I just sold a knife on the steam market for $250 and while looking for cases to buy and open i realized that some of them are steadily increasing in price. The one that caught my eye is the Gamma case wich from the start of 2024 went up from 12cents to $2.75 still increasing by 25 cents the last month. What are your opinions on such investment considering i'll buy probably 90 or 100 of them?
(PS: I know i can't turn Steam money into real money so in the future i'll probably buy a knife and gloves to keep or maybe to sell for actual money on Csfloat or similar sites)

In today’s world, it’s becoming clear that focusing on ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) solutions is key for businesses to succeed in the long run. When companies consider ESG factors in their decisions, it often leads to better financial results. Studies show that doing so can boost equity returns by a significant 63%.
What's even more interesting is that younger investors are supporting this idea. They're willing to put their money where their values are, even if it means sacrificing some of their wealth. This really shows a strong belief in supporting issues like sustainability and social responsibility.
Looking at the bigger picture, the need for ESG action is urgent. Take carbon emissions, for example. They're a major contributor to climate change, which affects everything from nature to people's health to the economy. So, it's not just about doing what's right—it's about ensuring businesses can thrive in a world facing these pressing environmental challenges.
In particular, the growth in ESG awareness is positively impacting certain sectors, such as the Solutions segment within the Environmental Technology sector. This segment includes critical services like environmental consulting and field services, which are essential for industries such as Energy, Utilities, and Mining. As businesses increasingly prioritize sustainability, the demand for these environmental solutions is on the rise.
One Company to look at is Vertex Resource Group ($VTX), a top North American provider of integrated environmental solutions. What sets $VTX apart is its commitment to ESG principles which are woven into its business model. By aligning with ESG values, Vertex ensures its customers receive comprehensive solutions that not only meet their business needs but also contribute to sustainability goals.
$VTX stands out as an ESG problem-solving leader, recognizing the crucial role of sustainable supply chain growth in shaping a brighter future. We can see this in their dual-phase ESG approach firstly, reducing operational intensity, and secondly, expanding supply chain solutions. Overall, Vertex’s approach promotes self-improvement while fostering sustainable practices throughout the supply chain, reflecting their dedication to driving meaningful change and sustainability across industries.
Looking forward, $VTX has stated they have many ESG goals and commitments planned for this year. One I’d like to highlight is that Vertex is planning to achieve 10% annual supply chain service revenue growth, offering enhanced ESG solutions to clients. This is significant because it demonstrates Vertex's proactive stance in advancing ESG initiatives within their business operations. I’ll link $VTX’s Investor Page here for anyone looking to learn more.
Disclaimer: This is not financial advice please do your own research before investing.

Hi Reddit
I’ve written this to help new trainers grow their business.
I see more fluff than ever in the industry, trainers who want can’t grow and business due to a low level of service yet blame the “quality of the clientele”
Remember, we are in a service industry and when running any service-based business, consistently overdelivering on what's promised is vital for growth.
Below is the exact process I take clients through in their first week of training.
You'll notice 11 pieces of contact within the first 7 days, this is more value in 7 days than most trainers deliver in a year.
7 days before the first session:

1. Online questionnaire is sent via email or Notion.
   
2. Price list sent via iMessage.
   
3. Food logging software sent via email.
   
4. Initial body composition metrics are taken.
   
5. Cancellation policy is sent via iMessage.
   

2 days before the first session:

1. Client is asked to share Apple Health data.

1 hour before the first session:

1. Client file sent via Apple shared note or Notion.

(Past this point, any changes I make to that file will automatically be edited on the client's phone.)
24 hours post first session:

1. Check-in sent via iMessage.

(For some clients, this will be the first time experiencing DOMS, so reassurance that it's normal will go a long way.)

1. Interactive program gets sent via Excel / Google Sheets / Numbers / PDF.

30 minutes before the weekend meal out:

1. Restaurant menu with all the macronutrients edited on and the best choice highlighted gets sent over via iMessage.
   
2. Alcohol guide sent via Apple shared note.
   

(Sending this over 30 minutes before their meal will dramatically increase compliance.)
I hope you steal all of this and use it on your clientele, why? Because the world needs great personal trainers.
Speak soon
William The PT Wizard.

Hi everyone,
I've received the pre-approval letter from my broker which states the maximum purchase price with conditions (estimated property tax and condo fees) I qualify for.
When I met with the broker he ran me through what to expect for rates for a 5yr fixed/30yr amortized mortgage - roughly 5.1 - 5.3.
At what point in the process do I receive more information regarding my rate options? Ie. 5yr vs 3, different lenders, etc?
I thought that would be included in the pre approval letter, but is it too premature given I don't even have an offer in with a property? Is that process only done during the financing conditions stage?
Thanks

I work for a small company, and including my boss, there are 5 of us. We can technically set the price for the products and services we offer, and I feel that my boss is undercharging for what we do, and I know he still profits quite a bit. (short context he still pretty much charges what he did 5+ years ago)
My question is, how can I show data of a % we could increase to our customers (government and state agencies buy from us) to justify an increase of >$5/hr raise? We already beat any competitors with our bids, and I think we could increase prices and still get work.
I love my work, but at what I make and with inflation, I am struggling. Last year we only got a $1/hr raise, and nothing yet this year...

In one of my posts, u/Chairkatmiao noted that serial killings and car dependency have a casuation.
And I agree.
The rise in serial killings grew alongside that of car ownership and a massive roll out of interstates.
Think about this: suddenly it's possible to snatch someone off the road, murder them somewhere far away and then bury the corpse, all within just a few hours.
Combine it with the lead in the gasoline and increase in stress on all levels (overworking, junk food, drug addiction) and boom, now you have a recipe for disaster. For many the car was a central part of their MO.
And as I said before, serial killing is far less common in Amsterdam for example, in part because of walkable design. Attempting to do the MO you'd do in a car-centric area will fail fucking miserably.
Cars are death machines in every aspect.

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Hey everyone, some exciting developments in the crypto world to discuss. Floki Inu (FLOKI), a memecoin that operates on both the Ethereum and Binance Smart Chain (BSC) as it is compliant with ERC-20 and BEP-20 standards, has just been added to Revolut Business's list of tradable assets. This inclusion is not just a regular listing; it represents a significant stride towards enhancing FLOKI's global recognition and adoption, especially among businesses across Europe.
Revolut Business, a major player in the FinTech space, boasts an impressive user base exceeding 40 million people across more than 150 countries. By integrating FLOKI, Revolut is significantly broadening the coin's accessibility, potentially increasing its utility and acceptance as a legitimate asset among a diverse range of businesses. The market has already responded positively—since the listing, FLOKI's value has surged by 13%, with its price reaching $0.0002229. Additionally, its trading volume spiked over 69% in the last 24 hours, boosting its status to the 49th largest cryptocurrency and the fifth-largest memecoin by market cap.
The origin of FLOKI can be traced back to a tweet from Elon Musk announcing his Shiba Inu puppy would be named Floki, which sparked the creation of this new memecoin. With its continued expansion on reputable trading platforms like Revolut Business, FLOKI is solidifying its position as a key player to watch in the cryptocurrency market.
In other news, PEPE, another memecoin, has also recently experienced a significant value surge, hitting an all-time high on May 14. It's clear that the memecoin market is transitioning from mere internet hype to a sector with genuine growth and investment prospects.
What do you all think about the impact of such listings on the future of memecoins like FLOKI? Do you see them evolving into more serious financial instruments, or is the current surge just a result of new listings and high-profile mentions? Let's discuss!

