi release kiye ja skte hain like 0008,Real OG,Kille
•saath mein kuch tracks like pittal(full track kabhi release hi nhi hua,full track 3:04 ka tha kuch),Boss&Confession(with proper mix mastering)

bhai admit card ki stamping ka kya scene chalra hai sabke colleges mein batana zara are they stamping for low attendance?

Ek mera dost hai, jo abhi central main officer hai, kuch samay pehle voh marriage ke liye ladki dhundh raha, uske parents ne koi ladki dhundhi, unhone baat ki toh ab jab voh usse mila toh usne pehli meet main toh jyada kuch sawal nahi pucha, sab sahi raha, so usne ladki se kaha yadi tumhe aur kuch baat karna hai toh tum mujhe message kar dena, 5 din baad ladki ka message aaya, thodi din baat chali, uske baad ladke ne ladki se past puch liya jispe usne bola mera tha means she is emotional as well as physically activated, mera dost ne kabhi date nahi kiya, toh usne usse bola ki main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta, yadi mujhe aisi hi ladkiyan milengi toh main job wali prefer karunga, jispe ladki ne usse bahut kuch bola.
Mera ladkiyon se yeh puchna hai, yadi tum log rahe ho toh kam se kam consequences toh jhelne padenge, ispe ladkiyan ka kya kehna hai??

at the end of the day, nta ka kuch na jaa raha hai na jayega. we are bound to suffer because hume central universities mei admission chahiye. nta marks dete waqt, humare saath kya hua kya nahi kuch bhi consider nahi karega aur na hi apne galti manega. agar kuch bhi galat hua hai humare end se ya phir center pe iski ke wajah ya phir nta ke khud ki khud ki galti ho, wo kuch nahi dekhenge. they will just go ahead according to their pre-made rules and do whatever they think is right. end mei, humare dreams and aspirations tutenge. abhi bhi hum hi suffer kar rahe the, end mei bhi hume hi karna hai.

Bhai Mai aakash ke RM batch me hu for 2025 aur mai 10 baar sun chuka hu ki yahan syllabus bohot deri se karwate hain. Abhi khud dekh liya Bhai ek mahina hua class chaalu huye aur bohot slow le jaa rahe hain syllabus.
I am doing the syllabus from scratch..meri 11th Puri aur 12th ki organic mujhe yaad nahi. Basics clear hai though. Kaise manage karu to make sure I complete the syllabus till November or december at least?
Meri morning wali batch hai toh subah uthne ke baad din ke 6-7 ghante coaching me jaate hain and I don't wanna miss the classes uske kaaran consistency aati hai aur the phy and chem teachers are good so far. Toh mai kaunse chapters aur kaise karu jis se I manage to complete the syllabus??

Sara time OMR aur Signature Dene aur lene me nikal diya ek ldki ne OMR mark bhi nahi kiya and teacher ne sheet cheen li it's NTA baby Fuck U NTA mere 8 questions chuute jo ki mere ko ate the numerical the vo 😔😔😔 usme kam se kam 2 ya 3 min lagta per numerical but kya he kar sakte h aur Maths bilkul CUET pyq jesi nahi aai lol 😔😔

Bhai i haven't studied this at all and I'm wondering iska weightage kitna hoga like max kitne questions aa skte hain? Aur ab padhu ya nahi?

Bhai 12 chalu hogyi hai 11 kch nhi padha neet bhi Deni hai how to study ki mai boards mein toh badhiya krr loon atleast pls bata do

Bhai paper pyq se etna zayda hard kyu tha?!?!?! I was fucking preparing for cuet from past 2 months literally was studying 6-7 hrs everyday solved each and every pyq but jab exam hua ek toh baar baar teacher ajata ha aur uske bhi time se paper nai dete aur bc enka kya jara ha paper toh humara ha dimag ka bhosda bana dala ha en logo ne bhai upar se ghar wale baar baar bolte rahte ke kasa hua kasa hua tu toh sata din padhti rahte thi abh toh sahi hua hoga North campus toh pakka ess baar bc ma kya bolu ke teacher ne ghanta ka paper 40 min me leliya!?!??! (Science)