What do you think of leadership coaching? Is it valuable for managers? If so, what has your team gotten out of it?
I'd love to hear concrete examples of how leadership coaching has worked for your company, tangible ways it helped your business. So often, I hear it "improved communication" or something like that, which is great, but isn't as tangible as something like "It helped increase our team productivity by X%"

General FHA loan requirements include:

• The loan must be for a property used for your primary residence.
• The property must be appraised by an FHA-approved appraiser.
• The property must be safe, sound and secure, in compliance with minimum property standards as defined by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD.
• You must have a valid Social Security number and be a legal resident of the U.S.
• You must have a minimum credit score of 580 with a down payment of at least 3.5 percent, or a minimum credit score of 500 with a down payment of at least 10 percent.
• You may not have delinquent federal debt or judgments, or debt associated with past FHA loans.
• You must have steady employment history.
• You must make a down payment of at least 3.5 percent of the purchase price. If the down payment was gifted by a family member, documentation is required.
• You must have a DTI ratio that does not exceed limits.
• Any judgments or collections on the credit report must be resolved or satisfactorily explained.
• Any required waiting period has passed, as follows:

EventWaiting periodWaiting period with extenuating circumstances (nonrecurring events beyond your control that result in sudden, significant, prolonged reduction in income or a catastrophic increase in financial obligations) Chapter 7 or 11 bankruptcyFour yearsTwo years Chapter 13 bankruptcyTwo years from discharge, orfour years from dismissalTwo years Multiple bankruptciesFive years if more than one filing in last seven years. Most recent bankruptcy must have been caused by extenuating circumstances.Three years from most recent discharge or dismissal ForeclosureSeven yearsThree years, with additional requirements after three years up to seven years:90 percent maximum loan-to-value purchase, principal residence, limited cash-out refinance Deed-in-lieu of foreclosure, preforeclosure sale (short-sale), or charge-off of mortgage accountFour yearsTwo years

General FHA loan requirements include:

• The loan must be for a property used for your primary residence.
• The property must be appraised by an FHA-approved appraiser.
• The property must be safe, sound and secure, in compliance with minimum property standards as defined by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD.
• You must have a valid Social Security number and be a legal resident of the U.S.
• You must have a minimum credit score of 580 with a down payment of at least 3.5 percent, or a minimum credit score of 500 with a down payment of at least 10 percent.
• You may not have delinquent federal debt or judgments, or debt associated with past FHA loans.
• You must have steady employment history.
• You must make a down payment of at least 3.5 percent of the purchase price. If the down payment was gifted by a family member, documentation is required.
• You must have a DTI ratio that does not exceed limits.
• Any judgments or collections on the credit report must be resolved or satisfactorily explained.
• Any required waiting period has passed, as follows:

EventWaiting periodWaiting period with extenuating circumstances (nonrecurring events beyond your control that result in sudden, significant, prolonged reduction in income or a catastrophic increase in financial obligations) Chapter 7 or 11 bankruptcyFour yearsTwo years Chapter 13 bankruptcyTwo years from discharge, orfour years from dismissalTwo years Multiple bankruptciesFive years if more than one filing in last seven years. Most recent bankruptcy must have been caused by extenuating circumstances.Three years from most recent discharge or dismissal ForeclosureSeven yearsThree years, with additional requirements after three years up to seven years:90 percent maximum loan-to-value purchase, principal residence, limited cash-out refinance Deed-in-lieu of foreclosure, preforeclosure sale (short-sale), or charge-off of mortgage accountFour yearsTwo years

Debt-to-Income Ratio Limits

Two DTI ratio figures are calculated when considering an FHA mortgage. The front-end DTI ratio is your total monthly housing expense, which includes the mortgage principal and interest, mortgage insurance, homeowners insurance, property taxes and applicable homeowners association fees, divided by your total monthly income. The back-end DTI ratio is your total monthly debt obligation, including housing, minimum credit card payments, auto loans, student loans and any other required monthly debt payment, divided by your total monthly income.Standard FHA front- and back-end DTI limits are 31 percent and 43 percent, respectively. If you earn $3,500 per month, your front-end DTI cannot exceed $1,085 and the sum of all your monthly debt obligations cannot exceed $1,505. f Applications for borrowers with lower salaries and higher DTIs are manually underwritten. Manual underwriting means that your lender assigns a person to review your loan application and documents, versus running your information through an automated underwriting system. Manually underwritten FHA loans allow for front- and back-end DTI ratios of up to 40 percent and 50 percent, respectively. To qualify for these higher DTI limits, you will need to meet other requirements.

General FHA loan requirements include:

• The loan must be for a property used for your primary residence.
• The property must be appraised by an FHA-approved appraiser.
• The property must be safe, sound and secure, in compliance with minimum property standards as defined by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD.
• You must have a valid Social Security number and be a legal resident of the U.S.
• You must have a minimum credit score of 580 with a down payment of at least 3.5 percent, or a minimum credit score of 500 with a down payment of at least 10 percent.
• You may not have delinquent federal debt or judgments, or debt associated with past FHA loans.
• You must have steady employment history.
• You must make a down payment of at least 3.5 percent of the purchase price. If the down payment was gifted by a family member, documentation is required.
• You must have a DTI ratio that does not exceed limits.
• Any judgments or collections on the credit report must be resolved or satisfactorily explained.
• Any required waiting period has passed, as follows:

EventWaiting periodWaiting period with extenuating circumstances (nonrecurring events beyond your control that result in sudden, significant, prolonged reduction in income or a catastrophic increase in financial obligations) Chapter 7 or 11 bankruptcyFour yearsTwo years Chapter 13 bankruptcyTwo years from discharge, orfour years from dismissalTwo years Multiple bankruptciesFive years if more than one filing in last seven years. Most recent bankruptcy must have been caused by extenuating circumstances.Three years from most recent discharge or dismissal ForeclosureSeven yearsThree years, with additional requirements after three years up to seven years:90 percent maximum loan-to-value purchase, principal residence, limited cash-out refinance Deed-in-lieu of foreclosure, preforeclosure sale (short-sale), or charge-off of mortgage accountFour yearsTwo years

Hey everyone, some interesting news in the crypto world that I think deserves a deeper dive. Revolut Business, a major player in the FinTech space, has just expanded its portfolio of tradable assets by including Floki Inu (FLOKI). This move is not just another listing; it marks a significant step towards boosting the global recognition and adoption of the FLOKI memecoin, especially among European businesses.
Here's why this is a big deal: Revolut has a massive user base of over 40 million people across more than 150 countries. By making FLOKI available to this extensive network, the potential for increased buying activity and broader acceptance of FLOKI as a legitimate asset among businesses is huge. And it seems like the market is reacting positively already—since the listing, FLOKI's value has soared by 13%, with its price hitting $0.0002229. Additionally, trading volume for FLOKI jumped over 69% in the last 24 hours, pushing its market cap high enough to make it the 49th largest cryptocurrency and the fifth-largest memecoin.
It’s fascinating to see how a tweet from Elon Musk about naming his Shiba Inu puppy 'Floki' spiraled into the creation of a new memecoin that’s now climbing the crypto charts. The strategic inclusion of FLOKI in Revolut Business could really catalyze its journey from a fun, community-driven token to a more widely accepted digital asset.
Besides FLOKI, the memecoin PEPE has also been making waves, hitting a new all-time high just today. It looks like the memecoin market isn't just about hype; it's evolving into a sector with serious growth and investment potential.
What do you all think about the impact of such listings on the future of memecoins like FLOKI? Is this a sign that these tokens are maturing into more than just internet jokes and becoming real contenders in the financial markets? Or is the surge in their values just a temporary reaction to new listings and celebrity tweets? Let's discuss!

So we have an idea for what we think could be a really cool new event! And we’d love to know if you guys would like to see us do this 😁

Avatar Auction House!

So here’s the idea:
People would message us throughout the week with their avatars and NFTs they want to auction, We would make up the listings and once a week host the auction with all the listings! Here’s the catch, listings can’t exceed RRP, if someone bids the RRP price then they win the piece and that auction ends!
We want this to be fun and compassionate the idea isn’t profit and this wouldn’t be a place you’d sell your grails but this could be a fun way for people to clear out some avatars and NFTs they don’t really want anymore but also an opportunity for people to get some pieces at a deal!
Example of a listing,
Photo of the piece
Name:
RRP:
Starting price:

For context this is the response from Francis Drouin, Member of Parliament for Glengarry, Prescott and Russell.
Hi [name],
Thank you for reaching out in regards to this.
A per week minimum of 3 days still offers the flexibility of a hybrid work model by allowing most public servants to work from home for up to 2 days. To make sure this change can be done as smoothly as possible, there will also be a four-month lead time.
Public Services and Procurement Canada has confirmed that workplaces can accommodate this transition. With increased presence to 4 days for executives, it is expected that executives use the time spent in office efficiently and create a workplace environment that best meets the needs of their teams and supports high productivity.
We have and will also continue to prioritize our ongoing relationships with unions. Our government has met on several occasions with union leaders from across the public service to discuss issues of concern.
Additionally, the Direction on prescribed presence in the workplace and the Directive on telework are distinct from each other and neither is part of the collective agreements. The Treasury Board of Canada(TBS) continues to work with several bargaining agents to respect the commitments made in the letters of agreement signed in 2023, outside of collective agreements, to establish joint consultation committees to review the Directive on telework to ensure it reflects an evolving operational context. Together, TBS and the relevant bargaining agents have agreed to work towards concluding consultations one year from the initial meeting, which is on track for fall/winter 2024-2025.
I understand this can be a big change for many but rest assured that we remain focused on delivering high quality services to Canadians while accommodating the public service as best we can.
Thanks again for sharing your thoughts and concerns with me.
——
I notice he mentions 4 month lead time - some of us didn’t get that. My team was told 3 days a week the week after it was announced.

There's a lot of misinformation circulating in this sub about the Market and Hedge Loan balance reports from the OCC. These reported amounts are in dollars, not shares.
Check out the OCC Rules here: OCC Rules
Specifically, RULE 2204 – Mark-To-Market Payments page 169:

(a) In order to adjust the amount of the Collateral securing a Stock Loan for changes in the market value of the Eligible Stock that is the subject of the Stock Loan, Borrowing and Lending Clearing Members shall be required to make mark-to-market payments to the Corporation, and the Corporation shall be required to make mark-to-market payments to such Clearing Members, on each business day with respect to each Stock Loan until such Loan has been repaid by the Borrowing Clearing Member in accordance with the Rules. The amount of any mark-to-market payment to be made on any business day shall represent the increase or decrease, as applicable, in the value of the stock loan position and stock borrow position relating to such Stock Loan. The increase or decrease in value of a stock borrow position shall be deemed to be equal to: (i) in the case of a stock borrow position that was established on the preceding business day, the result of subtracting the marking price on such day from the settlement price; and (ii) in the case of any other stock borrow position, the result of subtracting the marking price on the preceding business day from the marking price on the second preceding business day. The increase or decrease in value of a stock loan position shall be deemed to be equal to: (1) in the case of a stock loan position that was established on the preceding business day, the result of subtracting the settlement price from the marking price on such day; and (2) in the case of any other stock loan position, the result of subtracting the marking price on the second preceding business day from the marking price on the preceding business day. No mark-to-market payment shall be required in respect of any stock loan or stock borrow position on and after the business day following the day on which such position was extinguished.

The emphasized section above shows that mark-to-market payments, which are tied to daily reporting, are based on the value (dollar amounts) rather than the number of shares.

I've been mailing out cards with wax seals and I've been getting confusing feedback from the postal workers at my local hub.
I've mailed out one or two via drop box before and didn't have any issues paying for the price based on weight (I use forever stamps). However, when I took a new batch of mothers day cards to the hub for some of my penpals, the worker had me pay 20ish cents more per card without explanation. All I know is that she tried shoving it through a small slit in a plastic template to see if it would fit and it kept jamming at the part the wax seal was on. This effectively ruined the aesthetic of the whole envelope because the additional postage sticker was placed over the top edge of each one.
I sent out a second batch with an extra stamp each and dropped it off at my nearest drop box. That letter had no issue getting to the recipient.
Should I stop taking them to the post office and just drop them off at the drop box with normal stamps? Should I just add +1 stamp to each envelope and assume it will be fine? Is it really better to put an additional envelope with normal postage on the outside of the pretty envelope (with wax seal)? Thanks in advance for all your help!