So it's not gonna be a post about bf/gf issues but bout my bestfriend of 12+years.. So lets call her A. So A meri bhot bhot bhot achi dost hai and we're more like sisters to each other but idk why voh beech beech mai aisi baatein bolti hai intentionally or unintentionally idk but Jo bhot zyada mean hoti hai (atleast to me) and they really make me feel insecure.. For example, 1.Once we both are looking in the mirror and she said ki ' agr mere pimples chle jaye toh mai terse zyada sundr hoon'(she's facing acne problems). 2. Few days ago we were talking about ki mere birthday par hum bodycon dresses phenenge and she said' Haan mai(A) itni achi lagungi aur tere bday par bas mai hi chmkungi tujhse bhi zyada' 3. previous month I had a haircut and when se saw me she said ki yaar tu meri limelight chin legi ab
I have a nature of always smiling and joking around so I never really said anything to her but yesterday I was dancing and enjoying and she said ki 'tujhe lagta hai ki tu achi lagti hai nachte hue par tu bhot moti lgti hai dance karte waqt , thighs dekh apni '( I was a bit Chubby or moti I would say 😂but my BMI is normal) and for the first time I thought ki agar ise vaise hi bolungi toh dekhte hai ise kaisa lgta hai so I said ki atleast my face is clear(which I regretted saying and apologized to her right away) still she said ki koi ni mai moti ni hu. And after some time I asked her what happened (she was looking sad) she told me ki tujhe nahi pata kitni badtameez hai tu kya kya boldeti hai bina soche toh maine kaha tune hi start Kara tha phle jiske reply mai usne kaha ki tujhe feel nahi hota(like girl are you serious rn) maine bola ki tujhe kaise pta hota hai ke nahi she said use kitna bura laga and feel hua but she knows ki mujhe feel nahi hota 🥰🥰wow
I really adore and love her from my heart and don't want to break our friendship ever. Just want to lighten my heart.. any advice is welcomed 💗
Sorry for the long ass post but this thing is really bothering me from sometime.
TLDR: bestfriend said few things which made me feel insecure. But can't take it when someone reply in her tone

Bhai seedhi baat hai mere paas DC pandey ka understanding physics for jee mains and advanced ka set of 5 books jo puri class 11 and class 12 ke liye hoti hai vo hai aur HC verma ke dono volumes pade hai, koi delhi me rehta hai aur inhe in dono me se kuch bhi chahiye toh dm kare . sirf delhi me rehne wale aspirants dm kare kyuki courier karna hectic hota hai.

Rent bhi high h ab, extra aur mang ra h. Roommate mera bhai hi h.

Just got promoted to 12th (JEE PREP) aur bc mai kitna bada chutiya hu Yaar. Mujhe padhna chahiye lekin mera g***u dimag ko kisi pe crush hai. And as anyone would guess ki mai ek avg student without any confidence or even female interaction hu. Abh uske bare me sochna kaise band karu? i mean mai Ekdum aise obsessed nahi hu but still Yaar Kya karu usko dekh ke ajeeb sa lagta hai even thought maine usse kabhi Baat nahi ki. IN SHORT:REALITY CHECK CHAHIYE