Hey everyone, some interesting news in the crypto world that I think deserves a deeper dive. Revolut Business, a major player in the FinTech space, has just expanded its portfolio of tradable assets by including Floki Inu (FLOKI). This move is not just another listing; it marks a significant step towards boosting the global recognition and adoption of the FLOKI memecoin, especially among European businesses.
Here's why this is a big deal: Revolut has a massive user base of over 40 million people across more than 150 countries. By making FLOKI available to this extensive network, the potential for increased buying activity and broader acceptance of FLOKI as a legitimate asset among businesses is huge. And it seems like the market is reacting positively already—since the listing, FLOKI's value has soared by 13%, with its price hitting $0.0002229. Additionally, trading volume for FLOKI jumped over 69% in the last 24 hours, pushing its market cap high enough to make it the 49th largest cryptocurrency and the fifth-largest memecoin.
It’s fascinating to see how a tweet from Elon Musk about naming his Shiba Inu puppy 'Floki' spiraled into the creation of a new memecoin that’s now climbing the crypto charts. The strategic inclusion of FLOKI in Revolut Business could really catalyze its journey from a fun, community-driven token to a more widely accepted digital asset.
Besides FLOKI, the memecoin PEPE has also been making waves, hitting a new all-time high just today. It looks like the memecoin market isn't just about hype; it's evolving into a sector with serious growth and investment potential.
What do you all think about the impact of such listings on the future of memecoins like FLOKI? Is this a sign that these tokens are maturing into more than just internet jokes and becoming real contenders in the financial markets? Or is the surge in their values just a temporary reaction to new listings and celebrity tweets? Let's discuss!

=BACKGROUND=

Gwýsene ⟪ثِتونج ځوېٓسِنہ⟫ ⟨th'Tundj Gwýsene⟩ /θɛˈtund͡ʒ ˈʝyːzɛnɛ/ (or "the least Germanic Germanic language") is a Germanic language descendant from Old English spoken in Nabataea (modern-day Jordan, Sinai, and northwestern Saudi Arabia). It takes place in a timeline where the Anglo-Saxons get kicked out of Britain by the Celts, therefore they sail all the way to Nabataea (I pride myself on my realism here) and settle there. Most of them eventually convert to Islam, and, as a consequence, Arabic becomes elevated to the language of academia, nobility, and poetry.
"English" as we know it still survives in-timeline as Englisc — basically Middle English with some modifications — spoken as a minority language in southeastern Britain (or Pritani as the Celts call it in-world).
==ETYMOLOGY OF GWÝSENE==
⟨Gwýsene⟩ ⟪ځوېٓسِنہ⟫ is derived from ځوېٓسِن (Gwýsen) + ـہ- (-e, adjectival suffix), the former from Middle Gwýsene جِٔويسّمَن (ɣewissman), a fossilization of جِٔويسّ (ɣewiss, "Geuisse") + مُن (mon, "man"), from Old Gwýsene יוש מן (yws mn, yewisse monn), from Old English Ġewisse monn.
⟨Tundj⟩ ⟪تونج⟫ is loaned from an Arabized pronunciation of Old Gwýsene תנג (tng, tunge) (from which descends the doublet ⟨Togg⟩ ⟪تُځّ⟫ /toɣ(ː)/, "tongue")
The Englisc exonym is ⟨Eizmenasisc⟩ /ɛjzmɛˈnaːsɪʃ/, From Brithonech (in-world Conlang) Euuzmenasech /ˈøʏzmə̃næsɛx/, from Middle French Yœssmanes /ˈjœssmanɛs/ (hence modern in-world French Yœssmanes /jœsman/ and Aquitanian (in-world) ⟨Yissmanes⟩ /ˈiːsmans/), from Middle (High) German \jewissmaneisch (hence modern in-world German *Jewissmännisch** /jəˌvɪsˈmɛnɪʃ/, Saxon Jewissmannisch /jɛˌvɪsˈma.nɪʃ/, and Hollandish Iweesmanis /iˈʋeːsmanɪs/), Ultimately from Middle Gwýsene جِٔويسّمَن (ɣewissman). Doublet of Englisc ⟨iwis mon⟩ /ɪˈwɪs mɔn/ + ⟨-isc⟩ /-ɪʃ/

=PHONOLOGY=

Consonants	Labial	Dental	Alveolar	Post-Alveolar	Palatal	Velar
Nasal	/m/		/n/
Plosive/Affricate	/p/ /b/		/t/ /d/	/t͡ʃ/ /d͡ʒ/¹		/k/ (/g/)²
Fricative	/f/ /v/	/θ/ /ð/	/s/ /z/	/ʃ/ /ʒ/¹	(/ç/)³ (/ʝ/)³	/x/ /ɣ/
Tap/Trill			/ɾ/ /r/
Approximant	/w/		/ɹ/ (/l/)⁴		/j/	/ɫ/

Vowels	Front	Central	Back
Close	/i/ /iː/ /y/ /yː/		/u/¹ /uː/¹
Near-Close	(/ɪ/)⁵ (/ʏ/)⁵
Mid	/e/ /eː/ /ø/ /øː/		/o/ /oː/
Open-Mid	(/ɛ/)⁵	(/ɐ/)⁵	(/ɔ/)⁵
Open	/æ/ /æː/		/ɑ/ /ɑː/

1. Nonnative phonemes
2. allophone of /k/ inter-vocalically
3. allophones of /x/ /ɣ/ near front vowels
4. allophone of /ɫ/ when not near any back vowels and/or velar consonants.
5. allophones in unstressed syllables

These are the phonemes of Standard Gwýsene, and, expectedly, they differ from dialect to dialect.
==EVOLUTION FROM OLD ENGLISH==
The Phonological evolution from Old English to Old Gwýsene are as follows:

• /g/ /j/ => /ɣ~ʝ/
• /h/ => /x/
• /f/ /θ/ /s/ => /v/ /ð/ /z/ word-internally
• /l/ => /ɫ/
• /x/ /ɣ/ => /ç/ /ʝ/ near /i/ /e/ /ø/
• /eo/ /eːo̯/ => /iɔ̯/ /iːɔ̯/
• /æɑ/ /æːɑ̯/ => /iɐ̯/ /iːɐ̯/
• /iy/ /y/ => /ø/
• /iːy̯/ => /øː/

From Old Gwýsene to Middle Gwýsene:

• /ŋk/ /ŋg/ => /kː/ /ɣː/
• /w̥/ /r̥/ /l̥/ /n̥/ => /fː/ /sː/ /ʃː/ /nː/
• /-çt/ /-xt/ => /-ç/ /-x/
• /r/ => /ɹ~ɻ/ post-vocalically
• /iɔ̯/ /iːɔ̯/ => /iɐ̯/ /iːɐ̯/
• /i/ /y/ /u/ => /ɪ/ /œ/ /ʊ/ when unstressed
• /e/ /ø/ /o/ => /ɛ/ /ɛ/ /ɔ/ when unstressed
• /æ/ /ɑ/ => /ɐ/ /ɐ/ when unstressed

From Middle Gwýsene to Modern Gwýsene:

• /p/ /t/ /k/ /b/ /d/ => /b/ /d/ /g/ /v/ /z/ word-internally
• /p/ /t/ /k/ /b/ /d/ => /f/ /s/ /x/ /v/ /z/ word-finally
• /wi/ => /wy/ => /yː/
• /ɪ/ /œ/ /ʊ/ => /ɛ/ /ʏ/ /ɔ/
• /ɔ/ => /ɐ/
• /i(ː)/ /u(ː)/ => /y(ː)/ /o(ː)/
• /o(ː)/ /æ(ː)/ /ɑ(ː)/ => /ɑ(ː)/ /e(ː)/ /æ(ː)/
• (/æː/ /uː/ => /i/ /ɑ/ in open syllables)
• /eː/ => /i/
• /iɐ̯/ /iːɐ̯/ => /eː/ /iː/

==DIALECT GROUPS==
Gwýsene has 4 main dialect groupings:
1- Southern Dialects
Spoken around in-world Áglästrélz /ˈɑːɣɫɐˌstɾeːɫz/ [ˈɑːʁɫ(ə)ˌsd̥ɾeːɫz]. Speakers of these dialects tend to pronounce:

• /Vm/ /Vn/ /Vɫ/ as syllabic [N̩] [ɫ̩]
• /ɹ~ɻ/ as [ɰ] in non-rhotic accents
• /w/ as [ɥ] near front vowels
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [pʰ] [tʰ] [kʰ]
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [b̥] [d̥] [g̊] word-internally
• /ɛ/ /ɐ/ as [ə]

Regarded as the oldest dialect by Gwýsens as it encompasses the original "homeland" (if we don't count the Anglo-Saxons that is). They're also considered the most "posh", and the standard accent is loosely based on the southern dialects.
2- Central Dialects
Spoken around in-world Keü-Nüvátra /keʏ ˌnʏˈvɑːtɾɐ/ [kɛɨ ˌnɨˈvɒːtɾɐ]. Speakers of these dialects tend to pronounce:

• /ç/ /ʝ/ as [h] [j]
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [pʰ] [tʰ] [kʰ]
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [p˭] [t˭] [k˭] word-internally
• /Vɹ/ /Vːɹ/ as [Vʴ] [Vʴːɹ]
• /ʏ/ /y/ /yː/ as [ɨ] [ʉ] [ʉː]
• /u/ as [ɯ] (though not that common)
• stressed /e/ /ø/ /o/ as [ɛ] [œ] [ɔ]
• /ɑ/ /ɑː/ as [ɒ] [ɒː]
• /æ/ /æː/ as [ä] [äː]

Central Dialects are considered posh by northerners and westerners, but not by southerners.
3- Western Dialects
Spoken in in-world Ettúr /ɛtˈtuːɻ/ [ətˈtuːɽ]. Speakers of these dialects tend to pronounce:

• /ç/ /ʝ/ as [x] [ɣ]
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [p˭] [t˭] [k˭]
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [b] [d] [g] word-internally
• /b/ /d/ as [β̞] [ð̞] word-internally, instead of /v/ /z/
• /ɹ~ɻ/ as [ɾ~ɽ]
• stressed /e/ /ø/ /o/ as [ɛ] [œ] [ɔ]
• unstressed /e/ /ø/ /o/ as [ə] [œ] [ə]
• /eː/ /øː/ /oː/ as [ɛː] [œː] [ɔː]

4- Northern Dialects
Spoken in in-world Ämma̋n /ɐmˈmæːn/ [(ʕ)ɐmˈmæːn]. Speakers of these dialects tend to pronounce:

• /ç/ /ʝ/ as [h] [j]
• /ɫ/ as [l]
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [p˭] [t˭] [k˭]
• /p/ /t/ /k/ as [b] [d] [g] word-internally
• /b/ /d/ as [b] [d] word-internally, instead of /v/ /z/
• /ɹ~ɻ/ as [ɾ~ɽ]
• /Vɹ/ as [Vː], or [Vɾ] in rhotic accents
• /Vːɹ/ as [Vːː] or [Vː], or [Vːɾ] in rhotic accents
• /ʏ/ /y/ /yː/ as [ɨ] [ɨ] [ɨː]
• /ø/ /øː/ as [ə] [əː] or [ɵ] [ɵː]
• /ɑ/ /ɑː/ as [ä] [äː]

==LEXICAL DOUBLETS==
The differing analyses of the Old English sequences /xe͜o xæ͜ɑ/ & /je͜o jæ͜ɑ/ when the change from /e͜o æ͜ɑ/ to /iɔ̯ iɐ̯/ was taking place led to:

• In the south, /i/ was elided into the palatal /ç/ /ʝ/, yielding Modern Southern [χɑ xæ] [ʁɑ ɣæ]
• In the (at the time) North, /i/ was fully pronounced, yielding Modern Central [heː] [jeː]

For example, Old English heofon & geofon evolved into:

• [ˈχɑvɱ̩] & [ˈʁɑvɱ̩] in Southern dialects. Used natively in the south and the west and were adopted as the standard forms /ˈxɑvɐn/ & /ˈɣɑvɐn/
• [ˈheːvɐn] & [ˈjeːvɐn] in the Central dialects. Used natively in the center and north and considered nonstandard.

=ORTHOGRAPHY=

Gýsene uses the Arabic script natively alongside a romanization
==SCRIPT BACKGROUND==
Since Gýsen use of the Nabataean & then Arabic script preceded the Persians by centuries, the Gýsen Arabic script differs quite a bit from the Indo-Persian system:

1. Rasm: Gýsens writing in Nabataean (& carrying over to Arabic) tended to follow Aramaic & Hebrew convention for representing consonants, while the Persian convention was derived from the most similar sounding preexisting Arabic consonants, leading to drastic differences in pointing convention (i‘jām). As Islam spread, the 2 conventions spread in their respective halves of the Muslim World: The Indo-Persian-Derived Eastern convention, and the Gýsen-Derived Western convention:

(Loose) Consonant ↓	Western ↓	Eastern ↓
//v//	⟪پ⟫	⟪و⟫ ǀ ⟪ڤ⟫
//tʃ//	⟪ڝ⟫	⟪چ⟫
//p//	⟪ڢ⟫	⟪پ⟫
//f//	⟪ڧ⟫	⟪ف⟫

1. Vowel Notation: The western convention has a definitive way of expressing vowels when diacritics are fully written, while in the eastern convention diacritics often serve dual-duty due to limitations of Arabic short vowel diacritics.