Mai 2023 ka pass out student hu ajj first time cuet dene gya aur guess what physics bekar gya😃 Mai March se apne domains padh rha hu aur one shot me pura syllabus khatm kr diya safal batch se notes revise kre subah subah formula revise kre paper aya aur hag diya bc 34 ques kre aur usme se max tukke Maree hai idk what's wrong with me kitna bhi try kr lo yeh science padhne ka mere se nhi hota Ghar walo ke khene pe science le liya 11th me kyuki lockdown tha aur free meh mil rhi thi meri life ki sabse biggest mistake thi science background meh jana mera shurwat se interest social science meh tha lekin science leli🤡 Bc kal aur ajj itna padhayi ki sab chize revise marri aur bc paper bhi fuck kr diya idk ab du meh ba ke courses milenge ki nhi milenge north campus toh pakka nhi milega uske liye 750+ chahie hote aur mere 600 ajaye woh bhut baddi baat hai lekin ajj bhut bura laga tbh yeh physics ke paper meh 60 min kaise beet gye pata bhi nhi chala 💔😂 Bs kal physical ka phir legal phir eng gt and bio Anne wale papers me accha perform krna hai ab Thank you for reading 🙏
Chalo choro mai waise bhi du sol meh hu pichle sall ek pvt college me addmission kra diya tha mere maa bapp ne lekin maine woh college chor diya uske chutiyapa ke karan 🤡 Yeh waise bhi mere last chance tha iske badd se physics ko haat nhi lagaunga kya krunga agar iss sall admission nhi hoga waise Mai bhi 2nd year meh ajaunga lekin ha ek baat confirm hai ki cuet pg ya masters krunga toh regular hi krunga waise bhi mera science field me janne ka Mann nhi 22 ko legal ka paper hai agar llb ke course meh bhi admission mil gya toh mai bhut khush rhunga nhi krni yeh science madarchod rat race nhi hoti science bhenchod
Ajj pata nhi Aisa lag rha hai ki itni mehnat ke badd bhi paper bekar gya toh bura lag rha hai choro kya hi bolu 💔

13 MAY
Jis din result nikla to papa ne bola ki "Ki jyaada nhi but me bhot khush hu."
I was bamboozled that how is he so happy at me getting just 90.4 ( humare ghar me 95 se niche to ijjat nhi milti)
Ese eee chize khe rhe the ki
" mere to bas 60s me aaye the, tu to sidha 90 le aaya"
"puri family me bas tu hai jo 10th me 90 laaya"
" tu jonsa gift mangenga ledunga"
I was so happy
16 MAY
aaj mummy ne bola ki papa phone pe kehre the
" sab logo ke 95 aaye he, iske Sirf 90"
"isko agle saal ghar se nikalne dunga, Sirf padhai karega"
" Iss saal jitna ghumna hai ghumle, agle saal kahi nhi bhejdunga"
And yes, my suspicion was correct. The worst part is that he didn't say this to my face. Mummy papa ki gossip chal rhi thi mere baare me.
Aur boards se kuchh time pehle bhi yahi hua tha.
" hum ese hi vishwas kr rhe hai uspe, isne aage Jaake kuchh nhi krna"
This was the sentence he said, again not to my face but to my mom.
Bhai kamre me pada hua hu aadhe ghante se lock krke ro rha hu.
Samajh nhi aara kuchh bhi.
Log keh dete hai don't care what other people think about you. Kya btau unko ki woh other people mere mummy papa hi hai.
Bhai koi kuchh bta to please merko kuchh samajh nhi aara pleaseee.