==Script keys==

Romanization ↓	Arabic ↓	Standard Phoneme ↓
ä ǀ a	◌َ	/æ/ (stressed) ǀ /ɐ/ (unstressed)
e	◌ِ	/e/ (stressed) ǀ /ɛ/ (unstressed)
o	◌ُ	/o/ (stressed) ǀ /ɔ/ (unstressed)
a̋ ǀ ◌́	◌ٓ	/æː/ (standalone) ǀ /◌ː/ (coupled with other vowels)
a	ا	/ɑ/ (stressed) ǀ /ɐ/ (unstressed)
b	ب	/b/ ǀ /v/ (intervocalically)
g	ځ	/ɣ/ ǀ /ʝ/
d	د	/d/ ǀ /z/ (intervocalically)
h	ھ	/ç/
w ǀ u	و	/w/ (glide) ǀ /u/ (vocalic)
z	ز	/z/
ch	خ	/x/
t	¹ط	/t/
y ǀ i	ي	/j/ (glide) ǀ /i/ (vocalic)
k	ک	/k/ ǀ /g/ (intervocalically)
l	ل	/ɫ/
m	م	/m/
n	ن	/n/
tj	ڝ	/t͡ʃ/
-	¹ع	/Ø/ ǀ /◌ː/ (post-vocalically)
p	ڢ	/p/ ǀ /b/ (intervocalically)
s	¹ص	/s/
k	¹ق	/k/
r	ر	/ɾ/ ǀ /r/ (geminated) ǀ /ɹ/ (post-vocalically)
s	س	/s/ ǀ /z/ (intervocalically)
t	ت	/t/ ǀ /d/ (intervocalically)
y	ې	/y/ (stressed) ǀ /ʏ/ (unstressed)
f	ڧ	/f/ ǀ /v/ (intervocalically)
ö	ۊ	/ø/ (stressed) ǀ /œ/ (unstressed)
-	ء ǀ ئـ	initial vowel holder
v	پ	/v/
th	ث	/θ/ ǀ /ð/ (intervocalically)
tj	¹چ	/t͡ʃ/
dj	¹ج	/d͡ʒ/
dh	ذ	/ð/
j	¹ژ	/ʒ/
sj	ش	/ʃ/
dh	¹ض	/ð/
dh	¹ظ	/ð/
g	¹غ	/ɣ/ ǀ /ʝ/
v	¹ڤ	/v/
a ǀ ä	²ـى	/æ/ (stressed) ǀ /ɐ/ (unstressed)
e	²ـہ	/e/ (stressed) ǀ /ɛ/ (unstressed)
'l-	لٔـ	/‿(ə)ɫ-/
th'-	ثِـ	/θɛ-/

1. nonnative
2. only occur word-finally

=GRAMMAR=

Gýsen grammar is extremely divergent from the Germanic norm, having been brought about by extremely harsh standardization efforts by the ruling class while backed by academia & scholars. It's heavily influenced by Arabic — being the encompassing liturgical, academic, and aristocratic language during the Middle to Early Modern Gýsen periods.
==PRONOUNS==
^\this entire segment will use the romanization only]) The Pronouns themselves have remained relatively true to their Germanic origins, apart from the entire set of Arabic 3rd person pronouns & the genitive enclitics. Gýsene still retains the Old English dual forms, but they're only used in formal writing:

1st Person	Singular	Dual	Plural
Nominative	ih /iç/	wi /wi/	wi /wi/
Accusative	mih /miç/	án /ɑːn/	ós /oːs/
Standalone Genitive	min /min/	ár /ɑːɣ/	ór /oːɹ/
Enclitic Genitive	-min /-mɪn/	-ar /-ɐɣ/	-or /-ɔɹ/

2nd Person	Singular	Dual	Plural
Nominative	thách /θɑːx/	gi /ʝi/	gi /ʝi/
Accusative	thih /θiç/	in /in/	iw /iw/
Standalone Genitive	thin /θin/	ig /iʝ/	iwar /ˈiwɐɹ/
Enclitic Genitive	-thin /-θɪn/	-ig /-ɪʝ/	-iwar /-ɪwɐɹ/

3rd Person Masculine	Singular	Dual	Plural
Nominative	chá /xɑː/	chama̋ /xɐˈmæː/	chám /xɑːm/
Accusative	hin /çin/	chama̋ /xɐˈmæː/	chám /xɑːm/
Standalone Genitive	his /çis/	chama̋ /xɐˈmæː/	chám /xɑːm/
Enclitic Genitive	-his /-çɪs/	-chama /-xɐmɐ/	-cham /-xɐm/

3rd Person Feminine	Singular	Dual	Plural
Nominative	hi /çi/	chana̋ /xɐˈnæː/	chán /xɑːn/
Accusative	hi /çi/	chana̋ /xɐˈnæː/	chán /xɑːn/
Standalone Genitive	hir /çiɹ/	chana̋ /xɐˈnæː/	chán /xɑːn/
Enclitic Genitive	-hir /-çɪɹ/	-chana /-xɐnɐ/	-chan /-xɐn/

==NOUNS==
Middle Gwýsene inherited the Old English nominal declension, but due to merging & reduction of (final) unstressed vowels, all endlings were dropped except for the accusative & dative plurals which were later generalized. Middle Gwýsene also dropped the neuter gender, merging it with the masculine & feminine genders based on endings

Regular Noun Declension	Singular	Plural
Masculine	-	-an /-ɐn/
Feminine	-	-as /-ɐs/

This has been standardized to all nouns, with some ablaut irregulars:

"Man" (man) ǀ "Bách" (book)	Singular	Plural
Masculine	man /mɑn/	menan /ˈmenɐn/
Feminine	bách /bɑːx/	bitjas /ˈbit͡ʃɐs/

...and some nouns retain colloquial plural forms more reminiscent of their Old English counterparts:

"Tjylz" (child) ǀ "Chänz" (hand)	Singular	(Standard) Plural	(Common) Plural
Masculine	tjylz /t͡ʃyɫz/	tjylzan /ˈt͡ʃyɫzɐn/	tjylro /ˈt͡ʃyɫɾɔ/
Feminine	chänz /xænz/	chänzas /ˈxænzɐs/	chänza /ˈxænzɐ/

===Possession===
Gwýsene has two distinct methods of indicating possession dur to the dropping of the genitive case:
1. A loaned version of the Arabic construct state (present in the standard language, urban areas, and most of the Northern and Western dialects). the Arabic definite article (-الـ) was loaned with its use in the construct state into Late Early Modern Gwýsene as a separate "letter form" [-لٔـ] and prescribed by Grammarians ever since as a "genitive" maker. This method also assumes definiteness of the noun it's prefixed to; it must be prefixed to eneg ("any") for indefinite nouns.
Bách 'lgörel /bɑːχ‿ɫ̩ˈʝøɹɛɫ/ ("the boy's book")

bách 'l - görel book ɢᴇɴ.ᴅғ - boy 

2. Use of a prefixed fär (equivalent to English "of", cognate with English "for") (present in rural areas and is generally viewed as a rural or "Bedouin" feature). This method does not assume definiteness, and a definite article is required.
Bách färth'görel /bɑːχ ˌfɐɹðəˈʝøɹɛɫ/ ("the boy's book")

Bách fär - th' - görel book of - ᴅғ - boy 

==ADJECTIVES==
Much like Nouns, adjectives decline for number and gender:

Regular Adjective Declension	Singular	Plural
Masculine	-	-an /-ɐn/
Feminine	-e /-ɛ/*	-as /-ɐs/

\due to its similarity with the common adjectival suffix* -e*, adjectives derived that way would not decline for gender in the singular*
==VERBS==
Gwýsen verbs are the most mangled, both by Arabization and regular phonological development. Gwýsen word order is VSO. Due to pronouns coming after the verb, they merged with the preexisting endings and formed unique endings that were later generalized to standard verb declension (rendering Gwýsene a pro-drop language)

Present Verb Conjugation	---
Infinitive	-en /-ɛn/
Present Participle	-enz /-ɛnz/
Past Participle	ge- -en
Singular Imperative	-
Plural Imperative	-on /-ɔn/
1ˢᵗ singular	-i /-ɪ/
1ˢᵗ plural	-swe /-swɛ/
2ⁿᵈ singular	-tha /-θɐ/
2ⁿᵈ plural	-gge /-ʝʝɛ/
3ʳᵈ singular masculine	-scha /-sxɐ/
3ʳᵈ dual masculine	-schama /-sxɐmɐ/
3ʳᵈ plural masculine	-scham /-sxɐm/
3ʳᵈ singular feminine	-sche /-sxɛ/
3ʳᵈ dual feminine	-schana /-sxɐnɐ/
3ʳᵈ plural feminine	-schan /-sxɐn/

the subjunctive is formed with a prefixed les- (if the verb is consonant-initial) or let- (if the verb is consonant-initial)
A consequence to the fusional suffixes, the preterite suffixes completely merged with the present ones, so weak verbs need an auxiliary to indicate simple past, which segways us to-
===Auxiliary Verbs===
Most auxiliaries have 2 conjugations: an auxiliary conjugation & a standalone conjugation:

Sőn ("to be") Conjugations	Auxiliary	Standalone
Singular Imperative	ső /søː/	ső /søː/
Plural Imperative	sőn /søːn/	sőn /søːn/
Singular Subjunctive	ső /søː/	les-... /ɫɛs-../
Plural Subjunctive	sőn /søːn/	les-... /ɫɛs-.../
1ˢᵗ singular	ém /eːm/	émi /ˈeːmɪ/
1ˢᵗ plural	synz	synzwe /ˈsynzwɛ/
2ⁿᵈ singular	érs /eːɹs/	értha /ˈérðɐ/
2ⁿᵈ plural	synz /synz/	syngge /ˈsynʝ(ʝ)ɛ/
3ʳᵈ singular masculine	ys /ys/	ysscha /ˈyssxɐ/
3ʳᵈ dual masculine	synz /synz/	synzchama /ˈsynzxɐmɐ/
3ʳᵈ plural masculine	synz /synz/	synzcham /ˈsynzxɐm/
3ʳᵈ singular feminine	ys /ys/	yssche /ˈyssxɛ/
3ʳᵈ dual feminine	synz /synz/	synzchana /ˈsynzxɐnɐ/
3ʳᵈ plural feminine	synz /synz/	synzchan /ˈsynzxɐn/

There are 4 tense-related auxiliaries: Wesan (past auxiliary, "was"), Sőn (participle auxiliary, "be"), Bín (participle auxiliary, "be"), and Víden (future auxiliary, "will"):

Auxiliary Declensions	Wesan ↓	Sőn ↓	Bín ↓	Víden ↓
1ˢᵗ singular	wes /wes/	ém /eːm/	bí /biː/	va̋ /væː/
2ⁿᵈ singular	wir /wiɹ/	érs /eːɹs/	bys /bys/	vés /veːs/
3ʳᵈ singular	wes /wes/	ys /ys/	byth /byθ/	véth /veːθ/
dual/plural	wiran /ˈwiɹɐn/	synz /synz/	bíth /biːθ/	va̋th /væːθ/
Singular Imperative	wes /wes/	ső /søː/	bí /biː/	víz /viːz/
Plural Imperative	weson /ˈwezɔn/	sőn /søːn/	bín /biːn/	vídon /ˈviːzɔn/
Singular Subjunctive	wir /wiɹ/	ső /søː/	bí /biː/	víz /viːz/
Plural Subjunctive	wiren /ˈwiɹɛn/	sőn /søːn/	bín /biːn/	víden /ˈviːzɛn/

===Stong Verbs===
Most of the strong classes remain in Gwýsene, albeit with completely unorthodox ablaut patterns. They've been resorted based on pattern that I've Grammarians have found. Strong verbs also never need the past auxiliary.

Type (Gwýsene)	Corr. Type in Old English	Present stem vowel	Past singular stem vowel	Past plural stem vowel	Past participle stem vowel
I	VII.c	é /eː/	í /iː/	í /iː/	é /eː/
II	IV	e /e/	e /e/	i /i/	a /ɑ/
III.a	I	ý /yː/	a̋ /æː/	y /y/	y /y/
III.b	III.a	y /y/	ä /æ/	o /o/	o /o/
IV.a	II.a	í /iː/	í /iː/	o /o/	a /ɑ/
IV.b	II.b	a/á /ɑ(ː)/	í /iː/	o /o/	a /ɑ/
IV.c	III.b	é /eː/	é /eː/	o /o/	a /ɑ/
V.a	VI	ä /æ/	á /ɑː/	á /ɑː/	ä /æ/
V.b	VII.a	a̋ /æː/	i /i/	i /i/	a̋ /æː/
V.c	VII.e	á /ɑː/	í /iː/	í /iː/	á /ɑː/

=TRANSLATIONS=

==NUMBERS==

Number	Cardinal	Ordinal	Adverbial	Multiplier
1	A̋n /æːn/	Föress /ˈføɹɛss/	Mer /meɹ/	A̋nfélz /ˈæːnˌveːɫz/
2	Twin /twin/	Áther /ˈɑːðɛɹ/	Merdén /mɛɹˈdeːn/	Twýfélz /ˈtyːˌveːɫz/
3	Thrý /θɾyː/	Thryzz /ˈθɾyzz/	Thrémra̋s /ˌθɾeːˈmɾæːs/	Thryfélz /ˈθɾyˌveːɫz/
4	Fíwar /ˈfiːwɐɹ/	Fíradh /ˈfiːɹɐð/	Fírmra̋s /ˌfiːɹˈmɾæːs/	Fíwarfélz /ˈfiːwɐɹˌveːɫz/
5	Fýf /fyːf/	Fýfedh /ˈfyːvɛð/	Fýfmra̋s /ˌfyːvˈmɾæːs/	Fýffélz /ˈfyːfˌfeːɫz/
6	Sysj /syʃ/	Sysjedh /ˈsyʃɛð/	Sysmra̋s /ˌsysˈmɾæːs/	Sysjfélz /ˈsyʃˌfeːɫz/
7	Sévan /ˈseːvɐn/	Sévadh /ˈseːvɐð/	Sévmra̋s /ˌseːvˈmɾæːs/	Sévanfélz /ˈseːvɐnˌveːɫz/
8	Éht /eːçt/	Éhtadh /ˈeːçtɐð/	Éhmra̋s /ˈeːçˈmɾæːs/	Éhtafélz /ˈeːçtɐˌveːɫz/
9	Nygan /ˈnyʝɐn/	Nygadh /ˈnyʝɐð/	Nygamra̋s /ˌnyʝɐˈmɾæːs/	Nyganfélz /ˈnyʝɐnˌveːɫz/
10	Tőn /tøːn/	Tődh /ˈtøːð/	Tőmra̋s /ˌtøːˈmɾæːs/	Tőnfélz /ˈtøːnˌveːɫz/