Haan sahi padha aapne, maine farts hi likha hai. Jaise Bachpan mein school mein sikhate the na God is omnipresent. Waise hi farts bhi omnipresent hain. Sab jagah hote hain. Ek baar mujhe kaam tha ek teacher se toh main unki class mein gayi. Jaise hi maine unki class mein enter kiya. Mujhe bohot hi gandi smell aayi. Kisi bachche ne fart kiya tha. It smelled putrid, it actually smelled like a dead animal.
Main ek baar dusre ek teacher ke class mein gayi thi toh woh apne dupatta muh pe rakh ke khade the aur bol rahe the ki subah toilet jake aana chahiye school mein.
Mere tuition mein bhi ek ladke ka digestion itna kharab tha ki kya kahoon. Woh baitha baitha itna ganda fart karta tha. Upar se dusre ladke bhi usko dekhle khud bhi fart karne lage. Phir do teen ladke aise the ki woh shamelessly zor zor se fart karne lage aur phir hanste the. Mujhe us ladke ki mummy ko batana pada ki woh bohot fart karta hai. Toh uski mummy ne kaha ki uski dawai li hai.
Mere khud ke class mein pichle saal sirf ek baar aisa hua tha ki kisine bohot hi smelly fart kiya tha. Mujhe already pata tha ki woh kaun ho sakta hai. Ek hi ladki aisi thi jo underweight thi aur theek se khana nahi khati thi, uski mummy ne mujhe kaha tha ki aap isko bolna khaye. Maine us ladki ko puchha aur usne accept kiya ki usne hi fart kiya hai.
Mere Nani jab mere Ghar rehne aaye the na. Toh jab mujhe fart karna hota toh main unse dur chali jati thi. Maine nani se kaha I respect you so, I am standing away from you while I fart. My Nani said it's okay, you don't have to. She said that sometimes nanaji used to fart and cover her face with the blanket.
Mere papa ek baar bata rahe the ki unke ek neighborhood mein ek family rehti thi. Unki beti chhoti thi toh woh bolti thi humare Ghar mein koi fart nahi karta hai.
I don't know why par mujhe farts Hindi mein bolna achha nahi lagta. Family ke samne bol leti hoon. Lekin bahar ke logon ke samne farts hi bolti hoon.
Apne kabhi yeh omnipresent farts experience kare hain, aisi jagah mein jahan aap kuch bol nahi sakte out of respect?

So i opted for PCB in 11th and coincidentally my ex friend which was my "Bestest" friend for 9 years is in my same class (why god😭) and i was upset thinking about it anyway
But today i tried talking to her, as i felt pity on her because she suffered a lot in past 3-4 years......she is enrolled in akash and was solving (not) the module and i was sitting ahead of her.......so she was talking a lot (not at all exaggerating) to her friend whom she was sitting with.....so i turned to her and asked what she was solving and i asked what book should i purchase for bio prep and she recommended me something, i don't remember properly and tried to talk to her a bit (i already don't socialise at all, i have 0 friends in my sec) but our teacher came into class and i turned front and heard her saying "padhne de baar baar disturb kar rhi h" 🙁 although i felt bad but handled it with a smile and laughed it away...
After that our teacher asked her to smile a little bit as she doesn't smile a bit....and asked her to study with a smile on the face and not with sad face as it can help in studying better ....so as a joke i said "ma'am jo bache haste h vo ?" So from behind she replied "jo haste rehte h vo to pagal hote h na"
I was destroyed from inside, but our teacher handled it by saying that "hasna aur pagalpan mein difference hota h"
Never ever gonna talk to anybody in my sec again :(
Edit - OP ek ladki hain aur OP ki ex friend bhi ek ladki h 💀🙏🏻

so, mera bhai BHU se hi ug and pg kiya hai. and papa chahte the ki drop ya jo krna hai karo, but pehle iss saal BHU nikal lo. and mai mahan, pehle sirf neet mein hi lagi rahi, and neet deke aayi to jo slump aaya ki ab cuet mein bhi hag diya. ek to normalisation na hone ki vajah se aise hi cutoff high jaane wala tha, upar se mai pata nhi kya nasha krke exam likh di hu. ek do NTA bkl itna kam time diya hai omr ke liye, jo ques sahi bhi ho jaate vo bhi hadbadi ki vajah se galat krke aa gayi. ab ye log bol rahe ki sheher mein hi ek state uni mein admission le lo. but the thing is, vo uni ka environment itna zyada kharab hai, like for eg, mere bhai ke saamne uske saath ke ladke ek aunty ka purse chhen liye scooty se. baad mein jaake dekhe to uss purse mein sirf 20rs, ek dabbe wala phone and ek bachche ki doodh ki bottle thi. to bhaiya ro ke dilwaya unhe vapas unka saman. aise environment mein bilkul jaane ka mann nhi but bc kuch nikal hi nhi raha. socha tha partial drop leke neet karungi ab seedha 7th floor drop lungi ig🤡