==THE COLD WINTER IS NEAR==
‎‫بېث نيٓھ ثِوېٓنتِر ڝِٓلز، پِٓث ڝۊٓمسخى ستارم سنِوى. ڝۊم وِثنَن خُٓمسمين وِٓرم، برآثَرمين. سَلٓم! ڝۊم ھېذ، سېځّ ءَنز شّيٓڧ، ڧرِس ءَنز درېھّ. بېثِّس خُطَّمين. ھِپّسوى وِتِر، ءَنز زۊٓثِن، ءَنز مِٓلخ، بېثِّس ڧِرش ءُٓسڧرى ثِکآ. ءوٓ، ءَنز براث وِٓرم!‬
Byth ních thʼwýnter tjélz, véth tjőmscha starm snewe. Tjöm withnän¹ chósmin wérm, bráthärmin². Säläm³! Tjöm hydh, sygg ænz ssjíf⁴ ⁶, fres⁵ änz dryhh⁶. Bytthes⁷ chottämin⁸. Hevvswe weter, änz zőthen⁹, änz mélch, býtthes fersj ósfrä¹⁰ thʼká. Ó, änz brath!
be.3.ꜱɢ.ᴘʀᴇꜱ near ᴅꜰ-winter cold , ꜰᴜᴛ.3.ꜱɢ come-3.ꜱɢ.ᴍᴀꜱᴄ storm snowy . come.ɪᴍᴘ.ꜱɢ in house-1.ꜱɢ.ɢᴇɴ.ᴄʟ warm , brother-1.ꜱɢ.ɢᴇɴ.ᴄʟ . Welcome ! come.ɪᴍᴘ.ꜱɢ hither , sing.ɪᴍᴘ.ꜱɢ and dance.ɪᴍᴘ.ꜱɢ , eat.ɪᴍᴘ.ꜱɢ and drink.ɪᴍᴘ.ꜱɢ . be.3.ꜱɢ.ᴘʀᴇꜱ-that plan-1.ꜱɢ.ɢᴇɴ.ᴄʟ . have-1.ᴘʟ water , and beer , and milk, be.3.ꜱɢ.ᴘʀᴇꜱ-that fresh from ᴅꜰ-cow . Oh , and soup !

/byθ niːç θə‿ˈyːnzɛɹ tʃeːɫz veːθ ˈtʃøːmsxɐ stɑɻm ˈsnewɛ/
/tʃøm wɪðˈnæn ˈxoːsˌmɪn weːɹm ˈbɾɑːðɐɹˌmɪn/
/sɐˈɫæm tʃøm çyð syʝʝ‿ɐnz ʃʃiːf fres‿ɐnz dɾyçç/
/ˈbyθθɛs ˈxottɐˌmɪn/
/ˈçevvswɛ ˈwedɛɹ ɐnz ˈzøːðɛn ɐnz meɫχ ˈbyθθɛs feɹʃ ˈoːsfrɐ θəˈkɑː/
/oː ɐnz bɾɑθ/

1. the words for “in” and “on” merged to än, which was kept for “on”.‬
2. Gwýsens tend to use “brother” as an informal form of address‬.
3. Säläm is only used by Muslim Gwysens. Christian Gwysens prefer Pastos /pɐsˈtos/ (from Ancient Greek ‬ἀσπαστός).
4. comes from Old English hlēapan.
5. comes from old English fretan.
6. Drykken & Ssjípan are within a class of verbs that have a differing imperative stems than the usual inflected stems due to sound changes. In this case the usual stems are Drykk- & Ssjíp-, while the imperatives are Dryhh & Ssjíf. In the central and Low Northern dialects this particular /k/ => /ç/ is not present, and the imperative stem is also Drykk.
7. contracted from of Byth thäs (“that is”)‬.
8. from Arabic خُطَّة.
9. from Latin zȳthum.
10. contraction of old English ūt fra (“out of”).

Not sure if this is bpd or just my wife but maybe others can elucidate.
It feels like she has ever increasing demands, always a new threshold required to feel happy, to feel content to feel fulfilled. Weather it’s in the amount of money we make, the amount of trips we take, the size of the house. How often I go to the doctor, how often I go to the dentist, how often I work out.
For example, about 9 months ago my wife got on my case for not “taking care of myself”. About me for perspective, I’m not fat, I’m not dirty, im not sickly, I don’t smell, I don’t have hygiene problems. But she got it in her head that I need to take batter car of myself because she’s paranoid I’ll get sick and die or something.
Fair enough I’m getting into my mid 30’s true I’ve never really cared about my diet, or my excercise or my health generally because I haven’t had too I’m pretty healthy naturally.
Fine, so I found a doctor and my health is fine, some of my measurements are borderline. Classic advice eat better, drink less, make sure I get 8 hours of sleep and excersise regularlry standard stuff. I take up working out about twice a week with a buddy, I go get my teeth cleaned twice a year now, I go to the doctor every 6 months, I make sure I’m not eating trash or drinking to much. All seems going well.
Here we are nearly a year into this and recently we’ve been busy and my workout buddy had been busy so the last month we’ve missed most of our workout time due to conflicts. As of this morning my wife is now talking to me like the last 9 months didn’t occur. “You need to take better care of yourself, you are skipping workouts too much, the rest of your life can’t be like this” eye rolls nasty tones and faces the whole standard deal.
I don’t understand what drives these demands, it never stops, it’s never good enough. Why cant she just leave me alone? If I was some obese loser who smelled and she found unattractive I’d get it but that isn’t the case.

The recent GME rally led me take a look at recent swap reporting data in the last months. Two swap report observations stood out:

• Several report items of a portfolio swap that was created on 2020-12-22T15:53:41Z which will expire on 2027-08-18. Several report items worth 2,000,000 or 5,000,000 USD. Most of these modifications to the swap were done in February, until March, and then stopped.
  
• Also, there was a repositioning of a large portfolio swap, peaking at 32,000,000 USD in February, created on 2020-05-26T13:43:43Z, with the same planned termination date 2027-08-18. The last report item shows that it was reduced to 5 USD and, what may be of interest, that was on 2024-05-9.
  

These swaps have interesting creation dates, both from 2020, and I guess that someone closed a large short position. Maybe there will be some nice T+x volatility.
As a side note, in March, the DTCC data formatting has changed, they went from a perfectly fine Enum type for swap classes to a string that needs parsing, which is extremely annoying.
Example data:

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